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Icelandic Elves | Son of a Boy Dad #191 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 7: Alrighty, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Today.
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  Speaker 7: It is April fifteenth, tax Day. It is noon, the
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  Speaker 7: eyes of April, the eyes of April. We are here
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  Speaker 7: from h Q three.
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  Speaker 8: And Francis's thighs are looking juicy.
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  Speaker 3: I have lost a lot of weight.
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  Speaker 7: I was gonna say, they're actually not looking that juicy. Well,
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  Speaker 7: what's wrong?
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  Speaker 3: Something's happened to me?
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  Speaker 8: Your hamstrings look bulbous.
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  Speaker 7: What do you mean? I think you just haven't been
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  Speaker 7: in the gym as much.
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  Speaker 3: I just I don't know if something happened. And I
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  Speaker 3: went on a scale for the first time this weekend,
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  Speaker 3: like probably five months, and I was like, no, fucking way.
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  Speaker 7: In a bad way.
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  Speaker 3: And then I found another scale and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: dear God, I'm down like fifteen pounds.
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  Speaker 1: Most people would be overjoyed about that.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't have. I didn't really have like weight to lose.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't trying to lose weight. I was healthy before.
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  Speaker 3: And now I think I'm.
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  Speaker 7: Really because you're doing fucking bird food all day. No
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  Speaker 7: wonder you're losing weight. You're just getting grain bowls. Everywhere
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  Speaker 7: we go we get grain balls. We don't get grain balls,
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  Speaker 7: you get grains. It's a fucking cheese. And then he's
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  Speaker 7: like common food on earth.
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  Speaker 8: You got to try or lettuce. You need to find
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  Speaker 8: a way. He won't let you hear the end of it.
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  Speaker 7: I don't like to eat fried food anymore because it
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  Speaker 7: gives me a Tommy wommy. But I don't eat grain bowls.
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  Speaker 1: If you know that, if it's cooked on the grill
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  Speaker 1: top with like fucking grease or whatever, it's basically the
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  Speaker 1: same thing for your Tommy.
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  Speaker 7: Woming, not for me. Yeah, I'm gott slam burgers and
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  Speaker 7: not be sick.
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  Speaker 3: A cheeseburger at lunch is not the type of thing
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  Speaker 3: that's gonna give you your best results. I can tell
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  Speaker 3: you that much.
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  Speaker 7: I know my body, and I know it gives you
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  Speaker 7: the best results.
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  Speaker 3: The single thing that his body breaks down.
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  Speaker 7: The easiest, unleaded. It's pure cheese burger as diesel fuel for.
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  Speaker 1: The He purrs like a Mercedes with that bitch.
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  Speaker 7: And if I have a chicken sandwich or if I
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  Speaker 7: have like chicken tenders, or I don't know, pasta, it's
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  Speaker 7: fucking curtains for the rest of the day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently he gets diarrhea from everything other than cheeseburgers.
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  Speaker 7: I don't eat a lot of cheeseburgers. I eat them
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  Speaker 7: when I'm on the road. You're like Warren Buffett.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't he eat McDonald's like every day morning, every morning.
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  Speaker 7: I don't eat McDonald's ever.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm saying like he has put his body to
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  Speaker 1: a state of consistently putting in the same ship, even
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  Speaker 1: though it's ship. Yes, his body runs off of that
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  Speaker 1: because it's what it's used to.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, that's me. It's not good, but I have a
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  Speaker 7: season salad. It's gonna be explosive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably because it's the first introduction of fibers in
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  Speaker 1: your diet.
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  Speaker 7: And yeah, probably. Actually, I made a great taco soup
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  Speaker 7: this weekend. The fuck it was really good.
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  Speaker 3: You made it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: From scratch. Wow, that's awesome. My apartment what Yeah, I
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  Speaker 7: don't even think you have this space to make taco souper.
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  Speaker 7: Your I didn't. There's a lot of leftovers.
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  Speaker 1: Just stacking it on top of the old Prime bottles.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: Guy loves Prime how to turn out. Was there a tortilla,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 7: I skipped out on the tortillas. The tortilla's but great.
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  Speaker 7: It was super good. The secret the secret ingredient is
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  Speaker 7: uh is uh ranch ranch seasoning. Yeh, super good. Damn
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  Speaker 7: she was flames.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds everything that could really get me back to health.
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  Speaker 7: It is high protein, low carb. What protein is there?
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  Speaker 7: The meat? Oh there's meat in that.
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  Speaker 3: Would you put in that taco souper Crown beef cheeseburger?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you have it? Sover for a fucking deconstructed cheeseburger.
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  Speaker 7: I just ordered a couple of Big Max from McDonald's
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  Speaker 7: and just crushed them off.
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 7: That's literally soup to taco seasoning on top.
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  Speaker 8: That's how Wendy's used to make their chili.
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  Speaker 1: Like you would find a half ripped up hamburger in
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  Speaker 1: their chili.
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  Speaker 7: It was fucking disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: I will say.
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  Speaker 7: I was eating it and I was like, this is
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  Speaker 7: just wet chili. That's all this is. This is just
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  Speaker 7: chili with broth. But it was great.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you needed tortilla with it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, tortilla chip felt good. It was felt healthy.
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  Speaker 8: We need to get you fucking plumped up again, France.
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  Speaker 3: I know, well, I don't know, look looks good. If
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  Speaker 3: I if I were to get a haircut right now,
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  Speaker 3: you guys would be put off. Why Why? Because of
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  Speaker 3: how gone I would look. The only reason I don't
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  Speaker 3: look more gaunt is because of my hair being so long.
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  Speaker 3: As long as my hair's been since high school.
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  Speaker 7: It's pretty long.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you looked like that. Wouldn't you fucking bitch?
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  Speaker 1: Grow that grow that shut out to high school length.
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  Speaker 7: I want to see the touch and shoulder.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I see it. What's a nice It's time. It's
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  Speaker 3: time to let myself go. I had what I had,
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  Speaker 3: an insane week. I know you've got a fun story.
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  Speaker 7: I do.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to start with that?
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  Speaker 7: Sure?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, fine, figure.
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  Speaker 7: Well I'd like to get it out of the way
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  Speaker 7: so that I don't have anything else to say. Well,
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  Speaker 7: it's fresh. So last night I was at the stand
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  Speaker 7: and uh, I'll on this. So you know Dan Carney, right, comedian?
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  Speaker 3: You know Dan Carney, one of my favorites. I was
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  Speaker 3: watching a Dan Carney clip recently, like like.
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  Speaker 7: His sketches and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like sixty five but good, yeah, right there, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, uh set you know Sean Malaya, No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know Sean.
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  Speaker 7: He's a younger comment he's like four hundred. He's a
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  Speaker 7: younger comic. And he looks exactly like Dan Carney, like
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  Speaker 7: exactly long hair, long long hair, same face, yeah, everything.
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  Speaker 7: So I was at this, and so Dan Carney all
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  Speaker 7: week has been uh he's been He's been tweeting about
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  Speaker 7: his diarrhea.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of stuff was he tweeting?
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  Speaker 7: He's got like crazy food poisoning or some shit. And
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  Speaker 7: his whole Twitter timeline for the last like week has
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  Speaker 7: been just I'm the diary. Like even today I woke up,
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  Speaker 7: he's tweeting more about diarrhea. And uh. So I got
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  Speaker 7: off stage at the stand last night and I went
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  Speaker 7: over to the bar to say goodbye to John the bartender,
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  Speaker 7: and he was talking to Sean Malea, who I thought
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  Speaker 7: was Dan Carney. And I walked up to him and
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  Speaker 7: I patted on the back and I said, how's the diarrhea?
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  Speaker 7: And he turned and looked at me and he was like,
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  Speaker 7: what are you talking about? And I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 7: And then I went, dude, you're talking about it constantly.
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  Speaker 7: You can't expect nobody to ask.
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  Speaker 3: You about it. You still thought it was.
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  Speaker 7: Him, dude. I thought it was him the entire We
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  Speaker 7: talked for like fifteen minutes, and he was like super
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  Speaker 7: like stand on, and I was like, I guess he
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  Speaker 7: doesn't want to talk about it, and then uh, and
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  Speaker 7: then and then and then he would just like changed
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  Speaker 7: the topic. He was like, anyways, what's new with you?
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  Speaker 7: And and it was like it was like uncomfortable. But
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  Speaker 7: I was like, oh, I guess he doesn't want to
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  Speaker 7: talk about it. Weirdo. Yeah, And then I left and
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  Speaker 7: then as soon as I got home, I opened Instagram
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  Speaker 7: and he DMed me and he was like, I think
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  Speaker 7: I just realized you thought I was Dan Carney that
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  Speaker 7: entire time, and I was He was like, I had
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  Speaker 7: no idea what you were talking about with the diarrhea thing.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god. Then I was just playing it through
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  Speaker 7: my head, the fact, like the fact that I was like, yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 7: you gotta fucking talk about it if you're gonna be
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  Speaker 7: posting about it constantly, and he was just like, what
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  Speaker 7: are you fucking talking about, dude?
