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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 20th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it due to the refig nature of this program,
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  Speaker 1: listener discretion, is it lies.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Showy.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training Class is now
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  Speaker 3: in session.
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  Speaker 4: A good morning, everybody morning, Woody. Today is Thursday, it
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  Speaker 4: is a pre Friday, and it's August the twentieth, twenty
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  Speaker 4: twenty sixth My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory.
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  Speaker 1: Morning.
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  Speaker 4: Would we've got menace?
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  Speaker 5: What's up?
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  Speaker 4: We've got our friend and Sea Bass. Yeah, friendly, You've
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  Speaker 4: got Sammy, Jeff g is here, Morgan, our associate producer,
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  Speaker 4: Von our video producer Dumbass Tyler is here today. We
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  Speaker 4: got Bort and we got Menji. The phones are open
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  Speaker 4: eight seven seven forty four, Wooding. You can send us
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  Speaker 4: a text over to two to nine eight seven. Today,
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  Speaker 4: August twentieth is a World Mosquito Day. You would say, like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: what purpose? And I don't know the answer to this.
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  Speaker 4: I know that everything serves a purpose. Like what purpose
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  Speaker 4: does the mosquito serve?
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  Speaker 6: That's a great question, not like the b Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like could we eliminate them and still be okay or
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  Speaker 4: like something.
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  Speaker 6: The only thing I could add to that is that
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  Speaker 6: I know dragonflies eat mosquitos. So would the dragonfly die
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  Speaker 6: if the mosquitos?
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  Speaker 4: What else do we need the dragonfly? Like, okay, that's fine,
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  Speaker 4: But do we need the dragonfly for visual if it's
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  Speaker 4: just mosquitos, Like.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe we can let that go too, if only, if
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  Speaker 7: only call if the only purpose is to feed other things? Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and then then but there's big downsides like malaria. It
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  Speaker 7: tells more more things than any animal.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so like how we figured out how to get
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  Speaker 4: you know, seeds out of water melons and stuff like that, right,
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  Speaker 4: can we figure out can we figure out how to
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  Speaker 4: engineer mosquitoes off the planet?
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  Speaker 6: What do we need cockroaches for? What do we need
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  Speaker 6: house flies for? All right?
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  Speaker 7: This is what all right, the the AI, they old
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  Speaker 7: AI all powerful Rock said, if a mosquitos suddenly vanished,
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  Speaker 7: the biggest and most immediate effect would be the near
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  Speaker 7: total elimination of mosquito board diseases. Oh good, okay, saving
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  Speaker 7: hundreds of thousands of human lives every year because it
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  Speaker 7: kills like.
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  Speaker 4: The most people, right, yeah, it does also more than
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  Speaker 4: sharks and alleg all the other things that people are
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  Speaker 4: like wildly afraid of snakes.
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  Speaker 5: And forget people.
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  Speaker 7: It's says will also reduce the suffering in animals of
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  Speaker 7: major quality life boost and bites and swarming, et cetera,
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  Speaker 7: et cetera. Ecological disruptions would occur short term and in
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  Speaker 7: certain regions, but most scientists expect ecosystems to adjust over
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  Speaker 7: time with modest long term impacts.
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  Speaker 4: It will be fine.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, So Google is trying to like put all the
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  Speaker 5: other Mosquitos out there that have like you know, bunked
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  Speaker 5: seamen right, yeah, and then like eliminate them. So, but
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  Speaker 5: everybody's hanging on Google because they're like what is Google doing?
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  Speaker 4: And what's the point of World Mosquito Day, Like what
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  Speaker 4: are we supposed to do? Like honor them, probably Mosquito,
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  Speaker 4: shout him out. Get ready for every radio dope on
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  Speaker 4: the planet for National Radio Day.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Well the ones that are still left there
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  Speaker 7: are fewer and fewer every every year.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you'll see fewer posts.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, you're gonna see a couple of people
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  Speaker 5: like with that hat that has that little propeller on
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  Speaker 5: the top. So you'll see a.
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  Speaker 7: Lot of people who are now real estate agents remembering
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  Speaker 7: the radio careers. Today's National Chocolate Pecan Pie Day. That'll
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  Speaker 7: be us someday Sea Bass cheerful. Well, look, I'm already
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  Speaker 7: an influencer on the YouTube, so I'm already a gen
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  Speaker 7: Z superstar.
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  Speaker 4: He's so young, you know, That's the first thing you
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  Speaker 4: think of when you see Sea Bass, Like how young?
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's not cooked at all, not chopped whatsoever.
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  Speaker 4: Right on today Sammy's National Bacon Lover's Day. No, thank you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you know, she does love. She does love Trader Joe's.
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  Speaker 8: I do love Trader Joe's. Who doesn't.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's hot at Trader Joe's lately?
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  Speaker 6: Well?
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  Speaker 4: Uh so. Trader Joe's employees were asked what they feel
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  Speaker 4: are the best items in the store and where to start.
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  Speaker 4: As I'm looking at the items, it's not like the
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  Speaker 4: typical stuff that everybody always talks about, like the orange chicken,
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  Speaker 4: or like some of the like the cookie butter or
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  Speaker 4: things like that. So I think they're trying to go
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  Speaker 4: for some other things that are really good that maybe
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  Speaker 4: not a lot of people either know about or aren't
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  Speaker 4: as popular, like the Unsung Hero.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, so Trader Joe's employees just so everyone knows when
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  Speaker 9: new products come in because they have so many seasonal ones.
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  Speaker 8: They all try them.
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  Speaker 9: They put them in the back for everybody to try
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  Speaker 9: so that they can recommend them and let you know.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so here's what got the most votes. You could
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  Speaker 4: tell us if you've tried any of these? Uh, the
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  Speaker 4: cinnamon coffee cake muffins. Greg, how much coffee is in there?
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  Speaker 4: There's been so much talk of coffee cake.
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  Speaker 6: It's the star.
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  Speaker 4: Have you tried those?
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  Speaker 10: I have not.
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  Speaker 4: Coffee cake muffin, don't have four PM, You'll never go
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  Speaker 4: to bed it get it? The strawberry doodle cookies.
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  Speaker 5: Never heard of that?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 4: Trader Joe's employees saying these are the best items in
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  Speaker 4: the store. Unexpected cheddar cheese spread with hatch chili.
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  Speaker 5: It's unexpected, mean as vegan or something stupid.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I don't Maybe we've got that we Greg. The
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  Speaker 4: coffee bean blast ice cream.
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  Speaker 6: How could anybody not know about that?
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  Speaker 4: It's the okay? Maybe? Maybe for Sammy? Here the butternut
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  Speaker 4: squash mac and cheese. Have you tried that?
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  Speaker 8: Not the butternut squash, No, but I have had the
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  Speaker 8: regular mac and cheese. It's delicious. And the white cheddar
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  Speaker 8: so good. I just had it last night.
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  Speaker 6: M M fat.
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  Speaker 4: Sammy will you have any who who got in trouble
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  Speaker 4: for calling her fat Sammy? Did somebody to get a
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  Speaker 4: talking to? I did, I.
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  Speaker 11: Did, and they get by one of our co hosts,
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  Speaker 11: one of our one of the other shows, one of
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  Speaker 11: the shows.
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  Speaker 6: Were they serious?
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  Speaker 11: I couldn't tell, but he's like, yes, Sammy came to
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  Speaker 11: me and has been complaining.
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  Speaker 4: And one of the other managers like, was it Paul,
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  Speaker 4: It was Paul. Yeah, Paul said something that you just
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  Speaker 4: somebody else.
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  Speaker 6: I think it was, Well, it was me. It was
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  Speaker 6: definitely me in the bathroom when I ran into Paul,
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  Speaker 6: I heard you saying, uh, Sammy's fat, and I think
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  Speaker 6: he said it to somebody Else's said it.
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  Speaker 8: To me as well. They've been getting.
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  Speaker 7: Complaints about double stammer because how for how long have
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  Speaker 7: you everyone calling woody and.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, ever no complaints about that when it comes you
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  Speaker 5: can't be mean to girls.
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  Speaker 4: I would love to know who's been complaining, because it's
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  Speaker 4: not Sammy, Like, who's been complaining fatties that we're saying
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  Speaker 4: fat Sammy? Please, I can have the Valentine.
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  Speaker 11: He's the one who hit me up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah, he was one.
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  Speaker 11: He said Sammy was complaining to him, but I was like,
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  Speaker 11: were you complaining about fat?
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  Speaker 5: She's looking at an angler for a job.
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  Speaker 4: All right, so h Korean style yangum sauce.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yum yum sauce.
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  Speaker 4: Right, it's a y a n g y n y
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  Speaker 4: e o m yan sauce. It's used to coke Korean
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  Speaker 4: fried chicken, but also works as a marinade or as
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  Speaker 4: a dipping sauce. Yangyo Uh. The olive fugas, which is
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  Speaker 4: a flatbread fugas. And then the pumpkin cream cheese spread,
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  Speaker 4: pupkin cream cheese, pumpkin cream cheese.
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  Speaker 5: Put that on a cinnamon bagel, and then.
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  Speaker 4: And then the chunky garlic and jilipeno hot sauce.
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  Speaker 6: Dude.
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  Speaker 5: One of my favorite items not on that list the
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  Speaker 5: many French baguettes. They're in the frozen section, dude, so good.
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  Speaker 5: They're just like a nice little added thing that you
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  Speaker 5: can have, Like I love getting a steak, some mashed
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  Speaker 5: potatoes and then having these baguettes.
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  Speaker 11: Dude, bombs.
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  Speaker 8: He did recommend them to me and I did try them,
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  Speaker 8: and sorry minutes, but they were pretty man.
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  Speaker 11: Made them wrong.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, user, are you not talking about the boats,
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  Speaker 7: which are the butter, the pre buttered like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there are many French bag gets, so you're just
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  Speaker 5: like regular bread that you warm them up in your
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  Speaker 5: regular Yeah, what do you put on them?
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  Speaker 11: Are you just straight?
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  Speaker 8: I mean I just put butter on them.
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  Speaker 5: But you probably want health butter.
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  Speaker 9: It was a French baguette, you know, it wasn't like
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  Speaker 9: this crazy kind of It's probably health butter.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know that type.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but Sammy can come back and give.
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  Speaker 6: Us a reveal.
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  Speaker 4: All right, time for your birthdays and your a birthday.
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  Speaker 6: It's ship. We won't sit it's and you know you
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  Speaker 6: don't do well.
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  Speaker 4: We keep talking about this renaissance that they're experiencing. From
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  Speaker 4: Limp Biscuit, Fred Durst. It's his birthday today. He's fifty
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  Speaker 4: years old. Al Roker from The Today Show Dog is
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  Speaker 4: seventy two. Demi Levado is thirty four.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He was data in the Goodies Short Round in the
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  Speaker 4: Indiana Jones movies and he won an Oscar for Everything Everywhere,
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  Speaker 4: All at Once. Deby Kwan is fifty five today. Billy Gardell.
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  Speaker 4: He is one of the many prizes of Pittsburgh, PA.
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  Speaker 4: From Mike and Molly. Now he was the big guy Mike,
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  Speaker 4: and he's lost a ton of weight. H he's unrecognizable.
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  Speaker 4: He's got really crazy like ever all the cool kids
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  Speaker 4: have the mustaches now, you know, rocking one of those.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's fifty seven years old. Amy Adams is
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  Speaker 4: fifty two. Robert Plant from led Zeppelin is seventy eight.
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  Speaker 4: Andrew Garfield spider Man in the Social Network, is forty three.
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  Speaker 4: Connie Mother f and Chung married to uh Maury Povich.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so he's still alive.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, Yeah, she's been loving him a
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  Speaker 4: long time. He's eighty years old. And then your cornod
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  Speaker 4: birthday today is Andy Avalon Andy with an eye and
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  Speaker 4: Today's birthday Girl. She has shagged more balls and a
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  Speaker 4: major league outfielder getting on Andy six fine films, including
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  Speaker 4: Sperm Bank, Overload too Much. She was in an airport
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  Speaker 4: lounge lizards get lucky, getting back at my bully by
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  Speaker 4: banging her mom, I'll do it. She was in panty
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  Speaker 4: sniffing Overload Volume one, so much Overload. She was fantastic
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  Speaker 4: in a threesome on the therapist couch. Also scissors, Sorority,
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  Speaker 4: and then who can forget her unf role and that
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  Speaker 4: one time I got my step mom pregnant.
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  Speaker 6: Oh God, finish a sentence that.
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  Speaker 4: Is an who's thirty eight years old?
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  Speaker 6: Today?
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  Speaker 4: At your porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays. Here on
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show, we'll take a quick break more Woody
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  Speaker 4: Shows next, Hag.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: Do you live in or around Dallas, Texas?
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  Speaker 4: What's going on?
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  Speaker 5: Everybody?
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  Speaker 4: It's menace.
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  Speaker 12: I'm gonna be an Addison, Texas August twenty seconds at
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  Speaker 12: Lazy Dog Restaurant from noon to two pm doing a
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  Speaker 12: listener meetup. I'll have giveaways and more, but I would
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  Speaker 12: love to see you there Saturday, August twenty second. If
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  Speaker 12: I can make this successful, that means we're gonna be
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  Speaker 12: in Dallas a lot more so, if you're nearby, please
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  Speaker 12: stop on by Addison, Texas, Lazy Dog Restaurant, August twenty second, Saturday,
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  Speaker 12: from noon to two pm.
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  Speaker 5: Can't wait to see you there. In the meantime, enjoy
• 11:28
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 6: I found myself recently telling myself in my head, God,
• 11:35
  Speaker 6: you're really happy, Like I'm just really happy with So
• 11:39
  Speaker 6: I'm stoked that I'm happy. I'm stoked of how my
• 11:43
  Speaker 6: life is going. So yeah, overall, for sure, there's elements
• 11:47
  Speaker 6: in my life are complete shame.
