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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 2: This week on the show, we gather four of the
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  Speaker 2: most famous and popular traffic reporters and gather them around
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  Speaker 2: to talk process.
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  Speaker 3: Traffic reporters have been the number one reason why people
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  Speaker 3: know there's traffic before Google Maps.
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  Speaker 4: Now people don't need them, but that doesn't mean they're
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  Speaker 4: not in the sky.
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  Speaker 5: Whether they're just something to cut to to break up
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  Speaker 5: the back and forth between the main guy, and whether
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  Speaker 5: or whether they are providing actual information. We're going to
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  Speaker 5: get to the bottom of it here today.
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  Speaker 4: So let's check in to see what's bogged up. Let's
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  Speaker 4: listen in.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'd say, on the way to the studio, I
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  Speaker 5: experienced congestion on the southbound one oh one going from
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  Speaker 5: Alvarado all the way up to Silver Lake Boulevard, clearing
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  Speaker 5: up by the time time I got off on bent
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  Speaker 5: and Way, but by the time I got here it
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  Speaker 5: had already dissipated and should be a smooth ride.
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  Speaker 6: As I parked my car.
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  Speaker 7: I felt that too. You know, a man had run
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  Speaker 7: on to the southbound one oh one wearing just his
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  Speaker 7: boxer briefs and a can of soda in his hand
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  Speaker 7: completely closed down three to five lanes cleared up about
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  Speaker 7: one ten today, So my journey was still bogged up
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  Speaker 7: from that, but then sorted out right at the end.
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  Speaker 2: Similar thing happened today. Darren Day in Daytona reporting here
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  Speaker 2: live from Florida. I came all the way here from
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  Speaker 2: Florida today to come in here and come come to
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  Speaker 2: the big Hollywood and talk about things. But I flew
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  Speaker 2: straight on Delta Airlines, went straight through the flight.
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  Speaker 4: It's no traffic in the sky. It's good. It's good.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, it's good to be It's good to be flying
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  Speaker 2: sometimes as a traffic reporter because it's nice not to
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  Speaker 2: see any traffic up in the sky.
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  Speaker 4: Huh.
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  Speaker 3: I have to disagree. I came from the Onueins and
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  Speaker 3: I was not having a problem with traffic.
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  Speaker 4: It's one of these MPR guys. Oh oh oh, you
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  Speaker 4: take their time.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry. I don't want to get in a fight with
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  Speaker 3: you guys. But when I'm reporting traffic, I don't understand
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  Speaker 3: what the rush is. The cars are still.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I get it. He's an artist.
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  Speaker 7: There's a rush because you need to know which route
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  Speaker 7: is the best route to take, and if you're going
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  Speaker 7: to be running into traffic.
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  Speaker 1: Quicker I go, the better an ad can fit in.
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  Speaker 3: And the slower I go, the less, Lakshmi saying has
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  Speaker 3: to speak. She's been on vocal rest for weeks and
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to help her out.
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  Speaker 4: It's just getting report.
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  Speaker 7: It feels like there's a five car pile up in
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  Speaker 7: your vocal cords.
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  Speaker 4: You're going so slow right now, now.
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  Speaker 3: I'm being razzed. Looks like my attitude is taking a
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  Speaker 3: U turn and driving right into your own face.
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  Speaker 4: So be careful.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it seems like a four car pile up and
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  Speaker 5: terrible accident and all the fallout, and they just exchange
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  Speaker 5: information all the while you have yet to say a sentence.
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  Speaker 4: That's how it's all out happened.
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  Speaker 3: Well, well, it looks like we have sort of a
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  Speaker 3: backup on you guys becoming my friends. Turns out that
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  Speaker 3: it's at a standstill, and I suggest you take a
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  Speaker 3: U turn because you don't want to get caught in
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  Speaker 3: this mess, because I don't think I like you guys.
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  Speaker 2: It's looking like rain, So we're gonna move on from
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  Speaker 2: this bit. Try to wash it down and see if
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  Speaker 2: we could start from the beginning a new road.
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  Speaker 4: A new template.
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  Speaker 7: And now that we are a little bogged down, let's
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  Speaker 7: go around and introduce ourselves to this wonderful podcast. Thank
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  Speaker 7: you for having us. I guess you know box start.
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  Speaker 7: My name is Trey Beans. I worked for k loos
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  Speaker 7: and k r o Q kalos in front of the screen,
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  Speaker 7: kr OQ behind the microphone. I give traffic reports in
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  Speaker 7: the morning, in the evenings, and in the night. I
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  Speaker 7: am beloved in LA. For Trey Beans is traffic reports.
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  Speaker 7: And there's a bunch of sound effects that use and
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  Speaker 7: oh getting a little information.
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  Speaker 4: You guys are loving this, Okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like your sound effect for pile up because
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  Speaker 3: it sounds like a big, wet fark.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm really backed up.
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  Speaker 2: Feels like an insensitive sound to hear if you were
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  Speaker 2: a part of that pile up and loss.
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  Speaker 1: And kind of maybe had a medical disaster.
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  Speaker 5: Car crashes, as we know, have the potential to be fatal,
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  Speaker 5: and so to hear that squishy fart sound would send
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  Speaker 5: me over the edge.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't imagine losing a limb and then hearing that sound.
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  Speaker 5: I do have to give you credit, though, the sheer
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  Speaker 5: breadth of sound effects you have is absolutely gigantic.
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  Speaker 6: What kind of soundboard are you using on that thing?
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  Speaker 7: I've got a ten thousand Q soundboard. Anytime I want
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  Speaker 7: to do a new queue, it's queued up and ready
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  Speaker 7: to go for it.
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  Speaker 4: Tray beans, traffic report what.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sexual a little bit too.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like that. Unless hates it. Do you press rugs?
