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Who Would Do That?..... Mia Khalifa - h8dit 9 · thxh8dit

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  I love. How both of you are waving at me
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  like no please don't. Like just I'm gonna flip the
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  table or something. I don't give a shit.
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  Flip. The table no.
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  Grown ass. Woman, she goes, yeah, I'm just
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  a slut. And I go, no, you're not a slut
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  until you fuck your your landlord.
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  And I slowly, like looked around my bookshelf and she's like, who
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  would do that? And then she looked over at me
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  and lost it. Mia Khalifa.
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  Yeah. What's up guys?
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  What's up guys? Disgusting.
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  It's your boys here. And we're back with another
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  Prime Video. Oh God.
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  Hated it. So I'm here with Amber and Ryan.
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  What I do? What I do?
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  I'm so tired. Yeah, I'm pretty exhausted.
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  I drove I think like a combined like 4 hours, 5 hours today.
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  Just today. And moved a house.
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  Technically 2. Twice in two days 2.
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  Houses in 2 days. Yeah.
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  Oh, I'm cooked. What do you got?
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  I got no like the reaction will get there but God I'm tired.
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  Well, I am equally as tired. I have been up incredibly late
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  every night this week. Yeah.
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  Just. Like 3 or 4 this morning.
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  Oh my God. And then up at like 7:30.
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  Yeah, I was up at like 7:30 and then I like looked at my clock
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  and I was like fuck this. Yeah.
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  Rolled back over, went to sleep, woke up at 8:30 and left.
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  I overslept my alarm by an hour. I didn't even hear it.
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  I didn't go to bed until 7:00, but I've known that your alarm
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  goes off like right at 7:00 or 7:15.
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  I knew I should have taken you to bed last night.
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  I was. I swear.
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  If I don't physically pick her up and take her to bed, she
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  stays up till seven. I'm I'm gonna start just taking
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  her inside. Just throw her over your
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  shoulder and. Just.
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  Walk away. Take me inside.
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  Night, night. But my fans, they love me, those
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  Nigerian Princess from Tiktok. Bro you got the market on lock.
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  It's so weird. They're like white girl what it
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  do like all of them. Like literally yeah.
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  Like I make I make a clothing brand white girl be my white
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  model. No my.
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  Crazy that is. That is TikTok to AT here.
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  My thing is is like I've come to realize now like what the spam
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  accounts are like on like to AT yeah but I have gotten mostly
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  like all of my new follower. I got like 200 followers in like
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  2 weeks on TikTok just for being live.
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  All of them are like from Africa and they.
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  Literally you're up when they're actually.
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  Supposed to be. So they'll literally like
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  they'll message me or they'll comment on the line on the live,
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  they'll be like, hey, do you want to be my friend?
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  What's up? Where are you from?
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  And I'm like, oh great. So then I was clocking it with
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  my friend Panda on live and we clocked it every exact 5
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  minutes. There was a new person going,
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  hi, how are you? Will you be my friend?
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  Would you like to be friends, be my friend?
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  Do you have a WhatsApp? And I'm like no.
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  Tiktok is known, that's why I just.
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  It's the CIA. I hate that.
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  Absolutely not. It's it's awful.
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  It's horrible, but it's terrible.
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  I like to meet the two or three new people that actually talk on
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  there. There is this one girl, what was
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  her name? Beautiful Queen Wolf.
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  Oh God. No, but she was adorable.
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  She. Kept like messaging me and panda
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  back and at one point she was like we were talking about pride
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  because happy pride month y'all and she was like slay queen but
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  she accidentally forgot the E in it so it was like qui.
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  So I went qui, qui, qui, qui, qui.
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  And so I started telling them, I'm like, if you gift me, every
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  time you gift me, I'll say Qui. Oh my God, you've turned into an
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  NPC. Jesus Christ, you've turned into
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  an NPC. Gross.
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  An NPC. Miles Morales NPC.
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  What is that? Honestly you would make a great
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  Gwen Stacy NPC. I don't know what that means.
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  That's. Gross.
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  But then literally people kept gifting me like I got like 30
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  gifts back-to-back it like in a row.
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  And I'm like, I'm not. I'm not saying qui 30 times.
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  That's insane. You are not an NPC.
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  You are not an NPC, but. What is that?
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  It's it was a trend. What is it?
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  The Miles Morales? First off, the Miles Morales,
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  dude, he's like, I'm done with that.
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  I can't do it anymore. No, he's he's just like, yeah,
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  Oh yeah, dude, it was awful. Basically it was this.
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  Non player character. That's what I.
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  Thought non player character and and on TikTok it was just these
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  people that were doing like motions as if they were like.
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  Idol, the character selector screen.
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  Yeah, where they're just kind of like.
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  Like the skater game, Tony Hawk? Yeah, yeah, really.
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  So that was their live and then when people gifted them
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  something they would like put a catch phrase to a Galaxy.
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  They're like, oh wow, Galaxy. Oh no, I told them.
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  And then hot dogs. Nom nom, nom, nom nom.
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  I lost that motion. That no, that was one of the
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  really. One of the guys, yeah.
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  Yeah, I think. It was like, I think it was like
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  Glizzy 's. I think it was like Glizzy's or.
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  Something. Yeah, it was Glizzy's.
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  Ultra Glizzy and he knew how to like make the sound with his
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  mouth and he was like like a bunch of people just kept
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  gifting him. It was unreal.
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  That's rough. Yeah, like the Internet
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  collectively said, we're done. Like we're done.
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  We're cooked if this is all we are now as a society, we're
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  we're done like we're we're completely spent.
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  We are brain dead. AI can take over.
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  We got nothing left. Basically.
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  We reached the end of the the episode and the God that was
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  bad, that was so many people were doing that as like every
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  single thing you swipe to is a Tiktok like NPC.
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  What's even crazier is I spent it worked 30 minutes from like
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  the actual Tiktok live like creator things, learning how to
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  make my lives better. Oh my God.
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  I mean, if that's what you wanna do, then I get it.
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  Wouldn't hurt I made $4.00 last night being on Tiktok.
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  What is the? Like I made 15 on twitch on
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  Friday. I was gonna say what's the
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  TikTok like conversion right? Like what do you have to do?
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  It's diamonds to cents, pretty much like 100 diamonds or
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  something is a dollar no 100. Is a cent a?
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  Cent. Oh, that's awful.
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  Yeah, it's TikTok. Terrible.
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  Disgusting. So it is.
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  So how twitch does it? Because I stream on twitch and
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  how they do it is their their currency is bits.
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  So 100 bits is $1.00, one bit is 1 cent.
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  Do do the people on Tiktok and Twitch have to buy the things
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  they're gifting you? Yes.
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  Yeah, so dumb. If you ever see me gift people,
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  it's from the gifts that I got. So like the four dollars, yeah,
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  I can convert that into like, Tiktok money and gift other
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  people. Jesus.
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  Christ. So my thing is, what I've been
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  doing specific specifically with that one person is whatever I
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  make off of my life, I'll help on her life.
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  So then we can all kind of help each other.
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  I've now started helping two other people on life.
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  Oh my. God, so I mean she's.
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  Becoming a discord mod. I was going to say she has a
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  mod. I don't even know what these
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  mean. So I love how you're like I got
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  200 followers from streaming and I don't know what a discord mod
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  is no so. I'm new to the game y'all.
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  It's just, I don't know, I guess if you're, if you're good at it,
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  there's nothing wrong with it. Like keep doing it and and get
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  bigger and and just direct the traffic to where you need it to
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  be. Panda is the one that keeps
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  wasting his money on these gifts.
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  Oh, dear. Yeah, he was like, probably 75%
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  of the gifts. I'm like, Panda, you ought to
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  fix your car. This dude, I follow him on.
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  I was gonna say Myspace now. Wow, Facebook.
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  He did that as well. His name is also Ryan.
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  Oh, gross. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
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  And if he ever listens to this, he'll know 'cause I haven't told
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  him yet, but I told him a whole bunch of stuff.
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  He goes, this sounds like he knows so much about your life
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  already, and I don't like it. And I'm like, what do you mean
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  so? That's not what I said, but yes.
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  To to wrap it up and to be nice, he he shares the same birthday
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  as Justin. He has the same name as you and
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  I had a 2000 Chevy Cavalier and he has a 2001 Chevy Cavalier in
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  2025. Yeah, total.
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  Science. And then there was like, other
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  things too, but Justin was not a fan.
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  Extra SUS. It was extra SUS.
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  Yeah. Oh, I don't know if.
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  Exclamation points are going up. Yeah, the red flags.
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  That's what I told her. I was like, there's so many red
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  flags and then it gets worse and worse and worse and worse the
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  more she talks. Like it just gets worse and I'm
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  like, OK, everything you just said is a red flag.
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  Like you're telling me they're like an identity thief?
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  Who's telling you they're so good at being an identity thief
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  like. What are?
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  You doing like I forgot about that.
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  I I just don't get it like. Pause really quick, 'cause I
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  don't know if we can talk about it, but last night while I was
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  on stream. So he works for a hotel, he
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  goes, Oh my God, there's a dead body in the room.
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  I said what? This morning, he said, some guy
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  strangled his girlfriend in A room.
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  Nah. I don't know if we can put that
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  on there, but I was like. I mean, you can put anything you
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  want as long as it's a lie. Like I'm the president.
