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- 0:00Speaker 1: Kutbooms.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
- 0:05Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
- 0:09Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He
- 0:12Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
- 0:15Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to clearinghouse of
- 0:19Speaker 2: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour
- 0:23Speaker 2: with Ben Maller starts right now.
- 0:28Speaker 3: In the air everyway, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben
- 0:35Speaker 3: Mahler and Danny G Radio and a.
- 0:39Speaker 1: Very happy Sunday to you.
- 0:41Speaker 4: It is now how do we look at the fifth
- 0:43Speaker 4: day of October and it's an NFL Sunday, which is
- 0:47Speaker 4: great because my weekend's already screwed thanks to the Rams
- 0:50Speaker 4: back on Thursday, a tremendous gag by the La Ram.
- 0:53Speaker 4: Very impressive to lose a game twice against a ragtag
- 0:57Speaker 4: team of flots of office. But Danny G's with me
- 0:59Speaker 4: as Alway's on the mail bag. Yeah, your Raiders play today,
- 1:03Speaker 4: so no, you'll get to see them against the Colts
- 1:05Speaker 4: and see how that goes.
- 1:06Speaker 5: And dude, which play call was worse? You make the call?
- 1:10Speaker 5: The Raiders on that third and two when they needed
- 1:13Speaker 5: to get into field goal range to ice that game
- 1:15Speaker 5: against Chicago, or your Rams pathetically with that fourth down
- 1:20Speaker 5: play call.
- 1:21Speaker 4: Yeah, it's I understand the psychology by the because of
- 1:25Speaker 4: why McVeigh did it, Like I get why he did it,
- 1:28Speaker 4: because he just assumed that they the forty nine ers,
- 1:31Speaker 4: were not very good and the Rams could push the Niners,
- 1:33Speaker 4: and he was trying to He's trying to give confidence
- 1:36Speaker 4: to Kyrin Williams. It's but the fact that I'm more
- 1:40Speaker 4: upset about his fumble in regulation with a little over
- 1:43Speaker 4: a minute to go.
- 1:44Speaker 1: When the Rams just win, your score a touchdown, you
- 1:46Speaker 1: win the game. That's it. There's not gonna be enough
- 1:48Speaker 1: time for the Niners to come back.
- 1:49Speaker 5: And you're not a therapist, you're a head coach trying
- 1:52Speaker 5: to give confidence. Bro.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I listen, I totally get it.
- 1:57Speaker 4: I mean the Rams, they they made made mac Jones
- 2:00Speaker 4: look like he was back in Tuscaloosa and playing Auburn
- 2:04Speaker 4: the way he lit up in the first half.
- 2:07Speaker 3: He didn't.
- 2:07Speaker 4: Mac Jones did not play as well in the second half,
- 2:09Speaker 4: but he was so good in the first half that
- 2:11Speaker 4: that's really all the Niners needed. They were still able
- 2:14Speaker 4: to win win that game. So anyway, listen to some
- 2:17Speaker 4: good games today. We got everything on Benny Versus the Penny.
- 2:19Speaker 4: If you have not watched Bennyvspenny, it's YouTube dot com
- 2:22Speaker 4: slash at Bennyevspenny. All my handicapping, all the picks, everything that,
- 2:27Speaker 4: as we say on the show, Danny, everything that should happen,
- 2:30Speaker 4: not what's going to happen based on what should happen.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Unfortunately, there's these things called.
- 2:36Speaker 4: Human beings that get involved and have to f everything up,
- 2:40Speaker 4: like the Rams not really showing up.
- 2:42Speaker 1: How do you handicap that the.
- 2:43Speaker 4: Rams aren't going to show up for a game this
- 2:45Speaker 4: week five of the NFL season. But I'm looking forward
- 2:48Speaker 4: to seeing the Broncos and the Eagles today. I'll be
- 2:50Speaker 4: at the Charger game. Chargers and the Washington Former Redskins.
- 2:56Speaker 1: I'll be at that game today.
- 2:57Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to that, and then I'll be watching
- 3:00Speaker 4: obviously everything else on my laptop, flipping around. Got the
- 3:03Speaker 4: Sunday night game the Patriots and the Bills be checking
- 3:06Speaker 4: that one out as well.
- 3:07Speaker 1: So watch a little bit of this, a little bit
- 3:09Speaker 1: of that.
- 3:10Speaker 4: See what's going on today around the NFL. But we
- 3:12Speaker 4: have and we also have baseball as well. It's not
- 3:15Speaker 4: just it's not just the the football. There's a lot
- 3:18Speaker 4: of one huh, gotta gotta juggle this, that and the
- 3:22Speaker 4: other thing. But for now, Danny, we have mail mail
- 3:25Speaker 4: mail mail.
- 3:26Speaker 1: Are you ready? Is Ohio already?
- 3:29Speaker 5: It's mail bag.
- 3:43Speaker 1: All right?
- 3:43Speaker 4: These are actual letters by actual listeners. If you'd like
- 3:46Speaker 4: to send a letter in for a future mail bag,
- 3:49Speaker 4: you can do that care of Reeal fifth hour at
- 3:52Speaker 4: gmail dot com. That's real fifth hour at gmail dot com.
