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FULL SHOW: WHO'S COMING TO FIJI?! · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The hot I keep the Big Show show thanks to
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Speaker 2: Welcome, this is big, big show, really deep.
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Speaker 1: Jason Hitch might know and.
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Speaker 2: Get your mad barsar. It's great to have your company.
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Speaker 2: This moody Monday afternoon, the twenty ninth of September twenty
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Speaker 2: twenty five. And you, my friends, as always listening to
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Speaker 3: Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
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Speaker 2: John, this is shar because it's Berger speaking of the Stallion,
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Speaker 2: his back, the Greek god, the Adonis, the stud Moggie,
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Speaker 2: your mad Barstard, Hell's life.
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Speaker 4: You're going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your sixth son
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Speaker 4: of a bee. Hey he hasn't been going hoody, but
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Speaker 4: you look at hot brother.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks man.
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Speaker 4: Is that a great hoodie you got on there?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well I've I've had gray hoodie forever and I
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Speaker 2: was like, what did that happen to my gray hoodie?
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Speaker 2: But my daughter had.
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Speaker 3: It, oh forever. We got sent them last year.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's right, and I haven't been I couldn't
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Speaker 2: find it anywhere, but it was in my daughter's room
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Speaker 2: and she wears it all the time, and I didn't
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Speaker 2: even notice the fact that she was wearing it, right.
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Speaker 4: He guys the same size.
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Speaker 2: No, she's believe it or not, significantly smaller than me
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Speaker 2: and wears it like a kind of poncho. Yeah, how
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Speaker 2: are you anyway?
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Speaker 5: Here go?
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Speaker 4: Grounse Man had a hell of our holiday. I guess
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Speaker 4: we'll get into all the mad tales I've got from
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Speaker 4: my week off. Yeah, and looking forward to hearing what
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Speaker 4: you guys have been up to as well. Pretty busy
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Speaker 4: last week with Breakfast, et cetera. Yes, I understand we're
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Speaker 4: going to be old. Kisy is going to be leading
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Speaker 4: a mutiny against the Breakfast Boys, which I think is
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Speaker 4: pretty out the gate considering everything Maniah and Jury have
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Speaker 4: done for him. But I'm prepared to hear him out,
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Speaker 4: so we'll begin into that later in the show.
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Speaker 2: He fizzed up, mate, he is fizzed up. I've never
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Speaker 2: seen Keysy so fired. Our walks back to the car park.
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Speaker 2: He has been froffing about Breakfast. He's ready to go,
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Speaker 2: aren't you keasy?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: One hundred percent, man, I just think you know, the
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Speaker 3: sooner they get me on breaking the bitter you know,
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Speaker 3: it's a no brainer. Put me on get rid of
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Speaker 3: those old two old, washed up buses.
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Speaker 4: And here at the moment, I've had a good run.
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Speaker 4: He had a great run, and I especially he's been
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Speaker 4: doing like what five minutes?
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Speaker 3: Four minutes too long if you ask me. But anyway, good,
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Speaker 3: I'm Fellers, I'm really good today. I'm really good. Glad
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Speaker 3: to have Moogi. Bet, it's good to be Begy thinks man,
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Speaker 3: Glad Jason found your hoodie. Man, there's great news.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks Man.
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Speaker 4: And Glad that it's Monday and I'm on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 2: You know what I mean, you seem a bit better. Actually,
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Speaker 2: what I mean, well, just the fact that you're doing
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Speaker 2: drive and it just feels like you sort of don't
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Speaker 2: really want to be here.
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Speaker 4: What's coming up on the show, Mggy min what's happening
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Speaker 4: on the big show with old mogis? Well, of course
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Speaker 4: it'll be your final chance to get into the drawer
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Speaker 4: for the Swingers Club, after one more chance. And not
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Speaker 4: only that, today is the day that we are going
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Speaker 4: to be drawing the winner. Yes, so stay very close
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Speaker 4: to your phone, your mad dogs, because it just might
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Speaker 4: be you that we're calling. Not only that, Yesterday was
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Speaker 4: Hoty jiz Bot's thirty ninth birthday. Thirty nine unbelievable. We're
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Speaker 4: going to hear all about it. What's the mad dog
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Speaker 4: got planned for his final year of his thirties before
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Speaker 4: he cracks into his fourth decade? Life begins at forty
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Speaker 4: Hoty jizz.
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Speaker 2: Muggy So they say they can't wait. Here's kids of
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Speaker 2: play on.
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Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodikey.
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Speaker 2: He is, indeed the food Fighter is there on the
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Speaker 2: Radio ho Donkey Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time
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Speaker 2: thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
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Speaker 3: For those of you that just joined us yesterday with
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Speaker 3: was hoody Ja's birthday?
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Speaker 4: How old did you turn?
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Speaker 2: Thirty nine?
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Speaker 4: Man, you're looking good, brother.
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Speaker 2: Yeah for thirty nine? Yeah, yeah, thank you man. I
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Speaker 2: appreciate that far out to nine. I've got to be honest.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I know I'm not forty yet. But she
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Speaker 2: she's just around the corner. It's kind of freaking me
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Speaker 2: out a little bit.
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Speaker 4: Imagine, man, Yeah, are you sure you're thirty nine? That's
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Speaker 4: positive sort of middle age. Once you get there, it's like,
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Speaker 4: oh man, you start reflecting on your life.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's like when you're your teenager thirty nine, you're like,
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Speaker 2: oh god, it's all downhill from there. So I had
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Speaker 2: to really get myself out of a funk, to be honest.
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Speaker 4: Oh wow, I had to do that. What did you
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Speaker 4: do it on your big day? Man? Well, it was
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Speaker 4: a birthday boy hood.
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Speaker 2: It was a birthday weekend, really, wasn't it?
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Speaker 4: Did do you into that sort of thing because I've
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Speaker 4: always been like, I just have your birthday, but it's
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Speaker 4: very much like your partners often they'll have a birthday
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Speaker 4: week that made it there?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally. Unfortunately in that regard, my partner, my
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Speaker 2: my lovely wife, she actually had an aerobics tournament down
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Speaker 2: at the Mount there. So she left on the Friday morning,
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Speaker 2: just actually before I got home, actually after the breakfast show, right, So.
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Speaker 4: She wasn't there for your week at your birthday at all. No, No,
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Speaker 4: that was Do they have tournaments for aerobics?
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Speaker 2: Well yeah, it's kind of like competitive. It's pittive for sure.
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Speaker 4: And I still had them.
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Speaker 2: Yeah they still they still do. Yeah, yeah, she still
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Speaker 2: does those every now and then. Google. She hasn't done
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Speaker 2: that for a long time. So, yeah, she left Friday morning.
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Speaker 4: Nothing's coming up.
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Speaker 2: And then and then she was going with the whole weekend.
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Speaker 4: Because yesterday was your birthday, right Sunday? Was she back
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Speaker 4: by then?
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Speaker 2: No, Unfortunately she doesn't get back till Tuesday. Wow. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 2: it was a four day It doesn't.
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Speaker 4: Seem to be coming up. Are you sure there was
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Speaker 4: an aerobics.
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Speaker 2: At the mount because it was like a beach orientated
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Speaker 2: one where they do aerobics on the beach. It's harder
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Speaker 2: in sand.
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Speaker 4: Oh well, okay, so she wasn't there.
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Speaker 2: And then of course there's only one other at home
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Speaker 2: with me as my youngest daughter. But she had a
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Speaker 2: sort of a weekend with her mates. She had a
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Speaker 2: sleepover with her mate on the Friday, Saturday and Sunday,
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Speaker 2: so she she was gone. So let me ever think, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: Friday got back. I was a bit disorientated on the Friday,
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Speaker 2: of course, doing breakfast, right, so I just sort of
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Speaker 2: sat on the couch and watched a bit of TV.
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Speaker 3: And I can imagine as soon as the clock strikes
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Speaker 3: four pm, you've been like get out your man, bastards
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Speaker 3: all wait hang on, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And just no, that didn't happen, keasy. I just
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Speaker 2: thought it was sitting there.
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Speaker 4: What do you watch? Have you got like a favorite,
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Speaker 4: you know, a movie that you watch every year on
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Speaker 4: your birthday or anything like that versus Kramer or well,
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Speaker 4: funnily enough.
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Speaker 2: I got back into Game of Thrones again. I've already
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Speaker 2: watched every show too.
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Speaker 4: It so you're just watching those key scenes that you're like.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, sitting there on me and Andy's on the couch there, And.
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Speaker 4: What about Saturday? Do any think Saturday.
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Speaker 2: Same kind of thing? Really?
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Speaker 4: I was just watching TV.
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Speaker 2: Doesn't feel very well. I just felt a bit nauseous.
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Speaker 2: It might have been the the food I had the night.
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Speaker 2: I've got a bit of uber for old hoodie Jay
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Speaker 2: treat myself. I've got a manky bit of fish which
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Speaker 2: is pretty foul and made me feel ill Friday night. Yeah, Saturday, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: just did a bit of gardening.
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Speaker 4: What about what about Sunday? Like the birthday?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Did you get out Freddy golf? You must have something?
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Speaker 2: No, it was all bocked out, mate. I contacted Keysy,
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Speaker 2: but he was down a codonger of God.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, so that was a bit of a should given
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Speaker 4: me a ring, man, I mean, I was busy, but.
