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The Art of Laughter · Music Explored Podcast

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  If,
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  if
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  you
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  compare
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  Canadians,
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  which
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  we
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  always
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  do
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  to
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  Americans,
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  I
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  think
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  Trix
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  has
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  that,
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  that
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  Dave
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  Chappelle,
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  Cat
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  Williams
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  combination
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  with
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  it.
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  You
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  know
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  what
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  I
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  mean?
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  That
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  you're,
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  you're,
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  you're
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  gonna
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  be
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  like,
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  not
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  Dave
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  Chappelle.
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  Apologize,
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  apologize,
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  apologize.
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  I
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  don't
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  want
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  to
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  miscalculate
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  this.
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  We
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  might
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  cut
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  that.
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  I'm
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  saying
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  Chris
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  Rock,
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  okay?
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  Cat
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  Williams,
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  loud,
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  in
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  your
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  face.
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  Fights
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  teenagers.
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  Yeah.
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  That
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  kid
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  Trix
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  wouldn't
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  fight
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  a
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  teenager.
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  He
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  would.
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  He
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  would
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  cuss
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  out
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  a
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  teenager.
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  Yeah.
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  Not
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  like
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  Cat
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  Will.
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  That
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  was
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  hilarious.
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  But,
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  yeah,
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  he's
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  much
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  that
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  kind
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  of
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  beast.
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  You
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  know
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  what
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  I
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  mean?
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  And
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  let's
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  say
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  it.
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  I
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  said
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  his
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  name.
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  Everyone
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  aspires
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  to
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  be
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  the
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  king.
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  Dave
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  Chappelle.
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  No
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  one,
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  no
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  one
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  will
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  ever
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  come
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  close,
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  like,
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  yeah,
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  to
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  me.
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  And
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  everyone
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  can
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  say
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  what
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  they
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  want
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  to
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  say.
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  And
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  you're
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  entitled
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  to
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  your
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  own
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  opinion,
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  though
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  it
• 0:49
  doesn't
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  matter
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  anywhere
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  else.
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  But
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  Dave
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  Chappelle
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  is
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  the
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  absolute
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  king
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  of
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  comedy.
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  It
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  seems
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  to
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  be
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  unanimous
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  too.
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  Like
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  comedian.
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  Like,
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  you're
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  a
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  brilliant
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  comedian.
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  Every
• 1:00
  brilliant
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  comedian
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  that
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  I
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  listen
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  to
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  always
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  is
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  Chappelle
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  Hart.
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  Kevin
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  Hart,
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  he
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  just
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  makes
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  it.
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  Look,
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  he
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  just
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  makes
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  it
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  so
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  easy.
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  What
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  did
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  you
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  say?
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  Kevin
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  Hart?
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  Oh,
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  yeah,
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  he's.
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  No.
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  Really?
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  Okay.
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  No,
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  no,
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  no,
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  no.
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  Kevin
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  Hart
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  says
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  Dave
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  Chappelle.
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  Yeah,
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  yeah.
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  He
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  says,
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  hey,
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  you
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  know
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  what's
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  funny?
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  A
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  lot
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  of
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  people
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  discap.
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  A
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  lot
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  of
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  people.
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  A
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  lot
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  of
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  people
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  discap.
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  I.
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  I've
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  met
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  Kev.
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  I'll
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  tell
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  you,
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  Kevin
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  is
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  infectious.
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  And
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  Kevin
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  is,
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  to
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  me,
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  funnier
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  in
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  person
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  than
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  he
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  portrays.
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  I
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  agree
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  wholeheartedly.
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  I
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  think
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  he's
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  also
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  a
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  victim
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  of
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  what
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  I
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  told
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  you
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  about.
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  Everyone
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  hears
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  his
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  jokes,
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  so
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  their
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  shelf
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  life
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  is
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  very
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  small.
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  That's
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  tough.
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  And
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  his
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  three,
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  if
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  I'm
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  gonna
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  critique
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  him,
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  his
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  three
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  writing
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  skills,
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  and
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  if
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  you
• 1:54
  guys
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  watch
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  any
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  special
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  from
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  beginning
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  to
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  end,
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  he.
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  He
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  talks
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  about
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  only
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  three
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  levels
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  of
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  subject
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  matter.
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  One,
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  being
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  his
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  kids
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  and
• 2:01
  family
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  and
• 2:01
  ex
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  wife.
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  Two,
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  being
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  his
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  height,
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  and
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  three,
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  being
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  him
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  scared
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  because
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  of
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  his
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  height.
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  Every
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  bit
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  has
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  one
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  of
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  those
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  three
• 2:10
  components
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  that
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  are
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  locked
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  into
• 2:11
  it.
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  And
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  it's
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  like,
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  Kev,
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  we'd
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  like
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  to
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  see
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  you
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  say
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  something
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  else
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  out
• 2:15
  of
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  these
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  three.
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  And
• 2:16
  when
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  he
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  does,
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  it's
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  always
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  a
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  big
• 2:18
  deal,
• 2:18
  you
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  know
• 2:19
  what
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  I
• 2:19
  mean?
• 2:20
  To
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  have
• 2:20
  that
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  superstar
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  status
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  and
• 2:22
  only
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  three
• 2:22
  subject
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  matter.
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  Three
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  levels
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  of
• 2:24
  subject
• 2:24
  matter
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  is
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  really
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  difficult
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  to
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  stay
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  within.
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  Could
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  you
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  do
• 2:27
  that
• 2:27
  break
• 2:28
  breakdown
• 2:28
  with
• 2:28
  Dave
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  Chappelle?
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  What
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  makes
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  him
• 2:30
  hilarious?
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  Oh,
• 2:31
  what
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  makes.
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  What
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  makes
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  the
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  word
• 2:33
  economy?
• 2:33
  Is
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  it
• 2:34
  that
• 2:34
  he
• 2:34
  doesn't
• 2:34
  care
• 2:35
  Three
• 2:36
  first.
• 2:36
  Number
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  one.
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  He
• 2:37
  is
• 2:38
  by
• 2:38
  far
• 2:38
  the
• 2:39
  most
• 2:39
  intelligent
• 2:41
  comedian.
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  So
• 2:41
  his,
• 2:42
  his
• 2:42
  knowledge
• 2:43
  space
• 2:43
  is
• 2:43
  enormous.
• 2:44
  His
• 2:44
  mom
• 2:45
  was
• 2:45
  a
• 2:45
  professor
• 2:45
  at
• 2:46
  university.
• 2:47
  He
• 2:47
  comes
• 2:47
  from
• 2:48
  a
• 2:48
  knowledge
• 2:49
  like
• 2:49
  the.
• 2:49
  Knowledge
• 2:49
  that
• 2:50
  you
• 2:50
  finger
• 2:51
  Jay
• 2:51
  crazy.
• 2:52
  I
• 2:52
  know
• 2:53
  I
• 2:53
  started
• 2:53
  one.
• 2:54
  Middle
• 2:55
  finger.
• 2:55
  Number
• 2:55
  one,
• 2:56
  screw
• 2:56
  yourself.
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  Number
• 2:57
  two,
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  he.
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  And,
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  and,
• 3:00
  and
• 3:00
  his
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  transitions
• 3:02
  are
• 3:03
  awesome.
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  Like
• 3:04
  the
• 3:04
  best
• 3:05
  Dave
• 3:05
  Chappelle
• 3:05
  joke.
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  Like
• 3:06
  there's
• 3:06
  so
• 3:06
  many.
• 3:07
  And
• 3:07
  how
• 3:07
  can
• 3:07
  anyone
• 3:07
  have
• 3:08
  a
• 3:08
  favorite?
• 3:08
  But
• 3:09
  my
• 3:09
  favorite
• 3:09
  is
• 3:09
  when
• 3:10
  he
• 3:10
  talked
• 3:10
  about.
• 3:11
  He
• 3:11
  has
• 3:11
  so
• 3:11
  many,
• 3:12
  he
• 3:12
  has
• 3:12
  so
• 3:12
  many
• 3:12
  jokes
• 3:13
  that
• 3:13
  he
• 3:13
  puts
• 3:14
  the
• 3:14
  one
• 3:14
  word
• 3:15
  in.
• 3:15
  Yeah.
• 3:16
  In
• 3:16
  a
• 3:16
  fish
• 3:16
  jar.
• 3:17
  And
• 3:17
  he
• 3:17
  put
• 3:17
  it
• 3:17
  in
• 3:18
  a
• 3:18
  fish
• 3:18
  jar
• 3:18
  and
• 3:18
  told
• 3:19
  you
• 3:19
  the
• 3:19
  word
• 3:19
  yeah.
• 3:21
  Took
• 3:21
  you
• 3:21
  on
• 3:22
  a
• 3:22
  journey.
• 3:22
  He
• 3:22
  had
• 3:23
  no
• 3:23
  idea.
• 3:23
  And
• 3:23
  then
• 3:23
  dropped
• 3:24
  it
• 3:24
  back
• 3:24
  with
• 3:25
  telling.
• 3:25
  You
• 3:25
  he
• 3:25
  had
• 3:26
  it.
• 3:26
  And
• 3:26
  I
• 3:26
  said
• 3:27
  that's
• 3:27
  with
• 3:27
  him
• 3:27
  toying
• 3:28
  with
• 3:28
  you.
• 3:28
  Like,
• 3:29
  like,
• 3:29
  that's
• 3:30
  like
• 3:30
  Maradona
• 3:31
  and
• 3:31
  Ronaldo
• 3:32
  and
• 3:33
  Messi
• 3:33
  all
• 3:33
  in
• 3:34
  one
• 3:34
  going,
• 3:34
  look
• 3:34
  at
• 3:34
  what
• 3:34
  I
• 3:34
  could
• 3:35
  do.
• 3:35
  Because
• 3:35
  he
• 3:35
  comes
• 3:35
  in
• 3:36
  braggadocious.
• 3:36
  He's
• 3:37
  like,
• 3:37
  I'm
• 3:37
  the,
• 3:37
  I'm
• 3:37
  the
• 3:38
  greatest.
• 3:38
  I'm
• 3:38
  so
• 3:38
  dope.
• 3:39
  He
• 3:39
  pulls
• 3:39
  it
• 3:39
  out
• 3:39
  of
• 3:39
  a
• 3:40
  fish
• 3:40
  at
• 3:40
  a
• 3:40
  fishbowl
• 3:41
  and
• 3:41
  you're
• 3:41
  like,
• 3:42
  wow,
• 3:42
  that's
• 3:42
  braggy.
• 3:42
  But
• 3:43
  then
• 3:43
  he,
• 3:43
  for
• 3:43
  you,
• 3:43
  forget
• 3:44
  about
• 3:44
  it.
• 3:44
  And
• 3:45
  then
• 3:45
  he
• 3:45
  hits
• 3:45
  you
• 3:45
  in
• 3:45
  the
• 3:45
  face
• 3:45
  with
• 3:46
  the
• 3:46
  punchline
• 3:46
  he
• 3:46
  just
• 3:47
  said.
• 3:47
  And,
• 3:47
  and
• 3:47
  it's
• 3:47
  ridiculous.
• 3:48
  Yeah.
• 3:49
  His
• 3:49
  language,
• 3:49
  his
• 3:50
  way
• 3:50
  he
• 3:50
  speaks,
• 3:51
  how
• 3:51
  he
• 3:51
  speaks,
• 3:52
  what
• 3:52
  he
• 3:52
  does.
• 3:53
  And
• 3:53
  it
• 3:54
  looks
• 3:54
  like
• 3:54
  he's
• 3:54
  just
• 3:54
  up
• 3:55
  there
• 3:55
  going,
• 3:55
  I'm
• 3:56
  going
• 3:56
  to
• 3:56
  grab
• 3:56
  a
• 3:56
  cigarette,
• 3:56
  I'm
• 3:57
  going
• 3:57
  to
• 3:57
  grab
• 3:57
  a
• 3:57
  drink.
• 3:59
  And
• 3:59
  the
• 3:59
  other
• 4:00
  great
• 4:00
  thing
• 4:00
  he
• 4:00
  does
• 4:01
  is
• 4:01
  he'll
• 4:02
  make
• 4:02
  you
• 4:02
  laugh,
• 4:03
  laugh,
• 4:03
  laugh,
• 4:04
  maybe
• 4:04
  for
• 4:04
  a
• 4:04
  good
• 4:05
  half
• 4:05
  hour.
• 4:06
  And
• 4:06
  then
• 4:06
  he
• 4:06
  hits
• 4:06
  you
• 4:07
  with
• 4:07
  some
• 4:07
  real
• 4:07
  shit
• 4:08
  like
• 4:08
  he's
• 4:08
  got
• 4:09
  you
• 4:09
  relaxed
• 4:09
  like
• 4:10
  he
• 4:10
  did
• 4:10
  in.
• 4:11
  For
• 4:11
  what
• 4:11
  it's
• 4:11
  worth,
• 4:12
  he
• 4:12
  talks
• 4:13
  crazy
• 4:13
  laugh,
• 4:14
  laugh,
• 4:14
  laugh.
• 4:15
  And
• 4:15
  then
• 4:15
  brings
• 4:15
  up
• 4:15
  the
• 4:15
  ridiculousness
• 4:16
  of
• 4:17
  nobody's
• 4:18
  batting
• 4:18
  an
• 4:18
  eye
• 4:19
  at
• 4:20
  a
• 4:20
  15
• 4:20
  year
• 4:21
  old
• 4:21
  kid
• 4:21
  accidentally
• 4:22
  slamming
• 4:23
  someone
• 4:23
  and
• 4:24
  going
• 4:24
  to
• 4:24
  jail
• 4:24
  for
• 4:24
  life
• 4:25
  in
• 4:25
  Florida,
• 4:26
  as
• 4:26
  opposed
• 4:26
  to
• 4:26
  R.