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  Like I. Don't know.
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  See how I did that? I know.
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  But you. Do have good hair?
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  It is nice hair. It's a lot thinner than it was.
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  I'm I'm just, I'm just gracefully thinning like RFK.
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  It's just tapeworm. Politics.
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  Now where's the porn? Gross.
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  So it's on only fans? No.
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  City got an AI to edited his videos but it's like 5 bucks for
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  the thing and it and it's it's really worth.
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  It edit my videos. It was like, it's real, really
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  worth it for what it is. I'm like you're describing only
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  fans, but sure. Go.
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  I think we should do only fans and Ryan was very, very adamant
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  about it yesterday. Really, I don't know.
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  We were talking. Oh, OK, so I I was.
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  Boy, you clicked back on my. Yeah, no, no, I was hitting like
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  home. Run.
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  Just home, run after home. She would say something and I
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  was. Like, not on me, not hitting
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  home runs with me. Promise.
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  On my on you, on my God. Yeah, OK.
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  She said something, I don't remember exactly how it LED up
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  to it, but she said something about no, I'm a slut.
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  And I was like, you're not a slut until you've fucked your
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  land. Talking about because that
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  doesn't make sense. No, no, no, it's it LED up to
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  it. But she said, I love how both of
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  you. Are waving at me like no please
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  don't. Like just I'm gonna flip the
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  table or something. I don't.
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  Give a shit, flip the table. No.
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  Grown ass. Woman, she goes, Yeah, I'm just
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  a slut. And I go, no, you're not a slut
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  until you fuck your your landlord.
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  And I slowly, like looked around my bookshelf and she's like, who
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  would do that? And then she looked over at me
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  and lost it. Mia Khalifa.
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  Yeah. Did I show you that picture of
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  some like street vendor with like churros with her picture?
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  Yes, yes, you did. It's fantastic.
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  God, it's so good. Oh my God, why did I call myself
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  a slut now I don't freaking out. She turns 21 and immediately.
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  I must not. OK, hey, it's better than 17.
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  In her whole face. See, that's why you're on a list
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  'cause nobody even said anything about that.
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  Well, if I just turned 21, like like you say I am, and we've
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  been together for 11 years. Oh, so you're on a list?
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  It's like you're on the same age.
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  So you're 22 now. Oh. 22 See I I get like at. 22
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  You were taking body shots off of me.
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  Where's that? I, I, I see why Taylor Swift
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  like reminisces and like talks about her like younger years
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  when she's almost 40 gonna get cancelled immediately by the
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  Swifty. That's.
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  Fine, so it they I completely understand why she reminisces
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  about like the younger years, like some of them, not so much,
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  but no, but 22, man, 22. Oh, oh, it's such a good year.
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  We're closer to 40 than we are 20.
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  You are. I've been that way for three
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  years. That's.
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  Disgusting. Oh no.
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  Oh no. Like I've been paying taxes and
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  insurance for decades now. Hated it.
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  We we talked about that today with my dad.
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  My granny would have been 90 this year.
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  Damn. I know her mom lived at 88.
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  The guy that bought Dan's house across the street.
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  From dad, grandfather would have been, said Ed.
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  No different great grandfather. He would have been 95.
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  Yeah, I think. I think that checks out.
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  We're talking to dad's new neighbor.
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  No Dad bought Dan's house, he said.
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  He's like 79 or something. Really.
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  Yeah, he bought a house for $415,000 seventy 979 there.
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  I'm like, what the hell It yeah, it was like a 30 day close, so
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  it had to be like a good. 79. Holy hell.
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  Maybe 80 this year. That's in.
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  That's insane. I think in August, yeah, so.
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  He keeps breaking stuff at work. Yep, he's an old man.
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  He's like wait, wait, wait, wait.
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  He's not breaking stuff, he's breaking himself.
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  That's what I'm saying. Like literally like dropping
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  houses on himself. Poor guy, this guy literally
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  like he'll, he's awesome, like he doesn't give a shit 'cause
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  he's 79 years old, he does not give a shit.
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  He's well past the age of giving shits.
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  And there have been so many times while he's done a show
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  that he's just fallen and like, cut himself by accident and it
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  just, like, bleeds like crazy. So by show you mean your.
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  Job event marketing, yeah, OK. I just wanted to clarify.
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  So I was. On.
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  The same page, yeah. And then there was another time
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  where he went to the warehouse and this was when I wasn't able
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  to work. So like I couldn't help him or
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  anything like that. And one of the managers, he's
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  like 2324 at the at the office, he had to help Neil with his
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  stuff because everything on the cart fell and it literally like
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  cut him open again. And Neil was like, don't worry
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  about it. And because he's a manager, he
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  has to like, you know, do things by the books.
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  He's like, we gotta report this. He goes, if you guys fucking
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  tell me to report an injury one more goddamn time, I'm gonna
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  lose my shit. And I'm like.
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  He's constantly trying to get a bad enough injury to get
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  disability. And it.
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  Never works. He just gets a small cut and it
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  bleeds. He's like son of A.
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  Bitch I hope that for him to be 100% on this like if he could.
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  So he can go through what you're going through.
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  I don't think I'm ever going to get disability for life for that
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  company with the injury that I. Got exactly.
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  Yeah, I know. So they but I think.
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  He's. Older and he could get more of a
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  finite injury. They give him disability for one
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  year, yeah. That's that's life.
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  Yeah. Oh my God.
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  Exactly. Oh no.
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  That's why they don't want to give it to you, because you're
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  still 21. Oh.
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  My God, I'm not 21. I'm trying to make a fan base
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  here. OK, well then I'm 20.
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  One Mia Malkova, not not the other one.
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  I don't know who. You say Yokovic.
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  The other one, Malkova. I don't know who that.
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  Is not Khalifa Malkova. No, no.
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  Yeah, Khalifa is terrible. I don't know who Mia Malkova is.
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  Phenomenal. Congrats.
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  What's the other one? I.
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  See another porn star? Are we now on the porn stars?
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  Khalifa. Yeah, so.
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  Khalifa No, no. So.
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  Just said her name and you're like, what's the other one?
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  I'm really tired so so Khalifa is terrible.
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  She only made like 4 videos and they're all like dog water.
• 18:52
  I need this to be a react. You like spicy things, right?
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  Yeah. I hated that by the.
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  Way Lone River Ranch water spicy.
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  Don't you call nobody. We're not sponsored.
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  Lime I will. Redacted.
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  Redacted. Nope.
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  What's that Gina, Gina Linetti bit?
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  We're back, yeah. I'm going to lunch with
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  Redacted. You're not my supervisor.
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  You're not my supervisor. Supervisor.
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  I don't like jalapeno. It's disgusting.
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  Now imagine if you put that with that orange shit.
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  That was way too spicy for me. The blood orange.
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  What's crazy is. Spicy.
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  Shut up. It's.
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  Not even. Ginger.
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  It's not even jalapeno, they just added a bunch of citric
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  acid to make it like to make your brain think it's spicy.
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  It's not. So there is jalapeno in there
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  because I can taste it. And it's desert on the side.
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  Is it not just bitter? No, it's not really bitter.
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  Because I've had it and it's like, it makes my like the back
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  of my neck, like, yeah. It's the top end.
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  It's the top end. It it does have spice in it.
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  There is jalapenos in. It it doesn't say jalapenos, it
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  says natural flavors. Yeah, that's naturally.
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  It's probably the but. Yeah, no, they like, they like
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  unloaded citric acid and it makes, it makes the back of my
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  neck like like tighten up. Yeah, yeah, there is, there is
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  Citric. I feel like that's what they
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  inject in the models. It literally my whole like neck
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  was like that. Doesn't taste very good.
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  I had to cut it. Oh it yeah, it does say it right
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  there. I knew it said jalapeno
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  somewhere. Lime and jalapeno.
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  The there is jalapeno flavouring in there, so that might be part
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  of the natural flavouring because I I can taste it and I'm
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  not a huge fan of jalapenos because my name is back that.
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  Was my name in high school. Jalapeno.
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  Jalapeno flavouring. Jesus Christ, what the hell was
• 21:02
  that settled down? Attack terrible.
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  Comedic timing. You talked over each other and
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  me. And me the only important thing.
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  I'm setting up a joke and you talked over me.
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  That's our job. Hated it.
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  Jesus. Dad brought me onto the boat and
• 21:26
  he said he's going to have three TV's on the boat.
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  On the boat, it's a 35 foot boat.
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  He's in the kitchen, he's gonna have in the living room and the
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  bedroom. Yeah, he's gonna have a 65 inch
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  TV in the. Is that not nasty?
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  It's disgusting. I just so.
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  I literally had to cut it to get like some.
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  Of it, yeah, I know I can't. So 65 inch TV, You remember our
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  living room in the on the boat? Yes, that living room where the
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  TV was, he's gonna have a 65 inch.
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  Ours was a 50. All I can I think picture is.
• 21:59
  Like the whole window of the boat is gone.
• 22:01
  Yeah, the whole wall. Is just TV.
• 22:03
  Is just TV. All I can picture just with your
• 22:06
  dad, like nothing on your dad. But all I can picture when you
• 22:09
  say a 65 inch TV is one of those like massive TV's from like the
• 22:13
  90s and 2000s with like the box in the back.
• 22:16
  Oh yeah, no, just sitting straight up.
