Latest / Classic Metal Show / WHY IS SEBASTIAN BACH THREATENING US?

Transcript

WHY IS SEBASTIAN BACH THREATENING US? · Classic Metal Show

0:15
SPEAKER_01: It is your classic metal show right here on theclassicmetalshow.com.
0:20
SPEAKER_01: Kicking off the show tonight,
0:21
SPEAKER_01: we heard something from Scorpions right there with the Passion Rules the Game.
0:26
SPEAKER_01: And we heard down from the NOLA release with Stone the Crow and a guy who knows just
0:32
SPEAKER_01: a little bit about getting stoned, my good friend and partner, Chris Aiken.
0:35
SPEAKER_01: What's going on there, Chris?
0:37
SPEAKER_00: I was paying no attention.
0:38
SPEAKER_00: I'm messaging you.
0:39
SPEAKER_00: I'm messaging Stevie Rochelle.
0:42
SPEAKER_00: I'm doing all kinds of shit.
0:43
SPEAKER_00: Tell Stevie we're doing a show.
0:45
SPEAKER_00: Leave us alone.
0:46
SPEAKER_00: I just did.
0:47
SPEAKER_00: I told him.
0:48
SPEAKER_00: I told Ed, who's also emailing me about things.
0:51
SPEAKER_00: It's like, I'm busy.
0:54
SPEAKER_00: I'm doing a show.
0:55
SPEAKER_01: I'm doing live broadcast here.
0:57
SPEAKER_01: I'm creating.
0:58
SPEAKER_01: Leave me alone, goddammit.
1:00
SPEAKER_01: I'm very important.
1:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you think I come and shit on your parade?
1:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08
SPEAKER_01: Get out of here.
1:09
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:10
SPEAKER_01: So what's going on, man?
1:11
SPEAKER_01: You good?
1:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm all good.
1:13
SPEAKER_01: All good.
1:13
SPEAKER_01: It's just, you know, a change in the season.
1:16
SPEAKER_01: Amen.
1:17
SPEAKER_01: I was feeling it this week a little bit with the temperatures dropping off and rainy
1:25
SPEAKER_01: and dreary and dark and overcast.
1:29
SPEAKER_01: And this part of the season always has a negative effect on me, you know, biologically.
1:36
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:40
SPEAKER_01: Like earlier this week,
1:41
SPEAKER_01: in the middle of the week,
1:42
SPEAKER_01: I started getting that cold body ache,
1:47
SPEAKER_01: you know, and it lasted for about, yeah, probably about 24 hours.
1:53
SPEAKER_01: I just started feeling the,
1:55
SPEAKER_01: like the damp, cold,
1:58
SPEAKER_01: you know,
1:58
SPEAKER_01: of the weather creeping in on me,
2:00
SPEAKER_01: you know,
2:00
SPEAKER_01: and just kind of working a lot of hours and,
2:04
SPEAKER_01: you know, a lot of stress and things and All I did was work and sleep this week.
2:11
SPEAKER_01: I came home and there was one night I didn't even eat dinner or nothing.
2:16
SPEAKER_01: I just went straight to bed.
2:18
SPEAKER_01: I just took some Advil and went to bed.
2:21
SPEAKER_00: Look at you.
2:22
SPEAKER_00: You're turning into me.
2:24
SPEAKER_00: This is like opposite week.
2:25
SPEAKER_00: You're turning into me.
2:27
SPEAKER_00: I was out three different times this week.
2:29
SPEAKER_00: You know, it's like I turned into you.
2:31
SPEAKER_00: You turned into me this week.
2:32
SPEAKER_00: Craziness.
2:33
SPEAKER_01: I was out last weekend.
2:35
SPEAKER_01: I was out to see Wasp and whatnot.
2:38
SPEAKER_01: And I went out Sunday and,
2:40
SPEAKER_01: you know, but back to work on Monday and doing what I do through the week.
2:44
SPEAKER_01: It's just like, Jesus.
2:46
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm glad for the business and I'm glad that I'm as busy as I am.
2:50
SPEAKER_01: But, man, sometimes it's just.
2:52
SPEAKER_01: You know, it just comes at you in waves.
2:55
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes it's like one slow day, just one.
2:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
3:00
SPEAKER_01: And I didn't have that.
3:01
SPEAKER_01: And I felt well enough to go out last night and go visit with my bartender friend,
3:06
SPEAKER_01: Russell, and shoot the shit with him for a while.
3:09
SPEAKER_01: And, you know, I didn't stay out very late.
3:11
SPEAKER_01: I got home, I think, maybe 8.30 or 9 o'clock.
3:13
SPEAKER_01: But still, I did go out.
3:16
SPEAKER_01: I was, you know, I said, I got to get out of the house, man.
3:18
SPEAKER_01: I've been You know, working home, working home, working home, you know?
3:22
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:23
SPEAKER_01: And so I did go out, and I feel better now.
3:26
SPEAKER_01: I feel good.
3:27
SPEAKER_01: I feel fine.
3:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's good.
3:29
SPEAKER_01: But earlier in the week, I was just like, ugh.
3:32
SPEAKER_01: Then I thought of you one Thursday.
3:33
SPEAKER_01: I was just like, I hope Chris ventured out to go see that Wasp show, and obviously you did.
3:38
SPEAKER_00: Boy, did I.
3:39
SPEAKER_01: So we'll look forward to hearing your story about going to the show.
3:44
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
3:44
SPEAKER_01: You know,
3:45
SPEAKER_01: it was Thursday and I was going to give you a call and I go,
3:48
SPEAKER_01: oh, wait a minute, Chris is out at the show.
3:50
SPEAKER_01: And I was just like, well, at least I hope he went to the show.
3:53
SPEAKER_01: He didn't talk himself out of it.
3:54
SPEAKER_01: I did not.
3:55
SPEAKER_01: You know, or forget.
3:57
SPEAKER_01: Because I know you've had tickets to go see things and then you go,
4:02
SPEAKER_01: God damn it, I just totally forgot the show was tonight.
4:05
SPEAKER_00: Yep, that has totally happened too.
4:07
SPEAKER_00: I'm usually bad at it,
4:08
SPEAKER_00: but I'm trying, like I've said for months now, I'm trying to get out there.
4:13
SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to, I literally put the shit on my calendar now so that it's a little less easy.
4:20
SPEAKER_00: I know I could just blow it off, but.
4:22
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, my OCD or whatever won't let me.
4:25
SPEAKER_00: So, you know, so I venture out.
4:28
SPEAKER_00: I do what's on my calendar.
4:29
SPEAKER_01: Well, good for you.
4:30
SPEAKER_01: I'm glad to see you're sticking with it.
4:32
SPEAKER_01: And, you know, I see you on a weekly basis, obviously, through the video and stuff.
4:37
SPEAKER_01: And, boy, I can tell in your face, you know, the weight is slowly coming off.
4:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:44
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm in no hurry.
4:45
SPEAKER_00: Look, it took me.
4:46
SPEAKER_00: Well, it didn't take me 30 years to get it, but I've carried it for 30 years.
4:50
SPEAKER_00: So, you know,
4:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm just slowly,
4:53
SPEAKER_00: you know,
4:54
SPEAKER_00: the thing that's been good about that,
4:55
SPEAKER_00: and I don't want to turn this into a whole diet talk, you know.
4:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but people are interested in your health and your longevity and, you know, your wellness.
5:04
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
5:05
SPEAKER_00: The thing that's been cool is that I really haven't, I don't know, changed too much stuff.
5:10
SPEAKER_00: It's not, once I got past that first couple of weeks of the, you know, the fasting.
5:16
SPEAKER_00: And it became my normal because now I'm at like three months or something.
5:20
SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what I'm at at this point.
5:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's about three months.
5:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but it's my routine now.
5:25
SPEAKER_00: It's like,
5:26
SPEAKER_00: you know,
5:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm not getting up thinking,
5:27
SPEAKER_00: well, you know, maybe if I just have a bagel or if I have some toast or, you know.
5:32
SPEAKER_01: Well, if you don't have that in the house, you won't be tempted to have that.
5:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, and I don't have it in the house, which is good.
5:38
SPEAKER_00: But that doesn't stop me.
5:40
SPEAKER_00: Believe me,
5:41
SPEAKER_00: if I have the urge for a bagel,
5:43
SPEAKER_00: it's not that big of a run for me to jump in the car and run down to Dunkin'
5:46
SPEAKER_00: and get one.
5:47
SPEAKER_01: Or go to Sheetz and have a Schmegel.
5:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's that too.
5:51
SPEAKER_00: And I can get a discount on that.
5:53
SPEAKER_00: But, you know, I just don't now.
5:57
SPEAKER_00: Now it's just...
5:59
SPEAKER_00: Honestly, I've gotten into...
6:01
SPEAKER_00: I've been doing some social media stuff on the side for Seth's day job for
6:06
SPEAKER_00: the Jake Underwood show, doing some video editing and whatnot for them.
6:11
SPEAKER_00: Well, they end at 12 o'clock.
6:13
SPEAKER_00: So I've just kind of got it in my routine now is that I turn it on and I listen to
6:18
SPEAKER_00: a little bit of what they're doing for like the last hour of their show
6:21
SPEAKER_00: while I'm doing my thing.
6:23
SPEAKER_00: And then when, and Jake, he's OCD too, and he has to close his show the same way every time.
6:30
SPEAKER_00: And part of his close every single time is, hey, congratulations, it's lunchtime, go enjoy it.
6:36
SPEAKER_00: And as dumb as that is, it clicks in my head.
6:39
SPEAKER_00: It's like, okay, it is lunchtime.
6:41
SPEAKER_00: It's Pavlov's dog.
6:44
SPEAKER_00: It is.
6:44
SPEAKER_00: Somebody's ringing the bell and I'm going chomping, looking for food.