• 4:26
  Kelly
• 4:27
  peeing
• 4:27
  on
• 4:27
  girls.
• 4:28
  And
• 4:28
  no
• 4:28
  one
• 4:28
  doing.
• 4:28
  And
• 4:29
  like
• 4:29
  that
• 4:29
  joke.
• 4:29
  And
• 4:29
  he
• 4:30
  does
• 4:30
  it
• 4:30
  so
• 4:30
  much
• 4:30
  brilliant.
• 4:30
  He
• 4:31
  does
• 4:31
  way
• 4:31
  better.
• 4:31
  He's
• 4:31
  just
• 4:32
  way
• 4:32
  better
• 4:32
  than
• 4:32
  ever.
• 4:32
  But
• 4:32
  he
• 4:32
  hits
• 4:33
  you
• 4:33
  with
• 4:33
  the
• 4:33
  real.
• 4:34
  And
• 4:34
  you're
• 4:34
  just
• 4:34
  like,
• 4:34
  wow,
• 4:35
  it's,
• 4:35
  it's,
• 4:36
  it's
• 4:36
  wonderful,
• 4:37
  incredible.
• 4:38
  But
• 4:39
  when
• 4:39
  you
• 4:39
  think
• 4:39
  about
• 4:40
  your
• 4:40
  comedy,
• 4:42
  do
• 4:42
  you
• 4:42
  have
• 4:42
  any
• 4:43
  like,
• 4:43
  goals
• 4:44
  as
• 4:44
  far
• 4:44
  as
• 4:44
  like,
• 4:44
  you
• 4:44
  want
• 4:45
  to
• 4:45
  put
• 4:45
  out
• 4:45
  a
• 4:45
  special
• 4:45
  at
• 4:46
  this
• 4:46
  time?
• 4:46
  Or
• 4:47
  like,
• 4:47
  how
• 4:47
  long
• 4:48
  do
• 4:48
  you
• 4:48
  go
• 4:48
  from
• 4:49
  writing
• 4:50
  a
• 4:50
  joke
• 4:51
  and
• 4:51
  then
• 4:51
  testing
• 4:52
  the
• 4:52
  joke,
• 4:52
  touring
• 4:52
  the
• 4:53
  joke
• 4:53
  to
• 4:53
  a
• 4:53
  special?
• 4:54
  Like,
• 4:54
  what
• 4:54
  is
• 4:54
  that?
• 4:54
  Like,
• 4:55
  is
• 4:55
  that
• 4:55
  one
• 4:55
  full
• 4:56
  year
• 4:56
  or
• 4:56
  is
• 4:56
  it
• 4:56
  maybe
• 4:57
  two?
• 4:57
  Because
• 4:57
  you
• 4:58
  got
• 4:58
  to
• 4:58
  tour
• 4:58
  it
• 4:58
  and
• 4:58
  then
• 4:59
  record
• 5:00
  it.
• 5:00
  You
• 5:00
  know
• 5:00
  what?
• 5:01
  You
• 5:01
  asked
• 5:01
  two
• 5:02
  questions
• 5:02
  in
• 5:02
  one,
• 5:02
  and
• 5:03
  they
• 5:03
  were
• 5:03
  fantastic.
• 5:04
  First
• 5:04
  of
• 5:04
  all,
• 5:05
  the
• 5:05
  process
• 5:06
  is,
• 5:06
  yes,
• 5:06
  everyone
• 5:07
  wants
• 5:07
  to
• 5:07
  get
• 5:07
  a
• 5:08
  special,
• 5:08
  right?
• 5:08
  Everyone
• 5:09
  judges
• 5:09
  your
• 5:10
  character
• 5:10
  based
• 5:11
  on
• 5:11
  your
• 5:11
  greatness,
• 5:11
  based
• 5:12
  on
• 5:12
  your
• 5:12
  special.
• 5:14
  We
• 5:14
  live
• 5:14
  in
• 5:14
  a
• 5:15
  country
• 5:15
  that
• 5:16
  doesn't.
• 5:16
  Obviously
• 5:17
  not.
• 5:17
  Obviously.
• 5:18
  They
• 5:18
  do
• 5:18
  not
• 5:20
  start
• 5:21
  bring
• 5:21
  up
• 5:21
  the
• 5:22
  level
• 5:22
  of
• 5:23
  comedians
• 5:23
  of
• 5:23
  color.
• 5:24
  Do
• 5:24
  you
• 5:24
  know
• 5:24
  what
• 5:25
  I
• 5:25
  mean?
• 5:25
  Outside
• 5:25
  of
• 5:25
  Russell
• 5:26
  Peters.
• 5:26
  Name
• 5:27
  one
• 5:27
  person
• 5:28
  of
• 5:28
  color
• 5:29
  that
• 5:29
  you've
• 5:29
  watched
• 5:30
  their
• 5:30
  special
• 5:30
  or
• 5:31
  seen
• 5:31
  put
• 5:31
  to
• 5:31
  the
• 5:31
  limelight.
• 5:32
  I'm
• 5:32
  gonna
• 5:33
  kick
• 5:33
  myself
• 5:33
  and
• 5:34
  say
• 5:34
  Sugar
• 5:34
  Sammy
• 5:35
  out
• 5:35
  of
• 5:35
  Montreal,
• 5:36
  a
• 5:36
  phenomenal
• 5:37
  comedian.
• 5:38
  Yeah,
• 5:38
  he
• 5:38
  gets
• 5:39
  it.
• 5:39
  But
• 5:39
  I
• 5:39
  think
• 5:39
  a
• 5:39
  lot
• 5:39
  of
• 5:40
  his
• 5:40
  love
• 5:40
  comes
• 5:40
  from
• 5:41
  the
• 5:41
  fact
• 5:41
  that
• 5:41
  he's
• 5:41
  bilingual.
• 5:42
  Do
• 5:43
  you
• 5:43
  know
• 5:43
  what
• 5:43
  I
• 5:43
  mean?
• 5:43
  So
• 5:43
  my
• 5:44
  point
• 5:44
  in
• 5:44
  the
• 5:44
  matter
• 5:45
  is
• 5:45
  that
• 5:46
  people
• 5:46
  of
• 5:46
  color
• 5:47
  don't
• 5:47
  get
• 5:47
  a
• 5:47
  lot
• 5:47
  of
• 5:47
  the
• 5:47
  chances
• 5:48
  in
• 5:48
  Canada
• 5:48
  to
• 5:48
  be
• 5:48
  able
• 5:49
  to
• 5:49
  show
• 5:49
  the
• 5:49
  star
• 5:50
  case,
• 5:50
  to,
• 5:50
  you
• 5:51
  know,
• 5:51
  showcase
• 5:51
  their
• 5:52
  talent
• 5:52
  by
• 5:52
  means
• 5:52
  of
• 5:53
  a
• 5:53
  special.
• 5:54
  But
• 5:54
  I'd
• 5:54
  love
• 5:54
  to
• 5:55
  have
• 5:55
  a
• 5:55
  special,
• 5:55
  and
• 5:56
  I'm
• 5:56
  one
• 5:56
  of
• 5:56
  those
• 5:56
  do
• 5:56
  it
• 5:57
  myself
• 5:57
  guys.
• 5:57
  I'm
• 5:57
  not
• 5:57
  kind
• 5:58
  of
• 5:58
  waiting
• 5:58
  for
• 5:59
  anybody.
• 5:59
  And
• 5:59
  everything
• 6:00
  in
• 6:00
  my
• 6:00
  career,
• 6:00
  I've
• 6:01
  done
• 6:01
  by
• 6:01
  myself
• 6:02
  and
• 6:02
  worked
• 6:02
  it
• 6:03
  out
• 6:03
  by
• 6:03
  myself.
• 6:03
  Did
• 6:03
  my
• 6:04
  own
• 6:04
  shows
• 6:04
  by
• 6:04
  myself.
• 6:05
  Never
• 6:05
  been
• 6:05
  signed
• 6:06
  to.
• 6:07
  Yeah,
• 6:07
  to
• 6:08
  any
• 6:08
  of
• 6:08
  the
• 6:08
  comedy
• 6:09
  clubs.
• 6:10
  Right.
• 6:10
  I
• 6:10
  think
• 6:10
  I
• 6:10
  performed
• 6:11
  in
• 6:11
  Absolute
• 6:12
  once.
• 6:12
  You
• 6:12
  know
• 6:13
  what
• 6:13
  I
• 6:13
  mean?
• 6:13
  And
• 6:13
  I
• 6:13
  hear
• 6:13
  all
• 6:14
  these
• 6:14
  guys,
• 6:14
  I'm
• 6:14
  signed
• 6:14
  to
• 6:14
  Absolute.
• 6:15
  I'm
• 6:15
  tying
• 6:15
  to.
• 6:16
  Signed
• 6:16
  to
• 6:17
  Yuk
• 6:17
  Yuk
• 6:18
  and
• 6:18
  that.
• 6:18
  I
• 6:18
  gotta
• 6:19
  tell
• 6:19
  you
• 6:19
  all,
• 6:19
  you
• 6:19
  asked
• 6:19
  how
• 6:19
  this
• 6:20
  started
• 6:20
  before,
• 6:20
  and
• 6:20
  I
• 6:21
  really
• 6:21
  didn't
• 6:21
  nail
• 6:21
  it
• 6:21
  home.
• 6:22
  I
• 6:22
  started
• 6:22
  my
• 6:22
  comedy
• 6:23
  on
• 6:23
  a
• 6:23
  dare.
• 6:24
  Oh,
• 6:24
  wow.
• 6:24
  I
• 6:24
  had
• 6:24
  a
• 6:25
  friend
• 6:25
  that's
• 6:25
  been
• 6:26
  my
• 6:26
  friend
• 6:26
  since
• 6:26
  high
• 6:26
  school,
• 6:27
  and
• 6:27
  he
• 6:27
  was
• 6:27
  like,
• 6:28
  I'm
• 6:28
  tired
• 6:28
  of
• 6:28
  crying
• 6:29
  every
• 6:29
  time
• 6:30
  I'm
• 6:30
  around
• 6:30
  you.
• 6:30
  Why
• 6:31
  don't
• 6:31
  you
• 6:31
  do
• 6:31
  this?
• 6:32
  And
• 6:32
  he
• 6:32
  goes,
• 6:32
  I'm
• 6:33
  gonna
• 6:33
  dare
• 6:33
  you
• 6:33
  to
• 6:33
  do
• 6:34
  this.
• 6:34
  And
• 6:34
  he
• 6:35
  rented
• 6:35
  a
• 6:36
  spot
• 6:36
  and
• 6:36
  invited
• 6:37
  all
• 6:37
  of
• 6:37
  our
• 6:38
  friends,
• 6:38
  about
• 6:38
  50
• 6:39
  to
• 6:39
  100
• 6:39
  people,
• 6:40
  and
• 6:40
  said,
• 6:40
  you
• 6:40
  have
• 6:40
  two
• 6:41
  weeks.
• 6:41
  And
• 6:42
  I
• 6:42
  was
• 6:42
  like,
• 6:42
  ah.
• 6:43
  So
• 6:43
  even
• 6:43
  your
• 6:44
  first
• 6:44
  gig?
• 6:45
  My
• 6:45
  first.
• 6:45
  Not
• 6:45
  even
• 6:46
  in
• 6:46
  a
• 6:46
  comedy.
• 6:46
  No,
• 6:47
  no,
• 6:47
  no.
• 6:47
  My
• 6:48
  friends
• 6:48
  did
• 6:49
  that.
• 6:49
  That
• 6:49
  show.
• 6:50
  And
• 6:50
  I.
• 6:51
  I
• 6:51
  had
• 6:52
  two
• 6:52
  wedges,
• 6:52
  because
• 6:53
  I
• 6:53
  know
• 6:53
  I'm
• 6:53
  dealing
• 6:53
  with
• 6:54
  guys
• 6:54
  that
• 6:54
  know
• 6:54
  music.
• 6:54
  Wedges,
• 6:55
  monitors.
• 6:56
  And
• 6:56
  I
• 6:56
  had
• 6:57
  two
• 6:57
  pieces
• 6:57
  of
• 6:58
  paper
• 6:59
  on
• 6:59
  the
• 6:59
  monitors
• 7:00
  and
• 7:00
  no
• 7:01
  one
• 7:01
  could
• 7:01
  see
• 7:01
  them.
• 7:02
  They
• 7:02
  were
• 7:02
  just
• 7:03
  there,
• 7:03
  and
• 7:04
  I
• 7:04
  was.
• 7:04
  And
• 7:04
  I
• 7:04
  was
• 7:04
  flowing,
• 7:05
  but
• 7:05
  they're
• 7:05
  watching
• 7:06
  going,
• 7:06
  this
• 7:06
  is
• 7:06
  your
• 7:07
  first
• 7:07
  time.
• 7:07
  And
• 7:08
  I
• 7:08
  went
• 7:08
  nuts.
• 7:09
  And
• 7:09
  that
• 7:09
  set.
• 7:10
  What
• 7:10
  year
• 7:10
  was
• 7:11
  that?
• 7:11
  Oh,
• 7:12
  geez.
• 7:12
  We
• 7:12
  have
• 7:12
  it.
• 7:13
  Oh,
• 7:13
  gosh,
• 7:13
  I
• 7:13
  know
• 7:13
  it.
• 7:14
  You
• 7:14
  have
• 7:14
  it
• 7:14
  recorded?
• 7:15
  No,
• 7:15
  I
• 7:15
  do
• 7:15
  have
• 7:15
  it.
