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Egbert with the Lads · Waffle and Sense

• 0:01
  Warren: Talking about spaceships, did you know they changed the name of UFO?
• 0:06
  ???: Yeah.
• 0:07
  ???: Oh yeah to um UAP UAP.
• 0:10
  Warren: Yeah.
• 0:10
  Warren: Which is um what is it called again?
• 0:13
  Warren: I written this.
• 0:14
  Jack: Unidentified aerial phenomenon.
• 0:18
  Jack: Okay.
• 0:20
  Jack: So phenomenon?
• 0:34
  Warren: Right, so uh welcome to Watford and Sense where we take a bunch of nonsense and season it up with wisdom and call it a podcast.
• 0:42
  Warren: Today we are back with with Bob Zay.
• 0:47
  Warren: Say hello, Bubs.
• 0:48
  Warren: Yo.
• 0:48
  Warren: We also got Jack.
• 0:51
  Jack: What's good, people from home when I'm not.
• 0:54
  Warren: And we also got Nino.
• 0:56
  Warren: How we do it as well.
• 0:57
  Warren: How are we doing?
• 0:58
  Warren: Nino is the uh is the nominee.
• 1:00
  Warren: You watched the podcast before?
• 1:02
  Neno: I have, I have.
• 1:03
  Neno: Yeah, you enjoy it?
• 1:04
  Neno: I do, I do.
• 1:05
  Neno: Yeah, you do something to watch when I'm chilling at home, smoking.
• 1:08
  Neno: Well, let's have it on in the background.
• 1:10
  Warren: I'm glad because you know, like half of my family haven't even watched my fucking shit yet.
• 1:14
  Warren: Serious, bro.
• 1:16
  Warren: Well, I do I think they've disowned me, to be honest.
• 1:23
  Warren: How is everyone?
• 1:24
  Warren: I'm good, man.
• 1:24
  Warren: I'm good.
• 1:25
  Warren: Yeah, you all good?
• 1:26
  Warren: Chilling.
• 1:27
  Warren: Chilling.
• 1:28
  Warren: How about you, chap?
• 1:29
  Jack: Yeah, can't complain.
• 1:30
  Warren: Yeah, you look like you've been on you've been on a mission, bruv.
• 1:33
  Jack: Like uh yeah, look, just because of the hair, bro.
• 1:36
  Jack: Like, yeah.
• 1:40
  Jack: Biz busy busy times hibernating.
• 1:43
  bubsey: Yeah, speaking of your hair, what did I ring you up and say, yo?
• 1:46
  bubsey: Do you remember?
• 1:49
  bubsey: No, you fucking perfect Hitler nominee or something blonde hair and blue eyes.
• 1:59
  Jack: I thought at first I was like thinking, why is he saying I look like Hitler?
• 2:06
  Neno: And then click clutches.
• 2:07
  Neno: So he said like the perfect human blonde hair, blue eyes.
• 2:12
  Neno: Yeah.
• 2:13
  Neno: Even when you go like gone on a holiday before, like the staff in the hotels, if they see someone with blonde hair, blue eyes, they're probably like, yeah, so then child snatchers.
• 2:22
  Neno: Yeah, them once 100% blonde hair, blue eye child snatchers.
• 2:29
  bubsey: Yeah.
• 2:29
  bubsey: Nah, that's the type of baby they go for.
• 2:32
  bubsey: Oh, is it?
• 2:32
  bubsey: Yeah.
• 2:33
  Warren: Ah, so black kids, you are saying I'm not a professional, so I don't know.
• 2:38
  bubsey: I'm just saying what I've like seen through life, you know what I mean?
• 2:41
  bubsey: Like heard.
• 2:42
  bubsey: Okay.
• 2:43
  bubsey: Um professional is crazy.
• 2:46
  bubsey: Yeah.
• 2:47
  bubsey: I'm not an amateur either.
• 2:49
  bubsey: Not any, not anybody.
• 2:53
  bubsey: I have nothing to do with abducting anybody like some people.
• 2:57
  bubsey: This was stuff, real quick.
• 3:00
  Warren: Real quick, we're like three minutes into it.
• 3:02
  Warren: Fucking predators.
• 3:04
  Warren: This is the sense, yeah.
• 3:08
  Warren: Fucking hell.
• 3:11
  Warren: You know, you've got black kids, you've got to be careful as well, because you've got Madonna, she likes to snatch little black babies.
• 3:17
  Warren: Yeah, yeah.
• 3:18
  Warren: You know, little skinny black babies.
• 3:20
  Jack: So if your baby's fat, they're you're getting snatched into torture or you're getting snapped into a millionaire's house.
• 3:27
  Jack: There's a bit of a difference.
• 3:30
  Warren: Is it Madonna I'm thinking of?
• 3:31
  Warren: Is it no?
• 3:32
  Warren: It's Angelina Jolie.
• 3:33
  Warren: No, I think Madonna's on it.
• 3:36
  Neno: I swear Madonna is.
• 3:37
  Warren: I swear Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, they got some kids from Africa.
• 3:42
  bubsey: I think they're both on it, isn't it?
• 3:43
  Warren: They're both on that, innit?
• 3:45
  bubsey: See, that's a tough one to fucking know whether it's right or wrong, isn't it?
• 3:49
  bubsey: Do you know what I mean?
• 3:51
  Jack: That's that's weird.
• 3:52
  Jack: How come I've had like these girlfriends in Southeast Asia that weren't allowed to bring to England for a holiday or to visit me?
• 4:00
  Jack: But you can just ship in an African child, yeah.
• 4:03
  Neno: Seems a bit mad, doesn't it?
• 4:04
  Neno: That is kind of backwards still.
• 4:06
  Neno: That is kind of backwards when you get started on China.
• 4:09
  Neno: I saw there's like a law in China about kids, you can't can only have like certain amount, innit?
• 4:15
  Jack: Yeah, uh I don't think they've got that one child policy anymore.
• 4:20
  bubsey: Shall I google it?
• 4:22
  Warren: Let me Google it quick.
• 4:23
  bubsey: Because how would that even be if it was they need kids to keep up with all their labour?
• 4:28
  bubsey: Yeah, that's some good information to know, innit?
• 4:32
  Neno: But how would they if that was in place, how would they like limit that life?
• 4:35
  Neno: Someone did have two kids, or someone had twins like they used to kill the baby.
• 4:41
  bubsey: What just turn up and shoot the baby in there?
• 4:43
  bubsey: Nah, I don't know.
• 4:44
  bubsey: I don't know how they do it.
• 4:46
  bubsey: I've got sent it the fuck out again.
• 4:48
  bubsey: I'm not again, I'm not a professional.
• 4:51
  Jack: I think it would be like a social credit score punishment rather than killing the baby.
• 4:56
  Jack: I think the baby will be allowed to stay alive.
• 4:59
  bubsey: Well, maybe back in the day they did, and that's what I'm thinking of.
• 5:04
  Neno: I think a lot of like generations, but they did that a lot with everywhere back in the day, depending on the yeah.
• 5:12
  bubsey: So apparently babies, just people that go around culling babies.
• 5:19
  bubsey: That's mad.
• 5:22
  Warren: So apparently it was introduced the one child policy in 1979, and they eased it in 2016.
• 5:31
  Warren: Uh wait, it also says here.
• 5:36
  Warren: Uh I'm just reading.
• 5:39
  Warren: Shrinking the label for blah blah blah, aging population.
• 5:42
  Warren: I can't be honest.
• 5:44
  Warren: There's fucking power brought here.
• 5:46
  Warren: Uh I think it's a three-child thing.
• 5:48
  Warren: I'm gonna say think because I don't want to get sued.
• 5:50
  Warren: I don't want these motherfuckers.
• 5:52
  Warren: Well, who's in my comments anyway?
• 5:54
  Warren: Just you guys, to be honest.
• 5:56
  Warren: Yeah, but once it takes off.
• 6:00
  Warren: True, true, true, very true.
• 6:02
  Jack: It's gonna take off like a spaceship one day, bro.
• 6:08
  Warren: Talking about spaceships, did you know they changed the name of UFO?
• 6:14
  ???: Yeah.
• 6:14
  ???: Oh yeah, to um UAP UAP.
• 6:18
  Warren: Yeah, which is um what was it called again?
• 6:20
  Warren: I wrote it this way.
• 6:21
  Jack: Unidentified aerial phenomenon.
• 6:26
  Jack: Okay.
• 6:27
  Jack: Phenomenon?
• 6:36
  bubsey: Yeah, that's mad that they changed that.
• 6:38
  bubsey: Why do you think they changed that?
• 6:40
  Warren: So I was reading it, it's because when people was like reporting UFOs, they were getting the piss taken out of them.
• 6:49
  Warren: And people stopped reporting them.
• 6:51
  Warren: So to make it serious again, they changed the name.
• 6:55
  Warren: Like NASA and like the American Pentagon changed it to UAPs for, and then it also stops people thinking it's automatically aliens because it could be a fucking asteroid or some shit.
• 7:06
  bubsey: Yeah, yeah.
• 7:07
  bubsey: What do you think?
• 7:08
  bubsey: What do you man think the inside of a spaceship looks like?
• 7:11
  bubsey: Chrome.
• 7:16
  Warren: Chrome.
• 7:17
  Warren: Chromed out rich aliens, yeah.
• 7:20
  Warren: Yeah, man, bare bling.
• 7:22
  Warren: You know what I'm saying?
• 7:22
  Warren: Yeah, it's gonna be tripped, yeah.
• 7:24
  Warren: Of course, bro.
• 7:24
  Warren: These motherfuckers can be rolling on on earth.
• 7:28
  Jack: I've I think they'd have wood in there, you know, because we value gold, but in the universe it's bare gold, but it's not much trees, it's not much wood.
• 7:37
  Jack: Yeah, but only wood on earth.
• 7:40
  Jack: So aliens would be like have a twig round the chain hanging off the chain.
• 7:46
  Warren: Man's got the wood.
• 7:47
  Warren: What's that round in that oak fam?
• 7:50
  Warren: I wonder what they're doing.
• 7:51
  Warren: What, like what aliens would actually look like?
• 7:56
  bubsey: No, what the I've got an idea of what they look like.
• 8:00
  bubsey: Um the outside of the spaceship.
• 8:04
  ???: I like that.
• 8:05
  Neno: We didn't see nothing, it happened in England.
• 8:06
  Neno: It was like back in the day.
• 8:08
  Neno: And a bunch of kids, like, I think it was like playtime or whatever, they saw a UFO and they like the teachers didn't believe them, so they got them to like draw a picture, and all the kids literally like drawed the exact same picture and they like, but it was all like separated in the room, and that yeah.
• 8:23
  Warren: What colour was it?
• 8:25
  Neno: I don't remember that.
• 8:25
  Neno: I don't I can't remember it was on it's on Netflix or something.
• 8:28
  Warren: I wonder if it was like blacked out with tints, yeah.
• 8:30
  Warren: Someone just hear some gangster alien rap coming out the side and looking for them trees, bro.
• 8:42
  Warren: Oh shut shit.
• 8:44
  bubsey: Do you think they're born in them pods?
• 8:46
  bubsey: You know what you see in films and that, or do you like oh where they're floating in the liquid?
• 8:50
  Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 8:51
  bubsey: Matrix types is that like a real thing.
• 8:54
  Warren: Uh I don't know.
• 8:55
  Warren: I think they would just give birth like normalcy.
• 8:57
  Warren: Maybe they come out of eggs, like aliens like lay eggs, like chickens.
• 9:01
  Warren: Yeah.
• 9:02
  Warren: Oh that's how you know who came first.
• 9:04
  Warren: It was the fucking alien.
• 9:07
  Jack: Fair enough.
• 9:08
  Jack: That's wild.
• 9:09
  Jack: Imagine you first encounter seeing like a real alien, and it's just got an egg coming out of his ass.
• 9:15
  Jack: It's just squatting.
• 9:16
  Jack: It's squatting in your garden.
• 9:23
  bubsey: The first thing you'd say is, it's not our chickens.
• 9:26
  bubsey: Fucking hell.
• 9:36
  Warren: Could be there like, yo, yo, we're gonna have a fucking let me crack this, pull in my throwing can, see what happens.
• 9:41
  bubsey: Oh, so you say like eggs.
• 9:43
  bubsey: Do you think that they have the period eggs like what we eat?
• 9:48
  bubsey: What?
• 9:49
  bubsey: Wait, what?
• 9:50
  bubsey: What do you mean eggs?
• 9:51
  bubsey: No, the eggs that we eat are the are the period, aren't they?
• 9:56
  bubsey: Of a of a chicken.
• 9:58
  bubsey: What no.
• 9:59
  bubsey: Yes, because it's not fertile.
• 10:02
  Warren: No, they can they you can get fertile.
• 10:05
  bubsey: Yeah, and then it's a fucking it's not a period egg.
• 10:09
  bubsey: It's a normal egg with a baby, it's a pregnated egg.
• 10:13
  Warren: Oh, you mean basically like an ovary that they just but it's the yeah, they just drop it out.
• 10:20
  Jack: I've wondered that in the Philippines, in the Philippines they've got that street food balloon, and that like the actual baby chicken is in this egg that they sell to you.
• 10:29
  Jack: Cool.
• 10:30
  Jack: Yeah, I've seen it.
• 10:31
  Jack: I've I've only drunk the juice out of it.
• 10:33
  Jack: Weren't nice, and then I see the feathers and the little fucking.
• 10:39
  Warren: Was that what you wanted to bring to the cookout?
• 10:40
  Warren: Uh on the first episode, when I was like, Why don't you bring it to the cookout?
• 10:45
  Warren: And you were saying, Oh, these these little eggs, because you wanted to watch people eat them and be sick with the tears like just like raw.
• 10:55
  Jack: It was just like warm water, but then I see like a little baby chicken head looking like the antichrist.
• 11:01
  Jack: Is it crunchy?
• 11:05
  Jack: I don't know.
• 11:06
  Jack: Did you like it?
• 11:08
  bubsey: No, don't blame you, man.
• 11:11
  bubsey: Yeah.
• 11:12
  bubsey: I had alcohol with a lizard with a pair of lizards in it.
• 11:16
  bubsey: I don't know, I can't remember who brought it round.
