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Episode 547: Shaqoon O’Neal w/ No Regulars Podcast · Not That Serious

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got that.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody got that for us.
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Really? Because you know you can't say the R word. Yeah, yeah. Oh,
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: so we just picked it up? Dang, so me holding
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: this is like, nah, you should hold this. You a reptar.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. I got reptar of the week for our
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: last episode. Oh, yeah? Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: Hold it.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all actually call it?
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  Speaker 2: .
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  Speaker 1: .
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  Speaker 4: .
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  Speaker 1: What do you call a catastrophic event? We have to
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  Speaker 1: feel something. If 8 million people jumped at one time,
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  Speaker 1: you don't think you're going to feel something?
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  Speaker 2: All right, but the word catastrophic.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say catastrophic. You said catastrophic.
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  Speaker 5: I said it might not be catastrophic, but you're definitely
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  Speaker 5: going to feel something. And then I gave an example.
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  Speaker 5: I said when we walk on a bridge, like armies,
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  Speaker 5: they have to break formation because the constant movement.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to sway the bridge. I said that has
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  Speaker 1: to correlate. But I thought about that too.
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  Speaker 6: It sounded good.
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  Speaker 1: Question for you.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Actually. No.
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  Speaker 2: So you're the Kenan of them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm picking this up. All right. So. Hold this.
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  Speaker 2: Feel the.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hold that. Hold that.
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  Speaker 2: Don't further notice. When you say feel it, from like
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  Speaker 2: how far, like say like. If 8 million people jumped
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  Speaker 2: in California.
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  Speaker 1: A billion, I meant. Not a million. So the whole world. Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 1: The whole world. I said million.
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  Speaker 2: My bad.
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  Speaker 1: Even if it jumped at the same time.
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  Speaker 6: By saying eclipse, somebody said 8 million. I was like,
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  Speaker 6: there's 8 billion in the world.
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  Speaker 5: See, if you say 8 million, that's why I look crazy.
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  Speaker 5: We saw everybody in the world jump at the same time.
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  Speaker 5: You got to feel something.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 3: You mean like everybody in the world feels that?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody in the world was in America and they jumped.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were just saying like the people
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  Speaker 3: that was just immediately right there.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, we bring everybody in the world to America and
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  Speaker 1: everybody just jump. Like one, two, three. You're telling me
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  Speaker 1: you're not going to feel that though? You're going to
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  Speaker 1: feel something.
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  Speaker 3: You'll definitely feel something.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. You'll definitely feel something.
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  Speaker 7: The whole weight of the world in America?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, essentially.
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  Speaker 3: We might knock it off Axis for real.
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  Speaker 1: See? You know what? You're not going to see.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not talking.
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  Speaker 1: About catastrophic, but.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's catastrophic.
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  Speaker 1: We did not know the axes were cooked. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to lie. That's worse.
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  Speaker 3: I was talking about when he was like, name a country.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, Africa.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He said something stupid. That was an off rip. He
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  Speaker 1: said Africa. I was like, you're not... Yeah, we're confused.
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  Speaker 1: I said Africa. Yeah, no, that was bad. That was bad.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: We said a lot of stupid stuff on the podcast.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: Where'd you go to school, man? What was it? Oh, Rutgers, Newark, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Bad education. Oh, yeah. Oh. It's in bad education. Shout
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  Speaker 1: out to ChatGBT, bro.
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  Speaker 2: He majored in watercolors.
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: Sure. I majored in ChatGBT. What's the answer to this? Nah,
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: shout out to them, bro. We COVID babies here, bro. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you just recently graduated? Nah, we graduated 2020, what, 22? 22.
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: I graduated 22. So, yeah, I just graduated. That's recent.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of, yeah.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: How old are you niggas? Wait, wait, wait. My bad.
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  Speaker 1: Let me guess. Let me guess. I already said it.
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  Speaker 1: He's 28. Okay. How old do you think I am?
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  Speaker 1: You were no younger than 25. Where did you get
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  Speaker 1: that number from? No younger? Yeah. Nah, I'm 26. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be 27 next week. Yeah, my birthday on Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: I said 27. It's your birthday. Yeah, he's 27. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it.
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: Well, hello everybody. This is the Not That Serious Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I am your pleasantly plump podcast Sherpa, Michael, here to
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  Speaker 2: guide you on this journey.
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: LZ. Kenan's in the building. Lamont, a.k.a. Dr.
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  Speaker 7: Waffle, a.k.a. Peanut Butter Poppy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and we have two more scoops of peanut butter.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: I like that. The podcast.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: Yo.
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  Speaker 1: Just a heaping, helping of Reese's.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's why that's going on.
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: That's the Reese's cup right there. It's a plan. There's
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: a Listern couch? There's a Listern couch right there.
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  Speaker 2: I see.
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  Speaker 1: I see the segregation over here.
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  Speaker 2: That's the paper bag couch right there.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: They had a borderline.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all inside and y'all in the field.
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Y'all threw us in the crib. It's cool.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's the house couch.
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  Speaker 1: It's the house couch right here.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, man.
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  Speaker 1: I love my job.
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  Speaker 2: That might be the name of the episode.
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  Speaker 1: House couch.
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: They might be house couch.
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  Speaker 1: House couch. Yo. Hey, man.
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: We got the house couch with the No Regulars podcast, man.
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: Everybody give it up for them. Appreciate y'all. Appreciate y'all
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: coming down. Y'all had a little bit of a hike.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit. No, not too bad. Not too bad.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, because at this time of night, it's just
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  Speaker 1: a straight shot. Yeah, straight shot down 95. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: too crazy. He was trying to risk me down here.
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: He played Trey songs the whole time. I'm saying. He
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  Speaker 1: told me to put Trey songs. No, I did not.
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  Speaker 6: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: He asked me. Wow, the connection is crazy. He asked
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  Speaker 1: me what was the last thing I was going to
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  Speaker 1: come up with. Yeah, yo, yo. What's wrong with Trey?
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: First of all, I love Trey's songs. I do too.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same side, different sides of the same reason.
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  Speaker 1: Outside and inside right here.
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  Speaker 8: Y'all got one more similarity. You don't listen to Trey's songs?
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  Speaker 8: You don't like your side of the band?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not requesting it in a car ride with you.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't. You would though.
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  Speaker 9: Because what's wrong with listening to R & B with
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  Speaker 9: niggas in the car?
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  Speaker 3: Ain't nothing wrong with that shit.
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: That's not a bad thing.
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  Speaker 3: Why we got to be in there?
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  Speaker 1: Hip hop, hip hop, we love hip hop.
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  Speaker 3: You know what this car.
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: Ride needs with just two men with penises?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't request Trey's songs.
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  Speaker 3: He said, what was the last thing you listened to?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what was the first?
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  Speaker 5: What was the last thing you told me? I said,
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  Speaker 5: right now what I have queued up is Tweaker by Jello.
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  Speaker 5: Only because I was sharing the lyric. I only wanted
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  Speaker 5: to share the lyric.
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  Speaker 3: Rob Markman Because why?
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: My boy got into a car accident. And I said,
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: I'm a swerve in that corner.
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  Speaker 5: He sent me a picture of the car upside down.
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  Speaker 1: I said, damn, I'm a swerve in that corner. It
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  Speaker 1: was upside down? Yeah, you want to see the picture? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I need to see that. I kind of do. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think it was that bad. I thought he just
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: got- You texting me? He must be good. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: you were important to him. I'm like, damn. I like
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  Speaker 1: this nigga, yo. You would have texted me if he
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  Speaker 1: wasn't good.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly he's alive.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, that's OD. He didn't say, are you okay? There
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  Speaker 1: was three pictures. Bang, bang, bang. Nah, bro. That's OD.
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  Speaker 3: You scrolled down. I swear I've.
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: Been that close. That's tough. Nah, bro. You scroll down.
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  Speaker 1: You see my reply. Woo. Bro, that junk is on
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  Speaker 1: the side. Damn. That's like some Fast and Furious accident, bro. Oh, shit. Like, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, once you realize that they good, jokes can fly.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You texting me. Jokes can fly.
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  Speaker 2: I seen it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's where it made that corner. Come on, bro.
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  Speaker 3: I remember I got in trouble with one of my
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  Speaker 3: friends and his girl because.
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  Speaker 10: He's sitting sideways. Yo.
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  Speaker 1: Send that next. Send this off sitting sideways. What'd you say?
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  Speaker 9: So, I got in trouble with one of my friends
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  Speaker 9: and his girl because... Next door, like, so they bought
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  Speaker 9: a house up in North Jersey. And next door to them,
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  Speaker 9: they house had going on fire. And they sent the message, like, late. So, like,
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  Speaker 9: when I woke up, I saw that everything was fine.
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  Speaker 9: Because you sent a message.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're cool. So, like, everybody's good. We got
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  Speaker 1: the house. House is safe. Everybody's safe.
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  Speaker 9: And I was like, and I sent. See, that's what
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  Speaker 9: happens when you move up to North Jersey. You should
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  Speaker 9: have stayed down in South Jersey. We're safe down here.
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  Speaker 9: They ain't saying that somebody died in the fire.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: Oh!
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  Speaker 2: Was it a girl that died?
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  Speaker 3: Was it a girl that died?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, does that matter?
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  Speaker 3: Girl is on fire! Yo, that's it. That was.
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  Speaker 1: A no-regulars podcast. No, not if I knew she died.
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  Speaker 4: No, but if you didn't know if anybody died, you
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  Speaker 4: would have sent that as a.
• 8:16
  Speaker 3: My assuming, you text me.
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  Speaker 5: First of all, you threw it in the chat, so
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  Speaker 5: I thought everybody was like, yo, I just backed my shit.
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  Speaker 1: We good, though. So we good. Let's joke about it.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Best way to get over... broken bones is some laughter.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: But they say humor is the world's cure. Exactly. Or laughter.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: I do respect that, though. That's bad timing, though. You
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: right there. That's why I got the reptar. I got
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: it before the podcast started. Next time, you're about to
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: be playing Taps.
• 8:55
  Speaker 9: If somebody dies, you got to put that at the
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  Speaker 9: beginning of the message. Don't just say everybody's safe. Because
• 8:58
  Speaker 9: once you say everybody's safe, all right, we good.
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: Now I'm going to play.
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  Speaker 1: We good. Jokes can fly.
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  Speaker 2: A nine-year-old girl died.
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: Let me unsend that. Let me edit that real quick. Condolences.
• 9:15
  Speaker 5: You ain't saying nobody passed.
• 9:18
  Speaker 3: I'll edit it to just a period.
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  Speaker 1: My bad. I ain't know. My fault.
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  Speaker 3: How long were they managing for?
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: It was somebody they knew, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was just their neighbor.
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 10: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Just their neighbor.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: You know, listen, they just moved up there. They ain't
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: no niggas like that.
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  Speaker 2: Just in human life.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: You said they moved to North Jersey? Yeah. What part?
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: Dan Lodi.
• 9:41
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: That's right by me. I'm about to say, a little
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: close to Patterson, bro. I'm about to say, it makes sense.
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: It was in Patterson.
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: I'm from Englewood, though.
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: I don't even hack it. He's from Teaneck, bro.
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  Speaker 6: Englewood, Teaneck?
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: I'm with the Teaneck, bro. Oh, it's all coming together now.
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: Is Teaneck the same thing?
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: Nah, it's not the same thing. Was you one of
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: them dancing niggas?
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: Nah, nah, nah.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: I can't dance. I wish I could, though. Wait. I
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: wish I could. He know. He know. You know what
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
• 10:06
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You know what I What,
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: you trying to make me bust out a dance move
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  Speaker 1: or something? I ain't going to show nobody. I can't
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: do that. Dance, boy. I don't know. I can't dance, bro.
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: I wish I could dance, though.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got no regular podcast.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: Introduce yourself. Introduce yourself. Oh, yeah, go. Good. No regular podcast.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: I'm Corey. Nice to be here. Of course.
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: My DW, aka Dash, but nobody call me DW, but
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: happy to be down here. Thank you guys for bringing
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: us on the podcast, and hopefully you don't say nothing
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: that's too crazy.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: I think we're already too late. Oh, shoot.
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: Ain't nothing that ain't never been said before.
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  Speaker 1: That's all.
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  Speaker 6: Honestly, it's probably in the same.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: That's true. Somebody done said it somewhere. Nobody said it
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: on camera, though. Probably.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: How long y'all been rocking on the podcast?
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: It's been... We hit five years last week, actually. So
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: five years. We hit... Where we at?
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: We gonna be at We're at nine.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, shoot. At the end of October. Halloween. Oh, that's fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: That's great. We got two sets of vets here. OGs
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: in the game. I know. We got to catch up
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: to y'all, bro.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Mobile OGs at this point. Most podcasts don't make it
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: past three weeks.
• 11:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, shoot, man. Before we did the podcast, it was
• 11:30
  Speaker 5: during COVID. Me and my man did a podcast. According
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: to like three episodes. I'm like, yo, you want to
• 11:35
  Speaker 5: edit those?
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, nah. Just a waste of breath, bruh. I'm like, damn.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Waste of breath, bruh. He was on some good episodes.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, I know, but like.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: Now, do that same nigga be trying to get on
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: no regulars now?
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Actually, he filmed for us.
• 11:49
  Speaker 5: He got his own content.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: He got his own motion. Shout out to my nigga Dice.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: He got his own motion. Ah, shout out to Dice.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Dice.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: He was on some bullshit for that, Dice.
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  Speaker 3: Waste of content.
• 12:00
  Speaker 5: He filmed a couple of our big episodes, too, so
• 12:03
  Speaker 5: he on board. Have you ever seen the video of
• 12:06
  Speaker 5: the seven footer that was wearing the Wimby jersey in
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: New York and niggas was throwing shit at him?
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's him. That's our man. What? That's him. Yeah.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: Because seven foot, bro. What the fuck? Yeah, jumped in.
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: The cops locked him up to protect the nigga.
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: They was like, hold on. He going to get killed.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: What you there? No, I was there at game five.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: He was sick. Oh, okay, okay. I said, you better
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: not wear.
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: That seven foot jersey with me.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: So y'all was out there in the streets.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 7: He was.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: I was. I'm superstitious. How was that? I've been out
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: there for that.
• 12:35
  Speaker 5: Rob Markman You seen the bus that turned on fire?
• 12:39
  Speaker 5: I watched them ignite that shit, bruh.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman I.
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: Think they put that out there for the decoy.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman They put them out there to destroy it.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: Not put that shit on fire.
• 12:47
  Speaker 6: Rob Markman Yeah, Mom Donnie, our mayor, he smart.
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: Rob Markman He put it out there for me to
• 12:50
  Speaker 5: destroy the bus. Not light that shit on fire. And literally,
• 12:55
  Speaker 5: as soon as we won, I don't know what it was,
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: but all he heard was boom.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: Boom. Don't know what it was. I don't know if
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: they did it purposely or not. Rob Markman He put
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: dynamite in that bus. Rob Markman Brand new BMW, bro.
• 13:06
  Speaker 10: 2026.