• 7:16
  I
• 7:16
  do
• 7:16
  have
• 7:16
  it
• 7:16
  recorded.
• 7:17
  But
• 7:17
  I'm
• 7:17
  trying
• 7:17
  to
• 7:18
  remember
• 7:18
  because
• 7:18
  I
• 7:18
  have
• 7:18
  the
• 7:19
  invitation
• 7:19
  that
• 7:19
  he
• 7:19
  gave
• 7:20
  out.
• 7:20
  Right.
• 7:20
  Right
• 7:21
  home.
• 7:21
  That's
• 7:21
  a
• 7:21
  good
• 7:21
  friend,
• 7:22
  right?
• 7:22
  He's
• 7:22
  a
• 7:22
  great
• 7:23
  friend.
• 7:23
  He's
• 7:23
  a
• 7:23
  great
• 7:23
  friend.
• 7:23
  My
• 7:24
  boy
• 7:24
  Reggie.
• 7:25
  And
• 7:25
  he
• 7:25
  put
• 7:25
  me
• 7:25
  out
• 7:26
  there
• 7:26
  and
• 7:26
  we.
• 7:26
  We
• 7:26
  did
• 7:26
  the
• 7:27
  show.
• 7:27
  And
• 7:28
  the
• 7:28
  next
• 7:29
  month.
• 7:29
  That
• 7:29
  was
• 7:30
  me.
• 7:30
  It
• 7:30
  was
• 7:30
  me.
• 7:31
  And
• 7:31
  I
• 7:32
  took
• 7:32
  June
• 7:32
  and
• 7:33
  went
• 7:33
  down
• 7:33
  to
• 7:33
  Yuk
• 7:33
  Yuk's
• 7:34
  and
• 7:34
  watched
• 7:34
  the
• 7:35
  Nubian
• 7:35
  show.
• 7:36
  And
• 7:36
  I
• 7:36
  saw
• 7:36
  like
• 7:37
  10
• 7:37
  comedians
• 7:37
  and
• 7:38
  I
• 7:38
  rated
• 7:38
  myself
• 7:39
  out
• 7:39
  of
• 7:39
  10.
• 7:39
  Which
• 7:40
  guy
• 7:40
  would
• 7:40
  I.
• 7:41
  I
• 7:41
  kill?
• 7:42
  That
• 7:42
  was
• 7:42
  my
• 7:42
  thing,
• 7:43
  a
• 7:43
  challenge.
• 7:44
  And
• 7:44
  then
• 7:45
  July
• 7:46
  came.
• 7:47
  Yeah.
• 7:47
  And
• 7:48
  at
• 7:49
  the
• 7:49
  end
• 7:49
  of
• 7:49
  June,
• 7:50
  I
• 7:50
  did
• 7:50
  a
• 7:51
  show
• 7:51
  which
• 7:52
  was
• 7:52
  my
• 7:52
  first
• 7:52
  public
• 7:53
  show
• 7:53
  at
• 7:54
  the
• 7:54
  York
• 7:54
  Event
• 7:55
  Theater.
• 7:55
  And
• 7:55
  Russell
• 7:56
  Peters
• 7:56
  was
• 7:56
  the
• 7:56
  host.
• 7:57
  And
• 7:57
  that
• 7:57
  was
• 7:58
  my
• 7:58
  first
• 7:58
  ever
• 7:58
  public
• 7:59
  show,
• 7:59
  which
• 7:59
  I
• 7:59
  did
• 8:00
  the
• 8:00
  set
• 8:00
  now
• 8:00
  memorized
• 8:01
  from
• 8:01
  the
• 8:02
  billboards.
• 8:03
  And
• 8:03
  it
• 8:04
  got
• 8:04
  a
• 8:04
  standing
• 8:04
  ovation.
• 8:05
  And
• 8:05
  Russell
• 8:06
  was
• 8:06
  like,
• 8:06
  when
• 8:07
  did
• 8:07
  you
• 8:07
  start?
• 8:07
  I'm
• 8:07
  like,
• 8:07
  today.
• 8:08
  Like,
• 8:09
  this
• 8:09
  is
• 8:09
  the
• 8:09
  day.
• 8:10
  And
• 8:10
  he
• 8:10
  was
• 8:10
  like,
• 8:10
  you've
• 8:10
  got
• 8:11
  to
• 8:11
  be
• 8:11
  kidding.
• 8:12
  And
• 8:13
  yeah.
• 8:13
  And
• 8:13
  then
• 8:14
  the
• 8:14
  guy,
• 8:15
  another
• 8:15
  guy,
• 8:15
  Dread
• 8:15
  Lee,
• 8:16
  went
• 8:16
  to
• 8:16
  talk
• 8:16
  to
• 8:18
  Kenny
• 8:18
  Robinson
• 8:19
  at
• 8:19
  Yuk
• 8:20
  Yuk,
• 8:20
  and
• 8:20
  they
• 8:21
  let
• 8:21
  me
• 8:21
  on
• 8:21
  August.
• 8:22
  And
• 8:22
  I
• 8:22
  went,
• 8:23
  August.
• 8:23
  And
• 8:24
  I
• 8:24
  didn't
• 8:24
  tell
• 8:24
  any
• 8:24
  of
• 8:25
  my
• 8:25
  friends.
• 8:25
  And.
• 8:26
  And
• 8:26
  it
• 8:26
  hit
• 8:26
  the
• 8:26
  sounding
• 8:27
  ovation
• 8:27
  again.
• 8:28
  The
• 8:28
  set
• 8:28
  was
• 8:28
  fire.
• 8:29
  And
• 8:29
  by,
• 8:30
  by.
• 8:30
  From
• 8:31
  August
• 8:31
  to
• 8:31
  December.
• 8:32
  I
• 8:32
  headlined
• 8:32
  there
• 8:33
  in
• 8:33
  December.
• 8:33
  So
• 8:34
  it
• 8:34
  was
• 8:34
  a
• 8:34
  great.
• 8:36
  It
• 8:36
  was
• 8:36
  a
• 8:36
  great
• 8:36
  first
• 8:37
  six
• 8:37
  months
• 8:37
  of
• 8:38
  comedy.
• 8:38
  It
• 8:38
  was
• 8:38
  just
• 8:38
  like,
• 8:39
  douche,
• 8:39
  douche,
• 8:39
  douche.
• 8:40
  And
• 8:40
  knocking
• 8:41
  dudes
• 8:41
  out
• 8:41
  and
• 8:42
  not
• 8:42
  bragging.
• 8:42
  But
• 8:43
  then
• 8:43
  I
• 8:43
  got
• 8:43
  knocked
• 8:43
  out.
• 8:44
  Your
• 8:44
  first
• 8:44
  knockout
• 8:45
  is
• 8:46
  the
• 8:46
  sweetest.
• 8:47
  Like,
• 8:47
  your
• 8:47
  first
• 8:48
  knockout
• 8:48
  is
• 8:49
  the
• 8:49
  sweetest.
• 8:50
  It's
• 8:50
  the
• 8:51
  most
• 8:51
  humbling
• 8:52
  pie
• 8:52
  you
• 8:53
  could
• 8:53
  ever
• 8:53
  eat.
• 8:53
  It's
• 8:54
  nice
• 8:54
  and
• 8:54
  okay.
• 8:55
  Remember
• 8:55
  the
• 8:55
  movie
• 8:56
  Life
• 8:57
  with
• 8:58
  Martin
• 8:58
  Lawrence
• 8:59
  and
• 8:59
  Eddie
• 8:59
  Murphy
• 9:00
  and
• 9:01
  they've
• 9:01
  been
• 9:01
  in
• 9:01
  jail
• 9:01
  so
• 9:02
  long,
• 9:02
  and
• 9:02
  Martin's
• 9:03
  like,
• 9:03
  I
• 9:03
  don't
• 9:03
  care.
• 9:03
  I'm
• 9:04
  gonna
• 9:04
  steal
• 9:04
  that
• 9:04
  pie.
• 9:05
  And
• 9:05
  he
• 9:05
  runs
• 9:06
  and
• 9:06
  he
• 9:06
  does
• 9:06
  the
• 9:06
  pie
• 9:06
  thing
• 9:07
  and
• 9:07
  he
• 9:07
  put
• 9:07
  the
• 9:07
  pipe.
• 9:07
  It's
• 9:08
  so
• 9:08
  hot,
• 9:08
  it's
• 9:08
  burning
• 9:08
  it.
• 9:09
  That's
• 9:09
  the
• 9:09
  equivalent
• 9:10
  of
• 9:10
  pain
• 9:10
  you
• 9:11
  feel
• 9:11
  when.
• 9:12
  When
• 9:12
  you
• 9:12
  go
• 9:12
  and
• 9:13
  get
• 9:13
  your
• 9:13
  first
• 9:13
  punch
• 9:13
  in
• 9:13
  the
• 9:14
  face.
• 9:14
  So
• 9:14
  my
• 9:14
  first
• 9:14
  bombing
• 9:15
  took
• 9:15
  place
• 9:16
  at.
• 9:17
  At
• 9:18
  Niagara
• 9:18
  Falls
• 9:19
  Casino.
• 9:20
  And
• 9:20
  in
• 9:21
  the
• 9:21
  first
• 9:21
  year,
• 9:22
  I
• 9:22
  got
• 9:23
  a
• 9:23
  big
• 9:23
  paying
• 9:24
  job
• 9:24
  at
• 9:24
  the
• 9:24
  Niagara
• 9:25
  Falls
• 9:25
  Casino.
• 9:25
  And
• 9:25
  my
• 9:25
  head
• 9:26
  couldn't
• 9:26
  even
• 9:26
  fit
• 9:26
  in
• 9:27
  this
• 9:27
  room.
• 9:27
  And
• 9:27
  ladies
• 9:27
  and
• 9:27
  gentlemen,
• 9:28
  listening
• 9:28
  to
• 9:28
  this
• 9:29
  podcast,
• 9:29
  this
• 9:29
  is
• 9:30
  a
• 9:30
  very
• 9:30
  big
• 9:30
  room.
• 9:31
  My
• 9:32
  head
• 9:32
  would
• 9:32
  come
• 9:32
  through
• 9:32
  the
• 9:32
  door
• 9:33
  and
• 9:33
  be
• 9:33
  like,
• 9:33
  I
• 9:33
  can't
• 9:33
  go
• 9:34
  in
• 9:34
  there.
• 9:35
  My
• 9:35
  head
• 9:35
  was
• 9:35
  that
• 9:35
  big.
• 9:35
  And
• 9:36
  I
• 9:36
  went
• 9:36
  down
• 9:36
  there
• 9:36
  with
• 9:37
  a
• 9:37
  fellow
• 9:37
  comedian
• 9:38
  and
• 9:38
  we
• 9:38
  went
• 9:38
  to
• 9:38
  do
• 9:38
  the
• 9:39
  show
• 9:39
  and
• 9:39
  I
• 9:40
  thought,
• 9:40
  it
• 9:40
  was
• 9:40
  gonna
• 9:40
  be
• 9:40
  like
• 9:40
  Jay
• 9:41
  Martin
• 9:41
  live
• 9:41
  at
• 9:42
  Niagara
• 9:42
  Falls
• 9:42
  Casino.
• 9:44
  No,
• 9:44
  it
• 9:44
  was
• 9:44
  a
• 9:44
  little
• 9:45
  corner
• 9:45
  room
• 9:45
  where
• 9:45
  when
• 9:46
  you
• 9:46
  lost
• 9:46
  your
• 9:46
  money,
• 9:47
  you
• 9:47
  went
• 9:47
  into
• 9:48
  this
• 9:48
  room
• 9:48
  to
• 9:48
  cry.
• 9:49
  Yeah,
• 9:49
  it's
• 9:50
  where
• 9:50
  all
• 9:50
  your
• 9:50
  dreams
• 9:51
  went
• 9:51
  to
• 9:51
  die.
• 9:51
  It's
• 9:51
  a
• 9:52
  funeral
• 9:52
  for
• 9:52
  your
• 9:52
  dreams.
• 9:53
  And
• 9:53
  I
• 9:53
  was
• 9:53
  in
• 9:54
  that
• 9:54
  back
• 9:54
  corner.
• 9:54
  And
• 9:55
  they
• 9:55
  introduced
• 9:55
  you
• 9:55
  by
• 9:56
  means
• 9:56
  of
• 9:56
  a
• 9:56
  tape
• 9:56
  cassette
• 9:57
  that
• 9:57
  didn't
• 9:57
  even
• 9:57
  have
• 9:58
  your
• 9:58
  name.
• 9:58
  Give
• 9:58
  it
• 9:59
  up
• 9:59
  for
• 9:59
  this
• 9:59
  next
• 9:59
  comedian.
• 10:00
  Hopefully
• 10:00
  they
• 10:00
  make
• 10:01
  you
• 10:01
  laugh
• 10:01
  like
• 10:01
  one
• 10:02
  of
• 10:02
  those.
• 10:03
  And
• 10:03
  there's
• 10:03
  a
• 10:03
  clock
• 10:03
  on
• 10:04
  the
• 10:04
  floor
• 10:04
  that's
• 10:04
  30
• 10:05
  minutes
• 10:05
  and
• 10:05
  you
• 10:05
  gotta
• 10:06
  do
• 10:06
  30
• 10:06
  minutes
• 10:06
  and
• 10:06
  it
• 10:07
  just
• 10:07
  counts
• 10:07
  backwards
• 10:08
  and
• 10:08
  it's
• 10:08
  like
• 10:08
  you're
• 10:09
  death.
• 10:09
  Like
• 10:10
  nothing
• 10:10
  was
• 10:11
  hitting
• 10:11
  nothing.