6:47
SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
6:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I get you.
6:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
6:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I told you,
6:52
SPEAKER_01: you know,
6:52
SPEAKER_01: a week or so ago that this whole month I've just been listening to
6:57
SPEAKER_01: the old O&A Jocktober.
6:59
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
7:00
SPEAKER_01: And that's what I've been listening to when I go to sleep
7:03
SPEAKER_01: at night is it's Jocktober,
7:05
SPEAKER_01: you know, and I put together the whole playlist from 2008 to 2013.
7:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
7:13
SPEAKER_01: So there's lots and lots of hours of jocktober to listen to.
7:16
SPEAKER_00: Nice.
7:17
SPEAKER_01: And it makes me laugh, though.
7:19
SPEAKER_01: Some of the stuff just is really good.
7:22
SPEAKER_01: I put together a playlist.
7:24
SPEAKER_01: I'll send you the link for the playlist.
7:27
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
7:28
SPEAKER_01: And I'll put it in the locals if people are interested in listening to it.
7:32
SPEAKER_01: But there's hours and hours and hours of Unedited jocktober.
7:39
SPEAKER_01: No commercials, no nothing.
7:41
SPEAKER_01: It just flows one day into the next, you know, and it's pretty funny shit.
7:45
SPEAKER_00: It's funny that we're both into like that old radio.
7:50
SPEAKER_00: Like my go-to right now, Ron and Fez.
7:53
SPEAKER_00: There's a channel out there.
7:55
SPEAKER_00: It's called, I think it's Deadhead Loop or something.
7:59
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
8:00
SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure what it is.
8:00
SPEAKER_00: I have it bookmarked.
8:02
SPEAKER_00: But they have every full Ron and Fez show.
8:06
SPEAKER_00: From the XM history of the Ron and Fez show.
8:09
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
8:10
SPEAKER_00: So from like 2005 to 2000, I think they stopped in 15, I think.
8:15
SPEAKER_00: But every show is there and it's sorted in order by year, like into different playlists.
8:22
SPEAKER_00: So it's great.
8:23
SPEAKER_00: So like right now I'm on 2006 and I just hit play and I find where
8:28
SPEAKER_00: the little red line for the played stopped the last night.
8:31
SPEAKER_00: And I just hit that one and go right through it.
8:34
SPEAKER_01: Right.
8:35
SPEAKER_00: Hey!
8:37
SPEAKER_00: Hey!
8:38
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
8:39
SPEAKER_00: It's so fucking fun.
8:41
SPEAKER_00: It's dumb, but fun.
8:42
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
8:42
SPEAKER_01: I know.
8:43
SPEAKER_01: It is funny,
8:44
SPEAKER_01: but I like it when,
8:46
SPEAKER_01: you know,
8:47
SPEAKER_01: Ron and Fez pop up on the O&A feed when Fez is doing something goofy,
8:55
SPEAKER_01: you know, and they have to talk about it on O&A, you know?
8:58
SPEAKER_01: Right.
8:59
SPEAKER_01: You know, it's just, you know, even though they were friends and...
9:04
SPEAKER_01: Channel partners and everything,
9:06
SPEAKER_01: you know,
9:06
SPEAKER_01: that didn't hold back from them goofing on, you know, Fez for being such a Fez.
9:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he really was, but.
9:16
SPEAKER_00: Brian in Tennessee, thank you.
9:18
SPEAKER_00: Dead Feed Loop is the channel if people want that.
9:20
SPEAKER_01: All right.
9:22
SPEAKER_01: All right.
9:23
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's back when you still could have fun.
9:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and it is fun.
9:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's no, aside from this show, there's no fun.
9:32
SPEAKER_00: Well, it depends on who you ask about this show.
9:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I know.
9:35
SPEAKER_01: I saw our biggest fan.
9:37
SPEAKER_01: You sent me the comments from our biggest fan.
9:39
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
9:40
SPEAKER_01: Sebastian Bach.
9:41
SPEAKER_01: He's back again.
9:43
SPEAKER_01: What in the hell?
9:45
SPEAKER_01: Does Sebastian not have anything better to do than to comment on bullshit stuff
9:50
SPEAKER_01: that makes no difference one way or the other?
9:52
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what he's doing.
9:54
SPEAKER_00: It's the weirdest goddamn thing.
9:56
SPEAKER_01: This guy,
9:57
SPEAKER_01: you know,
9:58
SPEAKER_01: as far as his,
9:58
SPEAKER_01: what do you want to call,
10:00
SPEAKER_01: his rock stardom,
10:02
SPEAKER_01: you'd think he was above going on YouTube and telling you,
10:06
SPEAKER_00: you suck.
10:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it gets us two knuckleheads.
10:09
SPEAKER_00: We don't give a goddamn.
10:11
SPEAKER_00: But it's just funny.
10:12
SPEAKER_01: It's just like, oh, well, Sebastian Bach said we suck, so I guess we do.
10:18
SPEAKER_01: We're garbage.
10:20
SPEAKER_00: So we must suck.
10:22
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
10:25
SPEAKER_00: Well, here's his comment from earlier today.
10:29
SPEAKER_00: Fuck you both and fuck your stupid AI.
10:34
SPEAKER_00: I have never heard Skid Row with any of their nine replacement singers,
10:39
SPEAKER_00: like most of planet Earth.
10:41
SPEAKER_00: You can call me a liar from your mom's basement all you want.
10:46
SPEAKER_00: Bet you won't call me a liar to my face.
10:49
SPEAKER_00: Your channel is complete garbage.
10:51
SPEAKER_00: Is it?
10:52
SPEAKER_00: Is it?
10:53
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure it is.
10:54
SPEAKER_01: I mean, if we were Sebastian Bach ass kisser, would our channel then not be garbage?
11:00
SPEAKER_01: No, it would be wonderful.
11:01
SPEAKER_00: It would be the best channel ever.
11:03
SPEAKER_01: And would we still be in our mom's basement at that point?
11:06
SPEAKER_00: No, we'd be in mansions.
11:10
SPEAKER_01: So it just depends on the perspective,
11:12
SPEAKER_01: whether you're in your mom's basement and your channel is garbage.
11:17
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
11:18
SPEAKER_00: Well, here's my response.
11:20
SPEAKER_00: And this is why I was talking to Stevie a little bit,
11:22
SPEAKER_00: to make sure it was okay that I used his
11:25
SPEAKER_01: All right.
11:26
SPEAKER_00: Don't you have some of Rachel's songs to be singing tonight instead of worrying
11:31
SPEAKER_00: about what two knuckleheads in their mom's basement have to say?
11:34
SPEAKER_00: Or maybe I'll send Stevie Rochelle to speak for me and you can back down to him a second time.
11:40
SPEAKER_00: Rochelle and Rachel and us now live in your head.
11:44
SPEAKER_00: Block our channel, Sebastian.
11:45
SPEAKER_00: I swear you won't be bothered by us anymore.
11:52
Stupid bitch.
11:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, man.
11:56
SPEAKER_01: What does Rock and Randy have to say about all this?
12:00
SPEAKER_00: Dude, you guys really should calm down on Sebastian.
12:03
SPEAKER_00: He's really a great guy, man.
12:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, when he took your pass away and sent you packing.
12:12
SPEAKER_00: He's the best mother trucker I know, man.
12:19
SPEAKER_01: So funny.
12:21
SPEAKER_01: Is Randy aware of that?
12:22
SPEAKER_00: No, this literally just happened probably an hour before the show.
12:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, to share that with Randy.
12:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I will.
12:29
SPEAKER_01: Get his honest take about it.
12:31
SPEAKER_01: Tell me what you think about this, Randy.
12:34
SPEAKER_00: I'll send it over to him and ask him tomorrow.
12:37
SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
12:39
SPEAKER_01: So funny.
12:42
SPEAKER_03: Look at these comment sets on this laptop.
12:44
SPEAKER_03: They are saying I'm totally crazy.
12:45
SPEAKER_03: Unhinged?
12:46
SPEAKER_03: I'll show you unhinged.
12:47
SPEAKER_03: I'm just getting started.
12:48
SPEAKER_03: You can't stop rock and roll.
12:50
SPEAKER_03: You can't stop me.
12:56
SPEAKER_01: So, but anyway, we are back.
13:00
SPEAKER_01: It's mid-October, mid-Joctober.
13:05
SPEAKER_01: And yeah, the weather's changing and it's cold and it's, you know, just time to...
13:10
SPEAKER_01: Time to start packing it in.
13:12
SPEAKER_01: Get the last couple of nice days in before it's time to shiver in the snow.
13:18
SPEAKER_00: Get those movies on your watch list to get you through to March.
13:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no kidding.
13:23
SPEAKER_01: No kidding.
13:24
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm going to head out to Arizona in November for a week.
13:28
SPEAKER_01: That's nice.
13:29
SPEAKER_01: I'm actually taking a week vacation.
13:31
SPEAKER_01: Can you believe that?
13:32
SPEAKER_01: That's nice.
13:33
SPEAKER_01: Look at you.
13:34
SPEAKER_01: How often does that happen?
13:35
SPEAKER_01: Not very.
13:37
SPEAKER_01: Next to never.
13:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
13:39
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I'm going to go out to Arizona and hike around a little bit.
13:45
SPEAKER_01: That'll be fun.
13:46
SPEAKER_01: And then I'm going to end up in Las Vegas with Dokken,
13:49
SPEAKER_01: and then I'll jet on home and wing on home to play with the stones.
13:54
SPEAKER_01: There you go.
13:55
SPEAKER_01: Look at you.
13:57
SPEAKER_01: So it's the perfect time to go, being it's starting to get cold and miserable in the east.
14:04
SPEAKER_01: So it'll be nice to be out in some warm weather for a couple of days anyway.
14:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that'll be fun.
14:11
SPEAKER_01: So you'll have to find something to do in my absence on that one weekend.
14:15
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I have two things to do.
14:16
SPEAKER_00: I have to decide which I'm going to do.
14:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh, look at you.
14:19
SPEAKER_00: I have the choice of,
14:21
SPEAKER_00: and this is going to be my choice,
14:22
SPEAKER_00: don't start answering because I already know your choice, chat room.
14:25
SPEAKER_00: It's probably not going to be what you want.
14:27
SPEAKER_00: But my choices are I could do an off show with Matt,
14:32
SPEAKER_00: who already agreed to do it, or,
14:34
SPEAKER_00: as I found out last night,
14:36
SPEAKER_00: I can just go and party for the whole weekend with John and Stephanie down
14:40
SPEAKER_00: at their place.
14:41
SPEAKER_00: And do a best of show.
14:43
SPEAKER_00: And do a best of show, which is very much what I'm leaning toward right at this moment.
14:49
SPEAKER_01: You're thinking party.
14:51
SPEAKER_01: You're thinking soiree.
14:53
SPEAKER_00: I really am.
14:54
SPEAKER_00: I'm really thinking about just going down there and drinking 4,000 drinks
14:58
SPEAKER_00: and just partying my face off.
15:02
SPEAKER_01: And stay the night, I hope.
15:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:06
SPEAKER_00: That's the whole point.
15:08
SPEAKER_00: They live so far from me.
15:09
SPEAKER_00: It's like even last night.
15:11
SPEAKER_00: And last night wasn't too far.
15:12
SPEAKER_00: I was out in Akron.
15:14
SPEAKER_00: I mean, what is that, 25 miles, 30-minute drive.
15:17
SPEAKER_00: It was 35 minutes to get home.
15:19
SPEAKER_01: Right.
15:20
SPEAKER_00: And even with that, you know, John's like, you want a shot?
15:24
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, nope, nope.
15:27
SPEAKER_00: It's the new Chris.
15:28
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, I'm driving home.
15:29
SPEAKER_01: No, I got to drive up through Cuyahoga Falls.
15:32
SPEAKER_01: Are you shitting me?
15:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:33
SPEAKER_00: And I got to drive right past the police station at Twinsburg.
15:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
15:40
SPEAKER_01: I mean, those, those cops along Route 8 have nothing better to do at that time of the night.
15:45
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, you got to watch yourself.
15:47
SPEAKER_00: And it was equally, it was raining and shit last night too.
15:50
SPEAKER_00: So it's like they have all the reason in the world to say you're swerving
15:53
SPEAKER_00: and you can't argue it.
15:55
SPEAKER_00: Right.
15:55
SPEAKER_00: Because it's fucking raining.
15:56
SPEAKER_00: You don't even know.
15:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:59
SPEAKER_00: You know, yeah.
15:59
SPEAKER_00: So last night I was not drinking a bunch, but both Johns definitely like, you got to come by.
16:04
SPEAKER_00: I still haven't been to their fucking house.
16:05
SPEAKER_00: They've lived there three years.
16:07
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
16:08
SPEAKER_00: I just never go.
16:09
SPEAKER_00: And it's always the same reason.
16:11
SPEAKER_00: I mean, for the last few years,
16:12
SPEAKER_00: it's been because I've been busy or just canceled as I always do.
16:17
SPEAKER_00: But now I'm just like, you know what?
16:19
SPEAKER_00: I think I'd rather do that.
16:20
SPEAKER_00: I think I would very much like to just go hang for a night, play Xbox and drink my face off.
16:27
SPEAKER_00: Sounds good to me.
16:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, you've got three or four weeks to decide for sure what you're going to do.
16:33
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
16:34
SPEAKER_01: Those circumstances may change, and you may change your mind for some reason.
16:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:38
SPEAKER_00: I mean, shit, for all I know, I might be having surgery that week on my fucking ear, so.
16:43
SPEAKER_01: That's true, too.
16:44
SPEAKER_00: You know,
16:44
SPEAKER_00: I don't even,
16:46
SPEAKER_00: it's hard to make this plan with this stupid ear surgery hanging over me.
16:50
SPEAKER_00: It really sucks, because I'm supposed to go to Michigan on Friday, this Friday, coming.
16:55
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
16:56
SPEAKER_00: But if they want to do the surgery, they're going to call me Monday and tell me when.
17:03
SPEAKER_00: If it's during the week this week, then it's during the week this week.
17:06
SPEAKER_00: That cancels Michigan.
17:08
SPEAKER_00: But we'll see.
17:11
SPEAKER_01: Well, look at you sticking to your obligations.
17:14
SPEAKER_00: Dude, I'm sticking to that.
17:17
SPEAKER_00: I'm being busy.
17:18
SPEAKER_00: You know, I was out last night.
17:19
SPEAKER_00: I was out the night before.
17:21
SPEAKER_00: Where were you last night?
17:23
SPEAKER_00: Landau.
17:24
SPEAKER_00: And where was that?
17:25
SPEAKER_00: Akron, at the new Killbox Club, formerly the Empire Concert Club.
17:31
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
17:32
SPEAKER_00: The Killbox?
17:33
SPEAKER_00: The Killbox.
17:34
SPEAKER_00: The Killbox.
17:35
SPEAKER_00: That's the name of the place, the Killbox Comedy Club.
17:38
SPEAKER_00: And where is that exactly?
17:39
SPEAKER_00: It's the old Empire on Talmadge, on Talmadge Avenue in Akron.
17:46
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
17:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm trying to think where that is.
17:48
SPEAKER_00: You know where all the strip clubs are?
17:51
SPEAKER_00: Like that row of strip clubs?
17:54
SPEAKER_00: That's where it is.
17:55
SPEAKER_00: Is it up near Talmadge Circle?
17:57
SPEAKER_00: No.
17:58
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
17:58
SPEAKER_01: Is it the other direction?
17:59
SPEAKER_00: It's going past Talmadge Circle.
18:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh, past that, going east?
18:04
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
18:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
18:05
SPEAKER_01: I got you.
18:06
SPEAKER_01: I got you.
18:08
SPEAKER_01: All right.
18:10
SPEAKER_01: So there's a club out there called the Empire Club?
18:13
SPEAKER_01: Well, it used to be.
18:14
SPEAKER_00: I saw bands there.
18:16
SPEAKER_00: I saw like Enough's Enough there, and I saw a few bands there.
18:20
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
18:20
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
18:22
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, they just opened it.
18:24
SPEAKER_01: Boy, it was obvious that they just opened.
18:27
SPEAKER_01: So what is their main source of entertainment there?
18:33
SPEAKER_00: Comedy.
18:34
SPEAKER_01: It's just comedy?
18:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm not positive.
18:37
SPEAKER_00: I didn't talk to the owner.
18:38
SPEAKER_00: I talked to the wait staff.
18:40
SPEAKER_00: And the girl that was our waiter was also our waiter at the funny stop.
18:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so this is the new Funny Stop?
18:48
SPEAKER_00: Basically.
18:49
SPEAKER_00: I think it's some of the people that were at Funny Stop opened the kill box.
18:56
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
18:57
SPEAKER_00: But it's brand, brand new, and boy, it was very obvious no one knew it was there.
19:03
SPEAKER_01: Well, you had me fooled.
19:05
SPEAKER_01: I would have never knew that either.
19:08
SPEAKER_01: I mean, was it not much of a crowd?
19:11
SPEAKER_00: There was not much of a crowd.
19:13
SPEAKER_01: How many people were there aside
19:15
SPEAKER_00: from you?
19:15
SPEAKER_00: Shit.
19:17
SPEAKER_00: Maybe 20.
19:18
SPEAKER_01: 20 people.
19:20
SPEAKER_01: So did Dave do just one set?
19:22
SPEAKER_01: He did two.
19:23
SPEAKER_01: Two?
19:24
SPEAKER_00: And we stayed.
19:25
SPEAKER_00: We were at the early show.
19:27
SPEAKER_00: And we stayed right up until they basically told Dave he had to leave the room
19:33
SPEAKER_00: because they were going to start letting people in.
19:36
SPEAKER_00: And when they started letting people in, there was two.
19:42
SPEAKER_00: And it was like 20 minutes before the set was supposed to start.
19:46
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
19:47
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
19:48
SPEAKER_00: So, you know, I don't know.
19:51
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what it did after.
19:53
SPEAKER_00: And, you know, it ain't his.
19:55
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I've seen Dave 15 times at this point, and he sells out every room.
19:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
20:00
SPEAKER_00: So it's clearly no one knows what that building is.
20:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:04
SPEAKER_00: You know, nobody knows what it is or where it is.
20:06
SPEAKER_01: They obviously didn't advertise or something to where...
20:10
SPEAKER_01: You know, I mean,
20:12
SPEAKER_00: it could have been better.
20:13
SPEAKER_00: That's for sure.
20:14
SPEAKER_00: I only knew because I do Dave's Web site and I saw the date I saw.
20:19
SPEAKER_00: And when I when I messaged Dave, my first question was, where is this place?
20:23
SPEAKER_00: Because I didn't know either.
20:25
SPEAKER_00: I had no idea.
20:26
SPEAKER_00: But it's brand, brand new.
20:28
SPEAKER_00: The funny thing is I'm going there again next Saturday before the show to see Florentine.
20:34
SPEAKER_00: All right.
20:34
SPEAKER_00: Florentine's,
20:36
SPEAKER_00: so that's why I think, too,
20:37
SPEAKER_00: it's probably the guy that used to be involved with the Funny Stop
20:40
SPEAKER_00: because these guys are all coming out.
20:42
SPEAKER_00: And Florentine even hit me up and said that he was going to be there.
20:46
SPEAKER_00: You know, he's kind of doing the guy a favor to kind of help raise the profile of the club.
20:52
SPEAKER_00: But, yeah, he's going to be there.