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: This shit was fire. Niggas jump on the top of it,
• 13:10
  Speaker 5: start stomping the window. I say, yo.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: No, no. We just won like 10 minutes. I say, yo.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman This is the championship one.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 13:18
  Speaker 5: Rob Markman It's only been like five, 10 minutes. I say, yo,
• 13:21
  Speaker 5: that's somebody's car.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: Relax.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: Suck my dick.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: The Knicks won. And you know what? You all right.
• 13:31
  Speaker 5: I ain't saying nothing to nobody the rest of the night.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Every car I walked by, stomp.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Stomp.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: Every single car. It was not one car that was
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: parked in the street.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: That was safe. That's madness.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: That's honestly a genius move. Let me just put out
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: random things so they can focus their energy on you.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: Their attention on it.
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: Destroy the cab driver. Niggas was driving in the middle
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: of the street. Some dude, I mean, it was lit.
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: It was dumb though. Nigga put on Empire State of Mind.
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: Niggas was jumping on his car. Niggas was like, he
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: was driving. Niggas was like, yo, get off my car, bro.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: I didn't play this shit if you had to jump
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: on my shit. I'm like, yeah, you dumb.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: You should have just let us celebrate by ourselves. The
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: fire truck was trying to get to the fire where
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: niggas blew up the bus. Well, they didn't blow it up.
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: They put the bus on fire. Niggas was jumping on
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: the fire truck. I'm like, yo, this is on the
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: fire truck. Chill, get off of it.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Honestly, that makes sense because that same shit happened here
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: when the Eagles won that first Super Bowl.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. What, 2017?
• 14:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah, man.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was a couple of years when they
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: was climbing on the poles and y'all got to put like.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Grease on it. That's where that started from. That's OD.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I remember that.
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: Grease in their poles.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I was sick, yo.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Yo, nah, I'll never get with a one nigga ate
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: shit off the ground.
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was great.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: What you mean? Oh, I think you mean like he fell.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: It was like, you know how they had the horse.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: You know, the horse be shitting on the street.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: On the street.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: But one nigga just grabbed it and ate it.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Somebody need to arrest him. He's not Eagle fan.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: The Eagles could win 90 Super Bowls.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: He's done.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: He should be packed.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Up with EDP. Put them in the same cage. Put
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: them in the same cage. He ate doodle off the ground.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: He ate horse doodle.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: For free.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: For free. For free?
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: Winning does a lot for people.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I get it, but.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: I ain't never seen the Knicks win before. That shit
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: ain't made me want to... That's what I'm saying.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: You know, I did want to climb on the little awnings, though.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I would've did something like that. I ain't... I would've
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: been like... Nah, bro.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: I would've done some wild stuff like that, but nah,
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: E-Doodle is crazy. Nah, that is actually insane.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Did y'all go to the parade?
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we did. I wanted to go.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: I wanted to go, but.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: There was a lot of fans from all over the place.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I know Sixers fans. Most of them didn't get that
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: close to you.
• 15:56
  Speaker 9: I just want to experience a parade in the summer.
• 15:58
  Speaker 9: Because I'm not an Eagles fan, but I went to
• 16:00
  Speaker 9: the Eagles parade.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: It's fun vibes.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: When the Giants won, I wasn't able to go.
• 16:05
  Speaker 9: I don't see us winning anytime soon. I don't know
• 16:13
  Speaker 9: what he said, but I felt like what he said
• 16:14
  Speaker 9: wasn't nice. I'm saying you would never catch me at
• 16:17
  Speaker 9: a Giants parade.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: Never in my fucking life, ever. I would eat shit
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: before I go to.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Giants.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I won't go to an Eagles parade.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: I was on a cruise a week ago, and Sunday
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: they played the football games. I'm in the sports bar.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: One o'clock games was cool. You know what I mean?
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: No fans. It was Jets fans, but I don't really
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: care about Jets. It's just Jets fans. They suck, bro.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I got my Odell jersey on. You feel me?
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: It was me and one other Giants fan, Eli Manning jersey.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Four o'clock came on. The Eagles fans came downstairs.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I had to leave. It was- Shake the spot, little nigga.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: It was too much for me.
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: It's our shit now.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: It was too much for me.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I had to go. You guys got overstimulated down there.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I stood up to get, I think, a drink.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: He was like, yo, Odell.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Odell. Odell. Getting pressed on the cruise. You're blocking the TV.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I'm nowhere near the TV. I'm going, fuck, nigga. You
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: too close. You're blocking the TV, fuck, nigga. I'm like, yo,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: not even near the TV. I was like, they kept
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: calling me dickhead. I said, fuck the Eagles and ran.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see the aftermath.
• 17:29
  Speaker 12: Rob Markman, Jr.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Because locked in that boat with them Eagles fans. Hell no, bruh.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I was sitting there like this, floating prison, bruh. Okay,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: it's time for me to get out of here. It's
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: hella green. Rob Markman, Jr.: Oh, shit.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman, the robberies.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: When you came in, I was like.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: This nigga's bold. Rob Markman, I said, ah. I was like, man,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: they coming out in public after what just happened? I
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: was like, y'all be hiding somewhere.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, I mean, we ain't got no reason to hide.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Motherfuckers got injured. It's not like our starters got waxed.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, I like the colors, man. It's cool. Rob Markman,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I like the colors. Rob Markman, I like the colors,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: so I can't really be too bad. Rob Markman, yeah, man.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, I was gonna say, yeah, what you mean?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: The colors is cool.
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: The way that blue splashed off that red.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman See, I'll give it to y'all though. I
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: hate Boston more than the Sixers.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Rob Markman They the devil.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Yeah, I hate Boston way more than the Sixers.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Really? Rob Markman Nah. Rob Markman Celtics?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Rob Markman No, no, no, no, no.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Because Joe Embiid almost took out Miss that one time.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: That pissed me off. Rob Markman I don't know if
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I hate Philly or I hate Embiid.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Rob Markman Who can't eat manga?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Rob Markman That is true.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: But when he's on the court, I don't see that.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I see it.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: That's how I feel about Jackson Dark.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: That was stupid.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: As long as that nigga keep throwing touchdowns.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: First of all, we see it on him. Wait, Saquon
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: is too?
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: He got a cheese touch.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What?
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. What's Saquon doing?
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Anytime a nigga get close to him, they either get wild,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: they either fall off, or they get injured.
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Because Saquon ain't been the same.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: It's a dookie touch.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: It's a dookie touch.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: It's a doo-doo touch.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Saquon was with the president, and then he won the
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Stop it.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Saquon was with the president, and then he won the
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: That was after that.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: It was before that. No, he was after that.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: That's why he went to see him.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: After that. Wait, we for real? Since what? I'm not
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: going to lie, though.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: He's from Pennsylvania.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not surprised. He's from Pennsylvania. Oh, yeah. He went
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: to Penn State.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: He went to Penn State.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: You know, that's up there. That's up there. No, it
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: He ain't never won the lead of Giants so fast.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: I'm tired of this liberal town.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I'm out of here. He said this liberal town. You
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: know what a racist I am. Oh, shit. Yo. Look
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: at where all the white people at. Yeah, last time
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I was at a game, I saw a trans person.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I got to get the fuck out of here.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here, bro. Oh my gosh, bro.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: There was four of them. A little furry running around.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: They sold him a package deal.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: What was it? A field trip?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of here.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: They got a discount? That is crazy. Package discount. They're
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: all cocking tea at me? What is that? Oh, no, bro. Man,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: you learn something new every day. Pick something up off
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: the ground. I don't know what that is. You learn
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: something new every day. I didn't know that.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I didn't know, but I'm not surprised, though.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro. He got a duty touch, man. It's like
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Drake with bedding.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Yeah, every.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Bet on the team, that team lose.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Oh my gosh, they always going to lose, bro.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, bro.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman Yo, bro, when he put his album out,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: he did the Jalen Hurts, Philly Eagles line.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, ah! Rob Markman Yes!
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Rob Markman He might have put a Dart album out
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: last week.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman Nah, he need to be like, yo, I'm
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: going hard like Jackson Dart.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Nah, he better not say nothing about Jalen Brunson, bruh.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, bruh. I'll never listen to Drake if
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: he says something about Brunson, bruh. Nah, he better not.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: He better not say nothing about no.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Big body, no, nah. Fuck that dwarf head ass nigga.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Hey, that's my king. That's King Brunson, bruh. Oh my God.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I die for Brunson, bruh. He is, too. That nigga's tough.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: He cool with me. Oh, my gosh, bro. Talk about cat.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Your cat, not my shortcake.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: We can talk about Josh Hart, bitch-ass nigga, Commander's fan.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: He is a Commander. Well, he's from down there, so
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: that makes sense. Hey, that's another one. Leave my boy alone.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Show him Josh. Show him Josh. He cool. He cool.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Josh Hart and Jalen Wilson are untouchables. He has a beautiful,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: beautiful family. Oh, great. Josh Hart is hilarious. Chocolate wife.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't going to lie. They've been scaring me, though.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: They haven't been hooping, bro. They've been doing a little
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: too much celebrating. Look at him. He just won this one.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I know, but I'm thinking... Don't just be doing too
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: much celebrating. Look, look, look. Y'all, you watch the niggas
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: light a bus on fire.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I can't do too much celebrating.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I got to see a little bit of
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: open runs or like a little bit of workout. I
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: see two people working. I'm like, damn.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you right now. They are checked
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: out next week. That's a first one.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: They are nailing it in.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: They going through the motions.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Bro, they still thinking about, I never had to buy
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: a drink or anything in this town.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, ever again, brother. Oh, my gosh. I could probably
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: live rent free. They don't have to pay a bill
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: in New York.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: And probably most in New Jersey.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: They don't have to pay for it. Well, Cat and Brunson,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: they from Jersey. Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: And the parts rate for my cousin go to this
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: high school.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: So who?
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Jalen Bryson's cousin goes to this town festival.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? He's the quarterback. Of what? Township. The Bull Bryson?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: That's his cousin? That's his cousin. What? Is it like
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: a second cousin or is it like a cousin? No,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Him on the podcast.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: No, he's a main one.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, you know a nigga trying to get him
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: on the podcast?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: See, there's a difference between knowing an adult... And then
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: talking to a child.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: He's 17. Talk to your older cousin. He's grown enough.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: I didn't know that was his cousin.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's his cousin. Wow. Wow, that's what's up. I'll
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: save my life. Yeah, man.
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: Speaking of surprising MAGA stuff, Shakun O'Neal.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Shakun O'Neal, man. Shakun O'Neal. No, man. Posted up with
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Calvin Taylor.
• 23:03
  Speaker 10: We don't know if he's MAGA, but he just got
• 23:05
  Speaker 10: this honorary FBI agent bullshit from Kash Patel this past week.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, bruh. I mean, isn't he also an
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: honorary cop? Yeah, but it's a- Ain't he a doctor?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: It's honorary.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I seen Dr. Shaquille O'Neal in the bio.
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: I'm like- Yeah, he got honorary doctorates from some cops.
• 23:21
  Speaker 9: He has a lot of honorary- How does a doctor
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: feel about that?
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: I don't care about any of that. I don't care
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: about any of that.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Are you really a doctor? He's a doctor. Oh, okay. Oh. Wow.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I thought Dr. Waffles was just, you know, the... Nah, nah.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: I was going to.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Ask where it came from. Nah, he got paperwork.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, you can put it together now, doctor.
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: You should put your doctor behind you right there.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Nah, yeah, we got to hang up your.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah! Take off one of these dirty jigs. Put that
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: up there. What?
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I've been holding that job like this. You can photocopy
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: it and put it up there.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Laminate that joke. Put that joke right there.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I'm a doctor that speaks.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: My diploma is bigger than any of these pictures, though.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: That's the problem.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going to.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Ask all those bitches to put my.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Nigga shit right here. Right above your head. Every time
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you talk.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: And then you got Chad GPT Doc Waffle.
• 24:10
  Speaker 12: And then when I finish paying mine off, I'm going
• 24:12
  Speaker 12: to put mine up here. And then when I graduate,
• 24:16
  Speaker 12: I'll put mine up. I'll put mine up there, too.
• 24:19
  Speaker 12: It's going to be here soon.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I can't put mine up. Mine's a financial thing.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Mine's a financial thing, too.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Here we go. We got some in the comments. There
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: we go. Mine's a financial thing, too. Get the fuck
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: out of here, Moncler State.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: You're going to get it back in blood, pussy.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: That's Marcus Newark.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Those niggas still send me alumni magazines. You can donate
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: my nuts at it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I hate getting them emails, bro. They be like, yo,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: you can donate money. I'm like, why am I giving
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: y'all money for it?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Well, that's how I know you niggas do it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Y'all still get stupid. Hey, so where's your bill?
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: You know your bill is still over.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Fuck you.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Like, what, bro?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Nah, bro.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Nigga, they held my shit so long, they sold my deck.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: My shit in a third party now.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, now you never get your deck. You look at that, right?
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: They know my job.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Corey works here. Nah, he does not. He doesn't
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: eat my ass. Hell yeah. Keenan, what college you went to?
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: Ah, shit.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I got kicked out of a lot of schools. Okay.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: But Shaq, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Go back to Shaq. Go back to Shaq.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Go back to Shaq.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I got you, Keenan. I got you.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Nah, nah, nah.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Let's get on to that.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Nah, nah, nah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Let's say it. Let's say it. Let's say it. We
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: got Pitt, Rutgers, North, Kane, Montclair State, and... We got GCU.
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: We got Wilmington University. We got Camden Community College.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: You did this, Mike. We got RCBC.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Well, I got Everest.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: GCU?
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: No.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Georgia Unicorp? Oh, that's fire. No, Grand Canyon.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: She was going to Grand Canyon.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: That was fire. That was one of the first ones?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: First four-year one, yeah.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever. Fire. Where's that at?
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: Grand Canyon.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Arizona?
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: It's in the Grand Canyon. Oh, it's online. Okay. Yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Where the fuck did you leave?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I know I've seen you a lot. Ain't no way
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: you had time to be going to Arizona. Weekend classes, Mike.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Weekend classes.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Going to the Grand Canyon.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: I'm a commute to the Grand Canyon.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Weekend classes. I commute to the Grand Canyon.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Man, man, I'm school is hot.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Come back car full of bugs, drive through the desert, yo. Bro,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: living on campus was expensive, so I just bought a
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: plane ticket.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman, Jr.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: That's a lot cheaper. Rob Markman, Jr.: But Shaq though.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.: Shaqun O'Neal, that's what he said? Shaqun O'Neal.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.
• 26:45
  Speaker 10: So he got the honorary special agent from Kash Patel,
• 26:49
  Speaker 10: and he was upset that people were critiquing him. Multiple
• 26:52
  Speaker 10: creators online, OG Met, the dude, I'm Six Foot Seven. Like,
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: black creators are like, what are you doing this for?