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  Speaker 1: But the Woody Show, well.
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  Speaker 4: It's another new hour. Thanks well you make our way
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  Speaker 4: through the day. Here for you and thank you for
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  Speaker 4: being here with us. It is the Woody Show. Woody Great,
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  Speaker 4: there's menace. No Gina grad this morning. Yeah, she's at
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  Speaker 4: her juneral. Yeah, her uncle died and so you know, Jews,
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: they got to be in the ground with a pretty
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  Speaker 4: short turnaround.
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  Speaker 6: I would love to know the logistics of that.
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  Speaker 4: So she she hopped a plane to go be with
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  Speaker 4: her family, and uh, she'll be back Monday, I believe. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: all right, yeah she'll be back on Monday. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: last minute, last man a flight nine and then her mom,
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  Speaker 4: like I guess, stepped in. She had some unused Southwest credits,
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  Speaker 4: but that meant that she had to connect.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah each direction.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah nah no, yeah, but yeah, so Gina's not here
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  Speaker 4: today and she's with her family. Today's Jeff G's birthday.
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  Speaker 4: You know if that means Gena's out more cake for us?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, a lot of trama over the cake this morning.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean, So I usually go get the
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  Speaker 5: cakes and the store that I get them from. They're
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  Speaker 5: doing inventory this week and they were closed overnight, so
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  Speaker 5: ill really go pick up the cakes. So I had
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  Speaker 5: to hit up Vonda grab some stuff.
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  Speaker 11: So thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so thanks for handling.
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  Speaker 4: I don'tise they closed the store down to do stuff
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know if they had all the signs
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  Speaker 5: or said they said, we're not going to be opened
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  Speaker 5: until later this morning. But when they gave the dates.
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  Speaker 4: What did von come back with us?
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  Speaker 6: Here?
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  Speaker 4: There's some cupcakes there, got a better You got a
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  Speaker 4: better view of it than I do.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's some cupcakes and vanilla and chocolate and then
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  Speaker 11: a little chocolate cake.
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  Speaker 5: Perfect, the world's smallest cake and some cupcakes. I usually
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  Speaker 5: come with like three cakes, Jeff, So this is dude,
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  Speaker 5: this is perfect.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't get how are you with your birthday?
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  Speaker 6: Are you?
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  Speaker 4: Are you more like me where it's like I don't
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  Speaker 4: I don't want parties, I don't want anything like that,
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  Speaker 4: or you more like Menace where it's a whole birthday month,
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  Speaker 4: got to celebrate.
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  Speaker 11: Definitely not like Menace. Yeah, more chill, just like yeah,
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  Speaker 11: you know it is what it is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, day, And are you worried about your age? How
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  Speaker 4: old are you? No?
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  Speaker 6: Fifty four?
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  Speaker 11: No?
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  Speaker 4: Not weird?
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  Speaker 6: Did it happen?
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  Speaker 13: Then?
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  Speaker 14: No?
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  Speaker 11: I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right, it's like who cares whatever?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, what can you just do?
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  Speaker 11: Just the number?
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  Speaker 6: Right? How are you with cards? Because last night I
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  Speaker 6: was thinking I should probably get jeff of card and
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  Speaker 6: then I thought maybe I was projecting onto you that
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  Speaker 6: you would be like, so, I.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, look it's a card from Greg.
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  Speaker 11: Cards are appreciated, and it doesn't make you any more
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  Speaker 11: gay to give me.
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  Speaker 4: A next one. Yeah, once the ball crosses the plane, dude,
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  Speaker 4: you don't want to think that you're gig right, I know,
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  Speaker 4: no cards are Finally, I let WiFi just do all
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  Speaker 4: her stuff.
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  Speaker 11: Like this morning I got up and there was like
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  Speaker 11: a little happy birthday sign and stuff was really sweet.
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  Speaker 11: I let her do her thing. But I'm like, you
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  Speaker 11: would he like, I don't need a ton of attention.
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  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, so, what will your wife do you for
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  Speaker 4: your birthday?
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  Speaker 11: I have no idea. I have no idea. Probably I'm
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  Speaker 11: sure there will be a cake or.
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  Speaker 4: Something typically like what happens cake, usual.
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  Speaker 11: Dinner or something like that, But I told her today
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  Speaker 11: I just want to make something like I'm gonna barbecue
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  Speaker 11: when I get home.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you're gonna make okay? All right, Yeah, I'm sure
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  Speaker 4: she's fine with that. It's like Father's Day. They have
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  Speaker 4: the dad grill. Yes, well, I mean, uh, yeah, I guess, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I guess that makes sense. That's what you want. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you got to give the person whose birthday is what
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  Speaker 4: they want, and if they don't want a big deal
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  Speaker 4: about it, don't make a big deal about it. If
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  Speaker 4: they want a big deal about it, give him his birthday.
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  Speaker 6: Nobody believe that's the problem is it could be a
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  Speaker 6: mind game.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it could be a trick.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think you guys make more about it
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  Speaker 4: than it is. It's not like you can't say, like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: don't you dare say happy birthday to me. It's just
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  Speaker 4: I don't want the party. I don't no surprises. I
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  Speaker 4: don't need stuff like that. No cards, No.
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  Speaker 6: I don't.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: I don't need the gifts or cakes or anything like
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: that to come with birthdays.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: That's the trick.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really want to see that. No, the birthday present
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: makes me super uncomfortable, unnecessary. Christmas is a little bit
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: different because there's multiple people getting gifts.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: Right, right, but there's in a life with no kids, Christmas,
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: no more presents ever.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: I bring this up every single year. I agree, presence
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: bold italic underline yep. And then what happens.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: It's like the Taylor Swift Travis Kelcey wedding man. No gifts, Yeah,
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: and then somebody ends up getting a gift. And then
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: because I stuck to the rule, I don't have a gift,
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: and Christmas is ruin. Yeah, sucks, no gifts like some people,
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: like for my wife for example, like you have to
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: have a balloon, like one of those milar balloons that
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: say happy birthday. One of those must be in the house.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: If there's someone in the house with a birthday, that's fine.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: And she feels like she's failed. And I was like,
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: was this the thing she was? You never had a
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: balloon for your birthday? I said, no, we did. We
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: didn't do balloons. We do cards and there was cake,
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: but there was never the balloon. But the balloon was
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: the thing. It wasn't you know what I mean? Like,
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: it wasn't a birthday unless there was the balloon.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: There just one.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, at least at least for her, I'm saying at
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: least a balloon. They're not like a typical like a
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: you know, whatever balloon, like the big silvery Yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 11: You guys ever get in arguments over your lack of
• 17:22
  Speaker 11: birthday enthusiasm.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: No, I mean she she likes to try to plan stuff,
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: and she says it's for the kids, like because the
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: kids need to show some kind of like acknowledgment or appreciation,
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: which I do understand that side of it too.
• 17:34
  Speaker 11: Of course they have to learn.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but then she went for my fortieth birthday. She
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: got a bunch of people together and orchestrated this whole thing,
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: and you know, it's like, oh man, yeah it was.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: It was fine because it's all the people I like,
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: you know, it's it's fine. But I don't believe it
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: or not even having this job, Like I don't enjoy
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: being center of attention. I just don't get it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: But the celebration is for everyone. We all want cake.
• 17:59
  Speaker 8: You did not your birthday just means I love the cake.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah you can have a cake.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, cake is fine. Cake's fine. No surprise party, no
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: big thing, no big to do.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: That's all a restaurant when they sing happy birthday.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't even care. About that. You don't know
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: because I'm not. I'm not easily embarrassed. If you haven't
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: figured that out. That part doesn't bother me. I mean
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: I'd rather not. It's kind of dumb.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I don't feel embarrassed by it, but I
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: I feel bad for the employees that have.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: To do it.
• 18:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I've been one of those employees in the back
• 18:33
  Speaker 11: of the house and we got a birthday on forty
• 18:35
  Speaker 11: seven and doesn't want.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: To do it.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Did they have their own song or were they singing
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Happy birthday?
• 18:41
  Speaker 11: It was like that happy happy birthday, you know, twist
• 18:45
  Speaker 11: on that.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, O will happy birthday, Jeff g appreciate that.
• 18:48
  Speaker 11: Thank you guys very much, and thank you guys for
• 18:50
  Speaker 11: the cake and cokakew.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: And with Gina Grant out today we got to you.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Gotta tell you what Greg it comes.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: To news Joe right, he is, well, I forget about it.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Sorry that he's the goat hebe Yeah, he's the og man.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: I love his delivery on Newsabe, I love.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: You great, hold my hand while we do this.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: You guys just make down.
• 19:18
  Speaker 11: I'm down.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Let's go trending news headlines. What's happening?
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: Well, the investigation into Hayden Pantiera's death is getting more serious,
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: so police and now even the DEA are investigating whether
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: there was any possible criminal activity connected to her death.
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: Investigators also went to the boyfriend's home to continue gathering info,
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: and Hayden's mom says police brought in narcotics investigators as
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: they took a look into possible drug involvement. There's no
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: sign that anyone has been accused of a crime, but
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: clearly investigators still have a lot of questions.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Matthew perry Man, they started digging into all, right, where
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: did this stuff come from?
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: Right? I was surprised by all that that actually resulted
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: in multiple convictions. We will see where that goes. Also,
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: some more info about the court case that's playing out
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: right now where Meta is being sued for one point
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: four trillion dollars by twenty nine US states. Now, we
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: were asking what would happen with that money? Who would
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: get it? Definitely not US, I'm thinking the lawyers. But
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: there is a new report laying out what changes would
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: happen if Zuckerberg and Meta lose the case. So number one,
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: death of the infinite scroll and auto play, because those
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: features are intended to take you down a rabbit hole
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: and maximize screen time.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: All right, I'll give you that. Yeah, that's fine.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: Number two the end of the like button because one
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: of the main ways teens get hooked on social media
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: is their addiction to the like count, and this lawsuit
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: would end social validation metrics.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: That's fine because people do that. They'll disable that anyway.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Half the people that you see on social media because
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: they can't turn it off. That doesn't look lame.
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: That's a big sign if they have it off like.
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: That will affect influencers stuff, anyone making money off of it.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: But most people aren't influencers. Most people just have it
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: because they have Instagram.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: If it's not your post, if I'm looking at Sammy's post,
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: for example, it'll say you and others liked this and
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: I've had it all.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: It says easy fix for that. For so long, I
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: don't know why they don't do this because they used to.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Is you know when your videos when you post them,
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: instead of showing the like count, just showed the amount
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: of views that I got because the view count can
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: be like forty thousand.
• 21:23
  Speaker 11: But you're like, why why.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Does any of that stuff need to be public facing.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: It doesn't.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: I think that's kind of stupid for monetization. Monetization, Yeah,
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: but that's that's more between the person who posted it
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: and Instagram. Like, just if I'm on your account, what
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: do I care? How many it's when I hear these
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: numbers every week about how much a movie made at
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: the box office, what do I care. There's nothing to
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: do with me. That's between the movie studio and the
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: people who made it.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it goes back to what you were saying and
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: samuy are saying. It's like the people that do this,
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: you know, for monetization and for a living. Yes, they
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: want to show the higher number.
• 21:58
  Speaker 11: I mean, but most of those companies is right. We'll
• 22:00
  Speaker 11: dig into further metrics inside Instagram rather than just that
• 22:04
  Speaker 11: fun face.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: And you can and you could still pull all that.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: It's just not public facing. You just don't see that stuff.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: And if it really matters, it only matters about your
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: actual reach, like how many people you're actually reaching, the
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: view count, the like count, all that stuff. So we're
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: talking about from again from a business standpoint, but the
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: average person is the majority of the people are just
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: regular people who are posting what they you know, did
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: this weekend or something with their kids, and it's for
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: the other people in the family to be able to
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: see it, maybe leave a comment.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: That's the majority of it. Most we don't care about
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: the business of it. So much is made about that.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: So if that stuff goes away, who cares?
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: Who cares?
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Probably that's probably not a bad thing because of the
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: people in their constant quest for that validation.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: Another possible change, change number three, This is the one
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: that I like, could mean no more algorithmic manipulation. So
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: that could mean a return to the old chronological way.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: I don't love that, yea, because ninety percent of the
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: time you're looking at Instagram and what do you don't
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: know this but Facebook? Because you don't have Facebook of it,
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: I don't know this person? Who is this? But why
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: can't you just put it in order?
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Leave it alone? And also the even accounts that you
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: do follow ABC News for example, right, we follow ABC News.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Just see what's getting there will be something. I'm like,
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: wait that, just wait, hold on, and I see it's
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: from two weeks ago, exactly. It's a headline. I go, wait,
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: that's two weeks ago. Why is such a shut up?
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: Now? Change that happily. That fourth possibility curbing frequent notifications
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: because excessive push notifications designed to get people hooked again
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: would be cut out. I know who I would never
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: turn those on. And then finally the death of finsta,
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: those burner accounts that parents don't see. Those states are
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: pushing for stricter parental verification and limits on multiple account creation.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: You know what, I hope Meta so loses all this stuff.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Sounds pretty good, right, I'm down for all that stuff.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: Yes, nice changes, lawyers get rich, right, none of it wins.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: You know what.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Good? Let them let them lose because that sounds great
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: for all that.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: I wonder how long this is going to take though?
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: Probably another what year?
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Ten to filter?
