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Is Pasta the Secret to Happiness? · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: That goes well with everything. Put it on a cracker,
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  Speaker 1: put it on total noodles from pasta. I read something
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  Speaker 1: today that couples that choose pasta over what was the thing?
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: It was something about pay I was all prepared then
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't prepared. I'm gonna bring this up for it
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  Speaker 1: was study finds eating pasta brings more happiness than music. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I especially around here when all the radio
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  Speaker 1: stations play country and that shit makes you sad, So
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  Speaker 1: eat the pasta. Stop with the country. But what you're
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  Speaker 1: hearing with me as mad as Beard Laws, you know this.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're not here for the first time in
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  Speaker 1: stay out of my fridge. And if you are, then
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  Speaker 1: joining me as always as Brandon Jay McDermott and you
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  Speaker 1: been whatck enough up? Dudes?
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  Speaker 2: I what?
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  Speaker 1: It's been a week. It has been a week for
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  Speaker 1: all of us. Some of it's good, some of it
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  Speaker 1: not so good. But it's it's been a week dead
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  Speaker 1: life has been pretty chao. I think that's been the tone.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: Usually we do the recording on one day and we're
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  Speaker 1: you guys, don't care, but we're doing it a day
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  Speaker 1: later because dad life got in the way. Obviously, you
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  Speaker 1: guys know, basketball, basketball, basketball, especially for us. And the
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  Speaker 1: kid made a kind of a good point, was Dad,
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  Speaker 1: how come how come the NBA plays during the winter
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  Speaker 1: and we do too as well, but the w NBA
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  Speaker 1: doesn't start till spring? And I was like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't run either of those leagues, but that is something.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead and message Caitlin Clark at.
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  Speaker 3: How come their balls are smaller? You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, my guess is too uh the competition of judging
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  Speaker 2: between an NBA and a w NBA game, They're probably
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  Speaker 2: gonna get more viewership when there's no basketball.
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  Speaker 3: On, you know what I mean? Yeah, do you know
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  Speaker 3: what I want to I want to see. I want
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  Speaker 3: to see the NBA play with the woman's ball and
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  Speaker 3: see a if it would be a detriment to them
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  Speaker 3: because it's just it's too small, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: But b like, I bet they'd be like just.
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  Speaker 1: Space jam type stuff, fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Just passing it around the whole, you know, like even
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  Speaker 3: more than they normally do.
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  Speaker 1: You know, why don't they play with a weighted ball?
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  Speaker 1: That would be fun too. I'm bouncing five pounder. There's
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  Speaker 1: probably all sorts of weird leagues. I mean, I was
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  Speaker 1: even seeing a league that was mixing football hockey. There's
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  Speaker 1: some crazy stuff in other countries that we're really missing
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  Speaker 1: out over here.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait for it to pick up over here,
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  Speaker 2: just because it's like all these I love when like
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  Speaker 2: a new sport comes down, it starts taking waves and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Like I remember pickleball was like nothing, and now you
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  Speaker 2: see that shit everywhere, you know what I mean everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: But the amount of pickleball injuries that are happening, it's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, let's be honest. At some point, you have
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  Speaker 1: to turn off the competitiveness, at least in sports, unless
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  Speaker 1: you're a premier, top tier athlete. Like for me, I
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  Speaker 1: turned that switch off about five years ago. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not playing pickup ball anymore. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not doing this, not because I don't think I couldn't,
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  Speaker 1: but because the what is it? The risk outweighs the whatever,
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  Speaker 1: because you get hurt, can't do your job, can't put
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  Speaker 1: food on the table. I live in a house full
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  Speaker 1: of women. I don't have food on that table.
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  Speaker 2: It's hell, that's a dangerous recipe, and that's you you
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  Speaker 2: don't want that. You don't want that at all. And no,
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  Speaker 2: I mean the orthopedic people are going to be making
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  Speaker 2: a killing with how many people are getting injured in
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  Speaker 2: racket or not racketball. But pickle ball got out.
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  Speaker 1: Racketball though, that was a hell of a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 2: I loved racketball.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 2: My cousin was stationed at Nellis Air Force Base and
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  Speaker 2: I remember like whenever he came over, he was just like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I'm in the Air Force. I have this
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  Speaker 2: cool job. I'm on Nellis Air Force Base. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: this guy is like a machine gun or something. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: he has a cool job. I was like, I want
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  Speaker 2: to see it. I think he takes us on base,
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  Speaker 2: shows us all this cool shit. And then we get
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  Speaker 2: to the rec center and he goes this is where
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  Speaker 2: I work, and I was like, dude, you you run
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  Speaker 2: a gym. It's like out here. I was like, thank
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  Speaker 2: you for your service over here making sure the racketballs
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  Speaker 2: are going back into the tubes. You know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, is he air Force employee or was he a
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  Speaker 1: civilian on the base.
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  Speaker 2: No, he was. He was enlisted, so he's okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but he was that was one of his jobs apparently
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  Speaker 2: on base was Yeah, so that's how he made his money.
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  Speaker 2: And it was awesome because he's like, hey, my mom
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  Speaker 2: was like, hey, can you watch the boys today? And
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  Speaker 2: he's like, hell yeah, I'm taking him to work. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: you guys want to go play basketball all day? Racquetball,
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  Speaker 2: Olympic sized pool, all this stuff. He goes all day.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, that sounds awful. Please don't make
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  Speaker 2: us go. No, it was so fun.
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  Speaker 3: You ever, I'm gonna, like we always do, We're gonna
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  Speaker 3: go off into a little tangent. Do you ever meet
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  Speaker 3: anybody who and we're touching some weird waters with this one,
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  Speaker 3: but do you ever meet anybody who kind of, instead
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  Speaker 3: of supports the troops, puts down the troops? Yes, that's
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  Speaker 3: a good and at least not publicly. What I mean
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  Speaker 3: by that is here, I'll give you an example. You
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  Speaker 3: bring up what you just said. I had a cousin
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  Speaker 3: who had a stepdad. Now this is probably part of
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  Speaker 3: the reason because it's his stepdad, but his stepdad served
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  Speaker 3: in Noam. He was served in Vietnam, right, he was
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  Speaker 3: an Vietnam veteran. Well, his dad was he was military
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  Speaker 3: police on base right or on post. Excuse me, So
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  Speaker 3: he served as military police on an army post, like
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  Speaker 3: at an army post. So he wasn't infantry out in
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  Speaker 3: the field, right, or airborne or anything like that. Wasn't
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  Speaker 3: a machine gunner. So my cousin was putting a down.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, you didn't even see action. So like, I'll
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  Speaker 3: give you another example. Had somebody run for mayor recently
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  Speaker 3: who won? He's now the Hastings mayor. J Beckby shot
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  Speaker 3: out he was in the military for decades. I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to try to put a number on it, but
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  Speaker 3: there were people online was like, oh, he only served
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  Speaker 3: in the National Guard, Like that's a put down or
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  Speaker 3: something like. So, like there's people who will put like, damn, dude,
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  Speaker 3: really this is what we're doing. So you ever met
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  Speaker 3: anybody like that who who tries to make distinctions and like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's not actually the blank blank blank.
