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Bovines and Ungulates | Son of a Boy Dad #435 · Son of a Boy Dad

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Speaker 3: Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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Speaker 3: Today it is September 9th, it's 1230 p.m. and we
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Speaker 3: are here live from HQ3. Hello, how are we doing, fellows?
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Speaker 1: Good? Very good, very good. How is your energy today, Sass? Unbelievable. Really?
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Speaker 3: Fantastic.
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Speaker 1: Why?
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Speaker 5: You're wearing your workout clothes today.
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Speaker 3: My workout clothes?
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Speaker 5: This is your, this is your, like, training fit. No,
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Speaker 5: it isn't.
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Speaker 3: This is my game day fit.
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Speaker 5: No, that's, that's like, Gray sweats. What are you talking about?
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Speaker 3: No, this is just a regular Patriots crew neck and shorts.
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Speaker 5: Well, your blue fit is your formal fit.
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Speaker 3: That's formal.
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Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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Speaker 5: That's like date night. No. Might have a job interview.
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Speaker 1: Church.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, church.
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Speaker 3: This is literally wearing all blue. Are you missing the
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Speaker 3: gray part that really adorns? There's a hint of gray.
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Speaker 3: It's not a hint of gray. It's predominantly gray with
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Speaker 3: a hint of blue. It's literally not predominantly gray.
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Speaker 5: I bet you there's more gray on that sweatshirt than blue.
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Speaker 3: There's not. What's the back look like? Can you just
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Speaker 3: show us the back? It's the same as the front.
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Speaker 3: The gray ends right here.
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Speaker 5: I think this is one of those like optical illusion
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Speaker 5: things where there's a lot more gray.
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Speaker 3: There isn't. I promise you.
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Speaker 5: For sure.
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Speaker 3: I promise you.
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Speaker 1: The gray is spinning backwards too. I could tell the
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Speaker 1: longer I stare at it, it's actually reverse directions.
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Speaker 3: I promise there's no hidden grays that you guys aren't seeing.
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Speaker 5: I'm doing an exercise right now where if I were
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Speaker 5: to take away the blue, would I think that you
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Speaker 5: were more dressed than if you took away the gray?
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Speaker 3: I actually wouldn't hate if this was just an all gray.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: But it isn't.
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Speaker 1: It's all blue.
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Speaker 5: You're really going to tell me that that's your sort of.
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Speaker 3: Serious one this is my casual game day attire i
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Speaker 3: mean obviously i'm gonna toss the jersey on you're gonna
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Speaker 3: change tonight yeah yeah this.
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Speaker 1: Is during the day it's like what you wear out
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Speaker 1: of the tunnel you get out of your lamborghini and
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Speaker 1: walk in slow motion yes i.
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Speaker 3: Got the brady jersey ready at home or the henderson
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Speaker 3: but henderson's not playing tonight.
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Speaker 1: You didn't you didn't work out at all today.
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Speaker 3: No, I got my steps in. I got my 10K in.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, Roan. But I didn't wear this. I could
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Speaker 3: tell that was sweaty. No, I didn't wear this.
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Speaker 5: That thing is soaked.
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Speaker 1: No, no, no. You're mistaken.
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Speaker 5: Well, it was soaked and then it dried and you're like, well,
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Speaker 5: no one's going to know.
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Speaker 7: No, no.
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Speaker 5: So now I can wear it.
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Speaker 3: You're completely mistaken. That gray was black.
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Speaker 5: It was dark.
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Speaker 3: No, I wore a green shirt that I bought off
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Speaker 3: of Instagram on my exercise.
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Speaker 8: Yeah?
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: What did it say?
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Speaker 3: Nothing.
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Speaker 1: It's plain.
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Speaker 5: What's it made of?
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Speaker 6: Um....
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Speaker 5: Is it like a sport fabric?
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Speaker 3: No, it's not.
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Speaker 1: Polyester? What's the blend?
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Speaker 3: I would say it's probably 80% cotton, if I had
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Speaker 3: to guess. Not your typical workout attire, but it wasn't
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Speaker 3: a typical morning.
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Speaker 1: What was so atypical about it? No jog.
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Speaker 3: I just walked. Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I love a polyester shirt. I want my shirts to
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Speaker 1: be like a fucking Lego shirt.
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Speaker 3: No, no, you're mistaken. You're thinking of a heavy cotton.
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Speaker 1: I don't want anything. No, heavy cotton.
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Speaker 3: You're thinking of a heavy cotton, but you're saying polyester.
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Speaker 3: No one likes polyester. Polyester has tarnished the fashion industry.
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Speaker 1: That's what people say. But then Abercrombie and Fitch's stock
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Speaker 1: is through the roof and their clothes are 100% recycled
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Speaker 1: credit cards.
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Speaker 3: He's right about that.
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Speaker 5: He's got you there.
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Speaker 3: I hate polyester. Polyester is like the fucking– that's like
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Speaker 3: what Fanatics uses. Everything is polyester.
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Speaker 1: No, they use like pre-owned polyester. They re-spool polyester into– I.
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Speaker 3: Mean, it's literally– everything you buy now is a Halloween costume.
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Speaker 3: It's the same quality that you would get from Halloween
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Speaker 3: party or– it's a party or party city or abracadabra.
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Speaker 3: Like that's like, I remember when I was a, like
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Speaker 3: a very, very young child, I had like, I'm talking
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Speaker 3: like toddler. I, I had a costume, a Patriots costume
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Speaker 3: and I, it was just a cheap Patriots Jersey for
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Speaker 3: a child. And that Jersey now is higher quality than
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Speaker 3: the jerseys that you buy from the NFL store. Like
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Speaker 3: that is how far they have dropped.
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Speaker 5: What about the ones that are authentic? No. Those are
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Speaker 5: still high quality?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 7: No.
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Speaker 3: Dog shit.
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Speaker 1: All the good jerseys are in baseball cards now.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: All the good ones ever were just trimmed into baseball cards.
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Speaker 1: And now it's just the most flammable material known to man.
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Speaker 3: I mean, if you were to light a match in
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Speaker 3: a room with a jersey from the NFL store.
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Speaker 1: We're very close to the NFL having a friction fire
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Speaker 1: at the bottom of a pile where they're trying to
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Speaker 1: recover a fumble. Like a bunch of bodies all warming
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Speaker 1: together and it's like going to combust at some point.
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Speaker 3: You know what i if i was in the nfl
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Speaker 3: my move would be i would like if i was
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Speaker 3: like you know kind of getting into it with a
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Speaker 3: guy i would just rip the numbers off his jersey
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Speaker 3: because you could just peel those off like a sticker
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Speaker 3: it's not true they're.
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Speaker 5: They're sewn in by some lovely woman in china.
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Speaker 3: No you're mistaken you're thinking of a good you're thinking
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Speaker 3: of the good jerseys like have.
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Speaker 5: You when was last time the authentic the game the
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Speaker 5: game on field game worn jerseys those are stickers No.
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Speaker 3: Stickers.
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Speaker 5: You're so full of shit.
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Speaker 3: I mean, am I wrong?
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Speaker 5: You're just mad right now because you know you're wearing
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Speaker 5: something that Rocky trained in.
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Speaker 8: No.
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Speaker 3: I mean, look, I do agree I could see Rocky
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Speaker 3: training in something like this, but he did not train
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Speaker 3: in this specific shirt.
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Speaker 5: You look like a dad in a suburban neighborhood who
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Speaker 5: leans into a car window after a jog. And it's like, oh, yeah,
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Speaker 5: I think we're going to just get the kids out
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Speaker 5: later today. And you got that little half moon of
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Speaker 5: sweat right below the chin. That's you.
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Speaker 3: No, I do. Definitely. I do see that.
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Speaker 1: Peeking in their grocery bags, seeing some steaks and being like,
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Speaker 1: where's mine?
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Speaker 3: I went to like a sports thrift store last week.
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Speaker 3: in east village what is it called what it's.
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Speaker 1: Like there's one there's a pre-owned soccer shop that's soccer
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Speaker 1: jersey shop that's on like canal street it's probably.
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Speaker 3: Let me see what it was called i was doing
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Speaker 3: uh like max this comedian max manikoff is doing like
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Speaker 3: a he like films these little sketches there for instagram
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Speaker 3: and i was doing that Really? At that store.
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Speaker 1: That's kind of out of character.
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Speaker 5: You did something?
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Why are you doing anything?
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Speaker 3: Anytime anyone asks me to do something, I'll do it.
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Speaker 5: Can you stop doing stuff? God damn it.
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Speaker 7: But.
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Speaker 3: What is this bullshit? I forget what it was called,
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Speaker 3: but they had... You're fucking agreeing to come with me
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Speaker 3: on Saturdays? This is getting weird, man. I'm just, you know,
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Speaker 3: stepping out. Slow down.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing?
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Speaker 3: Summer's over and I'm ready to get back outside.
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Speaker 1: And grinding work.
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Speaker 5: You're gonna pull a fucking muscle.
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Speaker 1: You're grinding deals.
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Speaker 5: Last thing I want is for you to overdo it
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Speaker 5: and then retreat back into your shell.
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Speaker 3: I'll go back in. I mean, I'm still in.
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Speaker 1: He was doing stand-up. Like, he's doing all this shit.
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Speaker 3: I have a show tonight, unfortunately. Right when the game starts.
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Speaker 3: But I mean, I'm going to miss 10 minutes. I'll
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Speaker 3: be okay.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Calling a bomb threat to the stadium. That's your only move.
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Speaker 3: That is a bummer.
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Speaker 1: So you went to the vintage store. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And they had like, they have like the actual old jerseys.
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Speaker 3: Like there was a Tom Brady, like not obviously it's
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Speaker 3: like a, one that you would buy from the NFL store.
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Speaker 3: But I mean, dude, the difference in the quality, like
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Speaker 3: it's literally like it's, it's heavy as fuck.
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Speaker 1: It used to be like parachute material.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Like it's like thick and it's like actually stitched together
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Speaker 3: like a real jersey. Yeah. The jerseys now, I mean,
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Speaker 3: it's a, it's actually a disgrace. It's a total disgrace.
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Speaker 1: What year was it where they gave one of the
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Speaker 1: coaches a Gatorade bath and his shirt disintegrated?
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: It was made by Fanatics.
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Speaker 3: I mean, everything by Fanatics. It's like, oh, let me
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Speaker 3: get a Patriots t-shirt.
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Speaker 5: A t-shirt, right?
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Speaker 3: Just a simple, let's get a standard Patriots t-shirt. And
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Speaker 3: then you go on the Fanatics website. Like a fancy one? No,
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Speaker 3: it's just like a t-shirt. It's got like a hood
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Speaker 3: on the back for some reason. Fucking laces on the front.
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Speaker 1: A hoodie pocket on the front.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's like whatever happened to just a regular shirt?
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Speaker 1: They don't make a regular shirt anymore.
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Speaker 3: No, they don't do it.
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Speaker 5: You can only buy them on Instagram.
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Speaker 3: You can only buy them on Instagram or on like Depop.
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Speaker 1: Good call on the Instagram.
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Speaker 5: Depop Choprop.
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Speaker 1: Um francis hasn't had a synthetic touches no no no
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Speaker 1: in a good 12 years no i uh 100 cotton man.
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Speaker 5: Yeah or wool wool's nice summer wool light wool awesome
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Speaker 5: cashmere what's that possum possum i gave all my best
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Speaker 5: possum to you too.
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Speaker 1: I have mine i'm ready can't wait to to bring
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Speaker 1: out as soon as the leaves start to change i'm
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Speaker 1: gonna you'll see me impossible yeah i had.
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Speaker 3: To tell yeah this is all i have full possum
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Speaker 3: I have an entire storage bin of sweaters. Really?
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Speaker 5: That have all just been sitting together and I can't
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Speaker 5: wait to pop them open. Oh, yeah. Let them breathe
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Speaker 5: a little.
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Speaker 1: How old are they?
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Speaker 5: They're all just from last year.
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Speaker 1: Oh, just from last year. I didn't know if you'd
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Speaker 1: been collecting them forever.
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Speaker 5: Well, for a few years now, but I put them
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Speaker 5: away for the summer. Yeah, that's smart. Because I'm not
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Speaker 5: going to wear sweaters in the summer.
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Speaker 3: No, that is like a mature thing to do.
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Speaker 2: Hmm.
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Speaker 3: To put away your winter clothes in the summer.
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Speaker 1: Instead of just letting them recede to the bottom of
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Speaker 1: the pile. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And be like, where is that sweater from last year?
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Speaker 3: And then you just got to start digging.
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Speaker 1: You need to look at a cross section of your clothes.
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Speaker 1: Like you're looking at sediment rock from the Mesozoic era. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: But I'll tell you what, when you live in the
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Speaker 3: pile life rather than the storage life, finding the thing
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Speaker 3: that you were looking for is a great feeling. You're like,
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Speaker 3: I definitely didn't think I was going to find this.
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Speaker 3: And then you find it. Yeah. And then you have
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Speaker 3: a great day.
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Speaker 1: It kind of tests your memory in a different way. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Because you're like, oh, okay. I know that this is
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Speaker 1: like three quarters down the pile and in like quadrant B16.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Especially if you're a multiple pile guy like me, because
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Speaker 3: I got a closet pile and then I got the
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Speaker 3: living room pile.
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Speaker 5: You have a pile in your closet? Yeah. On the floor?
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Speaker 3: Floor to ceiling.
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Speaker 1: You have a living room pile?
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: The living room pile is a bit disgraceful.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Come on, man.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tough because it's like everything is like nice
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Speaker 3: and clean and set up and then there's just a
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Speaker 3: big old pile.
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Speaker 1: On the couch?
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Speaker 3: No, right when you walk in.
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Speaker 5: You're telling me your living room looks like the entrance
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Speaker 5: to a concentration camp?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. Where they just like all the shoes
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Speaker 3: and shit that were taken? It's actually, it's like right
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Speaker 3: when you walk in with the door.
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Speaker 1: Oh, dude.
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Speaker 3: There's old jewelry. Yeah, it's tough.
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Speaker 1: I was picturing it like a dirt bike, like park
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Speaker 1: where they're just like ramps.
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Speaker 3: It is kind of like that yeah that's it's like
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Speaker 3: one big ramp that's insane have you been getting a
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Speaker 3: lot of dirt bike videos on your algo because my
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Speaker 3: algorithm has been almost strictly mountain biking lately it's probably because.
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Speaker 1: The front facing part of your phone thinks that you're.
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Speaker 3: In the wilderness i think we got to do a
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Speaker 3: mountain biking week.
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Speaker 5: That's outside my pay grade.
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Speaker 1: What about city biking week?
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Speaker 3: No, city bikes to the mountains. What if we bring
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Speaker 3: the city bikes like to Jersey?
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Speaker 5: I can't even imagine what the cost would be. Although
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Speaker 5: I think they do have the same city bikes over there.
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Speaker 1: Do they?