20:54
SPEAKER_00: He's doing a 6 o'clock show on Saturday.
21:01
SPEAKER_00: So I'm going to go down there.
21:02
SPEAKER_01: It's almost like a matinee show.
21:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it really is.
21:06
SPEAKER_00: But yeah,
21:07
SPEAKER_00: because I was texting with him today and he was like,
21:11
SPEAKER_00: because we were,
21:13
SPEAKER_00: myself and Seth,
21:14
SPEAKER_00: we're going to go on Thursday to go see him at the Winchester in,
21:19
SPEAKER_00: what is that, Lakewood?
21:21
SPEAKER_00: We were going to go to that and he hits me up today and he says,
21:24
SPEAKER_00: hey, you know, I'm going to be at this place instead.
21:28
SPEAKER_00: Would it be better to come down there?
21:31
SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm trying to help this guy get the club moving.
21:34
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, yeah, that's fine.
21:36
SPEAKER_00: And, you know, and so I asked him, I said, well, what time's the show?
21:38
SPEAKER_00: Because I got to CMS.
21:39
SPEAKER_00: He's like, oh, no, six o'clock show.
21:42
SPEAKER_00: And I'll be done by like 730, quarter to eight.
21:45
SPEAKER_00: I was like, OK, that works.
21:47
SPEAKER_00: So I'm going to go down there, catch some comedy before the CMS.
21:51
SPEAKER_01: So is he doing this show instead of the Winchester?
21:55
SPEAKER_00: No, he's still doing the Winchester, too.
21:57
SPEAKER_01: OK. All right.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: Well,
22:00
SPEAKER_01: I hope this new club owner has deep pockets because we've seen these kind of things
22:06
SPEAKER_01: where,
22:07
SPEAKER_01: you know,
22:08
SPEAKER_01: somebody jumps into this whole entertainment thing and they end up going broke.
22:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, I hope so.
22:14
SPEAKER_01: You know,
22:15
SPEAKER_01: they just,
22:16
SPEAKER_01: you know,
22:16
SPEAKER_01: aren't getting the receipts at the door,
22:19
SPEAKER_01: you know,
22:20
SPEAKER_01: and can't afford to,
22:21
SPEAKER_01: you know, pay staff and keep the building open and hire talent and,
22:26
SPEAKER_01: It's
22:27
SPEAKER_01: a lot of money to be a
22:29
SPEAKER_00: promoter.
22:31
SPEAKER_00: I reached out to Dave,
22:32
SPEAKER_00: and I don't want to get into a whole business thing about it,
22:34
SPEAKER_00: but I offered to work with them because he knows the owner.
22:42
SPEAKER_00: I was like, hey,
22:42
SPEAKER_00: if they need some help with social media and their website and blah,
22:47
SPEAKER_00: blah, blah, I'm more than happy to do it at a very friendly rate to help because...
22:55
SPEAKER_00: And this is completely selfish,
22:57
SPEAKER_00: has nothing to do with money or trying to make a sale or any of that shit.
23:02
SPEAKER_00: I just want there to be a club that I could see my buddies in comedy play at in Akron.
23:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why not?
23:08
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'll tell you why more than why not.
23:10
SPEAKER_00: I hate going to Hilarities.
23:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, I understand that.
23:14
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you and I went there and saw Chris Porter.
23:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I mean, it's a fine room, but I don't like risking my life to get to it.
23:23
SPEAKER_00: Plus, there's nowhere to park.
23:24
SPEAKER_00: There's nowhere to park.
23:26
SPEAKER_00: You know,
23:26
SPEAKER_00: you got to park either on 4th Street,
23:31
SPEAKER_00: which not that that's a far walker,
23:33
SPEAKER_00: and it's not that far to walk,
23:34
SPEAKER_00: but it's still, like last night was an Indians playoff game.
23:39
SPEAKER_00: If Dave would have been at Hilarities, I would not have gone.
23:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because there's nowhere to park.
23:45
SPEAKER_00: There's nowhere to park,
23:45
SPEAKER_00: and the places that you would park would be like $100 to park,
23:49
SPEAKER_00: and I'm not going to do that.
23:50
SPEAKER_01: I remember going to the CSU Convocation Center when the Indians were in the playoff.
23:57
SPEAKER_01: And even around the Convocation Center, you couldn't find anywhere to park.
24:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you end up parking down by the fucking Agora and walking 50 blocks.
24:04
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
24:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so it's,
24:09
SPEAKER_00: you know,
24:11
SPEAKER_00: whether I end up helping out or not is really irrelevant,
24:15
SPEAKER_00: but I'm happy to if that's what they want.
24:17
SPEAKER_00: Right.
24:19
SPEAKER_00: And I just for straight up selfish reasons would love
24:23
SPEAKER_00: to help them get their foot off the ground.
24:25
SPEAKER_00: But it's hard, man.
24:26
SPEAKER_00: It's hard to establish a new room for anything.
24:29
SPEAKER_01: Right.
24:30
SPEAKER_01: And especially, I mean, that's not exactly like in the middle of traffic.
24:34
SPEAKER_00: No, not at all.
24:35
SPEAKER_01: That's like out in the middle of, you know, on the outskirts of town.
24:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's really when you're driving up to it.
24:42
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's a busy road there.
24:45
SPEAKER_00: I mean, Talmadge is a fairly busy street,
24:47
SPEAKER_00: but it's kind of like driving through an industrial park.
24:50
SPEAKER_00: There's some businesses and there's a bunch of strip clubs and a few bars and that place.
24:58
SPEAKER_00: That's it.
25:00
SPEAKER_00: It's not even fast food over there.
25:02
SPEAKER_01: Right.
25:06
SPEAKER_00: But it was fun.
25:06
SPEAKER_00: It was fun to see Dave.
25:08
SPEAKER_00: He was...
25:09
SPEAKER_00: He was in a weird mood.
25:10
SPEAKER_00: Like, he barely did any of his comedy.
25:14
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
25:15
SPEAKER_00: He was doing like a Jay Oakerson type of a deal last night.
25:17
SPEAKER_00: Oh, he was doing some crowd work.
25:19
SPEAKER_01: He was doing crowd work, yeah.
25:22
SPEAKER_00: Probably, I think he did an hour or 45 minutes to an hour, and it was all crowd work.
25:28
SPEAKER_00: It really was, you know, just, oh, where are you from?
25:32
SPEAKER_00: How long have you known this guy?
25:34
SPEAKER_00: You know, and he's fucking funny when he breaks out there.
25:38
SPEAKER_00: He narrowed in on this one guy that had a ponytail.
25:40
SPEAKER_00: God damn it, I was glad I was sitting more in the middle of the room.
25:44
SPEAKER_00: He narrowed in on this guy.
25:46
SPEAKER_00: I must have told fucking 50 Steven Seagal jokes at this guy's expense.
25:50
SPEAKER_00: It was fucking hilarious.
25:52
SPEAKER_01: Well, I know he goofed on me a little bit when I went to see him.
25:55
SPEAKER_01: He said, I'm glad to see Vince Neil was able to make it.
25:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but he was in good spirits.
26:05
SPEAKER_00: He was really, it was fun.
26:08
SPEAKER_00: I will say, you know, you were talking about how much it costs.
26:13
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I don't know what the tickets were for this, but so John comes in.
26:17
SPEAKER_00: John and Stephanie come in.
26:18
SPEAKER_00: I got there maybe 10 minutes before they did.
26:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and they had a bit
26:22
SPEAKER_00: of a ride to get there.
26:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, because they're in Wadsville or Strongsville or somewhere.
26:27
SPEAKER_01: It's Wadsworth, isn't it?
26:29
SPEAKER_00: Wadsworth, Strongsville, somewhere.
26:31
SPEAKER_00: Somewhere way to fuck out there.
26:33
SPEAKER_00: And they come in and I was just sipping on a beer, you know, just kind of hanging out.
26:41
SPEAKER_00: And John's like, all right, we're going to get a bucket of beer.
26:44
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, okay, cool.
26:47
SPEAKER_00: So he orders a bucket of beer, has five beers in it.
26:50
SPEAKER_00: So he orders a bucket of beer.
26:52
SPEAKER_00: They basically drank that.
26:54
SPEAKER_00: I drank like one off of that.
26:58
SPEAKER_00: And then he orders another bucket of beer.
27:03
SPEAKER_00: And they drove home?
27:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
27:05
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
27:07
SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty sure Stephanie was driving home because she only had like two or three.
27:11
SPEAKER_00: I only had two total.
27:12
SPEAKER_00: The one that I had when I got in the room and one out of the two buckets of beer.
27:17
SPEAKER_00: And John also had two shots of whatever, of whiskey or something.
27:23
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
27:24
SPEAKER_00: So he had two shots of whiskey and 11 beers at the table.
27:29
SPEAKER_01: Oh, boy.
27:29
SPEAKER_00: What do you think that bar tab was?
27:31
SPEAKER_00: Now, before you answer...
27:34
SPEAKER_00: The beers came in a special price if you bought a bucket.
27:39
SPEAKER_01: Right.
27:42
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm going to guess that, you know, a special bucket of five beers.
27:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:49
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to say $12.
27:50
SPEAKER_00: Wow, you would be way low.
27:53
SPEAKER_01: Really?
27:54
SPEAKER_01: $20?
27:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, $20.
27:55
SPEAKER_01: $20.
27:55
SPEAKER_01: $20.
27:55
SPEAKER_01: Plus my beer, which...
28:04
SPEAKER_01: That isn't much of a break
28:05
SPEAKER_00: on the price.
28:06
SPEAKER_00: What is that, four bucks a beer?
28:07
SPEAKER_00: Four bucks a beer.
28:08
SPEAKER_00: All right.
28:09
SPEAKER_00: And it wasn't like we were drinking anything high end.