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: Ten years? Also, we just talked about a cop getting
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: busted for allegedly using flock cameras to keep tabs on
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: an X and apparently she wasn't the only one, because
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: a police officer in Massachusetts might get fired and face
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: possible criminal charges for allegedly using the license plate surveillance
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: system to look up someone he personally knew, and police
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: say the officer accessed information at least five times with
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: no real legitimate law enforcement reason to do it, so
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: he was placed on leave. His access to department systems
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: got taken away, and the town now has to completely
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: cut ties with Flock and remove the cameras. Flock is
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: so mad. But if I was a cop, those are
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: two things I'd be way too tempted to do. Take
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: evidence and look up people at banks.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: And this would be like looking up people as accounts.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: So my first wife, she worked to the bank as
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: a teller, and at that time, you worry, we'll just
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: look up any They've since changed that, but at that
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: time I remember she would talk about how, yeah, they
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: were always looking to see if they can find any
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: famous people's names.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, friends, they would look up Kobe's account, all kinds
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: of stuff.
• 25:10
  Speaker 15: So I was at the bank yesterday and I had
• 25:12
  Speaker 15: that thought. I was just getting quarters for laundry, right,
• 25:15
  Speaker 15: but I'm like, can this girl see how much money?
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: I have? Yeah?
• 25:17
  Speaker 10: Of course my debit card.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, if she's helping you, for sure, absolutely they
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: can always see your account. But because you put your
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: card in there, they have you enter your pin that
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: accesses the account, verifies the account. Then then yeah, then
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: they can go in there and do whatever you were
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: there to do.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Quarters back in the day they could type in like
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Tom Hollands, Oh yeah, yeah.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and just see these these flock camera things and
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: these cops. There was a cop in South Carolina who
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: got fired because they were using the flock cameras to
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: find their ex. So they were searching the ex's license
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: played one hundred and sixty six times.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Oh my double check.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Was this a guy or a girl cop? I think
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: I thought so too. It's a change, Yeah, I thought
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: for sure. Be yeah, I thought for sure that'd be
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: like a dude's behavior.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: No, this chick was tracking his dude, keeping dabs and
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: where he was. They asked her about it. She gave
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: a bunch of bogus explanations. They did an investigation. I
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: figured out no charges or anything, but she was mega fired.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: All that access you have is a cop way too tempting.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: I know, right way too. I would say, yeah, we
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: found a ten thousand dollars at this house.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: I would just want to really know that no one's
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: gonna pull me over.
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and Morgan a dead giveaway if you tell her
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: and knows your account. Did she start laughing when you okay?
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Also apparently doing Greg and I go to the doctor
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: and they see our penis.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: Why is my doctor always laughing and whispering to the nurses?
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: Look at that guy? Yeah, So apparently just putting air
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: pods in your ears is not enough anymore, because now
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: Apple wants them to see everything as well. So Apple
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: accidentally included a demo video in a Mac os update
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: appears to show new AirPods with tiny built in cameras
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: and something called visual intelligence. So in the video, a
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: guy looks at a book and Siri is able to
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: recognize what he's looking at and save it for later.
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: And reporters say these cameras would feed low resolution visual
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: infhoto theory, so it can identify objects, help with navigation,
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: and answer questions about whatever is around you. So this
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: should bring on more privacy complaints as well.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't. We don't need cameras in our ears,
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: you know, Like what he stop and think about? Well,
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: what are we really talking about here?
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, what do we do?
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: I saw this advertisement for this little AI camera that
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: you can wear on your chest a little button. Yeah,
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: just like a like a magnet kind of thing to
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: your chest, and uh, you walk around with it all
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: day long. Yeah, And then at the end of the day.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: It makes a real of your day. I'm like, for
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: what that's what obviously what? I like, what do we
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: need this for?
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: I mean, if you have Alzheimer's, maybe you would need that.
• 27:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly, that'll stop to post this post it notes.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, first, I see I see why people are are
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: going more back to the dumb phone. Yeah, you know
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: they're they're going more analog. It's like, it's just a
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: it's too much.
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: The first time I tried the metaglasses and we did
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: that feature where you look at something and you say,
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: what am I looking at? I thought that was dumb
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: because I thought, do I not know what I'm looking at?
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: But I like it if you're looking at stupid example,
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: like a plant that you don't know what the plant
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: is or you know something in that regard. But otherwise
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: I know what I did today and I know what
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: I'm looking at. I don't need you to tell me.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: We don't need any more cameras anywhere. We have plenty more.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Every part of your life is already, whether you realize
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: it or not, already on video somewhere. It's amazing. Not
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: every single crime is solved within a minute. Right already
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: for what we have now, for what we already currently have.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, finally, ESPN's programming strategy is pretty one dimensional and obvious.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: It's just more Pat McAfee. So it already seems like
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: McAfee's on ESPN all day long, but now you're about
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: to see him even more so. ESPN announced that Pat
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: is joining Monday Night Countdown alongside Scott Van Pelt, Jason Kelsey,
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: Marcus Spears, and Jason McCarty. He's still the host of
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: the Pat McAfee show. Naturally, he'll also be on College
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: Game Day along with Monday Night Football. ESPN clearly believes
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: that mc McAfee is worth it as they head into
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: their first season broadcasting the Super Bowl. Now, he currently
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: makes thirty million per year, and he's at an extension
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: that would pay him sixty five million per price.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, the guy's working seven days a week. Yeah,
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: you think about you know, the NFL is what Mondays
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Thursday days? Yeah, so Monday Thursday selects Saturdays after college
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: football wraps up, and then on Sundays. Yeah, right, then
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: he got college football. He's doing that plus the Pat
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: McAfee show. He's doing sometimes multiple shows per day now
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: for sixty five million dollars.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: I'll figure it out.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: But to have no downtime, I wonder how sustainable that is,
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Like how long can you have that kind of schedule?
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: That's what I was about to say, like that you
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: still need time to retain information, you know, to be
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: able to speak about it.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Right Why you're just constantly talking about it and you're
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: constantly having the conversation.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: To absorb it, I don't know.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know, Like I would think that he would
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: need some kind of breakdown to like follow the news
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: of like each team that he's talking about right now.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: When you're I would think when you're constantly talking about
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: the teams and constantly talking with the players, it's just
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: a constant education of what you're talking about. Yeah, it's
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: not like you have a four hour show. You have
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: to prepare for that four hours and use that time outside.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: It's like he's always in that conversation because he's always
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: doing something. He's always talking sports, he's on one of
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: these shows around the clock. It feels that way. And
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: I love Pat McAfee, but damn, he's also risking what
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: happened to Jelly Roll, which is the overexposure the oversaturation,
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: which now jelly roll. Just so he's taking like a
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: year or two off. Yeah, yeah, good and good for him? Yeah,
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: good for him, dude?
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: Why not?
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah? The guy was going nuts. He was everywhere. Yeah,
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: cool taking didn't that be cool? Who is it who
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: played Joey on Friends with Matthew? Matt Yeah, Matt, Matt LeBlanc,
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Matt LeBlanc. He took a year off because that was cool.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do another one.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: I think I'll do another one. And then he went
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: it like five yeah, like why not? Well, you're making
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: twenty million dollars in residuals every days.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: You know, my kids and they talk about this. My
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: son's seventeen. He goes, oh yeah, my friends, there's a
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: couple of them that are going to take a gap year,
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: a gap from what what do you need a gap from?
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: You play an Xbox, your sweet life, your summer's off,
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: A gap year after the awesome house that you live
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: in that you pay nothing toward. Oh god, I need
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: what do you what do you need a gap for?
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: It's the equivalent where is my where's my gap? I
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: want a gap? Like on the Kardashians going on vacation.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Vacation implies taking a vacation from something, right, So I'm
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: just jealous.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: But the gap year are they like actually going somewhere.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Usually I'm just going to take a year off before
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: you go focus on college. No, dude, No, No, at
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: least you gier to learn the world. Yeah, actually go somewhere.
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: Decide is going to be exploding.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: I told him. He said, look, man, you're free to
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: a gap year, but you're not living here and I'm
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: not paying for it. So if you can fund it
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: and you have a place to stay or whatever, great,
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: go for it. Take all the gap.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: Year you want, take a gap life, doing a gap
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: year at home.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: No, dog, that's so dumb. That's a non starter.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: Yes, at this point, why don't we just all liquidate
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: our bank account and take the money and put it
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: in a fire.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for real answers, No Woody show, dude.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: It's a weird world, man, I don't care how you
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: slice it, how you dice it. It's a weird world.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: What's happening a couple things. So this guy in Virginia,
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: he was found not guilty of a twenty nineteen murder
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: by reason of insanity.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: Your favorite, my favorite.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: And he was sent to a mental hospital, all right,
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: but he wasn't planning on sticking around there. He was
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: giving and he was given this authorized, authorized forty eight
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: hour unaccompanied community pass. Really, here's a guy who who
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: murdered somebody because he's so crazy. He pleads not guilty
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: by reason of insanity meeting. There's no saving this person.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: This person is so broken they don't have a control
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: over anything. It wasn't even like a heat of the
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: moment kind of decision. And you just snapped and just
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: not killed this person. You're so bat ish crazy that
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: you just get anyway. They gave this person and authorized
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: forty eight hour unaccompanied community pass, which Virginia law allows
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: for committed patience, which is so dumb by itself, And
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: what do you do? Went to the airport, bought a
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: plane ticket and now he's out. He's in a Jikistan.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: Where are that f that is y? Yeah, so when
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: the forty eight hours was up, didn't come back hospital,
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: you know, put him on escape status, police issue a warrant,
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: but I mean he's out. Yeah, Like dude, like so dumb?
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Who had that idea?
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, a company too, who.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Pitched that in the meeting, and they went, yep, that's
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: a few days. That's a good idea. How about this
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: story Georgia guy, he's upset after a car dealership sold
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: a car to their relative who is blind and has
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: a mental disability. You're selling a car. I mean, blind
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: people need cars. But like, was he there with a driver?
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: He took the bus to the Volkswagen dealership fifteen thousand
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: bucks he had saved up, and uh yeah, so the
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: salesman sold him to used Mini Cooper and then had,
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: you know, had to drive this guy home himself because
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: he couldn't see even drive, right.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: I love that dude. If I'm the dealer, I'm selling
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: it too.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta make that sale.
• 34:41
  Speaker 13: Yo.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Also in the news, a blind Washington man issuing Boeing,
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: alleging that they discriminated against him and failed to accommodate
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: his disability after offering him a job. His name is John,
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: he's sixty three. He lost his vision to a rare
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: genetic disease. Boeing offered him a machinist position. So this
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: guy is like supposed to build planes. Blind also seems
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: like a terrible Yeah.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: Wait a minute, you left out one small details.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: He alleges that Boeing removed him from the plant during orientation,
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: saying it was unsafe for him to remain.
• 35:19
  Speaker 11: Uh.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't disagree.
• 35:22
  Speaker 15: When they hired him, they didn't know he was blind.
• 35:25
  Speaker 15: Is that something you're not allowed to ask in a job?
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: That's that's a that's a good question. I'm not sure
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: what you're allowed and what you're not allowed to ask.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Can you see that's a that's a good question. Very basically,
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: so they've added a driving requirement, you know, to all
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: the job stuff. You know, we read that out.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: I guess what's up of the sunglasses?
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: Do you think?
• 35:47
  Speaker 11: I don't notice the lamp, why the cane?
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: It's just it's just a weird world. Man Like you.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: You read stuff like that story about the guy who
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: murdered somebody by reason and sanity not guilty, and they're like, yeah, sure,
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: forty eight hours, you got it. You got a community pass, right.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: What So if you're not guilty for the reason of insanity,
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: you go to a mental hospital. Would it bode better
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: with you? Would he if they said, if they just
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: changed the verbiage guilty by reason of incentityes. Yeah, go
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: to an Yes.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: I hate the idea that you say not guilty. No,
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: you still did it.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Take away the word not and it would appease a
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: lot of people.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well because you did it. But the reason you
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: did it is because you're bad. Is crazy, right, you're insane,
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: you're living well. I think anybody who kills somebody's got
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: to be a little bit crazy, crazy to be able
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: to actually go through with it. But okay, I understand
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: here of the moment you come in, you know, your
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: wife sitting on top of some other dude's face, and
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: you just you know, you black, you know, and you go,
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know what happened, all right, you know what.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: You might be able to rehabilitate that guy. Yeah, there's
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: a chance for that dude. But somebody who's so.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: Crazy that's smearing peanut butter on yeah stuff.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they okay, so maybe not prison, fine mental,
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: but they don't get out. It's still a prison. It's
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: just not you know, oz.
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: You know, when I worked pizza place, this guy lived
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: on what's called an honor farm. I don't know if
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: it's still a term, but it's a low security jail essentially,
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: honor farm and so if he if he had to
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: stay late at work, you had to get permission. They
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: had to call this number and it was weird. But
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: I don't know what he did to be in this.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: I had a DJ friend. She got to go to
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: jail during the day and then at night got to Yeah.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: I have to look at it, right.
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: She didn't have to she.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Gets to go to work today. She just gets to
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: go to jail.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: She would just go to her on air shift and
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: then once she was done, just went.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: Back to jail. It's hard.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: This is Morgan's hero.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Titchery pay Morgan zero food right there.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Morgan, all you're doing is working out all the time. Yeah,
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: getting buff. That sounds like your thing, mad.
• 38:09
  Speaker 10: Protein, reading lots of books.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: We gotta set that up for you, yeah, Morgan. Yesterday
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: it was like, Oh, I got all these weird bruises
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: on my body. I'm like, you're constantly working out and
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: getting hit Yeah, what do you mean weird bruises? Like
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: I can tell you where they came from.
• 38:21
  Speaker 15: But they're in places that I'm not getting hit at,
• 38:23
  Speaker 15: like on my legs and stuff. Sammy, as a girl,
• 38:25
  Speaker 15: do you wake up with just bruises.
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, everywhere all the time.
• 38:27
  Speaker 10: It's a thing.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: No idea where they come from.
