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Bill Bellamy Talks "I Want My Life Back", Stories With Kobe Bryant, Podcasting + More · The Breakfast Club

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Speaker 1: Wait that ass up in the morning Breakfast Club Morning,
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Speaker 1: everybody's DJ Envy Angela, yee, Charlomagne the guy. We are
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Speaker 1: the breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building.
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Speaker 1: What bill back back we are Yo, y'all gotta make
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Speaker 1: me like official play cousin. Ye like I'm like, I'm
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Speaker 1: literally like I feel like I'm related to y'all. Like
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Speaker 1: he's all of us outside of there all the time. Yo,
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Speaker 1: I'm eventually a part of the breakfast Club. I love
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Speaker 1: the feeling. Now you said yesterday you were trying to
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Speaker 1: outdrink Angela. Ye, it's impossible. Impossible. Ladies and gentlemen, let
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Speaker 1: it be known that the little cutie right here, a
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Speaker 1: little shorty short could walk through to killer like it's
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Speaker 1: iced tea every time I see you too, my god,
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Speaker 1: Like I did King's Theater right los like a month ago.
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Speaker 1: So we go to this really beautiful Caribbean spot called
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Speaker 1: the Grill Iron Kingstater go down the street. So Danielle
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Speaker 1: Rollins is like, YOPI if y'all hungry and you want
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Speaker 1: some real ribbian pool, you've got to go to New
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Speaker 1: Up Cool. We go there, boom boom, next thing, I know,
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Speaker 1: he comes a little shorty Angela come around the corner.
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Speaker 1: She got a bottle in her hand. All right, Welcome
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Speaker 1: to the Graloo. She fall shots for everybody. I like,
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Speaker 1: work there, wor there. It looked like you like waiting
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Speaker 1: the VP there. So she's walking around with the bottle
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Speaker 1: like she got from BEVMO. She's just walking around. Welcome
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Speaker 1: to Nicarral. Bam bam. That was the first one. I
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Speaker 1: was like, I ain't even getting my plants, ain't getting
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Speaker 1: no beans, no nothing. But he was going for it.
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Speaker 1: But then I'm thinking, like I'm eating a little bit.
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Speaker 1: All I have was two pieces of chicken and a
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Speaker 1: little rice. Here she come again, round bout. I'm like, yo,
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Speaker 1: she's sponsored to kill her, And I'm thinking she don't
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Speaker 1: have the outfit. Usually had an outfit. She was like
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Speaker 1: and Brandon beastt I'm like, dude, I think that's to
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Speaker 1: kill her. Not lying, I'm not making this up. We're
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Speaker 1: talking with some other people down there were laughing lies there,
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Speaker 1: and you're it's a bunch of people, the New York Cats.
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Speaker 1: Right next thing you know, she's like, Bell, did I
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Speaker 1: get you again? I was like, no, she do every
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Speaker 1: fifteen don't go out with her. No, will you do
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Speaker 1: what I do? When he throws Yeah, he throws his
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Speaker 1: shots out. I'll throw it on the floor. And you
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Speaker 1: know what a way say is we are in a recession.
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Speaker 1: You be throwing it over the shoulder all the times.
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Speaker 1: More if you take a shot, my shoulder. But that's
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Speaker 1: why you gotta watch him. So you ain't never lit
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Speaker 1: like we are you like you just I got lit
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Speaker 1: too many times? So you see what angelage? So I
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Speaker 1: don't do it no more. What you do is you
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Speaker 1: take the shot, and then you get a chaser, and
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Speaker 1: then you spit it back in the chaser. Oh my god,
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Speaker 1: you spit you don't swallow or don't don't don't go
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Speaker 1: there with her. Don't go there. She don't know with
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Speaker 1: her what you're doing. Get the bar do it in
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Speaker 1: this situation. If you get the barton, you give her
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Speaker 1: twenty dollars. But when we take shots to pour water
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Speaker 1: in month. But you know what I do. I switched
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Speaker 1: with people because I know people do stuff like that.
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Speaker 1: So when you're he'd be like, yeah, you take this,
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Speaker 1: when I take that one, Let's see, I don't I
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Speaker 1: know all the tricks. She's like she a pro. But
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Speaker 1: I promise you man, I had such a good time.
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Speaker 1: And I want to give a special shout out to
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Speaker 1: to Brooklyn because, like you know, if that show was incredible,
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Speaker 1: and then just the energy of coming back to New
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Speaker 1: York and people out again, that that that energy for
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Speaker 1: me is everything because it was a while, Like it
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Speaker 1: took me like two years to come back here and
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Speaker 1: do a show. I shot my comedy special here and
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Speaker 1: I had to wait, damn there eighteen months for the
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Speaker 1: city to open up. Do all that well? Or do
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Speaker 1: you have to be vaccinate? Ador? Do you have to
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Speaker 1: do this, this, that and the other? Do you gotta
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Speaker 1: watch your booty before you go to a show? So
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Speaker 1: you should, yeah, but you bandatory watch your booty, you
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Speaker 1: know what's from going on. But of course I want
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Speaker 1: my life back. That's the name of the special special.
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Speaker 1: When does that come about? June? For us out right now,
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Speaker 1: it's on Amazon Prime and it's it's probably I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: go out and say it's my best hour just because
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Speaker 1: I've had like Ladies Night Out was dope, crazy, sexy, dirty,
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Speaker 1: was dirt too, But this one right here, I think,
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Speaker 1: what's cool about this hour that I did is that
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Speaker 1: it's the feeling that I think everybody got, like they
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Speaker 1: want their life back, Like it's one of those sort
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Speaker 1: of feelings that I think I captured the feeling of
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Speaker 1: the country where people were like, Yo, what's going on
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Speaker 1: with these kids not going back to school, what's going
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Speaker 1: on with this vaccination stuff, what's going on with the
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Speaker 1: with the Capitol Hill. Yes, I want to talk about
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Speaker 1: that because I did listen to it. So the January
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Speaker 1: sixth hearings are going on unelievable. Yes, and so you
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Speaker 1: talked about just these white people. You said there was
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Speaker 1: black people there, but they didn't go inside, right, they
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Speaker 1: were scared. Yeah, but he you know, there's always one one.
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Speaker 1: But the joke I said, it's like, you know, black
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Speaker 1: people know crime, and we also know time, so we
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Speaker 1: know that's fifteen to twenty. So that's why we stayed
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Speaker 1: on the steps. The white people just ran in there.
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Speaker 1: We're going, oh my god, running into the bathrooms, running
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Speaker 1: up the staircases, no plan of attack. They just ran
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Speaker 1: right like and then figured it out why they was running.
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Speaker 1: I didn't know when I was doing this joke, like
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Speaker 1: a year and a half ago, that right now was
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Speaker 1: the hearings, like so it so it's actually weird. It's
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Speaker 1: weird good timing that something that I'm talking about, it's
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Speaker 1: right now, what are you thinking while you're watching the hearings?
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Speaker 1: Have you been keeping up with going on? I think
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Speaker 1: it's insane, it's really crazy. I'm trying to figure out
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Speaker 1: what the end game is because it's like, you know,
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Speaker 1: the president didn't do a lot of things he should
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Speaker 1: have did, and he looks bananas right now, like is
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Speaker 1: it going to be a charger or we just wasting time?
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Speaker 1: Like because you you see as it unravels, how many
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Speaker 1: people had to allow this to happen, right, and you
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Speaker 1: saw him doing like the rehearsal, you see that this morning.