28:11
SPEAKER_00: It was, what did he get?
28:16
SPEAKER_00: Not Miller Lights, but something equivalent to that.
28:20
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
28:21
SPEAKER_00: And I drank one Corona, which was six and a quarter.
28:26
SPEAKER_00: And his two shots,
28:28
SPEAKER_00: the total bill, because he grabbed mine and just paid it because I got the tickets.
28:32
SPEAKER_00: And then I saw them because they brought over the little thing-ma-jig to
28:37
SPEAKER_00: the square thing or whatever.
28:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
28:41
SPEAKER_00: $94.
28:42
SPEAKER_01: Ugh.
28:45
SPEAKER_01: For drinks.
28:47
SPEAKER_01: For drinks.
28:48
SPEAKER_00: For drinks.
28:49
SPEAKER_00: Really, for two.
28:50
SPEAKER_00: Like I said, I had two beers.
28:51
SPEAKER_01: True.
28:52
SPEAKER_01: True.
28:53
SPEAKER_01: But, you know, if you broke it up for three of you.
28:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
28:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
28:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 30 bucks, 30 bucks a piece or
29:00
SPEAKER_01: whatever.
29:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I guess that isn't terrible.
29:04
SPEAKER_00: It's not terrible, but it was just like, damn.
29:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
29:07
SPEAKER_00: When she brought it over, I mean,
29:09
SPEAKER_00: we've been going to these comedy shows with Landau and Florentine and Jameson
29:14
SPEAKER_00: and whoever, every time they come through.
29:18
SPEAKER_00: And we always got like the pitchers of beer and stuff.
29:21
SPEAKER_00: We get a pitcher of beer and a big old thing of nachos and it was like, I don't know, 30 bucks.
29:28
SPEAKER_00: You know, and this was 95.
29:29
SPEAKER_00: I was like, whoa, I'm glad I came up with the tickets.
29:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and those beers cost the club, what, 50 cents?
29:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, I guess when you've got 20 people walking in the door, you need that upsell.
29:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
29:44
SPEAKER_01: Got to have the bar covered the rest of the expenses.
29:47
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
29:49
SPEAKER_01: So what does a Landau ticket go for to go to the show?
29:52
SPEAKER_01: I have no idea.
29:52
SPEAKER_01: I really don't know.
29:55
SPEAKER_00: Didn't look, didn't need to.
29:57
SPEAKER_00: Dave literally asked me, he's like, how many do you need?
30:00
SPEAKER_01: Well, he's kind enough to do that,
30:03
SPEAKER_01: but I thought since you run his website,
30:04
SPEAKER_01: maybe he puts cost on the website or something.
30:07
SPEAKER_00: I don't think he does.
30:07
SPEAKER_00: I think he just links out to where people can buy them,
30:10
SPEAKER_00: so you'd have to kind of go through the path in order to figure out what they cost.
30:14
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
30:15
SPEAKER_00: But I really don't know.
30:17
SPEAKER_00: I'm not dodging it because it's overly expensive or too cheap or anything.
30:21
SPEAKER_00: I just don't know.
30:23
SPEAKER_00: I'm imagining $25, $30.
30:24
SPEAKER_00: All right.
30:26
SPEAKER_01: Well, fair enough.
30:26
SPEAKER_00: He's on national TV.
30:28
SPEAKER_00: Right.
30:31
SPEAKER_00: You'd think he'd be there.
30:32
SPEAKER_01: Well, if and when he comes back into this area, I would definitely go again.
30:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
30:37
SPEAKER_01: But this doesn't seem to be his area of...
30:40
SPEAKER_00: No, he doesn't come there a lot.
30:42
SPEAKER_01: That's weird.
30:42
SPEAKER_01: Well, he's only been here once as far as I know.
30:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is weird that he hasn't come there.
30:47
SPEAKER_01: And I went, obviously.
30:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:49
SPEAKER_02: Hey, metalheads.
30:50
SPEAKER_02: Tired of waiting for new episodes?
30:52
SPEAKER_02: Crave the real, raw, classic metal show?
30:54
SPEAKER_02: For just $4.99 a month, you can become a CMS VIP.
30:57
SPEAKER_02: You get every episode a full week early, completely uncensored, and 100% commercial free.
31:05
SPEAKER_02: It's the only place to interact directly with the show,
31:08
SPEAKER_02: plus you score the fast pass so your song requests get bumped straight to the head
31:11
SPEAKER_02: of the line on every live version.
31:13
SPEAKER_02: So what are you waiting for?
31:15
SPEAKER_02: Subscribe right now at classicmetalshow.locals.com and become a CMS VIP today.
31:21
SPEAKER_00: I've never really gotten too much in.
31:23
SPEAKER_00: I wonder if there's not a good room there.
31:27
SPEAKER_01: I just think that conservative comedians don't do well at a very,
31:32
SPEAKER_01: very liberal haven like Chicago.
31:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because Florentine doesn't come there often either, does he?
31:38
SPEAKER_01: Nope, nope.
31:40
SPEAKER_01: And I don't think Ben Bankus comes here either.
31:43
SPEAKER_00: No, he might get shot in Chicago.
31:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, and I was surprised that Jay Oakerson came here.
31:48
SPEAKER_01: Right.
31:50
SPEAKER_01: I went to see him back in the winter,
31:54
SPEAKER_01: back in January,
31:55
SPEAKER_01: you know,
31:56
SPEAKER_01: but since then,
31:58
SPEAKER_01: you know,
31:58
SPEAKER_01: so we don't really get any really good comedians come through here,
32:02
SPEAKER_01: you know, in the area as far as I know.
32:04
SPEAKER_01: Right.
32:05
SPEAKER_01: Right.
32:08
SPEAKER_01: I like going to comedy shows, but unfortunately there aren't too many to go to.
32:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
32:14
SPEAKER_01: Not around here anyway.
32:15
SPEAKER_01: No.
32:16
SPEAKER_01: I mean, look how often Landau comes through the Cleveland area.
32:20
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
32:21
SPEAKER_00: I see him twice a year every year.
32:22
SPEAKER_01: It's more of a blue collar, you know, kind of conservative area, but boy, not around here.
32:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
32:30
SPEAKER_00: No, it's really, he comes here twice a year.
32:34
SPEAKER_00: Once to Cleveland, once to Akron.
32:36
SPEAKER_00: Pretty much every year.
32:38
SPEAKER_00: And I go every time.
32:40
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
32:43
SPEAKER_00: And I guess I do sort of know how you feel about this.
32:45
SPEAKER_00: But there is somewhat of an obligation once you become an actual friend, isn't there?
32:50
SPEAKER_00: Like you feel like you got to go.
32:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
32:53
SPEAKER_01: You got to support your friend.
32:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
32:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like you almost have to clear your calendar to go.
33:01
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know,
33:02
SPEAKER_01: say that that was the same thing,
33:04
SPEAKER_01: you know, a couple of weeks ago, Eric Ferentino's hit me up with a text.
33:08
SPEAKER_01: I guess I'll be seeing you in a couple of months.
33:10
SPEAKER_01: Right.
33:11
SPEAKER_01: You know,
33:12
SPEAKER_01: so it's,
33:13
SPEAKER_01: you know,
33:13
SPEAKER_01: and not that I wouldn't go,
33:16
SPEAKER_01: but it's just an expectation that you're just going to be there.
33:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:20
SPEAKER_00: And that's okay.
33:21
SPEAKER_00: I guess that's a.
33:22
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I like that.
33:23
SPEAKER_01: I like that type of camaraderie and friendship that people just expect,
33:28
SPEAKER_01: hey, I'm going to see my friend.
33:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:30
SPEAKER_01: You know, I'm coming to your area.
33:31
SPEAKER_01: I'll see you when I get there.
33:33
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
33:34
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
33:35
SPEAKER_00: But, yeah, it is definitely much more of an obligation.
33:38
SPEAKER_00: Like,
33:39
SPEAKER_00: it's weird because there are certain times with certain bands that I wish I wasn't
33:43
SPEAKER_00: as friendly with because it's like,
33:45
SPEAKER_00: I really don't want to come out on a fucking Monday night to,
33:48
SPEAKER_00: you know, to see your band.
33:51
SPEAKER_00: But, you know, it's like, well, I'm friends, so we got to do it.
33:55
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
33:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I get you.
33:58
SPEAKER_01: Part of the game.
33:59
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
34:00
SPEAKER_01: I think,
34:01
SPEAKER_01: speaking of comedians,
34:02
SPEAKER_01: and I forgot to check,
34:04
SPEAKER_01: somebody told me that Joe DeRosa was coming to the little theater not far from me,
34:10
SPEAKER_01: the art theater.
34:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah?
34:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know if he came already or if he's coming.
34:15
SPEAKER_01: I forgot to take a look at the calendar.
34:17
SPEAKER_01: Joe DeRosa.
34:20
SPEAKER_01: Hobart, Indiana.
34:22
SPEAKER_00: Hobart, Indiana.
34:28
SPEAKER_00: Friday, October 9th.
34:29
SPEAKER_00: You missed him.
34:30
SPEAKER_01: I missed him.
34:32
SPEAKER_00: You missed him.
34:34
SPEAKER_01: I was out at Wasp anyway.
34:35
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
34:36
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
34:39
SPEAKER_00: It's funny, you call it out at Wasp.
34:41
SPEAKER_00: I definitely am calling it out at KK's Priest.
34:45
SPEAKER_00: Definitely enjoyed KK's Priest a million times more than Wasp.
34:49
SPEAKER_01: Well, I enjoyed both, but I was blown away by KK's Priest.
34:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I liked Wasp.
34:57
SPEAKER_00: I loved Priest.
34:59
SPEAKER_00: That was, wow.
35:01
SPEAKER_01: Look at you calling them priests.
35:03
SPEAKER_00: They are priests.
