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COLD CUTS: Danger In The Deep · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: David Bowie There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Monday evening. The time is six eighty seven. Hey Fellers,
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  Speaker 2: do you feel like giving out some advice?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely sixty night.
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  Speaker 4: At gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 3: Get in touch with the Fellers.
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  Speaker 4: With the Fellows. It's stuff, Jace really email address Meet
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  Speaker 4: Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. Please do
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  Speaker 4: get in touch. One hundred percent anonymous. If we read
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  Speaker 4: it on the show, you get a prize or Puck's arm.
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  Speaker 4: We'll send you out something nice, someone shiny.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 4: Today's advice question one hundred percent anonymous. Of course, good question,
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  Speaker 4: short to the point.
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  Speaker 3: I like it.
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  Speaker 4: Get a fellows anonymous here. Having a work ut means
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  Speaker 4: I have to sometimes drive colleagues. At the moment, I
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  Speaker 4: have to drive an absolute punisher an hour each way
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  Speaker 4: to and from work. He talks over your lovely voices
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  Speaker 4: the whole way home. So I missed the show. He's
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  Speaker 4: friendly enough, but just has the worst chat. I don't
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  Speaker 4: want to get angry because then the drive will turn awkward.
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  Speaker 4: How can I politely tell him to shut the hell up,
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  Speaker 4: chairs anonymous tricky one. It is tricky because you've got
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  Speaker 4: to see them every day and drive together every.
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  Speaker 2: Day, and that is a particularly punishing amount of time
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  Speaker 2: to be in the car two hours a day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you can't sit in the stank of having off.
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  Speaker 3: I just every time he talks, I just lean over
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  Speaker 3: and just turn up the radio a little bit louder.
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  Speaker 3: You can a little bit louder, a little bit louder.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's interesting too, because there is this phenomenon for
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  Speaker 2: the Big Show because quite often the fellows generally speaking,
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  Speaker 2: I'm speaking in generalizations here, the fellows might be with
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  Speaker 2: their partners in the car wanting to listen to the Fellers.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, so where the fellas where.
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  Speaker 2: The fellow wanting to listen to the Big Show?
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  Speaker 3: Some of their partners, and some of these guys partners
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  Speaker 3: are men though.
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  Speaker 4: And also some of the partners who are female also
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  Speaker 4: listened to the show. A lot of them.
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  Speaker 2: Don't like listening to the show.
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  Speaker 4: And I say a lot of them, do you mean female?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean that have come up to me and said, oh,
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  Speaker 2: my boyfriend has obsessed with your show. I hate it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I don't know why that is. I kin't.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, doesn't make any sense to me, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. I light awake in bed at night
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  Speaker 2: thinking about it. Sometimes, what are you wearing? Nothing?
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  Speaker 3: See?
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  Speaker 4: I think I figured it out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I figured out the reason, bottom trawler.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you do.
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  Speaker 4: It's a tough one because you know, he's probably well,
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  Speaker 4: this person's probably just trying to be polite. You're making
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  Speaker 4: convo past the time, doesn't realize that you really want
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  Speaker 4: to listen to your favorite radio chef. It is your
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  Speaker 4: favorite radio.
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  Speaker 3: The only radio station that you can get on that
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  Speaker 3: call that.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, And it is tough because you want to listen
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  Speaker 4: to them. But also I've been in this situation too
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  Speaker 4: where I'm trying to my left is listening to, you know,
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  Speaker 4: my wife talking, for example, but my right here, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: listened to like a podcast about the wars or you know.
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  Speaker 4: It's a tough one. It's a real tough one. Can
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  Speaker 4: you just go, hey, hang on a sick you can
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  Speaker 4: just turn up the radio really loud.
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  Speaker 3: I think so. I think you just need to be honest, man,
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  Speaker 3: You just need to be honest and say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 3: look I only get to listen to these guys on
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  Speaker 3: the way home. Obviously, on the mornings, that's not such
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  Speaker 3: a big deal. When there's probably breakfast or something, it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't matter. Yeah, it's a biggie. But in the afternoon
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  Speaker 3: it's it's a it's a precious time. And I think,
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  Speaker 3: what's happening here is this guy that you're driving doesn't
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  Speaker 3: know about the big show. He is quite possibly if
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  Speaker 3: he did, why would he be talking exactly? So something
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  Speaker 3: ains happening. Either he doesn't know about the big show
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  Speaker 3: and you get an opportunity to introduce him to the
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  Speaker 3: big show, or he does know about the big Show
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  Speaker 3: and he doesn't like it and you can kick his
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  Speaker 3: house out of the car and he can walk. That's right, agreed?
