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We Are 2 MONTHS AWAY from HALLOWEEN... TODAY! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool. John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: What's crackin' like? And this is the Big Boss Dog, Snoopy, Deco,
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  Speaker 2: Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 3: Bang, boom, what you gonna do?
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  Speaker 4: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 5: We're not talking about Ren 1010.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about Lassie. It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy, Deco, Double Jizzle. In your
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  Speaker 2: face to me and in the place to be. And
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  Speaker 2: you're listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 2: rich what do you have what is today's national what day.
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  Speaker 5: Today is national trail mix day i didn't know that
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  Speaker 5: that was such a thing that we needed a day
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  Speaker 5: for it but if you like your your m &
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  Speaker 5: ms and your nuts john j you like nuts love
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  Speaker 5: nuts well it's at international trail mix day and it
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  Speaker 5: is also international day for people of african descent this
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  Speaker 5: is an actual official un observance and uh international overdose
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  Speaker 5: awareness day isn't that fun Those are your days for today.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad you brought that up.
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  Speaker 5: Bobby.
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  Speaker 2: Bobby, what's up? You're on the air.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I want to thank you guys for making my morning better.
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  Speaker 1: Because I've been listening to you guys for like 20 years.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Bobby.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so anyway. Kyle was saying how she felt
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  Speaker 1: a little weird that her husband and her gynecologist, they
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  Speaker 1: go golfing together. They know each other.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just kind of weird.
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  Speaker 1: My wife, when I was dating her, we were at
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  Speaker 1: a resort. And we're next to the pool. She's like, oh, God,
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  Speaker 1: there's my doctor. I was like, oh, okay. And then
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  Speaker 1: she sees us. She comes over. Oh, hey, how you
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  Speaker 1: guys doing? It's like, hi, nice to meet you. She's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm her doctor. Oh, good. I hope everything checks out okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine. It's like, oh, well, as long as you've
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  Speaker 1: been checked. Oh, my daughter says I'm fine. As she
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  Speaker 1: walks away, my wife looks at me and is like,
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  Speaker 1: that was my gynecologist. Oh, well, that was a stupid
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  Speaker 1: question to ask.
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  Speaker 2: So the doctor sees your wife at the pool. And
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  Speaker 2: what happens now?
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  Speaker 1: She comes over. She comes over and she's like, oh, hi,
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  Speaker 1: good to see you here. Yes. And then my wife
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  Speaker 1: introduced me. This is my doctor. Right. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what kind of doctor. Okay. I was like, well, I
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  Speaker 1: hope everything checked out okay. Yeah. She looks in good health.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, well, as long as you've been.
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  Speaker 6: Checked, You're saying she looks in good health. Oh, as
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  Speaker 6: long as you've been checked as if you have. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: I got you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think that's more awkward than Kyle. I mean,
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  Speaker 6: at least as a female doctor, Kyle's male doctor hangs
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  Speaker 6: out with her husband.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, maybe he can give her some tips. No, no.
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  Speaker 3: No tips needed from the doc.
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  Speaker 2: Think about this, Bobby.
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  Speaker 6: Kyle's male gynecologist, when Kyle has appointments set up, he
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  Speaker 6: cancels all other appointments except for Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: That's the only appointment he has.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no, it's... He's skipping down the hall. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: it's Kyle Day. It's Kyle Day.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you got it.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: Inappropriate.
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  Speaker 2: You got one of those balloon arches set up.
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  Speaker 3: That's stupid.
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  Speaker 6: Kyle's coming back.
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  Speaker 2: It's Kyle's annual. All right, Bobby, thanks for calling in
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  Speaker 2: and sharing that story.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to shift gears for a second. Payne, I've
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  Speaker 6: been meaning to get to you for this because you
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  Speaker 6: said you and Kadeem already have Halloween costume plans. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Already?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I made the plan. Okay, let me ask you, Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: do you?
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  Speaker 3: I do not.
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  Speaker 2: Have you thought about it yet?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, there's usually like a few costumes.
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  Speaker 1: That I do.
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  Speaker 2: Right, but normally you're way ahead.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so that's how I'm judging this by because Kyle
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  Speaker 6: would be like, oh, I've got everything all set.
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  Speaker 2: So you and Kadeem have it set already.
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  Speaker 1: Correct.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I've had our Halloween costume since April.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow, really?
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: But also, I do feel like we need another one
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  Speaker 4: because Halloween's on a Saturday this year, and obviously we're
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  Speaker 4: going to party on Friday, too.