• 11:19
  bubsey: Somebody went on holiday to like fucking Spain or something, and they come back with this like it tasted like um what's that thick liquor that's clear?
• 11:28
  bubsey: Sambuka.
• 11:29
  bubsey: Tasted like sambuka, but it had a pair of lizards in it, real fucking lizards.
• 11:34
  bubsey: And it had been there for so long, I'd had it for so long, all the scales and that started coming off and that.
• 11:40
  bubsey: And then I just got off my head one night, and me and my mate drank it.
• 11:44
  bubsey: That's really not all with it, because it is strong.
• 11:46
  bubsey: You know, they do it with like rattlesnakes and drink loads of weird shit.
• 11:51
  Warren: I'm still waiting to find the tequila bottle with a worm in there.
• 11:54
  bubsey: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 11:55
  Warren: Like I see like the only reason I know this thing exists is because of cartoons.
• 11:59
  Warren: Like, you see, like, you know, like the Mexican mouse has the Mexican just drinking, and then you got the worm with pops that are just doing hiccups and shit.
• 12:10
  Warren: Yeah, that's that's my knowledge of the world, all through cartoons.
• 12:14
  Warren: Yeah.
• 12:17
  Warren: Let's ask her one of these random questions that I got here.
• 12:20
  Warren: What is your oh, this is one that I asked on my last episode.
• 12:29
  Warren: Fortunately, I can't tell you my story, you have to watch until the next.
• 12:32
  Warren: You watch that head.
• 12:33
  Warren: What's I'm just gonna ask the question.
• 12:36
  Warren: What's the strangest What's the strangest place you've ever vomited?
• 12:40
  Warren: Strangest place.
• 12:42
  Neno: I don't know ever.
• 12:43
  Neno: I feel like I'm normally pretty controlled or it's pretty good.
• 12:46
  Warren: Come on, everyone's everyone's vomited somewhere bizarre or random or just embarrassing.
• 12:54
  Neno: Nah, I feel like I can like hold it, hold it down still.
• 12:57
  Neno: Probably like at school or something, but like no one's ever I've never had that couple of things.
• 13:01
  Warren: In the car or anything, or vomited on someone or you and still.
• 13:05
  Neno: I don't know if it could just like I don't know, you know when you get it in your mouth, you can like swallow it and swallow it.
• 13:11
  Warren: Oh my man swallows.
• 13:13
  Warren: He don't smell, he swallows what about you, Jack?
• 13:20
  Jack: Um probably in my neighbour's car.
• 13:25
  Warren: In your neighbor's car?
• 13:26
  Warren: Yeah, like what's the story?
• 13:28
  Jack: Um I just started getting proper light headed and I was like, damn, I need to lay down, and then I woke up like on the floor on my face, my face hurting.
• 13:43
  Jack: Yeah, and I went to um sit out in the hallway because I'd been passed out with the heating on and it would just got hot.
• 13:51
  Jack: So I went to sit in the hallway, like the communal area of the blocks, and I was just like red, red-faced, felt really hot, a bit shaken.
• 14:04
  Jack: And a neighbor was there, and he was like, I yeah, I think he was about to drive his kids to school, or he was taking the kids somewhere, and it's like, yeah, and I'll take you to the hospital, because this was before I was driving, and then um I just threw up all over the back of his car.
• 14:24
  Jack: I just he pulled over like too late, and then I was like out the open door there, just hit the door and bounced off everything, you know, the little holder bit.
• 14:40
  Jack: Yeah, but I was I was wrecked, and then I went to Ketcher in hospital, and they were like, uh nothing wrong with you.
• 14:50
  Jack: It's some parasetal man.
• 14:55
  Warren: What about you, pubs?
• 14:57
  bubsey: I ain't really throwing up anything weird, but like just normal places, like in my bed.
• 15:04
  bubsey: Yeah, throwing up in my bed.
• 15:07
  bubsey: The weirdest thing to do with throwing up though, I remember when I was about 15 and we got a bottle of Jack Daniels, and I was necking the thing off, right?
• 15:18
  bubsey: And I weren't feeling anything.
• 15:20
  bubsey: My mate said, run to the end of the fucking car park and back, and I did.
• 15:25
  bubsey: And by the time I got back, I was fucked.
• 15:28
  bubsey: I've actually thought of once went to the chippy, yeah, munched the chippy, fucked out my head, and then in finding there's this like fucking it's got steps, yeah.
• 15:39
  bubsey: You walk up these steps, you're on a a sheet of concrete, yeah, and then it's hollow underneath and a road.
• 15:48
  bubsey: Not like a road, but like a driveway sort of thing.
• 15:51
  bubsey: And I remember laying on the top of that, throwing up over the edge of it, and then being starving and trying to reach down to grab the sick to eat it.
• 15:59
  bubsey: Just put a whip when I was in cycles.
• 16:09
  bubsey: I guarantee people are thinking that's why you fat you kind of you say cypress.
• 16:18
  Neno: Yeah, I was on is that the first like around the first time where you start drinking all that yeah, start mixing all my dreams.
• 16:24
  Warren: Lads holiday, first lads holiday.
• 16:26
  Neno: No, it's like I was away with my family next time.
• 16:27
  Neno: Oh, is that I was like quite young at the time, I was thinking I was like 15, 16.
• 16:31
  Neno: Okay, and I'll say it from my sister's perspective because apparently she said she woke up in the morning, she's just looked around the room, she could smell like the sick smell.
• 16:41
  Neno: She literally looked around the room, they're sick, like all on the walls, the like ceiling, floor.
• 16:47
  Neno: Yeah, I was fucked, man.
• 16:51
  Jack: I'm sorry, I'm still trying to eat the silly things.
• 16:56
  Jack: Never had Buddy, you know when you were sick in the bed?
• 17:01
  Jack: Um, were you single at the time?
• 17:05
  bubsey: Yeah, I was, yeah, because we were watching birds, but yeah.
• 17:08
  Jack: Because I felt like most of the time when it's someone who's done that, it's because like they've got a girlfriend who cleared the bed.
• 17:15
  Jack: But I think when it's a single person who knows they're cleaning their own bed, they find a way to make sure that it at least goes on the floor next to the bed than actually where you're laying down because you might not be in a good enough condition to change that.
• 17:34
  Jack: And you might lay in the bed.
• 17:39
  bubsey: I must have thrown up in the bed, yeah.
• 17:41
  bubsey: And no knew that I'd thrown up in the bed, but I was so out of my head I don't remember.
• 17:45
  bubsey: And then I just was woke up on the floor.
• 17:48
  bubsey: Dan was in the living room.
• 17:50
  bubsey: You know what I mean?
• 17:51
  bubsey: He'd come in and it was like, get up, there's sick all over your bed.
• 17:55
  bubsey: I was like, oh damn.
• 17:56
  bubsey: Cleaned up sick hug over as it was a fucking world.
• 18:02
  Warren: Yeah, no, fuck that.
• 18:03
  Warren: Do you know what?
• 18:04
  Warren: So I remembered the other day one time, you know, my mum's got the toilet.
• 18:11
  Warren: You obviously you don't know, but my mum's got like a little downstairs toilet.
• 18:14
  Warren: Yeah.
• 18:15
  Warren: Yeah.
• 18:15
  Warren: This was this was a few years back.
• 18:17
  Warren: I must have been in there having a number two, and that just you know, as you do.
• 18:22
  Warren: All of a sudden, my stepdad boosts the door open and vomits all on my motherfucking lap.
• 18:29
  Warren: Like, so you sat down on that toilet.
• 18:33
  Warren: No, I was I was having a number two, so I was I was having so literally I'm there, just you know thick hair was one.
• 18:43
  bubsey: I bet you a cock smell like sick.
• 18:45
  Warren: Seriously, he came in and just went, but the thing is is he he must have rushed to the fucking toilet because he literally it was all on my lap and he rubbed it in, and I was just like, and then oh, sorry Warren, let me get you a towel.
• 19:05
  Neno: The eye contact after that must have been yeah.
• 19:09
  bubsey: I imagine like a week after you go out and get your dick sucked and the birds sucking it, and it just started, why is there peas in you?
• 19:20
  bubsey: There's camera in it.
• 19:24
  Jack: That's crazy.
• 19:26
  Neno: You're most vulnerable when you're taking a shit as well.
• 19:28
  Neno: That's why you got a dog, you guys got dogs, yeah.
• 19:32
  Neno: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:33
  Neno: You know, when your dog takes a shit and it's like looks you in the eye, yeah, it's because it's most like vulnerable at that time, so it's like relying on you to like protect why it's taking a shit.
• 19:42
  Warren: They stare at you, don't they?
• 19:44
  Neno: Yeah, no problem.
• 19:45
  Neno: You then make eye contact as well, like yeah, it's fucking no blinking look into my soul, man.
• 19:53
  bubsey: Speaking of dogs, yeah.
• 19:54
  bubsey: What do you what do you mum prefer?
• 19:56
  bubsey: Dogs or cats?
• 19:57
  bubsey: Dogs or dogs.
• 20:02
  Warren: Jack's a cat guy.
• 20:04
  Warren: Nah.
• 20:05
  Warren: You're a cat guy, yeah.
• 20:06
  Warren: Is it no judgment?
• 20:08
  Jack: No judgment.
• 20:08
  Jack: Well, I I like both.
• 20:09
  Jack: I just have cats.
• 20:12
  bubsey: Obviously, I'll fucking comment.
• 20:14
  bubsey: Lunacy put a post up, yeah, and it's uh eight things gayer than being a homosexual.
• 20:23
  Jack: And one of the things one of the things was men having cats, yeah.
• 20:29
  bubsey: And I commented on it saying um I agree, especially with the men having cats, right?
• 20:38
  bubsey: And then all these men that have definitely got cats like right on my comment, like proper that they're triggered to fuck by me saying that.
• 20:49
  bubsey: And it's like, listen, if you prefer cats, you're obviously homosexual.
• 20:56
  Neno: I feel like my dislike for cats has come from my dad.
• 21:00
  Neno: And I'm a bit scared of them as well.
• 21:02
  Neno: You know, when they're on your lap and you stroke them and they get their claws up.
• 21:04
  Neno: I really don't like that.
• 21:05
  Neno: Right in there.
• 21:07
  Neno: Yeah, I fucking hate that shit.
• 21:08
  Neno: Yeah, and my dad fucking hates them, like hates them.
• 21:13
  Neno: So I feel like that's been like I don't hate 'em, but I'm not necessarily like a fan of them.
• 21:18
  bubsey: Nah, dogs are whatever.
• 21:20
  Warren: Jack, you still got your cats for back in the day?
• 21:22
  Jack: Are they still living?
• 21:23
  Jack: Yeah, they're like eight now.
• 21:25
  Jack: Yeah, but then like my my two are chill.
• 21:28
  Jack: Like, I know people with ginger cats, yeah, and like they're wild.
• 21:32
  Jack: But like mine just I didn't even have to look after them.
• 21:36
  Jack: You know, just give them food.
• 21:38
  Jack: They just chill, bro.
• 21:40
  Jack: They're just, you know, like if you rent a room out, like you you might have some fuck he's bringing bare girls around and partying and just all kind of noise.
• 21:51
  Jack: Or you might just have like a quiet nerd.
• 21:53
  Jack: He's got some earphones for his music, he don't make no noise, and then he just
• 22:01
  Warren: I remember one time we was round yours, must be drinking some wine, whatever, just just you know, just having a little drink, a little smoke, whatever.
• 22:10
  Warren: And I remember one time, oh man, I need my toilet.
• 22:12
  Warren: So I went to your toilet because you know he trained his cats to use the fucking toilet.
• 22:17
  Jack: No way.
• 22:18
  Jack: Uh that's when the trainer was on the toilet.
• 22:20
  Warren: Yeah, literally.
• 22:21
  Warren: And so, like, just imagine you you're drunk, you walk in the toilet, and there's a cat having a piss.
• 22:27
  Warren: I'll do what you said, having a fruit.
• 22:30
  Warren: Do they still use the toilet?
• 22:44
  Jack: Nah, nah.
• 22:45
  Warren: That's actually mad though.
• 22:46
  Warren: No, seriously, mad, mad, fucking clever as well.
• 22:51
  Neno: Cause I feel like my dog would have never done that shit.
• 22:53
  Neno: So I feel like cats are smarter, man.
• 22:55
  Jack: But what's what's cool is like they just go to the toilet outside.
• 22:59
  Jack: So they're cool.
• 23:02
  Jack: I mean, back when I was drinking, I might have gone sleep like real late and just not waking up, and then they might like piss on my shirt on the floor from when I had a a bath, but they're like really polite.
• 23:17
  Jack: Yeah.
• 23:18
  Jack: I'm drinking piss on their skin.
• 23:20
  Jack: Most of the time they haven't got the litter tray there because they're just in and out all the time.
• 23:25
  Jack: They'll never really do that.
• 23:28
  Jack: So it's strange.
• 23:30
  Jack: I put it out, they don't use it.
• 23:31
  Jack: But from when they were using the toilet, not a good thing to do because it proper stains the toilet.
• 23:39
  bubsey: Yeah.
• 23:39
  Jack: I don't know if it was the cat pee or the cat poo that was causing that, but yeah.
• 23:46
  Neno: Cat piss has got a certain smell, man.
• 23:49
  Neno: I had this girl around one time and she had cats.
• 23:53
  Jack: Wait, wait, the girl brought her cats.
• 23:55
  Neno: No, no, she didn't bring them around, but you could smell the cats on her.
• 23:58
  Neno: It was a very strong smell.
• 24:01
  Neno: And then even from when she left my yard, like it was like for two days my yard smelled up.
• 24:07
  Neno: Yeah, you know, you know when cat.
• 24:12
  bubsey: M cat smell a lot of cat piss.
• 24:13
  bubsey: Yeah, you remember?
• 24:15
  bubsey: I've never no, I've never taken it, but I never known it.
• 24:19
  Warren: I don't even know what it looks like, to be honest.
• 24:21
  Jack: But do you you know when like you go around someone's house and it smells like that?
• 24:25
  Jack: Yeah, and it's like I've I've walked in someone's house before and the smell was deep.
• 24:31
  Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:31
  Jack: Yeah.
• 24:32
  Jack: I think they must have not changed that litter tray in weeks.
• 24:35
  Neno: That's what it is.
• 24:36
  Neno: There's people that like don't clean it and stuff.