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  Speaker 1: Are you were you with a producer directly or are
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  Speaker 1: you using the buttons just on you?
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  Speaker 4: Because I used to.
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  Speaker 7: I used to work with a producer, but now that
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  Speaker 7: the layoffs have started, I now run my own soundboard,
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  Speaker 7: and sometimes I miss up the queues.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like your sound. Cute for a man about
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  Speaker 4: to jump off bridge?
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  Speaker 7: Uh? Just hear at the two South Freeway heading south
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  Speaker 7: down there's a man on the overpass, went the one
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  Speaker 7: thirty four or two the two about to jump off.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm fooling. I'm fooling.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, it feels homemade. It feels like you made
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  Speaker 3: it yourself.
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  Speaker 1: It's my favorite.
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  Speaker 4: Is your amber alert sound? Amber alert? I'm missing, I
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  Speaker 4: wind up, I'm missing. I love that sound.
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  Speaker 7: That is a good all right, that is do what
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  Speaker 7: you can do, entertain the people for the traffic, which
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  Speaker 7: is usually pretty dry people.
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  Speaker 4: Just want the information.
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  Speaker 7: I'm interested in what you guys do after you introduce
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  Speaker 7: yourself to lighten up the load and make people on
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  Speaker 7: their journey to wherever they're going feel like they're in
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  Speaker 7: good hands.
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  Speaker 4: Well go ahead.
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  Speaker 5: Well go ahead, go ahead, I will. That is exactly
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  Speaker 5: something that I am willing to do.
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  Speaker 7: Hi.
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  Speaker 5: My name is Denise car I am a traffic reporter
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  Speaker 5: for k CAL nine.
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  Speaker 4: An absolute for the job.
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  Speaker 5: Baby, I have heard all the jokes. I've heard all
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  Speaker 5: the jokes, so you can't get me. I know that
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  Speaker 5: I do a good job. And yes, while my NEPO
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  Speaker 5: does give me insight into this industry, and I come
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  Speaker 5: in with a pre existing knowledge, that does not.
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  Speaker 6: Dispute the fact that I am good at what I do.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: I used to be an auctioneer.
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  Speaker 5: I used to be selling weird little trinkets to old
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  Speaker 5: men and I would auction them.
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  Speaker 4: Is that I'm missing? That sounds like you've actually found
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  Speaker 4: yourself in dungeon play and came first. The trinkets are
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  Speaker 4: the old men. U so I look.
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  Speaker 5: I maybe perhaps I'm generalizing, but the kind of stuff
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  Speaker 5: that old men wish to buy that they can't find
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  Speaker 5: on eBay is just kind of stuff that I don't
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  Speaker 5: really understand. It's sort of old Civil War coins, or
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  Speaker 5: old watches, or old pirate ship mass headings. It's stuff
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  Speaker 5: like that that simply does not appeal to me. But boy,
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  Speaker 5: did I know how to auction them off.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 5: I cut my teeth in that for a little bit
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  Speaker 5: before k CAL nine, one of the old men who
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  Speaker 5: works there spotted me while he was trying to buy
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  Speaker 5: an old Spanish mendallion.
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  Speaker 1: The CA nine guy gotcha nine.
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  Speaker 4: One of the old men.
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  Speaker 3: As you all know in the industry, they're k CAL
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  Speaker 3: nine is run by nineteen old men.
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  Speaker 4: Ninety men. You catch all of Yeah, they're kind of
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  Speaker 4: a hive mind.
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  Speaker 5: Head to the golf course in Loca Yata. You should
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  Speaker 5: be able to catch one of them.
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  Speaker 4: Should be called k Calvin nineteen. Boom ja booom.
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  Speaker 6: Cha budoom cha baoom jaw.
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  Speaker 5: So then I basically became the traffic reporter go to
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  Speaker 5: guy because I know how to fill time. I could
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  Speaker 5: fill time like nobody's business. And that's what I've done.
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  Speaker 5: And on my days off, I am a mother.
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  Speaker 4: You're a guy who's the mother, Denise.
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  Speaker 3: I want to give you a shout out as well,
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  Speaker 3: because Denise people might not know this. Denise holds the
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  Speaker 3: Guinness Book of World Records for speaking the longest without
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  Speaker 3: saying anything.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I said, it's true. I once I'm on a broadcast.
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  Speaker 5: K CAL nine had me locked on. Both of the
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  Speaker 5: head anchors went down at the same time with a
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  Speaker 5: terrible virus, and they needed me to fill. They just
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  Speaker 5: send me the signal, you know, fill, stretch, stretch, and
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  Speaker 5: I filled for nine hours and fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Were retired, Denise were retired.
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  Speaker 6: You know, it comes in peaks and waves.
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  Speaker 5: I would start to get tired, and then as soon
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  Speaker 5: as my eyes would flutter down, I would jump myself
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  Speaker 5: awake with a new factoid about my life.
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  Speaker 6: And you know, sometimes I will be honest.
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  Speaker 5: I had to start getting once I ran out of
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  Speaker 5: stuff to say about the traffic, I had to start
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  Speaker 5: getting personal. I had to start saying stuff about my
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  Speaker 5: personal life, the troubles I was having in my relationship,
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  Speaker 5: and to be honest, some of it was too much information.
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  Speaker 1: You did say a lot right there and not a lot.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, felt like we were right there in nine hours. Also,
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  Speaker 7: crazy news that they would go on for nine hours
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  Speaker 7: seems like it was running into two and a half
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  Speaker 7: men today at Kekel nine. Stick around after the traffic
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  Speaker 7: report for a nice two and a half men and.
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  Speaker 6: A half men. I cannot show.