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  Speaker 1: I know you bean has So I'm gona I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: save the best for last, as they say, because I
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  Speaker 1: think the only ones that I've personally ever seen is
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  Speaker 1: kind of branch versus branch messing, like an army guy saying,
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  Speaker 1: you know, or a Marine saying the army sucks, or
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  Speaker 1: the Army saying the air Force is the chair force.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen that, but at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's actual hate but.
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  Speaker 3: From the outside, from from civilians.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, And I don't think a civilian has
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  Speaker 1: any place to say anything but that that's our that's
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  Speaker 1: our take. But I don't know a bottle.
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  Speaker 3: I can't speak on anything.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Same. I was never as they say, I would say
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  Speaker 1: man enough. But now that's that's a I can't say
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  Speaker 1: that anymore. Twenty twenty five. I was never brave enough,
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  Speaker 1: or it wasn't It just wasn't something that I was
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  Speaker 1: interested in.
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  Speaker 2: But eban, so I was gonna just exactly say what
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  Speaker 2: you guys wanna say. Is the it was branch versus branch.
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  Speaker 2: So I had a guy that was so he would
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  Speaker 2: ship on them the guard well because he was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh that's he's the guard. He's not really really serving
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  Speaker 2: and everything. You know, Like but they all respect each other,
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  Speaker 2: you know, but they do. That's the only time that
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  Speaker 2: I really heard it as well was amongst each other.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's only a couple of things that we
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  Speaker 1: all agree on. We love our troops and we hate
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  Speaker 1: our cowboys. I think that's the only thing American really
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  Speaker 1: can get behind.
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  Speaker 3: They're definitely, yes, there definitely is an undercurrent that I've seen,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm sure you guys have two of people who
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  Speaker 3: anonymously are saying online terrible things about troops about you know,
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  Speaker 3: like you know nowadays isn't the same as it was
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  Speaker 3: in World War Two? Right, You're not fighting for our
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  Speaker 3: freedom so to speak, right, you're fighting for oil is
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  Speaker 3: the argument that I always hear and stuff, And it's like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: what an oversimplified, terrible opinion to have.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, they're trying to say that, you know, things are
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  Speaker 1: different now than in the forties, right, weird. I would
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  Speaker 1: have never imagined. Of course, it's different. Everything's different.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what's going to be really different is
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  Speaker 2: when we're about sixteen seventy and we start talking about
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  Speaker 2: the forties as it and being like ten years ago.
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  Speaker 2: So that's kind damn bro.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you. Every time, like I get okay with
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  Speaker 3: being older, I get older and it's like, oh man,
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  Speaker 3: I was okay with thirty, and now I'm looking at
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  Speaker 3: the doorstep of forty and I'm like, oh fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Man, it's mentally really not weighing on me. Like I'm
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  Speaker 1: not sitting here saying like I need to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: go to therapy tomorrow or anything like. But I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be forty in a couple of weeks. And it's just
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  Speaker 1: got me thinking like a different, weird mindset. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: it's just because as morbid as it sounds, it could
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  Speaker 1: maybe I've already hit the halfway point. But maybe this
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  Speaker 1: is the halfway point. And as I'm scrolling, of course,
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  Speaker 1: your phones really know what you're thinking, what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: And as I was thinking today, I'm like Jesus chrying forty,
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  Speaker 1: don't I see? I know a good old Gary v
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  Speaker 1: post speaking to me. And it's like, forty is a
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  Speaker 1: very fascinating age. People they start reflecting on their lives
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  Speaker 1: when they hit their forties. They think they've already peaked.
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  Speaker 1: Like you're speaking to me, Gary Vee. Truth is, forty
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  Speaker 1: isn't even halftime, Like all right, here comes motivational Gary Vee.
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  Speaker 1: Even if you have a mortgage, you have too much debt,
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  Speaker 1: too much responsibility, you have so much time to turn
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  Speaker 1: things around. It's fascinating what can happen to your life
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  Speaker 1: if you give yourself some grace, So he says to all,
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  Speaker 1: my forty something's out there, please change your perspective. You'll
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  Speaker 1: be stunned by how it changes your life. Read it
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  Speaker 1: this morning. My life hasn't changed one bit, Gary Vee,
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  Speaker 1: you son of a bitch, piece of shit. I like
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  Speaker 1: that because you know, we've talked about this backstage a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, but will come on here and we make
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: you know, Seemen jokes and dick jokes and this and that.
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  Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, we're all we're
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: all dads, and right now we're in some you know,
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: we're all in different stages of life, but at the
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  Speaker 1: same point, like we go through spurts where all of
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: a sudden it's like we're broke, How are we gonna
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: make this bill meet? How are we gonna do this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Forty four? But then you look and
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: I kind of said something to Brandon today. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in a couple of years because I was,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, man, we are so goddamn busy. We've
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  Speaker 1: been in a gym like seven days, this and that,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, you know what, though, when your kids
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: are starting to go through this because Brandon made the joke.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, remind me in a couple of years to
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: make sure my kids read a lot of books. And
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know it's gonna hit. It's gonna hit
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  Speaker 1: to the point where you know your kids are gonna
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  Speaker 1: be going through the sports and all of this stuff
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  Speaker 1: here and my kids are gonna I'm gonna be like
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: an empty nester and I'm gonna be like missing the
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: hell out of it, and it's it's just a wild ride,
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: and then they're gone, and then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: it's like I remember like my parents' journey, like struggling
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  Speaker 1: getting through it, doing as much as they could for us,
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  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, we're out of there, and
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  Speaker 1: now they get to go on cruises every goddamn month.
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  Speaker 1: They're retired early. I'm like, I was really holding them back.
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  Speaker 2: You expensive fuck right? No, that's uh, that's like my
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  Speaker 2: wife always reminds me. She's like, we are gonna miss this,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, damn, I really don't right now, Like
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: I'm just not a fan of it right now. But
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  Speaker 2: I know you and I were texting about just NonStop
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  Speaker 2: gym time and just different sports and just I even
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  Speaker 2: found I got I got volunteered to ref a tournament,
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, what in the world am I doing?
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  Speaker 2: And I actually heard that most people after like thirty five,
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: It's like a high percentage will not sprint anymore. I
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  Speaker 2: have no reason to run in a full sprint, right,
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  Speaker 2: and so I'm just like damn. So I'm like reffing
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  Speaker 2: and I am just booking it. These little third and
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  Speaker 2: fourth graders have some wheels.
