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Episode 117: Below The Knee · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: A drop of rain was badly needed tom and here
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  Speaker 1: it comes. I'm looking at it out the window.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus that there's nobody giving out about it at the minute.
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  Speaker 2: There's you know, like there'd be always a few people
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  Speaker 2: go oh, what you missed it already and back to
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  Speaker 2: this ship.
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  Speaker 3: But everybody and the dog were.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I'm looking. I'm looking at biys out on the
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  Speaker 1: green here with their hands out like Andy Duffrain in
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  Speaker 1: the rain. It is lashing here is it?
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  Speaker 2: We got the lessons earlier, but it's yeah, I made
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  Speaker 2: a complete I washed the car bank call of Day Monday.
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  Speaker 2: We're recording on the Tuesday after bank Callday Monday for
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  Speaker 2: one reason. Another help might have been at the top
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  Speaker 2: priority yesterday. But we I said, I washed herself's car.
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  Speaker 2: Is conning for the MC teacher. Of course I'm washing
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  Speaker 2: the car washing because it's dusty. In fairness to the
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  Speaker 2: car wasn't dirty. It's fucking dusty as what I was,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like it looks like it had been abandon
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  Speaker 2: joined the Celtic Tiger in an airport somewhere, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. But I don't know if anybody is
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  Speaker 2: is ditching their fucking Reno Scenic can do buy airport?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not worth my while taking this thing home.
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  Speaker 1: Do what you will with it.
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  Speaker 3: I will.
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  Speaker 2: I started watching the thing, and then as fucking skies
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  Speaker 2: open on me, so I said, you know what, I'll
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  Speaker 2: plow on and get the SuDS on it and get
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  Speaker 2: the scrubby bits done. And God came along and runs
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  Speaker 2: the whole thing down from me, because of course we're
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  Speaker 2: we're on a hose pipe bantojer.
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  Speaker 3: So you know I don't want.
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  Speaker 1: To be doing it all with with with a bucket
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  Speaker 1: and sponge. Well, Tom and I need no no harm
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  Speaker 1: to welcome everybody to the Tom and Jerry Show. That
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  Speaker 1: is Tom. O'man andy over there. My name is Juerry McBride.
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  Speaker 1: We are comedians who normally record on a Monday, but
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  Speaker 1: the bank holiday got the better of this kid. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you that much.
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  Speaker 3: Were you under the weather, jar.
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  Speaker 1: I had, I had a couple of bulls allowed mud soup. Tom.
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  Speaker 2: When Jerry texts me every so often and I can
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  Speaker 2: read between the lines and it's like, how you fix
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  Speaker 2: for this evening would tomorrow? And there's nearly without writing
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  Speaker 2: it in capitals, there's nearly an uptick on the last bit,
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  Speaker 2: going or would we go tomorrow?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, do you know Tomorrow's tomorrow?
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  Speaker 3: Fairness? I went, let's do tomorrow, jir.
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  Speaker 1: I just felt.
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  Speaker 3: I just felt Jerry was he was leading, the leading,
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  Speaker 3: the witness. There s more, but so.
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  Speaker 1: It is Tom, I forget, I forget the age that
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  Speaker 1: I am that I nearly could have said, you actually,
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  Speaker 1: do you know the day after this, what's going to
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  Speaker 1: be required to cure this absolute bazzard behind the eyes?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like even on a Saturday, I'm not fully
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  Speaker 2: right on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's the truth of it.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, I'm going to tell you Tom fail.
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  Speaker 1: We may say we must. We promise the listeners of
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  Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry Show a weekly show, and god
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: damn it, that's what we're gonna do. Myself and Tom
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  Speaker 1: are comedians working and lapsed in my case here but
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  Speaker 1: here we are. If if any gigs going, let me know,
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: let's talk. Let's kick it around maybe, But every week
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  Speaker 1: we put forth the Tom and Jerry Show, which you
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  Speaker 1: letting to hear. Now we break it up into three segments,
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: the first of which is when we take a look
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  Speaker 1: at the big news from around the world, a segment
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  Speaker 1: we call the weekly what have you?
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  Speaker 3: We have.
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  Speaker 2: We avoid political things for the most part, and while
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  Speaker 2: this may end up being the bullet point is political,
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  Speaker 2: it ain't gonna be political.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but you you know, don't come out as in
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  Speaker 1: the comments over this one, folks, or do like you know,
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  Speaker 1: but it ain't that kind of thing. It is everybody's
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  Speaker 1: favorite president.
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  Speaker 2: Tom, Yeah, do you know what you could say favorite,
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  Speaker 2: whether you actually like him or not.
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  Speaker 3: You could just say favorite, because do you know is that.
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  Speaker 1: Thing it's like, well, well, well if it isn't my
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  Speaker 1: favorite president, it is our man in the White House,
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  Speaker 1: the ever expanding White House, it must be said.
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  Speaker 3: Ever expended size the House.
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  Speaker 1: The fucker Jesus Christ is mister Donald Trump, who will
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  Speaker 1: be paying us a visit in early September over here
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  Speaker 1: in little old Ireland. He's gonna come over for a
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  Speaker 1: two day visit to Ireland on his way doubtless to
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  Speaker 1: some important seminar across the world where he will broke
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  Speaker 1: or peace steals, the likes of which have never been seen.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, he's just gonna have a stop off
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  Speaker 1: in Ireland for two days now, Tom and he visited
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  Speaker 1: Dignantary to Ireland is welcome here as long as he
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  Speaker 1: has a wee bit of manners, which mister Trump is.
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  Speaker 2: Sands manners. He's an ignorant bollocks what he is? If
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  Speaker 2: ever there was a fucking ignorant bollocks. The only thing,
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  Speaker 2: the only thing I appreciate about Trump is I don't
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  Speaker 2: like I've never liked the single American president.
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  Speaker 3: They all seem like a rats. But at least you
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  Speaker 3: can look at him and go, that's a rat, and
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  Speaker 3: he goes, I'm a rat.
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  Speaker 2: When he speaks, he just sounds exactly like you imagine
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  Speaker 2: they all are behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's the kind of thing that I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: tell you, Tom, he's an awful ignorant man and he
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  Speaker 1: runs rough shot over everybody. Witty gets a load of us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know if he thinks we're going.
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  Speaker 1: To be putting up with such ignorance, but he will
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  Speaker 1: be visiting the West of Ireland. Tom. He has a
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  Speaker 1: golf course in Dunbeg, he does, and lord knows he's
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  Speaker 1: he's not gonna come over and sit and have manners
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  Speaker 1: and have a cup of tea in Arson Eucter r
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  Speaker 1: On when he can go to his own hotel and
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  Speaker 1: have the people of Dunbeg who have benefited from the
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  Speaker 1: business that he has done in the area, kisses whole.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it is going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: And you know they've been the hole pulling on the
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  Speaker 2: pints behind the counters and all these things. Although I'll
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  Speaker 2: be saying that I can never I'm not saying teetotler
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  Speaker 2: is a bad thing. I appreciate a fellow who's had
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  Speaker 2: to come off this sallus. I appreciate a fellow who
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  Speaker 2: is a pioneer all his life right.
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  Speaker 3: Never.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's like somebody telling me about being a
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  Speaker 2: dog person. I'm not big into. I can't work that
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  Speaker 2: one out either. If you got bitten by a dog,
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  Speaker 2: like I'm saying Trump, you don't drink, you don't drink,
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  Speaker 2: no drink, Yeah, for no reason. No, I know his
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  Speaker 2: own leader is his brother. I think was hard on
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  Speaker 2: this us. I think, yes, you know you're coming to Ireland.
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  Speaker 3: Have an old point.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I wonder would even drink a point? Again
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  Speaker 1: is zero zero?