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  Speaker 8: You're interrogating him into it.
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  Speaker 1: Finally admitted you get at him, dude.
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  Speaker 7: He was literally like the diarrhea's fine, and I was like,
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  Speaker 7: what the fuck is going on?
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  Speaker 3: Tell me about your fuara?
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  Speaker 8: Dude, don't fucking play games in me.
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  Speaker 7: I know, but he did say he was like, he
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  Speaker 7: was like, I realized halfway through the conversation, and I
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  Speaker 7: thought it would be better to tell you afterwards than
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  Speaker 7: while we were still talking.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, why would he just tell you right away? I
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  Speaker 7: don't know. Probably would have been uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have that level of poise.
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  Speaker 7: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: You know people on this earth who can kind of
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  Speaker 3: realize that something is happening in real time and then
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  Speaker 3: hold their the natural response for the sake of because
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  Speaker 3: they can see the future better. Yeah, do you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean? For example, I once got entrapped by
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  Speaker 3: a buddy of mine.
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  Speaker 7: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: I lied to him and he was like is that true?
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  Speaker 3: And I said yeah, and it wasn't a big deal.
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  Speaker 3: But then he was like, okay, cool, I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 3: double check. And then he went up and got confirmation
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  Speaker 3: of what the truth actually was, and then he came
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  Speaker 3: back down and he was like, so, wait, just remind
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  Speaker 3: me again, is that true. We were at a buddy's
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  Speaker 3: house and his parents were home and they said we
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  Speaker 3: could drink in high school, but all they just didn't
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  Speaker 3: want us to play beer pong because it made a mess.
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  Speaker 3: And I started setting up beer cup pound cups. And
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  Speaker 3: it wasn't his house, it wasn't his house, it was
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  Speaker 3: our other friend's house. And I started setting up beer
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  Speaker 3: pongd cups and he was like, didn't we get told
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  Speaker 3: not to do that? And I was like no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: I asked. And it was okay because I was like,
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  Speaker 3: they're never gonna come down. I'll clean it up whatever. Well,
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  Speaker 3: then he was like, oh, is it really that you asked?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like yeah yeah. He's like, oh, okay, cool, great,
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  Speaker 3: and then he went up and asked the parents and
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  Speaker 3: they were like no. Then he came back down and
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  Speaker 3: he's like, just just really quick, you said you said?
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  Speaker 3: They said yeah, right, Like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's a conniving snitch though, that's right, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, lose her.
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  Speaker 3: But that's my That's just just an illustration to me
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  Speaker 3: of people who can play the long game with their revenge.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's such shitty. That's not good revenge.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not good revenge. That's terrible. You when you
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  Speaker 3: when you make people hang themselves.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, give them the road.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: That's an incredible level of Yeah. I've never been able
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  Speaker 3: to do that. As soon as someone wrongs me, I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't like that and I don't like you shame
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  Speaker 3: instead of waiting and being like, oh, that's fine and
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  Speaker 3: then plotting, they don't have that.
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  Speaker 1: You're messing with the devil. That but like a goodie
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  Speaker 1: two shoes devil.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know who the best example of this ever
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  Speaker 3: was was Peter Teal. There's that billionaire venture capitalist angel
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  Speaker 3: investor who bought into Facebook, bought like a third of Facebook.
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  Speaker 3: He was the first investor in Facebook. They go to
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  Speaker 3: him in the movie in Bathrobes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I remember.
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  Speaker 7: I remember that part.
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  Speaker 1: It was like the fuck you they like, He's like,
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  Speaker 1: make sure you go in fifteen minutes late. They walk
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  Speaker 1: in and like pajama pants and bathrobes.
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  Speaker 7: Oh I remember that, Yeah, I remember.
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  Speaker 3: He tells them to do that. I think Peter Teeal does.
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  Speaker 3: But Peter Teeal gets it with them and he buys
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  Speaker 3: like a third of Facebook for I don't know, five
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  Speaker 3: million dollars. I don't know what it was. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: he's worth he's worth billions now and he uh is
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  Speaker 3: an openly he's a gay man who lost. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: I think he was like, it wasn't public. You know,
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  Speaker 3: maybe he was out to his friends and family, but
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  Speaker 3: he was it was not known, and he's very private
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  Speaker 3: about his private life. And Gawker outed.
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  Speaker 7: Him as being gay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think it was because they didn't like
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  Speaker 3: his politics. Now, I may be barking up a wrong tree.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry if I'm telling tales.
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  Speaker 8: No, No, Gawker is.
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  Speaker 1: Gawker is like that's been and they're the people that
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  Speaker 1: fucked over Hulk Hogan.
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  Speaker 3: So that's where this goes.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, So uh, rather.
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  Speaker 3: Than Peter Teal, he waited like ten years a decade
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  Speaker 3: for the right moment, and then I'm pretty sure that
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  Speaker 3: when Hulk Hogan's sex tape was released by Gawker, Peter
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  Speaker 3: Teal funded the legal effort for Hulk Hogan's legal team,
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  Speaker 3: which is what bankrupted Gocker and shut them down. And
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  Speaker 3: he waited that long, He waited for the right moment
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  Speaker 3: to do the most damage. Damn.
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  Speaker 1: That's where Drake should have waited to put out the
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  Speaker 1: disc track until like ten years from there.
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  Speaker 7: Ross Ross kind of jumped the gun.
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  Speaker 1: There waited striking while the iron hot not it waiting
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  Speaker 1: ten years to bankrupt the morally bankrupt internet company that's
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  Speaker 1: the hot ship.
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  Speaker 7: Are any of these diss tracks real though? There all are?
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  Speaker 7: How come they're all coming out on like random Twitter
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: pages instead of like Spotify or something.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I think it's because they don't want to pay for
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: the beatsh what I think it's.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: Come on, Drake, I don't know, got nominated for a Grammy, But.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I think that there's like back to back, wasn't there
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: isn't there like a sample? Wasn't there a sample in
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: the first one of like another disc track? And maybe
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: he didn't want to clear that he couldn't clear the
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: sample fast enough for one.
• 15:44
  Speaker 7: Or back to back?
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Then the new one.
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, I don't know. I didn't even listen to the
• 15:48
  Speaker 7: new one because everyone was saying it was a I.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: No, then they finally then now it's out. It's out
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: called push Up Up So good A time is the push.
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: Of t dis track? You are hiding a child? Let
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: that boy come home?
• 16:05
  Speaker 8: That was really good?
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: And I heard that one, well I know that's how
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: that came out.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that Drake realized how how impactfully everyone
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: came at him, and in that instance, the push a
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: t shit and so he went so fucking hard in
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: this one.
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: Well, I heard he goes after everyone, but I heard
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: he barely even goes after like Kendrick. It's mostly like
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: I thought it was.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I thought it was fucking I thought he went after everybody.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: He went after.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: He goes after Kendrick.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Kendrick, he quite keep from calling him like a midget.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: You wear a size seven. How are you gonna walk
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: like that when you wear a size seven shoe or
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: something like that.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking talking about gets your tiny ass up and
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: do some push ups or whatever.
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: He's fucking now, give me brought my first pair of
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: Converse because of Kendrick.
• 16:50
  Speaker 8: I will say in a music video that's hip hop
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: as hell.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Back in the day, this type of a beef
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: would lead to people being killed. Yeah, And do we
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: feel like that's where this is headed?
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: Not a chance.
• 17:03
  Speaker 8: Now they're talking about like nails and plastic surgeries.
• 17:08
  Speaker 7: I also don't think you can kill a list celebrities
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: like that anymore. Like what someone's gonna murder Drake? That
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: would be the crazy, That would be like a president
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: getting assassinated bigger. Yeah, that would be like if Kendrick
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: Lamar just killed Drake, I'd.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Be so sad. Yeah, I'd be so bummed out if
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Drake were killed.
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I also don't think it has like the same
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: like street cred like like, I don't think that would
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: make Kendrick Lamar more popular. I think would everyone be like, dude,
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: what the fuck? Why did you do that?
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: You murder?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Changing?
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: He made good stuff, man, he had a lot of
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: time left.
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's so bad. That would be nuts.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't kill for rap anymore.
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: I did listen to uh Tupacs dis against Biggie, hit
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: him up, hit him up? Love that one.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hit him up.
• 18:03
  Speaker 8: It's pretty great.
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: What did you say? He says, Uh, you claim to
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: be a player, but I fucked your wife. That's good ship.
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: That is good ship. That's mean.
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: That's why people were getting killed.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: That's why people were getting killed.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because people were saying ship like that. Now it's like,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: shut your hos up and make some drums. Yeah you're ugly,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah you're fat. Yeah you have fucking you had uh
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: no surgery, you had no surgery.