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  Speaker 3: I cannot wait to talk about how we now have
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  Speaker 3: to plug products. I thank god Seattle's best coffee sponsors
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  Speaker 3: my traffic report, why we need HI. My name is
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  Speaker 3: Don Gripes, and I work for NPR.
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  Speaker 4: Gripes with the gripe with traffic I have gripes.
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  Speaker 3: With it is actually ironic. My last name is gripe
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  Speaker 3: because traffic gives me joy. I am someone who likes traffic.
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  Speaker 3: I like a moment in my day that is not
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  Speaker 3: my fault that I get to relax, I get to stop.
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  Speaker 3: I get to be grateful for the things I have
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  Speaker 3: in my life. I get to be grateful that I'm
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  Speaker 3: not the reason there is traffic.
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  Speaker 7: Something I will say about you is you're kind of
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  Speaker 7: doing an Andy Rooney thing with your traffic reported talking
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  Speaker 7: about the traffic, about how much it brings you joy,
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  Speaker 7: and then bring up something that doesn't bring you joy
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  Speaker 7: and that you're having a gripe with.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I will say that, and sometimes I will talk
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  Speaker 3: about how there is I was actually speaking the other day.
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  Speaker 3: I'm cracking up thinking about this. I was speaking about
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  Speaker 3: how there was an overturned eighteen wheeler on the two
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  Speaker 3: and traffic was at a standstill for about four and
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  Speaker 3: a half miles. And you know what else is at
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  Speaker 3: a standstill? My metabolism Right now, if I eat a cupcake,
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  Speaker 3: you can see that in my thighs for a battle week.
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  Speaker 3: It's interesting how our bodies change, and it's interesting how
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  Speaker 3: you have to react quickly with your habits. I recently
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  Speaker 3: found out that my triglycerides were high, and that is
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  Speaker 3: something I've had to come to terms with and brought
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  Speaker 3: to you by Hostess cupcakes. What's that fite? Gotta be
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  Speaker 3: a hostess?
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that's really good work.
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  Speaker 6: That's really gotta be a host Do.
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  Speaker 4: You read copy for the ads?
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  Speaker 3: Are you just going off the cup I will not
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  Speaker 3: read copy. I read the highway I first of all.
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  Speaker 3: And because we're in PR, there have been budget cuts.
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  Speaker 3: I am the only one here who actually has to
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  Speaker 3: fly the helicopter that's been reporting out of It is
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  Speaker 3: overwhelming and stressful sometimes to do both.
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  Speaker 4: I got a lot of things going on, But that's
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  Speaker 4: n PR for you. I mean that is NPR.
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  Speaker 2: Oh boy, oh boy, I know a thing or two
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  Speaker 2: about that, and that it's the radio. Hello, I'm Lauderdale, Canada.
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  Speaker 2: I am here reporting live from the helicopter.
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  Speaker 4: What can I say?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a lesbian who loves helicopters.
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  Speaker 3: That's definitely something you could say.
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  Speaker 4: What else could you?
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  Speaker 2: Man who loves helicopters. I'm always leaping with a helicopter,
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  Speaker 2: fly flyer or somebody like that. I love them. I
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  Speaker 2: love being in a helicopter. That makes something about it
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  Speaker 2: makes me so happy. I run the fan duel traffic reports.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, now, you can bet on the traffic.
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  Speaker 2: You can bet on the traffic, that's for sure. You
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  Speaker 2: can bet if in Daytona it may rain. We gotta
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  Speaker 2: pile up on four oh five? Can I get five
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  Speaker 2: dollars five.
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  Speaker 3: Dale?
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  Speaker 5: Every state has its own four oh five as we go.
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  Speaker 3: Now, you're the only traffic reporter here here who is
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  Speaker 3: also a bookie, which I think is very cool.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're you're you are live within the broadcast
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  Speaker 5: telling people to who owe you money that they need
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  Speaker 5: to cough up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, come on now, listen, we got we got
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  Speaker 2: pile up on the pH and I'm looking for money
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  Speaker 2: from at frog Store two nine. I'm looking for two
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars. You owe me two thousand dollars from the
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  Speaker 2: Rams game. We have a pile up here northound side,
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  Speaker 2: would pile up on the northbound side. And I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: for a bunch of women who owe me money. And
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  Speaker 2: that's because of something else.
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  Speaker 4: Ah.
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  Speaker 3: I have a cousin in Miami who told me that
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  Speaker 3: they have a neighbor that owed you some money.
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  Speaker 4: You have a cousin who has a neighbor, yeah, in Miami.
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  Speaker 3: Well, and this is traffic report stuff. So I said,
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  Speaker 3: you must get a kick out of this. His neighbor
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  Speaker 3: owed you money. And my cousin could hear your trapper
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  Speaker 3: above his house for about a week.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, we do spun stuff like that. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: chase people down with your helicopter.
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  Speaker 3: We go.
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  Speaker 1: We are above your house because we're not.
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  Speaker 4: We're here for the money.
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  Speaker 2: We're here for the money, you slime bags, skunk, We're
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  Speaker 2: here for the fucking money. And if you don't and
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  Speaker 2: there's no traffic here on your twenty fourth street, but
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  Speaker 2: we're up above causing traffic because you owe me fucking
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  Speaker 2: five hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Skag. Scuck must be.
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  Speaker 5: He's so scary to have the helicopter wearing so loud
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  Speaker 5: above your home.
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  Speaker 2: We let you owe that copter money, and god forbid
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  Speaker 2: you have a satellite.
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  Speaker 4: We will take that shit down. We will take that
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  Speaker 4: shit down. Satellite dishes, Oh yeah, dishes, People still have those.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess you can't land on a satellite dish,
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  Speaker 5: that's true.
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  Speaker 2: No, but we'll take it down. We're ripping people's satellite
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  Speaker 2: dishes off. Listen, I'm dating so many different helicopter flyers copters.
