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- 0:00I think the writers must have actually cared about watching
- 0:06the earlier bonds. And then we're like, oh, this is
- 0:10the send off. Let's make him human.
- 0:15And I mean, a bit more so than he usually is.
- 0:18He's kind of flawed. But in this one he's like, oh,
- 0:23it's a it's the end of the road. It so sad.
- 0:30Yeah, you know, and I will also say I am a sucker for endings
- 0:37when a franchise can actually conclude a.
- 0:40Story. Yeah, like Star Wars, I love the
- 0:43fact that Episode 6 ends the story.
- 0:47A lot of people are like Episode 6 is just Episode 4 again, but
- 0:51to me it ends the story. And that that make that really
- 0:57puts it up on a pedestal for me. And I gotta say, I love this.
- 1:02The at least the idea that the Daniel Craig reboot was a
- 1:06self-contained complete universe.
- 1:10I really like that. I think the love affair that
- 1:17comes in to a conclusion in this one felt maybe like an
- 1:21afterthought of planning because you have Vesper and then you
- 1:27have Vesper and then you have Vesper and then, Oh yeah,
- 1:32Madeline. And that's who you're getting to
- 1:35the end of. Like, I'm glad that Vesper was
- 1:37the beginning and kind of drug out to an end, and now we get
- 1:45someone else. It's enjoyable.
- 1:49I like that. I mean, how far do we go before
- 1:55we start this? Thing I was going to say, we're
- 1:56going too deep into it, man. I let's let's cue the music.
- 2:18Hello and welcome to Potato Chip Pictures, the movie franchise
- 2:24review podcast. Finishing our run.
- 2:27Well, almost finishing finishing the movies for the James Bond
- 2:32franchise. My name is B Sammy Davis.
- 2:36And now I'm Justin again. And we are talking about 2020
- 2:41ones No Time to die. It was.
- 2:46It was. It was.
- 2:49Couple of years ago. Yeah, that is the other crazy
- 2:52part. Time is insane.
- 2:58I'm going to just do the the budget and all that other stuff.
- 3:04So this one, it came out six years after Spectre.
- 3:09That was not the plan. The plan was for No Time to Die
- 3:14to come out relatively quickly. There were delays.
- 3:19And then, of course, there was a global pandemic and it took six
- 3:23years for it to finally hit theaters.
- 3:25It had a budget of 250 to $301 million.
- 3:31It is not confirmed how much it actually cost to make, and it
- 3:36returned $771,000,000, $400 million less than Skyfall and
- 3:4611,000,000 less than Spectre. I mean, figuring in the pandemic
- 3:51in 2021, that's not horrible. Oh yeah.
- 3:56And frankly, I, you know, a lot of times people will talk about
- 4:00the budget as an indicator of quality.
- 4:04I don't think that's the case here.
- 4:06Like I think this was better than Spectre.
- 4:09I'm just gonna put it out there right now before we get into it.
- 4:12I think we have surpassed Spectre.
- 4:15So yeah, hard agree. Yeah.
- 4:20So it it is. We're going in the right
- 4:23direction. It's but the audiences weren't
- 4:27there for it. And that, you know, like you
- 4:29said, that was likely caused by the pandemic.
- 4:32And this is one of those movies that as people look back on it
- 4:36four years later, most people are like, yeah, this, this was
- 4:40pretty good. This was all right.
- 4:42You know, I'm OK with that. I think it was a great, it felt
- 4:50maybe more thought out in terms of we give Madeline her back
- 4:56story, we give Bond his retirement, his actually being
- 5:01retired with her. But instead of it being the
- 5:05final 20 minutes of Casino Royale where everybody,
- 5:09everything has to happen and the person has to die, like, no,
- 5:14you're going to give you 2 1/2 hours to wrap this up.
- 5:19So and it that figures. It feels really well thought
- 5:23out. You know, I complained in the
- 5:27last episode that Spectre just felt like we were redoing
- 5:33Quantum of Solace and what really was the point of all of
- 5:38it? And if I'm honest, No Time to
- 5:41Die does the exact same thing. It's like, but there's an even
- 5:46bigger threat. And it's also been watching from
- 5:51the the shadows this whole time. And yet, and yet I really
- 5:58enjoyed it. I was really having a good time.
- 6:03I think I could feel like the the villain maybe didn't have as
- 6:10large of an organization, but he had as large of a plan as
- 6:16spectre that can fill their hallways and and palaces with
- 6:20500 plus people to listen to Blofeld.
- 6:26This guy, he has a factory in an island.
- 6:28But it I mean, I've seen some pieces of it saying how it
- 6:34matches a bit of doctor No and all I'm mostly see in his Oh,
- 6:40like there's an island that they have to get to.
- 6:42Oh, Felix is there. And like, I didn't I couldn't
- 6:47remember Doctor No enough to be like, Oh yeah, of course, sure.
- 6:51There's no fire dragon or anything, right?
- 6:55Is that that one? Yep, that was Doctor No.
- 6:59But I mean, there is a villain that is willing to discuss with
- 7:03Bond, maybe under duress their similarities and maybe doesn't
- 7:10say how much he respects Bond. But they discuss, they discuss
- 7:16their, their shadow lives, essentially.
- 7:19Mm hmm. And that might be what I like
- 7:23about it. You know, I, I might, I might be
- 7:25unfair to say it's an even bigger thing it because, you
- 7:30know, you pointed it out exactly.
- 7:32He doesn't have an an organization.
- 7:34He has employees, he's a lone figure and and so it's unfair of
- 7:40me to be like, it's bigger specter.
- 7:43Somehow he manages to kill the giant organization, so that I
- 7:47think that is fair to say. That feels bigger because.
- 7:50Yeah. He's he feels like a larger than
- 7:53life presence and yet he's so understated.
- 7:58I don't know, I I may, I may have a, an A score that changes
- 8:03as I think about this movie. For how long it is, I think it's
- 8:10less tedious than say the transition in Skyfall.
- 8:15Like I know that they have to get out to the Skyfall building,
- 8:19but it just took so long to get ready I felt like to me.
- 8:25So. This one's so long, but at least
- 8:30the acts are speedy, I feel like.
- 8:35And that'd be the word. Well, and I mean, I would love
- 8:40for you to, to lead this discussion again like last week,
- 8:43but I do have to say once again, once again, this franchise is
- 8:49like, hey, here's an intro that's everything to do with the
- 8:53movie. And yet I'm like, OK, it works.
- 8:56I'm fine with it. And I'm I'm fine with the rest
- 8:58of the movie. The intro actually follows a
- 9:05retired Bond. I think that was a fun surprise
- 9:08because I don't think I really connected Spectre.
- 9:11I don't feel like I watched all of it before.
- 9:14I tried watching No Time to Die whenever that was.
- 9:17So his retirement last time, last episode, I was like, oh, he
- 9:22actually left. He was like, why are you here?
- 9:26And oh, he's actually retired. I hear you and I I understand,
- 9:33but I'm holding on to my guns. I still don't feel like that was
- 9:37the big choice on the bridge at the end of Spectre.
- 9:41All he did was not kill the guy like that.
- 9:44That is not a retirement. I mean, sure, officially it
- 9:50doesn't. It's not like the end of this
- 9:53one where officially, but it it felt retired enough to be
- 10:01consistent with. OK, they are.
- 10:04He's not. He doesn't have any missions.
- 10:06He's chumming it up with his lady.
- 10:10Who knows if they like get married like our Majesty's
- 10:16Secret Service bond. I don't believe so because they
- 10:20don't make a point of saying anything like that.
- 10:23But this is five years in the past from where we will start
- 10:27our show. They get chased because he goes
- 10:31to say goodbye to the past at her grave and it blows up and
- 10:36somehow Blofeld is to blame for this.
- 10:38And somehow you're still keeping secrets.
- 10:41Yes, she is keeping secrets, but they have to escape bad guys.
- 10:46I think the only thing really notable, I mean, all looks nice.
- 10:49They kind of talk to each other. They're they're eventually going
- 10:53to part in a sour note. Feels like they're not, they're
- 11:00not happy about it, but. It's a hard breakup.
- 11:04Yeah, he does fight a henchman. I forget your criteria.
- 11:12This this would definitely be a henchman.
- 11:14He's a he's a muscle who doesn't make decisions, just does what
- 11:20he's told. He has a electric eye.
- 11:27We don't really find out much about it, but it pops out at one
- 11:30point. Does Bond collect it?
- 11:32I don't. Know No, he just leaves it
- 11:35because the guy will put it back in his head.
- 11:38I thought the eyeball initially was to be like, well this guy is
- 11:41super dead because eyeballs fall out.
- 11:45Nope. He'll come back, Bond gets her
- 11:48to a train, gets her away, I think.
- 11:51I don't think he says like find MI 6 will take care of you, but
- 11:54essentially she finds MI 6. We don't know that, but
- 11:59eventually we'll find that out. Mm hmm.
- 12:02That's the intro. I mean the only thing you missed
- 12:04from the intro was the flashback dream sequence from Madeline
- 12:09Swan. Where she remembered the dude
- 12:13who tried to assassinate her father and then she shot him and
- 12:18it's it's a pretty compelling story.
- 12:22She really was pretty guarded with how much she told Bond in
- 12:27the last movie based on what we saw, and it does become a well,
- 12:33he introduces himself the the guy who comes in says his name
- 12:37is Lucifer Saffen. Lucifer.
- 12:41Yeah. Sounds, yeah.
- 12:45And I was like, OK, so it's definitely the devil Lucifer.
- 12:48It's just, I watched it with subtitles and I was like, wait,
- 12:51but there's like TS and YS in here.
- 12:53It's a. Very sophisticated name.
- 12:58Anyways, Saffen, he's he's played by someone, Rob.
- 13:09Or Raby Malik. Yes, thank you.
- 13:12I. Was the robot guy.
- 13:13Yes, he was also in that OK Queen movie.
- 13:20Oh, I've watched that one. Yeah, it's it's not bad, it's
- 13:23not great. It's genuinely OK.
- 13:28But yeah, I, I think this might be my favorite role that he's
- 13:33done. I I watched him recently in this
- 13:38kind of bad movie called The Amateur, and he, I watched it
- 13:45because of him. I was like, I like this guy, I
- 13:47want to watch it. And I was really disappointed by
- 13:50the whole thing. And then I watched this one and
- 13:52I'm like, oh, yeah, I do like him as an actor.
- 13:55He's good. I've watched that one.
- 13:58He was he was sufficiently better.
- 14:04I think he I wouldn't put him past Blofeld because I just
- 14:16don't. I don't think that what Chris is
- 14:20it Christopher Christophe Waltz was bad as an actor for it.
- 14:26I think it was maybe it gets a little awkward in this one, a
- 14:30little bit weird. And the twist in the other one
- 14:33was it was all right, I. Do think I liked him better in
- 14:37this one than Inspector, And maybe it's because less is more.
- 14:43Maybe it's because I have a sucker for actors playing crazy
- 14:49and when they first cut to him in the prison and he's just
- 14:52talking to himself, dude looks crazy.
- 14:57And and so I was like, oh man, I'm into that.
- 15:00Later on we learned that he's not crazy at all, but but I feel
- 15:05like he he did a good job. He he really kind of embodied
- 15:10the role. I would almost say better than
- 15:12last time. I don't know.
- 15:14He he was fine in the last one. He just that whole movie didn't
- 15:19really vibe with me that well, so I kind of didn't like him as
- 15:24much. I mean, not much else to say
- 15:31about the intro 'cause that part is interesting.
- 15:34She does defend herself. She falls with the ice, and
- 15:37we're supposed to believe that this Lucifer guy saves her by
- 15:43shooting at her because she's fallen in the ice?
- 15:47Joe, those bullets are super close.
- 15:50Yeah, like. That's not really a controlled.
