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A Beaver, A Squirrel, and Two Nuts | Thursday November 20, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
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  Speaker 2: It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan ol Mallley along
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  Speaker 2: with Trey Trenholm and Jerry called Well today. Thank you
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  Speaker 2: for joining us inside the Treehouse Today we start with
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  Speaker 2: some very exciting and stupid news something we know all
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  Speaker 2: too well inside the Treehouse. So this is going to
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  Speaker 2: sound like a euphemism, but it's not. It's on the
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  Speaker 2: between beavers and nut huggers. More specifically, BUCkies is suing
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  Speaker 2: underwear brand Nu huggers or copyright infringement. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how familiar you are with how litigious BUCkies is, but
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  Speaker 2: if you got a beaver in your logo, they're coming
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  Speaker 2: for you. And this is solidifying that fact.
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  Speaker 1: They are the Metallica of convenience stores.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, BUCkies saw what Metallica did with Napster back in
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  Speaker 2: the day and said, hold my beaver nuggets. Now, I
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  Speaker 2: want you to look at the two logos here. So
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  Speaker 2: you got the BUCkies logo, which is of course the
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  Speaker 2: very iconic BUCkies roadstop logo. It's the yellow background with
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  Speaker 2: the beaver smiling up into the left as if it
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  Speaker 2: sees something amazing, maybe Jesus or a Bucki's and he's
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  Speaker 2: got his red hat. Then you've got the nut Hugger's logo,
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  Speaker 2: which is a small Oklahoma based underwear business. The only
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  Speaker 2: similarity is that it also uses a cartoon beaver in
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  Speaker 2: its branding. The difference here is that the beaver looks
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  Speaker 2: a little bit different and it's holding two acorns.
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  Speaker 3: See, I would not consider that to be a beaver.
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  Speaker 3: I would consider that to be a squirrel.
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  Speaker 4: You know what.
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  Speaker 2: You may be right, that's actually what it is. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you for correcting me. This is how much Buggies Buggies.
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  Speaker 2: This is how much BUCkies has brainwashed me. So this
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  Speaker 2: is what makes this story even more extremes that BUCkies
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  Speaker 2: is going after nut huggers and it's not even a
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  Speaker 2: beaver that they're using in their artwork. It's a squirrel
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  Speaker 2: holding two nuts. But BUCkies hasn't taken any of this
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  Speaker 2: lying down. Like I said, if there's anything remotely similar
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  Speaker 2: to a beaver in or on your company, they will
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  Speaker 2: come after you because their attorneys mean business. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what their retainer is, but they're earning every penny.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see big eyes, buck teeth in a circle. That's
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  Speaker 3: about all you got there.
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  Speaker 2: But the style is different. Now look, I am not
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  Speaker 2: an attorney, I am not a copyright infringement expert, but
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  Speaker 2: these two things do not seem closely related enough for
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  Speaker 2: BUCkies to be going after Oklahoma nut Huggers, which, by
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  Speaker 2: the way, that sounds more like a gay euphemism than
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  Speaker 2: an underwear brand like gay hippie nut Hugger. Never mind,
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  Speaker 2: you get the idea.
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  Speaker 1: It'ds like a dirty sex act of some sort.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're talking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: BUCkies may be famous for its silly beaver themed logo,
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  Speaker 2: but one thing that does not play around about is
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  Speaker 2: protecting its assets. The travel stop is taking legal action
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  Speaker 2: against the small Oklahoma based men's underwear brand dubbed Nu
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  Speaker 2: Huggers Apparel for a lleged committing trademark infringement after the
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  Speaker 2: underwear brand saw it's more most profitable sales month since
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  Speaker 2: launching Nu Hugger's three year. Brand owner Jared Hewitt said
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  Speaker 2: he got a hot and heavy letter from the BUCkies
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  Speaker 2: legal team. I think Bucky sends out more seasoned desists
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  Speaker 2: than it sells.