• 22:20
  Regular flat screen, but it's going to take off like the wall.
• 22:24
  He's got him mounted vertically. It's actually a good idea.
• 22:30
  He's just watch tik toks on there.
• 22:32
  That's really funny. Gross.
• 22:33
  He would, he would. I mean, he's retired, he can do
• 22:37
  whatever he wants. Connect up his nothing phone,
• 22:40
  Yeah, nothing to pro or whatever it is now whatever the that
• 22:45
  thing is awesome. That is so cool, $300 smartphone
• 22:50
  and it's baller. Yeah.
• 22:52
  It's so good. I might I might look into that.
• 22:55
  They just they don't visibles terrible with people, man.
• 22:59
  They're they're like you gotta run our phones or nothing, but
• 23:02
  like we don't care. Don't use our service.
• 23:04
  We don't want you here. Random question, and I just
• 23:08
  thought about it. I don't know if it's podcast
• 23:09
  material. Would you wanna join like my
• 23:12
  dad's and then you and I pay my dad to be on the line for AT and
• 23:17
  TI? Think we did that, didn't we?
• 23:20
  I did, I think him and his girl are on the line together.
• 23:24
  But if you do like a family of. Oh no, you had a you had a plan
• 23:27
  with your man. No, I didn't.
• 23:32
  I was. Like, hey girl.
• 23:33
  Oh, wait. No, I did.
• 23:34
  I did. No, no, OK.
• 23:36
  This is one of those Nigerian. Parties.
• 23:38
  No, No, no, no, no, no, no. This was before I refound Justin
• 23:43
  again, so if he ever hears this, fuck you.
• 23:46
  Anyways, so this kid, I turned 18, he was like, oh, you should
• 23:51
  have your own plan. We should be on a plan together.
• 23:54
  Literally no. So we literally went from, you
• 23:59
  know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about
• 24:03
  behind McDonald's next to your dad's old house.
• 24:07
  Yeah. We walked from his house.
• 24:11
  Why more all the way to Best Buy in.
• 24:17
  I think it was like summertime, like June or July or some shit
• 24:19
  like that, right? That's.
• 24:20
  Why we got longboards? I didn't know how to do that
• 24:23
  anyway. We all got longboards 'cause we
• 24:25
  were tired of walking around. We had talked about it for like
• 24:29
  a week and the plan was that him and I were going to get a plan
• 24:33
  together. We walk up to this Best Buy.
• 24:36
  I'm hot, I'm irritated, I don't know what the fuck I'm looking
• 24:39
  for. I'm already on a plan with my
• 24:41
  dad and he was the one that made me like decide to do all of
• 24:44
  this. Like I was getting the phone for
• 24:45
  free. Like I didn't have to do this
• 24:48
  step as a fucking adult and he made me do it.
• 24:52
  No, he didn't put a gun in my head, but he made me do it.
• 24:55
  I was about to ask what what what manufacturer gun did he
• 24:58
  hold to the back of your head? Once we finally get everything
• 25:01
  all situated and I find my phone, it took like an hour, 2
• 25:04
  hours for all of this shit to happen.
• 25:06
  I'm like, OK, so yeah, we're gonna go on, on his plan.
• 25:09
  He goes, no, you're getting your own plan.
• 25:11
  And I'm like, what? He was like, yeah, you're you're
• 25:15
  gonna get your own plan, right? And I'm like, he rethought.
• 25:18
  Then what he said, and then he was like, Jesus, it's gonna be
• 25:20
  really hard to text other bitches with you being on my
• 25:23
  plan. Oh my.
• 25:23
  God, that's it. I never thought of that.
• 25:25
  Yeah, he, he, he said what he said, and then he got there and
• 25:28
  he goes, fuck, you're gonna have access to all my shit.
• 25:31
  I can't have you on my plan because then you're gonna see me
• 25:34
  texting other bitches. Holy shit.
• 25:37
  So then I was already pissed off and I'm like, fine, fuck it,
• 25:39
  I'll be an adult. I'm already here, I'm already
• 25:42
  doing all this and I'm one of those people.
• 25:44
  I can't fucking say no. So then I did it and then.
• 25:47
  Level 7 susceptible. And then whole thing, whole
• 25:52
  thing, whole thing. He comes back from basic and he
• 25:55
  was like, I'm gonna put you on my phone line.
• 25:57
  I'm like, OK. And I was texting him and
• 26:02
  sending him nudes on his point. Quote UN Quote nudes.
• 26:07
  No, it wasn't nudes. I never sent you nudes until you
• 26:10
  got married. It's just different pictures of
• 26:12
  noodles she wants. It is and it's so annoying.
• 26:14
  It probably was. That it was like lizard pics.
• 26:17
  He was sending me nudes or. Half nudes lizard pics.
• 26:21
  Yeah. Well it's better than the Dick
• 26:25
  pics I send. I thought you were gonna say
• 26:27
  get. I really thought you were gonna
• 26:29
  say get. Do you send them next to the
• 26:31
  mini coke cans? No precise comparison, no.
• 26:36
  Oh, I heard one the other day. You take a Barbie hand and you
• 26:39
  put it on a stick, and then you use that to hold it up and
• 26:42
  you're like, disgusting. Exactly.
• 26:43
  Well, no, it looks massive. Yeah.
• 26:44
  I was like, that's so good. Oh my God, it's so good.
• 26:47
  A room full of veterans came up with that by the way, to.
• 26:50
  Me or show me what other bitch you're going to send it to.
• 26:53
  Say again. What's up?
• 26:55
  Can you send that to me? The Barbie hand.
• 26:57
  With your Dick or show me who you send it to.
• 27:02
  Who? I don't know, it was a joke.
• 27:05
  OK, OK, because you guys cut me off, sorry.
• 27:08
  Again. Again, no, the Dick pics I send
• 27:11
  is pictures of Dick Van Dyke. OK, so I just send.
• 27:15
  That's right, I forgot. Yes, yes.
• 27:17
  It's an unsolicited Dick Van Dyke pan Picture Dick.
• 27:22
  Van Dyke Pan. I was thinking Nixon.
• 27:26
  Or like really any Dick. I was thinking the same.
• 27:28
  Yeah. Like whose name is Richard?
• 27:30
  Like there's a. Richard Nixon.
• 27:32
  And then you get. Sutherland.
• 27:34
  No Keith Richards. No, no, you said Keith, and that
• 27:37
  was the first name to pop into my head, which is just awful.
• 27:40
  Awful, awful. Hated.
• 27:42
  It. We were talking about somebody
• 27:45
  the other day. The other day.
• 27:47
  The other day they mentioned who's that dickhead in the DoD
• 27:53
  that just died. Oh, Kissinger.
• 27:58
  Oh yeah, I forgot he was the thing.
• 28:00
  Yeah, so somebody mentioned Kissinger, and I don't think
• 28:02
  they were talking about Henry Kissinger.
• 28:04
  I think they were talking about like Renee, Renee Zellweger and
• 28:09
  somebody. I know, I'm aware, I know, I
• 28:11
  know. They said like Renee Kissinger
• 28:15
  or something. And I was like, are you talking
• 28:17
  about the actress? And then we got on the whole
• 28:19
  thing and he had. His faces.
• 28:22
  My mind went to Kissinger and I was like, I'm so glad he's dead.
• 28:26
  Like, I'm so glad he's dead. He he keeps.
• 28:32
  I don't know why I said he. She keeps confusing Weinstein
• 28:38
  with Winehouse. So literally annoying.
• 28:41
  The same day that I literally told you about the video or
• 28:45
  about the movie, I I had literally.
• 28:48
  Said it in the episode. Thing the same exact I was.
• 28:52
  Going to say Winehouse. But it's.
• 28:54
  Weinstein. Same exact.
• 28:57
  Oh, Harvey Word. Yes.
• 29:00
  I'm like, who the hell is Weinstein?
• 29:01
  Like I have no idea who you're talking.
• 29:03
  About word for word what was in the episode, I told him already
• 29:09
  in the podcast, yeah, that he had done like he uploaded it
• 29:14
  like that night or the the day after.
• 29:17
  You retold him I. RE told him the same thing and
• 29:21
  heard it in real time. Mm hmm.
• 29:26
  I'm so sorry, I repeat. Shit.
• 29:29
  I'm my mother's daughter. This dog's OK.
• 29:33
  I it was like I heard it. I didn't know.
• 29:36
  My mom. Yes, yes.
• 29:38
  My mom tells me the same story, no shit like 3 or 4 different
• 29:42
  times. I fucking hated it.
• 29:49
  I hate it. Oh my God.
• 29:52
  So for those who can't see, for those who can't see on the
• 29:56
  camera, we we got a new podcast desk.
• 29:59
  We moved it from the living room into the office.
• 30:01
  We have our own studio now. Ryan so graciously let us use
• 30:05
  part of his space and we we have a new, we have a new desk and
• 30:09
  it's amazing. But now Ryan and I can lock our
• 30:12
  toes together like we're holding hands.
• 30:14
  And that's one of Amber's like absolute no nose.
• 30:18
  It's really funny. When she's asleep, I'll wrap my
• 30:20
  toes in between hers. And she she wakes.
• 30:23
  Up and like almost throws up and then falls back asleep.
• 30:25
  It's really funny. Is that why I can't sleep at
• 30:28
  night anymore? Why you don't?