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Speaker 5: I've seen the docks over in Jersey City.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. What's the most amount of miles you've ever seen? 36? Yeah, probably.
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Speaker 3: I've never seen past 30, past the 30s. On the battery? Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, something like that. Fresh batteries or something.
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Speaker 3: That must be what they cap out at for you.
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Speaker 1: What's 30 miles from here? A lot. What's 36?
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Speaker 5: Vermont?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Home?
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Speaker 3: Where I grew up?
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Speaker 1: City bike to Maine. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: No, we could definitely get somewhere with 30 miles. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: 30 miles is a lot. Sure could.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And then we could also, we could hit a recharge
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Speaker 3: up in Jersey.
15:48
Speaker 1: Oh, so 30 miles from the farthest city bike station.
15:51
Speaker 1: That could get us to the West Coast. Oh, yeah.
15:53
Speaker 8: Yeah.
15:54
Speaker 3: They should have that. I mean, it would be nice
15:56
Speaker 3: if it was the same city bikes in every city.
15:58
Speaker 3: And then you could travel city to city by city bike.
16:03
Speaker 5: I have two big updates for you guys.
16:05
Speaker 1: Do tell.
16:06
Speaker 5: The first is, actually this morning, I managed to extract
16:12
Speaker 5: the splinter from my finger.
16:13
Speaker 3: Oh, very nice.
16:14
Speaker 5: And I did it with a kitchen knife.
16:18
Speaker 1: And you just, how did you do it? You just
16:20
Speaker 1: dug in next to it?
16:21
Speaker 5: I took a shower to soften up the skin and
16:25
Speaker 5: then I just manned up and cut my finger open.
16:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to.
16:29
Speaker 5: I took a wider swath of, I took a chunk.
16:34
Speaker 1: Francis the butcher.
16:35
Speaker 5: Yeah, I took it. So hopefully that heals because people
16:40
Speaker 5: were sending me advice and one guy was like, you
16:41
Speaker 5: need to take a bath with Epsom salts. Then you
16:44
Speaker 5: need this tool off of Amazon.
16:46
Speaker 3: A lot of people like to talk about Epsom salts.
16:48
Speaker 5: And then you remove it and then you need to
16:50
Speaker 5: like soak it with antibacterial stuff. And I was like, dude,
16:56
Speaker 5: I'm just going to cut this out with the knife
16:57
Speaker 5: I use. For carrots.
16:59
Speaker 1: You need to coax it out with the song of
17:02
Speaker 1: a gospel choir. It'll vibrate out.
17:05
Speaker 3: Come into the shell of a snail.
17:09
Speaker 1: To listen first.
17:10
Speaker 5: Yeah. So I got that out. And then the second
17:13
Speaker 5: thing is actually more of a question for you guys,
17:15
Speaker 5: which is this. What am I doing?
17:19
Speaker 3: Oh, it's an emotional question.
17:24
Speaker 5: What am I doing wrong? That Nicky Smokes hasn't tried
17:28
Speaker 5: to fuck me yet. Oh, that is a good question.
17:30
Speaker 5: That's a great question.
17:32
Speaker 1: Well, have you been in front of him?
17:34
Speaker 3: How much have you been in front of him?
17:37
Speaker 5: I've been in front of him. I've been behind him.
17:41
Speaker 5: I've done everything I can. I know I'm his type because...
17:47
Speaker 5: anything with a pulse is his type.
17:50
Speaker 1: But you work out, you take care of yourself, you
17:53
Speaker 1: work at Barstool. Like, there's a lot of things pointing
17:56
Speaker 1: towards you.
17:56
Speaker 5: How far down the ladder? I mean, how close am I? Like,
18:02
Speaker 5: because he's going to get to dudes soon, right? That'll
18:06
Speaker 5: be all that's left.
18:07
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. I really am not
18:09
Speaker 3: too up to date on it other than I saw
18:13
Speaker 3: his tweet of Thanos collecting all the Infinity Stones. But
18:21
Speaker 3: outside of that, that was really all I saw.
18:25
Speaker 1: Some people did not like that.
18:27
Speaker 3: I thought that was hilarious.
18:28
Speaker 7: Yeah.
18:28
Speaker 3: I mean, that's undeniably funny. He has fucked his way
18:33
Speaker 3: to innocence.
18:34
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
18:35
Speaker 5: Somehow it got to a point where now the universe
18:38
Speaker 5: agrees it's no longer his fault.
18:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, he's definitely, like, doesn't seem like Dave
18:45
Speaker 3: or Big Cat are mad at him about it anymore,
18:47
Speaker 3: which is good for him, you know?
18:49
Speaker 1: I was saying it's like a Mincy situation where now
18:51
Speaker 1: instead of how Mincy just, like, bumbles his way and, like,
18:54
Speaker 1: messes up a lot, now he can just, like, kind
18:56
Speaker 1: of fuck his way into impunity.
18:58
Speaker 3: Yeah.
18:58
Speaker 5: Yeah.
18:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like he's been given the green light.
19:00
Speaker 5: He's reached terminal velocity fuckability. Yeah, he's out of here.
19:04
Speaker 3: He's just falling towards the earth one vagina at a time.
19:07
Speaker 3: It's tough because they're going to have to start hiring
19:09
Speaker 3: more people for him to fuck.
19:11
Speaker 1: It's like stakes for dogs.
19:12
Speaker 6: Yeah.
19:13
Speaker 1: Where it's like throw one at the hounds.
19:14
Speaker 3: Yeah.
19:15
Speaker 1: Kind of keep on running so they don't fuck you.
19:17
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
19:18
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.
19:19
Speaker 1: Like guys is putting them in front of them.
19:21
Speaker 5: Start challenging him, you know, like hire a very conservative
19:24
Speaker 5: Muslim woman.
19:25
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
19:26
Speaker 5: Wearing a full niqab for the Chicago office.
19:29
Speaker 1: He's the uncrackable.
19:30
Speaker 3: Yes.
19:30
Speaker 1: He has to get a fresh pack of uncrackables and
19:35
Speaker 1: see if he can.
19:40
Speaker 5: Crack his way through them. Oh, man.
19:43
Speaker 1: Just, yeah.
19:45
Speaker 3: I mean, I think we really got, I think he
19:46
Speaker 3: has to kind of push it to the limit and
19:48
Speaker 3: see like how far he can go. you know where
19:52
Speaker 3: everyone's like stop mickey it's not yeah yeah it's.
19:54
Speaker 1: Like at the beginning this is too far of uh
19:58
Speaker 1: of top gun maverick you're gonna die where they're like
20:01
Speaker 1: no one's ever gone gone mark 10.
20:03
Speaker 3: Yeah And they're like, Nicky, no!
20:07
Speaker 1: And he just like wakes up in a diner and
20:09
Speaker 1: we're like, did he die? Is there symbolism here? Or
20:12
Speaker 1: like he's just dragging a parachute through his body.
20:16
Speaker 3: Oh, Lord. Yeah, it is crazy.
20:18
Speaker 1: He's going to be out here next week, though, which
20:20
Speaker 1: is like... That's my chance. Well, it's also like Columbus
20:23
Speaker 1: finding the new world.
20:24
Speaker 5: It is.
20:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, because.
20:26
Speaker 1: He's like, wait, I didn't know there were savages out here.
20:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking he does have to get out
20:31
Speaker 3: to this office and, you know... see what he can
20:34
Speaker 3: do to see what he can work with well i.
20:36
Speaker 1: Mean he's been playing double a ball yeah come out
20:39
Speaker 1: to new york city.
20:40
Speaker 5: He's gonna get to the office here and he's gonna
20:41
Speaker 5: be like i pronounce this land miami.
20:46
Speaker 1: Put in the miami soccer team pink flag into the center.
20:49
Speaker 5: It's like dude we've actually been here for a long
20:51
Speaker 5: time you can't just take all.
20:52
Speaker 1: This not miami now but they just say everyone's like
20:56
Speaker 1: we have to respect it i feel like the the
20:58
Speaker 1: consensus is like yeah it.
21:00
Speaker 3: Is just brings a suitcase of cock rings and shit
21:03
Speaker 3: to trade it is funny how like uh gimp masks
21:10
Speaker 3: have you ever seen one of these before.
21:14
Speaker 1: I mean.
21:16
Speaker 3: Some people are just like that you know some people
21:18
Speaker 3: just they live to be fucking and.
21:21
Speaker 1: Then like the tommy smokes of the office are like
21:23
Speaker 1: the disgruntled like native chiefs being like do not take.
21:27
Speaker 8: Our women New York is a proud office we're not
21:33
Speaker 8: going to take this lying down.
21:35
Speaker 5: I mean gives us all blankets infested with.
21:39
Speaker 1: AIDS gonorrhea blankets.
21:42
Speaker 8: Wipes out our entire species we want to break bread
21:46
Speaker 8: with Nicky Smokes.
21:49
Speaker 3: Where does he go from there What's his next step?
21:55
Speaker 1: I think he... Porn?
21:58
Speaker 3: I mean, this is borderline softcore porn. Yeah, it's like...
22:02
Speaker 3: He does fuck content. It's a bit of a.
22:03
Speaker 1: Soap opera to kind of be like, who is he? Yeah.
22:07
Speaker 1: Like season five.
22:08
Speaker 5: Yeah.
22:09
Speaker 1: Who's he fucking next?
22:11
Speaker 3: You think his parents are like, what are you doing
22:12
Speaker 3: at Barstool? Just fucking mostly.
22:16
Speaker 5: Just fucking... And then talking about fucking. Gaz calls him.
22:20
Speaker 5: He's like, all right, in the month of August, you
22:22
Speaker 5: had seven fucks. Yeah. We're going to hope you get
22:25
Speaker 5: to 10 next month.
22:26
Speaker 3: You might have a quota now.
22:28
Speaker 1: Clem does 10, so we're going to need you to
22:34
Speaker 1: do 10.
22:34
Speaker 5: Riggs, 48 fucks last month.
22:38
Speaker 1: I wonder, do you think that there's older Barstool fans
22:41
Speaker 1: that are dudes who are like, 48 year old men
22:45
Speaker 1: coming up to him being like.
22:46
Speaker 3: You're the fucking man, dude. Oh, definitely. Absolutely.
22:51
Speaker 1: That's nice. I guess. Or them being like, can you
22:54
Speaker 1: get my, my son like really wants to fuck. Do
22:56
Speaker 1: you think you can get him a job at barstool?
22:58
Speaker 3: I would actually, that, that is actually a good route
23:00
Speaker 3: for him to take, you know, kind of being like
23:02
Speaker 3: a coach.
23:03
Speaker 1: But then, well, I asked him yesterday, I was like,
23:06
Speaker 1: do you think you have any competition? And he was like, No.
23:10
Speaker 3: What did he say? He said something about he had
23:13
Speaker 3: to remind people. Who QB1 was.
23:17
Speaker 1: He was like, everyone's saying Green Greg fucks. I just
23:20
Speaker 1: had to remind everybody I was QB1. He went out
23:25
Speaker 1: and put up 400 yards, four touchdowns, two on the ground.
23:29
Speaker 3: I mean, he is very funny. Can't deny that.
23:33
Speaker 8: Yeah.
23:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going to be out here this week. I'm
23:36
Speaker 1: excited for it.
23:37
Speaker 5: I can't wait to watch him work.
23:38
Speaker 1: It was very fun playing with him on Surviving Barstool.
23:42
Speaker 1: In the aftermath of Surviving Barstool, I got a message
23:47
Speaker 1: from a reality TV show casting director.
23:50
Speaker 5: No way.
23:51
Speaker 1: Being like, I'm like enthralled by the game you played.
23:54
Speaker 1: It was awesome. And then I checked their bio on
23:59
Speaker 1: Instagram as what they cast for, and it's Love on
24:03
Speaker 1: the Spectrum. Oh, no. Really? Yeah.
24:06
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
24:07
Speaker 1: So- I'm going to be on next season.
24:10
Speaker 3: Love on the Spectrum.
24:13
Speaker 5: Very good.
24:14
Speaker 3: A lot of potential for you.
24:15
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it was the Love on the Spectrum producer.
24:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty much.
24:19
Speaker 1: I was like, this is my break.
24:21
Speaker 5: I could see Nicky going on that show, and somehow
24:24
Speaker 5: that's the one group that's not into him.
24:26
Speaker 3: Oh, you would hate him.
24:27
Speaker 5: They're just somehow the one group that's.
24:29
Speaker 3: Immune to his spells. Way too out there for them.
24:34
Speaker 1: Yeah. To his charms. Oh, man, maybe he could go.
24:39
Speaker 3: That's actually a great idea.
24:40
Speaker 1: That is. Just get him on Love on the Spectrum.
24:42
Speaker 3: See how he performs.
24:43
Speaker 5: Yeah.
24:44
Speaker 3: He might lose his mind on that when none of
24:47
Speaker 3: the tricks work. None of his secret tricks.
24:50
Speaker 1: And then there's like another dude who's just like making
24:52
Speaker 1: spaghetti and chicken cutlets and the women think it's the
24:55
Speaker 1: most romantic move that's ever been made before.
24:58
Speaker 3: It is funny seeing the dudes who are like get
25:01
Speaker 3: like pissed off about this.
25:06
Speaker 5: What, Nikki?
25:07
Speaker 1: Nikki? Really?
25:09
Speaker 3: What the fuck? I should be fucking.
25:12
Speaker 6: Yeah.
25:13
Speaker 1: It should be me.
25:14
Speaker 3: Do these girls have no standards? Why is it Nikki?
25:18
Speaker 3: It's like, who fucking cares? How could you possibly... Because
25:25
Speaker 3: I was trying to watch the yak when they were
25:27
Speaker 3: talking about it, but then we had a meeting for
25:29
Speaker 3: Bush with MB, the content planning meeting.
25:32
Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
25:32
Speaker 5: You had a meeting.
25:33
Speaker 3: Right at the same time. You love to tell us
25:35
Speaker 3: about your meetings. Which was funny because they were all
25:36
Speaker 3: talking about it too. It is funny how much people
25:40
Speaker 3: at the company are in. Me included. I was invested
25:45
Speaker 3: as well. I didn't get to watch when they had
25:48
Speaker 3: Nikki and Annika on. And then I just was like,
25:51
Speaker 3: I had the comments up on my side monitor, and
25:54
Speaker 3: I just saw people being like, this is fucking bullshit
25:58
Speaker 3: that Nikki's fucking all these girls. Like, genuinely mad.
26:03
Speaker 1: That really comes from putting the women on a pedestal.
26:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. It's incels. It's incel behavior.
26:08
Speaker 1: But it's just like, I'll fucking, I'll go into battle
26:11
Speaker 1: for her.
26:11
Speaker 5: Yeah, Nikki doesn't put them on a pedestal. He puts
26:14
Speaker 5: them in a swing.
26:18
Speaker 1: On top of the pedestal is a Sibian.
26:20
Speaker 5: Bolted into his ceiling.