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  Speaker 3: He wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he drinks water, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean then look at respect to the gentleman.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't look like he's a very well hydrated individual.
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  Speaker 1: But Tom, it is our duty as a country to
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  Speaker 1: look after this fucking clurican for a couple of days.
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  Speaker 1: And he's stopping off at his hotel and he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: glad hand with the people are doing beg. We're like Donald, myman,
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  Speaker 1: you have their money already. Okay, you don't need to
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  Speaker 1: suck up to the people of doing Beg. They're they're
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  Speaker 1: they're witcha if you want to curry favor with the
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  Speaker 1: rest of Ireland. I wonder what we can help mister
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  Speaker 1: Trump with with his itinerary. Tom, what do you think
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  Speaker 1: we should send Trump to do while in Ireland.
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  Speaker 2: It's got two days, it's got two days, and let's
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  Speaker 2: give him the Chopper Air Force two whatever it's called.
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  Speaker 3: We can go. Okay, So anywhere he can fifty traffic
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  Speaker 3: is not an issue. No, not an issue. Nothing.
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  Speaker 2: You can't say all can't get there. It's the size
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  Speaker 2: of a small state. Let's be honest with you, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. So he can pretty much get anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: And I was thinking, like, you gotta, let's be honest.
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  Speaker 2: We've all seen the map that says that's Ireland in red,
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  Speaker 2: or Ireland and white. And then the one big giant
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  Speaker 2: county down in the south is in red and it
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  Speaker 2: says Cork, rest of Ireland. And I think, look, we
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  Speaker 2: mocked Cork enough boat.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we mocked them half of them.
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  Speaker 3: No we don't. We mark we mock them with that.
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  Speaker 2: But I think to be some crack to put Trump
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  Speaker 2: in Cork for the day or for a morning at
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  Speaker 2: the very least.
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  Speaker 1: That's every everybody on the rant goes to Dublin and
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  Speaker 1: high fives at College Green and all this kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: Cork now we're talking.
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  Speaker 2: You see, he'll get like he'd get in. You see,
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  Speaker 2: there won't be There won't be the level of exclusivity
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  Speaker 2: in Cork because you're not in Cork, and especially if
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  Speaker 2: you're not from Cork, you're not in at all.
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  Speaker 1: Kings and queens have gone to Cork, and.
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  Speaker 2: Queen Queen Elizabeth a Lord of Mercy on her she
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  Speaker 2: went around the English market.
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  Speaker 3: I think that'll be great.
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  Speaker 2: Your man is such apparently quite a German fobe too,
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  Speaker 2: so I don't know how he'd be with like people
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  Speaker 2: pawing the bread and going have a bit of door.
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  Speaker 3: Come on here, Donald, to the fish corner.
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  Speaker 2: Come on Donald, Oh my god, this place is disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: You want to see the rest of the country. Donald
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  Speaker 3: is the best of This is the best of it.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually, that's not a bad idea to him, because
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  Speaker 1: if you get Cork, you know, if you get Cork,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so go so goes to the garden, goes
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  Speaker 1: to businesses. They used to say it, so goes Cork.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Well, we'll curry favor you with everywhere that
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  Speaker 1: is in Dublin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, But he's got it, he's got it.
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  Speaker 2: I think there's obscure parts. I mean, you could send
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  Speaker 2: the fucker to the barney Stone, but I think you.
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  Speaker 2: I think he'd be too big to fucking lean back
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  Speaker 2: to lick the thing. I honestly, I don't think he'd
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  Speaker 2: fit down the slot gets the Blarney stone.
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  Speaker 3: But I mean, assuming we get a little bit of
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  Speaker 3: time with him in Cork, I wouldn't mind him going up.
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  Speaker 1: But then Tom would respect kiss the blarney stone. The
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  Speaker 1: last thing that kind needs is more talk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: I think is there a stone that he kiss that
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  Speaker 1: hushes you up a week?
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  Speaker 2: But maybe perhaps I think send him up, to send
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  Speaker 2: him up the north side, up to Hillbilize and get
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  Speaker 2: some fried chicken into you know.
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  Speaker 1: What I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, because he'd have to shut the fuck up
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  Speaker 2: about every other chicken place on the planet. I don't
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: want to hear about Popeye. I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 2: about KFC. Have yourself some hillbilly's chicken game changer. But
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  Speaker 2: let's get him out of Cork and fuck your We
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  Speaker 2: could do the you know, the the lacky thing and
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  Speaker 2: go let's go see, let's do the tommajerry and push
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  Speaker 2: him into push him into my russ limebrick and you know,
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  Speaker 2: scare the fucking life out of him. Like but look,
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  Speaker 2: he's here. We don't mind his money. And one thing
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  Speaker 2: as Irish people do is we're happy to rifle through
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  Speaker 2: your pockets if you willing to spend it.
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  Speaker 1: Well shadow over there.
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  Speaker 3: I think.
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  Speaker 2: A life, a lifestyle choice, and a lifestyle change for
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  Speaker 2: just a couple of hours. I want to send him
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  Speaker 2: to Longford, Longford.
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  Speaker 1: Longford rarely gets a day in the sun.
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  Speaker 2: This is the thing, and I think it wouldn't do
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  Speaker 2: any harm for him to go up and have a
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  Speaker 2: look at Longford I mean there's golf courses that have
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  Speaker 2: built golf course kind of responsible for two thousand and
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  Speaker 2: eight happened, just say it. And but I'd like to
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  Speaker 2: send him into before he heads to spiral the nightclub.
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  Speaker 2: I want to send him in for three and one
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: across the road, and I want him to do the
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  Speaker 2: meme of that lag gone. But it's not like a
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  Speaker 2: three and one for hitting over. I will go into
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  Speaker 2: a nightclub where you could fucking die just by looking
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  Speaker 2: at some of the locals. They're that fucking scary. I
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  Speaker 2: think would be a real fucking attitude of just for him.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm going the only, the only, and then nibble
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have here on that one, Tomas. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know that he will be hungry for his three
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: and one because I'm going to absolutely insist that this
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  Speaker 1: man stops off at the Barack Obama Plaza.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that would be hilarious, brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go to the Barack Obama Plaza because
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  Speaker 1: I want to see how red a human beings face
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  Speaker 1: can get. I want to know absolutely ape shit mad
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  Speaker 1: when we bring him into the Barack Obama Plaza, which
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  Speaker 1: for air are out of town listeners or anybody who's
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  Speaker 1: not from Ireland. Yes, we absolutely named a potetual station
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  Speaker 1: after Barack Obama.
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  Speaker 2: In it.
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  Speaker 1: There is a statue of Obama outside it, there's a
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  Speaker 1: very else.
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  Speaker 2: There's a.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a cardboard cut out inside it.
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  Speaker 2: Pat McDonough of of all the major plazas that aren't
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  Speaker 2: the Apple Greens in the country on motorway plazas have
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  Speaker 2: super max fame had the genius notion because there had
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: somebody had rooted out from behind the back of the
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  Speaker 2: sofa when Obama.
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  Speaker 3: Was over visiting that he had a relation of some sort.
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  Speaker 2: In money Golle in money goll which divides nor Tipperary
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  Speaker 2: and County Awfully, and he kind of went with it.
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  Speaker 2: He went, yeah, you could put a comma, you know,
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  Speaker 2: an apostrophe after that.
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  Speaker 3: And Obama because he knows how you know.
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  Speaker 1: I remember Obama when he was when he was over
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  Speaker 1: that time, he had a speech in College Green and
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  Speaker 1: he introduced himself. He goes, and Barack Obama of the
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  Speaker 1: moneygall Obama's that was just a perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Line, a line like the guy knew.