• 24:38
  bubsey: That's the worst thing about my house, yeah.
• 24:41
  bubsey: Fucking obviously, my house is small for the amount of people there is, so there's just things piled up everywhere, yeah.
• 24:47
  bubsey: But the cat litter tray is right by the front door, and obviously it gets cleaned every single day without fail.
• 24:54
  bubsey: But if the cat's just had a shit and the door goes and you got a parcel, it's like open the opening the door to them, and I just get in my own head, like, oh my god, they're just gonna be so disgusting.
• 25:08
  bubsey: Like I wouldn't blame them for like me opening the door and then them doing what your stepdad did to you, to me.
• 25:14
  bubsey: You know what I mean?
• 25:20
  bubsey: Catch it stinks.
• 25:23
  bubsey: Yeah, that's that ain't fucking human.
• 25:28
  bubsey: Well done.
• 25:33
  Warren: Definitely not human, mate.
• 25:35
  Warren: I'm glad you know.
• 25:36
  Warren: Shall we do some terrible advice?
• 25:43
  Warren: Let's do it.
• 25:43
  Warren: Yes, do some terrible advice.
• 25:45
  Warren: Yay.
• 25:46
  Warren: Alright, so this is their idea, is you gotta give the worst advice as possible.
• 25:54
  Warren: And and yeah, let's just get into it.
• 25:56
  Warren: Sweet.
• 25:57
  Warren: So, and I got this off of Reddit, by the way.
• 26:00
  Warren: This isn't me.
• 26:01
  Warren: Because I've noticed that some of these attribute for a friend.
• 26:05
  Warren: Yeah, so my friend, though.
• 26:08
  Warren: Alright, so 29-year-old single woman, and she keeps on getting hit, she keeps on getting chatted up by guys at work.
• 26:15
  Warren: She uh she don't want to date anyone at work, she wants to keep her private life and work life completely separate.
• 26:21
  Warren: What would you advise her?
• 26:25
  Neno: She needs to start being stuff stubborn.
• 26:26
  Neno: Stop being stubborn.
• 26:28
  Warren: No, that's some good advice.
• 26:29
  bubsey: I want some terrible advice.
• 26:31
  bubsey: To get your fanny out.
• 26:33
  Warren: Just get just just get it out.
• 26:36
  Warren: Yeah.
• 26:37
  Warren: What if it's a nice funny?
• 26:38
  Warren: Like if it looks like a train like dick, then I'm sorry.
• 26:46
  Jack: I'm sure there's so much she can do to make it look hideous before she whips.
• 26:50
  bubsey: Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
• 26:52
  Neno: But she's 29 and she's single and she hasn't had no kids.
• 26:55
  ???: Yeah.
• 26:56
  Neno: Or she could seem like the time that she should be looking at.
• 26:59
  Neno: She'd be, yeah, man.
• 27:01
  Jack: She she before she flashes, she could put some dentures in there.
• 27:05
  Jack: Have you ever heard of that film?
• 27:06
  Jack: Teeth.
• 27:10
  bubsey: Teeth all up in the if I was her, I'd get a realistic looking double lender and just stick it up myself beforehand.
• 27:18
  Warren: Just get nice, you know.
• 27:19
  Warren: Just start walking around with a strap on and then just walking around like, hey, what's your name?
• 27:23
  Warren: He's just that's not a bad shot.
• 27:24
  Warren: Got a rock on.
• 27:25
  Warren: Yeah.
• 27:26
  Warren: I'll tell you what.
• 27:27
  Warren: So um, I asked when I was planning this, I asked my step brother, and he said, What you do is you get a tampon, dip it in some paint or blood, just make it red, and then when the fellas are chatting to you, just drop it.
• 27:38
  Warren: Is there a fall aloud?
• 27:40
  bubsey: That attempts to turn some people on.
• 27:42
  bubsey: Yeah, some people are that for real.
• 27:45
  bubsey: 100% people are everything, man.
• 27:47
  bubsey: Who told you?
• 27:48
  bubsey: Have you seen the John Paul?
• 27:49
  Neno: Do you know there's uh like the people that come and empty the sanitary bins and you got them?
• 27:53
  Neno: Like the PH, I think they're called PHS or some shit.
• 27:56
  Warren: Yeah.
• 27:56
  Neno: So they got they come into my work, they're always meant.
• 28:00
  Neno: Always, yeah, and it's just like surely they're not.
• 28:04
  Neno: Surely there's one person in that business that is that's a bit weird, that's not 100%.
• 28:12
  bubsey: There's some weird people out there, man.
• 28:14
  bubsey: Yeah, but I've always looked at it.
• 28:14
  bubsey: You get noncies in schools teaching at schools and shit.
• 28:18
  bubsey: There's people for all sorts of weird shit, man.
• 28:22
  bubsey: Well, if you've ever got any questions, give me a call.
• 28:31
  Warren: Oh shit.
• 28:32
  Warren: And and any sound advice for this one person?
• 28:39
  Warren: Skin it out.
• 28:40
  Warren: Just just oh good as far as now.
• 28:42
  Warren: Yeah, yeah, fuck it, why not?
• 28:45
  Warren: Um, just stand your ground, straight skin it out.
• 28:50
  Warren: Skin it out, just rock every guy there and just like leave it.
• 28:55
  Jack: There's obviously some kind of thought in the guy's head that maybe there's a 1% chance.
• 29:01
  Jack: So she just needs to like eliminate that.
• 29:04
  Jack: Maybe she's getting some attention and she's allowed something to happen.
• 29:09
  Jack: I don't know the situation.
• 29:12
  Neno: She doesn't know that one of them girls can be like the love about life if if it's a problem, just cut it off.
• 29:22
  Warren: What the hair?
• 29:22
  Warren: I was just literally thinking that cut shave all your hair off, go fish a knife, mate.
• 29:26
  Warren: No, no, no.
• 29:27
  Warren: Yeah, just do a full-on Britney spears, just shave your hair off and give people the eyes.
• 29:32
  Jack: No, but sometimes girls look really good with no hair.
• 29:35
  Warren: Oh, I thought you meant literally give the eyes.
• 29:37
  Warren: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:37
  Warren: You go put that in your mouth.
• 29:42
  Jack: Also, if those guys are like trying to prey on her, yeah, and they see she's shaved her hair off, they're gonna be like, uh, she said no the last 99 times, but she might be having a breakdown right now.
• 29:54
  Jack: And some people like that.
• 29:55
  Jack: Go and try it for the hundredth time.
• 29:58
  Warren: You get them Captain Saber hoes, just you know it's gotta be straight up.
• 30:03
  bubsey: You just gotta say, look, this ain't happening.
• 30:06
  bubsey: Eliminate the one percent chance that he thinks he's got.
• 30:09
  bubsey: Yeah, and then if it goes any further than that, it's stalking like literally.
• 30:14
  bubsey: You tell somebody no and they keep trying, that's fucking some weird behaviour.
• 30:18
  Neno: Well, on the subject, has anyone ever fucked a ball bitch?
• 30:21
  bubsey: No, have you?
• 30:22
  bubsey: Just wank it out.
• 30:28
  ???: Fuck yeah.
• 30:30
  Neno: I am nothing counts, but she liked another extensions in that day, innit?
• 30:35
  Neno: So she's looking a bit Michael Jordan with it.
• 30:37
  Neno: Michael Jordan, that's all the wave ball.
• 30:43
  Jack: That's bad in it.
• 30:50
  Neno: Nah, no body made up for that.
• 30:53
  bubsey: Just the bold head plunder on it.
• 31:00
  Jack: Fuck it.
• 31:02
  Jack: I feel I feel it's like it's a really bold thing when the girl does that.
• 31:05
  Jack: Like, no, no, it's like it's it's kind of you must hate some bravery as a woman to be like, oh, I'm gonna shave my head while all the other women have got their long hair.
• 31:18
  bubsey: Yeah, no, it's long hair, and you go and give yourself Ricky Round.
• 31:21
  bubsey: Yeah, sure, she pissed me off.
• 31:24
  Jack: But if the girl's got a pretty face, then it like really stands out when they've shaved their head, it stands out more.
• 31:32
  Warren: Yeah, no, it it does suit certain people.
• 31:35
  Warren: No, it does.
• 31:36
  Warren: No, not like bold, bold, like, but you know, they've got like a little Amber Rose old.
• 31:42
  Neno: Amber Rose.
• 31:43
  Warren: See, I think that's Ruby tackle that Amber Rose, yeah.
• 31:48
  Jack: She she she she just got a like a I d I don't know, you know, like I just how like I just no imagine like you're having sex with Amber Rose, and you'd be like, Where's Khalifa was in here?
• 32:05
  Jack: Like I'm in here.
• 32:08
  Warren: That's yeah, I've I've upgraded about me.
• 32:11
  Warren: Celebrity gods.
• 32:12
  Warren: I don't know.
• 32:14
  Jack: I think like when I meet a girl, yeah, and we start getting a relationship, I'd rather pretend in my head that she's never slept with anyone because she ain't slept with anyone I know.
• 32:27
  Jack: So if it's like they've slept with a friend, it's never happening.
• 32:30
  Jack: But if she slept with a celebrity, she hasn't even slept with your friend, but she slept with someone you know, and you know they're richer than you.
• 32:40
  Warren: Yeah, but you in the pussy, though, you know what I'm saying?
• 32:43
  Warren: And what if she comes back for more?
• 32:45
  Jack: Well, you're saying, like, make sure you do a better job than that celebrities.
• 32:49
  Warren: Give her that poor dick, that broke man's dick.
• 32:51
  Warren: I'd let her pin up.
• 32:52
  bubsey: Yeah, see, I've been in that position.
• 32:54
  bubsey: What?
• 32:55
  bubsey: With a a bird from a town close by.
• 32:58
  bubsey: Like the guy that she was seeing, he had his own place, like owned it, nice car, but she just was sleeping with me on the side, like me and her were meeting up at the weekends, like you always see those memes online.
• 33:15
  Jack: It's like uh girls sharing saying unemployed dick is the broke dick, the best dick, or broke guy dick is the best dick.
• 33:23
  Jack: So like they'll have a rich husband, he's doing everything, but then they like they got a gamer who just mad passionate.
• 33:33
  bubsey: It's called penniless penis, I think.
• 33:35
  bubsey: Penniless penis, penniless screen.
• 33:39
  bubsey: Google it.
• 33:41
  Warren: Um no, no, no, no, I'm not putting that in my screen.
• 33:44
  Warren: No one knowing I can see the screen.
• 33:46
  Warren: You know what?
• 33:48
  Warren: You Google it, people, and put it in the comments.
• 33:52
  Warren: Yeah, penniless penis.
• 33:55
  Warren: You can put that in your history browser, bruh.
• 33:57
  bubsey: Not me.
• 33:58
  bubsey: Yeah, that's what they say, isn't it?
• 34:00
  bubsey: They say, give give it a penniless penis.
• 34:02
  bubsey: Penniless penis.
• 34:03
  bubsey: I've never heard it.
• 34:05
  bubsey: You genuinely, it's that good that you was believing it.
• 34:09
  bubsey: I actually believe that still I'm saying, we need to get make that a thing.
• 34:14
  bubsey: Penniless penis.
• 34:15
  Warren: Yeah.
• 34:16
  Warren: Hashtag penniless penis.
• 34:18
  Jack: Pull up the dictionary.
• 34:24
  Warren: I might name this episode Penniless Penis.
• 34:26
  Warren: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
• 34:31
  Warren: Episode that we was on, I named Shower Heads, Dirty Shower Heads.
• 34:36
  Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:37
  Warren: And uh the one with your missus, I named Apple Legs.
• 34:41
  Jack: I thought about you know you said the shower head grows mold in it over time, so you should have a shower in the bath.
• 34:47
  Jack: Yeah.
• 34:48
  Jack: But wouldn't it be doing that in the Titus anyway if it's doing that through the shower head?
• 34:53
  Jack: So it's already like that before it gets.
• 34:57
  Neno: I know it sounds mad, but is it because it's like metal?
• 34:59
  Neno: Normally shower heads are like plastic, isn't it?
• 35:02
  Neno: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:04
  bubsey: So now I'm not fucking extra as well.
• 35:06
  bubsey: I don't know.
• 35:11
  bubsey: Voices tell me, you know.
• 35:16
  Neno: I feel like scale builds up on like metal, but like I don't know if mold really builds on.
• 35:21
  Warren: I could be wrong, but I think no, it's yeah, mold build on plastic.
• 35:25
  Warren: Yeah, it builds up on plastic.
• 35:26
  Warren: You know, like sometimes you look at the you know, like shower head and that, you look and you can you know when like the water comes out, but the water doesn't come straight down, it just goes to like one angle in that.
• 35:35
  bubsey: It's because like you know, it's all built up in the inside the the shower head, so yeah, and then you flick it until the mould sits different and it comes out straight.
• 35:44
  bubsey: Shut up, everyone's gonna be able to do it.
• 35:46
  bubsey: Yo, it's not wrong, he's not fucking wrong, he's not wrong.
• 35:49
  bubsey: Yeah, that's a normal thing.
• 35:51
  bubsey: If you don't do that, you're the weirdo.
• 35:53
  bubsey: You're the weirdo, yeah.
• 35:56
  Warren: Yeah, you're the weirdo.
• 35:58
  Neno: I get like copper tanks coming to my work like all the time.
• 36:01
  Neno: And obviously that's like the water that people shower with, innit?
• 36:05
  Neno: Yeah, some of the water in them are fucking rough.
• 36:08
  Neno: What do you do?
• 36:08
  Neno: I do that's uh scrap metal still.
• 36:11
  Warren: Scrap metal, yeah.
• 36:12
  Neno: But it's like like professional scrap metal, isn't it?
• 36:15
  bubsey: If you ever needed any metal to build anything, how are you?
• 36:20
  bubsey: Can I use it?
• 36:22
  Neno: Well they've used Can I use They've used my mum's business for uh Ready Player One, the film.
• 36:28
  Warren: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa stop slow down, not with my wife.
• 36:31
  Warren: Your mum's business was in a movie.
• 36:34
  Neno: Well, not the actual business, but like they uh come into like the workplace for like materials to use for the movies, isn't it?
• 36:42
  Neno: Is it for Ready Player One and one of the Batman films?