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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, well I did actually ring you remember on
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Speaker 2: Saturday and you said, oh sorry mate, Oh yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Actually, now that you mentioned it, I was in I
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Speaker 3: went to the mountain on Saturday and there was definitely
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Speaker 3: nothing happening on the main beach at the mount.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I think it was probably the Saturday and
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Speaker 2: the Monday they were doing it. They have the Sunday off, right,
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Speaker 2: I mean I Saturday.
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Speaker 3: What about your your daughters that are all over overseas?
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Speaker 3: Did they get in touch with you? They would have
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Speaker 3: reached out.
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Speaker 2: No, but I think the internet was down or something
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Speaker 2: because in Australia they would sort of missing. No in
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Speaker 2: the house here because because I don't know that my
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Speaker 2: wife paid the bill, right, which is weird because she's
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Speaker 2: got all the money in her accounts. So yeah, and
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Speaker 2: I put my earning straight in there.
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Speaker 4: So yeah, did you get what about like did you
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Speaker 4: get a present?
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Speaker 2: And transit apparently yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's on its way.
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Speaker 4: And did you have a go at yourself because when
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Speaker 4: you're a home alone, Oh look, I just I don't know.
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Speaker 2: It was after the energy Yeah, I just couldn't be asked.
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Speaker 4: So I'll tell you what. That's a symptomatic of sort
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Speaker 4: of getting around your age to get around thirty nine
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Speaker 4: forty there.
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Speaker 2: Look I started and just pulled out halfway through.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is. You sort of feel sort of say, Joe,
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Speaker 4: you get about halfway through it, you just feel ridiculous, you.
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Speaker 2: Do, especially when you're looking at it south in the mirror,
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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, and it's just like, oh God, look.
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Speaker 4: Did you put yourself in the sixth swing? You like that?
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Speaker 4: You like the swing?
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Speaker 2: I did just because I was feeling a bit down
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Speaker 2: on the dumps on the on Sunday on my birthday
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Speaker 2: and stuff.
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Speaker 4: Yeah that's fun, man. So yeah it sounds good man. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: it doesn't had a good weekend.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for the oh know you guys, No, no.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, but I'll remember next year though, yeah, next year.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's not a biggie. It's not a biggie.
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Speaker 2: Feels not to me.
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Speaker 1: Talking Heads The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
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Speaker 1: and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on Radio
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Speaker 1: Hodaki The Big Show. Swingers Club is back, and this
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Speaker 1: time it's going global.
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Speaker 2: Yes, and we're going to announce the winner of that
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Speaker 2: around probably five twenty five thirty. So if you are
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Speaker 2: in the drawer for God's sake, make sure you have
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Speaker 2: your phones on, Jase.
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Speaker 3: This is your last official chance, by the way, to
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Speaker 3: get yourself in the drawer for this trip.
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Speaker 4: It's coming with the Feller's pugsun as well. He noted
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Speaker 4: the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and SPA eighteen holes Championship
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Speaker 4: golf Course, snorkeling massages and sharing a room with old Mogi.
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Speaker 4: How good man, Yeah, real, just good. You know, I
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Speaker 4: was listening to Matt Heath on Today's a Gender podcast
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Speaker 4: and he was over there on the course and he
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Speaker 4: ran into Cole Mills and Bear's McCallum out there on
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Speaker 4: the course right said, it's a hell of the course.
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Speaker 4: Every single tea is just its own work of art.
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Speaker 4: Amazing or however, he says, it gets very very blustery,
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Speaker 4: very very windy, so that can have an effect, especially
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Speaker 4: when you're slicing and hooking like a bastard.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well we plan the y tax mate, where we're
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Speaker 2: hardened for that kind of shore hardened. We got a Matthew,
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Speaker 2: your mad bastard Hell's life.
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Speaker 4: Oh he's a d J.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, let's going to France today, France. How are
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Speaker 2: you going here? He is Yeah good, thanks Maron. So
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Speaker 2: what do you do for a cross, mate, I'm a plumber. Yes,
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Speaker 2: tell me France. You're like a bit of golf action.
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Speaker 4: Oh I love it, mate, love it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: What's your favorite golf course?
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Speaker 2: Oh mate, I'm pretty blessed. I love down here in
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Speaker 2: sop and uhbably White Ki is probably my favorite.
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Speaker 4: The beautiful white Aki resort outside of Topa.
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Speaker 1: There.
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Speaker 3: That's the one that has all the native birds and
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Speaker 3: stuff walking around inside.
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Speaker 5: That's the one.
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Speaker 2: The one flash guy. You're obviously pretty good. I reckon, France.
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Speaker 2: What's your handicap?
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Speaker 5: Oh no, boy, it's not too good. About about sixteen,
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Speaker 5: so you know, just an average.
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Speaker 4: Right sixteen and not very good? How about are we
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Speaker 4: j here?
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Speaker 2: We're really bad man? And if you were to win, mate,
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Speaker 2: who would you take with you?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 5: I've got a couple of guys that I played with,
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Speaker 5: so I probably have to put the name in the
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Speaker 5: hate and draw it out.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, good on.
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Speaker 4: You make it a fight to the death man.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, why not? France and old Pat Sam will take
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Speaker 2: care of you. Get a Zach your man Barstard Holl's live.
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, not too bad fellows? How are we?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Good? Things mane good, good week, Zach. What was
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Speaker 2: that so good week in there? Oh?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know how it is.
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Speaker 2: J Yeah.
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Speaker 4: How's a hangover? Brother?
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Speaker 5: Oh mate?
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Speaker 4: Not good?
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Speaker 2: You like a bit of a whack dear, Zach.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. We've been going out quite a bit recently,
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Speaker 5: playing a game with Christian Kellen and March next year,
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Speaker 5: so that should be good fun.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Wow, I bet he's ready gone to man. Yeah, all right, Zach,
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Speaker 2: good on your mate. You're in the drawer, s stawn
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Speaker 2: the line and punks will look after you.
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Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, by the way, anyone that's getting
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Speaker 4: the drawer right now, make sure your phone on after
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Speaker 4: five o'clock we will be calling.
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Speaker 2: You one more Yeah, I reckon? Why not get a Lee?
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Speaker 2: Your mayor Barstow's life a Fellas.
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Speaker 4: Alert, racism alert. So Jason man, you've got to stop
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Speaker 4: doing it.
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Speaker 2: What is that gonna happen when I'm over there?
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Speaker 4: I think there's no magical racism along their play.
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Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to offend people, you know what
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Speaker 2: I mean?
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Speaker 4: Really, I thought your whole thing was the opposite of that. Hey, Lee, Man,
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Speaker 4: have you ever been tog.
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Speaker 5: No? I have nor, but I'm looking forward to going.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's positive.
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Speaker 5: Gi. Lee.
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Speaker 4: Do you like golf?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like a bit of golf, or at least
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Speaker 1: four get it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? And who would you take with your lee?
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Speaker 5: See the first guy actually stole on my thunder. I
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Speaker 5: was like, I got too many friends, so I literally
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Speaker 5: put the friends on bits of paper, put them in
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Speaker 5: the hat.
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Speaker 2: Drawing out.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Right, he's going on your thunder. That's a good idea.
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Speaker 5: Lee.
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Speaker 4: All right, mate, you are officially in the drawer. Bro
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Speaker 4: have your phone on after five just in case.
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Speaker 2: All right, snuck in there. Yeah you have mates? You
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Speaker 2: have yet about five twentyish. I'm thinking fellows maybe five thirty.
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Speaker 2: We'll see.
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Speaker 4: That's right.
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Speaker 3: Officially the drawer is closed. Pugstun is now going to
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Speaker 3: be going through all the names, putting in a randomizer.
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Speaker 3: Blah blah blah blah blah. Someone will be getting called
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Speaker 3: after five, bloody wait excited.
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Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune.
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Speaker 2: In four on Radio Good Shirt. There on the Radio
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Speaker 2: Hot Archy Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time full
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Speaker 2: thirty seven.
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Speaker 4: You know, fellas I had. I don't know if you
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Speaker 4: guys know this, but I've been on a holiday. Yes,
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Speaker 4: one of my holidays this year, I went to Europe. Keys.
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Speaker 4: Are you with em? Yeah? Jason simply mustco Ah.
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Speaker 2: Look, you guys have written me out in extraordinary itinery
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Speaker 2: and I'm very much looking forward to it. But you
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Speaker 2: haven't been yet though, right, No, I'm still trying to
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Speaker 2: get the days off.
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Speaker 4: So last week I had another week off holiday every
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Speaker 4: five minutes. Well, I wanted to get a bit of
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Speaker 4: a New Zealand experience because I haven't done a holiday
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Speaker 4: in New Zealand for a long time. I mentioned it,
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Speaker 4: but last time I went away, I went to Europe.
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Speaker 4: Did you go to the UK? Turn like sea oasis? Oasis?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, pretty good. So this time I just sort
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Speaker 4: of hung around Tammockey Makoto. Auckland, it's great city. Auckland
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Speaker 4: aided the city of Sales, Yes, totally, if you're into that.
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Speaker 4: Do they mean like sail boat sails? Yeah? Yeah, Okay,
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Speaker 4: you don't really see that many.
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Speaker 2: I'd actually be really curious to know how many people
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Speaker 2: do sail in Auckland. Probably about one percent of the population.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, hardly any we should look at changing the name
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Speaker 4: of Auckland. That's a good idea feels. But while I
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Speaker 4: was sort of on a break, it was the main
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Speaker 4: idea was to look after my daughter who It was
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Speaker 4: her school holiday, so I wanted to hang out with her.