- 15:53Fire there man, that that's that's plot armor protecting
- 15:58that little girl like Oh my gosh, I didn't like that, but
- 16:02you. Know yeah, that doesn't sit
- 16:06great with his motivations later on because he's also in love
- 16:11with Madeline and it's like, I don't love it.
- 16:16Yeah, I so weird, but it's OK because she's an adult now.
- 16:25This is like those people who when I was a kid were watching,
- 16:29oh, who were those twins from the 90s who were in full house?
- 16:35Oh, Olsen. Yeah, the Olsen twins, like they
- 16:39were, there were those creepy dudes who were like, keeping
- 16:43track of how old they were and like, that was gross.
- 16:47No idea. That's that's Saffy.
- 16:49That is Saffy. There's and if we're if her
- 16:54history is that she was saved by him, like I don't know what else
- 16:59happens from her, him getting her out of the ice.
- 17:03Yeah, we never know. I feel like yeah, that is all
- 17:05left ambiguous, empty, so she eventually escapes.
- 17:14So there is one thing in this intro that I love, but I don't
- 17:18love it until significantly later, and that is the bombing
- 17:24of Vesperlin's tomb. I think it's very cool, it's
- 17:29very interesting. I hate that Bond survives it.
- 17:36Very. Close to that model.
- 17:37Exactly like it did its job, it was effective.
- 17:40It's so it's only magic that that he survived.
- 17:44You know, the movie has to happen, but it's that's that's
- 17:49the one thing I don't like about it.
- 17:50But later on when it gets to explained, I'm like, oh, that
- 17:54was chef chef's kiss. But then when Bond is running
- 17:59away from the car at the start of the very long chase, there's
- 18:07these little magical rocks on the bridge that are like
- 18:11perfectly sized for him to lay down and hide behind to avoid
- 18:16getting hit by the car, and it looks so silly.
- 18:22I do love when Bond is convinced that Swan has betrayed him and
- 18:29they're in the car and people are shooting at it.
- 18:32Like there's a dude point blank firing a shotgun into the
- 18:36window. And I'm, I was like, Bond, what?
- 18:40What is with this suicidal nature that you have?
- 18:46Just waiting for it to breakthrough the glass, yeah.
- 18:49It's strange, but you know, then he gets away and it's all
- 18:53exciting. But those are, for me, those are
- 18:56the three things that really stand out as things that I'm
- 18:59like, we got like, I can't gloss over these.
- 19:03Like the concept of the, the great, the tomb bomb becomes
- 19:10incredible. But in the moment, like the, the
- 19:16setup, you've got all these people working at the cemetery
- 19:19and they're like making phone calls.
- 19:21And so you're like, OK, clearly this is a Spectre operation.
- 19:28And so when Bond's like, you betrayed me, it's like, OK,
- 19:32well, maybe, maybe like if they are just there today, then yeah,
- 19:36maybe. But if they're there every
- 19:39single day, which is possible because this is SPECTRE
- 19:43Inspector is tedious like that. So like what?
- 19:49At what point would she have had time to to betray you bond?
- 19:52These guys have been together hanging out, but you know, I
- 19:57like the break up. I like when he puts her on the
- 19:59train and it it is, it feels more like a heartbreak than
- 20:06anything from the last movie I think I can say.
- 20:11I have to ask, can you say the chorus to whatever the music is
- 20:19after the intro? I'm like, I have it on muted in
- 20:22the background looking at scenes as they go by and I'm I am.
- 20:27I have no idea what music is between that scene and the next.
- 20:32I remember it was a ballad. It was a little bit more like
- 20:38there were a few more instruments than the last movie,
- 20:42but we were right back into ballad territory.
- 20:45I remember really being disappointed by it because I was
- 20:48like, all right, I guess Bond is now dramas and that's what we're
- 20:53going to tell through our music. And now I'm thinking about it
- 20:58and I'm like, I don't remember Billie Eilish's No Time to Die.
- 21:02Like I don't know what it sounds like.
- 21:03Right. It sounds like Billie Eilish's
- 21:07music. I think that's, I mean you when
- 21:10you like Adele's song sounds like Adele's music.
- 21:14But at least I remember Skyfall, the Sam Smith's one.
- 21:18It sounds like his music, but at least I remember how whiny it
- 21:22was. I am blank on her version of a
- 21:29Bond music. I mean, obviously we're going
- 21:33to, so next week is going to be our wrap up episode and part of
- 21:37that is going to be looking at all of the intro songs and
- 21:41rating them. But as I think about it now, I'm
- 21:44sitting here like obviously I'm going to hear it again, but I
- 21:49cannot for the life of me think what it sounds like or if my
- 21:53mind will change. I can hear her saying no time to
- 21:57die in a very breathy, low spoken sentence.
- 22:02Yeah, maybe she'll say duh in there.
- 22:07No time to die, duh. Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
- 22:13Doo. Well, that's that's my review of
- 22:17that song. Like OK.
- 22:19I laughed it. Passed and I don't remember it.
- 22:22Yeah, I don't. Same.
- 22:23Don't like it. Not my favorite 2 out of 10
- 22:27because I can't remember if it was actually bad.
- 22:31Wasn't aggressively bad. Exactly.
- 22:34It's not so bad that I know it's bad.
- 22:36Like, we just don't remember anything about it.
- 22:41I laughed out loud when you absolutely called that shot at
- 22:47the end of last week's episode of saying maybe they'll say like
- 22:51five years later. And sure enough, they said five
- 22:56years later. Bond has been, who knows, doing
- 23:01what. Apparently he's just chilling
- 23:04out being retired. He really liked what he was
- 23:07doing at the end or in at the beginning of Skyfall when he was
- 23:11faking his death. He he was having a great time on
- 23:15that beach and he was like, I'm a do that again, just this time
- 23:18without a bullet. Yeah, he does do that again, but
- 23:24five years later we have to go to a mega virus research
- 23:29facility for mega virus to get stolen.
- 23:33I think the chitchat between the Co workers of who eventually is
- 23:37the bad guy is fine. It's it's nice and brief
- 23:42introduces us to a not I don't know, would you call it bullying
- 23:49situation, but he's he's fed up with his workplace bullying 2
- 23:53bad guys. It's 100% workplace bullying and
- 23:57that that doesn't justify or owe Bruche's selling.
- 24:02Yeah, like he he's dead. Like, quit your job.
- 24:06Like, if you were going to toxic environment and they're not
- 24:08going to do anything about it, You're a genius.
- 24:11Go work somewhere else. Like, yeah, but apparently his
- 24:15new employer wanted him to steal from his old employer, so he has
- 24:20to stay on the clock for a few more weeks.
- 24:22I don't think that. Well, I don't.
- 24:31I think that at the beginning of the movie his name is Primo, the
- 24:37guy with the fake eye. I think at the beginning of the
- 24:41movie he is loyal to Blofeld and 100% Spectre.
- 24:48And then somewhere in that five year stretch of time he became
- 24:53100% loyal to Saffen because it's Saffen who calls both Primo
- 25:02who is leading a Spectre unit and then it's Saffen who calls
- 25:08Oberchev who is 100% working for Saffen.
- 25:12But I think Primo is working for Saffen and knows he's working
- 25:16for Saffen, but he's still keeping up appearances that he
- 25:20is part of Spectre. Does that make sense?
- 25:24Yeah, I mean, to a degree I there's a double cross ahead
- 25:31from Oberchev. But first, watching it, I did
- 25:35not quite put together the, I guess, back story context for
- 25:43how Orbichev is told to, instead of killing Bond, make sure that
- 25:49the DNA is swapped. But he's nervous about swapping
- 25:53it in front of Primo. But then Primo is on the island
- 25:59with Saffen. Yeah.
- 26:01Right, so it. So.
- 26:03So I also you poked a hole right in my well, but but it's 100%
- 26:10Saffen who is giving Primo the orders.
- 26:13But you are right because he says you're going to find this
- 26:16doctor named Overjev. You need him alive.
- 26:20He doesn't say like that's your ally.
- 26:24He says your mission depends on him and your mission is a
- 26:28spectre mission. Oh, man.
- 26:31Like one of the things I like about this movie is that as an
- 26:36audience member, it's hard to keep track of everything
- 26:38intentionally. Like, Saffin becomes such a
- 26:42compelling villain because you're sitting here like, who is
- 26:45this out of nowhere person? Who is he?
- 26:52Yeah, I think the first time I watched it, maybe I didn't love
- 26:57where he's coming from. Just felt like, you know, if it
- 27:02weren't for watching all of the other Bond movies, I think my
- 27:06rating would be lower overall on this movie.
- 27:09But I think it pays enough attention to the past that they
- 27:17are trying to set behind them for Bond to be tired of all this
- 27:22and for the past to just essentially finally catch Bond.
- 27:29But lovingly. I think it's a it's a show that
- 27:38doesn't quite care to fill us in on all the villains plans versus
- 27:46Bond is is circling the drain and here is most of the the
- 27:53emotions and inner world of Bond that we can fit into 2 1/2
- 27:59hours. I mean, to its discredit, a lot
- 28:07of movies have been able to do that in 1 1/2 hours like, but
- 28:14you know, to its credit, this is probably the most emotional I
- 28:18have ever been at a Bond movie where I've been like.
- 28:21Wow. This really kind of affected me
- 28:23towards the end of it and and at the beginning of it, you have no
- 28:28idea that that's what's in store.
- 28:30Especially with this heist scene, it is so interesting to
- 28:37watch. You know, everyone getting
- 28:39murdered in the office and then bombs going off and, and then
- 28:42the explosion from street level looks so understated and yet
- 28:47it's such a huge fireball coming out of the window.
- 28:51But from down below it looks like a tiny little poof.
- 28:56Maybe a bit of the plot is falling apart because as I'm
- 28:59thinking about it, like, they get the virus, they get the guy,
- 29:05the fireball goes off and I think we go straight to Bond in
- 29:11Jamaica and he gets the sense that he's being followed.
- 29:17But it ends up just being Felix who's doing his best Max Payne
- 29:22Three impression. And I adore it for that.
- 29:26I'm like, oh man, Felix, you're just just like a harried CIA
- 29:35agent, but. Sick of it all?
- 29:38Yeah. I mean, he talks.
- 29:40About the old SO. Tired of it?
- 29:42You'll be like the old days. Yeah.
- 29:47And I, you know, as much of A non character as he is for the
- 29:51rest of this movie, I I kind of like Logan Ash.
- 29:55He's so irritating that it. Sucks.
- 29:59Yes, he. Is.
- 30:01That's his resume. Can you play this guy again?
- 30:08Can you be annoying again? Everybody loves annoying.
- 30:13Essentially they're trying to get bond to this is where I was
- 30:17meaning plot holes. I hadn't quite noticed it.
- 30:22Ash is trying to find the scientist.
- 30:25Yep Yep. I if I do I recall incorrectly.
- 30:30Ash is from what? The state.
- 30:34Department. But isn't he?
- 30:38Eventually he's in the cars with Saffen, trying to chase down
- 30:43Bond. Why?
- 30:45How? Who got Oberchev out if not
- 30:49Saffen? And maybe I need to watch it
- 30:51again, because once you said that and I'm sitting here
- 30:55agreeing with you, I'm like, Oh yeah.
- 30:57Why does Saffen let Ash try to recruit bond?
- 31:03Why does he try? Why does he have to get like the
- 31:05scientist got out? Bond finds a scientist, but who
- 31:09had the scientist specter like who is on which team essentially
- 31:15has gotten me confused as to. How?
- 31:19All right. I, I, I, I want to try to put it
- 31:22together even though the we're too early in the movie.
- 31:25The movie hasn't told us yet, but I'm going to try to put it
- 31:28together and you tell me if I've got it right to your memory or
- 31:33if you remember it differently. Spectre had this nanobot and a
- 31:38bunch of other research projects going when Blofeld was
- 31:43incarcerated. I guess he got like a lighter
- 31:47sentence if he gave over some of his stuff.