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  Speaker 3: Jerky or beaver nuggets. I don't think this is a
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  Speaker 3: case that they expect to win on merit. I think
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  Speaker 3: this is something that they just expect to continue to
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  Speaker 3: draw out until the other party can no longer afford it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's just stupid and unfortunately to leave the
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  Speaker 2: little guys alone. They're just trying to sell some undies
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  Speaker 2: out of Oklahoma. They're not They're not coming after the beaver.
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  Speaker 2: Just knock it off.
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  Speaker 1: And the truth matter is if if that company went
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  Speaker 1: to BUCkies and was like, hey, can will you sell
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  Speaker 1: our product? We'll put your logo on it, they'd probably
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  Speaker 1: be like, oh, yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's not a bad idea. Bring the brand in house.
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  Speaker 2: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: That's what That's what BUCkies does. Like they find small,
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  Speaker 1: small you know, manufacturers or a lot of the stuff
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, we'll carry your stuff, but you
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  Speaker 1: have to package it under the Buckies' logo.
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  Speaker 2: Is it just me or is BUCkies turning into an
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  Speaker 2: evil empire kind of situation.
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  Speaker 4: They have gone?
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  Speaker 1: I mean you think about it, for decades, they were
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  Speaker 1: a one stop shop, you know, off forty five.
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  Speaker 4: Going to Houston.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even think of the name of the town
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  Speaker 1: and in the last I guess fifteen years, they have
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  Speaker 1: become an evil empire.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the beaver exploded. Not that trade surprise that that
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  Speaker 2: a beaver turned evil.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of what he likes At a certain point.
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  Speaker 1: Oregon State, you know, may take issue with them, like
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  Speaker 1: we're the original beavers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, because I mean, look, first of the
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  Speaker 2: party have some legal standing when it comes to these
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  Speaker 2: types of things. Well, never to be outdone, the state
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  Speaker 2: of Florida. The ultimate in headline alliteration threesome in Florida
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  Speaker 2: fizzled when fists flew. I'd like to point out that
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  Speaker 2: fly fisting is typically a two person maneuvers, so I'm
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  Speaker 2: not surprised this did not work out. Fly fisting, I'm
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  Speaker 2: glad you asked terre. Fly fisting is using emotion similar
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  Speaker 2: to a fly fisher when fisting someone. Oh, thank you
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  Speaker 2: Urban dictionary, Jerry. Do you know it by a different thing?
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  Speaker 3: No, I just thought that that was a fun way
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  Speaker 3: of saying, you know, throwing hands.
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  Speaker 2: Or oh like fighting. Yeah, well that's kind of how
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  Speaker 2: this works, is what the old double entendre. After a
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  Speaker 2: planned sexual threesome failed to materialize, a Florida woman became
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  Speaker 2: angry and pummeled her boyfriend in the face, an alleged
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  Speaker 2: attack witnessed by the woman who had been invited to
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  Speaker 2: the couple's residents for some group sex. Now this is
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  Speaker 2: my favorite part. Are you ready? According to investigators, Angel
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  Speaker 2: Lynn Curl and her boyfriend invited a female friend to
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  Speaker 2: their clear Water apartment Saturday night to engage in sexual activity. However,
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  Speaker 2: the coitus plan was interrupted because police say all parties.
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  Speaker 5: Declined participating in sexual activity.
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  Speaker 4: This is the.
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  Speaker 5: Worst threesome I've ever heard of. I mean, they all
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  Speaker 5: knew each other. I mean they were friends.
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  Speaker 2: That got the boyfriend, you got the girlfriend, and like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, tonight's and night, we're gonna get it. And
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  Speaker 2: so they called their friend, who I'm assuming his name
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  Speaker 2: is Crystal, and they invite her over and then she
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  Speaker 2: gets over there. All three of them are like, man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm good. But then for whatever reason, the girlfriend, whose
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  Speaker 2: name again was Angel, decided to beat the crap out
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  Speaker 2: of her boyfriend for some reason. And the police won't
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  Speaker 2: reveal the reason.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess the boyfriend screwed up the threesome, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, she's like just wailing on him. Going I
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  Speaker 1: told you, just shut just shut up, no stupid dad jokes,
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  Speaker 1: just shut up.