• 30:29
  Yeah, yeah. I, I want to get like two more
• 30:34
  of these chairs that I'm in so that you guys can have these
• 30:37
  chairs as well because these are fantastic, but they have a
• 30:43
  extended like foot rest that comes out of the.
• 30:46
  Yeah. And that's what I have my foot
• 30:48
  up on now, which is why. I can't believe you did that.
• 30:54
  Why not? You hate feet.
• 30:55
  You hate your feet. You hate your toes.
• 30:58
  I'll be honest, if it's at the expense of making you cringe,
• 31:01
  I'll do anything. He won't let me touch his feet,
• 31:05
  he won't let me give him foot massages or anything like that.
• 31:08
  They're ticklish. What do you want?
• 31:10
  I thought it was other thing, yeah.
• 31:13
  I don't. Know the gross thing?
• 31:16
  I have no idea, They're just ticklish.
• 31:17
  Oh, that. I thought that was the fungus
• 31:20
  thing. No.
• 31:21
  Oh. He is a fun guy so.
• 31:24
  Yeah. Hated it.
• 31:27
  I was gonna explain it. I was like, fun fungi.
• 31:34
  Jesus Christ's episode it's gonna be.
• 31:36
  Ridiculous it is. Yep.
• 31:37
  I think we're all like completely sleep deprived and
• 31:40
  losing our minds. Yeah, I didn't get up until like
• 31:43
  1. I took a nap.
• 31:46
  I was up at 9:00 and then back up at 10, 10.
• 31:50
  You left at like 10:15. Yeah, I'll say I went to bed at.
• 31:55
  Would you use the cash for food? Oh, OK.
• 32:00
  I'm sorry, I was curious. No, I didn't want to get coffee
• 32:04
  and breakfast here. I was just wanted to get the
• 32:06
  fuck out the door. I was like, I got it, I gotta
• 32:08
  go. Heard.
• 32:10
  If I hadn't slept in for like an hour, I would have done it.
• 32:13
  But I, I was already an hour late and thank God I got up and
• 32:17
  got out when I did 'cause that like the time that we had was
• 32:20
  perfect. I got back at like 618 and I
• 32:25
  said 630 like I was, I was moving everything I had, man.
• 32:31
  We got we started talking. I had.
• 32:34
  I can't do that. I gotta get something that's
• 32:36
  actually good. Sorry.
• 32:38
  Oh, the spice water. No, I like the setup though.
• 32:44
  I like it. I'm gonna paint this if we use
• 32:47
  this. Well, I was thinking either we
• 32:49
  painted or we use that vinyl that you had on the boat.
• 32:52
  We've got 2 rolls here. I.
• 32:54
  Could do that. I would say let's hold off on
• 32:58
  doing that. Like painting until we get V2,
• 33:02
  Yeah, because we're not going to put this on camera.
• 33:05
  This is a temporary setup. Yeah, Until, yeah, you know,
• 33:09
  whatever. Because it's just a door.
• 33:11
  That's all it is. Literally.
• 33:13
  But it's fantastic. Literally a door.
• 33:15
  Literally a. Door I ripped off the hinges
• 33:17
  because it wouldn't open all the way and it.
• 33:20
  Pissed like even the legs. The door.
• 33:21
  Yeah, the is the door. Is.
• 33:23
  It and then the foot of the leg. I turned the door sideways.
• 33:27
  Yeah. It's.
• 33:28
  Fantastic. It's just a door.
• 33:29
  It actually works really well. Really.
• 33:31
  Well, yeah, it's fantastic. Put the cords in.
• 33:34
  It. Yeah, that's the doorknob.
• 33:35
  That's the doorknob. It's so good.
• 33:38
  I'm not an idiot. No V2 will have to have like
• 33:43
  cable management. Tuesdays and bank holidays only.
• 33:47
  I like the cut throughs for the cables but I also I have four
• 33:52
  cup holders in the truck that are 4 boats.
• 33:56
  You literally just cut a big hole out of something and drop
• 33:59
  the cup holder in and now it's a cup.
• 34:00
  Holder I need a wine glass holder.
• 34:02
  Yeah, it's big enough. It's like it's the big dogs.
• 34:05
  It's one of the. It's the ones that were on Dad's
• 34:06
  boat, the pontoon I. Remember OK.
• 34:09
  So you should. Take the pontoon boat.
• 34:10
  Oh no, we sold that. Just kidding.
• 34:11
  Yeah, pontoon's gone. I didn't tell you Scooter's
• 34:15
  gone. The the grey boat from the front
• 34:17
  yard. On the left, looking at the
• 34:20
  house. Yep, I.
• 34:21
  Don't know Scooter in the trailer is gone.
• 34:23
  And today we brought his his 59, the red boat with the other
• 34:28
  trailer over to Earl's and then the big pontoon trailer that he
• 34:33
  bought originally with the pontoon boat.
• 34:36
  The big, huge trailer on the side on the right.
• 34:39
  The pontoon trailer, Yeah, on the right.
• 34:43
  Yeah, you told me that one. All of them were gone.
• 34:45
  Yeah, you told me the only thing left to Dad's house today, right
• 34:48
  now, is the big boat. Nice.
• 34:50
  What about inside? No, I'm saying like of boats.
• 34:54
  So no trailers, no boats, nothing.
• 34:56
  When are you taking the boat again?
• 34:58
  Friday. OK, Yeah.
• 35:00
  Friday. I'm excited.
• 35:02
  I say we're gonna run the big boat again.
• 35:03
  Honestly, you should come. Who's gonna take us home?
• 35:11
  That's a good point, yeah. I might whatever you want.
• 35:14
  I might have. PT though on Friday, yeah.
• 35:17
  Well, I don't know. It's it's like whenever so we
• 35:20
  can run it whenever. It's like whenever.
• 35:22
  It's like whenever. Whenever happy pride month
• 35:25
  y'all. Juneteenth Baby.
• 35:28
  I'm not. I don't.
• 35:32
  Have I am so looking forward to tomorrow like I literally.
• 35:36
  Juneteenth. I can't wait for tomorrow.
• 35:39
  He's. Very much an old white guy
• 35:41
  living in. His I get to mow my grass.
• 35:44
  That's true. I am so excited.
• 35:48
  You have to bag it. You got to bag it, yes.
• 35:50
  What are you going to do with the bag?
• 35:52
  You put it in the compost. Oh, we're the old whites.
• 35:57
  We compost our grass. Clipping we also have to do. 40
• 35:59
  now. We all have.
• 36:01
  We also have to do the secondary.
• 36:03
  That's I'm gonna use those to start that.
• 36:05
  OK, I'm gonna leave that other one completely alone.
• 36:07
  Let it finish. And we're not, yeah, 'cause it's
• 36:09
  been anything else with that. It's been a while.
• 36:11
  Two months. Do with the compost.
• 36:13
  It just turns to dirt. That's compost.
• 36:15
  Compost is just. With it.
• 36:17
  Oh, you level your lawn? Yeah.
• 36:18
  So you're gonna get what, 5050 mix of just fill dirt and that
• 36:25
  stuff and then level the front yard that we just seeded because
• 36:30
  it's just all wonky and stuff. But we'll level it so it's nice
• 36:34
  and flat. And then the the Bermuda and
• 36:38
  Zoysia that we laid down is going to pop through that that
• 36:41
  leveling and it's going to be just thick matte of beautiful
• 36:47
  grass. I'm excited.
• 36:48
  He's going to get a real mower. God, we went off on a highway.
• 36:52
  Your neighbors are gonna hate you.
• 36:54
  We drifted. I'm not gonna get a real mower.
• 36:56
  I like my Ryobi. Really.
• 36:58
  I really. I really like the.
• 37:00
  Ryobi or Ryobi it? Doesn't matter.
• 37:02
  He's from the North. It's a Ryobi.
• 37:04
  No, apparently he's from Midwest South.
• 37:08
  I've also been saying Peppercini's which apparently
• 37:11
  annoys people down here. So Peppercini's.
• 37:14
  That's the only thing I found out I'm allergic to.
• 37:17
  Literally, I told him that, yeah, he bought a pep pizza.
• 37:22
  I was going to say pepperoni. He bought a pizza yesterday.
• 37:25
  He literally comes up to me, he goes, I'm going to fuck this
• 37:31
  pizza and then I'm going to throw up.
• 37:33
  And I was like, cool, I. Ate it in one.
• 37:36
  Sentence. That's an amazing sentence.
• 37:39
  I'm going to fuck this pizza and then I'm going to throw up.
• 37:42
  Yeah. Like.
• 37:43
  So he said that in my. 20s say fuck I said fuck this up I just.
• 37:48
  No, he definitely said that he's going to fuck this pizza and
• 37:50
  then throw up. And then he goes and he shows me
• 37:54
  and he goes. It's so beautiful.
• 37:57
  Do you wanna slice like kind of apprehensively?
• 38:00
  Yeah, like don't. Say yes.
• 38:01
  I was gonna say yeah, please no. I was hoping she would be like
• 38:04
  no. And I'm like, no, I'm good.
• 38:08
  And he's literally just like petting it and like smelling it.
• 38:12
  And I was like, what's the green stuff?
• 38:14
  Bell Peppers, He goes. No pepper and Cheney's.
• 38:16
  I was like, do not let Justin eat it.