• 10:12
  And
• 10:12
  I
• 10:13
  lasted
• 10:13
  about
• 10:14
  17
• 10:15
  out
• 10:15
  of
• 10:15
  the
• 10:15
  30
• 10:15
  minutes
• 10:16
  and
• 10:16
  then
• 10:16
  I
• 10:16
  ran.
• 10:17
  Gave
• 10:18
  it
• 10:18
  up.
• 10:18
  Yeah,
• 10:18
  I
• 10:18
  gave
• 10:19
  it
• 10:19
  up.
• 10:19
  I
• 10:19
  gave
• 10:19
  it
• 10:19
  to
• 10:19
  the
• 10:19
  other
• 10:20
  guy
• 10:20
  who
• 10:20
  took
• 10:20
  the
• 10:20
  other.
• 10:21
  Whatever.
• 10:21
  Do
• 10:21
  your
• 10:22
  math.
• 10:22
  13
• 10:23
  minutes
• 10:23
  of
• 10:23
  it.
• 10:24
  And
• 10:24
  then
• 10:25
  we
• 10:25
  had
• 10:25
  to
• 10:25
  do
• 10:26
  it
• 10:26
  again
• 10:26
  in
• 10:26
  the
• 10:26
  next
• 10:27
  hours.
• 10:28
  Oh,
• 10:28
  wow.
• 10:28
  It
• 10:28
  lasted
• 10:29
  the
• 10:29
  same
• 10:29
  night.
• 10:29
  21
• 10:29
  minutes.
• 10:30
  It's
• 10:30
  the
• 10:30
  same
• 10:30
  night.
• 10:31
  So
• 10:31
  I
• 10:31
  did
• 10:31
  17
• 10:31
  and
• 10:32
  21
• 10:32
  of
• 10:32
  the
• 10:32
  30
• 10:33
  and
• 10:33
  it
• 10:33
  paid
• 10:33
  like
• 10:33
  three
• 10:34
  grand.
• 10:34
  It
• 10:34
  was
• 10:35
  really
• 10:35
  nice,
• 10:35
  but
• 10:36
  it
• 10:36
  was
• 10:36
  a
• 10:37
  painful.
• 10:37
  Why
• 10:37
  do
• 10:37
  you
• 10:38
  think
• 10:38
  that
• 10:38
  is?
• 10:38
  Why
• 10:38
  is
• 10:38
  it
• 10:39
  that
• 10:39
  you
• 10:39
  can
• 10:39
  tell
• 10:39
  a
• 10:39
  joke
• 10:40
  and
• 10:40
  it
• 10:40
  lands
• 10:40
  and
• 10:41
  then
• 10:41
  you
• 10:41
  tell
• 10:41
  the
• 10:41
  same
• 10:41
  joke
• 10:42
  and
• 10:42
  you
• 10:42
  bomb?
• 10:44
  Two
• 10:44
  reasons.
• 10:45
  Number
• 10:45
  one,
• 10:45
  your,
• 10:46
  your,
• 10:46
  your
• 10:47
  jokes.
• 10:47
  My
• 10:47
  jokes
• 10:48
  in
• 10:48
  my,
• 10:48
  when
• 10:49
  I
• 10:49
  first
• 10:49
  started
• 10:49
  had
• 10:49
  a
• 10:50
  lot
• 10:50
  of
• 10:50
  ethnic
• 10:50
  ethnicity
• 10:51
  to
• 10:52
  it.
• 10:52
  So
• 10:52
  if
• 10:52
  you
• 10:52
  were
• 10:52
  in
• 10:53
  a
• 10:53
  crowd
• 10:53
  that
• 10:53
  wasn't
• 10:53
  an
• 10:54
  ethnic
• 10:54
  crowd,
• 10:55
  you
• 10:55
  were
• 10:55
  going
• 10:55
  to
• 10:55
  take
• 10:55
  some
• 10:56
  hits.
• 10:56
  Another
• 10:56
  reason
• 10:56
  why
• 10:57
  they
• 10:57
  bomb
• 10:57
  is,
• 10:58
  is
• 10:58
  the
• 10:59
  environment
• 10:59
  of
• 11:00
  comedy.
• 11:00
  Like,
• 11:01
  you
• 11:01
  know
• 11:01
  what
• 11:01
  I
• 11:01
  mean?
• 11:01
  Someone
• 11:01
  would
• 11:01
  be
• 11:02
  like,
• 11:02
  oh,
• 11:02
  I'm
• 11:02
  having
• 11:02
  a
• 11:02
  backyard
• 11:03
  barbecue.
• 11:03
  Right.
• 11:04
  Would
• 11:04
  you
• 11:04
  come
• 11:04
  out
• 11:04
  and
• 11:04
  do
• 11:04
  comedy?
• 11:05
  Well,
• 11:06
  if
• 11:06
  there's
• 11:06
  nobody.
• 11:06
  If.
• 11:07
  First
• 11:07
  of
• 11:07
  all,
• 11:07
  comedy
• 11:08
  is
• 11:08
  only
• 11:08
  works
• 11:09
  when
• 11:09
  you're
• 11:09
  sitting,
• 11:10
  right?
• 11:10
  Right.
• 11:10
  Like
• 11:10
  it
• 11:10
  doesn't
• 11:11
  work
• 11:11
  when
• 11:11
  you're
• 11:11
  standing
• 11:12
  and
• 11:12
  people
• 11:12
  just
• 11:12
  think,
• 11:12
  oh,
• 11:13
  we're
• 11:13
  gonna
• 11:13
  do
• 11:14
  a
• 11:14
  standing
• 11:15
  thing.
• 11:15
  It's
• 11:15
  like
• 11:15
  our
• 11:16
  good
• 11:16
  drummer
• 11:16
  there.
• 11:16
  What's
• 11:17
  the
• 11:17
  best
• 11:17
  drummer
• 11:17
  name?
• 11:18
  He
• 11:18
  want
• 11:18
  to
• 11:19
  say
• 11:19
  the
• 11:19
  wrong
• 11:19
  name
• 11:19
  now.
• 11:19
  Canadian
• 11:20
  drummer.
• 11:20
  The
• 11:20
  best
• 11:21
  Canadian
• 11:21
  drummer.
• 11:23
  I
• 11:23
  don't
• 11:23
  got
• 11:23
  a
• 11:23
  strong
• 11:24
  name,
• 11:24
  but
• 11:24
  also
• 11:25
  Adrian.
• 11:26
  No,
• 11:26
  they're
• 11:26
  all
• 11:27
  good.
• 11:27
  They're
• 11:27
  all
• 11:27
  good.
• 11:27
  Notice.
• 11:28
  Is
• 11:28
  my
• 11:28
  dog
• 11:30
  known?
• 11:30
  I've
• 11:31
  heard
• 11:31
  that
• 11:31
  Larnell
• 11:32
  is
• 11:32
  the
• 11:32
  best.
• 11:32
  And
• 11:32
  when
• 11:32
  Larnell
• 11:33
  got
• 11:33
  married,
• 11:33
  he
• 11:34
  had
• 11:34
  a
• 11:34
  standing
• 11:34
  wedding.
• 11:35
  And
• 11:35
  I
• 11:35
  didn't
• 11:35
  know
• 11:36
  till
• 11:36
  we
• 11:37
  got
• 11:37
  there.
• 11:37
  That
• 11:37
  was
• 11:37
  like,
• 11:38
  ah,
• 11:38
  this
• 11:38
  is
• 11:39
  like
• 11:39
  the
• 11:39
  worst
• 11:39
  comedic
• 11:40
  environment
• 11:40
  ever.
• 11:41
  You
• 11:42
  did
• 11:42
  comedy
• 11:42
  at
• 11:42
  his
• 11:42
  wedding?
• 11:43
  I
• 11:44
  did
• 11:44
  comedy
• 11:44
  at
• 11:44
  his
• 11:45
  wedding.
• 11:45
  But
• 11:46
  again,
• 11:48
  I'm
• 11:48
  one
• 11:48
  of
• 11:48
  his
• 11:48
  favorite
• 11:49
  comedians,
• 11:49
  as
• 11:49
  I've
• 11:50
  been
• 11:50
  told.
• 11:50
  And
• 11:51
  he
• 11:51
  wanted
• 11:51
  me
• 11:51
  there
• 11:51
  and
• 11:52
  I
• 11:52
  did
• 11:52
  it.
• 11:52
  Don't
• 11:53
  get
• 11:53
  me
• 11:53
  wrong.
• 11:53
  When
• 11:54
  they
• 11:54
  don't
• 11:54
  know
• 11:55
  that
• 11:55
  standing
• 11:56
  is.
• 11:56
  The
• 11:56
  worst
• 11:56
  environment,
• 11:56
  I
• 11:57
  wouldn't
• 11:57
  have
• 11:57
  thought
• 11:57
  about
• 11:57
  that.
• 11:58
  But
• 11:58
  people
• 11:58
  forget.
• 11:59
  So
• 11:59
  the
• 11:59
  environment
• 11:59
  that
• 12:00
  you're
• 12:00
  in
• 12:01
  can
• 12:01
  also.
• 12:01
  Like,
• 12:01
  you
• 12:02
  can
• 12:02
  smell
• 12:02
  a
• 12:02
  bombing.
• 12:03
  Sometimes
• 12:03
  when
• 12:03
  you
• 12:04
  walk
• 12:04
  in
• 12:04
  the
• 12:04
  door,
• 12:04
  you're
• 12:04
  like,
• 12:05
  oh,
• 12:05
  this
• 12:06
  is
• 12:06
  going
• 12:06
  to
• 12:06
  be
• 12:06
  a
• 12:07
  bombing.
• 12:07
  And
• 12:07
  they
• 12:07
  just
• 12:08
  have
• 12:08
  to
• 12:08
  take
• 12:08
  it.
• 12:08
  Oh,
• 12:08
  yeah,
• 12:09
  that's
• 12:09
  terrifying.
• 12:09
  You
• 12:10
  got
• 12:10
  to
• 12:10
  eat
• 12:10
  that.
• 12:11
  You
• 12:11
  got
• 12:11
  to
• 12:11
  eat
• 12:12
  that.
• 12:12
  And
• 12:13
  they're
• 12:13
  like,
• 12:13
  oh,
• 12:13
  I've
• 12:13
  never
• 12:14
  bombed.
• 12:14
  Like,
• 12:14
  any
• 12:14
  guy
• 12:14
  that
• 12:15
  says
• 12:15
  they
• 12:15
  never
• 12:15
  bombed
• 12:15
  or
• 12:16
  any
• 12:16
  not
• 12:16
  guy
• 12:16
  or
• 12:17
  any
• 12:17
  comedian
• 12:17
  that
• 12:17
  says
• 12:18
  they
• 12:18
  never
• 12:18
  bombed
• 12:18
  is
• 12:19
  the
• 12:19
  biggest
• 12:19
  liar.
• 12:19
  Because
• 12:20
  I
• 12:20
  can
• 12:21
  place
• 12:21
  you
• 12:21
  in
• 12:21
  an
• 12:21
  environment
• 12:22
  where
• 12:22
  it's
• 12:23
  not
• 12:23
  conducive
• 12:23
  to
• 12:23
  society,
• 12:24
  where
• 12:25
  its
• 12:25
  chances
• 12:25
  of
• 12:26
  you
• 12:26
  failing
• 12:26
  are
• 12:26
  very
• 12:27
  high.
• 12:27
  So
• 12:28
  that
• 12:28
  experience
• 12:28
  is
• 12:29
  not
• 12:29
  one
• 12:29
  that
• 12:29
  a
• 12:29
  lot
• 12:29
  of
• 12:29
  people
• 12:30
  like.
• 12:30
  Just
• 12:30
  honestly,
• 12:32
  why
• 12:33
  people
• 12:33
  aren't
• 12:33
  doing
• 12:33
  it.
• 12:34
  Like,
• 12:34
  there
• 12:35
  would
• 12:35
  be
• 12:35
  more
• 12:35
  comedians
• 12:36
  if
• 12:36
  people
• 12:36
  weren't
• 12:37
  terrified
• 12:37
  of
• 12:37
  bombing.
• 12:38
  Good
• 12:38
  point.
• 12:39
  There'd
• 12:39
  be
• 12:39
  way
• 12:39
  more
• 12:40
  comedians.
• 12:40
  That's
• 12:40
  true.
• 12:40
  I'm
• 12:41
  looking
• 12:41
  at
• 12:41
  one
• 12:41
  right
• 12:41
  now.
• 12:42
  I'm
• 12:43
  not
• 12:43
  scared.
• 12:45
  I'm
• 12:45
  definitely
• 12:46
  scared
• 12:46
  of
• 12:46
  bombing.
• 12:47
  But
• 12:48
  I
• 12:48
  just
• 12:48
  wasn't
• 12:49
  writing,
• 12:49
  like,
• 12:50
  my
• 12:50
  jokes.
• 12:50
  And
• 12:50
  then
• 12:51
  I
• 12:51
  would
• 12:51
  always
• 12:51
  write
• 12:51
  a
• 12:52
  joke
• 12:52
  and
• 12:52
  not
• 12:52
  think
• 12:53
  it
• 12:53
  was.
• 12:53
  Wait
• 12:53
  a
• 12:53
  minute.
• 12:54
  Because
• 12:54
  I'd
• 12:54
  listen
• 12:54
  to
• 12:54
  Jay
• 12:54
  Martin
• 12:55
  and
• 12:55
  be
• 12:55
  like,
• 12:55
  oh,
• 12:55
  that's
• 12:55
  not,
• 12:58
  you
• 12:59
  know,
• 12:59
  it's
• 12:59
  funny.