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  Speaker 4: The get satisfied.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah she does. There's so many assumptions here
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  Speaker 2: to be made, the first of which is if if
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  Speaker 2: the if the threesome ends in fisticuffs, then I'm assuming
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  Speaker 2: it's because the guy paid too much attention to the
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  Speaker 2: other girl, and and girl number one didn't like it,
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  Speaker 2: and then things escalated, and that there you go. But
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  Speaker 2: in this case, none of none of them, none of
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  Speaker 2: them even got start.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a feeling two out of the three declined.
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  Speaker 1: I think the woman who got violent probably still wanted
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  Speaker 1: things to get on. But another way you expect that
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  Speaker 1: that headline is if it's a two guys, one girl and.
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  Speaker 4: Girl is.
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  Speaker 1: Girl is paying more attention to the odd man out
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  Speaker 1: than she is her man, and that's feelings might get hurt.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially there's a really big reason she's another guy.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, I love you, baby, but it's just
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  Speaker 5: that this one's new has nothing to do with you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh God, bless Florida, oh Man. Following the sex declination,
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  Speaker 2: Angel lugedly became angry and repeatedly struck the forty seven
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  Speaker 2: year old victim in the face as he was seated
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  Speaker 2: on the couple's living room couch, good old couch thrashing
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  Speaker 2: the female invite. Police say watched Angel strike the boyfriend
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  Speaker 2: in the face with a closed fist multiple times. After
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  Speaker 2: being read her rights, Angel denied hitting the man too late.
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  Speaker 2: The judges ordered Angel to have no contact with the victim,
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  Speaker 2: which I'm sure is going to be awkward since I
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  Speaker 2: think they lived together.
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  Speaker 4: Look, howey you two hands.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of two fists, no boy. When searching for fly
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  Speaker 2: fisting on Urban Dictionary, this little gym comes up, the
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  Speaker 2: flying Superman fist of pleasure. Are you ready, Trey? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you needed the Momentright here we go the flying Superman
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  Speaker 2: fist of pleasure. When the woman is on the bed,
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  Speaker 2: legs open for delivery and the male is on the
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  Speaker 2: furthest wall from the woman, the man will proceed to
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  Speaker 2: get into a superman pose with his head down and
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  Speaker 2: his hand in a fist. The man will now proceed
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  Speaker 2: to get a running start at superhuman speed and jump
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  Speaker 2: fist first into the female's whap. The deeper the better.
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  Speaker 2: Also used in an example, did you hear Becky had
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  Speaker 2: to go to the hospital after David attempted the flying
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  Speaker 2: Superman fist of pleasure.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, that's the equivalent of that high the high
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  Speaker 1: dive into the little small pool.
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  Speaker 2: This was added to Urban Dictionary on June seventeenth, twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty one, a date which now lives in infamy and
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  Speaker 2: another great story for the er staff. Oh yeah, or
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  Speaker 2: Six Flags has unveiled the teaser for its new three
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  Speaker 2: hundred and nine foot tall roller coaster, Tormento Rampaging Run,
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  Speaker 2: which is set to be the world's tallest, fastest, and
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  Speaker 2: longest dive coaster, was unveiled in a teaser by six
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  Speaker 2: Flags over Texas. If the name Tormente Rampaging Run sounds familiar,
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  Speaker 2: it's because that's what Trey is called at least two
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  Speaker 2: of his girlfriends.
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  Speaker 4: Or what I've done when they got really pissed off
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  Speaker 4: at me.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine line, it's probably just based on perspective. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: this thing sounds like a This thing sounds like roller coaster,
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  Speaker 2: nightmare fuel awesome. I'm glad you feel that way, Jerry,
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  Speaker 2: because you are at an age where you know what,
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  Speaker 2: actually doesn't matter your age. For me, it does. I
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  Speaker 2: am at an age where I no longer enjoy the
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  Speaker 2: roller coaster. I want nothing death defying in my life. Whatsoever.