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: Hilarious, What are they saying they said Drake had no surgery.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Ross was saying that he had no surgery and like
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: a maybe a.
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: Tummy tuck, the tummy tuck. I could see Drake having
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: a tummy tuck for sure, and said, that's why you
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: wear that body. He didn't always have a good body.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Come on, man, he got a good body for a while.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: He was the guy you never see without the shirt pop,
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: with the shirt popped.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Which I think makes him goatish and relatable.
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: If you're a rapper and you're jacked, you're keeping the
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: shirt off. When you Chi man got out of prison,
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: you were never seeing him with a shirt on ever.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the other so there's two options. You could
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: be Rick Ross fat as fuck yeah and have your
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: shirt off, yeah. Or you can be jacked and like
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: ll cool Jay and have your shirt off.
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: But if you're like hand Labby, yeah, you can't be
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: Drake and be like skinny fat and be walking around
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: with a shirt off. That's what I mean.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: But I think that it's nice. I think that it's
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: nice that he was like relatable and a little flabby.
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: That's why he got the tummy tuck though. Yeah, I
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: bet he absolutely or he did steroids one of the two.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Well, if he's not doing steroids, he's not trying.
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I mean Fidalberg Smitty and fucking Hankard doing sterois.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: Fiderberg doing steroids. I don't know, I would explain a
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: lot of things. Fidelberg is jacked as hell, and he's like, yeah,
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: sometimes I just picked up pick up my thirty pound
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: dumbells in my apartment.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, dude. You know, we were at the
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: mini golf thing and David was just looking around and
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: he saw Fidelberg and he goes, is Fidelberg on steroids?
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: Straight up? Well, it's like, dude, he claims. He's like, yeah,
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: sometimes when on board, I'll just like do a couple
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: of curves, Like arms are like this big. You don't
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: have any bigger. Yeah, they don't get that big from
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: just occasionally doing a curl here and there.
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna have to see his balls up close.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, me too.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to taste his balls. I'm gonna have
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: to see the mouthfeel of his sack.
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, taste the trend leaking out of him.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, look at me. If I don't if I
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: don't work out constantly, and eat a lot of food.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: I look like I have fucking rickets or.
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: Something's the goddamn travel that's taken it out.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: I think it's the long sleeve shirt. To be honest, No,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: if you saw me got a shirt on, you'd be troubled. Right,
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: long sleeve shirts make everyone look skinnier. Don't take this
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: away from me. I'm just saying that that's new for me.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying I got I lost a lot of weight.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Do you like it?
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: Are you like, are you gonna be cool for the summer?
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I'm curious. I'm kind of this is like a new flirtation. Skinny.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, being tall and skinny is like it's in
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: right now. We just show up for the yeah, for
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the snatch.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I think that. I think I've been watching Oppenheimer a lot,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: and he's thin. That's what I like. I like how
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: thin he is, and I like that his friend keeps
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: saying eat something, and so there's a part.
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: Of me that that's good. Attention takes the.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Note from Oppenheimer to not eat because I'm so focused
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: on saving the world or something.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Having Italian grandmother's flocking to you like pigeons, being like
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: you need to eat some meat balls, like fuck, yeah, yeah,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I have something.
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: You're too thin.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: There's that blue zone stock we talked about where they
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: have that Japanese saying that says eight out of ten
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: right before they eat, which means we're gonna eat until
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: we're eighty percent full.
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: Have you been subscribing to that?
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going two out of ten? Fuck.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: I was talking to Mook last night and he's saying
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: that he's got a wedding this weekend and he's trying
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: to lose five pounds this week. He said he's getting
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: fitted for a tuck today and he's like, I'm trying
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: to lose five to ten pounds. Ten. Yeah. But then
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: we were like, what are you do?
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, oh, you should.
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: Just not drink for a week. I was like, you
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: would lose a ton of weight.
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: Just lick the fucking subway floor.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gets sick of ship. Yeah, that's the that's the
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: best way to look gaunt and thin.
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Well, he said, he said he's not going to
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: stop drinking and he's and I said, he's try interminute
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: fasting because that helps, and he said he's not doing
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: that either. You're not gonna lose. He's gonna.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: The only way to lose fight to ten pounds in
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: a week is to do like a water cleanse. Yeah,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: just drinking water, that's it. Yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I mean I think you could get like like if
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: you're eating like twelve hundred calories a day or something
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: and walking like fucking you know, ten or five miles
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: a day or some shit like that, you could maybe
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: chip away at it. But it's not going to be
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: a good look.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: No, it's not gonna be sickly five pounds.
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: Sickly five pounds. You'll you'll maintain the flat.
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's gonna be the five pounds that you actually needed.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Who's that UFC fighter that was a marine? I think? No,
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: he fought in the UFC for a bit there. He's
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: been a rogue and a bunch conservative Zach Bryan Jocko. No,
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I forget it. Sorry, I can't remember. I can't remember
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: his name.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: That's what your I don't know UFC guys. I wish
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I did well.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: He did the thing where he was like, I'm on
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: day four of a fast, I'm just drinking water. I'm
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: not eating anything, and he's like, I feel great. And
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: this guy does these types of things. He also, do
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: you remember Christopher Hitchens, the essayists.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, he's an atheistist.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: And he died I think of anyway.
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: He's nowhere right now.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: He's in neither Heaven nor Hell right right now. He Uh.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: He was trying to make the point back after nine
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: to eleven when people were saying that waterboarding might not
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: be torture. It's not torture, it's enhanced interrogation technique whatever. Yeah,
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: so he got himself waterboarded.
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: I know exactly who you're talking about now, Yeah, exactly who.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: I've watched that video and that guy's fucking nuts.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, okay, so.
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: The video pissed me off.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: So it's like, dude, let me get us there, because
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: we're not there yet. I'm glad you know this, though.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Christopher Hitchins got himself waterboarded and he could handle it
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: for like thirty seconds, and then he came out of
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: it sputtering and blubbering, and he was like, that's definitely
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: fucking torture, and U people are like, wow, you put
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: your money where your mouth is. And then years later
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: this UFC guy, this marine who's insane did the same
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: thing and was like, it's not that bad and it's
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: actually kind of nice and cleared out my sinuses, Like
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: I had a gentle water stream running from nose to mouth,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: and you know, as long as you're relaxed, it's fine.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: And uh, prioritize you being relaxed in Guantanamo.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to see him doing that and to see him
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: doing the water fast, it's like, dude, nothing that you
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: do is a frame of reference for real people. Yeah,
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: you voluntarily learned the sport of me martial arts, and
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: you enter an octagon willingly, Like that's not that. The
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: type of person who does that is not going to
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: be able to say how I'll feel about being waterboarded.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Or run and getting like hitting your your midsection with
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: a bamboo stick.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: For exactly like you know, do you remember this video?
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well it's also like waterboarding. The only the reason
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: that it's torture is because the terrorists think they're gonna die.
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: You're not. You're not ever gonna get that same experience
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: unless you're legitimately getting waterboarded and not getting waterboarded by
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: like your producer for your video.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not, Like they're not going into it being
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: like all right, if at any point this is too much, yeah,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: it thumb up and you will stop.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah you.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Understand the signal, right.
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, you're your producer is not gonna go to
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: the point where you think you're gonna die. So it's like,
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: there's never gonna be an actual study on waterboarding unless
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: you are legitimately a terror wrist who gets captured by
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: the government and gets waterboarding in.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Six foot four Oklahoma dude who's two hundred and thirty
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: pounds and has a dangerous amount of testosterone and hates
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: his dad.
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we like, it's.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: An angry motherfucker that's doing this to you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I got waterboarded on the Act and it's like, yeah,
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: you just you know, I knew idiot to me was
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: not gonna kill me, so I just held my breath. Yeah.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: And also they probably didn't do it like full.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: The scary part about waterboarding is not that you can't breathe.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: It's that you're drowning. See, Like the water is coming
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: in through your nose and your mouth because you try
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: to breathe and you can't.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I wonder how the fuck they figured it out. They
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: must have been trying to kill someone.
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: Have you ever seen the Report with Adam Driver.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great movie. Yeah, very dialogue heavy, but
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: it's good.
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what they talk about that like the entire time.
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: It's like, what it's about.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: The heroic congresswoman of that was Dianne Feinstein or the
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: senator right.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah you said heroic.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I think you meant Jewish.
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: But that's like they like, they they narrow it down
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: and they're like, we've waterboarded like two thousand prisoners and
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: we have not gotten one actual answer out of any
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: of them. And they're like, just keep going, it's gonna work.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: It's like that meme where it's like you're right at
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the edge of the diamonds.
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he walk back. Yeah, Well what they say, they're like,
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: they're like, the only answers that we're getting are lies.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: They're lies from people who will have nothing to say,
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: and they're like, I'll say anything to get out of
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: this position at the verge of death.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I would tell the truth so fast. Yeah,
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: I would rap you guys out. I would not have
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: if someone put a fucking wash cloth over my face
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: and they were wearing a bla clava and I'm in
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: a dark room with you know, Metallica playing on high
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: glass in my underpants, and they like.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: You couldn't even have to turn on the Metallica or
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: get me down my underpants.