• 36:47
  Warren: Yeah, so it's it's a big, big, big thing, yeah.
• 36:50
  Jack: Corporate corporate where it's like that that one's near Bedford, so obviously the hangers are there in it where they should have you got any like blueprints they requested that you could like take a picture of.
• 37:01
  Neno: I want I want I want to know one of the most that we got from that was a newspaper thing to say that the business they use the business in it.
• 37:09
  Warren: So how big is the company?
• 37:10
  Warren: How many buildings you got?
• 37:12
  Neno: Uh six or seven.
• 37:14
  Warren: Okay, see that's where you've got the outing as you see the outing you've got us outside the front.
• 37:19
  Warren: Yeah, I think you should make an investment, just me.
• 37:27
  Neno: I'm broke.
• 37:28
  Neno: That's where that money got the aldi one.
• 37:36
  bubsey: Um so you ain't got that penny less penny that's it.
• 37:39
  bubsey: Yeah, you got that rich.
• 37:44
  Jack: Shelby.
• 37:49
  Warren: Oh shit.
• 37:50
  Warren: Oh shit, shit, shit.
• 37:53
  Warren: Do you know what I was watching the other day?
• 37:55
  Warren: I was only able to watch half of it because um I was women started messaging me.
• 38:03
  Warren: When I said women started messaging me, it was just one person.
• 38:06
  Warren: Um it was the you know that new Louis Faroux documentary?
• 38:12
  Warren: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:13
  Warren: The mana mana verse.
• 38:14
  Warren: Have you managed it?
• 38:20
  bubsey: Yeah, it's yeah, but I've seen clips and shit.
• 38:23
  Warren: Yo, so like yo, there's some fucking it's fucking crazy.
• 38:30
  bubsey: So I find it crazy that they ain't done a female one as well, like at the same time, that it's just focused on just you know find the most butch lesbians and just you know what I mean, just rubbell my man.
• 38:46
  Neno: I thought it funny.
• 38:47
  Neno: There's what's that guy?
• 38:48
  Neno: Ma it's like the he's like the got a podcast, Neil's on it.
• 38:52
  Neno: He's basically saying in front of his wife, like well before his wife was there, he was saying I could get with any other woman before one.
• 38:58
  Neno: His wife said he's acting better like better scared.
• 39:03
  Warren: I saw online apparently she left him after that.
• 39:05
  Warren: Isn't she?
• 39:06
  Warren: I know, yeah.
• 39:07
  Warren: She recently just left the guy and was like, nah, after this documentary really made me think what I want my future to look from that cliff.
• 39:14
  Jack: Do you know what happened?
• 39:14
  Jack: For him, yeah, his career career, what he does with his videos, that persona put out there.
• 39:22
  Jack: He might have spoiled that girl for two years, yeah.
• 39:26
  Jack: He just needed her to hold it down for 15 seconds on camera and she folded.
• 39:31
  Jack: So, like he's got no choice to be like, alright, bye.
• 39:37
  Jack: But he put um Louis Ferreau put the ego on the girl in a situation at just the wrong time.
• 39:49
  Jack: Cause Myra might not even be cheating on her.
• 39:53
  Warren: He might just be like, I can can't cause that man all say that there but oh yeah, you want to get loads of girls and all of this.
• 40:02
  Warren: I bet a lot of them might even like that.
• 40:04
  Jack: She she might have known that and and just like been in a situation where she's like, oh shit, that's Louis Farouk.
• 40:20
  Jack: And then see like some big ass Netflix cameras right there pointing at her, and just think, fuck.
• 40:26
  Neno: Yeah, you're right, you know.
• 40:28
  Jack: It's like the kind of pressure of it, like realization because she has to feel like she's embarrassed and shamed in front of the whole world.
• 40:37
  Jack: Um just so that he doesn't, but he's in the business of they'll try to cancel you every week.
• 40:49
  Jack: So it's nothing for him to get that um shame online, but for her Louis Farouz miss bits out though, ain't he?
• 41:00
  bubsey: Sneeko annihilated him in a transvestite conversation and um they it stimplet in.
• 41:08
  bubsey: He's not so he's like it's one of them where it is propagandized, if that's a word.
• 41:15
  bubsey: Do you know what I mean?
• 41:16
  bubsey: Like they're uh forcing a narrative sort of thing if the other person's winning too much.
• 41:22
  Jack: Here's the thing as well, if they're attacking those guys by only taking clips, they've turned every time I go on Facebook, it's all like the 40 to 50 year old women who you'd never see talking about those are now really mad, but they've just clipped the whole I can fuck as many girls as I want.
• 41:40
  Jack: I'm not loyal to my girlfriend, but yeah, there's that's the only thing they've just repeated through the documentary.
• 41:46
  Jack: That's what I saw.
• 41:47
  Jack: But so this this this is where it's fucked up because who's the man manipulating women so he gets success in the situation?
• 41:57
  Jack: It's Louis Farou.
• 41:59
  Warren: Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's true, that's true.
• 42:05
  Jack: And they all fell for it, like it's such a boss move for a masculine man to do, like Louis Furu's in the crew, it's just like he might even be friends with them, they might be like, Oh, we haven't blown up in a while.
• 42:20
  Jack: Come because why else would they all meet up with him for a Netflix thing unless they're getting paid serious, getting paid a bit, you never know what's going on behind, but it could be any of those situations.
• 42:34
  Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:35
  Jack: The end of the day, people who if they if they are people, if he is someone who does moves like that, that would just be in his head and never even be told about.
• 42:48
  Jack: Because it's not like Louis has all these women following him now, he's gonna turn around and be like, Oh, actually, so we'll never know.
• 42:59
  bubsey: So you gotta be careful with people with that kind of power because you can't really trust anyone these days, but uh a lot of these uh I see I don't agree with the the like if you're with somebody like sleeping with other people or whatever, unless it's a like a proper agreement with you, it's like you both have your say about it, but you can look at whoever the fuck you like, like let's be real, yeah.
• 43:30
  bubsey: Anybody who is in a relationship that says I've only got eyes for you is a fucking liar, like that is 100% a lie, and I don't understand why so many people are scared to say to their birdie, I do fancy other people.
• 43:41
  bubsey: Everybody does, everybody does.
• 43:44
  Neno: Like, have you ever had an ex where you're watching TV and she's like, What are you doing?
• 43:47
  Neno: What are you looking at?
• 43:48
  Neno: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:49
  Neno: Literally, we're both watching the programme, we're both watching it as well.
• 43:52
  Jack: Can I can I just say um, in case we're about to move off from manus, but what I don't like about it, because I do agree.
• 43:59
  Jack: Men need to respect women more, and women need to respect more men more.
• 44:04
  Jack: Whole of humanity is moving in opposite directions right now.
• 44:09
  Jack: But I don't um I think let's say the system Louis Ferru, if you want to take out that group like Andrew Tate and that who you just show some bad things that they say about women, but you don't show the good things that they say to young men about themselves, that they might not have a dad at home telling them get up, go grind, telling them good things about themselves, telling them they have potential, putting belief into them.
• 44:42
  Jack: If you're trying to take those guys out, you need to be putting a replacement in.
• 44:46
  Jack: Because you just seem like you hate men.
• 44:50
  Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 44:52
  bubsey: That's what I'm saying.
• 44:53
  Jack: So that's what Louis Ferruz is stupid, bro, because okay, he probably got paid big and whatnot, blah blah blah, but I guarantee there's a big part of the male population who's been through some bullshit and he's he's not gonna have their respect anymore.
• 45:20
  Warren: I tell you what, so I've already done it.
• 45:22
  Jack: Everyone should have more love and respect in this world.
• 45:26
  Jack: There seems to be a side that's like no only weekend, you're on your own.
• 45:33
  Jack: Which it's like for me I've lived through the times when it's hard to be a man and the problems they talk about.
• 45:42
  Jack: But um It's it's not for I'm not saying it like I want help to be around, I'll be in for it, I'm okay, I can look after myself now.
• 45:56
  Jack: I'm thinking of the younger kids who might be in a situation I was in.
• 46:01
  Jack: Why do they want to take that away?
• 46:04
  Jack: Yeah, so then as a man you kind of have no choice but to kind of voice out whether it be on your Instagram story or something, like men look out for yourself and understand the world's gonna be a bit harder for you because they might believe that side and you'd have to voice that, but then you might voice that and then you might have people who love the manosphere, all of a sudden your friends who are a bit more uh different politically minded uh not your friends to you anymore, they're not checking up on you anymore.
• 46:42
  bubsey: So I find that whole fucking political separation crazy because um people are just fucking people, aren't they?
• 46:54
  bubsey: Like j j I can have a different opinion to you guys on whatever, but we still get on as mates, yeah.
• 47:04
  bubsey: Like we're allowed to agree, like disagree fucking politically.
• 47:08
  bubsey: Why are people going and killing each other over the shit and like now?
• 47:13
  bubsey: Like we've had disagreements, haven't we?
• 47:15
  bubsey: Like, literally, just sat there debating each other and we're still mates now, we're kissing them.
• 47:20
  bubsey: No, they fucking won't.
• 47:24
  bubsey: No, they fucking won't.
• 47:26
  bubsey: Who said that people that own dogs can't be gay?
• 47:34
  Jack: No, we're really the gay ones, we're just trying to deflect it.
• 47:37
  Warren: No, but back to the man or whatever the blood clout is called.
• 47:40
  Warren: Some of that I noticed is you see when they have like these podcasts and that, yeah, and you got these these these alpha guys and that, and all they will have are these OnlyFan bimbos who are literally just there for clout.
• 47:53
  Warren: And they will literally like they'll be there and they'll get the piss taken out of them.
• 47:58
  Warren: They'll be like, Yeah, you're worth absolutely nothing.
• 48:00
  Warren: You're a fucking slag, you're a ho, you're this and you're that.
• 48:03
  Warren: But you know, I'm watching, I'm thinking, yo, people men need to realise there's more to women than these fucking women.
• 48:12
  Warren: Like, these women ain't shit, they're not even real fucking women.
• 48:16
  Jack: It's it's it's not that, it's just your percentage of women like that is increasing.
• 48:21
  Jack: Yeah, social media.
• 48:23
  Jack: That's very much increasing.
• 48:26
  Jack: And I you'll you'll be you know, when you go on Facebook, you see suggested Adia be a girl.
• 48:34
  Jack: She's looking pretty click on the profile just to have a little look, and oh, here's my link.
• 48:42
  Jack: Here's my link, and there's there's loads of those accounts always popping up.
• 48:47
  Jack: Facebook don't care about porn being advertised on like what should just be Facebook, and um like it makes me think those girls might be from like America or something.
• 49:02
  Jack: They've made a Facebook set the location to like another country, say England, and then just adding people there.
• 49:10
  Jack: So that think how many girls that we don't know that are doing OnlyFans for a profile in another country we know them and might like look at them regularly and know them, but we we think oh that's a good girl.
• 49:27
  Jack: That's a good girl.
• 49:28
  Warren: Here's a question for you because this is mad because I spoke to this girl.
• 49:31
  Warren: So I spoke to this girl the other day, and she said that she used to do foot content.
• 49:35
  Warren: Yeah, like would you speak to a would you date a girl who done foot content?
• 49:42
  bubsey: Yeah, yeah, which is about making money at that.
• 49:44
  bubsey: Because feet don't turn me on, so I can't get angry.
• 49:47
  bubsey: Now I heard there's good money in that shit.
• 49:50
  Warren: Apparently, there is good money.
• 49:51
  Warren: However, however, so when I was chatting to her now, she was saying, look, it's a lot more than just taking a few pictures of your feet.
• 49:59
  Warren: Like, it's almost like a full-time job.
• 50:01
  Warren: Like, people will be like messaging her and be like, Oh yeah, can you like she'll just be there in the back garden between cameras on her feet and that talking to you?
• 50:11
  Jack: You know, the girl's probably lying, man.
• 50:13
  Jack: She she wanted to brag, she was making money, and she's like, But I only do foot content.
• 50:18
  Jack: It's like when you date a girl, she's like, I've only been with never giving head to foot with no clip.
• 50:36
  Neno: I don't know about anyone in here, but I'd never pay for someone's only fans.
• 50:39
  Neno: Like, I don't get the point I will never pay for.
• 50:40
  Jack: No, I just like you can get everything for free.
• 50:43
  Jack: You know what I'm saying?
• 50:43
  Jack: That's why I don't get how girls say, like, um selling fit pictures.
• 50:47
  Jack: I'm thinking, why someone like just Google it too?
• 50:51
  Jack: Google for Why going through like a list of faces and then trying to decide whose feet they want to buy a bit from feature now.
• 51:02
  Neno: Never been a foot guy.
• 51:03
  Neno: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:05
  bubsey: I ain't bothered by feet.
• 51:06
  Neno: Yeah, but like not that suddenly sucking in your toys.
• 51:09
  Neno: You've been walking on them all day, and you're not give me a nipple.
• 51:13
  Warren: All bunions and that chrome have come out the side of it.
• 51:16
  Warren: Nice.
• 51:17
  Warren: Nope.
• 51:18
  Warren: Yeah, I'm bothered, but reminds me of another hood who really's got a catch.
• 51:22
  bubsey: Oh, another hood rather a hand job than a foot job.
• 51:27
  Warren: You seen that, yeah.
• 51:28
  Warren: You know that scene where Tyrone is there with the girl and that and you got the foot there, so she gets to catch up with the foot.
• 51:38
  Jack: Do you know what?
• 51:39
  Jack: When I've been like with an ex-girlfriend, it's like show me like a British movie that's so British, I won't even know about it.
• 51:49
  Jack: I was like, right, I never heard like the girl, even if like English is the second language, they need to be quite good, and even then they're gonna struggle with the slang that we find easy to understand.
• 52:07
  Jack: But Tyrone is such a such a sick actor to act that like over the top and like crazy is like you'd think that would be easier than serious acting, but it's not.
• 52:23
  Jack: And he did that fucking perfectly, bro.
• 52:26
  Jack: His laugh, his facial expressions, the way he looking to catch up, his walk just so bad.
• 52:35
  Neno: That film's just good and it's tough, but there's so many characters in that film that like even the what's his name, the shame out of uh Top Boy, he plays the cracker.
• 52:44
  Jack: You've got fucking crack it.