35:04
SPEAKER_00: They're priests to me now.
35:07
SPEAKER_01: What did I tell you?
35:09
SPEAKER_01: You asked me last week, would I go see priest or would I go see KK's priest?
35:13
SPEAKER_01: And I said, KK's priest.
35:15
SPEAKER_00: Dude, I never in a million years thought I would feel this because,
35:21
SPEAKER_00: and I've said this a zillion times,
35:25
SPEAKER_00: Once you get past Metallica and Pantera,
35:27
SPEAKER_00: in my top five,
35:28
SPEAKER_00: number three,
35:29
SPEAKER_00: like Pantera and Metallica kind of flip places from time to time depending
35:33
SPEAKER_00: on what I'm into.
35:35
SPEAKER_00: Number three never changes.
35:37
SPEAKER_00: It's always Judas Priest.
35:39
SPEAKER_00: Always has been, always will be.
35:41
SPEAKER_00: I love Priest.
35:43
SPEAKER_00: Seeing that show two nights ago, holy smokes.
35:49
SPEAKER_00: Boy, do they kick ass.
35:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
35:52
SPEAKER_00: And I'm going to We could talk about KK and we could talk about Ripper and,
35:57
SPEAKER_00: you know, that's what everybody talks about.
36:00
SPEAKER_00: The star of that show is AJ Mills, the other guitar player.
36:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:06
SPEAKER_01: He is a monster player, man.
36:09
SPEAKER_01: He is.
36:11
SPEAKER_01: I zoomed in on him on a couple of those videos that I sent you and
36:16
SPEAKER_01: which you posted up on the locals.
36:20
SPEAKER_00: He is amazing.
36:22
SPEAKER_00: And I mean...
36:25
SPEAKER_00: There's very little difference between what you expect from Judas Priest
36:31
SPEAKER_00: and what you're getting from KK's Priest.
36:35
SPEAKER_00: Especially in the guitars, very little difference.
36:39
SPEAKER_00: Holy smokes, it was a great show.
36:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God, I loved it.
36:46
SPEAKER_00: So good.
36:48
SPEAKER_01: Did you see anybody at the show that you know?
36:50
SPEAKER_00: I did not.
36:53
SPEAKER_01: You didn't run into anybody, huh?
36:55
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
36:56
SPEAKER_00: I got in there.
36:57
SPEAKER_00: I kind of did the Eric Ferentino's thing where I had the hood up, and I went upstairs.
37:04
SPEAKER_00: I got a seat upstairs, and
37:09
SPEAKER_00: I just kind of sat by myself.
37:11
SPEAKER_00: I didn't go with anybody.
37:13
SPEAKER_00: I just went.
37:16
SPEAKER_00: Truth be told, I just didn't want to be bothered.
37:19
SPEAKER_00: I didn't want to have 15 conversations of, Hey, man, the show's great, and blah, blah, blah.
37:24
SPEAKER_00: I mean, if somebody would have said something to me,
37:26
SPEAKER_00: of course, I'd have taken a picture and had the conversation.
37:29
SPEAKER_00: But I just wanted to go and just enjoy a show.
37:31
SPEAKER_00: I really just wanted to kind of have a few hours.
37:39
SPEAKER_00: And I went,
37:41
SPEAKER_00: and like I said,
37:42
SPEAKER_00: I had the hood up and everything,
37:43
SPEAKER_00: and I just went straight in,
37:45
SPEAKER_00: and nobody cornered the fat guy with the hood and said, aren't you?
37:49
SPEAKER_00: I didn't get any of that, so...
37:51
SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't run into anybody, but man, what a show.
37:56
SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
37:57
SPEAKER_00: I would love to see.
37:58
SPEAKER_00: I will go see that again.
38:00
SPEAKER_00: Whenever it comes back, I'm going.
38:01
SPEAKER_01: How about the newly slimmed down Blackie Lawless?
38:05
SPEAKER_00: He slimmed down?
38:06
SPEAKER_00: Ripper slimmed down?
38:08
SPEAKER_00: These guys are...
38:10
SPEAKER_00: There's a health thing going on on this tour, apparently.
38:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know what?
38:14
SPEAKER_01: Getting back to our controversial discussion about the new...
38:20
SPEAKER_01: Quiet Riot singer.
38:22
SPEAKER_01: Look at these old guys all slimmed down and looking like rock stars.
38:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
38:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Blackie lost a good amount of weight, too.
38:29
SPEAKER_01: He did.
38:30
SPEAKER_01: He probably lost 40, 50 pounds.
38:32
SPEAKER_01: Easily.
38:33
SPEAKER_01: He looks like old school Blackie.
38:36
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
38:36
SPEAKER_00: He does.
38:37
SPEAKER_01: And of course, as you said, Tim Owens looks like a gym rat, as you put it.
38:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well,
38:44
SPEAKER_00: I see him on Facebook pretty much every day from his gym or whatever gym he's at,
38:49
SPEAKER_00: you know, in whatever city, like the hotel gym or something.
38:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the workout room.
38:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he is really just somewhere along the way.
38:57
SPEAKER_00: He decided he wasn't happy and just started banging the weights and Holy shit.
39:03
SPEAKER_00: What do you think he weighs now?
39:04
SPEAKER_00: 170 pounds, maybe?
39:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, about.
39:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's tall.
39:08
SPEAKER_01: You know, he's tall.
39:09
SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, he's probably about 170.
39:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he lost a ton of weight.
39:13
SPEAKER_00: And the weird thing, the bald thing works for him.
39:17
SPEAKER_00: You know, it really does.
39:18
SPEAKER_00: He kind of looks, he looks like Ralph Sheeper's up there, to be honest.
39:22
SPEAKER_01: He does a little bit, doesn't he?
39:24
SPEAKER_00: He does.
39:24
SPEAKER_00: You know, because now he's all ripped and stuff, too.
39:26
SPEAKER_00: So he looks kind of like Ralph Sheeper.
39:28
SPEAKER_01: He's the ripper.
39:29
SPEAKER_00: He really is the ripper.
39:31
SPEAKER_00: He's the rip ripper.
39:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
39:34
SPEAKER_00: But God damn, does he sound, he sounds better, which I didn't think that was even a possibility.
39:39
SPEAKER_00: He sounds better now than he, I think he ever has.
39:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:43
SPEAKER_01: He, he held those notes and the high notes and he was just like, holy shit.
39:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
39:49
SPEAKER_00: I mean, really on, on some of them songs, the victims of changes and stuff like that.
39:53
SPEAKER_00: It was like, whoa, he's great.
39:56
SPEAKER_00: And not for nothing,
39:57
SPEAKER_00: this is a dumb thing that I noticed and,
40:00
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure people notice it, but don't look at it as a feature.
40:04
SPEAKER_00: I really, really like it.
40:06
SPEAKER_00: It's the first time I've seen this.
40:09
SPEAKER_00: They seem to have, I don't know, an extended vocalist platform on the stage.
40:17
SPEAKER_00: It's not just a step up like the guitar players have to raise themselves up.
40:21
SPEAKER_00: It's like...
40:23
SPEAKER_00: Ripper can walk around a little bit.
40:25
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's the base for Blackie's Elvis.
40:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh, is that why that's there?
40:31
SPEAKER_00: Okay, that makes sense.
40:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's the base.
40:34
SPEAKER_00: Bands should do that on every tour.
40:39
SPEAKER_00: Because Ripper was kind of lifted above a little bit,
40:44
SPEAKER_00: and it just added something to the presentation.
40:47
SPEAKER_00: It added an oomph or a fire or something to it that he was...
40:53
SPEAKER_00: Like KK was on one side and AJ Mills was on the other and they were,
40:57
SPEAKER_00: you know, a foot shorter than Ripper or whatever.
41:00
SPEAKER_01: Right.
41:00
SPEAKER_00: But they're rocking while he's up just bringing it.
41:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:04
SPEAKER_00: And I loved that.
41:06
SPEAKER_00: And I know that's such a minor little thing,
41:10
SPEAKER_00: but it, you know, in a smaller room like that, it made it cool.
41:15
SPEAKER_00: It was very cool.
41:16
SPEAKER_00: I enjoyed it.
41:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:18
SPEAKER_00: I really don't have anything bad to say about either band,
41:20
SPEAKER_00: really, just I don't agree with you from last week that Blackie's not lip syncing.
41:25
SPEAKER_00: There was some moments last night that I was like.
41:27
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm not saying, oh, the show that I saw.
41:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:30
SPEAKER_01: But that doesn't mean if he's not up to snuff for one show or another,
41:34
SPEAKER_01: he doesn't feel it out, you know?
41:38
SPEAKER_01: But I zoomed in on him as often as I could, and I did not detect backing tracks.
41:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:48
SPEAKER_00: I mean, there were some times that I just was like,
41:52
SPEAKER_00: Wow, he's leaning back and they're still full vocal.
41:57
SPEAKER_00: But again, as I've said a bunch of times, I don't really care about tracks.
42:02
SPEAKER_00: I'm fine with it as long as I got a good show.
42:05
SPEAKER_00: I got a great show.
42:06
SPEAKER_00: I had a great time watching that show.
42:10
SPEAKER_00: Whether it was real, whether it was Memorex, I don't care.
42:14
SPEAKER_00: It was a great show and it was fantastic.
42:19
SPEAKER_00: Got to thank, even though this is so bad, I'll tell this story now.
42:23
SPEAKER_00: Got to thank Matt from Cincinnati, even though I did not use his ticket.
42:29
SPEAKER_00: So me being the knuckleheaded fucking moron that I am,
42:34
SPEAKER_00: I waited until, oh,
42:37
SPEAKER_00: about two o'clock in the afternoon to transfer the ticket over to the Access app
42:44
SPEAKER_00: to do it.
42:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
42:45
SPEAKER_00: And it wouldn't let me do it.