- 3:56Speaker 4: Reeal fifth Hour at gmail dot com if you'd like
- 3:58Speaker 4: to send a message in. And first up, we have
- 4:04Speaker 4: Ferg Dog from that winter wonderland of Fullerton, he says,
- 4:09Speaker 4: top of the morning, gentlemen, are you ready to throw
- 4:12Speaker 4: out all of your Geno Smith merch yet? Danny g
- 4:15Speaker 4: Ferg Dog says, If not, what are you waiting for?
- 4:18Speaker 4: Do you hope the Raiders tank the season so they
- 4:21Speaker 4: can draft the greatest quarterback prospect in one hundred years?
- 4:24Speaker 1: Arch Manning says, Ferg Dog.
- 4:27Speaker 5: But here's a stat for you. Raiders O line Week four. Obviously,
- 4:30Speaker 5: the O line had some injuries and was pieced together,
- 4:33Speaker 5: but they came together last week against Chicago. Zero sacks,
- 4:38Speaker 5: no hits allowed on Geno Smith, no penalties on the line,
- 4:42Speaker 5: only one hurry, one pressure, but Gino three interceptions.
- 4:47Speaker 1: Who could have possibly seen this coming? Who could have possibly.
- 4:51Speaker 4: Seen that Gino Smith, who has been a smoking mirrors quarterback,
- 4:56Speaker 4: would play the way he's played this year?
- 4:58Speaker 1: Hey, he's turn machine.
- 5:00Speaker 5: But you saw who he can be in Week one.
- 5:02Speaker 5: He can be an average or just above average quarterback.
- 5:06Speaker 5: He has it in him. It's just sometimes he reverts
- 5:09Speaker 5: back to his days with the good old Jets.
- 5:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:12Speaker 4: Well, Gino through four games is the twenty ninth ranked
- 5:16Speaker 4: quarterback in the NFL. He's essentially got the same numbers
- 5:20Speaker 4: as Russell Wilson, who was benched. He's slightly better than
- 5:24Speaker 4: Bryce Young who's horrific. And Jake Browning and Cam Ward
- 5:29Speaker 4: and Joe Flacco. Those are those are the neighbors that
- 5:33Speaker 4: Gino Smith has at this point. But again, I do
- 5:36Speaker 4: believe the Raiders, Like this is a game the Raiders
- 5:39Speaker 4: can win. The Colts aren't that good. I saw the
- 5:42Speaker 4: Colts in person last was it last week?
- 5:44Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 5:45Speaker 5: Everything runs to get Yeah, we were both there.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you saw him.
- 5:48Speaker 4: I mean they have their defense was toasted by the Rams.
- 5:51Speaker 4: Their offense actually did pretty well. But I don't think
- 5:54Speaker 4: the Colts are in an unbeatable team. And we did
- 5:57Speaker 4: not connect, by the way, because you actually had a
- 5:59Speaker 4: bougie see Danny like, I'm not allowed to go down
- 6:02Speaker 4: in that area. I can't get, I could not get.
- 6:05Speaker 4: I was in the press box, you were down near
- 6:07Speaker 4: the field, and I guess we could have maybe met halfway,
- 6:11Speaker 4: but I thought you were going to be a little
- 6:13Speaker 4: higher up.
- 6:14Speaker 5: I was sitting with the Nikua family.
- 6:17Speaker 4: Yeah, you had great, great seats and you got to
- 6:21Speaker 4: do some scouting on the cult. Did you let did
- 6:23Speaker 4: you let Pete Carroll know what you saw? Did you
- 6:26Speaker 4: you let him know what your any tendency?
- 6:28Speaker 5: I think you know something about Pete Carroll. He doesn't
- 6:30Speaker 5: listen to anybody.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Piece in his own world.
- 6:33Speaker 5: Damn it.
- 6:36Speaker 1: We thank you for Dock.
- 6:37Speaker 4: So I guess the answer to the question is you
- 6:39Speaker 4: haven't purchased any Geno Smith merch so therefore you don't
- 6:43Speaker 4: need to throw anything away.
- 6:45Speaker 5: No, And the only thing I bought before the season
- 6:48Speaker 5: began an Ashton genty T shirt. Okay, which Ashton genty
- 6:53Speaker 5: is great? Even the Rams fans were going wild when
- 6:56Speaker 5: they showed that sixty four yard touchdown on the big screen.
- 7:01Speaker 5: Even the Rams fans were ooing and awing at that
- 7:04Speaker 5: high stepping he did to get out of that Chicago grasp. Alright,
- 7:08Speaker 5: he bore it up last week. Yeah good.
- 7:10Speaker 4: Yeah, he was off the little shaky start first couple
- 7:13Speaker 4: of games, but he found his footing against the Bears.
- 7:16Speaker 5: The Bears. Yeah, he's back to that Michael Myers stance
- 7:20Speaker 5: where he's standing up.
- 7:21Speaker 4: Yes, Reggie from Detroit, right, since says, hey, Ben and
- 7:24Speaker 4: Danny g I'm ready to go third rail if you
- 7:28Speaker 4: guys are, He says, I want to get your guys
- 7:31Speaker 4: on Live Golf and how their finances are working.