- 31:51So he, the British government are running this nanotech
- 31:56program, Project Her Heracles, and then Spectre, still a
- 32:03criminal organization, breaks in and kidnaps Oberchev and steals
- 32:09Project Heracles. They're essentially taking it
- 32:12back. Saffin wants Project Heracles
- 32:16and it is now in the hands of Spectre.
- 32:19Saffin has employed Primo at some point.
- 32:25Definitely Oberchev. And at some point he has
- 32:29employed Logan Ash. Logan Ash is with the US State
- 32:33Department. He's a political appointee,
- 32:36could be originally picked by Specter, but now he's there,
- 32:40he's working with Felix Leider of the CIA because they want
- 32:44Oberchev in order to create a new project, Heracles.
- 32:51And so I maybe with all of these connections, maybe the reason
- 32:57Logan is there is really to get the US interested in buying
- 33:04Heracles or the virus or whatever is being manufactured
- 33:10from Saffin. Like that's the end goal.
- 33:13Saffin needs to steal Heracles once and for all.
- 33:17But like he needs to prime the pumps in other world governments
- 33:23to be like, you want to buy this nanotech virus?
- 33:26You want to buy this nanotech virus?
- 33:31I can I can see Ash being with Saffen.
- 33:35Obrichev has some deal or acts independently to kill all of
- 33:42Spectre, but then later Saffin's like it was me that killed all
- 33:45the. Spectre like he 100% took that
- 33:47order from Saffin. But he doesn't want to show
- 33:53Primo. Or maybe, maybe it's not Primo.
- 33:55That's when he's swapped out of the drives.
- 33:57I think it is. But at the party he's supposed
- 34:00to just put in Bonds DNA, but he puts in all of the Spectre
- 34:04people and he's all nervous because he's being watched and
- 34:09it. Is Primo who's watching him?
- 34:11But Primo works for Saffen, but they don't know that yet I
- 34:14guess. I guess.
- 34:15It's a double-blind. Neither of them know that they
- 34:18work for Saffen so. And maybe that's intentional.
- 34:20Maybe that's how Saffen is smarter than Spectre.
- 34:23Like, Spectre is this organization where everybody
- 34:26knows each other, and they invite the entire organization
- 34:29and their underlings to their secret meetings.
- 34:34Yeah. Like maybe Saffin is like, I'm
- 34:35not going to be like that. I'm not going to tell anyone
- 34:38that they work for me. Like it'll just be a mystery.
- 34:41Could be. I don't know, I don't know if
- 34:43the movie tells us and I've only watched it the one time this
- 34:45week and that's my problem for missing it or if I'm just like
- 34:50being overly forgiving of it. But you are right.
- 34:52Like why don't the people? Why don't his hench men and
- 34:57lackeys know each other? Yeah, well, so they have to
- 35:05extract Overchev once they find him, Bond has the meat double O
- 35:117. Before that, she's she's what do
- 35:18you call it? She's already prepared with
- 35:21being fed up with Bond when she needs him, and I think that
- 35:25works in her favor. We all want to be fed up with
- 35:28Bond, but he just manages to keep successfully doing
- 35:31missions. I I have a love hate
- 35:36relationship with Nomi. I 100% like her as double O 7.
- 35:42I 100% love the fact that the numbers are recycled, at least
- 35:47in the Daniel Craig universe. Like we got to remember this is
- 35:51a self-contained all by itself universe, but in this universe
- 35:57their numbers are not sacrosanct.
- 35:59Like you die, someone else is going to take your number, but
- 36:02they're not taking your name. They keep their own name like.
- 36:07It's not for efficiency though, because 7 is the first number
- 36:11with two syllables. So honestly, what are you doing?
- 36:15Well, double O 12345 and six, we're still alive or already
- 36:20taken. Sure, I guess so.
- 36:22It's. It's not like they all die.
- 36:25So 910, just skip 7. Come on.
- 36:30Whoever said Nomi's all about efficiency, she's about rubbing
- 36:34salt in the wound because she 100% does that with bond when
- 36:39she gets to his room and she's like, by the way, you didn't
- 36:42seduce me. I'm here to to be on a job.
- 36:46I'm on a mission because I'm double O 7 kablam It's.
- 36:51Like, all right, thanks for telling me why we're actually
- 36:55here. It did feel a little half
- 36:58hearted like he did like put it together, like what?
- 37:01What are you doing here? This is this is old tactics for
- 37:07Bond. He's been doing this for a
- 37:09decade. But I I do think it's in, if
- 37:16it's not for the reason of contrasting them, we get to meet
- 37:20Paloma, who's had three weeks of training, versus Bond, who's had
- 37:23decades of training. And been called too old to do
- 37:26his job like. They work together and it's a
- 37:30nice little bit of how I would even say comedy to have her be
- 37:37like good at this spy stuff almost accidentally.
- 37:43Paloma is Acia agent. I was like, how does he?
- 37:46Keith says. OK Felix, I'll do the job to
- 37:49find the scientist and her CIA. It's Paloma is the CIA agent.
- 37:55I thought she was with MI 6. Man, beautiful nervous women.
- 38:02They melt the heart. I mean, she does a great job.
- 38:08Maybe not quite as slick of a earpiece meta for you, but still
- 38:17enjoyable. They kind of stumble.
- 38:24Well, not stumble, but they're in the meeting with all the
- 38:26Spectre people thinking they're getting kind of a drop on them.
- 38:29But if I lost his name. Over.
- 38:34Chair No, our old villain. Oh, Blofeld.
- 38:40Blofeld. That was like Blofeld is
- 38:44communicating through this bionic eyeball.
- 38:48And it's. All an elaborate trap because he
- 38:53knew that James Bond would get to this party stand in the
- 38:57middle of the floor and let himself get gassed by whatever
- 39:00this thing is that they've set up.
- 39:03It's, that might be a low point in the story for me, because
- 39:07it's, I guess I mean, it tracks a little bit with Spectre where
- 39:11they're just grandiose and. Yeah, odd.
- 39:15I'm going to say the part that bugs me is that they kind of
- 39:21gloss over the fact that Bond is infected here.
- 39:26Like this is when it happens. And yet later on when he grabs
- 39:32Swan's hand after she has sprayed herself with poison
- 39:37perfume, he accidentally is able to kill someone.
- 39:43But I think he would have killed that person anyway.
- 39:48Just. By touch I can see that.
- 39:50Like I think this is where he has been infected but the the
- 39:54movie's going to make it sound like he gets infected later but
- 39:58dude was gassed with everybody else in the room.
- 40:01Paloma was also infected. Like over, Chev is infected,
- 40:04Primo is infected, everyone in that room is infected.
- 40:08But the the DNA only targeted those ones.
- 40:12But apparently the DNA didn't include Blofeld as as we assume
- 40:17because Safin has to give Madeline a different thing on
- 40:22her hand to to kill Blofeld. But it I'm like, if he had
- 40:27everybody else's DNA, do you feel like the scientist would
- 40:30have been like, oh, and we also want to kill Blofeld.
- 40:33Well, and that's, you know, that's where I'm thinking it was
- 40:38included. They just had to get Heracles in
- 40:42there. Like it's not necessarily that
- 40:45they had to reprogram it again, they just didn't know that Bond
- 40:49would be in there. Yeah, they didn't know Bond was
- 40:52going to be so. They had to infect someone else
- 40:54but. That would have been
- 40:56interesting, but maybe it was a bit of a jump to assume the
- 40:59audience would get that. Yeah, I'll, I'll give you that.
- 41:03We I can see why a movie would have to really tell us that
- 41:09that's happening. But yeah, now we're done with
- 41:12Paloma. She was in a bunch of the
- 41:15pictures or posters for the movies and yeah, she's barely in
- 41:19the movie. I think she's.
- 41:22Yeah, give it. That a really fantastic little
- 41:27bit of the movie with her. But oh, boy, I wish I had more.
- 41:31I wish we got so much more. She is.
- 41:36I'm gonna say it again for like the umpteenth time on this
- 41:39series. She's the most beautiful woman
- 41:42I've ever seen. Let's put her in a Bond movie.
- 41:46Who is it in 2026? Exactly like let's see.
- 41:50Amazon's problem. Yeah, let's see who they get.
- 41:54Who do they choose as the most beautiful woman in the world?
- 41:57But I I like it. I like what Heracles does.
- 42:03I like this was kind of the point in the movie where I was
- 42:08like, oh, like nanobots, like that's a very interesting idea
- 42:14for this. I don't know how they 'cause
- 42:16these like disease reactions though, but I'm willing to set
- 42:21that aside. They are carrying something and
- 42:25they only dispersed it once they verify the DNA or something like
- 42:28that. That's.
- 42:29That's the the explanation they give us in the movie.
- 42:32There's been a lot of like science fiction because
- 42:35obviously we don't have nanobots yet, but a lot of sci-fi will
- 42:39say that like the concept is a nanobot will self replicate and
- 42:44gather up all of the materials it needs in order to do whatever
- 42:49it needs to do to save the body. And then when it accomplishes
- 42:54its task, it allows itself to be disassembled in order for a new
- 42:58thing to be created. And the danger of it is, what if
- 43:03it stops recognizing the body as friendly and it starts eating
- 43:07the host? And then, and that's where this
- 43:10movie draws its opinion. What it does not do, and this is
- 43:15probably another criticism of the movie, it doesn't really
- 43:18establish why am I 6 or the British government would be
- 43:22interested in this if not as a weapon.
- 43:26Because the medical potential for nanotech in sci-fi is that
- 43:33any disease, any deficiency, any injury that should ever fall on
- 43:40the person with it will be corrected and the bots will do
- 43:44their best to stabilize and restart and perfect everything
- 43:49in the body. And they never say that.
- 43:51They never say this is like a medical, well, they might say
- 43:53this is for medical stuff, but they never say like, we're
- 43:57trying to develop something to make healthcare free forever.
- 44:02It's only ever seen as a weapon for this entire movie.
- 44:08And in that situation, the bad guy won.
- 44:11By the end of the movie, anyone who is infected is spreading it.
- 44:17We learned right away that at the funeral of these Spectre
- 44:21people, people just had to kiss their family members and their
- 44:26shared genetics was enough to kill them as well.
- 44:28Like you catch it by touching the skin.
- 44:32But how do you update the target DNA once you've released these
- 44:40nanobots? A plot hole above all else.
- 44:44Because OK, they're released with DNA.
- 44:47Cool. So though that set will target
- 44:50those people, do they? But then they can spread after
- 44:55the person's dead, even though the body is completely inert.
- 45:01But how if you want them to stop killing all those people that
- 45:05are descendants? Like how do you do that?
- 45:09Or what if you want? Can you make a new swarm every
- 45:11time? New Yeah, that's what I was
- 45:13going to say. Like if you want to kill new
- 45:14people, do you have to create a new version of Project Heracles
- 45:18that targets a new set of DNA like?
- 45:22It's hand waved away. We don't.
- 45:24We don't need to figure out how you get a software update to the
- 45:27nano plot killers. I mean, it's it's one of those
- 45:32tropes where film and television is like, you get the basic
- 45:36concept of nanobots. Don't don't ask any more
- 45:39questions, but then you ask the most important question for this
- 45:42movie. How do we get new?
- 45:45Targets. Yeah, because Bond eventually
- 45:50becomes unable to go back to his loved ones because he's infected
- 45:55again with some other target. It's a it will target their DNA.
- 46:02OK, but this is a new batch. OK.
- 46:04All right, Well, we will figure that out when we get to it.
- 46:08Right now, we say goodbye to Paloma.
- 46:11We have the scientist, Double O Seven kind of gets caught by the
- 46:18local police but escapes and we got to bring the scientist back
- 46:23to Felix because with the job is done, we successfully did a bond
- 46:28mission and we have the scientist.
