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National Video Game Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.10.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I saw this headline here. And this
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  to me is very much, I don't know what the word
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  is, racist. But I would expect a nothing else
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  from Argentina. Oh, I should probably have the
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  page unmuted. What a way to begin the show. Having
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  Instagram muted. Launched an investigation after
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  YouTuber and streamer iShowSpeed allegedly received
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  racist abuse from a fan during Argentina's 3
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  -2 World Cup win over Cape Verde. Yeah, all these
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  people at the FIFA World Cup were being douchebags.
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  I know it's really weird. The whole world's been
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  watching it. That doesn't include my world. I
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  can, I can't. Speed, who was livestreaming the
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  match, could be heard asking what a fan in an
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  Argentina jersey was saying to him. Yeah, Speed,
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  to be honest, you can be a little insufferable
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  at times. You seem like a mean one. When haters
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  are saying really mean things to you, you don't
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  always really need to know. FIFA has since said
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  that it immediately opened an investigation and
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  reiterated that racism has no place in football
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  or in society. Soccer. Football. Football. You
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  gotta at least say football. The incident comes
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  just days after FIFA also condemned a racist
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  abuse directed at Kylian Mbappe following France's
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  win over Paraguay. Man, all these soccer fans,
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  people make fun of America. They're like, oh,
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  the Philadelphia Eagle fans are bad. These soccer
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  fans make Eagle fans look like saints. What the
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  losers. Are we watching a game of 95 minutes
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  of cardio? Mm -hmm. A riveting. I am not watching
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  a sport where there's not a guaranteed winner.
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  If a game can end in 0 -0, like I'm not the biggest
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  fan of hockey, but I'll watch the hockey playoffs.
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  Not watching the regular season. But I'll watch
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  the hockey playoffs. And you know what the thing
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  is, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, with
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  the hockey playoffs, is there's a winner. Mbappe
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  was subject to abusive comments from Paraguayan
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  Senator Celeste Amaria, which the French forward
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  had described to be despicable. Yeah. They can
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  say it's despicable all they want, but the fans
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  say otherwise. And this just in. The fans represent
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  the country more than you. We will keep you updated
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  as we learn more about this situation. Thanks
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  for keeping me updated on racism. A bunch of
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  losers. That's why I don't watch Sunker. 856
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  -494 -6773. Ah, this headline really pissed me
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  off. This dirty, rotten broad known as Mackenzie
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  Schiller is being allowed to post selfies in
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  prison. So what she probably did was she sent
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  the real picture to her mom and her mom glared
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  it up. This dirty, rotten moron makes every female
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  out of Ohio look bad. And this just in. It's
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  really easy to make Ohio look bad. And you're
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  the icing on the cake, you dirty, rotten moron.
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  Oh, you know what the problem is? And this is
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  something that really bothers me about McKenzie
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  Shrella. I'm attracted to her. Yes, I probably,
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  if I would have dated her, I probably could have
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  been the victim. But I am into crazy girls. And
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  this just in, this broad's crazy. Gotta find
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  her out. How can you not? She's a terrible person.
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  She'll get you killed. And it's always the man's
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  fault. But she's hot. Probably explains why I've
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  had bad breakups. Because I take crazy women.
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  Or maybe I'm the crazy one. But yeah. Seems to
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  be the rich girl gets to have an okay time in
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  prison. And all the reports of her having sex.
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  Oh, you know, she's just rubbing all the nests
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  down there. Mm -hmm. I hope you enjoy it, Mackenzie.
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  Yeah, man. Oh, you're hot. I'm not. I hate to
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  say it. You think I feel good saying she's hot?
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  You think I sit here feeling confident about
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  it? She said she is, though. All right. Mm -hmm.
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  Women can think Luigi Mangione's good looking.
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  Now, do I defend Mackenzie Strillin? No. But
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  she's hot. I'd plow her. Be like in The Simpsons,
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  Mr. Plow. Mr. Plow. And then she'd have me get
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  killed. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. That's 8 -5 -6. Here's
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  Brandy Runner. Unless... As of September 23rd,
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  when I did that segment, I had a bigger body
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  count than Brittany Renner. And here she is saying
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  five signs to tell if your man is cheating on
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  you. It's Brittany Renner, and I'm your fairy
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  godmother. You're a fairy god, not a piece of
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  ass. Five signs he's probably cheating on you.
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  Number one, he watches porn. Ah, well, then everyone's
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  cheating. If you call me pregnant, how are you
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  supposed to get your rocks off? This is one of
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  the biggest disconnects between men and women.
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  You know what the disconnect is? Disconnect is
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  women can go seven years without getting laid.
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  Be fine with it. It can literally have cobwebs
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  down there. For us men, we have needs. It's a
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  gateway. It literally hijacks the brain's reward
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  system. It doesn't require patience, vulnerability,
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  or connection. All right, well, put out then.
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  We ain't going to sit around way uptight. I'm
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  so tired. Shut up. And over time, the brain can
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  prefer that shortcut. Yeah, because they're better
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  at sex. You're already losing the argument. Now,
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  if your man is preferring watching porn. over
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  having sex with you, I totally get it, Brittany
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  Renner. Mm -hmm. But if not, shut up! You know,
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  you never win when you cheat yourself, but what
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  do I know? Number two, he throws off your pH
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  balance. Uh, now we're getting scientific on
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  stuff. Mm -hmm. Yummy discharge in my leggings,
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  thanks to you! You're a gross woman. You put
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  a skeet! Ah! Oh my God, our bodies are so intelligent.
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  Ah, really? Not yours. Constantly trying to signal
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  to us. You banged out the NBA, honey. Thing is
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  terribly, terribly wrong. And let me tell you
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  something. Your vagina knows what's best for
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  you. Oh yeah, it does. As of September 2023,
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  you had 37 of them. 37 times your vagina supposedly
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  knew what's best for you. That guy? Doesn't care.
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  I really don't. Number three. I'm trying not
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  to get triggered doing this list. Number three.
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  Put downs. Do you think someone that you signed
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  up to be in a relationship with would want to
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  bring the best out of you? Well, that should
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  go with both genders. A lot of times during arguments,
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  it starts when the woman won't shut up. She keeps
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  running her mouth. And then the man says one
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  main thing. And then the woman's like, oh my
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  God. But the thing is, is oftentimes I know that
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  you deserve better than that. Oh, really? Or
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  maybe it's vice versa. There's this thing going
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  on where women just hate men. I think it's because
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  we're in the feminist movement, which I support
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  to a point. I mean, we're in a feminist movement
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  where men are bad compared to our grandparents
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  where they needed the men. And it's breaking
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  the barriers. And women are wondering why they're
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  44 years old and alone. They're angry they'd
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  rather be doing other things with other people,
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  other places. Yeah, you're doing a car selfie
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  in a car. Seems like you're really killing it,
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  huh? And it's like they don't really have the
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  courage to leave you. So they're going to like
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  put you down to also kind of like stay with them.
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  It's really odd. Whatever. But yeah, you're not
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  going to leave if your self -esteem is in the
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  dirt. You're an annoying hag. But if you respect
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  yourself, you know, you would. You would. Number
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  four, he never wants to be at home. Yeah, being
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  at home's boring. I want to go out. I'm the type
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  of guy, I want to go out and then go home. Right
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  when I go out, then I want to go home. But if
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  I stay home all night, it's bothering me. Yeah,
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  I'm sure that's super convenient. I'm Fiona locked
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  away in a tower and you're outside acting like
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  a smelly ogre. She looks annoying, bro. No wonder
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  she's single. Wasn't she religious? Now you're
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  doing videos about cheating in a car. Oh, how
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  religious! Why? Man, this is going on a minute.
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  Yeah. That's all I'm gonna know. There's a huge
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  disconnect going on around here. It is not good.
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  Luxmaxer Connor Murphy died at age 31. He was
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  looking like pure steroids. There's this whole
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  new thing happening with Luxmaxing. Here's the
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  thing I want to tell you, ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls of the gallery. You're all going
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  to die. You notice how like Mick Jagger, I don't
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  want to manifest him dying, but he's living to
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  like 80. He ain't looks maxing. It doesn't matter
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  how you look. You want to hear my gut? I'm fat.
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  That's why I don't do any video or pictures.
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  That's why whenever I work in a van with a hot
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  ass female, she'll be like, oh, you want to do
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  a video? No. No one needs to see my hideous face.
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  What do we have here? Here's Curtis Sliwa on
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  Taylor Swift's wedding. Ah, here's OK Boomer.