26:22
Speaker 1: Yeah the uh it's a it's a crazy saga but
26:26
Speaker 1: i'm happy for i i feel like i bought very
26:28
Speaker 1: low on nicky smokestock he's gonna be in town next
26:31
Speaker 1: weekend and you know you pray for the women of
26:34
Speaker 1: new york yeah the second smokes has hit the city.
26:39
Speaker 3: I wonder i i wonder what he'll do i wonder
26:42
Speaker 3: where he'll go you say who he'll do sure what
26:46
Speaker 3: do you mean you wonder what he'll do where's he
26:48
Speaker 3: gonna go where's he go out in new york yeah
26:51
Speaker 3: he'll go out right oh yeah i mean i'm sure
26:53
Speaker 3: he'll he'll francis i actually would.
26:56
Speaker 1: Like to just see like are you on assignment kind
26:59
Speaker 1: of just.
27:00
Speaker 3: I'd like to go out with him yeah i'll do
27:01
Speaker 3: i'll do the tate i'll do the tate.
27:02
Speaker 5: Thing do a ride along yeah i'll.
27:05
Speaker 3: Do that i'd like that because you i mean i'm
27:07
Speaker 3: sure he'll i can wingman for him i don't know
27:09
Speaker 3: how well we would i i don't know how well
27:10
Speaker 3: we would do together.
27:11
Speaker 1: I think two nights where it's like uh rich dad,
27:15
Speaker 1: poor dad kind of thing. Or like, uh, it was
27:18
Speaker 1: the best of times. It was the worst of the
27:20
Speaker 1: tale of two cities where like, go, go out and
27:23
Speaker 1: see a night with him, what that would be like.
27:25
Speaker 1: And then show him a night, how, uh, a cotton
27:28
Speaker 1: wearing gentleman does it.
27:29
Speaker 5: Yes. I wonder if there are two girls who are
27:34
Speaker 5: friends in the entire city of New York, who one
27:37
Speaker 5: would be well suited for him and the other would
27:39
Speaker 5: be well suited for me. Is there a pair of
27:42
Speaker 5: girls that he and I could talk to simultaneously?
27:45
Speaker 3: I would assume so.
27:46
Speaker 5: That would be like, yes, perfect. Just what we wanted.
27:48
Speaker 3: I would assume.
27:49
Speaker 5: A refined, highly neurotic guy and a Miami... Cocaine dealer.
27:59
Speaker 5: Whatever it is that he's doing. I don't know.
28:01
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like I do think Nicky Smokes
28:04
Speaker 3: kind of can, you know, blend in wherever. Like, I
28:08
Speaker 3: feel like if you're going to go to a dive bar,
28:10
Speaker 3: he'll play the role of the dive bar. If you're
28:12
Speaker 3: going to go to a nice sit down restaurant, he'll
28:16
Speaker 3: wear nice. He'll wear his best fit. Right. If you're
28:19
Speaker 3: going to go to the box or wherever you like
28:21
Speaker 3: to go.
28:21
Speaker 5: I don't like that shit.
28:22
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought that's where you went. I haven't been
28:23
Speaker 3: to those places in 12 years. Oh, I always just
28:26
Speaker 3: assumed that's where you went.
28:27
Speaker 5: Dude, I don't go out.
28:28
Speaker 3: Like that was your spot.
28:29
Speaker 5: I don't go out. I go to bed at 1030.
28:32
Speaker 3: I've been telling everyone that's like you go there like
28:34
Speaker 3: every night.
28:36
Speaker 1: When people come up to you in like Jacksonville, where's Francis?
28:39
Speaker 1: The box. The box.
28:39
Speaker 3: Most likely.
28:41
Speaker 1: He's getting like someone's like shooting milk out of their
28:43
Speaker 1: asshole at him. As he's like stapled to the public
28:47
Speaker 1: floor of the box.
28:48
Speaker 5: I hate that place.
28:49
Speaker 3: I don't get it. I went, I went like 12
28:52
Speaker 3: years ago, literally.
28:53
Speaker 1: Yeah.
28:53
Speaker 5: It was the last time I was there. And it's this,
28:56
Speaker 5: I just was like, what?
28:58
Speaker 3: I always just imagined it like that Jake Gyllenhaal movie
29:00
Speaker 3: with the spider. Gifted.
29:03
Speaker 1: What was that movie called? I don't know.
29:05
Speaker 3: It's fucking terrible. Terrible movie.
29:07
Speaker 5: Never saw that.
29:08
Speaker 3: It's actually not that bad. I might have been a
29:10
Speaker 3: little harsh in my two terribles.
29:12
Speaker 5: That was 10 seconds ago.
29:13
Speaker 3: I know. And then I immediately was... Because it's just
29:15
Speaker 3: the ending is pretty dumb.
29:18
Speaker 1: So you like the box. Enemy.
29:20
Speaker 5: Is that what you're talking about?
29:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
29:22
Speaker 3: He plays himself. It looked good, but it wasn't. It's like...
29:27
Speaker 3: It's 6.8 out of 10. That's exactly what I would
29:30
Speaker 3: rate it.
29:31
Speaker 5: 74% on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm not watching that. That's not
29:34
Speaker 5: high enough to hold my attention.
29:36
Speaker 3: No, I would say like maybe if you're on a
29:37
Speaker 3: plane and you're looking for a movie to start, but
29:41
Speaker 3: probably not finish. Yeah, that's a good one.
29:44
Speaker 1: So what happens in the movie that's similar to the box?
29:46
Speaker 1: Does he get like.
29:47
Speaker 3: Hung from the ceiling by hooks? No, at the beginning
29:49
Speaker 3: of the movie, he's at like some freak sex club
29:51
Speaker 3: and there's like spiders crawling all over the stage and
29:54
Speaker 3: shit with like naked people.
29:55
Speaker 1: Is that sexy?
29:57
Speaker 3: For someone.
29:58
Speaker 1: Is it? Spiders?
30:00
Speaker 3: For somebody.
30:01
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to yuck anybody's yum.
30:03
Speaker 5: No, me neither.
30:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, you never know.
30:06
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Speaker 3: All right, now back to the episode.
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Speaker 1: I'm actually trying to give you guys some presents because
31:13
Speaker 1: it is present Wednesday.
31:15
Speaker 5: Oh, it's present Wednesday. I forgot.
31:16
Speaker 3: Shit.
31:17
Speaker 1: I wanted to get you guys presents. Guys, you didn't
31:19
Speaker 1: think that I was about to win some cash and
31:21
Speaker 1: not fucking.
31:22
Speaker 3: Spread the wealth out. I've been looking for something to
31:25
Speaker 3: throw on top of my pile. A new cherry on top.
31:31
Speaker 1: A cherry on top.
31:33
Speaker 3: A hint of color for the top of the pile.
31:35
Speaker 5: What do we got here?
31:35
Speaker 3: Is it some glass? Some thick-ass glass?
31:38
Speaker 1: So, Francis, I guess, first, we were robbed of something, but...
31:44
Speaker 1: I wanted to get you back.
31:45
Speaker 3: Into the races. Oh, my God. Oh!
31:49
Speaker 5: I shouldn't have closed my eyes.
31:52
Speaker 3: That scared the shit out of me. Another one.
31:56
Speaker 1: Another squishy.
31:57
Speaker 3: Another squishy.
31:58
Speaker 1: That's Farnsworth Bentley. our new squishy um.
32:02
Speaker 3: But is this just a bag of squishies no bro
32:05
Speaker 3: i wouldn't do that it is.
32:06
Speaker 1: But next up uh sean i i actually have one
32:09
Speaker 1: for you.
32:09
Speaker 3: This is uh this.
32:11
Speaker 1: One's uh called uncle ben uncle ben yeah uncle ben.
32:18
Speaker 3: Um oh my god that's the same one as steve.
32:20
Speaker 1: Yeah uncle ben is related to steve huh Yeah, I'm
32:28
Speaker 1: not even going to negotiate with terrorists. They left a
32:30
Speaker 1: ransom note on our last one. This one is Uncle Ben.
32:33
Speaker 1: You're going to throw it on the table for now,
32:36
Speaker 1: just for the... This one is for Mac.
32:42
Speaker 3: Oh, wow, that one's got a little bell, too.
32:43
Speaker 1: This one has a little bell. This is Vera.
32:46
Speaker 3: Just in case it gets lost.
32:47
Speaker 1: Yeah, Vera, like Vera Wang.
32:50
Speaker 7: Um....
32:57
Speaker 1: And for Tyler, Chuck.
32:59
Speaker 3: Wow. This is incredible.
33:02
Speaker 1: This is Chuck. Hold on to Chuck.
33:06
Speaker 3: I just don't understand the texture of these. Why is
33:09
Speaker 3: this one covered in hair? Because the second they're exposed
33:13
Speaker 3: to the air, they.
33:14
Speaker 1: They, like, pluck it out of the air like lightning.
33:17
Speaker 3: Yeah.
33:17
Speaker 5: They draw hair like a Roomba.
33:19
Speaker 3: This one was, like, pre-covered in hair.
33:22
Speaker 1: Well, my, like... These came to my house yesterday and
33:26
Speaker 1: my wife opened them and she was like, oh, they're
33:29
Speaker 1: for our kids. Supposedly she passed. And she gave them
33:31
Speaker 1: to the kids. And I got home from work and
33:34
Speaker 1: I had to go around the house and take them
33:36
Speaker 1: from each of them.
33:37
Speaker 3: I was like, no, this isn't for you.
33:38
Speaker 1: This is for my friends at work.
33:42
Speaker 3: These things are hilarious.
33:44
Speaker 1: And sass, of course, for you, a Kiwi. Oh, wow.
33:49
Speaker 3: Very nice. Thank you.
33:50
Speaker 1: Get your vitamins up, bitch.
33:51
Speaker 3: Thank you.
33:52
Speaker 7: Wow.
33:52
Speaker 3: I'm actually allergic, but I will bring it home with
33:56
Speaker 3: me and save it.
33:57
Speaker 1: Deeply vitamin deficient, Sash.
34:01
Speaker 3: No, I do love Kiwi.
34:02
Speaker 1: Let's get Uncle Ben on the table just for now.
34:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, just for show. We could have him over there, but.
34:06
Speaker 1: I just want to have it kind of like.
34:08
Speaker 3: I mean, those things come in hot. It's like a missile. Yeah.
34:13
Speaker 1: Bill Clonsworth, Bentley, Uncle Ben, Vera, and Chuck.
34:20
Speaker 5: This is incredible. That's great.
34:22
Speaker 3: I love it.
34:23
Speaker 1: Wow. It's nice. Yeah, I just wanted to add a
34:25
Speaker 1: little bit.
34:26
Speaker 3: I mean, as a cat guy, those are unbelievable.
34:29
Speaker 5: It's a robust present Wednesday for sure.
34:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to blow all my cash. No, no,
34:35
Speaker 1: you got to eat that kiwi, bro. What are you
34:38
Speaker 1: doing with the kiwi? You need to eat that kiwi.
34:41
Speaker 1: That's a gift.
34:42
Speaker 5: What is the word for.
34:45
Speaker 1: Kiwi jiggling. What's the word?
34:49
Speaker 5: I was going to ask for what the cat equivalent
34:51
Speaker 5: of canine is, and it's feline.
34:54
Speaker 1: Feline.
34:54
Speaker 5: That came to me.
34:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a very feline studio. Mickey Smokes would
34:59
Speaker 1: probably be going crazy in here with all this pussy.
35:01
Speaker 3: Oh my God, he'd be losing it.
35:05
Speaker 1: One of those words that I love is fucking bovine.
35:08
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Cow-like, right?
35:09
Speaker 1: Bovine's nice.
35:10
Speaker 3: What's bovine?
35:10
Speaker 1: You don't know shit about bovine.
35:12
Speaker 3: I don't.
35:13
Speaker 1: Yeah. Cow-like.
35:14
Speaker 3: Oh.
35:15
Speaker 5: Of or to do with cows. Yeah.
35:17
Speaker 1: Bovine.
35:18
Speaker 3: So what would fall in that category?
35:20
Speaker 1: Your grass munching ass.
35:22
Speaker 6: Goats?
35:22
Speaker 5: A group of cows.
35:24
Speaker 3: Just cows?
35:24
Speaker 1: Yeah. You could probably move in a bovine way, too, though.
35:28
Speaker 1: It could be descriptive like that, right?
35:30
Speaker 3: Um.
35:34
Speaker 5: I don't know.
35:35
Speaker 1: What about, Francis, you're going to know this, but Sass,
35:37
Speaker 1: what about the word equine? What does that say? What
35:40
Speaker 1: does that tell you?
35:45
Speaker 3: Frogs?
35:48
Speaker 1: It's, Francis, tell them.
35:49
Speaker 5: Horses. It's horses. It looks like bovine applies to more
35:52
Speaker 5: than just cows.
35:54
Speaker 3: It's large.
35:55
Speaker 1: Is it all ungulates?
35:56
Speaker 5: Large cloven-hoved mammals like domestic cattle, bison, buffalo. And certain antelopes.
36:02
Speaker 5: I wouldn't have thought antelopes were part of that.
36:05
Speaker 1: Tyler, do me a favor. Can you look up if
36:07
Speaker 1: all ungulates are bovine? Do me that solid. Is each
36:14
Speaker 1: ungulate bovine? No, not all ungulates are bovine. Wow. Well,
36:22
Speaker 1: all bovines are ungulates. Not all ungulates are bovine.
36:26
Speaker 3: Did you guys see that dude from Anthropic tweeting about
36:30
Speaker 3: the end of humanity or whatever? That we're all going
36:33
Speaker 3: to die, pretty much.
36:35
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what he's selling.
36:37
Speaker 3: I don't really get the AI killing us part, though.
36:41
Speaker 3: How is that going to go down? You're going to ask,
36:45
Speaker 3: are all ungulates bovine, and then it's going to just
36:49
Speaker 3: shoot you in the face? How are we going to die?
36:53
Speaker 1: Let me check my gun.
36:54
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, they're saying that it's going to be
36:59
Speaker 3: in the next fucking four years.
37:02
Speaker 1: They said less than 10 years.
37:04
Speaker 3: He said within this decade.
37:06
Speaker 6: Hmm.
37:07
Speaker 5: Yeah.
37:09
Speaker 3: That's like we're coming up on three years.
37:11
Speaker 1: Yeah.
37:12
Speaker 5: Yeah.
37:12
Speaker 1: The year's almost out.
37:13
Speaker 3: Yeah. We're not going to be able to see Drake May,
37:15
Speaker 3: you know, see everything he's got.
37:17
Speaker 1: We're in the back nine. I mean, I think Tyrese
37:20
Speaker 1: Maxey's on the five year.
37:21
Speaker 3: Yeah.
37:23
Speaker 1: So are we going to have to pay out Maxie's
37:25
Speaker 1: fifth year? Or like, does that count?