• 12:59
  That
• 12:59
  would
• 12:59
  be
• 12:59
  because
• 13:00
  some
• 13:00
  people
• 13:01
  in
• 13:01
  their
• 13:01
  jokes,
• 13:02
  a
• 13:02
  lot
• 13:02
  of
• 13:02
  the
• 13:03
  jokes
• 13:03
  that
• 13:03
  I
• 13:03
  deliver,
• 13:05
  people
• 13:05
  are
• 13:05
  like,
• 13:05
  you
• 13:05
  laugh
• 13:05
  at
• 13:06
  your
• 13:06
  own
• 13:06
  jokes.
• 13:06
  Yeah,
• 13:07
  because
• 13:07
  I'm
• 13:08
  thinking,
• 13:08
  that's
• 13:09
  just
• 13:09
  funny.
• 13:09
  I'm
• 13:10
  taking
• 13:10
  myself
• 13:10
  out
• 13:10
  of
• 13:10
  myself
• 13:11
  and
• 13:11
  going,
• 13:11
  that's
• 13:12
  just
• 13:12
  funny.
• 13:13
  Sometimes
• 13:13
  it's
• 13:13
  just
• 13:13
  the
• 13:14
  simplest
• 13:14
  thing.
• 13:15
  And
• 13:15
  sometimes
• 13:15
  you're
• 13:15
  betting
• 13:16
  on
• 13:16
  yourself
• 13:17
  because
• 13:17
  the
• 13:17
  joke,
• 13:17
  you
• 13:17
  wrote,
• 13:18
  it,
• 13:18
  it
• 13:18
  might
• 13:18
  have
• 13:18
  came
• 13:18
  off
• 13:19
  corny,
• 13:19
  but
• 13:20
  you're
• 13:20
  like,
• 13:20
  I
• 13:21
  think
• 13:21
  I
• 13:21
  can
• 13:21
  make
• 13:22
  this
• 13:22
  corny
• 13:23
  into
• 13:23
  a
• 13:23
  delicious
• 13:24
  meal
• 13:24
  for
• 13:24
  somebody.
• 13:24
  Right,
• 13:25
  right,
• 13:25
  right.
• 13:25
  So
• 13:26
  it's
• 13:26
  about
• 13:27
  confidence
• 13:27
  and
• 13:27
  delivering.
• 13:28
  And
• 13:28
  don't
• 13:29
  get
• 13:29
  me
• 13:29
  wrong,
• 13:30
  if
• 13:30
  you
• 13:30
  read
• 13:30
  my
• 13:30
  joke
• 13:31
  book,
• 13:31
  you'd
• 13:31
  laugh
• 13:32
  at
• 13:32
  maybe
• 13:33
  70%
• 13:33
  of
• 13:34
  it.
• 13:34
  But
• 13:34
  if
• 13:35
  I
• 13:35
  delivered
• 13:35
  the
• 13:35
  exact
• 13:36
  same
• 13:36
  set
• 13:36
  to
• 13:36
  you,
• 13:37
  it
• 13:37
  would
• 13:37
  probably
• 13:37
  raise
• 13:38
  back
• 13:38
  up
• 13:38
  to
• 13:38
  the
• 13:38
  85,
• 13:39
  90%
• 13:40
  because
• 13:40
  of
• 13:40
  the
• 13:40
  fact
• 13:41
  it's
• 13:41
  how
• 13:41
  you
• 13:42
  deliver
• 13:42
  the
• 13:43
  material
• 13:43
  of
• 13:43
  the
• 13:44
  joke.
• 13:44
  Speaking
• 13:45
  of.
• 13:45
  And
• 13:46
  I
• 13:46
  wholeheartedly
• 13:46
  agree,
• 13:47
  but
• 13:47
  speaking
• 13:47
  about
• 13:47
  delivering
• 13:48
  the
• 13:48
  material,
• 13:49
  when
• 13:50
  you
• 13:51
  encounter
• 13:51
  a
• 13:51
  day,
• 13:51
  like,
• 13:52
  I'm
• 13:52
  sure
• 13:52
  you
• 13:52
  have
• 13:53
  a
• 13:53
  wonderful
• 13:53
  life
• 13:53
  right
• 13:54
  now,
• 13:54
  but
• 13:54
  I'm
• 13:54
  sure
• 13:54
  at
• 13:55
  some
• 13:55
  point
• 13:55
  in
• 13:55
  time
• 13:56
  your
• 13:56
  day,
• 13:57
  you
• 13:57
  have
• 13:57
  a
• 13:57
  show
• 13:57
  at
• 13:57
  7
• 13:58
  o'
• 13:58
  clock
• 13:58
  at
• 13:58
  night,
• 13:58
  but
• 13:58
  during
• 13:59
  the
• 13:59
  day
• 13:59
  you're
• 13:59
  hit
• 13:59
  with
• 14:00
  so
• 14:00
  much
• 14:00
  Bullshit.
• 14:01
  You're
• 14:02
  really
• 14:02
  angry.
• 14:03
  And
• 14:03
  you
• 14:03
  still
• 14:03
  have
• 14:04
  to
• 14:04
  show
• 14:04
  up
• 14:04
  to
• 14:05
  Niagara
• 14:05
  falls
• 14:05
  for
• 14:05
  the
• 14:06
  $3,000
• 14:06
  because
• 14:07
  it's
• 14:07
  a
• 14:07
  significant
• 14:07
  amount
• 14:07
  of
• 14:08
  money
• 14:08
  and
• 14:08
  give
• 14:09
  people
• 14:09
  a
• 14:09
  show.
• 14:09
  How
• 14:10
  do
• 14:10
  you
• 14:10
  kind
• 14:10
  of
• 14:11
  like.
• 14:11
  Because
• 14:11
  I
• 14:11
  have
• 14:12
  a
• 14:12
  hard
• 14:12
  time
• 14:12
  in
• 14:12
  anything
• 14:13
  to
• 14:13
  be
• 14:13
  a
• 14:13
  professional
• 14:14
  when
• 14:14
  it
• 14:14
  matters.
• 14:15
  What
• 14:15
  are
• 14:15
  some
• 14:15
  tips
• 14:16
  that
• 14:16
  you
• 14:16
  would
• 14:16
  have
• 14:16
  for
• 14:17
  someone
• 14:17
  like
• 14:17
  myself
• 14:17
  or
• 14:17
  the
• 14:18
  audience
• 14:18
  when
• 14:19
  you
• 14:19
  need
• 14:19
  to
• 14:20
  still
• 14:20
  be
• 14:20
  a
• 14:20
  professional
• 14:21
  when
• 14:21
  you
• 14:21
  really,
• 14:21
  really
• 14:22
  don't
• 14:22
  want
• 14:22
  to?
• 14:23
  That
• 14:23
  statement
• 14:24
  reigns
• 14:25
  true
• 14:25
  to
• 14:25
  everybody
• 14:26
  who
• 14:26
  is
• 14:26
  in
• 14:26
  performing
• 14:27
  arts.
• 14:27
  Yes.
• 14:28
  Yeah,
• 14:28
  yeah.
• 14:28
  It's
• 14:28
  not
• 14:29
  just
• 14:29
  exactly.
• 14:30
  It's
• 14:30
  everyone
• 14:30
  in
• 14:31
  performing
• 14:31
  arts.
• 14:31
  Very
• 14:32
  true.
• 14:32
  To
• 14:32
  drum
• 14:32
  up
• 14:33
  the.
• 14:33
  The
• 14:33
  feeling
• 14:34
  and
• 14:34
  emotion
• 14:34
  that
• 14:34
  the
• 14:35
  crowd
• 14:35
  resonates
• 14:36
  from.
• 14:36
  You
• 14:36
  understand,
• 14:37
  it's
• 14:37
  your
• 14:37
  energy.
• 14:38
  So
• 14:38
  you've
• 14:39
  gotta
• 14:39
  one,
• 14:39
  build
• 14:39
  up
• 14:40
  your
• 14:40
  energy
• 14:40
  for
• 14:40
  the
• 14:40
  performances.
• 14:41
  And
• 14:41
  then
• 14:42
  I
• 14:42
  always
• 14:43
  ask
• 14:43
  myself,
• 14:44
  I've
• 14:44
  asked
• 14:45
  God
• 14:45
  to
• 14:45
  give
• 14:45
  me
• 14:45
  this
• 14:46
  talent
• 14:46
  that
• 14:46
  I
• 14:47
  have,
• 14:47
  and
• 14:48
  you
• 14:48
  make
• 14:48
  good
• 14:48
  with
• 14:48
  this
• 14:49
  talent.
• 14:49
  You
• 14:49
  understand
• 14:50
  me?
• 14:50
  So
• 14:50
  when
• 14:50
  I
• 14:50
  hit
• 14:50
  that
• 14:51
  wall,
• 14:51
  I
• 14:51
  always
• 14:52
  think
• 14:52
  of
• 14:52
  the
• 14:52
  people
• 14:52
  that
• 14:53
  are.
• 14:53
  That
• 14:53
  are
• 14:54
  not
• 14:54
  as
• 14:54
  fortunate
• 14:54
  as
• 14:55
  me
• 14:55
  to
• 14:55
  have
• 14:55
  a
• 14:56
  family
• 14:56
  and
• 14:56
  be
• 14:56
  able
• 14:56
  to
• 14:57
  make
• 14:57
  a
• 14:57
  living,
• 14:58
  a
• 14:59
  decent
• 14:59
  living
• 14:59
  off
• 15:00
  of.
• 15:00
  Off
• 15:00
  of
• 15:00
  your.
• 15:01
  Your
• 15:01
  talent
• 15:02
  is
• 15:02
  a
• 15:02
  big
• 15:03
  deal.
• 15:03
  So
• 15:03
  when
• 15:04
  it
• 15:04
  comes
• 15:04
  to
• 15:04
  that,
• 15:04
  that's
• 15:05
  when
• 15:05
  I'm
• 15:05
  like,
• 15:05
  come
• 15:05
  on,
• 15:06
  Jay,
• 15:06
  you
• 15:06
  have
• 15:07
  this
• 15:07
  talent
• 15:07
  and
• 15:07
  other
• 15:07
  people
• 15:08
  don't
• 15:08
  have
• 15:08
  this
• 15:08
  talent.
• 15:08
  The
• 15:09
  ability
• 15:09
  to
• 15:09
  translate
• 15:10
  that
• 15:10
  talent
• 15:10
  into
• 15:10
  finances,
• 15:11
  like,
• 15:12
  get
• 15:12
  up
• 15:12
  and
• 15:12
  do
• 15:12
  it.
• 15:12
  And
• 15:13
  the
• 15:13
  second
• 15:13
  part
• 15:14
  to
• 15:14
  your
• 15:14
  statement
• 15:14
  is.
• 15:15
  Yeah,
• 15:16
  I'm,
• 15:16
  I'm.
• 15:17
  I'm
• 15:17
  weird
• 15:18
  in
• 15:18
  the
• 15:18
  fact
• 15:18
  that
• 15:19
  as
• 15:19
  a
• 15:19
  comedian,
• 15:20
  I'm
• 15:20
  one
• 15:21
  of
• 15:21
  those
• 15:21
  guys
• 15:21
  that
• 15:21
  get.
• 15:22
  That
• 15:22
  gets
• 15:22
  better
• 15:23
  when
• 15:23
  I'm
• 15:23
  angry.
• 15:24
  Interesting.
• 15:25
  And
• 15:25
  it's,
• 15:25
  you
• 15:26
  know,
• 15:26
  it's
• 15:26
  like
• 15:26
  them
• 15:26
  boxers
• 15:27
  or
• 15:27
  those,
• 15:27
  those.
• 15:27
  Those,
• 15:28
  you
• 15:28
  know,
• 15:28
  sports
• 15:28
  people.
• 15:29
  You
• 15:30
  poke
• 15:30
  the
• 15:30
  bear.
• 15:31
  Unfortunately,
• 15:32
  I'm
• 15:32
  a
• 15:32
  poke
• 15:33
  the
• 15:33
  bear
• 15:33
  guy.
• 15:33
  I
• 15:33
  don't
• 15:34
  want
• 15:34
  to
• 15:34
  be
• 15:34
  that
• 15:34
  guy.
• 15:35
  No,
• 15:35
  I
• 15:35
  hate
• 15:35
  being
• 15:36
  that
• 15:36
  guy.
• 15:36
  But
• 15:37
  I
• 15:37
  know
• 15:37
  a
• 15:37
  guy,
• 15:38
  Roger
• 15:38
  Dundas,
• 15:38
  shout
• 15:39
  out
• 15:39
  to
• 15:39
  him.
• 15:39
  He
• 15:39
  was
• 15:39
  like,
• 15:40
  I
• 15:40
  love
• 15:40
  it
• 15:40
  with
• 15:41
  Jay
• 15:41
  Zagrey.
• 15:41
  Can
• 15:42
  we
• 15:42
  piss
• 15:42
  him
• 15:42
  off?
• 15:43
  And
• 15:43
  when
• 15:43
  I'm
• 15:44
  pissed
• 15:44
  off
• 15:44
  and
• 15:45
  I
• 15:45
  get
• 15:45
  out
• 15:45
  into
• 15:45
  that
• 15:46
  experience,
• 15:47
  I
• 15:47
  feel
• 15:47
  sorry
• 15:47
  for
• 15:47
  you.
• 15:48
  Okay?
• 15:48
  Because
• 15:48
  the.
• 15:49
  Because
• 15:49
  I'm
• 15:49
  such
• 15:50
  a
• 15:50
  nice
• 15:51
  guy
• 15:51
  portrayed
• 15:52
  comedian,
• 15:53
  so
• 15:53
  I
• 15:53
  can't
• 15:53
  portray
• 15:54
  the
• 15:54
  anger,
• 15:54
  so
• 15:55
  it
• 15:55
  just.