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Speaker 1: I can't say that. I'm not saying that. I already
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Speaker 1: said that. I say this again to find what I
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Speaker 1: was going to ask you that you talk about the pandemic.
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Speaker 1: You got you got a big family, So how was
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Speaker 1: the family during the pandemic with your kids and everything?
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Speaker 1: Because now you're not on the road, you really got
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Speaker 1: to talk to your sons and your wife. Yo, yo
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Speaker 1: yo yo. I really realized, like yo, like I knew
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Speaker 1: my kids. I thought I knew my kids I learned
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Speaker 1: my kids for real. Them two years was grindtime, like
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Speaker 1: like I'm like, yo, I know you're crazy. I know
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Speaker 1: you need more education, Like I just realized like you've
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Speaker 1: been skipping class, like yo, I thought you were smarter
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Speaker 1: than that, you know, or whatever. And then and then
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Speaker 1: it's also too It's like they was like, Daddy, like
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Speaker 1: you gonna be here another day like they used to
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Speaker 1: me being gone. So now I see all the moves.
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Speaker 1: And the funny thing is my kids play me one way,
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Speaker 1: played my wife the other way. It's like I see,
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Speaker 1: I see, oh, I see how y'all be too in
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Speaker 1: they come get me like in a drive where yo, dad,
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Speaker 1: what's something? And trying to get me to go this way?
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Speaker 1: And then I come in the house and she'd be
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Speaker 1: like what who said? Guy? Trying to get me enough
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Speaker 1: to investigation. It was a nicer and more lenient one
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Speaker 1: out of you and your wife. If the kids you say, okay.
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Speaker 1: But the thing about me is I'm fair Like I'm like,
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Speaker 1: I'm a throwback dad with a little bit of the
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Speaker 1: nuances of the new dad, right because I'm kind of
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Speaker 1: like James Evans trapped inside of like trying to be
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Speaker 1: a little more like the new wave dad, correct, But
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Speaker 1: I can't go from the old school because that's how
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Speaker 1: I was raised, right, So well, my thing is my
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Speaker 1: kids got to be accountable. Ain't no free rise, right, Like,
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Speaker 1: I'll take care of you. What you gotta do, you think?
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Speaker 1: But they sometimes they want to skip that and be like,
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Speaker 1: oh my god, God, you're like so aggressive. Well I'm aggressive,
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Speaker 1: I'm all the time. Why do you talk to me
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Speaker 1: like that? You do talk crazy? You know what it is? Performers,
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Speaker 1: that's why because you probably are used to like getting
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Speaker 1: on stage, and he's used to doing his DJ voice, right,
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Speaker 1: so sometimes daddy voice is different. Yeah, that's what I'm
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Speaker 1: it's supposed to be. But sometimes my crossover into this, Yo,
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Speaker 1: my daughter tried to pull some little smooth because girls,
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Speaker 1: to me, like I learned so much being a dad
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Speaker 1: of a girl. Y'all learn how to move early, and
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Speaker 1: y'all know how to manipulate. Like, but it's a smoothment,
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Speaker 1: not in the mean way. Like my remember when my
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Speaker 1: daughter was like eleven, she was like, Daddy, I really
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Speaker 1: think it's time for me to have a phone. And
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Speaker 1: and here's the thing. All of my friends communicate with it,
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Speaker 1: and it would be a wonderful way for me to
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Speaker 1: communicate with my friends. So I need the iPhone nine
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Speaker 1: or whatever it was. And I was like, you know what,
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Speaker 1: that was a wonderful setup. Yeah it's good. I crashed
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Speaker 1: my parents' car and I was only fifteen. You crashed
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Speaker 1: the car. Yeah, I stole it, crashed the car, put
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Speaker 1: it back in the driveway, didn't say anything. My dad
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Speaker 1: came instead of yelling at me, and I was like,
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Speaker 1: I'm okay, thanks for asking. Oh, oh you slick. Oh
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't beat my daughter. But then you gotta walk
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Speaker 1: off after that, you know, thank you. More important to me, daddy,
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Speaker 1: thank you. What did your dad say after that? What
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Speaker 1: could he say? He was quiet? Yeah, I feel kind
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Speaker 1: of bad, Like I just yelled at her. What if
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Speaker 1: something happened? Yeah, my daughter, my daughter, I give her
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Speaker 1: like it's so funny, Like I think the best experience
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Speaker 1: is having a daughter for a guy. I really do.
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Speaker 1: I just think there's something wonderful about what it teaches us.
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Speaker 1: You know, with your son, you're going to be on
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Speaker 1: some man. I always tell dudes, it's like am FM
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Speaker 1: right with your daughter? You might be on FM? Your
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Speaker 1: son you're gonna be on am. It's two different ways
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Speaker 1: like facts and you're gonna communicate different What I love
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Speaker 1: about being the father of a daughter is you learn
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Speaker 1: your emotions differently, right, because you ain't gonna ever be
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Speaker 1: that way with your son. Like there's certain moves you
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Speaker 1: do with your son and it's this way. But with
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Speaker 1: your daughter, you they force you to deal with your feelings. Absolutely.
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Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. You know what that brings me to, I
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Speaker 1: want my life back. Because you also talked about how
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Speaker 1: men aren't good at being side pieces, but women, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's virus our emotions and controlling things. I think it's
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Speaker 1: funny because you talk about how we can be like okay,
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Speaker 1: I see you, okay, but y'all will lose your mind. No.
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Speaker 1: See the funny thing about that joke when I first
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Speaker 1: wrote that joke about men are not good at being
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Speaker 1: side checks because men are ego driven, correct, and our
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Speaker 1: egos can't bear the thought that we're coming off the
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Speaker 1: bench for a check. But a woman can come up
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Speaker 1: the bench for you. But you the thought that you
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Speaker 1: that she walked in this club and she act like
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Speaker 1: she don't know you. For a man, it's bananas and
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Speaker 1: if you Spanish, Spanish dudes are really crazy, like like
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Speaker 1: you talking about wine and Manuel, you're talking about them
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Speaker 1: when they see their girl and they think they side
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Speaker 1: chick is the real girl and they with a real
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Speaker 1: woman and they can't process like it goes hey wire
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Speaker 1: because they gotta they gotta sit in it. And she
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Speaker 1: she acting like you don't know, and he like yo.
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Speaker 1: So when I used to when I first time I
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Speaker 1: did that joke, the first three nights I did it,
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Speaker 1: it cost fights. That's why I knew I was cooking.
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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, people feel this because I remember
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Speaker 1: when I was doing a joke one time a girl
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Speaker 1: was like it's like that or it's like that, huh,
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Speaker 1: And I was like, he must be fresh in this
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Speaker 1: situation with a side chick and it's voluled to it here.
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Speaker 1: Next thing, I know what cops is at the comedy show. Wow,
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Speaker 1: what what happened? I ain't even you? You you madd
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Speaker 1: at me over something I did two years ago? Got real?
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Speaker 1: That's the worst explanation. Yeah, something I did two years Yeah,
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Speaker 1: ten years ago, something I did five years that's the
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Speaker 1: it's on your books, the book, that's the one because
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Speaker 1: that just lights another fight, Like what what you telling
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Speaker 1: me when I should get over it? Yeah? And so
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Speaker 1: the side chick thing, Um, what I like about it
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Speaker 1: was I flipped it the other way because usually you know,
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Speaker 1: as as men will, we look at it from the
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Speaker 1: female way. I want to flip it on us, Like, okay, now,
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Speaker 1: now the tables turn. How you living? How you living?
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Speaker 1: When she walking here and you see her real life,
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Speaker 1: Like that's that's tight on you and you you with
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Speaker 1: your lady, you gotta you gotta eat that in the
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Speaker 1: club and people see you, and that's when you know
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Speaker 1: you in love with your side check. Yeah, because you didn't.
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Speaker 1: The joke is men don't know their feelings. They learn them.
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Speaker 1: You see, do you think follow me on that. Dudes
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Speaker 1: don't really know how they care or if they really care,
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Speaker 1: like that the moment teach you. Yeah, because y'all also
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Speaker 1: try to act like you don't care. Yeah, dudes, be
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Speaker 1: acting like yeah, I'm I'm good be whatever she do.
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Speaker 1: It's just like, even if you break up with your girl, right,
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Speaker 1: there's always one person more in love than the other one, right,
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Speaker 1: And so the funny thing is like if your girl,
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Speaker 1: you and your girl break up and she move on quick,
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Speaker 1: you be you know what, You're right, And I'm thinking, now,
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Speaker 1: you're right, you're right. And we just had this into
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Speaker 1: my crib right right. So my wife was like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm thinking about going away with the girls. I'm like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I don't care. Right until she bought the ticket. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I was like, yo, you really literally like like, y'all
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Speaker 1: leave it to mar really leave it like in the morning,
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Speaker 1: like how many days? So I me and my boys
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Speaker 1: we went on the boys tripping, do that every weekend?
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Speaker 1: Good with it, You'll be cool with that. She'd be like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: but you really don't go anywhere like that. I said,
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Speaker 1: but what if if I did? Yeah, I said, you're
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Speaker 1: really gonna go? And then I started doing the man.
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Speaker 1: I said, so wait a minute, you're gonna spend this
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Speaker 1: money to fly or you're flying first class? Right? Yeah? Okay,
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Speaker 1: here and there and then and and I don't go.
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Speaker 1: She was like, you said it was cool, you said,
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Speaker 1: I like, I ain't mean that. Though I ain't mean that,
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Speaker 1: you don't really mean it. You should pay for her
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Speaker 1: and all her friends on the girl's trip. You should
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Speaker 1: pay for the un villa. He's some good. Give us
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Speaker 1: some gag. Yeah. I like, I'm gonna pay for the
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Speaker 1: bella for y'all. Oh, you know what you do, you
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Speaker 1: pay for dinner for a night or whatever. Let me
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Speaker 1: treat you and the ladies to dinner. Y'all have a
13:48
Speaker 1: good time. You smooth it on for Yeah, that's what
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Speaker 1: she's supposed to do. Is let's talk about this podcast.
13:54
Speaker 1: You got a new podcast, Yes, sir, Top Billing with
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Speaker 1: Bill Bellaman. Yes, talk about the podcast, so and why
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Speaker 1: you decide to do it? First and foremost, I'm gonna
14:01
Speaker 1: give you your flowers, both of y'all. You know, you
14:04
Speaker 1: guys have done such a wonderful job of locking in
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Speaker 1: on the culture. And one of the things that I
14:09
Speaker 1: want to give your flowers about it's like you guys
14:11
Speaker 1: reminded me, and I said this to you on your show,
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Speaker 1: that you guys reminded me of my contribution to the culture,
14:18
Speaker 1: like I forgot. I remember I came in there and
14:20
Speaker 1: I was talking about the different interviews I had with
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Speaker 1: like you know, Little Kim and this and that, and
14:27
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, that's bugged out. Like literally I
14:30
Speaker 1: was on top of the game with everybody, and so
14:33
Speaker 1: it spawned it in my head that maybe I can
14:36
Speaker 1: contribute again to the culture, but in a way that
14:39
Speaker 1: I can control it the way I want to do it,
14:41
Speaker 1: because you know what I'm saying, Like I wanted to
14:42
Speaker 1: do a podcast that was my personality plus funny, plus
14:46
Speaker 1: like kick it with all the top cats in that game,
14:50
Speaker 1: like now that we've grown, you know, and I know everybody.
14:53
Speaker 1: So that's how Top Billing came out. And then you know,
14:55
Speaker 1: I teamed up with Dave Mays, who created The Source.
15:00
Speaker 1: He also has Don't Call Me White Girl. He Marco
15:04
Speaker 1: like they're they're doing in a Freeway Ros says, a
15:09
Speaker 1: brand new podcast as well. So so it's gonna be
15:12
Speaker 1: eclectic stuff for the culture. I'm sort of like, I
15:15
Speaker 1: feel like my show is the Marquis Show in a
15:18
Speaker 1: sense where I'm going to go out and grab fifty.
15:21
Speaker 1: I'm gonna grab Floyd Mayweather, I'm gonna grab Elon Musk.
15:25
Speaker 1: I'm gonna grab all these like Top Billing kind of
15:28
Speaker 1: people that have been game change, game changers. That's what
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Speaker 1: I want to do. I said. The last episode you had,
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Speaker 1: Lunellan and y'all had a really interesting conversation about family. Yes,
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Speaker 1: and it is different like when a woman because she
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Speaker 1: goes on the road and she didn't realize until she
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Speaker 1: went on all y'alla fixed my life. Yes, with her family, Um,
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Speaker 1: you know there were some issues with her being gone
15:49
Speaker 1: because sometimes as a person that works all the time,
15:52
Speaker 1: I'm sure, but you could relate to that too. When
15:54
Speaker 1: you have kids, you travel a lot, and you don't
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Speaker 1: realize the effect of not being there. You're thinking about,
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Speaker 1: I'm making money, I'm taking care of it to make
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Speaker 1: your life better, but that also means a sacrifice of
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Speaker 1: me not being able to be there. And I know
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Speaker 1: for you, and you've said this, you know at numerous times,
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Speaker 1: how you really have to step back because you wanted
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Speaker 1: to make sure. Yeah, it's hard. Like when Lounell did
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Speaker 1: that interview, it was really emotional because I felt her
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Speaker 1: pain right because she was like, I'm a mom, I'm
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Speaker 1: a female, you know, in a male dominated support comedy,
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Speaker 1: and I'm grinding, I'm trying to take care of my family,
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Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and she couldn't be there for her
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Speaker 1: daughter like that. And I was like, dangn because we
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Speaker 1: never think about the other side of you know, you know,
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Speaker 1: women going through it and being the maternal thing as
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Speaker 1: a woman missing your baby, that's tough, right, So I
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Speaker 1: was like, dang, So when I was getting and this
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Speaker 1: is the hardest thing for me, envy, you could relate
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Speaker 1: to this when your success comes like that, you don't
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Speaker 1: know when your wave come. So you catch a wave
16:51
Speaker 1: and you gotta go get it, like you know the
16:53
Speaker 1: wave mice stop right. So you're making all this money,
16:56
Speaker 1: you're traveling, you on point bing bing bing, but then
16:59
Speaker 1: you got school stuff and you gotta like I never
17:03
Speaker 1: I didn't care what I was doing. I was not
17:04
Speaker 1: missing daddy daughter dance like that to me was gonna
17:07
Speaker 1: be my epic moment with my daughter, Like there's no
17:09
Speaker 1: way she's in fourth grade. And then all the days
17:12
Speaker 1: showed up. I don't care if I had a eighty
17:14
Speaker 1: million dollar movie. I'm not doing it right. And so
17:16
Speaker 1: I had to pick and choose jobs based on my
17:21
Speaker 1: kids and my wife and my life and what we
17:23
Speaker 1: needed to do so that I wouldn't wake up one
17:26
Speaker 1: day and I have nothing, you know what I mean.
17:28
Speaker 1: Was there like a moment that something happened that you said, Okay,
17:31
Speaker 1: I have to make this conscious decision or did you
17:33
Speaker 1: always feel like that The oddest thing was, I learned
17:37
Speaker 1: this lesson from Dale hugely, right. So I'm at Hugle's
17:42
Speaker 1: daughters I don't know, eighteen seventeenth birthday party and are
17:47
Speaker 1: all the entertainers of there. And he really was emotional, right,
17:52
Speaker 1: he said, I wish I could go back and create
17:56
Speaker 1: half created more moments with you. I worked so hard
18:00
Speaker 1: that I don't have any memories like I should have.
18:03
Speaker 1: And I sat there and I was like, Yo, that's
18:05
Speaker 1: deep as hell because d always working. And I was
18:08
Speaker 1: saying my daughter at that time was probably two or three,
18:11
Speaker 1: and I say, yo, man, that's that's that's fire information.
18:14
Speaker 1: So because if you don't create memories and moments, you
18:17
Speaker 1: don't have them. Correct. I don't care how much money
18:20
Speaker 1: you make, you you will not have a connection with
18:22
Speaker 1: your children the way you think you should have, right,
18:25
Speaker 1: and then you can't go back to fix it. So
18:27
Speaker 1: when I heard that, I kept that in my head
18:29
Speaker 1: shout out to deal Hugly. I was like, yo, I
18:31
Speaker 1: got to balance this thing because I'm like, I don't
18:34
Speaker 1: want to feel like he's feeling right now, because that's
18:37
Speaker 1: a real feeling, you know what I mean. And that's
18:40
Speaker 1: when I said, Yo, no matter what I'm doing. I'm
18:42
Speaker 1: gonna make time now. That's good because I haven't got
18:45
Speaker 1: there yet, right, And I'm gonna tell you what because
18:48
Speaker 1: like you said, it's a wave right right. And we've
18:51
Speaker 1: seen so many friends, celebrities, athletes, all this rappers, DJ's,
18:55
Speaker 1: comedians hit that wave and then lose that wave and
18:58
Speaker 1: it never bounced back. Yes, sir, So it's like why
19:01
Speaker 1: you got that wave? You try to do both. So
19:03
Speaker 1: I try to bring my family along with me, which
19:05
Speaker 1: is good, which like if I got a show, I
19:07
Speaker 1: gotta do something. I try to bring everybody with me
19:10
Speaker 1: or bring my son or daughter with me so that
19:12
Speaker 1: way they can experience. But that's always been tough. And
19:14
Speaker 1: I would say since a kid, I've been waiting for
19:17
Speaker 1: the daddy daughter dance. And you know, I have four
19:19
Speaker 1: daughters and never had a dance. The school's never had it. No,
19:23
Speaker 1: we never had that grown up either. It's freezing. See
19:28
Speaker 1: little TV. I've been dying my one daughter, she's twenty,
19:32
Speaker 1: nothing gone one. We haven't had one yet. The one
19:37
Speaker 1: that's five. Still know like I've been waiting for the
19:40
Speaker 1: daddy daughter day. Joe, every you gotta do it like
19:46
Speaker 1: you gotta make one up so you can have a feeling.
19:48
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what for all the dads out
19:50
Speaker 1: there that got daughters, let me tell you why the
19:51
Speaker 1: daddy daughter dance's so flop because it's almost like Cinderella.
19:55
Speaker 1: You know, it's almost like you know, Prince Charming or whatever. Right,
19:58
Speaker 1: but your daughter is so beautiful. She got a little
20:02
Speaker 1: thing on, and you get and you get dressed up
20:04
Speaker 1: and you do the dance with her, and it is
20:07
Speaker 1: absolutely it just touches your heart in a way. You
20:10
Speaker 1: just be like, yo, this is like And then all
20:14
Speaker 1: the dads feel the exact same way. You see it
20:16
Speaker 1: in their face, and you do a choreograph dance and
20:19
Speaker 1: you walk her out. Man, it's prices. You gotta do it.
20:23
Speaker 1: You gotta do it in the house every Why don't
20:25
Speaker 1: you start one? And then you should start. If you
20:28
Speaker 1: start it, Eavy, you could do it at the car show.
20:32
Speaker 1: You will be heroic, right, just you gotta create. It'll
20:36
Speaker 1: be so many dads be like everything you back, got
20:40
Speaker 1: me over here by my car, client back, I can't
20:44
Speaker 1: believe you this at the car show. You could do
20:46
Speaker 1: it at like one of your one of the buying houses,
20:49
Speaker 1: flipping homes, n I'm not making an event, and it's
20:56
Speaker 1: for fathers and their daughters only, and it's a it's
20:59
Speaker 1: a dinner and a situation where you can share with
21:01
Speaker 1: your daughter and create that moment your daughter. Never forget it.
21:04
Speaker 1: Brow Can it be a guy? We just called daddy
21:08
Speaker 1: you can't come here? And Ddy want to come. You
21:11
Speaker 1: can't come, she said, Can I bring my no now?
21:15
Speaker 1: On another episode on your podcast, you talk to Tony
21:18
Speaker 1: rock Yes about the infamous slap So what were your
21:21
Speaker 1: thoughts and both of these guys, I think the slap
21:27
Speaker 1: man was was to me was unfortunate, you know because
21:32
Speaker 1: on a lot of levels. First it was it was
21:35
Speaker 1: it was disservice to each other, to Will and to
21:39
Speaker 1: Chris because it's like, yo, man, we're all in this
21:42
Speaker 1: game trying to win. This ain't the place for that,
21:45
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I'm just being completely honest.
21:47
Speaker 1: I'm just like you. I thought it was a skit.
21:49
Speaker 1: I say, please tell me they're playing like this is crazy.
21:52
Speaker 1: It's the Oscars and I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm onna.
21:54
Speaker 1: I'm one of the Academy members, bro, so I get
21:57
Speaker 1: all the emails, so I know it's popping right, this
22:00
Speaker 1: is an important moment for Will Smith. To me, I'm like, yo,
22:03
Speaker 1: you know I voted for Will. I'm like, yo, they
22:05
Speaker 1: got to give Will his oscar on this when this
22:07
Speaker 1: is crazy he murdered that role. I was like, please, God,
22:12
Speaker 1: let this not be No Shenanigans. Give Will Smith his flowers, right,
22:16
Speaker 1: I'm rooting for the brother. I'm like, go, boh, woll
22:18
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, like boa Will, right, And
22:21
Speaker 1: so when that happened, I was like, oh no, oh no,
22:25
Speaker 1: not tonight. Whoa this is ski No, it's not. I
22:29
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, this is real real. So
22:32
Speaker 1: now I'm like embarrassed as a black man. I'm embarrassed.
22:36
Speaker 1: So your white friends the next thing and be like, hey,
22:38
Speaker 1: so what did you think about slapping them all? And
22:42
Speaker 1: I'm like, and I don't know why I would be
22:43
Speaker 1: taking it so personal because I always feel like I'm
22:45
Speaker 1: representing every black man on the planet. Right when every
22:48
Speaker 1: time I do something, I feel like I'm represens you you,
22:50
Speaker 1: I feel like that's why I'm doing it, Like I
22:52
Speaker 1: want to be an example of what we saw, and
22:54
Speaker 1: Will literally has been an example his whole career. Absolutely
22:57
Speaker 1: so I would have never expect like that would happen.
22:59
Speaker 1: So as I'm processing, I'm like, yo, this really happened
23:02
Speaker 1: in real time. This is bananas, Like this is a
23:07
Speaker 1: soft situation, like I didn't know which way it was
23:10
Speaker 1: gonna go. So I'm sitting there going, wow, man, what
23:14
Speaker 1: are we going to do? And so I think what
23:18
Speaker 1: should have happened hindsight, he should have brought him up
23:20
Speaker 1: right there when he did his acceptance. He should have
23:22
Speaker 1: grabbed him right there, apologize on the spot, not let
23:26
Speaker 1: it go by, like if you could redo it. I
23:28
Speaker 1: think he should have embraced him, apologize to him in
23:31
Speaker 1: the moment that he accepted his thing and made it
23:33
Speaker 1: a nice bow. But if you were Chris Rockwood, you
23:36
Speaker 1: have wanted to go up there. And after that happened.
23:40
Speaker 1: I don't know, but maybe he didn't go. He didn't
23:43
Speaker 1: go up there. He should have acknowledged it in the moment.
23:46
Speaker 1: I think that would have cleaned it up a little better.
23:48
Speaker 1: But now it's you know, it was one of those
23:51
Speaker 1: moments that you can't fix. You know, you can't go back.
23:54
Speaker 1: You could be sorry, but you can't fix it. To me,
23:56
Speaker 1: it overshadowed quest loves moment. You forget quest Love got
24:00
Speaker 1: an oscar that night. You forget that the first um
24:04
Speaker 1: deaf actor won an oscar. It's never happened. There was
24:08
Speaker 1: a lot of packard produced, like Will didn't shout out
24:12
Speaker 1: the weather, yo, yo, y'all kill it. So the whole
24:17
Speaker 1: show was entertaining for once, you know, because sometimes I
24:20
Speaker 1: ask because you're like, just get to be actor, you
24:23
Speaker 1: know what I mean? So to me, um just putting
24:28
Speaker 1: a nice button on it. It was an unfortunate situation
24:31
Speaker 1: that we all should learn from that. Yo. Man, one
24:35
Speaker 1: one one false move could could could change your whole
24:38
Speaker 1: trajectory in your life. Right, And I know Tony Rock
24:41
Speaker 1: was upset as he should. Like people are like, oh,
24:42
Speaker 1: he's going too far. That's his brother. Yeah, Perio is
24:47
Speaker 1: more than Chris Rock. I know. I didn't even know
24:50
Speaker 1: it was ten of them. Right, it's a lot, it's
24:52
Speaker 1: a lot of rocks down. I was walking to my
24:55
Speaker 1: park a lot the other day, right, and the brother
24:57
Speaker 1: pulled up to me like, what what's up. It's like, yeah,
24:59
Speaker 1: I'm on the rocks. I'm so so rock. I had
25:01
Speaker 1: to think, I said, did I say anything about to say?
25:06
Speaker 1: I messed with the show. But that's what he's voted.
25:08
Speaker 1: Especially when you have you know, because we got people
25:10
Speaker 1: in the family. You got members in your family that's
25:12
Speaker 1: about that life, like they want to fight. You got
25:14
Speaker 1: members in the family that ain't about that life, right,
25:16
Speaker 1: But the members of the family that's about that life
25:18
Speaker 1: gonna stick up for that one all the time. And
25:20
Speaker 1: I have to think about that because he did have
25:22
Speaker 1: a little issue with Chris Rock at a point. I
25:24
Speaker 1: did mean, Chris, you don't know what issue, what happened?
25:27
Speaker 1: Why would he know this because it was I mean,
25:29
Speaker 1: it was went viral for a second, so get your face.
25:32
Speaker 1: I was coaching. I was coaching my daughters. Okay, basketball team. Okay,
25:37
Speaker 1: Chris Rock and my daughter are the same Chris Rock's
25:39
Speaker 1: daughter and my daughter the same age. Okay, so his
25:41
Speaker 1: daughter played on the opposing team. Okay, so my good Yeah,
25:46
Speaker 1: this silly. My girls went up to Chris after the
25:48
Speaker 1: game we won and was like, and I have an autograph,
25:51
Speaker 1: and he said no, mm right, this is a long
25:55
Speaker 1: time ago. So I took it offensive with the two
26:00
Speaker 1: next day we had another game, back to back game. Okay, right,
26:03
Speaker 1: so we have a good girl that was really good
26:05
Speaker 1: so she had testing to do, so I picked up
26:08
Speaker 1: from the test to make sure she could actually play.
26:10
Speaker 1: Because she's your star. We're about to give it to him, right,
26:13
Speaker 1: I already know where you at. So I didn't take
26:15
Speaker 1: it out of the game at all. No, she has seventy.
26:19
Speaker 1: We blew him out by eighty four. Come on, now,
26:22
Speaker 1: that's disrespectful. I love you. You had to, right and
26:27
Speaker 1: Chris knew each other, right, right. I mean it's the
26:29
Speaker 1: sports stuff that you gotta understand sports. It's sports and
26:32
Speaker 1: daddy's stuff combined. But he had to. He had Kobe,
26:35
Speaker 1: so give up. The other girls on the team. We're
26:38
Speaker 1: not so bad. So he's cursing at me at the game,
26:42
Speaker 1: yelling at me and daddy. Ever, so I lead a
26:43
Speaker 1: girl even more. Oh no, hit a three roll dud.
26:48
Speaker 1: You're going in. I'm going in. Why are you? Because
26:51
Speaker 1: you can't tell it? After the game, my girls going
26:54
Speaker 1: to go to him again. Can we get we get
26:56
Speaker 1: a picture? No, because your coach is a dick, you know.
26:58
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a good reason, but that so you know,
27:00
Speaker 1: I went on the radio next and you brought it
27:02
Speaker 1: up on him a little little bit, a little bit,
27:05
Speaker 1: and then he came up in then we squatted it out,
27:07
Speaker 1: but you know it was you know, but bro, listen,
27:10
Speaker 1: that's that. But that's that. That is one of those moments,
27:13
Speaker 1: like it's it's a beautiful dad moment because we'll do
27:16
Speaker 1: anything for our daughters and our kids. So it's like
27:19
Speaker 1: for you to say no to my child, you're saying
27:21
Speaker 1: no to that's that's personal. Because I had the same
27:24
Speaker 1: scenario ready, but a little different. So it's Kobe's last
27:28
Speaker 1: game at the Clippers game, and my son was the
27:32
Speaker 1: He was a Clipper boy like he was, you know,
27:34
Speaker 1: getting the towels and this stuff. So coach hook him
27:36
Speaker 1: up and he was he was at the game. So
27:38
Speaker 1: my son said, Daddy, I got to get an autograph
27:42
Speaker 1: with Kobe Bryant. I said, okay, cool, cool. I was
27:45
Speaker 1: like at the end of the game. So I see
27:48
Speaker 1: Kobe at halftime and I'm like, yo, this is my
27:50
Speaker 1: little man, right. He was like, Yo, that's oh man.
27:52
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I say, can't he get an autograph?
27:54
Speaker 1: After the game? He said, I got you cool, So
27:57
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm like, Kobe said, yes, we're good. Boom
28:00
Speaker 1: as it means a lot. It means a lot and
28:03
Speaker 1: Sean Kim will tell you this is true. Right, So,
28:06
Speaker 1: Sean Kim is with his with his son. We're backstage,
28:08
Speaker 1: and I'm feeling, I mean my feelings a little bit
28:11
Speaker 1: because it's looking like Kobe is not going to do it.
28:13
Speaker 1: He's got every he's got thirty forty people asking him
28:16
Speaker 1: questions whatever. He don't see me. I'm standing there feeling
28:19
Speaker 1: like a group of little trying to be but I'm
28:23
Speaker 1: doing this. You see, I'm doing this is my little
28:27
Speaker 1: man with the kid that I remember that you said,
28:30
Speaker 1: don't forget my man. Right. I'm sitting there right and
28:34
Speaker 1: Sean Kim is right next to me, and I'm like, Shot, Sean,
28:39
Speaker 1: am I playing myself. I'm so Jersey right now. I'm
28:42
Speaker 1: on cause now you didn't have about something like yo,
28:45
Speaker 1: forty minutes minutes got you baking like yo, Kobe got
28:50
Speaker 1: me looking crazy in front of my son and my
28:54
Speaker 1: sons like that. I thought you knew him. I'm smashing,
29:02
Speaker 1: but I'm trying to contain. But Shot Kivin's like, yo,
29:06
Speaker 1: be he's up. He's up. It's for your son, be
29:10
Speaker 1: you and your feeling relax, And that's what he's saying
29:13
Speaker 1: that Cooby, go yo beat, come on, let me sign
29:15
Speaker 1: you think Jesus, oh god, my ears about to blow up.
29:22
Speaker 1: I don't know why I took it so person so
29:24
Speaker 1: I can relate to you. I was like, my son
29:27
Speaker 1: is eight, he loves you. Man yourself would have been like,
29:32
Speaker 1: it's okay, Dad, forget it. Look like my son. I
29:36
Speaker 1: could tell him. He was like, yo, Dad, I don't
29:38
Speaker 1: think he I don't think you know him like that.
29:41
Speaker 1: You start scratching like that. You know we could go
29:43
Speaker 1: to the car, Dad, we could leave, we hire. I
29:45
Speaker 1: mean I thought you and him was cool. It's an
29:47
Speaker 1: ego thing, because ego thing it comes in there, you
29:52
Speaker 1: trying to I met everybody like like honestly, Jackson, I
29:57
Speaker 1: mean I met everybody. So I'm not like I was
30:00
Speaker 1: wasn't getting vape. I was kind of just in my
30:02
Speaker 1: feelings because I think I was embarrassed because for my son.
30:06
Speaker 1: So I don't know where I went with it, you
30:07
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? Like I was like, yo,
30:09
Speaker 1: yo code you say yes. But if we laughed me
30:14
Speaker 1: Chris laugh about all the time because none of about
30:16
Speaker 1: the good to play basketball at all, Like they don't
30:17
Speaker 1: even care about basketball period. So it was more about
30:20
Speaker 1: me and him. Yeah. Girls, that's what I'm saying. They
30:22
Speaker 1: didn't have nothing to do. They were innocent bystanding. That
30:26
Speaker 1: is actually funny. They don't even let me think about
30:30
Speaker 1: it no more. And that was an ego one. And
30:33
Speaker 1: the one time they kicked me out of Kevin Hart's
30:35
Speaker 1: comedy show because they had it, I didn't kick out.
30:39
Speaker 1: And he thinks he has privileges that he's like, can
30:42
Speaker 1: do stuff that other people can't do. So if they
30:44
Speaker 1: tell you at the beginning of the show, put your
30:47
Speaker 1: phones away, the phones have to be do not use
30:49
Speaker 1: your phone. If you take your phone out, we will
30:53
Speaker 1: out a phone. Rang. It was up, babe. It was like, sir,
30:58
Speaker 1: you gotta get out, you buget. He was like Kevin serious,
31:09
Speaker 1: no way, And you know what Kevin said, that's right.
31:13
Speaker 1: He was like I've seen you. He was like, I've
31:14
Speaker 1: seen you, but I told you no phone? How did
31:16
Speaker 1: you use? Just as an example, no, I know you, yo,
31:21
Speaker 1: I know you was where Where was Philly? It was?
31:25
Speaker 1: It was his show in Philly? Oh no, path it
31:27
Speaker 1: was sold film though, did they You couldn't have you
31:31
Speaker 1: could have no cameras. Yeah, thank god, thank god. That's
31:34
Speaker 1: good sitting in the second roun a fantom store. I
31:36
Speaker 1: was excited. But the funny thing is I DJ the
31:38
Speaker 1: pre show in the front people playing no phone. Now.
31:44
Speaker 1: That was like when Kevin hard Um it was the
31:47
Speaker 1: Philly or something. It was at the super Bowl or something,
31:49
Speaker 1: and keV tried to walk up on that stage and
31:51
Speaker 1: they gave him the fire call it the five fingers.
31:53
Speaker 1: My man. He was like me in my city, was like, yeah,
31:59
Speaker 1: I tried to put it on. He was like, no,
32:03
Speaker 1: anybody up here short, not right now. I'm not right now.
32:06
Speaker 1: Was like, what that hurts too, because that's on camera. Yeah,
32:10
Speaker 1: that first when it's on camera. I wasn't on camera.
32:13
Speaker 1: But everybody you're with have to leave us with me though,
32:17
Speaker 1: they because they were throwing me out and I was
32:19
Speaker 1: the ride. You gotta go. They mad at you. It's
32:22
Speaker 1: it's quiet in the cart. I'm not gonna lie. I
32:26
Speaker 1: would have stayed and I'd have been like, I couldn't
32:28
Speaker 1: find you, We couldn't use our phone. It's drinky Angela.
32:34
Speaker 1: I gotta stay your friend because she tricky. I gotta
32:36
Speaker 1: be on her good side now. Not to talk about
32:39
Speaker 1: bad news, but you know, in the last couple of months.
32:41
Speaker 1: We know that you've been going through a lot, yes
32:43
Speaker 1: and everything, and we've seen the story in TMC. So
32:45
Speaker 1: how's the family now and how's everybody healing your wife?
32:48
Speaker 1: It's just hard, you know, I'll be honest with you.
32:50
Speaker 1: You know you you don't get over losing your parents.
32:53
Speaker 1: Like it's just like one of those things. You just
32:54
Speaker 1: gotta take a day at a time, right you You
32:57
Speaker 1: Like I tell people like you have a great day,
33:00
Speaker 1: and then another day you might have a half a
33:01
Speaker 1: good day, then one day you might have a whole
33:04
Speaker 1: bad day until you able to level out. The thing
33:07
Speaker 1: for me that's been helpful is, you know, working and
33:11
Speaker 1: I got things to do that kind of like not
33:14
Speaker 1: let me sit in it because it's not going to
33:18
Speaker 1: change unfortunately, And it's just one of those things that
33:20
Speaker 1: sucks your energy now because you get depressed, you know
33:23
Speaker 1: what I mean, And then you don't radiate where like
33:25
Speaker 1: where I want to radiate now with all these projects
33:28
Speaker 1: and things that are going I gotta get up here
33:30
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be depressed and stay down here.
33:32
Speaker 1: But you sometimes you can't help it. It's just reality, yeah,
33:36
Speaker 1: because I think it's expected too, Like you should be
33:39
Speaker 1: at times depressed and sad about it, and then you
33:42
Speaker 1: feel better. I just had a moment yesterday that was profound.
33:48
Speaker 1: So I'm waiting for you to tape your show about that.
33:53
Speaker 1: Earlier it was like, only vets come on time? Yeah,
33:56
Speaker 1: he was like. She was like he was three hours earlier. Yeah,
33:59
Speaker 1: I can't. It was stupid, But came back another thirty
34:07
Speaker 1: minute time. Yeah, I came here. I wanted to do.
34:08
Speaker 1: That's what you do. That was like it was like,
34:11
Speaker 1: because I'm always on time too, and so but you
34:13
Speaker 1: know a lot of times people be late, but I
34:15
Speaker 1: feel like that's a professional thing. Yeah, I don't want
34:17
Speaker 1: to be you know, I don't know ghetto stuff, but
34:19
Speaker 1: real quick. So yesterday I was having a like pretty
34:23
Speaker 1: good day or whatever. Right, so I run into Mike Geronimo.
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Speaker 1: This is the most random story. You know, I got
34:29
Speaker 1: great stories. But so I'm in the studio he's going
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Speaker 1: to record, and we passed each other in the hallway
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Speaker 1: and he's like, yo, Bill Geronimo and I know his
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Speaker 1: voice and I was like, Yo, Michael, what's up. It's
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Speaker 1: that you. He was like, yeah, we sucked. I'm like,
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Speaker 1: oh my god. So we catch up blah blah blah,
34:46
Speaker 1: and out of know where he asked me he said
34:50
Speaker 1: how you doing be? And I knew. I was like, dude,
34:52
Speaker 1: you know something the way he said it like how
34:55
Speaker 1: you doing? No, no, for real, how you doing? And
34:57
Speaker 1: I was like I'm I right and he was like, yeah, um,
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Speaker 1: I know what happened. And I was like, oh my god, no,
35:05
Speaker 1: don't make me cry, bro, Like what's going on? So
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Speaker 1: then he said to me, which was so profound. He
35:11
Speaker 1: was like, what would your father want from you right now?
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Speaker 1: Would he want you to be this sad or would
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Speaker 1: he wants you to move on and keep moving and
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Speaker 1: keep your head up? And I was like, yo, what
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Speaker 1: made you say that? He was like I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I was yo. It was like everything I needed, everything
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Speaker 1: I needed. He put me on twenty and I know
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Speaker 1: he was thinking from Mike Geronimo. Yeah, like the most
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Speaker 1: coolest street profound. He hit me with like like a
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Speaker 1: spirit spoke through him. And the only reason I ran
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Speaker 1: into him because I had to go back room. Oh
35:42
Speaker 1: that's where you were? I yeah, I was going to
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Speaker 1: bathroom and he was leaving and I was just like yo,
35:47
Speaker 1: but he but he helped me out so shout out
35:49
Speaker 1: to my Geronimo. That is done. You've also been talking
35:51
Speaker 1: about this part two, the sequel for this almost ten
35:56
Speaker 1: years now. Yeah, because I did still look like twenty one. Yeah,
36:00
Speaker 1: still pull it off, right. I just gotta get ripped
36:02
Speaker 1: a little bit because I gotta have my shirt off
36:03
Speaker 1: in a couple of scenes. So I'm gonna have to
36:05
Speaker 1: stop the bagels. And I love pickles. So I came
36:08
Speaker 1: up with an idea though that I want her in
36:10
Speaker 1: the movie, you know, but she you know, you can't
36:13
Speaker 1: be drinking in the movie, not the whole movie, just
36:15
Speaker 1: one scene should be walking through. You want another mom bells,
36:21
Speaker 1: she said. She said we should do it all girls version. Yeah,
36:24
Speaker 1: but women's version of how to be a player at
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. Would you you're gonna be the star
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Speaker 1: of it. I don't know if I could be the start,
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Speaker 1: but you're gonna be in it because you play it though?
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Speaker 1: How you doing? She got all the moves, she knows
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Speaker 1: how to do it. We came up yesterday we were
36:39
Speaker 1: talking about this is the funniest Joe. Do you know
36:42
Speaker 1: how slick women in and how they stick together when
36:44
Speaker 1: they got a lie? She said, her teams like a girl's.
36:48
Speaker 1: They practice scenarios so when they come up, they're gout
36:52
Speaker 1: like Navy seals. Bro Let me tell you about God.
36:56
Speaker 1: Tell you just one story that's playing Broo. Okay, right,
37:02
Speaker 1: I'm watching on TV. I see Hove sitting at the
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Speaker 1: at the at the game. Angelie told me she was
37:07
Speaker 1: going on a date. Right right, she goes on the date.
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Speaker 1: And I guess the seats were as good as we're
37:14
Speaker 1: in the box. We had box seat boxing, but you
37:16
Speaker 1: looking up it was too high, right, you want to
37:18
Speaker 1: hear snakers? You're like, I want to hear sneakers. Good.
37:23
Speaker 1: I see Hove. She's sitting next to Hove and then
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Speaker 1: next to Mike Kaiser. You lying left her date three
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Speaker 1: hundred by himself balls, just like you're doing. You're doing it.
37:35
Speaker 1: Don't play basketball, no more of the game. Yeah, you
37:39
Speaker 1: don't play. It's like I'll be right back, came back.
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Speaker 1: Not No, I was, I was honest. I was like, look,
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Speaker 1: I mean I didn't lie. What's gonna be mad about that?
37:52
Speaker 1: You enjoying the box? It wasn't even texted like how
37:58
Speaker 1: is the box? Yeah? I mean enjoy your open bar?
38:02
Speaker 1: Before I went down, like yo, I can't believe you
38:09
Speaker 1: did that, but I'm proud of you. It's like, g
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Speaker 1: move though. I mean, who wouldn't do that though? But
38:14
Speaker 1: but see, here's the thing. You are accustomed to a
38:17
Speaker 1: certain lifestyle, you know, and the privileges, and the box
38:20
Speaker 1: was too hot. She her nose was leaking up that.
38:25
Speaker 1: But it wasn't It wasn't a real date. He was like,
38:28
Speaker 1: do you want to go to the game day? That
38:30
Speaker 1: is a date. He was trying to pursue it. He
38:33
Speaker 1: picked you up. Y'all just met that. Yeah, no, you
38:35
Speaker 1: gotta go down there game. They ain't any official I think,
38:38
Speaker 1: get flowers. Nothing out of day. My goodness. Oh you
38:42
Speaker 1: know what else you talked about that I want to
38:44
Speaker 1: address to this whole entanglement. You talked about it. She did,
38:49
Speaker 1: really like now because it's interesting because you know, I
38:53
Speaker 1: did the August interview where he talked about it for
38:55
Speaker 1: the first time, okay, and everybody was like, oh my
38:57
Speaker 1: godess too. But you know, there's always whispers about things,
39:00
Speaker 1: things that are happening in Hollywood, and people kind of
39:02
Speaker 1: knew about it, as you were saying, but it was
39:05
Speaker 1: like a shock to the rest of the world. Do
39:07
Speaker 1: you think that's something as a man that you could
39:09
Speaker 1: get over an entanglement like what happened. Wow, I mean
39:14
Speaker 1: you probably can. I mean in time. But like I said,
39:18
Speaker 1: for guys, our egos are humous, and you know, you
39:23
Speaker 1: gotta kind of be like you gotta throw it over
39:26
Speaker 1: your shoulder like the drink, or you never gonna get past.