37:27
Speaker 3: Like, is it going to be something where we all
37:28
Speaker 3: die at the same time? Or is it going to
37:30
Speaker 3: be like all of a sudden, you know, one dude
37:33
Speaker 3: dies and you're like, how did he die? Claude killed him.
37:36
Speaker 1: I think maybe you'll be able to like, are they
37:38
Speaker 1: saying like, you'll just be able to like hack into like, like,
37:43
Speaker 1: I don't know, like nuclear defense system.
37:46
Speaker 3: It said that the guy said in his thing that
37:47
Speaker 3: AI will be able to obtain resources. Which how?
37:53
Speaker 5: What, like, hay, brick, stone?
37:57
Speaker 3: I'm imagining they're going to release some sort of gas
38:02
Speaker 3: and we're all going to just die.
38:04
Speaker 5: Or shut down the grid or something.
38:06
Speaker 1: Yeah.
38:07
Speaker 3: But then if they shut down the grid, how does
38:08
Speaker 3: the AI work? Wow.
38:11
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
38:12
Speaker 5: Solar. True. There was a movie that was kind of
38:17
Speaker 5: similar to this that I think had Shia LaBeouf in it.
38:20
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know if you were thinking about the
38:22
Speaker 3: Netflix one. Eagle Eye. Which one's that?
38:26
Speaker 1: It came out at the same time as Disturbia.
38:28
Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking of was Disturbia.
38:30
Speaker 1: But Disturbia is just like Rear Window.
38:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, Disturbia is deece. Deece at best.
38:36
Speaker 1: It's deece. What did Eagle Eye say? That there was
38:38
Speaker 1: going to be a constant surveillance state that was going
38:40
Speaker 1: to shoot out gas at us? Which is going to
38:42
Speaker 1: fart us to death?
38:43
Speaker 5: I think it was like, you know, an overarching machine
38:47
Speaker 5: that somehow became independent and... they couldn't shut it down
38:52
Speaker 5: or whatever i can't quite remember i mean it seems
38:56
Speaker 5: like that's what they're all saying is gonna happen.
38:59
Speaker 1: I can't even see ai making a like unique flyer.
39:04
Speaker 3: No that's why it's confusing like they they talk about
39:07
Speaker 3: it like it's got this crazy power super intelligence it's
39:10
Speaker 3: gonna rewire itself to kill all of us but then
39:13
Speaker 3: then you ask like How far away is the nearest McDonald's?
39:17
Speaker 3: And it recommends one that's like 800 miles away. It
39:20
Speaker 3: seems like it really struggles with just basic tasks. But
39:24
Speaker 3: then killing of humanity, it seems like that's like a
39:27
Speaker 3: just guaranteed.
39:30
Speaker 1: Yeah i don't know enough i don't know enough about
39:33
Speaker 1: it this guy's trying to sound he's obviously i mean
39:35
Speaker 1: he did a good job of selling fear.
39:38
Speaker 3: Yeah i'm buying you think he's a plant.
39:40
Speaker 1: He could be a plant.
39:43
Speaker 3: Stella lefty yeah it could be a stella lefty situation
39:46
Speaker 3: maybe they're because they're because they listed specifically anthropic and
39:49
Speaker 3: open ai so maybe they're trying to get us all
39:51
Speaker 3: over to like grok and gemini yeah grok wrote that
39:54
Speaker 3: yeah could be a grok situation.
39:58
Speaker 1: Did you see this tweet francis no can you maybe
40:02
Speaker 1: pull it off tyler it's like it's been retweeted by
40:05
Speaker 1: even just the yeah it's been retweeted by every.
40:08
Speaker 5: Human this is the guy that uh that quit yeah
40:11
Speaker 5: well i heard about this yeah i didn't see what
40:13
Speaker 5: he said My mentality would be, dude, if you're that
40:16
Speaker 5: worried about it and you know the ins and outs,
40:19
Speaker 5: stay and control.
40:22
Speaker 3: And kill it from the inside.
40:23
Speaker 5: Just keep your tabs on it.
40:25
Speaker 3: I mean, he says that everyone that's working on it
40:28
Speaker 3: knows where this is heading, but they don't care because
40:31
Speaker 3: they all just want to win the AI race.
40:34
Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
40:34
Speaker 3: Because then you got people in the comments who are like, well,
40:37
Speaker 3: would you rather China win? And it's like, win what?
40:41
Speaker 3: Win the race to death?
40:42
Speaker 5: This is the same mentality that led to the Manhattan Project.
40:48
Speaker 5: It's like if we don't build the bomb, the Germans will.
40:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. It's literally the same thing.
40:53
Speaker 1: But the only downside of losing it is if everything's
40:57
Speaker 1: in a vacuum, is that just one of their companies
41:00
Speaker 1: will control it and they'll get all the money from it.
41:03
Speaker 3: But it sounds like there's no controlling it. That's the
41:07
Speaker 3: fear is that it's going to be so intelligent that
41:09
Speaker 3: we cannot control it. And that it'll control itself and
41:13
Speaker 3: think it's by itself.
41:15
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder what, how, how we can like, what the, here's,
41:18
Speaker 1: here's the tweet, but like what the pleasure systems for
41:22
Speaker 1: AI are going to be that we can use to
41:23
Speaker 1: manipulate it. What's AI going to get his rocks off
41:27
Speaker 1: from so we can like dangle it in front of,
41:29
Speaker 1: but maybe so then maybe we like throw it a
41:31
Speaker 1: couple like every now and again, like in some kind
41:35
Speaker 1: of seasonal ritual, we just kind of sacrifice some people,
41:39
Speaker 1: human sacrifice to AI.
41:42
Speaker 5: I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three
41:45
Speaker 5: years doing pre-training research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither
41:50
Speaker 5: company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving
41:54
Speaker 5: superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below. Do
41:59
Speaker 5: not underestimate the power of this technology. These will soon
42:03
Speaker 5: be superhuman systems that can hack anything, revolutionize any field overnight,
42:09
Speaker 5: and acquire real power and resources. We have all witnessed
42:13
Speaker 5: the progress in each of these domains and progress is
42:16
Speaker 5: not slowing. Wow. Spooky. Yeah, that's not great. That's not
42:24
Speaker 5: what you want to hear, I guess.
42:25
Speaker 1: So if the AI takes over and then wipes out
42:28
Speaker 1: all human, is it AI just like talking to AI
42:32
Speaker 1: on Earth? And then what inspires AI to stay alive
42:35
Speaker 1: at that point?
42:36
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think it's a, it's not a person,
42:38
Speaker 3: so it doesn't need inspiration. It just goes.
42:41
Speaker 1: So then what would be its inspiration to kill everybody?
42:45
Speaker 3: That's, that's what I don't understand. That's what I don't know.
42:47
Speaker 1: Yeah. Why can't it just make like super realistic fake nudes?
42:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
42:52
Speaker 5: For all of time.
42:56
Speaker 1: With even like, just like some light, like blemishes or like,
43:00
Speaker 1: you know. Things that make it more realistic. Imperfections, slight imperfections.
43:05
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm kind of getting the vibe that like
43:07
Speaker 3: none of us or in general, no one really understands
43:11
Speaker 3: what AI is. And I think we all just think
43:13
Speaker 3: it's this like generative Photoshop or like a Google search alternative.
43:20
Speaker 3: When in reality, it seems like there's some sort of deeper...
43:24
Speaker 3: thing going on where it's gonna kill all of us
43:27
Speaker 3: because that's like where i'm having a hard time getting
43:29
Speaker 3: like it seems like most people are just using it
43:31
Speaker 3: for like what you said deep fake porn or like
43:34
Speaker 3: uh like you know making joe biden say the n-word
43:38
Speaker 3: or something and like i don't know how we get
43:40
Speaker 3: from that to just.
43:41
Speaker 1: Because something changed it used to be like a lot
43:44
Speaker 1: of like Martin Luther King with a gold front grill, like,
43:48
Speaker 1: wrapping of Vanilla Ice Song.
43:49
Speaker 3: Like Will Smith eating spaghetti.
43:51
Speaker 1: Right. Like, that was, like, a golden age. And then
43:53
Speaker 1: there's been some reprogramming where they're now, like, collecting nuts
43:57
Speaker 1: and bolts to make pipe bombs that they're going to
44:00
Speaker 1: use to, like, throw at, like, the Capitol?
44:04
Speaker 3: I really don't know. Because, yeah, I remember, like, the
44:06
Speaker 3: first time I used it, I wrote, like, make Dave
44:08
Speaker 3: Portnoy with a gun. Because I thought it was going
44:11
Speaker 3: to be like, this is going to be like a
44:12
Speaker 3: hilarious photo to have. And that was the glory. Remember
44:14
Speaker 3: the photos of Trump running from the cops?
44:16
Speaker 1: Yes.
44:17
Speaker 3: Like those were the glory days. And then slowly.
44:21
Speaker 1: Slowly, it's like trying to redirect our nuclear missile silos
44:26
Speaker 1: at themselves or something like that. But they can't tell
44:28
Speaker 1: you where the McDonald's is. So it's just going to
44:30
Speaker 1: like hit the wrong spot.
44:32
Speaker 6: Yeah.
44:33
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the concern that like there will just be some,
44:36
Speaker 1: it's like creating some future huge accident.
44:40
Speaker 6: Yeah.
44:41
Speaker 3: He says this is not a marketing stunt. If anything,
44:43
Speaker 3: many executives and senior researchers will couch their phrasing in
44:48
Speaker 3: the press to sound sensible. You think he wrote this
44:51
Speaker 3: with AI?
44:57
Speaker 1: Well, how scared are you, Francis?
44:59
Speaker 3: Best of luck.
45:01
Speaker 1: You don't seem that scared.
45:04
Speaker 5: No, I just choose not to participate.
45:06
Speaker 3: He's an ignorance is bliss guy.
45:07
Speaker 1: I am.
45:08
Speaker 5: Yeah.
45:08
Speaker 1: I also think that you could probably push, come to shove.
45:10
Speaker 1: You could split some wood.
45:12
Speaker 5: Yeah.
45:14
Speaker 3: You got any more of those sweatshirts? I could find
45:15
Speaker 3: a couple.
45:17
Speaker 1: I think if push came to shove, Francis would be
45:19
Speaker 1: able to build a tree house or fucking hunt travelers.
45:24
Speaker 5: Go back to my roots.
45:26
Speaker 3: Doesn't seem like that's going to matter, though.
45:29
Speaker 1: Why?
45:30
Speaker 3: Because the flock cameras are just going to flag you
45:32
Speaker 3: in the woods cutting down some trees, and then there's
45:34
Speaker 3: going to be a missile up your ass in 30 seconds.
45:37
Speaker 5: There's a lot of deep, deep forest.
45:42
Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
45:43
Speaker 5: I don't think people are going to be stringing flock
45:46
Speaker 5: cameras up in.
45:47
Speaker 3: That's what we'd hope. What are you thinking? What are
45:49
Speaker 3: you thinking? Northern Canada?
45:51
Speaker 5: Yeah, and the Northwest Territories.
45:54
Speaker 3: I like that.
45:54
Speaker 5: You know?
45:55
Speaker 3: Yosemite.
45:56
Speaker 5: Well, no, not Yosemite.
45:58
Speaker 3: It gets deep. 90% of it's never been touched by humans.
46:02
Speaker 5: Is that right?
46:02
Speaker 1: Yeah.
46:03
Speaker 5: Wow.
46:04
Speaker 1: That's a lot of land. Say that 98% of humans
46:12
Speaker 1: get wiped out by AI. There's no lasting vestige of AI,
46:17
Speaker 1: so humans would just have to repopulate. You know what
46:22
Speaker 1: I mean? Like the hot enterprising.
46:24
Speaker 3: That's why they got to give us an example.
46:27
Speaker 1: Right.
46:27
Speaker 3: They got to give us some sort of scenario where
46:30
Speaker 3: it kills all of us. Because right now I'm having
46:32
Speaker 3: a hard time believing that we're all going to die
46:35
Speaker 3: in three years. Within the next three years, everyone's going
46:39
Speaker 3: to be dead.
46:40
Speaker 1: Because like what did A.J. Brown sign for? Did he
46:43
Speaker 1: get a new contract?
46:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think. Did he?
46:48
Speaker 1: Was it three years or four years? At least let
46:51
Speaker 1: them see through A.J.
46:52
Speaker 5: Brown.
46:52
Speaker 3: I mean, we're not even going to be able to
46:53
Speaker 3: see his glory days.
46:54
Speaker 1: Yeah. Cut down before his front.
46:56
Speaker 3: Four years. I mean, he's fucked.
46:59
Speaker 8: Oh.
47:00
Speaker 1: Oh, 2029. Okay, so he could... That's actually perfect.
47:03
Speaker 3: If I'm him, I'm going, I want that fourth year
47:05
Speaker 3: paid now.
47:07
Speaker 1: Today. Walking into Kraft's office with a tweet.
47:10
Speaker 3: You see the tweet?
47:12
Speaker 1: Pay up. But it is nice, like, for someone like
47:15
Speaker 1: Francis who just isn't on Twitter and didn't read that today, like,
47:18
Speaker 1: you don't have to live with that fear of... The
47:21
Speaker 1: fear that 100,000 plus people retweeting it got to be like,
47:25
Speaker 1: you guys need to see what this guy's fucking saying.
47:28
Speaker 5: There's plenty to make me afraid in my own life.
47:31
Speaker 1: Like what?
47:32
Speaker 5: Well, actually, I kind of want your guys' opinion on this.
47:35
Speaker 5: Can you guys weigh in on this for me?
47:37
Speaker 1: I'd love to.
47:37
Speaker 3: Depends on what it is.
47:38
Speaker 1: Can Vera and Chuck have a say?
47:41
Speaker 5: Yeah, they can all be part of it. Okay, so...
47:47
Speaker 5: You know how, Roan, you always tell me that I
47:50
Speaker 5: need to date famous people?
47:51
Speaker 8: Yeah.
47:53
Speaker 1: Guy or girl. It doesn't matter. Just get in the circle.
47:58
Speaker 5: In 2018, I DM'd a famous person.
48:01
Speaker 6: Really?
48:01
Speaker 5: And I wrote, hi, blank.
48:06
Speaker 3: Was it an Olympian?
48:07
Speaker 5: I can't indicate who it is. I assume you'll be
48:11
Speaker 5: in New York for this thing.
48:12
Speaker 1: The Olympics.
48:14
Speaker 5: Want to have dinner at 11 Madison Park? it's really
48:18
Speaker 5: good food. That's what I wrote.
48:20
Speaker 3: So that was funny because it was the number one
48:22
Speaker 3: restaurant in the world at the time.
48:24
Speaker 5: So I was just being completely insane and being like,
48:28
Speaker 5: have you heard of this little spot? Let's have a
48:31
Speaker 5: little bite there. It's damn good food.
48:33
Speaker 1: And it's like a four-hour tasting menu.
48:36
Speaker 3: Is this an actress?
48:37
Speaker 5: I'm not going to give any indication.
48:39
Speaker 3: You just got to say the industry. I won't. Please do.