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  Speaker 7: Pilot island is the word I was looking for.
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  Speaker 4: And there was a short flyer is a thing a
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  Speaker 4: four year old.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, there was a little bit of a brain fart
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  Speaker 2: on the south bound.
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  Speaker 4: Of my brain in an accident Amber alert. There's an
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  Speaker 4: old woman missing. I'm missing.
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  Speaker 7: Oh sorry, I don't mean to interrupt him. Just getting report.
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  Speaker 7: One thirty four east bound has closed down. A dog
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  Speaker 7: has gotten into a car, driven it backwards under the freeway,
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  Speaker 7: injuring multiple cars, injuring the car.
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  Speaker 5: I am seeing that the dog has slammed its way
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  Speaker 5: into multiple cyber trucks and now is doing a spin
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  Speaker 5: out in the freeway.
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  Speaker 2: Looks like a postmate's coco has run into that car
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  Speaker 2: that was injured, and now the coco is flying through
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  Speaker 2: the air.
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  Speaker 4: This justin.
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  Speaker 3: A cat on a motorcycle has come after the dog
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  Speaker 3: in a car. It looks like there might be some
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  Speaker 3: all out street brawl reports coming soon.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, just big Peacock has entered the fray and it
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  Speaker 5: seems like he's aligning himself with the dog. Now should
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  Speaker 5: we see who aligns himself with the cat. We'll figure
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  Speaker 5: that out.
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  Speaker 7: Peacock Ponies. All episodes out now on.
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  Speaker 2: Peacock Ponies out now on Peacock Haylee Richardson, you owe
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  Speaker 2: me five grand Wow.
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  Speaker 4: That was fun. That was It was fun. That was fun.
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  Speaker 4: Oil Dynasty Timebriter Studio. It's for Lauderville, Canada.
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  Speaker 6: It is Denise Car and it's tray Beans.
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  Speaker 1: It's good to be around.
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  Speaker 4: I can't do this.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do this when I go out to lunch
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  Speaker 1: or when I go out to dinner.
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  Speaker 3: When I my voice, they yeah, I h They put
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  Speaker 3: an embargo on me speaking at all family events.
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  Speaker 2: I like doing speeches and it's and it always just
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  Speaker 2: takes the air out of the room. My daughter graduated
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  Speaker 2: from high school and I said Can I do a speech?
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  Speaker 4: Can I do a speech? How did the administration respond?
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  Speaker 4: I to do it live from a copter above? Sure,
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  Speaker 4: because I wanted to. I didn't feel right to do it. Standing.
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  Speaker 4: Can you guys speak? Do public speaking?
• 17:58
  Speaker 7: Tough for me to not start commenting on how the
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: flow of the event is going.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: I tried to do that when I renewed my vows
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: and it was so it's it's difficult to focus.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: You can't turn this part of your brain off.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: I hate to say this, but I ruined my mother's funeral.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: No I did. I said, Oh, traffic, the coffee traffic.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Is backed up all the way down the aisle. My
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: mother's couldaver is at the forefront of it, at a
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: complete standstill. Hard just call your mother's body of cadaver.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: But that's how you agreeth.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: Car pile up it my mother's could ever.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: My oldest daughter is getting married.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: There's a big pile up of bridesmaids in ugly pink
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: at the in the middle of the aisle.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: I must say too, it must be difficult for all
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: of us to go into a grocery store, considering there's
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: a microphone just over and start.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: Recording there is a two person pile up, a news
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: that a two year old without a diaper has been
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: running around the cereal section knocking over cereal. I'd avoid
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: that aisle if you can for the next twenty minutes
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: as people clear it up.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Looks like we have a three person line at the
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: balloon station because it looks like it's Father's day.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Dad's a grad. That's a grad. Yeah, dad's grads. Three
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: people on the balloon Stah.
• 19:30
  Speaker 7: Looks like there's a little bit of a backup near
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: the deli section there.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: I've gotten a little confused.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: An old woman has lost her number, and now she
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: is begging people to skip the line because she has
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: a luncheon to get through.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: The amount of times my daughter wants to go to
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: In and Out and I go, don't get me in
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: that driveway because I am going to.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: About it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: A pile after pile up after pile up after pile up.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: It is ten car pile up at the Burger place
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: and we are never getting out of here.
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: It's been an animal st flood in the parking lot
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: of In and Out. Boy has dropped his animal style
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: fries all over the front seat of a car. A
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: mid reverse so they have blocked off most of the
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: parking lot.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: I would not go there for a lunch. I would
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: like to ask a question, now.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you guys get respect from the other reporters
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: at your workplace? Do they see your job as one
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: that is of note? Have you gotten problems?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I've never looked a weatherman in the eye. I don't
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: trust him as far as I could throw them. I
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: have beef with the weather man as well. I think
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: that they think our job is not as important. And
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: I think that some people think that both of those
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: jobs could kind of be won, because when you think
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: about it, it's the weather and the cars are kind
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: of part of what's gonna.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Affect your mind. Sorry, you're wrong.
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: And eighteen wheeler flipping over does not create the thunderstorm.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I have heard that there's thunder inside the truck. There's
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: a chance that it has gotten.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Out every once in a while.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I've heard why don't you two carpool and I go, sir,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I cannot do that. The weather guy's got so many computers,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: and I like to spread out.
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: Cannot stand these weathermen bringing all their computers in and
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: out of work and.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Work.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: I find it shockingly ironic that they sit on their computer,
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: look at the Doppler system and tell me what the
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: sky looks like. Mean, while I am in the sky
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: rain my ass, Darryl, I do not see it, and
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: I am here in it.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: I'll see it before you do, Darryl. That's because you're
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: down there. I'm up here.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: I could do it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Oh it's for Laudavil, Canada.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: I could do your job, and I literally am. But
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I'm keeping it to myself because I'm a good boy.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Darryl.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: My eyes aren't up there, they're down here. I'm looking
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: at what you're sitting in your own shit, Darryl.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: I can't believe you also have a Daryl. Are your
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: weather men's Darrel's Darryl.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: Rain's is Darryl Tornado?