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: I'd be squawking right away.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't.
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: You wouldn't get me to Cuba. I would have told
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: the Metallica one. I was like, I think I could
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: power through. I think I'd be able to fall asleep.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: I would be on such good terms with my captors
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: that I would actually get to enjoy the private jet
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: ride down to The're like, you guys don't need to
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: blindfold me, trust me.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: You think any terrorists were like pretty funny, like like
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: crack jokes with their captors.
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: There had to have been.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: A couple of them that were like not that.
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: The worst one, the doctrinated, the worst enhanced interrogation method
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: had to have been the one that I was like,
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: I don't think I could survive. That was one where
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: they make them stand up.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you couldn't do that.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: Well No, it's like they get like their arms like
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: chained up and they can't and they have to like
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: sleep standing yeah, And.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Then they play the lab music and have the flashing
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: lights all the time.
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's brutal.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I would hate, but don't.
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: Can't people actually die from that?
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: From seat deprivation?
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: Probably.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: I had a cricket chirping outside my window throughout the
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: night one time a couple of years ago, and I
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: almost went to the government. Was like, I don't want
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: to be an American.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I can see you mowing someone down on the way
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: to like Starbucks the next morning.
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just through someone.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: One night of disrupted sleep from a grasshopper, and I
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: was ready to forsake my nation.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: The subtle noises are the worst. Yeah, I've had that
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: a couple of times where I've convinced myself that I
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: heard a beeping in my apartment and that's just it's
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: just not there.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just weak of mind.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that is tough in the fuck up.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Like what was the dude's name, Tim Hitchings, the fighter.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Tim Kennedy, Tim.
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: Do you guys watch the UFC fights?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I just saw the highlights.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: They look sweet, though, terrifying, so sick. The way that
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: gates you got knocked out was awesome. You fall flat
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: on your face like that and.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: You're that tough. That's crazy and you're the toughest.
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: Guy in the world.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine knocking out the toughest guy in the world.
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: How incredible.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: That must feeling crazy.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: I've never been a UFC guy, and after watching those fights,
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: I might a UFC guy now.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: The one bet I had all all all night was
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: over one point five rounds in the main event and
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: uh the guy that got knocked out winning, So both
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: of those lofts within thirty seconds. It was over one
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: point five rounds. No, it wasn't. The final fight was
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: like a half a round. Oh I was.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I was talking about the.
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: Hallway one.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I won. I got second place in the
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: mini golf.
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: Hell, yeah that was sweet.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: How was it ten thousand dollars?
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: What Jesus?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good thing.
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: I'm making sure my bros ate me too.
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: I don't have it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, putting that right back to the podcast as we.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Get it, I'm going to get a mic stand that
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: doesn't have the mic CO.
• 30:44
  Speaker 7: What you really should be doing is you should be
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: investing in a new sign. If you want your name
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: up now, we should be doing that. He imagined. Having
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: to pay for that one was around eleven thousand, so
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: after tax, you're still going to be putting up like
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: five k on they're gonna do.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I wish it was just like a fucking stack of
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: cash that you got from Dave. But it's gonna be
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: in your paycheck and you're gonna get like it's gonna
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: be like.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: Four thousand dollars.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Come on, that's for real.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, damn, no way to get ESPN.
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: But bonus bets.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: The heck.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: You get a bonus bet on horse racing.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: And some barstool store cash. That's a That was a
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: fucking marathon of a of a. There was four rounds
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: is a lot. I feel like doing one round would
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: have been fine.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: It was so intense. I lost a couple of pounds
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: there too.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, are you stressing? Let's get you on some xanax.
• 31:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing that well, really not doing well.
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: The first year that I worked here, I'm still thinking
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: about the taxes. The first year that I worked here,
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: my my bonus was five hundred dollars. I literally thought
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: it was a mistake. I thought they were like, oh,
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: why did they they must have just why did they
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: just give me five hundred bucks like that? Like I
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: didn't even it never even registered to me that it
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: was my bonus.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Why would they even give you a bonus. That's like
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: a slap in the face.
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: I don't know, I have no idea.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Imagine what like Big Cat and pft's bonuses.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: Well, I think it was one thousand dollars and then
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: it got taxed down to five hundred dollars. Still, it's crazy.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars is uh, it's something that's nice.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: That's nice.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I mean I'd take five hundred dollars right now.
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: At the time, I was pumped.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just crazy that that what other people might
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: be getting ten thousand, I mean, just get better at
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: mini golf. You could get a sweet ten thousand.
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: What I did come in third place in the first
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: mini golf tournament. Yeah, but then they of course they
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: lost the scorecards and they put Kirk in third place instead,
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: and then moved you.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: And then moved to a twelfth place and then took you
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: out of the rest of the tournament. Yeah, like you
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: also will not be able to compete in the future, yes.
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: Going forward.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: That's too good.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: Well, I knew it was gonna happen when I finished
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: in third place and there was not a single camera
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: even pointed in my direction, and I was like, well,
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: this didn't happen.
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: Fuck, well, maybe next year you can get an invite.
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: Now I got an invite this year. I think, oh
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: did you?
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: It just didn't go Why because I couldn't Why why not?
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: I had stuff going on in New York, so did I.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: But I son of a boy dad, Yeah yeah, son
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: of a boy dad.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: We recorded, Well you were gone.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: I go where I am told to go.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: I know we have a different contract though, I'm I'm
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: fulfilling my contract right now.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: You're on the tailor of the waan deer.
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Exactually which you have a.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Reality show in Mexico that your host that's.
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: Been pretty pomped. But now in Mexico City a lot
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: who has been the second who is? Uh?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Who else was your competition in that Marty? Like didn't
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Marty like fuck up at the end, So you could like,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: didn't you win a lot of money because Marty fucked
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: up or something?
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Well, at that point I had pretty much sealed. I
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: had well, I had hit a hole in one on
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: the on the seventeenth hole, which meant that in order
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: for Marty to tie me, he had to hit a
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: hole in one on the eighteenth hole, and he didn't.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: But then Riggs was behind me by a stroke and
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: he made a hole in one, and so now Marty
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: just had two putt on eighteen for the tie with
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Rigs to push that to a playoff. Buddy three putted
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: and then he smashed his club into the set, which
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: I think they were planning to use in future years.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Now there's a hole in it.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: There's a hole.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: But I like that. I like people that act out. Yeah,
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: I like when things like when people are just like
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: they can't even control their you know, feelings of motion.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: That lends stakes to the entire event. It was really intense.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Also, it would have been a win for him beating
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: you Rigs, Frankie, Frankie and dude with Plague golf.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Every fucking week, Whitney was Whitney is, Whitney is good,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Whitney is good. No one was Whitney ran away with it.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: We were all vying for second.
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: That would be Whitney. That's probably why they didn't want
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: me to get.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Well that you guys should have the match, you know
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: how they have like Tiger Woods against the Rory McElroy.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck it was, No No, the match where
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: it was just like.
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: One on one.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Ah, I see, we do these grudge matches. The problem
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: is that sas no one would watch that because you're
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: not good, and now I am.
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: I am good.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: You trying to convince people you're good is one of
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: the great strange delusions of this place.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: If I played many four times this week, I could
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: be most people in the office.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: It's like me saying if I fly fished today, tomorrow
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: and the next day, I would be better than brother.
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: I've seen you out and I've seen you out.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: On the water, and I you need out on the
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: golf course.
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: You need a lot more than four days.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: You need a lot more golf.
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: No, I'm great at golf. I'm asking Once.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Upon a time there was a swing there. Now it
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: is Parkinson' z. No, it's not, it's riddled. I'm great.
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: I bet I bet it right now, I'm probably the
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: best I've ever been, just because I just watched the
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: Masters all week.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, through osmosis you picked it up.
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: It is crazy how delusional I am with golf. I
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: watched the Masters and I was like, I bet if
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: I went out here, I.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Could get like fifty one strokes yourself.
• 36:31
  Speaker 10: I was like, in my head, I was like, if
• 36:34
  Speaker 10: I just had a good day, I could I could
• 36:36
  Speaker 10: compete if I didn't try to do anything super, if
• 36:40
  Speaker 10: I didn't go with p Yeah, that's literally.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: What I was say, laid up when I needed to.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: If I had the right caddy and got enough for
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: a proper range session and got the speed of the greens,
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: I could probably.
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: It's literally exactly what I was thinking.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: It was a lot of men.
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: I was like, I was like, if I just played
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: smart golf, I played bogie golf. I went for bogies.
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: I think I have a good so I could have
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: a good round.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Just like those guys are so good that they make
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: the course look easy and it's the hardest place ever.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Now there's a there's a six hundred yard holes. Part
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: five's par four's that are like that.