- 7:35Speaker 1: He sent me a story here.
- 7:37Speaker 4: Danny says Live Golf International Operations lost four hundred and
- 7:41Speaker 4: sixty one million dollars last year. According to financial filings.
- 7:48Speaker 4: The United Kingdom based arm not the US. The United
- 7:51Speaker 4: Kingdom generated just sixty four million dollars in revenue against
- 7:56Speaker 4: five hundred and twenty six million dollars in expenses from
- 8:00Speaker 4: its seven non US events. According to story Reggie sent
- 8:04Speaker 4: he also wanted to get our thoughts on Dave Chappelle.
- 8:08Speaker 4: Ripping free speech in America while doing comedy in Saudi Arabia.
- 8:14Speaker 5: I went a side note to that live golf story. Okay,
- 8:18Speaker 5: I'm reading here that they still owe Kawhi Leonard twenty
- 8:22Speaker 5: two million dollars.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Well, I hope Kawhi gets his money. I hope he
- 8:29Speaker 1: gets all of that.
- 8:31Speaker 5: Could be another one all tied together.
- 8:34Speaker 4: That podcast guy that no, I don't forget his name,
- 8:36Speaker 4: that guy could do another podcast and all that. But
- 8:39Speaker 4: and then Reggie says, when is that Saudi oil money
- 8:41Speaker 4: going to reach Overnight radio. I'm pretty sure, Reggie, they're
- 8:45Speaker 4: they're not interested in me. But yeah, they got a
- 8:47Speaker 4: lot of money to burn.
- 8:48Speaker 5: Man.
- 8:49Speaker 1: They have that.
- 8:50Speaker 4: We've told the story about the Mexican drug lords. They
- 8:52Speaker 4: had so much money they didn't know what to do
- 8:54Speaker 4: with it because they couldn't put it in the bank.
- 8:55Speaker 1: So the legend, I don't know.
- 8:57Speaker 4: If this is true or not, the legend is they
- 9:00Speaker 4: some of these guys had so much money in the
- 9:01Speaker 4: Mexican drug cartels they would just bury it in the backyard.
- 9:04Speaker 1: They didn't know what to do with it.
- 9:05Speaker 4: They just like dug holes and buried the money and
- 9:08Speaker 4: and just kept it.
- 9:10Speaker 5: That's like when Tony Soprano used to put all his
- 9:13Speaker 5: cash stacks of cash with his bird feed in the
- 9:16Speaker 5: garbage cans out by his pool, it ran out of space.
- 9:21Speaker 4: It's insane. So yeah, there were stories about them. I
- 9:25Speaker 4: guess sports washing. You know, they've got this Saudi fun
- 9:29Speaker 4: that's got all the oil money in it. And I
- 9:31Speaker 4: don't know how all that works. I've just read some
- 9:33Speaker 4: stuff online. But as I understand it, that's nothing like
- 9:37Speaker 4: they had, Like that's they're not even worried about that.
- 9:39Speaker 4: Can you imagine losing four hundred and sixty one million
- 9:42Speaker 4: dollars and you don't even bat an eye like that's why.
- 9:45Speaker 4: And I'd love to know how much Chappelle got for
- 9:48Speaker 4: doing And he wasn't alone. There were a bunch of
- 9:49Speaker 4: famous comedians that took the money. Kevin Hard I think
- 9:52Speaker 4: was part of that also. And do you think they
- 9:54Speaker 4: paid extra to like put all extra top like ripping
- 9:58Speaker 4: the us on there that Chappelle got a little.
- 10:01Speaker 5: Bony for that, or like the sheets paid them extra
- 10:04Speaker 5: if they would rub their feet after their performance.
- 10:07Speaker 1: I mean, geez, I mean a little much.
- 10:09Speaker 4: You know, it's a little a little tough, but you know,
- 10:12Speaker 4: as I learned the book The Magic Christian. You know,
- 10:16Speaker 4: everyone's got their price, right, Everyone's got their price, And
- 10:19Speaker 4: people say, I'm not going to do this. I believe
- 10:21Speaker 4: in this. Well, how much money is there? Okay, I
- 10:23Speaker 4: can change my position. BLA all right, Uh, listener D,
- 10:29Speaker 4: I'm not sure what that's for. I'm sure it's not named.
- 10:32Speaker 4: But listener D writes in from Georgia, Georgia. He says, Hey,
- 10:37Speaker 4: Ben and Danny, I wondered if this story would make
- 10:40Speaker 4: Animal Thunderdome enjoy the podcast. D listen as often as
- 10:44Speaker 4: I can.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Thank you, D. He just I like it. He's got
- 10:48Speaker 1: He just said Georgia.