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  Speaker 2: The day before. So what is the one?
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  Speaker 4: The one that I have. The way I am milking
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  Speaker 4: the fact that Zendaya crashed my wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 4: She starred in the movie The Drama with Robert Pattinson.
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  Speaker 4: So at the very end of the movie, there's a
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  Speaker 4: scene where Robert Pattinson and Zendaya's characters, they just had
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  Speaker 4: this huge disaster of a wedding. Robert Pattinson's in his suit.
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  Speaker 4: He has blood all over him. Zendaya is in a
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  Speaker 4: white wedding dress with an orange puffer jacket. And that's
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  Speaker 4: going to be our Halloween costume.
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  Speaker 2: Because I am milking it.
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  Speaker 6: But you're also going to have to explain that over
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  Speaker 6: and over again. Because I actually thought you were going with,
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  Speaker 6: because of Zendaya, you're going to be Zendaya.
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  Speaker 2: And he'll be like Spider-Man.
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  Speaker 4: That's actually a really good idea too. Maybe we'll do
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  Speaker 4: that for Friday.
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  Speaker 6: Like he could be in a Spider-Man outfit and not
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  Speaker 6: even have the spider mask on, just.
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  Speaker 2: The whole outfit.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually a really good idea.
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  Speaker 2: And you could be her in a wedding dress or MJ.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I just can see like the video of
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  Speaker 4: the like compare and the contrast of the like movie board.
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  Speaker 3: And I just think it's going to be epic.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, you know what you can do. You tag Zendaya
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  Speaker 5: in it. She'll probably repost it.
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  Speaker 2: I tag A24. I tag all of them.
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  Speaker 4: And I guarantee you there's going to be a couple
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  Speaker 4: of other, like, probably newlyweds that do that costume just
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  Speaker 4: because it is Zendaya.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think so either. Nobody's
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  Speaker 2: going to be doing the drama.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, they will because I've seen people.
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  Speaker 2: Talking about it and already making their inspo.
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  Speaker 1: Post about it.
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  Speaker 2: He's streaming for free and nobody's streamed it yet.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, they have.
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  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 2: I watched it. You could be.
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  Speaker 6: So here's the thing. He's Spider-Man. And you then when
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  Speaker 6: someone says, what are you? You could be, oh, I'm
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  Speaker 6: Zendaya in the drama. And then the next person says,
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  Speaker 6: who are you? I'm Zendaya in.
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  Speaker 4: We wouldn't wear that out in public.
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  Speaker 5: That's just for the Instagram.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Zendaya in friggin.
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  Speaker 2: What's the TV show where she plays Rue? I'm Rue.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, hey, who are you? I'm Zendaya. I'm
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  Speaker 2: Zendaya in Spider-Man.
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  Speaker 6: You could not change your outfit and be Zendaya in
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  Speaker 6: three different scenes.
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  Speaker 2: Three different costumes.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So what are your options, Kyle? Anything yet?
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  Speaker 3: I have not even begun to think.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I do know that.
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  Speaker 7: So Rich and I are actually co-hosting at Talking Stick
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  Speaker 7: Resort Wicked Ball, which I'm really excited about because people
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  Speaker 7: go all out for costumes there. So I'm kind of
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  Speaker 7: thinking like maybe zombie disco, something for that. But I
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  Speaker 7: don't know for my family yet, because I brought up
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  Speaker 7: a couple of things. My kids are really into Teen
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  Speaker 7: Titans Go. And I brought up, I was like, we
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  Speaker 7: should be the Teen Titans. And my son was like,
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  Speaker 7: absolutely not.
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  Speaker 4: But he never wants to do anything.
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  Speaker 7: So I don't know. No, that is as far as
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  Speaker 7: I've gotten thought wise.
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  Speaker 2: I need some ideas.
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  Speaker 6: Zombie for the Wicked Ball thing.
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  Speaker 2: You've been a zombie before. I've never really seen.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we were dead prom king and queen, but
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  Speaker 3: that wasn't zombie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, not a disco zombie.
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  Speaker 3: Disco zombie would be different.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, part of my costume arrived yesterday, and it is
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  Speaker 5: my rock and roll, because it's an 80s, 90s theme,
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  Speaker 5: 80s rocker.
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  Speaker 2: I got my wig in the mail. Oh, I like
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  Speaker 2: what you're wearing now.
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  Speaker 5: Asian 80s rocker.
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  Speaker 2: All right. All right.