• 27:00
  Speaker 10: You look stupid. And he's mad, responding to them, either
• 27:04
  Speaker 10: DMs or just in their comments, just like, you broke,
• 27:07
  Speaker 10: you don't even know, you never- Shaq.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Is doing this. Shaq is doing this.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Shaq is responding to people.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: His personal account.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: He even did an AI disc record.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: That shit looked and sounds so bad.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to the OG Mac dude. He did an AI
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: disc record. Can we get copyrighted for playing that? I
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: don't see why. It's AI.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Can we play Shaq?
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's AI.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: He's been a cornball and it's just like, he just
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: keeps doubling down.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Remember when he did that creepy shit with Angel Reed?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That was bad. Put some panties on. I
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: want to see you dunking those panties. I was like,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: that was kind of crazy.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: I think Shaq was on her podcast that she was doing.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: What did he say? He was like, I want to
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: see you dunking those little panties or some shit like that. Yeah,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: because he was like, WNBA should wear shorter shorts or
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: something like that. And make more people watch. Something like that.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: And the issue is, he calls Angel Reese like his niece.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: His niece. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. Shaq is
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: the horniest. Yeah, he a horny dude.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: That's the horniest old man.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: When I seen him out with Brittany Renner, I said,
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: oh yeah, he's tweaking. The issue is, he's 7'1 and
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: hasn't been shot yet.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: That's the problem.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: He said, that's a big kill right there. Big game hunting.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: That's a 7 point buck. Oh, that's a good one
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: right here. Because you can't fight him. Why are we
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: trying to fight Shaq?
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: Rob Markman Yeah, because he's the same dude that was
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: shitting and pissing and stuff and pouring it on rookies.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Yeah, that's crazy. Rob Markman He's a bully, dog.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Wait, he did that?
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: Rob Markman He's the same dude that allegedly put a
• 28:31
  Speaker 10: toothbrush up his ass. Rob Markman Someone else's toothbrush.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Nah, I ain't gonna lie. Rob Markman Nah,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. Rob Markman I would've fought Shaq.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman I would've lost.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to keep doing that.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not fighting dirty. I ain't going to lie. My
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: toothbrush up his ass. Yeah, that's crazy. And then he
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: used it? That's a big dude. Nah, that shit's crazy.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: He's a fucking bully and he knows it.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Took the whole shit in somebody's shoe and then waited
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: for them to put their foot in it. Nah, bro. Yo,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: why am I just fighting about this now? That sucks, bro.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: He sucks. I ain't going to lie. That's crazy, bro.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: He puts it under the umbrella of, oh, it's just
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: a joke. Nah, that's a little too far. What, bruh?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Doodle in my shoe? It's just a prank, bro. It's
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: just a prank.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: He used to wrestle niggas naked out the fucking locker room.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Niggas be getting out of the shower and now you
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: got a fucking seven foot shackle, you butt ass naked.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Like, bruh, get off me.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: That nigga shitting his shoes like he's a freak.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: At least my nigga Dwight was a freak in the closet.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Shackle just freaky. Nah, I'm throwing that shoe right at Shaq, bruh.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I don't care, bruh. I don't care you big. Oh
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: my God. And I just stepping in that shit, bro?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, bro. What? I swear, I will step
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: in and be like.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Because what's the thought process?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a reaction, but now you got to push...
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I took a shit and put it in his shoe.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I'm about to hit you with this Glock.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: And it's not a Glock Dookie. It's not a Glock Dookie.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: No, I might hit him with a Glock Dookie. I
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: might make one my damn self. Get back gang on 100, bro.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Hit this Glock Dookie, bro.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I don't have a headphone. F you, Corey. If y'all
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: play it, I'll be able to hear you. You go ahead, Mike.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I want to hear this now. Let's hear this shit.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: That's official.
• 30:15
  Speaker 13: This is Hall of Fame, NBA player, probably one of
• 30:21
  Speaker 13: the greatest centers of all time, Shaquille O'Neal, taking time
• 30:26
  Speaker 13: out of his day to respond to criticism of AI music.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: This is only one minute of it, though. That's more
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: than enough.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately. But it's definitely more than enough.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: We don't need the whole. Probably double what we need,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: but we'll see.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: More than double. Nothing is left.
• 30:40
  Speaker 11: They think I'm the GOAT. I tell them you're right.
• 30:42
  Speaker 11: For sure I'm a stunner. Now put some respect on me.
• 30:44
  Speaker 11: I wasn't able to sit at the table. Now they
• 30:47
  Speaker 11: want to eat with me. Go find a recipe. We
• 30:49
  Speaker 11: invested to be all the best we could be.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: It's a check for me. Don't go testing me. Ain't
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: no pressure. They showing no threats to me.
• 30:54
  Speaker 11: He like the magic. They go up and sit to me.
• 30:57
  Speaker 11: The hate, I get it excessively. The cake, I get
• 31:00
  Speaker 11: it aggressively. I don't think they get the message.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: He can't.
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: This is AI.
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: Okay, we don't got to make it seem like Shaq is.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Just a dumb freak. We don't got to do that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do it. Fuck that. He said Natasha Romanoff?
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: I'm never.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Shaq's not doing those syllables. Rob Markman, Jr.: Okay. Rob Markman, Jr.: Nah,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Rob Markman, Jr.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.: That's what I'm saying. Rob Markman, Jr.: Yeah,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: he sounded like The Rock. Rob Markman, Jr.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: Lowkey sounded like he was.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: About to jump off of the chorus.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.: So this is all because- Rob Markman, Jr.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: That sounds like that rap that white guys that don't
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: listen to rap, but that's the rap.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.: As we think they think. Rob Markman, Jr.:
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Like Shelly Roll and shit like that. Rob Markman, Jr.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: That's the same flow that he had on his- Rob Markman, Jr.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: That's his- That's not a Dex song. That is not
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: a Dex.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: He's had the same flow since he did that rap
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: album back in the early 2000s, late 90s. Same flow.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Shit ain't changed.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I just miss Kobe. I'm thinking about his rap song.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: His rap song was way better than Dex's.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: That shit was.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I listened to that shit.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: That shit was kind of hot. Wait, who was Kobe? Oh, Kobe.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Kobe was hot. Kobe was hot. He was walking on
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: that shit.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: I was through my veins in pain. We know Kobe
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: wrote that shit, right? Probably did Probably.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Did Probably did That's why he had Tyra Banks Probably
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: did Didn't go to the prom with Brandi He definitely.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Wrote that shit He had a song with Tyra Banks
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Kobe did? Yeah She was on that song?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah singing Oh.
• 32:39
  Speaker 9: Wow That's very random You know Tyra gonna come for
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: her money We can't play that.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: But it wasn't released It was like shell.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: That don't matter Well I encourage you guys That don't
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: matter To go listen to that Go.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Listen to that I'm not going to cape for the
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Tyra Banks singing in any way, shape, or form, because
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I'm just not going to do that with this platform.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: But the Kobe rapping, not that.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Not that. Who's around to, like, you know?
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Tyra Banks is still around.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: If you play his part, who's around to copyright it?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Bro, you know his wife.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: His wife.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Why does my take my 2K, bro? That's like saying
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: who's around for Marvin Gaye's copyright.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: And we keep finding out. I know, right?
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: His freaking family.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: And they're the type of niggas, as soon as we
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: start singing some Marvin Gaye, they will send it for us.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Is that Marvin Gaye's snare?
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: I hear something.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: They be too quick, bro.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: $ 50, 000. That's not like a drum that Marvin Gaye thought about.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: On the titles? Oh my gosh, bro.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Did Marvin Gaye.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Think about that snare one time? Are you wearing a beanie?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Is that a beanie? Is that a red beanie?
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Marvin Gaye did that. So yeah, it's Kobe Bryant featuring
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Tyra Banks.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: K-O-B-E. K-O-B-E.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Take some time out of your day and listen to
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: that little ditty.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: That little ditty? That little number. Oh, my gosh. Oh,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: but yeah, man. I don't know.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Why he's up there doing that.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: What's the point?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: I don't understand the point of honorary awards anyway, like
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: the honorary.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Agent, honorary sheriff. Yeah, like you're not an agent. And
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: then Kobe, not Kobe, Kobe.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Chris Brown getting that honorary thing from- from Jasmine Crockett
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: on the set. They know what they're doing.
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: It's not for the celebrity. Rob Markman, It's for the
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: optics for the person who's doing it. Obviously, with Shaq,
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: it's because of who Shaq is.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: He has a reach for black people. Rob Markman, You
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: don't got to say yes to everything though, Exactly. Yes.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: And that's the argument.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: He says yes to everything.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: To every little thing.
• 34:50
  Speaker 9: My man ain't knocking off no bag, even though I'm
• 34:53
  Speaker 9: sure he ain't getting no bag for that. My man's
• 34:55
  Speaker 9: just living off of side missions right now.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: But he's getting way too many.
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: You know what these people represent to us.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: You have to know what people are using.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Why are you doing that? The dude, Cash Patel, he
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: passed the thing. He was like, oh, yeah. The people
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: that did Beastiality.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: That was the reason that was on the list.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Nah, you straight. Yeah, you cool. Yeah, you fucking dog,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: but you good. Come on. Nah, bro. Was it a
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: dogman or a golden retriever? A Dalmatian? Put him in jail. Now,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: a gold retriever, they might put him in jail for
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: a gold retriever. A shih tzu? Hang him. A shih tzu?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: A teacup Yorkie, you animal. A Frenchie?
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, nah.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Put him in the chair, bro.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: While it was still in the bag?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: In the bag? A bulldog?
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Rottweiler? No. Well, if you did that, props to you.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: But you got that off.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: She didn't eat you. You're determined. You're strong.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: There's a place for you here.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: There's a place for you here in America. You're a
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: strong individual to get that through. Oh, my gosh, bro.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Like Lamont was saying, yeah, you can say no to
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: some things. Everything doesn't be like, yeah, I'll do it.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I keep seeing this thing in general commercials.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Like, at some point... I mean, hey... You gotta be
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: above something.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: What do you say, though?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: What do you say, though? I know, right?
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I feel like I would see him in anything.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know.
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: When somebody from that administration comes to you and they're
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: asking you something, the first thing you should do is question...
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: why they're coming to you. Not be like, oh my gosh,
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: what a great opportunity. No, nigga, they are using you.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck would.
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: Pat Patel want to make Shaquille O'Neal an honorary FBI agent?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Shaq about to block y'all too. Fuck Shaq. Fuck Shaq.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: He about to get a deal. Fuck Shaquille O'Neal. Fuck
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: his shoes.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: He about to call all y'all broke.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Fuck Papa John's. I am broke. So what? He about
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: to make another diss track on y'all, bro. Oh, man. Marco's.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Fuck that nigga's terrible ass DJ. Don't we own a
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: couple Five Guys, too? I hate Five Guys, too. I
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: ain't saying fuck Carnival. I just love a Carnival group.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: That shit's fine. You represent Carnival? Yeah, bro.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: I don't condone your action, but I ain't going to
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: say fuck you, Shaq.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Icy High and Gold Bond. Fuck Shaq, man. Fuck Shaq.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: All right, damn, yeah. My pops still be wearing Icy High.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: That's short. Right there.
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: I know where your grandmother's house is, and I'm saying
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: she got the elevator on the side of the crib.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: You can come sit right here.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: It's cool. He can't fit right there. It's cool. You
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? He say, oh, hell no.
• 37:27
  Speaker 9: Man, this nigga shaking his head now. He lying out
• 37:30
  Speaker 9: the back of his ass. If Shaq D in him
• 37:33
  Speaker 9: right now, he's like, we can record tonight.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: We will wait for you to come. Yeah, like a pilot.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: He just want to explain himself to y'all. Y'all do it? Yeah.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: I don't hate Shaq, but he do some corny shit.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: First of all, like I said, I knew Shaq was
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: a weirdo in college. He was in our girls, I
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: mean our girls, our boys' girls DM.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, Shaquille? Oh, no.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Elaborate, please.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Bro, our boy had a shorty. She was bad, too.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, that sounds crazy, man.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Don't look at me. Hey, don't look at me.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: It's okay. I would've cracked. He know what she look like.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: She was bad, bro. Like, for me, like. Too bad
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: for him.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: I will say that.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: If he's watching, if he was watching, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: She was too bad for you, bro. You scored one. Nah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: he scored one.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: That's my man.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I can say it to him. He scored one, bro.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: She was out of his league. She was out of
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: his league.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Good for him, though.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: No, hell no. All right, we're good. We're good. He
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: was out of his league. If he know, he know, bro.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: He shot out of his league for that one. Proud
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: of us to you. You're supposed to shoot out of
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: your league.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: You feel me?
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: You feel me? But, you know. We see the trauma.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: The trauma pouring out right here. He had a shot
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: with this chick and it ain't her job. No, I didn't.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't know her. I didn't know her. He showed me.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I said, you lying. I said, you ain't back, girl.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: You lying.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Swear to God.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: FaceTime her right now.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I need a proof, bro. I was like, oh, you
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: really back that.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: So that was actually his girl. That was actually his girl.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, they didn't last that long, but that was
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: actually his girl for a minute. And then he said
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: to D, he's like, yo. Why, like, look what my
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: girl just received.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: It was a DM. I'm like, is that Shaq?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Hard eyes.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Hard eyes.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, I see you in Jersey City. Let me take
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: you out, honey, or some shit like that.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I was like- Wow. Did she respond? She said no,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: but- She probably did. You never know. You know what's crazy?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I think my fiance's sister-in-law's sister got DM'd by Shaq, too.
• 39:39
  Speaker 10: See?
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: He used to be all over the place, bro. Jack
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: just running through Jersey. Yeah, bro. Jack just running through.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: He just proposed to his girl.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just proposed to my girl like two weeks ago. Oh, wow. Yeah, man.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate y'all. Appreciate y'all. We love y'all.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: We love y'all. Y'all got to say it. You know,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I got to say it.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: It's good. Donuts.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. It's good. If y'all need a DJ
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: for a word, let me know. I got you. Hey, man.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: You know, I got you, bro.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: A little price.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: It happened to my boy. Not in high school. We
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: was in college at this point. But it was my
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: boy from high school. Didn't you say? Chris Brown? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Hear this story.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Chris Brown flew her out.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Who had the same, not the same.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, different, different.
• 40:13
  Speaker 9: How about you get associated with bad joints, huh? Everybody's
• 40:16
  Speaker 9: trying to get the girls you around.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Nah, nah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: So wait, what happened?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Come on, yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: So she was a, she was, he was a singer
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: and I don't think, I don't remember if she was
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: a singer or she was just like a bad bitch.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: But, I think she was a singer too. And Chris
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Brown slid into DMs. Your homeboy was a singer. My
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: homeboy was a singer, yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: And his girl was also a singer.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I believe so. I could be wrong.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Or a possible just baddie.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: She was something that- At a bare minimum, she was
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: a baddie.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: She was something that.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: Chris Brown used out to her. And was like, yo,
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: feel me? I'm going to fly you out this weekend.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Feel me? I'm going to do a show. You're going
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: to come on and film me. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: And she was like, yo, Chris Brown's trying to fly
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: me out. Keenan thoughts.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Hopefully she went.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: She went.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: She said nothing happened though. And I was like, Keenan thoughts.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: You know you're not believing that shit. I ain't believing
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: that shit.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I ain't believing that shit worth a damn. You let
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: that happen?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Chris Brown. Let that happen?