• 38:18
  He goes, but he's gonna. Be home way after I finished.
• 38:22
  No, you're like, he's not like he's not going to.
• 38:25
  And I was like, no, but if you have any left, he will eat it.
• 38:28
  I was like, lick it so he won't eat it.
• 38:30
  He goes, no, you don't understand.
• 38:32
  He can't eat it. And I was like, I know he's
• 38:34
  allergic. He doesn't listen.
• 38:36
  He goes, no, bitch, I'm gonna eat the whole fucking thing in
• 38:39
  one sitting. And I was like, oh.
• 38:41
  Was it an 18 inch? It's a 14 inch OK.
• 38:43
  It looked 18. It was a It was a Pizza Hut
• 38:47
  large. OK, I was about to like come
• 38:50
  over the table at you. No, but I probably would have
• 38:53
  finished. Tonight.
• 38:55
  Sure. Do you want pizza tonight?
• 38:57
  No, I got Italian beef Stromboli.
• 39:00
  I say he's not allowed to have anything.
• 39:03
  He's allowed to have a salad or I'll come over the table at him.
• 39:06
  You ate a whole pizza to yourself?
• 39:08
  Yeah, you're doing so good. Why?
• 39:10
  Are you gaslighting him right now?
• 39:11
  That's. The only thing I ate all day
• 39:14
  yesterday. Apart from the Klondike bars.
• 39:16
  I didn't eat a Klondike. Bar yesterday, every night.
• 39:19
  He didn't I fucking. Love Klondike, Don't don't you
• 39:23
  gaslight me. I see what I see in the eyelash.
• 39:25
  I. Did not.
• 39:26
  I did not eat a Klondike bar yesterday though because I only
• 39:28
  have one left and it's the zero sugar vanilla Klondike bar.
• 39:37
  What the hell was that? I heard that not I heard the
• 39:41
  microphone, but through my ear and it.
• 39:44
  Was. It I tried to breathe in and I
• 39:46
  was like, I have wine, I should swallow that.
• 39:49
  I'm going to find the most. Disgusting me.
• 39:51
  Like I'm going to find the most disgusting gulp noise and pull
• 39:54
  it over that point. Your hands cold.
• 39:56
  I'm freezing, I'm so cold. I'm so hot.
• 39:59
  We should have CCS tonight. It's definitely me.
• 40:01
  I'm. Fucking I was going to say yes
• 40:03
  because I am. Oh no, I caught the vid.
• 40:06
  No, you've just been working hard.
• 40:08
  Plus, you're a freaking mammoth. 95°.
• 40:12
  Do I go to Cici's tonight? I veto Cici's, but I will do
• 40:19
  pizza. Cici's is disgusting.
• 40:22
  You're. Disgusting.
• 40:23
  We can order in that's. Fine, it's totally up to you I.
• 40:26
  Am salad, OK salad and noodles. Salad and nudes.
• 40:35
  And salmon rolls. And cinnamon rolls and.
• 40:38
  Salmon rolls. I wouldn't mind like.
• 40:41
  Breakfast. Breakfast.
• 40:44
  It's the best video. It's.
• 40:46
  So good, they're actually my favorite.
• 40:48
  They they made that video themselves.
• 40:50
  They came up with all of that. They just got help with like
• 40:53
  filming it. I have to say it at one point on
• 40:55
  the podcast What Helmets? You don't.
• 40:59
  I do. You don't have to do anything.
• 41:01
  Nobody has a gun to your head. Just like the AT&T store, like
• 41:05
  you don't have to say anything. God.
• 41:09
  Be like a Ryan Gosling and gangster squad and just cock
• 41:15
  that shotgun one handed. Gangster Squad?
• 41:19
  Yeah. Which one is that?
• 41:21
  That's the one we watched together the the 1940s.
• 41:25
  That's right. I forgot he was a kid.
• 41:28
  Oh, yeah, like a child. Yeah, I forgot.
• 41:30
  I. Forgot about that.
• 41:32
  Well, it's because the years ago the lead is who is it?
• 41:35
  Drawer Butler? No, Tom Hardy?
• 41:38
  What? Is his name, it's.
• 41:41
  Oh, it's Brolin. That's right.
• 41:42
  I was like, I was like one of those Marvel guys, like, anyway.
• 41:47
  It's Brolin Gosling, Emma Stone. Emma Stone's in it.
• 41:52
  Yeah, I smoke show in that movie.
• 41:55
  I fucking love her so she's. She's fantastic.
• 41:58
  I love Ryan Gosling and his wife but him and Emma still need to
• 42:03
  get together. Who's his wife in real life?
• 42:07
  Fuck, what's her name? Is it the chick Ramoner family?
• 42:13
  Sofia Vergara? Oh, I thought, that's who he's
• 42:17
  doing. What's her name?
• 42:19
  I have no idea. She's in Hitch.
• 42:21
  Jamie, pull that up. She's in Hitch.
• 42:24
  The main female character in Hitch.
• 42:26
  Jamie's dead, Jamie. 'S dead.
• 42:32
  He's slumped over. He's had one too many, one too
• 42:35
  many beers. I still that's one of my
• 42:37
  favorite moments from. One too many of.
• 42:39
  Those spicy heart. Salt Eva Mendes, Her brother
• 42:42
  plays for the Rockets, I. Don't know.
• 42:48
  Who's her brother? You know, Jamie, pull that up.
• 42:52
  Do I? Yeah, I promise she'll say his
• 42:55
  name and you'll be like, Oh yeah, hit her.
• 42:57
  You knew who The oldest guy for the fucking.
• 43:00
  That's are you talking? Is he a baseball player?
• 43:04
  Yes. Literally the last name Mendez.
• 43:07
  Is he still alive? Yeah.
• 43:09
  Are you sure? I mean, he might have O Deed.
• 43:12
  He's a baseball player. No, Just Sophie.
• 43:15
  No. What was the other chick?
• 43:16
  Eva Mendez. Her brother.
• 43:20
  Dude never played baseball. What the hell is he playing?
• 43:24
  Is it basketball? No.
• 43:26
  What's he play? Nothing.
• 43:29
  Carlo Mendez. Born in Los Angeles, raised in
• 43:32
  Miami to Cuban parents, he's the brother of actress Mendez.
• 43:36
  He absolutely played baseball 1. Carlo is everything you.
• 43:40
  Just said. Carlo is a highly trained actor
• 43:43
  studied under Notable Acting Coach.
• 43:46
  There's a famous female actress and her brother is a baseball
• 43:51
  player. Yeah, not him.
• 43:52
  And they were of Spanish descent.
• 43:54
  I just don't remember what. Wow, racist.
• 43:56
  Spanish is racist. Why?
• 43:58
  Because. I said Eva Mendes.
• 43:59
  So her brother has to be a baseball player because they're
• 44:02
  Spanish? What?
• 44:03
  I know what the fuck where did I don't?
• 44:08
  I don't attack. Attack.
• 44:11
  Attack on Titan I got through like the first three seasons.
• 44:15
  I can't watch anime. No, this dude is actually still
• 44:18
  alive. Google said that.
• 44:20
  The Dude. Carlo Mendez.
• 44:22
  And then there's a sibling, Carlos Mendez Junior, who Od'd.
• 44:29
  Said died from. Cancer died from cancer, yes,
• 44:32
  good Lord, but he wasn't in anything either.
• 44:39
  You might be talking about Longoria, who is married to Eva
• 44:47
  Longoria. I don't know.
• 44:51
  Jamie, pull that up, please. He can't.
• 44:54
  He's dead, remember? Oh yeah, Africa.
• 44:57
  Yes. Eva Longoria, Yes, you're
• 44:59
  talking. Eva Longoria, yes, you're
• 45:01
  correct. Yes, her brother is Evan, which
• 45:05
  is Eva Longoria with an N So Eva Longoria Evan.
• 45:13
  What's really funny? It's the same person.
• 45:15
  On my thing. She just plays baseball in the
• 45:18
  offseason. Legit it pulled up.
• 45:21
  Yeah, like I was right. No.
• 45:25
  OK, but I was. No.
• 45:31
  Yeah. Remember we were talking about A
• 45:34
  list actors, actresses and shit and we couldn't think of female
• 45:39
  actresses? Like me and Malkova.
• 45:42
  I don't know, yeah, who that is. Rachel McAdams a she from Kane.
• 45:49
  Queens. No.
• 45:51
  Wow, I hate you. It's beautiful.
• 45:55
  The Notebook Mean Girls. Oh yeah.
• 45:58
  I don't know who that. Is what do you want?
• 46:00
  What do you what? Do you want?
• 46:05
  You've seen her in shit. Sure.
• 46:08
  She's beautiful, OK? She's amazing.
• 46:10
  OK, awesome. What's crazy is she looks
• 46:13
  nothing like her own purse. Like she doesn't even look like
• 46:18
  her as. Regina George, yes, I know.
• 46:22
  But in the notebook. Excuse you.
• 46:24
  Was it? She's 46.
• 46:28
  Eva Longoria. Rachel McAdams.
• 46:30
  Rachel McAdams. She's mommy.
• 46:32
  OK, so I've seen her but I don't I.
• 46:35
  I'm telling you, she's very close to being like superior.
• 46:40
  Mommy, huh? Oh yeah, apparently she.
• 46:42
  Was in wedding crashers, I don't remember her in.
