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FULL SHOW: Ryan Meets Skeletor · On Air with Ryan Seacrest

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  Speaker 1: From Hollywood to you. Thank you for listening to us.
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  Speaker 2: Ryan Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.
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  Speaker 1: May Day. May First, the door is a jar to summer.
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  Speaker 1: The door is a jar to the best time of
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  Speaker 1: the year, except for the holidays, which are also the
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  Speaker 1: best time of the year. This is this part of
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  Speaker 1: the year's best time of the year. May First ancient
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  Speaker 1: festival spring Maypole dance. I remember doing that at Austin
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  Speaker 1: Elementary my elementary school, very recognizable May tradition dance. We
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  Speaker 1: would celebrate with ribbons and tangle them all up around
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  Speaker 1: the maypole, do a little skip pity hop. Huh do
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  Speaker 1: you guys ever do that in school?
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  Speaker 2: Ipe? We did? I don't remember. You don't I remember
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  Speaker 2: this too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The ribbons symbolized the community's bond and the fabric
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  Speaker 1: of life. This is something that we should really remind
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  Speaker 1: ourselves of. I just love that there was technically an
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  Speaker 1: assembly like you had it. You got out of math
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  Speaker 1: that day for about thirty five minutes to go, you know,
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  Speaker 1: dancing around with some ribbons about the fabric of life
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  Speaker 1: around the may pole and here we are s may
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  Speaker 1: Did they know that would happen when they did that?
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  Speaker 2: The bsp it supposed to be me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they should know they're saying it wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, so you said you like May, you're like a
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  Speaker 3: summer guy, but you love the holidays.
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  Speaker 2: If you had to pick one.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, how do you not know what kind of guy
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  Speaker 1: I am?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like you're out there trying to set me up, like
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  Speaker 1: you're you're you're marketing me, and then you know that
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  Speaker 1: kind of guy.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: You know what kind of calendar guy I am?
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  Speaker 3: If you had to pick one, endless summer or endless holiday,
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  Speaker 3: which would you choose?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? This would never happen. You know, I'm surprised.
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  Speaker 1: I don't deal in the world of rigid people anymore. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and that is a rigid question. I'm tired of picking
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  Speaker 1: one or the other, black or white. It's so rigid.
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  Speaker 1: I just nothing is that way. No, but it's you say,
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  Speaker 1: you're like, no one has to pick anything anymore, just
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  Speaker 1: enjoy it. So for me, this time of year, the
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  Speaker 1: best is summer. That time of year the best is Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: We should throw you like a birthday party in the summer. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: a half birthday? Yeah, like a half birthday. Yes, because I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even want a birthday party in the winter, so
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: I think that he doesn't want I think that you
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  Speaker 3: don't want the party in the winter because it's so
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  Speaker 3: close to Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: And that don't think. Let me just tell you, I
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  Speaker 1: don't like the attention being on me to celebrate.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry. We're going to just throw it and you'll
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  Speaker 2: be surprised. Wait, I feel like about it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't go here. I got a carboard cutout that will
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  Speaker 1: come in June. We'll use that.
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  Speaker 2: We'll do it in June.
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  Speaker 1: No, we won't. All right, Hey, clouds this morning sunshine later,
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  Speaker 1: got seventies, got eighties as you work your way inland.
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  Speaker 1: Not as warm this weekend. High's in the mid seventies.
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  Speaker 1: All right, good morning. There's so much to do today.
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  Speaker 1: It's a free gas Friday, and that's going to come
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  Speaker 1: up in a second. When you get your free gas.
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  Speaker 1: Here you will get free gas. But you all speak
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  Speaker 1: all it went free gays.
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  Speaker 4: For a year.
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  Speaker 1: I just I can't wait to tell you that's you,
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  Speaker 1: when it becomes you and you are the person that wins. Now, Sophia,
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  Speaker 1: this is interesting. I want to tell you something. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna talk about coffee. We should talk more about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of like, there are two great pleasures in
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  Speaker 1: life that you can't take these. I'm not letting anyone
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  Speaker 1: take these away from me. Number one sunsets. Don't take
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  Speaker 1: it away from me. That is like I like that
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  Speaker 1: time of night. I don't want anybody to disturb that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't want that. I don't get it all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I mean there are many most nights you
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  Speaker 1: don't get to see it. But when you do, that's precious.
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  Speaker 1: That resets you. That's a good feeling. The other one
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  Speaker 1: on the other side, in the morning, coffee, don't mess
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  Speaker 1: with it, you know, to my doctor listening. Don't care.
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  Speaker 2: What does the doctor say to you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. But when you tell me there's too
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  Speaker 1: much caffeine or something coming up, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care. I'm not letting you take that away. I'll
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  Speaker 1: stretch or I'll do whatever else, mobility, whatever you have,
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  Speaker 1: other stuff. Hmmm, But no, not with the coffee. She's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna happen. So, Sophia, they got your coffee order
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  Speaker 1: wrong this morning. Now that's a moment because you need
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  Speaker 1: it to be perfect. Otherwise your days off. Yes, did
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  Speaker 1: you send it back?
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  Speaker 5: Honestly I did, but I felt super timid about it,
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  Speaker 5: and they got the actual order right. But they got
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  Speaker 5: the size wrong, and that's where I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: it was a smaller, bigger, it was smaller.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: If you paid for it the large and know that
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  Speaker 1: you cannot drink all the large, but you can't get
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  Speaker 1: enough out of the small, so.