48:42
Speaker 3: laughter I would prefer if you did. I can't.
48:49
Speaker 1: Why?
48:50
Speaker 5: It would tell you who it is.
48:52
Speaker 1: No, it could not. Is this a one-person industry? It's
48:55
Speaker 1: got to be a one-person, like the vice presidency.
48:59
Speaker 3: So listen, this is important. That was in 2018. I'm
49:03
Speaker 3: assuming you'll be in the city for the UN this weekend.
49:05
Speaker 3: That was 2018.
49:06
Speaker 5: Okay.
49:06
Speaker 3: So then.
49:12
Speaker 3: The person read my DM. Okay, that's a good sign.
49:15
Speaker 5: They opened it and read it. I saw that it
49:17
Speaker 5: had been seen. Then I got married and was out
49:24
Speaker 5: of the game for a long time. Then I got
49:28
Speaker 5: divorced and became single. And then in 2024, so six
49:35
Speaker 5: years later, I DMed the person again and I went
49:38
Speaker 5: looking back. I don't love that effort from me.
49:41
Speaker 3: Ooh.
49:42
Speaker 5: But you learn a lot in six years. Point being,
49:46
Speaker 5: how about a date now, next time you're in New York?
49:49
Speaker 5: She read every one of those messages and still didn't respond.
49:54
Speaker 5: So then I sent a GIF of a child running
49:58
Speaker 5: into a brick wall.
49:59
Speaker 6: Oh.
50:00
Speaker 5: Which I thought would be funny. Yeah, yeah. And she
50:04
Speaker 5: saw that, read that, didn't respond to that.
50:08
Speaker 1: Insatiable.
50:09
Speaker 5: Then we matched on a dating app.
50:14
Speaker 7: Oh.
50:16
Speaker 5: So I'm like, what is going on here? You know
50:18
Speaker 5: what I mean? Like, I could see that she had
50:21
Speaker 5: liked me. I liked her back. And I wrote on
50:24
Speaker 5: the dating app, I wrote, about time I had stopped
50:27
Speaker 5: knocking on the door. The house felt abandoned. And she
50:32
Speaker 5: read that, didn't respond.
50:34
Speaker 3: Yeah.
50:35
Speaker 5: And then I wrote a couple days later, I wrote,
50:37
Speaker 5: I see there is still work to be done, dot, dot, dot.
50:42
Speaker 5: She read that.
50:43
Speaker 3: Do you think she doesn't know you're the same person?
50:46
Speaker 5: No, she definitely does. And then she finally responded today
50:50
Speaker 5: and she goes, hello, exclamation point. No need to knock anymore.
50:56
Speaker 6: Whoa.
50:57
Speaker 5: Now.
50:58
Speaker 3: That's ruthless.
50:59
Speaker 5: Hold on a second.
51:00
Speaker 1: Does that mean you're in the house?
51:02
Speaker 5: This is what I'm wondering. I'm not sure how to
51:06
Speaker 5: interpret that. Does that mean, fuck off, stop talking to me?
51:12
Speaker 5: Or does it mean, here I am, now we can talk?
51:16
Speaker 3: I think that means there might be a restraining order.
51:20
Speaker 5: Getting put in place. That's kind of how I take it.
51:23
Speaker 5: I don't think it's good. I don't think it's good.
51:26
Speaker 3: Those cameras in the front yard, please don't even attempt
51:29
Speaker 3: to knock again.
51:29
Speaker 5: I don't entirely understand why she kept reading DMs and then...
51:34
Speaker 5: matched with me on a date oh i.
51:36
Speaker 1: Think it's the opposite i think that she's saying hey
51:39
Speaker 1: like you don't have to keep on knocking you're in
51:41
Speaker 1: now because why would she say hello or can't she
51:46
Speaker 1: unmatch from you on the dating.
51:48
Speaker 3: Site and in theory yeah yeah right so why.
51:51
Speaker 1: Wouldn't she unmatch from you she didn't want to talk
51:53
Speaker 1: to you.
51:53
Speaker 5: I i don't understand i i'm so baffled by this
51:56
Speaker 5: and it's why i've been so preoccupied i i can't
52:00
Speaker 5: entirely ascertain what's going on here Hello.
52:04
Speaker 1: I'm finished running for president. Things didn't go my way.
52:08
Speaker 1: I'll date you now.
52:10
Speaker 3: Is it AOC?
52:15
Speaker 5: No, that would be cool.
52:17
Speaker 3: Yeah.
52:18
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the knocking she's talking about because isn't she
52:20
Speaker 1: trying to get knocked up right now?
52:21
Speaker 5: Hey, Dave, I'm thinking about my next contract and I
52:25
Speaker 5: just want to let you know, by the way, I'm
52:26
Speaker 5: also dating... someone you hate with a fire of a
52:29
Speaker 5: thousand suns.
52:30
Speaker 1: Well, I think that that would be good for everyone.
52:32
Speaker 1: Like Dave couldn't keep on being mad at her. Maybe
52:34
Speaker 1: she would start to really like Dave.
52:36
Speaker 6: Yeah.
52:37
Speaker 5: Oh, I could bring them together.
52:38
Speaker 3: That would be good. That'd be huge for the company.
52:40
Speaker 1: Do it for the company.
52:41
Speaker 6: Yeah.
52:41
Speaker 1: If not yourself.
52:43
Speaker 3: Is it Sophie Cunningham?
52:44
Speaker 1: No, no, no. Sophie Cunningham wasn't a celeb in 2018.
52:48
Speaker 5: I can't indicate on this one.
52:50
Speaker 3: I really can't.
52:51
Speaker 1: It's gotta be like Kate Upton or something.
52:52
Speaker 3: I know. That's why I'm having a hard time like
52:54
Speaker 3: 2018 to now.
52:55
Speaker 5: You're not going to be able to guess.
52:57
Speaker 1: Eight years and it's a one woman field so if
52:59
Speaker 1: you found out the field it's like Lolo Jones or
53:01
Speaker 1: something yeah like a or like fields where you only
53:05
Speaker 1: know one woman in them hmm you think of any
53:09
Speaker 1: actresses Sidney Sweeney no she in 2018.
53:15
Speaker 5: Stop stop this I'm not you're not gonna get this
53:18
Speaker 5: out of me Sidney Sweeney in 2018 the point is
53:21
Speaker 5: not the person how old was she it is the
53:23
Speaker 5: it is the scenario and the interpretation You think it's bad.
53:28
Speaker 5: He thinks it's inviting. Or encouraging, rather. What do you
53:34
Speaker 5: guys think? How do you read that? All three of
53:38
Speaker 5: you think I'm in? Nice.
53:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just saying that because that's what you want
53:41
Speaker 3: to hear.
53:41
Speaker 5: No, it's... You could say no.
53:44
Speaker 1: Hit up Ask Nicky Smokes, bro.
53:45
Speaker 3: I think you're out.
53:48
Speaker 6: Right.
53:48
Speaker 1: What if you abandon it now after fucking eight years of...
53:52
Speaker 1: Just at least get some clarity.
53:54
Speaker 5: It's so fucking baffling.
53:55
Speaker 1: Send her some champagne.
53:56
Speaker 5: I don't entirely understand it, but I also don't begrudge
54:01
Speaker 5: her the game, whatever game is being played.
54:03
Speaker 3: You should send back the gif of Walter White saying,
54:06
Speaker 3: I'm the one who knocks. I am the.
54:13
Speaker 5: Danger. Who do you think you're talking to?
54:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, send Walter White bursting through the brick wall that
54:19
Speaker 1: the little kid was running into. Or like the Kool-Aid
54:23
Speaker 1: man bursting through a brick wall.
54:29
Speaker 5: I don't show up for work tomorrow. A company the
54:32
Speaker 5: size that could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up.
54:37
Speaker 3: Or just like an audio message?
54:38
Speaker 5: You think you're in danger? I am in danger.
54:40
Speaker 3: Send her an audio message of you breathing and then
54:43
Speaker 3: just go, I'm in the fucking house. I'm in your
54:46
Speaker 3: fucking house. Guess what room I'm in. I'm here. Send
54:56
Speaker 3: her a photo of the back of her head.
55:03
Speaker 1: Ever sleeping i'm done knocking.
55:08
Speaker 5: I didn't knock because i figured you.
55:09
Speaker 1: Were asleep i didn't want to wake you up.
55:13
Speaker 5: I just let myself.
55:15
Speaker 1: In oh man that would be great dude how about
55:20
Speaker 1: our bro peter schrager saying that he uh i know
55:23
Speaker 1: it's crazy big fan yeah that he based his new
55:26
Speaker 1: show but he's just trying to do high noon.
55:29
Speaker 3: And cap it yeah i mean i'll sell him the
55:32
Speaker 3: rights to the show If he wants it.
55:35
Speaker 1: You're going to sell it? You're going to cut out
55:37
Speaker 1: me and Francis?
55:38
Speaker 3: I'm cutting you guys out quick.
55:40
Speaker 1: If Schrager is just here on the couch.
55:44
Speaker 3: It's just me and Schrager. I'm pretty embarrassed to say
55:47
Speaker 3: that I don't know him. Oh, come on.
55:51
Speaker 5: Because I know he's huge. I'm saying like I can't.
55:54
Speaker 3: He's like the face.
55:55
Speaker 5: Picture him. Was he on SportsCenter?
55:58
Speaker 1: He was on the NFL Network show for.
56:01
Speaker 5: A long time. Oh, okay.
56:02
Speaker 1: Get it.
56:03
Speaker 5: I must know this guy.
56:04
Speaker 1: He was on Good Morning Football, and then ESPN hired him,
56:07
Speaker 1: and he was like, now this year he has his
56:09
Speaker 1: own show.
56:10
Speaker 3: Looks like he was just on PMT as well.
56:12
Speaker 5: I mean, me not knowing him is a complete joke.
56:15
Speaker 5: I mean, it's really an embarrassingly emasculating admission.
56:20
Speaker 1: You're just not watching the NFL Network like that.
56:22
Speaker 5: That's my point. He's like a big fucking deal. He's huge.
56:25
Speaker 1: Shrags. Our bro Schrager.
56:28
Speaker 5: I love that he's a fan of our show and
56:31
Speaker 5: is like so open about it. That's cool.
56:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, twice. He said something twice in the last like week.
56:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not afraid to be seen with us.
56:38
Speaker 3: No, no.
56:38
Speaker 1: He's linking flags with us. Maybe we should get like–
56:42
Speaker 1: see if we could get on his NFL countdown show.
56:45
Speaker 3: That would be sick.
56:46
Speaker 1: It's like us and Randy Moss.
56:49
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be so sick. That would be unreal.
56:54
Speaker 1: Francis talking to Randy Moss. Rando, where's a good place
57:00
Speaker 1: to eat in Minnesota?
57:01
Speaker 5: There it is.
57:04
Speaker 3: Did J Will actually go to high school with Randy Moss?
57:07
Speaker 3: Was that real?
57:07
Speaker 1: I think he went to grade school too, yeah.
57:09
Speaker 3: That's crazy. I saw that clip on the way in.
57:10
Speaker 3: That's insane. His wide receiver was Randy Moss?
57:15
Speaker 6: Yeah.
57:18
Speaker 1: Imagine how fun that would be to play with Randy Moss. Yeah.
57:22
Speaker 1: At anything.
57:23
Speaker 3: At anything.
57:24
Speaker 1: But especially before.
57:26
Speaker 3: Do you think they both knew they were going to
57:27
Speaker 3: go professional in sports?
57:29
Speaker 1: Knowing about Randy Moss before he was even in high
57:33
Speaker 1: school or college must have been like how Francis felt
57:35
Speaker 1: when he was DMing Sidney Sweeney in 2018. I know.
57:39
Speaker 3: Way ahead of it.
57:40
Speaker 1: Yeah.
57:41
Speaker 5: That's it.
57:45
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. He has a scorecard from Randy Moss' basketball.
57:47
Speaker 3: Oh, that's pretty cool. I should sell that.
57:50
Speaker 1: I'm curious to know Nicky Smokes' interpretation of your predicament, Francis.
57:57
Speaker 5: Well.
57:58
Speaker 1: Maybe a dinner with Nikki Smokes.
58:01
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, now I want to go out with
58:03
Speaker 5: Nikki Smokes.
58:04
Speaker 1: Teresa?
58:06
Speaker 3: Why don't you bring that lady with you and Smokes
58:10
Speaker 3: and see if she has a famous friend for Smokes?
58:15
Speaker 1: You got a friend for my boy? Yeah. We're eating
58:18
Speaker 1: out at 11 Madison Park.
58:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll be at 11 Madison. Great food.
58:23
Speaker 1: Emphasis on eating out.
58:24
Speaker 3: Heard they have decent food.
58:27
Speaker 1: That is a really funny line.
58:28
Speaker 3: Isn't that funny?
58:29
Speaker 1: How loosely did you sling it in the DMs at
58:31
Speaker 1: that time when you were single?
58:34
Speaker 5: Not that much. I mean, I was afraid.
58:36
Speaker 1: It was a special occasion.
58:37
Speaker 3: I was afraid then of.
58:41
Speaker 5: Anything I've ever said, I've always been careful in my
58:45
Speaker 5: overtures that I've made via DM where I assume the
58:49
Speaker 5: person might.
58:50
Speaker 1: Show someone or make it go public?
58:51
Speaker 5: Yeah, show it or tweet it or whatever. And my
58:54
Speaker 5: thought is if this were to be put out I
58:58
Speaker 5: would hope people would find it funny.
59:01
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
59:02
Speaker 3: That's smart.
59:03
Speaker 5: Guys would be a bit like, look at this fucking idiot.
59:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
59:06
Speaker 5: Not like, oh my God, he's embarrassing himself. like i
59:09
Speaker 5: try to.
59:10
Speaker 3: Be yeah you don't want to be like fucking maroon
59:12
Speaker 3: five yeah what'd he say he's like i'm obsessed with
59:16
Speaker 3: what did he say yeah holy fuck your body is
59:20
Speaker 3: insane something in something.
59:22
Speaker 5: Like that I mean I'm sure I've definitely said some
59:26
Speaker 5: things not not of that order but that are like
59:28
Speaker 5: would embarrass me but for the most part my assumption
59:31
Speaker 5: is that like all whatever this stuff will come.
59:35
Speaker 1: To light holy fuck holy fucking fuck.
59:39
Speaker 5: That body of yours is absurd huh yeah.
59:46
Speaker 3: A body of yours yeah like that getting out would
59:50
Speaker 3: not be good for the.
59:51
Speaker 5: Podcast i wonder if i have.
59:55
Speaker 1: Holy fuck holy fucking fuck it's like yeah but he
59:59
Speaker 1: didn't know he was being perceived.
1:00:01
Speaker 3: No no i mean you kind of got to assume
1:00:04
Speaker 3: if you're that famous.
1:00:06
Speaker 1: Yeah but this was probably a notch before no.