• 15:55
  It
• 15:55
  just
• 15:56
  molts
• 15:56
  into
• 15:56
  a
• 15:57
  funny
• 15:58
  monster.
• 15:59
  So,
• 15:59
  yeah,
• 15:59
  piss
• 16:00
  me
• 16:00
  off
• 16:01
  on
• 16:01
  stage.
• 16:02
  And
• 16:02
  I'm
• 16:02
  just
• 16:02
  gonna
• 16:03
  go
• 16:03
  to
• 16:04
  another
• 16:05
  level
• 16:05
  because
• 16:06
  I
• 16:06
  think
• 16:06
  it's
• 16:06
  all
• 16:06
  of
• 16:06
  a
• 16:07
  challenge.
• 16:07
  You
• 16:07
  know
• 16:07
  what
• 16:07
  I
• 16:07
  mean?
• 16:08
  Curse
• 16:08
  in
• 16:08
  my
• 16:08
  comedy.
• 16:09
  Right?
• 16:09
  You
• 16:09
  don't
• 16:09
  curse
• 16:10
  at
• 16:10
  all.
• 16:10
  Not
• 16:10
  at
• 16:10
  all.
• 16:11
  Like,
• 16:11
  yeah,
• 16:11
  I
• 16:12
  was
• 16:12
  gonna
• 16:12
  mention
• 16:12
  that.
• 16:12
  I
• 16:12
  don't
• 16:13
  curse
• 16:13
  in
• 16:13
  my.
• 16:13
  Trying
• 16:13
  to
• 16:14
  go
• 16:14
  through
• 16:14
  your.
• 16:15
  You
• 16:15
  can
• 16:15
  Go
• 16:16
  through
• 16:16
  them.
• 16:16
  You're
• 16:16
  like,
• 16:16
  what?
• 16:17
  Nobody
• 16:17
  notices.
• 16:18
  I
• 16:18
  don't
• 16:19
  curse
• 16:19
  in
• 16:19
  my
• 16:19
  com
• 16:20
  because
• 16:21
  while
• 16:21
  I'm
• 16:21
  on
• 16:22
  there,
• 16:22
  it's
• 16:22
  not
• 16:22
  like,
• 16:23
  oh,
• 16:23
  he's
• 16:23
  funny
• 16:23
  for
• 16:24
  a
• 16:24
  clean
• 16:24
  comedian.
• 16:25
  I
• 16:25
  want
• 16:25
  to
• 16:25
  be
• 16:26
  funny
• 16:26
  for
• 16:26
  just
• 16:27
  being
• 16:27
  a
• 16:27
  comedian.
• 16:28
  And
• 16:28
  it's
• 16:28
  when
• 16:28
  my
• 16:28
  set
• 16:29
  is
• 16:29
  over,
• 16:30
  someone
• 16:30
  sits
• 16:30
  there
• 16:30
  and
• 16:30
  goes,
• 16:31
  wait
• 16:31
  a
• 16:31
  minute.
• 16:31
  I,
• 16:31
  I
• 16:32
  didn't
• 16:32
  hear
• 16:32
  him
• 16:32
  curse.
• 16:33
  And
• 16:34
  it's
• 16:34
  not
• 16:34
  for
• 16:35
  first.
• 16:35
  Of
• 16:35
  course
• 16:35
  it
• 16:36
  was.
• 16:36
  The
• 16:36
  church
• 16:36
  is
• 16:37
  where
• 16:37
  I
• 16:37
  started
• 16:37
  doing
• 16:38
  comedy
• 16:38
  first.
• 16:38
  And
• 16:38
  my
• 16:39
  first
• 16:39
  DVD
• 16:40
  is
• 16:40
  called,
• 16:40
  you
• 16:40
  know,
• 16:40
  somebody
• 16:41
  Pray
• 16:41
  for
• 16:41
  Me.
• 16:41
  It's
• 16:42
  a
• 16:42
  DVD
• 16:43
  or
• 16:43
  dvd.
• 16:44
  Yeah,
• 16:44
  I
• 16:44
  said
• 16:45
  it.
• 16:45
  I
• 16:45
  said
• 16:45
  it.
• 16:46
  My
• 16:46
  first
• 16:46
  DVD
• 16:47
  was
• 16:47
  when
• 16:47
  it
• 16:47
  was
• 16:48
  in
• 16:48
  a
• 16:48
  church.
• 16:48
  But,
• 16:48
  yeah,
• 16:49
  I've
• 16:50
  tried
• 16:50
  it.
• 16:50
  Yeah,
• 16:51
  I've
• 16:51
  tried
• 16:51
  cursing
• 16:52
  on
• 16:52
  stage.
• 16:53
  And
• 16:53
  I.
• 16:54
  Even
• 16:54
  if
• 16:54
  you
• 16:54
  didn't
• 16:54
  know
• 16:55
  me,
• 16:55
  it
• 16:56
  just
• 16:56
  doesn't
• 16:56
  come
• 16:56
  off
• 16:56
  genuine.
• 16:57
  So
• 16:58
  I.
• 16:58
  It's
• 16:58
  just
• 16:59
  something
• 16:59
  I've
• 16:59
  tried
• 17:00
  to
• 17:00
  do.
• 17:00
  So
• 17:00
  we'd
• 17:00
  be
• 17:01
  writing
• 17:01
  with
• 17:01
  my
• 17:01
  comedians
• 17:02
  and
• 17:02
  the
• 17:02
  joke
• 17:02
  would
• 17:03
  be
• 17:03
  dirty
• 17:03
  and
• 17:04
  I'd
• 17:04
  be
• 17:04
  like,
• 17:04
  you
• 17:04
  could
• 17:05
  take
• 17:05
  it.
• 17:05
  Because
• 17:06
  I
• 17:07
  can't
• 17:07
  even
• 17:07
  deliver
• 17:07
  it.
• 17:08
  I've
• 17:08
  tried
• 17:09
  to.
• 17:09
  So
• 17:09
  I'm
• 17:09
  not.
• 17:09
  It's
• 17:10
  not
• 17:10
  a
• 17:10
  philosophical,
• 17:11
  I'm
• 17:12
  holier
• 17:12
  than
• 17:12
  thou
• 17:13
  thing.
• 17:13
  It's
• 17:13
  just
• 17:13
  not
• 17:14
  my
• 17:14
  thing.
• 17:14
  And
• 17:14
  I
• 17:14
  can't.
• 17:15
  Got
• 17:15
  to
• 17:15
  be
• 17:15
  true
• 17:15
  to
• 17:16
  yourself,
• 17:16
  right?
• 17:16
  Yeah.
• 17:17
  Well,
• 17:17
  let's
• 17:17
  give
• 17:18
  the
• 17:18
  anger
• 17:18
  a
• 17:19
  pedestal
• 17:19
  here
• 17:19
  for
• 17:19
  a
• 17:20
  second.
• 17:20
  And
• 17:20
  the
• 17:20
  soapbox.
• 17:22
  What
• 17:22
  makes
• 17:23
  you
• 17:23
  angry
• 17:23
  at
• 17:23
  the
• 17:24
  audience?
• 17:24
  And
• 17:24
  then
• 17:25
  follow
• 17:25
  up
• 17:25
  question.
• 17:25
  Do
• 17:26
  you
• 17:26
  have
• 17:26
  any
• 17:26
  tips
• 17:27
  for
• 17:27
  an
• 17:27
  audience?
• 17:28
  How
• 17:29
  do
• 17:29
  you
• 17:29
  behave
• 17:29
  as
• 17:30
  a
• 17:30
  good.
• 17:31
  Because
• 17:31
  you
• 17:31
  need
• 17:31
  to
• 17:31
  know,
• 17:31
  like,
• 17:32
  when
• 17:32
  you
• 17:32
  go
• 17:32
  into
• 17:32
  a
• 17:32
  jazz
• 17:33
  club,
• 17:33
  there's
• 17:33
  a
• 17:33
  way
• 17:34
  to
• 17:34
  behave
• 17:34
  and
• 17:34
  a
• 17:34
  way
• 17:34
  not
• 17:34
  to
• 17:35
  behave.
• 17:35
  And
• 17:35
  it's
• 17:35
  not
• 17:35
  the
• 17:35
  same
• 17:35
  as
• 17:36
  an
• 17:36
  opera
• 17:36
  word.
• 17:37
  What
• 17:38
  do
• 17:38
  you.
• 17:38
  What
• 17:39
  makes
• 17:39
  you
• 17:40
  angry
• 17:40
  at
• 17:40
  the
• 17:40
  audience?
• 17:41
  Okay,
• 17:42
  just
• 17:42
  tell
• 17:42
  us.
• 17:42
  Oh,
• 17:43
  two
• 17:44
  things.
• 17:44
  Yeah,
• 17:45
  we'll
• 17:45
  answer
• 17:45
  the
• 17:45
  follow
• 17:46
  up
• 17:46
  two
• 17:46
  things
• 17:46
  real
• 17:47
  quickly.
• 17:47
  Number
• 17:47
  one,
• 17:48
  a
• 17:48
  lot
• 17:48
  of
• 17:48
  the
• 17:48
  shows,
• 17:48
  as
• 17:49
  I
• 17:49
  said
• 17:49
  earlier,
• 17:49
  are
• 17:49
  my
• 17:50
  shows.
• 17:50
  So
• 17:50
  I've
• 17:50
  had
• 17:51
  to
• 17:51
  be
• 17:51
  the
• 17:51
  guy
• 17:52
  who
• 17:52
  gets
• 17:52
  the
• 17:52
  ticket
• 17:52
  at
• 17:52
  the
• 17:52
  door,
• 17:53
  the
• 17:53
  guy
• 17:53
  that
• 17:53
  drops
• 17:53
  off
• 17:54
  your
• 17:54
  stuff
• 17:55
  at
• 17:55
  the
• 17:55
  front
• 17:55
  and
• 17:56
  then
• 17:56
  their
• 17:56
  lineup
• 17:56
  is
• 17:57
  around
• 17:57
  the
• 17:57
  room.
• 17:57
  And
• 17:57
  then
• 17:57
  you
• 17:57
  got
• 17:58
  to
• 17:58
  go
• 17:58
  home
• 17:58
  and
• 17:58
  go
• 17:58
  back
• 17:59
  in
• 17:59
  and
• 17:59
  change
• 17:59
  and
• 17:59
  someone
• 18:00
  pissed
• 18:00
  you
• 18:00
  off.
• 18:00
  I
• 18:01
  want
• 18:01
  my
• 18:01
  money
• 18:01
  back
• 18:01
  now.
• 18:02
  That,
• 18:02
  that
• 18:03
  part
• 18:03
  made
• 18:03
  me
• 18:03
  angry.
• 18:04
  So
• 18:04
  it
• 18:04
  was
• 18:04
  me
• 18:04
  having
• 18:04
  to
• 18:05
  hire
• 18:06
  that
• 18:06
  had
• 18:06
  to
• 18:06
  come
• 18:07
  and
• 18:07
  take
• 18:07
  care
• 18:07
  of
• 18:07
  that.
• 18:07
  And
• 18:07
  it,
• 18:08
  it
• 18:08
  was
• 18:08
  so
• 18:08
  bad
• 18:08
  that
• 18:08
  my
• 18:08
  team
• 18:09
  would
• 18:09
  just
• 18:09
  be
• 18:09
  like,
• 18:10
  don't
• 18:10
  come
• 18:10
  outside.
• 18:10
  And
• 18:11
  I'm
• 18:11
  like,
• 18:11
  what?
• 18:12
  I
• 18:12
  have
• 18:12
  so
• 18:12
  much
• 18:12
  of
• 18:12
  connections
• 18:13
  with
• 18:13
  so
• 18:13
  many
• 18:13
  people
• 18:14
  that
• 18:14
  are
• 18:14
  here.
• 18:14
  How
• 18:15
  can
• 18:15
  I
• 18:15
  not
• 18:15
  come
• 18:15
  outside?
• 18:16
  But
• 18:16
  we
• 18:16
  just
• 18:17
  put
• 18:17
  our
• 18:17
  foot
• 18:17
  down
• 18:17
  and
• 18:17
  we're
• 18:18
  just
• 18:18
  like,
• 18:18
  you're
• 18:18
  not
• 18:18
  coming
• 18:19
  outside.
• 18:19
  Just
• 18:19
  like
• 18:19
  a
• 18:19
  star
• 18:20
  in
• 18:20
  a
• 18:20
  regular
• 18:20
  show,
• 18:20
  no
• 18:21
  one
• 18:21
  gets
• 18:21
  to
• 18:21
  see
• 18:21
  him,
• 18:21
  so
• 18:21
  you
• 18:22
  don't
• 18:22
  come
• 18:22
  outside.
• 18:22
  That
• 18:22
  used
• 18:23
  to
• 18:23
  piss
• 18:23
  me
• 18:23
  off
• 18:23
  a
• 18:24
  lot.
• 18:24
  But
• 18:24
  what
• 18:24
  pisses
• 18:25
  me
• 18:25
  off
• 18:25
  is
• 18:25
  when
• 18:25
  we
• 18:25
  get
• 18:26
  backstage
• 18:27
  and
• 18:27
  you'd
• 18:28
  have
• 18:28
  individuals
• 18:28
  that
• 18:29
  have,
• 18:29
  like,
• 18:29
  a
• 18:29
  prima
• 18:30
  donna
• 18:30
  attitude,
• 18:30
  like,
• 18:31
  what
• 18:31
  order
• 18:31
  am
• 18:32
  I
• 18:32
  going
• 18:32
  in?