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Hold up.
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: That was his girlfriend?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: That was his 1% girlfriend.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: Okay, so she flew out and then they were broken.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Up, right? They're not together right now, no.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: What do you mean right now?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: How soon after that did they break up? I don't
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: have the exact dates, but I know. Was it within
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: a year? No, no.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: He stayed with her for a minute. I was like,
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: did you ask? He was like, no, I didn't even ask.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: He didn't want to know the answer. I was like, shit.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: You're freaking with Chris Brown? You think he ain't crack?
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro. You see what he do on stage? Nah, bro.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro. He doing that in front of people.
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: We would have been broken up as soon as she
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: got on the plane.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: He let her go. It's over. It's over.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: He was trying to help her music career.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: She probably wasn't even a singer. I said she was
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: a singer. I don't think she was a singer.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: She was singing that night.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Probably. He's a legit singer. I ain't going to say
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: his name. He's a legit singer. Let me see his Instagram.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: DM his Instagram.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: This is a messy nigga.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Send it to the pod page. Send it right now.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I don't got no service. Can't do it.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Check to the Wi-Fi.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I got Wi-Fi. Oh, my gosh. Wi-Fi?
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: He was on the radar recently.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Or off the radar. Stop it. Stop it. Detail. Open
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: your Wi-Fi. Oh my gosh. You might get so many
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: DMs after this joke, bro. We're not going to expose it. Oh,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: that is so funny, bro. We didn't have to do
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: this right now. Yeah, we do.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Mike on the YouTube as we speak.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: Well, Mike's going to say the last four people who
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: were on there.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I almost started running down.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Was it up? Was it up? Nah, bro. Weekend with
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Chris Brown, bro.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Weekend with Chris Brown.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: If that happens to me, like, okay, I understand.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: Like, my girl want to do that.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead.
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: But we're not going to be, like... I'm not going
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: to be waiting for.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: You when you get back.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that one.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: That's... I mean... What'd she say? You know what? What'd
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: she say? Like, ain't nothing happened.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Come on, man. I mean, maybe nothing happened.
• 43:23
  Speaker 11: Maybe.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: I never asked. I know I was one that was
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: making hard jokes in the chat. He didn't find none
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: of them shits funny.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: He's never listened to Chris ever again. I would just
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: send a random text of like.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Two in one, like, what you think your girl doing
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: right now?
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: I brought it up for like a week straight until
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: I realized he's not finding this shit funny.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I was like, you know what?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Let me stop.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: They on West Coast time, bro. We're like, what you
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: think they doing right now?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: It's the night of jungle, man.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: It's even worse.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: No one else in the chat was laughing at it.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: Everybody else was like, yo, stop. See, full circle moment.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: That's the stuff we were talking about in the beginning.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Same thing, bro. What'd you do in the crash right now?
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Chill out. Uh, yeah.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I don't even have no password.
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: It just automatically connects.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, we've had shit. But that's crazy.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Shout out my nigga Gucci.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Another thing about that is, I think it's the fact
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: that it is Chris Brown, not the fact that Chris
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Brown obviously is very attractive.
• 44:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: But he also doesn't seem like a nigga that respects relationships.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: He seems like he don't give a fuck if you
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: got a girl or not. First of all, you're.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Spending two days with me and you're taking your ass
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: back to New York.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck what you got back over there.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: He don't care. You see what we be doing on stage, bro.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: That's for the performance. He got to give the performance.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: He was performing then, too. For the performance. He was
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: performing in that ass. Bro, he was performing real well, bro.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: A weekend... Weekend with Chris Brown, bro. Weekend with Chris.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: He paid for the flight.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Paid for the flight. He gave me all the accommodation.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: She probably went to the house, introduced to the kids.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Probably had a little barbecue. He introduced his kids, all right.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of questions I didn't ask.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: There was definitely kids involved.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Oh my gosh, bro. Wine and dine, bro.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Went to the studio, all that. Nah, bro. Saw the chains.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Probably went to Whataburger. Probably went to Whataburger, you know
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying?
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Took her to the Hollywood sign. Seen In-N-Out. Oh my God, yeah.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: She cooked, bro. She got cooked, bro. Damn. That's tough.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: You ain't no Chris Brown, though.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Definitely not. Yeah, I know. When he seen that, his
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: heart dropped, bro. He said, oh, no. He didn't tell her, no. Me, personally,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you're not going. I'm like, no, you're
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: not going. Chris Brown? What? Chris Breezy?
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: Chris Breezy? If she's considering going and she's like, all right,
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: you can go ahead. I'm not going to be here.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Let me come. I can't come?
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: You think you're really about to get music mentorship?
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Let me go in the studio too.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: I think I made that up. I don't think she
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: was a singer, bro.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: He's trying to make it feel better.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: I think I made that up.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think she was a singer. He probably said,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I can help you start your career. That's how they
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: be getting them, bruh.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Your career is sucking my dick.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: That career too, bruh. Oh, my God. Is it too
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: many trials?
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Too many trials.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Y'all don't believe that y'all... After you wipe your face,
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: we'll start your LinkedIn profile.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: We'll get you a ghostwriter. Oh, my God, bruh.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: I'm not balancing for that.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: You don't think your woman got the gusto to say
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: no to Chris Brown?
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: A weekend? Yeah.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: You don't think that.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: A weekend?
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: That's 72 hours.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: If you're flying out there, what are you saying no
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: to that for?
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Because I can.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: You're already going out there. Because I can. You spent
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: 72 hours.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: You might as well.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: And that's 72 hours that I've never had before.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Yo, first of all, you think after the first 24,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: you said no? He not like, get out of here?
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I'm Chris Brown. You see all these women out here?
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's trying to say it's her body, her choice, though.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Exactly. If you went the whole... Yeah, her body, her choice.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so shit could have definitely went out there and
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: spent that whole set of dollars and they.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Spread shit open. This is what I'm saying. I highly
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: doubt that. This is what I doubt.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: This is what I'm saying.
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: If you went around some companionship.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: No.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: You don't think he like making his friends?
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: No. If he wanted companionship, I would have been there
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: right next to him. No.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: You know your girl's a baddie. You know this nigga's
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: a sniper. You know this nigga is very unscrupulous, has
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: no honor.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: He has no honor.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: He has no scruples.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Nothing. Flying you out. No more. For the whole weekend. Right. Boom.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Now, if you came back early, I'm a lot more encouraged.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Because that tells me you went out there, you said no.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: And he sent your.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Ass back home.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: And he sent your ass back. Now. You stayed the
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: whole time.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: I highly doubt that if you stayed the whole time,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: you were saying no the whole time, and he was
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: just saying okay the whole time.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I believe you were saying no the whole.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Time, but I know looking at the type of nigga
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: we see that nigga is, the first time you say
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: no and be serious, he's going to be like, get
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: the fuck out. He's not going to be like, well,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: you can just keep the room.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: No, he's kicking you the fuck out.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: He's putting you on the first thing spoken.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Back to union.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe. Maybe. We don't know this.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Back to Newark Airport. We don't know this.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I can safely assess, based off his history of how
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: he treats women, that if he say no to him,
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: he's not going to continue to pay for your room.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: He's going to tell you to get the fuck out. Fast.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: You really think she was making this up? She really
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: thought he was going to be featured on this song. Man.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: If that nigga's flying you out, he's trying to crack.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: And if you're flying out to him- He don't need
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: this random IG girl to be like, yo, I need her.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: To put me on to some new shit. No. Nah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: I want you to put me on to your vagina.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: To your vagina.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Listen, the best way to get women is being around
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: fine women.
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: True.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: He's around fine women. So he's adding Jones. Yeah, he
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: doesn't need to outsource them from across the country. I
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: love this guy. He's like me. I love this guy.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: That was where we was at.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: He tried. We make it seem like she could have
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: went out there and said no. She could have said no.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: She didn't get seen that weekend. I'm just saying, if
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: she said no, she would have got her ass taken.
• 49:20
  Speaker 10: Back.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Did they have any communication while she was gone? I
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: was just about to ask that. Were they texting? Now,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: if there was zero communication. I didn't ask all that.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Are you feeling me? He doesn't have that information. No communication?
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: That's great. I told you a lot of questions went unanswered.
• 49:31
  Speaker 10: Good.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Because if I was him, I wouldn't answer any fucking
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: questions either. I would actually shut the fuck up.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: I would have took myself out the group chat. For
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: a solid month, I would have been on a nice
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: little sabbatical. Yeah, I'm on homie sabbatical.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Niggas talk about video games. I'm like, what about Chris Brown?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Anybody listen to that new thing? What about Chris Brown
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: cracking your bitch up?
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: You know what, man? I do like video games. They're
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: really popping. Oh, man, you got to shoot that nigga.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: You don't want him to take you down.
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: You trying to play another game of Manning?
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Run it.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I was trying to think of one. Is your man
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: on the flow? No, he's off the wall. Oh my gosh, bro.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Free his mental health, bro. They went down the drain
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: on that day. Oh. Anxiety through the roof.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Stop staring at that bottle of pills, man.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: You're good. Jesus. So. It's not going to help.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: I've been in the dark looking at that.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Hey, man. His music got better. He said his music
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: got better. Okay. His music got better. That's motivation right there.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know he cracked it. Y'all know I'm talking.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: About It's still up in the air who we talking about.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman I know, it could be anybody. Yo, they
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: be having everybody on there.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman Oh yeah, we talking about Max B. Yeah,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: he was on the radar.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman We talking.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: About the niggas swiping cards and playing. Rob Markman I
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: saw you singing. Rob Markman Was Antonio Brown on there?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Probably.
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: Rob Markman I seen Antonio Brown by my job fishing
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: in the Hudson.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: No lie, bro. With his kids.
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: Rob Markman What?
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Rob Markman I work right by the Hudson.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Like Edgewater. Rob Markman Edgewater, yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: Rob Markman That makes sense, but- Rob Markman And he was,
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: first of all, He looked like Antonio.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: He had the craziest fit on.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: It was like 95 degrees out. He had leather pants
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: with boots with some superhero shit on.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I'm walking. I'm like, is that Antonio Brown? Just standing here.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: And then I look over.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Him and his kids are fishing in the Hudson. I'm
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: sitting here like, yeah, let me just walk past this nigga. Corey,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: you live an interesting life. I just be seeing shit.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: You see why we have the pot, huh? That's the
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: main reason, bro.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: You saw Antonio Brown fishing in the Hudson.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: I looked at him, I was like, he said, he
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: appreciated I didn't talk to the nigga.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Yo. I know who you are. You know who you are.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: We're going to keep it pushing. You had to spend
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: some time with the kids, bro. The court told him.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Real quick. Hey, bro. I got the poles in the back.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Court mandated.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that was his baby mom, but
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: he had some.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Fine shit with him, too. I was like, damn. Oh
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: my gosh, bro. You got hurt fishing in the Hudson, too?
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: You a bad nigga, bro. You're not going to get
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: nothing in the Hudson, bro. There's nothing in there. Was
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: that one of your homeboys, girl? At this rate? It
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: might have been, bro.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Another job.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: My girlfriend was at the Hudson fishing with him.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, bro. I've seen it. I've seen it.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: You just bad luck, bro.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Can't believe what I see just now. Break up with
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: that bitch.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I got to stay away from you, bro. You bad luck, bro.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: We're all from Jersey.
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you've seen this.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Have you heard about the Jersey with? No. What's that?
• 53:16
  Speaker 10: They say that with phrases, we'll be saying, not putting
• 53:20
  Speaker 10: with in a sentence. Like, I just got done with work.
• 53:23
  Speaker 10: We'll just be like, I just got done work. And
• 53:25
  Speaker 10: they say it's crazy.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: That's a Jersey thing? I thought that was a black
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: people thing.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: No, it's both. I thought it was a Duncan thing.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: They just skip words.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: I saw that video and it was a white girl
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: that was talking about it. But it was a lot
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: of black people in the comments from other places that
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: were like, that sounds weird. How come you guys don't
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: say with?
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh.
• 53:44
  Speaker 10: See?
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like I say with all the time.
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: You say, I just got done with work?
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Or you say, I just got done working out? I
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: just got done working. No, yeah.
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you wouldn't say with working.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you just did?
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: You're not going to say, I just got done with working.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I just got done working. Yeah. Oh, yeah,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: so you don't say with. Okay, I guess I don't. Oh, shit.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: We just found out. That's a Jersey thing, really.
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: Like, I just got done with the gym instead of
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: I just got done working out.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Working out.
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: I just said done with working out.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Or I just said I left the gym. I won't
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: say I with the gym.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: I feel like that with is an unnecessary word.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: It just makes it... Yeah, not as you're saying it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I'm hearing that out loud. I'm like, that's just how...
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just done with the gym? Yeah, but no, but
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: people do talk like that.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: I'm just done with work.
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's normal.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but not as you're saying it out loud. I
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: don't say shit like that.
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't... It's like a syntax error or something
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Syntax error. It works. It's correct.
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we might be simpletons now.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But it sounds right, though.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: It does sound right, but not as you're saying it.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I just got done work.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I don't say it.
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: I just got done grocery shopping.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I just got done cooking. Oh, you know what? I
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: just got done cooking. That is kind of true. I
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: got done grocery shopping. No, that's crazy. I don't say with.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it now.
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: I just got done.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Because that with don't sound right. I just got done
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: with grocery shopping.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: It's just like too much. It's an extra word. I
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: don't need to be there. I just got done grocery shopping.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: That's filler. Yeah.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: It's like when you're writing an essay.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Like a run-on sentence. Yeah.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Like a word count.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, nah. I don't like that. He looks like KD.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: I don't like that.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Who? He said he looked like KD. I kept looking.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: He looked like KD.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, who does he look like?
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: That's why we have this KD.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, who does he look like? Nah, I get
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: a lot of lookalikes, too, though. The bad thing is
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: we share initials. Hold on. I want you to guess.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: You definitely look like the T and Tamera twins' little brother.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Tosh. That's a new one. That's a new one. That's
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: a new one you do though. The little brother from
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: the sister sister.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Smart guy. Yeah.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: I need to see a picture. I got you. They're
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: too young for smart guy. Oh, I've seen him before.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: That's a new one though. That's a new one. That's
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: a new one. Hold on. Before you say, what else?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: What else?
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: You like Hines Ward, nigga.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: That's another one. Hines Ward? Nah, he don't like Hines Ward.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I'm half Filipino, so he's Filipino. I'm about to say,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: you definitely got some Asian in you. Yeah, I'm half Filipino.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: I definitely got some Asian in me.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Yo, nah. Hines Ward, OD. I don't know. Any more guesses?
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I get Kyler Murray a lot. Ah, yeah. And he
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Filipino too? No, he's Asian. I think he's some Asian,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: but I don't know what it is.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: He might be South Korean.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: He might be Korean.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's another Asian, but I don't think he's Filipino.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: But I get Kyler Murray. I can see that. Y'all
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: know who Smooth Gio is? Who the hell is that?