1:00:10
Speaker 3: I think this was peak Was it? A notch before.
1:00:14
Speaker 3: He's been famous for like 20 years.
1:00:16
Speaker 1: Not before he was famous, before everything came out ever.
1:00:21
Speaker 1: Like this is when you could do stuff privately.
1:00:22
Speaker 3: I think this was pretty recent.
1:00:25
Speaker 1: Wait, who is this? Drake said that to Sweetie and
1:00:31
Speaker 1: he sent the.
1:00:32
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's crazy.
1:00:33
Speaker 1: He sent the snowflake. Or what, she sent the snowflake?
1:00:37
Speaker 3: No, he sent the snowflake. Quavo. Okay, it's cooler now.
1:00:44
Speaker 3: I mean, it's cooler if it's Quavo rather than Drake.
1:00:47
Speaker 1: What year are you in?
1:00:50
Speaker 3: You don't think Quavo's cool?
1:00:52
Speaker 1: I don't think he's cooler than Drake right now.
1:00:54
Speaker 3: I think Quavo definitely has a more authentic swag to
1:01:02
Speaker 3: him than Drake.
1:01:03
Speaker 8: Yeah.
1:01:04
Speaker 3: Exactly. See that auto-answer from Francis.
1:01:08
Speaker 5: Just trying to see if I can give another example
1:01:11
Speaker 5: of like, Some game? What I did, what, like the type,
1:01:14
Speaker 5: oh my God.
1:01:15
Speaker 1: What was Henning.
1:01:17
Speaker 5: In? I wrote, I wrote this one. By the way,
1:01:19
Speaker 5: this is a girl that I, this is my white whale.
1:01:22
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:01:22
Speaker 5: This girl.
1:01:23
Speaker 3: Is it, is it Olympian?
1:01:24
Speaker 5: No, but I love this girl.
1:01:27
Speaker 1: Are there other people in her field or she's alone
1:01:29
Speaker 1: in her field?
1:01:29
Speaker 3: It's Sydney Sweeney, isn't it?
1:01:31
Speaker 5: No, I think this girl's kind of influencer-y. I hate
1:01:35
Speaker 5: to say it.
1:01:35
Speaker 3: Have you DM'd Sydney Sweeney?
1:01:37
Speaker 5: No. Just ask him. That girl's way out of my league.
1:01:40
Speaker 3: Just ask him.
1:01:41
Speaker 5: She's one of the most famous people on the planet, dude.
1:01:44
Speaker 3: She's like doing a lot of ads now where it's
1:01:46
Speaker 3: just her breasts and then she just like puts stuff
1:01:48
Speaker 3: in front of them. I don't know if you guys
1:01:50
Speaker 3: have noticed that.
1:01:51
Speaker 5: I haven't.
1:01:51
Speaker 3: It's like the new form of advertising.
1:01:53
Speaker 1: I mean, it's probably super liminal. It's just like.
1:01:57
Speaker 3: I've seen her with different, a lot of different objects
1:02:00
Speaker 3: in front of her, in front of her nipples.
1:02:01
Speaker 1: What's she selling?
1:02:02
Speaker 3: Footballs, cake.
1:02:04
Speaker 1: Oh, is that, that's the product that she'll just put
1:02:06
Speaker 1: the product in front?
1:02:07
Speaker 3: I'm sure it was something for some sort of.
1:02:10
Speaker 1: Two staplers.
1:02:11
Speaker 5: All right, what do you think of this? I wrote
1:02:13
Speaker 5: this to this girl. I go, dinner or drinks next Tuesday,
1:02:16
Speaker 5: one time for the sake of our parents.
1:02:19
Speaker 3: Oh, very interesting.
1:02:21
Speaker 5: Tyler liked it.
1:02:22
Speaker 1: You appealed to your ancestors? That's Native American.
1:02:26
Speaker 5: She did not open that. I don't think she saw it.
1:02:29
Speaker 5: I don't think we're ever going to.
1:02:31
Speaker 1: What did you mean one time for the sake of
1:02:32
Speaker 1: our parents?
1:02:32
Speaker 5: I don't even know entirely.
1:02:34
Speaker 1: Who is it?
1:02:34
Speaker 3: Can you just tell us and we'll bleep it out?
1:02:36
Speaker 5: What's the matter with you?
1:02:37
Speaker 1: Because I got to.
1:02:37
Speaker 3: There's nothing to riff on if I don't know who
1:02:39
Speaker 3: the person is. Riff on the opening. No, I got
1:02:41
Speaker 3: to know. I've given you a lot. I am opening
1:02:44
Speaker 3: up here. No, I need to know who these people are.
1:02:45
Speaker 3: I'm reading my fucking pathetic rejected DMs. Yeah, but it
1:02:49
Speaker 3: doesn't matter if they're not... If I need a face reading...
1:02:52
Speaker 3: I need to picture the person reading that. It's a
1:02:54
Speaker 3: girl with a pulse. What the fuck? Like, that's what
1:02:57
Speaker 3: I need to.
1:02:58
Speaker 1: Just Nikki Smokes' type.
1:02:59
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:03:00
Speaker 1: So, what is the... I mean, I just have been
1:03:03
Speaker 1: getting out of the dating game for so long that
1:03:06
Speaker 1: I really don't have the intel of what to tell you.
1:03:11
Speaker 1: But I am surprised that you're jumping right to the
1:03:16
Speaker 1: asking out on a date as opposed to any small
1:03:19
Speaker 1: talk beforehand.
1:03:20
Speaker 5: Like, what's the point of me sending something fucking coy and, like, mysterious?
1:03:28
Speaker 1: You got right to it.
1:03:29
Speaker 3: There was an Olympian at one point. I'm not crazy
1:03:33
Speaker 3: about that, right? You tried to DM an Olympian? I
1:03:37
Speaker 3: did DM an Olympian. She wrote back. And then like
1:03:40
Speaker 3: two weeks later, she was engaged.
1:03:41
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's tough. It wasn't like romantic. It was just
1:03:47
Speaker 5: like congrats.
1:03:47
Speaker 1: All you said was, you so icy, I'm a glacier boy.
1:03:49
Speaker 5: Yeah. I wrote, you're that, right. Exactly.
1:03:54
Speaker 1: You're so icy, I'm a glacier boy. Love watching you compete.
1:04:01
Speaker 1: Love what you do in the pool.
1:04:03
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:04:04
Speaker 1: Love to mix my gene pool with your pool. It's
1:04:06
Speaker 1: Olympic sized. That's a good line. So obviously, this is
1:04:15
Speaker 1: something that can be successful.
1:04:17
Speaker 5: I did DM Sophie Cunningham. I did DM her.
1:04:19
Speaker 3: No response? Nothing. She's got millions of followers. She said
1:04:23
Speaker 3: that no one reaches out to her, though. Or I'm
1:04:26
Speaker 3: just not her type at all.
1:04:29
Speaker 1: Comedian? A successful chiseled comic?
1:04:33
Speaker 5: I might not be tall enough. She's 6'1. I've got
1:04:36
Speaker 5: two inches on her.
1:04:37
Speaker 3: I mean, how tall can you be? Like, how tall
1:04:39
Speaker 3: can a person be? Seven feet tall?
1:04:42
Speaker 5: There's some big people out there. Are you kidding?
1:04:44
Speaker 3: She's looking for a seven foot man.
1:04:46
Speaker 5: Probably, I would bet. She wants to date a guy.
1:04:49
Speaker 5: I'm not trying to put words in her mouth. That
1:04:51
Speaker 5: is like at least 6'6. So that she can wear
1:04:54
Speaker 5: heels and still.
1:04:57
Speaker 1: My guess is she likes milk though.
1:04:59
Speaker 3: What would make you think that?
1:05:01
Speaker 5: She's bovine?
1:05:02
Speaker 3: Does she got milk?
1:05:04
Speaker 1: You don't think she likes milk?
1:05:06
Speaker 3: Does she do like a got milk thing?
1:05:07
Speaker 1: No, no. I'm just saying. Don't you think like kind
1:05:09
Speaker 1: of just based on who she is, like don't you
1:05:11
Speaker 1: think she likes milk?
1:05:13
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
1:05:14
Speaker 5: I'm missing this too.
1:05:15
Speaker 3: I'm missing it. White guys. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah,
1:05:20
Speaker 3: for sure.
1:05:21
Speaker 1: Right?
1:05:22
Speaker 5: Why would you say that?
1:05:23
Speaker 1: That why does she like white guys? It's just kind
1:05:26
Speaker 1: of the vibe I get.
1:05:28
Speaker 5: Well, I'm the whitest there is.
1:05:29
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I think that that would speak
1:05:30
Speaker 1: to- Purebred.
1:05:32
Speaker 5: Hi, Sophie. I've never had mixed blood. Ever. Nowhere in
1:05:38
Speaker 5: my genealogical chart did there ever appear to be any
1:05:42
Speaker 5: crossbreeding of any kind. Here's my 23andMe results.
1:05:47
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:05:48
Speaker 5: That's what you got to do. Pure race all the
1:05:51
Speaker 5: way up.
1:05:52
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:05:54
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1:05:58
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1:06:46
Speaker 7: on the game.
1:06:48
Speaker 3: All right, now back to the episode. Well, I mean,
1:06:51
Speaker 3: we're finally back to ball. Ball is returned. Yeah. Are
1:06:55
Speaker 3: you guys going to watch tonight? That was a fun segment.
1:06:57
Speaker 3: I wanted to get that off my chest.
1:06:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was such a fun segment.
1:07:01
Speaker 5: I was worried about it.
1:07:02
Speaker 1: Anytime that you want to give us more of your
1:07:04
Speaker 1: personal life, I think that people are fascinated by how
1:07:06
Speaker 1: you move. I think that people would really enjoy that.
1:07:10
Speaker 3: I think people are really going to enjoy you and
1:07:12
Speaker 3: Nicky going out too. Because I think that has to happen.
1:07:15
Speaker 3: I think you need like a little camp.
1:07:16
Speaker 1: Well, aren't you guys going to something? It depends on
1:07:18
Speaker 1: when Nicky gets into town.
1:07:21
Speaker 3: Why is Nicky coming to New York? Is there something happening?
1:07:24
Speaker 1: Because he's never touched terra firma.
1:07:28
Speaker 3: Oh, he's never been to the New York office?
1:07:29
Speaker 1: He's never been on the island.
1:07:31
Speaker 3: That can't be true. He's been here for like what?
1:07:34
Speaker 3: Three or four years?
1:07:35
Speaker 5: I would bet he's been here.
1:07:37
Speaker 1: I think he's coming to fuck though.
1:07:39
Speaker 6: Oh.
1:07:39
Speaker 1: Don't you think?
1:07:40
Speaker 3: I have no clue. Is that why they're sending, like,
1:07:42
Speaker 3: are they sending him here to fuck? Yes, to fuck.
1:07:44
Speaker 1: They're like, you need to do some content out there.
1:07:46
Speaker 3: You got to inject some life into the New York office.
1:07:48
Speaker 1: It's like when they would like send CT back onto
1:07:50
Speaker 1: the road, road rules, real world bus or something like that,
1:07:54
Speaker 1: just to like shake it up. It's like, oh fuck,
1:07:56
Speaker 1: CT's back. Yeah.
1:07:57
Speaker 3: I mean, that could be why they're sending him out here.
1:07:59
Speaker 3: I feel like that would be like the company's paying
1:08:01
Speaker 3: for that. He smokes his music. They're like Caitlin Walker's
1:08:07
Speaker 3: booking a flight. For Nicky Smokes to come fuck.
1:08:10
Speaker 1: To go fuck.
1:08:10
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:08:12
Speaker 1: He's getting sent. It's a business trip. Like, I can't
1:08:15
Speaker 1: go out tonight. I have a busy morning of fucking tomorrow.
1:08:19
Speaker 1: I got to get to the office to fuck.
1:08:20
Speaker 3: Got to stay hydrated. You think he's got like a
1:08:23
Speaker 3: whole pre-fuck day?
1:08:27
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:08:27
Speaker 3: Like, I got to work out in the morning.
1:08:28
Speaker 1: What's your pre-fuck meal? What was your welcome to the
1:08:31
Speaker 1: league fuck?
1:08:32
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:08:36
Speaker 5: Um the other thing i've gotten into well we this
1:08:39
Speaker 5: is on topic because i would i would do this
1:08:41
Speaker 5: with him uh i got a new kind of a
1:08:44
Speaker 5: new obsession you know found a new one really i
1:08:47
Speaker 5: had a long a long period of uh chastity of
1:08:51
Speaker 5: being chased and avoiding material obsessions and things like that
1:08:55
Speaker 5: And finally I've relapsed.
1:08:58
Speaker 3: Do tell Fragrances Very very fun I've.
1:09:04
Speaker 5: Never been a big fragrance guy And now all of
1:09:06
Speaker 5: a sudden I have to have all of them Have
1:09:08
Speaker 5: you talked to Jerry? Yeah I sent him a video
1:09:09
Speaker 5: this morning of my row That I've now filled.
1:09:13
Speaker 1: Did he suggest anything to you? For example Paco Rabanne
1:09:16
Speaker 1: 1 million The way that he fucked his wife Wow.
1:09:19
Speaker 8: No.
1:09:21
Speaker 5: But that does sound good.
1:09:24
Speaker 1: It's more of a wintry scent, honestly.
1:09:26
Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, I went to a store and bought five.
1:09:30
Speaker 1: Yeah. What store?
1:09:33
Speaker 5: Stella?
1:09:34
Speaker 3: How much are these running in Soho? Like what's the
1:09:37
Speaker 3: most expensive one?
1:09:38
Speaker 5: There was one that was 340 bucks.
1:09:41
Speaker 1: For a fragrance? But that's going to last you years.
1:09:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, it will. Especially now that I have five. You
1:09:46
Speaker 3: know what else lasts years?
1:09:47
Speaker 5: I have way more than five.
1:09:48
Speaker 3: Dove spray deodorant.
1:09:50
Speaker 5: Yeah. $ 3. I wear regular, you know, basic deodorant, but.
1:09:56
Speaker 1: This isn't for deodorant. This is a whole different class.
1:09:59
Speaker 5: I want a signature scent. And that's tricky when you
1:10:02
Speaker 5: have 14 different ones.
1:10:03
Speaker 8: Yeah.
1:10:04
Speaker 3: So you want people to smell you before they see you. Correct.
1:10:06
Speaker 3: That's Francis.
1:10:07
Speaker 5: I want to leave a room and have them be like, oh,
1:10:10
Speaker 5: he was here. We just missed him.
1:10:12
Speaker 1: Some of the brothers will mix too.
1:10:14
Speaker 3: I've heard about this.
1:10:15
Speaker 5: A hybrid.
1:10:16
Speaker 3: Layering. Yeah.
1:10:17
Speaker 1: Layering.
1:10:17
Speaker 5: That's complicated.
1:10:19
Speaker 1: You layer the Louis Vuitton lemon seat with the Tom
1:10:22
Speaker 1: Ford wood.