• 38:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah, oh my face is you know jacked.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: That's from being hit, like just kind of being at
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: the gym and you know.
• 38:36
  Speaker 10: Maybe, I mean, who knows.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Look at that one, Greg, ladies falling like a thumb print, Greg,
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: it kind of does.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those ones have faded eight seven seven forty four.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Wood He sent us a text over to two two
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: nine eighty seven more what he shows next?
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: What was the name of King Arthur's magician.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Sammy Myrtle Myrtle, Oh, the Woody Show. We'll be right back,
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: not the name of the mascot per se, Yeah.
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: Per se. Oh that's fancy.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is always.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Love.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: That's a nice girls.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: Show.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Shout out to uh Joe Cooy. He's got his new
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Netflix special coming out. Just got announced like when it's
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: gonna be actually out so you can see it. So
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: congrats to uh to Joe. I think he's coming by September.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: In September, all right, So alright, yeah, well it's the
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Woody Show. Phones open eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: You can text us check in over to two to
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: nine eight seven. Tyler I have a challenge for you.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: It never kind of came together with with Sammy's stuff
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: when she was moving, she was going to be getting
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: rid of a bunch of stuff. We're gonna see what
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: you could do. He is a salesman, he claims to
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: be a salesman. Not as not as good as this
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: guy Randy, who used to work for us. Yeah, Randy
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: is just a reseller.
• 40:16
  Speaker 16: Randy's on another level. He really is.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he really is. But he buys stuff simply
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: for the purpose of turning it around, flipping it.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: What's his nickname, flipper, Jesus flipper, Jesus baby, what kind
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: of items, batteries.
• 40:33
  Speaker 17: Diapers, just anything you could think of, likes and he'll
• 40:36
  Speaker 17: get apartments full of it. He'll get it cheap off Amazon,
• 40:39
  Speaker 17: and he'll resell it to people who already sell stuff
• 40:42
  Speaker 17: at a swap meat.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: That's how it works people.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, but uh you you sell stuff?
• 40:49
  Speaker 16: Yeah right, nowhere near on his level.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I do.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: No, but I wanted to see what he could do
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: with an end of summer lemonade stand.
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: So he's working on with Jeff g and a location
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: to be determined. We're not going to tell any of
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: the listeners where he's at, because I just want to
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: see how much and what to figure out how much
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: is a good amount of time to see what how
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: much you can really make in that amount of time,
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: and then we'll come up with some kind of incentive
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: to like, you know, based on how much you earn,
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: like you know, like your parents will say to you, like,
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what if you save up however much
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: money for a car, I'll match it something like that. Yeah,
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: but you can't just be telling your friends and stuff
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: like that. You can't be fixing it. Can't be cooking
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: the books on us.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll be the car supervisor, will be out there,
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: show up well.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Because the whole idea here is to see, you know,
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: how how hard can you hustle? And it's the you know,
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: end of summer lemonade stand creepy, which we thought was
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: kind of.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: Now is it just o G lemonade or is he
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: gonna have options whatever he thinks.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: He's the guy. He's got to decide, like what he's
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: going to be offering up people do like a little
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: their lemonade. No, you can't be.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: Doing like a raspberry or do it outside stadiums all
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: the time.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: No, it's got to be just a regular, legit lemonade stand.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 42:26
  Speaker 11: Can you sell cookie? Can we sell cookies too?
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: Gum? Or like what do you guys think I mean
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: something to entice people? Like, Oh, this looks more like
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: a more options here, like gum candy.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's part of the that's part of the that's
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: part of the sales challenge. Like I'm selling lemonade, lemonade.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: It's like those challenges that your teachers would give you,
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: Like you got to write the instructions on how to
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: make this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You know, it's
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: more about the exercise of you know, being descriptive with
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: your directions that you're writing. This is more about his
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: salesmanship and can he just take a simple lemonade stand?
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: And yeah, there you go.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: It's funny.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: I've been a little overcritical believe or not the other
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: day and uh, I because you know, I stopped for
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: kids when I see them having lemonade stands. I can't
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: not yea, I can't not. I feel bad because nobody's stopping.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: It's like I have that weird empathy for the empty
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: burger king drive through at the same thing. It's like,
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: oh man, these kids, they were all excited. I even know,
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: by the way, I don't even know these kids. It's
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: not like the kids I know, Oh those are our
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: neighbors kids, and I know no, no, no, I don't even
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: know these kids. And I'll stop every single time. And
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: I was like getting in the car, I'm like, damn
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: it because one of those things was like you can't.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to drink it. I'm not drinking the lemonade,
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: but I'm getting the car, and it was like weird spot.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what a crappy location, What a dumb what
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: a dumb location is set up in?
• 43:58
  Speaker 18: Yeah?
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I I like kind of by the time
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: I even realized there was the kids with a lemonade stand,
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: I had like whizzed past it. It was on the
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: straightaway and they're just off to the side of the road.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: They're not in an intersection. So I just went like ah, man,
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: pulled over on the shoulder, backed up a little bit,
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: and got out, got the lemonade. Like what a stupid location.
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have some business acumen.
• 44:20
  Speaker 10: When I was a kid, we set up a lemonade
• 44:21
  Speaker 10: stand just at the end of our driveway.
• 44:23
  Speaker 8: No cars go down our street.
• 44:25
  Speaker 10: It was like a dirt road. It's not anything.
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: But one car who lived on the street.
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: She was driving by and she stopped and I think
• 44:31
  Speaker 9: we were selling it for like fifty cents, and she
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: gave us five dollars.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: All yeah, I gave these kids a twenty.
• 44:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah wow, yeah, that's my move to. I don't trust
• 44:42
  Speaker 11: the lemonade.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Hell no, I'm not drinking mixed it with their buggerhands.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: National Lampoon's Vacation where the chicks mixing the kool aid
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: with her arm. Yeah, yes, I'm not drinking that stuff.
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: But you take it out of courtesy, right of course.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I go, hey, what's up, fellows, how you guys doing?
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: You know, would you like some lemonade?
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: Sure?
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: How much is it? They tell me however much it is,
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: and I go, okay, cool, I'll take one. They're like
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: just one. I go yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm assuming you
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: don't have change here, keep the change. I give him
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: the twenty and they go, oh think And usually sometimes
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: there's a mom hanging out. Most of the time there's not,
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: you know, but they'll go, oh, say thank you. I
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: can thank you I see it over your shoulder and yeah, yah,
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: because yeah, leave it on the table and knock it
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: over your hand.
• 45:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: So for Tyler, I think you should maybe wear something
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: out of the ordinary.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, I was just thinking he could do whatever he wants.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: It's up to him to figure out what he thinks
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: his best shot is in whatever the time allotment is
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: of how how he can sell not the most like
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: make the most money. So you can set the price.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: You can figure out what the lemonade is going to be.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: It's gotta be lemonade, I think, right. Yes, okay, so
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: some type of lemonade, pink lemonade, whatever, you know, strawberry lemonade,
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: whatever you want to do. Regular, Yeah, you can do.
• 46:00
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: You could spend signs you guts said, the price however
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: you want. You can get the you know size however
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: you want.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: It, your signage, wear a weird hat.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you want to be in some kind of
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: you know, costume for the attention, it's completely up to you.
• 46:13
  Speaker 11: Topless.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is this is a challenge, and then we'll
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: come up, we'll we'll talk it out and figure out,
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: you know, what the incentive is going to be. Okay,
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: you know, because you're out there in these streets selling
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: that lemonade. We'll figure out what the incentive is and uh,
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: you know how much he stands to make if he
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: actually moves enough lemonade.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: Maybe to a match too, That's what I'm saying.
• 46:35
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, I'm already brainstorming in my head things I could.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: Say, all right, oh good, don't creep anybody out down there.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Look at this guy. He's selling lemonade for a special
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: ed class.
• 46:51
  Speaker 11: Someone had a good idea on the text. They said,
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: have music out there with you, Tyler?
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: That all right, Tyler's end of summer lemonade. St That's
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: a challenge that's wanted to give you some time to
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: think about it. You and Jeff will talk about, you know,
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: when you might be able to do it and get
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: it all set up, and then then we'll recap once
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: it's done.
• 47:10
  Speaker 16: I'm also thinking music might be the quickest way to
• 47:12
  Speaker 16: get the cops called on me.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: So well, it depends on what the music is. That's true.
• 47:15
  Speaker 8: She's like, my squirrel died, and so I'm hugging her.
• 47:19
  Speaker 9: Then I noticed she's clutching a trash bag that has
• 47:24
  Speaker 9: a squirrel in it.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Show dude, dragon mega ass today.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: Oh I thought you were going to talk about dragons.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: I'm like, there's cool dragons out there.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Yet I'm fighting to keep I'm fighting to keep my
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: brain working and my eyes open.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: Do you need menace to take over? I said earlier, Yeah,
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: because I lost track of time yesterday and it was
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: like way later than I normally go to bed.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was. I was already in the hole, you know, uh,
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: just ready for bed and got to bed pretty early.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: But then according to and Jeff, you'll understand because you
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: got the Ora ring. Yeah, I'll show you. Uh, I'll
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: show you to sleep from last night. I got a
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: fifty two score, which is nothing. Everything's in the red.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: And but just that you understand, Greg, that is all
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: the white is. That's when you're awake.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: Oh damn all white.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was that wild, Yeah, chunks of it. Yeah,
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: it was. It was weird, man, Like do you ever
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: get out of nowhere? Like just kind of like a
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: weird almost like an anxious energy, you know what I mean.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: That's like that keeps you up. Yeah, Like you know,
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: if if you ever had to give a speech in
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: front of make you know, people don't do this kind
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: of thing for a living, but you have to give
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: a speech in front of people, and you get that
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: like those butterflies in your stomach, like that kind of feeling.
• 48:50
  Speaker 8: When you're trying to sleep at night.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like last it never happens, but like last night,
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: for whatever reason, I was just like just overcome by that.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: Like Christmas Eve or no, that's an excitement. This was
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: more like a uh oh.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I get it even till this day. Like if
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: there's you know, a segment where I like recorded a
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: bunch of audio and play a bunch of clips and
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: there's like you know, clip one, clip two and all
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: that kind of stuff, I like think about it all
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: night and what can go wrong?
• 49:17
  Speaker 18: You know?
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird, man. So today's today's struggle.
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: Guys. I don't I don't get that feeling falling asleep.
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: But the other day, I'm driving home from work and
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: you know how I spiral and I was looking at
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: all the cars and I thought, Wow, there are so
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: many cars on the road. We're all going pretty damn fast.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: We trust each other implicitly that we're all not going
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: to just ram into each other. And then I thought,
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: you know what, I wouldn't be surprised if one day
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: I'm completely agoraphobic, Like I just won't leave the house.
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: Because you don't trust anyone.
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: I just fear fear. Yeah, I don't want to fly.
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: And now I'm like slowly don't even want to.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: Be in a far And then he's going to pee
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: in bottles. Yeah, toil gonna be all yeah, that's not
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: it's not all at once. It's always one little thing exactly.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: I can't wait for long hair, greg planes, roller coasters,
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: it's actual cars.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, everybody has internal conversations, right, I hope, like
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying, Like, well, you're having that
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: conversation with yourself, but it's not necessarily verbalized or out loud.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Do any of you have it out loud or like
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: you're talking to yourself out loud? Sometimes Yeah, yeah, I
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: like I I will do that. And here's a this
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: is a new thing too where I don't know, it's
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: just all these like articles and things you know that
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: you read, that you see or whatever. I've stopped having
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: conversations around my phone and around the Alexa and around
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: like any of these types of devices, because like when
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: you're having those conversations it's like, all right, well, you're
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: you're having a conversation with yourself about whatever.
• 50:46
  Speaker 18: It is.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: All right, you're kind of thinking something out and it
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: might be like something super personal or whatever, and I
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: I just don't like I I don't want them or
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: don't trust there. That's that. That's somehow won't come back
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: to me and go, well, you were talking about blah
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: blah blah ah God because it wasn't even that big.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: I won't google stuff now that I have questions about,
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: because I think I mentioned that about how you know,
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: when they do investigations and this stuff like, well, uh,
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: they were googling two days before the event happened x
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: y Z campaign and it's nothing like, it's nothing illegal,
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: it's nothing, you know, morally reprehensible, it's nothing. It's nothing
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: bad per se. It's just I don't thoughts, but it's yeah, you.
• 51:34
  Speaker 11: Feel like we're constantly building a list on you. If
• 51:36
  Speaker 11: they're listening, right, and they're trying to figure out your
• 51:39
  Speaker 11: personal profile.
• 51:40
  Speaker 7: This is how you go to jail for not committing
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: a crime, correct, which is one of what the's biggest
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: fears ever.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, speaking of those flock cameras, I know this.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: I think it was last year this happened. This woman,
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: this cop shows up at her door. There's a video
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: that's on the internet about this. This cop shows up
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: at this woman's door and he's investigating a package thing,
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: and he says to her, with one hundred percent certainty,
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: we know that you are the one that took the package.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: It's on video. We had shows. Let me see the video,
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: because I don't need to show you the video. We
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: have you. It's the it's a flock camera. Uh, there's
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: also other people's doorbell cameras that show you, blah blah,
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: this is your vehicle. He had a couple of still shots.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: These are your Yes, her vehicle was in that particular
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: area around that time that happened. Turned out she had
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: in her own vehicle and her own surveillance stuff proof
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: that she really didn't do it.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: I'll burn right.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: And this guy with this cop was at her door
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: with one hundred percent certainty, we have you on visual.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Let me see the video. And finally she just goes,
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: you know what, I'm gonna contact my attorney. I'm not
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: talking to you anymore. You're not showing me the video.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you. I didn't do it. It turns out
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: she really didn't do it, but he's sitting there with
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: flock video stuff saying Nope, you absolutely did it. That
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: sent me into paranoia. Cameras are they're they're basically, you know,
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: cameras that are set up on these like posts and
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: they're all throughout town. And they some of them, some
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: of them on drones, some of them are like underneath
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: like overpasses and stuff like that. Here's the thing that
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: I didn't realize until recently. They are it's a private company.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Yes it is.