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  Speaker 2: I like safe and secure nowadays. I applaud you, though, Jerry,
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  Speaker 2: that you throw caution to the wind and you hear
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  Speaker 2: a roller coaster named Tormenta and you can't wait. Hell yeah, Tray,
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  Speaker 2: What about you? Are you, despite the fact you've ridden
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  Speaker 2: real life Tormentas, are you going to get on the
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  Speaker 2: coaster version?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? If I go to six Flags, I would get
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  Speaker 4: on it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, what happened? Dan? Why did you change your
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  Speaker 2: mind about roller coasters? I just got older. I used
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  Speaker 2: to love them as a kid. I got older and
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  Speaker 2: it was something like around the age of thirty, and
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  Speaker 2: things changed. Because when I was in my teens and twenties,
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  Speaker 2: there were all sorts of things I was willing to
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  Speaker 2: do if I had the opportunity. Skydive, sure, why not,
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  Speaker 2: bungee jump? Yeah, let's do it. Roller coasters. Loved roller coasters.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't wait to be tall enough to ride roller coaster.
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  Speaker 2: But then, like I said, it's just age, like something
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  Speaker 2: happened around the age of thirty, and I just didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to do anything that threw caution to the wind. Literally,
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  Speaker 2: so roller coasters I'm now kind of a hard pass.
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  Speaker 2: I'm definitely not ever going to try a bungee jumping now,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm sure as hell not going to skydive. I
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  Speaker 2: think the only way that I might skydive would be
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  Speaker 2: if the Golden Knights, which is the US Army's elite
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  Speaker 2: skydiving team. It's like the Thunderbirds or the Blue Angels
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  Speaker 2: of skydiving. They might be the only ones I would
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  Speaker 2: go with. I trust them. I wouldn't do it with
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of Navy seals because those guys are just
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  Speaker 2: e f and nuts and they'll know I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 2: They'll they'll do something to mess with me, and I'll
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  Speaker 2: still I'll die from a heart attack. They'll get me
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  Speaker 2: safely on the ground, but I'll die my heart dove.
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  Speaker 2: So I think the Golden Knights would be my only
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  Speaker 2: sweet spot there, but it is, It's just not for me.
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  Speaker 2: And this ride, new from six Flags, seats eight riders across,
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  Speaker 2: will have three cars in a train. A total of
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  Speaker 2: twenty four riders will be on the ride at once.
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  Speaker 2: This is themed after the Running of the Bulls in Spain.
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  Speaker 2: It will elevate riders to a height of three hundred
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  Speaker 2: and nine feet before plunging them in a ninety five
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  Speaker 2: degree beyond vertical drop from a record breaking two hundred
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  Speaker 2: and eighty five me. I can't say no hard enough
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  Speaker 2: on last thing. It is breaking world records, six of
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  Speaker 2: them in fact, and it's coming in twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 2: At three hundred and nine feet. Tormenta Rampaging Run is
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  Speaker 2: the tallest dive coaster, which is apparently a thing. It's
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  Speaker 2: no longer just a regular roller coaster. It's a dive coaster.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's because of the actual initial descent. The
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  Speaker 2: initial drop off is at such an extreme angle. It's
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  Speaker 2: called the dive, not a drop, right. You also don't
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  Speaker 2: hit it from the track. You get linked up into
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  Speaker 2: a thing and then it rotates you so that you're
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  Speaker 2: facing down like this, and then it just lets you
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  Speaker 2: go Nope, not gonna do it. At two hundred and
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  Speaker 2: eighty five feet, it's the highest ninety five degree beyond
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  Speaker 2: vertical drop. That's what you were just describing. Jerry at
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  Speaker 2: eighty seven miles per hour. It's the fastest dive coaster,
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  Speaker 2: two hundred and eighteen feet, the highest Immelman inversion. I
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  Speaker 2: don't even know what or who that is, but I
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  Speaker 2: guarantee you he's nuts. And then at one hundred and
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  Speaker 2: seventy nine feet the tallest vertical coaster loop. And then
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  Speaker 2: four one hundred and ninety nine feet the longest dive coaster.