• 46:44
  That I've never seen. That OK, so so far everything
• 46:48
  other than wedding crashers I haven't seen what's.
• 46:51
  That. Anything with a female lead.
• 46:57
  Yeah, so I haven't seen The Notebook Mean Girls.
• 46:59
  About Time. The Vow, the.
• 47:02
  Bow. Red Eye Doctor Strange.
• 47:04
  Time. Travelers Wise Sherlock Holmes,
• 47:07
  There are two on this list. She isn't that I did not.
• 47:11
  Just watch Sherlock Holmes together.
• 47:15
  I. Watched for like 5 seconds and.
• 47:17
  The girl that's like the main woman that's with Robert Downey
• 47:21
  Junior, that's Rachel McAdams. Any Sure?
• 47:22
  Yeah. But no Wedding Crashers and The
• 47:25
  Hot Chick are the only two on. This list that I've actually.
• 47:27
  Seen and I haven't. Jessica, the hell was that?
• 47:33
  It's the what's his face? Is that from Mario?
• 47:39
  Schneider, Rob Schneider turns like body swaps into a high
• 47:44
  school. Yes.
• 47:47
  So it's me. So she's addicted to like the
• 47:52
  Billy Madison universe. I hate them, all of them.
• 47:58
  There's two movies from Adam Sandler.
• 48:00
  I don't like anything from Rob Schneider.
• 48:01
  I don't like anything from Dave David Spade.
• 48:05
  I don't like anything from Mark Normand or Jesus Christ Norm
• 48:10
  McDonald. I don't like any of them.
• 48:12
  I literally like 2 from Adam Sandler.
• 48:15
  You know what's crazy is that Click got like an Oscar nom or
• 48:18
  something. Really.
• 48:19
  Yes, dude, there's a. Click Movie.
• 48:22
  Got an Oscar nomination. I don't mind it, I wouldn't say
• 48:25
  it's one of my favorites, but. Back in the day for what it like
• 48:29
  how it was, I think it. People go to see Adam Sandler
• 48:33
  and they see Henry Winkler die. They're like, Oh my God, that.
• 48:36
  Is that the font? Charles Walk, though that's not
• 48:40
  his name. What is his name?
• 48:41
  What is his name? Did the font just die in front
• 48:44
  of us? Christopher Christopher Walken.
• 48:47
  They all start crying. They're like, Oh my God, it's
• 48:49
  Oscar. Christopher Walken, I said.
• 48:52
  Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, I don't.
• 48:55
  Even and then Kate Beckinsale. The God or is he?
• 48:57
  Yes, the devil like. He's like both.
• 49:01
  So he's not the God, clearly. Might be God.
• 49:04
  I said on my way out the door at work the other day, call me an A
• 49:08
  list celebrity because I'm Christopher walking out this
• 49:11
  door. Thanks, Hayden.
• 49:21
  There's some good stuff right there.
• 49:22
  Oh. It's so stupid.
• 49:25
  Oh my God, so stupid. Honestly best joke you've ever
• 49:32
  had. That's a lie.
• 49:34
  He found it off a Reddit. Yeah, I'm actually not funny.
• 49:40
  All of my jokes are just from Reddit.
• 49:42
  There's nothing wrong with that either.
• 49:44
  You you just have to let people know like like the Carrot Top
• 49:49
  from kill Tony. He was like, it's not my bit,
• 49:51
  it's a Louis CK bit. Don't laugh.
• 49:53
  Yes, like don't laugh at it. It's a Louis CK bit.
• 49:56
  He's like, I just really like the bit he.
• 49:58
  Really does like. For somebody that's been on
• 50:03
  steroids for 20 years. He literally comes out with a
• 50:07
  case study. He's like, see, it's fine.
• 50:10
  Like everybody's fine. Relax.
• 50:14
  We need to finish that if you haven't already.
• 50:17
  I need that nap first, but yeah, no I agree.
• 50:21
  No, he looks really good and he still has it.
• 50:26
  He's still fine. I like his bits.
• 50:29
  You'll only get better. Yeah.
• 50:31
  I don't know, I don't know. I don't comic I wouldn't say you
• 50:35
  only get better because Jeff Dunham has not gotten better.
• 50:40
  And he's dude from Employee of the Month.
• 50:44
  Dane Cook. Yeah.
• 50:46
  Andy. Dick, Andy.
• 50:47
  Dick, yeah. So Dane Cook is a tragedy.
• 50:52
  Yeah, he was good. Like, I don't like people are
• 50:55
  like, oh, Nickelback sucks Dick. I'm like Nope, you just hated it
• 50:58
  because it was cool to hate it. Like.
• 51:01
  No, I was fine. I I enjoyed Nickelback.
• 51:03
  Dane Cook was fine. Yeah.
• 51:05
  He was funny. He he literally had the circle
• 51:08
  of death as is like are you serious?
• 51:11
  You think you can talk shit like no, I and they're like, well,
• 51:16
  all he did was make Tyrannosaurus noises and it's
• 51:19
  like, it's weird. I didn't see your hour long
• 51:22
  special at the circle of death. What did you do?
• 51:26
  And it's like, well, yeah, shut your mouth.
• 51:28
  Like I I I'm not even like a Dane Cook fan.
• 51:32
  No, I. Don't talk shit.
• 51:34
  Like was fantastic. I hope he runs you over like
• 51:38
  right in front of. You missed it by that much,
• 51:44
  Yeah. So sausage fingers just a little
• 51:50
  little. Dubbies little.
• 51:53
  Dubbies just no but. You flip the table, it comes
• 51:57
  off. Yeah, just flip you.
• 51:59
  RIP a table off. It pulls the the whole thing out
• 52:03
  of the wall. I know that's not possible, but
• 52:05
  I flip the table. Out of the.
• 52:06
  Concrete out of the concrete it just.
• 52:08
  Stamps the concrete. How?
• 52:11
  I'm like, you're putting the next one in, Yeah.
• 52:13
  This wall falls down. What?
• 52:16
  Honestly. Honestly, it could from the 80s
• 52:23
  in the middle of a ghetto in Florida, you might actually pull
• 52:26
  a wall down. Like you open it up and there's
• 52:29
  money inside. You're like.
• 52:33
  So we may. Be it's not concrete dust.
• 52:37
  Exactly. It's just no, this, this was a
• 52:39
  rough, this was a rough area, dude.
• 52:42
  Like we were over here 10 years ago.
• 52:43
  I think we talked about it like on a recent episode, we were
• 52:46
  over here like 3 streets down like a decade ago and it was
• 52:50
  like we, we literally can't move here.
• 52:52
  Like I, I want to, I love this house.
• 52:56
  I want this house 10A decade ago.
• 52:59
  And I'm like, we, we just can't, like it just can't happen.
• 53:03
  Sanford has really grown up. It's it's such a strange town.
• 53:07
  I never expected it to become what it is and seeing it from
• 53:12
  literally like a full decade ago to now is so weird.
• 53:19
  Like gentrification for sure, but it's like it's it's such a
• 53:26
  weird, I don't know, it's a mix. It really is.
• 53:30
  Like it's like half the time it literally just becomes like a
• 53:35
  shithole. Like people hate going there now
• 53:37
  because it just, they'd lost what it was that made it special
• 53:43
  in the 1st place that made people want to be there.
• 53:45
  And Sanford's like, Nope, I'm not going anywhere.
• 53:49
  You can eat it. And it's I love.
• 53:51
  I love. Sanford, the town downtown area
• 53:53
  is fantastic. They have events like they just
• 53:57
  had the hurricane party. Weston just hosted the hurricane
• 54:00
  party, yes, And that was a hit, like 95° weather on a Sunday.
• 54:08
  And the entire festival area was packed with people, just
• 54:15
  shoulder to shoulder people. So I mean all of the events are
• 54:22
  doing something right? They're braver than me.
• 54:24
  Yeah, Pints and Paws went off with just excellent.
• 54:32
  They do Porch Fest had like they it was somewhere in the realm of
• 54:37
  like 40 to 50,000 people downtown.
• 54:39
  What? Yeah, that's crazy.
• 54:42
  What's that place? What's that place?
• 54:44
  Who went to the in Cocoa for the boat?
• 54:49
  River Walk it's. Not the we.
• 54:55
  Went to We went to Cocoa for Revolution.
• 54:59
  Yeah, but it's the City Walk Park or something like that or
• 55:04
  not City Walk, River Walk and then.
• 55:06
  Is it called River walk? I thought it was like you,
• 55:08
  Gallo. It was like a pirate test is
• 55:14
  what you're thinking of. The one where we saw revolution?
• 55:17
  Yeah. It's called.
• 55:18
  River Walk. Oh OK.
• 55:19
  Anyway, I thought it was a completely different place, but
• 55:22
  I thought I'm assuming she's right.
• 55:24
  She always is. So what I want to do is take the
• 55:28
  big boat, the trawler, and run it up the coast and come back
• 55:32
  down. There's this concert hall and it
• 55:36
  looks like a mini like Red Rocks.
• 55:42
  Oh, OK, yeah. The big amphitheater, exactly.
• 55:45
  And it's outside and it's on the water.
• 55:48
  Yeah. So we went last time and it was
• 55:51
  95° and we were melting. Just miserable.
• 55:56
  Couldn't even enjoy the show. It was so hot.
• 55:59
  River, riverfront. OK, yeah.