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Speaker 4: I've never had a one on one week with her,
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Speaker 4: so that was really nice. Went to Hamilton. Have you
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Speaker 4: been to Hamilton?
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Speaker 5: Oh?
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Speaker 2: Now that's a city.
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Speaker 4: Went there for a couple of days. Wow, Hamilton, she's
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Speaker 4: not bad. Let's see a new catchphrase, really yeah, which
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Speaker 4: is overstating things, I think a little bit.
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Speaker 2: Apparently there's lots of really nice garden to that.
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Speaker 4: Anyone who says about Hamilton's the garden's nice?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Is there anything else? Or is just the garden that's it?
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Speaker 4: But also got the opportunity to do a few renovations
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Speaker 4: around the house. We're in a new joint obviously, and
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Speaker 4: so I got the opportunity to get some tools out.
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Speaker 4: There is this renovation check.
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Speaker 2: Renovation check were Jason Mike.
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Speaker 4: So one of the things I had to do the
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Speaker 4: new place we've moved into because I rent places fellas,
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Speaker 4: I'm not rich like UK Easy or you JS, So
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Speaker 4: I had to put up some new curtains because I've
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Speaker 4: only got Venetian blinds in the bedroom. Don't don't know why. Venetian.
16:28
Speaker 4: By the way, that's a europe reference, Jason in Venus God.
16:33
Speaker 2: I was always that, what does that mean?
16:34
Speaker 4: That's where that's Yeah, the blinds from Europe. Yeah, pretty European,
16:38
Speaker 4: I guess.
16:38
Speaker 2: Yeah.
16:39
Speaker 4: But what happened was I got my I got my
16:42
Speaker 4: wife to do it. Well, I didn't get to. She
16:45
Speaker 4: insisted on doing it. Yes, because she doesn't like me
16:47
Speaker 4: Ifan and jeffin around the house. But she doesn't realize
16:50
Speaker 4: that that's part of it, part of the process, part
16:53
Speaker 4: of the process. Now, she said, well, I'll do it,
16:55
Speaker 4: and I'll do it without Efan and Jeff. And I said,
16:57
Speaker 4: all right, sweet Is, you can't. But you can't. So
17:01
Speaker 4: she got up there and she got She did the
17:04
Speaker 4: brackets along there, made sure they're all level. There's four
17:08
Speaker 4: of those brackets there, chazy, and then each of the
17:10
Speaker 4: brackets there was three holes for drilling. So she put
17:12
Speaker 4: the she marked each of the three holes with a pencil,
17:16
Speaker 4: and then she used a drill bit to make pilot
17:19
Speaker 4: holes in each of them. Nice and then she put
17:22
Speaker 4: the brackets up and went to screw the man. Well,
17:24
Speaker 4: she couldn't do it could she because she wasn't tall enough.
17:27
Speaker 4: So how did she call on old Mogi? So she's
17:30
Speaker 4: looking a bit silly, there wasn't she. So I grabbed
17:33
Speaker 4: the drill there and gets possy drive. You know about
17:37
Speaker 4: possy drives? Keyesy, Yeah, So I grabbed the screw and
17:42
Speaker 4: the old drill there has got a possy drive screw
17:44
Speaker 4: a bit. Yeah, So you put it into the screw
17:48
Speaker 4: and I had to put a put of pressure on
17:49
Speaker 4: it because she wasn't strong enough, you see, So I
17:51
Speaker 4: thought I put a bit of pressure there on it
17:55
Speaker 4: leaned into a bit there, pulled the trigger and the
17:58
Speaker 4: blade there is something wrong with the drill and way
18:00
Speaker 4: slipped slipped. Oh no, and I've put the drawbit straight
18:04
Speaker 4: through the wall.
18:06
Speaker 5: And what do you know?
18:07
Speaker 4: The old missus there, she's effing and jeff and you
18:11
Speaker 4: like to see its Like I told you, man, you
18:13
Speaker 4: can't deal with it.
18:17
Speaker 3: Oh wow, So did you manage to finish the job off?
18:19
Speaker 3: Or we haven't finished the job off?
18:21
Speaker 2: Man?
18:22
Speaker 4: Easy is on the bright side. That's that's why my
18:24
Speaker 4: missus doesn't want to buy a house because she says
18:26
Speaker 4: I'll ruin it.
18:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's not.
18:30
Speaker 4: That's how it's it's how mess you know, it's our
18:32
Speaker 4: ship hole exactly totally.
18:36
Speaker 1: There's bel Jam the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four
18:41
Speaker 1: on Radio Hurdarchy.
18:42
Speaker 2: The Rolling Stones there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
18:45
Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon. The time is four point fifty one.
18:48
Speaker 2: Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
18:57
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, TV.
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Speaker 2: Man.
19:06
Speaker 4: Well that's the thing I guess is when you've got
19:08
Speaker 4: time off like I did last week on my holiday,
19:12
Speaker 4: you get a bit more time to watch things. Yes,
19:14
Speaker 4: and I watched something that was all Keezy there, Keezy's recommendation.
19:20
Speaker 4: It's called Tires and it's on Netflix. Yeah, comedy just
19:24
Speaker 4: twenty you know, just twenty minutes or so.
19:27
Speaker 5: You know.
19:27
Speaker 4: I just like having something just to watch when I'm
19:29
Speaker 4: having my lads or something, just something easy, easy sort
19:32
Speaker 4: of comedy or.
19:33
Speaker 2: What whaty bits of you?
19:36
Speaker 6: Yeah?
19:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just silly and it's just it's about tires
19:39
Speaker 4: and the Sky's got a tire shop all right and
19:42
Speaker 4: he sells tires there. It's just something a sort of
19:45
Speaker 4: dysfunctional bunch of loser, dead beat mates. They'd be right, Kezy,
19:48
Speaker 4: is that what you I wouldn't call them loser dead beats,
19:50
Speaker 4: but they work at a tire shop and the losers
19:52
Speaker 4: and they're all dead beats, but one of them has
19:54
Speaker 4: got a gun. But one of the reasons I like
19:55
Speaker 4: it is because it reminds me a lot of the
19:57
Speaker 4: people that I grew up around. Yeah, and you were
19:59
Speaker 4: saying that they Yeah, I remember saying that you're.
20:05
Speaker 2: The only one that's ever kind of succeed Yeah.
20:09
Speaker 4: Wow, it's pretty arrogant to me to say that. Shocking,
20:12
Speaker 4: I thought. And so, but he's got a he's got
20:16
Speaker 4: a dad, and he's just what I can tell his
20:19
Speaker 4: father let him have the shop because it's one of
20:22
Speaker 4: about five or six franchises, that's right, But it's really
20:25
Speaker 4: just to get him out of the father. The father
20:26
Speaker 4: is just over him because his son is a bit
20:27
Speaker 4: of a dead beat and a bit of a loser
20:29
Speaker 4: as well. But he's trying hard, trying.
20:31
Speaker 2: Yeah.
20:32
Speaker 4: And then there's some other sort of guys in there,
20:33
Speaker 4: and they're all sort of cracking jokes and stuff. Didn't
20:37
Speaker 4: really connect with me, you're joking? Are you telling me
20:41
Speaker 4: that a show that I have recommended didn't connect with you? No, Look,
20:44
Speaker 4: to be fair, he's the only watched one half of
20:46
Speaker 4: one episode, so I haven't given her a full attempt
20:51
Speaker 4: to be fair. Yeah, Andrew Schultz isn't it. He's a
20:54
Speaker 4: comedian slipped back here in a little mustache. Very good
20:59
Speaker 4: has set up on Netflix. Is very very good. Highly
21:02
Speaker 4: recommend that for anyone out there. I didn't like it.
21:05
Speaker 4: Shane Gillis mcgillaguddy, Sirius, he's in it. Yeah, he's pretty
21:09
Speaker 4: funny dude as well, so I think, yeah, Keysy, I agree.
21:12
Speaker 4: It would be an easy watch if it wasn't so terrible,
21:17
Speaker 4: if it wasn't so tediously unfunny. Sweet man, I reckon,
21:24
Speaker 4: it's probably a three busy's in all seriousness, it's probably
21:26
Speaker 4: a three busy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sirih Jason, can you cancel that recommendation I
21:32
Speaker 2: had about keesy show the other day? Thanks? Mate?
21:35
Speaker 4: So that's tires on Netflix. Yeah.
21:38
Speaker 2: I started watching a show called The House of Guinness.
21:42
Speaker 2: It was one of those scenarios where it just kept
21:43
Speaker 2: popping up on my screen and I was like, fine,
21:47
Speaker 2: oh look at it. And it's very much of a time.
21:50
Speaker 2: There seems to be this thing that is immensely popular,
21:54
Speaker 2: which is kind of period dramas that are a bit
21:57
Speaker 2: rock and roll, you know what I mean, and everyone's
22:01
Speaker 2: you know, it's sort of dirty street, very peaky blind
22:05
Speaker 2: is kind of vibe about it.
22:07
Speaker 4: Can I ask you if there was a lot of
22:08
Speaker 4: slow motion shots with rock and roll music or is
22:13
Speaker 4: that more of a peaky blindess thing.