• 18:32
  Hell,
• 18:32
  no,
• 18:32
  I'm
• 18:33
  not
• 18:33
  going
• 18:33
  in
• 18:33
  that
• 18:33
  order.
• 18:34
  First
• 18:34
  of
• 18:34
  all,
• 18:35
  they
• 18:35
  didn't
• 18:35
  come
• 18:35
  to
• 18:35
  see
• 18:35
  you,
• 18:36
  right?
• 18:36
  They
• 18:36
  came
• 18:37
  to
• 18:37
  see
• 18:37
  me.
• 18:37
  Yeah,
• 18:38
  humble
• 18:38
  yourself.
• 18:39
  Yeah,
• 18:39
  humble
• 18:40
  myself.
• 18:40
  So
• 18:40
  that
• 18:40
  kind
• 18:41
  of
• 18:41
  stuff
• 18:41
  would
• 18:41
  piss
• 18:41
  me
• 18:41
  off.
• 18:42
  But
• 18:42
  when
• 18:42
  you
• 18:42
  go
• 18:42
  to
• 18:42
  the
• 18:42
  audience,
• 18:43
  now
• 18:43
  that
• 18:43
  pisses
• 18:44
  you
• 18:44
  off
• 18:44
  is
• 18:44
  that
• 18:45
  audience
• 18:45
  that
• 18:45
  won't
• 18:45
  let
• 18:45
  you
• 18:46
  finish
• 18:46
  your
• 18:46
  premise.
• 18:47
  You
• 18:47
  know
• 18:47
  what
• 18:47
  I
• 18:48
  mean?
• 18:48
  They're
• 18:48
  out
• 18:49
  there
• 18:49
  yelling
• 18:49
  out
• 18:50
  stuff
• 18:50
  when
• 18:50
  you're
• 18:51
  starting
• 18:51
  your
• 18:51
  joke,
• 18:52
  or
• 18:52
  they're
• 18:52
  trying
• 18:52
  to
• 18:53
  draw
• 18:53
  attention
• 18:53
  to
• 18:53
  themselves,
• 18:54
  when
• 18:54
  all
• 18:55
  you
• 18:55
  want
• 18:55
  to
• 18:55
  do
• 18:55
  is
• 18:55
  give
• 18:55
  the
• 18:56
  regular
• 18:56
  patron
• 18:56
  a
• 18:56
  chance
• 18:57
  to
• 18:57
  hear
• 18:57
  what
• 18:57
  you're
• 18:57
  working
• 18:58
  on.
• 18:58
  Which,
• 18:59
  again,
• 18:59
  doesn't
• 19:00
  happen
• 19:00
  to
• 19:00
  me
• 19:01
  often
• 19:01
  because
• 19:01
  I'm
• 19:02
  a
• 19:02
  storytelling
• 19:02
  comedian,
• 19:03
  and
• 19:03
  90%
• 19:04
  of
• 19:04
  people
• 19:04
  want
• 19:04
  to
• 19:05
  hear
• 19:05
  how
• 19:05
  the
• 19:05
  story
• 19:05
  starts.
• 19:06
  But
• 19:07
  every
• 19:07
  once
• 19:07
  in
• 19:07
  a
• 19:07
  while,
• 19:07
  you
• 19:07
  got
• 19:08
  that
• 19:08
  idiot
• 19:08
  that
• 19:08
  walks
• 19:09
  out
• 19:09
  and
• 19:09
  be
• 19:09
  like,
• 19:09
  yeah,
• 19:09
  man,
• 19:10
  what
• 19:10
  about
• 19:10
  this?
• 19:11
  Oh,
• 19:11
  I
• 19:11
  know
• 19:11
  that
• 19:11
  punchline.
• 19:12
  Not
• 19:13
  funny,
• 19:13
  bro.
• 19:14
  Not
• 19:14
  funny.
• 19:14
  And
• 19:15
  you're
• 19:15
  like,
• 19:15
  what?
• 19:16
  Wow,
• 19:16
  dude,
• 19:17
  this.
• 19:17
  This
• 19:18
  style
• 19:18
  of
• 19:18
  comedy
• 19:19
  isn't
• 19:19
  meant
• 19:19
  to
• 19:20
  make
• 19:20
  you
• 19:20
  laugh
• 19:20
  in
• 19:20
  the
• 19:20
  intro.
• 19:21
  It's
• 19:21
  the
• 19:22
  dismount
• 19:22
  that
• 19:22
  makes
• 19:22
  you
• 19:23
  go,
• 19:23
  holy,
• 19:24
  I'm
• 19:24
  still
• 19:25
  dying.
• 19:25
  While
• 19:26
  he
• 19:26
  walked
• 19:26
  over
• 19:26
  and
• 19:26
  got
• 19:27
  himself
• 19:27
  something
• 19:27
  to
• 19:27
  drink
• 19:28
  and
• 19:28
  came
• 19:28
  back
• 19:28
  and
• 19:29
  did
• 19:29
  his
• 19:29
  part.
• 19:30
  So
• 19:30
  what
• 19:30
  was
• 19:30
  the
• 19:30
  last
• 19:31
  part
• 19:31
  of
• 19:31
  that
• 19:31
  question?
• 19:33
  What
• 19:33
  is
• 19:33
  supposed
• 19:33
  to
• 19:33
  be,
• 19:33
  you
• 19:34
  know,
• 19:34
  an
• 19:34
  alien's
• 19:34
  like,
• 19:35
  I've
• 19:35
  never
• 19:35
  been
• 19:35
  here,
• 19:36
  right?
• 19:36
  How.
• 19:37
  What
• 19:37
  do
• 19:38
  I
• 19:38
  do?
• 19:38
  Yeah,
• 19:38
  how
• 19:38
  do
• 19:38
  I
• 19:38
  conduct
• 19:39
  myself
• 19:39
  in
• 19:39
  a
• 19:39
  comedy?
• 19:40
  You
• 19:40
  know,
• 19:40
  what
• 19:40
  can
• 19:41
  I.
• 19:41
  A
• 19:41
  comedy
• 19:41
  show
• 19:42
  is
• 19:42
  one
• 19:42
  of
• 19:42
  the
• 19:42
  freest
• 19:42
  spaces
• 19:43
  that
• 19:43
  you
• 19:43
  can
• 19:43
  be
• 19:43
  in.
• 19:44
  You
• 19:44
  know
• 19:44
  what
• 19:44
  I
• 19:44
  mean?
• 19:44
  You
• 19:44
  can
• 19:45
  really
• 19:45
  do
• 19:45
  just
• 19:45
  about
• 19:46
  anything
• 19:46
  there.
• 19:46
  You
• 19:47
  know
• 19:47
  what
• 19:47
  I
• 19:47
  mean?
• 19:47
  Laugh.
• 19:47
  Laugh
• 19:48
  out.
• 19:48
  It's
• 19:49
  that
• 19:49
  person
• 19:49
  that's
• 19:49
  having
• 19:50
  another
• 19:50
  conversation.
• 19:50
  The
• 19:51
  only
• 19:51
  thing,
• 19:51
  rule
• 19:51
  of
• 19:51
  thumb
• 19:52
  is,
• 19:52
  like,
• 19:52
  you
• 19:52
  can't
• 19:52
  pull
• 19:52
  out
• 19:53
  your
• 19:53
  phone
• 19:53
  and
• 19:53
  be
• 19:53
  like,
• 19:53
  hey,
• 19:53
  what's
• 19:54
  up?
• 19:54
  Yeah,
• 19:54
  that's
• 19:55
  the
• 19:55
  only
• 19:55
  rule
• 19:55
  that
• 19:55
  I
• 19:56
  know.
• 19:56
  Do
• 19:56
  that
• 19:56
  during.
• 19:57
  Oh,
• 19:57
  people
• 19:57
  have
• 19:57
  done
• 19:58
  that.
• 19:58
  Hello?
• 19:59
  Yeah,
• 19:59
  man,
• 19:59
  I'm
• 19:59
  at
• 19:59
  the
• 19:59
  comedy
• 20:00
  show.
• 20:00
  And
• 20:00
  you're
• 20:00
  like,
• 20:00
  dude,
• 20:01
  really?
• 20:02
  And
• 20:02
  we
• 20:02
  will
• 20:02
  rip
• 20:03
  into
• 20:03
  you.
• 20:03
  That's
• 20:03
  the
• 20:03
  only
• 20:04
  thing.
• 20:04
  Like,
• 20:04
  don't
• 20:04
  get
• 20:04
  me
• 20:04
  wrong.
• 20:04
  You
• 20:05
  can
• 20:05
  have
• 20:05
  your
• 20:05
  phone
• 20:05
  and
• 20:05
  look
• 20:06
  it
• 20:06
  up,
• 20:06
  because
• 20:06
  there
• 20:06
  are
• 20:06
  facts
• 20:07
  that
• 20:07
  we're
• 20:07
  trying
• 20:07
  to
• 20:07
  throw
• 20:07
  at
• 20:08
  you,
• 20:08
  like
• 20:08
  the
• 20:08
  fact
• 20:08
  that
• 20:09
  you
• 20:09
  can
• 20:09
  only
• 20:10
  do
• 20:10
  prescription
• 20:10
  drug
• 20:11
  commercials.
• 20:11
  In
• 20:11
  two
• 20:11
  countries
• 20:12
  like
• 20:13
  that,
• 20:13
  someone
• 20:14
  will
• 20:14
  be
• 20:14
  googling,
• 20:15
  as
• 20:15
  I
• 20:16
  say
• 20:16
  that
• 20:16
  line
• 20:16
  on
• 20:17
  the
• 20:17
  show.
• 20:17
  So
• 20:18
  they
• 20:18
  have
• 20:18
  their
• 20:18
  phones,
• 20:19
  but
• 20:19
  it's
• 20:19
  when
• 20:19
  the
• 20:19
  phone
• 20:20
  starts
• 20:20
  ringing.
• 20:20
  And
• 20:21
  the
• 20:21
  other
• 20:21
  rule
• 20:21
  of
• 20:22
  thumb
• 20:22
  is
• 20:22
  if
• 20:22
  you're
• 20:22
  sitting
• 20:23
  in
• 20:23
  the
• 20:23
  front
• 20:23
  row,
• 20:23
  don't
• 20:23
  come
• 20:24
  in
• 20:24
  late
• 20:24
  because
• 20:24
  you
• 20:24
  will
• 20:24
  get.
• 20:25
  Oh,
• 20:25
  God.
• 20:25
  And
• 20:25
  don't
• 20:26
  get
• 20:26
  up
• 20:26
  and
• 20:26
  go
• 20:26
  to
• 20:26
  the
• 20:26
  washroom
• 20:27
  because
• 20:27
  way
• 20:28
  back
• 20:28
  in
• 20:28
  could.
• 20:28
  Washrooms
• 20:29
  are
• 20:30
  needed
• 20:30
  sometimes.
• 20:31
  But
• 20:31
  you
• 20:32
  fear
• 20:32
  the
• 20:32
  chance
• 20:32
  of
• 20:33
  a.
• 20:33
  Comedian
• 20:33
  going,
• 20:33
  yeah,
• 20:33
  no,
• 20:34
  it
• 20:34
  happened
• 20:34
  to
• 20:34
  me.
• 20:35
  I
• 20:35
  got
• 20:36
  roasted.
• 20:36
  Remember
• 20:36
  that?
• 20:38
  I
• 20:38
  got
• 20:38
  roasted.
• 20:39
  Ian
• 20:39
  Edwards
• 20:41
  got
• 20:41
  him.
• 20:44
  And
• 20:44
  I
• 20:44
  wasn't
• 20:45
  expecting
• 20:45
  it,
• 20:45
  so
• 20:45
  I
• 20:45
  was
• 20:46
  just
• 20:46
  like,
• 20:46
  wait,
• 20:47
  this
• 20:47
  is
• 20:47
  just
• 20:47
  a
• 20:47
  part
• 20:48
  of.
• 20:48
  Do
• 20:49
  I
• 20:49
  rush
• 20:49
  this
• 20:49
  guy?
• 20:50
  Looks
• 20:50
  like
• 20:50
  you.
• 20:51
  Looks
• 20:51
  like
• 20:51
  you
• 20:51
  hired
• 20:52
  a
• 20:52
  prescription
• 20:52
  of
• 20:52
  knockout.
• 20:54
  I
• 20:54
  didn't
• 20:54
  have
• 20:55
  the
• 20:55
  training
• 20:56
  to
• 20:57
  realize
• 20:57
  I
• 20:57
  gotta,
• 20:57
  you
• 20:58
  know.
• 21:00
  A
• 21:00
  little
• 21:00
  bit.
• 21:01
  Yeah,
• 21:01
  yeah.
• 21:01
  Or
• 21:01
  when
• 21:01
  the
• 21:02
  host
• 21:02
  comes
• 21:02
  back
• 21:02
  on
• 21:02
  to
• 21:03
  introduce
• 21:03
  another
• 21:03
  person,
• 21:03
  that's
• 21:04
  when
• 21:04
  you
• 21:04
  kind
• 21:04
  of
• 21:04
  squeak
• 21:04
  out
• 21:05
  the
• 21:05
  door.
• 21:05
  And
• 21:05
  he'll
• 21:06
  still
• 21:06
  might.
• 21:06
  The
• 21:06
  host.
• 21:06
  Oh,
• 21:07
  he
• 21:07
  or
• 21:07
  she.
• 21:07
  I
• 21:07
  keep
• 21:08
  saying
• 21:08
  he
• 21:08
  might
• 21:08
  get
• 21:09
  you,
• 21:09
  but
• 21:09
  yeah,
• 21:10
  it's
• 21:10
  just
• 21:10
  the
• 21:10
  way
• 21:11
  it
• 21:11
  goes.
