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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, and what's the vibe for horsecopes today.
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  Speaker 2: I am letting you know what's going on with your
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  Speaker 2: situationship based on your zodiac sign. I feel like we're
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  Speaker 2: in that weird phase of spring breaks coming up. But
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  Speaker 2: Valentine's stage just ended, so everyone's stumping everyone. Also, if
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  Speaker 2: it's your birthday today, you are a Pisces and you
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  Speaker 2: share a birthday with Steve Jobs, Floyd Mayweather, Daniel Daniel Kalua,
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  Speaker 2: Earl sweatshirt O'Shea Jackson Jr.
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  Speaker 1: Those are all mouthfuls of names. Yeah, they were Mitlanta.
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  Speaker 1: How about we do it so your it's Piscy season.
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  Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, we're finally an pisy season.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Rich is a piece, Riches a piece.
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  Speaker 2: He is a Piscey's all right? Rich. Your situationships when
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  Speaker 2: you're in then they only expire when reality finally punches
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  Speaker 2: you in the face and you realize that they aren't
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  Speaker 2: the sole meat that you actually dreamed about. You don't
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  Speaker 2: break up with them, You just break up with the
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  Speaker 2: version of them that you invented, and then you end
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  Speaker 2: up ghosting that.
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  Speaker 1: I know. It's sad, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And that sounds sad.
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  Speaker 2: That's me, who you hurt? Rich?
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go Claudia, Hi Claudia, Good.
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  Speaker 3: Morning, John Jay, Good morning, Kaison, and three morning.
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  Speaker 2: All right. I'm letting you know about your situationships and
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  Speaker 2: when they end for you, guys, for you scorpios, you
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  Speaker 2: find out the one secret that they were trying to hide.
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  Speaker 2: You're not just dating. You're kind of an FBI agent
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  Speaker 2: when you're in a relationship. And the second you catch
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  Speaker 2: someone cheating or in a white lie your situationship, it
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  Speaker 2: turns to cold case. You're absolutely done with them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that is super friend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Before I go, I'm gonna, I want to say hi
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  Speaker 3: to two of my friends, Roberts and Britney. They are
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  Speaker 3: two of my listeners. I have listeners too, so oh
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  Speaker 3: that's cool. I say hi to them. Thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Hie, you're welcome. Hi, Brandy. Hello, what's your sign? I
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  Speaker 1: am a Virgo. I a September virgo.
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  Speaker 2: Oh awesome, so are you? John Jay September virgos? Okay virgos.
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  Speaker 2: I'm letting you know about your situationships. You guys have
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  Speaker 2: a literal mental spreadsheet for a person that you're in
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  Speaker 2: a situationship. But that situationship expires the moment that the
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  Speaker 2: hansless outweighs the pros. You don't cry about it. You
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  Speaker 2: just send that final, perfectly punctuated text and then you
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  Speaker 2: block them immediately. Yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I've been married twenty five years, so that's the only
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  Speaker 3: situationship I've got.
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  Speaker 1: Block him, block him now, I've gone no more. All right, Brady,
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  Speaker 1: god bless, have a great day. How about we go
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  Speaker 1: to libras from there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Niles are libra libras. You will stay in a
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  Speaker 2: situationship as long as they stay. You hate to be
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  Speaker 2: the one to break the vibe. So you're gonna lingle.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna linger in that weird, just kind of vibing
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  Speaker 2: state just to avoid the awkward confrontation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or just like kind of like make them break
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  Speaker 1: up exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Sound I suck?
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  Speaker 1: You're right, you should move on. How about Leo's.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Leo, so us Leo's When it comes to
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  Speaker 2: us in our situationships, if they aren't posting us or
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  Speaker 2: bragging about us, it's over because we can handle the
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  Speaker 2: no the no labels in private, but the second that
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  Speaker 2: we feel like a secret instead of a trophy, we're
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  Speaker 2: hitting the exit, so we need a fan club, not
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  Speaker 2: a hidden link. And this obviously doesn't happen in my relationships.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even all his instory.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: He does. He does. Sometimes he goes to and he
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  Speaker 2: clears out his Instagram though, and I'm like, dude, what's
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  Speaker 2: that about?
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  Speaker 1: Like, what are you really all the pictures of me
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  Speaker 1: for me? Well, that's like the seventh red flag. I
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  Speaker 1: think you've presented to buy your relationship. He doesn't put
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  Speaker 1: you on Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: He's not on Instagram in general. Don't you guys think
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  Speaker 2: that the fact that like that, like there's that issue
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  Speaker 2: and she.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't care like that says something about how strong their
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  Speaker 1: relationship about her.
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  Speaker 2: No, I am not worried about that.
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  Speaker 1: She is very confident in this relationship. Good good. She'd
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  Speaker 1: miss you too much if you ever went anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I am the greatest blessing he has ever had.
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  Speaker 1: I believe that one hundred percent. All right, did mister sign?
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  Speaker 1: You want to know what your situationship is, go to
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  Speaker 1: John jayn Rich dot com. They're all posted there right now.