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  Speaker 4: Can I say too? When you're on your way home
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  Speaker 4: from work, especially after a hard day's yeka, Yeah, your
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  Speaker 4: way home is you unwinding. So if you're ritual A
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  Speaker 4: lot of people are ritualistic about the way they're listening
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  Speaker 4: to do stuff. It would get on my nerves as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I tend to make love to unwind.
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  Speaker 4: But I think I have figured out the issue that
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  Speaker 4: we're facing. Yeah, pretty clear, meet patting nips sixty nine
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  Speaker 4: at gmail dot com. If you haven't need advice on anything,
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  Speaker 4: feel free to get in.
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  Speaker 1: Touch The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday night. I lost my bearings there, Fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Not for the first time today. Actually, mate, we've been
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  Speaker 3: worried about your brain and once again you're slipping brother.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, try and lock in on the segment chase, because
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  Speaker 4: I need you man with me. Guzy Fellers. Massive surfing
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  Speaker 4: competition on in Raglan over the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: You see that, Oh, it's on everybody's lips. It's on
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  Speaker 3: everybody's lips.
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  Speaker 4: Well might not, you know, but as a World Surf
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  Speaker 4: League event. It was happening in Raglan. I for you're
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  Speaker 4: to surfing, big deal, huge deal. Look like a lovely
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  Speaker 4: time out there. Actually great weather for it cold God
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  Speaker 4: be cold.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, one of the photographers was attacked by what initially
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  Speaker 4: was believed to have been a shark. Now, this happened
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  Speaker 4: over the week and so it's old news. However, they've
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  Speaker 4: come out now and they've looked at the botto. That
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  Speaker 4: part was old news, but they've looked at the bike
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  Speaker 4: right that he's gone to hospital. The photographer they've looked
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  Speaker 4: at the bike and they've gone Actually, I don't think
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  Speaker 4: there was a shark. I think it was maybe a
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  Speaker 4: sea lion. Foot off, but we're not off, just bit
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  Speaker 4: it nibbled at it because.
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  Speaker 2: He doing in the water in the first place. A
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  Speaker 2: photographer camera and they would have been like water all
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  Speaker 2: over the lens and got into the mechanics.
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  Speaker 4: You sounded like you knew what you were talking about
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  Speaker 4: until you said got into the mechanics.
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  Speaker 2: Well you know, yeah, I mean from the shore, I
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  Speaker 2: get it, but you can't be standing in the middle of.
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  Speaker 4: The surf No, sorry, Jason. He's going to waterproof cameras
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  Speaker 4: out there in the water getting water based shots. And
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  Speaker 4: you can see on the surf camp there way in
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  Speaker 4: the distance him struggling, and then it's just a jet
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  Speaker 4: ski hones out to him and picks him up, brings
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  Speaker 4: him back to the beach. They help him off. He's hobbling.
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  Speaker 4: Saw of his foot on his Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: There hopling too for shock. But my foot off, well it's.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like a jet ski bitter's foot off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so what are you saying? The knee down gone.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, it's just a bite mark. Like
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  Speaker 4: he can still walk.
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  Speaker 2: I think what happened is one of the surfboards went
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  Speaker 2: over the top of him and the fin on the
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  Speaker 2: bottom of the surfboard sliced his foot off.
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  Speaker 4: Come clean up. But he's fine, very rocky there and
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  Speaker 4: he'll beause they had bite marks.
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  Speaker 3: Rocks don't leave bite lacerations, you know, it's very So
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  Speaker 3: you get.
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  Speaker 2: The rocks with the oyster shells on them.
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  Speaker 3: They can't some oysters that my ten year delicious.
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  Speaker 4: Actually I tried an oyster over the weekend for the
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  Speaker 4: first time. I didn't mind it.
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  Speaker 2: Did you fall off?