• 56:01
  So we we went there and I was like, that's what we need to do.
• 56:04
  Because like 100 people pulled up in their boats and they all
• 56:08
  tied up to get to each other in a line outside the, I mean,
• 56:13
  literally 20 feet from us is the water and all the boats are all
• 56:18
  lined up together. And I'm like, OK, when we get a
• 56:20
  boat, we're going to go do that. So I got this 1966 saltwater and
• 56:28
  I was going to go take us out there to go see the river, walk
• 56:33
  front riverfront. And we never did make it out.
• 56:36
  But now that we got the big boat, we can take the whole
• 56:38
  fucking clan out. Podcast episode.
• 56:41
  Yeah. That's a good idea.
• 56:43
  I'll invite. For a video.
• 56:45
  I'll invite Eric. For a video event out there,
• 56:48
  that would be sick. Lead single revolution.
• 56:53
  Could you do that? I love him.
• 56:56
  Technically it's a media company.
• 56:57
  You can do whatever you want. So hey man.
• 57:01
  Hey, man. You wanna come hang out on the
• 57:03
  boat and smoke a blizzy like? For Izzy.
• 57:07
  Yeah, you can just do that. I don't.
• 57:10
  It's a free country. Thankfully, we're not China yet.
• 57:12
  But you just do stuff. That was the place.
• 57:18
  I don't like your your face. You're like, where am I doing?
• 57:21
  No. Look at look.
• 57:22
  At your face, you. Know I'm awesome, but you just
• 57:26
  you have that air of yes, I'm him.
• 57:30
  Your boy is cooked. Yeah, yo, yeah, you're 100%.
• 57:32
  I'm not even there. Yeah, you're, you're more there
• 57:36
  than I am right now that. Was us on the way?
• 57:39
  We literally we got there. We put like, like we gave our
• 57:45
  ticket just to make sure, but we didn't like the band that was
• 57:48
  playing. And then the next guy was J
• 57:51
  Bouge, and I liked him at the time.
• 57:53
  J Bouge was good. J Bouge was good.
• 57:55
  We've seen, we've seen him I think two or three different
• 58:00
  times. But we decided we were like,
• 58:04
  well, we don't know if like we can smoke in public 'cause this
• 58:08
  was 2016 before it was like legalizing shit.
• 58:12
  So we were like, yeah, and shit. And we were like, we don't know
• 58:18
  if we can like smoke on the lawn or like whatever.
• 58:21
  So we went back into our car and literally hot box a whole ass
• 58:28
  joint. And then I think you started
• 58:30
  taking another bit. And I was like, no, no, no, it's
• 58:33
  way too much. And that was the the whiskey
• 58:37
  flask that had the. The cigar holder, the.
• 58:41
  Cigar holder. In the flask.
• 58:43
  We had things in it. Yeah, it was a whole flask and
• 58:47
  then you flip the corner up and it's a cigar holder, but now
• 58:49
  it's a blunt holder. We it was the coolest.
• 58:52
  I don't know where it went. It's the coolest thing I've ever
• 58:54
  owned. One of those boxes.
• 58:55
  I know I kept it. Oh my God, I was.
• 58:58
  I was so happy with that thing. We had like go on a motorcycle
• 59:01
  ride with a flask and like one cigar, the cutters in your shirt
• 59:06
  pocket and you're just, you're just the coolest guy who's ever
• 59:09
  lived. Like but riding a Harley down a
• 59:12
  mountain Rd. with a wow God. But yeah, we went there and you
• 59:19
  had a regular flask. I had my flask that the one that
• 59:23
  had the holder. So it's like half of a flask.
• 59:26
  I had half of like the Bacardi. You had like some sort of
• 59:28
  whiskey. So we were cross faded like
• 59:33
  crazy and. That's I was spent.
• 59:36
  I was completely. It was such a good night.
• 59:39
  What a show, what a concert. And then?
• 59:43
  I remember we got like foot long.
• 59:45
  Margaritas. Was it margaritas?
• 59:47
  It was margaritas. Frozen margaritas with tequilas.
• 59:51
  In it margs. Yards.
• 59:53
  No. It was bad yardsticks.
• 59:55
  Oh, yardstick, That's right. Yardstick Margs.
• 59:58
  She had two. It did, I know on top of shots
• 1:00:02
  and. Have you met her?
• 1:00:03
  I know, I know a an establishment is somewhere I
• 1:00:07
  don't want to be whenever I see them bring out that massive
• 1:00:11
  like, I don't know pitcher that has the the tap on it of
• 1:00:17
  Margarita. Oh, no, Mike.
• 1:00:19
  Nope, Nope, I'm going home. You mean the Jimmy you want to
• 1:00:21
  be here The. Jimmy Buffett, Blender.
• 1:00:23
  Oh, gross. Disgusting.
• 1:00:25
  You're here now? No, just become a Florida.
• 1:00:28
  Man, absolutely not that sounds. Fuzzy.
• 1:00:31
  Fuzzy said the same thing. Dude.
• 1:00:32
  Fucking narcs. They were the.
• 1:00:34
  Best 8. It was like.
• 1:00:36
  It's a shit show waiting to happen.
• 1:00:39
  It was like a scorpion bowl for one.
• 1:00:41
  And that that's just what they gave you.
• 1:00:42
  You're like, I'd like a Margarita, please.
• 1:00:44
  And they handed you a scorpion bowl for one.
• 1:00:47
  And you're like, Oh, no. They go, do you want a a test
• 1:00:51
  tube shot for $0.50 more and you're like hell yeah.
• 1:00:58
  Did I ever tell you about my 21st birthday?
• 1:01:02
  The Muffin? What's that?
• 1:01:04
  About my 21st birthday where my dad took me out to a restaurant
• 1:01:08
  because I was like, let's go have a beer and a burger.
• 1:01:12
  OK, Now my dad was like, we'll go anywhere.
• 1:01:14
  I was like, I just want a beer and a burger.
• 1:01:15
  That's all I want. It's adorable, but you're such a
• 1:01:17
  basic bitch. Yeah, like I agree with you,
• 1:01:21
  you're still basic. We went to this place called
• 1:01:24
  Show Me's and it's like this. Shoney's.
• 1:01:28
  Show me's it is. It's in Rick.
• 1:01:30
  And Morty? Yeah, it's a Midwest like
• 1:01:33
  Hooters, but way better. Any who.
• 1:01:37
  Wing House is better. Than they they I did not know
• 1:01:40
  this but they did a birthday thing for your 21st you got an
• 1:01:47
  AMF fishbowl AMF or fuck what was the other one I don't
• 1:01:52
  remember. The other one, do you remember
• 1:01:53
  AMF bowling? Yes.
• 1:01:55
  Oh my God. AMF is an audios motherfucker
• 1:01:58
  for those of you that did not know, and it's just.
• 1:02:00
  Oh, down here there's an actual thing.
• 1:02:02
  Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no.
• 1:02:04
  AMF was a bowling company, but AMF, the drink heard is an
• 1:02:08
  audios motherfucker because there is basically one of every
• 1:02:12
  alcohol in there. It's disgusting.
• 1:02:14
  And it's like this Big Blue disgusting mess.
• 1:02:17
  I was like, I just want a beer can I just have a beer?
• 1:02:20
  And they're like, yeah, we'll get, we'll give you a beer.
• 1:02:23
  Instead of the, instead of my understanding.
• 1:02:26
  No, it was my understanding was instead of the fishbowl, they
• 1:02:31
  were going to bring me a tall boy of whatever I was drinking.
• 1:02:36
  I don't know, probably Bud Light.
• 1:02:38
  They brought out the Bud Light in the fishbowl.
• 1:02:41
  And I'm like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
• 1:02:44
  You have to drink it out of a straw.
• 1:02:46
  Yeah, drink fast. Like what do you want me to do
• 1:02:49
  with it? This little like coffee stirrer
• 1:02:52
  straw. I'm like how am I supposed to
• 1:02:54
  drink this? Like this is.
• 1:02:56
  Awful sucketh, hardeth. I don't remember.
• 1:03:09
  I don't remember my 21st or my 22nd or my 23rd.
• 1:03:15
  I don't. Your 21st was crazy.
• 1:03:18
  I have no memories of any of these birthdays, which kind of
• 1:03:20
  sucks. Like I have pictures and people
• 1:03:23
  tell me like what happened, but I, I personally, I have no
• 1:03:27
  memory whatsoever. I don't, I don't have a, there's
• 1:03:30
  not even like a snap, like like a flash, like I just don't have
• 1:03:34
  it. It's gone poof the whole night.
• 1:03:36
  Like I don't remember getting ready, like even without
• 1:03:39
  drinking, like being sober, I still don't remember like
• 1:03:42
  getting ready, hanging out with everybody, getting in the car,
• 1:03:44
  like nothing. I got nothing.
• 1:03:46
  I just birthdays, man. We go way too hard.
• 1:03:49
  Mind you about your 21st. I drink so hard it blacks me out
• 1:03:54
  before I get drunk like. We, your older sister, tried to
• 1:04:02
  put everything together and she said.
• 1:04:04
  Is that when you planned it I. Didn't plan it, didn't plan it.
• 1:04:10
  She was like trying to figure something out, like to bring him
• 1:04:13
  to the house and I'm like, hey, let's go to Ono.