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 2: I have this whistle in my mouth and I'm breathing.
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  Speaker 2: Exhaling is so hard that the whistle goes off, so
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  Speaker 2: they just stop real quick. I'm like, just fat, don't
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  Speaker 2: worry about me. That was not as enough, No foul,
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  Speaker 2: don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get did you get screamed at by some parents?
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  Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna lie. I made one big booboo.
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  Speaker 2: I spaced out because these two girls were going wean
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: at it. I had to keep separating them because they
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: were throwing elbows, throwing fist and I'm like, I was
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  Speaker 2: seriously one one more time and like, you guys are
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  Speaker 2: both done. I was like, this is this is supposed
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  Speaker 2: to be fun. What the hell are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like waiting for it, and I'm looking for
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  Speaker 2: my intentions on that, and I just hear, oh, my god,
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: can I get the freaking time out? I go, oh shit, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm out. She's like, my god, and I'm like, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't hear her say that. Once I look at the
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: timetable and they're like, oh, easily like a minute, like screaming,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, I did not hear it. So,
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  Speaker 2: uh did I get screened at? Yes? Did I deserve it? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 2: That was rough first time though, So that was that
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  Speaker 2: was their fault.
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  Speaker 1: And the gym that we played this weekend it was
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  Speaker 1: even worse for referees and sometimes even players because they
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  Speaker 1: took the one gym and it's a it's a larger gym,
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  Speaker 1: and they're they're built to do it, but they split
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  Speaker 1: them in half, so you're playing sideway, which it's almost
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  Speaker 1: a full court, but it's definitely not full court, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Then they line each side on
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  Speaker 1: the outsides with chairs with parents, so there's two rows
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  Speaker 1: of chairs and then parents just standing everywhere. The middle
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  Speaker 1: is all of the players in the score table, so
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  Speaker 1: I mean you are just on top of the players.
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  Speaker 1: The game I mean the ball. You're pretty much throwing
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  Speaker 1: the ball in while sitting on somebody's lap, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. And those refs. I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: one of the guys after and he's like, yep, he
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  Speaker 1: goes out, I'll do one day. I don't do the
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  Speaker 1: double anymore because these parents, they just get too spazzy
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  Speaker 1: to coaches, Like, all of these people forget that this
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  Speaker 1: is supposed to be fun and developmental, Like they're freaking
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  Speaker 1: out over a thirty seven cent metal that you might
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  Speaker 1: win at the end.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's even some of the fans like you'll hear
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  Speaker 2: some of the parents like come on, come on, And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, and like, there was one where you can
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  Speaker 2: clearly hear that it was all ball, you know, and
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  Speaker 2: the parent, the mom just got very upset and made
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  Speaker 2: eye contact with me, you know and everything. But uh,
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  Speaker 2: those were the only two times because I did remember
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  Speaker 2: her too. Yeah, she sucked.
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  Speaker 1: If you ever get into a situation this, are you sure?
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  Speaker 3: Did you ask her husband?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, oh, sorry, single mom?
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  Speaker 2: So she was she was sitting alone for good reason.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. But my favorite move is is I've had to
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  Speaker 1: pull I've had to pull this move a couple of
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: times is when they start freaking out over the top.
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  Speaker 1: I stopped the game, make it a production, and go
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  Speaker 1: take off the whistle, hand it to them, sit right
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  Speaker 1: down and go all right, go ahead. This game will
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  Speaker 1: not continue until you go. You know this game better
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  Speaker 1: than I do. Go on, volunteer your time, just like
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  Speaker 1: I'm volunteering mine, and then we'll resume play. The last
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  Speaker 1: one that I did it that the dad, grandfather and
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  Speaker 1: uncle whatever is a dude. And he was just like
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  Speaker 1: point take and I will not say another goddamn word,
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  Speaker 1: and I say, good God back to the court.
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  Speaker 2: It's always allowedest people that you never see actually volunteering
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  Speaker 2: to work the concessions in you know, just doing anything
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  Speaker 2: to help contribute at all. And then you got my ass,
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  Speaker 2: who shouldn't be done with the public at all, especially
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  Speaker 2: in a school setting. Hell, but there I am every
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  Speaker 2: damn time doing my practical community service. I'm keeping a
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  Speaker 2: track too, so that way if I ever get in
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  Speaker 2: trouble and there're go, you need to do like two
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  Speaker 2: hours of community service like I got four hundred years, sir?
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: What else can I fuck up here? In an hour?
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: You know? Time already served? Does it work? Like that
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: with community service, can you pre your community service kind
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: of like jail time. Well, sir, I've already been in
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: here six months and I only got eight months good behavior,
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: am I out?
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be a thing. Hey, lawyers in the comments,
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: please tell us is that a thing? It should?
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: You think lawyers are listening to us. Not even my
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: lawyer listens to us.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I forgot too that he's off of uh, that he's
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: off probation. Let's go. Hey.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: But at the end of the day too, like you're
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: doing this and we kid around and bitch about it enough,
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: but it's like we're doing this to build memories for
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: the kids. Hopefully that they see this and someday they
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: decide not to be pieces of trash and you know,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: they kind of continually do good things with their life.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: And you know, with the memories and the kids, there's
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: one thing that we do that I think is absolutely
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: hilarious that if the kids actually listen to this, which
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: they know they're not allowed to, they'll probably get super embarrassed.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: But so in our laundry room is the is a
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: bathroom as well, and that's usually like mine in the
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: white's bathroom, it's where we shower. It's where I take
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: all of my dumps. I got the squatty potty, I
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: got my bidet, like it's my throne. Well, the kids
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: are older now, so know the little magnets with all
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: the letters and numbers, the like rainbow colored ones like
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: some are yellow, some are green, and they're magnetic to
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: a lot of people. I'm in the fridge. Well, as
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: we got older, you know, they don't want them on
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: the fridge, so I put them on the washer at
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: one point. So now when I'm taking a dump, I
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: make funny little funny little sayings and stuff like this
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: kid too did. But there's only limited letters. So next thing,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: you know, like I'll go in the next day and
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: somebody else put a different funny saying. So now it's
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: like this thing that whenever anybody's peeing or pooping or
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: doing laundry, which let's be honest, they're not doing it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: There's all these different messages. So I just recently bought
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: a whole another one hundred pack of them, and we're
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: just gonna the like's like, you guys are so weird.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: I think it's hilarious.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: That's fun.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. That's awesome.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so excited to have so many because right
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: now I think I have like one S one E,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: like I can barely spell like two. I can't spell far,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I can't spell poop, can't spell any swear words like
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I just I'm gonnah, it's gonna be so much more fun.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: So, uh, I think I mentioned this before about have
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: you guys ever purchased anything on Timu? Yes?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I believe. Yeah, did you guys.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Enjoy your products from Timu or Temu however it's pronounced.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm not going to correct your pronunciation. I'm still
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: not sure how to say or again or oregon.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: So I'll give you a glimpse and do my opinion