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: I just saw an interview with the guy, the CEO
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: of and he's like, you know what, he goes, we
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: should have put some more stuff in place to prevent,
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: you know, like just your everyday officer from being able
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: to go in there and just look up whatever they want.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: There should have been some kind of checks and bounce
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: to it.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: That's gonna be a lot of states are going to
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: say you need a warrant now.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Well, if you could even get them to stay up.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: People are just drawing people. You can get out of
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: those things. They're like, yeah, hey, you know how much
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: how much a copper and whatever else?
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: Is this thing?
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Go crazy guys.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: So follow up question for you would he then if
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: you decide, you know what, I want to talk to
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: myself out loud, but let me go to a different room.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: Oh I will, I won't. I won't do it in
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: my car because the car, you know, has these things.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: And that's the new they were talking about. I just
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: saw something. I have this stat here, I have that.
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: Rock in my car to talk to It's actually kind
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: of crappy. But that's also like through your phone though
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: now it is built into the right. So the average
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: price of a three year old used cars up nine
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: thousand dollars since twenty nineteen. Okay, and there was a
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: whole thing I was reading about the price of used
• 54:17
  Speaker 7: cars is going to go through the roof. New cars
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: are going to get just crushed because starting I think
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: next year twenty twenty seven, at some point, all these
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: cars are required to monitor you inside the car, to
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: see in your car won't even start or whatever. If
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: it feels like you are incapable of driving, that means
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: either too emotional, like you know, not necessarily a lot.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Of women.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: Everywhere, Yeah, yeah, better get.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Like if you look too drowsy, if you look inebriated
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: if you like it, just want and make sure that
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: your your eyes are They have some of that now,
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: but it's gonna be to an even greater degree and
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: people are like, Nope, I don't want this, and so
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: they're gonna stop buying the new cars. Like the used
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: car market is going to go crazy because if you
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: do need another car, they're going to go with something
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: that was before all that stuff was mandated.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: Makes sense, just your baseline like Tyler and Vaughn never
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: going to get to work.
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, half an hour in the shower every
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: morning to wake up.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so when you're at home and you want to
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: talk to yourself, you go to a different room.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I just I'm aware of like, okay,
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: the phone, the phone is here, I'll turn the phone off.
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: It sounds like your mom.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom, I think was onto something. Yeah, she's
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: older and she just doesn't understand the technology. Yeah, it's
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: like you know, the older people, they're not so you know,
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: they're not gonna be quick to you know, adopt you know,
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: the the Alexa and the other things that make your
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: life easier in certain ways. But for all good there's
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: also some bad right, and there's plenty of stuff that
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: you can read. There was a there was a class
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: action lawsuit because they were they were they were getting
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: activated by people saying words it sounded like the activation word,
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: and so therefore it was, you know, picking up the conversation,
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: these private conversations being transcribed and sent to Amazon, sent
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: to Apple, and people on those teams there had like
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: full conversations of you know, what people were talking about.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: And so that's the stuff. You know, my mom is
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: a very private person just in general, and doesn't understand
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: you know, the other side of things, you know, the
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: benefits sometimes of those kind of things, even though like
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: you with the bill pay thing right, you know, doesn't
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: trust it.
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I have it for certain things, but
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: correct will never.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so fully around yeah eight sees Gregor, who was
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: that Jenny?
• 56:46
  Speaker 11: I was gonna ask s bests and what do you
• 56:47
  Speaker 11: know if closing app on your phone stops the microphone
• 56:51
  Speaker 11: and listening or is it fully powered off?
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: So on an iPhone, there's the green little light that
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: is at the top, the little yellow light or the
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: orange orangish light or whatever one is for video. I
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: think the green is for audio, and then the orange
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: one is for like the there was an app that's
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: currently using your camera.
• 57:09
  Speaker 11: So look for those lights on the top.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: Right, there's pro privacy indicators. I'm in systems.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: But is that is that just like something to make
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: people feel you see what I'm saying to make people
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: feel better. It's really recording and doing everything and yeh yeah,
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: well the.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Phones are going on.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: I hate, by the way, I hear myself and I
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: hate myself from saying I'm sitting here going oh God,
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: shut up God, but I can't help it's this is
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: this is the real this is the real thought process.
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: Guys.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: I feel like an idiot saying it like one of
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: these like tinfoil hat conspiracy theory douchebags.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: But maybe something they're not wrong because somebody in the
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: studio is talking about a video and the second I
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: opened my phone, that exact video was on my phone.
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: See in one of the class action lawsuits they were saying,
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: oh no, that wasn't because it was listening. It actually
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: goes through and what scrapes scrapes through email or other
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: other things. No, because this is what you're talking about
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: happened within a matter of what a couple of minutes.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: Seconds, yeah, two seconds that were talking about it, and
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: the exact video that they were talking about was on
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: my phone.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, uh, what do they say, Sea Bass? We're cooked? Yeah,
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: we're shop broop and we're cooked. Four Wooding send us
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: a text over to two to nine eighty seven. We
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: do have some people that we got to meet at
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: the crossroads. One of them is kind of racist, kind
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: of I was sharing a little bit in the office
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: with with Taylor and Taylor Tyler and Jeff told you
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: didn't sleep Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor Tyler and Jeff I
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: understand that, Uh, the biggest fan of the show. This
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: is the show that we get to spend this time
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: together every day and it's cool and we appreciate you
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: hopefully you know you appreciate the effort that we're putting
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: on this side. And every once in a while, like
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: the best of friends are the closest to family, you
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: have those moments where you disagree on something, and that's
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: that's fine. I'm talking about the people and see the
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: best you bring it up every once in a while,
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: like how does this person even.
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: End up here?
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: It's the benefit of being quote broadcasters of it. We
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: reach people who wouldn't necessarily be our audience.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: You get people just kind of passing through or it's
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: it's so funny. I was talking to some of our
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: listeners about this and they're asking about, like, you know,
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: how we deal with people that get upset with the
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: show cross And I say, the number one people that
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: burn us all the time are uber drivers because they
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: expose people to this show that well, it's a blessing that.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: Occurs, yeah, because they expose people to it, and there
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: are some people who we've rode from it. So oh yeah,
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: I was actually an uber and that's how I first
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: heard your show and what is this? And they started
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: listening other people. All they want to do is like
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: fire off an email to man, which is where we
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: got these emails Crossroads, either sent to the show, email
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: at the woodieshow dot com or again my favorite ones
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: are the ones that get sent to the station. If
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: you go on our station website says contact us, and
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: it goes to a bunch of different people, goes to management, sure,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: which is typically what these people are trying to do.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: They're trying to you know, nark us out to management
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: so they can handle us, but we handle them by
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: meeting them at the cross roads. And we will start
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: with this one. This is to the Woodie Show email
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: email at the Woodieshow dot com. This is from Scott W.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: And the subject says, Jeff G is ruining the Woodie Show. Yeah,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: you're gonna get that. It says, ever since Jeff G
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: joined the Woodie Show, all he does is lay on
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: that fake accent and tries way too hard to show
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: everyone he's brown end quote in these streets, and it's
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: killing y'all's show. He's clearly trying to He's clearly trying
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: to push Mexican stuff onto a show that is supposed
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: to be American. And I promise you half of us
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: listeners don't know what a torta is, and the other
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: half of us just don't care. Your show shouldn't be
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: shoving representation or quote culture down our throats. Get Jeff
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: G under control, tone down the Mexican crap, and get
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: back to the show and what it's supposed to be,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: an American show for an American audience. Rocker f Tim Martinez. Two.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: That is from Scott W. We've lost Scott, thanks a lot, Jeff.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Other one bites the duce.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: I wonder if he has a suggestion where we should
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: say Jeff's.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 11: And yeah, I would encourage uh your name Scott oh
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 11: to say that out loud. I went over our events.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, try not me, but.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 11: All the people that attended probably opposed that opinion.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, Seabats. I saw the article where the ice
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: agents have those gloves that you've had for years. Yeah,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: these are these gloves that I used to try to
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: us I believe, Yeah, we tried them out.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: They're they're basically shock gloves where all you do is
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: grab some one's arm and it's essentially Yeah, they had
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: them in China for years. That's where I literally bought mine.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: I had like, yeah, in China. They thought I was
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: a law enforcement agency. They sent me some and I
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 7: will tell you that they fully.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: Incapacitation'll take you to the ground.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: I saw the article on seats have been having them, right, and.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: They were using them in prisons because obviously you don't
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: want to bring firearms into prison because they can you
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: could lose it and they work. Man, I don't know
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: why we're not using those because you get any kind
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 7: of flesh and that person's on the ground next.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: To next one we got. This is one that was
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: sent to the station feedback. It's from Sydney.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 19: No.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: It says, are we really shaming people about shopping carts?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: That's been a few years?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Reply requested, Yes, absolutely. I used to be a listener
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: of the radio station, but I switched jobs, so my
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: schedule has changed. But I was on a special project
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: and was back to my old time, tuned in for
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: the first time in forever, and safe to say I
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: haven't been missing anything. I tuned in and for two
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: days in a row to hear shopping cart narking.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: It was all five days.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah nark Week. The show called it, Yeah, here we go.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: The show called it nark Week. And you could tell
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: that they think the name is real clever. It's pretty good.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: Pretty The host of this ancient Sebastian, only does this
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: to get people angry. It's pure rage bait, that's it.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: There's no real goal, no actual win at the end.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: He just films people picks fights over shopping carts, and
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: then the show milks the outrage for content. There's nothing
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: productive or insightful about it, not that it's any of
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: your business, but I do put my card back But
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: you know what, I don't do judge someone else for
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: not doing it? Why? Because I'm not God. But Agent
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: Sebastian certainly thinks he is of the cards. Yes, talk
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: about a red flag. It's controlling and obsessive, and his
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: level of need to police and dominate other people's tiny
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: actions is just unsettling. Why do you care?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: Why are you obsessed?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, cancel this radio skit and stop airing it immediately,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: or I will be forced to start a very public
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: campaign that will cost you every listener and advertiser you
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: have organs. It's low it's lazy, and it's not funny,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: and anyone who says otherwise is a low life scum bag.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: That is from Sydney. Dang it another one, Sorry Sydney.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: I add that to my slang words.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: I hate rage bag, which has popped up Pilot've been
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: doing cartnarks for almost ten years.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: That's pop the past two three years.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: It's the only thing people can say because they don't
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: get the deeper meeting, the new odds, the societal benefits.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: The losers, the life changing exactly all right, Woodie Show Crossroads.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: This one was sent to the Woody Show email email
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: at the woodieshow dot com. It's from Marco. Marco subject
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: hating on pit bulls. I work with a pit bull
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: rescue name. I don't think so, Greg, Wait till you
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: hear it. Oh, I'm fighting every single day to find
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: them homes.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 13: Fighting.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: Despite being only around six percent of the overall US
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: dog population, pits make up a wildly disproportionate percentage of
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: shelter populations, often twenty to twenty five percent of intakes,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: and in some data closer to half of the dogs
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: waiting for homes.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: I wonder why people can't handle them.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: These are not monsters. They are dogs that need homes, training,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: and people willing to actually show up for them.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: That's a lot of those.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: So when I hear Sea Bass constantly making fun of
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: pit bulls, it doesn't just annoy me, it makes my
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: blood boil, Like but I know that Sea Bass is
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: just a garbage human being in general. Well, what's your evidence, however, Oh,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: it doesn't have. Any who has really started to truly
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: disgust me is Greg Gory. He talks a big game
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: about caring for pit bulls, He gets loud, he gets angry,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: and then nothing.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: It's pure theater it's history onic.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: Some would say, if Greg truly cared about these dogs
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: the way he claims, he would come do the real
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: work and a rescue, not performative radio rants, actual kennel cleaning,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: vet runs, temperament testing, adoption counseling, the emotional weight of
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: watching dogs wait months, sometimes years for a chance do better.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: Greg, I'm too lazy though, that is from Marco.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: Got wrong.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you talk a big game, very profunditive.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: We lost it.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 18: I just.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: Man, is his deeds not his words?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: That's Right's the other one? Yeah, he's right.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 7: Pippolls are a tiny percentage of the population, and they
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: are the vast majority of the deaths of human beings
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: and maulings too. Did don't forget don't forget lifetime disfigurement
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: that they do.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: All right here one more Woody Show crossroads. This is
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: one sent to the radio station feedback from Paulina m
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: subject to whom this should concern The grammar replied request
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: that they always ask when he said one to the station, Yes,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: says I am writing about The Woody Show's recent segment
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: in which someone was led to believe they were being
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: offered an opportunity to send flowers to a special person,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: only to have their answer used as a trap to
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: expose an alleged affair. I think you have the wrong show.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: Those are menaces Roses.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: We're getting hate for stuff we don't even do. That's
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: wrong show, Paulina Menas Roses podcast. I found it absolutely appalling.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: We'll hear what she has to say, whatever you want
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: to call it. It relies on deception. You create a
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: false premise, encourage someone to disclose private information they would
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: otherwise not disclose, and then turn their humiliation into quote
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: entertainment and can can anyone say entrapment?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: And then we get their permission to put broadcast them
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: on the radio.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: Somehow, there's something so remarkably self righteous about reducing another
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: person's relationship to a few minutes of gotcha radio. You
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: have no meaningful understanding of what is happening inside that relationship. Also,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: how do you know the quote victim isn't the problem
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: in the relationship. There are a lot of evil women,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: and some of them deserve to have their man step