42:47
SPEAKER_00: Because I wasn't doing it from the email it was sent to, which was the CMS request email.
42:54
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
42:55
SPEAKER_00: And of course I didn't have the password to the CMS thing.
43:01
SPEAKER_00: And I didn't want to call you at work.
43:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:04
SPEAKER_00: Because in order to do it,
43:06
SPEAKER_00: I knew if I tried to sign in,
43:08
SPEAKER_00: it was going to do that thing where it pops up and tell me the number on the screen.
43:13
SPEAKER_00: And, you know, I just didn't want to do that to you at your job.
43:18
SPEAKER_00: You know, A,
43:18
SPEAKER_00: I didn't know if you could even have taken the time to do it, but B,
43:21
SPEAKER_00: even if you could, that's such a lame look for you for, okay, yeah, the code is 73.
43:29
SPEAKER_00: You know, I just didn't want to do that.
43:30
SPEAKER_00: So I didn't use the ticket.
43:32
SPEAKER_00: I made a phone call to a friend that hooked me up.
43:35
SPEAKER_00: All right.
43:36
SPEAKER_00: And I just went to the show and had a great time.
43:39
SPEAKER_01: Well, you went to the show by proxy.
43:42
SPEAKER_01: I did.
43:44
SPEAKER_00: I went 100% because Matt in Cincinnati offered me the ticket.
43:49
SPEAKER_00: I just didn't end up using the ticket.
43:51
SPEAKER_01: Right, just because you couldn't get access to it.
43:54
SPEAKER_00: Yes, correct.
43:56
SPEAKER_00: But thank you anyway, Matt.
43:58
SPEAKER_00: I do appreciate it, and I had a great time.
44:00
SPEAKER_01: Well, speaking of people who are giving tickets away, I got a text from CMS fan Corey.
44:08
SPEAKER_01: He lives down in Arkansas, and I often see him.
44:12
SPEAKER_01: Often see him at a lot of shows and things.
44:14
SPEAKER_01: He, he travels a lot.
44:16
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
44:17
SPEAKER_01: This guy, he and his, he and his family, he and his son, he, he, his son is named Dawkin.
44:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:25
SPEAKER_01: So they travel a lot and they were going to make the drive up from Arkansas to,
44:31
SPEAKER_01: uh, to go to the Wasp show on Sunday.
44:35
SPEAKER_00: Right.
44:36
SPEAKER_01: And, uh,
44:36
SPEAKER_01: so he hits me up Sunday afternoon and he says,
44:39
SPEAKER_01: Hey Neely,
44:40
SPEAKER_01: he says, uh, Me and Dokken were going to make the drive up to see the Wash Show.
44:45
SPEAKER_01: I got third row tickets at the Arcata tonight.
44:49
SPEAKER_00: Nice.
44:50
SPEAKER_01: And we just don't feel like making the drive.
44:52
SPEAKER_01: Do you want the tickets?
44:53
SPEAKER_01: Nice.
44:54
SPEAKER_01: So I was just like, well, I just saw them on Friday.
44:58
SPEAKER_01: And Arcata on a Sunday night is a bit of a stretch.
45:02
SPEAKER_01: Right.
45:03
SPEAKER_01: It's like 100 miles away.
45:05
SPEAKER_00: Right.
45:05
SPEAKER_00: And you got to turn around and be at work at eight or whatever.
45:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
45:08
SPEAKER_01: So I said, well, I'll get a hold of Scarfoot because he lives in St. Charles.
45:14
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
45:15
SPEAKER_01: And I text Scarfoot and I said, hey, our friend Corey has third row tickets for Wasp.
45:22
SPEAKER_01: You want to go?
45:23
SPEAKER_01: And he was just like, fuck yeah.
45:26
SPEAKER_01: So his tickets didn't go to waste.
45:28
SPEAKER_01: Nice.
45:29
SPEAKER_01: Good.
45:29
SPEAKER_01: So Scarfoot was able to go.
45:32
SPEAKER_01: To the Washoe Sunday night at the Arcata.
45:35
SPEAKER_01: Nice.
45:37
SPEAKER_00: Look at our little CMS family, all acting family-like.
45:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, taking care of each other.
45:42
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
45:42
SPEAKER_01: I like it.
45:44
SPEAKER_01: So thank you, Corey, and I'm glad Scarfoot had a good time.
45:48
SPEAKER_01: That's great.
45:50
SPEAKER_01: Everybody should
45:51
SPEAKER_00: see this tour.
45:52
SPEAKER_00: It's really good.
45:54
SPEAKER_01: It's a great show.
45:55
SPEAKER_01: Really?
45:57
SPEAKER_01: And I'm looking forward to the Metal Church Armored Saints show.
46:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that'll be good too.
46:02
SPEAKER_01: Looking forward to that.
46:03
SPEAKER_01: That's a good twin bill.
46:05
SPEAKER_00: Dude, I'm looking forward to Ripper said it on stage at our show,
46:08
SPEAKER_00: probably on yours too,
46:09
SPEAKER_00: but said that they're recording all those shows to put out a live record.
46:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's what he said.
46:14
SPEAKER_00: I like the sound of that.
46:16
SPEAKER_00: I will play the show.
46:17
SPEAKER_00: If they knew half as well as they did with the Judas Priest records,
46:20
SPEAKER_00: the Live in London and the 98,
46:23
SPEAKER_00: Whatever that was called, 98 Live or 98 Jugulator or whatever.
46:26
SPEAKER_00: Right.
46:27
SPEAKER_00: Those are two kick-ass records.
46:30
SPEAKER_00: And as good as KK's Priest was, you know, two nights ago, I'm all in for that one.
46:38
SPEAKER_00: I can't wait.
46:39
SPEAKER_00: That'll be great.
46:40
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
46:41
SPEAKER_01: So...
46:42
SPEAKER_01: So anyway, they've got a few dates, some dates left through the end of the year.
46:47
SPEAKER_01: So if they're coming to a town near you and you have thoughts about going, I would say go.
46:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would agree.
46:57
SPEAKER_00: I would definitely agree.
46:59
SPEAKER_00: Great, great, great show.
47:01
SPEAKER_00: And I'm glad you went.
47:02
SPEAKER_01: I really, I was kind of keeping my fingers crossed for you.
47:07
SPEAKER_01: I was just like, I hope Chris remembers to go.
47:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I went.
47:11
SPEAKER_00: Now the next thing I got to do,
47:13
SPEAKER_00: I got to go get my phone fucking fixed because I wanted to shoot video so bad
47:19
SPEAKER_00: because it was such a good show.
47:21
SPEAKER_00: I would have liked to have had, you know, more video for the show.
47:25
SPEAKER_00: But I just my phone is I've shown it before.
47:29
SPEAKER_00: I'll show it again.
47:29
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if you can see it or not, but the camera
47:32
SPEAKER_00: stuff's all cracked up.
47:34
SPEAKER_00: So I can't shoot any video or take any photos or nothing with it.
47:38
SPEAKER_00: So.
47:39
SPEAKER_00: I need to get my ass over to the Verizon store and just get a new phone.
47:42
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I've had this one for like four years,
47:44
SPEAKER_00: which I know in Neely terms that doesn't mean anything.
47:49
SPEAKER_00: Four years?
47:50
SPEAKER_00: You know me.
47:51
SPEAKER_00: Usually I get a new phone every year.
47:54
SPEAKER_00: And this one I've had for like four years and haven't swapped it out because it works.
47:59
SPEAKER_00: I'm afraid of it not working if I switch.
48:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:02
SPEAKER_01: I remember you switched from iPhone to Android and you thought,
48:06
SPEAKER_01: oh yeah, this is going to be the greatest thing ever.
48:08
SPEAKER_01: And then you got it and you were just like, I hate this
48:11
SPEAKER_00: fucking phone.
48:11
SPEAKER_00: I fucking hated it.
48:14
SPEAKER_00: Dude, I ended up getting rid of that.
48:15
SPEAKER_00: I only kept that, I think, four months.
48:19
SPEAKER_01: And you spent like $1,200 on it or something, didn't you?
48:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:23
SPEAKER_00: Well, it ended up going through the cycle.
48:25
SPEAKER_00: Like all my family phones are on one plan.
48:28
SPEAKER_01: Right.
48:29
SPEAKER_00: So I ended up, my daughter had the oldest phone, so I sold her on, hey, do you want this one?
48:34
SPEAKER_00: It's got a neat little thing.
48:36
SPEAKER_00: It's got that, what do you call that, a stylus, so that you can use that.
48:41
SPEAKER_00: She's like, yeah, yeah, I'll take that phone.
48:42
SPEAKER_00: So I gave her that phone and upgraded to what is this phone from that one.
48:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, never look back.
48:51
SPEAKER_00: I'll never own another Android phone.
48:54
SPEAKER_00: No way.
48:55
SPEAKER_00: I might try the X phone when that comes out, though.
48:58
SPEAKER_00: That's one of the reasons I haven't gone and replaced this iPhone yet is
49:03
SPEAKER_00: because I know Elon Musk has got to be right there.
49:07
SPEAKER_00: He's not releasing all this Starlink shit and buying up frequency bands and everything.
49:15
SPEAKER_00: And he's shown it like test models online.
49:20
SPEAKER_00: So I know he's going to come out with a phone here sooner than later,
49:23
SPEAKER_00: and I don't want to be 19 months away from getting that phone.
49:27
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to want that phone day one.
49:31
SPEAKER_01: Is it a good thing to get something day one?
49:34
SPEAKER_00: No, it's never a good thing to get it day one, but I want that one.
49:38
SPEAKER_00: But I want it.
49:39
SPEAKER_00: I want that one.
49:41
SPEAKER_01: You know what I never understood, and we'll wrap this up.
49:47
SPEAKER_01: Segment here.