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  And no, I don't like Taylor, but I don't like
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  Curtis either. They're both morons. I want to
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  talk to you about Taylor Swift's wedding. We're
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  a few days removed for it. I'm not so concerned
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  as much about the relationship, but I want to
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  hear more from your perspective about what impact
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  you think it had on New York City. Well, I know
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  it brought in more trendoids, jet setters, and
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  freakazoids. What a boomer. No other man daddy
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  won the championship or the mayoral race. Yeah,
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  loser. From Hollywood. Like we didn't need it.
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  Wow. If there was a prototypical way to describe
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  a boomer, it'd be this moron. Enough, right?
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  We didn't have enough. Kickball, kickball, World
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  Cup. Who needed this? I'm embarrassed for boomers
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  if this is who they represent. He's done talk
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  radio. He almost became mayor. If you were to
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  describe to a Gen Alpha 13 -year -old, what is
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  a stereotypical, stupid, entitled, moronic, idiotic
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  boomer? It'd be this idiot. Last marriage you
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  had in Madison Square Garden was Sun Young Moon.
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  Forcibly married, marrying Moonies. How tacky.
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  What are you talking about? Shut up. No one here
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  didn't win. And then they had a buffet. You lost
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  to a 33 -year -old. A buffet? Why did they do
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  this in Cleveland or Kansas City, the heartland
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  of America? That's not a bad point. Why did they
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  have to come to my city? Your city? You didn't
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  win, Dad. You ran for mayor like seven times.
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  You never won. My city. I'm the fighting angels
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  or whatever. Good for you. You're a stupid boomer.
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  What an idiot. You know how insufferable Curtis
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  Levi is? He's got me siding with Taylor. Do I
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  like Taylor? No. But Curtis is a moron. Well,
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  listen, it's Freakazoidz. Who the hell says Freakazoidz?
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  It's a great cartoon. It's an easy place for
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  a lot of people to get to. A lot of stars are
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  here. It was a star -studded event. And she loves
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  New York. And she's paying for it. I mean, she
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  spent like a million dollars a night on this
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  place. So if she has the money, why not let her?
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  Let's say a billionaire, Taylor Swift, Put money
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  in the pocket of the other billionaire, Jimmy
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  Dolan, who owns Madison Square Garden. What did
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  it do for the cops? How could you imagine him
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  being married? Shut up. Cops who had a sweat
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  out there. 12 hours a day. Oh, heaven forbid.
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  Cops are outside working. What an idiot. But
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  going through fast, they were like beasts of
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  burning. You know what she... Yeah, they're working.
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  Honestly, they should always have bulletproof
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  vests on anyway. Gave the cops. She gave them
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  Oogach. She gave them Bupkis. God, we're so annoying.
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  You're an idiot. And everybody kisses your ass
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  on the Republican side. And this is how you wanted
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  to have his mayor being Republican in New York
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  City. That city's stupid. Those are the peeps
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  I represent. A bunch of stupid rich boomers that
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  held on to their money and gave millennials no
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  opportunities. That's who you represent? Yeah,
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  dummy. Would you hear about any impact it had
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  on maybe local businesses? Yeah, I saw it directly.
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  They had to close down local businesses. Well,
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  that part's true. Because they had a checkpoint
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  Charlie. They had a frozen zone of four square
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  blocks. Everything was like a catchphrase with
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  him. Like, dude, it's not 1989. Shut up. That's
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  not fair to them. I've had enough of you. Jesus
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  Christ. And Kristen Cavallari didn't get any
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  money from her day color divorce. Cry me a freaking
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  river. Guess what? When the man doesn't get any
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  money, all the women go, ah! What happens to
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  the women? Jump! I'm really irritated today.
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  You do not want to cross me. Because if I didn't
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  have Uncommon James, I could have taken half
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  of his money, right? Kristen Cavallari details
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  the financial side of her divorce from Jay Cutler.
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  Now she gets to experience how all men feel during
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  breakups and divorces. During the July 7th episode
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  of the Aspire podcast. Oh, you're so inspirational.
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  We aspire to be like you. The Laguna Beach alum
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  opens up about what happened to her lifestyle
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  and jewelry brand, Uncommon James, when the couple
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  ended their marriage in 2020. So what happens
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  to a man? Whatever. But a woman, you're a victim.
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  Shut up. Explaining what ultimately gave me the
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  confidence to leave my marriage was the success
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  of Uncommon James. She says that success also
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  came with the price, calling the company one
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  of the biggest assets in their divorce. I love
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  it if it was any other guy. But because Jay Cutler
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  is such a douchebag, it was so awful for the
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  Bears. Kiss my ass. Adding. I don't get any money
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  from my ex -husband. I had to give him half the
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  value of Uncommon Jay. That's how marriage works.
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  That's how it works. In cash and properties and
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  everything else. That sucks. It's funny when
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  a man gets... The experience that women usually
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  get in divorces and then the women are mad and
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  it's like, well, that's how it feels to be a
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  woman. Or I mean to be a man. It's not great
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  in divorces. She's adorable. She just thinks
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  the whole frigging world revolves around her.
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  And her body count is seriously high. Her body
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  count is as long as a CVS receipt. Hmm. Eight,
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  five, six. A 49 Hoppy. Happy Hot Topic. Can I
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  just say happy 80th birthday? Yay! To your piece
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  of shit father! I cannot stand how over time
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  we have literally forgotten how awful Bush was!
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  Your loser father. A unique way of celebrating
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  his 80th birthday. Jenna Bush Hager revealed
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  on the... Napo Baby. Sixth episode of Today with
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  Jenna and Chanel that her dad isn't letting age
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  stop him from pursuing one of his favorite hobbies.
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  beginning wars that we don't need to. I texted
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  him at the crack of dawn. What's he going to
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  do today? My sister's with him. I wish I was
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  there. She's putting on a spin class at his favorite
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  little place that he goes to this local. I hate
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  how much he's enjoyed life since being president
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  while all the people died while serving in that
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  war that we didn't need to begin. And we just
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  seem to forget about it because Trump's so awful.
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  George Bush sucks. That's awesome. Shut up, Chanel.
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  Imagine 20 years ago, 18 years ago, when George
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  Bush gets elected, or when he got out of office
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  and Obama was elected, that we'd be, I don't
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  want to say glazing over him, but that we'd be
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  glazing over him. He's an idiot. Oh, yeah, it's
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  Friday. It is Friday. We made it through the
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  week, which is what every local radio show talks
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  about. Oh, yeah, we made it through the week.
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  Time for one of the roses. Now, the funny part
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  is, in our affiliate at Fresno, they air the
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  show on Monday, so it's like the complete opposite
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  vibe. But, hey, I'm still broadcasting to you.
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  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Let me press this button
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  right here. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud. Aggressive. And those
• 19:29
  are his good qualities. A sick person with a
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  powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
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  three, go. Welcome to Happy Hour. Door is closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm
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  -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes. No, no,
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  no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's gonna start. Okay, we're here. All
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  right. starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Man, we flyin'.
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  You're doing good. This is Hoppy Hour. I am your
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  host, Ryan Hoppy. You can always call the show.
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  856 -49 -HOPPY. 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet
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  at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email
• 21:51
  me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. But you know,
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  every Friday, you gotta be... in the show in
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  a little bit of a fun fashion. Even though this
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  show's fun! Unless you're a person I'm talking
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  about, then it's not so much fun. Alright, what's
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  going on here? Hold up. What? There's more mobs
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  in there. Shit about to go to work, though. Hey.
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  I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But
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  I'm going to get you high today. Yeah. Because
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  it's Friday. You ain't got no job. And you ain't
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  got shit to do. Hell yeah. I'm very excited.
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  I'm going to Jacksonville this weekend. So for
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  the past 20 years, I have been a fan of the Lex
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  and Terry Radio Network. And guess what? They're
• 22:48
  going to be hanging out at Jacksonville Beach
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  on Sunday. And I've been listening to them since
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  probably 2009 -ish. I was listening to them in
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  high school. And I text Terry about, I don't
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  know, Wednesday. And Lex, I talk to a good amount
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  too. And I'm going to be hanging out with them.
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  It's Sarah and D and T. Here's the best part.
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  Because I've gone on vacations before where I'm
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  by myself. That I need a little bit of company.
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  That guess who's coming with me? The Jacksonville.
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  My Carolina. That's going to be her in the car.
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  Going to have to record it. Get an updated one.
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  This was during a hurricane. Can you tell? You
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  hear the background noise? That's a hurricane.