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Speaker 2: No, there wasn't a lot of slow motion shots, but
22:17
Speaker 2: there was a lot of rock and roll music. Man,
22:20
Speaker 2: And it's basically the story of Guinness, the father who
22:23
Speaker 2: created Guinness. The patriarch dies. He's got three sons and
22:28
Speaker 2: one's an alcoholic, one's a homosexual, whereas in those days
22:34
Speaker 2: was not good and the other one's that's awesome, and
22:40
Speaker 2: the other one's conniving. And they've got a daughter, but
22:42
Speaker 2: she's a daughter, and in those days the daughter was like,
22:45
Speaker 2: but she's quite conniving.
22:46
Speaker 4: Persona non grada, aren't they?
22:48
Speaker 2: But she's quite conniving. And it's very much in that
22:53
Speaker 2: kind of genre. I found it pretentious. Yeah, I found
22:57
Speaker 2: it annoying because I don't mind that kind of show.
23:01
Speaker 2: But I saw through it, and you know, all the
23:04
Speaker 2: costumes are great, but you know, one of them is
23:06
Speaker 2: dressed up he looks like a bloody lipre corn and
23:08
Speaker 2: that was.
23:09
Speaker 4: Justis That was for me.
23:12
Speaker 2: Alert racism alert, but a classic example in my opinion,
23:17
Speaker 2: of style over substance. Yes, it's trying to be very
23:20
Speaker 2: cool and happened great, but it's just not working now.
23:23
Speaker 4: I think I'm right in saying that it's the return
23:25
Speaker 4: to acting of your young made off Game of Thrones.
23:28
Speaker 4: Here the Jeoffrey Geoffrey he's back, baby. He's got a
23:31
Speaker 4: little mow on on that little mo to disguise himself.
23:35
Speaker 4: But yeah, he's been away from the acting since Game
23:37
Speaker 4: of Thrones because he was worried about getting sort of
23:40
Speaker 4: typecasts and beaten up for them.
23:41
Speaker 6: Yeah.
23:41
Speaker 2: Yes, I haven't seen him yet, so maybe he's in
23:43
Speaker 2: later episodes.
23:44
Speaker 4: So it's on Netflix. How many busies?
23:46
Speaker 2: Look, I've got to be honest too.
23:49
Speaker 4: That's a good amount of buzzies. Traditionally, No.
23:51
Speaker 2: Three is a recommendation, right, yeah, okay.
23:54
Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff.
23:56
Speaker 2: After five.
23:57
Speaker 3: If you have entered our drawer to join us in
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Speaker 3: Fiji to play golf, make sure you've got your phone
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Speaker 3: on where you will be calling.
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Speaker 1: The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at four on Radio hold Ikey.
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Speaker 2: You're welcome back your messive bank bones. Hope he is
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Speaker 2: surviving your Monday afternoon. You're listening to the big show
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Speaker 3: Reburger, handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and goodman eats.
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Speaker 4: That'll change the game.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, hey, not listen. Just a reminder, by the.
24:30
Speaker 4: Way, a sorry find that off by accident, just to remind.
24:34
Speaker 4: Sorry but prematurely sorry man, Jase. By the way, just
24:40
Speaker 4: for those listening, it was Jason's birthday yesterday. It was
24:44
Speaker 4: the birthday.
24:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's done in dat us move on.
24:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Pugs is organized at present for you men.
24:52
Speaker 2: Ah, how good?
24:54
Speaker 4: Oh wow.
24:55
Speaker 2: Unfortunately I can't eat chips. You fellas can hol into this.
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Speaker 4: Man, it's a job.
25:03
Speaker 2: Just sleeps in there, pad.
25:05
Speaker 4: It's a huge box of salted chips.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
25:09
Speaker 4: Is that from the a CC. Is it from us?
25:10
Speaker 4: What's the deal there? It's from part.
25:15
Speaker 2: Tell you what, my family loves chips. I'll take them home,
25:21
Speaker 2: just my family, and I'll give it to my mates
25:24
Speaker 2: and stuff like that.
25:25
Speaker 4: We are your mates. The idea that you've got a
25:28
Speaker 4: whole bunch of mates that you eat chips with sounds
25:30
Speaker 4: like bullsh Yeah, so.
25:32
Speaker 3: You're going to call your mate to be like, hey man,
25:34
Speaker 3: you want to cary to my house. I've got all
25:35
Speaker 3: these chips.
25:36
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. You're you're going to go home
25:38
Speaker 4: with that box. You're going to put them in your cupboard.
25:39
Speaker 4: You're going to you think to yourself, you know what,
25:41
Speaker 4: I'm just going to have a couple of chips. You'll
25:43
Speaker 4: open up your pecket of chips. You have a couple
25:45
Speaker 4: of chips, and you put one of those famous pigs
25:47
Speaker 4: on top of the bag. So you'll put it back
25:49
Speaker 4: in the cupboard and three minutes later that whole bag
25:51
Speaker 4: will be gone.
25:52
Speaker 2: Absolutely one thing I will say about our kitchen at
25:55
Speaker 2: the moment, we're running some very elaborate pigs. We've got
26:00
Speaker 2: great peg action going on in my house at the moment.
26:02
Speaker 4: You guys love pegging.
26:04
Speaker 2: It's all sorts of different varieties. I love a good pig, genuinely.
26:10
Speaker 2: There's nothing worse in wrapping up like a packet of
26:13
Speaker 2: crackers or something. Crackers and you've got nothing to sort
26:17
Speaker 2: of fasten it down. And you find a really good
26:20
Speaker 2: type pig.
26:21
Speaker 3: So you know, you put it in a little ear
26:24
Speaker 3: tight container to keep them fresh. You don't wrap it
26:27
Speaker 3: up and then put a peg on.
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Speaker 4: It's too much work on. Yeah, yeah, hundred percent. That
26:31
Speaker 4: would be like having friends over and putting chips in
26:34
Speaker 4: a bowl instead of just throwing them in the bag. Well,
26:37
Speaker 4: that's exactly what we do. Yeah no, no, that's not it.
26:41
Speaker 4: Three four eight three chips and actually we should save this.
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Speaker 2: I'll open the packet for you now, fellows, and then
26:48
Speaker 2: I'll take the rest of the box.
26:50
Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
26:53
Speaker 2: Tune in on radio and it sits there on the
26:56
Speaker 2: radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time to
27:00
Speaker 2: let it's past five o'clock.
27:01
Speaker 4: Feelers. You know that I love my wife, right, yeah, yep, yeah,
27:09
Speaker 4: that's probably enough there, Mike, thank you.
27:12
Speaker 3: I love my wife dearly, and we have a very
27:15
Speaker 3: I would say it's a very sort of Her name
27:19
Speaker 3: is not dearly. I'm not saying I love my wife dearly, yes,
27:23
Speaker 3: because I love her dearly, But her name's not dearly.
27:26
Speaker 4: It's Lucy. Is that short for Delia because that's an
27:30
Speaker 4: old timing sort of a name.
27:32
Speaker 3: I don't know, but it sounds pretty cool. I lot
27:33
Speaker 3: there's Tony and Delia, which are definitely our names. Anyways,
27:40
Speaker 3: besides the point, we have a very we've got a
27:44
Speaker 3: great relationship, you know, it's a very healthy, happy relationship.
27:46
Speaker 3: And I've found recently that the addition of a few
27:50
Speaker 3: rules have really like it's really improved our I don't know, well, no,
27:58
Speaker 3: we don't have rules in the sack.
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Speaker 4: Oh what are they?
28:01
Speaker 2: Rules?
28:02
Speaker 4: It even goes at Old Tony and Deelya's Yeah, yeah,
28:08
Speaker 4: anything goes in the sack man. But just like rules
28:11
Speaker 4: for you know, like when I get home from work
28:13
Speaker 4: and you know, when we're having our personal time together,
28:16
Speaker 4: a couple's time, that's what we call it, and that
28:20
Speaker 4: couples of times, usually from about seven thirty odd because
28:22
Speaker 4: that's when we're both home from work untill about nine
28:25
Speaker 4: to thirty, which is her bed time. But some of
28:30
Speaker 4: the rules that we've put in that's been great, Like,
28:32
Speaker 4: for example, no caffeine after dinner. That's smart. Yeah really
28:37
Speaker 4: that late?
28:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, to be honest, like old text here every day
28:40
Speaker 3: at about three and just be like, hey, you probably
28:42
Speaker 3: shouldn't have any caffeine from this point on.
28:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good, but have you been punching caffeine when
28:47
Speaker 2: you get home at night? Not even do that?
28:50
Speaker 4: Where did the rule come from?
28:52
Speaker 3: Well, what used to happen is we used to love
28:54
Speaker 3: getting home and I put a pot of tea on. Yeah, sure,
28:56
Speaker 3: you know, we'd have a little chit chat over the
28:58
Speaker 3: pot of tea there. But then we realized, oh, tea's
29:00
Speaker 3: got a lot of caffeine in. It's not all of it,
29:02
Speaker 3: of the English breakfasty stuff that we like, your gum
29:05
Speaker 3: boot tea, that sort of stuff. So now we only
29:07
Speaker 3: buy DKF TA and it's only for after dinner. And
29:10
Speaker 3: I guess another rule is don't drink the dcaff unless
29:13
Speaker 3: it's after dinner.
29:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, you love her dearly and when
29:17
Speaker 2: you get home, you put on a pot of tea.
29:21
Speaker 4: Jeremy Wells and a young man's body.
29:23
Speaker 2: I got to very much. Yeah.
29:25
Speaker 3: Another rule that we've instigated, which has been working great,
29:28
Speaker 3: is always used a plate for treats because.