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: It's up and down. That's a driver in a three
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: wood six hundred yards is light. Tiger really fell apart.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: But that's okay. He made the cut. That's all we wanted.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: We wanted to just watch him the.
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: Whole time, is it, though? I think we wanted him
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: to win. No, I know my DraftKings account share did.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: He's a little bit less exciting now that he's just
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: on the straight and narrow and has like a bad
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: back is not interesting.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: They're all talking about his back and his fucking ankles.
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: What retire spoken like a true young man? Exactly, he
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: will never age, no problem with these ankles.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Let's see him give us a swirl. Oh yeah, is
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: that so creaky? That looked like it was in stop motion?
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: That looked like a Wallace and Gromit. Fucking Claymas.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Hey, did you get new pants? Now?
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: These are not new? Come on, I got these at
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: ll being with you, you did you.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Bought those as well? You bought two pairs of pants
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: that day? Trace? What the heck?
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: The three pairs of pants. Let's be real cool man.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Good for you.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Let your accountant know. He'll know, Oh he'll know.
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: He'll call me and say, well, I wish you only
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: bought two pairs of pants. I can't believe.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Those lying bastards. I know, those subsidized bastards. The government
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: is just fucking looking out for them. I know they
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: protect that profession like fucking realtors.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: How hard is it to do with yourself, Like when
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: you have to write off stuff because I have the
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: number that I have to write off, and I have
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: all my ten ninety nine and I have my barstool paycheck.
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: It's like, I feel like I could just do it
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: on turbo tax in like an hour.
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: Oh turbottacks, Yeah, that would be easy.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Probably can turbo.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I mean they don't put the word turbo in there
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: for nothing.
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: Mom sent all my ten ninety nine to this guy,
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: so he has him and he's just like, I can't
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: do it. So I'm like, well, what are we gonna
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: do now? Because you have all? Yeah, because I'm fucking
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: fucking lock me up and throw away the goddamn key.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Did you have any uh any sweet dinners? Out in
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Chicago with the four play boys?
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: I went out for drinks with Win Will Compton, Oh franky.
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: God, both crew dogs.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Good crew. That was a good squad. We actually started
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: a group chat out.
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: That's a good hang.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: You read about what so does Will Compton and Riggs
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: not get along?
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: No? I think they do. I don't know. Has stuff
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: he has to do. He's always got stuff, Riggs. Does
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: that mean he's busy? He runs all the fucking Arsel
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: classics and organized is all that and the podcast and
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: you know it is the week of the the Masters,
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: so like they have to keep all on that and uh.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Well, Frankie and everyone gets to go pound pound beers.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: I guess we we went out late. I don't know.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know where what happened, how the group formed
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: or whatever, but that was the group and we went
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: both nights and it was fun.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I'm going out this uh to Chicago this week and
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: fucking next week.
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: Jesus Christ.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Ryan Whitney, I think is the funniest person at the
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: entire company. I'm not even I'm not I would I
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: would die on that hill he told the story he
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: told I don't know if I could say it, I
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: won't say it.
• 40:41
  Speaker 7: Let's say it. Why are you going to Chicago twice?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Is that first for this fucking u content draft thing
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: or whatever and film festival doing that? Well, I also
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: have to be out there to shoot a fucking New
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Asterdam commercial and record some NBA playoff ship interesting, and
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: the next week is the NFL Draft, so I'm going
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: out there for that for the NFL Draft show.
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: They canceled me from that as well. No, you're supposed
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: to be the Patriots guy now, they said, do you
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: want to be the Bills guy. And then Jake Pass
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: texted me and he was like, do you actually like
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: the Bills? And I was like, not anymore?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Why did you say that? It could have been us
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: in Chicago with Frankie and witt telling stories.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Fuck, it's good, squad.
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: I didn't even think about that.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Damn it will and I just sat around laughing at Whitney.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Frankie's a good storyteller too.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Have you ever heard the Frankie story of doing his
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: interview for the Internship that led to him being the
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: camera guy for Dave Pizza Reviews?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, don't tell it. Don't tell it.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Though, it's amazing. Yeah, hear it from him.
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: No, No, I want you to tell it. We'll save
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: that for another time. We should have Frankie on this show.
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: We'll do that on the Patreon. We should have Frankie
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: on this show.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: That'll be great. Yeah, we should have Frankie on this show.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Frankie's funny, frank He's very funny. Yeah, we should on
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: this show. We should have Whitney on.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: We've had him on, haven't we. No, you have what
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: our first they were on? Yeah?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they never come around anymore.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: No, what you should see him talk about like people
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: we you know, just people.
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: People we know.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: He's like body. I mean, so these fucking people, it's
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: like they don't know anything.
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: He says.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: The dude who plays golf like ten days a fucking week.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: I think you're as successful as spitting chick Let's you
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: can kind of make your own.
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: I heard that podcast is kind of falling off. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: I heard that.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: That's why they have to start covering golf now to
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: cover two things.
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: I heard. They're not on the rise, like Son of
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: a Boy that is top podcast in New York City.
• 42:47
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• 42:50
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• 42:53
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• 42:55
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• 42:57
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• 42:59
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• 43:02
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• 43:04
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• 43:07
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• 43:10
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• 43:14
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• 43:16
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• 43:20
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• 43:23
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• 43:24
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• 45:38
  Speaker 1: twenty dollars.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: By the way, the UURL is Gametime dot co excuse me,
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: not game time dot com.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: So though they get it bingo. But people just like us,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: us boys though that's a problem. I know, they're just
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: like it when we are just the three of us,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: just fucking chopping at the fuck up, just talking non
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: so dropping it up, chopping it down.
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: Chopping it up and a down chopping or whatever, mowing
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: it down.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Didn't you say you had some shit from this weekend?
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Didn't you say you had some fun stuff that you've
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: been doing?
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, I mean I went to uh, Detroit Royal Oak, Michigan,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Detroit Royal Oak, eight miles twelve mile Oh was the sign.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how that shit works. Is it like
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: the fucking blast Radius.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: It's a good question. I don't know either. I don't know.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't ask those questions.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: There's a latitudinal line.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Bro Detroit has a really good food scene. The restaurants
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: there are for real.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Yes they do.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: That's incredible. I think we went to an incredible restaurant
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: called Mabel Gray. Yeah. Bartender saw us and he came
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: out and he was like, what do you like to drink?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know the growny, old fashioned.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: These types of things, you know, I like in Manhattan,
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: but if there's and he's like, he's like, would you
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: be interesting in something a little more interesting? Can I
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: kind of play?
• 46:57
  Speaker 8: And I was like, please, anytime a bartender won to play?
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: How about it? And he came out with this whiskey
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: cocktail that uh. He goes, it's got chartreuse and barrel
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: aged bourbon, and it's got camarrera syrup and sin china,
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: which is like.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: That's how Cleopatra died.
• 47:23
  Speaker 8: Too much of it will kill you.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: And all these things. And he goes, it's every ingredient
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: that I would drink when I would black out. Put
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: in one. He goes, it's it's all gas. But I
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: don't drink anymore, so it's like when I did. These
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: were the things.
• 47:43
  Speaker 8: Long islandized tea for the sophisticated man.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a Long Island iced tea, but it's very balanced.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: It was amazing he gave me. I had him write
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: down the recipe for me. I've been starting to do this.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: If I have a cocktail, I really like it. At
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: a restaurant, I have the bartender write down the cocktail
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: recipe for me, and I've started to compile af you
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: that I really.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I wanted to do that this weekend because I had
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: a sublime cocktail.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: I don't see any reason why they wouldn't be very
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: flattered about it. I think with chefs it's a little
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: more like asking a magician to reveal how he did
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: a trick watcher's butter.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: For chefses butter and salt every time.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: But with cocktail, with with bartenders, I think I think
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: they like that. I think they're flattered. And he also
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: wrote his name down it and he'd like had come
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: up with a name for it. In fact, he called
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: it the most Dangerous Game. That's what he called it. Really, Yeah,
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: that's the name of the cocktails.
• 48:32
  Speaker 11: The ingredients was really by Mattress Firm.
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: Unjunk your Sleep. The secret ingredient melatonin. Get ready to
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: unjunk your sleep after one drink.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Six dashes of Angusta bitters. One and a half ounce
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: is a bourbon, half ounce of Nola coffee like core,
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: half ounces of China. I think it's China, or maybe
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: it's Sinar. Half ounds of sharks, a half ounce of
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Cokekai Americano and lemon oil around the rim. This is
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: from Max skull Bora, I think his name Mabel Gray,
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Hazel Park, Michigan, one of.
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: The Max Detroit Oak Hill. Go see him twelve mile.
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: Did they have a good What kind of food were
• 49:20
  Speaker 8: you eating?
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: What was the menu?