• 52:50
  Jack: Yeah, I saw your mum.
• 52:52
  Neno: Yeah, I've got you will be on fire.
• 52:55
  Jack: She wanted a pan and I've sponsored that, people.
• 52:58
  Jack: I sponsored that.
• 53:00
  Jack: That film's aged on me, and as I get watch it as an adult, I realise like it's actually really well put together.
• 53:05
  Jack: Same like Ali G.
• 53:08
  Jack: Yes, if you observe that film as an adult, there is not one moment in the film where something is not happening.
• 53:16
  Jack: Like, it's just it's it's so well written, it's crazy.
• 53:21
  Jack: And for him, like, yeah, he's he's a different kind of actor.
• 53:25
  Jack: I love Bora.
• 53:29
  Neno: He's so shameless, bro.
• 53:30
  Neno: Yeah, he's so shameless.
• 53:32
  Neno: He actually, you know, the Borat films, he actually does them to like obviously that comedy, but he does it to like spread light on certain things in it.
• 53:39
  Neno: But there's one in I think it's Bruno, the second one, where he's asking all these parents, they're getting their kids in for a photo shoot, and he's asking the parents, like, are you cool with them to use guns?
• 53:50
  Neno: Be covered in bees, and the parents, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool.
• 53:53
  Neno: Yeah, that's cool.
• 53:53
  Neno: Put them on heavy machinery, it's like to show them for money that they'll do literally anything.
• 53:58
  bubsey: He said in an interview, um, something along the lines of don't quote me exactly, but saying along the lines of um he if you interview somebody as a proper person, they're reserved.
• 54:10
  bubsey: If you act like a fucking retail, they're happy to open up.
• 54:14
  bubsey: So I'm doing it to show how stupid and evil people are.
• 54:19
  bubsey: Yeah, something along those lines.
• 54:21
  Neno: Goes into like the cars and car salesman, and he's like, Yeah, but would I be able to run over some Jews or this?
• 54:26
  Neno: And the guy's like, Yeah, you'd easily, yeah.
• 54:31
  Neno: The guy's miles an hour giving him some like proper advice on it.
• 54:35
  Neno: That's about the gypsies, isn't it?
• 54:40
  bubsey: Yeah, that's it.
• 54:41
  bubsey: Yeah, he's a sick actor, really, really good.
• 54:45
  bubsey: Ball right is one of my favourite things.
• 54:47
  bubsey: When he gets Donald Trump to eat cheese, then he's eating it, and then um it's from my wife's abreast.
• 54:58
  Jack: I let the phone in the hotel, but as well, but like and they run out into that conference that fight scene's joke as well, man.
• 55:11
  bubsey: I bet that's what I look like from behind C on the 69.
• 55:18
  bubsey: Fuck no, I'll end up with shit sick all over my car.
• 55:30
  bubsey: I'll have the bees and cameras.
• 55:35
  Warren: Uh let's look at the time.
• 55:36
  Warren: Ah, sick.
• 55:37
  Warren: Let's do some rapid fire questions.
• 55:40
  Warren: That's good.
• 55:40
  Warren: Alright, so Nino, this is all you and um, yeah.
• 55:46
  Warren: So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna ask you plenty questions.
• 55:49
  Warren: And some of these have right answers, some of these have wrong answers, some of these are just my opinion.
• 55:54
  Warren: Um, and and yeah, some of these are jokes, and but it's a podcast, so no one really gives a shit.
• 56:01
  Warren: Uh let's get into it.
• 56:03
  Warren: Time stuff now.
• 56:07
  Warren: What's your least favourite colour?
• 56:09
  Neno: Least favourite colour to yellow as well.
• 56:11
  Warren: Now, name something that you like, but that's yellow.
• 56:16
  Neno: Uh probably a yellow Lamborghini.
• 56:20
  Neno: I was literally thinking the same thing.
• 56:22
  Warren: Lamborghini, you're gonna have a yellow, isn't it?
• 56:24
  Warren: I was thinking the lemon.
• 56:26
  Neno: Lemon, lemon.
• 56:27
  Neno: That's another one.
• 56:28
  Neno: Lemon's a nice.
• 56:29
  Warren: Lemons are nice.
• 56:30
  Warren: Um if you can have a coffee with any historical figure, who would it be?
• 56:35
  Neno: Ooh, that's a good question.
• 56:37
  Neno: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:37
  Neno: That's a good question.
• 56:38
  Neno: Uh I feel like if I say Michael Jackson, that's a mad one.
• 56:44
  Warren: Um I'd have a drink with Michael Jackson.
• 56:46
  Warren: Yeah, I think.
• 56:47
  Neno: Yeah, man.
• 56:48
  Warren: Michael Jackson.
• 56:49
  Warren: I'd I'd I'd Michael Jackson, I'd ask him, especially with all this Jeffrey Epstein stuff.
• 56:53
  Warren: I would have a deep conversation with Michael Jackson.
• 56:56
  Jack: I feel like he's just like you're not gonna ask him to meanwalk, you're gonna talk to Michael about Epstein.
• 57:02
  bubsey: No, no, because like Yeah, that is actually mad.
• 57:06
  Warren: But gathering information, gathering information and shit like that because he, you know he just had like such like aura, like fucking I want to know if he knew about the island and shit, but like when you try to walk while you explained it, but it weren't on the island.
• 57:23
  Warren: No, I know he never went to the island or anything.
• 57:25
  Jack: He has a picture with yeah, but you know, he was so yeah, I think anyone could have had a picture with a guy in the club, yeah.
• 57:33
  Jack: Yeah, obviously who everyone's taking pictures of, but um, yeah.
• 57:38
  Jack: No, I just like I'd really actually try to experience Michael Jackson live.
• 57:43
  Jack: Yeah, it might be a bit of a bullshit to like I think that is just such a you know Yo, welcome to my house, start singing.
• 57:50
  Neno: No, he wanted to play singing and dancing now.
• 57:53
  Neno: He wanted he wanted to play Spider-Man at one point, and he went to Stanley and he said he would pay him amount of how much.
• 58:02
  Neno: And Stanley said, like no, like we won't be able to do this.
• 58:06
  Neno: So he went to try and like buy like Marvel so he could just do it.
• 58:09
  Neno: So he wanted to we could have got like Michael Jackson or Spider-Man.
• 58:12
  Warren: Michael Jackson's Spider-Man.
• 58:14
  Warren: Do you know he had um do you ever watch the his movie that he made?
• 58:19
  Neno: Yeah, I see it like back.
• 58:20
  Neno: I don't really remember it, but Moonray could so I actually turn into a robot at the end of the day.
• 58:25
  Warren: Bro, listen, yeah.
• 58:26
  Warren: When you watch that movie now in today's age, as an adult, it's it's it's fucking gold.
• 58:32
  Warren: Yeah, it's gold for all the wrong reasons, mate.
• 58:35
  Warren: Yeah, like it's crazy.
• 58:38
  Warren: For some reason, like what's his name?
• 58:41
  Warren: The guy from um Home Home Alone, you know the really small criminal.
• 58:44
  Warren: No, no, no, the criminal guy.
• 58:46
  Neno: What's his name?
• 58:47
  Neno: I know what you mean.
• 58:48
  bubsey: Eggbert.
• 58:50
  Neno: What what?
• 58:51
  Neno: Eggbert is his real name.
• 58:52
  bubsey: No, not what the short uh criminal with the hat.
• 58:56
  bubsey: Yeah, Eggbert.
• 58:58
  Warren: You're winding me up.
• 59:01
  ???: I don't remember that.
• 59:02
  ???: And a human.
• 59:03
  Warren: Yeah, but anyway.
• 59:04
  Warren: Um no.
• 59:07
  Warren: Fuck off with your shit, Randah.
• 59:11
  Warren: He's basically a drug dealer, and I swear he uses spiders to push these drugs, and then you got these kids, he turns into a fucking car.
• 59:21
  Jack: In home alone.
• 59:22
  Warren: Not in home alone, in fucking Michael Jackson, Moonraker, turns into a car, then he turns into a fucking spaceship, then he turns into this robot, and the crazy thing is this robot starts he's got all of these, he's got bare arms, he rockets coming out, shooting up, killing all these motherfuckers, and then all of a sudden his face starts, it's like a laser beam from his face every time he sees like ha and everything blows up.
• 59:49
  Warren: Fucking brilliant.
• 59:50
  Warren: When did you have this drink?
• 59:51
  Warren: Seriously, seriously.
• 59:57
  Jack: Michael Jackson film.
• 59:58
  Jack: I need to watch that.
• 59:59
  Warren: Watch it's actually real close.
• 1:00:00
  Neno: I remember him turning into a robot as well.
• 1:00:02
  Warren: Watch it, it's brilliant.
• 1:00:03
  Warren: You've got to watch the whole thing.
• 1:00:04
  Warren: He does like music videos throughout the whole thing.
• 1:00:06
  Warren: He had the Pepsi other as well, and it was set on fire, didn't it?
• 1:00:11
  Warren: Um, right, third question: who can beat Batman?
• 1:00:15
  Neno: Oh, you don't want to ask me this question.
• 1:00:17
  Neno: Yes, I do.
• 1:00:17
  Neno: Come on.
• 1:00:17
  Neno: I'm a big nerd, though.
• 1:00:19
  Neno: Yes, I do.
• 1:00:20
  Neno: Come on.
• 1:00:20
  Neno: Iron Man.
• 1:00:21
  Neno: He doesn't Iron Man would fuck him up.
• 1:00:23
  Warren: No, he fucking wouldn't.
• 1:00:24
  Warren: What?
• 1:00:24
  Warren: No, he wouldn't.
• 1:00:25
  Warren: Iron Man wouldn't fucking Iron Man Ironman.
• 1:00:27
  Warren: Iron Man would peace up Batman.
• 1:00:29
  Neno: He would 100%.
• 1:00:30
  Neno: Iron Man would peace up Batman.
• 1:00:32
  Warren: Nah, bruv.
• 1:00:32
  Warren: It will be a it would be a straight one-on-one.
• 1:00:34
  Warren: Because Batman would just make his own Iron Man suit.
• 1:00:37
  Neno: B Rus.
• 1:00:38
  Neno: Yeah, but he's gonna need time to do that.
• 1:00:39
  Neno: But Iron Man just bustes in his house, a little Batcave.
• 1:00:42
  Warren: That's what that's what Batman does, he preps.
• 1:00:45
  Warren: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:00:46
  Warren: So if he didn't have the prep, bruv.
• 1:00:48
  Warren: If you're fighting Batman, you're fighting him on Batman's time.
• 1:00:52
  Jack: Nah, because Iron Man might just be able to do that.
• 1:00:54
  Neno: Batman's one of the assist superheroes, bro.
• 1:00:56
  Neno: Yeah, that's why.
• 1:00:57
  Neno: Do you know what?
• 1:00:57
  Neno: I'm not I'm not a hater of Batman, but they make it look so shit in the new films.
• 1:01:02
  Neno: Like Justice League.
• 1:01:03
  Neno: All the Justice League will turn up, and then Batman will turn up in his car like two minutes later.
• 1:01:07
  Neno: Like you guys, after I've already had that asking by Superman.
• 1:01:11
  Warren: Yeah, nah, nah, I totally get that, I totally get that.
• 1:01:13
  Warren: But nah, Superman, nah.
• 1:01:15
  Neno: Iron Man just shoots him with his hands.
• 1:01:17
  Neno: Spider-Man Hulk rips him in half.
• 1:01:23
  Warren: See you ghost.
• 1:01:24
  Warren: Spider-Man, that's a that that's a correct answer.
• 1:01:26
  Warren: But you don't think Iron Man beats Batman?
• 1:01:28
  Warren: That's crazy.
• 1:01:29
  Warren: Nah, bruv.
• 1:01:29
  Warren: Iron Man would get his ass whooped by Batman.
• 1:01:33
  Warren: That's crazy.
• 1:01:34
  Warren: Man Man would find a way to get him out of the suit and just put hands on it.
• 1:01:37
  Warren: Worldbreaker Hulk.
• 1:01:39
  Warren: Normal Hulk, Hulk, any incredible Hulk.
• 1:01:41
  Warren: Yeah, any Hulk would.
• 1:01:43
  Neno: I will I will add to this though.
• 1:01:44
  Neno: It does depend on the writer.
• 1:01:45
  Neno: Whoever's writing the story can decide who wins.
• 1:01:49
  Warren: True, true, true.
• 1:01:50
  Warren: Very true.
• 1:01:51
  Warren: Next one.
• 1:01:51
  Warren: If you could live in any cartoon town, where would you live?
• 1:01:54
  Warren: I think we should put this question to all of all of you.
• 1:01:57
  Neno: Yeah, that's a good one.
• 1:01:57
  Neno: Yeah.
• 1:01:58
  Warren: All of you.
• 1:01:59
  Warren: You go first.
• 1:02:01
  Neno: Uh kind.
• 1:02:02
  Neno: Probably somewhere like a family guy.
• 1:02:06
  Warren: Nah, you gotta be you gotta be serious about this because you've got to live there.
• 1:02:10
  Warren: Your neighbours you're gonna be neighbours with my man.
• 1:02:12
  Warren: Yeah?
• 1:02:13
  Jack: So you're talking for comfort.
• 1:02:16
  Warren: Would you really want to live next to fucking Peter Griffin?
• 1:02:19
  Jack: So you're saying like retreating into retirement.
• 1:02:21
  Warren: And have like my man and what have a fucking chicken fight?
• 1:02:24
  Warren: You trying to get into work and shit, and all of a sudden Peter Griffin and a chicken just are fighting on the hood of your fucking brand spanking new outfit.
• 1:02:36
  Neno: Because it's a cartoon, I feel like everything would just get fixed because it's a cartoon, isn't it?
• 1:02:41
  Warren: Like insurance pregnancy must be sky hard.
• 1:02:46
  Warren: What about you, Jack?
• 1:02:49
  Jack: Can I ask you again?
• 1:02:50
  Jack: Like, are they am I choosing where to you said, oh, but do you want to live next to Peter Griffin fighting?
• 1:02:57
  Jack: Are we going there for a holiday or are we?
• 1:02:58
  Jack: No, you gotta live there forever till we die.
• 1:03:01
  Warren: But yeah, you gotta live there and until you decide to until you could afford to move.