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: If you look up pictures of Smooth Gio, y'all going
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: to be like, oh yeah, that's the... He's like a YouTuber.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: I get that a lot.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: I landed... I was in... Yeah. Ah, okay. Yeah. That's you. Yeah,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: that's him. I don't know if you can see that joke.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do look like him. He's from Florida and stuff.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: You ever seen the- What the hell? Yeah, he got
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: locked out of nowhere.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: That don't look like him?
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: You look like one of them niggas. You look like
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: you would be in Mindless Behavior. Definitely do.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Nah, low key. One of them dudes, though. You got
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Anthony Simons. Oh, Anthony Simons. Yeah, I see that. I
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: get that a lot.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: I get that a lot. This nigga, you look, obviously,
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: you know, you look better than this nigga, but this
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: nigga is strange.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you. This is strange looking.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: It's like his face is like squint-shaped and small.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Somebody took like, Like a photo shot where they just
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: pinched it in.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: His face too little for his head? Yeah.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: It's too much real estate.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: I told you about his.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: I said, now that he's in shape, his face don't
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: match his body. I mean, I guess, but I never
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: thought of it like that. He said, don't diss my doppelganger.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: That's my twin bro.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: No, it's bad.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: I remember.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I remember I went to Florida like a year ago
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: and it was 8 o'clock in the morning. It was like, yo,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: you Smooth Gio? I said, come on, bro. It was
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: 8 a.m., bro. Because he's from like that area.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: And then literally, me and my girl, we went to
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: the supermarket and they was like, yo, you Smooth Gio.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, bro. I literally just stepped down
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: into Florida and now they just called. I'm like, yo, nah,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: it's bad. Oh, I finally figured out.
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: You know who you look like?
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Ron Harper Jr.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: No, no, I get Dylan Harper, too.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: They thought that. We get that a lot. I ain't
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: going to hold you. I ain't going to hold you.
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: Yo.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Ron Harper Jr. Ron Harper Jr., yeah.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: I think it was a hard guess.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Ron Harper Jr.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think Ron Harper Jr.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Did it.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: I passed an exam because the teacher thought it was
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Ron Harper Jr.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: No fact. No bullshit. She just gave me a B.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, shit.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: I see it.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: I can see it. Yeah, that's actually really good.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: She was like, don't you play basketball?
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah. She was like, what are you
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: doing here? Aren't you going to draft it? What are
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: you doing here? I was going to say you look
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: like Fanu. Phantom. Phantom? Oh, Phantom? He looks like Phantom. Yeah,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: he do. No, he does not. Yeah, he do. He
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: does not. He looks like Phantom with dreads. He do
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: kind of got a big nose.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: He do not look like Phantom at all.
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: He's the non-Dominican Phantom.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I'm about to say.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: They say I look like that dude from Snowfall.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: What's his name? Oh, Leon. Leon. That's the most disrespectful.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I don't like that one. It looks like somebody punched. No,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: the one with the cornrows. He has the afro. Leon,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't like that one. I didn't like that one.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: It looked like somebody punched his face in. I don't
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: like that one. I don't like that one. Which one
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: is it? Yeah, he definitely looked like somebody just pushed
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: the middle of his face in. I don't like that one.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: You know when you clay, put the face down a
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: little bit? I didn't like that one.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't like that one one bit.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: It looked like somebody took his chin and his eyebrows and.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Went like this. Somebody did thought it was Dylan Harper though.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I can see that.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: But I'm not 6'5. Like, it's crazy. People don't know height.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: People really don't know height. That's how a lot of these, like, oh,
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: I'm 6'7.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: You're 5'10.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: But you know what's crazy? I was playing in, all right,
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: this is going to sound wild. So, like, I'm half Filipino.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: And I don't know if y'all know, they have, like,
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Filipino basketball leagues.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: I heard, yo, Filipino niggas be hooping for real.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, they love it. They love it more than anything, bro.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: They just don't got the height for it.
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: You ever see Manny Pacquiao play basketball?
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Shoot that hole like this. But he tries hard as.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: I see him engage in rampant homophobia, though.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: They ain't used to all that out there.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Because they be disguising out there. You know, they got
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: the lady boys. They got used to it.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: They got the all-boy boys. Not like that shit. You
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: can't really tell for real.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: I said, that's where the lady boys is at.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: They really can't tell. I'm a lady boy.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: But go ahead.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: So I was playing in the league. in the Filipino league.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: You can't just say the league. No, no, no. It
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: was over there? No, no. It was in Jersey City.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: We was just playing. I haven't played basketball in that long.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: They was like, yo, you went to Rutgers, right? I
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I went to Rutgers, Newark. He's like, yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, your brother was in the NBA.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, No, that's not me. But I'm like,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I guess. He's bailing? I mean, I guess. But yeah,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: it gets a little crazy. I ain't going to lie.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: It could be a little tad racist.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: I got checked a lot when I was younger because
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: I'm half. What do you mean checked? They'd be like,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: I need your birth certificate before you play the game.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, I have to bring my birth certificate. Oh,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: because it's a Filipino league.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, and they don't want... You have to have some
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: form of Filipino in you or a relative. Oh. Oh, wow.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: So it's not mandatory, but a lot of people are-
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: One drop rule?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They're very competitive. So they think we have an
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: advantage because I'm half black. They be throwing me lobs
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: and stuff. I'm like, yo, I can't dunk.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: Just because I'm half black don't mean I can dunk.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: LeBron!
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: No, bro.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: It's not going there. Don't you have? Go get it.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: They be like, yo, Darius, Darius, go dunk in layup lines.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, I can't dunk.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: How tall are you?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: I'm like 5'10.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: So you might be the tallest one.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Nah, they do have a six foot and under league,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: so I'd be playing center sometimes.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, what? Six foot and under to make it even.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: So if you want to watch these games, you can.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: There's a bunch of 5'7 niggas.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Yo, it'd be like 37U football, bro. They'd be like
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: old as hell. Oh my gosh, bro. It'd be crazy.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Just straight guard, dribbling around. I'd be having to play
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: center and stuff.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: Bring the ball, all that. 5, 10 centers. 5, 10
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: centers getting boys out here.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Pushing the paint.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: And they'd be protesting. They'd be like, nah, need to
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: show his paperwork. We're not playing until you see his paperwork.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, bro.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, my mom right here. My mom right here.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Like, oh my gosh, bro. It used to be bad.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: They put a Filipino star on his jersey.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh, bro. No dunking, boy. And they used
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: to tell me. They used to be like, oh, yeah,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: they got a black kid on their team. I'm like, yo,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: come on, bro. Like, why not? Like, yeah, you going
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: to guard him? I'm like, I mean, of course. But, like,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: come on, bro. Why are you telling me that? Like,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: I don't care. Like, oh, my gosh. You used to
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: be bad, bro. You can't keep up with the word. Yeah.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Man, bro.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: That nigga on his team. That's a pretty good accent.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: They was like, how do you make Machado?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Yo, bro. It used to be bad, bro. Oh, man.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Shout out to the Filipinos, though, man. Shout out to
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: all the Filipinos. The motherland. Shout out to Gucci.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 10: And we got some questions from the Discord for us. Oh,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 10: I love the questions, bro. For all of us being here.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Shout out to all the beaters and blickers in the Discord.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the beaters and blickers. I love them. Shout out
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: to y'all, man.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 10: Someone said, what's something from a TV show, could be animated,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 10: that you wish was acceptable in real life?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: I need an example because what do you mean by that?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Like a rule?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: It just says something that's acceptable.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: The first thing that comes to mind is the fact
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: that they don't change clothes. That's a great one. It's
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: extremely acceptable. Even as a kid, I'm like, why do
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: they do that?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: But I guess.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: Nobody's going to keep redrawing different clothes.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Different outfits. That's a lot. I like that. Just straight default.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: I know exactly what I'm wearing every day.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Exactly. The same thing. The same fit every single day?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 9: You just got to make sure that your default fit
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: is a good fit.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: The only person who didn't go to sleep in a
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: fit was Hey Arnold. He would put pajamas on, but
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: he would wake up and put the same fucking fit on.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie. I would want their durability.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Because they be going through everything. They be going through everything.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: Spongebob could get ripped in half and he good the
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: next day. I would just do a lot of wild
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: stuff if I had the little tune versus durability low key.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: The tune force? I'm jumping off the Empire State Building
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: first thing. No fall damage. I'm good. I'm jumping.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: With Spongebob, I just wish it was acceptable to be
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: able to live in the house off a fracking salary. Yeah.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Joe. They got a crib.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: You can take up a step further and be Patrick.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: He ain't got no job.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Living under a rock. Enjoying that rock, bro.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Bikini Bottom Welfare.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: He had a TV made out of sand, bro. I'm
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: about to say, he had shit in that house, though.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: But he can make a lot of stuff in that house.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: The Bikini Bottom Welfare check is good because he was
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: able to afford a fucking 3AM Krabby Patty every day.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: You can do whatever you want. 3AM Krabby Patty, bro. Squibber, too.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: Squibber had the biggest house.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: He did. Yo, two stories. Two stories. I mean, art
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: on the wall.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: It looks like it, too.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Clarinet. Yeah, clarinet. I think they both had garages.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: Neither one of them had a garage.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Patrick had a kitchen, though.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: SpongeBob had a garage.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: He had a garage door.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Really? Where? You don't remember? In the back.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: He had a garage in the back.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Wait, Tom. I don't remember the garage.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: He don't even drive.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: First of all, he had the dungeon in the basement.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: See, he had a garage.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Back of a pineapple. He had a garage. He had
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: the library in his crib too. He did.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: He did have a library.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: A library.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: Yo.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: An archaic library. A haunted library.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: Yo.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: He had an observatory at the top.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: With the ladder joint. He had the Vatican library down there, bro. Oh,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: my gosh. Yeah.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: So the bikini bottom currency is fucked up.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh, bro. Same thing. Cheese came from a
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: different atmosphere. It had a whole dome.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 10: True.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Nah, you know what? That's a good answer, too, bro.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: They got good welfare programs.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Socialism is strong in Bikini Bottom.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's strong down there, bro.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, food stamps will take you a long way in
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: Bikini Bottom.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of any more. I'm thinking something
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: of those, too. What about not animated? We're watching Sopranos.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: They say every slur in there. He wants to bring
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: it back. You can say whatever you want. You don't
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: get in trouble. You can just get it off and
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: it'll be all right. Now, they're doing a good job, though,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: because I haven't said that word in a while, bro.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Which one? The main one. The main one, bro. I
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: said it. My skin started calling me, oh, shoot. Like, dang.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: I know the word.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: It doesn't have that effect on me.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: You just throw it out there? It's normal. I mean,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: when we was kids, we used to throw that down
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: like it was nothing, bro, because it meant something else.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: The R word, the F word, or the N word?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: I'm so confused about the words.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: I'm about to say, I don't know where we're going.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know which word you're talking about. The R word,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: the F word, or the N word? I'm talking about F.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: We need not delve deeper.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, that's true.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Make them guess. I got another question. Oh, there you go. Good, good. Question.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: What's y'all's least favorite genre of people?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: Genre of people?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 10: I hate people that ask so many questions this isn't
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 10: supposed to be a racist question.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: Oh I was about to I said some racist shit
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: you hear me I didn't even listen to the camera
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: the mic's mine what he said like a person that
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: asks too many questions.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: A person that asks so many questions bro like just.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: Talk too much like you can clearly see that I'm
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: not not even talking back you just.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: And they just they just trying to fill the void
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: of silence oh I don't like that here but now
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: the questions oh my gosh that'd be irritating me bro
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: just so many questions about just Oh, what's this, dad
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: and third?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: How you get there? I'm like, oh, no, please, bro.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Just stop, bro. I'm done, bro.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my girl, shout out to her.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 10: Earlier today, I used like a measuring cup or two
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 10: measuring cups. And when she was putting them away, she
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 10: was like, oh, what did you use these for?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Just screaming upstairs. And I'm like, why? Why? Why do
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: you need to know? Why does that matter?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: She just wants to know if you were baking and
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: where's the cake?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Make some rice.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 7: Like, I'm working.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Please. I'm working down here.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I just didn't even use them. I just, I
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 10: put water in them and I just need them to dry.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 10: And I was like, that was a lie.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Yo. He's don't feel like answering you.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: That's the quickest way to end the conversation.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: He's just trying to get through, bro. I get it.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: A group of people, a genre of people that comes
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: to mind. I don't like bumper sticker people.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 10: Ooh.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: My mom. Wow. Great pulls, bro.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: People who communicate through bumper stickers. Like, one bumper sticker
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: is cool.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Two, all right.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: If you have like five, 10, 15, 20. If you're
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: just communicating with the back of your car.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know how many kids you have
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: in the family. You're annoying. I hate seeing that one.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Baby on board. New driver. I think they need to
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: put that on though.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: That's annoying.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Isn't that mandatory? The baby on board? No. No. Mandatory?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: I thought it was just make sure. Chill out, bro.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: I got kids.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: I'll be swerving through shit without knowing. It's official.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: I got a baby seat in the back and weed
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: in the console.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: I'm just moving.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: No baby in the car.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Wow, bro.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: And to double down on it, to make it even worse,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: if it's a bumper sticker person with a Subaru, I
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: hate you even more.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's always a Subaru.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 7: So you just don't like lesbians.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: I don't like lesbians. I already hate you.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 10: If bumper stickers on a Subaru or on a Prius,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 10: I got a lesbian. A possible breaking news on some
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 10: lesbian car update. There's some lesbians in my neighborhood. They
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 10: have two Chevy Blazers.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Chevy Blazers?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: And there was a third one parked in front of
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: their house. And I said, is this the new lesbian mobile?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Chevy Blazers? Was that one of their friends?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Lesmobile?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: I think so. Lesmobile.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: I've only seen lesbians.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe they are giving out discounts.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 7: I think they're striking out.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: And they're Caucasian?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 10: So I think they got a Chevy Blazer. They're incorporating
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 10: that now.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe there's like an upgrade, 2026.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: That might be.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Because it looks Subaru adjacent.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: So it's like a small kind of TV.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 7: I was like, ah.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: They work at a Chevy dealership. I was about to say,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: they got a good deal with that one. It's like
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: a two-seater. You lesbian? I got you. I got you
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: with a great car. There you go. I sold this
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: to the last one last week. Shit. Get rid of
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: these Johns, bro.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 7: All right, next question.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 10: Someone said, I love listening to Japanese city music. I
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 10: guess they mean like Japanese city pop. I believe that's
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 10: the name of the genre, but what is.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Racist.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Is it because he's Asian? Yeah, racism, bro.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's crazy. Look at me back, quick. That's crazy.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: They're like, do you listen?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: They said they like Japanese shit.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: You like Japanese shit?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Yo, you like that Chinese shit?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: You like that Chinese shit, too? You know what the