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Changes every week? Changes every week week. We got all
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: kinds of stuff, sort of like one week it'll be
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: sort of Japanese fusion, and then the next week it'll
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: be French and Mexican mix it around. Chef is really
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: lights out, really high, high praise.
• 49:33
  Speaker 8: You got to get back out there.
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: Stats. You think you're gonna move to Detroit?
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: You know, I wondered about that every time I go
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: to a city. I asked myself, could I live here?
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Could I live here?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: What was the answer?
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know that I could live in Detroit.
• 49:50
  Speaker 8: It's not very nice.
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: There's that old meme where it's the it's the house
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: without the porch and the action that just can't have
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: nothing in Detroit.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: I think it's still too dangerous. I mean, even the
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: people that live there say we're not back yet.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: There's definitely parts of Detroit that aren't that dangerous. Though
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: people say that about New York and Chicago. They're like
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Chicago is unlivable.
• 50:19
  Speaker 7: Detroit was one of the cities that I genuinely felt
• 50:21
  Speaker 7: unsafe and like walking to the club.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: I was going to a Rangers hockey game last Sunday
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: and I got off the subway. I was with my
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: wife and we came up the stairs and it was
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: the sort of bent staircase straight and then up to
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: the left and sitting on the middle tier of stairs
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: was a guy shooting a Heroin needle into his arm.
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: Interesting.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: I had to walk by it. I'd never seen that before.
• 50:49
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Have you guys ever seen someone shooting up Heroin? Oh? Yeah,
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: I have.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: In Philly, they would do it outside the studio where
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: we recorded. You could just look out the window and
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: a guy will be shooting up and then like would
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: drive off.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Oh god.
• 51:03
  Speaker 7: Driving office.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Feel free to cut me off. I'm relaxed.
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: Time to hit the road. What do you think you
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: listened to when you're on when you're on a road
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: trip on Heroin?
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Frank Sinatra, Yeah.
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: You're probably not listening to like Willie Nelson and Lawrence
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: in the Machine. Yeah, is it like I'm going up
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: the country nodding off road trip time.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be sometimes I feel that guy. That's music
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: that we do for Heroin.
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, damn. So what do you guys do? Did you?
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: Did you have the guy?
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: You look backed by it? I don't know, man, That's
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: what I don't like needles in general.
• 51:54
  Speaker 7: I would have grabbed it and finished him off. Take
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: it in, brother, Yeah, it's only uphill from here. Best
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: you're gonna feel all day. I need a friend.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Got any more of that?
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: Let me get that for you.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: It was. It was a very stomach upsetting thing to witness.
• 52:17
  Speaker 8: Did you did you know your wife?
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Guys like you were like a little kid watching.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: We're going upstairs, and I wanted her to be able
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: to navigate the stairs with full vision.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: He's just taking medicine, honey. Yeah, don't worry, honey.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: You get that poor diabetic over.
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: There looks like get him a snicker.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: He has to do that every day, every single day.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, he's taking Ocempic. He probably used to be fat.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Oh man, that it is nasty.
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: I think it is getting worse though. I will say
• 52:55
  Speaker 7: that New.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: York always say that. We always say it. Ever since
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: I moved here. We've been saying that.
• 52:59
  Speaker 7: I don't know if it's I was walking around this
• 53:01
  Speaker 7: week because it was nicer out, but I was like
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: the people, like the crackheads were more annoying than they
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: usually are. Well, they're like, and I think that's their problem.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I don't care they being Yeah, they're just like, oh,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: it's fucking nice weather. Let's like exchange pollen and yeah.
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: But no one's ever complaining about like the heroin addicts.
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: No one and ever like, well, the fucking heroin addicts
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: are really pissing me off.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: It's the crackheads, because heroin addicts mind their own.
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're in their own fucking world, and crackheads are
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: just making their problem everyone else's problem. Walking through Washington
• 53:36
  Speaker 7: Square parking, they're just fucking in your face, screaming at you. Yeah,
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: like please fucking stop.
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: That could be guarding variety mental illness though.
• 53:45
  Speaker 7: Well, it's mental illness from smoking crack all your life.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Or it's crack from smoking mental illness. Fuck, which is
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: the It's the chicken or the egg.
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: You know that is true. You never know which one
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: is the But I don't. I mean, I mean, these
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: guys are fucking nuts. It's some dumbo. I don't know. Yeah,
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: I'm sure it's nice on that dirt road and then
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: you guys have to get to your apartment.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Well, we have a lot of tourists, yeah, which I
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: So many people don't speak English. I'm like, we got
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: to close this border wall.
• 54:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: All these people in Prada taking photos of the Manhattan Bridge.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I'm like, these fucking migrants are out of control.
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm surprised you guys don't have like a gate
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: or something, because you do have that like cobblestone street
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: that you have to go down to get to your apartment. Yeah,
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: it's fucking brutal. That's how you know it's a nice area,
• 54:29
  Speaker 7: cobblestone because the cobblestone putting it in. Yeah, yeah they did.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: They did a whole project of restoring it.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking beautiful. You gotta come hang out. You
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: should come and just walk and get it. Get an
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: ice cream cone or something, have some ice cream with us.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Did I ever tell you there's that guy, there's
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: that hot dog cart on the corner, the whole all
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: and hot dog cart, and I just think there myself. Man,
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: they must make so much money because this is such
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: a tourist hotspot.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: And there's not prices on there, so they're just like, yeah, yeah,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: fourteen dollars.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Did ever I tell you that when I worked at
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: the DA's office as a paralegal, one day I got
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: to sit on in on like a pre trial pre
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: plea hearing. They used to call it queen for a day. Yeah,
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: where the day for a day?
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Sure, I used that joke already. We've had this
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: conversation before.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Did I tell you though, that this guy, this guy,
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: this is not the one that defended himself. This guy
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: came in and he had been racking up violations for
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: his hot dog stand, operating it without a proper license
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: certificate or whatever, and over the course of two years
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: of tickets, he owed the city seven hundred and eighty
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: five thousand dollars. Holy shit, and he goes, what am
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: I going to do? I sell hot thoughts seven hundred
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: and eighty five thousand dollars.
• 56:00
  Speaker 7: One hot bugs. I mean that is like when you
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: open up a hot dog stand, your first thought is probably, well,
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: it can't get any worse than this, and then next
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: thing you know, you owe the government seven hundred thousand dollars.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: The fine is not they don't apply it with any context.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: They're just like it's the same as if like someone
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: opened up a store on Fifth Avenue and started selling
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Nike T shirts without a license or something like that.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: So you know, he's getting it with these outrageous fights
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: and then I'll move his cart to another place in
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: the city, get it there, and so on.
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: Damn, what did what did he? What did he do?
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Well? They were like can you pay any of it?
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: And he was like how much? And they were like
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: fifteen thousand. He's like no, yeah, So I don't know,
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: I don't I can't remember how that resolved. But I
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: felt bad for him.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: That guy just has to change his identity. He switches
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: first in his last name.
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he went to life.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: It was just also one of the things that was.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Like the guy that shot the cop is out, but
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: this guy's.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: But clearly the law was so out of touch with
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: the reality, much like when you know, those guys were
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: getting life sentences for having three marijuana convictions or whatever,
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: many of whom, By the way, did you see that
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Eric Adams was giving the first recreational marijuana licenses in
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: New York to people that had been convicted of marijuana
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: charges for prison time and stuff.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: That is interesting, it's kind of cool. But did you
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: see that guy that went on Joe Rogan?
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: And he was brought on by this prison reform activisty
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, and he spoke for like four hours eloquently
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: about how he was there was this miscarriage of justice
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: that why he even wound up in jail. And then
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: two weeks after he got out, he just killed somebody.
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he like brutally killed them too, saw their head
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: off or some shit like.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: That was the day that Joe Rogan fired his booker.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a gang rival that talk about cold revenge.
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I waited years and years fooled.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Everybody got onto Rogan and it's like, no, I'm still
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: gonna kill you.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: That is hilarious for the wrong reasons. Should have just
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: did Heroin fucking minded his own goddamn business, dude. So
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I went to Iceland this weekend. It was fucking dude.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: But everybody everybody's just comparing the trip to yours.
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: Really, either they're either.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Like, Sas did it better real in this exact same
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: spot did it better? Or Sas could never fucking travel.
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: I did. I did a lot of the stuff that
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: you did up Uni. Well, when you went out east,
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: so I exclusively went east.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: I went directly east from but you went to Vic.
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Vic is east, No, Vick is south.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Well, it's east.
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: It's east of reki Vic.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Everything is east reky Vick is on the far west coast. Yeah,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: so everything was going to Vic. That was like kind
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: of central.
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: But it's not the east Iceland.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: It's east of where or whatever.
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I went east. This is semantics I did. I
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: did the Black Sand Beach, I did self oss and
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: I did Vic. Yes, yeah, then I didn't do anything
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: else that you did.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: That ship was sweet, though, yeah, uh do you I
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: ate reindeer? That ship was good, dude, I didn't know.
