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The Right Side of History
I. The Emergency Committee for the Preservation of Everything
The emergency meeting began at nine in the morning, which Professor Bartholomew Grievance considered an act of Marxist aggression.
He had spent the previous evening recording a three-hour podcast explaining why civilization was collapsing because a university librarian in Vermont had suggested renaming the motherboard the parentboard. He had connected this development to Carl Jung, the Babylonian captivity, the castration of Uranus, and something he called the Postmodern Neo-Marxist Feminization of Electrical Components.
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