29:33
Speaker 4: Because in the same area as your bowls, Like if
29:36
Speaker 4: you're having chips, you got to put them in a bowl.
29:38
Speaker 4: But see, I just think that's creating another dish. Yeah no, no,
29:41
Speaker 4: this is more like to stop crumbs getting on the
29:43
Speaker 4: couch and like going on the floor and stuff. So
29:45
Speaker 4: we'll be eating a bickie with our cup of tea
29:48
Speaker 4: or a piece of chocky. And you might not think
29:50
Speaker 4: that you're like dropping crumbs, but you are. You can't
29:52
Speaker 4: see them. I just used my T shirt because I'm
29:55
Speaker 4: normally lying down on the couch just facing it, and
29:58
Speaker 4: my white to T shirt works as a saucer and
30:01
Speaker 4: you can see all the chocolate on it normally melts
30:04
Speaker 4: and well look.
30:04
Speaker 3: Look, I mean, how you whatever shambles you're running at
30:07
Speaker 3: your house, Mogie. That's fine, But that's one of the
30:09
Speaker 3: rules is always use a plate for treats.
30:11
Speaker 2: The other one one if it's one of it's chips.
30:14
Speaker 4: We don't eat chips and cups of t js. That
30:16
Speaker 4: doesn't go together. Chips are for before dinner. Actually, that's
30:19
Speaker 4: another rule. We've got his own chips. Only before dinner.
30:23
Speaker 4: Chips you mean, like yeah, yeah, no devices at the
30:27
Speaker 4: dinner table. Yeah, that's good. That's a good one.
30:29
Speaker 2: I like that one.
30:30
Speaker 4: We always check chat at the dinner table.
30:32
Speaker 2: Do you sit at the dinner table to have dinner?
30:34
Speaker 5: Dare?
30:34
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, what do you do at the dinner table?
30:36
Speaker 2: We don't sit at the dinner table. We just sit
30:38
Speaker 2: on the couch and chill. And chat like normal human beings.
30:41
Speaker 4: The dinner table there, CAZy that that table there is
30:44
Speaker 4: just for you to chuck your every day ship on. Yeah,
30:47
Speaker 4: your bills, your rather exactly, washing that doesn't get folded
30:50
Speaker 4: for weeks.
30:53
Speaker 3: Well, I see my wife, she's a big fan of
30:55
Speaker 3: the whole family sitting around the dinner table. There's something
30:58
Speaker 3: we're going to do with our kids as well, and
30:59
Speaker 3: I to do it growing episode. She's so we always
31:01
Speaker 3: have dinner at the dinner table. Yeah, no matter how
31:03
Speaker 3: much I'm like, oh, there's an RL on dinner at
31:06
Speaker 3: the dinner table. And so that devices thing is the
31:09
Speaker 3: new rule we've ben implemented now where.
31:11
Speaker 4: Well, you don't need to look at your device, do you,
31:12
Speaker 4: because you can see it right in front of her.
31:15
Speaker 4: You don't need to track her. You know where she is.
31:17
Speaker 4: You've got the trecking device that For those that don't know,
31:19
Speaker 4: Keezy runs a trekking device on his wife. It's not
31:22
Speaker 4: a trust issue. It's just he likes to know where
31:24
Speaker 4: she is at all time. Let's find my iPhone. Yeah,
31:27
Speaker 4: and I can see it. Like, for example, I just
31:29
Speaker 4: saw that she was at the supermarket, so I said, hey,
31:30
Speaker 4: can you pick up some cassava crisps.
31:34
Speaker 2: I'm amazed that she've got it. You've got any spare
31:38
Speaker 2: hands for your tea pouring and your treats and your dinner.
31:42
Speaker 4: What do you mean, Well, I'm not doing it all
31:44
Speaker 4: at once. That's one of the other rules is you're
31:46
Speaker 4: not allowed to do all those things. I'd never get
31:48
Speaker 4: to the new rule. Ah, well, we'll get to that.
31:51
Speaker 4: So I think that's important. Okay, I'll get to that later.
31:53
Speaker 2: But coming up next, the winner of our fee g competition.
31:58
Speaker 2: If you got the jaw those bloody phones, John, he's
32:01
Speaker 2: fake no more.
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Speaker 4: Swingers Club is back, and this time it's going global.
32:16
Speaker 2: Well here we are, fellas about three weeks way, isn't
32:21
Speaker 2: it about three weeks?
32:23
Speaker 5: Yeah?
32:24
Speaker 2: It's been an airpit competition. You and a mate to
32:26
Speaker 2: join the fellows over in Fiji. Play a bit of golf,
32:30
Speaker 2: eat a bit of food, have a few cold beverages,
32:33
Speaker 2: a bit of massage, bit of swimming, bit of snork
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Speaker 2: and why not.
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Speaker 3: That's right, We're staying at the Intercontinental Fiji Golf resort
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Speaker 3: and SPA flying over with Fiji airwaves. It's all thanks
32:43
Speaker 3: to our mates, said Tourism Fiji as well. I'm bloody
32:47
Speaker 3: fist up for this. The golf course, in particular is
32:50
Speaker 3: if you're into golf. Apparently it's just immaculate, amazing. It's
32:54
Speaker 3: championship level, designed by VJ.
32:56
Speaker 4: Seeing. We're gonna absolutely butcher it because we're hopeless.
33:00
Speaker 2: Sure we will.
33:00
Speaker 4: Apparently the holes out the gate, the actual hole, the
33:03
Speaker 4: actual whole wow flags, the amazing. Apparently they've got like
33:07
Speaker 4: yere like diamonds in the cap. Yes, really, that's how
33:11
Speaker 4: flash it is.
33:11
Speaker 2: Keezy. Now, there has been thousands and thousands and thousands
33:17
Speaker 2: of phone calls. Thousands of people have put into the drawer,
33:21
Speaker 2: so hopefully you've got your phone on. Shall we make
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Speaker 2: the call fields?
33:25
Speaker 4: All right, fellas just typing it in here? All right,
33:31
Speaker 4: here we go. I hope they answer. Who this person is?
33:35
Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, hello Richards thinking, Oh good a Richard. It's
33:43
Speaker 2: uh old Hoidy, J Moogie and Keysy here from the
33:48
Speaker 2: Big Show. How are you going, your mad bastard?
33:50
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, really good Richard? How are you man?
33:54
Speaker 5: I've been a tough week, but I'm going to make
33:56
Speaker 5: my day better?
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Speaker 2: What a question for you?
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Speaker 5: Man?
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Speaker 4: Do you mate to call you Nolsey?
34:03
Speaker 5: They do?
34:04
Speaker 4: Where'd you grow up? Brother?
34:06
Speaker 5: Well, I'm currently standing in the middle of sixteen the
34:09
Speaker 5: street living.
34:10
Speaker 4: Oh my god, if you had a bear in your
34:14
Speaker 4: hand and I asked you where you're from, what would
34:16
Speaker 4: you do with it? Man?
34:17
Speaker 5: I get rid of it at pace?
34:19
Speaker 4: And what would you say after you finished it?
34:22
Speaker 2: Yeah?
34:23
Speaker 4: This is going to be a hell of a trip.
34:26
Speaker 2: Do you know this guy?
34:27
Speaker 4: I went to school with this guy without a word
34:31
Speaker 4: of a lie. Wow, I went to school with Nolesey
34:35
Speaker 4: and he was a year behind me at a fener
34:37
Speaker 4: of college. He's recently been in touch when he trying
34:40
Speaker 4: to get me involved in an old boys game of
34:42
Speaker 4: rugby that's happening, which I've got zero interest in. So
34:47
Speaker 4: we've stayed in touch over the years, and incredibly, can
34:50
Speaker 4: we just confirm that you you didn't tee this up
34:52
Speaker 4: or anything? Absolutely not. I like to turn a phrasier,
34:56
Speaker 4: but we've had this. This is the third time this
34:58
Speaker 4: has happened where I've known the person on the other
35:00
Speaker 4: end of the line. Right, a couple of weeks ago
35:02
Speaker 4: we had but unbelievable, unbelievable.
35:05
Speaker 2: Well regardless, rich mate, you're off to Fiji with a mate.
35:12
Speaker 5: Hell good, Oh so good boys after the week off
35:15
Speaker 5: here man, this is awesome.
35:17
Speaker 2: And who are you going to take with me? Backbone
35:19
Speaker 2: another one of Mogi's mates.
35:22
Speaker 5: I made a call during the dyland and I'll take
35:24
Speaker 5: my brother in law. So it looks like he's coming
35:26
Speaker 5: along for some some shotguns and some cocktails.
35:28
Speaker 4: Ah, hell, hell good. Can I just say he's a
35:33
Speaker 4: huge addition. Nosey is an absolute backbone of the finest tradition.
35:37
Speaker 4: This is going to be a hell of a trip.
35:39
Speaker 4: We're all going to have a wonderful time. There's always
35:41
Speaker 4: a concern that you're going to get some kind of
35:42
Speaker 4: a punisher, but Nosey, we are going to have a blinder.
35:46
Speaker 4: Oh we are we Oh my god, this is the
35:49
Speaker 4: most bizarre situation. Nolesy. Congratulations, mate, You're coming to Fiji
35:54
Speaker 4: with us. You're playing golf. We're going to be going
35:56
Speaker 4: snorkeling and you and Moggi will be able to catch up.