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: They mortal sin.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: No, they eat horses their third biggest thing that they
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: eat there as far as the meats, it's lamb, fish
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: and horse there.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: I eat horse, and I ate whale. Really yeah, whale steak.
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: It's mortal sin.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: They said it's they said it's quite cool.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: It's good. I thought horse was delicious. Yeah.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Zebra this past year and fucking that was delicious. The
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: same ship, exceptyone's got stripes.
• 59:47
  Speaker 7: What are you allowed to eat zebra?
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I was in South Africa.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Yeh yeah, that's a big no no, why no anything
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: goes over there. Also, zebra. When you go over there,
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: you realize that zebra are not the ones we need
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: to protect. There are a lot of them, there are
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: so many, and they're yeah, they're really Yeah, I killed
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: those things.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: He run their fucking gums, They run their mouths at
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: all times. It's fucking But I couldn't find horse on
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: any menu. All The most rare thing I saw was
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: this reindeer.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: It's crazy, it was it good, amazing tender, amazing tender.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: I'm getting old juicy.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Imagine, Oh, we gotta go to Four Charles and get
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: some fucking reindeer. We got to see if they'll fucking
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: import some reindeer for us. But they were it's a
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: very uh it's a very mythical land. We went on
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: like a super jeep tour the one day and uh,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: my wife asked the guy, He's like, I heard you
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: guys believe in uh elves And he was like, I
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: would never say elves don't exist.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he was like adamant.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: He's like, I would never say that they don't exist.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: And it's like a big part of their culture. They
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: think that elves just live in the rocks.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: Like this is like.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: A sixty five year old guy with the Jeff cap on.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: He's not like some hip, dippy, long haired Icelandic like
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Viking descendant. He's like, well put together, spent time all
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: over the world, very world, and he's like, I would
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: never say they don't exist. They just and they say
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: you're not even supposed to throw a rock in Iceland because.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: Or they hit an elf. Holy ship, it would hit
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: an elf. Trying to think if I threw any rocks
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 7: while I was there, I don't think so.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Well be sure, I don't think I did, because your
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: ass might not be welcome back.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: I don't think I threw any rocks.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Imagine if you went through customs and they're like, we
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: heard on your podcast.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: You threw an a real killer, you killed an elf?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: So how was it? Was it sick? The girls looked awesome.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: I was.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: I was founding gulls dolls are great. Yeah, we had
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: some gulls on the Black Sand beach. It was fucking
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: just a nice vacation drank on the beach.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: There's like a little cafe there with like glass windows
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: that was.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: What was that snow situation?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, that's what I was curious about. That
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 7: must just east.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Well they have the same saying that was east. They
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: must have gotten they must have just gotten this saying,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: because five different people said it to us. They're like,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: you know what they say in Iceland, if you don't
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: like the weather, wait five minutes and it will change.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: It's like, bro, they have that saying in Chicago, Los Angeles, Portland, Oregon.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: They say that shit everywhere. But we were driving through.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Some tumultuous Yeah, it looked crazy snowstorms just breaking down
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: the Drake track.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: Though really I heard I don't know if it was
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 7: you or your wife that posted the story, but it
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: was like you guys driving through the snow, and then
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: you could just hear the eight too. Eight's like ringing
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: in the back, and I was like, that's hilarious music
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: to be listening to you right now in a snowstorm.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: And we listened to it like twelve times because she
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: wasn't comprehending how good it was, so I had to
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: fucking sit her as I literally went bar for bar.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Then the Rick Ross one came out. She's like, break
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: it down for me.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Are you able to listen to that without looking at
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: a lyric sort of deciphering table and know every reference
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: that Drake is making pretty much? Wow, that's amazing.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: I pretty much knew some of them.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: It took a second to think about it, but pretty
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: much everything understood.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: I would say that I did not understand ninety four
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: percent of it.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: Well, they've been not been keeping up with like the
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 7: Jake Cole and the Kendrick.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: And I have a pretty surface level understanding.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: Of it all because I was keeping track of that,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: and then my friend Beow was like sent me a
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 7: thing and he didn't understand it, and then I sent
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: him like a twenty paragraph with screenshot like breakdown of it,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: and then you just never.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: You broke it down yourself.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: I broke it.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 7: I broke down the j Cole distract to him, and
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: he didn't understand any of it, and then he never
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: even I don't think he ever even read it Pastard.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: I know there's just oh yeah, there's always a nerdy
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: guy on like genius. Yeah, yeah, what Jake Cole meant here?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: I love doing I love looking at those.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 8: It is interesting. I always going.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's way more interesting when you know it
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: line by line, and you didn't listen to the Drake one.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: I listened to like half of it. Why Why Because
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: I was honestly and saying this is Ai.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: No that you would have been able to tell if
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: it was Ai. There's too much like nuanced and like
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: interesting writing in it, and he's like referencing things to
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: it after this, Like you think some like fucking like
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: rat fan who likes AI could just write up a
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: verse that would be comparable to him, because they tried
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: to do that with Kendrick saying that he had a
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: response and it was fucking terrible.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but at some point, if Drake just gets bored,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: he could either have AI do this or he could
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: get out of trouble by saying I didn't say those things.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: AI did it.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: But I think that there's still a standard of writing.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: AI would just make his voice sound like that like
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: the AI now.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: But it's getting I didn't realize that the Meek mil
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: P Diddy thing was AI. Them fucking no, no, no,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: not that one, the one where Meek Mail says, uh,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: I hope they forgive me for what I did with Diddy.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Oh but that's like just a sentence. This is this
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: is like nuanced, this.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: Is probably but it sounded exactly like him.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: But I'm but I'm saying that it's easy to write
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: the text of that, like AI is just it's not
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: writing the text. Someone's just plugging text into AI and
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: it's saying it similarly.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: That makes sense.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: There was you know how Iceland is ice, Greenland is green?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's their whole uh op opposite the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: other way around. Yeah, Greenland's ice. But I feel like
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: that like trickiness is how they uh they just name
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: everything like that, like uh, we went to the Blue
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Lagoon and there's like a slushy drink and the drink
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: was literally called crap just k R a P. Or
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: there's like food.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: Called like salt scum, like just this.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Disgusting ship, or like everything is just supposed to be
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: like shrouded in like secrecy, or like the coolest waterfalls
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: will be called like hifted the dog and it like
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: a tape on reverse. It's just that mythical interesting uh
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: interesting land.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: Do the money confuse you?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: No, I just wiped everything. I didn't even take any
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: money out because I and I I had no idea
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: how much I was spending until the very end of it.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Bad, No, not that bad. It's pretty expensive. I
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: mean I was.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: I spared no expense the entire time, and I don't
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: feel like I spent that much.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: It's not super fancy.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's nothing.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: There's nothing crazy fancy.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: I was Hotel Vic. You didn't like it. I mean
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: the food was good, it didn't live up to your expectations.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, Francis will tell you. I'll stay at some
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: of the best hotels in the world.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: Brother, Yeah, the Hotel Vic was beautiful.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: The Borgo San Andre, the fucking am on.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 7: Did the did the shower water smell like dog shit?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: Some of them did?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: Yea?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: At the Hotel ran Yeah, so free, so funny.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Are you sure you stayed at the Hotel Vic?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Positive?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 7: Going with all the glasses and sounds like you. I
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 7: don't know I did. It was like four hundred dollars
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: for one night.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: I feel like there were nicer hotels though. How would
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: you guys stay in the like there was just like
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: two twin beds pushed together.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 7: No, we got a three person bedroom.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: There was one that was like I slept in like
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 7: a cot pretty much. And then when madd shared a bed.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 7: I'd have to.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: I want to see a picture of it, of exactly
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: where it was, because I guess the lobby looked like
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: it where you guys were smashing girls.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: Dude. There's only there's like one hotel in Vic. There's
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: a couple, dude, and one of them is called Hotel
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 7: Vic Okay, and that's the one that I stayed at.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: My main takeaway is that I'm that must have been
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 7: it must have been really nice. I need a tissue,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: the one that you need. No, you're good.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: My main takeaway is that I'm just like exhausting to
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: travel with. Really, I was just like, God, bless my
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: fucking wife because she doesn't really bother her. But uh,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just I could just tell that I'm like too much. Yeah,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I'm just like i can't do the Icelandic accent, so
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I'm still doing like the South African accent from my
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: last trips driving around just.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: Like I talk normal. I can't understand what you're say.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: You were bringing it, you were doing accents the whole time.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Just too much, dude, I just know. I just know
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: that about myself because I'm just way too fucking much
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: of a like I'm waking up, like putting on the
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: clown makeup in the mirror as I prepare for another
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: day to do like annoying jokes and like fucking like
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: shitty fucking puns and fucking cracking jokes for only her