• 21:11
  Just
• 21:11
  a
• 21:11
  part
• 21:11
  of
• 21:11
  it's
• 21:12
  fun
• 21:12
  of
• 21:12
  the
• 21:12
  show.
• 21:12
  See,
• 21:13
  you
• 21:13
  don't
• 21:13
  mind
• 21:13
  being
• 21:13
  heckled.
• 21:14
  I'm
• 21:15
  going
• 21:15
  to
• 21:15
  be
• 21:15
  tr.
• 21:17
  Real
• 21:17
  honest
• 21:17
  with
• 21:18
  you.
• 21:18
  Might
• 21:19
  have
• 21:19
  been
• 21:19
  heckled
• 21:19
  twice
• 21:20
  in
• 21:20
  17
• 21:20
  years.
• 21:21
  Is
• 21:21
  that
• 21:22
  probably
• 21:22
  because
• 21:22
  everyone
• 21:23
  is
• 21:23
  coming
• 21:23
  for
• 21:23
  you?
• 21:24
  Everyone
• 21:24
  respects
• 21:25
  your.
• 21:25
  Like,
• 21:25
  you
• 21:25
  kind
• 21:26
  of
• 21:26
  cultivate
• 21:26
  your
• 21:26
  own
• 21:27
  community.
• 21:28
  So
• 21:28
  it
• 21:28
  might
• 21:28
  be
• 21:28
  different.
• 21:29
  It
• 21:29
  could
• 21:29
  be
• 21:29
  that,
• 21:30
  you
• 21:30
  know,
• 21:30
  90%
• 21:31
  of
• 21:31
  my
• 21:31
  audience
• 21:32
  knows
• 21:32
  me.
• 21:32
  Right.
• 21:32
  But
• 21:33
  a
• 21:33
  heckler
• 21:33
  is
• 21:33
  a
• 21:33
  heckler
• 21:34
  and
• 21:34
  I'm
• 21:34
  not
• 21:34
  always
• 21:35
  performing
• 21:35
  at
• 21:35
  my
• 21:36
  own
• 21:36
  shows.
• 21:36
  Okay.
• 21:37
  I
• 21:37
  think
• 21:37
  the
• 21:37
  problem,
• 21:38
  the
• 21:38
  reason
• 21:38
  why
• 21:38
  hecklers
• 21:40
  come
• 21:40
  at
• 21:40
  you
• 21:40
  is
• 21:41
  when
• 21:41
  you
• 21:41
  give
• 21:41
  them
• 21:41
  a
• 21:41
  chance.
• 21:42
  If
• 21:42
  you
• 21:42
  ever
• 21:43
  see
• 21:43
  me
• 21:43
  perform,
• 21:44
  my
• 21:44
  shows
• 21:44
  are
• 21:44
  all
• 21:45
  rhythmic.
• 21:46
  They
• 21:47
  have
• 21:47
  a
• 21:47
  story,
• 21:47
  they're
• 21:48
  joined
• 21:48
  into.
• 21:48
  What
• 21:49
  a
• 21:49
  joke.
• 21:49
  And
• 21:50
  I'm
• 21:50
  not.
• 21:50
  My
• 21:50
  jokes
• 21:51
  are
• 21:51
  mostly
• 21:51
  written
• 21:52
  about
• 21:52
  me
• 21:52
  because
• 21:53
  I
• 21:53
  don't
• 21:53
  want
• 21:53
  people
• 21:53
  stealing
• 21:54
  them.
• 21:54
  Right.
• 21:54
  And
• 21:54
  so
• 21:55
  my
• 21:55
  life
• 21:56
  on
• 21:56
  a
• 21:56
  journey,
• 21:57
  what
• 21:57
  are
• 21:57
  you
• 21:57
  heckling?
• 21:58
  You
• 21:58
  know
• 21:58
  what
• 21:58
  I
• 21:58
  mean?
• 21:59
  Like,
• 21:59
  yeah,
• 21:59
  my
• 21:59
  material
• 22:00
  doesn't
• 22:00
  give
• 22:00
  you
• 22:01
  room
• 22:01
  to
• 22:01
  heckle
• 22:02
  as
• 22:02
  much.
• 22:02
  Yeah.
• 22:03
  And
• 22:03
  I'm
• 22:03
  not
• 22:03
  always
• 22:03
  saying
• 22:04
  stuff
• 22:04
  that's
• 22:04
  contradicting.
• 22:06
  I'm
• 22:06
  always
• 22:07
  kind
• 22:07
  of
• 22:07
  touching.
• 22:07
  Like
• 22:08
  if
• 22:08
  somebody
• 22:08
  did
• 22:08
  something
• 22:09
  stupid,
• 22:09
  I
• 22:09
  translate
• 22:10
  it
• 22:10
  to
• 22:10
  me
• 22:10
  or
• 22:11
  I
• 22:11
  know
• 22:12
  the
• 22:12
  whole
• 22:12
  world
• 22:12
  thought,
• 22:13
  you
• 22:13
  know,
• 22:13
  that
• 22:14
  person
• 22:14
  did
• 22:14
  something
• 22:14
  dumb.
• 22:15
  So
• 22:15
  when
• 22:15
  I'm
• 22:16
  going
• 22:16
  in
• 22:16
  on
• 22:16
  them,
• 22:16
  you're
• 22:16
  not
• 22:16
  going
• 22:17
  to
• 22:17
  hear,
• 22:17
  leave
• 22:17
  me
• 22:17
  alone.
• 22:17
  But
• 22:18
  I've
• 22:18
  been
• 22:18
  heckled
• 22:19
  maybe
• 22:19
  once
• 22:19
  or
• 22:19
  twice.
• 22:20
  And
• 22:20
  the
• 22:20
  first
• 22:20
  time
• 22:20
  I
• 22:20
  got
• 22:20
  it,
• 22:20
  I
• 22:21
  was
• 22:21
  like,
• 22:21
  am
• 22:21
  I
• 22:21
  being
• 22:21
  heckled?
• 22:22
  I
• 22:22
  was
• 22:22
  like,
• 22:22
  so
• 22:22
  excited
• 22:23
  because
• 22:23
  it
• 22:24
  doesn't
• 22:24
  happen
• 22:24
  to
• 22:24
  me.
• 22:25
  I
• 22:25
  was
• 22:25
  like,
• 22:25
  man,
• 22:25
  I've
• 22:26
  been
• 22:26
  writing
• 22:26
  down
• 22:26
  some
• 22:26
  stuff
• 22:27
  for
• 22:27
  years
• 22:27
  for
• 22:27
  you.
• 22:30
  Like
• 22:31
  hecklers
• 22:31
  come
• 22:32
  in.
• 22:32
  And
• 22:32
  even
• 22:32
  if
• 22:33
  someone
• 22:33
  came
• 22:33
  to
• 22:33
  my
• 22:33
  show
• 22:34
  to
• 22:34
  heckle
• 22:34
  me,
• 22:34
  they'd
• 22:35
  have
• 22:35
  it
• 22:35
  so
• 22:35
  difficult
• 22:36
  because
• 22:36
  I
• 22:36
  would.
• 22:36
  I
• 22:37
  have
• 22:37
  such
• 22:37
  a
• 22:37
  way
• 22:37
  of
• 22:37
  turning
• 22:38
  the
• 22:38
  crowd
• 22:38
  on.
• 22:38
  Right,
• 22:38
  Right.
• 22:39
  You
• 22:39
  know
• 22:39
  what
• 22:39
  I
• 22:39
  mean?
• 22:40
  So
• 22:41
  I
• 22:41
  almost
• 22:41
  want
• 22:41
  to
• 22:41
  try
• 22:41
  that.
• 22:42
  Yeah.
• 22:43
  DNA.
• 22:43
  DNA
• 22:44
  Airwaves
• 22:44
  Heckle
• 22:45
  Tour.
• 22:47
  Trust
• 22:47
  me.
• 22:48
  And
• 22:48
  me
• 22:48
  now
• 22:48
  I
• 22:49
  wish
• 22:49
  I
• 22:49
  wasn't
• 22:50
  a
• 22:50
  part
• 22:50
  of
• 22:51
  the
• 22:52
  Brotherhood,
• 22:52
  be
• 22:52
  it
• 22:53
  S.O.B.
• 22:53
  the
• 22:54
  Comedies
• 22:54
  Institute,
• 22:55
  that
• 22:55
  I
• 22:55
  could
• 22:56
  heckle
• 22:56
  people
• 22:56
  because
• 22:57
  I
• 22:57
  would
• 22:57
  have
• 22:58
  had
• 22:58
  a
• 22:58
  ball
• 22:58
  doing
• 22:59
  it.
• 23:00
  I
• 23:00
  think
• 23:00
  any
• 23:00
  comedian
• 23:01
  would
• 23:01
  really
• 23:01
  be.
• 23:02
  Loved
• 23:02
  it.
• 23:02
  Like
• 23:03
  they.
• 23:03
  If
• 23:03
  they
• 23:03
  had
• 23:03
  a
• 23:04
  TV
• 23:04
  show
• 23:04
  called
• 23:05
  the
• 23:05
  Hecklers.
• 23:05
  Oh,
• 23:06
  man.
• 23:06
  Three
• 23:06
  or
• 23:07
  four
• 23:07
  concepts
• 23:08
  comedians
• 23:08
  that
• 23:08
  went
• 23:09
  from
• 23:09
  show
• 23:09
  to
• 23:09
  show.
• 23:10
  Heckling
• 23:10
  comics.
• 23:10
  Well,
• 23:11
  first
• 23:11
  of
• 23:11
  all,
• 23:11
  comics
• 23:12
  would
• 23:12
  hate
• 23:12
  them,
• 23:12
  but
• 23:13
  it
• 23:13
  would
• 23:13
  be
• 23:13
  the
• 23:14
  funniest
• 23:14
  show
• 23:15
  ever
• 23:15
  because
• 23:15
  you
• 23:16
  would
• 23:16
  show
• 23:16
  the
• 23:16
  bit
• 23:16
  and
• 23:16
  then
• 23:17
  you
• 23:17
  would
• 23:17
  plant
• 23:17
  the
• 23:17
  hecklers
• 23:18
  in
• 23:18
  the
• 23:18
  audience
• 23:19
  and
• 23:19
  the
• 23:20
  comedians
• 23:20
  wouldn't
• 23:21
  know
• 23:21
  that
• 23:21
  they
• 23:21
  are
• 23:21
  licensed.
• 23:22
  You
• 23:22
  just
• 23:22
  made
• 23:22
  a
• 23:23
  show.
• 23:23
  I
• 23:23
  just
• 23:24
  made
• 23:24
  a
• 23:24
  show.
• 23:24
  Right
• 23:24
  on
• 23:24
  your
• 23:25
  podcast.
• 23:25
  You
• 23:25
  guys
• 23:25
  want
• 23:25
  rights?
• 23:27
  That
• 23:27
  would
• 23:27
  be
• 23:27
  so
• 23:28
  sweet.
• 23:28
  I
• 23:28
  take
• 23:29
  the
• 23:29
  episodes
• 23:29
  of
• 23:29
  the
• 23:30
  Hecklers
• 23:30
  and
• 23:30
  they
• 23:30
  just
• 23:31
  come
• 23:31
  in
• 23:31
  with
• 23:31
  girls
• 23:31
  and
• 23:32
  guy.
• 23:32
  How
• 23:32
  you
• 23:33
  going
• 23:33
  to
• 23:33
  show
• 23:33
  we're
• 23:33
  part
• 23:33
  of
• 23:33
  this
• 23:34
  show?
• 23:34
  You're
• 23:35
  gonna
• 23:35
  be
• 23:35
  my
• 23:35
  date
• 23:35
  today
• 23:36
  because
• 23:36
  I
• 23:36
  want
• 23:36
  them
• 23:37
  to
• 23:37
  recognize
• 23:37
  me.
• 23:37
  And
• 23:37
  we
• 23:38
  go.
• 23:38
  Amazing.
• 23:38
  Yeah,
• 23:39
  that'd
• 23:39
  be
• 23:39
  enough.
• 23:39
  And
• 23:40
  you'd
• 23:40
  order
• 23:40
  a
• 23:40
  bunch
• 23:40
  of
• 23:40
  drinks.
• 23:41
  You'd
• 23:41
  have
• 23:41
  a
• 23:41
  budget
• 23:41
  per
• 23:41
  The.
• 23:42
  Per.
• 23:42
  Per
• 23:42
  show.
• 23:43
  Yeah.
• 23:43
  And
• 23:43
  get
• 23:43
  lit.
• 23:44
  Order
• 23:44
  the
• 23:44
  wings.
• 23:44
  So
• 23:45
  because
• 23:45
  if
• 23:45
  I'm
• 23:45
  watched
• 23:46
  as
• 23:46
  a
• 23:46
  comedian,
• 23:46
  I
• 23:47
  see
• 23:47
  this
• 23:47
  guy
• 23:47
  eating
• 23:47
  wings
• 23:48
  and
• 23:48
  he's
• 23:48
  got
• 23:48
  a
• 23:48
  drink
• 23:48
  and
• 23:48
  he
• 23:48
  heckles
• 23:49
  me,
• 23:49
  there's
• 23:49
  no
• 23:50
  way
• 23:51
  I'm
• 23:51
  thinking
• 23:51
  that's
• 23:51
  a
• 23:52
  professional
• 23:52
  comedian.
• 23:53
  True.
• 23:53
  Let's
• 23:53
  just
• 23:53
  push
• 23:54
  this.