- 10:49Speaker 4: I'm assuming Atlanta because I think when I think of Georgia,
- 10:52Speaker 4: I just think of Atlanta. But he sent this story
- 10:54Speaker 4: to any I'm assuming you guys probably saw this a
- 10:57Speaker 4: It's a story that an alligator was spotted outside a
- 11:00Speaker 4: McDonald's in I believe Macon, Georgia here and the video
- 11:06Speaker 4: has gone viral. It was a twelve foot gator was
- 11:09Speaker 4: found outside of McDonald's on Rocky Creek Road in Macon,
- 11:13Speaker 4: Georgia this past weekend, and apparently what had happened here
- 11:18Speaker 4: is the reason it went viral is because a crowd
- 11:23Speaker 4: of people worked together to wrangle the gator. They decided
- 11:29Speaker 4: they took the animal world and do you imagine deciding,
- 11:34Speaker 4: you know what we need to do, We need to
- 11:36Speaker 4: wrangle the gator and with the video went on like
- 11:40Speaker 4: Facebook live and pretty wild. They worked together to help
- 11:44Speaker 4: wrangle the gator. And because yeah, what did they put
- 11:47Speaker 4: over his head?
- 11:48Speaker 5: A T shirt?
- 11:49Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks like I'm looking at the thing. It
- 11:51Speaker 4: looks like a black is that the key a black shirt?
- 11:54Speaker 4: Or somebody just covered the eyes of the gate.
- 11:56Speaker 5: It looks like someone just took their T shirt off
- 11:59Speaker 5: put it over the alley gator's head.
- 12:01Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm looking at the news story
- 12:04Speaker 4: here says the bib County Sheriff's office said it was
- 12:07Speaker 4: called about four to ford in the afternoon. Responded they
- 12:11Speaker 4: were authorities were assisted by a gator trapper who was
- 12:15Speaker 4: able to remove the animal from the area. The community
- 12:18Speaker 4: came together. It was outside like an hour and a half.
- 12:24Speaker 4: But then they complained. They said, well, we discouraged such actions.
- 12:28Speaker 4: The residents should not be doing this putting themselves at risk.
- 12:31Speaker 4: Of course they say that for liability, Yeah, they have
- 12:35Speaker 4: to say that I was a jacket.
- 12:37Speaker 5: This guy says, I threw my jacket over its head.
- 12:41Speaker 4: What would it take for you, Danny, to wrestle twelve
- 12:44Speaker 4: foot alligator?
- 12:46Speaker 5: What would that take? No, I don't know. I would
- 12:49Speaker 5: do it for free, just to prove how manly I am.
- 12:52Speaker 4: That's right, balls. The size of candalopes absolutely all right.
- 12:57Speaker 4: Dave from Florida rights in another guy with just representing
- 13:02Speaker 4: the state.
- 13:02Speaker 1: A big state, lots of cities. But who knows?
- 13:04Speaker 5: All right? You do you?
- 13:06Speaker 4: Dave says, Hey, guys, do you believe the story going
- 13:10Speaker 4: around about Burger King. I am one of the few
- 13:14Speaker 4: people that still eat at Burger King, and I don't
- 13:16Speaker 4: believe it, says Dave. So the story here, Danny g
- 13:20Speaker 4: is that Burger King executives at a recent franchise convention,
- 13:29Speaker 4: they were talking about the marketing of Burger King and
- 13:31Speaker 4: the mascot, the Creepy King mascot was brought up.
- 13:37Speaker 1: That had been a staple of Burger King for a.
- 13:40Speaker 4: Long time, the marketing, and it stopped about ten years ago,
- 13:44Speaker 4: maybe longer than that. It was retired. It's made a
- 13:47Speaker 4: few appearances, but not very many. So anyway, Dave points
- 13:51Speaker 4: out that the story is the reason Burger King got
- 13:55Speaker 4: rid of the Creepy King mascot is because their market researched.
- 14:00Speaker 1: Hermaned that kids were.
- 14:02Speaker 4: So freaked out by the creepy Burger King mascot that
- 14:06Speaker 4: they didn't want to eat at Burger King. Instead would
- 14:09Speaker 4: go to McDonald's because they didn't they felt scared of
- 14:12Speaker 4: the mask. That's according to that's according to what Burger
- 14:16Speaker 4: King told their franchise people.
- 14:20Speaker 5: So that is a creepy mascot.
- 14:23Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it looks like what's the guy's name?
- 14:26Speaker 4: Is a famous Philadelphia sports talk shows, So I.
- 14:29Speaker 1: Think it's not.
- 14:30Speaker 4: I think he got whacked. What's the guy's name? I
- 14:32Speaker 4: forget Howard Eskin. I don't know if you don't even
- 14:34Speaker 4: know who that is. But Howard Eskin was like a
- 14:36Speaker 4: legendary Philadelphia sports talk radio host. He was like the
- 14:39Speaker 4: Mike Francessa of Philadelphia. Or in LA we had had
- 14:42Speaker 4: Joe McDonald who was the legend or San Diego Hacksaw
- 14:45Speaker 4: and just read on red the whole thing, and yeah,
- 14:49Speaker 4: burg Scott Man was.
- 14:51Speaker 1: It was so scary.
- 14:52Speaker 4: Remember in those years, Nanny, around twenty nine twenty ten,
- 14:55Speaker 4: people were dressing up for Halloween as the creepy King
- 14:59Speaker 4: like they were.
- 15:00Speaker 5: I was just gonna say, you know who could pull
- 15:01Speaker 5: that off as a Halloween costume? Who's that? The Niners
- 15:04Speaker 5: backup quarterback Mac Jones. Did you see him after the game?
- 15:08Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, that was in the two face batman suit.
- 15:12Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's a little much.