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  Speaker 2: Six world records coming to Arlington's Six Flags over Texas
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  Speaker 2: in twenty twenty six Tormento Rampaging Run. It is almost
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  Speaker 2: a mile long. No, for those of you that are
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  Speaker 2: listening to the Treehouse Show on your favorite audio platform,
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  Speaker 2: number one, thank you. Number two, we're going to experience
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  Speaker 2: together the POV ride on Tormente on our Treehouse Superplus
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  Speaker 2: episode sixty two. So just a quick little tidbit there.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to see us witness that virtually, that'll
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  Speaker 2: going back to the world records, here is a computer
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  Speaker 2: generated image of people on the coaster going down that
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  Speaker 2: vertical drop, their little computer, people sitting in the cars,
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  Speaker 2: legs dangling and about to go over the brink. That
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  Speaker 2: thing is frightening to look at. It's got so many
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  Speaker 2: twists and turns and curves and loops and drops. It
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  Speaker 2: really does look like the roller coaster version of one
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: of Trey's ex girlfriends. And if you fall off, you
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: go straight into the parking lot below, so you'll get
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: to your car quicker. That looks absolutely amaze balls. I
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: am scared, full disclosure. Before, before I decided whether or
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: not we should watch the POV thing together, you know
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: on Patreon, I watched like the first ten seconds and
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I had to stop. That's just virtual reality. I couldn't
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: do it. That's how bad I am with the roller coasters.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I think the thing that surprises me more than anything
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  Speaker 1: is that eight people across, because normally you think of
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: roller coaster as you're in like you know, two by
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: two type thing.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure there's a reason for it, scientifically, mathematically,
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: just physics. Maybe I don't know what that is. Maybe
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: it's so that way you have more hands to hold.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just it's it's an open train concept. It makes you,
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: you know, it's to inspire more adrenaline.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Uh more.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Fear because you're not encased inside of like a solid
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: train or anything with a wall on you. Because if
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: you'll notice here the people on the sides, they're just
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: open to the air.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're right. There's no high sides like they have
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: on the Texas Giant to keep you in or most
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: roller coasters that are more like a box. You're right.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: This is more. This is more dangly, which is another
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: reason I'm not going on this damn thing.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're a god, look at it.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: If you're on on the edge, you don't even have
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  Speaker 1: a foot rest.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's another reason I'm not going. There's no
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: lumbar support on this thing.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna end up with sciatica and planner fasci itis
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: in addition to the whiplash I'm gonna get on this ride,
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: I'm not doing it.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Don't forget soil bridges that too.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: If this ride doesn't come with diapers at the beginning,
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: I'm not getting on it.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I don't want everyone only what I did somewhere mid ride.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Just take your depends with you and you'll be fine.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, that's what they should call this thing, the soiler.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Would you get on it. Then yes, the incontentator the
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: shat storm actually got William Shatner's face on it.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: She's sitting next to me.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Oh god, there you go. That's first date material right there.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Say baby, you want acre ride on this shatybe.
• 23:54
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• 23:58
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  Speaker 2: Excellent job, Jerry, there goright a second, I messed up
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  Speaker 2: screens here? All right? I need everyone to lean in
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  Speaker 2: because we need to be here for a buddy trey. Okay,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: is this the beginning of the end? For Trey and
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: his new girlfriend, because Trey just found out she's a napper.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: A napper is bad.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: But had any We haven't even had any fights.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: You say that, but you told me like it was
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: some grand revelation the other day. You're like, all right,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: so I found something out about Brandy. Oh yeah, what's that?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: She's a napper?
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Oh you now? Well?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she like she fell asleep. We had a nice Sunday.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: She just I cook breakfast. She slept on the couch, Like,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: you're not a napper, though I am not.