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Who really extreme? Darryl Tornado?
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: Ye, I hate it's weird for Los Angeles. It's weird
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: for Los Angeles.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I don't like that some of the news anchor ladies
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: will come up to me at the holiday party and go,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I barely get to talk to you. You're only on
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: for thirty second increments every other hour. I go, it's
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: not the size, honey. Get your head out of the
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: size Queen.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Well, it is really tough.
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: Get your head out of the size Queen.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: We have signs of reporting we do. It's the quality, eh.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: It's the It's exactly it is, how you use it.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Couldn't have said it better myself. I would say it
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: does cause some issues when we have an annual office
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Secret Santa, because the other people don't feel like they
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: know me at all, because I'm always in the sky,
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: and so if i get somebody who's a main anchor,
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: I'm just kind of guessing I'm getting them a fifty
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: dollars gift card to Sephora, and I'm calling it a day.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I will say, one of the most heartbreaking things, and
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: this is one of my gripes, is when you receive
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: a Secret Santa gift that makes it clear that the
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: doesn't know you very well.
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: One of the worst feelings in the world. Traffic reporter
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: can go through.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: A couple of things that I've received, Reese's peanut butter cups,
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: a bunch of them.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: You do not know me.
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: You do not know me.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: You know what I got last year was a big
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: allan wrench set.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: Wrenches. You do not know me.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Give my card to a grocery store.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: You do not know me. A Burke Williams cubon. You
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: do not know me.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Well, that's just rude. That's not even a gift. They
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: didn't pay any money for that.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: You do not know me, unscented candle, you do not
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: know me.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: The other week guy got the other week the other week.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: The other week I.
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: Got hot wheels, and I said, I'm not a car guy.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: I just report on them.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, when they give you, well.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: It seems like to be honest, they tried to know you.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: They didn't and they hate me and I hate them.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: We eat, we eat the chisel, little squeeze.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: What is that for that? That's a tire that has
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: flown off a car. Oh, that's so sad. I got
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: once a bag for your chargers. What is that? Huh?
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: A bag for your chargers? Charge? You do not know me.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Literally, this is a real gift. I got this Christmas
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: a bag for my chargers.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Well that actually they do know you.
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: You're losing those things constantly and must be driving the
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: people at your work crazy because you keep on asking
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: for those chargers.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you, guys, who do you hate at
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: your workplace?
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Oh? You want to just talk about who we hated
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: our workplace.
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: We're talking Dennie. She is an intern that drives me
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: absolutely up the wall.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Is she interned for the traffic report intern.
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: For the traffic report departments. She doesn't want to be here.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: Her father got her the job.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Is she up in the sky with you.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: She is up in the sky and terrified, constantly screaming.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: If you listen to some of my traffic boards, you
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: can hear Deanie screaming in the background as you're a
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: flying Everybody here knows it is a requirement that you
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: must bring an intern into the helicopter with you.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: I do not know why that was stated, but that
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: was literally legislation passed down from Barack Obama.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Cusein Obama, I'll pass that legislation. One of the first
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: things he did.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: He came in the Oval office and he added the
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: intern rule of it Scott, and.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: He said, folks, there's gotta be an intern up in
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: those copters.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Now hold on a minute, Hold on a minute. That
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: was the funniest impression of Obama I've ever heard.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: Thank you very much.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: I have a lot of time in the copter to
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: work on it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: While I'm waiting to be thrown to do.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: You guys, how long do you guys get? Do you
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: guys get thirty seconds, ten minutes, three minutes?
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: What do you get?
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: They're always trying to go shorter with me. I get
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: about ten to twenty seconds to get it all out,
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: depending on how much time I want.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: And now do you get a you're on deck? And
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: how long is that?
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Yep?
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: I got an on deck one minute. I've prepped in,
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: I'm ready to go. And once it's launched, tree beans
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: launches in.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: We have a light I won't know if I'm on
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: into the lights on. That must be distracting in the helicopter.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: It is hard. I have a secret.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: We pre record our traffic on NPR because we cannot
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: afford to hire me all day, so a lot of
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: my reports are canned.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Are you guessing it? What's gonna happen later that day?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: About two times a year I come in and I
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: pre record every possible outcome for every possible highway pile
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: up on the bomb category. That sounds awful, There's I mean,
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: there's not that many different things unless it's a very
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: very exciting, crazy situation. Other than that, I'm just out
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: there alone in the helicopter in case there's an emergency.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: But they don't need to cut to me otherwise.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: Wow, but they still have you in the copter, just.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: Still in the copter every day in the copter, just
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: quiet as them out. What are you doing up there?
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Jigsaw puzzles? Yeah, jigsaw puzzles in the helicopter. What could
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: you be doing up there in the sky for so long?
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Jigsaw puzzles? I'm not doing jigsaw puzzles Live from Katie Olan.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: He's not one. What about you? What about me?
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: What about me?
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: What? What do you think? I'm so sorry? I think?
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: What do you think?
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: This is a classic thing that traffic reporters have to
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: be good at because sometimes we're just thrown to when
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: there's really nothing to say.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, have you ever been thrown to during
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: a cooking session in the morning and they know?
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: What do you think?
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: Ev sky?
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: You think?
