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Fuck You: Resume People · Let's Get Naked

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Hey everyone, I'm Anne.
• 0:01
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome to another mini episode of The Let's Get Naked.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, today we're going to be talking about resume people.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_00: And if you're not sure what I'm talking about, it's the guy or the gal that leads with their resume all the time.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_00: And the resume doesn't have to just be job stuff.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, I don't even know where it stems from.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like they're uncomfortable in the silence, or they want people to validate them, or whatever it is.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: What I will say is nothing screams, I'm a douchebag louder than you giving your resume to everyone.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_00: And that could be uh, here's what my portfolio is, or did you see my car that I drive?
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_00: Or I spent$6,000 on this bottle of wine.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: Like, no one cares, boss.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_00: You look like a fucking D-ban.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_00: Thousand percent you look like a D-bank.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody wants to be your friend.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_00: That's what that looks like.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: People will tolerate you for that, but I've never once been like, oh my God, isn't Bill so great?
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you love when he fucking gives you the whole list of all of the great shit that he has?
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like, why don't you fucking share something about the impact that you're having on the world or the amount of time you spend with your children instead of the fact that you're fucking working so that you have a 10,000 square foot house that no one is allowed to fucking come to with your$6,000 bottles of shit.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: And here's the whole thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not trying to begrudge anyone from having nice things.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_00: Have all the nice things you want.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_00: But if your instinct is when you get around other people to brag about all of the shit that you have, fuck you.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_00: You sound like a fucking ding dong.
• 1:21
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• 1:27
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• 1:28
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• 1:32
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• 1:41
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• 1:44
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• 1:52
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• 2:07
  SPEAKER_00: No, thank you.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: I love our producer.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_00: He's laughing over in the background because when we were talking about it before we started recording, he's like, look at my portfolio.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_00: Which is totally true.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: It's like no one cares.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_00: Like, that's the least this the shit that you have is the least interesting thing about you, right?
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_00: When people talk about like what do you do for work?
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: That's the least interesting thing that I do for for my whole entire everything that makes up Anne.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: Let's normalize a conversation where we talk about what are you doing to give back?
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: What's important to you?
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  SPEAKER_00: What are you passionate about right now?
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: Where do you plug in?
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: Like, can't that be a thing?
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, start building some character instead of your fucking resume and your titles and your list of shit, you know, where you're keeping up with the Joneses.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: I think we've all figured out that the Joneses are a bunch of fucking dumb cunts.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: They really are.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_00: No one needs to keep up with them.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: Who started that?
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Like, how do you explain to your kids who didn't see you throughout their childhood that you were working so that they could live in a nice big house but never see you?
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_00: Like we've normalized that.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: We've normalized where people like overextend themselves financially so that they can have all of these things so that other people think you're cool.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody thinks you're cool, boss.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_00: I guess maybe other people in other circles do.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_00: I do, I couldn't give a shit less what you have stuffed.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: They want the praise, I think.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: They want people to be, wow.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: Well, they don't know that's cool.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe they don't know how to validate themselves.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: I I don't, I seriously don't know where that comes from, but I will tell you it's not a good look.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: So if you're that guy or you're that gal who feels like when you meet a new person, if you find yourself like, look at what this leather couch costs me, or like whatever it is.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: It's always weird shit.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I was talking to a friend recently and he's like talking about some fucking ding-dong that's like, look at this car that I drive, and look at this fucking house that I live in, and look at this fucking bottle of wine, and look at these fucking tits that I bought for my wife, and like all of the things it's like, bro, fucking big thumbs down, big thumbs down.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck you.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_00: Work on your character.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_00: And that's all we're gonna say about that.