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: of Timu bought. Several items had had very low expectations.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: One ticket items are like cheaper items.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Shit, no, no, I think you go on there and
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: you get like, oh you got a three hundred dollars.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Oh look at this, a free thumb in the butt,
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: like like free everything, and so you know, I would
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: have spend like forty bucks to get but you're getting
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: like eighteen things and you're like, oh man, do I
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: really want all this shit? But there were two items
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: that kind of explain how the range that team you
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: can hold from the small ticket items. The first one
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: was a pen, a fountain pen that you had to
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: like actually buy ink for and pour the ink in
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: there and like, actually you don't pour the ink and there,
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: you put the pen in there and it like like
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: a little syringe. Yeah, and the fucking pen stopped working
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: after like two hours.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: You should have just got a quail.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: It was a heavy pen that was like a metal
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: pen was heavy. They're like, actually, like it wasn't plastic
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: or fake or it was that fucking hefty pen.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Do you have good like you got you guys? You
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: have good handwriting, like enough where you could spend decent
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: audio on a nice pen. No, not even a little bit, okay.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: But but I write enough, and I'm like when I
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: when I'm on the show, I take live calls people
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: by cell trade and I have to do shorthand and
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: so okay, I want to pen that that flows well
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: and out a ballpoint because the ballpoint you have to
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: like push that, you know what I mean?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Anyway, So what are you saying, is hey, pen sponsors
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: out there slide into Brandon Jay's DMS.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Baby, Yes, uh, but not pen twelve or thirteen. We're
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: actually specifically looking for number fifteen. Did you see that?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: On the opposite side, I bought on a whim, like okay, yeah,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: throw this extra bullshit in there, whatever, we'll see. It
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: was a little container that was a held oil cooking
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: oil and you sprayed it was a little sprayk into you.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Y oh my god, the best kitchen tool I've ever
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: fucking had. Are you kidding me? Like amazing I could,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's beautiful. I spray my cast iron
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: down with the fucking thing, and it's like, oh, why
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: haven't I used it? Because usually it's like you get
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: one of those things just to pour the oil, you
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: have to rub the oil. It's like, oh, fucking spread
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: there you go. It's perfect.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: It's brilliant. That's brilliant for me. On the Tu tamu
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: whatever you say, I think the only thing I really
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: bought was a set of the wireless mics, the ones
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: that you can plug into your phone, and it came
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: with like a dual set just to try it. And
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: they were okay, I mean they worked. Two people could
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: have a conversation, but it was just so not great.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, but I think it was like four ninety
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: eight or something like that. So I wasn't expecting too much.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: But like, I mean, it's not gonna sound like this
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: by any means, but it shouldn't.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's uh, my kids always orders. You saw that, right? Yeah?
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: The light.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: The fuck.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: So for anybody that's just listening, if you if you
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: hear this weird thing and we're all looking at you
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: been on camera, he's got a light thing going on
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: and we it might be Casper, you might be a
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: friendly ghost, it could be something. Or for anybody that
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: doesn't believe in ghosts scientifically prove it to us. Maybe
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: he's got some faulty wiring in his studio, is in.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: A world of trouble.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't Oh yeah, Michael Jackson. When it
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter if you're white or black.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: I've seen people use that with popcorn butter. That's what
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I saw. They were like, Hey, we life hack, I'm
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: gonna use this put popcorn butter in it. I'm like,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: that's the fattest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: and I want to do it, Like yes, I so, uh,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I want you to get another one and please put
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: some popcorn butter in it. Let me know if it's
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: if it's Oh.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Speaking of popcorn, do you guys do the Poppin' popcorn
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: sales anywhere near you? That's what it's poppin. Yeah, it's
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: called popping popcorn. And it is a it's a sal
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: that they like the kids would do, a fundraiser or whatever.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: It has to be one of the most brilliant marketing
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: things of all time. So how it is, it's a
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: fundraiser set up that the organization that does it and
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: the company Pop and Popcorn, they split the proceeds fifty
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: to fifty. It's all done online. And what they do
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: is they started off with this like power hour, so
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: you get the whole entire group together for it's a
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: fifty nine minute sale, and they have a script. They
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: have this, and then all of the kids just start calling,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: texting whatever they want to try to get as many
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: sales as you can. And then they have goals. If
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: you sell so much, you get this. If you're in
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: the top three, you get so much of this. And
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: it's just they have a lot of popcorn. They have cookies,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: all sorts of candy, all this other stuff. And the
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: only reason. There's a girls basketball program that my daughter's
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: involved in, and they did the sale and the amount
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: of money that they made and never have to touch
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: the product. Like sometimes they'll do pie sales, pizza sales.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: They'll come in. You got to deliver all this the
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: kids just get the sale. It's all done online. It's
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: all tracked by person to the organization and then it's
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: directly shipped to them. And if this company is able
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to make money giving fifty percent right to you and
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: then they still get fifty percent, that has to be
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: a seventy to eighty percent markup on said products. Isn't
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: that brilliant?
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Oh it is? And it is. You tie in the
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: fundraiser point of view and it's like, oh, heartstrings, and
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: I guess I'll do it so I don't look like
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: a bad person.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: So it's twenty bucks for a bag of popcorn, the
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: gourmet popcorn, right And the bag that I got was
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: twenty three and a half ounces, so I mean it's
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: a it's a large bag and it was caramel something popcorn.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: It's fantastic. And I mean I've been taking handfuls for
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: about a week or two and we still haven't finished
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: the bag. But where they get you is it's twenty
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: bucks for all popcorn, whether it's a seven ounce bag,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: a nine and a half ounce bag, thirteen sixteen, all
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: the way up to twenty three and a half. So
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm cheap, and I know you've been
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: definitely thinks my way. Why wouldn't I get the twenty
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: three and a half. I don't give a shit what
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the flavor is. I'm getting the twenty three and a
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: half if it's the same as the twenty.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I remember a friend used to work at a movie
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: theater and she used to come every month on the weekends.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: She did part timer at this job I worked at,
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: but she was worked at the movie theater as well,
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: and she would bring on Mondays a big old bag
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: of popcorn from the movie theater every day every Monday.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: And I realized to myself how cheap popcorn was and
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: how terrible overpriced it is no matter where you go,
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: you know, least so at grocery stores.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Even there it's still kind of expensive.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: But yeah, popcorn, we love our popcorn as Americans, but
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: we were dumbest shit for paying them out what we
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: pay for.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: It, oh for sure. And uh, I'll tell you what.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: The worst fucking popcorn ever boy Scouts, And I'm not
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: even afraid to admit it. You know what that is?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: The are they still They're not boy Scouts anymore? Though,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: are they?