- 15:15Speaker 5: Hollywould need, is the King's head?
- 15:18Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 15:19Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 15:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:20Speaker 4: All right, Barry from South Carolina right said, and he says, yo, yo, ma, Benny,
- 15:24Speaker 4: I think we need some clarification on Van the one
- 15:26Speaker 4: legged Bama Man. I am saying the gator did not
- 15:30Speaker 4: take his leg off and eat it, but he got
- 15:33Speaker 4: bit by the gator. And the gator has so much
- 15:36Speaker 4: bacteria in their mouth that the leg got amputated.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Can we get the four to one one on this
- 15:42Speaker 1: from Van?
- 15:43Speaker 4: The next time he calls Barry, that is actually accurate
- 15:47Speaker 4: the story you're telling you.
- 15:47Speaker 1: And he has told that story.
- 15:50Speaker 4: And and so Van did have his leg bitten by
- 15:54Speaker 4: the gator, and a good chunk of the gator took
- 15:58Speaker 4: a big chunk of the leg and the ligaments, but
- 16:01Speaker 4: technically the leg, the limb.
- 16:03Speaker 1: Was still hanging on to Van, the one leged Bama Man.
- 16:09Speaker 4: But by the time they got to the hospital and
- 16:11Speaker 4: everything they did have to they had to cut off
- 16:14Speaker 4: the leg.
- 16:15Speaker 1: They could not reattach the leg.
- 16:18Speaker 4: And so, yeah, we are we embellishing the story a
- 16:23Speaker 4: little bit to make it a better story.
- 16:26Speaker 1: Are we sugarcoating it?
- 16:27Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit, a little bit, Berry, But the
- 16:30Speaker 4: leg was cut off because of the gator.
- 16:32Speaker 1: It just was cut off at a hospital.
- 16:35Speaker 4: And it's it's fair to say that that gator did
- 16:39Speaker 4: get some of the DNA, some of the skins, some
- 16:44Speaker 4: of the ligaments in its belly, that it.
- 16:47Speaker 1: Wasn't a you know, he didn't rip the whole leg
- 16:49Speaker 1: off and all that.
- 16:50Speaker 4: And you know the way it goes, Berry, it's a
- 16:52Speaker 4: fish story, right, it's a shaggy dog story.
- 16:55Speaker 1: And so you add on to a little bit, you
- 16:58Speaker 1: add on to the story. And so yeah, that's.
- 17:01Speaker 4: Van the one legged Bama Man, which is still a
- 17:05Speaker 4: wild So it's one of the great stories. And I
- 17:07Speaker 4: don't think it's exaggeration to say that you have your
- 17:09Speaker 4: leg bitten so bad they have to amputate it because
- 17:12Speaker 4: the gator took ligaments and all that off in the bacteria.
- 17:16Speaker 1: And then you kill the gator and then eat the.
- 17:17Speaker 4: Gator like that's that's a doozy, Like that's a hum
- 17:21Speaker 4: dinger of a story. So yeah, that's that's the deal.
- 17:26Speaker 4: Next up is your friend Scott from Florida, says Ben,
- 17:30Speaker 4: and Danny g I was reading in the Athletic today
- 17:33Speaker 4: that Aj Preler likes ketchup on his steak. Now, Danny,
- 17:38Speaker 4: this question is for you, because Ben cannot answer it
- 17:40Speaker 4: from a neutral vantage point. What is the bigger culinary sin, Danny,
- 17:45Speaker 4: ketchup on a steak or butterflying a steak and cooking
- 17:48Speaker 4: it well done? The ketchup is the ketchup isn't as bad, right,
- 17:52Speaker 4: because you can always scrape it off, But a well
- 17:55Speaker 4: done butterfly steak is just unforgivable, right, says Scott.
- 18:01Speaker 5: Well, I almost think you would pitch the chef off
- 18:04Speaker 5: more if you put ketchup on his creation. Because even
- 18:07Speaker 5: my better half gets upset when she makes a masterful
- 18:12Speaker 5: plate of eggs in avocado toast, and she'll put it
- 18:17Speaker 5: on the table and she's very proud of the breakfast.
- 18:19Speaker 5: And then what do I take out of the refrigerator
- 18:22Speaker 5: bottle of ketchup and put it on the eggs and
- 18:25Speaker 5: she looks at me sideways. She gets so pissed when
- 18:27Speaker 5: I put ketchup on her eggs.
- 18:30Speaker 1: Leave me alone? Yeah?
- 18:32Speaker 4: Yeah, And I would argue for Scott that the way
- 18:36Speaker 4: he phrased that Danny was, in legal terms, leading the witness. Right,
- 18:42Speaker 4: you're not allowed to lead the witness like the way
- 18:43Speaker 4: he and you didn't answer the way he wanted you
- 18:46Speaker 4: to answer. But when he said, but a well done
- 18:48Speaker 4: butterfly sneak is just unforgivable, right.
- 18:52Speaker 5: That is, yeah, least saying you could scrape ketchup off
- 18:55Speaker 5: a steak. But why would you do that if you
- 18:57Speaker 5: want to ketch up on the steak?