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  Speaker 4: I wish I was.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Uh got a stint in morning radio. Would have been
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: a lot easier had I been able to be a napper.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I in a napper. I understand. Did you have her
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: like was she tired or was it just because it
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: was a lazy Sunday afternoon, Like was she missing out
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: on sleep from the night before or nights before? Because
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: that's a lot of times when I feel like I
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: could use a nap that or if it's a lazy
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Sunday afternoon and I just happened to turn on some golf.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Oh just golf naps to me in my recliner. Oh
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: that's chef's kiss.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: That's the best I think she had.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: She had missed out on some sleep, and then it
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: was just kind of a lazy, lazy sunday.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: So and you couldn't just try like because you said
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: she was on the couch, right, you didn't try to, like,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: you know, get on the couch with her and maybe
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: have it to where her head's on one end of
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: the couch and your head's on the other, and you
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: got each other's feet next to each other, and you
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: just you just lay back and and then you just
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: kind of take a nap together, like we're gonna scissor.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Not like you're gonna nap tray scissors a different activity.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: He said, heads on each end. So it sounds like
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: we're trying to scissor.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Uh No, it's just a napping position, tray on a couch.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: Why did you have to take it so dirty?
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying to figure out the logistics of that.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: And uh, there's no scissoring involved.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: It's just a nap.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Why do you got to make it? Also, you as
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: a dude, should not be attempting scissoring. That's just not
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: gonna end well for you.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm just trying to figure out what you
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: were going with there. I never you know, I feel
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: like that's like the stepbrother's pose of napping.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're two morons like they were in Step Brothers,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: yes that would make sense. But maybe this is this
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: is my point. You Trey, are not a napper or
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: new girlfriend is a napper. These are two completely different
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: worlds from opposite sides of the train tracks, and your
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: worlds don't often collide. That was an unfortunate pun and
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean it. But since you're not a napper,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: you don't understand you do don't understand the optimal couch
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: nap position for a couple. Jerry, you're a napper, you
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: know this. You didn't think of scissoring at first. You thought, yeah,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: that's kind of your standard nap position for a couple.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Her head on one end, your head on the other,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: your your legs and the feet. Yeah.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can rub each other's feet a little bit
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: if you feel like it and just kind of hang out.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: You can be on your phone, you can you know,
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: read the paper, you can watch a movie.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: That standard couch nap positioning.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: You know, I was, I sat on the couch, she
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: had her legs and like across my lap. I watched
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: some TV, watch some football red for a while. But
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know that I really want to take a
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: nap with her feet in my face or vice versa.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Vice versa. I certainly understand i'd be self conscious too. Okay,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: so you're halfway there, you're seated, she's got her feet
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: on me, and that's good.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just and then then it gave me she was napping.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I got work done, you know, it all worked out.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Do you and Tara do this very awkward position?
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: No?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: No, we go to the bedroom and nap like weird,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: like normal people.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Well, and had I wanted to nap, I would have
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: been like, hey, let's go, you know, lay in bed,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: watch TV.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: But it just happened. I cooked breakfast.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: And you're just sitting there and she just slept most
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: of the afternoon.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: So how long was she asleep.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Off and on?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I'd say she slept for a good four hours.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Whoa, yeah, Yeah, that's that's beyond napping. That's just that's
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: some hardcore sleep catchup right there. And that's also kind
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: of a compliment. That means she feels safe there. Mm hmm,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: that's true, or that trade druged.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: No, it is gonna be quite entertaining though, because I
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: have been known to be a somewhat violent sleeper. I
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: thrash around everything else as as times going on, I
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: have very much mellowed in my sleep.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: She, however, is a thrasher.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: So I suspect sooner or later I am going to get,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: you know, punched or kicked hard.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you will. Get's gonna happen. And here's the thing,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: even even if even if she's not typically at some
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: point she will because I got kicked this morning by
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: my wife and she's not typically a thrasher.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Yes, she probably wouldn't sleep either.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, I'm assuming she was to kick me.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I was having a running dream. Well, congratulations, Trey,
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: you found yourself a napper. The good news is when
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: if you don't become a napper yourself, that means when
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: she's snapping, you can do anything you want. And that's
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: where you went.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Do you have some hints.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Just whatever hobbies you're into that she's not, that's the
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: time to do them. And if she's sleeping for four hours,
• 31:37
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