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Oh? Sorry, it's got better the Scouts.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: It hasn't, because I bought one recently. I think it
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: was last summer, and it's that's definitely after I think
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: the change. But uh, this kid was out there, he's like, oh, sir,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: you want to buy some popcorn. I'm like, oh yeah,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: And I see that they have s'mores popcorn and I'm like,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent, let's try that. That sounds good as hell?
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: How could this go wrong? Right?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like those two items, like I like each of
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: those things. That sounds good. Let's put them together. And
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: it wasn't necessarily the flavor, but it was just the
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: popcorn in general, just boom boom. Now I think it
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: was like twenty six dollars disgusting. And I even, uh,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I think they even had like basic just like white
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: cheddar or just regular popcorn as well. Tried that from
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: a friend who was even like trying this. He goes,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: does this taste stale? And I go what's it from
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I Go Boy Scouts or the Scouts. I was like,
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: it's disgusting. I was like, they're trying to compete with
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: the cookies from the girls.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Instead of put this in perspective, I did some research
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: because I was like, I want to know how to
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: make some gourmet popcorn, because there was actually a business
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: that sold recently, and I debated buying the building just
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: to turn it into a studio, but it came with
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: all the equipment. I'm like, I might be slinging some
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Gormet popcorn. And they told me that one of the
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: best kernels you can buy is the Orville Redenbaker or whatever.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: That brand is one of the best. You can buy
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: sixteen pounds of kernels for twenty seven twenty six point
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: fifty eight. Yeah, sixteen pounds of kernels. And if you're
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: selling that, say it twenty ounces. Yes, you got to
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: buy a little bit to put it. Come on, you're
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: not putting that much in for some caramel, some chocolate,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: this and that is a huge profit maker.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I'm looking up real quick, how much does the average
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: profit margin on popcorn sales? Do we have any guesses?
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Oh god, I wouldn't even know where to begin, but
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: I can guarantee it's pretty big.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, So the Google AI says the average profit
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: margin of popcorn sales is often seventy to ninety percent,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: but a lot of places, and of course this depends
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: on overhead and all these other factors, it can reach
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: up to one thousand percent profit margin.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Did we just find our business?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: We need to go ahead?
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, if that's true, here was my thing.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie to you guys. If it's around
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: and I'm sitting down and watching a movie and somebody
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: has hit in the hand me some I'll eat it.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: I'd never in my life of sought out popcorn fucking
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: taking her lead shit worst case scenario, Like best case
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: scenario gets stuck on my fucking teeth. I don't even
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: fuck out of here with popcorn for camping gas fucking snack.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Get out of here in the camping one the jiffy
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: pop with the thing that you put over the fire.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Oh it's a goddamn good popcorn.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: See, I'm just not a fan. But the thing that's
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: nuts is my wife said to me, she goes, Brandon.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: We need to start at the County fair, a popcorn
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: little thing. You'll pay their little whatever the fee is
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: to be there and for three days will burn our
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: asses off and make a bunch of money. Every fucking
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: place I've ever been to that's a fair, that's a
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: an event that's in the spring or the summer time. Popcorn,
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: kettle corn, fucking They've got something right. These motherfuckers are
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: making bank. Sure there's some investment on the machinery and
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: the you know, the inventory, but like.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: You could get one on Timu, this person right here
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: on Reddit said, and this is the Reddit thread today
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I learned friend of mine told me that when he
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: sells one single large portion of popcorn, it covers the
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: cost of all of the kernels that he spends in
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: one day. That his popcorn cart averages two thousand dollars
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: profit a day.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: You have to imagine, like you said, it's got to
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: be a big festival or something like that, But to
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: sell two thousand dollars a popcorn when you're selling it
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: a couple of bucks a peg.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: But and I forgot to mention too, the I end
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: up getting a jersey too from Timu. It was Bobby
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Bouchet from the water Boy Solid dude, it's it's stitched
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: lettering and everything as well. Nine bucks that's all fuzzy.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Sounds like if if it's garbage, it's nine bucks. I've wasted.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I've wasted more money on worse shit in my life.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: So but the kids, my son gets knockoff NFL jerseys.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: He just wants to collect like his favorite players. So
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: he got a a Lamar Jackson jersey and I was like, boo,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: except for in fantasy love Lamar Jackson. But it's funny
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: whenever you hold it up, like the eights don't match
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: up like whenever we were looking like that. So it's like,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it's very offsettered and everything. But I
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: was like, how much do you spend on that? And
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: he's like eleven dollars. I was like you rocket, buddy, Rocket.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, it looks good, it looks good.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Flag football. Do whatever you need in that jersey, Bud.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Well, I was looking at other jerseys that'd be kind
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: of cool. I was like, they had like the Clark
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Griswold Chicago Blackhawks jersey or whatever. I was like, that
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: looks sick. Then they had paulk High Bundy jersey. I
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, that looks cool too, So well he's
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: gonna go with actual players. I'm like, I want to
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: go with fictional ones. They had Gump on there as well,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: which that was pretty basic, you know.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but at some point too, like we get to
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: an age too where it's almost awkward or weird or
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: people look at you a little bit extra when you're
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: wearing a jersey in public in a lot of situations,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: like I mean, if you're at the softball game, a
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: sporting event, yet it is, but when you're walking through
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the old wallfard, or you're walking through maybe the supply
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: where there's tractors or something like that, and you're rocking
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: a jersey, people are dont.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Want to this guy not on here?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Is he sowing drugs or is he just you know,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: high on the spectrum?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Actually around here you see it everywhere. It's I don't
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: know about you, Brandon, but.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: This was a question about men wearing jerseys. Is that
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: what you're talking about?
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like football jerseys in public at least, uh, maybe
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: we're so close to the stadium.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Have we talked about this before? Like I had a
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: friend who had the conversation that the idea that men
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: shouldn't grown men shouldn't wear jerseys of other men. Yeah, yes,
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: I don't. I mean I own jerseys. I have a
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: jersey upstairs of Le'Veon Bell when he played for the Jets.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Bro Like fucking it was on sale and I bought it.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: And then I've got like James Brown jersey. I'll never
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: fit in my life, but I don't put those on, Like,
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: I don't wear them unless it's a joke and I'm
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: doing some kind of like thing. But I gotta tell
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: you when we've talked about this too, college football fans
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: versus pro football fans. Pro football fans generally speaking, tend
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: to be trashier. Did you see the fucking Eagles uh
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: fan thing yesterday?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Why are the Eagles fans and Philadelphia in general so
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: fucking trashy? Dude?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: J trash trash.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: I've got some friends from Kensington and area in Philly,
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: and that's like the like white trash capital.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Of That's that's like, isn't that like the one of
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: the worst.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I had a friend. I had a friend
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: who just stopped posting on Facebook. Come to find out
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: many months later, why right? Living in Philadelphia. So sadly,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: you know, shit happens. Man, they're just fun trash like
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: in college, we will troll the shit out of you online.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Fuck you, your fan base sucks. You haven't international title
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: since nineteen fifty eight, and even then that's a self
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: claimed one. It's not even real. But I'm not gonna
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: come to the stadium, call your wife the blank word
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: pusher taught you to your car, spit in your faminick.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: This is like just as bad as the hooliganism of
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: the you know Brits over there who watch soccer games,
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: like those dudes will kill you like they're fucking nuts.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: They actually will. Yeah, And you got to think to
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: college football. A lot of these people are going to
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: college football probably either went to that college or maybe
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: they went to the junior college nearby and they kind
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: of maybe took one class one time, so they went there,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: you know. So maybe because it doesn't happen like that
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: at these college games, because there's more educated people.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: I see that point. I don't want to say it's wrong,
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: but I will say that at least here for Nebraska,
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I can't speak for every place, but I know no
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: rather that there was a there was a survey done.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Whether or not there's good data there or not, who knows,
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: But there was a survey done that showed the University
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: of Nebraska fans very small percentage of actually went to
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: the university. I mean, we've believe it or not. You know,
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: University of Nebraska. You want to guess the enrollment. I mean,
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: if you get for the whole school, whole University of Nebraska, Lincoln,
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: the enrollment for the school at twenty five thousand, not bad. Right.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Do you want to guess the enrollment for UCF in Orlando?
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: It's like fifty fifty.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Thousand, maybe more. It's nuts, It's out of this world.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: But enrollment doesn't exactly equate to fans, right. You know,
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: there's Arizona State's got a huge amount of fucking if students,
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: and we're enrollment doesn't necessarily mean there's a lot of
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Arizona State fans running around out there, right, But I
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: guess they're going to be more this year next year.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: But I think college football specifically the South. Do you
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: think a lot of those Alabama fans went to school, motherfucker,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: to go to school tomorrow? You know what I mean?
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Tomorrow?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: What's the one big roan, the white dude that's a
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: severe alcoholic role Tide Bob or something like that. Have
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: you seen him on social media?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Used to call in or whatever. And there was somebody
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: that used to call in and scream. It was one
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: of the TV person Alwaies I can't remember that was
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: a big role or Alabama fan.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: I can't remember what while you while you're looking it up.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Last thing I want to say is this The point
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I'm really just trying to make is this is that
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: college football specifically in places like where we live. You
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: but even though you're really close to the city, in
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: places where we live, where we're out in the middle
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: of nowhere, we don't have I mean, yes, we got
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: the Chiefs closed. There's a lot of Chiefs fans here.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of Broncos fans here, But Nebraska our
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: identity is the football team. And there's a lot of
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: places that in the South, specifically in Alabama, in Mississippi,
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: in Louisiana, even though they have the Saints, like those
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: college teams mean something because grandpa went to school there
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: right or or or stuff like that. It's it's different
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: with with pro football. Like my dad was a Vikings fan.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: I don't have two ships about the Vikings, but he
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: was a Husker fan and we grew up watching the Huskers.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: I grew up watching the Vikings too. But I don't know.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: It's it's built into the milieu of the state. And
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: there's not very many places like this. But you go
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: to North Dakota, you go to South Dakota, you go
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: to Montana. It's the same way with those schools. North
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Dakota State, South Dakota State, Montana, Montana State.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: So again that sucks.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I let's say you mentioned, like, oh, that's where
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: grandpa went and everything. My grandfather went to KU and
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I will die before I ever root for them sons
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: of bitches. So but no, it's uh, I like mu,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: so I can't.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I just refused. But I think here in America, the
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: only thing we have that's comparable to the the depth
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: that fandom goes for soccer and Premier soccer and and
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: and which has gone back one hundred plus years, one
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: hundred and fifty years. I think, you know, maybe more,
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know in some places with some of those clubs,
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: but it's passed on, you know. Grandpa cheers, Dad cheers
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: you're not allowed in this house if you cheer for Tottenham.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: You know, you're not allowed in this house if you're
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: cheering for fucking you know, Crystal Palace or whoever, Manchester
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: or whoever. But you know, similarly here, like I I
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: grew up, first time I ever saw my dad cry
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Nebraska won the national title when I was fucking eight
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: years old, you know, like so like that that kind
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: of stuff, like it's it's it means something here people
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: take it to heart. It's not the same with pro football.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Sure we get sad when we lose, and you know,
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: fuck I cried when the Broncos lost when I was ten,
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: But it's not the same.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Just gonna fire up. It's this old gay. I found
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: him on YouTube. God damn it. Why playin?
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: How are you dealing with the girls? They love me?
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: I love I loved you, k mass Flow. I have
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: one kid one here and he rival take a picture.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Oh tell him how I tell you to take the
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: pictures them? Women?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Do not.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: I mean that guy is all over social media and
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I guess he got in a bunch of trouble because
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: he was selling merchandise like you could see on there
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: with the A and all that stuff, and I guess
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: the SEC stopped in and they actually banned him from
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: like any college football Alabama because he was making profit
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: off it. But some people have tried to step in.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's gonna help, but he is
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: always like the like if you were to look in
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: the definition of you can't drink all day if you
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: don't start in the morning. This guy wakes up drinks
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: like severe alcoholic and just goes on rants Alabama and
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: apparently pretty racist, so he has to kind of be
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: toned down quite a bit before the real bad word
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: comes out of his mouth, which I guess happens quite
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: a bit. But there was a comedian and uh, I
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: don't know somebody that was there. I forget what it was.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Actually he was. He was doing all the podcast tours
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: right now. I think he's got a new show or
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: something coming out and roll Tide Willi's so goddamn stupid.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: He didn't think that this guy was actually African American.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: He thought he was just tan, and then when he
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: found out, he actually was like shocked and almost like
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: stopped talking to him, like that's how southern and drunk
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: this guy is it was pretty bad.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Geez.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But I mean you could even just see in
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: that video. I mean his eyes glassed right over, just
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: so goddamn drunk. I'm surprised that Garage Beer hasn't made
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: a run at him yet. Maybe they have. I don't know.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: He's got a feel.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Got it rolled, Willie.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: He'll be uh yeah, he'll be on Kensington before much longer,
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: probably just fitting right in.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: He is he is. He is a butt, as they
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: say down there. But speaking of jerseys and stadiums and stuff,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: you've been, man, you just went to the Bills Casey