- 18:59Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 19:00Speaker 5: And can we just say, I mean, it's not going
- 19:02Speaker 5: to come automatically with ketchup on it.
- 19:04Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just say right now that Can we all
- 19:09Speaker 4: agree that the chef, the cliche of the chef that
- 19:14Speaker 4: gets offended by the way the customer wants the food cooked,
- 19:19Speaker 4: can go to hell?
- 19:20Speaker 1: Can we all agree on that?
- 19:22Speaker 5: I mean, what do you well, you don't completely get
- 19:24Speaker 5: off the hook here, ben, because that kind of meat
- 19:27Speaker 5: was not meant to be black, all right, It's supposed
- 19:31Speaker 5: to be just the perfect amount of tender inside. When
- 19:35Speaker 5: you cut it in half. I don't like to see red.
- 19:38Speaker 5: I don't want to see any blood. But I don't
- 19:40Speaker 5: want it burned either. Just a nice little char on
- 19:43Speaker 5: it and no pink left and it's perfect. Well you you.
- 19:48Speaker 1: Do you, and I'll do me.
- 19:50Speaker 4: And cooking, as the Great Anthony Bourdain said, as a craft,
- 19:54Speaker 4: a good cook, as a craftsman, not an artist.
- 19:57Speaker 5: And a craft also burn your toast.
- 20:00Speaker 1: I don't eat toast.
- 20:01Speaker 5: I don't.
- 20:02Speaker 1: I like my eggs well done. I like my food
- 20:04Speaker 1: well done. I like it cooked.
- 20:05Speaker 4: I like to know that everything's dead and not coming
- 20:08Speaker 4: to you know, coming back to life, and my stomach
- 20:10Speaker 4: and all that stuff.
- 20:10Speaker 1: And I I if it's.
- 20:12Speaker 5: The only thing wrought you eat a seaweed?
- 20:15Speaker 1: Yeah right, exactly, Yeah, yeah.
- 20:18Speaker 4: Ryan seawrights in and he says, well today's Oh yes,
- 20:24Speaker 4: is Ryan from the great state of Massachusetts.
- 20:27Speaker 1: He says, today is today. Boys. By the time you're
- 20:28Speaker 1: reading this.
- 20:29Speaker 4: I am getting married two pm Eastern, as I will
- 20:33Speaker 4: hear this episode for a couple of days. Is there
- 20:36Speaker 4: anything in the works for you to come to Worcester?
- 20:39Speaker 4: Since I've been listening to The Overnight since twenty twenty,
- 20:41Speaker 4: listening to the podcast since twenty twenty as well. I
- 20:43Speaker 4: would love to meet you and the crew someday. Any
- 20:45Speaker 4: news on that front about coming to Worcester. Thanks again, boys,
- 20:49Speaker 4: talk soon.
- 20:50Speaker 1: Well, Ryan.
- 20:51Speaker 4: Now, we were talking to our friend the Leprechaun and
- 20:55Speaker 4: our buddy in New Hampshire and we were like talking
- 20:58Speaker 4: about some dates in October or did not work out.
- 21:01Speaker 4: We're obviously in October now, so the plan and I
- 21:04Speaker 4: don't know if this is still okay with Mike the
- 21:06Speaker 4: Leprechaun and our buddy in New Hampshire, but the plan
- 21:09Speaker 4: would be to go next summer, the summer of.
- 21:13Speaker 1: Twenty twenty six.
- 21:14Speaker 4: And one of the reasons is this is kind of
- 21:17Speaker 4: a tribute to Masshole Mickey who passed away, who I
- 21:21Speaker 4: had a chance to meet, Who's Who's from Wooster and
- 21:25Speaker 4: Masshole Mickey had been like, hey, we want you to
- 21:27Speaker 4: come throw out the first pitch at a WU Sox game,
- 21:30Speaker 4: and so some other listeners have offered that. So I
- 21:33Speaker 4: think we'll try to make that happen sometime in the summer.
- 21:36Speaker 4: But you know, I have not heard from the Leprechaun
- 21:38Speaker 4: and whatnot, so we'll see if they're still interested. Maybe
- 21:41Speaker 4: they won't be interested, but as of now, that is
- 21:44Speaker 4: the plan. Unfortunately did not work out for some things
- 21:48Speaker 4: I'm not allowed to talk about on a microphone. There's
- 21:51Speaker 4: some things behind the scenes that were happening that didn't
- 21:55Speaker 4: quite work out the way they were supposed to work out.
- 21:57Speaker 4: So but Ryan, congratulations, big day, wedding day. I gave
- 22:04Speaker 4: Ryan some advice on the social media about it was
- 22:09Speaker 4: back on on Friday.
- 22:11Speaker 1: I gave him some wisdom on marriage.
- 22:14Speaker 4: But we're we're both married, Danny, so you have any
- 22:16Speaker 4: points of wisdom you want to give Ryan as he
- 22:19Speaker 4: goes down becomes an honest man today and gets married.
- 22:23Speaker 5: You know, most people been they say corny crap like
- 22:27Speaker 5: happy wife, happy life, do whatever she says. She is
- 22:31Speaker 5: the boss. I say, f d, it's the other way around.
- 22:35Speaker 5: You are too good for your wife and she needs
- 22:38Speaker 5: to bend to your demands.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll work out.