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  She's going to be delightful. So to get ready
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  for the trip, I obviously, my mom was like, why
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  don't you just get a hotel or a motel? Nah, I'm
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  a millennial. You know what we do? We do the
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  thing that's known as Airbnb. I actually got
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  a really kick -ass deal, man. Mm -hmm. Go over
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  on Belfort Avenue. Mm -hmm. Which, um. If any
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  of the hot ass Jacksonville listeners want to
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  come into my motel on Belfort Avenue, hit me
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  up. No, but it was like $400 a night to get an
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  Airbnb on the beach. And I told myself, that's
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  no good. If I had the money, it'd be good. But
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  I'm on a budget, man. I'm a baller on a budget.
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  So I ended up, it's like 15 minutes from the
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  city. It's right in the middle of Jacksonville.
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  And the best part about it, ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls, is the fact that it was so funny.
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  I told myself, I was like, I'm going to spend
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  no more than $2 .50 for two nights, and I got
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  it for $1 .10. But I ended up getting an Airbnb
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  of a hotel room. So my mom was counting right
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  the whole time. But the cool part about it, or
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  the weird part rather, When you buy an Airbnb,
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  you know when you got to do, I think it's called
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  the CAPTCHA, you know when you got to, like,
• 25:06
  type in the, like, letters or whatever? It was
• 25:09
  different. You had to, like, connect puzzle pieces,
• 25:11
  and then you had to do, like, an audio test where
• 25:14
  it was, like, which sound is of a cat? And it
• 25:18
  would be, like, A would be, like, hello, and
• 25:22
  B would be, like, and I was, like, B. And then
• 25:28
  it would be, like, Next round, A, A, B. And then
• 25:35
  it does like this thing where it looks like a
• 25:37
  credit card going into like one of the credit
• 25:39
  card machines, like a little graphic. It did
• 25:41
  it for about a minute. And then it's like, your
• 25:42
  Airbnb is set. I was like, that's very strange.
• 25:49
  Very strange. But it was set nonetheless. I just
• 25:54
  felt like such a millennial. Hey, you know. Let
• 25:58
  me take a sip of my cava. Did you hear that?
• 26:04
  Courtney Stodden had a police visit to her house
• 26:07
  after a loud, a loud argument with her boyfriend.
• 26:13
  Yeah, to me, Courtney Stodden just looks like
• 26:17
  a woman that would have loud, loud arguments.
• 26:21
  Taylor Frankie Paul is set to return to Mormon
• 26:24
  Wives. And also Taco Bell is getting rid of that
• 26:28
  meal that was giving everybody explosive diarrhea.
• 26:34
  It's very nice of them to be looking out for
• 26:38
  those with explosive diarrhea from your food.
• 26:40
  Let's see what the hell is going on Instagram,
• 26:43
  man. As you can always call the show, 856 -49
• 26:47
  -HAPPY. Got this headline here. It's great. Man
• 26:52
  cuts his penis off with a knife and then uses
• 26:54
  it to own, uses his own leftovers to set a fire.
• 26:58
  Ah, that looks delightful. That guy's totally
• 27:02
  not mentally ill. And awesome. We have this headline
• 27:08
  here. About an 84 -year -old man. He looks crazy.
• 27:12
  He looks like if Patrick Ewing was 84. An 84
• 27:15
  -year -old Florida man is accused of trying to
• 27:17
  burn his ex -girlfriend alive. Of course it's
• 27:20
  a Florida man. After she ended their 42 -year
• 27:24
  relationship, according to the police, Franklin
• 27:25
  Davis and the woman got into an argument while
• 27:28
  sitting in a car outside a 7 -Eleven in Oakland
• 27:30
  Park. I've never heard of Oakland Park. But with
• 27:35
  the word Oakland in it, I'm sure it's a great
• 27:37
  city. Investigators say Davis, who had been drinking,
• 27:40
  pulled out a bottle filled with gasoline, poured
• 27:43
  it throughout the front of the car. Oh, wow.
• 27:46
  Made it! And then set it on fire while they were
• 27:49
  both still inside. The woman told Davis... Can
• 27:52
  you imagine you're dumping somebody when they're
• 27:54
  84 years old? It's like you're going to die alone.
• 27:58
  Just stay with him. Oh, I guess it's Roward County.
• 28:00
  Oh, yeah, near Miami. Oh, the weirdos are down
• 28:04
  there. Let's be honest. The weirdos are everywhere.
• 28:08
  Deputies, she believed Davis was trying to burn
• 28:10
  her up before she managed to escape the burning
• 28:12
  vehicle. I think she's okay. I was so worried.
• 28:17
  I mean, I kind of was, but here's the dude that
• 28:21
  Buddy XL has been banging on. Dylan, how are
• 28:25
  you, man? It's been a while, bro. I wanted to
• 28:27
  ask you, you know, have you spoken to Bunny?
• 28:30
  You know, has she reached out? Yeah, I just talked
• 28:33
  to her not too long ago. I talked to her today,
• 28:35
  earlier today. Do you have plans to hang out
• 28:36
  again soon? I love Bunny, you know, she's great.
• 28:39
  Oh yeah, she is good at mouth hugs. Oh, she gives
• 28:44
  great mouth hugs. A lot going on right now, but
• 28:47
  I'm here for her. I'll plow on her. Looks like
• 28:50
  you have the hickey. I didn't get the tattoo.
• 28:52
  You know, she is. That little body accent looks
• 28:54
  like the type of woman. I've got a hickey. She's
• 28:57
  super sick, and yeah. Has Jelly Roll reached
• 28:59
  out at all? Oh, yeah, you're plowing my ex's
• 29:01
  life, dude. Why would he reach out? No, no, I
• 29:04
  haven't said anything, but like I said, I got
• 29:06
  love for the both of them. I think it's time
• 29:10
  we show everybody how much they love each other.
• 29:14
  You get in the front, I'll get in the back. You
• 29:21
  know what I'm saying? A lot going on right now,
• 29:23
  so, you know, I've got love for the both of them.
• 29:26
  I love when somebody wears a cowboy hat. They're
• 29:28
  like, look at that! Yeah, pretty boy, not a cowboy.
• 29:33
  End of the day, and, you know, she's single,
• 29:35
  she's young, and... She's not that young, man.
• 29:38
  You're younger. Having fun. No, man. It's never
• 29:49
  like that, but sometimes a cowboy wants to hunt
• 29:51
  cougars and rabbits. Oh, yeah. So there's that.
• 29:56
  And then here's Buddy XL. Talking about him.
• 30:01
  I'm actually making out with a dude at Jelly's
• 30:04
  Bar. Look at this. There she is on her stupid
• 30:08
  little morning zoo podcast talking about it.
• 30:10
  Girl, get a sweet little kiss under the fireworks.
• 30:14
  Romantic. Yeah, especially at your ex -husband's
• 30:17
  block. Because you're a busta. You're for the
• 30:20
  streets. Romantic. I've never had that done.
• 30:24
  I thought it was. Yeah, that's a little shot
• 30:27
  of jelly. I'm going to do our fireworks later
• 30:31
  on. You know what I mean? So sweet, you know?
• 30:36
  And of course, I'm not going to, what am I, you
• 30:37
  know, it's just, let your girl live. I don't
• 30:41
  know. I'm going to let you live. Nipsey Hussle's
• 30:46
  kids got his $11 million inheritance. I, me and
• 30:51
  my mom got an inheritance from my uncle. I mean,
• 30:54
  it's cool. You're getting money. You got to make
• 30:57
  sure it lasts. But also, like, the person you
• 30:59
  love is dad. So it's not really that cool. I'd
• 31:01
  rather win the lottery. And also, it's like you're
• 31:05
  using this person's money that they earn from
• 31:07
  working hard. And you're like, yeah, I want to
• 31:11
  make you proud. Let's see here. Here's Trump
• 31:14
  on Mitch McConnell. That's the way to describe
• 31:22
  him as a president. I have no idea. I'm a stupid
• 31:25
  nepo baby. I bet the Joe show at FLZ voted for
• 31:30
  him. Blue face gets into an argument with his
• 31:36
  mom after saying she traumatized him as a kid.
• 31:39
  All right, dude. My dad wasn't perfect. He was
• 31:43
  nice. He was looking at me kind of a dick. And
• 31:46
  my mom wasn't perfect. But they're still my family
• 31:49
  and I love them. Get over it. What's false is
• 31:52
  that you think things that do not matter to me
• 31:55
  today. It doesn't matter more than the trauma.
• 32:00
  Ah, what an annoying hand she has. It kind of
• 32:03
  describes blue face. That you called by being
• 32:08
  the way you are. Okay, tell me what trauma did
• 32:10
  you have? Watching you domestically violently.