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  Speaker 5: Far you can suck like I feel like already I
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  Speaker 5: get super nervous when they make the actual order wrong.
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  Speaker 6: But it's like I paid for a large, so I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: I have to.
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  Speaker 1: You have didn't. How do they handle it? Probably fine?
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  Speaker 5: No, I honestly I feel like I got some attitude.
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  Speaker 5: The barista ask me, well, do you want me to
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  Speaker 5: remake it and add more ice?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I just got like stared at and.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe the approach is more of hey,
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  Speaker 1: so sorry to bother, actually ordered the larger one, but
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  Speaker 1: it's okay if it's I understand, No, Probably are you're busy?
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  Speaker 1: It's over? No? No, no. You want them to feel bad,
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  Speaker 1: in other words, like you're gonna sacrifice because they made
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  Speaker 1: a mistake. So that they it's counter it's like counterintuitive,
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  Speaker 1: so that then they go, no, no, no, you don't, don't worry,
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  Speaker 1: I'll redo it. Instead of like asking them to redo it,
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  Speaker 1: you accept the mistake so that they actually feel bad
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  Speaker 1: and they redo it.
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  Speaker 2: What if it's your mistake though, because this happened to
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  Speaker 2: me last night. I was at a steak restaurant and
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  Speaker 2: I ordered a steak. I wanted it medium, and the
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  Speaker 2: server convinced me to get it medium rare plus, saying that.
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  Speaker 1: Is that I don't even know what that is. I
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  Speaker 1: need to see it chart.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, I don't want it bloody, and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: it's just a little pink. I'm like, okay, that sounds nice,
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  Speaker 2: I guess, but then it can you.
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  Speaker 1: Bring out the steak map key, I need to.
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  Speaker 2: See it and it is so raw And I felt
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  Speaker 2: that sending it back because that's what I ordered, Like
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  Speaker 2: I ordered it that way, I should have just ordered medium,
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  Speaker 2: and I ate it that way.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you, is this too much?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's perfect? Did you like like that? Loved it?
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  Speaker 1: How was it really great? Every time? I never say anything,
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  Speaker 1: how was it? You know? Even if the fish is fishy?
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  Speaker 2: It was great.
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  Speaker 1: I love, it was just great.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't know what they're gonna do when they
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  Speaker 2: take it back. They're like, oh, you know, we could
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  Speaker 2: reheat it. I don't know. I'm just like, uh, I'll
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  Speaker 2: just eat.
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  Speaker 1: What I got. I mean, here's the thing, you're having
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  Speaker 1: a steak. Life is good, you know what I mean? Like,
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  Speaker 1: who cares exactly what color the steak is? It is steak.
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  Speaker 2: I really we're excited about the cream corn brula or
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  Speaker 2: whatever that was.
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  Speaker 1: That was yummy cream corn brewlai.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it was the most delicious.
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  Speaker 1: Where were you on death row for your last meal?
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  Speaker 2: Basically? Basically? I mean I just had like a spoonful
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  Speaker 2: of it. But it was so good.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so underrated. It has no nutritional You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get on the corn wagon now. I do not have
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  Speaker 1: time for that on this Friday.
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  Speaker 2: We should have time at some point.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you take that? You corn advocates, go to
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  Speaker 1: the podcast check it out. I'm sure there's not one
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  Speaker 1: for corn. You could get that to. Amy Sugarman should
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  Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, I can sponsor that.
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  Speaker 3: I can.
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  Speaker 1: We got Crispecks, They're a big sponsor those there. I
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  Speaker 1: think corn cereals.
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  Speaker 2: There's no nutritional value in corn.
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  Speaker 1: The State of Iowa will bring you that whole podcast.
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  Speaker 1: They will be your sponsored wrought by the whole State
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  Speaker 1: of Iowa. All Right, Tanya, you going down a cornhole.
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  Speaker 2: I realized there was no nutritional value.
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  Speaker 1: But I like really found not only that, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you've checked your system, but they don't digest,
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  Speaker 1: they don't disintegrate.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, I've been eating a lot of corn lately.
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  Speaker 1: We wasted time. That's like having that iceberg lettuce. What's
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  Speaker 1: the point, what's.
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  Speaker 2: Wrong with iceberg lettuce? Now?
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  Speaker 1: No nutritional values? Lies?
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  Speaker 2: Wow, it's lettuce.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's there's Google that one, the GPS, GPS, GPT,
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  Speaker 1: that one GPS GPS. It all right because a Tanya
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  Speaker 1: was saying, hey, you know corn doesn't get in a publicity, so.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the nutritional value, she's.
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  Speaker 1: The corn corner coming up wherever you get your podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're wrong, then.
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  Speaker 7: Iceberg.
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  Speaker 2: Let us get to bad rap.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not literally devoid of nutrition. It's just very
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  Speaker 3: light on it compared to dark leafy greens.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, it makes a great wrap which puts some chicken inside.
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  Speaker 1: It makes a good rap. Not a bad rap, but
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  Speaker 1: it's not very high in stuff. Anyway, there's something else
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  Speaker 1: that I wanted to do. It was on my mind. Ruby,
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  Speaker 1: you were on my mind. So Ruby is in the
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  Speaker 1: back room. It's Friday. We're given away all this free gas.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna win it for a year. I just love that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Ruby, you're hosting a party for us?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, I'm hosting a little backyard boogie for my friend's birthday.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Now I always have a question about this music
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  Speaker 1: volume and how late? How long with the neighbors?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so that's my question.
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  Speaker 8: Do I need to give a heads up because we're
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  Speaker 8: gonna make smash burgers. It's starting around three ish.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna invite them?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 2: So well three?
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  Speaker 6: Well when is it gonna wrap that?
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  Speaker 8: It's it's a little loose, but that that's why I'm like,
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  Speaker 8: do I need to let the neighbors know that we're
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  Speaker 8: going to have people over?
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  Speaker 7: It's about forty five to fifty people.
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  Speaker 1: Rule of thumb. When forty five fifty people smash party
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  Speaker 1: of career, you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't let them know unless it's nice time.
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with your manners? Anytime you think you should,
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  Speaker 1: you should.
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  Speaker 2: No day time is all. I like invite the next
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  Speaker 2: door neighbors, but that don't need to like tell a
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  Speaker 2: whole street.
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  Speaker 1: Also, here's the other thing for me. Send them a plate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have to send them a plate to the smash burgers.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, like smash burger over the fence.
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  Speaker 1: Before Yeah, but before like tow fifty five to forty five. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: just want to let you know we're doing this over here,
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  Speaker 1: one that you guys have some thank you so much
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  Speaker 1: for your neighborly friendship.
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  Speaker 2: That's cute.
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  Speaker 1: And don't even say anything about the I mean the
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  Speaker 1: fifty people. Just send that out. What are they gonna do?
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  Speaker 4: Then?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I feel like sometimes you raise like more concern
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  Speaker 8: by bringing it up or bringing the number of people totally.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, here's a burger. We're having some people over. That's
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  Speaker 7: a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Just send the plate, I mean, not a or a
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  Speaker 1: plate of yes, yes, yeah, plate of the things yes.
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  Speaker 1: And then and then don't act like you're asking for permission.
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  Speaker 1: Just be generous like that. That's the way to do it, guys.
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  Speaker 7: That's cute.
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  Speaker 1: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: Tonight is a big date night day first. That doesn't
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  Speaker 1: happen all the time. It's May first on a Friday,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know. Actually, you know now that I'm
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  Speaker 1: in that world, I don't know what's better at data
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  Speaker 1: on a Friday or day on a Saturday. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a date on a Saturday Monday. So close date on
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  Speaker 1: a Friday. I've worked, got to get home, the shower, somebody.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have time, so I don't know. But if
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  Speaker 1: you are going out and you want them to think
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  Speaker 1: you're hot, it's like if you don't want them to
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  Speaker 1: think you're hot, I don't know where you're going out
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  Speaker 1: with them, but if you want them to think that
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  Speaker 1: you're attractive and hot. They say this type of food
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  Speaker 1: you eat is important. I'm going to disagree. Uh, but
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  Speaker 1: take them out to eat spicy food, Thai food, Indian food,
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  Speaker 1: Mexican food. I think spicy, lots of spices. The hot
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  Speaker 1: sensation triggers a part of your brain, the unconscious personality
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  Speaker 1: association part of your brain. So they'll think you're hot
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  Speaker 1: as a person while they're eating hot food.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of get it. We did Mexican on our
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  Speaker 2: first day with Michael.
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  Speaker 1: Mexican food is amazing. I just need to know you
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  Speaker 1: well enough because I burp onions, spice, tomatoes and beans,
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  Speaker 1: welcome meal, the same with all of it. Like I
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  Speaker 1: don't mind burping, and I don't mind indigestion. I mean
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  Speaker 1: it's fun sometimes.
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  Speaker 6: Right, especially when the foods were there so much.
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  Speaker 1: It's not how much, not much. It's what it's chopped
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  Speaker 1: raw onions on cheese and chiladas that will do it
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  Speaker 1: to me.
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  Speaker 2: I would never go to dinner. Don't get raw onions
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  Speaker 2: you're on a first date.
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  Speaker 1: Well, garlic is in that stuff. You know where the
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  Speaker 1: garlic's coming from. That's all over the place, garlic. I
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  Speaker 1: just think that like it's it's the most charming. I
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  Speaker 1: love it. That's all fun, good stuff. But you got
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  Speaker 1: to be aware of your system. That's what they say, though,
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  Speaker 1: eat hot, you're hot anyway. Today's quote this is from
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  Speaker 1: my mom. She always says something like, hey, Ryan, I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna go to bed. It's ten o'clock my time.
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  Speaker 1: What time are you in? You're right with me here,
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  Speaker 1: it's not ten o'clock. I do that. There's only one
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  Speaker 1: time she said, nope, it's nine thirty my time. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: it's not. It's six thirty. Here we are in the
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  Speaker 1: same room. Like, what are you talking about? Your time?
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  Speaker 1: There's your time?
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  Speaker 2: Does to stay on her time? Wait?
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  Speaker 7: This is the quote.
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  Speaker 1: The quote is the right time doesn't exist. There's only time.
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  Speaker 1: What you choose to do with it is what you
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  Speaker 1: choose to do with it exactly. But the right time
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  Speaker 1: is it doesn't. No, there's no right time. There's only time.
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  Speaker 1: You choose huge control. You make the choices in that time.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're listening. Yeah, Kailani kiss FM after seven
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  Speaker 2: The President signed legislation funding much of the Department of
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  Speaker 2: Homeland Security, but not its immigration enforcement operations, ending the
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  Speaker 2: longest agency shutdown in history. Police arrested two Glendale residents
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  Speaker 2: three hundred thousand dollars by purchasing high end clothing and
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  Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo dropped dates for her Massive Unraveled Tour or
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  Speaker 1: You come, I mean, it really is simple. We're about
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  Speaker 1: to pay a bill. I got free gas for you
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  Speaker 1: coming up. It's all happening because it's May one Friday.
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  Speaker 1: It's a weekend here in southern California. Look cooler. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you just boil things down and just like simplify
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  Speaker 1: things in life, no one disappoints you until they do.
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  Speaker 1: It's true, right, And like Jordan went to the Dodger
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  Speaker 1: game thought it was free. It was free until it
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  Speaker 1: was not. So how did you mistake the free game
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  Speaker 1: that was not the free game? Jordan?
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  Speaker 9: I got invited it was last minute, asked if I
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  Speaker 9: was free. I was like, cool, I'm down for a free.
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  Speaker 1: Just the guy from the gym.
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  Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no romantic relation?
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  Speaker 2: What's so o okay?
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  Speaker 1: Copy that? So you're down for a free Dodger game?
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  Speaker 1: Then your friend charged you.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, we go and we pull up to the game,
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  Speaker 9: and you know how you have to go through the
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  Speaker 9: parking guys, the security. We get there and they're like, oh, like,
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  Speaker 9: if you don't mind just covering the parking, that'd be great.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, oh, okay.
• 14:53
  Speaker 9: Well, I came in with the idea that everything was
• 14:56
  Speaker 9: going to be free. I was gonna buy the drink
• 14:58
  Speaker 9: at the bar because like as a thing thank you,
• 15:00
  Speaker 9: but ended up paying for parking instead.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, look, I think that's actually for me.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Sistney, what do you think, But I
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: think that's actually for your.
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: I think that's fine.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: If they bought the tickets for you, So they did
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: they pay for the tickets?
• 15:16
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, so they paid Oh they paid for the tickets Okay,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: and then yeah I didn't. I don't say anything wrong
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: with that. But if they got those tickets for free
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: and they're bringing you, then y'all should just split the parking.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: And by the way, like I have had friends I
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: buy dinner, they're like, oh, bro, let meet the parking outside.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I got yeah, you know, it's just like that's kind
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: of like the seesaw of life.
• 15:34
  Speaker 9: I kind of wanted to be the one to offer though, like, yeah,
• 15:38
  Speaker 9: I mean I would I was going to offer to split.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: But back up, back up your offer to the parking,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: like you should now now going into the next thing,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: when there's going to be a price of injury that's
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: not the ticket. Then you say, yeah, i'd love to go,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: let me get parking. They may say at that point
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: not I don't worry about I got it, or thank you
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: so much. That's probably better than buying them a drink.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: How much was the parking versus the drink?
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: Basically the same price.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Parking like forty five bucks at Doctor Stadium.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I think parking. Honestly, when someone says let me grab parking,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: that's like a relief. Yeah, Like you ever go somewhere
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: and you get the parking, You're like, what the parking was?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: What the best? The best movies?
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: If they say I want to drive, I'll drive us like.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, I don't like that.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Guess who's not a good passenger on the panel.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Oh my's no way, Oh my gosh.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: I don't imagine Ryan sitting in the passenger seat while
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I was driving.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: No, that's why I would be like, guys, i'll follow you,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: follow me.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not going That would be my worst night in
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: any car, as long as I don't have to drive.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: You always complain when I drive.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, well have you seen you drive?
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: You just get so close to the car in front.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: You just you're like bumper car people. I don't understand you.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: You don't want exactly, you don't want to encourage the thing.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: The beep is going to break sometimes it's used too much.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, beep, you're not. I still have.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that camera lies sometimes too. That thing looks like
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: it's from a helicopter. It's right there on the bumper.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: A thousand bucks to pay a bill in the Saint
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Gabriel Valley Kiss FM. That's a Sabrina Carpenter's on Kiss FM.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I talked to from my age someone
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I got to go to both Coachella's. He went to
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: the Weekend one Weekend two. I said. He said, Weekend won.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Everyone's so excited.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah we can.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: There's a little there's a little less of a gear.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: But I felt like there was more surprises Weekend two,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: like Madonna coming out with Sabrina Carpenter.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Valley of islet scheduling. That was to do with scheduling
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: unless the artists think, you know what they I'm I'm
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: just going to do me weekend one, but I got
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: to up my game weekend too.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I think there's an up your game weekend two vibe
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: or sure.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: So reports vary about weekend one weekend two, but there
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: will be two weekends coming up again in twenty twenty seven.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: First we got to drop the ball, then we get
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: to Coachell. It's a lot going on before that. So
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: if you think you might want to go, basically you
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: got to decide immediately. But for the lineup is announced, right, Yeah,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: what are the prices? The prices five six hundred bucks.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Five six hundred bucks. It cracked me up getting this
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: email because it was the day after Weekend two wrapped.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, people are probably still driving home from the desert.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: And you originated the email the.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Coachella Golden Voice, like like, yes, it's because I've gone
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: to Coachella in the past. I'm on like their emails. Yes,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: I'm on the list. And so it was like, Coachella
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: tickets go on sale May first eleven, am, be ready,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: and obviously there's no lineup, so everyone's just kind of
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: trying to predict who they think might be there next year.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: All right, So who do we think might be there
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: next year? Olivia Rodrigo. I mean she's she's gonna have
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: their big year right now.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: I think she will have a huge year. The album
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: comes out June twelfth, So Olivia Rodrigraffer sure is on
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: my list.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think has Bad Bunny ever done it?
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: He has done it, he did it in twenty twenty three,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: but him coming back also great moment, And when you
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: think about it, that was like four years ago in
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty seven.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: What about K pop? Have they ever done Coachella?
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: I don't think they've ever headlined.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: No, not a headline.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Black Pink was like second to last.
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: So yes, I think this.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Will be a Coachella. They're going to change Coachella to
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: a K spelled with the K this year.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I think du A Lipa got to.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Paint all the police cards with a K Collachella.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: That's pretty funny.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: You just come up with, Well, no, I write this
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: stuff aheadicop. Do you see a team of people there?
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think VT. I mean like BTS is going
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: to do like a Taylor Swift number on tour. You
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: know we're going to do a big number.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: They would be massive if they could get BTS to
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: headline next year.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying to Golden Voice. All right,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: let's come back. That's that's a year. There's I mean,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: what are you doing Monday? Like, how in the world
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: do you plan twenty twenty seven your weekend?
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: The reason why, and I think I'll defend it because
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: the reason why they do this is because the tickets
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: are so insane. They do payment plans, so that's how
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: they get you. So yes, if you want to commit
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: to it now you used to use pay along the
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: land exactly this year.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I feel like it goes such a buzz that they're
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: like riding the momentum, like, don't miss.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Out next year.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: No, that makes sense. All right, it's Kiss FM quick
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Break coming Back. Triple XL is in the mix on
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: a Friday morning, Kiss FM. Triple XL in the mix.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: All Right, Andrea, Andrea, Andrea? What is it?
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: Andrea Onria?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Goods morning? How are you good morning? I'm good good her?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Are you super good? Thanks for listening? Manchakukamunga. We are
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: gonna play for free gas right now. Storrears. It's not
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Star Wars, it's Store Wars. I'm gonna give you two stores, right, restaurants,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: clothing stores, coffee shops, whatever it is. You tell me
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: which has more. You gotta get three right before you
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: get three wrongs. So basically it's a chain. You just
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: think of who has more locations in southern California? Okay, okay,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: and then you can use your free gas to go
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: check them out. First one, are there more Baskin Robbins
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: or yogurt lands in SoCal.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say Baskin Robins.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: That's right, yes, wow? Oh g My favorite cake is
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: their ice cream cake.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: How you have their polar.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: Piet's so good?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: What's in the polar pie?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: So they have like an oreo crust and they do
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: chocolate fudge around the side and there's ice cream and
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: then caramel on top.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's better. That's better than the cake. I'm sorry.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: All right, Next one, more locations? You got one? Next one?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Are there more Shell stations or Chevron stations in Southern California?
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm going to say sub run.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, four hundred and fifty shell stations, seven hundred chevrons? Really? Wow?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: So random?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: All right? For the win? Are there more Supercuts? Or
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Great Clips in southern California.
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: Man, okay, I'm gonna say super cuts.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, you're right, one hundred and forty five super Cuts
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: only one hundred and five Great Clips. Congratulations, you are
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: getting your free gas. Yes, Andre, you're also registered to
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: win free gas for a whole year.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: What.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, you gotta deal with Andre.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you for listening.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: This makes my life so much easier.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I love that. That's what we're here to do. That's
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: our job. It's kiss. What are you doing this weekend?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: It's going to be mid seventies ish, a little cool
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: or not cold, but little cooler. Hopefully you've got something
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: you're looking forward to. My mother always says she needs one.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what it is. It could be that
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: peppermint pie from Baskin Robbins.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Polar Pie, or the hole or pie from.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: But just something that's on your radar to look forward to.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: You need one little thing to look forward to. And
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear well live in the President
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: to look forward to stuff that's not true. You need
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: little carrots plenty.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Pressure Guru hasn't taught you that a I.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Don't have a Google.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: He doesn't have one.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: He's just reading reading books.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I'm listening listening to them, same thing.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: That's not the same. I just put it on while
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I'm getting my teeth.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is the same. You're the information love listening.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: All I do is listen to books.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Sophia, you said that you may have discovered a red
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: flag with this guy you met on Halloween. You've been
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: moving fast with him on campus, and now what is it?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: What's the crisis with skeletor?
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: He doesn't want to buy a suit for my sorority formal?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, on the scale of crises to me, why does
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: he want to buy a suit? What's the deal? I
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: He says he doesn't want to look for one, and
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: he says it's going to be too expensive.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: What's his style?
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: He's very like street wear, super baggy jeans, casual tops.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: What size is he?
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Give me his height?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: You're gonna gives yeah, I am.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: I'd say he's like five eleven perfect?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Am I eight? Well, so I have a little ankle showings.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I've got these.
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I used to have a suit line HM called Ryan
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Seacrest Distinction. Yeah, I think we got. I'm not kidding
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: r SD and I got ties to.
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: A tie he does? He needs the whole get up.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan, send me a picture of this guy please
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: so I can see his sizes. Is it forty eight?
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: He's told me once.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: I think he said it's like good.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: He talk to the guys to give me the guy's number?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Can I get the guy's numbers? Why not put him
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: on the air?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, you want to talk to him on the air
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: about his measurements?
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: What am? I don't want that?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: But we do.
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: I will force him or he's not coming to my
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: formal with me.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: That's the point.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: Let's call him.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: What are you waiting for? What we got? I mean
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: we come back. We got a lot of show to do. Mark,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: you can work on this. Can you produce? Definitely? Get
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: him on Yes, because the right moment, this may be it,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: It may be it, this may be it.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I'm giving him a free suit to go to your
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: What you really have the suit? I'm gonna find out
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: between now and then, I'm call him the warehouse, call
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: my warehouse. No, I don't have a warehouse. Macy's does?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe got some? Next traid Macy's Mother's Day sales. Maybe
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: they got some extra suits.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I see they have them online. They're up in your attic.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe there's some regifters online. Anyway, let's track him down.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: It's about time I meet this guy and give him
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: a suit. To listen, he and I have something more
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: on air with Ryan Seacrest. You know, there's been a
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: time during this show. I've had to meet all the guys,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: all the boys on this show. I'll never forget when
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Sisiny first met Michael and I had to meet him. Yep,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: never forget when Tany first met about ten guys and
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: them ru Ruby, the moment with David. These are all
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: priceless moments in my book.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember them, Huh, Like I don't remember
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: the first time he met Michael.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: Really, I don't know how in.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: The world could you forget? Not cherish that there's no chance.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: You remember either.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: He said, Mikayla, I got you on my calendar at
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: some point to meet your guy when you meet him,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: and now here we go, Sophia, this is the moment
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I'm meeting her boyfriend on campus, Skeletor. I don't want
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: to know his real name yet. Cas This doesn't work out.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: I'm ready.
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: I'm excited for you. Guys.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: How long you been meeting this guy up for dating
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: and stuff? One of you guys call it rusty on
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: the terms. What do you do?
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: We've been we've been going out for seven months, but today,
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: actually May first, is our two month official anniversary.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Forever May all right, So let me meet Skeletor. Let's
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: see what he sounds like. Skeletor it is Ryan Seacrest
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: is a pleasure.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: To meet you, Hey, Ryan, pleasures on mine.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I like his caiden. Sophia is losing her mind right
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: now that we're finally meeting. It's long overdue, bro, I know.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: I know she's been telling me a little bit I've
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: been hearing.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Also, So, Skeletor. One of the great moves when you
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: sent her mom flowers? Was it her mom? Grandma, grandma,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: grandma mom? Whatever? You didn't send her flowers, you went
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: one up, you went two up over mom. Over Sophia
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: to grandma for flowers on up Mother's.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all, you know, sick, good job.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, just you know, really really excited to
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: see her mom and new grandma, So how to bring something?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Where are you from, Skeletor?
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Right, You're from basic California?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: What's the basic.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Long Beach? From Long Beach?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Right on? All right, so you grew up here, you
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: see riverside that what was the first impression you had
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: when you met Sophia?
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: You know it was how can I say it anymore?
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: You know it was struck at you know, when I
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: first saw her and everything like that at the little
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: kickback and Halloween party, and I just went from there.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, I do, because I've heard every step
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: of the way on the show. I do know. And
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: that's why we call him the opposite the downs lot
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Upso Skeletor that's why his name is because they met
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: on Halloween, right, and he was a skeleton. I mean,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I know that she drooled on you and found photos
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: of your X and your car that I've defended you for.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: By the way, I defended you for that because I
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: was like, he didn't know they're there. It is not
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: like planting then like going back and looking at that.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: I know, I know, I appreciate that. I appreciate it
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: really helped, it really helped a lot.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I'm here to keep people together. Okay, now listen to
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: that point. I understand you've been invited to the formal
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: coming up here.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, on the fourteenth.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, and she tells me not really a suit wearing
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: kind of guy.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I never had the the event to pull out
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: of suits. I don't even have one, so I have
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: to go and one and go through all that all that.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Today's You're lucky day, bro. So yeah, what I need
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to know are we about the same size? It sounds
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: like we might be.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: I'm not too sure my uh my top half side,
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: but I know from like the bottom, I like like
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: a thirty thirty two, thirty four, thirty on the length
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: you know, thirty?
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Are you thirty thirty two or thirty four? On the
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: length part?
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: The length, I'm like thirty round thirty and then the
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: waist like around thirty four And I've been eating a
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: little too much recently.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: All right, well thirty, I'm I'm at thirty. So are
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: you five nine and a half?
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm basically right there, a little taller, but.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, massamanas all right, so okay, good, and then you're
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: probably like at thirty four, So in what size like
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: when you put on a a jacket. What size do
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: you put on? Medium or large?
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Usually large, but sometimes they fit a little lengthy. But
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: but yeah medium, I think I could maybe squeeze into
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: a medium.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I've got I had a suit collection, a
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: suit desired. What do you call it?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: It was right secret distinction.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan Seacret's Distinction at Macy's for a limited time
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: and we don't sell them anymore, but I bet you
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: we got some in the Macy's warehouse. Hey, we Linda,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: question for you. I got Skeletor, Sophia's boyfriend on the line,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: who needs a suit for her formal. Do we have
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: any of those Ryan Seacrest Distinction suits in the warehouse?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: He needs a suit, the old ones. I'm sure we do.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: He's a thirty thirty two, thirty four, thirty six eight
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: all right, so just could you try and flag one
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: for him? And it's just because he didn't want to
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: go through all the trouble getting a suit for her formal,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: but he wants to go. Yeah, that's great. We're going
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: to keep them together. You know the world needs it. Yes, okay, bye, bye,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: thank you, there's my office right there. Done deal.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: She'll appreciate it. So much.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: These are these are these are like, uh a big
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: deal because they're not for sale anymore. I mean, this
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: thing's newhouse, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Bran new from the archives.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: It's a brand new scene in the warehouse, never going
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: to be sold again. Kind of suit.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Na, I gotta I gotta appreciate it, man, I you know,
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: didn't expect this today.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: No, what did you expect today, skeletor I'm just wondering
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: what was on your plate?
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Nothing, just just normal day, you know, working on my
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: work right now. I just took a little break. But
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: uh but nah, yeah, I just thought it was a
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: normal day. Then I was gonna be blessed with the
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: uh the the archives of your your brand.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: You know, I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I feel
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: like you might be the ying to my yang. Yeah,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just listening. Like the two of us, we are
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: like opposites attract you know what I mean. But I
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I need to slow down. I feel like you got
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: that down.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, you know, I feel like it's instantly clicked.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: You know, I feel like we've been knowing each other
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: for a while.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: So are you sure you want it? For the formal
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I might be busy with him that night. All I'm
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: gonna let you go. We'll get on this for.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: You, okay, all right, and I appreciate you guys. Have
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: a good day.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, his boyfriend, that's a first. We finally met a skeletor.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I like him a lot.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he really likes you too, Ryan, Thank you so much.
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: I'm so excited for him and for me. Thank you
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: so much for me.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: She's saying, thank you for the suit.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I'd like to meet a new guy. I
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: don't mean a lot of new guys, you know. And
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: he's nothing ruffles that guy's feathers, no nothing, steady, steady
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: in a storm. All right, we took a long time.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: There's going to get a quick break. Kiss FM, timeless
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: on one or two point seven Kiss FM. So much
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: happening this morning. It's Friday. It is the first day
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: of May. I think we're kind of like ready, we're
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: ready for summer stuff, whatever it is at summer. It's
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: just better. Remember how we always talk about how like
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: we let we just like break the rules a little
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: bit more. I know you talk about your solo cups
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: till nine and pm on the weekends outside and stuff.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Syany solo cups at nine pm? Class, Yes you do.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I feel like that was a somebody was out. It
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: was summer and you were like, eh, tipping my cups
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: back till nine pm.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe rose not like yeah, but I don't like put
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: it in a solo cup. It's a nice class.
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: No shade to the solo guy.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: That is how you drink a road the rescue by
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: the valley police. If you're out there with a glass
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: of rose.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not out there were you guys these lives don't.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Don't you know how to consume in public? Yeah?
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Public?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Not in public, but like in your own backyard.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: That is your own backyard, you're allowed to drink open container.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: Bro bro, No, it's private property.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: You're at your home.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the rule is. Somebody look it up,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: but I think you got to drinks.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Have a coffee cup wine in your backyard the other day.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Don't tell the cups.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I think if you're on your front yard, you got
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: to be drinking, have affee cup.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, front yarn is different.
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: I don't think so much property.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: It's not you all of a sudden become a lawmaker,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: like just like that, she became a lawmaker. Yep, that's different.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Well look it up. Can you look it up?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I think if you're on your property it is a
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: fair game. The minute you step onto the public street,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: then you got issues.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Didn't We talk about on this show how they're relaxing
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: some open container laws anywhere, some phantom.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Like thirty Promenade, they're like making it so.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you one one community starts to do it,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: then others will follow suit if it all goes well.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: I think that's fine, But I don't think it's like
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: in your neighborhood.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: All right, So here it is it's generally legal to
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: drink alcohol on your own private property, including your front
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: yard or porch. But you know there's that six feet
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: of government land. You can't go across that line.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: You down porches here, I don't have a porch. Yeah,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's like I used to have a porch.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: My old house had a porch.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I grew up with porches.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, when like the lamb chairs land, I
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: miss my porch.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We had trees. Yeah, we had a treehouse. Honestly,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: that thing was like full of termites. Somehow, my parents
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: back in the day, back in the day, I'll be fine. Yeah,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I mean that would looks like a bit soggy, but
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: it's not that big of a fall. Tree bails in there,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: you know, all right, I was gonna do a training report.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: We're out of time, so oh it's such.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: A good one and we have to do it today.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: We'll do it in a few minutes. Okay, I'm not
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: going anywhere, and Sisney's got a whole hour. You could
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: even go there. Going back at Kiss.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: FM on air with Ryan Seacrets.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: It's kiss FM. I am about to call a name.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: If you didn't get to kiss fm dot com yet
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: to give me your name, then you should because I
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: can call your name to pay a bill. Then we
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: get some free gas and Tanya as a training report.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Make the Stallion in this one.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, but I really wanted to do this one because
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: I vividly have a memory of the day after you
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: went through a breakup and having to come and do
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: the show here with us. So tonight is Meghan. You know,
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: like he had a breakup that night because it was
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: in the press.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: It was that fresh.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah it must be true.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, So tonight is Meghan. The Stallion's last performance of
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Mulan Rouge on Broadway. She was originally scheduled to end
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: May seventeenth, but it ended it's ending tonight for personal
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: reasons and some health related reasons. As we all know,
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: she and Clay Thompson ended their relationship this week, and
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: then just hours after she posted about the breakup, Meghan
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: had to go to work, as many people do. She
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: went out there, she performed the whole show, and then
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: at the curtain call, she broke down. Tears were running
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: down her face. She was like holding it together. The
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: audience was cheering her on, they were there for her.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: But there was just something really human about this moment,
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: you know, because I think we all have gone through
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: heartbreaks and then you especially when you're in the entertainment industry,
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: you have to go and like be on and entertain
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: and you're like, it's it's kind of like Taylor Swift song.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: You can do it with a broken heart, you know,
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: like you still have to show up to work. Yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: And I just felt this was like such a relatable
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: moment with Megan.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I we've all had to do this year. I mean,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: sure you knew about mine and I knew about yours,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: tiny because you called me at home on a Sunday
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: night and said, don't talk about it on the air.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: I know, because I had to come into work the
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: next day and I was like, if anybody asks me
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: how he's doing, I will literally just start.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Sobbing how he's doing, or like how we're.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Doing, you know, like you guys would just check in,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: and if you guys didn't know that we broke up,
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: I would.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Just be Then it's such a it's a double edged
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: because then you tell us and it's the only thing
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: we can think about, Like, it's the only thing on
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: my mind. Was don't say It's like when ILL had
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: to go to dinner with uh, you know, when I
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: meet the parents, and what are you to talk about?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Don't say the don't say certain words, you know, don't curse,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: don't curse. Don't curse. That's all in my head. Don't curse,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: And that's all I think about.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Not like you curse like a sailor or anything.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: No, but sometimes you.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Know, yeah, when he flips his song bring.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like to bring home a point in my
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: solo company. Yeah, all right, it's kiss FM coming up
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: next for paying a bill, pretty carpenter. I was reading
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: this some stories that we don't have to get into it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: But Barry Keegan was talking about Sabrina Tana. What happened?
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was on Benny Blanco's podcast.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Podcast, but then he walked out.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: No, he would just denying the rumors that he cheated.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: You see, that's what happens when I only read a headline.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I was on Benny's at Blancos and then
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: he walked out. But have you seen their podcast? It's
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: really cool.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's that Benny? And who?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: I don't think I can say his name on the air.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Oh little Dickie.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we've had the guy on this show. We've
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: literally got him on.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: No, not Benny. I know we could say Benny, but little.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we need a weekend. When is it now?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Anyways, they have people come into their house and they
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: do like a whole thing.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: It's really cool.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I will check it out wherever I get my podcast.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: iHeartRadio now listen. I just my life has changed ever
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: since I met Sophia's boyfriend last hour. His name is Skeletor.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: He moves at the pace I want to move at all.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Right right, I just want you to do yourself a
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: favor today later if you missed it. If you've never
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: checked out our podcast, check it out today and check
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: out Skeletor on this show me meeting. I met all
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: the guys here. I met every guy in everybody's lives here, right,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I married one of them off right.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: Off longer down the aisle.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: What I do, I ordained. I don't have a lot
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: of familiarity with these wedding things, so uh yeah, so
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I did that with Tanya. H Never forget the day.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Michael and I forget the first day we met, and
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: David and Ruby and I all of us, MICHAELA, the
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: day is coming, and Sophia. Today was the day I
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: met the boy. I met the boy and he is great.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Well, he's going to be a fan.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Young man.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, no man.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: To me, I'm like an uncle. He can be my boy.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I mean I'd probably be my.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Boy, right for sure.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: You know I'm a little behind on this life evolution thing.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: How old is a kid?
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: He's twenty four?
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah technically with science, yeah, but not really science. I
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: mean science technically yes, but not really anyway, Uh, you
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: gotta check it out in your podcast. His name is Skeletor.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Might I say you're a podcast, I mean ours, So
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: cow weekend. What's going on? Beach Live Festival where Dondo
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: a lot of great music. Chainsmoker is going to be there.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: The Core Festival making its La debut. That is a
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: two day immersive em festival. Ronnie's probably going. The Shebang
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Festival San Louis Obispo two day music all music. This
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: weekend's great. Oh the Tequila and Mescal Festival. Yeah, there's
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: a good one. Put that on your radar. D t
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: La tomorrow and Taco Madness, the seventeenth annual event from
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: our friends at La Taco. A winner's going to be crowned.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: So lot's going on around southern California. We're coming back
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: with free gas. Thank you all for listening. Have a
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: good weekend. Coming up on Monday, We're gonna get to
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: that Ryan's roses, so stand by for that. Anything else
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: is neat Tanya, have a.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Great Weekendabay Birthday to my twins. They turn eight tomorrow
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Asa and maxon Happy Birthday.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Well you know what my gift was a
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: night out on the town day. I took them out.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I basically took them out on Monday night and that's it.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, should I babysit sometimes? But
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I feel like you could.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: I could.
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: Did you see like Max and legit things?
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: You're his uncle? Like you?
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: What did you tell him?
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't tell him anything but stories you share the
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: entire life.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: You kind of just always been the O.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Ryan, and so it's like, yeah, like his uncle.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: All Right, that's it. I have a good one. Guys,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: This is kiss. Thanks for listening So on Air with
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest. Make sure to subscribe and we'll talk to
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: you again Monday.