36:02
Speaker 2: Good to see you, incidentally, Richard. How good are you golf?
36:06
Speaker 5: Yeah? Reasonably, brother, a little bit of Ah, he'll.
36:09
Speaker 2: Take us okay, well, good on your backbone, stay on
36:13
Speaker 2: the line and old pugsn Will sort out all your details.
36:16
Speaker 2: Well done, boy, how good?
36:20
Speaker 4: Okay?
36:20
Speaker 2: Wow.
36:20
Speaker 3: We did to reiterate again that that is a complete coincidence,
36:23
Speaker 3: a complete coincidence.
36:24
Speaker 4: We had a couple were on one call the other day.
36:26
Speaker 4: We were putting entries and there was a guy that
36:27
Speaker 4: worked in film who I knew. And then there was
36:30
Speaker 4: another guy that rang up on the same three people
36:32
Speaker 4: that we called it and I also knew him. It
36:34
Speaker 4: was really really weird. The guy from the bottle store
36:36
Speaker 4: that's right, Yeah, that's right, hook who was also who
36:40
Speaker 4: was at school with Nolesy, So very very weird. I
36:42
Speaker 4: think the only people that listen to the show are
36:44
Speaker 4: people that I used to go to college.
36:46
Speaker 2: Crowd that'll explain the ratings.
36:50
Speaker 3: Big shout out once again to the Intercontinental Fiji Golf
36:53
Speaker 3: Resort and SPA Fiji Airways and also Tourism Fiji for
36:56
Speaker 3: making this whole thing possible. And a big shout out
36:59
Speaker 3: to old Knowlesy who's joining the Big Show over and
37:01
Speaker 3: fig how good the whole archy.
37:03
Speaker 1: Big Show was Jase, Mike and Kyzy.
37:05
Speaker 4: Tune in on Radio.
37:08
Speaker 2: DEFINITEIP it there on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show
37:10
Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon of the time five point fifty three.
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Speaker 3: Hey Mogie, you were you weren't here for this because
37:16
Speaker 3: you're on your massive Auckland vacation. But last week we
37:19
Speaker 3: had Ryan Fox and man.
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Speaker 4: Foxy Oh, Foxy beer, Foxy, Oh Foxy there Foxy Oh
37:27
Speaker 4: Ryan fox Ah.
37:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, So he came in because obviously Minuka Field Chasing
37:32
Speaker 3: the Fox is coming back this year. You guys didn't
37:35
Speaker 3: go along last year, did you.
37:37
Speaker 4: Well, I would have loved to have gone, but the
37:38
Speaker 4: problem was it was also a Christmas to it, and
37:40
Speaker 4: I've got a rule that I don't go to where Christmas.
37:42
Speaker 4: Do same you guys in your rules.
37:44
Speaker 2: Man.
37:46
Speaker 3: I went to the Christmas too, and then I hopped
37:48
Speaker 3: in an uber and a very expensive work uber, and
37:51
Speaker 3: then went all the way to Chasing the Fox, which
37:53
Speaker 3: I believe was down in South Aukland at a golf
37:55
Speaker 3: course down there, and it was it exceeded my expectations
37:58
Speaker 3: about tenfold, right. I went there expecting a kind of
38:01
Speaker 3: dryballs golf thing, you know, exhibition whatever, got there and
38:05
Speaker 3: it was one of the best part of it was
38:06
Speaker 3: like the first time I went to the black Clash.
38:08
Speaker 3: It was just a right, yes, so it's back. Foxy
38:11
Speaker 3: is going along. We had them come in last week.
38:13
Speaker 4: Hurduck.
38:13
Speaker 3: He's going to be a part of it as well.
38:14
Speaker 3: I believe we might even be broadcasting from the event.
38:17
Speaker 3: We might get to play the course before.
38:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to play.
38:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, same so well really oh yeah, Foxy going to
38:25
Speaker 4: be there, Yeah.
38:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, Foxy will be there.
38:27
Speaker 4: Foxy.
38:30
Speaker 3: It's going to be happening Friday, the twelfth of December
38:32
Speaker 3: at Royal Auckland and Grange Golf Club. It's going to
38:34
Speaker 3: be live and free to wear on TVs in one
38:36
Speaker 3: and TVNS in Plus, and tickets are available from Wednesday,
38:40
Speaker 3: the twenty ninth of October.
38:41
Speaker 4: Right, it's month's time.
38:43
Speaker 3: I highly recommend if you're into golf, you're in the area,
38:46
Speaker 3: and you're keen to come and watch some sport with
38:47
Speaker 3: some slibs.
38:48
Speaker 4: I think Jerry Wells is playing again. Even if you're
38:50
Speaker 4: into good times, just good times, that's one hundred percent. Yeah.
38:53
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
38:55
Speaker 4: If you want to see Ryan fox Foxy, Foxy Boy Foxy,
39:01
Speaker 4: then make sure you keep an eye out either watch
39:03
Speaker 4: it on TV, get some tickets.
39:04
Speaker 3: We'll be down there as well. Or you can keep
39:05
Speaker 3: listening to Hoduky for your chance to win your way there. Wow,
39:08
Speaker 3: we're gonna have some freebies to give away, so it
39:09
Speaker 3: sounds good.
39:10
Speaker 2: Keys Email Listen Plenty coming up after six o'clock with
39:13
Speaker 2: a sports chat over the weekend. I really want to
39:18
Speaker 2: get stuck into that. Also, we'll be giving out a
39:20
Speaker 2: bit of advice on Meet Patti Naps sixty nine.
39:23
Speaker 3: That's right, it's a really email address. Meet Patty Nips
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Speaker 3: sixty nine at gmail dot com. Get in touch if
39:27
Speaker 3: you need advice, and please stop signing us up to
39:29
Speaker 3: stuff using that email address. We've been signed up to
39:32
Speaker 3: News Talk zb's daily Letter, Flavor Radio Stations Daily Letter,
39:38
Speaker 3: Sanctuary First, which I believe is some sort of online church,
39:41
Speaker 3: and we just received a welcome email from the Church
39:45
Speaker 3: of Scientology as well. So people can stop signing that
39:48
Speaker 3: email up to stuff that'd be great good stuff.
39:54
Speaker 1: The hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
39:57
Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
40:00
Speaker 2: Them back your messive backbones. Geez, I hope you're enjoying
40:02
Speaker 2: your Monday. You're listening to the Big Show. But Dubo
40:05
Speaker 2: Reburger serving.
40:06
Speaker 3: Good times and good food you can dine in or
40:08
Speaker 3: take away Reburger today scrumptedly obstious.
40:13
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, Fellas, I'm just fondling Keysy's avocados
40:16
Speaker 2: at the moment, and I am genuinely because he bought
40:20
Speaker 2: it in a big box to me.
40:22
Speaker 4: Yeah.
40:22
Speaker 2: And I have to say, and it's been said by
40:25
Speaker 2: not just me, but by many people that Kesey's parents
40:30
Speaker 2: orchard and their avocados are the best in the country.
40:33
Speaker 4: That's been said.
40:34
Speaker 2: They're creamy, they're big, they're perfectly ripe as well. That
40:40
Speaker 2: is good evening right there, mag you how many dejuice
40:42
Speaker 2: steal I've got a couple of you.
40:43
Speaker 4: I find them a bit dry. Maggie.
40:46
Speaker 3: Look, there's one thing to say. My wife makes dry cake,
40:50
Speaker 3: all right, but same modern Don's AVOs are dry.
40:53
Speaker 4: First of all, doesn't even make sense. How can I
40:55
Speaker 4: have a cuddo be dry. I don't know how they
40:57
Speaker 4: do it. I don't know how they do it. It's
40:59
Speaker 4: quite a every single year dry.
41:03
Speaker 2: What are you going to do?
41:05
Speaker 5: Well?
41:05
Speaker 2: Now?
41:05
Speaker 4: No, no, no, this is you know it's not. You
41:07
Speaker 4: don't notice it, Jase.
41:10
Speaker 2: They're big, beautiful and creamy. Magie.
41:14
Speaker 4: Thanks Jayce. Yeah, well, just admit, MAGGI many are. They're great,
41:18
Speaker 4: say that creamy?
41:19
Speaker 2: Come on, what I mean if you if why have
41:21
Speaker 2: you got four of them? If you find them dry?
41:23
Speaker 4: Because I just feed them to my kid. It just
41:26
Speaker 4: helps him saying any lunch box.
41:28
Speaker 5: You know.
41:29
Speaker 4: And I don't feel guilty about it. But the better
41:31
Speaker 4: thing about it, Kezy, is it's not like we're trying
41:33
Speaker 4: to sell them if we're selling them on your behalf. No,
41:36
Speaker 4: they're not lie about it.
41:37
Speaker 3: No, but like it's it's even more important than that
41:40
Speaker 3: because I know Mon and Don are big fans of
41:41
Speaker 3: the show and they'll be absolutely gattered to hear you
41:45
Speaker 3: dissing their evos.
41:46
Speaker 4: I'm not dissing them, Kezy. They're dry. Some people love dryocados.
41:50
Speaker 4: I'm just not one of those people. Look, I'm I'm
41:54
Speaker 4: with Maggie on the dry cake, but this is not
41:58
Speaker 4: what this is about.
41:59
Speaker 5: But I am not.
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Speaker 2: I will not, I will not follow you on dry acada.
42:06
Speaker 4: I'll try them out tonight, against every instinct I had
42:11
Speaker 4: r and we'll report back tomorrow.