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: craziest joke I got when I was a kid, bro?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: They got tired of calling me Jackie Chan in eighth grade,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: so they used to call me Sue Young, bro.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: The little girl from Rush Hour? They used to be like, nah.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: They used to call me Sue, bro. Yo, Sue. I'm like, ah.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: They used to call you Anybody Asian.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Anybody Asian, but Jackie Chan got too old, bro.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: God damn.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Asians.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Wait. There's still a question. Yeah. Go, go, go, go, go. No,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with anything.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: There's this show on Netflix called Dang.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: It's about these Asian siblings. It's pretty funny. Y'all should
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: check it out. That's all.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I'll watch it. Oh, no Asian hate.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: The question said.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 10: The question said, what is your favorite genre of music
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 10: to listen to that is uncommon for people and environment
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 10: you surround yourself with?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Country. Country? Oh, fuck no. I ain't going to lie.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: I like country. I like country too. You be trying.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I like country too. Yo, country is like R &
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: B music, but for the white folk.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: It's literally just R & B with a twang.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: It's literally R & B with a twang. If you
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: listen to the lyrics, they talk a lot about trucks
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: and tractors. Not all of them. Not all of them.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: I don't listen to the truck country. I don't listen
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: to the Kiss Your Cousin country. country, but like a
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: lot of country is just R & B.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Huh? No, no. I don't do KKK country. The KKK country,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: when you start hearing the banjo. I don't hear no banjos.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: That's bluegrass. I don't do bluegrass.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Like that one Boondocks episode. Uncle Ruckus.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: Uncle Ruckus.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Gobble, jiggle, monkey.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: There we go. Country music's really not that bad, bro.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Country music's some good shit.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: It's good. I believe y'all.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: I want to find out.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? Uh, I didn't know it was
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: most people. Rascal Flats, bruh. Ooh, come on now. Come on, bruh.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Come on now. You know some good country.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: You know some good country. Every long lost dream led
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: me to where you are.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: That's a good song.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Come on, bruh. I know that song.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: I miss me, baby.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: I know that song.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Cooper to country singer. My boy, Adrian.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: He's a country singer now? Yeah, he's a country singer now.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: What song did he- Wasn't he just rapping? No, he
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: was always a country singer. You're talking about the one
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: that- No, not black Adrian.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Adrian Nunes. Oh, he's white. You know, he's Spanish. Oh,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: I know Nunes.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: I know Nunes.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: He's talking about the dude on TikTok. The light-skinned dude
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: on TikTok. He played at Michigan.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Now he's a country singer.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Really? He was with that white girl. That dude, they
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: did TikTok. Carson Rooney. If you see a picture of him,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: you know who he is. I promise you. This dude. Yeah,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: that dude. Low Roll. There we go. That's the song.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: Low Roll.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Adrian Nunes. Shout out to Adrian.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: He's a country singer now.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: You know Breeland? Breeland. That name rings a bell. He
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: got a song. You got a song with Sam Hunt?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he got a song with Sam Hunt.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't hear that.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: Don't touch my truck.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: You know, I think I heard that on TikTok probably.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's from here. Shout out to him, bro. I
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: like the emo music, though. I be bumping it. That's
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: worse than country. By myself? Nah. I'm hard on it.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Panic at the Disco? Yeah. That's not emo. Panic? You
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: feel me? That's not even emo. That's super emo.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: That is not emo.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Panic at the Disco. Panic is emo. It's emo-ish.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 10: Nah.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: I listen to The Fray.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 9: Emo, Panic at the Disco ain't singing about cutting themselves.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: That's not all. That's not what emo is? That's what
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: I thought it was. I thought it was very dark.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: That's not all it is.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 7: It pops up that they're emo.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Are they really?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good emo.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 7: Pop, punk, emo, that's like the same thing.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: What's The Fray? Pop, punk is not emo.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: I mess with The Fray.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 7: The Fray is not emo.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll turn it around. Evan Essence is emo.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: Evan Essence is not Panic at the Disco.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: You think that's the only people that are evil?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: I'm saying that's a big difference between rock music.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Yo, they're in the videos, black makeup on, black hats.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: That's evil. A lot of rock music.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: You know what's crazy?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 7: I type in Evanescence, and emo is not one of
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 7: the things that pop up.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: See?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: If you're looking at Wikipedia, it would be wrong.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 7: It says gothic metal, gothic rock.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Gothic is damn near emo. If you're going to say gothic,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: that's emo. No, it's different.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 7: There's a difference between gothic and emo.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is the difference between gothic and emo?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: They're branching off a little bit too much, bro. There
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: actually is a difference. A difference. A difference. I just
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: don't know what it is. Exactly.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: I put them in the same thing, but apparently emo
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: and gothic are the same.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking... I don't even know what gothic music sound like, bro. Yeah,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: hold on to Reptar, bro. Hold him tight.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: I said the most craziest thing I listen to sometimes,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 6: I listen to some hardcore metal.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it loves me. Interesting. Okay, that's not like screaming, right?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: When are you getting your metal bag?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: At the gym?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Sometimes when I'm driving.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: Because I can just turn that shit up really loud. Yeah,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 6: so I listen to some metal while I'm driving.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: That's not the screamo, right? That's where they be screaming?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: It's like.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: That's not what I thought. That's grunge? Is that grunge?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 6: No, that ain't grunge. Grunge is like late 90s rock.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: I heard one song. They said talk about cutting off
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: somebody's balls.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: This song is about bleeding... From your car. That's what
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: I said. That's what I said. It was that one.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: It was that one. And them security guard niggas was like, huh?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: I should have called out today. Oh, hell no. He
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: was like, that's not funny.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 6: Nah, like, you should all listen to like, you can't
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 6: even understand what they're saying.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: That's what Rachel used to play in the mornings.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 7: Shout out to Megadeth.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: I would say.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: The one, probably the thing that's probably not most common, lately,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: I want to say the past week or two, I
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: would listen to a lot of Brazilian jazz.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Okay. Ooh, that's very foreign. That's a good bag. Brazilian jazz.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good for when I'm working or when
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: I'm doing segments and stuff.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: It's like calm. Oh, yeah. But it's like a nice
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: little vibe. I mess with that.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 7: Some Bossa Nova almost.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Bossa Nova, Samba. Yeah.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Latin jazz, like Brazilian jazz, yeah.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Because he likes his music to have words in it.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: I think, does it have words?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Or is it just a beat?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Well, sometimes, I mean.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 10: Sometimes there'll be some Portuguese ramblings.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. I got the panin, my nigga, and I'm
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: a potapa.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: They could be saying anything like, you's a stupid monkey, nigga.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: This shit's fire. I like that shit. Wow. So easy going.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: I'm real calm listening to this one.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Racist make me feel good about it.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, yo. I didn't even know that was a genre. Yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: I've been noticing as I get older, I'm starting to
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: like a lot of music more, or I listen to
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: more music that don't have any words.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 7: Just chill music.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like as I've gotten older, I've started
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: liking weirder things. I started liking baseball. Ah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: You call baseball weird? I'm not that weird. Not weird,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: not weird, but like- 237.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: Because baseball is like a long game.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: There's no time limit. You could be there for four
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: hours just watching them just do that.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: Getting into baseball at a later age.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some- That's cool. I watch hockey now. Word? Yeah.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Hockey is entertaining though.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 6: It is?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: It's kind of lit. It's hard to follow for me.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Because the puck is so small. That's facts.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: I ain't going to lie. It's hard to see that puck, bro.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: I tried for a month when I was a kid.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: I was like, I couldn't know where the dunk was at, bro.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Wait, what'd you say? Sorry, man. I was watching the U.S.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 10: Open.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: I was fucking with the tennis shit on the U.S.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: Open.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, I only watched it hard. I'm like, okay.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Only watching the Cocoa Golf, though. That's the only reason. Yeah.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 10: Only thing that's wrong with tennis, or only problem with
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 10: the tennis majors is those matches can be like five hours.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't know it would be that long.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 7: So it's like.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: I haven't touched golf.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: I just now started to understand the scoring system.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: It's not like Wii Tennis? No. It's not like Wii
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Tennis with the 15?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: No, it is. It is, but I was like, what
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: does it take to win a match or whatever?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 7: Oh, like the games and the sets.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: Game, sets.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: It's like the first to 45, right? Technically, yeah. For
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: the set. For the set, and then you got to
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: win two out of three sets, right?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: Or I think it's four out of six.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 7: No, three out of five for a major, or it's
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 7: two out of three for non-major.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: And then you got to keep going like this. You
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: got to keep going.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: If it ties up or something like that, you're just.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Like, wait.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: You got to win two rounds before that bracket is.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: What? So, like, if it's tied.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 6: Breaking down the rules?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: If it's tied, like, 40 to 40, like, you got
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: to get.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Advanced and then.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 7: It's like win by two.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. So, that's why it could be going forever.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: That's why it's deuce and then it's advantage, advantage. Oh, okay.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: Now that makes sense. Because I'm like, wait. Like, if
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: you win, like, two games, shouldn't you be. Win by two.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: That makes sense. That makes sense.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: It's only win by two if it's both tied up.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 6: If you tie it 40.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: 40, 40.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 7: Which is a deuce.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Which is a deuce. No, I'm not in the
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: tennis bag yet. But, like, I've gotten. I've been watching
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: a little bit of, like, the highlights and stuff. I'll
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: be honest. That's all you really need. I'll only watch
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: it when I'm better on it.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: I used to play Top Spin.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: I've been on shit that I don't even know nothing about,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: but now I'm watching it. You used to play the games.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: I'm nice at pickleball, though. I haven't gotten to it yet. True.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: Me and my girl, we went to Dominican Republic two
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: years ago. We played there, and then we came back
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: and played every.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Single day, bruh. Yeah.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 7: Locked in like that. Pickleball.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Every single day, just pickleball is ruining my life.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: They took my favorite. Huh? What?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: They took my childhood basketball court, turned it into a
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: pickleball gym.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: And then my childhood basketball gym, and now my childhood
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: basketball court, they turned it into an outside pickleball.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: The dump trucks came in, break that junk up, bro.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 9: Bro, this last cruise was the first cruise I've been
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 9: on that didn't have a basketball court and it had
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 9: a pickleball court.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Yes, I don't want any black people on
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: this boat. You know what's crazy?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: I wanted a cruise that had a basketball court, but
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: you had to swipe to play an arcade game.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: It was weird. It was like they had a little
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: mini game, but it was like a half court and
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: it was like a mini game.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: So I was like, you have to shoot from three
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: or something like that and you get scores and you
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: have to swipe your card in.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 6: Rob Markman Yeah, they said, you niggas ain't playing full court.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, what's going on?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 9: Rob Markman Sound like you was at an activity at
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 9: Six Flags trying to win a fake jersey.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: I think it was Norwegian or something like that.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: If you nice on the cruise, you dead nice though.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that wind, bro. Rocking on the boat.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: That wind, that sun in the middle of the ocean.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: I went on one last year. I went on one
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: last year. Yeah, bro.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: You hooping on the boat?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: First game, I was like, ah, I was hooping. Like,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: lay something crazy. The next five games, I'm sitting here.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 11: Like.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: But you're not up in the atmosphere. Like, what you mean?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: You're just on a boat. That sun was cooking me, bro.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: Like, if there's no clouds, that sun is just beaming.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, literally.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: I was with a bunch of Floridas, Tennessee... I'm like, yeah, good.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: They're like, yeah, this is regular. I'm like, yo, I'm
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: from Jersey. It's not regular, bro.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: It's not this hot, bro. It's not regular. This is
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: not regular. They ain't chilling. No regular. No pun intended.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: One dude recognized me. He's like, yo, don't you do
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: I couldn't hear what he was I was so tired,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: I couldn't hear what he was saying. He said, don't
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: you do a concert?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, huh? Do I do concerts? Rob Markman
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: That's how you know he was about to die.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: Rob Markman He said, content. Don't you do content?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, content? I'm like, yeah, little nigga. Rob
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Markman Yeah, that's me. Fuck out of here, nigga.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: Tell him about the other guy.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Get the medic. Get the fuck out of my way.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Don't you see? Rob Markman Yo, he got smacked by
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: a dude that wasn't born, too. Rob Markman I got
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: smacked in the club. Oh, Bob.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Not in the face, though.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: Not in the face.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: I believe it's game, was it game three or game four?
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: Nicks played the Cavs. I think it was game three.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Mm-hmm. I'm like, yo, the Knicks is winning.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: Let's go out. It's like, so we leave in the bar.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: A bar in Franklin is in the Jersey City. So
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: we leave in the bar, and I'm walking ahead of
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: the people that I'm with. But I'm like, I go
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: to this bar all the time, so I'm chilling. I'm
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: on my phone, looking down, and all I hear is,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: what's up, boy? And I see the hand, but I'm
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: not thinking this for me. Boom, right in my chest.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: He big show slapped him, bro.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: Did you notice, nigga? So my first reaction was, I
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: have to know this nigga.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Because who the.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: Hell just comes up to me and smacks a nigga
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: you don't know? So my first reaction was like, he
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: smacked me. First, he took the wind out of me.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: So I'm like, it was good, bro. So I dapped him.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: That was my first reaction to dap him.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: It was good, bro. And I'm looking at him. We
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: look at each other dead in the air. I'm like.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: I dead don't know you. Why'd you smack me, nigga?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman I was like, yo, why'd you smack me, bro?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Was it like mistaken identity? Rob Markman No, no, no.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: He knew who I was. I didn't know who he was.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman Oh, wow.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman He was like, so I look at him like,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: why'd you smack me? I dead don't know. He goes, podcast.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: You know the vibes. Rob Markman Nigga, nigga, you know
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: the vibes. Rob Markman Thank God nobody walked up to
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: me like that, bro.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: Rob Markman Nigga, you could've got got.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman I said, hi, would it have been good enough? Man,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: the Knicks was one podcast. You know the vibes. I
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: was like. Knicks was one podcast. I was like, much love, bro.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: Walked away. I was like, mother.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's one thing that come with the podcast shit.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: People think they know you. Oh my gosh, bro. It's different.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: Thank God I didn't get that reaction, bro. Like, yo,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: I fucked with the pot. I was like, yo, good
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: luck to my guy. But it's crazy. I never got
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: that though. He was drunk, heavy handed. Ah, okay. I'm like, ooh.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: Nobody fucked up to you yet in public? Nah, some
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: people walk up, but like, a couple kids asked for
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: a picture one time. Oh, that's dope.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: So I was like, I got that. He got the assault.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: He got assaulted. He got that side of the fan base.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: Or the supporters, bro.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: I'm so mad. I'm sitting there like, When he told
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: me that, I was dying, bro. I was like, no way, bro.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: He got smacked.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 9: After that, I'm like, hey, yo, I'm just going to
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 9: let you know this. Next time you do see me,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 9: don't ever do that again.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: It was so quick.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: I just thought, you just have to know a nigga
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: that can do that, too. So in my head, and
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: I seen, when I walked in, I seen one of them,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: I don't want to call him a big homie, but
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: I seen a nigga that I know that's like, oh, jeez.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, that's probably him that smacked me, because
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: I seen him on the way and didn't say nothing
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 5: to him. And now I'm on the way out.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: And he's seeing me. So I'm like, in my head,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's the homie.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: Got to be him, yeah.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: No, it's not even you. Not even me.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: He seen me and gave me a hug.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Like, you smacked me. What's wrong with y'all niggas? Like,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: how was that, like, first interaction? Like, first thought, like, smack?