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: game as a Cowboys fan as an anti Chiefs fan,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: and we haven't had a conversation to be able, or
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: we haven't any time I got to hear about it.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Man, dude. So it was. It was honestly like a
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: really really cool experience, except for the fact that the
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Chiefs won. That was pretty depressing. But man, it's so
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: he was talking about people, you know, girls taking pictures
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: with him.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: No.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: I had some ladies that were sitting in front of
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: us that were asking, They're like, hey, do you mind
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: you know, taking a picture of us everything. I was like, yeah,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: I got you, I got you. I take the picture everything, give,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: give the phone back, and the other girl was like,
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: can can you use my phone too? And I was like, okay,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: you guys just can't share the same fucking picture.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: You didn't sneak in a selfie because that's my move.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: If anybody ever does, that's exactly what I do. I
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: go hold on here selfie, So one more, all right, dude.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: I even told my friend. I was like, all these
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: people are gonna get a selfie of me, and I
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: was like, but it was so cold too at like
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I couldn't keep like switching it on the phone fast enough.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: So I was like, yeah, fuck this. I was like,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: I'm but I had six different people because I kept
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: joking around saying I was like, yeah, I'm actually a
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: professional photographer. And then so like people next to me,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: like these guys were like, hey, can can you get
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: us too? And I was like yeah, They're like can
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: you go run one row back? Though? So can you
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: a little bit higher ups we can get the field.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: And then I was like Jesus, guys, I was like,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna charge you a session. I was like, this
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: is a this is not really worth my time. And
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: they're like I'm sorry, I'm talking with you guys, and
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: then I take the picture. I was like, this is
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: a weird grinder profile photo and they're like, you son
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: of a bitch. So my friend who invited me was
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: just he's like, dude, you have to make a scene
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: of where you go. And I was like, apps the fusolutely.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: But these two girls, after they give me each of
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: their phones the cups?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Did they have one? The two girls? Never mind?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Oh gotcha? Two girls? Gotcha? I think. I was like,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I think they were c's but they the uh, the
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: girl like, I give him each back to their phone
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: and I'm like all right, so this is gotta be done.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: And she goes hey, and I was like, all right,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: what else? She hands me a disposable fucking camera like
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: a Fuji film and I'm like, she's rocking a nineties
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: starter jacket and I'm like, we have a time traveler
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: at our presence, like at mascot was like two wins.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: How old do you think this person was? Twenties, thirties, forties.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Late twenties, maybe early thirties. Okakay, no, you know what's
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: gotta be gotta be late twenties because she looked at me,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: and she was like, hey, to use it, you just
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: gotta I go, bitch, I was born in nineteen ninety
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: and everyone behind me started to laugh and everything. I
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: was like, fucking know how to and she goes, you
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: gotta look through like the little square and I kind
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: of like bat at her hand and I go, I
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: know how to use this fucking thing. I was like,
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: back up, I was like. But I was like, where
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: the fuck are you getting this developed? I was like,
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: is this still a thing? Is there still a little
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: kiosk cut somewhere like that? Were they disposed film? Fucking
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: what was going on?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: You can still? Yeah, I know, you can still drop
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: them off in the disposables and stuff. The only shitty
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: part is and being a photownerd because I used to
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: work the photo lab that when they send them in,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: you don't get to keep your negatives anymore. When they
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: send them in, you get the pictures and then they
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: more or less destroy the negatives. It's not a service
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: that sends them back because everything's outsourced this and that
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: is what I was told when I went to the
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: only place that does photography around me with.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Is Walfart, which does where I'm at.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, we don't have one near us anymore.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: But tall boys super expensive. As you guys know, I
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: don't drink unless I usually go to some kind of
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: big event. And this guy was like, hey, i'm driving,
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: and he's like, I packed a cooler so we can
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: pregame before we get in there, and I'm like, okay,
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: don't twist my arm. And I was like, I'm not
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: gonna have a few. I'm an addict. I never have
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: just one. So we're like crushing these michelob ultars, which
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: I usually don't drink either, So I was like, okay,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I slam three of the like slim boys or whatever
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: before we even get in there. And then I'm like, hey,
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: I see some tall boys. I'm like, since you took me,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: I don't have to pay for anything. I was like, oh,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: come me get you a couple of beers and he's
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: like yeah, for sure, and I was like, it's cold outside.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: We'll be able to keep him in there. It's gonna
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: stay cold. Hell yeah, less trips. We're uh, we each
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: have two tall boys and she's like that'll be eighty
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: four dollars and I go I said, four tall boys,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: not forty and she's like eighty four dollars, and I'm like, damn.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit, you could have got four
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: bags of twenty three and a half pounds popcorns for that.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: That's parking was seventy bucks, dude. But there was you know,
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, man, dude, I was like, and you guys
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: need help build. That's like you want some stadium improvements
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: and everything else. Yeah, you're raking up a lot with
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: just parking, fucking insane.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: And there were how many people there forty thousand or
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: whatever the stadium holds you probably I think.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: It's like seventy five thousand, almost eighty thousand. I think
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: I am so.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Really good at numbers today.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: It is that how much it is? I mean, I
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I think it's no, no, remember, because I was like, oh,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: two thousand apparently, Oh that's not it. It brought me
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: to the kfcum Center that's in Louisville.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Oh coo, sounds good too, by the way, I'm hungry.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: KC Stadium capacity seventy six, four hundred and sixteen.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: That's close.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's the twenty fifth largest stadium they.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's a dude, it's and you know how
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: they say it's the loudest outdoor stadium whatever, it's it's
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: so fucking incredible there. They get so loud. But there
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: were so many Bills fans there. There was one Teil
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Guinea party that had three hundred Bills fans. I'm not
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: even d it was insane.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: But as soon as that final play happened and you
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: knew it was over when they did the cameras to
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: the crowd going nuts. Every aisle was full of those
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Bills fans.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Just It's what's what's crazy too. It's like I got
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: these cheese fans around me and everything, and I'm just like,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: oh my god, my buddy's going crazy. He's like three baby,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: three pete. I'm oh terrible. But I didn't get to
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: watch any of the NFC Championship game at all because
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: they had it on well, they put it a little
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: bit of it on the JumboTron. So that's why I like.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Rob's like, hey, everybody's quiet in the chat, and I'm like, brother,
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: there's there's no service at this stadium. I got shit.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't even who fucking won.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Until I was in the gym we were coaching, playing
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: all day, didn't get over there. Me and a buddy
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: were starting to watch it on the phone. Then we
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: had to go coach and do this, and then by
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: the time we even got out of there, the Bills
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: game had already started. The family was hungry. All they
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: wanted was fucking dairy Queen and they close early on
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Sundays or something. I don't know if everyone does with
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: this one there, so I had to settle for some KFC.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Not a bad subtle but there's somebody posted a dairy
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Queen meme today on Facebook that actually got me. It
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: was they said I went to go Darry's gonna get
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: a wizzard and they said that they were at a
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Rees's and so I was, hey, man, you don't worry
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: about It's not your fault. The guy working there was like,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: actually it is. I've been fucking slacking a little bit
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: and I'm supposed to be ordering that stuff. And I
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: was like, you know what, we like an accountability king, Like,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: good for you. If someone told me that, they're like, fuck,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: do I've been kind of slacking a little bit, I
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: probably should have ordered that. I'm like, fair enough, you
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: know what, let's go butterfinger, you know who cares.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: That's a move you pulled in the day, wasn't it.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: He's learning from you.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Oh for sure, dude. Those cheesecake pipes. I remember my
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: boss being like, why are we going through so many?