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  Speaker 3: But I do I think I'd love to know are Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 2: I would love to see the fallout of that to
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: see what because he can't be beaten, right, Trump is
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: a child, He can't be beaten.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: Would he then go over to the end.
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  Speaker 1: Of you But he could back fire them Tom, because
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  Speaker 1: he would have to say that the Barack Obama plaza
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  Speaker 1: was no good and when you do that, you'd have
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: he'd have to write out a fucking long thread on
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: truth social that was like I had a SUPERMANX.
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  Speaker 3: It was disgusting, the worst food I ever.
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  Speaker 1: Had, And you're gonna lose the Irish crowd with that.
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  Speaker 3: Nurse y you are you are? You are?
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  Speaker 2: And super Max have a have a track track history
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: of winning abroad since the McDonald's tried to assume in
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: Australia for having the Big Mac with the Mighty Mac
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  Speaker 2: or whatever they call it.
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  Speaker 3: It genuinely is just McDowell's, it is.
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  Speaker 2: Literally, But I I do think he'd probably end up
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  Speaker 2: opening and naming the matter for himself.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Donald Trump plaz Donald.
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  Speaker 2: Trump Plaza on over on the M E. Another one
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  Speaker 2: in the M four, Another one in the M five
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  Speaker 2: with a super duper Max fucking drive on.
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  Speaker 3: Let him put more on what you could do? Put
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: the petal prices down how would you do that?
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: Go on, you get a taco bell in there, buddy,
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: I know you love the Mexicans to If there's one thing,
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: if Trump is smart, and that's not something he gets,
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  Speaker 1: that's not a brush he gets tired with all that.
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  Speaker 3: No, not too often.
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  Speaker 1: But if he was smart and wanted to curry favor
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: with not just the Irish people that are here, but
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Irish people abroad and you know, siphon awful lot of
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: good will that's floating around in a little bit, he
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  Speaker 1: would move from Dounbag up a little bit further north
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  Speaker 1: up the coast and go to Mayo.
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  Speaker 2: Oh now, yeah, you see the the what's his name
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  Speaker 2: of the pulled this one if he was still I
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: don't know, the libor dead.
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  Speaker 3: But Biden, Biden.
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  Speaker 1: Actually did because Joe. And this is why it's so
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: perfect for Trump to do Joe Biden is if if
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Barack Obama is from money gold and Joe Biden is
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  Speaker 1: from Mayo, fair enough. And he went there on a
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: presidential visit five years ago whatever it was.
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  Speaker 3: Remember when told me this.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: He happened to be in the spar that they brought
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  Speaker 2: him into, right, they brought and he's looking looking st
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: for men to know where the fuck he was, and
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: he's looking at the deli and they're all hands behind
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  Speaker 2: their back and they're all going to corn as president.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, because he looks in at the court slow and
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: all the bits and pieces with all his triples. I
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: don't know why my family left here so long ago.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Do you know if you're a savvy deli staff and
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Joe Biden comes in, you know that's a perfect opporture
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  Speaker 1: to just go we'll cut that in half.
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  Speaker 3: Joe, Yeah, but Mayo.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Get Trump up to Mayo, Yeah, kicking a fan and
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: congrat Congratulations gentlemen, you won the Sam Maguire Trophy. Just
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: give him that much to go up with and congratulations. Uh.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: It is a It is an absolute fact that Mayo
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: did not win in all Ireland while Joe Biden was president,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: but they won in Ireland. Well, Donald Trump was present.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Was he the difference maker? He will argue that he was.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Do you know now, you see this is a good advice.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: That's why you would make such a good presidential advice.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: That is such a moment to capitalize on, going You're welcome,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: You're welcome, welcome.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: And get the job done for you.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: He can stay, he can stay on the west and
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: go south of Dumbay and head down to Limerick too. Sure,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: and give them the thumbs up as well, because of
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: course it's right there right underneath it.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Do any harm now, he's covered all the bases.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: All jumps back on Air Force one, a couple of
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: abusive slurs on the way.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I think I think that we should we should get
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: a little, We should get him a little and not
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: just send him to the English market and these things
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: and he'll be his chicken. But I think because he's
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: known for I think you pretty much only drinks. Is
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: it Pepsi or Coca cola? He only drinks like I
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: think drinks. While he's here, they'll create a football special.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, we can do that. Yeah we could
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: do that.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Mcdaid's up and Dounee gall steadfastly refused to sponsor this podcast.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: What yeah, what the fuck they're w D forty. I
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: think it's it's.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: All we've done for you, We've done for all we've
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: done for you. Get get a creative mcdid's send a
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: creative football special down to President Trump there, tell him this,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: put it on the tom and Jerry shows tab.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: All right, no problem, and we'll we'll we'll we'll.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Cover that up and that that will be Trump been
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: and gone without an incident. I would say, Tom, because
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: like if if he if he goes with his own
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: itinery and comes over, I'll be honest with you, anything
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: can happen in the next half hour.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: What if his sticks around for longer than we want
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: him to? How do we get about the fucking gap?
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: What he means I'm gonna I see green fields? Let's
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: make another golf of course, you know? Or he just
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: another one of those chicken sandwiches? Could we could we please?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Can we start a casino somewhere? You know what I mean?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Do we get rid of him?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: What's what you do?
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: It's a delicate thing, Tom, It's it's a it's a
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: it's an art. Is not just an Irish thing, but
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: it is an international thing that if you have some
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: dose in your house, Yeah, they're called in for a
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: visit on occasion. Some of these people it is hard
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: to get rid of. I'm not finding that that much
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: now that I that I that I moved up here
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: to Dublin because we get settled them. A few visitors
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: and anybody that comes around is welcome to welcome to
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: call around and even back home. We always love to
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: see people come in to the house. I fear any
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: time I've plagued anybody, I might have been the dose.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I know he couldn't.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Be got rid of. But we all know that sometimes
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: there might be a dose in your house. And the
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: outstates are welcome, and you have to kind of yeah,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I have to kind of have a couple of get
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: out of jail cards. You do rat this kind of
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: thing up, which can be difficult time, It can be tricky.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Paul marsh you know Marshy, he he grew up and
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: his parents we're always we're always ready. I had a
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: thousand relations. But then you know, a hents kick from him,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: and all sorts of mad second third uncles of course
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: would show up. So what they used to do they'd
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: leave suitcases by the door or by the stairs inside
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: the door, and they said, listen, if some fucker was
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: thinking he was gonna land down and put the feet
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: up for evens up and day and talking ship and
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: eating macOS, say look look at we have andon norin
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: over from New York. She's only just after lun she's
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: having an app upstairs. So call back another day and.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Look and they would have it, or they.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Would just we're only going out of the road, or
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: solve we're heading off to clear for the weekend. Fuck it,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: look at rage and would love to spend the evening
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: now Jesus only were booked in for dinner.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Blow where you have to have that ready.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I think you have to have that in the back
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: pocket for Trump going like if he does decide to
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: throw the throw the feet up right like that, you
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: just kind of have to go. Listen, Donald, we're hitting away.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I'd love you to stay all evening, to be honest
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: with you, but we have Obama coming over later on.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: You know we're not cha. We're not chasing you.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: I'm not chasing No, no, no, no, no, I'm not chasing.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: You're that you've heard that said.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not chasing you, and you're more than welcome to
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: stay both. Look at things were said said in the
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: past and we as well.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: But look as you know of you, if you, if you,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: if you, if you sit around another half in there,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: that fifty will be a scourge. You'll be on it
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: all night. What you want to do is get out.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Ahead of it there, So you do, that's exactly. Oh,
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: you'll be just beat that traffic now otherwise Now, I'd
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: love to have you here all evening.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: But the funk out of the country.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: There was always great ones for us.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: There was always the cows and milk when I was
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: small up the road at the grandfather's place, or there
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: was cattle to be moved.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Cattle be moved was a great one because they're they're
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: on the clock and they're moved.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: They're perpetually moving like you're moving them all the time,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: like if to move, especially during the spring to the
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: autumn months, you're moving from product to paduct and the