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  Speaker 4: No, neither did. This guy was bitten by something, And
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  Speaker 4: the point of trying to make is that they they're
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  Speaker 4: not sure whether it was a shark or a sea
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  Speaker 4: lion or what it was, so they're saying sea creature.
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  Speaker 4: He was bitten by a sea creature. So the news
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  Speaker 4: as a guy has been bitten by something the other day,
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  Speaker 4: and then we're the other day, we're not sure what
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  Speaker 4: it is. Like a week ago, no it wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarkes.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Wednesday evening. There fellas earlier in the show and
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  Speaker 2: the four to five hours talking about the fact that
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  Speaker 2: being in the CBD, now I've suddenly noticed something happening
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  Speaker 2: right under my massive snoles, and that is drug deals
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  Speaker 2: happening all over the place. Once you see one, you
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  Speaker 2: get an eye for it. And I saw four today, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: four drug deals, and I thought, geez, that's a business
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  Speaker 2: I could get into, you know, maybe a bit of
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  Speaker 2: drug running something like that. Sure, so we were talking
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  Speaker 2: about the possibility of that through the show. People were
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  Speaker 2: ringing up, putting their orders and it was going pretty bloody.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we weren't talking about the possibility you were running
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  Speaker 4: a drug slinging of operation through the Big Show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: using the listeners, I personally didn't feel comfortable with it.
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  Speaker 3: No, Yeah, you sound like you commed onto it pretty quickly.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure distance, Oh sure.
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  Speaker 3: I can imagine why you went. But unfortunately there's a
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  Speaker 3: recording of it.
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  Speaker 4: Well there is a recording because Jason went for a
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  Speaker 4: WII and then he didn't come back in and then
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  Speaker 4: this is what we heard next.
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  Speaker 2: Hold you there, you get say, is that Keysy? It's Keysyte,
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  Speaker 2: It's me.
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 5: It's Horny Jay? You mate, listen. I'm sorry. I'm just
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  Speaker 5: while I was going out, going for a spirit's just
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  Speaker 5: the bloody coppers is just pulled through the bloody door
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  Speaker 5: and it's a sixth Yeah mate, I'm just counting the
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  Speaker 5: fellows that I'm just showing. I've got it through the radio.
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  Speaker 5: It's live them. It's just a mess of.
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my name, my name, hang up, hang out, hang out,
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  Speaker 5: hang up, hang up.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So I've got to drop him loose smoking. He's gone.
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  Speaker 4: He's gone. So he's obviously got stung already for the
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  Speaker 4: hurducky a.
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  Speaker 3: Drug deal with drug deal. It might have been some
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  Speaker 3: kind of sicko shit he was that too in the toilet.
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  Speaker 4: Well maybe, but it sounded pretty serious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably both.
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  Speaker 4: So he's been arrested, all right, from the end of
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  Speaker 4: the Huducky Big Show's drug running scheme. I guess yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's a shame. It's a shame, actually shame.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, look but what did probably taking the rest
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  Speaker 3: of the week off at least, I would say in
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  Speaker 3: the yeah, well listens learned.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty full on as you getting paid. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I was swarmed. They questioned me. Said I was looking
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  Speaker 2: at ten to fifteen years or that kind of carry on,
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  Speaker 2: and they wanted me to name names, and so you did.
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  Speaker 2: I did. He and Pug sound good.
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  Speaker 4: But the things there listening to the show, right, that's
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  Speaker 4: how they cottoned onto it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, well, because we're talking about it yesterday. What you
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  Speaker 3: know what big fans of the show, some police officers are.
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  Speaker 3: And in fact, your brother is a police officer. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: he is, h which I thought it would have learned
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  Speaker 3: some kind of protection. I thought so, But instead he's
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  Speaker 3: the one that threw you under the bus.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure it was him? Because we can't just
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  Speaker 4: go and bandy that about.
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  Speaker 2: Like funnily enough, you've got a text for him saying
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  Speaker 2: sorry bro the.
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  Speaker 1: Hold aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune in
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  Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 2: The Offspring There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Thursday evening. The time is six thirty eight.
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  Speaker 4: Fellas. Last night I watched State of Origin? Did you
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  Speaker 4: watch it?