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: It's like we do never even like sell a lot
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: of this stuff.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Well, and it ain't me.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Just like a fucking little mouse over there, just hovering
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: over that little box every time I go in the
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: freezer to grab some Hamburger patties, you know, on them
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: fucking cheesecake. But it was so easy to get to
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: and for some reason you put it in there. You
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: didn't bite it immediately, you just let it melt in
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: your mount oock. It was so good. Brands a getting hard.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: He's rubbing one right now. He's like, he's like, how
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: was the crust?
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Is so good?
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: I'm literally texting my wife dinner. I'm like, do you
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: know it sounds good right now? Grilled cheese with ballooney
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: on it? Oh? Boys, do you know what I did?
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Two fingers? No, I I I've told you guys about
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: that's right. I told you guys about Taylor Ham before
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: that new Jersey like blooney type stuff, right, talked about
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Taylor Ham or pork Roll, depending on where you're from
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: in Jersey, South Jersey versus North Jersey. I went and
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: bought some new some new pork Roll or Taylor Ham
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: bought six pounds of the ship. They had a deal
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: where it was six pounds. Now, have you ever been
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: to the city matt which the city New York, New York?
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Yes? I have.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Have you you ever had a street dogs?
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: So did you like it? Yeah?
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: So every from what I've been told from a New
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Yorker and somebody who's from Jersey, is that every street
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: hot dog from a street vendor you find, they sell
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: a brand call Subrettes or something like that. Maybe I'm
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: proouncing it wrong. Anyway, there's a website, and I gotta.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Pull this shit up. Yeah, I remember, I mean I
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: couldn't tell you the brand, and I believe we are
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: pretty drunk. And it tasted frig and fantastic. And I
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: remember going with Logan one time and he's for some
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: reason said, you can't eat it, you can't you got
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: it when you're in New York City something I'm obviously
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I'm paraphrasing something about you got you you have to
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: eat off the ground or some shit. I don't know.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: He took like a piece of his food, rubbed it
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: on the ground, and then ate it.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: So they sell this stuff called Taylor Ham, which is
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: basically just it's like a pork baloney type stuff, but
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: as tam. It's it. It's not as salty as spam,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: but it's so much better than blooney, is the only
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: way I can explain it.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: That's my wife. I'm trying to get some head.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: These are the dogs that they sell. These are Subrettes,
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: it's the brand, and fifty hot dogs for forty five bucks.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: I know that's a lot, but I went in and
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I bought. I bought this deal here for ninety five
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: dollars and six pounds of ham, fifty hot dogs, and
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: then I added in this bad boy, which was mustard
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: and onions, because it's there. If I'm gonna do it,
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it right.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: And boys, let me tell you it is arriving here
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: in three days. Cool, just the time of the weekend
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: before my baby's born. Dude, it's gonna be diarrhea time
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: once I get to that hospital. I'm just telling you
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: other right.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Now, Hey, at least you'll be in the hospital. You know,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: need some baby wipes. You're not paying for them. But
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: did you guys know in nineteen oh six, the Pure
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Food and Drug Act actually changed the definition of ham
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: so that Taylor was forced to rename his product pork roll.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I had no idea.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Little history lesson it was John Taylor because it was
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: originally called Taylor's Prepared Ham. The only place that uses
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: tailor ham now is in Jersey. But there's that's why
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: he had to call it pork roll because of the
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: goddamn Pure Food and Rug Act. We're an educational show.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: But I know Brandon's hungry. You've been probably hungry as well,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: and maybe even has to go pick up a kid.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I know that I would have to leave and go
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: get a kid, or to know, two kids from dance
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: in a couple of minutes. But everything got canceled because
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: apparently we're having snownatles. But you guys are enjoying fifty
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: degree weather in the Midwest and thinking about golfing and stuff.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be six degrees here and negative something in
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: the next couple of days. So love you guys. That
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: was for you, and I don't know, I got nothing else.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys do.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: No, I got a can of Vienna sausages waiting for me.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Ever since you mentioned spam, I forgot that I bought
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: that shit. I'm fucking destroying it.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, not to make even more hungry, but I forgot.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I started a batch of homemade ice cream before the studio,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: and it's probably gonna be pretty shitty because I'm sure
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: that there's none left for me, And unfortunately, with the
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: ice cream maker, you can't just make another batch because
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: you gotta wait twenty four to forty eight hours for
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: the bowl to freeze again. So in there and there's
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: no ice cream'd.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Be pretty mad.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to eat more popcorn.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: I had a friend to drop off about this much,
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: you know, like it's about that round and he's gentle, nice,
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: but about this much of uh deer sausage with jalapeno
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: and cheese in it.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Boys, you guys, before we leave, do you guys know
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: what you guys call it? Deer sausage, deer jerky deer sausage, venison,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: venison or venison guys, So fancy it up up here
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: in pretty much Kennedy.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's deer sausage. We're gonna be distinct because
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: that summer sausage too. That's why I say, every time
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: I walk by that's still like that, the summer sausage
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: whatever at Walmart, I always pick it up and give
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: them missus a look, and I just like wiggle around
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: a little bit. I will never grow up, and I
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: absolutely refuse to. Is it even close to the resemblance
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: of a summer sausage. No, like to be a sausage.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I'm getting ready to eat.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: So you're just sending soliminal messages to the wife as
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: you eat that. Hey, best of luck to you boys
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: and that. And obviously Brandon's getting close to baby thirty.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: So if you don't see them out here for a
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks, months, whatever it takes him to get
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: adjusted to number three, that is why we'll have to
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: well know what we're gonna have to do. We're gonna
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: have to I know you're a cigar guy, and uh
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I I've been chatting with the cigar company, so I'm
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna see if I can get a little
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: congratulations little package over to you. They're they're upgrading some stuff.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: There is a code and all that good stuff. I
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: think I think it's Honeybee Cigars something like that, but
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: they're their online stuff. They were switching around new vendors
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: and credit cards and all that good stuff. So I'll
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: send a link and we'll get a care package over
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: to Brandon number three Baby Celebratory and we'll sit here
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: some episode. Well you probably can't your house near mind.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I have a cigar in your
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: in your house while we do it, but that's probably
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: not good for you with a new board, so we'll
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: come up with an idea. And but either way, I
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: can't thank you guys enough. Obviously you've been branding. Anybody
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: that's still listening. We'll see you guys next week, and
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: make sure you tell those kids to stay out of
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: our goddamn fridgie little punks. See you next week. Comebye,