• 1:04:17
  And you were like, OK, yeah, let's go, 'cause it's my
• 1:04:21
  birthday and I want to celebrate my birthday and.
• 1:04:24
  Which birthday was? This year 21st.
• 1:04:26
  And so I'm I was like, we're gonna go out.
• 1:04:30
  And then as we were on our way, I was like, Oh my God, your
• 1:04:36
  older sister wanted is like going through something.
• 1:04:40
  So we have to watch Trevor for like an hour.
• 1:04:42
  So just stop at your dad's for a minute and you're like, are you
• 1:04:44
  fucking kidding me? I was like, we got to watch
• 1:04:47
  Trevor for an hour and then I promise I'll give you all the
• 1:04:50
  birthday shit that you want and you're like, OK, yeah, we'll go
• 1:04:53
  to the club afterwards. I was like, yeah.
• 1:04:55
  Then we get there and you're like, did you plan this?
• 1:04:58
  I was like, no, you're fucking sister.
• 1:05:00
  Did you're like, I love you so much, Like, OK.
• 1:05:04
  Hated that the boy was turned. Yeah.
• 1:05:07
  You sound like the guy from the Labyrinth.
• 1:05:11
  The puppet? I don't know.
• 1:05:13
  No. Yeah, exactly like the puppet.
• 1:05:14
  No, the one with the gay Rockstar, not the Spanish.
• 1:05:19
  Absolute cinematic masterpiece. Yeah, no.
• 1:05:23
  The one with the gay rock star? I was thinking about watching it
• 1:05:26
  earlier, so I think I'm gonna play it tonight 'cause you guys
• 1:05:29
  literally sealed that fate for me.
• 1:05:31
  I'm like, if you play it. Yeah, no, the Spanish
• 1:05:35
  masterpiece. She loves that one too, like
• 1:05:37
  both labyrinths are her. Favorite.
• 1:05:39
  Yeah. She's seen both labyrinths a
• 1:05:42
  dozen times. Just.
• 1:05:43
  With. Me they're.
• 1:05:45
  Both fantastic. I've seen Pan's Labyrinth.
• 1:05:47
  Probably I cannot watch the Labyrinth.
• 1:05:50
  Not Pan's Labyrinth, the Labyrinth.
• 1:05:51
  I can't watch it one more time. I swear to God it's been 500
• 1:05:55
  times and it's a great movie. It's just Jesus Christ if the
• 1:06:00
  puppets start singing again. You remind me of the baby babe,
• 1:06:04
  of the power. Power of voodoo.
• 1:06:06
  Voodoo. Go ahead, I hated.
• 1:06:11
  It. Yeah, I hated it.
• 1:06:14
  No, it's a fantastic movie. I just.
• 1:06:16
  I can't watch it again. You can't.
• 1:06:18
  Watch David Bowie and his bulge. I love dude, the bulge is
• 1:06:22
  insane. I never even like, just put it
• 1:06:25
  to words. Yeah, it's kind of nuts.
• 1:06:26
  It's just a cop, Yeah, that's all.
• 1:06:28
  It's just. Care.
• 1:06:30
  It's like Fight Club, it's one of my favorites, about like my
• 1:06:33
  top three movies of every movie ever, and I still can't watch it
• 1:06:36
  because I've seen it 600 times. That's my thing though, being
• 1:06:40
  like hello autistic, like I have to rewatch it.
• 1:06:44
  I can't watch new things 'cause I don't like new.
• 1:06:47
  That's the new scientific like term is hello autist.
• 1:06:51
  Hello Autistic. Hello Autist.
• 1:06:53
  No, I think you're just nostalgic.
• 1:06:55
  No. No, I 100% you're nostalgic
• 1:06:59
  because it is. That's what you want to call it.
• 1:07:02
  I am not autistic and I don't like most of the new movies I'm.
• 1:07:06
  Not saying that because I don't watch new movies, I I'm not
• 1:07:11
  autistic or like whatever. I don't think that that's.
• 1:07:15
  No. That's one of the million things
• 1:07:18
  that happens with me. As to why I'm autistic, no.
• 1:07:22
  OK, you're nostalgic. I could be nostalgic, but I'm
• 1:07:26
  also autistic. It is really funny that when she
• 1:07:28
  tells other men. Fucking men.
• 1:07:32
  Yeah. It's not.
• 1:07:33
  They're like, you're not autistic, you're just a bitch.
• 1:07:35
  Bro, they fight with her, they straight up have an argument
• 1:07:39
  with her. They're like you're not.
• 1:07:40
  Every. You are not autistic.
• 1:07:42
  And I'm literally sitting back. I'm like, this is like the third
• 1:07:45
  guy that screamed at her today. Like eventually she's gonna head
• 1:07:49
  butt somebody. I.
• 1:07:50
  Can't wait for that day. Like we're in a pool.
• 1:07:54
  She's like so funny autistic. Women and autistic men are two
• 1:07:58
  completely different fucking beings.
• 1:08:01
  Totally. They keep.
• 1:08:03
  Like running their mouth. And she eventually like, we're
• 1:08:05
  at a pool and she's having a good time.
• 1:08:07
  You can see her shoulders drop. She's like, I'm going to kill
• 1:08:10
  him. And I'm like, I, I'm you.
• 1:08:12
  Just said that and I realize my shoulders drop.
• 1:08:14
  I'm like, you're a grown man, you can do whatever you want, do
• 1:08:18
  whatever you have to do. I'm just telling you I gotta
• 1:08:22
  jump in at some point, so remember that like.
• 1:08:25
  No, I I completely understand and I'm not saying she's not
• 1:08:29
  autistic. It's just that every time she
• 1:08:32
  says, oh, I'm this way because I'm autistic.
• 1:08:35
  Not necessarily. Not necessarily.
• 1:08:38
  Fine, I'm not autistic, fuck me so.
• 1:08:40
  What does that mean? I know it's like I I.
• 1:08:44
  Literally just said I never said you weren't autistic.
• 1:08:47
  I just fucking with you by the way.
• 1:08:50
  So it's, it is really interesting, like, like we know
• 1:08:55
  what's gonna happen. Yeah.
• 1:08:57
  And I'm not like with you. I'm saying like, it's really
• 1:08:59
  funny in general. Like, we know what's gonna
• 1:09:01
  happen. We're just out of the bar.
• 1:09:03
  And I'm like, she's gonna mention it.
• 1:09:05
  And the guy she's talking to, the grown man is gonna get in
• 1:09:08
  his feels and immediately cut her off at the past and be like,
• 1:09:12
  you're not autistic. It's so, it's so predictable.
• 1:09:15
  It's so weird and I don't know why.
• 1:09:16
  I feel like y'all are autistic. Like it's like it's one of the
• 1:09:20
  things, you know what? I.
• 1:09:21
  Mean like. Especially nowadays and I, I
• 1:09:23
  think it, it has more to do with how society has gone where the
• 1:09:30
  Internet, you have so much information at your fingertips.
• 1:09:33
  It's it's the WebMD thing is in my opinion, where you, oh, no, I
• 1:09:40
  have this symptom, so I'm going to look it up and then boom, Oh
• 1:09:44
  no, I have cancer. Yeah.
• 1:09:46
  So it's not that you aren't autistic, It's just that not
• 1:09:51
  everything you do is because you're autistic or.
• 1:09:54
  Well, when you have 70 fucking things that happens to you on a
• 1:09:59
  daily basis, I was. About to say it's like a
• 1:10:02
  horoscope. They're just, they're just
• 1:10:04
  really vague with it, super vague.
• 1:10:09
  And it's like, Oh my God, that's me.
• 1:10:11
  Like every time those stupid tik toks come out and they're like
• 1:10:16
  no. I know.
• 1:10:18
  Do not what anyway it's. Just four things she.
• 1:10:25
  Just had a Pizza Hut order that is $72.
• 1:10:29
  For four things. Look, Oh my God.
• 1:10:33
  For four. Things $72.
• 1:10:36
  Because it's on Door Dash. I didn't know that.
• 1:10:40
  Yeah, no, don't say. Do not play steward Jesus Christ
• 1:10:45
  anyway. I got Cinnabons, fries, chicken
• 1:10:48
  Alfredo. What's the delivery pizza $30?
• 1:10:52
  Their personal pizza was 26 bucks alone.
• 1:10:54
  No, we're not doing that. And then the Cinnabons were 10.
• 1:10:57
  Nope. We're going to the store and
• 1:10:58
  we're getting Digiorno. Fees so.
• 1:11:00
  Yes, we all. Up total 26.
• 1:11:02
  Anyway for for? Comment down below if you
• 1:11:06
  Digiorno or I. Don't want Digiorno, I want my
• 1:11:09
  own shit. I want chicken, I want
• 1:11:12
  mushrooms, and I want ham. Or it could be just she's a
• 1:11:25
  bitch. What an episode.
• 1:11:29
  Hated it. Hated it.
• 1:11:32
  I haven't been able to say that in years.
• 1:11:34
  I'm going to use you like Cam. Yeah, they're ready.
• 1:11:37
  Ready. Ready, ready.
• 1:11:38
  You're a bitch. In the morning, you're more of
• 1:11:43
  a. Bitch.
• 1:11:44
  Wow, I'm out. No, Tony.
• 1:11:48
  No, no, Tony, I. Created a monster double tap.
• 1:11:53
  Hated it.