49:48
SPEAKER_01: Years ago, when iPhone was releasing the new iPhone, people lining up to get one.
49:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's nice.
49:58
SPEAKER_01: I never understood that.
50:00
SPEAKER_01: It's just like, why don't you just wait a few days or get it next week or whatever?
50:05
SPEAKER_01: But people were lining up at like 6 o'clock in the morning to get a goddamn iPhone.
50:11
SPEAKER_01: It's just like, why do you got to get it that day?
50:14
SPEAKER_00: Dude, there is a weird thing about the Apple product, and I don't understand it either.
50:20
SPEAKER_00: I really don't understand it, but I mean, it was the same way when they released the iPad.
50:25
SPEAKER_00: It was the same way when they released the iWatch.
50:29
SPEAKER_00: They had people standing out in line to get a fucking watch.
50:34
SPEAKER_00: Did you go to Walmart and get a watch tomorrow?
50:38
SPEAKER_00: You know, as soon as it opens, you can walk out of there 10 minutes later with a watch.
50:41
SPEAKER_00: They'll do everything that an iWatch will do.
50:44
SPEAKER_00: Everything.
50:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
51:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they don't know the difference between an A16 and an A19 and power processing.
51:13
SPEAKER_01: It's the latest and the greatest.
51:15
SPEAKER_01: It's cool, man.
51:16
SPEAKER_00: Why you got to be such
51:16
SPEAKER_01: a dick?
51:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, why do you have to be such a dick?
51:19
SPEAKER_00: And that is the answer I get.
51:21
SPEAKER_01: Well, that girl was right at the beginning of the show.
51:23
SPEAKER_01: The CMS, they're just a bunch of dickheads.
51:25
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
51:27
SPEAKER_00: It's no wonder Sebastian Bach wants to fight me.
51:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you'll never say that to my face.
51:34
SPEAKER_01: Really?
51:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
51:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah?
51:35
SPEAKER_01: What are you going to do?
51:37
SPEAKER_01: You're a threatening assault now?
51:39
SPEAKER_01: Is that what you're doing?
51:40
SPEAKER_00: What are you going to do?
51:41
SPEAKER_00: Throw a bottle at me and hit the girl behind me?
51:43
SPEAKER_00: Shut up.
51:47
SPEAKER_03: Dumbbell.
51:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what are you going to do?
51:50
SPEAKER_01: Are you going to take a swing at me?
51:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
51:52
SPEAKER_00: Do you think that skinny little fuck wants to really fight me?
51:56
SPEAKER_00: The guy that went to war?
51:57
SPEAKER_01: He's not that skinny of a little fuck.
51:59
SPEAKER_00: Well, not anymore, no, but still.
52:02
SPEAKER_00: Compared to me.
52:04
SPEAKER_00: And I guarantee you, guarantee you I've been in a bunch more fights than that fucking guy.
52:09
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
52:10
SPEAKER_00: This guy's spent his last 35 years hiding behind a security guard.
52:15
SPEAKER_00: And let's face it,
52:16
SPEAKER_00: when Stevie Rochelle chested up on him,
52:17
SPEAKER_00: he fucking backed down like a bitch on that boat.
52:23
SPEAKER_00: Don't talk shit, Sebastian.
52:24
SPEAKER_00: Just unfollow the channel.
52:26
SPEAKER_00: Block it, even.
52:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, stop getting your panties in a wad over what a couple of guys are commenting on.
52:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, who gives a shit?
52:33
SPEAKER_00: But AI sucks, you fucking assholes.
52:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so?
52:39
SPEAKER_00: I can tell you're telling us from your mom's basement, you fags.
52:43
SPEAKER_00: Shut up.
52:45
SPEAKER_00: You said it yourself, that God kills fags dead.
52:47
SPEAKER_00: So apparently we'll be dead soon.
52:49
SPEAKER_02: What do you think of that,
52:50
SPEAKER_00: Sebastian?
52:52
SPEAKER_00: Dick.
52:54
SPEAKER_01: Fuck him.
52:58
SPEAKER_01: I just find it funny that after all these years...
53:01
SPEAKER_01: People like him are still out there, you know, picking bulletin board fights.
53:11
SPEAKER_00: I mean, you're an internationally known rock star,
53:14
SPEAKER_00: and you're going on YouTube to complain about somebody that said something
53:19
SPEAKER_00: that you don't agree with?
53:20
SPEAKER_00: Shut up.
53:22
SPEAKER_00: Dummy.
53:25
SPEAKER_01: Goofy.
53:26
SPEAKER_00: He really is.
53:29
SPEAKER_01: All right.
53:30
SPEAKER_01: Well, I think that'll wrap our first hour.
53:32
SPEAKER_01: All right.
53:35
SPEAKER_01: As always, I see people have already been very, very busy in the old fast pass at the locals.
53:41
SPEAKER_01: Right.
53:41
SPEAKER_01: And if you'd like to get a request in on a Saturday night,
53:45
SPEAKER_01: a song request in on a Saturday night,
53:47
SPEAKER_01: you can join us over at our locals page, classicmetalshow.locals.com and sign up.
53:53
SPEAKER_01: It's $5 a month.
53:54
SPEAKER_01: It allows you to pick a song on a Saturday.
53:57
SPEAKER_01: It allows you to get early access to the release of the segments of this show,
54:03
SPEAKER_01: early access to Chris's interviews that he does through the week,
54:07
SPEAKER_01: little special things that Chris throws out there periodically.
54:11
SPEAKER_01: So there's little perks to it.
54:13
SPEAKER_01: It's only $5 a month.
54:15
SPEAKER_01: It's a buck and a quarter a week.
54:17
SPEAKER_01: Can you afford that?
54:17
SPEAKER_01: A buck and a quarter a week?
54:20
SPEAKER_01: And it just goes toward operating costs.
54:23
SPEAKER_01: That's what it goes toward.
54:25
SPEAKER_01: So you help the show operate.
54:28
SPEAKER_01: That's what we do because there are costs that are involved with doing a show like this.
54:33
SPEAKER_01: So you look at the equipment we have and the bandwidth we have and
54:37
SPEAKER_01: the servers we have and the web space and the You know, cloud service and all that.
54:43
SPEAKER_01: That all costs money.
54:44
SPEAKER_01: What?
54:45
SPEAKER_01: We provide a service, gentlemen, and that service costs money.
54:49
SPEAKER_00: I thought it was all free.
54:51
SPEAKER_00: Well, it is free for the watcher, but,
54:53
SPEAKER_01: you know, there is a cost involved.
54:56
SPEAKER_00: Well, we could get rid of the microphones and just set up our phones and just do it.
55:01
SPEAKER_00: True.
55:02
SPEAKER_01: Or we could do blog talk radio.
55:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we could.
55:05
SPEAKER_00: We really could.
55:08
SPEAKER_01: But we want to bring you the best show we can bring you.
55:11
SPEAKER_01: So if you want to help the show and offset some of those costs, it's $5 a month.
55:18
SPEAKER_01: Classicmetalshow.locals.com and join us today, shall you?
55:21
SPEAKER_01: Yes, please.
55:22
SPEAKER_01: All right.
55:24
SPEAKER_01: All right.
55:24
SPEAKER_01: Well, we're going to get into the tunes here.
55:26
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to let Chris kick it off.
55:28
SPEAKER_01: So what shall we play?
55:29
SPEAKER_00: Well, since we're doing a Dangerous Toys contest,
55:33
SPEAKER_00: why don't we do Angel and You from Dangerous Toys from Hellacious Acres?
55:37
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
55:38
SPEAKER_00: It's not the album we're giving away, but whatever.
55:40
SPEAKER_00: It's still a good song.
55:42
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
55:43
SPEAKER_01: Well, we're all about dangerous toys.
55:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I love them.
55:48
SPEAKER_01: Let's see here.
55:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh, there it is.
55:51
SPEAKER_01: Angel and You.
55:52
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
55:55
SPEAKER_01: All right.
55:56
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
55:57
SPEAKER_01: I got her all pulled up there.
55:58
SPEAKER_01: So anyway, yeah.
56:00
SPEAKER_01: So if you want to join us.
56:02
SPEAKER_01: Come over to the locals page and help out the show and blah, blah, blah.
56:06
SPEAKER_01: So you get the picture.
56:08
SPEAKER_01: So can you afford us five bucks a month?
56:11
SPEAKER_01: I would hope so.
56:13
SPEAKER_01: Come on, guys.
56:14
SPEAKER_01: Help out a little bit.
56:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:17
SPEAKER_01: All right.
56:17
SPEAKER_01: Well, here it is.
56:18
SPEAKER_01: It's Dangerous Toys with Angel and you exclusively here.
56:22
SPEAKER_01: On your classic
56:23
SPEAKER_00: metal show.
56:23
[music]
56:36
SPEAKER_03: Heavy Metal Warriors, are you ready to crank it up?
56:41
SPEAKER_03: The Classic Metal Show is live every Saturday night,
56:45
SPEAKER_03: 9pm to 3a, and you can blast it right on your big screen TV.
56:50
SPEAKER_03: Just download the Check the Rumble app on your smart TV or streaming device.
56:54
SPEAKER_03: Head to rumble.com slash c slash cms.
56:58
SPEAKER_03: Follow the channel and get ready to head bang from your couch or your bed.
57:02
SPEAKER_03: Monday through Friday at 8 p.m. Catch the daily replay.
57:06
SPEAKER_03: Killer interviews on Chris Akin Presents.
57:09
SPEAKER_03: No cable, no limits.
57:11
SPEAKER_03: Pure classic metal live whenever we hit the stream.
57:15
SPEAKER_03: Download Rumble now.
57:16
SPEAKER_03: Subscribe and never miss a riff again.
57:19
SPEAKER_03: The Classic Metal Show.
57:21
SPEAKER_03: Louder on Rumble.