- 46:34I I hate this part the boat. Yes.
- 46:40Which part? What do you hate about it?
- 46:41OK. It's good leading up to it, when
- 46:46Bond is interrogating Oberchev and you've got Ash screaming,
- 46:50you don't have to answer this. That's 100% State Department.
- 46:54I am good with it. I'm on board.
- 46:56I'm like, yeah, that sounds like something a politician would
- 46:59say. And then we find out he works
- 47:03for Saffin and he's going to go and kidnap Oberchev and he's he
- 47:10eventually accidentally shoots Felix lighter which also sucks.
- 47:18Sucks so bad. And then he blows up the boat,
- 47:22thinking that that's going to be enough to kill Bond, which, I
- 47:25mean, come on, that's never enough to kill Bond.
- 47:28But so I guess for me, the part that I don't really like is
- 47:36finding out that he works for Saffin, I'm fine with.
- 47:42Yeah, well, Ash, when Ash is like, yeah, when he turns, when
- 47:48Bond realizes he's a baddie, that's the part where I'm just
- 47:52like, oh, come on, Why was he even part of this mission?
- 47:55Like, so I think I, I'm on board with you where I'm like, why
- 47:59don't any of these people know each other?
- 48:03Yeah, scientist was abducted by Spectre, kills Spectre.
- 48:12We still need Ash to go in there and get the scientist.
- 48:17Yeah, why didn't Primo? Primo was obviously not a part
- 48:21of Spectre because he didn't get killed by the virus like.
- 48:26Yeah, he was off of the list. But they don't.
- 48:29They don't know each other. Well, yeah, and I guess, you
- 48:31know, Bond had captured over Chev, so you couldn't have Primo
- 48:36do it. Primo was not involved with it.
- 48:39So you do need someone inside. It's just there's just
- 48:45sometimes, and maybe this is the part that feels a little bit
- 48:48like Blofeld to me, where there are just sometimes in the Bond
- 48:52franchise where the villain is conveniently powerful and you're
- 48:57just like, oh, come on. You're so powerful that you
- 49:03managed to finally kill off Felix.
- 49:05And oh, this is probably where it felt like I had misjudged the
- 49:12movie on previous merits. Because Felix clutching Bond and
- 49:19both of them just kind of feeling at the end of the ropes,
- 49:24knowing that Bunt can't actually be supermanned and save both of
- 49:29them. Felix is already shot in the
- 49:31stomach. He's most likely not going to
- 49:33make it. There's no miracle that's going
- 49:36to save him even if he got him out of the ship because like
- 49:40there's a life raft that Bond ends up.
- 49:42It's a lighter who has to be like, let me go like this is the
- 49:45end. Like, oh, it yeah.
- 49:47Like it was pretty emotional. And that's what you get with
- 49:50Jeffrey Wright. He's so good.
- 49:54I felt like it was a great, what's a whole person in Bond
- 50:02where they did meet in Casino Royale and they are leaving
- 50:07eventually together in this movie, A whole arc of this.
- 50:15It kind of was the same with Mathis, yeah, but this one felt
- 50:22a little bit nicer to be it because it felt worse.
- 50:28Yeah, Mathis, you know, that was pretty heart wrenching and it
- 50:33felt pretty impactful considering the rest of the
- 50:36movie. But this time, like, we've had
- 50:39Felix dropping in periodically. Like he's, I think he's only
- 50:43been in three out of the five movies, but it's always been
- 50:48Jeffrey Wright and he's always been awesome.
- 50:50And he's clearly at this point, a friend to Bond.
- 50:56Like M will even say it later. Like, I'm sorry your friend
- 50:59died. Yeah.
- 51:01Yeah. But yeah, it's I really like it.
- 51:04I like it a lot so. I'm OK that Bond gets to survive
- 51:11and say goodbye to Felix, essentially.
- 51:14I feel like when he's on the life raft, he's kind of just
- 51:17catatonic staring at once he finally gets rescued by a boat
- 51:21that we kind of, it's all off screen.
- 51:23But the main idea of this scientist handoff was to get
- 51:30Bond and Felix together for Felix's death, and that
- 51:34accomplished so much. Like, I feel like it's the
- 51:37domino. The first domino toward the end
- 51:40of this movie is going to say goodbye to the franchise
- 51:45essentially, or at least this iteration with his actor and oh,
- 51:51because he's got the cigar still that he was going to give to
- 51:54Felix. That's why he's it feels a
- 51:56little bit like, oh. Yeah, yeah.
- 51:59Bond is missing a puppy or something.
- 52:04But now, I mean, he's John Wick, he's lost Felix, he's going to
- 52:09go after him. Maybe not quite so as a
- 52:11vendetta, as a. Yeah.
- 52:15It's not like. It's not like Quantum of Solace
- 52:19where Bond is like on a revenge mission.
- 52:22This is more like Bond was already planning on dealing with
- 52:27this situation, but now it's become personal.
- 52:30And so no one's going to be able to tell them not to deal with
- 52:34this situation. Like, it's just the way it's
- 52:37going to be. I don't know, it feels a little
- 52:38more mature than it did in Quantum of Solace.
- 52:42Yeah, and it's not quite the, oh, I can't remember the name of
- 52:48the movie. Felix is getting married and
- 52:51almost dies. License to Kill.
- 52:55Oh, yeah. So it's not, it's not that
- 53:01determined of a revenge movie where he's just throwing it like
- 53:05he's going to handle business. But along the way, we're just
- 53:09gathering tears and feelings. And.
- 53:15Bond eventually has to accept it at the end.
- 53:19I'm like what's up? Sad to see Felix go.
- 53:24I think you went out like I would expect Felix to.
- 53:30Yeah, I'm with you. I yeah, it's, it's, it's
- 53:35surprisingly heartbreaking for this, this dumb action movie.
- 53:40Yeah, yeah, They just feel like, I mean, maybe not too much the
- 53:47the main characters in they're not main characters.
- 53:51Murtaugh and Lethal Weapon where he's just.
- 53:54Too old for this shit. Yep, Yep, I'm excited.
- 53:58It's not the franchise. I'm excited to get to that one.
- 54:02I've not watched it. Oh man.
- 54:05I don't know since I was a teenager.
- 54:07Yeah, and I know I've seen all of them, but it's been many
- 54:11years, so I'm excited to watch them again one day.
- 54:14But well, let's keep on talking about this movie, because now,
- 54:18finally, Bond gets to go back to the UK.
- 54:23Felix is gone to doctor, the scientist is with Saffen via
- 54:30Ash, and Bond is back at headquarters.
- 54:33And I think everybody's still surprised to see him, maybe a
- 54:37little bit. And I think, I think before he
- 54:40goes to head, I'm trying to get my timeline set up, but I think
- 54:45he meets with Miss Moneypenny and Q 1st and then goes to MI 6
- 54:51because he's able to kind of blind side him with the fact
- 54:55that he knows everything and that's how he's able to get into
- 54:59Blofeld's cell. I think that's how he does it.
- 55:02I could have it mixed up but I do like the fact that Bond has
- 55:09his own mini MI6 with Miss Moneypenny and Queue.
- 55:15Just the people that we need get the right information, get the
- 55:19right technology and everything is good to go 'cause they are
- 55:24the ones that tell him that Blofeld only will see Madeline
- 55:28cause hey, guess what? Madeline's here.
- 55:30Your ex-girlfriend? Ex fiance?
- 55:33Who knows? Oh, man, yeah, I I don't love
- 55:39that. M just kind of is OK with the
- 55:43fact that two of his closest and highest ranking officials are
- 55:50willing to be loyal to bond over him.
- 55:55But he's just like, I mean, he's just like the principal at
- 55:58school. Yeah, in the last movie, he kind
- 56:01of was like, oh, Bond's on his own, essentially.
- 56:05Like maybe he that carries over a bit too well.
- 56:09Bond is able to ask people whatever he wants.
- 56:12But yeah, I could see where it would be.
- 56:15That's maybe a bad idea. Like there's straight up
- 56:18traitors, even if it is Bond, they're they're betraying their
- 56:24country and their organization. Like, but you know, it's Bond,
- 56:28it is different. Even when he is retired, he is
- 56:31still loyal to Queen and country.
- 56:34And so I, you know, give it up to bond.
- 56:38He is different. But yes, like you said, he finds
- 56:42out that Madeline is the only person that Blofeld will meet
- 56:46with. And so of course that raises
- 56:49every red flag. Like he's like, she betrayed me
- 56:52too. Like one of the assassins said
- 56:55that a daughter of Spectre will always be a daughter of Spectre.
- 56:58Like I have 100% reason to think that this is a bad idea to have
- 57:04the daughter of Spectre meeting with the head of Spectre.
- 57:07Like, come on. So I'm with Bond.
- 57:12Bond has his reasons. He's got his intuition.
- 57:15Exactly. Forged over years of being
- 57:18wrong. Exactly like we're about to find
- 57:20out just how wrong he is. But as an audience member, I'm
- 57:26sitting here thinking like he is justified.
- 57:30Justified based on what the movie has shown me.
- 57:34Like everything he's saying and feeling, it tracks.
- 57:38It just turns out the movie wasn't showing us everything,
- 57:41and that's pretty brilliant. To its credit.
- 57:46So like I mentioned, Saffen essentially like forces Madeline
- 57:53to use the perfume. So now Madeline is infected with
- 57:57Project Heracles, and therefore everyone she touches for the
- 58:01rest of the movie is going to be infected with Project Heracles.
- 58:07You know, but it's harmless. Yeah, you know.
- 58:10Unless it's programmed otherwise, but.
- 58:13Like microplastics? Exactly.
- 58:15Totally harmless. PFAZ like they're not going to
- 58:18do anything to us. Not that it's.
- 58:21Totally fine, don't worry. I do like that she chickens out.
- 58:27If this were Saffin's plan, like his plan fails, he doesn't know
- 58:32that Bond is in that room because he has no reason to.
- 58:38But if we were, if this were any other villain, this would be the
- 58:42time when Madeleine Swan is killed for failing the bad guy.
- 58:46You know, because she ran away. But you know.
- 58:51Bond grabbed her wrist. Yeah, I mean, it's an
- 58:58interesting thought to say. Who was the actual plan to kill
- 59:05Blofeld? Like White?
- 59:09I don't know. They go to Blofeld to speak with
- 59:14him. I'm trying to remember why they
- 59:17need information from him like he's the last person.
- 59:19The life inspector. What enemies did you have?
- 59:22You had 500. Yeah, like who's?
- 59:23Trying assassins, but who would try to kill you?
- 59:27I'm trying to remember why he needed to meet with Blofeld
- 59:32because because it is weird that like he would think Blofeld
- 59:38would know who's trying to kill him because anyone that's
- 59:41SPECTRE failed to kill is a potential suspect so I don't
- 59:46know why. He says they're trying to find
- 59:48out where Obergev had taken was taken with the nanobots.
- 59:54I'm not sure. I'm not sold that that movie
- 59:57tells us to think that Blofeld was the man that took.
- 1:00:03Albert Chev because Blofeld was SPECTRE so like I guess on Bond
- 1:00:10side they haven't heard of another villain so I guess
- 1:00:14that's their only villain that could go to for information.
- 1:00:17Sure. Someone from Spectre, someone
- 1:00:20who's making a play for power, maybe.
- 1:00:22Like, I don't know, I, I, I forgive a lot of it because I
- 1:00:28absolutely love when Blofeld volunteers the information that
- 1:00:34they had booby trapped Vesper's tomb years ago, like right after
- 1:00:41she died. It has been waiting for him to
- 1:00:44trigger that bomb forever. And it just so happened that
- 1:00:50this was the time he decided to go, Yeah, like, he's like,
- 1:00:56Blofeld is just reveling in the fact that he was able to not
- 1:01:00only really mess up Bond psychologically, but he killed
- 1:01:06their relationship. Him and Swan Blofeld
- 1:01:12accidentally caused a breakup. And.