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  Speaker 2: Is it? It is? No?
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  Speaker 3: No, okay?
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  Speaker 4: And I was pretty excited. You know, I had my
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  Speaker 4: bedding pot there and I had all this money and
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  Speaker 4: it and I blew it. All that was fine. And
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  Speaker 4: always get excited for Origin game one because you don't
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  Speaker 4: know how the teams are sitting. It's all very excited,
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  Speaker 4: sitting on the couch. Small glass of port, small half
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  Speaker 4: bowl of Muncho's and tomato. No, I wish I asked
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  Speaker 4: for that, and then they replaced it with the cheese
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  Speaker 4: and onion ones.
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  Speaker 3: I was gutted. So not not human, not as nice
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  Speaker 3: as I'd want it to be.
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  Speaker 2: I prefer there was savvy pea pods in.
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  Speaker 4: A completely different realm, Jason, completely different realm.
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  Speaker 3: Good though, aren't they? Yeah they're really man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, not too bad, especially you like a bit of
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  Speaker 2: spice years sorry, Keezy Rugby.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, we can talk about pea pods if
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  Speaker 4: you want.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's got the sabi on them, and sometimes
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  Speaker 3: you find that they've got a bit too much. Often
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  Speaker 3: that with sabi will be bigger than the PA itself.
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  Speaker 2: And I find the dust from the sabi PA pods
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  Speaker 2: really play with my bowels. But anyway, believe let's talk
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 4: No, I keep going, I know I asked, what I
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  Speaker 4: got is that all you got?
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  Speaker 3: A right? Okay?
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  Speaker 4: So what happened was at the very start of the
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  Speaker 4: game the Australian national anthem played. Yes, that makes sense,
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  Speaker 4: and it was absolutely terrible. Have a listener right and
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  Speaker 4: tell me this isn't the most Australian sounding anthem you've
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  Speaker 4: ever heard? Oh sweet Jewish? Can you hear that? Ossie tweys?
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  Speaker 2: It's so bad, pretty shocking.
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  Speaker 4: It is terrible and it is odd. I immediately messaged,
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  Speaker 4: We've got a man Monday group chat from the ACC
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  Speaker 4: that has like Die Handwood been Hurley Mania suet everyone
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  Speaker 4: and the pants Man, and I was just like, this
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  Speaker 4: is the worst most ossy anthem I've ever heard. Straight
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  Speaker 4: away everyone I was thinking the exact same thing. Turns
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  Speaker 4: out his name is Robbie Mortimer. He's a country singer.
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  Speaker 4: What a country singer? Well, what did you think?
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  Speaker 2: I said, nothing?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So what are your thoughts listening back to that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it feels like we're singing somebody out for their
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  Speaker 3: accent and mocking them for it, hating on them because
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  Speaker 3: of where they're from. I couldn't agree more and it
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  Speaker 3: should be more of it, more for it.
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  Speaker 2: Having said that we've had a few shockers in our time,
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  Speaker 2: and actually I think it was with the rugby league
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  Speaker 2: is well. One shocker I'm thinking of with the New
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  Speaker 2: Zealand national anthem and it was a rugby league match
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  Speaker 2: and the poor woman that was doing it kind of
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  Speaker 2: fell apart.
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  Speaker 3: I remember there was an American woman that did it
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  Speaker 3: once since she could shouldn't know about the the Maldi pronuncia.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it just seems like you're listening back
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  Speaker 4: to that, you going, should we get this guy to
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  Speaker 4: do it? And he's obviously a very successful artist.
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  Speaker 3: But Australia would say our normal, kezy, beautiful year, the
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  Speaker 3: os A ripping it apart really, oh well.
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  Speaker 2: Bye the good bye.
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  Speaker 4: Cret That's what it sounded like.
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  Speaker 2: Well it's interesting, yeah, because I mean, who are we
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  Speaker 2: to say? Yeah, because but I find the Australian accident
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  Speaker 2: a little harsh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, kind of like the was sabi. P there
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  Speaker 3: was sabi because I find when you get too much
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  Speaker 3: of there was sometimes there's more with sabi on there
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  Speaker 3: than there is p totally.
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  Speaker 1: Man the Whole Show with Jason, Mike and KEYESI tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodaki