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The House Bra · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, I have to read a text very quickly before I get to the product that every woman has been waiting for finally has arrived.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh this came from 0042.
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  SPEAKER_03: Can we talk about Scotty Parton video?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no, that would be Scolly Parton, thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Scotty.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Scotty Parton.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're right, Scotty Parton is a little bit more.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was waiting to talk about this because I get an email yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the uninipple.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Get a text.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, not a text, not an email, it was a text.
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  SPEAKER_02: I get a text message from somebody that we not we don't work with like in this building.
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  SPEAKER_02: We work with as like a client.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, oh, oh, great.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, fantastic.
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  SPEAKER_02: And that way, let me pull the text out so hold on.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, this is so great.
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  SPEAKER_02: I knew this video, by the way, this is on our TikTok, our Instagram, our Facebook.
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  SPEAKER_02: Scott, or I should say Scotty Party.
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  SPEAKER_02: Scully Parton.
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  SPEAKER_02: Scully Parton is promoting our doll up like Dolly event, which is going to be at Latitude 42 next Friday.
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  SPEAKER_02: So the text goes like this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, the video of Scott with the nipple.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm dying.
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  SPEAKER_02: Scott or Scally Parton does have this one unipple.
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  SPEAKER_02: We were stuffing balloons down Scott's shirt.
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  SPEAKER_02: He has sorry, down Scally's shirt.
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  SPEAKER_02: Shirt, yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I don't know how, but the nipple just gravitated towards the center.
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  SPEAKER_02: Especially because you guys should.
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  SPEAKER_02: I wish somebody would have recorded us getting you ready.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because the vest situation, the boobs.
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  SPEAKER_02: The boobs were so big we couldn't get the vest closed.
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  SPEAKER_02: So Scott actually had this great idea.
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  SPEAKER_02: He says, What about like a rubber band or something to wrap around the button?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: So that way we can.
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  SPEAKER_03: You put it through the other hole and loop it back through.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I don't know I mean, there is a P there is technology that exists for that, for like pants.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: That you have.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I'm like, well, we'll go off that.
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  SPEAKER_02: And if you need it for your pants and you don't want to buy it, you can just use a rubber band.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, apparently it works.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_02: They said you were a good sport about it, though.
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  SPEAKER_03: In honor of this, and well, and obviously that, like you said, is in honor of the Dolly party, dialed up like Dolly for next week.
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  SPEAKER_03: So yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: The party six to nine admission is just a book.
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  SPEAKER_02: But you're gonna see all the details in the post and also in the video because it's so good.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, moving on from that, but we'll keep it sort of in the same realm here.
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  SPEAKER_03: What is it you do as soon as you I told you I had the product for the ladies that's been you've been all been waiting for.
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  SPEAKER_03: What is it you do?
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  SPEAKER_03: You've preached about this a billion times.
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  SPEAKER_03: Once you get home, what comes off?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, my bra.
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  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: And Scully Partons does too.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's yeah, I couldn't wait to get those things out yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, now I get it.
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  SPEAKER_03: And now you can get this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shoo, what a day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Bong day's over.
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  SPEAKER_01: Great to be home.
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  SPEAKER_01: Time to unwind.
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  SPEAKER_01: Rip off this chest vice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Leave all your worries far behind.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ah, that's better.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now it's time to put on the housebra.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's the housebra from Leisure Lady.
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  SPEAKER_00: A housebra doesn't offer support.
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  SPEAKER_00: It offers a boundary.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not lifting anything up, it's just keeping things from wandering into separate zip codes.
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  SPEAKER_00: With underwires that fell out a couple years ago.
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  SPEAKER_00: The housebra bridges the gap between pure comfort and not traumatizing the FedEx guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: The housebra.
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  SPEAKER_00: Evening loungewear.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who needs elasticity when you can give in to gravity?
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  SPEAKER_00: The housebra.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bye leisurely.
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  SPEAKER_00: Where your boobs are right at home.
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  SPEAKER_02: I do have something, it's called a bralette.
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  SPEAKER_02: I have something kinda like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I usually just go from one or the other.
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  SPEAKER_02: Once the bra comes off, I I just can't go back.
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  SPEAKER_02: I understand.
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  SPEAKER_02: And if the male guy comes, I just put my hand, I cross my hands over my boobies.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, hey, thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can you sign for this?
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  SPEAKER_02: And I'm signing with like a pinky or a nipple.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or the uni nipple.