• 32:15
  Have altercations with your kids and multiple
• 32:17
  men. Oh, yeah, at the same time. What multiple
• 32:21
  men? I would rather be. Every dude you got plowed
• 32:24
  by, honey. I would rather. I thought she was
• 32:27
  a terrible mom when she was ranking his exes.
• 32:29
  She's for the streets. Be in a tent. Tell the
• 32:32
  chat what multiple men. And to watch my. Ah,
• 32:34
  damn. Mother of the year. We'll get to Taylor
• 32:38
  Frankie Paul in a second. Here's Piper O 'Kell
• 32:41
  talking to that loser creep, not his Adam 22.
• 32:45
  Even though I'm playing his clip on my show,
• 32:47
  so maybe I'm a part of the problem. Here's Piper
• 32:49
  O 'Kell talking about launching her OnlyFans
• 32:52
  at 18. I didn't know you were going to do that
• 32:53
  in advance because you did it on your 18th birthday,
• 32:55
  right? Yes, well, I actually, I started making...
• 32:58
  Okay, so again, because... Everyone talks about
• 33:00
  Sophie Ram. She seems like she'd be shy during
• 33:03
  sex. Piper O 'Kell seems like she'd bring...
• 33:05
  I've been with a lot of people. Everyone was
• 33:08
  calling me a bop. Like, when I was 17, 16, I
• 33:11
  was like, okay, like... That's kind of a weird
• 33:13
  thing to say to a kid. It's a bop. I have no
• 33:15
  clue. And then I guess I kind of just understood
• 33:17
  that it was like a girl who gets with a lot of
• 33:19
  guys or shows herself off in the internet. And
• 33:22
  I was like, okay, cool. Understood. And do you
• 33:24
  feel like that was ever accurate or was that
• 33:26
  just because Adam has this weird way when he's
• 33:29
  talking, it looks like he's going to like rape
• 33:31
  you. It's very strange. Very low key. Personally,
• 33:36
  I'm not that at all, but I, again, I use it to
• 33:38
  my advantage. He'll get to Taylor Frankie Paul
• 33:45
  in a second. Oh, Blueface ran into his father
• 33:47
  out and about while his dad was doing Amazon
• 33:49
  deliveries. I'm sure that totally wasn't orchestrated
• 33:53
  or his dad wasn't watching his streams and seeing
• 33:55
  where his son was. Hey, dude, I'm doing Amazon
• 33:58
  delivery. Hey. What? What? What the heck are
• 34:09
  you doing here? What are you doing here? I'm
• 34:13
  so happy to see him. Totally not staged. That's
• 34:20
  something I take pride on in this show. Is the
• 34:25
  fact that I do this thing called being genuine.
• 34:28
  Now you can say what you want. But the fact of
• 34:35
  the matter is I am doing an unscripted show.
• 34:38
  Now can I piss people off? Of course. People
• 34:41
  that were like high school, you know, choir kids
• 34:44
  or theater kids. And I'm the nerd talking smack.
• 34:49
  So I don't need a script. I tried out for one
• 34:52
  play in seventh grade and did not get it. Whoa
• 34:56
  Vicky says that if you watch porn, you're a pedophile.
• 34:59
  I wonder what's on her computer screen. Mackenzie
• 35:04
  Shrilla was under review by the Ohio prison and
• 35:06
  was told she's allowed to take selfies. What
• 35:09
  a dirty, rotten, spoiled bitch. And then there
• 35:14
  was the news that Taylor Frankie Paul was going
• 35:17
  to be returning to the bachelor, or Mormon wives,
• 35:20
  one of them. And then, of course, I believe it's
• 35:23
  her baby daddy, that loser, that makes all men
• 35:27
  look bad. He releases the latest video. She comes
• 35:30
  again. Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's see
• 35:32
  it. Let's see it. Oh, is it real now? Oh, is
• 35:36
  it real now? Such a hot piece of ass. I would
• 35:38
  just tear her apart. It's all real now. Why?
• 35:41
  Why is it real? Why is it real? Dakota's just
• 35:44
  mad he lost in court. So now he's trying to,
• 35:48
  you know. TMZ is like, hey Dakota, got any more
• 35:50
  videos? Wait, why is it real now? It's kind of
• 35:53
  getting sad at this point. Do I like Taylor Freaky
• 35:56
  Ball? No, I think she's a dirty, rotten broad.
• 35:59
  But Dakota makes all men look bad. They're both
• 36:03
  losers. I should probably turn that up. A take.
• 36:09
  A two. No! Happy Hot Topic! Emmy Rossum is correcting
• 36:16
  the misconceptions of why she actually left Shameless.
• 36:19
  Yeah! You know what's funny? That show does a
• 36:22
  really good job of describing Chicago. Everybody
• 36:25
  thinks Chicago is like the Bears skit from SNL.
• 36:32
  Or, um... I don't know, Blues Brothers, whatever,
• 36:37
  but Shameless describes a very certain white
• 36:40
  trash in Chicago. Seven years after she left
• 36:44
  the beloved Showtime series, the 39 -year -old
• 36:46
  clarifies why she exited two years before the
• 36:49
  show officially came to an end in 2021. She was
• 36:52
  so hot in that show. Speaking on Call Her Daddy
• 36:54
  in an interview published. Of course she went
• 36:56
  on Call Her Daddy. July 8th. Emmy says, I left
• 37:00
  the job until I felt like there wasn't enough
• 37:02
  juice to squeeze out of the lemon. Oh, yeah.
• 37:04
  We had made 110 episodes. Yeah, it's pretty much
• 37:07
  enough. Yeah, it was pretty good. My ex used
• 37:10
  to watch that. I'd be at work and bringing in
• 37:11
  the money. And then all of a sudden, I'd come
• 37:15
  home and she'd be like, I'm on season four now.
• 37:17
  I'm like, of course you are. Happy hot day. I
• 37:23
  can't say enough amazing things. Jamie Lynn Sigler
• 37:35
  has nothing but love for her late TV dad, James
• 37:38
  Gandolfini. Oh, yeah. Recalling the emotional
• 37:42
  moment she confided in him about her multiple
• 37:44
  sclerosis diagnosis. After years of trying to
• 37:50
  keep her health battle hidden on the set. Jamie
• 37:54
  Lynn stopping by the Question Everything podcast
• 37:58
  in an interview released July 9, opening up about
• 38:01
  being diagnosed with MS at just 20 years old
• 38:04
  and trying her run on the HBO drama. Sharing
• 38:06
  how James was the one person on set who saw through
• 38:09
  what she was Trying so hard to hide. I can remember
• 38:13
  moments where, you know, I was in my own head,
• 38:16
  like kind of looking down the ground. Me too,
• 38:18
  man. Thinking about whether it was the scene
• 38:20
  or what was going on. And I would, you know,
• 38:22
  then, you know, come out of my haze and look
• 38:25
  around and he would be watching me. I am a good
• 38:28
  guy. A good guy. Happy Hot Topic! I've learned
• 38:36
  that it's just miserable people who have nothing
• 38:38
  better to do than just comment on other people's
• 38:41
  lives. All right, here's the deal. It's Bonnie
• 38:43
  Exit talking about the haters. A lot of these
• 38:46
  celebrities, they think they're doing themselves
• 38:48
  a favor by addressing the haters, but you're
• 38:51
  actually giving the haters power. I have a ton
• 38:55
  of haters that are white trash losers. And you
• 38:59
  know what I do? I ignore them because they're
• 39:02
  white trash losers. And I'm sure it's probably
• 39:05
  the same audience. So, buddy, you got to ignore
• 39:07
  it, baby. Mm -hmm. Bunny XO is slamming the negative
• 39:12
  comments about her body. Oh, yeah. I'd rock that
• 39:16
  body. It always creeps me out when dudes want
• 39:18
  really skinny girls. Like, do you want some cheeks
• 39:21
  to clap? During a conversation about her endometriosis
• 39:27
  on the Dumb Blonde podcast, Whitey gets candid
• 39:30
  with guest Balin Dupree, who has also been open
• 39:33
  about her battle with a disease, on the negative
• 39:35
  comments she's received about her body while
• 39:37
  navigating her IVF journey. Here's what I want
• 39:40
  to get. All the haters are sitting at home glad
• 39:45
  that you're addressing them. Ignore them! Eggnum!
• 39:48
  As I was going through IVF, it put weight on
• 39:50
  me. And people, you know, would be like, oh,
• 39:53
  she's bigger than her husband now. Oh, yeah.
• 39:56
  Well, yeah, he cheated on you. And he cheated
• 40:00
  by taking one of those shots. it wasn't like
• 40:04
  you did it from hard work it's and you're literally
• 40:07
  trying to make a baby with your body and it's
• 40:09
  like people just have no respect the internet
• 40:11
  is just so crazy yeah ignore it there's so much
• 40:15
  mean comments out there about me and i've read
• 40:17
  like one third of it and at some point i go you're
• 40:20
  all losers but i i've learned that it's just
• 40:25
  miserable people who have nothing better to do
• 40:27
  than just comment on other people's lives all
• 40:29
  right Yeah, maybe say that behind the scenes,
• 40:32
  but when you're saying it on a podcast, you're
• 40:34
  giving it life. How many times have you been
• 40:40
  asked to do that show? Every single season. I
• 40:42
  said, stop. Don't ever ask me again. I'm never
• 40:45
  going to do that show. God, John Stamos, everything
• 40:47
  he says sounds so pretentious. Live from Hollywood,
• 40:53
  this is Dancing with the Stars. The ballroom
• 40:56
  isn't getting any Uncle Jesse anytime soon. He
• 41:00
  seems like such a douchebag. Have mercy. I've
• 41:05
  been on a lot of shows. Magic has to happen.
• 41:07
  All right, so he's not going on that show. Yeah,
• 41:10
  Bob Saget was cooler. Happy Hot Topic. Because
• 41:16
  I'm going to get the banana. Eight -year -old
• 41:17
  Eli is looking to add to his growing collection
• 41:20
  of squishy toys. I have like over 40. How many?
• 41:24
  My favorite is the... Your parents don't have
• 41:27
  a lot of money. These. They are our best sellers.
• 41:30
  Mmm. And all the kids are crazy about it. The
• 41:32
  fidget toys with brands like Neato are filled
• 41:35
  with a jelly -like substance. Got it. They have
• 41:37
  the huge iceberg. Jennifer V. hunted stores like
• 41:41
  Snacked in the Chicago Ridge Mall. Can we get
• 41:43
  another banana? Is that okay? Yeah. with her
• 41:46
  son, Eli, and posts her finds to social media.
• 41:50
  I feel like it's just the adrenaline of trying
• 41:53
  to find squishies that everybody wants. And,
• 41:55
  you know, sometimes we get lucky. Sometimes I
• 41:57
  wonder what it feels like getting squishy with
• 41:59
  that mom. Social media trend has parents like
• 42:05
  Jennifer and doctors concerned. Kids are microwaving
• 42:09
  the toys to make them more pliable. That's exactly
• 42:12
  what nine -year -old Caleb did. I had a kid and
• 42:15
  got hurt. Well, I'm glad I don't have any kids.
• 42:18
  I'm going to be a terrible father. Happy Hot
• 42:21
  Topic! Big news in the entertainment world. 50
• 42:30
  Cent is making headlines once again. But this
• 42:32
  time, it's not for his music or a diss track.
• 42:35
  His explosive documentary, Sean Combs' The Reckoning,
• 42:38
  now streaming on Netflix, has just been nominated
• 42:41
  for not one, not two, but three Emmy Awards.
• 42:45
  Whenever I hear someone go, not one, not two,
• 42:48
  not three, it reminds me of this. that the Miami
• 42:52
  Heat did about 16 years ago at this time. But
• 42:58
  we also know you three kings came down here to
• 43:01
  win championships. Not one, championships. Not
• 43:04
  two. LeBron, tell us about that. Not two. Not
• 43:07
  three. Not four. Not five. Not six. Not seven.
• 43:15
  That's how many women he cheated on his wife
• 43:17
  with in the last two weeks. Not six. Not seven.
• 43:24
  I'll never forget that. That was such a tool.
• 43:27
  This next headline said... Happy Hot Topic! My
• 43:32
  name is Christina. I'm 25 years old. In my life,
• 43:36
  everything's perfect, nice and organized. Christina
• 43:39
  Sands, star of the A &E series Born This Way,
• 43:43
  which followed a group of adults with Down syndrome,
• 43:45
  has died. She was 35 years old. I was really
• 43:48
  high the other night and I was thinking about
• 43:50
  the fact that I'm two years, essentially two
• 43:54
  years younger than her. And I was like, oh my
• 43:56
  God, this poor angel lived life to the fullest.
• 44:01
  And had Down Syndrome. And I'm over here like,
• 44:03
  poor me, I got anxiety. She's more cooler than
• 44:06
  me. Rest in peace, Angel. So that happened. One
• 44:13
  of my friends growing up, actually the funny
• 44:15
  part was his sister's name was Christina as well.
• 44:17
  She had Down Syndrome and she was a real nice
• 44:20
  person. I hate when people use the R word. They're
• 44:23
  losers! Happy Hot Topic! Buddy XO's kissing cowboy,
• 44:31
  Dylan Wolf, reacts to their PDA moment in Nashville.
• 44:34
  All right, we already heard that. Today's one
• 44:37
  of those faster shows because I got to record
• 44:38
  the hammering egg show. And I also got to get
• 44:43
  ready to go to Jacksonville. Happy Hot Topic!
• 44:49
  Tonight, the mom who said the flu shot killed
• 44:51
  both of her 18 -month -old twins. She spoke out
• 44:53
  again. Looks like a fat pig that should not have
• 44:55
  had kids. What a hag. Vaccines. Tonight, she's
• 44:58
  now facing murder charges. Loser! Melissa Adan.
• 45:04
  Tonight, an Idaho mother who once appeared on
• 45:07
  an anti -vaccine podcast blaming flu shots for
• 45:10
  the deaths of her 18 -month -old twins. What
• 45:12
  a, what a, just a, just a pig. Just a dirty rod
• 45:16
  and farting loser. now charged with murder. So
• 45:20
  that happened. There you go. And not everybody
• 45:26
  needs to reproduce. Kristen Cavallari loves to
• 45:33
  fly the friendly skies, but the Hills alum admits
• 45:36
  she only rides in first class while her kids
• 45:39
  are back in coach. Oh yeah, mother of the air!
• 45:43
  She says on the July 7th episode of Aspire with
• 45:46
  Emma Creed, they fly coach. I'm flying first
• 45:48
  class. That was important to me when they became
• 45:51
  old enough that they could. It's not difficult
• 45:53
  to do when they're older. I'm like, bye guys.
• 45:55
  Have fun back there. Describes you as a mom.
• 45:58
  You're a loser. Also, I don't think you can afford
• 46:02
  it because you're going to get half the company
• 46:03
  in a J color. She's just such a brat. And there's
• 46:10
  a method to the coach madness. Why? Because she's
• 46:13
  a feminist. If a man did this, you know, it wouldn't
• 46:17
  be the same response. According to Kristen, who
• 46:20
  says it's all about instilling work ethic and
• 46:22
  financial responsibility. I hate it when rich
• 46:25
  parents do that. You got famous for pretty much
• 46:27
  being a party girl. That's it. And create a company
• 46:30
  and have kids with a terrible quarterback. You're
• 46:33
  a lizard. And her three kids, whom she shares
• 46:35
  with ex -husband Jay Cutler. Wouldn't you want
• 46:37
  to bond with your parents on a freaking airplane?
• 46:41
  That's what I did whenever I flew to California
• 46:43
  for five hours with my mom from Illinois. You
• 46:46
  talk to them, you watch a movie. She's like,
• 46:49
  oh, I got pretzels that I got. It's just you
• 46:51
  have memories. But she's a terrible person. So
• 46:56
  I expect nothing less than that. She explains
• 46:59
  on the pod, my kids don't just get whatever they
• 47:02
  want. Yeah, because you don't want to make them
• 47:05
  into a brat like you. If they want something,
• 47:08
  they have to work for it. And adds that last
• 47:10
  summer, her sons created their own little businesses.
• 47:13
  Yeah, it's called nepotism. Yeah, where is Kristen?
• 47:17
  Can you tell I don't like that brat? Oh, I'm
• 47:22
  going to fly coach. You just don't want to be
• 47:24
  around him. You just want to get drunk and be
• 47:26
  left alone. That's what that is. Time for Taylor
• 47:29
  Swift news. Always the perfect face You sign
• 48:00
  that little paper And leave no little trace Tell
• 48:08
  me who gets banged You never say your name You
• 48:12
  flip the frame, you flip the frame Then you walk
• 48:15
  away It's always them, always them Never you,
• 48:18
  never you It's always them, always them That's
• 48:22
  your favorite thing to do Same story, different
• 48:42
  suit So the small town softened And you pulled
• 48:48
  the velvet loose Now every exit, baby And every
• 48:55
  sky's a brand You say you're just being honest
• 48:58
  With the mic in your hand Tell me who gets blamed
• 49:01
  You never say your name You flip the frame, you
• 49:05
  flip the frame Then you walk away It's always
• 49:08
  them guys, man It's always them, that's your
• 49:14
  favorite thing to do Sign the silence, pass the
• 49:17
  pain, wear the halo, push the lace It's always
• 49:19
  them, always them, never you, never you You love
• 49:28
  the crowd when you cheer You love the room when
• 49:31
  you choose the size But if the mirror Then you
• 49:53
  make somebody else to call It's always them,
• 50:03
  always them It's always them, always them That's
• 50:08
  your favorite thing to do inside Let's do this.
• 50:33
  Jason Kelsey is admitting how much of a blast
• 50:41
  he had celebrating Taylor Swift's and his brother
• 50:44
  Travis Kelsey's love story. Hell yeah! You know
• 50:48
  how it was turned to. The former Philadelphia
• 50:51
  Eagle opens up about the ceremony for the first
• 50:54
  time while attending the ACC Golf Championship
• 50:56
  in Lake Tahoe July 9th. You know they were given
• 50:59
  a script of what to say. According to the New
• 51:02
  York Post, the 38 -year -old Super Bowl champ
• 51:04
  tells an inquisitive fan it was a good time before
• 51:07
  later telling another attendee that the festivities
• 51:10
  were great. Yeah, and then there's a report here
• 51:12
  that he drinks 15 beers. Oh, yeah! I would hang
• 51:18
  out with him, man. And when a fan reportedly
• 51:20
  asks if he consumed more or less than 15 beers,
• 51:23
  the NFL star cheekily responds that he drank
• 51:26
  way over that. Jason served as the best man to
• 51:29
  his brother, Travis. All right, so there's that.
• 51:40
  Kylie Kelsey is known to keep things real. So
• 51:43
  when asked her thoughts on brother -in -law,
• 51:46
  Travis Kelsey's wedding to Taylor Swift, she
• 51:49
  had one word. Incredible. They're not going to
• 51:51
  lie. All right. That's pretty much all they're
• 51:54
  allowed to say. What's going on here? As Taylor
• 52:03
  Swift and Travis Kelsey were saying, I do, Lana
• 52:06
  Del Rey was singing happy birthday and painting
• 52:08
  her way through 4th of July weekend. All right,
• 52:11
  so that's what that hot piece of ass is doing.
• 52:16
  Jackknife Lee is proving all too well that you
• 52:19
  should never ignore a text from Taylor Swift.
• 52:22
  The producer who worked with Taylor on her song
• 52:25
  The Last Time accidentally deleted his invitation
• 52:28
  to Taylor and Travis Kelsey's July 3rd Square
• 52:32
  Garden wedding. Talk about a blank space in the
• 52:35
  inbox. Whoa, how do you, they said ignore a text,
• 52:39
  but then in a blank space. This reporter's stupid.
• 52:42
  His wife, Melissa Gardner -Lee, recalls the moment
• 52:45
  in a July 8th HuffPost essay, writing that after
• 52:48
  seeing photos from the event, she asked her husband,
• 52:51
  wait, why weren't we invited? That's when Jackknife
• 52:55
  confessed, I got a text, but I thought it was
• 52:57
  spam. Oh, I guess it was a text. I'm being a
• 52:59
  jackass. Oh, pretend like that didn't happen.
• 53:02
  Mm -hmm. Yeah, you know that wife was pissed.
• 53:04
  All right, let's see here. Also, that's such
• 53:07
  a woman thing. Why weren't we invited? I would
• 53:11
  think it's spam, too. Time for Blake Lately News.
• 53:29
  Trouble in the crop. Trouble in the crop top.
• 53:31
  She walks in, drama on tap. She's a hot piece,
• 53:33
  man. She looks crazy. I used to love her back
• 53:37
  in the day. But she's an awful person. Tells
• 53:42
  three lies just to order a drink. Winks at your
• 53:44
  man and she says you blink. Blink loudly. A sociopathic.
• 53:59
  Then text your best friend from your place. Is
• 54:02
  it sociopathic? You love it when the red... Oh
• 54:26
  shiiiit! Then text your best friend from your
• 54:46
  place. Lively is a sociopathic brat. Dance, dance,
• 54:51
  dance. You love it when the red flags flash.
• 54:54
  She's so grown, she's certified. Blake Lively
• 54:59
  is a sociopathic brat. Who's that? Who's that?
• 55:04
  Who's that? Who's that? Treat you like a trend.
• 55:08
  Spin around, point where she at. If you spot
• 55:10
  her in the club, better guard your path. Play
• 55:16
  it loudly Here's a sociopathic rap Hands, hands,
• 55:23
  hands in the air, you can do that Just fill your
• 55:27
  heart and laugh in your face And take your best
• 55:32
  friend from your place This morning, actor Justin
• 55:56
  Baldoni and his wife, Emily, breaking their silence
• 55:58
  in a rare Instagram post. So we have not spoken
• 56:04
  publicly. So as much as I sided with Justin Baldoni,
• 56:10
  the way he speaks is so accurately. for the better
• 56:15
  part of the last two years. It's not because
• 56:17
  we haven't had anything to say. Right? Because
• 56:19
  Lord knows we have. Oh, geez. But it just felt
• 56:24
  like every time we went to make a video like
• 56:27
  this, we wanted to speak. Something was telling
• 56:30
  us not to. Yeah, I feel that. You don't want
• 56:33
  that dirty, rotting blood. Yes, it is. Go ahead.
• 56:37
  This feels like the moment. The couple says gratitude
• 56:40
  is what's kept them going throughout. Yeah, his
• 56:42
  wife is so much hotter than Blake. I think it's
• 56:46
  because I like crazy women. I used to find Blake
• 56:49
  so hot back when I was in middle school. But
• 56:53
  now I'm like, get away from me. Their long legal
• 56:55
  battle with actress Blake Lively, who sued Baldoni
• 56:58
  and his production company in 2024 for orchestrating
• 57:02
  what she called a smear campaign against. After
• 57:04
  she accused Baldoni of sexual harassment. Yeah,
• 57:08
  she just didn't like how the scene turned out.
• 57:10
  Because she's an awful actress. With the personality
• 57:14
  of a saltine cracker left in the sun. On the
• 57:17
  set of their film, It Ends With Us. Baldoni has
• 57:22
  consistently denied these claims. What I will
• 57:25
  say is that there have been so many... What?
• 57:32
  Painful. things that have been spoken in. Yeah,
• 57:37
  it is really weird when someone with power, I've
• 57:39
  dealt with it with morning radio, when they have
• 57:41
  the big microphone in front of their face, it's
• 57:43
  like, kiss my ass. Over the last couple years.
• 57:49
  And that created so much noise and we didn't
• 57:52
  want to add to the noise. So we just wanted to
• 57:54
  let the justice system run its course. And it's
• 57:59
  kind of freaked out for you, kind of did it.
• 58:01
  Mm -hmm. And the truth and the facts have spoken
• 58:08
  for themselves. God, his wife is so freaking
• 58:10
  hot. Earlier this year, a district judge tossed
• 58:13
  out most of Lively's claims, including harassment,
• 58:16
  defamation, and conspiracy. They just have douchebag
• 58:19
  vibes when you see Ryan Reynolds. He's got a
• 58:22
  bitch slap face. But let other claims stand,
• 58:25
  such as breach of contract, retaliation, and
• 58:27
  aiding and abetting in retaliation. Burn in hell,
• 58:31
  Blake. You're the worst. By the way, that side
• 58:35
  check of Sharon Moore, Paige Shiver, Sue in the
• 58:38
  University of Michigan. You knew what you were
• 58:40
  doing when you were riding him for clout. Shut
• 58:42
  up. You're a nine. All right, Jace. Go. Brian
• 58:50
  Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the scenes. NBA
• 58:53
  drama, living out the dreams. Fencewives wild,
• 58:56
  stories about the queens. Dropping dollars, bombs
• 58:59
  all in on the skis. Hoppy's loose, man, he knows
• 59:02
  it all. Screw sandals to the court, rise and
• 59:05
  fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy
• 59:09
  Hour got that shock and all. MJ to Kobe, legends
• 59:12
  in the game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of
• 59:15
  fame. Hoppy's skills at T ain't playing tame.
• 59:18
  Behind the curtain, nothing left the same. Hoppy's
• 59:22
  moves, man, he knows it all. From sandals to
• 59:24
  the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll
• 59:28
  have a ball. Hoppy Hour got that shock and all.
• 59:31
  Yo! Hoppy Hot Topic! But people definitely have
• 59:39
  made careers. Oh, yeah. Hey, LeBron James is
• 59:43
  wise. Mm -hmm. That's what I'm talking about,
• 59:46
  yeah. Savannah James is dunking on her husband's
• 59:49
  critics. Oh, yeah, I like how they did that.
• 59:51
  Good little one -liner. Four years at the University
• 59:54
  of Syracuse got you that little power to do this
• 59:57
  journalistic integrity of a career. By the way...
• 1:00:02
  We all know LeBron's never cheated on her. Following
• 1:00:09
  LeBron James' exit from the Los Angeles Lakers,
• 1:00:12
  his wife addresses the negative attention her
• 1:00:14
  husband has received online. Well, yeah, he deserves
• 1:00:16
  it because he does this thing. That was cool
• 1:00:18
  16 years ago, but no one cares now. He knows
• 1:00:22
  where he's going. He's probably going to be in
• 1:00:24
  the Warriors. He was golfing with Stephen Curry
• 1:00:26
  and whatnot. But he wants to make it suspenseful.
• 1:00:30
  Mm -hmm. During the July 7th episode of her and
• 1:00:35
  April McDaniel's podcast, Everybody's Crazy.
• 1:00:38
  People build up things to crush them. I feel
• 1:00:41
  like that's the hard part with LeBron. Yeah,
• 1:00:43
  he does it to himself, though. He's a brat. People
• 1:00:48
  definitely have made careers. Oh, yeah. I was
• 1:00:52
  talking about him. I do agree with that. Stephen
• 1:00:55
  A. Smith, she's right there. A broken clock can
• 1:00:59
  be right twice a day. Yeah, Rich Paul is actually
• 1:01:05
  worse than LeBron. That ego Rich Paul gives LeBron
• 1:01:08
  is bad. He's a douchebag. All right, there you
• 1:01:16
  go. When you have to have your wife defend you,
• 1:01:19
  that's no good. Jacob Tobey was fired from the
• 1:01:22
  San Antonio Spurs as the play -by -play announcer
• 1:01:24
  after banging one of the players' sisters. The
• 1:01:30
  announcer's girlfriend hacked his Instagram and
• 1:01:32
  posted at 2 a .m. Anthony Davis sold his L .A.
• 1:01:39
  home for $32 million. Kenny Smith said that LeBron
• 1:01:44
  was a very good Laker. Dwayne Wade's son Zayer
• 1:01:48
  was charged with felony domestic violence. What
• 1:01:50
  a loser. What's going on here? Next up, Jalen
• 1:01:55
  Brunson. Remember when the NBA star stopped by
• 1:01:58
  our plaza last month, fresh off the Knicks epic
• 1:02:00
  championship win? Well, the New York point guard
• 1:02:03
  is setting another record. The jersey that Brunson
• 1:02:06
  wore in game one of the NBA finals. Guys, it
• 1:02:09
  just sold in a Sotheby's auction for $1 ,024
• 1:02:13
  ,000. What a waste of money! That is the most
• 1:02:18
  paid for any Brunson. I can imagine what's going
• 1:02:22
  on here. Here's Stephen Curry on the chance that
• 1:02:26
  the Warriors sign LeBron. What a horrible microphone.
• 1:02:46
  He says, the pitch is, do you want to play good
• 1:02:48
  basketball and be around people that know how
• 1:02:50
  to play the game? There you go. Here's Derek
• 1:02:53
  Fisher a little bit on his take of LeBron and
• 1:02:55
  the Lakers. Like a lot of people in L .A. didn't
• 1:02:58
  love LeBron's time here. And it's been confusing
• 1:03:01
  to me, the reaction to him deciding not to return
• 1:03:05
  to L .A. All right, I'm not listening to him
• 1:03:07
  kiss the ass of LeBron. LeBron kind of failed.
• 1:03:10
  All he got was a ring and a bubble. Here's Kevin
• 1:03:13
  Garnett talking about the Celtics trading Jalen
• 1:03:15
  Brown. One thing that happened over the past
• 1:03:17
  week and we haven't had a chance to ask you about
• 1:03:19
  was Jalen Brown getting traded to the Philadelphia
• 1:03:21
  76ers. I was curious what your thoughts were
• 1:03:23
  when the news happened and how you think the
• 1:03:25
  trade's going to go. Yeah, I ain't going to front,
• 1:03:27
  man. First off, that JB was in a position to
• 1:03:33
  be traded. I think, you know, obviously his comments
• 1:03:35
  and how he felt. Yeah, he kind of turned into
• 1:03:38
  like a Gen Z version of Kyrie Irving. I'm so
• 1:03:41
  smart. Shut up. After they was departed from
• 1:03:47
  the playoffs was one thing, but I didn't think
• 1:03:49
  that it caused for him to be moved. I agree,
• 1:03:51
  but some things are going to be terrible with
• 1:03:53
  Paul George. Here's I Show Speed with Jalen Brown
• 1:03:57
  trying to say that LeBron. should go to, or wait,
• 1:04:01
  this is, let me reset that. Jalen Brown talking
• 1:04:04
  to iShow Speed where Jalen Brown says that the
• 1:04:08
  NBA has no loyalty. I just got traded. Oh yeah,
• 1:04:12
  you left Boston. Where you going? Philadelphia.
• 1:04:14
  You going to Philly? I love these streamers like
• 1:04:17
  him and Neon. They got the personality. They
• 1:04:22
  got the, what's that thing called? The personality
• 1:04:25
  hire, but they know nothing about basketball.
• 1:04:28
  Wow, bro. There you go. And they got terrible
• 1:04:32
  microphones, too. Adorable. And I'm sitting here
• 1:04:35
  with tabernacle equipment. Mm -hmm. Yo. Oh, Jace.
• 1:04:47
  Yo, it's Hoppy. I will be about to go live. Tampa
• 1:04:51
  Bay News is the place we arrive. From the beach
• 1:04:53
  to the bay and the city's crazy moves. We got
• 1:04:55
  stories hotter than the Florida grooves. We making
• 1:04:59
  it spin. All happy hour when the real begins.
• 1:05:02
  Turn it up loud. Let's get in the mix. From safety
• 1:05:05
  to the world, we bringing the fix. We bringing
• 1:05:08
  the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the
• 1:05:10
  fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the fix.
• 1:05:13
  We bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We
• 1:05:15
  bringing the fix. Ryan Hop on the mic, spitting
• 1:05:18
  fire again. National waves and the city's a sprint.
• 1:05:22
  Fucking headlines, man, you can't resist. Every
• 1:05:25
  scoop hitting harder than a clenched fist. Well,
• 1:05:47
  the Rays are giving fans another look at the
• 1:05:49
  team's proposed new ballpark in Tampa. New renderings
• 1:05:52
  are showing the view from inside the stadium.
• 1:05:55
  What a waste of attention and money. Rendering
• 1:05:58
  show a transparent roof, a larger version of
• 1:06:00
  the iconic Ray Tank, massive video boards, and
• 1:06:03
  seats. And it shows it's sold out stadium. We
• 1:06:07
  know that ain't happening. A man accused of shooting
• 1:06:10
  a 16 -year -old in a road rage incident appeared
• 1:06:13
  in court today asking the judge to toss the case
• 1:06:16
  out. Yeah, it's a state, what is it, standard
• 1:06:19
  ground? News Channel 8's Grant Palmer. All right,
• 1:06:22
  so there's that. And then there's this right
• 1:06:23
  here. This is Chicago reporting on Tampa. Step
• 1:06:28
  back! Step back! Drop the knife now! Now! Come
• 1:06:34
  out to us! It's a restaurant on fire in Tampa.
• 1:06:37
  Finally, now to these tense moments outside a
• 1:06:40
  restaurant in Tampa, Florida. Hillsborough County
• 1:06:43
  deputies say inside, not only was this man holding
• 1:06:47
  two knives when they arrived, but minutes before
• 1:06:51
  the suspect, Rubio Castillo, was caught on camera
• 1:06:55
  setting fire to the building. And here's the
• 1:07:01
  brother of Lakeland Santa Claus arrested in Sting.
• 1:07:03
  I feel bad for the Santa Claus being attached
• 1:07:05
  to him, but like typical Grady Judd, he does
• 1:07:09
  things for clicks. He's a douche. That's disturbing
• 1:07:11
  to say the least. In addition to that surveillance
• 1:07:14
  video, a Crimestoppers tip also led to the suspect's
• 1:07:18
  arrest. And get this, Sheriff Grady Judd says
• 1:07:20
  they also made another unexpected connection
• 1:07:23
  in a similar case. All right, there you go. Not
• 1:07:26
  in the mood to talk about him. I do like Grady
• 1:07:30
  Judd. I think he's a twat. Today's kind of a
• 1:07:33
  fast -paced show. I'm sure when I'm going to
• 1:07:35
  send the, every day I send in the transcripts
• 1:07:37
  and I'm like, hey, what do you think of this,
• 1:07:38
  Chad JVT? And I'm sure it's going to say, oh,
• 1:07:41
  you move too fast. I don't care. I'm in a hurry.
• 1:07:44
  Mm -hmm. Winston Salem News. Oh, you. Oh, you.
• 1:07:50
  Oh, you. Winston Salem News. Mm -hmm. Come on
• 1:07:54
  in, baby. From Winston -Salem, I'm talkin' clean
• 1:07:59
  Spirulina breeze in my daily routine Got that
• 1:08:02
  draw when I roll through the lines Slow with
• 1:08:05
  the words, but the thought still shines Riding
• 1:08:07
  Hoppy on the mic all day Out of Tampa Bay, he
• 1:08:11
  don't play Say what he mean, let the truth come
• 1:08:14
  through If it hit the room, then it hit the room
• 1:08:17
  He don't bite his tongue No, he let it fly If
• 1:08:23
  it's on his mind You Winston Selim News Tell
• 1:08:30
  it true Winston Selim News Coming through Half
• 1:08:37
  an hour on the dial Let it loose Winston Selim
• 1:08:40
  News That's the truth Winston Selim News That's
• 1:08:49
  the truth He got that sample bae, he in the tone
• 1:08:53
  Bring the whole story when he grab that phone
• 1:08:56
  Never tiptoe around with him Gotta say, if it's
• 1:08:59
  wrong, he gon' call it out that way I like that
• 1:09:02
  voice, I like that spine Real talk, ridin' every
• 1:09:06
  single line From the south with a shop, little
• 1:09:09
  brand Turn the radio up, let the truth move in
• 1:09:12
  He don't bite his tongue, no, he let it fly If
• 1:09:17
  it's on his mind, you hear it live Listen, sell
• 1:09:23
  him, dude, tell the truth one take no fear say
• 1:09:48
  it's clear Alright, I know. The man from Greensboro
• 1:10:31
  is facing some disturbing charges. Police have
• 1:10:34
  accused him of assaulting a special needs child
• 1:10:37
  and allowing sexual acts between children ages
• 1:10:41
  14 and younger. Here's how you fix this. I think
• 1:10:45
  you know where this is going. I did. I did. to
• 1:11:00
  go, y 'all. Brian and the Bulls stand tall. Yeah.
• 1:11:10
  Six. Yeah. Six mad, but he been in these mics.
• 1:11:19
  All in ten heights, now the cynic is tight. From
• 1:11:22
  the berms to the block, that's a hell of a height.
• 1:11:24
  Turn the dial, see his name on the lights. He
• 1:11:27
  got callers on the lines, trying to From the
• 1:11:30
  side to the sticks, they relate to the views.
• 1:11:33
  Every segment like a story from the avenue. Turn
• 1:11:36
  slick, then he fact -check the attitude. This
• 1:11:39
  that Chicago news. Hop it out and let them chew.
• 1:11:44
  From the heights to the low. What it do? Every
• 1:11:47
  block, every verse in the room. Several parents
• 1:11:54
  off camera, they are shocked and deeply disturbed
• 1:11:58
  by the allegations, but they're also... Libertyville
• 1:12:02
  teacher accused of using AI to make underage
• 1:12:04
  porn. Grateful that those students felt comfortable
• 1:12:07
  and safe enough to come forward. They're also
• 1:12:10
  hoping that this case sparks a bigger conversation
• 1:12:13
  about the powers and the dangers of artificial
• 1:12:16
  intelligence. All right, so there's that. A little
• 1:12:19
  disturbing. And then... We got Cleveland news.
• 1:12:28
  We got Cleveland news. Downtown echoes the cabs
• 1:12:51
  and faded cabs past the preaching hustle. Corner
• 1:12:53
  kids trading maps where the vibes Midwest, but
• 1:12:56
  the struggle overlaps. Cleveland news, where
• 1:12:59
  the truth gets raw. Rust belt blues, every crack,
• 1:13:02
  every flaw. Until it takes no sugar, no draw.
• 1:13:06
  Hoppy on the mic spitting facts, no law. Back
• 1:13:09
  alleys whisper still grit in the air. Pulling
• 1:13:12
  cars, city troops lay bare. Bar sharper than
• 1:13:15
  the skyline, no time to spare. Opinions heavy
• 1:13:17
  as the lake, but he don't care. Radio days, static
• 1:13:21
  hum in the booth. Voice booming through the speakers,
• 1:13:23
  hitting with the truth. Tower city shadows, echoing
• 1:13:27
  the youth. Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the
• 1:13:30
  boom. Just grind every segment, a slice of Cleveland's
• 1:13:35
  mind. From the flats to the heights, salaries
• 1:13:37
  come high. Build it, I'm by the done with mine.
• 1:13:41
  Oh! And there's this headline. First Winston
• 1:13:59
  -Salem had a pedophile, then Chicago, then Cleveland.
• 1:14:01
  First alert forecast is less than two minutes
• 1:14:03
  and 45 seconds away. A task force aimed at protecting
• 1:14:08
  children across Northeast Ohio is seeing massive
• 1:14:11
  results following a multi -day operation. 19
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  -month operation. That is not the case in this.
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  Literally, we see these types of operations happening.
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  This is Operation Guardian's Watch. And this
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  25 individuals were arrested in the sting operation
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  there just from June 25th to June 28th. And you
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  line them up in a row and go. Mm -hmm. They used
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  the R word here. We think this is art. It could
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  We're not Detroit. You look around at your tiny
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  about Cleveland? Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.
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  from the outside, whether you're white, or black,
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  Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, my God! in four
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  scientific disciplines. Really? Why do you think
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  him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you ride
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  from down hell down to the library. Yeah, you
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  know I do. You go slow and you don't go at all.
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  than yours, meatbag. And that is that. Hoppy
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• 1:21:58
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• 1:22:02
  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
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  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  but it drop Lea Lee, okay, nigga, I'm just like
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  man, but I'm on that juice, man. Give me five
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  this shit every day. Ballin' to my plan. Yeah,
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  you alone. You don't walk, it's kind of big.
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  see the insides First they take they shirt off
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  Blow the candles out. Blow the candles out. Sagittarius,
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  and the shoes and the hat with the shades and
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  the chain and the watch is the reason I be standin'
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  so many hatin'? Sick like a mental patient I
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  floss like a dentist patient This shit testin'
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  my patience Sick as work in my neck I'm gettin'
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  spinnin' that money like a church in the church
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  Layin' on gay skin, blowin' trish in the wind
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  Just like, yeah Yeah, whoppin' those tags, these
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  diesels bustin' the tags, huh? I'm a hood star
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  the dance floor, throwin' up my birthplace I'm
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  Hey, let's go. Outro Music Hey, you. Hey, shawty,
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  let me see you getting loose. We getting loose.
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  Hey. Don't be putting no chasers in my drink.
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  I want two hot liggas, pal. Smoke, drink, smoke.
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  We just stay. Smoke, drink, smoke. We just stay
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  bent. All on the earth. I don't even care. Speech
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  all slurred. Nothing in my cup. Shit, it's all
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  up words Lookin' like men, I like em' light -skinned
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  Stay together in my glass like they all best
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  time. is growing dim. Ear drums mix in hoppy
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  like fingers without rings. VHX to FM, shout
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• 1:41:30
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• 1:41:40
  will keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair.
• 1:41:49
  Oh, life's buzzing but the laughter's growing
• 1:41:51
  dim. Ear Drums mix and hoppy like fingers without
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  brains Gated checks to FM, shoutouts hit the
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• 1:41:59
  in the heat Oh the hoppy hour is coming too close
• 1:42:03
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter
• 1:42:06
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• 1:42:25
  time to face the silence like the TV on Snow
• 1:42:27
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• 1:42:33
  line LINE Empty speakers, silent thighs, but
• 1:42:41
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• 1:42:44
  round the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs
• 1:42:46
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• 1:42:49
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• 1:42:59
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• 1:43:07
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• 1:43:10
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• 1:43:12
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• 1:43:42
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