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: And I just simply have to go, well, I believe
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: that there is a big pile up on the one
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: oh one, and sometimes there's a little bit of congestion,
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: but it should be clearing up, and southbound it's looking good,
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: and northbound it's not looking good at all.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Super specific with that one.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: If they ask me, if they ask me, what do
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: you think and they're down there doing the cooking thing,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I go, well, that looks yummy. What doesn't look yummy
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: is southbound going up on Los.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Aanle southbound going up.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: I will say it is heartbreaking sometimes when they cut
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: to you and you try to include yourself when they're
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: talking about, you know, certain things and talking about food
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: or saying and you say, oh, sounds like you're having
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: a lot of fun.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: In there and making a for Tata. I'm having fun
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: up here too. Detail it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: It's so hard to do banter when you are so
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: physically far os.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: That Carbonara looks delicious. Costallda one on one north blocking
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: all traffic to Ventura.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Wow, that jummy.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Soon it looks absolutely divine. Terror makes you think about
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: the traffic, and I know it does to me.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: It makes you think about the traffic. Jeremy, you're looking
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: like really sad right now. Thank you so much. I
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: tried better help and it didn't work. Check out our
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Patreon instead of therapy. I got.
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: I gotta what question is your intern named Tara? Oh?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Does thats alla look good?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what's Tikam so slow.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Is right in front of you, or Tica Ma stalled,
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: so slow slow slow self found.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: It sounds like you're having a blast in there listening
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: to the new song from Sia. I see a traffic.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Or sometimes do they ever try to make you talk
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: about the traffic like they're talking about the movie coming
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: out that weekend? They made me go there are so
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: many alpha buzz going up with the one on one.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: And I go, I can't to do this.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Oh, it's alphabet city four or five broom on broom
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: Panorama City is now wicked universe with how much traffic
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: is backed up. Feels like no yellow brick road is
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: coming this way because you do not want to be following.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: It's Spider Man and the Sky. It's Spider Man and
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Sky for love, Tanya.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: He's in the news.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: And it seems like we can update set ups. What
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: else is new? That was like twelve years ago?
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: But I'm Tanya. What the traffic is unbearable right now?
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: Never with a car putt it's always with a talking
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: pun I tell you what it's transisions.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: They're easier to do.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: A disgruntled driver is driving the wrong way on the
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: two ten she's looking furiosa in theaters.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, this is a fun game, maybe a fun traffic
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: reporters challenge.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: I love hashtag traffic reporters challenge.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, come on, it's ash it's just a hashtag traffic
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: reporters challenge.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Shadow northbound side traffic reporters challenge.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: You're gonna have to do the traffic and then we're
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: gonna give you a a brand that you have to
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: promote midway through report.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: It sounds like a fun challenge. I have a pile
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: up of ideas.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Okay, your challenge is jolly green Giant green Beans.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: You said you had a pile up.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: We're up here in the sky above the one on
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: one going southbound in height.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: What's the brand, Jolly green Giant.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: You are so to stumble at the beginning.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: We got a lot of pile up traffic here in
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Organ Bend, Organ. Yes, that's it's the land of green,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: speak of green. We have green giant green beans coming
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: in down That looks like us. That looks like all
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: of the trees that are piled up town next to
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: the freeway. The freeway's flying. There is no traffic up here.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Thanks God, I'm feeling jolly green bean back to you.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Felt like you had a stroke in that way.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: What I propose is we do we all go around
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: and give that a letter grade?
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: What letter grade did I get?
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: I would give it a bee. As a teacher who
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: feels sad for their nervous.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Students, I'll tell you it was really hard. I'm going
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: to give you a bee as well.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: I'm going to give you an a.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: You said all the words, and my teacher persona is
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I don't really care too much.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, your turn, your turn, I want you to do it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Brand partnership, We transfer, we transfer. All right. Well, it's looking.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Like a livestock truck has opened up on the Eye
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: seventy north. There are livestock animals falling in and out
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: of the highway. A bunch of pigs have been thrown
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: to the side of the road, Horses are running into
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: the traffic, and the local school has sent students out
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: to try to help wrangle. Luckily, the live stock majors,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: the future farmers of America of this local college are
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: helping to wrangle these animals. If you are interested in
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: joining this school, it's not too late. Even if you're
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: at another school. We transfer people over there all the time.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: We transfer as a great software back to you in
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: the studio, lashed me saying.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Holy grades, everybody.
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: I will give it a C plus. It felt like
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: you were promoting the high school more than the company.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: It really made me want to be a livestock major
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: more than it made me think about file story.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Amy so nervous that pigs were running around and kids
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: were trying to get the pigs on a highway.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not much of an improviser. I'm more of
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: a helicopter driver.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Mister s soundboard man. Do Tangles the movie Tangles.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: The movie Tangles starring Milo Mannheim, the new one, the
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: remake Milo.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: Mannheim, The movie Tangled starting Milo Manheim.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Hi from I in the Sky. This is Trent B.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Tray Beans with your traffic report up today. We are looking.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: Good, sunny blue skies down in the ocean side. Traffic
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: is fine on the four oh five. But what's this
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: on the five? Seems like cars have been caught in
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: some sort of web. Post sign holding string has fallen
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: into the carpool lane, closing it down, leaving some cars
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: tangled up. Speaking of tangled up, Tangled comes out this Friday,
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: featuring Milo Manaheim, Beautiful Star, beautiful boy, beautiful man. We
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: hope to meet him someday.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Back to you, squeak, I just queefed.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: I can't believe the mouse was okay with that.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe it.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: I would give that a C. Yeah, I would give
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: that a B. Plots, big range. Can I think Mala's handsome?