- 22:44Speaker 4: Well, that'll h and then you can get married again
- 22:47Speaker 4: in a couple of years because you'll be divorced and.
- 22:49Speaker 1: Then that'll be it'll be really that'll be a wonderful thing.
- 22:52Speaker 1: But my advice I'm trying to remember here.
- 22:56Speaker 4: My advice to our buddy was, oh, oh yeah, I
- 23:00Speaker 4: think I said to have selective hearing. To be a
- 23:02Speaker 4: good husband, to have to have selective hearing, especially when
- 23:06Speaker 4: your wife says we need to talk.
- 23:11Speaker 5: I would also, in all seriousness, Ben I would say,
- 23:14Speaker 5: pick your battles, bite your tongue. Yeah, and wait for
- 23:17Speaker 5: the right time to talk to your wife about something
- 23:20Speaker 5: that's bothering you. You just go with your timing and
- 23:24Speaker 5: what's good for you. And you're not paying attention to
- 23:27Speaker 5: what their day is like or what's happening with them.
- 23:30Speaker 5: You are stepping in a pile of dog dode. So
- 23:33Speaker 5: be very patient and pick your spots. Yeah, that's good advice.
- 23:38Speaker 5: My things were selective hearing. I don't think I told
- 23:43Speaker 5: Ryan this, but you.
- 23:44Speaker 4: Need to have a sounding board that you could say
- 23:47Speaker 4: the things you want to say to your wife, but
- 23:49Speaker 4: you can't say because that'll start a world war. So
- 23:52Speaker 4: you need a good guy friend you can kind of vent.
- 23:54Speaker 5: Oh I thought you were talking about a girlfriend.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Well, that would be even better.
- 23:59Speaker 4: Also, advanced advanced apology is very apologizing, very important any
- 24:06Speaker 4: especially when you're you're right and she's wrong. Just apologize
- 24:09Speaker 4: makes it easier, right, Just say I'm sorry even though
- 24:12Speaker 4: you're right.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Just do that.
- 24:14Speaker 4: You know, the fake apology, and I like and I've
- 24:17Speaker 4: learned this. I've been married now for a while, over
- 24:19Speaker 4: ten years. What am I twelve years now?
- 24:21Speaker 1: Holy crap? Man, yeah, that's a long time.
- 24:25Speaker 4: So anyway, the nod and smile technique, you know, the
- 24:27Speaker 4: nod and smiled to any where you're not actually listening
- 24:29Speaker 4: to her, but you just nod and smile when she's
- 24:31Speaker 4: telling a story because you're not interested at all.
- 24:33Speaker 1: You're trying to watch the game, so you just like,
- 24:34Speaker 1: nod and smile. Yep, that's right, I agree with you.
- 24:37Speaker 1: Really tell me more about that, you know that kind
- 24:39Speaker 1: of thing. You get a master that very very important,
- 24:43Speaker 1: very very important.
- 24:44Speaker 4: So those are some of the the points of wisdom,
- 24:48Speaker 4: very very But what else?
- 24:50Speaker 5: And congratulations?
- 24:51Speaker 4: Man, yeah, that's great. Hope goes well. I hope everyone's happy.
- 24:55Speaker 4: And of course it's more important her she's happy, because
- 24:58Speaker 4: you know, this will be one of those things the
- 25:00Speaker 4: rest of us.
- 25:00Speaker 1: Do you remember when we got married and what happened?
- 25:02Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, you forgot my first piece of advice.
- 25:05Speaker 5: It's whether or not he's happy.
- 25:07Speaker 4: Ah yeah, all right, exactly in a parallel dimension in
- 25:11Speaker 4: the multiverse, that.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Is that is based in reality.
- 25:14Speaker 4: But that's going I hope they all meet you next
- 25:16Speaker 4: year and you bring your wife and who knows, maybe
- 25:18Speaker 4: it'll be a kid on the way by then. George
- 25:21Speaker 4: from Salt Lake right since, says, hey Ben and Danny G.
- 25:26Speaker 4: Did you see that Costco is going going viral online
- 25:31Speaker 4: for selling half priced o zempic?
- 25:35Speaker 5: And I don't like.
- 25:36Speaker 1: What are we supposed to say, George? I don't know.
- 25:38Speaker 1: I mean I saw the story.
- 25:39Speaker 5: What is there?
- 25:40Speaker 1: There's not really a question. I don't know what you
- 25:43Speaker 1: want me to say.
- 25:44Speaker 5: Give me the address so I can go investigate.
- 25:48Speaker 1: And then you look at the side effects of those epicula.
- 25:53Speaker 5: Not for me to worry about. It's for my customers.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Yeah it go down and sell
- 25:59Speaker 1: it on the back of your car. Yeah, that'll be
- 26:01Speaker 1: the move. Lucky Tony writes in on the mail bag.
- 26:05Speaker 1: He says, hey, Ben and Danny G.
- 26:08Speaker 4: Danny mentioned that a Bears fan said the Bears will
- 26:11Speaker 4: probably lose to the Raiders after a big Cowboy win.