• 1:03:07
  Jack: Get a new mortgage approved.
• 1:03:09
  Jack: I don't know if fucking telly tubbies.
• 1:03:11
  Jack: It's always sunny there, isn't it?
• 1:03:12
  Warren: Telly tubs.
• 1:03:13
  Warren: That's the club, bro.
• 1:03:14
  Warren: Mine's just the telly tub is in that arm.
• 1:03:18
  Jack: I'd want to visit South Park, but obviously, I don't know about South Park.
• 1:03:21
  Jack: I love South Park.
• 1:03:24
  Neno: Going back to the telly tubbies.
• 1:03:25
  Neno: I don't know if anyone ever told that lie that there was the baby in the sun when I was at school.
• 1:03:29
  Neno: Because I used to tell kids that all the time.
• 1:03:31
  Neno: Yeah.
• 1:03:31
  Neno: That was the you know, there's the kid in the sun.
• 1:03:33
  Neno: Yeah.
• 1:03:34
  Neno: I used to tell people, yeah, that's me.
• 1:03:35
  Neno: I used to never need the sun trying to find it.
• 1:03:42
  bubsey: Yeah, for me, it'd be like South Park or Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
• 1:03:47
  Neno: Oh, that's the baggage one.
• 1:03:48
  bubsey: Yeah.
• 1:03:48
  bubsey: I haven't watched Friends Cheese.
• 1:03:50
  bubsey: It's so funny.
• 1:03:51
  Neno: Well, Phinias and Ferb.
• 1:03:53
  bubsey: That's the good one.
• 1:03:55
  Neno: Couldn't you?
• 1:03:56
  Warren: What are you going for, Jack?
• 1:04:04
  Jack: Oh, Pokemon.
• 1:04:05
  Warren: Oh yes.
• 1:04:07
  Warren: You in a couple of things.
• 1:04:08
  Warren: Yes, yeah, that's that's you win.
• 1:04:11
  Warren: That's the correct yeah, you won that one.
• 1:04:14
  Warren: Yeah, that's one.
• 1:04:15
  Warren: That's another one.
• 1:04:16
  Jack: I actually wouldn't mind having a real Pokemon for a little bit.
• 1:04:20
  Neno: Where were we on the comp what Pokemon do we all have?
• 1:04:23
  bubsey: Don't say Pikachu.
• 1:04:24
  bubsey: We'll be picking that team, six.
• 1:04:26
  bubsey: No, no, no.
• 1:04:27
  Neno: One Pokemon startup.
• 1:04:28
  Jack: You said one Pokemon.
• 1:04:29
  Jack: But yeah, I'd go to Pokemon World.
• 1:04:33
  Jack: I wouldn't bring Pokemon World here.
• 1:04:36
  Jack: Imagine like going around ends and people have a Pikachu that would lightning bolt you.
• 1:04:41
  Neno: People got their Pikachu got their Pikachu button shots for them.
• 1:04:46
  Jack: I swear to they're gonna have to build loads of prisons, bro.
• 1:04:50
  Jack: People are gonna be abusing that power.
• 1:04:53
  Warren: Man would have some, you know, just thinking if I could have a Pokemon in the end, I'll probably have like a Growlof, you know, like the fire dog.
• 1:05:00
  Jack: Oh yeah.
• 1:05:01
  Warren: Growllof, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:05:02
  Warren: I'd like my little I'll let my dog just run up on man and just burn their ground.
• 1:05:06
  Jack: Because like you're a starter Pokemon.
• 1:05:08
  Warren: Growlof.
• 1:05:09
  Neno: I think a little Gengar, you know.
• 1:05:11
  Neno: Oh Gengar.
• 1:05:13
  Neno: That's your fucking Charizard, man.
• 1:05:16
  Warren: No, you've got to go Charmander.
• 1:05:17
  Warren: Well, yeah.
• 1:05:18
  bubsey: Get the Charizard.
• 1:05:19
  bubsey: But then But if we're picking one Pokemon, we didn't say about it being a starter Pokemon.
• 1:05:26
  bubsey: We just have one Pokemon.
• 1:05:28
  bubsey: Yeah, but you gotta train up.
• 1:05:29
  bubsey: Yeah, so eat any of them.
• 1:05:31
  bubsey: Any any of the Chars.
• 1:05:34
  Warren: Charles, yeah.
• 1:05:35
  Warren: But saying that that I might have an Onyx.
• 1:05:37
  bubsey: Any of those films like an Onyx without the squirt or a Bulbasaur or a chicken.
• 1:05:42
  Neno: Yeah, I'd be happy with any of them stuff.
• 1:05:44
  bubsey: Yeah, well happy.
• 1:05:45
  Neno: Apart from Barbasaur, man, he's like the weak link there.
• 1:05:47
  bubsey: Yeah, but he's still a classic, ain't he?
• 1:05:50
  bubsey: So I'd still be happy with him.
• 1:05:53
  Warren: He got moves that can put motherfuckers to sleep and paralyze them.
• 1:05:56
  Warren: He's overpowered, he's underlooked, underrated.
• 1:05:59
  Warren: Yeah, bro.
• 1:06:00
  Neno: But I feel like also when he evolves though, he gets like he looks like he just gets slower, man.
• 1:06:04
  Neno: And that.
• 1:06:05
  Warren: Yeah, it doesn't matter, man.
• 1:06:06
  Warren: Everyone's asleep around you, man.
• 1:06:07
  Warren: It's like, yo, I feel like go to everyone got to sleep now, isn't it?
• 1:06:10
  Jack: You don't want to be the guy walking around, make people go and sleep against their will.
• 1:06:14
  Jack: That's not gonna be a joke.
• 1:06:18
  Warren: Yeah, charmander or squirtle for me.
• 1:06:21
  Warren: Alright.
• 1:06:22
  Warren: Next question.
• 1:06:23
  Warren: Um, Riddle.
• 1:06:24
  Warren: I assist with erections.
• 1:06:26
  Warren: Sometimes giant balls hang from me.
• 1:06:28
  Warren: I'm known as a big swinger.
• 1:06:30
  Warren: What am I?
• 1:06:31
  Warren: Do you ever just say that again?
• 1:06:39
  Jack: So it's so different from the last question.
• 1:06:45
  Warren: It's rapid fire, bro.
• 1:06:46
  Warren: They call me random for a reason, yeah.
• 1:06:48
  Warren: I was waiting for the egg one then.
• 1:06:50
  Warren: So I assist with erections.
• 1:06:54
  Warren: He's got bright reds.
• 1:07:00
  Warren: You shouldn't have had that any, bro.
• 1:07:01
  Warren: I assist with erections.
• 1:07:06
  Warren: Sometimes giant balls hang from me.
• 1:07:09
  Warren: I'm known as a big swinger.
• 1:07:11
  Warren: Whatever.
• 1:07:12
  bubsey: I know what they are, bumps.
• 1:07:20
  Warren: Let him give it a go.
• 1:07:21
  Warren: Let me give it a go.
• 1:07:22
  Warren: After, yeah.
• 1:07:23
  bubsey: I mean after.
• 1:07:24
  Neno: But I feel uh like I want to say Viagra, but I feel like it's it's something that there's a key to the answer.
• 1:07:31
  ???: Who's hang from me?
• 1:07:32
  ???: Christmas treat.
• 1:07:40
  Warren: Write what you think the answer is in the in the comments down below.
• 1:07:44
  Warren: If you get this far.
• 1:07:46
  Warren: Go on, what do you think it is?
• 1:07:47
  Warren: Crane.
• 1:07:48
  Warren: Boom, there it is.
• 1:07:49
  bubsey: Oh shit.
• 1:07:50
  bubsey: Yeah.
• 1:07:50
  bubsey: I've been fucking researching cranes over the past couple of days.
• 1:07:54
  bubsey: So assist with erection.
• 1:07:58
  bubsey: Balls hang from me, and I thought of the magnet.
• 1:08:01
  bubsey: And then I can't remember what that was a big thing.
• 1:08:04
  bubsey: Known as a big swinger.
• 1:08:05
  bubsey: Yeah, known as a big swinger.
• 1:08:06
  bubsey: And I was saying like the chains, yeah.
• 1:08:08
  Neno: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:08
  Neno: That was a good one.
• 1:08:10
  Warren: Man's having a barbecue.
• 1:08:11
  Warren: What are you bringing?
• 1:08:13
  Neno: Uh mac and cheese, man.
• 1:08:15
  Warren: Mac and cheese.
• 1:08:15
  Warren: See, that's how this done.
• 1:08:17
  Warren: That's how it's mac and cheese.
• 1:08:19
  Warren: Oh, yes.
• 1:08:19
  Warren: Yeah, yeah, you're invited.
• 1:08:21
  Warren: Why don't eggs tell jokes?
• 1:08:25
  Neno: Uh something about cracking.
• 1:08:29
  Warren: I'll give you that.
• 1:08:30
  Warren: They crack each other up.
• 1:08:31
  Warren: Can I have some money?
• 1:08:34
  Neno: Hell no.
• 1:08:36
  Warren: That was actually one of my questions.
• 1:08:37
  Warren: Why'd you Nemo jar?
• 1:08:39
  Warren: My ne what?
• 1:08:40
  Warren: Nemo jar.
• 1:08:41
  Warren: I said No, I didn't do that.
• 1:08:44
  Neno: Ah, blood.
• 1:08:45
  Neno: It's all about the Nemo jar.
• 1:08:46
  Neno: But yeah, no, no, I didn't.
• 1:08:48
  Warren: Because no, because I'll be the only person putting money in it.
• 1:08:51
  Warren: Yeah, sorry if I get your name wrong.
• 1:08:53
  Warren: I was like, it's because I rarely see you, so like you said it'll give me a pound every time.
• 1:09:00
  bubsey: No, I didn't.
• 1:09:02
  Warren: He said I should, and I said, hell no.
• 1:09:04
  Warren: I'll be at a house, home, and food.
• 1:09:08
  Neno: I overget Nino.
• 1:09:09
  Neno: Well, that's the real name, but Nano or Nemo.
• 1:09:11
  Neno: I'll call you Nano, I don't know.
• 1:09:13
  Neno: Neno.
• 1:09:14
  Warren: But you know that I'm in which UK town did a football mascot named Hagnus the Monkey get elected as a mayor.
• 1:09:27
  Neno: My football knowledge is pretty good, but I don't know this.
• 1:09:29
  Neno: Bristol?
• 1:09:34
  Warren: No.
• 1:09:35
  Jack: That's probably whales are up north.
• 1:09:37
  Warren: It's actually Hartley Paul.
• 1:09:40
  Jack: How?
• 1:09:41
  Warren: Yeah, so um Stuart Drummond, he was a football mascot.
• 1:09:45
  Warren: Uh Angus the Mugney.
• 1:09:47
  Warren: Angus the Mugney?
• 1:09:48
  Warren: Angus the Monkey.
• 1:09:50
  Warren: He was he actually started off as a joke, like, oh yeah, I'm gonna become mayor while wearing the suit, and people started electing him and then he actually became mayor.
• 1:09:58
  Warren: He actually became mayor, yes.
• 1:10:00
  Neno: Does he still do the mascot?
• 1:10:01
  Warren: No, no, he actually took it serious, but it was from 2002 to 2013.
• 1:10:08
  Warren: And yeah, man, he'd actually done a good job.
• 1:10:11
  Warren: He gave kids uh free uh fruit in schools and shit, organised toolship races and all kinds of sensible shit.
• 1:10:20
  Warren: What's the difference between a chickpea and a kidney bean?
• 1:10:26
  Neno: Chickpea and a kidney bean one's a bean, one's a pea.
• 1:10:30
  Jack: No, I haven't paid for a kidney bean on my face That was good to be a second Oh four door voxel Four door voxel yeah forward or vox I thought you said four door voxel yeah forward or voxel voxel and the voxel for that voxel or Nissan probably Nissan Toyota or Nissan Nissan BMW or Nissan BMW Audi or BMW Audi Mercedes Benz or Audi Audi Audi Porsche or Audi Porsche Ferrari or Porsche Ferrari Honda NSX Mark 1 type I with the pop-up headlights or what did you say Porsche or Ferrari Ferrari probably still insane that's the wrong answer the right answer was Honda NSX Mark 1 type I with a pop-up headlights my ass on belly buttons like I thought the pop-up headlights would have given the answer away, but that's the best way.
• 1:11:58
  Neno: But you can get Ferraris with pop-up headlights, yeah.
• 1:12:01
  Warren: But now the thing is with Ferraris though, is Ferraris are very anal what their cars are.
• 1:12:06
  Warren: Like you can't just nah, like if you wanted, if you bought a Ferrari yet and you wanted to change what it looks like, Ferrari are gonna be pissed and they're gonna want to try and sue you, they want to try and take the car back, all of them things there.
• 1:12:19
  Warren: Where if you get a fucking any other car, you can as soon as that car's should do what the fuck you want, bro.
• 1:12:25
  Warren: That's true.
• 1:12:26
  Warren: That's why I don't like Ferraris.
• 1:12:29
  Jack: If you had a chrome spaceship, how would you customize it?
• 1:12:33
  Warren: First off, I'll black that shit out, yeah.
• 1:12:36
  Warren: Then put some chrome rems on there.
• 1:12:40
  Jack: Why are you why are you blacking it out for like disguise or for looking for?
• 1:12:43
  Warren: No, because I want to be blacked out, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:12:45
  Warren: I want it to look black if it's chrome.
• 1:12:47
  Warren: I'm getting rid of all that chrome.
• 1:12:48
  Warren: The only chrome is gonna be well, not the wheels, but landing gear.
• 1:12:53
  Warren: You said that the inside is I don't know how it's basically.
• 1:12:57
  Warren: Yeah, the inside would be well, I thought it would be chrome, but me and see holograms and but now personally I wouldn't have it all chromed inside.
• 1:13:05
  Warren: I would have it, I don't know, I'd just make it feel just homely, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:13:08
  Warren: Like it's never seen maybe a bedding left for the alien bitches up all.
• 1:13:14
  Warren: Um do they look like lizards, isn't it?
• 1:13:20
  Warren: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:13:22
  Warren: Just yeah.
• 1:13:24
  Warren: Um is that why you keep blinking sideways?
• 1:13:36
  Warren: Tell me a joke.