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: and the whole family can pail out the door on
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: that one does not sure, I wait shat away to
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: herself until you get back. No, just we're all gone.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Well he's on the whole family job fix in hand
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: and you're off fucking and invariably you'd have to go
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: for a bit of a wander through a field and
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: walk around the digital wait till the fucking car pull
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: back out of the driving.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: And wander back.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: But you know, I too, I know, I know in
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: the fact, especially with beer on board, I've probably ended
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: up in places like with this can't ever.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: You know if you, if you, if you can't spot
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: the dose, it's you most likely well, Tom, we will
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: wish President Trump all the best, I suppose.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: All the best.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Boast out the fucking boast out the check book. Now, Donald,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: don't mind your fucking arson around and fund and Doland enough.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Whatever you do, whatever you do, don't die in Ireland.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: We would hate to have that.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: To say, no, just to do if you even a cough,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: just putting back in the planes anyway, spend loads of money.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Donald, that's all you need to post out the checkbook.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: That's mother than that. We don't care. We don't care,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: we don't care.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Just give up the l nonsense. Tom, I have more
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: nonsense to talk to you about. But it's not about
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: President Trumpe. It's about another lad. As long term listeners
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: of the show will know, the second segment of The
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Show takes a little look at someone
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: who really fucking exceeded themselves in the course of their
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: natural life to become someone we refer to not as
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: this lad, but this lad.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Now again, I've taken great joy from last week, where
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I knew nothing about what Jerry's talking about. I also
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: know nothing about who Jerry has the selected season.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: I'm very excited.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: And you know what I'm going to tell you, Tom,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: It's a guy who has been in the news for
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: several going on years now at this case this at
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: this stage, but recently was sentenced and was all this
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: kind of things.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: So you know it's crime straight away. Okay, So he's
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: back in.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: The news on account of this, and crime wise, we
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: got to fucking go around the houses with this one here. Tom.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: We're not a true crime podcast, but and we're certainly
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: not a sexually deviant podcast.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Oh now we're not. But at the same time, it's
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: nice to dip the toe in the water of dirt.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Funny you should mention TOAs Tom, because this week's this
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: lad is a chap called Neil Hopper. Neil Hopper was
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: a surgeon, a very very renowned NHS vascular surgeon, and
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: he was like a real not even a good look story,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: but it was a real motivational story. Do you get me?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, So he writes to Riches kind of that he
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: was he was he was an exceptional surgeon and would
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: perform amputations and such like that's that.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: That was his stocking trade. He was the guy that
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: did the UK in the UK. But like a very
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: well regarded and and and well got family man. Now,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: how he ended up being somewhat of I dare say
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: celebrity was that he himself had two below the knee amputations,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: so he was walking on the metal legs there. He
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: had issues with his own legs the result of sepsis
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: and all this kind of thing. So here he was
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: an amputation surgeon who had his own legs amputated. So
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: he was a wonderful guy to talk to you before
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: your operation, and he had your own good hands. I
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: know what you're going through, you know, you know, every
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: dentist in the country should have a two polled to
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: know what it feels like them. This kind of thing.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Wonderful story, a good man.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, so far I'm not hearing anything in apt whatsoever?
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: What?
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: What what are we getting to her chair?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Well, Tommy didn't lose his legs as a result of sepsis,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: they came to find out, Jesus Christ. He lost his
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: legs very much by choice. Because Neil Hopper's sexual fetish
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: was amputations, and for the longest time he considered his
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: own legs to be an enormous burden to him, holding
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: him back from being the man he thought he could be.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: A true Hopper, a true hopper, Neil Hopper missing his legs.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Ah, he can't kneel now, and fairful, you can't kneel.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: You can't fucking hop?
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Are you fucking Like?
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I watched the program of of Kinky Bastards before and
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, this fellow in love with Honda Civic
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: and he was, you know, right, And then you know
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: there's a one and she's after marrying a pirate.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: And someone considering themselves married to the Eiffel Tower, and yeah.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: And there's you know, there was a fellow he was
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: in love with a dolphin and you know, okay, you're right, okay,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: but and I've heard of that there was a guy
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: who had a sexual fantasy to be eating alive, like
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: really really, you know this isotomized and stuff like, okay,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: so this is.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: More the level. So the guys that are rubbing, rubbing
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: the balls up against the feet, that's one thing, you know,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: first and foremost we want to say at the Tom
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: and Jerry Show that we do not think shame to
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: borrow a phrase from a certain Australian politician.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: But I'm not spending any more time on it.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: We every now and then we'll have to go yeah, okay,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: but hold on a second. Just like you mentioned there
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the guy that wanted to be eaten, and there actually
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: was a chap who I want to say his sexual
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: fetish was to be killed and eaton in Germany, remember
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: that Germany?
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: That's it?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and he signed over I I decree that
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I am one hundred percent okay with being killed and eaton.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Fucking going to be the best day of my life
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to be killed and eaton. And the guards were still like, yeah,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: still a crime that No, we're getting here for that.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah you can't. Yeah, you can't be signing that over.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: That's that's yeah, hearing it there.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: So we get to meet you.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: We're into that kind of extreme ended things where you're
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: just sort of like, okay, not for me.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: So doctor, doctor Neil, So did he get himself into
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: the like that's a driven individual?
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: He was a driven individual. Reputations as a as a trade.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: More than that in a second, right, Okay, So we'll
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: come to find out how he had his own legs
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: cut off and this is the thing that's rolling on
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: since twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen. Okay he was and this
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: is a man with a wife and kids.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: By the way, who, by the way, is going to
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: get the blue disc for parking places. But anyway, Jesus Christ,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: long road to go for it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: But anyway, it's yeah, So how do you fax epsos? Tom?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: How do you fake vascular shutdown that requires very uniform amputation?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Like he got his legs cut off like the Knight
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: that says, like the Black Knight, just completely level two
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: inches underneath the knees, scratch his butt of scratch. What
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: ar wicked doctor was doing was he was sticking his
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: legs in buckets of ice for up to eight hours
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: out of time time to sort of bring frost bite
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: and uh general poor leg health. I guess I'm no doctor.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, whim half would tell you probably cure or
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: socking syphilis or something like But anyway, yeah.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: But yeah, so some of the some of the ice
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: bat bros will be like, yeah, deadly is going to
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: be ripped a fuck shredded to bits.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Were called inflammation in those caves.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really really racking up the PBS on the five
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: k runs with them. No, he sickened his legs with
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: ice until the point where they're like, Neil, Ah, brother,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: legs are sh We don't know how to tell you this,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: but we're gonna have to chop them bitches off, to
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: which Neil was like, oh no, oh dear, oh no.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Did he have to lose these appendages?
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Did he go long trouser leg or shorty or above?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Then I wonder below the knee too, below the kny
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: two inches two inches below the He just just clean
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: as a whistle straight across, and he has the sort
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: of robot legs, the military legs like. He looks like
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: he's got the fucking winter solder legs there. So he's
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: having a fucking and he's having a great old him.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Like number one, I'm going to tell you this much time.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe it is your sexual fetish to lose a leg,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: and I cannot put myself in that headspace, right, Okay,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: there's no coming back from that. That is, in the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: case of the next day turning around and going like,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: do you know what, I didn't quite care for having
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: a fucking bag it up your rsh. I won't be
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: going I won't be doing that again.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: But also but if you hears the thing about sticking
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: back on thinking about yeah about love and bag gets
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: up your whole. You could do it every day the
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: week if you want it. Well, this is like, that's
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: this is as you said, This is one and done.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: This is one and a baby finger first like or something.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Would you not have gone for one leg?