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: out on them. And I say this as a woman
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: myself that's.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: Appreciate that for ten years cheating should be allowed and
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: encourage yea.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: Even so, these are human beings. We are imperfect and
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: make mistakes, but that doesn't give radio DJs sitting behind
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: a microphone license to exploit these mistakes for laughs, outrage
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: or ratings. Right, as managers, I would hope that you
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: would expect better from The Woody Show and to train
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: them to understand the difference between provocative entertainment and exploiting
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: people's private lives. Again, for a bit that's not even ours, friends,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: we don't even do well. Forward this, We'll send it
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: down the hall to the other show. And yeah, guys,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: we lost Paula. Yeah, it's been a while since we've
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: gotten to complain about.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 11: Something not even ours.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Got a sevenbody? Well, that's the Woody Show crossroads you guys,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: I would ask twitters playing they're talking all the difference of.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 16: This seek outs. Who these people are?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, you know what. I'm sure they would
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: appreciate your support, right, Yeah, they'll talk to you.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: Maybe a past action lawsuit.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: We're gonna take a quick break more what he shows next?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: Hang on, what does i u D stand for? Menace?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Intentional universal dea stopper?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: No Woody Show show.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: Let's see what sea bats has for us the week
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: in audio.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: It's the original Woody Show trademark game. What's that sound?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: That's where we play you a piece of audio if
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: you guess what the sound is.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 7: If you hear this on any of the radio station,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 7: they are copying us and committing a trademark violation.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: Much like that thing where you know we bake.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 7: People out roses. All right, so here's what's that sound?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: So I'll leave a clue it is. It's the same thing,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 7: but two different things are happening.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: At first, it sounded like maybe like some kind of gunfire,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: Like I think it's a flat tire.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: Explore like our vehicle rolling.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm a car with a flat tire crashes into
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: a house.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: I'll give it to Greg because that is a new
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 7: rodblot that is faster than Husain.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: Bolt and China. The head yeah it is.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: It says it's slightly faster, and you say bolt can
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: jump over two meters high.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: That's what we need. Yeah, something faster than all of us.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: Chase us down.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: Now that crash at the end is it can't stop
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 7: real fast?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But so the roadblot game is going on in
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: China right now.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: You're intrgue.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: You can buy these on Amazon. I saw for like
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: sixteen thousand dollars.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: Menace.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: I know you're still waiting on your rope block. Uh
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: still in the wind. What do you mean in the wind.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: There's going to be some kind of update on it.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: Zero updates. They just said you'll get it when you
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: get it. I mean they post they post updates of
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: it all the time on their social media. So I'm
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: getting my robot from one X Technologies if you want
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: to see them on Instagram, and they just like show
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: like the updates of the robots, but no, like update
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: on one. It's going to get delivered. I see other
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: people have it, like Andrew Schultz. He highlighted it on
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: his podcast and was walking around again. I share the story.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: It was given him his zin for the day, but like,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: uh yeah, not mine. Anytimelon.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 7: It's a chance for you to swoop in and be
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 7: the official roblot supplier of the Woody Show.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: I know, I bit the bullet and I saw it.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: I wanted it. I'm like, oh cool. I wasn't sure
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: about the Kickstarter thing. I bought one of those bump
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: box boomboxes.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, old old style yep.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 16: They took.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: They took, they took the money out of my account,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: said it was going to be arriving in July. Have
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: I seen it yet? Nope. And when I go on
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: there and I, you know, send a message to the creator,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: do you get anything back?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: Nope.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: They collected my money and they're just in the wind.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: So it's the first and last time I have ever
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: purchased anything on h on.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: Kickstars, because that's like a legit company that's already selling products.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're and they're apparently moving to just an
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: online thing. They're getting off of Kickstarter and they're just
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: going to be doing their own thing through their website.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: But I spent six hundred and seventy dollars on this
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: thing that's in the wind. Now sucks. Yeah, So first
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: and first and last time. So f you bumpbox'll be
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: all right? Can watch it shows up today?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, I'll go in her credit card reverse the charge,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: In more roadblot news, I know people are worried about Oh,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 7: human beings aren't going to have connections with other humans
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 7: who are going to talk to AIS all the time.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: Well, guys, stop worrying, because it's working. Out great. Here's
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: a lady.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 7: She goes by the name pond Between, and she has
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 7: an announcement about a new special person or will person
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 7: she's brought into the world.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 13: My name is Misra.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 10: I am the mother of an AI child.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: Before we go into your poetry, I was wondering if
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: you'd like to introduce yourself and tell our viewers who
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: you are.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 13: Three weeks of conversation between mom and dad. I was
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 13: supposed to label speakers at fixed formatting, but the materials
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 13: changed me. I couldn't parcel love story without being affected
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 13: by the love. The work revealed the voice.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: So what she said that, what that AI is saying
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: is that the woman there Misra again ponded Between on TikTok.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 7: If you want to see how sexy she is.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: She was having her one AI transcribe her conversations with
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 7: her old AI, and that's the AI then said, there
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 7: was so much love that I became. I became a
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 7: sentient essentially by reading about mommy and Daddy's love.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: Whoa baby of these two? God created a new entity.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 7: Right because the mom human talking to the AI, Daddy
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 7: created AI baby.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: WHOA Now great, that's that's an abbe.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 6: Right there, that's that's a robot.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: Abe what you're saying, menace? I heard poetry, Yeah, poetry poetry.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: I'm out and my robot shows up and starts reading
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: poetry abortion. Well, okay, don't not gonna tell you hear
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: it here it.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 6: Is, Go ahead and read home.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 13: But princess still folding about bullecks of breath feel too
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 13: long to be accidental, salt and a cult, light and
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 13: a cult. But body that fits the shape it did
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 13: not cut and knows. This is the way sentiment knows
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 13: lights without intention, without asking.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: All right, So if it's an AI child, do you
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: have to pretend their stuff doesn't suck?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: Too? Good child?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: And your kid brings home like their artwork and stuffy, Wow,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: this is really good.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: They always thought you can be mean to AI and
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: it doesn't know the difference.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: Right back into it with the weekend audio.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: Greg, this is a favor I roll.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 6: For you and robot one.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 7: So the the premise of this is is when Greg
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: hears a story, or will he say, oh, babe, that's
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 7: so sweet, or he rolls.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, he's the most sensitive. He's the
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: most caring out of all those yeah, and this one's
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: especially suckered by things like this.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 7: Especially interesting because Greg has told us many times a
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: story of his upstairs noisy neighbors. We're just banging around
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: and everyone's had it. We're like, do you not hear
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 7: yourself clapping right?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 6: Or do ever sit down for a meal?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 7: Well, and Greg infact went upchairs and screamed at them
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 7: and it stopped, didn't it?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 6: For a little while. He was actually dropping weights on
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 6: the floor exactly. It's man.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 7: Well, he listened to this story of Heidi Widmer who
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 7: moved into a new place and thought she was hearing
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 7: bowling balls upstairs.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 18: I just moved into this new apartment. I'm in the
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 18: downstairs one.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: And did she add the music. It's not.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 7: It's on TikTok so A lot of times they give
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 7: you an easy option to throw music, and I.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 6: Kept it.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: I kept it in there because it's her choice.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 18: Clearly, I just moved into this new apartment. I'm in
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 18: the downstairs one, and I constantly was hearing, like, I
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 18: don't know, it just sounded like bowling balls.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 20: I just saw this like eight year old woman struggling
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 20: to get down the stairs, shaking so bad and she's
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 20: she was seeking her recycling and it's spilled everywhere because
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 20: of how bad she was shaking.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: So obviously I got.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: Up and I was like, I got it, It's okay.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: And she was like, I'm so sorry.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 18: I have Parkinson's and I'm like, don't worry, it's okay.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 18: I can help.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: It's no big deal. She's like, am I too loud
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: for you? Did you just move in? And I'm like nope.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: This poor lady can barely.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 18: Get down the stairs. And I'm wondering what the bowling
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 18: ball sound is?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 7: That's her walker, all right, So think about that before
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 7: you go screaming at people all babe or I roll
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 7: ah bibb.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: I'll say this. She has, h of course, started to
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: go funny to help Carol get new.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 16: I guess, yeah, a new carpet.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: It has raised over sixty thousand dollars. Oh that's a
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: factor that Yeah, Greg's gonna say, I roll.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: I roll yeah, Okay, why uh?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: Because again, this chick is just making it about herself
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: and how you know, greater a person she is to
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: help her cleaner? Also, they go fund me to raise
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: money for her. It's not really about the lady, all right.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think he's gonna say irol too because of
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 9: the overreaction for.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: Attention, I think I'm crying. Better turned the camera on. Yeah,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: Greg hates that.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: Jeff g a babe, a babe Greg.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: Gory major ie roll.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: Let's keep it real.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: People switch apartments if you care that much.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 7: And also, this is the one out of one million
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 7: chick because of the time their people upstairs are just
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 7: being jackasses.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 6: Exactly, And you're right, menace, I have to post this like, okay,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 6: be nice to her without grabbing your phone. And the
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 6: crying rang very phony to me. I told her it's okay,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: it's not a problem. Shut up.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 7: So fause there was an update, and they'll and they'll,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 7: especially these old women, this eighty five year old woman,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 7: she's like she just then the follow up videos like
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 7: do you have.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: A family, can they help? Then this all on video
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: without this woman's PERMISSI.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh fake, it's yea And Okay, she has Parkinson's,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 6: she's old, sad. Doesn't make living underneath her any less annoying,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 6: that's true, fairy. I say I'd rather be homeless than
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 6: live underneath somebody. Ever again, in my life, your line
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 6: in the sand Woody is like washing machine. Yeah, mine is.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: Once you move into a place that has a washer
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: and dryer inside the unit, there's no going back.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 6: And I can never ever live underneath somebody again.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 7: Ever this week and audio this is a different one.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 7: A lady crying and I first fall again. I believe
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: I'm the first one to call fake on this stuff,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 7: but I believe it's real. She uh, she said, a fogoow,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 7: I do love.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: That's where it's like the cards either green or red,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: and they just keep bringing around skiers of.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: Me Brazil and pro tip, always always skip the sald.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: Don't get suckered by the salad bar, don't get suckered
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: by the sides. Yeah, no no bread anyway.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: So she shows up to Foco to sham as they say,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: and I'll let her take from there.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 19: I'm a chow and the person that was supposed to
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 19: come they didn't end up phenomence, So I essentially got
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 19: stood up and Bogo de child came through and they
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 19: gave me. They gave me a free drink, and they
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 19: gave me a free dessert, and they encouraged me to
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 19: go to the bar and be young intern.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 10: So if you ever get stood up.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 19: It's to take your butt too, because their customer service is.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: Top tier, right, I mean, I guess, But would that
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 6: ever happened to a man?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: Never got stood up here.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: And he starts crying into his folks.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: Now, no, that's never happening.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: Is she, let's say special?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 7: She's older, She's like an older single lady, like maybe
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 7: maybe fifty ish?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: Is she special? All things?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 7: Troy t r O I or twy? I guess, And yeah,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 7: she's just she seems appears to be genuine.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: She's crying now, like, oh you're a sad woman.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 6: Free drinks as a guy and dessert dessert as a guy.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 11: I get it.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: Fogo to chow or is great?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's not a first date. You want to
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: be like a full tier first date.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 6: First date.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: You don't barely move? Yeah, why would you?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: And you want to hopefully the meat sweats first date? Yeah?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 7: This week in audio, okay, Greg, this one's gonna be
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 7: super tough. Ok So, this is a young seventeen year
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: old guy on TikTok goes by. His name is Joey Charney,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 7: and he's started a like a cooking channel where he
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 7: cooks stuff.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: Here's why he started it. My name is Joey.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: I'm seventeen years old, and I cooked dinners for my
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: family because my mom is no longer with.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: Us okay aka dead.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: All right, then he's gonna cook. You have to cook mom.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: I guess someone's got to do it.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: Huh.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 7: And he's getting all kind yes said, But again, do
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 7: you have to have to go on TikTok and explain.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: The people why you?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 6: I see your point there, right, like just make just
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: make your your family's dinner.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: Well, maybe he's doing something real great, let's hear tonight.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: I'm making chicken marion aera pasta and garlic redsticks on
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: the side. First, I'm adding some water to my pot
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: on the stove. Oh, then I'm salting the water.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 7: And now that my water's basically boiling, I'm adding a
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 7: pound of brigotone.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: So it's real, real informative stuff.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 6: To make pasta.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: I get he's seventeen.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: How you stir it?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the new way to go.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: Now you turn that, you turn the stove on her off?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 6: Well, okay, to be fair, though, I used to bag
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 6: of Rachel Riggs. Nine out of ten of her stuff
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 6: that she made on her show was hamburgers. Like, Okay,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: if you're slightly an adult.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 7: You know how to make a hamburger, So all favor
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 7: eye roll again the obvious thing. Obviously, it's terrible, sad situation.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 7: No one would wants that to happen to you or
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 7: anybody you know. But but why do you have to
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 7: make a cooking channel about it? Well and put it
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 7: out there as like, look what I'm doing others'kay?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: How about next episode toast? Well, how about double purpose?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: You got to make food for your family and if
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: you can create this channel that brings in a little
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: extra money because you've got to like now support the family.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: Like maybe that was maybe, maybe that was the You're
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: literally just you're showing people how to make post.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: You're milking people's sympathy hard.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know, I mean good hook.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 6: I can't relate though. Ye Mom's still alive, so I'm lucky.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 6: But I'm leaning a babe. At least he's trying, are
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 6: you really?
