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Welcome to Shit Moms Say · Shit Moms Say

• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome to the introduction of Shit Mom Say.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm Destiny, mom, snack hoarder, professional bathroom hider, and I'm so freaking excited that you're here.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm LD, Destiny's sister, co-mom in the trenches, and the one who pretends she's got her life together.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_01: Until my kid does something that proves otherwise.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: We are two sisters, two moms, two women who love our damn kids more than anything, but also sometimes look at them like, why are you like this?
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: If you've ever eaten good snacks in a secret and whispered, I swear to God, under your breath, or questioned every life choice during bedtime, congratulations.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: You're one of us.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_00: This show is for every kind of mom and honestly, every kind of woman.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_00: Pet moms, bonus moms, moms who never even wanted kids, but sometimes ended up raising tiny humans anyway.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_00: You're all welcome here.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: We're talking about the real stuff.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: The messy stuff.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_01: The stuff no one warned us about.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_01: The did that just happen moments, the am I an asshole situations?
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: The things we swore we'd never say to our kids, and now we say them daily.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: We want your confessions, your chaos, your stories, because motherhood is hilarious.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_00: Exhausting, beautiful, and sometimes just straight up unhinged.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_00: And we're done pretending like it's anything else.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: We're super new to podcasting, like super new.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_01: So bear with us while we figure out microphones, editing, and how not to sound like we're recording a laundry basket.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: But we wanted a place where moms could feel seen, laugh, vent, and know they're not alone in the madness.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: If we can make you feel a little lighter, a little less guilty, and a little more normal, then we're doing our job.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: We're launching our first official episode, hopefully, September 17th.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: And after that, you'll get a new episode every Thursday, right when you need a break from your kids.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: So grab your coffee, your wine, your buzzball, your emotional support snack, whatever gets you through the day.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome to Shit Mom Say.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: We're so glad you're here.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_00: Let's survive motherhood together and laugh while we do it.