• 1:13:37
  Warren: No, tell me a your mama joke.
• 1:13:40
  Neno: I've got a good joke, I haven't got a your mama joke.
• 1:13:42
  Warren: No, I kind of want to hear a your mama joke.
• 1:13:44
  Warren: Everyone's got a your mama joke.
• 1:13:46
  Jack: Your mum's close enough to attack him.
• 1:13:49
  Jack: That's not fair.
• 1:13:51
  Jack: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 1:13:53
  Neno: That's true.
• 1:13:53
  Neno: We're in our house, man.
• 1:13:55
  Neno: We've got a banger joke.
• 1:13:58
  Neno: Go on then.
• 1:13:59
  Neno: What's a bee's favorite meal?
• 1:14:02
  Warren: Oh, come on, B's.
• 1:14:04
  Warren: Tell me about a joke.
• 1:14:04
  Warren: Push drabies.
• 1:14:06
  Warren: I don't get it.
• 1:14:27
  Warren: For straw beef, straw beef.
• 1:14:32
  Warren: Wait, what's the bee?
• 1:14:33
  Warren: What's the beef's favorite milk?
• 1:14:36
  Neno: The straw beef.
• 1:14:38
  Warren: The straw beans isn't that beef.
• 1:14:47
  bubsey: No, I'm I'm starting to be that is the best yard ever, and it's so simple.
• 1:14:52
  bubsey: I just think about it.
• 1:14:58
  bubsey: Do I have to Google it?
• 1:14:59
  bubsey: Because I'm I really don't think it's drabi.
• 1:15:03
  bubsey: Oh, it's one of those things.
• 1:15:06
  Warren: Pastrapi.
• 1:15:07
  Warren: Isn't pastrabi like sliced meat?
• 1:15:11
  Neno: But it's like pastrapi.
• 1:15:13
  Neno: Yeah, I don't get it.
• 1:15:20
  bubsey: That is great.
• 1:15:22
  bubsey: Yeah, you'd be you'd be sat there and just end up roaring to yourself.
• 1:15:30
  Warren: I'm just there, just as soon as it's out, two weeks into it, I'm watching it and I'll just start bustling laughing.
• 1:15:36
  Warren: I put it in the comments.
• 1:15:37
  Warren: I get it now.
• 1:15:38
  Warren: Drop a freestyle.
• 1:15:42
  Neno: Uh haven't rapped in ages.
• 1:15:46
  Neno: I don't know what to write sometimes.
• 1:15:48
  Neno: I can't remember what I'm saying.
• 1:15:51
  Warren: So just to give you a heads up here, yeah.
• 1:15:53
  Warren: I asked my mum this, and she came up with she, she, she was on it.
• 1:15:58
  Warren: Yeah, she was on it, yeah.
• 1:16:00
  Warren: So if my mum can can do something, you have to do something.
• 1:16:04
  Warren: Oh, he's getting his phone out.
• 1:16:09
  Neno: Oh, my phone's dead.
• 1:16:10
  Warren: Not even the not even like a wheel up bar.
• 1:16:13
  Warren: Man used to be MCs and rappers and everything.
• 1:16:15
  Neno: I've lost it all, man.
• 1:16:16
  Warren: Not even the wheel up.
• 1:16:18
  Neno: I normally just make like songs now instead of like bars, it's more like singing, innit?
• 1:16:24
  Neno: Dim.
• 1:16:25
  Warren: Dim drop something.
• 1:16:26
  Warren: Freestyle sing.
• 1:16:27
  Warren: Pretty phone stands on.
• 1:16:31
  Neno: You got a little rap like a new store.
• 1:16:33
  Warren: I know one of your songs.
• 1:16:34
  Warren: Which one?
• 1:16:35
  Warren: Just a little nerve.
• 1:16:36
  Warren: Oh shit.
• 1:16:38
  Warren: Just a little nerve.
• 1:16:39
  bubsey: I know I know one of your songs.
• 1:16:42
  Warren: Fucking robot testing.
• 1:16:44
  Warren: I don't know when she got me lazy right now.
• 1:16:52
  Warren: That's not one of my songs.
• 1:16:54
  Warren: That sounds like some post-malone shit.
• 1:16:56
  Warren: Nah.
• 1:16:57
  Warren: Baby over to my place.
• 1:17:04
  Warren: That is one of yours.
• 1:17:08
  Neno: Um what to write sometimes.
• 1:17:10
  Neno: That is my swear sort of pain anytime.
• 1:17:12
  Neno: My friends are asking why I walk around like I'm fine, but I'll be saying I'm so hurt anytime I spit these lines.
• 1:17:18
  Neno: Because I don't know how to sort of say it in the mic.
• 1:17:21
  Neno: Try to tell me we should talk, and all they probably write.
• 1:17:23
  Neno: Cause yeah, I'm always tired, I ain't turning off the lights.
• 1:17:25
  Neno: I'll be rolling in my bed and fighting demons at night.
• 1:17:28
  Neno: When I'm holding it together, yeah, it all just falls apart.
• 1:17:30
  Neno: Now I'm rubbing on my chest, trying to warm a cold heart.
• 1:17:32
  Neno: Last level of last love I left the hall.
• 1:17:35
  Neno: Now I'm feeling Tony Stark or I'm feeling Steve Rogers because I'm caught up in the past.
• 1:17:40
  Warren: Nice.
• 1:17:44
  Warren: Why did the skeleton why don't skeletons start fights?
• 1:17:48
  Warren: Anyone else wanna strap because they don't have any guts?
• 1:18:05
  Warren: Because they don't have any guts.
• 1:18:07
  Neno: I like that.
• 1:18:08
  Warren: They're gutless.
• 1:18:09
  Warren: Uh pizza.
• 1:18:11
  Warren: What's your go-to pizza?
• 1:18:13
  Warren: First, I want to know where it comes from.
• 1:18:14
  Warren: Don't start this.
• 1:18:15
  Neno: And yeah, we're gonna have a baby.
• 1:18:16
  Neno: Okay, right.
• 1:18:17
  Neno: So fell out last time we had this conversation.
• 1:18:22
  Warren: So I need your go-to, and what is it?
• 1:18:25
  Warren: Is it oh I've got a feeling I know what he's gonna say.
• 1:18:29
  Neno: Firstly, pesto.
• 1:18:31
  Neno: No tomato base.
• 1:18:34
  Neno: Anyone anyone who has it from?
• 1:18:36
  Neno: Where's it from?
• 1:18:36
  Warren: Domino's dominoes.
• 1:18:37
  Warren: A man's a domino's guy, yeah.
• 1:18:38
  Warren: We'll try and keep common ground.
• 1:18:41
  Warren: I think this is gonna have to go round.
• 1:18:43
  Neno: Anyone that has barbecue bass, Jimmy Savile had barbecue base.
• 1:18:46
  Neno: BBQ bass has already been over.
• 1:18:48
  Neno: Jeffrey's favourite tomato base.
• 1:18:55
  bubsey: You're arguing over the face.
• 1:18:57
  bubsey: Drop a letter over to Greece.
• 1:18:59
  Neno: Yeah, we had a big debate over this like we had put up Instagram stories, Facebook stories, Facebook, and then we ended up blocking blocking each other.
• 1:19:06
  Neno: No, we're bringing up the bigger.
• 1:19:07
  Neno: No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:19:08
  Neno: Tell the truth.
• 1:19:09
  Neno: Tell the truth.
• 1:19:10
  Neno: We were debating about it, and then someone called it pesto.
• 1:19:13
  Neno: And then we made like a fucking came together.
• 1:19:16
  Neno: Who the fuck has pesto base?
• 1:19:19
  Neno: Yeah.
• 1:19:20
  Neno: That is some yeah, we agree on that.
• 1:19:21
  Neno: I got simple pepperoni.
• 1:19:23
  Neno: I know no one's gonna believe that pesto.
• 1:19:26
  Warren: Come on, no, let me hear it.
• 1:19:26
  Warren: Let me hear it.
• 1:19:27
  Neno: So pepper rami.
• 1:19:28
  Neno: Rum.
• 1:19:29
  Neno: Pepperoni.
• 1:19:30
  Neno: Yeah, and olives still.
• 1:19:32
  Neno: That's the simple one.
• 1:19:33
  Neno: Pepperoni and olives.
• 1:19:34
  Neno: Yeah, black olives.
• 1:19:35
  Neno: Simple.
• 1:19:37
  Neno: I don't know.
• 1:19:37
  Neno: I don't know what I really likes olives, isn't it?
• 1:19:40
  Jack: But everyone has pepperoni pizza, you just add in a few olives to it.
• 1:19:44
  Jack: It's not that big of a day.
• 1:19:46
  bubsey: I'm glad you ain't sat on the toilet now.
• 1:19:53
  Warren: What about you, Jack?
• 1:19:54
  Warren: Come on.
• 1:19:54
  Warren: Where are you getting it from and puppings?
• 1:19:58
  bubsey: I thought I was gonna say Hawaii.
• 1:19:59
  bubsey: Oh, this is gonna be some mad restaurant.
• 1:20:02
  bubsey: Nah, there's Domino's.
• 1:20:07
  Jack: I'll have a um because dominoes, yeah, you can get one for £10 on the app if you pick it up.
• 1:20:13
  Jack: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:14
  Jack: So um if if I'm falling into they might end up being the choice through to because some pizza places might be.
• 1:20:23
  Jack: So you get double the chicken, barbecue base.
• 1:20:36
  bubsey: Yes, yes, loud barbecue.
• 1:20:40
  Jack: Why am I gonna have tomato sauce one and then dip it in barbecue sauce?
• 1:20:45
  Warren: I prefer that sauce.
• 1:20:46
  Warren: I prefer that the sauce.
• 1:20:47
  Jack: No, but I want the barbecue, but I'll dip it in the um garlic and herb.
• 1:20:52
  Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:53
  Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:54
  Warren: If you don't have the garlic and garlic and herb, yes, yes.
• 1:20:57
  Warren: Do you know what?
• 1:20:58
  Warren: I've noticed most girls that I date hate the garlic and herb sauce, which I'm absolutely cool with because then I don't have to share the garlic and herb.
• 1:21:06
  bubsey: You can only burn that.
• 1:21:06
  bubsey: You're like, yeah, no, no, I don't like that.
• 1:21:08
  bubsey: Give me this.
• 1:21:08
  bubsey: 100%.
• 1:21:10
  bubsey: They've got this new sauce on at the minute of Domino's, because my pizza would be Domino's, uh, thin base, because that's our pizza should be.
• 1:21:19
  bubsey: Like, all this thick base shit is like you go to it at the end, they'll tell you off for that.
• 1:21:25
  bubsey: That's a cake.
• 1:21:26
  Neno: They'll tell you off for barbecue base as well, bro.
• 1:21:28
  Neno: They'll kick you to the street.
• 1:21:29
  Neno: Barbecue base, right?
• 1:21:32
  bubsey: Thin thin base, barbecue uh sauce base, normal cheese, um, jalopinos, gherkins, and double meatballs.
• 1:21:44
  bubsey: Gherkins.
• 1:21:45
  bubsey: Jalopinos are gherkins.
• 1:21:47
  Neno: There is something that I want to bring up.
• 1:21:52
  Warren: Gherkins on a pizza.
• 1:21:53
  Warren: Yes, bro.
• 1:21:53
  Warren: Fuck, you go to the toilet rock and vomit on your lap.
• 1:21:56
  Warren: That's disgusting.
• 1:21:58
  Neno: That's worse than that's worse than olives.
• 1:22:00
  Warren: That's worse than fucking pineapple, bro.
• 1:22:01
  Warren: No, it ain't.
• 1:22:02
  Warren: Listen.
• 1:22:03
  bubsey: I ain't taking any of this bullshit from somebody who likes fucking marmite and mayonnaise.
• 1:22:09
  bubsey: That's what I was gonna bring up.
• 1:22:10
  Neno: That's what I was gonna bring up.
• 1:22:12
  Neno: Because he told me about that.
• 1:22:13
  Neno: Bro, marmite and mayonnaise controversial that is outrageous.
• 1:22:18
  bubsey: And then that, and then, and then that uh Bianca saying uh humans don't eat that.
• 1:22:23
  bubsey: Like, literally, humans don't eat that.
• 1:22:26
  Warren: Like that it was a controversial food.
• 1:22:28
  Warren: It was it was it was controversial.
• 1:22:31
  bubsey: But yeah, they got new sauce at the minute, Mexicano mayonnaise.
• 1:22:34
  bubsey: If you ain't tried it, try that shit.
• 1:22:36
  bubsey: That shit is fire.
• 1:22:37
  bubsey: That is some of the best mayonnaise I've ever tasted in my life.
• 1:22:42
  Warren: Okay, I'll give it a go.
• 1:22:43
  Warren: I'll give it a go.
• 1:22:44
  Warren: Pizza.
• 1:22:45
  Warren: Wait, what'd you get on yours?
• 1:22:46
  Warren: For me, it's a fireaway thing because I don't do pork, I don't do pork at all.
• 1:22:51
  Warren: And fire away, everything is all turkey and that, yeah, man.
• 1:22:55
  Warren: Speak up respect, fire away, sponsor me.
• 1:22:58
  Warren: But Jack sponsoring me first, after that, and then you follow me.
• 1:23:02
  Warren: Anyway, um that was our fire away, and then I go for the um the meat heaven, which you got like pepperoni, you got like bits of like turkey bacon, bits of chicken on there.
• 1:23:20
  Warren: Yeah, mine's nice, it's nice, very nice.
• 1:23:23
  Jack: Pepperoni pork.
• 1:23:24
  bubsey: No, it's it's because it's this is what I don't understand yet.
• 1:23:28
  bubsey: You don't eat pork yet.
• 1:23:29
  bubsey: Fair play.
• 1:23:30
  bubsey: But what I don't understand is it's the same with vegans, right?
• 1:23:36
  bubsey: I don't eat meat because it's horrible, but can you make everything taste like meat turkey?
• 1:23:43
  bubsey: Turkey fucking turkey bacon.
• 1:23:46
  bubsey: I've tried that shit, that shit don't taste like bacon, and it's not supposed to, it's just it's just like the cut.
• 1:23:53
  Neno: It's controversial about turkey bacon, it's kind of biased.
• 1:23:58
  Warren: It's healthy, it's much more healthy than that.