39:29
Speaker 1: It's just gonna be a stumbling block, you know what
39:31
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Because you don't. I think if you do it,
39:33
Speaker 1: don't ask too many questions because you get in there,
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Speaker 1: you're done, Like, you know, was it better than me? Babe?
39:39
Speaker 1: Want to see you can't get in there. That's like
39:44
Speaker 1: doing a threesome and then your girl leave for the
39:46
Speaker 1: other dude. That's basically happen. Okay, for the other dude,
39:50
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, but or the other woman.
39:52
Speaker 1: Because that happened, that can't happen too. I've seen that happen.
39:55
Speaker 1: I happened to you. Thank God. That's too much drummer.
40:00
Speaker 1: That's a super integrament. But what I'm saying is, like
40:03
Speaker 1: with with the Will and Jada situation. The reason I
40:07
Speaker 1: wrote that joke because it was something that like I
40:09
Speaker 1: heard about hurt about her to hurt about and then
40:11
Speaker 1: when it got revealed and I just studied it, I
40:13
Speaker 1: just had I gotta find an angle on it. That's
40:15
Speaker 1: funny even though it's a tough situation. And that's how
40:19
Speaker 1: I got to the men being a side check because
40:20
Speaker 1: guys don't realize, you know, in that situation, you you
40:24
Speaker 1: basically are the side check. Like you know, she not
40:26
Speaker 1: leaving her man for you. You know you you you
40:29
Speaker 1: you you to clean up right you you come, you
40:31
Speaker 1: get the Tuesday Wednesday join. You ain't getting the weekendhog Day,
40:35
Speaker 1: groundhog Day because I said, I said, I said in
40:41
Speaker 1: a special, you gotta learn your holidays when you're a
40:43
Speaker 1: side check, because you can't get the main holid days,
40:46
Speaker 1: not the majorsay ground hug Day. See she give me something.
40:53
Speaker 1: You gotta watch it. I think you're gonna find. Yeah,
40:55
Speaker 1: it's really funny, and it's really funny stuff in there
40:59
Speaker 1: that it's such a really New York attitude in it
41:03
Speaker 1: that you I did a joke about Takashi that went viral,
41:07
Speaker 1: like it was just about how I would be a
41:09
Speaker 1: snitch too, Like you know what I'm saying, Like I'm
41:11
Speaker 1: not doing fifty two years or whatever they offered him
41:14
Speaker 1: was a lot of years. Like that's a lot. So
41:16
Speaker 1: I'm telling, like telling, we're not going to negotiate this, yeah,
41:20
Speaker 1: because a lot of people will be like listen, the
41:23
Speaker 1: code is right. Everybody wants you to be Everybody say
41:26
Speaker 1: the cold is real till it's fifty five years. That's right,
41:29
Speaker 1: Like that's a that's a good amount of time to
41:32
Speaker 1: be away. Like you're telling Envy, I'm not doing no chromble,
41:36
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying, it depends who am I'm telling
41:39
Speaker 1: all that, But it's fifty five years he's telling. He's telling.
41:44
Speaker 1: He's not going to tell close enough to you to
41:48
Speaker 1: tell you. You're not doing fifty years to nobody. If
41:52
Speaker 1: it's a week and he's telling, it depends, like if
41:56
Speaker 1: it's could you sit down for a weekend for your man,
42:00
Speaker 1: so he speak one of your best friends whatever, when
42:03
Speaker 1: you say that for a week, you could do it
42:05
Speaker 1: clean clean, But fifty is he lying? If he acts yo, fifty,
42:11
Speaker 1: get your back tight because you know what fifty is.
42:15
Speaker 1: Fifty is a minute Like who yo, you'd be like
42:19
Speaker 1: my man man? Like your stomach like, yo, is he
42:22
Speaker 1: my cousin on my play? So the funny. The funny
42:27
Speaker 1: thing about it is it makes you question where you
42:29
Speaker 1: at with it, like, Okay, are you that loyal or
42:32
Speaker 1: is loyalty crazy for you? Because that's a less amount
42:35
Speaker 1: of loyalty that makes no sense to me, Like I
42:37
Speaker 1: didn't do the crime you did. Yeah, And if I
42:40
Speaker 1: didn't do the crime, no, your boy, you are a
42:42
Speaker 1: witness to something. And if you tell, if you tell,
42:47
Speaker 1: you get off. Oh if I didn't do the crime,
42:49
Speaker 1: because sometimes you get it for me just being there.
42:52
Speaker 1: Oh what Mike tell Mikey, Mikey. They called us, They
42:57
Speaker 1: called you, Mike, they called you, come out, yo, Mike.
43:05
Speaker 1: I got your I got all your stuff out here.
43:08
Speaker 1: I'm a holy till you get out now. Question. Charlomagne
43:11
Speaker 1: interviewed Arsenio Hall. Yes, and he said when the show
43:13
Speaker 1: was over, you were supposed to replace him. Is there
43:15
Speaker 1: any truth to that? Yes, there was, there was, There was,
43:19
Speaker 1: there there was. It was really an interesting situation. So
43:24
Speaker 1: they were looking for the next guy. I was literally
43:27
Speaker 1: like on the runway. I was sitting there. I had
43:29
Speaker 1: a deal. Um, I forget which network I had to
43:32
Speaker 1: deal with at the time, And so when Arsenio was leaving,
43:36
Speaker 1: I was kind of coming up in that little gap
43:39
Speaker 1: area right there, and so I had to show the
43:41
Speaker 1: Bill Bellamy Show, and um, I don't know what actually
43:46
Speaker 1: went wrong, but like at the last second, it was like,
43:50
Speaker 1: we're not gonna do it. I was right there too.
43:52
Speaker 1: I was like, with the suit and everything, think, damn, yeah,
43:56
Speaker 1: it didn't happen. This is that's how life goes. Maybe
43:59
Speaker 1: maybe maybe maybe somebody was like, yeah, you know they
44:02
Speaker 1: you know, old school mafia style. Nah, you can't happen.
44:05
Speaker 1: Damn it. Now we always ask this before anybody leaves
44:07
Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore of comedians, who was on your Mount Rushmore.
44:11
Speaker 1: That's pretty easy for me. Okay, all right, So we're
44:14
Speaker 1: gonna go with everybody that I know influenced my career
44:18
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Um, Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor that
44:24
Speaker 1: I get one more rate, one more, one more. I'm
44:26
Speaker 1: gonna go with George Carlin. It's a little different because
44:31
Speaker 1: there's other people I could put in there, but I'm
44:32
Speaker 1: just going by people that influenced me, that made me
44:35
Speaker 1: really want to be comedians, like storytelling, uh, honesty, um, jokes,
44:43
Speaker 1: jokes style, you know what I mean? Like those four
44:45
Speaker 1: comics off the top of my head were the ones
44:47
Speaker 1: that made me like, oh, dang man, that look fun
44:50
Speaker 1: as hell, Like just if they're talking for hour, how
44:53
Speaker 1: they never run out? I I never I used to
44:55
Speaker 1: say to myself, how do they not run out of stuff?
44:58
Speaker 1: To say? Right, yeah, they talk our No, it's it's material.
45:02
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45:04
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45:06
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45:14
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45:28
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45:30
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45:50
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