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the fucking second one to look forward to do
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: the chopper readA bloody fucking the heck come on just like.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: And no, but he was like no, all or nothing.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I want to fucking two of them gone in the
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: one go.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: The plot tickets, Tom, I just opened it there, just
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: and it opened with and this will tell you the
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: BBC there's such cons the Wells speaking doctor and just
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: what the hell is that going to do it?
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: And there's nothing got to do with it.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: It's like out there be dragons, only twisted bastards could
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: have to want to see Welsh.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: That's Wales for you.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the plot tickets.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, so so far we're not seeing a crime here. Okay, No,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I mean if I you know, he's not put into
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: the bands, so be it right. His crime, Tom was
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: insurance fraud. Oh yes, indeed, because he claimed insurance payouts
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: for losing his legs through illness, which he absolutely did
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: not do. He lost them through fucking I don't even
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: know if he if he if he had the legs
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: chopped off and then pulled himself. I don't know what
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: the fucking rhythm it is is whatsoever? Just looking down
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: where his legs used to be, going like God, Jesus, yeah,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: or fucking smashing job. He put in insurance claims for
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: four hundred and sixty six thousand pounds sterling for the
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: two legs, for the two legs, and claimed it and
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: got it and went back to work, and everybody was like,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: he's so brave, He's so wonderful. He's such a fucking
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: chairman man, deadly stuff. He's made a thousand blossoms bloom,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: He's got a half millions sterling in his back pocket,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: you know, of his cameo trunks.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Of his jorts arts for sure.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Ah. And that's what they got him on. They got
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: him on fraud. They all camponed them. They got him
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: on fraud, because what the fuck else could they get
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: the man on?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: But I wonder what sport did he fucking blabber down
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: the hotel bar one evening or something.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: What what the fuck?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Because even the hardest, fucking, most cynical horror of an.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Insurance loss adjuster is gonna go. Yeah, but like he's
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: got he got sick legs?
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Mate, how are you gonna how you gonna fuck up
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: your legs when you a doctor?
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I don't know why he
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: just became suddenly real soulful.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why he's fucking OJ's lawyer.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, he's trying to put a glove
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: on your man's foot. So that's that worked on the
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: last one. That this one the okay, So.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: How we got got was as you said yourself, there, Tom,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: he fucking rather than himself fucking. He was a subscriber
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: to an amputation pornography website sentences. I never thought I
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: would hear myself say, Tom that this is a thing
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: that you for.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: A second time in one week.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He he was part of an online
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: message board or some such a community of this.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: But he must have been like there, like he was there, Gandalf,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: like I mean, he had not.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: No, he no, he got got, He got got because
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: the website was seized by the good people of website
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: police that were like, no, you can't fuck just post
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: videos of lads chop under nick and balls off with
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: a fucking bride knife. No, that's we're just gonna say
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: no to that. So all you people were gonna have
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: a little look at all you fucking sake folks that
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: are subscribed to this, including what's that name there, doctor
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Neil Hopper. Is that the same guy that was on
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: this morning, the surgeon that was on talking to fucking
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Philip and Holly about how brave he is coming back
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: in here, coming back Hobe. He wasn't talking to Philip,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: but you know, and and Schofields there next over on
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the thing. Ah, is this the dude? It is the
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: fucking dude, And that's what he got God for possession
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: the pornography. Again, they're at pains on the BBC website
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: to say it's not child pornography. It's like no, but
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: it is lads volunteering to get their fucking hands cut
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: off on YouTube. So ah, yeah, not the King shame,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: but hold on, So he's probably not a website someone
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: should be providing from.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: So this guy specializes as an amputy surgeon every day
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: of the week. And he ain't getting his fucking rocks
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: off on the job.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Well, that is what brings us to light now, Tom, because,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: like I said, this cour case has been going for
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: several years, and your man's in real last jail for
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: a couple of years on account of insurance for all
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: and all this kind of crack and possession of what
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: they're calling extreme pornography, which I'm going to just call
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: like not pornography as I would understand it to be.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Not a boom in site.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Just six shit, just six shit, fair enough.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, So enjoy jail, Neil. What is coming to light
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: now is a big public outcry of people going like,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: why on a second does the same lot to chop
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: my fucking arm off in twenty twenty two? Was he there?
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Fucking did it need to come off?
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: In other words, didn't need number one, didn't need to
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: come off number two? Was he just? They are giddy
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: with excitement as he could it off? Number three? Am
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I on YouTube? What the fuck is happening here?
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ? So you're looking at it like you're going
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: to the sky with a cough. He's like, I got
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: my bronchitis. I'd say we need to cut your coca.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna have to arms gonna have to
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: come off on the neath the shoulder their pile. No, no,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: the word for, in fact, we may need to take
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the two arms off.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Sorry, it's of cough Man.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta tell you know, we've gotta gotta take
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: the two arms off, buddy. So people are understandably Tom
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: up in arms about it, and I was curious, Yeah,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: not up in arms. There are up and stumps there
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: just like fucking having a dreadful time.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: And I personally was not certain that this material would
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: get laps on the Tom and Jerry Shore.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Here we are, buddy, done too many dick jokes.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: This is I'm proud of us.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: So so again everybody is starting to come forward with
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: this and and and be like, you know, the hang
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: on maybe fucking out lad winning yesterday and you got
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: his foot off when the cand of diabetes or some
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: such Now was that essential? Were you a rock hard
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: and smiling under your gown there?
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: What kind of fucking show is the NHS running over
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: here at all? This could be going on four years
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: surely though.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, like, if you're ampitating something, there's gotta be
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: a do you wanna you want to get doctor O'Brien
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: in here for one second time? Nope?
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Are you sure? No?
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I know what I'm looking at. Doctor Mine is just
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: out in the corridor. He pretty much specializes.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: In this thing, a full range of movement.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Come, can we go?
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: See that's a phantom movement, is what that is.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Don't be fucking fooled by yourself.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you now, you're gonna feel right as rain
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: as soon as I take off your coper Tarso.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: This is this is very like that last year who
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: was like thought she was married to the Eiffel Tower
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: and it's like, okay, well, what do you do for
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: a living? I'm a toure operator in the Eiffel Tower.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Work this romance going on? Yeah, it's for a guy
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: who's fetish his whole live long life is hacking off limbs.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: He just whoa tom, I nearly said, landed on his feet. Yeah,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: there you go, that's how he got his kicks. Sorry,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I'll no, I can't.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: If the she was on the other foot, now, he
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: wouldn't be smiling.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't be smiling. You wouldn't be smiling.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: But there you go.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: The curious case of Neil Hopper. He cannot kneel and
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: cannot hop.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: And but it's the lad just in kiss anybody who's
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: wondering the origins of this level of weirdness.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: He was Welsh speaking, Oh yeah.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Welsh speaking doctor Neil Hopper, who will be out and
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: walking among this now very shortly again.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Rolling anyway?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Secure for that?
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Like do you just let him just pick all the
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: petals off a fucking flowers on the daily base? So
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: what what what's the cure? Like how do you othern't
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: put fucking bullet through the guy? Like what's what do
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: you get him down off that kind of kinky ship?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Your question will beat him? Like you know, anybody, anybody
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: that goes to jail and rehabilitates and come backs out
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: into life, I'll give them a pass, you know what
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I mean? Like, fair enough, he the trime, you've done
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: the time, here you go. But what I'm gonna tell
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: you is who fucking hires him going forward?