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Speaker 3: Okay, cool and Jace, my wife's cake is creamy, all right,
42:19
Speaker 3: sure man, it is.
42:24
Speaker 4: It's delicious and moist.
42:28
Speaker 1: The whole archy. Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
42:31
Speaker 1: tune in on.
42:33
Speaker 2: Radio super Groove. There on the radio, holdiarkey, big show
42:37
Speaker 2: this Monday evening. Let's have some rugby union chat.
42:40
Speaker 4: Crouch touch, puse engage Rugby union chat with Weirdy Jay.
42:50
Speaker 2: Of course see Big Bleders Low match on the SACTI there.
42:54
Speaker 2: I actually had to watch it late because I was
43:00
Speaker 2: up north and the person that I was staying with
43:03
Speaker 2: up North didn't have Sky Sport, which I didn't realize
43:07
Speaker 2: when we went up there, right, but then of course
43:09
Speaker 2: they had it on sky Open two hours later, and
43:12
Speaker 2: because it was like a five o'clock match, it was
43:15
Speaker 2: kind of perfect timing, right because it was at seven
43:18
Speaker 2: o'clock that I could watch it. Thought, I'm still yet
43:22
Speaker 2: to be convinced by this all black side. I thought
43:25
Speaker 2: these fellows were going to come out heessing and absolutely steaming,
43:29
Speaker 2: which they did for about the first twenty minutes, but
43:33
Speaker 2: then once again kind of lost their way. And I
43:37
Speaker 2: feel like they're changing tactics too rapidly, and if things
43:40
Speaker 2: aren't going right, they try and switch to something else
43:43
Speaker 2: instead of persisting with a style of play. I'm still
43:46
Speaker 2: not sure what kind of style they're looking to achieve. Now,
43:50
Speaker 2: you recall that last Test match against this spring box
43:54
Speaker 2: where we got a pantsing. That first half was actually
43:57
Speaker 2: really close. I think we were ahead at halftime and
44:00
Speaker 2: we played some brilliant rugby getting the ball out wide.
44:04
Speaker 2: I'm loving this new winger by the way, card he
44:08
Speaker 2: is so good. He's real energizer, bunny.
44:11
Speaker 4: He goes looking for work anyway, Yes, but it is
44:18
Speaker 4: also his national That was amazing.
44:20
Speaker 2: But it's like as soon as we get put under pressure,
44:22
Speaker 2: our game plan kind of disintegrates a little bit. Now,
44:25
Speaker 2: there were three very clear situations in that Test match
44:29
Speaker 2: where all we needed was to get it out wide
44:32
Speaker 2: because we had massive overlaps and men would cut back inside.
44:36
Speaker 2: We threw away three tries. But then I actually felt
44:40
Speaker 2: afterwards the Australians looked better coach than us, right. I
44:44
Speaker 2: thought they were more direct, their game plan looked clearer,
44:48
Speaker 2: and I felt that apart from that first twenty minutes
44:50
Speaker 2: where they really hung off, which I've been doing all season,
44:53
Speaker 2: giving teams massive starts and then they come steaming back.
44:57
Speaker 2: But I thought the Australians I wouldn't be surprised at
45:01
Speaker 2: all if they gave us a bit of a toweling
45:02
Speaker 2: in Australia.
45:04
Speaker 4: Do you want us to comment on the game. It's
45:06
Speaker 4: just good sort of three minutes from you the ady
45:08
Speaker 4: j I love it, you love it? Well, that's what
45:11
Speaker 4: the title says. Yeah, that's exactly right. I'll be honest
45:16
Speaker 4: with you. I'm finding All Blacks Rugby are very difficult watch.
45:20
Speaker 4: And I thought that that game had the absolute whistle,
45:25
Speaker 4: just the hose bline out of it. But at the breakdown,
45:29
Speaker 4: it's just what are we doing here? Like you, what
45:31
Speaker 4: do you want people to watch?
45:32
Speaker 5: This?
45:33
Speaker 4: Ship's absolute garbage. That is not a product that anybody
45:38
Speaker 4: should be paying for. I don't know what to say
45:41
Speaker 4: about it. It's just cramp and sitting down and watching
45:43
Speaker 4: that for eighty minutes. I love the All Blacks, but
45:45
Speaker 4: if that's how that's going to be riffed, I just
45:47
Speaker 4: I've got no interest in watching it. It is rubbish.
45:50
Speaker 2: I think that that reff actually was a little bit
45:53
Speaker 2: out of his depth. I think he and he was
45:55
Speaker 2: getting a lot of chatterer in his heir from the
45:56
Speaker 2: sidelines as well, So I.
45:58
Speaker 4: Totally giving up every single breakdown and it's they had
46:03
Speaker 4: the NRL over the weekend there was a fight that
46:05
Speaker 4: happened and two guys. At any other game during the year,
46:09
Speaker 4: you would have had two or three guys put in
46:10
Speaker 4: the bin for ten minutes. They knew it was too important,
46:12
Speaker 4: so they just said play on, don't worry about it,
46:15
Speaker 4: just let them play for God's sake. Yeah, we're not
46:18
Speaker 4: here to watch you blow your whistle. It's a real
46:20
Speaker 4: problem for rugby because there's so much other stuff that
46:23
Speaker 4: people can be watching. Mate. If I've only got time
46:25
Speaker 4: in my life to watch a couple of things a week,
46:27
Speaker 4: and if it keeps going like that, it's not going
46:29
Speaker 4: to be the or Blacks.
46:29
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. On that front. Actually, there in
46:32
Speaker 2: the second half there there were four penalties in a
46:34
Speaker 2: row against Australia and all of them were dubious. The
46:37
Speaker 2: All Blacks were actually very lucky to get the penalties,
46:39
Speaker 2: so that's another factor in there. But I take your point.
46:43
Speaker 4: But I love it though, well you know, I mean
46:45
Speaker 4: I can't. That's a problem with it is it's so good.
46:47
Speaker 4: It's so good when it is good, and what annoys
46:50
Speaker 4: me is how badly it fluctuates. Sorry, Keysy, No, you're right, man,
46:53
Speaker 4: I just started argument. That's all good.
46:55
Speaker 3: I just want to give a big shout out to
46:56
Speaker 3: the same person as you, Leroy Carter. He's great who
46:59
Speaker 3: plays for the Steamers and it is only in the
47:01
Speaker 3: out of injuries right, Like he's very much a backup.
47:03
Speaker 3: But I'd say he's going to hold onto that spot now.
47:06
Speaker 4: Absolutely. He got brought in to replace.
47:10
Speaker 2: Right and he's just been brilliant.
47:12
Speaker 4: Man.
47:12
Speaker 2: I love him.
47:13
Speaker 4: He always popped up on the wrong side of the
47:15
Speaker 4: field looking for work, doing all that sort of stuff.
47:16
Speaker 4: But also the halfback, the starting half beats great Camboy good.
47:20
Speaker 2: World class was a huge difference.
47:23
Speaker 3: He reminds me of Harry Grant at the Melbourne Storm.
47:24
Speaker 3: He plays hooker where he yes, he can distribute really well,
47:27
Speaker 3: but also you have to keep an eye on him
47:28
Speaker 3: because he will attack.
47:29
Speaker 4: Man, which is a good serious rugby show. Great, what
47:34
Speaker 4: do we do it?
47:35
Speaker 1: The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
47:39
Speaker 1: hod Ike.
47:40
Speaker 2: Recond is there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this
47:43
Speaker 2: Monday evening. Now listen. The Dunedin Beer festivals coming up.
47:47
Speaker 2: Quit Smart Feelings and the Big Show is going to
47:50
Speaker 2: be down there doing a live show which is going
47:52
Speaker 2: to be massively exciting. Also, we're going to release our
47:56
Speaker 2: own bear and we want you to be a part
47:58
Speaker 2: of it, New Zealand, don't we feel? We really do.
48:00
Speaker 4: I don't know how far along we I don't know
48:02
Speaker 4: if you guys know this, but I've been on holiday
48:04
Speaker 4: vacation in Auckland. Wow, I really must do, simply must.
48:11
Speaker 4: There's nothing like a staycation Jason. Yes, when you have
48:14
Speaker 4: a holiday but you stay at your other work and
48:17
Speaker 4: also in your house. Yes, that sounds so fun making
48:20
Speaker 4: for best. But yeah, I don't know how far do
48:23
Speaker 4: we get with the name means? Have there been any
48:25
Speaker 4: fantastic new names come through?
48:27
Speaker 2: There's been a few goodies. I'm still very fond of
48:30
Speaker 2: Midnight Steamer.
48:32
Speaker 3: I think Midnight Steamer is still the front runner at
48:34
Speaker 3: this point. A lot of suggestions coming through. I've just
48:37
Speaker 3: checked an email as to how far along they are
48:39
Speaker 3: in the process. They haven't even started brewing it yet. Oh,
48:41
Speaker 3: they're just going to do it the night before.
48:42
Speaker 4: Yeah good. Yeah, apparently it's pretty easy. It's going to
48:45
Speaker 4: be to be really easy these days.
48:47
Speaker 2: Just whack it together.
48:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, Emerson's they say they're just going to whack it together.
48:51
Speaker 2: Just shove a bit of sugar in there, let it
48:53
Speaker 2: fizz out.
48:53
Speaker 4: That are you? Did you get the same email?
48:55
Speaker 2: Yeah?