- 1:01:16And he's so proud of that. He's like, wow, I can't believe
- 1:01:20that. I like it worked so well.
- 1:01:23And of course, eventually Bond will grab Blofeld by the neck
- 1:01:28and that's all it takes. That's all it takes.
- 1:01:33See, and I'm, so I'm reading the wiki as we go along and I see
- 1:01:39that even the wiki says that when Bond grabs Madeline's arm
- 1:01:44or wrist, that's when he infects himself.
- 1:01:47And I'm I'm still going to say when he was gassed a few scenes
- 1:01:53ago. All the other Spectre agents DNA
- 1:01:55nanobots. It's not like the nanobots
- 1:01:57ignored him. They went into his bloodstream
- 1:02:00in order. To.
- 1:02:01Yeah, like they have to inspect the DNA to know who to kill and
- 1:02:06not. Kill.
- 1:02:09Why wouldn't Blofeld be in that list?
- 1:02:11That data set. Exactly.
- 1:02:13He's part of Spectre. Put everybody in Spectre on that
- 1:02:16data set. Unless Saffin is so tedious that
- 1:02:19he's like Overchev target every member of Spectre except
- 1:02:24Blofeld, we're going to get him separately with a better virus.
- 1:02:30That's why he goes to meet with Madeleine, which apparently
- 1:02:33happens before Bond shows up at Blofeld's place.
- 1:02:37So we backtrack a little bit to hear more about Saffen.
- 1:02:40And I don't really, I feel like he tells the story of Madeline's
- 1:02:46dad killing his family, which was Mr. White killing Saffin's
- 1:02:51family. So he came back for revenge,
- 1:02:53which is the intro of this movie.
- 1:02:56But then we see him talk about saving the little girl, which
- 1:02:59was Madeline. And she gets essentially she
- 1:03:04puts it all together that oh, this is the guy.
- 1:03:06I couldn't tell from his face. He he gives her the mask and
- 1:03:10then she puts it all together. Like I was going to say, it's
- 1:03:15the. Same, I guess after he saved the
- 1:03:17little girl he just walked away because he had a mask on for the
- 1:03:22entire intro. So if.
- 1:03:24But then he like he saves her but then what does she like?
- 1:03:29I'm I'm a little lost in her back story.
- 1:03:31I mean, they don't tell us they don't.
- 1:03:33We will forever be lost. How long did he stay with her?
- 1:03:39Because that doesn't make a lot of.
- 1:03:41Sense I think the only way it works is if he leaves
- 1:03:46immediately after rescuing the child and then deciding to watch
- 1:03:51her the same way he watches everyone else because he's just
- 1:03:54a voyeur until he gets a bunch of power.
- 1:03:59That's the only way it makes sense in my head.
- 1:04:01Because otherwise she would have recognized his face because the
- 1:04:06the little bit of the mask that gets broken off reveals some of
- 1:04:10his scarring. So his scarring existed ever
- 1:04:14since she first met him. So she would have recognized him
- 1:04:21if she ever saw his full face. But.
- 1:04:25I guess it's not. I feel like the interview is
- 1:04:29supposed to give us more back story but I literally can't
- 1:04:33remember much else than him telling the story and showing
- 1:04:37her the mask. Yeah, and I don't think it was
- 1:04:39meant to give us back story. I think it was meant to show us
- 1:04:41how creepy Saffin is, because I got big creepy vibes from him.
- 1:04:46It's like, oh, he's so gross. He does a good job with the
- 1:04:53voice and everything. But yeah, that that does.
- 1:04:59You know, one of the things that Blofeld tells Bond, jumping back
- 1:05:04to where we were, was that this whole time, Madeline has been in
- 1:05:07love with Bond. Even after they broke up, she
- 1:05:11never moved on. Yeah.
- 1:05:16Because he's been asking her those questions when they meet
- 1:05:19I. Guess somehow they're
- 1:05:21comfortable enough with each other that she's willing to to
- 1:05:24get relationship advice from the biggest criminal in the world.
- 1:05:30Somehow the emperor returned. Yeah.
- 1:05:34And he knows all these things. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:05:38But you know, it's it's enough for Bond to need to track
- 1:05:43Madeline down. But again, I think Bond is
- 1:05:47tracking her down because he still thinks that she's evil.
- 1:05:53Like he's coming here to be like, who killed Blofeld?
- 1:05:57Clearly you stopped working for Spectre and are now working for
- 1:06:04Saphen. Well, whoever else is out there,
- 1:06:06he doesn't know yet. But so I like, I don't know.
- 1:06:11I'm conflicted. He comes in, he's not as brutal.
- 1:06:15He's not coming. Does he come in with a gun?
- 1:06:19Like I can't remember what he does.
- 1:06:23Comes in, I think she's there because that's where she went
- 1:06:32and then they talk like immediately kind of make up and
- 1:06:37then the little girl shows up. Yeah, she's calling from
- 1:06:40upstairs. I first time watching it, I
- 1:06:44think I was surprised. I did not expect a little kid.
- 1:06:48And then it was like, oh, they didn't see each other for five
- 1:06:54years. And this little kid again as you
- 1:06:57go past for five years old I. Suppose.
- 1:07:03Complication. I first, I'm watching, I
- 1:07:05chuckled. Because it's like, oh, what?
- 1:07:08Bond accidentally had a kid and he didn't.
- 1:07:11How did he do that? Never had a kid.
- 1:07:16How did he do it after his balls were crushed?
- 1:07:19Yeah, there's an origin story for why he is infertile and, you
- 1:07:22know, essentially not able to have kids.
- 1:07:25But no, he finally. When she's like etiquette, it's
- 1:07:29not your child. I immediately believed her.
- 1:07:32I was like, of course it's not his child.
- 1:07:33Like there's no way he's shooting anything but blanks.
- 1:07:37I saw what happened to him. Oh yeah, you don't find that out
- 1:07:43until the end. Yes, it wasn't.
- 1:07:46Even though they digitally enhanced this little girl's eyes
- 1:07:49to look exactly like Daniel Craig's eyes, we're not supposed
- 1:07:53to believe that Matilda is. Well, I didn't know that you
- 1:07:57just broke it. Well, it could be context.
- 1:07:59It could also just be that she has strikingly blue eyes.
- 1:08:02They just look exactly like Daniel Craig's.
- 1:08:05And so I'm sitting here thinking, well, why not do that
- 1:08:09digitally? Like if you need a child to have
- 1:08:12the exact same eyes as another actor, then you know, just go in
- 1:08:18frame by frame and do it that way.
- 1:08:23Oh, so then they they reconcile Mathilde's there.
- 1:08:26You kind of get a little bit of bond questioning it, She says
- 1:08:29it's not your kid. And then the I think 007 says
- 1:08:36that oh, or, and somebody tells him that they're tracking Logan
- 1:08:40Ash and Logan Ash is close and he's like confused, Oh, why
- 1:08:44would you guys be tracking me? And we're like, oh, so they're
- 1:08:48coming to get you and Bond is like 60 seconds ahead of them.
- 1:08:53They managed to leave the house all together.
- 1:08:58It's a fun, it's a fun different, a set up then
- 1:09:01normally like oh, they're after us and oh, they immediately see
- 1:09:06us like oh, maybe we gave them. The it's nice to have Bond being
- 1:09:10at least one step ahead. Like even if he's barely ahead,
- 1:09:15I don't love that it's Ash who is chasing him.
- 1:09:18That part didn't make total sense to me because I'm like why
- 1:09:22did someone in the state department go to Norway?
- 1:09:25Like that's that's weird. Like, wouldn't his passport get
- 1:09:29checked? But whatever, I don't know.
- 1:09:32I don't know. I don't know.
- 1:09:33The movie wants us to to believe it, so I'll believe it.
- 1:09:37Saffin or not Saffin Ash will eventually die at this point,
- 1:09:42but it's. The car chase is OK.
- 1:09:47I, I feel like it was nice that he got rid of the first two that
- 1:09:50they saw and then seven more show up and it, it gets a little
- 1:09:55bit more desperate to think that, oh, Bond with one gun and
- 1:10:00a car is going to make it. Out of and it's not AQ tech car,
- 1:10:03it does not have bulletproof no anything.
- 1:10:06It is just a normal commuter vehicle that Bond is trying to
- 1:10:10escape with a mother and child, so it feels like it has some
- 1:10:15steaks. Nobody gets hurt.
- 1:10:17So it didn't really have steaks, but it is affected.
- 1:10:22Some bad guys died. Yeah, yeah, some people died.
- 1:10:26Just none of the main characters, which is fine, it
- 1:10:30just serves for Saffen to pick up and.
- 1:10:33We do get to learn a little bit about Saffen's back story.
- 1:10:37We get to learn that his family was a family of poisoners and
- 1:10:44that's always interesting to me. Like the art of poison is one of
- 1:10:51those things where I absolutely believe anyone who who hates
- 1:10:55those particular practitioners. Like, I can totally buy that
- 1:11:00either Mr. White independently or Mr. White under the orders of
- 1:11:04Spectre would be like, let's poison the poisoners, they're
- 1:11:10too good at this, let's just get rid of them.
- 1:11:14We need their something. Yeah, we need their.
- 1:11:17We need their island. Oh, poison.
- 1:11:19Yes, gardens. I mean, oh, isn't that.
- 1:11:25I feel like it's like, you know, a Lion King, where last time it
- 1:11:30was the Count of Monte Cristo. This guy is just Simba coming
- 1:11:33back to the family garden to yeah rule again.
- 1:11:38Yeah, I mean, he took over from Scar.
- 1:11:41Now we're just seeing what happens when another lion comes
- 1:11:44in and decides to take over. So I mean that this Saffin still
- 1:11:52is just mostly creepy and poison kind of fits with the nanobot.
- 1:11:59So you know, I'm OK with it. He's not until they talk
- 1:12:04together about how similar they are.
- 1:12:06I don't feel like he's a super villain.
- 1:12:10He just has access to the things.
- 1:12:14Yeah, he just feels overly powerful, but not particularly
- 1:12:18super. Yeah, not strong in the sense
- 1:12:22that I think what and the last one or no in Quantum of Solace,
- 1:12:28once Bond gets one-on-one with bad guy from Quantum Solace,
- 1:12:33whatever. Green.
- 1:12:36He beats him up real easy. Same thing with this one.
- 1:12:40Unless you got a gun in the drop on Bond, he's going to beat you
- 1:12:44in a melee fight. Yeah.
- 1:12:46You are not prepared to go one-on-one with Bond in any
- 1:12:51situation. I do like that Saffin is able to
- 1:12:55capture Madeline and Matilda, if only because we need to have
- 1:13:03some kind of stakes. Like if if it's just that Saffin
- 1:13:09is alone on this island, then we'll just bomb it.
- 1:13:12You know, just bomb it until there is no more island and it
- 1:13:16is just sea again. But because there are civilians
- 1:13:21on the island now bond and know me have to talk am into letting
- 1:13:25them invade. So you know, for me, I'm like,
- 1:13:30great, we get more movie. But I mean I don't want to jump
- 1:13:36to the end of the rescue mission but essentially all the lead up
- 1:13:41to Bond having to rescue them from the island.
- 1:13:46I I, I enjoy it and I enjoy the mission happening.
- 1:13:51I am just lost when he has to go open the sunroof again for the
- 1:14:02missile silos and. I think I know what you're
- 1:14:06talking about and I I. Feel like he doesn't have to.
- 1:14:10He doesn't have, I don't know, he gets the drop on Bond, the
- 1:14:17the bad guy gets the drop on Bond.
- 1:14:21But that's, that's jumping ahead.
- 1:14:22I'm prepared to say I don't love how we end the rescue mission.