• 1:24:00
  Warren: It's it's it's just like the cut, in it.
• 1:24:03
  Warren: It's like they cut it really nice and thin so you can fry it and you can use it the same, the same.
• 1:24:09
  Warren: It don't to me, I don't think it tastes like bacon at all.
• 1:24:13
  bubsey: Oh fair play.
• 1:24:14
  bubsey: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:14
  Warren: You know, I don't think it tastes nothing like bacon.
• 1:24:16
  Warren: It that you know, I've taken I've had bacon before.
• 1:24:19
  Warren: Bacon's like got that salty ness to it.
• 1:24:22
  Warren: Yeah, like a lot of people like to have their bacon really crispy and that me when it comes down to the turkey bacon.
• 1:24:28
  Warren: I don't even cook it for that long.
• 1:24:29
  Warren: I I I cook it until it's just finished cooking because I don't want it mad tough and chewy.
• 1:24:33
  Warren: I like it nice and soft, nice fried egg on top.
• 1:24:37
  Warren: Yo man, that's me there.
• 1:24:41
  Warren: But I totally get the argument when you come in out with the pepperoni and that because turkey pepperoni, I just want to fucking fit in.
• 1:24:48
  Neno: Would you eat a pack of black bacon rashes?
• 1:24:50
  Warren: Nah.
• 1:24:51
  Warren: Nah, man.
• 1:24:52
  Warren: I couldn't, I don't want to even eat smoke.
• 1:24:54
  Warren: It's flavoring.
• 1:24:56
  Warren: Yeah, but I've just I've just what's the what's the point, man?
• 1:24:58
  Warren: I I don't eat whole bacon is delicious.
• 1:25:01
  Warren: Yeah, yeah, you'd say that.
• 1:25:03
  Warren: White people love bacon.
• 1:25:05
  Warren: It's true, it's true.
• 1:25:08
  Warren: If a million people watch this, a million people write in the comments, yeah.
• 1:25:13
  Warren: I love bacon.
• 1:25:15
  bubsey: Bacon's delicious.
• 1:25:18
  Warren: Um next question name something you wish you could bring to a job interview that would guarantee you get the job.
• 1:25:24
  Warren: Doesn't even have to be associated with that job.
• 1:25:30
  Warren: Fucking easy.
• 1:25:34
  bubsey: What to guarantee you get the job?
• 1:25:35
  bubsey: Yeah.
• 1:25:35
  bubsey: A million pounds.
• 1:25:39
  Warren: That that kind of defeats the objective.
• 1:25:40
  Warren: I wouldn't need the job either.
• 1:25:46
  Jack: Yeah.
• 1:25:47
  Jack: Just drop a million pounds.
• 1:25:48
  Jack: That was the objective.
• 1:25:50
  bubsey: Yeah, that was the fucking whole point of it, and just completed it.
• 1:25:53
  Neno: Probably one of the interviewers' family members.
• 1:25:55
  Neno: Level 100.
• 1:25:56
  Neno: Okay.
• 1:25:57
  Neno: Keep a mostage until I got the job.
• 1:26:00
  bubsey: I got a piece of gold worth a million pounds, whatever.
• 1:26:04
  bubsey: Like any any of the space.
• 1:26:06
  Warren: So I think I think this question's backfired a bit.
• 1:26:09
  Warren: So the idea was is like, I don't know, let's say you could, I don't know, you can play the guitar, right?
• 1:26:16
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:26:16
  Warren: You could play the guitar pretty good.
• 1:26:18
  Warren: Yeah, man.
• 1:26:18
  Warren: Come into the interview, play a song, you get the job.
• 1:26:21
  Warren: And you're now CEO of KFC.
• 1:26:23
  Warren: Or take a million pounds.
• 1:26:31
  bubsey: CEO of KFC.
• 1:26:32
  bubsey: I apologize for my intelligence.
• 1:26:34
  bubsey: I'm sorry.
• 1:26:35
  bubsey: Yeah.
• 1:26:39
  Warren: Well, delete that question and never repeat that shit again.
• 1:26:43
  Warren: Fuck's sake.
• 1:26:45
  Warren: Delete.
• 1:26:46
  Warren: Name one thing you absolutely need in your day-to-day.
• 1:26:53
  Jack: Weed.
• 1:26:53
  Jack: Hell yeah.
• 1:26:56
  Warren: Yeah.
• 1:26:57
  Warren: Ganja man.
• 1:26:58
  Warren: What about you, Jack?
• 1:27:02
  Jack: My um herbal tea collection.
• 1:27:06
  Warren: Herbal tea, you went to the herbal teas?
• 1:27:08
  Jack: Yeah, since I'd stopped drinking and all that, I abuse herbal teas.
• 1:27:13
  Jack: Okay.
• 1:27:14
  Jack: Or should I go to herbal tea?
• 1:27:15
  Jack: Um I tried to have them on a rotation because I know that'll be the healthiest.
• 1:27:21
  Jack: But there's some really nice ones.
• 1:27:24
  Jack: But there's one, I'm not sure if it's a herbal one, twining's uh called sweet night or something.
• 1:27:30
  Jack: You have that before bed.
• 1:27:32
  Jack: You're gone.
• 1:27:35
  Neno: Fully gone.
• 1:27:35
  Neno: Here my sister takes them like the ones that help you sleep, and that aren't so good.
• 1:27:40
  Jack: But since having so many herbal teas, because it's just it's just like a habit.
• 1:27:45
  Jack: So you know, like you might replace something with something, a healthy one to replace it with, but it's like my body is always detoxing, bro.
• 1:27:55
  Jack: I can sleep so much, okay and still be tired.
• 1:27:59
  Jack: And then have a nap in the day.
• 1:28:02
  Jack: I don't know if I'm gonna wake up at 5 a.m.
• 1:28:06
  Jack: or 5 p.m.
• 1:28:08
  Jack: Because it it all these herbal teas is just making my sleep crazy.
• 1:28:13
  Jack: But I'm thinking all this damage I've done to my body, it must be the innocent catch up.
• 1:28:18
  Jack: So I just let it be.
• 1:28:22
  Warren: Fair.
• 1:28:22
  Warren: What about you, Bubs?
• 1:28:25
  bubsey: Energy drinks.
• 1:28:26
  Warren: Energy drinks.
• 1:28:27
  Warren: Yeah, do you need a cut pound on that?
• 1:28:29
  Warren: No, no.
• 1:28:32
  bubsey: That's literally the reason why I'm fucked because I only have one meal a day.
• 1:28:36
  Jack: Yeah, you need to uh how many monsters are this?
• 1:28:40
  bubsey: I've cut down, so probably like four a day.
• 1:28:42
  bubsey: That's yeah now.
• 1:28:44
  bubsey: That's crazy.
• 1:28:46
  bubsey: Yeah, I don't it's all I drink big cannons.
• 1:28:48
  bubsey: Yeah, it's very rare that I drink anything else.
• 1:28:51
  bubsey: Like four cans, big yeah.
• 1:28:53
  Warren: You know you can get the it's like a powder and then you put it in a jug and you yeah, remember how you can get turkey too as well as now that tastes fuck all like turkey.
• 1:29:04
  Neno: That's not like one monster would even then I'm like struggling to finish one monster, in it.
• 1:29:09
  Neno: Is it?
• 1:29:10
  bubsey: Yeah, red boards I can that's the second one today.
• 1:29:14
  bubsey: Well, second and a bit.
• 1:29:16
  bubsey: Because I finished the one from last night.
• 1:29:18
  bubsey: I do like the under cans look like that.
• 1:29:21
  bubsey: So it might be five today.
• 1:29:23
  ???: Yeah.
• 1:29:24
  bubsey: Yeah.
• 1:29:24
  bubsey: I was planning on having a late night.
• 1:29:26
  bubsey: I can I can only really drink when I need them.
• 1:29:28
  bubsey: I do get them cheaper because my missing is worth a bit.
• 1:29:35
  bubsey: Oh, okay.
• 1:29:36
  bubsey: I just saw the one selling five on the cans.
• 1:29:38
  bubsey: Yeah, you know that.
• 1:29:39
  bubsey: So we we just get crazy amount of time, sort of thing.
• 1:29:43
  Warren: Nice.
• 1:29:44
  Warren: Uh who are you gonna nominate to be on the show next and what do you want me to ask them?
• 1:29:49
  Neno: Hmm.
• 1:29:49
  Neno: I'll see I have a bit.
• 1:29:51
  Neno: Be weird.
• 1:29:52
  Neno: It's a random one.
• 1:29:54
  Neno: Or OGV or Cray One.
• 1:29:58
  Neno: I don't know if Cray one would come on, but worth an ass.
• 1:30:02
  bubsey: Worth an ass?
• 1:30:03
  bubsey: Yeah.
• 1:30:06
  bubsey: Do it do a setup like this with them.
• 1:30:09
  Warren: Set up like this.
• 1:30:10
  Warren: Could do, could do, could do.
• 1:30:12
  Warren: What would you have me ask them?
• 1:30:14
  Neno: Um what have they got going on at the moment?
• 1:30:21
  Neno: And like, as in with like what are they pushing out?
• 1:30:24
  Neno: Music.
• 1:30:25
  Warren: Oh, okay.
• 1:30:26
  Warren: Is it been a while since you've seen them, man?
• 1:30:28
  Neno: No, no, I see them, but I just I know B-Ware's releasing music and all that, I don't know.
• 1:30:32
  Neno: Just gives them a chance to chip out where they're gonna be.
• 1:30:34
  Warren: Oh, what they what they're on in that, yeah.
• 1:30:36
  Warren: And last question, what you got plans for the rest of the year?
• 1:30:40
  Neno: Uh well, I think Bobsy mentioned it on his episode.
• 1:30:44
  Neno: Yeah, you got your you got your business, what's it called again?
• 1:30:46
  Neno: Visual noise.
• 1:30:47
  Warren: Visual noise be somewhere, yeah.
• 1:30:50
  Neno: Visual noise TikTok, Instagram, yeah, what's the TikTok?
• 1:30:54
  Neno: Ltd, and then yeah, visual noise, LTD come have a look murals and shit.
• 1:31:02
  Warren: Nice, it's nice work done.
• 1:31:04
  Neno: We're meaning to be something for you, actually.
• 1:31:05
  Neno: But something just to go in the back or something.
• 1:31:08
  Warren: That'll be sick.
• 1:31:09
  Warren: All that canvas, or that would be sick, yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:13
  Jack: Have you got thoughts for like um when you built the page a bit more?
• 1:31:19
  Jack: Will you jump on like quick trends and like draw fit maybe things that are trending at the end?
• 1:31:26
  Neno: Yeah, we've been trying to try to do that, innit, with like music artists.
• 1:31:30
  Neno: So if like a new music artist released a song, I'd say Skepta release a song tomorrow.
• 1:31:35
  Jack: It was like banging, we'll draw out Skepta, or we do like requests if people want to So just know if you got a day off when there's like the new hot tour go or whatever's next, if you draw the first picture quick time, then I got a chance.
• 1:31:49
  Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:50
  Jack: Send it to that's actually like I don't know if you want to be political, draw a picture of like one of these people with someone, yeah.
• 1:31:59
  Jack: Someone said someone do that.
• 1:32:01
  Jack: Picture of Donald Trump with Epstein.
• 1:32:03
  Jack: I was doing the rounds on the internet.
• 1:32:06
  Warren: Seriously, do it, do it.
• 1:32:09
  Neno: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:10
  Neno: Someone's actually coming Epstein, so we better have to have to die.
• 1:32:14
  Warren: Yeah, with Donald Trump holding hands, both wearing diapers or nappies.
• 1:32:23
  Neno: We do just a controversial Diddy Epstein.
• 1:32:26
  bubsey: So this was the level you that you want.
• 1:32:29
  bubsey: Is would it be in your bedroom?
• 1:32:31
  Warren: Fuck no.
• 1:32:33
  Jack: Oh, you know what's a good idea that you got time for?
• 1:32:35
  Jack: Draw like an angelic shrine picture of Diddy with like angel wings and shit and like welcome home and then save it for the day he comes out.
• 1:32:49
  Neno: Will actually say it a couple weeks ago.
• 1:32:50
  Neno: It's a shame that Jimmy Suburb is a nonce because we feel like he would actually make a sick photo of a big cigar.
• 1:32:55
  Neno: But it's just a shame he's a feed of it.
• 1:32:58
  Jack: People know that you're making jokes about it, then yeah.
• 1:33:02
  Warren: You just can't sell it, you just can't you could probably do one post and then that's it.
• 1:33:08
  Jack: Yeah, but you might you might even get someone who's like, oh I want I want to do one of my mate like that.
• 1:33:15
  Jack: Caricature, yeah.
• 1:33:21
  Warren: Oh shit, oh shit.
• 1:33:23
  Warren: Well, I'll tell you what, we'll call that time.
• 1:33:26
  Warren: Thank you for watching.
• 1:33:28
  Warren: Thank you.
• 1:33:28
  Warren: Like and subscribe.
• 1:33:30
  Warren: Shout out Nino for coming through.
• 1:33:32
  Warren: Shout out Bubsy for coming through.
• 1:33:34
  Warren: Big shout out to Jack, home on them not.
• 1:33:36
  Warren: After you after right, what you need to do right now is search my man and check out some some of his shit, man, because it's it's actually good.
• 1:33:45
  Warren: I was watching the uh I didn't tell you, uh one of them that I looked into the other day was the drag, the drag racing, the slow drag racing.
• 1:33:53
  Warren: Oh yeah, that shit's cool as fuck.
• 1:33:55
  Warren: That was so random.
• 1:33:56
  Warren: That shit needs to take off in the UK.
• 1:33:59
  Jack: I don't remember why we were at that mountain.
• 1:34:01
  Jack: It's loads of kids having a competition where they're not allowed to put their feet on the floor, but the engine has to be on, and they the the have to get past the finish line second.
• 1:34:14
  Jack: So they're doing little while trying to balance, and it's just like loads of Filipino people there laughing at it.
• 1:34:22
  Jack: Yeah, it's cool as fuck.
• 1:34:24
  Jack: Something happened in every corner.
• 1:34:26
  Jack: It's cool as fuck.
• 1:34:28
  Warren: Check that shit out and the B and B flexing, and yeah, like, subscribe, and peace.