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: She's a hedgecotton crowds, do you know?
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: And if he his reabilitated, he's like, let me out here.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: The first person see him chopping their limbs off? Go
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: would you would you low us to give you one
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: lasting spin. Yeah, one kinky last thing for you, Neil. Yeah,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: what are you thinking? We chop your fucking hands off, Neil.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: You can't even wipe your hole, let alone harm another
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: person for the rest of your fucking life.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: How's that?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see, let's see double click a website with
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: no anyway, Jesus Christ, I gotta tell you we the
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: idea was after that dirty past, and that is one
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: of the strangest, most honest, most upseting cases that I
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: have seen in my life, and indeed in your life
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: as well, Toma. Fuck me. We've seen a lot because,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: as we say in the third segment of the show,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: we're not young people. We've been around a while and
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: we've seen a lot of things. Ain't seen that kind
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: of thing, but we've seen a lot of things. We
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: look back on them in the segment that we call
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: we Remember when this.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: One is quite easy to get people around. You may
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: have noticed in between there I've for the past undered
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: us or odd episodes, there's normally a little a little
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: voice over, a.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Little jingle, aary between jingle, a little.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: In between one of our our our three segments, and
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: you didn't have it last week, and nobody kicked up
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: a post in all fairness to them, but.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Listenership didn't plumber.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: He didn't.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: But we like that there. We like the show to
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: be just right. I also noticed last week and this
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: week you might notice that our that our steeple jack
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: chum couldn't radio win.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, he couldn't. But we might be able
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: to work it out this week. I can work it out.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll set up an DN there for him.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: The problem being is Tom's big, stupid expensive computer decided
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: of this and some engine part locked up on it,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: and it has now gone to do gone to the mechanics,
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: the computer mechanics, with every fucking thing I possessed. Jerry, Yeah,
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: it has gone with the world inside in it, this
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: fucking thing. And of course I'm getting I'm getting the
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: poorm out of your mind, going no.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: There's a fucking trick. You want to get that now,
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what the Yeah, when he says tricky, he
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: means expensive.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Job, that's what.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: And I haven't gotten I haven't gotten been told. I
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: haven't been told I think yet by the man. So
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: that's where we're at the minute. I've fallen back on
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: the laptop, and the laptop is absolutely fine. But for
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: it coming through clear to me maybe I don't know
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: what the none of my jingles, all my stuff is gone.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: It's inside that computer right now, So it's in a
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: shopping clann fucking mell. I can just about get the
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry show jingle at the top of the bottom.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: And that's as much as we're going to have until
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: that man fixes my computer and gets me back all
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: my stuff.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: So it got to us.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Thinking about come a time nowadays, Jerry, you catch the
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: computer fucking in the bin and go, well, that's that done,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: onto the next And that wasn't always the case, sure
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: to Unnguer it wasn't.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: No. I mean, it warms my heart somewhat, Tom to
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: hear that your computer even can be repaired and is
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: in a repair show.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: We will the jury is still out on it.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Chair. Your man is sucking through his fucking teeth for
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: twenty seconds at a time. We're not there yet, We're
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: not over the fucking line just yet. But anyway, when
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: the shop exists, that my shop exists, that might he
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: took it in off me. He took it over the
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: counter and went, I'll give him my best shot.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Kid, Like you do that, son, Because as you say yourself,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: that the thing to do these days with something that
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: is broken or not working is to fuck it out.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I cannot go down to the fingall skip the fingal
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: dump one more time, Tom, to see people throwing seventy
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: inch LCD screens into the fucking bind Yeah, because the
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: picture of it just isn't right. We are of a time, Tom,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: when if the thing broke, you fixed it. Yeah.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Yet, and it's I still have a Mikita. I'm very
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: proud of this. It's got to be well. I got
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: beaten recently.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: By herself's father when he was talking about his his
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Makita jigsaw. But I Makita jigsaw that has seen force.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: That's the brocious.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, it is fucking bulletproof. It winds up like you know,
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: like a jigs like. It isn't the instantaneous jigsaw that
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: you can winds up with that gets up into it speed.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: It's a fucking beast. It'll go through.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Anything with the right blade on it. And it's it's
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: got to be sixteen or seventeen years old.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: But and what respect, Tom, do you do you think
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: you're going to be using your Parkside jigsaw that you
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: bought from legal in sixteen years with respect.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Let's get you well that she park says, all right,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: to be fair, it's not bad, but it's I can.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I can promise you trying to get parts, this is
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: the problem. You can because the likes of Mikita are
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: very good, the long, long running Japanese company are very
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: good for providing replacement parts and bits and pieces because they.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Kind of know.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: They know they're flogging the new stuff all the time,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: but they kind of know their after sales are a
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: lot of older Joiners and stuff like that are going. Man,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: I this fucking thing's a beast. I'm if I can
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: replace the brushes in it. Do you know? Now? A
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: lot of these things are brushless, you know, and you
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: ain't getting at it like a little orbital standard that
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I had. Fucking killed the thing, but I mean I can't.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: It's only fucking three months old. Killed here on the
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: job when we're doing the house. And my Lithuanian friend
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: who still is only a young man but still comes
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: from that mindset in he's brought up in Lithuania that
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: you fix we open, we have look, I says, we
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: open we have look, let's have a fucking look, and
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: hoping we did found all it was there, and I
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: was being told by people fucking out get another. One
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: said yeah, oh yeah, I'll give another one hundred quid
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: for Sander. No, yeah, a rubber band and you could
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: buy him for twelve euros this set of rubber bands,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: just to just to regulate the speed on of thing.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: And there we are fixed brand you again.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: You know, it is such a foreign concept these days
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: to come. We've talked before on the show about the
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: TV repair man. That was a job someone would come,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: you know, you could take your TV to them. But
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: these things were like five and six on the West.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: There was a big fucking built in thing.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: He weren't lifting it around the place, but he would
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: come and he would open up the back of it
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: a change, a couple of a cattle braid, drivers, tubes
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: and whatnot, and I think he'd be fucking right is
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: nine pence Again, You didn't just say our fucket, we'll
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: suck it out and buy a new one. You fixed it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: And it was a piece of furniture because I remember
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: we had one and the buttons were like you could
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: hit you could hit the buttons with a fucking love hammer.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: But it was actually timber, like it was in the
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: body of it was timber. Yeah, so it was it
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: looked like a piece of furniture like it was cherry
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: wood or something on the outside or walnut on the outside.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Veneered vineyard of course.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: But yeah, get with a cigarette burner to you here
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: there a cigarette burner. Maybe I definitely hit a tea
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: cover ing and several parts, like you know, and those
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: things sucked in dust like you didn't need a hoover
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: back in the old days. They just inhaled every with
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: the static electricity they were generating in the corner.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Of the room.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they just.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Every fucking They were like their own fucking orbit around them,
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: like in the way I dust.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: But there was not just that.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: But and I've talked about this, the appliance guy that
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: was local here too, and how my grandfather went in
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: with me one day with the mother's kitchen aid.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: This was was going to say, for every man that
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: has a drill that he's had for forty years, a
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: lady has a ken wood mix or something, they could
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: take it in.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: And this guy, I know I since heard that he's
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: closed up the shop, you know, And I was thinking
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: to you, I was like, jar would fucking hate that now,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: But lo and behold he's just working from his own
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: garage and what he can do. Right, This is how
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: good this guy is, right, he's still operational.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Chair.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: The mother's oven went the button and I wouldn't spring
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: back out the spring the outy button and she rang
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: him and he says me a video call and showed
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: me walk me through.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Everything he went. Can I do?
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: That's a French bastard. That's a French bastard. They've they've
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: gone out of they've gone bang. And if I don't,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: I don't remember if I remember correctly, the parts just
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: they have designed their own fucking parts behind us. I
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: could retro fit something, missus. But let me tell you,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I I honestly for what I'd have to do to
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: rip the face, rip the seal and rip the face
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: off it and fucking replace it the whole thing yet
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: nearly because that's like fifteen years old oven. Yeah, would
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: you think would you think about getting a new oven, missus?
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Because like I'd be halfway to fucking fix and i'd
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: fix it, and you might go on to get another
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: two years.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: You know, I can appreciate it.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: He had her go through everything because he's I'd love
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: to fix it. I'd love to fix that for you
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: and maybe.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Put me in the game chief.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: And if she if she was, he gave her the option.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: He goes, this is this is the way it is.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: I'll give you the option.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I can probably retro it's some sort of spring spring
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: motion behind that, maybe rob it off something else. And
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: but for the work i'd have to do, I'd need
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: that for two days, and I'd have to charge you
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: two days fucking draft or whatever. You'd be halfway to
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: buy a fucking new oven.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: So what do you want?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Your call?
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Miss is so at least at least at least the
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: at least the cost was there. It warmed the cocks
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: in my heart to know that a man still exists,
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: like they.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Can do all that kind of work. And you know,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of the times time we can take all
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: we're doing these things ourselves. If you're sort of skilled,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: like you know, you managed to fix your standard there.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I managed to fix the the my wife's kitchen aid mixer,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: which is our which is our pride and joy and
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: that's you know, we've talked about kitchen aid mixers before
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: in the show. It's like, literally the World War two ended,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: it's like, well, we don't we can't make engines for
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: be fifty two bombers anymore. What we do with all
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: these parts make make food mixers for the ladies back home.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: You can open it up and you can find very
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: definitely not little micro chips and ship like this, but
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: actual switches and cobs and relationship and if you're kind
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: of handy, a wee bit and I will pride myself
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: on being a wee bit handy, not not a lot,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: but I'll get the job done and you can fix
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: it up yourself. What we're battling against them is a
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: phrase that has grown in our lifetime. Kids these days
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: might just think, well that that has always been here, brother,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: No it hasn't. The phrase is called planned obsolescence. Yeah,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: where the failure of the product is not by accident.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: In the design of a product, they make sure that
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: this thing will break at a certain time that will
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: require you to get another.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Now, not about that to me with your computer, by
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: the way.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's and a lot of it was Apple products
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: and whatnot. That would release software every couple of months,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: and they'd be like, what the fuck. I didn't really
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: need an update on the thing to make it the
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: background different and fuck all else really changed. But if
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: you tell me I have to do it, okay, fair enough,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: But then you tell me that by downloading this software update,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: now my computer is just fucked. It just doesn't work anymore. Yep,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: that's planned absolescence. Maybe you've had that computer for too
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: long and Apple would like you to buy another one,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: please and thank you.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, like we talked about Toyota in the past,
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: like and how they used to make their jeeps the
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: land Cruiser to military grade for domestic market.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, and then clocked it on and went, what the fuck.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Are we doing.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Nobody's fucking coming back to us for a new one.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, better start putting these things in the mud.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: And then like that they came way back to five year,
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: you know, ten year, five year life expectancy instead of
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: a twenty five year fucking military grade. These things are
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: breaking inside eight years. They're like, yeah, you know, scars,
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: isn't it scarce?
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I am? I did hear one, and I haven't done
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: the research on this, but it sounds it sounds fairly
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: legit to me. Tom that say, your washing machine or
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: your dishwasher, if you I wash everyone on the same
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: fucking cycle time, I don't. I don't have time to
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: think whether this is bedding or denim or what the
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: fuck it is. I put it to quick wash, and
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I put it.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of stuff on that vocal washing machine er.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: It's telling me that it's it's it's iron ready. I'm like,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: there's this doesn't stop the ECO forty time and press start.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: That's what you right. We're told that you should mix
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: that up because each of the settings has a certain
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: amount of goals on them.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Fuck off.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: So you might have you might have six hundred goals
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: for ECO four hundred and then six hundred goals for
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: outdoor wash and six hundred goals for bedding or whatever
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: the fuck it might be. So that when you get
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: to the end of that, if you think about it,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: time you put your washing machine on what like every
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: two days, every three days if you can, okay, six
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: hundred goals, six hundred goals will take you what three
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: years to run through, and at that stage of a
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: washing machine is out a warranty and it will just
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: literally start to shut down. Nothing wrong with it, nothing
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: wrong with it, just it has counted the amount of
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: times you've you've put it on. So they say you
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: should mix it up between higher echo six hundred or
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: on your on your dishwash, you know, plates, heavy pots,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: whatever it might be. Yeah, it doesn't really hold water,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: because if I was a dishwasher maker, I would just
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: say six hundred goes of anything and then kill it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: But it was said to me, and I momentarily believed it.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I believe that's the world war living in today. And
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: if you ring as you said yourself, I've I've run
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: guys to come out and fix the dishwasher because I
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: didn't have the money for a new one. And this
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: guy said he would fix it for sixty bucks. And
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: he came out and he sucked around with it, and
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: and and we got another year out of it. That
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: was that was worth a fifty year old call that.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: But he said to me, look, you know there's no
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: parts for this. It's you know, there's nothing I can
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: do with it. But I'm just gonna try something and
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: it's going to do one of two, one of three things.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: It's going to fix it, it's gonna break it, or
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: it's gonna do nothing.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, I'd rolled the dice on that one.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Roll the dice on that one. It's either going to
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: fix it, break it completely, or nothing will have changed
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: and it still will be giving you dirty dishes back it. I,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: you can't do it. And he put a screwdriver in
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: the side of it and shut the door. Fuck, it's
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: just by putting the screw driver in the side of
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: it and shutting the hinge against it sort of relocated
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: his shoulder Martin Riggs style.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: And okay, so it was kind of sucking hingebound, So
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: wouldn't former lock okay? Yeah, And that was it the days,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: the days of not just getting a fell out. It
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: was the days you could like things were simplistic enough
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: that you could take a stab at it yourself.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Again, like I said, try and have a little look
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: and believe me to him, By the time I called
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: the man out to fix the dishwasher, I had taken
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: it apart. He pricked out it enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is beyond my scale to fix.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: And I have given myself three electric trucks. Well, I
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: was very.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Proud of myself. Actually the other day it's funny that
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: you we went down this route. It was yesterday.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I stupidly a couple of weeks ago.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: I have an air pump, you know, for pumping tires
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: in the car, and somebody who won't get it even
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: a GP here that it's off the road this long time.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: But it's a perfect for driving around the ranch, you know,
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: it's absolute dreamy for driving around the ench. But the
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: tires go flat that I ain't getting fucking replaced or changed.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: They'll go flat after about six weeks, and it's nice
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: to keep it topped up. And I had the air
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: pump in the car and the nozzle of it on
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: a long pipe hung out the door of the car
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: at the jeep. The other day I closed it. Made
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: shit of it.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, plastic fucking heaper rubbish.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I was a good pumpture.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Would like you'd replace a pump for twenty quid, wouldn't you?
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Would fuck cher?
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Went on Amazon and ordered two spare nozzles made
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: from fucking some sort of brass ally figured the tougher
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: one wout right, but they if if it says, it
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: can just fit on. It came with no clamps nothing,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: found myself a little twenty mini fucking Jubili clipper.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Factor.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Someone, Yeah, snip off the.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Old fucking rubbish roger, a little bit of lubricant our friends,
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: w D forty slatted straight in, straight down the pipe.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Jubilee clip tightened the fucking thing till I nearly broke
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: my hand and put the turk PSI in all four
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: jeep tires lovely And was there a fucking squeak of.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: A fart out of it?