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: I give it an A.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: I like everything okay, last one year, but not least
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: you'll be tying in Chili's Triple Dipper.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: Chili Jelly's Triple Dipper.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Well, it looks like we have some congestion on the
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: northbound four oh five heading up from Losienaga, and some
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: uncongestion and down on the southbound four oh five.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: That's right on congestion.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: These cars are moving faster than you can ever believe,
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: like a runny nose. These cars are going fast, fast, fast, hot, hot, hot,
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: like you just ate a hot pepper.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Speaking of hot peppers, here comes.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Chili's Triple Deepper is back for a limited time at
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Chili's Restaurant. Chili's Restaurant, It's where you can eat food
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: if you so want to, and I.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Love to do Chili's restaurant slogan, if you want to.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: If you so want to, I say, I'll give it
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: a I'll give it.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: It did feel more like a musing commercial at the beginning.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: It was about choking on your own spit real. I'll
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: give you an A because you gave it.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Say I will give you an A because the idea
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: of uncongestion is the world I want to live in.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Imagine if traffic could go faster. Imagine a perfect world
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: where we can look out and go. They're going faster
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: and working better together than we've ever seen.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: What can I say?
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is controversial, this is maybe a traffic
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: reporter's hot take.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: And I don't know another game hot takes, Hot takes,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: it's your new favorite segment.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: You can see these on TikTok. You can rarely hear
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: them because the helicopter.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Is so loud, so loud, and one day we're gonna
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: crack that. One day we're gonna crack that traffic reporter
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: hot takes.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: I brought this up because you had a hot take.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: I had a hot take.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, I have I have a I have a traffic
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: reporter's hot take.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Let's hear it.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: I if everybody in traffic just went a little faster,
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: we wouldn't have traffic.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Whoa whoa traffic reporter hot take? Traffic reporter, hot take?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Why can't if I can zoom out and get above
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: everything and see better?
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Why can't I do that with my wife? That's more
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: of a traffic reporters hot joke.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: But I honestly, really, honestly just wish the way I
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: approach traffic, which is just getting out ahead of it
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: and looking at it from a from a distance, is
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: what I wish I could do with conflict.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, traffic reporter, hot take, traffic refort a hot take,
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: nice beautiful pancakes, more like traffics for hot cake.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Whe's a canal? Hot take? Wow, these these were hetahs
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: smell delicious? Oh sorry, more like a plate.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: Whoa a triple axle getting the gold medal?
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Apollo on?
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: No lands it again? More like a traffic reporter hot skate.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Oh well, because there's a lot of traffic on the
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: southbound of that pottery barn. Because they're making things with
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: their hands, it's trying to track. It's a traffic report.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Hot make.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: They're making hot make. It's hot making.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Spotted over on Ventura Boulevard. She's there without John and
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: without her age. It's traffic reporter hot, Kate, okay, oh
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: southbound southbound.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: We want rights for all, we want people to be
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: treated equally. It is traffic reporter hot. No hate plus,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I can't remember what.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: It was no hate with eight.
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: It was.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: We don't want them to It was confusing then and
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: it's confusing now.
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: You reply that there was no hate in the proposition
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: of there's no hate on the old proper.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Stop hating on Prop eight, which was the law about
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: gay marriage. Yes, yes, it was very niche references. I
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: have a question for all of you.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I think one of the most exciting moments of all
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: of our careers is when we get enlisted. So they say,
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: into following a high speed chase.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: I was going to bring up the same thing.
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: How hard do we get when a car has been
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: taken in a sprinting away from something?
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Where were you when the juice was loose? I was
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: out there? What I was on the highway.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I was following the Bronco and I said, cut to me,
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: cut to me, cut to me. Turns out I was
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: following the wrong Bronco. There was just a woman going
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: to the mall. She was in SeeMe Valley and they
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: kept cutting to me and I said, oh, oh, the juice.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: It looks like the juice is stopping at an air Juan.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: And it turns out that I made a big mistake
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: that day.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: That's horrifyed.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: For a good few minutes, I thought I had the footage.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: That must have freaked her the heck out.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: It was scary. It was scary for her.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I thought I had the Bronco too. I went cut
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: to me, cut to me, cut to me, They cut
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: to me. I was looking at the Bronco on my
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: phone on a live stream.
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: Wow, there's air one in phones carrying Oh Jay's runaway.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, it was a crazy time.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Time is a flat circle. And uh, that's just the
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: end of that.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Thank you. But your first car Chase, I think it's
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: really important to talk about it.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Car Chase.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Well, I know when my first car chase, I I
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: called everyone in my family and I said, turn on
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: the TV.
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: I'm about to be going big. And it was so exhilarating.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: But then over the course of time, you know, people
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: get sick of it and they're like, all right, well,
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: I'll catch the next one.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: I'll catch the next one.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, nothing is worse for me personally. When our eye
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: and this guy loses the car for a little bit.
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: One of the most devastating feelings in the world. That
• 42:06
  Speaker 7: camera is panning around desperately to find that car.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Don't you hate it when the eye on the sky
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: gets a little hungry and he starts tilting the camera
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: toor nearby restaurant is very clear.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: The traffic at this burger can. He's going.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: My eye in this guy always wants to race with
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: the car, so sometimes we'll beat the car and then
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: lose the car.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: My eye in the sky always catches the eye of
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: another helicopter and tries to show off and flirt with them.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: He puts on a big helicopter fedora, and she tries
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: to ask what their age is.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Does the helicopter put on a fedora?
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: The helicopter wears a giant fledora on top.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: Of the helicopter stays on.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: You don't understand. The fedora goes around the entirety of
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: the blades. So the that's spitting really fast.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Do you lose velocity with how high you're going?
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: We certainly do. And it's scary, I say take off
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: the hat.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: We're here to work.
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: Stop trying to hit on that police helicopter. You could
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: say it has a wondering eye.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Do you ever get pulled over by the police helicopter
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: while you're in the sky and then you gotta just
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: sit there exchanging information?