- 1:14:32I'm OK with it, but let's do the rescue mission because the first
- 1:14:37thing I need to point out, and I should have pointed this out,
- 1:14:40maybe in the last movie we were told Q is afraid of flying in
- 1:14:47Skyfall. Like, that was the reason why
- 1:14:50Miss Moneypenny had to go and deliver like one more gadget to
- 1:14:57Bond was because Q was too afraid to fly.
- 1:15:01And then like, now he's literally in the plane when the
- 1:15:06door, the back door is gonna open and he's totally calm.
- 1:15:10Like, he's more upset about his papers being blown around.
- 1:15:14And I'm just like, this dude is afraid of flying.
- 1:15:17Why did we give up on that characterization within one
- 1:15:20movie and just never address it again?
- 1:15:22Oh, we all forgot about it, Yeah.
- 1:15:25So that's I just I just needed I didn't point it out in the last
- 1:15:28episode. I and now I have no excuse not
- 1:15:31to because he's literally in the plane like but I do like their
- 1:15:36glider, the Q tech glider that I get like that's.
- 1:15:39Pretty cool Bund always belongs under the water ever since.
- 1:15:44Moon Maker he has. He has always been in his
- 1:15:50element when he can fight underwater, or at least.
- 1:15:55Do something underwater. Yeah, yeah, I I like the
- 1:16:01infiltration. I like the the jet.
- 1:16:03I don't understand how no one sees it, but I guess if it's a
- 1:16:07very bare bones operation, you probably don't have that many
- 1:16:12exterior guards, especially ones looking at the sky.
- 1:16:16But it's not every day that you see this black object fly from
- 1:16:22the sky and crash into the water.
- 1:16:25Like I would think that would get someone's attention, but it
- 1:16:28got no one's attention. It just disappeared.
- 1:16:31We approached from the right direction of this island.
- 1:16:35Perfect blind spot that also happened to be an opening right
- 1:16:40inside. And because this is an old World
- 1:16:43War 2 Japanese base, you know, they've got some infrastructure
- 1:16:51already built in, much of it in disrepair, including this
- 1:16:56submarine launching Bay that they get into.
- 1:17:00I, I like the disrepair. I like the arches that are kind
- 1:17:04of at an angle and look like they're falling apart.
- 1:17:06I don't. Know how does it feel like
- 1:17:08Alcatraz in the Rock? Yeah, like it's not actually in
- 1:17:12use, but what is in it. Yeah, like, oh, that part I
- 1:17:16like. I like when things that have
- 1:17:19been abandoned have suddenly been reclaimed but not
- 1:17:23refinished or touched at all. Just now we're using it as is.
- 1:17:32So I, I like the design of some of this stuff that we're gonna
- 1:17:36see. I like the giant imposing room,
- 1:17:41the hallway that we go into immediately to, you know, find
- 1:17:46our control room. It's got like mostly shadow, but
- 1:17:52then like nice rectangles of light.
- 1:17:54But they're talking. Yeah, that's a nice little.
- 1:17:57You got all these people in hazmat suits in the water and
- 1:18:02walking. Around get on the poison I
- 1:18:05guess. Yeah, I don't.
- 1:18:08OK, My part of the movie that I don't understand is why poison
- 1:18:13like they're making a nanobot virus, Why is the delivery
- 1:18:19method so connected to poison? And furthermore, why is it that
- 1:18:25if you touch it in its raw form, it melts you essentially?
- 1:18:33Yeah, I don't know. That's the part of this
- 1:18:35conclusion that I'm like, what? Because it would look cool.
- 1:18:39They couldn't figure out, they couldn't figure out anything
- 1:18:42else. I think when he's in the control
- 1:18:45room, they find Obrichev and kind of corners all the
- 1:18:49scientists. He says something like, oh, you
- 1:18:52know, those little the, the water, whatever that those
- 1:18:56people are tending to is the farm.
- 1:18:59And in here is the factory where they actually make the nanobots.
- 1:19:03Or process them again like. Yeah, the farming activity,
- 1:19:07whatever is there is poisonous, not necessarily the end result.
- 1:19:13Nanobots. It's yeah, it's just the hay.
- 1:19:17I don't know. OK, I will live with that.
- 1:19:20It's the raw material that will become the nanobots.
- 1:19:25Super nanobots, yeah. Apparently nanobots grow on
- 1:19:30trees, or at least in poison. Poison that they put in them.
- 1:19:36Maybe that's how it works. It's like they deliver disease.
- 1:19:39They deliver poison once they find the right DNAI suppose.
- 1:19:44I Oh my gosh, there's OK, there's 1 little trope that I
- 1:19:52kind of dislike. And that's when you have to
- 1:19:56suddenly make a bad guy more of a bad guy to somehow justify why
- 1:20:02you need to kill him. These, these are people with a
- 1:20:05license to kill. They can kill whoever the hell
- 1:20:07they want to kill, but for some reason we need Obrachev to get
- 1:20:11real racist real fast. He just starts cut, you know,
- 1:20:17using every dog whistle that you can think of until Nomi kicks
- 1:20:22him into the poison. She has to say her her bond
- 1:20:26quip. But yeah, I think it was.
- 1:20:29I mean, granted, we didn't hear much from Gorbachev, but yeah,
- 1:20:34this is OK. It's justified.
- 1:20:37Kick him in. It is time to die.
- 1:20:39It's just like, to me, he's always been, you know, justified
- 1:20:44in being killed. You guys have a license to kill.
- 1:20:47Like, you're allowed to do it, especially with the bad guys.
- 1:20:51But, you know, just so the audience is aware that this is
- 1:20:54indeed the bad guy, we also got to make sure that for like, his
- 1:20:58last three lines, he gets real, real racist.
- 1:21:02And I agree, kick the racist off the Cliff, like, 100%.
- 1:21:06I'm good with it. But it's just weird that like,
- 1:21:10the already bad guy needs to be made into the bad guy.
- 1:21:15I'm already good with killing him.
- 1:21:16Just kill him. Make sure that you don't have
- 1:21:20any empathy left for him. And then comes the scene that
- 1:21:25you texted me that you were watching, and when you texted it
- 1:21:29to me, oh boy, it all came rushing back.
- 1:21:32It might be my favorite image in the movie.
- 1:21:35I really liked it. Let.
- 1:21:37Me go back to my text because I'm trying to remember oh oh.
- 1:21:47The way you describe it makes me think you didn't like it as much
- 1:21:50as I did like. I think it's when I went back to
- 1:21:55write down where I was. Bond and Saffen have a meet up
- 1:22:00where Bond surrenders his weapons.
- 1:22:02They're surrounded by guards, but Saffen is sitting on the
- 1:22:05floor with Matilde being. So creepy.
- 1:22:10So gross and creepy. I like, I think the motivations
- 1:22:15are kind of explored a little bit.
- 1:22:17Bond definitely holds the ground as being sane.
- 1:22:21We are not both heroes that are just killing people to make life
- 1:22:28more efficient. But Saffin's worldview of, well,
- 1:22:33people are just expecting to live how they're told to live
- 1:22:37and then die without seeing it coming.
- 1:22:40And it's like, I can, I can understand that's a that's a way
- 1:22:44that you're explaining your, your personality.
- 1:22:49But it feels a bit like low key in The Avengers where he's like,
- 1:22:55oh, you guys are meant to be ruled over.
- 1:22:57Yeah, well, that's your opinion, and it's pretty damn.
- 1:23:02We don't love it and it's. Whenever you get these people
- 1:23:05who are like no more free will humans have to be controlled,
- 1:23:10they always, whether this is real life or fiction, they
- 1:23:14always believe they are the only ones who have the answers.
- 1:23:18They would never volunteer to be controlled by someone else.
- 1:23:23And that's one of those things that I think about in our modern
- 1:23:26world where I'm like, you may think that your way is the best
- 1:23:31way, but if your way is forced upon you, you're suddenly going
- 1:23:35to dislike that way real, real fast.
- 1:23:37Like, no one wants to have anything forced upon them, even
- 1:23:42the things that they think they like.
- 1:23:44I think that's just not the way it is.
- 1:23:45So, yeah, Saffin completely. Just like the dude from Skyfall,
- 1:23:51my favorite guy, and I've completely forgotten his name.
- 1:23:55He also was like, I'm fully justified.
- 1:23:58I have the best thinking. And Bond was like, no, no, you
- 1:24:02don't. Yeah, Silva.
- 1:24:04And he's like, you don't. You don't know anything you
- 1:24:06don't like. You are completely off base.
- 1:24:09We are nothing like each other. And now I'm going to shoot your
- 1:24:12bodyguards. Yeah.
- 1:24:15Yeah, writing it down made it seem sillier than it looks
- 1:24:20because the the trapdoor in the mainstage that the whatever
- 1:24:26actor is making a deal with Mephistopheles goes to hell
- 1:24:31through just opens up for staff and to disappear, whence Bond
- 1:24:37pulls his hidden gun and kills the guards.
- 1:24:40It's like, OK, I mean that if you have already kind of invited
- 1:24:46Bond into this room and you know that that's there, I can see it
- 1:24:49as a valid escape. But also it feels too prepared.
- 1:24:56Is this still a World War One bunk, World War 2 bunker or or
- 1:25:01what? Clearly it's had some upgrades.
- 1:25:04A couple. They didn't leave everything in
- 1:25:06disrepair I guess. But didn't they say this was
- 1:25:09Saffin's family home? Like, yeah.
- 1:25:12His family had already been using this disputed island way
- 1:25:18back in the Spectre days so like I can believe that they would
- 1:25:23have a few upgrades and he wouldn't need to do anything.
- 1:25:28Like he would already know that these things are there because
- 1:25:30they were there the whole time. Like this is his childhood home,
- 1:25:35this is his Skyfall, so he knows the he's.
- 1:25:39Got the trap doors? Yeah, just.
- 1:25:41Pulled get him out of get him out of range of bond which.
- 1:25:47I. OK.
- 1:25:49Yeah, and I was way more nervous about it than any other time in
- 1:25:55a movie. I was like, the the little girl
- 1:25:57has been kidnapped again. Like, how is Bond going to save
- 1:26:01her? On top of that, you've got Primo
- 1:26:04trying to poison Madeline, because Madeline absolutely
- 1:26:09knows what that drink is. That's Primo is trying to make
- 1:26:13her drink. And then?
- 1:26:15Like. Yeah, it's very much on the
- 1:26:18side. And I don't even, I don't even
- 1:26:20know. I'm pretty sure Primo dies from
- 1:26:23this, but it's possible that he died from the bombing of the
- 1:26:26island and. He's just blinded.
- 1:26:31That's right. So this, this the, the thing I'm
- 1:26:34talking about is when Swan gets her poison tea, she throws it
- 1:26:39into Primo's face so she can escape.
- 1:26:41And I think at the same time Matild Matild is biting Saffin
- 1:26:49so she can escape. So it's like mother and daughter
- 1:26:53are so similar to each other and they mother finds bond and then
- 1:26:58eventually bond and mother reunite with daughter.
- 1:27:04But I do remember just thinking like, wow, like way to be mom
- 1:27:09and daughter. Like both of you are just going
- 1:27:11to fight your way out. Survive and make it through.
- 1:27:14I think that was a good way to show her personality.
- 1:27:21She's not gonna just drink the tea and die.
- 1:27:25She's gonna do try and blind the guy and escape and she
- 1:27:30successfully escapes. It doesn't blind him, but.
- 1:27:34He's he's back on his feet and he's able to fight very soon.
- 1:27:37But yeah, I I do just remember thinking, what, you know,
- 1:27:42Mathilde's escape by itself. You could argue, well, she's
- 1:27:47we're gonna learn she's Bond's daughter.
- 1:27:49We did learn that she is absolutely Bond's daughter.
- 1:27:52It was the last sequence where Saffin was like, oh, you didn't
- 1:27:55know this is your daughter. And we're all like, we all knew.
- 1:27:59We all knew. Come on.
- 1:28:00Like, you can't lie to us. Anyway, you could make the
- 1:28:06argument, well, that's just Bond's daughter.
- 1:28:07Of course she's going to be actiony and she's going to bite
- 1:28:11the arm and run away. But we also get to see that
- 1:28:14Madeline Swan is an equal to Bond because she's willing to
- 1:28:19fight for her survival as well. And that kind of makes what's
- 1:28:24coming even more heartbreaking because when they finally
- 1:28:27reconcile, I finally believe the relationship.
- 1:28:31Yeah, it was. It was nice and then he's like,
- 1:28:36I'll be back in a few and. Oh.
- 1:28:38It's just heartbreaking. But at least it's the reverse of
- 1:28:45On Her Majesty. 'S Secret Service, it feels very
- 1:28:49heroic overall in the sense that as a young boy you make up
- 1:28:55scenarios of where you're at the hero and you you die saving
- 1:29:00something. And it's like, well, I mean,
- 1:29:03Bond is for essentially the same audience mentality as maybe Star
- 1:29:12Wars heroes can make it happen, maybe a little more violent in
- 1:29:16the Star Wars, but I don't know. Nobody's been beheaded like in
- 1:29:19Star Wars. Star Wars will cut off a lot
- 1:29:22more limbs. We've had two people get ground
- 1:29:25up. Yeah, in Bond movies, but yeah,
- 1:29:29we haven't had as many limbs getting chopped off.
- 1:29:32I think it's where the movie is not felt too long.
- 1:29:36It's a nice bond is is getting worn down by all of what's
- 1:29:43happening on this last mission to open the hatches so that the
- 1:29:48poison things can be exploded. 'Cause he sends no me, Madeline
- 1:29:52and Matilde away. And like you said, he's like,
- 1:29:56I'll be right there, but then immediately he has to fight
- 1:29:59Primo, right, 'cause he has to fight below.
- 1:30:03He gets the best of Primo and then he starts going upstairs.
- 1:30:07And he gets shot. Hold on, he gets the best of
- 1:30:11Primo because of an EMP watch from Q that explodes his bionic
- 1:30:17eye killing. I forgot about the exploding eye
- 1:30:22and I can't believe I forgot about what a wonderful death for
- 1:30:25a Bond movie. Like that was probably the
- 1:30:28silliest one out of all of the movie.
- 1:30:31See in what? Yeah, in this movie, that's the
- 1:30:34silliest. I'm still going to say License
- 1:30:36to Kill Pressure Chamber is the most ridiculous Bond death of
- 1:30:41them all. That one's.
- 1:30:42Hard to talk but. He was ridiculous, He.
- 1:30:46Opens the doors without getting shot.
- 1:30:48He comes back out and then the doors are closed.
- 1:30:54You're never going. To destroy the factory if the
- 1:30:57doors are closed. He investigates and then he gets
- 1:31:00shot and it's like, oh, he got the drop on bond.
- 1:31:03I'm going to back up though and argue what sort.
- 1:31:10These are missile silos. They don't have missiles in
- 1:31:14them. Where is the virus going if we
- 1:31:20don't want to fire missiles at it?
- 1:31:24Like, where is it going? Like there's buyers coming.
- 1:31:28Yeah, they listed a bunch of other countries that were on
- 1:31:31their way to make the purchase. So that we don't want them to
- 1:31:37buy this stuff, but we can't tell anybody that we made this
- 1:31:41mega virus. What if we told everybody and
- 1:31:46then everybody else came in to make sure nothing left the
- 1:31:51island? I think by that point they are
- 1:31:55there as interested buyers. I don't think you could convince
- 1:31:59them to leave the island. I think at that point they're
- 1:32:02like, well, you are MI 6, you developed it, clearly you have
- 1:32:06it, we want it too. That's that's what I would say.
- 1:32:12I was like, why do we have to blow this up?
- 1:32:15I know that so Bond can finish and be dead, but I was just
- 1:32:22like, why can't we hold off for a second and go methodically
- 1:32:28through it, make sure everybody's dead and then
- 1:32:31dispose of it. But okay.
- 1:32:34I mean, they had already fired the missiles.
- 1:32:36Like you're on a timer now. You can't tell.
- 1:32:40Like if we know anything about the British, it's when you fire
- 1:32:44a missile you absolutely cannot stop.
- 1:32:46It you can't stop it, the. One and only time that we've
- 1:32:49ever tried to stop a missile, it failed.
- 1:32:54Yeah. So I agree with you.
- 1:32:56They could have stopped the missiles.
- 1:32:58They were clearly close enough that they could have hit the
- 1:33:01abort button and destroyed all of them.
- 1:33:04But that's not dramatic. Nope.
- 1:33:07We get to. We get to have, I don't know, 5
- 1:33:12minutes of. Oh, I missed something.
- 1:33:18Oh, I mean the fight with Saffen is.
- 1:33:22See, but there's something that I'm reading in the wiki that I
- 1:33:24missed in the viewing of the movie, and I'm going to have to
- 1:33:26watch the movie again to verify it.
- 1:33:29Saffen infects Bond 1/3 time, but now with bots that are
- 1:33:35genetically coded for Madeline and Mathilde, so Bond cannot
- 1:33:41ever be reunited with them. And we know there's no cure.
- 1:33:45They've kept telling us over and over and over.
- 1:33:48Right now, like these bots were invented.
- 1:33:53Go into quarantine, live in prison in MI 6 while Hugh works
- 1:33:58around the clock developing a cure.
- 1:34:01Video calls and stuff. I That's where it's like, OK,
- 1:34:06Bond has accepted that he's kind of bleeding out from getting
- 1:34:11shot by Saffin and he's. He's at least not fast enough to
- 1:34:15run away anymore. It would be it would be
- 1:34:18difficult to get away from the missiles that they show coming
- 1:34:22and so. They just have that added bit
- 1:34:25that I missed completely. I like in my head he he was
- 1:34:30staying on the island because he was shot.
- 1:34:32I had no like I had completely missed that he had become a bomb
- 1:34:38for the two people he loved. That's that.
- 1:34:42Like it. It makes sense in this being his
- 1:34:46final movie as the actor. So I couldn't be like, oh, just
- 1:34:51let him get away like he did. He did have his time away with
- 1:34:58this woman that he loves and it's a hero's death where he
- 1:35:04gets to to call one last time. And I do think the acceptance
- 1:35:11and reaction of Q and Bond being just like in each other's ear
- 1:35:16for however many years might have been as emotional as him
- 1:35:24talking with Madeline because Q is just up in an airplane and
- 1:35:31completely helpless to to do anything that we like.
- 1:35:34He Madeline is helpless, but Q has like gadgets and stuff that
- 1:35:39he's always gotten Bond out of a jam and.
- 1:35:42I was going to say we were introduced to him being so
- 1:35:45arrogant and saying that he could do more from his chair
- 1:35:49than Bond could ever do on the field, and now he's being proven
- 1:35:54100% wrong. Yeah, there is nothing Q can do
- 1:35:58from the computer. So that felt like that felt like
- 1:36:02Felix, but Q was Bond this time. Like, well, got to let him go
- 1:36:09and aw man. And then the conversation with
- 1:36:14Madeline also worked for me. Like it it worked for me.
- 1:36:19And I was shocked. I was genuinely shocked that
- 1:36:22they killed Bond because the missile strike, there is no
- 1:36:26ambiguity. No, he is in that explosion.
- 1:36:31Yeah. Bond is 100% dead at you know.
- 1:36:36It just feels. In the movie.
- 1:36:38It just feels impossible though, like it really does.
- 1:36:41What if he just snuck out of the explosion somehow?
- 1:36:47Or if he was blown off the island into the water and
- 1:36:50survived just like he did at the beginning of the movie, like he
- 1:36:54was. He's been blown up many times in
- 1:36:56this arc of movies. Yeah.
- 1:37:01I think it was. It was fitting and I think it's
- 1:37:05supposed to be sad, and it was. It worked for me.
- 1:37:09I was, I was sad. I wasn't crying like it.
- 1:37:12Like, this wasn't by any means a truly deeply emotional movie for
- 1:37:17me, but I really was like, wow, like that was really effective
- 1:37:21for a dumb Bond movie. Like, I've watched 24 of these
- 1:37:26things and have never felt anything but like, oh, that was
- 1:37:29cool or that was kind of dumb. And now I'm like, wow, that was
- 1:37:33really kind of emotional. Yeah, I think it was a nice to
- 1:37:43see how the rest of the team reacts and how Madeline and
- 1:37:49Matild kind of accept like all of this, all of this stuff that
- 1:37:55Bond essentially did for them to help them survive and.
- 1:38:00Well, let's get to that by. Some self to do.
- 1:38:03Because the epilogue, like you just essentially mentioned the
- 1:38:06two parts of the epilogue. Like, yeah, we've got the people
- 1:38:09who are watching it happen Live 26, where we've got the main
- 1:38:14cast, including Tanner. And I do kind of find it silly
- 1:38:18that people are like, oh, and Tanner's here too, but you know,
- 1:38:23he was here too. He's been here the whole
- 1:38:25franchise. But the part that really kind of
- 1:38:31touched me harder than any other part of this movie, The part
- 1:38:33that almost did crack me and get me to cry, was when they poured,
- 1:38:39they had a drink for everyone, including Bond.
- 1:38:42And then I think it's M who reaches down and there's a close
- 1:38:45up of the glass and he just taps his to the the unaccounted for
- 1:38:51or Bond's drink, I guess. And that was the part where I
- 1:38:55was like, oh, it really feels real.
- 1:38:58Now like. Oh man, he really is gone.
- 1:39:01He's like this Bond is dead, 100% dead.
- 1:39:05Yeah, we still. Have a double O 7 in this
- 1:39:08universe but James Bond. Is a dead man and and I felt it
- 1:39:16most when M clinked his drink to Bond's drink.
- 1:39:21Oh, I'm feeling it now. I'm like.
- 1:39:26And then yeah, the final, the final final with Madeline and
- 1:39:30Matilde driving together. The road almost felt like the
- 1:39:34opening Rd. in Quantum of Solace, but it is the.
- 1:39:37Opening Rd. from the beginning of this movie where Bond is over
- 1:39:41there, but it is a curvy road and I will say, you know.
- 1:39:46Just because we had just had that MI 6 scene and then we're
- 1:39:50watching a car driving. In my head I was like, oh, we're
- 1:39:54going to see that. Somehow Bond made it.
- 1:39:56And you know, he's there. He is, but somehow it's just
- 1:40:00Madeline and Matilda or Matilde in that car.
- 1:40:05Heart wrenching. Yeah, but you know, she's going
- 1:40:09to tell the story of James Bond. I do think that.
- 1:40:14I mean for the most. Part Most funerals in
- 1:40:18remembrances just kind of gloss over maybe our flaws.
- 1:40:24So this one essentially is, you know, for all of the bad parts
- 1:40:29of bond, all of the bond, there were a lot of them.
- 1:40:32There were a lot. Oh boy, we've got lists.
- 1:40:37Save the day at the end and everybody is.
- 1:40:42Safe and healthy. And it's like, and that's his
- 1:40:49hero's journey. It's interesting, enjoyable way
- 1:40:55to end it. Like I wrote down that when I
- 1:40:59first heard of Harry Potter, I was like, well, obviously Harry
- 1:41:02Potter has to die in the last book.
- 1:41:04It's like, well, can't have your name on the whole thing.
- 1:41:09Yeah. Like you, you gotta do the whole
- 1:41:12hero's sacrifice, right? Like now, yeah.
- 1:41:15You're gonna you're going to beat evil and then grow old, OK?
- 1:41:22I mean, Harry Potter did make the sacrifice play just for some
- 1:41:26reason he. Got better.
- 1:41:28That's the part of the Harry Potter franchise that always
- 1:41:30made me angry, is the fact that he absolutely was killed, and
- 1:41:35then he's just better again. It got better.
- 1:41:37I have the magical machine. That makes me survive even
- 1:41:45death. Just once, though.
- 1:41:47Just the one time. Yeah, he absolutely must defend
- 1:41:51himself from being killed. The second time, but the first
- 1:41:54time he is murdered right there. Yep.
- 1:42:01But this time he's murdered. And I'm going to say, as I said
- 1:42:05in the intro, I love an ending and this this did it.
- 1:42:12This was like, even if there are more Bond movies and there will
- 1:42:17be more Bond movies in the future, you can always look at
- 1:42:21the Daniel Craig movies, those 5 movies and they are one complete
- 1:42:26story from beginning to end. That was a couple holes, but
- 1:42:31yeah, there and it there are a couple of missteps you.
- 1:42:34You take a couple of stumbles along the.
- 1:42:36Way but it is a self-contained story like none of the other
- 1:42:42Bond movies even attempted to connect to each other.
- 1:42:48So good on the Daniel Craig period for trying to at least do
- 1:42:52something different and I have a lot of respect for it now.
- 1:42:56Like I never knew that they ended at least his franchise
- 1:43:02with a true ending. That's crazy and amazing
- 1:43:07compared to all the other bonds. Yeah, that's very different.
- 1:43:11Now we know there will be. More Amazon has purchased.
- 1:43:16MGM Studios and all of its properties, which includes the
- 1:43:21Bond franchise, We know that there's going to be a video game
- 1:43:24coming out very soon that's going to be another origin
- 1:43:27story. I say another origin story.
- 1:43:31We barely got an origin story in Casino Royale.
- 1:43:35Like, we got maybe a first mission, but this appears to be
- 1:43:39like training and a bit more Kingsman style.
- 1:43:42Oh, OK. But we don't know what Amazon is
- 1:43:44going to do, you know, could be good.
- 1:43:48Like Fallout, you know? Yeah.
- 1:43:50They've. They've sometimes done really
- 1:43:53great things, but I'm going to. Say it's got to be a theatrical
- 1:43:57release for us to touch it again.
- 1:44:01That'd be interesting. Like, of course you and I can
- 1:44:03watch it and just watch it and have a good time with it.
- 1:44:05But. I'd say for.
- 1:44:07Potato chip pictures to do a an actual yeah like an episode or
- 1:44:12more on bond again and it. Has to be a theatrical.
- 1:44:16Release not a streaming exclusive.
- 1:44:19I think that's fair. Yeah, I would watch a streaming
- 1:44:23exclusive. Don't get me.
- 1:44:24Wrong Amazon. I am fully on board, I'm just.
- 1:44:27Not going to put it on the podcast well, on this podcast
- 1:44:34we. Do.
- 1:44:36Ratings, not grades. The key difference being where
- 1:44:39you find the average. See, in a grade, you don't want
- 1:44:42students to feel bad. So you say A7 out of 10 is the
- 1:44:45average, and that's where we want people to fall.
- 1:44:48And that works for grading. But we're adults now and so we
- 1:44:51know that an average, which is actually a 5 out of 10.
- 1:44:54So when we say a movie is 5 out of 10, we're not saying it's a
- 1:44:57bad movie. We're saying it's right in the
- 1:44:58middle. Good, bad, doesn't matter.
- 1:45:01It's average. It's it's right there.
- 1:45:04It says what it does on the 10. It's a 5 out of 10.
- 1:45:07So with that in mind, let's go back to it.
- 1:45:11Justin, why don't you go first this time and tell me on a scale
- 1:45:14of 1 to 10, where would you put No Time to Die?
- 1:45:18It'd be really hard to rank it the same as Casino Royale
- 1:45:22because I have. Like actual reasons why I enjoy
- 1:45:25Casino Royale, just the plot and the the the acts and how
- 1:45:34everything happens. This one, I think I enjoy it
- 1:45:40because it fits what it needs to in the time that it has and it's
- 1:45:44got a lot of time. I would rank it above I think
- 1:45:49all the other ones except for casino.
- 1:45:51So I'll go with A7 for my rating.
- 1:45:58Any any other things that we missed that you want to throw in
- 1:46:01there to justify it? I.
- 1:46:06Think I'm still confused as to who is on what side of who.
- 1:46:12Because the the backstabbing doesn't quite pan out with Primo
- 1:46:19knowing Saffin's plan. And it could just all be that
- 1:46:22Saffin kept it to himself, sure. But I feel like Casino,
- 1:46:29everybody had their motivation and it was unimpeachable.
- 1:46:35Everybody was after the money for this or that reason.
- 1:46:40And here and even though Primo is just like a henchman could
- 1:46:47have used maybe a bit more explanation of of that.
- 1:46:55I don't think it was necessary, but trying to pin down who is
- 1:47:01doing what for why it's not as clear cut and that's why I would
- 1:47:08probably bring it below casino. The only thing in casino that's
- 1:47:12suspect is the fact that she, Vesper, has a thing to betray
- 1:47:17bond over. Beyond that, like everybody's
- 1:47:21got their cards right in front of them.
- 1:47:25Yep, I. I came into this saying that my
- 1:47:34idea was that it would be a six out of 10, like slightly above
- 1:47:40the average. But there was a lot of stuff to
- 1:47:43it that didn't really work for me when I had watched it.
- 1:47:46But then as I was thinking about it and kind of, you know, really
- 1:47:51sitting with it and especially in this discussion, I'm at a 7
- 1:47:56out of 10. I agree with you 100%.
- 1:47:58I'm I'm right there with you. Like there are more good things
- 1:48:03about this movie than bad things.
- 1:48:05There are bad things in this movie.
- 1:48:07There are things that just don't work, things that you're just
- 1:48:10like what what is going on? And there are absolutely dumb
- 1:48:14parts of this movie. But it did try to do things
- 1:48:19differently than any other movie in the franchise.
- 1:48:24I really liked. Is it Rami or Rami Malek?
- 1:48:29I like Saffin as a villain. I think he's my second favorite
- 1:48:33in the Daniel Craig era. He just worked for me.
- 1:48:39I don't love Project Heracles because, and you mentioned
- 1:48:45microplastics. What I had been thinking about
- 1:48:47was the PFAZ, the stuff you put on non stick cooking things that
- 1:48:53now like 99% of the human population has just in their in
- 1:48:58their bodies. Yeah, like this to me felt a lot
- 1:49:03like that where I was like, OK, well, there we go.
- 1:49:06We've got another thing that the the guys failed on.
- 1:49:10And same with the last movie. Like once Nine Eyes happens and
- 1:49:14you've got a universal watch, like a machine to watch
- 1:49:20everyone, even though you have taken out Specter, it's not like
- 1:49:25the world governments are going to be like, all right now we've
- 1:49:27got to shut down this project. Now they're just going to do it
- 1:49:30again. And on top of that, in the real
- 1:49:33world that we live in, they've already done it and we're
- 1:49:36already being monitored. So the bad guys won in the real
- 1:49:39world versus that. So I guess my only real
- 1:49:43complaint is that we're looking at another movie where I look at
- 1:49:46the real world and say, oh, it would have been nice if Bond had
- 1:49:49decided to help us here. Like, it's too bad that the it's
- 1:49:54too bad just decided to talk about something that's a little
- 1:49:58too real. Just the scary things that you
- 1:50:02know eventually exist. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:50:07So that's that's my only real. Complaint about the movie is
- 1:50:13just feeling like oh it's too close too close to home but
- 1:50:20otherwise I'm I'm still kind of on board with it I yeah 7 out of
- 1:50:2610 I think it's it's worth checking out guys do it watch it
- 1:50:30might have been a little biased after having watched 20 plus of
- 1:50:33these movies just because it felt.
- 1:50:35Like oh, Bond is finally tired of this, but it all kind of
- 1:50:41connects with Daniel Craig. His Bond being just threw the
- 1:50:45wringer from first movie to the last.
- 1:50:49Yep, he has had the roughest. Of all of the Bonds, like he's
- 1:50:55had the most brutal, he's had the torture sequences.
- 1:50:59The only other Bond who has ever been tortured has been Pierce
- 1:51:03Brosnan, and Bond has been tortured twice.
- 1:51:08Like we had Sean Connery almost get lasered to death.
- 1:51:15But that's the closest we've had to him being tortured.
- 1:51:19Yeah, I I think he's my favorite Bond.
- 1:51:22I think I think Daniel Craig is, is my top Bond.
- 1:51:25That's an easy, easy call to make.
- 1:51:27Yeah, yeah. There's just something about a
- 1:51:30self-contained. Universe that's just really
- 1:51:32fantastic. But we're not going to get into
- 1:51:35our micro ratings. Oh, show averages 7 should be
- 1:51:40pretty obvious. Both of us were sevens.
- 1:51:41Guess what, it's A7. I'm going to send you a list of
- 1:51:48stuff that we're going to kind of rate and review and then
- 1:51:51anything else you want to talk about for the franchise we can
- 1:51:53talk about. Because what we're going to do
- 1:51:57with every franchise that we review is do a final wrap up
- 1:52:03episode. You know, just a way to look
- 1:52:06back at the franchise as a whole and be like, what did we like?
- 1:52:10What did we not like? And I'm excited to do that for
- 1:52:15the first time with a 25, all of these options, all the things to
- 1:52:20go back through. But at least there won't be.
- 1:52:22Two hours total I think. It'll be.
- 1:52:25I'm sitting here thinking there's a very real possibility
- 1:52:29of having another two hour. Wrap up because there's so many
- 1:52:33things in this franchise, whereas if we do something
- 1:52:37that's only like 2 or 3 movies, the wrap up might only be an
- 1:52:41hour. Like if that, there just won't
- 1:52:44be enough to talk about. Gotcha.
- 1:52:47But this has had a lot of ups and downs.
- 1:52:49We'll get. We'll do that one too, yeah.
- 1:52:53Yeah, Oh boy. Well, we've.
- 1:52:57Made it through 25 movies. Guys, we skipped 2 unofficial
- 1:53:05Bond movies. I have only ever seen the first
- 1:53:10Casino Royale and I I don't remember much about it except
- 1:53:14that I hated it and that might be why I don't remember anything
- 1:53:18about it. I think it was 1967, maybe 66
- 1:53:23when Casino Royale came out, the first one.
- 1:53:27I'd be interested to see what is in it.
- 1:53:29But yeah, yeah, it's definitely. Nothing like the Daniel Craig
- 1:53:34movie. But yeah, and then never say
- 1:53:40never again. We skipped as well.
- 1:53:42That was the Sean Connery's return in the 1980s when he
- 1:53:48played a very old James Bond who was supposed to be retired.
- 1:53:53I haven't watched it, so I can't speak to it, but it sounds as
- 1:53:57though that's what they were doing with Skyfall, where they
- 1:54:01were like, you're too old, Too old to do this.
- 1:54:07Yeah, All right. I guess I can say the last
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- 1:55:21don't really gamble. I mean, I imagine that it
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- 1:55:57All right. Well, I guess for, well, the
- 1:56:02first time because we're never going to say this, I think,
- 1:56:06unless you want to. But potato chip pictures will
- 1:56:12return in, I guess, a wrap up. Yeah.
- 1:56:17Not with James Bond. He's gone.
- 1:56:19Yeah. This movie did end with a James
- 1:56:23Bond will return. I did specifically look for.
- 1:56:26That so the franchise is not dead, but we're not returning
- 1:56:32with James Bond. He's he's we're going without
- 1:56:35him and we're going to talk behind his back in the next
- 1:56:39episode of Potato Chip pictures. Thank you guys for listening.
- 1:56:44Goodbye, goodbye. It's going to be weird.
- 1:57:01Not watching a movie. This week I think I'll be fine
- 1:57:05with it.