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: No, I was proud as punch five euro us instead
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: of replacing, Instead of replacing, the York just took fifteen
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: minutes of a bit of elbow breeze.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you another thing Tom to have about the house.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: And I'm sorry listeners can't see this because you're listening.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Ain't watchers. Good stuff here gas spray, so you get
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: it in any computer repair shopping. It's not all that cheap.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: It's about ten hour can and it's just aaron can,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: just compressed aaron and can with a little w D
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: forty strong to it. I could have done with that.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I think maybe that's what I did to the big computer.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you like anything that I've had that
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: has broken or anything like that. I find if you
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: loosen it down, you give it a blast of this
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: to clean efforting inside it, and then you tighten it
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: all back up again. Will usually kick.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Or or tom be broken, or I would have done nothing.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: That same.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: GP years ago, there's a great mechanic up the road,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: and he was saying she was it was struggling whatever was.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: He didn't have time to fix it properly, right, But
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: he'll say there was an injective problem. I don't know
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: what was struggling for the start in the mornings where
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: there was the heating coils for the for the the
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: easel or whatever, but it was struggling. It says, Look,
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: I can get you through the next three weeks for
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: the start and the cold start in the morning. Yeah,
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: most jeeps, like the oldland Rovers like we have, have
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: outside there as it's air in the air intake up
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: on the side of the bonnet where you could put
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: on a snorkle if you needed it. Is doing me
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: a favor by yourself a kind of hair spray across
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: the road there in that shot flammable, yes, air spray,
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: So it's technically easy start, like the song fucking I
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: can't reasy start on making moans hit the day. And
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: that's exactly what I used for three weeks of spraying it.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Just one little squirt down the air intake and just
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: to get things fat them in a way. She went
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: and away she go every single morning. I'll tell you, man,
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: I could actually get on notire. I can't actually remember
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: what it was he had to fix that time, but
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: he got me through three weeks with a kind of
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: silver screen, the stuff from the nineties that.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Your mother would have welded her hair to her head with.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it worked.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: An absolute fucking treat. It's it's it's it's. It's little
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: fixes like this time if you learn them.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, you used to have. You used to have lads
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: that would do this this for your repair chaps. And
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: as as we're finding as time goes by, they're just
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: trying to get more your money out of them. I say,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I say, don't give it to them. If it is
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: within your remit to fix, see if you can fix it.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I know not everybody's going to be able to fix
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: an LG smart TV if it starts showing a burn
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: on the side of it. Yeah, you know, okay, fair enough,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: but a couple of other appliance is about that. If
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: you haven't and of course, if you don't have hands
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: to fix things, don't touch them. I don't want people
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: fucking having hands amputated by dodgy doctors on account of
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: advice I gave them as to how they fix mixer.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: So you yeah, you got got there's a great one
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: there before we sign off to people. So people are
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: going fox sake. It's all well, good for the fucking
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: leads fricking at these things, but I've never so much
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: as opened the fucking kind of fucking peaches. What do
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: they need as a starter kitcher? So you started with
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: the duster one. I am desperate get Canada dustin, Yeah,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: can of dustin. And yet look, I'll tell you I
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: have everyone here beside me.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Tom.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: That's a little set of screw set of screwdrivers.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: And it's not like it's not like a watchmaker's it's
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: not like a watchmaker's set of screw drivers. They're not
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: that small, but it's not unlike you know, if your
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: if your mom ever had glasses, she might have a
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: wee screw driver that she gotten there.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeh yeah, and.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: The optictions for fixing her glasses to size. A little
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: set like that that has ten or fifteen various screw
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: tips on it, small ones. You don't need anything big, Tom,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you don't need big screwdrivers because you know, I use
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: this here just for taking apart game boys and things
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: like this.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: And nearly little screws like that.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Nearly everything mechanical robotic electronic in the planet has been
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: opened and closed, and a YouTube video has been made.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: About it exactly.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: You don't be if you have a little in exactly
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: what you're looking for and take somebody like that.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Somebody's done it.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's set screwdrivers to that as well. Has things
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: that like if you if you have small electronics, and
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: like I say, I've been doing game bys and sit
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: like this to have real odd screw heads heads and
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: ship like that. So get get something like that and
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I paid I think seven year old for that online.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Get a set of something that you can take things apart. Tom,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Get a can of dust and spray to blast things apart,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: and get yourself a phone that can show you a
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: YouTube tutorial I found this evening. And you've got ninety
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: percent of what Tom and Jerry have after that, it's
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: just you. You won't the will does now.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: I mean you're I'm not going to start telling you
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: to get in butchering things open and stuff like that.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Well you got a fucking blowhard, no, like if you
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: even you often see him in those those value supermarkets
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: that we this gus who want who haven't sponsored a
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: show and anyway, but there's two of them in Ireland
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: from based out of Germany. You'd often find that they
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: have their little freestanding vices that you can just clamp
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: together and they are actually I couldn't find a fucking
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: use for that thing for love of money until really
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: I I started fixing gear here, like bits of toys. Yeah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: and there was a one that had so a boats
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: to your table and then it has a little vice
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: but it's nearly on a pivoted head so you can
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: actually toot to towards yourself and fuck I must have
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: used it forty times in the last couple of months
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: for just fixing out shite belonging to the young fla
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: like oh.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I remember with the wee man all as we Thomas
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: trains and and like you know, you'd snapped the coupling
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: of you'd snapped the coupling of a thing, don't throw
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: that out. Just get some way troublesome truck or something
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: and screw that apart. Take the couple of it, put
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: it on the good train way you go.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: You'd be amazed the amount of things that, by metric
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: all fit together, isn't it. You'll take it off another
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: young jeez. That a genius and you're like, not really
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: desired like that, Just like four factories in the whole
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: world making these things, and they all they all up.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: It's not like fucking chargers for phones. They don't just
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: you know where they just do whatever they fuck they want.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Like they can take all under under the same remit.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Like if you're if you're if you're.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: So inclined, get a soldern iron and that's that's. You
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: might think that'll be beyond you a wee bit, But
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: a lot of the times, if I've taken something apart
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: and it's not working, it's because one of the solar
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: giants has gotten just as slightly wee bit too dry,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: and you're like, how do I fix that? I can
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: do it, you know, hold the soldern iron to it
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: until the solder melts, take the soldern iron away, The
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: solder goes hard again and has trapped whatever it was
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: supposed to trap in. It takes ten seconds and it
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: will either fix it, break it completely, or do nothing.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so trust Jerry.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: If he can do it, it's gonna be trust the
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Show. And if I see one more
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: of his throwing a perfectly good fucking air fryer in
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: the dump, Dan cool mind, gonna lose Tom. Oh my god,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: have we given people terrible advice this week when it
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: comes to fixing things. Maybe people have money to throw
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: away these days. I don't know, as far as I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: was concerned. The economy is doing good these days, question Mark. Anyway,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: we we we do.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: We look at it's you don't have to solidly take
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: our advice. But if you stand back and think about
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: a thing, just don't fuck it away straight away. That's
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: what we're trying to say. There's a strong possibility that
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: would have been insulating tape, snips, Jerry, soldier and iron.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: And maybe a couple of small scooter. But you'll get
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: a and awful other things.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: You know, this isn't at least get another six months
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: and you know. You can tell us all about it,
• 1:01:54
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• 1:01:57
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• 1:02:00
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  Speaker 2: I've never thought of approaching people in such a way,
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  Speaker 2: such a niche part of society, but you're just did right.
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  Speaker 1: So everybody needs to be seen if any of this
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go off and see about it.
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  Speaker 2: after the last good luck, good look