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Have you ever had to do a mid air do
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: you having to recite the make the helicopter recite the
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: alphabet backwards?
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I've never seen a breathalyzer go down on a stick
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: all the way to the ground, him all the way back.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: Up on the rope trying to put one foot in
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: front of the e.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: But you have to hangle on segment. Traffic report.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Never have im or put a finger down if you
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: have all right, traver report. Never have I ever been
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: in traffic up in the sky. I've never gotten behind
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: a plane.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: I have I have done that traffic report.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Never have I ever?
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: Never have I ever accidentally dropped an f ball on
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: the broadcast?
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Well fuck you, that's what I do accidentally every time.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Never have I ever thought I was driving the helicopter
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: but accidentally was in a bathtub.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I can't say I don't.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying I've never done that. Dr Bard.
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: Never have I ever, never ever thought I was reporting
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: on traffic turns out to be a bunch of rocks.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Never I have ever done that. I have done that.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: I have accidentally been looking at a mountain.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: I have done that is never have I ever gotten
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: on the gotten in the copter with no shoes and.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: This whole report coming back live from you for laud can.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Sometimes it's fun to let those piggies hangb.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: I ever.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Had my broth fall off while I'm doing the traffic report.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: That has happened to me us me and I've done that.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: I never have I ever asked the asked the pilot
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: to swing by my house so I could see if
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: a package I ordered it was outside my door.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: I have done.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: It.
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: It was a countertop Me and my wife were trying
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: to replace our countertop.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Was worried about people stealing it. More in it. More
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: about that five minutes that people are gonna come steal
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: your countertop.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: More on that in five What a terrible thing to
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: steal if you're a burger, My god, how do you
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: even begin.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: To resell that that?
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: How do you take so much easier to get like
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: technology or maybe designer.
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: Jeens yeah, well sorry, I just say getting a report
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: horse has.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Found a gun in his Librea.
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: Oh, I am getting this report.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: It seems the horse with a gun has galloped from
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: the Librea Santa Monica intersection all the way down to
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: Lobrea and Olympic, where he has found another horse with
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: a different gun, a bigger gun on this horse.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: And they are squaring up to do a horse duel.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: I'm just getting in now that both wives of each
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: horse with a gun are going straight up Santa Monica
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Boulevard in order to calm down their hasty steves.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: This just in on Martel. Three cows with machetes.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: We're keeping an eye on this, but it looks like
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: the cows and the horses are currently unrelated.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: This justin on Montana.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Awaimo has lost Wi Fi signal and has stopped in
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: the middle of the road.
• 46:39
  Speaker 7: And I'm hearing if you want to take Fountain, it's
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: a no go. A Honda Fit has crashed into a
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: strong woman who his child is stuck under the vehicle
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: and she is proceeding to lift the Honda fit.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Pretty easily bad news if.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: You're taking Sunset. If you can't get on Fountain of
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: Waimos starting a Weaymo flash mob and is proposing to
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: a cocoa bot.
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: Now, who knows why.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: These waymos had the time to learn this choreography, But
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: a lot of business people look stuck in the passenger
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: seat and one of.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Those Weymo proms, that's my favorite ever. Go to Rock Mirror.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: It's just reporting live take Vine instead because there's the
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: premiere of Captain Marvel at the l Capitag.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: This just in Vine is backed up all the way
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: to Outlook Drive because of a brand new pop up event.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Fat sALS is introducing a new sandwich called the.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Big Old Seafood Piece of Shit Man, and you need
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: to get it now. Turtle from Entourage is there and
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: he's giving free console ectomies.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: And if you're thinking about taking Melrose, I wouldn't.
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: The road has lifted up and become a hot wheels loop,
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: so I avoided Melrose unless you want to try something
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: crazy in your Newdean Altama.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Today is a voting Tuesday, so make sure you drive
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: by all those ballad spots because the drive bys are
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: going big.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: White drive bys are going big.
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: Why drive guys are going big?
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: Speaking of drive bys going big, wide, five guys as
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: the new big white burger. You can find it. Five
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: Guys is just as their big white burger, blocking the cowinga.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: In a pass. This justin.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: If you like five Guys, you're gonna love Wise Guys,
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: the immersive restaurant experience where you can feel like a gangster.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: And this justin.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: If you like wise guys, you're gonna love two and
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: a half Men airing in thirty minutes.
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: On KKEL nine. Two and a half Men. That's just
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: the way Charlie Sheen does it.
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: Another great new catchphrase slogan for they run Wait.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: Well, guys, I think we learned a lot today.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I'd say for any young traffic reporters out there, I'd
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: tell you to keep going.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Don't worry when there's a pile up ahead of you.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Just keep moving and get your license. If it feels slow,
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: you'll just have to wait it out.
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: Because traffic always comes to a grinding standstill and then.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: It starts moving again.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: As long as there are humans making mistakes, we will
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: need humans telling other people how to avoid those mistakes.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: And if you're a traffic reporter, for the love of God,
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: never stop talking. Everything is a run on sentence, and
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: if you think you've reached the end, just keep on going.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Like you heard here today.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you won't know what you're saying or where you're
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: going with what you're saying.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Can keep driving forward and never land that cop to.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter what you're saying, don't think about what
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: you're saying.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: If you keep going, you're going to find the gem
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: that hides at the bottom of the well.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Oh shoot, I just got an Amber alert on my phone.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: I'm missing congratulations on the gig Amber alert. Heard it.
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: I said, we're gonna start using that. We think it's
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: a genius. We're gonna start using that.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: We'll take that so much.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Big congrats to you, my friend.
• 50:27
  Speaker 7: Thank you so much. Live from this podcast. This has
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: been the traffic report, coming in live. I hope your
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: drive home is sweet as all heck. And always remember
• 50:41
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• 50:47
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