- 26:14Speaker 4: But October thirteenth, Monday Night Football, Get Ready for the
- 26:18Speaker 4: Shit Show twenty seventeen podcasts spoiler alert. I just found
- 26:22Speaker 4: out why Blair is called Whoopee pie Bears, says Lucky Tony,
- 26:28Speaker 4: ah Man, Lucky Tony is such a he's such a trip.
- 26:31Speaker 4: This guy crazy crazy crazy Barry from bluffed in South Carolina.
- 26:36Speaker 4: Huh he moved to Bluffing Yo yo, Ma, Benny and
- 26:39Speaker 4: Danny g I love the new thumbnail pick. That's right,
- 26:42Speaker 4: they changed the thumbnail on the podcast. I actually don't
- 26:47Speaker 4: look fat for the first time ever.
- 26:49Speaker 1: In leop So that's good, he says.
- 26:52Speaker 4: He says, but it is a bit weird you staring
- 26:55Speaker 4: at me from my screen on my car as I
- 26:57Speaker 4: drive a little bit creepy.
- 26:59Speaker 1: Yeah, why not?
- 27:00Speaker 4: Uh, he says, I see Paul Fine baumb is seriously
- 27:03Speaker 4: considering running for political office in Alabama. Could you ever
- 27:07Speaker 4: see yourself ever quitting sports radio and running for political office,
- 27:11Speaker 4: says Barry. His ps still stuck in South Carolina. The
- 27:14Speaker 4: housing market sucks. Had house on the market for one
- 27:17Speaker 4: hundred days and not one offer.
- 27:19Speaker 1: Oh that sucks.
- 27:21Speaker 5: And could you imagine you running for office talking about
- 27:24Speaker 5: your competition in the other party, saying he has no momentum,
- 27:29Speaker 5: it doesn't exist.
- 27:32Speaker 1: I'd be great. I could. I know all the cliches
- 27:35Speaker 1: in politics. I could have a field day, like I
- 27:37Speaker 1: just go unhinged China.
- 27:40Speaker 4: Like these guys though, Fine Bomb and Stephen A. Smith,
- 27:44Speaker 4: like they I don't just to me. They think they're
- 27:48Speaker 4: way more popular than they are, you know what I'm saying, Like,
- 27:52Speaker 4: I don't know. I guess Find Bomb's a big in
- 27:54Speaker 4: the South, but you think he'd actually win, although Tommy
- 27:58Speaker 4: Tubberville won, right, he's in he's in d C.
- 28:01Speaker 1: He's a politician former.
- 28:03Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, these guys have these guys have names,
- 28:06Speaker 5: and you know, sometimes that's what it takes to get
- 28:09Speaker 5: your foot through the door and all the way to
- 28:12Speaker 5: the other side. I mean, your boy Clay Travis sat
- 28:15Speaker 5: down with Fine Bomb.
- 28:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:17Speaker 4: Well, some have said Clay could be a politician end
- 28:20Speaker 4: up in DC.
- 28:21Speaker 5: He told me years ago that he would seriously consider
- 28:24Speaker 5: running for governor of Tennessee. I'm sure that'll solve it.
- 28:28Speaker 4: That'd be wild, you imagine, and if he becoming a governor,
- 28:33Speaker 4: that'd be nuts, absolutely nuts. All right, we'll get out
- 28:37Speaker 4: on that, Danny. Enjoy the football today again. I'll be
- 28:40Speaker 4: at the Charger game. Maybody listening in LA who's going
- 28:44Speaker 4: to be at that game?
- 28:45Speaker 1: Send me a message if I see it. I'll try
- 28:46Speaker 1: to connect with you.
- 28:48Speaker 5: Be out at the game and I'll uh yeah, you're
- 28:50Speaker 5: gonna see Eddie hopefully.
- 28:52Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we'll catch up. That's the plan. If he's
- 28:54Speaker 4: at the game, I'll I'll send him a message. I
- 28:57Speaker 4: imagine he'll probably be there, so I.
- 28:59Speaker 5: Don't care if his wife says it's okay for him
- 29:02Speaker 5: to leave the seats exactly.
- 29:04Speaker 4: Well, the Steelers have a bye today, they're not playing,
- 29:07Speaker 4: so he's got no reason to back go right, you
- 29:09Speaker 4: can't like stay and watch the Steeler game.
- 29:11Speaker 1: He is like, nah, yeah, you don't have that.
- 29:13Speaker 5: And I would like to say, Ben, really quick, let's
- 29:15Speaker 5: go Las Vegas Gentes hell.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there you go. It's one, the one man band, baby,
- 29:21Speaker 1: the one.
- 29:21Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh well, and then on defense the Las Vegas
- 29:25Speaker 5: Condors aka Max Crosby, he was recog that big pop
- 29:30Speaker 5: blocking Caleb Williams passes.
- 29:33Speaker 4: Yeah, well we'll see, we'll see what happens today today, today,
- 29:37Speaker 4: All right, have a wonderful rest of your your day here.
- 29:41Speaker 1: We will catch you next weekend. How about that? Unbelievable.
- 29:46Speaker 5: Yeah, have a good week of overnight shows.
- 29:48Speaker 1: Thank you and enjoyed.
- 29:49Speaker 5: Covino and Rich losta pasta, my felacious