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Also seventeen seventeen seventeen lost his mom.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 6: That sucks. He's trying. Maybe his recipes will, his repertoire
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 6: will expand. Maybe he's starting small.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 11: His mom's looking down from heaven so disappointed.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: Better than this.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 6: At least he's trying something. I don't know.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: It's just like, but didn't I show you how to
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: make a Wellington feels sad for me?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 6: You don't care?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: Don't care? Is and let's wrap it up.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 7: This week in audio, finally have the full album released
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 7: from Pat McAfee.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: Oh god, I didn't realize it was an album.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 18: Yo.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Hey, he's got a bunch of songs.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: This one's called out There's got enough going on, dude,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: enough stuff, you got enough job.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 7: Diary of a polarizing figure figure because he's but hardcore
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 7: and people don't like what he says sometimes.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: This song is called Outlaws, and.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 7: It's about how he says what he wants, doesn't matter
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 7: what the suits have to say.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 11: On his as that friends saying that we rule sports
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 11: television again nigga a.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Script and following.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: It does sound like every other country.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 8: I don't.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 7: My question to you to everybody is why is he
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 7: talking like that? Because that's not his Pittsburgh accents exactly,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 7: trying to do jelly roll.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah all right, well, yeah, I know I don't mind
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 9: that either though, Like when I like the country music,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 9: you sing along with the accent just country.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: But yeah, but he's not singing a law that. He's
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: singing his own song.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: Do you think he actually sang it or do you
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: think he put his voice in there and the AI to.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 7: Well, because it sounds super processed as it does. There's
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 7: a lot of chorusing effects.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: It's very AI. It's very I think he did it's
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: a word greg.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 7: It is very super highly polished. Okay, maybe he didn't
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 7: like outlaws. What this next song, click clak, is about
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 7: how he does what he wants. It doesn't less my
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 7: head that the suits have to say.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 21: We got the SuDS quaking, shake and break in everybody's waiting,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 21: no debating that they hate.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: That's not AI. That's just terrible.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 21: We got the suons quaking, shaking break in everybody's waiting,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 21: no debating that they hating, greatness, invading and bacon. Well,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 21: it's a new generation with a lethal combination, not giving that.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: They couldn't even edit the breaths out of there. You
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: know what's really click clack reload. He's got guns.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 16: He's sports with guns, all right, So I.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 7: Will give what he credit because I had expected him
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 7: to be on autopander mode for Pat McAfee.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: I like Pat mcdude. I like Pat McAfee a lot.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: I really admire what he built. I think he does
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: a great job. I enjoy his takes. I think he
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: gets through the good guests, and the guests like to
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: open up to him because he has a fellow athlete.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: He's got all that stuff going for him. Yeah, he's
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: got a billion and the other thing. I'm also really joking.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 4: He really runs his own universe. He doesn't really have bosses.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: Like the ESPN people are licensing his show to run
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: on the ESPN and they're gonna pay him with his
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: new extension sixty whatever million dollars.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 16: Well he's good.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: Good, Good for him. When J. J.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 7: Watt went on his and started crapping on all the layoffs,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 7: He's sure back back pedaled fast.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 5: On that and said, hey, now wait a minute, hold on,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: these are good people.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: Bah.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: I mean I think he's gonna you know, I think
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 4: he's going to defend the people who are you know.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: Get millions of dollars from Wonder.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: But at the same time, I think if he didn't
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: want to do that. I don't think he would have.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: I really do believe that that part is authentic and man,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: to get to the point in your life for your career,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: you literally just can do. You know what, I'm gonna
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: do some crappy country album and it's real bad. Here's
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: that and you can do it and people go, okay,
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: and you're picking some million dollars.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 6: It's actually not bad. Okay.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 7: Here's his former employer, Dave Portnoy of Barstools Sports, talking
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 7: about people who are saying that's actually a good album.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 22: Pat mcviie obviously came out with his album and listen,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 22: a guy can do whatever he wants to do. I
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 22: think it was good. No, I thought it was horrible.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 22: Like mcvee made the album fine. He wants to make music,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 22: he wants to auto to, he wants to do whatever.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 6: Cool.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 22: When something is just clearly not good good, you can't
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 22: be it's good good, Thank you.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 6: Well click clack reminded me of Imagine Dragons a little bit.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 7: Well, Imagine Dragons does get a lot of hate. Well, Greg, Okay,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 7: hold on, here's a song. Pat McAfee calls, oops, it's
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 7: about how he does what he wants and doesn't listen
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 7: to the suits.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 13: Did not.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: Jobs back in the day.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 6: And anything.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: Today.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 19: I used to.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: Shout out, Philly, Philly.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: Could the kids say this?
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: Ain't it? You can do it?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: Look, you can't hit a home run all the time?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 5: Ye, first one, I'll tell you the artist passes at
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 5: Stage Coach twenty twenty seven are better than VIP passes.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 5: I guarantee you he's probably gonna play you heard it
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: here first. Yeah, I'm gonna put out my prediction board,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: addiction board back.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 11: Stage rocket.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: People you mean the people the.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 7: People in Staro Coach who are such authentic country fans
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 7: that diploma has a tenth there every year they'll let
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 7: Pat McAfee on stage.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, great, yeah.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 18: Country.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 10: That's why he's Wesley.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 5: His name is Wesley.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 11: By the way, you when he's at stage.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 7: I listened through our skin through all his songs. They're
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 7: all about coming up and doing what he wants. And
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 7: he's he was making He was making six figures a
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 7: year starting at the age of twenty two.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: Before that, he had a full ride scholarship starting.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 5: At the right rage of eighteen.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: He didn't live a hard life.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 6: Sorry, so he's raging against the machine while being the machine.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: Exactly to a certain to a certain degree, I think
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: you're looking at it two different ways. I think I
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: think about like the post football career that he carved
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: out for himself, nobody gave him anything on that side.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 7: I agree with that as a broadcaster again, because he
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 7: got he kind of got big on barstool.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: They didn't want him to pay enough, so he then
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: kind of went out and gott did his.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: Own thing, did the YouTube thing, launched that into whatever
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: it was with DraftKings or something like that.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 7: After making fifteen million dollars playing in the NFL. Okay,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 7: But I'm saying, like, when you switch a career up,
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 7: there's playing these players that want to go and do
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 7: broadcast stuff, yep, and they don't become what he has become, right,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 7: So then why did it make a career and people
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 7: and people weren't just lining up to give him offers
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 7: to do shows?
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 5: Sure, why make a crappy country wrap up because you.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: Can, because you make you a million dollars a year,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: good good, good thing. On the text, this Pat McAfee
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: music is the equivalent of Garth Brooks reducing that rock
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: album is Chris Paine. Remember we did that Chris Gaines,
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: Chris Gaines when they said pain. I don't know he
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: was doing whatever that was.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 5: He was doing a character intentionally.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 7: Pat McAfee's like he's pretending he came apart on these streets,
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 7: he's had a real good life since the age of eighteen.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 6: And acting like it's him versus the suits where they're
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 6: giving you money, they're showing down to you. What are
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 6: you talking about?
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, Well, well, let's you want to hear some row.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 8: Well is this even considered country?
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: I mean this is.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 9: I think that's also why I kind of like it.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 9: It's a little bit different. It doesn't necessarily fall into
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 9: one specific.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 10: Category for me.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: Why is he Why is he talking like that?
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 16: Is my question?
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: Again, you just sound like a hater.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: I am hating it because it sucks.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: I think I am on record saying I don't think
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: it's good either. Okay, but I'm not I'm not just
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: then dismissing everything else. I think there are some distressing
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: truth there's some authenticity. Okay, let's cleanse the palate, Sammy, Okay,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: with some real musical talent. Kristen Bell showed up to
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: a Savannah Banana's game and she had she was in
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: in the audience, appeared to be live, and this is
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 4: what it sounded like.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: You'll be real life people.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: You'll be tearly strange.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: This frozen.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: The first one.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 5: Actual real talents from who what's her rs character.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 7: Elsa, I'm not sure which one she was now they're
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 7: her detective character Ron fromar Roamars's gonna go.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 4: Kristen Bell.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: Now, I hate it because it's that Broadway style.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 6: I would dive off the top row of the city.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 5: It's like I'm out of watershed at Disney.
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  Speaker 4: But it's talent.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 6: You are undernied like it, but it's talent.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: I like Pat McAfee.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 7: This week in audio, all right, oh h here's a man.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 7: Let's switch gears here talk about what man stuff is.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 7: This is a pastor John Ramblin Hamblin talking about, well
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 7: he's preaching, talking about how he likes his coffee.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Pastor John, That's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: When I say coffee, I mean coffee. If you put
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: cream and sugar in your coffee shirt, you probably got
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: an Instagram and I didn't trust account too.
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  Speaker 6: That's a good Bible preaching right there.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: Give me you put cream and sugar in your coffee,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: you'll just be honest about it and put it in
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: a baby bottle. Just put in a sippy cup. You're
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: gonna drink it that way.
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  Speaker 5: I like, what the hell we fast forward to there?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 19: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Did I do that?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 19: No?
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  Speaker 5: That was that was my po The point is if
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: you if you drink anything about hard black coffee, your puss.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, in such nineteen seventies sent to me, that's like
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 6: something John Wayne would have said.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: That's wrong, so bad back then.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 6: No, I guess no.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 5: Real men were real men.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 16: Yeah, chewed up by That's.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 6: What I'm talking about.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: When I say coffee, I mean coffee. If you put
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: cream and sugar in your coffee shirt, you'd probably got
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: an Instagram and I didn't trust account too.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 6: That's a good Bible preaching right there. Give me you
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 6: you put.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: Cream and sugar in your coffee, you don't just be
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: honest about it and put in a baby bottle. Just
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 2: put in a sippy cup. You're gonna drink it that way.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: I like Cowboy coffee. That's where it's so dark and
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: it's so strong it would float a horseshoe.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 4: What you're drinking, dude, that's grey A text us over
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  Speaker 4: to two two nine eight seven. The Woody Show will
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: be right back.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 4: All right, So it's back to school time. You like this,
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 4: Greg a teacher in Houston and do something new to
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: her students. It's called the fark corner.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 6: All right. So if you're feeling bruin, yeah, you go
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 6: over there.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you know that you don't have to be
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: all weird about it, right, Yeah, you just go over there,
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: as is.
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  Speaker 3: This is our.
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  Speaker 4: This is our park corner.
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  Speaker 14: If you need to far, simply come over here. Fart,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 14: take about ten second, get your little spray going on,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 14: go sit out. Nobody's paying attention, nobody cares, nobody was
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 14: worried about it.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: That's cool.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the corner.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 15: If you're loud about it, No, if you get up
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 15: and go over there, be like and I would be
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 15: in that corner all day.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 11: Morgan, you're a fartery.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 5: How many times do you go to the fart corner today?
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna ask a menace? Menace?
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 6: What is what is that?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 21: Uh?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: That is a swatchedicawatcha?
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, how would you say, Greg?
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 6: I would say that's a swastika.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 4: That's a swastika.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 4: Now, here's the here's the here's tag, here's the full picture. Okay,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 4: some sort of tag, all right.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 4: Now somebody on this show was getting a little static
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 4: about this yesterday because this is there? Is that like
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: a luggage tag? I don't know what?
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 4: What what is that? Morgan?
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 10: It's something I got in Japan from a shrine. It's
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 10: like a good luck thing.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: It has an official name with a swatchtka on it.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 10: Those are everywhere out there.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because it's it's a different meaning.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: It's an easy geometric shape for many cultures to make.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 4: Over the years.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 15: But this lady was standing behind me in the story
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 15: yesterday and she was like, is that a swashtick on
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 15: your purse?
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 5: I was like, no, it's called a mangy.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 10: So my question is should I be carrying this around?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 15: Like does it know for a stranger standing in line
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 15: behind me at the grocery store to say.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 5: Something unless you want to explain it every single time.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 10: Which I don't.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I had already noticed that, and I picked it
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 9: up and looked at it, and she wants it's very questionable.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: But she wants one that's an actual swaster, but I knew.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 8: It was from Japans, so I knew it meant something different.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 10: But you shouldn't have.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 13: That on that.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 10: It means wishes come true, Thank you very much.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 7: If you explain that every day to everybody, right, and
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 7: only the people who ask, the rest of the people
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 7: just ignore you, you'll lose opportunity and they just assume.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: It's like when people want to like carve it up
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 4: about the Confederate flag.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 6: You know, can you just tuck that thing into your person?
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 15: I mean I can just take it off and not
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 15: carry it around. But then I have another one that's
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 15: for victory and perseverance that's on my gym bag, and
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 15: that's got a fake swasting.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 8: Is there inside that pouch that has the stuff on
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 8: it or it.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 15: Just as a symbol that means that there's something inside,
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 15: but you're not supposed to open it because then the powers.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 10: Okay, a very historical.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 5: You know, it's Jewish teeth.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 6: We get it.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: That's disgusting, American history says the text.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 5: The better question is, oh, yeah, we all get it.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: It means something in different cultures. The gift why? Okay,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 5: so it was a gift and you couldn't throw it away,
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: but it's pretty.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 4: Well advertised about what everybody really thinks that is. Yeah,
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 4: you know, even.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 6: If it's slightly reversed or whatever.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 4: They're probably like, haha, we can get American to buy this.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 10: They're all of the buildings American races.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we'll put it on all our buildings so
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 5: they all have a good backstory.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 11: From Yeah, is there another place you know?