48:55
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's literally how Emerson's describe what they're going to do.
48:58
Speaker 4: Just stick it at a bottle or something or or whatever. Yeah,
49:00
Speaker 4: that's what they said.
49:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, I screwed a bit of brown dye and there.
49:03
Speaker 3: That's what they were saying. Yeah, and I think they're
49:06
Speaker 3: going for kig though. We've had it on kid because
49:08
Speaker 3: we'll be pouring pints of it at the Old Beer
49:10
Speaker 3: Festival there.
49:10
Speaker 4: I've got it. I've got the name. Yes, give me here,
49:15
Speaker 4: give me here? Is that the name? That's the name?
49:20
Speaker 4: Just because you say that all the time? Alf here?
49:21
Speaker 2: Oh right, yes, sorry, I was getting confused there.
49:25
Speaker 4: It's kind of my catchphrase. It feels like it should
49:27
Speaker 4: be the name of the It could work. That's great.
49:32
Speaker 5: Give me yeah.
49:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well people will come up to the store there
49:39
Speaker 2: and go give me here.
49:42
Speaker 3: I think I want to go for Midnight Steamer reference
49:44
Speaker 3: if I had to vote at the moment, But if
49:46
Speaker 3: you want to come along seventh and eighth of November
49:48
Speaker 3: for Sight Bar Stadium, Dunedin.
49:50
Speaker 4: It's the Craft Beer and Food festival. You can get
49:51
Speaker 4: tickets from Beerfist dot co dot insid and on the
49:54
Speaker 4: Friday we will be doing a live show from the
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Speaker 3: a situation that has recently come to light in raising
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Speaker 3: my young boy who will call.
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Speaker 6: Bob for the sake of a terrible name for a Bob,
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Speaker 6: I actually quite like it, quite like the name Bob
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Speaker 6: Neil and Bob. Yeah, I'm thirty five and Bob is fourteen.
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Speaker 3: I've always seen myself as an older brother to Bob
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Speaker 3: rather than a dad, given the relatively.
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Speaker 4: Small age gap.
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Speaker 2: That's weird.
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Speaker 3: Bob and I have always had an extremely open relationship,
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Speaker 3: and I've always made an effort to pass no judgment.
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Speaker 4: However, my wife and brackets.
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Speaker 3: Bob's mum made the mistake of snooping through the young
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Speaker 3: fella's phone and has discovered what she described as a
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Speaker 3: perverted search history filth filth. The search history consisted of
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Speaker 3: a whole lot of milf focused videos. Bob's mum is
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Speaker 3: now concerned about his interest in older women, in particular
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Speaker 3: those of the motherly variety, and I can't really blame her. However,
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Speaker 3: having been a young fellow myself, I totally understand the attraction,
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Speaker 3: having felt similar feelings myself at that age. So now
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Speaker 3: Bob's mum wants me to have a father to son
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Speaker 3: chat with him. But I don't know whether I tackle
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Speaker 3: it from a constructive parenting angle or do I just
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Speaker 3: teach him how to clear his search history question mark.
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Speaker 4: Probably the latter ste him be honestly, it's any business, yeah,
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Speaker 4: money business, wow, keep especially if he's your brother, but
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Speaker 4: you keep your nose out of your it's his son.
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Speaker 4: Well that's what he says, but he sees he feels
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Speaker 4: more like a brother. So would you go to your
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Speaker 4: brother and tell him to have have a man to
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Speaker 4: man chat with him and tell him to stop picking
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Speaker 4: certain types of filths business.
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Speaker 3: It was pretty funny. They're like, mogi brother to brother. Man,
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Speaker 3: I need you to allow for the MILFs.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, look, I think that, I think and all want
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Speaker 4: to see. The greater concern is that he's searching anything
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Speaker 4: at all at that age. Although I know you were jays.
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Speaker 2: But I don't even have phones when I was that age.
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Speaker 4: Right, And it was a lot. The thing about it
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Speaker 4: was I would to try and get access to the filth.
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Speaker 4: It was a lot trickier, yes, because you had to
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Speaker 4: go to a video store, so you had to go
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Speaker 4: down there. There was an age restriction on it. If
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Speaker 4: you were lucky, curtain beaded when you were walking through.
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Speaker 4: It wasn't by excellent, Oh my god. So the whole
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Speaker 4: point was it would make a noise so that everybody
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Speaker 4: in the video store would turn around and see the
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Speaker 4: dirtiest bastard in town was. So you had to be quick.
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Speaker 4: You had to get through there real quick.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I only went there once once. Scarred you for life. Ah,
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Speaker 4: I just made some bed selections.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say he only went there once, Keezy,
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Speaker 2: but he got fifty films out.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, under a fake name.
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Speaker 2: And it's such a tumultuous time though, And I mean
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Speaker 2: you remember, fellers, what it was like being a fourteen
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Speaker 2: year old fella. I mean, yet there was hormones pouring out,
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Speaker 2: a load thing pouring out, kesy And yeah, I mean
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Speaker 2: it's very very difficult keeping gross your kids off that stuff. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: really hard.
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Speaker 4: It's hard, all right, Rocket, We'll find a way.
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Speaker 2: We'll find a way.
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Speaker 4: Will you need to get them off the pawn though.
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Speaker 4: It's no good for a young man to be riding
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Speaker 4: that filth. You and I, Jason, well, you're an old
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Speaker 4: ram cass. You're in the back peddict. You're no use
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Speaker 4: to any bastard. But I've been off the pornography for
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Speaker 4: ten years plus.
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Speaker 2: Right, But.
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Speaker 4: Like the chippies, No, yeah, no, no, I'm actually off
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Speaker 4: it because I found it was it's not good. It's
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Speaker 4: not good stuff. And so especially if you're a young
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Speaker 4: fellow and you've got all that filth at your fingertips,
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Speaker 4: I think you give you some pretty weird expectations. Once
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Speaker 4: you have finally managed to get your I mean, you know,
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Speaker 4: into a nice relationship, you're gonna say, get your hands
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Speaker 4: on a milk, a little bit of teacher for look
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Speaker 4: the over the idea of the fantasizing, Jason, as you know, fantasizing.
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Speaker 4: What a great time. But there's no fantasy involved when
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Speaker 4: it's explicitly played an HD on your phone. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 4: no fantasy there, lay off it. Wait, so have they
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Speaker 4: with them? No? I think I think just cut off
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Speaker 4: the internet. You got to get them away from watching it.
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Speaker 4: But I don't think you'd have a conversation with your
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Speaker 4: kids about that, about not about that that. I think
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Speaker 4: he'll find a way though regardless. Well, but it's up
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Speaker 4: to you as a parent to do your best.
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Speaker 2: Yes, what did don say to you, Keyzy when he
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Speaker 2: found all your penthouses?
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Speaker 5: Um, he.
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Speaker 4: Said, you know that we're a playboy family. Yeah he
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Speaker 4: was late, wasn't he. Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Well there you go. That's the big show done un
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Speaker 2: dusted for this Monday afternoon slash evening. In the podcast
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Speaker 2: out Troe today, we were just reacquainting ourselves. Really, won't
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Speaker 2: we fell here?
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Speaker 5: We were?
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Speaker 4: You know, it's been a world felt seen you for
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Speaker 4: a whole week.
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Speaker 2: Exactly what's the clip today?
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Speaker 5: Is he?
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Speaker 3: Well, that was mostly about us catching up and that
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Speaker 3: I believe that particularly our trouble be on YouTube one
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Speaker 3: of these days pugs will edit it up and chuck
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Speaker 3: it up there.
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Speaker 2: We also hope not for yourself, because you had a
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Speaker 2: massive perve at one point.
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Speaker 4: Yeah I did, Jason. Yeah, we also discussed the new
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Speaker 4: Breakfast show. Oh yeah, don't tell him that he's we
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Speaker 4: dropping him off Breakfast and I'm coming in I already
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Speaker 4: told him top. Did you tell him? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: I just went straight to I said, mate, you've had
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Speaker 2: a good run.
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Speaker 4: You actually said to him, Jeese would be good on drive.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And he's banged on about how easy driver, he's
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Speaker 2: ready for driving, And I said to him, man, look
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Speaker 2: you're ready. You've done your little sort of stint on breath.
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Speaker 2: That's good. Yeah, you don't even steps.
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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm really looking forward to starting a brand new
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Speaker 3: breakfast show and tiffing many are off there actually, yeah,
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Speaker 3: pretty unconventional. That's to like sort of break that news
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Speaker 3: on a podcast out.
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Speaker 4: Front about it. Yeah, you normally you sort of work
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Speaker 4: behind the scenes and chip away.
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, No, I like it. I think it's good.
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Speaker 2: I think you just got to put it out there,
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Speaker 2: you know.
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Speaker 4: What I mean, What are you guys going to do
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Speaker 4: when I go to Rickey, I'm going.
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Speaker 2: To be up the back, padd it right, chewing the cat.
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Speaker 4: And then'll free up a bit more cash for old Mogi.
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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, true, So you'll stay on Yeah, I'll be here.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll he'll do he'll do well. You were talking
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Speaker 2: about the hour before Briefast.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was going to do five to six, Yes,
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Speaker 4: five to sex and you want more money? Yes, I reckon.
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Speaker 4: That's a good idea because I've got to get up early.
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Speaker 4: Yeah true, Yeah, I bet I'll pre rick it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole week in one hour. Hey, now listen
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