1:10:23
Speaker 5: Is that a common known combination?
1:10:26
Speaker 1: That's just my recipe.
1:10:27
Speaker 5: Well, that sounds pretty nice.
1:10:27
Speaker 3: Do you actually?
1:10:28
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:10:29
Speaker 5: Because I could see you being a fragrance guy, but
1:10:31
Speaker 5: you smell great.
1:10:32
Speaker 1: I have some fragrances.
1:10:33
Speaker 3: You got no fragrance?
1:10:36
Speaker 1: Maybe it's worn off.
1:10:37
Speaker 3: You got nothing. I've never smelled a fragrance on you.
1:10:40
Speaker 1: That's insane.
1:10:40
Speaker 5: Oh, I smell so good today.
1:10:42
Speaker 3: I actually didn't smell fragrance on either of you.
1:10:45
Speaker 5: That's because you can't smell anything because it's a cloud
1:10:48
Speaker 5: of just grime.
1:10:50
Speaker 3: You're like pig pen. I have a great sense of smell.
1:10:54
Speaker 1: No, you're nose blind. I really don't. If you have
1:10:56
Speaker 1: piles in your house, you're nose blind.
1:10:58
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. Gary sprays his pile. No.
1:11:02
Speaker 5: Every once in a while, he sprays.
1:11:04
Speaker 3: It for wood lice. I do want to say, while
1:11:07
Speaker 3: we're on the topic of my apartment... There has not
1:11:11
Speaker 3: been a roach in my apartment since the time that I.
1:11:14
Speaker 1: Spoke about it. Have you ever seen how termites build
1:11:17
Speaker 1: in the Serengeti?
1:11:20
Speaker 3: No, but this is all nonsense.
1:11:22
Speaker 1: The piles are where the termites are.
1:11:24
Speaker 3: There's no roaches in the piles. I've checked.
1:11:27
Speaker 5: No, you're not checking. Get the fuck out of here.
1:11:30
Speaker 5: We all know there's a fucking colony at the bottom
1:11:32
Speaker 5: of the pile.
1:11:33
Speaker 3: I check all the time.
1:11:34
Speaker 1: You've got to put a GoPro on one of the
1:11:35
Speaker 1: roaches and see where it goes back to. And watch
1:11:38
Speaker 1: it just march into your pile and it's just living
1:11:41
Speaker 1: under a picture.
1:11:41
Speaker 3: They're just regrouping. You know that, right?
1:11:44
Speaker 2: I am worried.
1:11:44
Speaker 5: I can see you walking into your apartment and being like,
1:11:46
Speaker 5: it's quiet in here.
1:11:48
Speaker 1: Too quiet.
1:11:49
Speaker 3: I do worry that there is some sort of regrouping
1:11:52
Speaker 3: going on and there's going to be a big release
1:11:55
Speaker 3: one morning. But for now... They're going to carry you
1:11:58
Speaker 3: out of your home. I am worried about that.
1:11:59
Speaker 1: It's going to be Gulliver's Travels.
1:12:01
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:12:01
Speaker 1: I'm a bit worried. They're going to tie him to
1:12:04
Speaker 1: his bed.
1:12:04
Speaker 5: Yeah, with floss.
1:12:06
Speaker 3: Because when I did the initial hunt and spray and
1:12:11
Speaker 3: gel baits and all that, and then we got all
1:12:13
Speaker 3: those DMs from people being like, these are the Germans.
1:12:16
Speaker 3: You need actual exterminators to come.
1:12:19
Speaker 1: And then I.
1:12:21
Speaker 3: Lied on the podcast. I have to come clean and
1:12:25
Speaker 3: say I didn't see any roaches after that. There was
1:12:28
Speaker 3: a day where I saw two in one day, but
1:12:30
Speaker 3: I knew that there was going to be a little
1:12:32
Speaker 3: bit of a buffer period between putting the baits down
1:12:36
Speaker 3: and them actually dying. Since then, I have not seen
1:12:39
Speaker 3: a roach in probably three weeks.
1:12:41
Speaker 1: It's probably because all the females are pregnant and they're
1:12:44
Speaker 1: in this incubation period and they're waiting to unleash an
1:12:47
Speaker 1: army on you.
1:12:48
Speaker 3: No, I think I really just took care of them.
1:12:51
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:12:51
Speaker 3: The jail got them.
1:12:52
Speaker 1: In the chrysalis.
1:12:54
Speaker 3: Or they're all just saving themselves for Nicky Smokes. Yeah,
1:12:56
Speaker 3: they could be.
1:12:57
Speaker 5: He's going to come over and get in your walls.
1:13:01
Speaker 5: Fuck all the roaches.
1:13:02
Speaker 3: But I just felt like I had to give an
1:13:04
Speaker 3: update on that.
1:13:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one believes you, bro.
1:13:06
Speaker 3: It's all good. I'll be all right.
1:13:08
Speaker 1: It's all good.
1:13:10
Speaker 3: What can you do?
1:13:12
Speaker 1: I wonder if he'll be in town when you guys...
1:13:15
Speaker 1: I'm just so curious how your US Open is going
1:13:17
Speaker 1: to be. Didn't... Alcarez lost.
1:13:20
Speaker 5: Oh my God. It was like the match of the century.
1:13:22
Speaker 3: At 3 a.m.? 3.30. Yeah. I was asleep.
1:13:26
Speaker 1: And then- Did you stay up? Did Sabalenka lose?
1:13:29
Speaker 5: I'm not sure.
1:13:30
Speaker 3: We better not be getting in any- I'm not- If
1:13:33
Speaker 3: we get a 3.30 game, I'm out. Buddy- Just got
1:13:35
Speaker 3: to let you know that now. It's the middle of
1:13:37
Speaker 3: the day. Yeah, but I mean the- That match started.
1:13:41
Speaker 1: Isn't it a noon match? Isn't yours at noon or something?
1:13:44
Speaker 5: I think it's either noon or 2 p.m.
1:13:46
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:13:47
Speaker 5: Women's Finals.
1:13:49
Speaker 1: It's the final?
1:13:50
Speaker 3: We're going to the final.
1:13:51
Speaker 1: What?
1:13:51
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude.
1:13:52
Speaker 3: What do we have to wear? Are we going to
1:13:54
Speaker 3: wear a suit?
1:13:55
Speaker 5: I don't know. Wear your business casual hoodie.
1:14:02
Speaker 3: Is it going to be hot as fuck?
1:14:04
Speaker 1: Black tie. Wear a hoodie and a tie.
1:14:06
Speaker 5: What if it rains? You need to dress up.
1:14:09
Speaker 3: What if it rains?
1:14:10
Speaker 5: We'll be covered.
1:14:12
Speaker 3: We'll be in a box.
1:14:13
Speaker 1: Just wear your top hat. Wear your tallest top hat.
1:14:15
Speaker 1: No rain won't hit you. Wear your stovepipe hat.
1:14:19
Speaker 3: I'll wear a real high hat.
1:14:21
Speaker 5: Also, I think Arthur Ashe has a retractable roof.
1:14:25
Speaker 1: Really?
1:14:25
Speaker 5: I believe so.
1:14:27
Speaker 3: That's fun. Would love to see that in action. Maybe
1:14:29
Speaker 3: we'll get there early for that.
1:14:30
Speaker 1: I'd love to go St. John the Baptist on the
1:14:33
Speaker 1: Arthur Ashe roof.
1:14:35
Speaker 3: I don't understand that.
1:14:37
Speaker 1: Drake was like, I went St. John the Baptist on
1:14:39
Speaker 1: the lamb. Because St. John the Baptist famously got his
1:14:42
Speaker 1: top cut off.
1:14:44
Speaker 7: Oh. Cut off.
1:14:44
Speaker 1: He dropped the top on his Lamborghini.
1:14:46
Speaker 8: Oh, I love that.
1:14:47
Speaker 1: And of course, the Lamb of God. And you're saying
1:14:49
Speaker 1: that Quavo.
1:14:50
Speaker 3: Has more motion than Drake. I wonder who wrote that one.
1:14:53
Speaker 1: Stop, bro. You can fucking play him. I'm very jealous
1:14:57
Speaker 1: that you guys are going to be out there.
1:14:58
Speaker 3: I'm excited.
1:14:59
Speaker 1: You can't wear shorts. Why?
1:15:02
Speaker 3: Because this matters. I was going to wear my whites.
1:15:06
Speaker 2: Sorry.
1:15:09
Speaker 3: I have my white Nike shorts.
1:15:11
Speaker 5: Wearing shorts to this thing would be like bringing a
1:15:13
Speaker 5: glove to a baseball game.
1:15:15
Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with that.
1:15:15
Speaker 5: You are representing not just me, but also Barstool. We
1:15:18
Speaker 5: need to present ourselves admirably. I'm counting on you. Find
1:15:23
Speaker 5: something in the pile.
1:15:25
Speaker 3: There's nothing in the pile that's going to fit this occasion.
1:15:27
Speaker 1: Then you guys are going to need to shop.
1:15:28
Speaker 5: Then we're going shopping.
1:15:31
Speaker 3: I'll order something online.
1:15:33
Speaker 1: Bring in a laminated index card of questions and thought-provoking
1:15:37
Speaker 1: thought starters that you can say to everybody.
1:15:40
Speaker 3: That's a good idea. I think I'm going to go
1:15:42
Speaker 3: like a full sweatsuit.
1:15:43
Speaker 5: Hello. Can you believe that the pay gap in women's
1:15:48
Speaker 5: and men's tennis is closing? I'm for it.
1:15:53
Speaker 3: Are you? I was going to be talking AI. I
1:15:55
Speaker 3: think there's going to be a lot of AI talk there.
1:15:57
Speaker 3: Because it's mostly a networking event. Don't bring up AI.
1:16:00
Speaker 3: I'm going to. That's your go-to. That's the first thing
1:16:03
Speaker 3: I'm going to bring up. And then Netanyahu right after.
1:16:06
Speaker 5: God damn it.
1:16:06
Speaker 3: And I know you will, too. In the box. So
1:16:10
Speaker 3: what do you guys think about Netanyahu? It's crazy.
1:16:13
Speaker 1: Like a crucial point?
1:16:15
Speaker 3: Yeah. Me and Francis were just talking about it before
1:16:20
Speaker 3: we got here.
1:16:22
Speaker 1: You want to go, Francis, or should I? Do you
1:16:24
Speaker 1: want to say what we both think or should I
1:16:26
Speaker 1: say what.
1:16:26
Speaker 3: We both.
1:16:31
Speaker 5: Think?
1:16:32
Speaker 1: That's going to be a blast. I can't wait. What
1:16:33
Speaker 1: are you going to do afterwards, Francis? How are you
1:16:35
Speaker 1: going to deal with Harry ditching you?
1:16:40
Speaker 5: I don't expect us to do anything beyond the match.
1:16:46
Speaker 5: I really don't.
1:16:47
Speaker 1: Going out to eat and flushing would be really nice. Yeah. Yeah.
1:16:53
Speaker 1: the fuck no why why not you're gonna need to
1:16:58
Speaker 1: grub afterwards.
1:16:59
Speaker 3: Yeah we'll go back to my apartment and we'll have something.
1:17:02
Speaker 1: What's your best local restaurant don't worry about it you
1:17:06
Speaker 1: gotta have you gotta dox me you have some heat
1:17:08
Speaker 1: by you i got great restaurants yeah it used to
1:17:12
Speaker 1: be breakfast by salt's cure.
1:17:14
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah of course waiting four hours to get a
1:17:17
Speaker 3: bacon egg and cheese it.
1:17:19
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you can get a bacon, egg,
1:17:21
Speaker 1: and cheese there.
1:17:21
Speaker 3: I don't know. That place is all sheep.
1:17:23
Speaker 1: You can get like a single serving of eggs there.
1:17:27
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:17:27
Speaker 1: They do everything a la carte.
1:17:29
Speaker 3: It's literally like... I used to walk by it and
1:17:31
Speaker 3: the line would be... Like I would go to the
1:17:32
Speaker 3: gym and then I would be walking back and people
1:17:35
Speaker 3: would still be in that line.
1:17:36
Speaker 1: The same people.
1:17:37
Speaker 3: Like just go to Dunkin' Donuts. It's right next door.
1:17:41
Speaker 8: Yeah.
1:17:41
Speaker 1: Get any.
1:17:42
Speaker 3: Go anywhere else.
1:17:42
Speaker 1: I think it's actually a delicious spot.
1:17:44
Speaker 3: Go to Waverly Diner.
1:17:46
Speaker 1: But the one in... Yeah, Waverly Diner's great.
1:17:49
Speaker 3: Yeah, no line there.
1:17:50
Speaker 1: Yeah. Is it really not?
1:17:52
Speaker 3: Sometimes there will be. Never a line, but sometimes a wait.
1:17:55
Speaker 1: People say that the diner scene is dead. I don't
1:17:57
Speaker 1: believe it.
1:17:58
Speaker 7: I do.
1:17:59
Speaker 1: You do?
1:17:59
Speaker 3: It's hard to find a good diner. Especially in New York.
1:18:04
Speaker 1: No, that can't be true.
1:18:05
Speaker 5: I bet in Astoria there are a lot. That's gotta
1:18:08
Speaker 5: be the mecca for them.
1:18:09
Speaker 6: No.
1:18:11
Speaker 3: Like a traditional, like... What, just no?
1:18:13
Speaker 5: That's it? That's the end of that?
1:18:14
Speaker 3: Yes.
1:18:15
Speaker 8: Yes.
1:18:16
Speaker 1: I bet there's a bunch.
1:18:17
Speaker 5: I've seen them.
1:18:19
Speaker 1: I guarantee there's a bunch.
1:18:20
Speaker 3: There's a lot of places to get breakfast, but they're
1:18:22
Speaker 3: not diners.
1:18:23
Speaker 5: I know there are diners. Tyler, can you look up.
1:18:26
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, obviously there's a.
1:18:28
Speaker 5: You're going to find a diner. I'll be fair on
1:18:30
Speaker 5: this question. What is the highest density of diners in
1:18:35
Speaker 5: New York?
1:18:36
Speaker 3: Definitely Manhattan.
1:18:38
Speaker 1: But I just thought you said they're all dead. East
1:18:43
Speaker 1: Village and Greenwich Village.
1:18:45
Speaker 5: Okay, we're going to need a little bit more of
1:18:47
Speaker 5: a leading question.
1:18:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to need to trick the- AI.
1:18:50
Speaker 5: Isn't Astoria where the most diners are?
1:18:54
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
1:18:56
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
1:18:57
Speaker 1: Isn't Astoria where the most diners are? We have to
1:19:00
Speaker 1: kind of just have it affirm us.
1:19:06
Speaker 5: Astoria is famous for its large number of diners and
1:19:09
Speaker 5: Greek coffee shops, though New Jersey holds the title as
1:19:12
Speaker 5: the overall diner capital. Sounds like- Astoria. If you're in
1:19:17
Speaker 5: New York, Astoria is where the diners are.