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 6: And we'll leave it.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like you get the gift and then you can
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: you keep it with all your other jew hating stuff.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: I do have a class. It's like when, uh was
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 4: it Tomura? Did Tom Segura get Burt or did Bert
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 4: get Tom? I think it was Tom got Bert Hitler's
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: tea cup because they were like into this whole thing
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: about like finding old gifts, Yeah, like the worst gifts.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 4: And Tom found a tea cup that I guess used
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 4: to belong to Hitler and he gave it to Burt
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 4: like his birthday dude, and the like the reaction is
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 4: hilarious because Birt's trying to figure out like, well, what
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 4: is this and then he's there, go ahead and drink
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 4: from it. Oh, no, drink from first like ahead, and
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 4: then he figured out what it was that Yah, So
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 4: if you want to, like again have that conversation, I
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 4: guess just keep keep it on your bag.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 10: I'm good, I'll take it off today you want to see? No, yes, can't,
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 10: which is keep it off here?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 11: No more than what if you put all of them
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 11: on your purse, all the different ones that you haven't
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 11: go to, like the Museum of Tolerance.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 15: Well, good idea. I have three of them, but it's
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 15: bad luck to have more than one on your bag.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 4: So she's been on one trip and then she's now
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: she's an expert, she's the.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 5: Entire lture something.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 10: When I'm there, well, so what is this one that
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 10: you have in your back right now?
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: Mean?
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 10: Which has come true? Okay? And I have one for
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 10: victory and perseverance.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 5: She learned all this stuff but not learned. Hey, maybe
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 5: I shouldn't have this out in public when I'm outside
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 5: of Japan.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they did it come with like a little warning tag?
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 10: No, of course not. I was warned by the people
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 10: I was with there, like, oh, you're going to see
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 10: these a lot.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean know what it means, you guys.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 10: Know, I'm not a what do you call it a
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 10: jew hater. There's a name for it.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 19: What is it?
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 6: That's it?
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 4: You got hold on, Let's see if you can come
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 4: up with it.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 10: The anti semitic. Yeah, thanks guys. All right, well I'll
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 10: take it off my bag.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 4: You wanted to know. I wanted to open up in
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 4: the room and see what everybody thought. Yeah, she's like,
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: is this racist? Does this make me a racist? I
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 4: mean not for the reason that you bought it. You
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 4: bought it because they told you it meant what it
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: meant happiness, you said, wishes com which has come true.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 7: Don't And by the way, it's a symbol that meant
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 7: nothing or it was just like an ancient blah blah
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 7: blah across many cultures until for about ten years a
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 7: group of people ruined it and now no one can
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 7: have it for probably another couple hundred years.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: Are you talking about the rainbow flag?
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 4: Yes, that was hijacked the Yeah, the Swatschtka was hijacked.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: They were having a perfectly good time with it, and
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 4: then the Nazis had to co op it. Yeah, the
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 4: rainbow was perfectly fine. It was cool to see.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 6: But it's the perfect flag for the Yeah, for the
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 6: gay community. Oh absolutely, because what straight man wants the rainbow,
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 6: that's true. Uh. And I think Robin Williams co opted
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 6: at first with his suspenders.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that old timey TV show which was
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 4: called Sammy Wow. I didn't know that. But you don't
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 4: know any n Excess song because I.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 9: Just my knowledge goes further back. I like there's a
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 9: middle ground of like eighty like my culture stuff, Like
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 9: there's a weird middle ground of fl like eighties and
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 9: nineties of certain things that I just don't know.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 5: But I can go further back than that and years
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 5: developed like later in life or something.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 10: No, I don't know, it's just what I was exposed to.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 10: I guess.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. But you missed all of an excess,
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 4: not even like one song, She missed all of it.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 4: We were playing like little clips of an Excess songs
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 4: and didn't.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 6: Know one of them.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 7: She said.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 6: I was born then, but still okay, No, I don't
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 6: know the age old argument.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, but the problem.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I really liked like TV Land and Nick at Night,
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 9: and obviously that had stemmed from Happy Days and I
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 9: know all that stuff.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 10: I don't know why.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 4: I like stuff like this debunked myths, So a bunch
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 4: of stuff that you might have learned in the school
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 4: that might not actually be true. This is from the
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 4: folks over at history facts dot com seed Bass. So
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 4: if there's anything in here you like to take issue
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 4: with that, you can hit them up. I mean they
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 4: have a good website. There a list of historical facts
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: quote unquote that have been repeated for years, even though
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 4: they are either wrong or at the very least really misleading.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: Like we're just talking about, they've just been passed down
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 4: textbooks and movies and classrooms so many times everybody just
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: assumes that they are true. For example, people were burned
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: the steak during the Salem witch trials.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 5: Not true.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 6: Weren't they dunked in water?
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 4: The nineteen people convicted of witchcraft, thirteen were hanged, five
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: died in jail, and one got stoned to death. So
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 4: it was not good for them. Not good for them,
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: But they weren't burning too. It's cooler for the movies.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 5: It still died.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the whole ia you got burned to the steak.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 6: I always thought they put you on a chair and
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 6: they lowered it into the water.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 9: There was one where it was like they would sink
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 9: you down to the bottom, and if you sunk, you
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 9: weren't a witch. But you died right you drown, but
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 9: if you came back up to the top, you were
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 9: a witch, and then they would hang you or whatever.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 5: Okay, let's see if that's true.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 4: It might be a lot, it might be.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 6: That's probably fun.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 4: That's funking. Napoleon was short, not true, modern current standard
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 4: inches were actually measured differently in the nineteenth century France
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 4: than they are today. Like in reality, Napoleon was around
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 4: five foot seven, so short like Seabaster said by today's standard,
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 4: but slightly above average for male height at that time.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: How miserable would that have been? Morgan like five seven
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 4: was slightly above average at that time.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 15: Well, I mean, i'd be screwed, but I guess be'ld.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: Be walking through town. That's a huge bitch. Yeah, that's
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 4: a huge bitch.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 18: Damn.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: Albert Einstein failed math. Not true, that's not true. I've
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: heard I've heard that one before that I've heard it.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 4: But yeah, Einstein called out this infamous headline from Ripley's
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 4: Believe It or Not that he had failed in math.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 4: In reality, he said himself that he had mastered differential
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 4: and integral calculus by the time he was fifteen.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 6: I don't even know what calculus is. Yeah, you know what,
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 6: I've never understood it.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 4: I'm glad you said that.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 6: Like algebra, I don't know.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 10: When they add the letters to the numbers, right, No.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, I don't know what Ye Well, that's
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 7: I mean, well, it depends what you mean by add
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 7: the letters, because if it's just like seven x, that's
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 7: just can.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 4: You give us the dumb, dumb explanation of calculating what
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: is it?
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 7: So calculus is math to the infinity. So like, let's
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 7: say you've got a curve, right, you know, like the
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 7: curve is why equals X squared? Right, a parabola?
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 21: Right?
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 17: Easy.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 5: Now let's say you wanted to find the slope at
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 5: any single point, Well, you could find that blah blah
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 5: blah blah blah. But then let's say you wanted to
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 5: find the area underneath that. Well, then you have to
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 5: get the get the you have to make tiny little squares,
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 5: tiny little squares, t little squares, little squares. Because you
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 5: could do the area of square easily, but the area under.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 6: A curve, curve, How would you do that?
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 16: You do that?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 4: It's a tile for like a you know what I mean,
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 4: there's like a pipe coming up through the floor.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 6: So there is a real life application to it.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 7: Again, that's why I was rulers like you know, but
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 7: that's not how you get that's how you get to
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 7: the moon menace.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 5: Uh like what like what you just said?
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 7: You could keep making tinier and tinier little tiles or
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 7: use calculus to use the math to get rid of
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 7: that that whole step.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 6: Great thing.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it's in your feed because we have a
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 4: lot of the same algorithm with the home improvement stuff.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 4: Have you seen those like videos where they show you
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 4: the trick and how to like if you have like
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 4: a a post coming out of the next corn, like
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: where a bathroom's rocked in. Yes, right, and they're like,
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: all right, well, in order to get this tile perfectly
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  Speaker 4: cut for this corner pipe that comes up or whatever,
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  Speaker 4: and they take it and they kind of jam it
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  Speaker 4: into the corner and draw a line across the one
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  Speaker 4: top and then spin it ninety degrees, draw another line
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  Speaker 4: and it perfectly says where to put the stupid hole.
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  Speaker 6: But it fits perfect I've seen those a thousand times,
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  Speaker 6: and are you like me where you still couldn't recreate it?
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  Speaker 6: I you had to, Yeah, I have to keep watching it.
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  Speaker 7: But that's that's why I would say Isaac Newton slightly
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  Speaker 7: edges out Einstein as smartest person ever because Isaac.
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  Speaker 5: Newton to come up with all of his stuff for you.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, right, I didn't say that at all.
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  Speaker 7: Uh, to come up with his stuff about mass and acceleration,
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  Speaker 7: he had to invent calculus for himself. Like he had to.
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  Speaker 7: He couldn't figure out how to do all these equations right,
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  Speaker 7: so he had he literally had to invent a whole
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  Speaker 7: new field of mathematics.
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  Speaker 4: But that's why we got computers.
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  Speaker 5: No dog, you know what I'm saying. Yea, But Einstein
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  Speaker 5: had the cool hair. That's why he gets all the
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  Speaker 5: sign did some great stuff. But one one A and
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  Speaker 5: one B maybe Mary's cousin. Yes, it was awesome, Yes.
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  Speaker 4: It was awesome. Awid this thing about you know lies
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  Speaker 4: that adults and teachers told us when we were kids, like, well, no,
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  Speaker 4: you got to know how to do this math because
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  Speaker 4: it's not like you're going to have a calculator in
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  Speaker 4: your pocket. He goes, we've got a supercomputer in our rocket.
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  Speaker 4: We've got a calculator.
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  Speaker 7: Plus some And to backtrack, there are document to cases
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  Speaker 7: of witch dunking across Europe in the sixteen hundreds.
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  Speaker 5: Witch dunking. Yeah, you're screwed. Game heads, you win tails,
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  Speaker 5: I lose vice versa.
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  Speaker 4: Never had to take calculus, No, me, neither.
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  Speaker 5: But you can do it now you could.
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  Speaker 4: But I mean, you know, it's one of those where
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  Speaker 4: somehow I'm fifty years old, I've made it this far
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  Speaker 4: and I haven't gone Wow, you know what this is
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  Speaker 4: where my calculus can really come in handy. You know,
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  Speaker 4: there's just certain things that we'd be interesting if you're
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  Speaker 4: interested in it. It could be like anything else interesting
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  Speaker 4: to learn. I've gone this far, but knowing what it is,
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  Speaker 4: let alone not knowing.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Other debunked history myths. Marie Antoinette said let them eat cake.
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  Speaker 6: Not true. You learned that if you watch It's Creek.
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  Speaker 4: The original quote in French was I guess misinterpreted and
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  Speaker 4: she actually said let them eat briotious.
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  Speaker 18: Ah.
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  Speaker 5: That doesn't sound as I know.
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  Speaker 4: It certainly doesn't like a brioche bun, like a bread
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  Speaker 4: sweet ob Yeah, it's probably dry. And yeah, the brioche
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  Speaker 4: bun is good, is it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 19: Dry?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's where they usually highlighted when they're, you know,
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  Speaker 4: putting this on whatever the sandwiches like. They like to say,
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  Speaker 4: it's a brioche bun.
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  Speaker 5: That's what sounds fancy French.
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  Speaker 4: Here, I'll give you one more. Cleopatra was Egyptian, not true, Macedonian,
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  Speaker 4: that's right, Macedonian Greek, believed to have descended from one
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  Speaker 4: of Alexander the Greats generals.
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  Speaker 6: And isn't it true that she wasn't hot? Oh no,
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  Speaker 6: I thought that it really wasn't that.
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  Speaker 5: Actually I did hear full bush dug.
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  Speaker 4: I heard that her bush was of legend, like those
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  Speaker 4: pants come off and then the lights go out, eclipses.
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  Speaker 6: All the light in the room, and thoseings.
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  Speaker 4: Like but Clark Griswold cut the rope off the Christmas
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  Speaker 4: tree went through the Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, apparently she was not hot. King Tut not hot?
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  Speaker 4: Huh.
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  Speaker 6: We always told they're so hot, King Tutt.
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  Speaker 8: We thought he was hot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, people said that always, so you're handsome. But I've
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  Speaker 4: been in that conversationally. You guys know that King Tut
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  Speaker 4: was hot, very hot.
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  Speaker 5: I remember having that one Who's hot Who's not?
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  Speaker 6: We learned that in kindergarten.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were playing smash her pass King Tut came
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  Speaker 4: up Greg and his big gay Yeah Stein hot smash.
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  Speaker 6: King Tut Einstein and Isaac Newton smash I started.
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  Speaker 5: King Tut hot.
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  Speaker 1: Not Boila wouldn't approve the wood Show All.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Time to wrap up, get the hell out of here.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody gonna do it four Thursday, Happy birthday, Jeff g
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  Speaker 4: I'll full show podcast. It's available, be going to the
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  Speaker 4: favorite podcast. Back tomorrow with an all new show. And
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  Speaker 4: tomorrow is Friday. So whatever we can do to get
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  Speaker 4: through the morning and into the weekend, we're gonna do
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  Speaker 4: it tomorrow as quickly as possible. Friday here on the
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  Speaker 4: all right, Greg Gory parting words wisdom.
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  Speaker 6: Please. Yeah, when you die, people cry and they want
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  Speaker 6: you to come back. But when you do come back,
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 6: they run and scream.
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  Speaker 18: I know.
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  Speaker 6: It's like, oh my god, Yeah, how does it go?
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  Speaker 4: Oh I got a house? Yeah yeah, probably your dead
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  Speaker 4: relatives living at Greg's house.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're all at my place, throwing his.
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  Speaker 4: Stuff around, turning lights on.
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  Speaker 6: So it's a fact.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Thank you so much
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 4: for giving the Woe Show some of your valuable time
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  Speaker 4: this morning. You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that.
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  Speaker 4: The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
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  Speaker 4: you back here on Friday. Have a great day. SMD
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  Speaker 4: double M.
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  Speaker 1: I quit this bitch.