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: enjoyment the entire day.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 7: What was the What was your favorite thing that you did?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: I mean there's just some beautiful like you you see waterfalls.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say I saw too many waterfalls,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: but there's just some beautiful. I mean there's one where
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: there's just a fucking rainbow in front of the.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 7: One that self as self ass was the big one
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 7: that I saw. I saw a couple, but that was
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 7: the best one by far.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Was there like stairs next to it? Yeah, to go
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: up and was there a rainbow in front of you? Yeah,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: there was a rainbow of self ass when you went. Yeah,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: it was blew my mind.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 8: That was the fact that more people weren't having their
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 8: mind blown.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, what are you guys not fucking seeing
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: what I'm seeing this ship mate?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: I was coming that story that you posted of the
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 7: dude standing in front of the waterfall. Was it you
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 7: with the crazy fit on that was you. Yeah, no
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 7: it wasn't, but I saw that too.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: It was a photographer taking pictures.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, ship, dude. Everyone that goes to that waterfall, they're
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 7: all dressed in like like they're about to fucking summon
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 7: Everest and they all have like go pros on.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: I thought that was you in that photo too.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: I wanted it to seem like it was me. Yeah,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: she didn't call me to the carpet on this.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: Well, it's just funny that they do that.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he was taking pictures.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: He was like a French guy and he had had
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: like a tour guy company on the back or something
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: like that. But uh, he wouldn't let us like stand
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: there because he was taking like a long exposure picture
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: of himself doing the ship. It was pretty sweet though,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: just a beautiful country.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that is sick.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 8: I wish I had some fucking horse though.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't see the Northern lights either, or try horse
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: or whale, so I gotta go back.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's tough to see the Northern lights. I just
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 7: don't even know if I would ever really want to
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 7: go during the season where the Northern lights. When the
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 7: Northern Northern Lights happened.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: That's when it's the most packed, right, I.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 7: Don't know, Well, it's just summertime, yeah, saying constantly, Yeah,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: that's when it has to be completely pitch black.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit is tough. Yeah, and they said summertimes
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: a zoo. But that's when Justin Bieber filmed those music videos.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: Oh really, my life is a move.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah I never saw that video and everyone's watching.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: Didn't they shoot a bunch of Game of Thrones there too?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: That's right, beautiful geological formations. It really gives you a
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: scope of how fucking how we're not in charge of
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: mother Earth exactly?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: What do you think of the people there? Did you
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: find them attractive? Me? Either? Their faces are square at all?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they're very I thought I was in a game
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 8: of roadblocks, bro.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: Yeahs like.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: They were they nice? Or were they? Did you get you?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: People did?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: Did you? Did you get that thing that I was
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 7: saying about when you walk into a restaurant they're all silent.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: They didn't do that.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: But the only like pub pub I went to that
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: wasn't like a restaurant. They fucking double charged us. Really
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: got like a capital one like notification that they double
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: charged me. And I try to go through Capital One,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: They're like, well, it's better if you call the fucking restaurant.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 7: It's like, dude, they were an Iceland. How am I
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: gonna call this?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Probably be like you double charge me, So I guess
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So people were like chatty, not really chatty.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: But I wasn't really trying to start up that many conversations.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: I was just like I kind of had in mind
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: what you said, So I was more polite to people.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: So they just had to fucking be nice to me. Interesting,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: they had no choice but to fucking be nice to me.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: You broke them down chatting up with strangers. I wasn't
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: chatting up with strangers either, But they're just nasty to you. No,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: they weren't nasty. They're just all super quiet.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 7: Never heard of having the conversation.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: There's three hundred days of rain there every year. Yeah,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: they just have to be a sad people.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 7: That's what happened when I went to Hotel VIC. When
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 7: I checked in, I was like, how's it going, and
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 7: she was like it'll get better. And I was like,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: she's like, it's been ra it's rained every single day
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 7: for the last month. Really, Yeah, you had good weather?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: We had Yeah, it was like one sunny day, one
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: snowy day.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Did you guys read that short story when you
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: were kids about that sort of society where it rains
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: all the time and then after many many years, the
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: sun comes out for like an hour, And there's one
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: girl that grew up on Earth or something where she
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: had experienced sunshine, but all the other kids had not,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: and they bully her because they are jealous, and they
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: lock her in a closet and forget for that moment
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: when the sun comes out and they all go out
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: and see it, and then they come back in and
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: realize that they forgot to let her out.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: What is the moral of that story?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: I think it's a bullying thing.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: Don't bully the girl who saw sun?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: Yes, what the fuck is that story?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Who was really sad? I never forgot it.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 7: I've never heard that one.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: That had to be written by an icelandic bro.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Definitely probably, Yeah, Ireland's similar.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 8: At least the Irish like fucking shit.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 11: Hammered a bunch of people that don't you know a
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 11: lot of people that I met in Iceland, like live
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 11: they make moved there from Ireland really yeah.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: I mean even in Vic, they were like, Vic is
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: like one hundred years old as a town. It's tiny
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: as fuck, yeah, and it's close enough to a volcano
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: that's like twice overdue, and the only wall that's keeping
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: the fucking the glacier from melting is this like tiny
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: little hill that they have no idea if it will
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: protect its town, So like the whole town could get
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: wiped out fully damn, which is fucking terrifying. So it's like,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you live in most of these places.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you could say the same thing about Tornado Alley.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: That's true, but I guess, but tornadoes are frequent, like
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: the fact that like one of these volcanos could just
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: wipe so shit out.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: They don't explode like they do in the movies though,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 7: right where it's lava just shooting into the sky.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: They said you have a three hour even if even
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: if you miss all the like warning sides, you have
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: three hours to get out of dodge.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: But I think they do. I mean, shit does shop
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: Walter Midi. They make it seem like it's a two
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 7: second yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: We went on some tours where we were like, right,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: under like the base of some volcanoes that were, like, dude,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: to erupt, and I was fantasizing about having all of
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: us to get out of there. It was us, an
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Italian family, a Chinese family, and like a lone Chinese guy,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: and just like I just wondered who would take on
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: what roles if we were just fucking out there in
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: the wilderness.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: The first I feel like I would Yeah, the strong whites.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: The Italian family had some strong whites, and the and
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: the Chinese guy. I might have been eaten first.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 7: Honestly, the Chinese guy be like a rabbi.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: It burned.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 7: Just some casual racism. Is that in the episode? Gotta
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: sprinkle it him at some point?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was It was long overdue. A Chinese Icelandic guy. Dude,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: I wish I could do the Icelandic accent, though I feel.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 7: Like it's very difficult. It just sounds I.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Should have fucking looked it up beforehand, like I did
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: in South Africa, so I was ready in South Africa.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: I was prepared for it, but I was saying, dude
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: to him while you were going I'm just exhausting to
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: travel with. Dude, I like ran out of the Icelandic accent,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: so I was going back to the South African accent
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: from my last trip.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 7: It's so fucking much, dude. I was just so.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: I just was just realizing to myself, like I'm so
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: over the top, dude, I'm exhausting, even like I was
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: texting Sass like yeah, just shipping the Blue Lagoon, just
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: like making up lies. I was like, Bro, I have
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: to stop lying like I did. Just stop being a lie.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: I was like lying to my wife about it.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 7: If I replied to that yeah, because you're just like
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 7: all right, I was like, how is it? He goes,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: I just shot in the Blue Lagoon, and I was all.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 8: Right, exhausting, exhaustedly, I just took a.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, South Africa accident. It's so funny, but it's just
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: uh man stuff being me. Bro's living in this fucking
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: hellscape of a head board as hell, just making up
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: lies to people. Dissatisfied with my own boredom. In the
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: sound of my own.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 7: Voice, I'm jealous. I want to go back to Iceland.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Well instead, you guys are going to be Montana boys.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 7: I know it's so lame, wyoming.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: You know who the Montana Boys are now? They're the
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: dudes who just like line up and like mouth the
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: lyrics of a song. And then one of them dating
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: Christan Cavaleri from Laguna Beach.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 7: Damn, like twenty one year old. You don't know who
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 7: the Montana Boys. You never heard of them.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Think they're going to be in the office this week.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: For Tobby Cool. All right, that's been son of a boy.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: Dad.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 7: I want to be in New Brunswick this weekend twentieth
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 7: one night. I don't care where the fuck is New Brunswick,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 7: New Jersey.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: Where Wreckers is like an hour away. I'm well, actually
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be in Baltimore at the Port next
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: weekend April twenty fifth to the twenty seventh. Those will
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: be gone. So tickets to Francis sell us dot com.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Pomp Punk is going on tour. Please come see us.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: The tickets are selling actually surprisingly well. I just got
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: a text message about them. We're going to be in Chicago, Columbus, Nashville, DC, Philly.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: Chicago is in on May thirty. First come see that.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Never had to plug anything before.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 7: This is pretty fucking sweet. It is, It feels great, This.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Is fucking incredible. I feel like I'm having an impact, yes,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: probably like that. Those words alone probably sold thousands, at
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: least one hundred tickets time.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 7: All right, thank you guys for listening. Goodbye,