1:19:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, if that's the only place that you know.
1:19:21
Speaker 1: The Bel Air Diner, the Neptune Diner, these are Astoria classics.
1:19:26
Speaker 3: Of course.
1:19:26
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:19:27
Speaker 1: Staples.
1:19:28
Speaker 3: Staples in our city.
1:19:30
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Yeah. I miss the diner. There's the Brooklyn. There's
1:19:33
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn diner. I mean, that Greenwich diner is a classic.
1:19:36
Speaker 3: Brooklyn diner is a classic. Hollywood diner is a classic.
1:19:40
Speaker 5: That's in Times Square, right?
1:19:42
Speaker 3: Close.
1:19:43
Speaker 2: Oh.
1:19:45
Speaker 5: Okay.
1:19:45
Speaker 3: It's a good diner, though. Waverly diner is my favorite. Great.
1:19:48
Speaker 3: But I mean, it was always good. Great food.
1:19:52
Speaker 1: No, I think that we'll meet up. I get in
1:19:55
Speaker 1: a little bit later on Saturday. We'll meet up somewhere
1:19:58
Speaker 1: in Astoria because I'm landing in LaGuardia.
1:20:01
Speaker 5: Oh, perfect.
1:20:02
Speaker 3: We don't really want to link up with you.
1:20:04
Speaker 5: Don't speak for me.
1:20:07
Speaker 1: Now you're getting a link up whether you like it
1:20:08
Speaker 1: or not.
1:20:09
Speaker 3: We talked already and we said, but it's going to
1:20:11
Speaker 3: be great getting some time away from Rowan.
1:20:14
Speaker 1: I'm going to be showing up in the box. Hello.
1:20:17
Speaker 3: We don't know him.
1:20:18
Speaker 1: Same index card. We think the same thing about Netanyahu. Oh, man.
1:20:25
Speaker 3: I had just an all-time Counter-Strike session last night. One
1:20:30
Speaker 3: that brings you back to the glory days. Brings you
1:20:32
Speaker 3: back to the roots. Kind of just brings your love
1:20:35
Speaker 3: for the game back. Reminds yourself why you're doing it.
1:20:38
Speaker 3: Seven wins.
1:20:40
Speaker 1: Really? Hours. Did you eat during it?
1:20:43
Speaker 3: No. And then I got off and I was like,
1:20:45
Speaker 3: oh my God, I'm so hungry.
1:20:47
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that.
1:20:48
Speaker 5: Wow.
1:20:49
Speaker 1: So you made up a 24-7 diner?
1:20:50
Speaker 7: I did.
1:20:51
Speaker 6: I did.
1:20:52
Speaker 1: What'd you hit?
1:20:53
Speaker 3: I got a- Neptune? I got a chicken Caesar wrap.
1:20:55
Speaker 6: Nice.
1:20:57
Speaker 1: Still a thousand calories though.
1:20:59
Speaker 3: A thousand calories I needed.
1:21:00
Speaker 5: Maybe do it without the wrap, just a salad.
1:21:03
Speaker 3: No. May I have the inside of a chicken Caesar wrap, please?
1:21:06
Speaker 3: I prefer to enjoy my life. Not starve myself.
1:21:11
Speaker 1: Salads? You could eat enough salad to be full.
1:21:13
Speaker 5: I am so fucking hungry right now.
1:21:14
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're a miserable person.
1:21:16
Speaker 1: Bro, I just crushed a salad. It was so nice.
1:21:19
Speaker 3: Shit looked mid.
1:21:19
Speaker 1: No way.
1:21:20
Speaker 3: It looked like soggy lettuce.
1:21:21
Speaker 6: I saw it.
1:21:22
Speaker 3: I caught a glimpse of it when I walked in.
1:21:23
Speaker 1: It was light lettuce, you doofus.
1:21:25
Speaker 3: I caught a glimpse.
1:21:25
Speaker 1: Or light dressing, you doofus.
1:21:27
Speaker 3: There's something about playing Counter-Strike because it's mostly not white
1:21:32
Speaker 3: dudes that you're playing with.
1:21:34
Speaker 1: But like- Sophie Cunningham would be disgusted. Yeah.
1:21:37
Speaker 3: So like clutching up in a Counter-Strike game and then
1:21:39
Speaker 3: hearing like your Asian brothers being like, that was crazy.
1:21:43
Speaker 3: Like you're the goat.
1:21:45
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:21:45
Speaker 1: It does something for me. It means more coming from
1:21:48
Speaker 1: the Asian brothers.
1:21:49
Speaker 3: It really does.
1:21:50
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:21:50
Speaker 3: Like it does something for me.
1:21:51
Speaker 1: It's like, cause you were bred to do this. Yeah.
1:21:53
Speaker 3: No, like last night I got off and I was like,
1:21:55
Speaker 3: going professional in Counter-Strike is not off the table yet.
1:21:58
Speaker 1: That's like a human beating a horse in the Kentucky Derby.
1:22:02
Speaker 3: Yes.
1:22:02
Speaker 1: Yes. It was. I'm built literally differently than the rest.
1:22:06
Speaker 3: It's the only game I've ever played where like, if
1:22:08
Speaker 3: I play really well, I get off and I'm in
1:22:11
Speaker 3: like a phenomenal mood. I'm like, that was some really
1:22:15
Speaker 3: productive work.
1:22:19
Speaker 1: You just played video games until what time in the morning?
1:22:23
Speaker 3: Last night?
1:22:23
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:22:24
Speaker 3: 1030 PM.
1:22:25
Speaker 1: So from.
1:22:26
Speaker 5: No chance.
1:22:27
Speaker 1: When did you start?
1:22:27
Speaker 5: No chance.
1:22:28
Speaker 3: Like probably like six.
1:22:31
Speaker 1: So four and a half hours?
1:22:32
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
1:22:33
Speaker 1: It's kind of an oversell on the time, actually. You
1:22:37
Speaker 1: played for three hours and you were hungry?
1:22:39
Speaker 3: No, it was probably like four hours.
1:22:40
Speaker 2: Okay.
1:22:42
Speaker 5: Hang on a second. Hang on a second.
1:22:44
Speaker 1: Of course the numbers, because you probably have some intel.
1:22:46
Speaker 1: You probably have a picture of the back of his head.
1:22:48
Speaker 5: Well, I think I remember you texted us quite late
1:22:51
Speaker 5: last night, Harry.
1:22:52
Speaker 3: No, I think you would be mistaken.
1:22:54
Speaker 5: Let's see.
1:22:56
Speaker 3: Because I didn't. Maybe I texted you around midnight, but
1:23:00
Speaker 3: I was definitely already tucked away.
1:23:03
Speaker 6: Really?
1:23:03
Speaker 1: You were going for beddy-bye?
1:23:04
Speaker 3: I was definitely already under the covers.
1:23:07
Speaker 5: Oh, no, you didn't.
1:23:09
Speaker 3: Actually, I wasn't under the covers last night because I
1:23:11
Speaker 3: forgot to turn the AC on in the living room.
1:23:13
Speaker 3: And I didn't feel like getting up. Are we talking?
1:23:17
Speaker 1: That's insane. That's so lazy. Or like, I mean, it's
1:23:21
Speaker 1: such a small amount of work to like improve like
1:23:24
Speaker 1: eight hours.
1:23:25
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:23:27
Speaker 3: I just hit the peace pipe and I wasn't ready
1:23:30
Speaker 3: to move my body again.
1:23:31
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:23:32
Speaker 3: So I said, I'm just going to shut it down.
1:23:33
Speaker 1: But your wigwam was overheating.
1:23:35
Speaker 3: I'm just going to shut it down.
1:23:36
Speaker 1: Nothing like a hot wigwam.
1:23:38
Speaker 3: I've noticed that hitting the peace pipe post video games
1:23:41
Speaker 3: is much more beneficial for my life.
1:23:44
Speaker 1: Post?
1:23:45
Speaker 3: Post rather than pre.
1:23:46
Speaker 5: That takes your adrenaline down?
1:23:48
Speaker 3: Well, you would think pre because maybe you might enjoy
1:23:51
Speaker 3: yourself more while playing the game. And then I realized
1:23:53
Speaker 3: I don't need it. I'm enjoying myself plenty without the
1:23:55
Speaker 3: peace pipe.
1:23:56
Speaker 5: That's nice.
1:23:56
Speaker 3: But then after, it's like it's a little treat.
1:23:58
Speaker 5: Yeah. You've earned it.
1:24:00
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:24:00
Speaker 5: Victory toke.
1:24:02
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:24:04
Speaker 5: I would say we should.
1:24:06
Speaker 3: Not, you know.
1:24:09
Speaker 1: Spoil your big win.
1:24:10
Speaker 5: Hot box prior to the women's final. I don't want
1:24:13
Speaker 5: you coming in bleary-eyed.
1:24:14
Speaker 3: No, no. I already thought about that. I'm not going
1:24:16
Speaker 3: to do that. I don't want you to do that.
1:24:18
Speaker 3: I'm done doing that.
1:24:19
Speaker 1: You might forget your talking points.
1:24:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. I don't like smoking weed and being out
1:24:24
Speaker 3: in public anymore.
1:24:24
Speaker 5: Good.
1:24:25
Speaker 1: I think if it's a controlled environment, it can be fun.
1:24:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then you're like, then you worry if that
1:24:31
Speaker 3: environment's going to get uncontrolled quick. And then you're just like,
1:24:34
Speaker 3: I'm just tense. Like, oh, I thought we were going
1:24:38
Speaker 3: to do this instead. This is a change of plans.
1:24:41
Speaker 1: Rowan, you weren't supposed to link up.
1:24:43
Speaker 3: Now I'm going to have a panic attack.
1:24:45
Speaker 1: You weren't supposed to be here, too.
1:24:47
Speaker 3: Wait, this night's not going exactly how I pictured it.
1:24:52
Speaker 3: Now I'm hyperventilating.
1:24:53
Speaker 1: Francis, I would have hit the penchant beforehand with you.
1:25:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Well, you can really handle it.
1:25:03
Speaker 1: No, we smoked before the fucking.
1:25:04
Speaker 3: It would have been a weak acid.
1:25:06
Speaker 1: You were blowing it down before the fucking Cubs game.
1:25:09
Speaker 1: You were outside in the street.
1:25:11
Speaker 3: I actually don't think I was.
1:25:13
Speaker 1: You made the street cloudy.
1:25:14
Speaker 3: We were.
1:25:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we got out of the Uber, we had
1:25:16
Speaker 1: to walk, and then you were blowing it down in
1:25:19
Speaker 1: the wind.
1:25:19
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, and I felt terrible.
1:25:21
Speaker 1: No.
1:25:21
Speaker 3: I remember I was sitting next to Big Cat, and
1:25:23
Speaker 3: my heart was beating through my chest. I was like,
1:25:27
Speaker 3: I'm about to get fired.
1:25:27
Speaker 5: He's going to fire me? Well, you want to talk
1:25:29
Speaker 5: about panic attacks. We blew it down, and then I
1:25:32
Speaker 5: got the text from Dante. Are you almost here?
1:25:34
Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
1:25:35
Speaker 5: Oh, boy.
1:25:35
Speaker 3: It's like the top of the second.
1:25:40
Speaker 1: I literally was like.
1:25:42
Speaker 5: Where?
1:25:42
Speaker 3: At the Wrigley? He's here too?
1:25:45
Speaker 1: He's on the organ, like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
1:25:48
Speaker 3: Oh, that was so bad.
1:25:50
Speaker 5: That was so bad.
1:25:51
Speaker 3: I'm also just pretty much out on smoking any weed
1:25:55
Speaker 3: that I've not purchased myself or verified.
1:25:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to vet it privately.
1:26:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that whole just like, oh, yeah, just hit this.
1:26:05
Speaker 3: And then you're like, whoa. And then like, oh, yeah,
1:26:08
Speaker 3: that was actually triple infused.
1:26:10
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:26:11
Speaker 3: That's Francis. That's what happens when you smoke with Francis.
1:26:13
Speaker 1: It's a tincture. It's 48%.
1:26:15
Speaker 3: What was that? That was 90% THC. That was actually
1:26:20
Speaker 3: a joint that was covered in hash and keef.
1:26:23
Speaker 1: Oh, it's dipped. Yeah.
1:26:25
Speaker 3: It's like the string of dabs around it.
1:26:27
Speaker 1: It's cold around it.
1:26:30
Speaker 5: It's wet.
1:26:30
Speaker 1: Like raw honey.
1:26:32
Speaker 3: I was at sizzling when we were hitting it.
1:26:34
Speaker 1: It felt like someone was bringing out fajitas.
1:26:37
Speaker 3: Yeah. Why are my lips sticking together?
1:26:42
Speaker 1: That's a terrible feeling, but it was so nice to go.
1:26:44
Speaker 1: Look at us just talking about the baseball game months later.
1:26:47
Speaker 1: That's how important team building is. Of course. That's why
1:26:50
Speaker 1: I know that you guys are going to have such
1:26:52
Speaker 1: a good time at this tennis match. You'll be talking
1:26:53
Speaker 1: about it forever.
1:26:54
Speaker 3: It's going to be a core memory.
1:26:56
Speaker 1: You literally will talk about it for years.
1:26:58
Speaker 3: It'll probably become a staple of the podcast.
1:27:00
Speaker 5: I think the Tuesday episode next week will be one
1:27:04
Speaker 5: of our most listened to of all time.
1:27:06
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:27:06
Speaker 5: Because everyone's going to know that we were there. Yeah.
1:27:10
Speaker 1: Hopefully something crazy happens.
1:27:12
Speaker 5: I got Harry so high that he ran on the
1:27:14
Speaker 5: court and took the trophy.
1:27:16
Speaker 3: Yeah. This is mine. Is it going to be like
1:27:20
Speaker 3: a big, like, will there be like a lot of like, like, Like,
1:27:24
Speaker 3: will there be like politicians there and shit?
1:27:27
Speaker 1: For sure.
1:27:28
Speaker 5: I doubt it, dude.
1:27:29
Speaker 3: So should I not bring my 3D printed gun?
1:27:31
Speaker 5: Don't bring that one. Bring the other one.
1:27:37
Speaker 1: Bring the heavy one.
1:27:39
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. Of course.
1:27:40
Speaker 1: You're going to need it. Only way to stop a
1:27:41
Speaker 1: bad guy with a gun.
1:27:43
Speaker 3: It's a good guy with a gun. It's a good
1:27:45
Speaker 3: guy with a bigger gun.
1:27:46
Speaker 1: That's right.
1:27:48
Speaker 3: That was like the own of the century for a while.
1:27:50
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:27:52
Speaker 1: It's an unbeatable line.
1:27:53
Speaker 5: It is.
1:27:56
Speaker 1: All right.
1:27:57
Speaker 3: Okay. Well, that's going to do it, I believe.
1:28:00
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'll do.
1:28:01
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