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: And the way I was holding my phone, like... You
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: could have dropped it. Shattered it. No, no. He got me. Like,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: he kind of, like, got it perfect where he missed my...
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: He got it where he.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: Missed my phone, missed my face.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: He got me right in the middle. Like, the aim
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: was perfect with it.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 6: He was in the Mark Hamlin zone.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: Like, any lower. Because Hart could stop. Any lower, he
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: would hit my phone. Any higher, he would smack my face.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: He's in that zone.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: Good accuracy, bro. I think I was locked in. Don't
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: want to fight that guy. Peace to him real quick, bro.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: He was too confident with it, too. I was like, mm-mm. Nah, bro.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Next time you say hi, you got it.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: We always got that friend, though, that little violent friend
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: that when he sees you, he's just like, it's like
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: a real aggressive dap and like a smack in the back.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: Like, nah, he's like, hell no, bro. We see what
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: type of character that guy is. No, I'm not. We
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: don't got no aggressive dappers.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: I'm like that.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: When we used to sit next to each other on
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: the bar, every time.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: I would laugh, I'm like... Slapping him in the leg.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: I do it on purpose, though. You're definitely hitting me.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: You know what? You kind of like that. No, but
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: I do it on purpose, though. I do it on purpose.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 6: No, no.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: He walked in the car, smacked the hell out of me.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: He said, bro, I didn't hit you that hard, bro.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: He got heavy. If you don't see this, he got
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: fat fingers. I knew what I did, though. Big ass
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: mitts right here, bro. But I knew what I did, though.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: You know, some niggas do by accident. Like, yo, you mad?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: But I knew when I hit him. It was supposed
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: to hurt a little bit.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: It was like that nigga that owned the Clippers where
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: he didn't leave.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: He'd be right on his thigh. My dad like that, bro.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: My dad would tell the story. My dad would tell
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: the story. He'd be hitting the shit out of me.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, bro, chill, bro. I'd be like, yo, stop.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: My dad one time. I ain't going to lie. I
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: don't know. I had to be like, not even like
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: 10 years old. My dad was taking a nap.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Oh boy.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: And then I go to wake him up. I go like, yo, dad,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: this nigga get up immediately.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: Like, he'll be like three, four straight in the arm.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, what's going on? Your dad went to
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: jail too? He's like, his dad went to jail. That's
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: why he in. He's like, I had a flashback. He's like,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I was like, hey, yo. You can't
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: touch your dad from behind. You can't sneak up on cuz, bro.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: You can't sneak up on me, dude.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: Your dad got untold stories.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Nah, my dad punched me one time. He aired me out.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: My dad's tall. My dad's like 6'6, bro. God damn.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: What happened to you? My mom's 5'4. He's not Filipino.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: I say this all the time.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: Dylan Harper is living my life. That is a... Big
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: height gap. I know.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 6: They're Filipino too, right?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have Filipino. His mom five foot, his dad
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: six six. You're kind of lucky.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: You kind of split the difference. You're kind of lucky
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: you got the five.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: I know. I was like, thank God. You won the
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: gene pool. His kid's going to be like seven foot. Yeah, facts. Nah,
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: you know, I take the L for my kid, bro.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: It's all good, bro. It's all good, Junior. It's all good, Junior.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: She's like five seven.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: I got a chance. I got a chance. I got
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: a chance.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: Might break six foot the first one.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: The six six got to be somewhere. It's somewhere. It's somewhere.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know where it is. It's somewhere.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: That shit is diluted.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: It's diluted. You might get a six two.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: Amaral St.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: Brown.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. John Brown.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: You can only cut it so many times. They stepped
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: on that shit like Steph Curry kid.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 6: You can only cut it so many times.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: They done cut the dope. The dope was too stepped on.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: Wait, what happened to Amaral?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 6: Wait, y'all don't know about his parents?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. Did you say he be kissing
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: his parents? I don't think that's what they're talking about.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: That's something different.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he kisses his dad in the office at college.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: Like Tom Brady, bro. I believe it. They're weird.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 6: His dad purposely breeded. That's the only word I can
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 6: really use. He purposely reproduced with their mother to create
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 6: athlete children. He was like, I'm going to have athlete kids.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: Y'all know that St.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 6: Brown's not their last name, right?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 7: It would just be Brown.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 6: It would just be Brown, but he was like, yo,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 6: I want a last name that would sound good for athletes.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: He named him that.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: So he's just nuts.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: He's out of his fucking mind.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: But he's a genius. But honestly, it's genius because that
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: name is hard. Amon Roth, Frank Brown.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: So he just added that. And his brother's name is Equinemius.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: All his siblings are obvious, right? Yeah, I think they
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: all play football. I think one of the brothers' name
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: is Equinemius.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: How the fuck do you spell that?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: Sound it out. That's how you spell it. What the... E-Q... Nemesis.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 7: Ah, I didn't get it.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: Almost.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 6: He was literally on their podcast with them.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, switch those two. So it's E-Q... E-Q-U-A-N-I-M-E-O-U-S.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: That's the shit where they just shook up the Scrabble letters.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: It just landed. Whatever happened, that's his name. Use these letters.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? People be messing up my name
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: all the time. I feel bad for that kid.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: I remember some kid told me when I was in
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: second grade, he's like, yo, I would never be able
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: to say your name right.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: How do you spell your name? It's D-A-R-R-I-S, but people
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: call me Darius. But it's Darius. It's Darius. Yeah.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: But some kid told me he would never be able
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: to say my name right, so I just stopped correcting
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: people at that point.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: Well, I kind of experienced that same thing because- Mike?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: I used to go by my middle name.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. My middle name's DeHaven.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: And so I would say, well, my middle name's DeHaven.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: They'd be like, oh, David? I'm like, I don't know.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think you listened to anything I just said.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He said Mike.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 6: Mike. You heard what you wanted to hear.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: We got another question?
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we had another music question. It said, do y'all
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 7: laugh when y'all hear Finito?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: Niggas ain't blow up yet.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 7: That shit got to put a battery in your back.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: I sing that religiously.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 6: I love that song.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: I sing it the hardest when he says that. We
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: about to blow New Jersey. Blow it up. I'll be
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: right with you. I'll do it. Shoot. What is dynamite?
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: I'll do it. Oh my gosh. What? I mean, Mikey Sherrick,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: I can blow him too. Come on, nigga. I love you, Keith, bro. Wait,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: didn't he get robbed by a bunch of people from Camden?
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: I heard.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 6: Some shit happened.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 7: Is that why he wants to go to New Jersey?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: That's what the Camden dudes, I heard. It was a
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: whole thing. Crazy. They talking about Chief Keef, yo. Yeah.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 6: I don't know if it was the same for you.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 6: I mean, well, y'all are young, so probably that was
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 6: a generation damn near before y'all.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: But Chief Keef's influence.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 6: Was real heavy when he came out.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: I was in Chief Keef in eighth grade.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 6: I know y'all was a little younger, but I seen
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 6: it with niggas that were my age. So it was like,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 6: it wasn't just young niggas.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it was real weird. It was niggas that
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: was 35 then.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: I think it was 8th grade when Chief Keef came out.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: 8th grade? Yeah, 8th grade when Love Sosa came out.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: I think we're the same. I think it was 8th grade.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: Are we the same age as Chief Keef?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 6: He's what, maybe two years younger than us?
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: Bang, bang. Let me see. Two or three.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: He's probably around our age.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: He might be. He's 31.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: I'm 31. Okay, yeah.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 6: We were around.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: Wait, what year did y'all graduate high school? 2011. No,
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: 2010 for him. Oh, shoot.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 7: Graduated 2017.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: I thought the world was going to end.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 11: 2012.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, 2012. I thought the world was going to end.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: He said the world won't end before I graduate high
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: school now.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: Bro, I was in seventh grade at my friend's birthday party.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: I was like, no, I'm dying with y'all people, bro.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: They said it was going to rain so hard the
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: earth was going to split open. I was like, no
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: way I'm going to die with y'all, bro.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: Hell no.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: I'm going to die at this birthday party.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call my mom, bro.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: I can't, bro.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: Come get me.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: The world is about to end and they're about to
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: cut the cake. Fuck these people.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: Like, hell no, bro.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: He's like, it is chocolate.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: I was mad as hell, bro.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: I can't even sleep over it, dude.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, bro.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 7: He saw the movie, thought it was a documentary.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: He said, I didn't see that movie.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that movie for that reason, bro. I
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: was too scared. I was like, hell no, bro. I
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: ain't going to lie. I ain't never seen it. Mom,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: get me out of this.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: For superstition reasons, I'd never.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: Nah, me though, I was bad as a kid. I
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: was scared to watch it.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: You see it, it's going to happen.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But I saw the movie. I was scared to
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: watch National Treasure as a kid.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: Why? I don't know. I'd never been to the movies
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: by myself. I was in third grade. I remember this
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: from my friend's birthday party. I went into the theater,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: and I told them to call my mom.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 6: National treasure.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, my national treasure.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: That is the last time you would have came out
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: with me.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I ain't going to lie. I'm like, I've been there.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: You scared of Nicolas Cage? Yeah. I didn't know it
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: was about national treasure.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: I made it through Night at the Museum then.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: I probably would have got cooked with that. You know
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: what's crazy? I love dinosaurs, so I went to go
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: watch Jurassic Park in theaters, but I didn't know.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: That was the first one. And I'm like, dang, they
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: like dying in this. And that just cooked me from
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: the start.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: They're getting active.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, nah, bro. The dinosaurs are eating me. Yeah,
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: there's blood everywhere. Oh, gosh, bro.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: Speaking of dinosaurs, did y'all see that they making a
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: reboot of A Land Before Time?
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: Yes. Are they really? They are. Nah, that's my show, bro.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: Like, it's going to be animated, right?
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be animated.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 6: I don't want that live action.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: There's no reason for them to remake that movie.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 6: If Ducky don't look like that, I'm going to be mad.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: Why do we have to relive that trauma again?
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was some bad trauma. Why do we
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: have to relive that trauma? You don't remember that, John?
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: When his... Grandfather died. Grandfather died. Oh, that was bad, bro.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: We don't need to relive that again. I think it
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: was a good time.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I blacked out.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wrong movie.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: That memory died with The Last Tree Star.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: Ooh.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: Yo, he don't... Yo, he unlocking mad memories right now.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: I used to have the cassette tape of that, bro.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: All them fucking... Oh my gosh.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: I know what happened to the... Ducky and all the...
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: Hell yes. What'd you say? No, it happened to the
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: voice actor that played her.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 6: Her little girl actually died.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: Pops killed her.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, her dad killed her. Wait, that was Ducky? Yeah,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: that was Ducky. Yeah, bro. We don't need it. Come
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: out with some new shit, bro. My new shit, bro.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: Come out with some new shit. The good dinosaur movie
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: was Dinosaur.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 11: Dinosaur?
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Which one? The Disney Jones. Which one? Like the old one?
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 7: I vaguely remember that.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: It was a low.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 7: I never saw that.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: It was a deep cut.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 7: I just typed in dinosaur.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: It was like the 2001? It was like 2000, 2001. Yo,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: the one where they needed some water and they pressed
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: their foot on the ground. Yo!
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: I watched that joke in school, bro.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: That was my job. Yeah. Where he was like, yo,
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: we need some water.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: He said, yo, I got you. He had like a
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: little monkey friend in the monkey house.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: He couldn't get no bitches.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: He couldn't get no. They had a whole scene.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: He couldn't get no bitches.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: He couldn't get no.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: Remember this.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: Nah, I mess with that and freaking Land Before Time, bro.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: But I don't want them to remake Land Before Time.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: It's going to be so bad, bro.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: Especially if they try to do a live action.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: Well, no, it's not live action.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: They've been folding with the remakes, though. I don't like it, bro.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: They've been bad, bro.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: I know it's hard to come out with something new.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: Come out with something new.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: When they did the remake of Mulan, I was so
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: hyped for it. How do you believe that was you?
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro. The most intricate part of the movie.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: Over some Chinese racist shit. Let it be racist. Yeah.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: Let it be racist. It's fine. Mooshu's the most what?
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: Intricate part of that movie. I don't know, man. Yes.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: More than Mulan? More than Mulan?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 9: Mushu was the reason why she was able to get
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 9: through into the army without Mushu because the ancestor that
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 9: they was going to send, they broke him.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: So then Mushu had to go do it.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 6: He turned up now.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: But the movie's called Mulan.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: That's fine.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 3: But without Mushu, there's no Mulan. Well, there's Mulan, but
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: there's no Ping.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: There is Mulan. There's no Ping.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: There's no Ping. There's no Ping.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: There's no Ping. There's no Ping.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: Without Mulan, there's no Ping.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: It would have been a ping. Nah.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: She still had a plan to help her become that.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: You thought that if she didn't meet the guard that
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: she was just going to be like, I'm going to
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: show up as a girl and they're going to let
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: me in?
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: No. She was always going to impersonate a boy. Yeah,
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: but she wouldn't have made it into the army without Mushu.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: But let's be real though. That movie is significantly worse
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: without Mushu. Absolutely.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: But don't say the most intricate over the main character.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: Without Mushu, she wasn't making it to the army. Mushu
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 3: helped man her up, gave her the mannerisms.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: Let's get down to business.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: I don't think we remember the movie correctly. I do
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: remember the movie.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: You don't.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: Trust me, you ain't going to. I was waiting for
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: a live action dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: I ain't get it because they said no dragons.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: There was no music.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: I was waiting for a let's get down to no music.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: It was just another Chinese Asian war movie.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: Ass.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 7: I don't know how you made Mulan without music, but hey.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: Ass.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: There's no music in it? None. Wow. That's disrespectful.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: There wasn't singing in it.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: No singing. Oh, really?
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: I didn't watch it.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: No singing. No singing. They said no Mushu. I didn't
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: watch it. No singing, no Mushu. That's disrespectful. No singing,
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: no Mushu.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 6: They said that just because the dragon itself was racist?
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or something like with Chinese, whatever. I haven't looked
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: into it. I haven't looked into it. Wait, so there's
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: no singing? There's no singing. It's just a Chinese action
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: war movie. So you're telling me that shit is Wendy Wu?
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: I'm a warrior. Wendy Wu. Another Disney channel original. With
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: Brendan Songz. He didn't see it. He wasn't a Disney guy. Oh, really?
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: Apparently Disney people are weird, but you know. Why? You
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: didn't have Montana? Parakeets? Who? What the hell? That's with
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: Kyle Massey and the other white boy, right? The dude
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: from Hannah Montana. I forgot. Something Musso. Yeah. Mitchell Musso. Yeah,
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: Mitchell Musso.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 6: Pair of Kings.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: Pair of Kings. Pair of Kings, yeah. Really?
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 10: So they wanted the Mulan to be more grounded. They're
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 10: like the live action movie.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of this grounded stuff, bruh. Disney. It's fake. Minimalistic.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: We don't know. It could have happened. Some stuff. Some
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: stuff is fake, but it could have happened. It's a
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: Disney movie. Give us the shits. That's why nobody watched
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: that shit. That's horrible, bro. They made it way too serious.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: Nobody watched that shit.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 9: I'm not taking my kids to go watch a Chinese-Asian
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 9: war movie.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: A Chinese-Asian war movie.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: Chinese.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 12: My kids ain't watching these Chinese movies, bro.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: My kids ain't watching these Chinese people. Hell no. A
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: Mandarin Chinese Asian War. I'm going to have my kids
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: watch Saving Private Ryan before this. Saving Private Ryan. Asian
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: Mandarin Chinese Asian War. Hell no.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 4: What was that movie about the Great Wall? Was it
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 4: called The Great Wall? You ever watch The Great Wall?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: What? The movie Great Wall. It was about the Great
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: Wall of China. It was fighting dragons. What? What? It
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: was pretty bad. It was pretty bad.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: Another Chinese movie that was ass?
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: The Great Wall. That motherfucking... What's this? Fucking Rings? Oh,
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: Shang-Chi is not bad. Shang-Chi is not a bad movie.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: I never watched that. I heard it was good, though.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: You think it's bad? It is good. What?
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: Did we see that together?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we saw it together.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: Michael, you know that shit wasn't ass-stopping.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: Wait, why?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: He's talking about his ass. He's talking about his ass.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: I heard it was fire. I heard the fighting was good.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: That movie came out my ass. That was a fire movie.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 11: What?
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: That was a fire movie. Don't listen to Mike. It
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: was a good movie. Oh my God.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 3: Mike don't like superhero shit unless they speak in Japanese.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, like you don't like anime stuff? You only do anime.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: So if it's a superhero movie, oh, it's Jaws.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, so you don't like Marvel?
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: I fuck with the Avengers a little bit. Exactly. So
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: you probably don't like DC right now. You're probably not
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: messing with DC right now, huh? I fuck with Lanterns.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: Lanterns fire.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: Lanterns is fire. They ate that one thing.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 6: As you can see, though, Lanterns ain't really much of
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 6: a superhero show like that.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 6: It's pretty normal shit happening.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: I think they're trying to bring the people.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 6: Because Mike likes dialogue. There's a lot of dialogue in this.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 6: That's pretty much all there is.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: Mike just don't like silly shit.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: Mike likes to be serious.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: Mike likes consistent shit.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: You like story building. Yeah.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: I like world building. I don't like that, oh, these
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: Guardian niggas is so naive. omnipotent and they know everything,
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: but they don't know what the fuck is going on
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: on earth.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: They don't know that racism exists. Get the fuck out
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: of here. Rob Markman, Jr.: Why would they know that
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: racism exists, man? Rob Markman, Jr.: Oh, shit.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: The only thing that can stop you from thwarting all
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 2: my plans is you having this ring. Oh yeah, when
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: you leave, you can take the ring with you.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. He didn't watch Lantern. Yeah. So, basically, real quick,
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: Green Lantern's a nigga.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: He's just a nigga until he has a ring.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: But he's only that nigga when he has the ring
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: while it's charged up.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: So, he has to charge up his powers like it's
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: a cell phone. Then, when he doesn't have the ring,
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: he's literally just like you or me.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: He get punched in the face real hard in the
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: right spot.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: He like Ben 10. Right. Omnitrix 10-0.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: The nigga, they was trying to fight these niggas, and
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: they get caught. They try to sneak into this nigga's place.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: They sneak in and get caught.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 2: They take the ring from him.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: And they say, hey, yo, stop invading our shit.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: We can't kill you because if we do, it's going
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: to bring all these other Green Lantern niggas and mess
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: up our shit, make it hot.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: We don't like that. That's cool. And I get that.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: Now they go, get the fuck out of here.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, here's the ring. No, she stole the ring.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: She took it back. No, she didn't steal it. She said,
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: she took it.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: She was right there looking at the bitch.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: Take it. And let her walk out with it. I'm like, no.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: It was subtle.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 7: It was just like one of these.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: He was looking. It ain't subtle when I'm looking at you. No,
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: he was looking at John because he was getting painted.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: Or he was getting drawn. So he was trying to focus.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: He said, yo, look at me. And then he's like, oh,
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: let me sneak this.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 10: It could have been a good point for them to
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 10: do the ring, what would you call that?
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 7: Teleportation?
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: Or like.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 7: Oh, like he can summon the ring to his finger.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know what you mean. It would have been
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: cool if they did that. I think it's like budget cuts.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: I think they're not trying to spend too much bread
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: on the show. Budget cuts. I think they're trying to
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: wait for the movie and stuff.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he just summoned the ring like a lightsaber.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: Like Thor? Yeah, Loki like the hammer.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 7: Thor's hammer, yeah.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: Just go right in the middle finger. But dang, bro. Wait,
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: what's your favorite anime? Before we get into the next question.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: One Piece. Okay. I say Worldbuilding. One Piece. Two million episodes?
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: It is a lot. All two million? Bangers. Over Attack
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: on Titan? No, they're not. Attack on Titan.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: All of them banger.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 4: That junk changed my life. I've been trying to tell them, bro.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 4: I'm not even an anime dude for real, but that junk.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: That's a really good story. Great, bro. I refuse to
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: get into it. It's okay. It's good. It's good, man.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: Don't fight it. It's good. It changed my life. Attack
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: on Titan. Don't fight that. It changed my life, bro.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: Don't fight that.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 7: And it's not as long as One Piece. No.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: No, it's not.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: Not even here.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: Not even relatively close. I've watched two episodes. It's really good.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 6: I watched the first season and decided that Aaron was
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 6: a bitch.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: But he's going to get through it. You wouldn't think
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: that when you keep walking. I know.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: You'd be like, this nigga's a fucking psychopath.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, he turns into, oh. Psychopath shit. Oh, man.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: After watching that first scene?
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: Nah, he's a psychopath.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 6: That nigga's a bitch.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 7: I mean, he was a child.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: He was a child.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 7: He watched his mom die.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that nigga, that's going to radicalize anybody.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: Yo. Oh, man.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 6: One more or are we done?
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess one more.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: I also got a question, if y'all don't mind. Oh,
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: you got a question.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 6: It'll be the last one then.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: So I was thinking, I think we asked this on
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: the pod before, but say if y'all could have a
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: default wrestling move to pull out if you're in a fight,
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 1: which wrestling move would it be, like a finisher?
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 4: So for example, it would be like Shawn Michaels, Sweet
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 4: Chin Music. If you're ever in a fight with someone,
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: you can just pull that out.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: Can I ask my finisher? Yeah, it's like, not your finisher,
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: but it's like, he's about to fight you, just hit
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: him one quick. I got two answers. Let me hear it.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: A realistic one. Is the DDT. Is that the one
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: where you like.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: No, what's the one that Triple H do?
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: Pedigree. Pedigree.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: That.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: He trying to kill somebody. Yeah. That's a murder.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: He's trying to lay somebody on their head.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 6: Whatever ideas that nigga had is over.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: Pedigree.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: Pedigree that nigga on some concrete.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: Pedigree that nigga on bricks. Over.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: But for straight style points... It's either the Scotty Too
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: Hotty jump, where he do the worm, or the rock
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: people's elbow.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. That's a realistic one. No, that's not. Oh,
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: that's not? That's just a bust out of move.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just like, I'm doing this for me. For like,
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: really put a nigga out on a fight?
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: Pedigree. Pedigree. That's a great one.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 6: Style points, I'm probably going to go with Spinner Rooney.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: I'm really trying to flex on a nigga.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking- I'm spinning you around. I got you. I'm
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: windmilling and shit. I don't do all that shit.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: That's style points.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 6: But a realistic one, I'm going to go with I
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 6: don't think this was his finisher. Kurt Angle went in.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: The suplex. Oh, the.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 6: But he was suplex niggas like five times.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: Was that his finisher? Oh, he just keeps spamming that? Oh, yeah.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. That's people's default in real life,
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: low key. Go straight to that, earth somebody. Hell yeah.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: Why not? Especially a big nigga, they just straight... I
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: seen a couple dudes get earthed before. Because I don't
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: got time for... Here, we just gonna pick your ass
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: up and.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can alternate.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 6: I can do the ankle lock, too.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: Are y'all spearing people? I was going to say gore. Nah.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 6: I like gore a lot.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 1: I want to hit a stunner, bro. Come here. I'm
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: either going to... I want to see a nigga jump
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: Boom!
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: Like a rock?
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 10: Boom!
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: Like a spring, yo? Show that shit, too, nigga. I
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: want everybody to sell my stutter too. You have no choice. Yeah.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: Come here. Yeah.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 9: So my realistic one would be the rock bottom. I
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 9: would rock bottom people.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: But if I was going for style points, I would
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 3: either go the Swanton Bomb. Ooh.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: Or 619. That's a lot of props.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: That's going to be hard.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 1: Find something to swing off of. I just need to.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: Find something real quick.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 5: You guys going to be at the bar and jump
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 5: off the table and shit.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. I ain't gonna lie.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: That would cook me, bro. I'm like, oh, my God.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: You should have seen Lamar's face.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: Lamar was like, oh, this nigga really about to do it.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: Yo, now, if somebody hit me with that, and I get...
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: That would have been clipped immediately.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 3: I would have had that shit out before the episode.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: That's going to be the cold over right there.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit. Swanton diving into the set like speed. Yo. Nah, bro.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 9: Because when you about to fight somebody and the nigga's
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 9: automatically looking for props, I'm going to be afraid.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, you just start moving bottles? Oh,
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: hell no.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: I need a steel chair. It's like, you want to
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 3: do what?
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: You want to do what? Hell no. He pulled out
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 1: of the trash.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 3: You want to do what?
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it, bro. I feel like I'm out
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: of age.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not out of age, but I feel like
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 4: there's a point where some props might need to be used,
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 4: depending on the person and situation.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gun. A.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 11: 45.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? They're called a weapon. You
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 1: ever seen that? Somebody was fighting in the gym. He
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: picked up a weight. Yeah. That's a little different, though.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: That's like manslaughter. I'm thinking from Dunzeldorf. I'm trying to
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 1: throw a weight of 25 pounds at you. No, bro.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: Trey Rags. Y'all want to watch Trey Rags? Hell yeah. Listen.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: You look like him.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: Somebody said that to him.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: You look like him. You do not look like Trey Rags.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. I do not look like that nigga. You
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: do not look like Trey Rags. What you trying to
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: get into? You look closer to Trey Rags than he do.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 7: Literally.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: Yo, that's crazy. That's crazy. He had to take the
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: glasses off. He had to make sure. Did you ever
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: say this to me? You're going to turn into an
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: alter ego, bro. Like Superman, bro. Aw, man. Did you
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 1: have a move? I wasn't really into wrestling like that,
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 1: so I can't even. Maybe like the Ray Mysterio move.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: Hit somebody with a big show slap.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 7: That's a 619 where he like go through the thing
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 7: and like do a hurricaner.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, Hurricane is OD.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 3: And then my disrespected one is the Rakeshi John.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Put your ass in. That's on brand. That's
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 1: on brand. That's OD. That's a lot of ass. That
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 1: worked for you. Nah, bro. You see the one thing?
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: He said he shit on himself and he had to
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: do it to a nigga? All right. No. Who did
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: he say he did it to? I think it was
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: Kurt Angle. He was like, he shit himself. He shit
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 1: himself in the middle of a match. He sharted. But
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 1: the match had to go on.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 5: He had to finish the move.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: He was like, yo, bro, I'm sorry. And then hit
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 1: him with the shit. Nigga, we are fighting for real. Nah,
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: I don't care. We breaking character, yo.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 6: You know who might be a good one? What was
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 6: that one thing?
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: Tajiri? With the spit? Yeah.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 2: His gimmick was like he spit poison in niggas' faces.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 3: That right there, if I was a wrestler, I would
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 3: have broke script.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 9: Because that's one thing I don't spit.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: I would have hated to fight him.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 3: Carlito, spit an apple.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 2: The Carlito joint is crazy.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: Spitting, that's when this is no longer... an acting job. Yeah,
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: I'll be mad if they put me on the schedule
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: for him. Oh, I'll be mad if I'm on the
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 1: schedule for the boogeyman.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, hell no. Take me off that junk. He ain't
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 4: putting worms in my mouth, bro.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: Nah, hell no.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 5: I'm not a bug guy, so that would have cooked it.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 1: Nah, I'm good, bro. You have to give me extra
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: money for that, bro. Give me an extra bonus.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: Sean, take me off the schedule.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: Vince, whoever the fuck. First of all, Vince McMahon was
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 1: a psychopath. They said he had a.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 5: A segment where like him and Stephanie dated and Stephanie
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 5: was like, dad, I'm not doing this.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Son to date. Oh my gosh. Sometimes you got
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: to say no to the money. Is that his ex-wife? Linda?
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: Linda's divorced. Yeah. Current. She's the head of the department.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 3: She's the secretary of education.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 1: Look at the growth. That's how serious we are. Look
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 1: at the growth.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you, that shit genuinely caught me off guard.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 6: I didn't realize it was the same person.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: Anyway. All right, guys.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: Well, once you said all you know, it's time to go.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 2: And at the end of the day, the day is
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 2: most surely going to end. We appreciate you guys for
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 2: coming out.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 10: Of course.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you for having us, man. Yeah, man. We got
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: to have you in our part soon, man. Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: Plug your stuff, man. Of course. NoRegulars.podcast on Instagram and NoRegularsPodcast,
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 1: or NoRegulars on TikTok and then NoRegularsPodcast on YouTube. So
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 1: you're nervous. Go tune into that. I didn't know you
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: were going to plug. Oh, shoot.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 3: Make sure you follow, check them out, all that stuff.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir. I appreciate y'all for having us.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 3: Fellow Jerseyans, we stick together.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: Of course, man.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 4: We're not divided. They always try to divide the South
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 4: and the North, but nah, we together.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: United States of New Jersey. We're stronger together. Yeah, we're
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: stronger together. Yeah.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 3: Instead of them Central Jersey bitches.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know who the hell.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: They are, bro.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know who them niggas are.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: That's right. That's right.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 7: You know what's funny?
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 10: I saw someone said like, Yeah, how about you plug
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 10: your podcast, or plug whatever you're doing at the end
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 10: of the show where you know everyone's already stopped listening.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, ah.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: We do that all the time. Nah, but we don't
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  Speaker 1: want them. We want the real ones, though. Respect the
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  Speaker 1: real ones.
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  Speaker 9: They stay into the last second. We be having some
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  Speaker 9: gems after the outro music.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. No, we do. Speaking of. Speaking of that. Speaking
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  Speaker 1: of outro music. Yeah, about to say it. It was
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  Speaker 1: like 2 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: Peace out. Love y'all. Deuces. Deuces. Yes, sir. Great pod, guys.
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  Speaker 1: motherfucking old time. Locked in with Reptar.
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  Speaker 2: I'm off the jersey.
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  Speaker 1: I'm free. I'm free.