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- 0:47Speaker 3: Hannah McDonald.
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- 0:51Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Breaking news just happened
- 0:57Speaker 3: as we are about to record. Kim Zolciak-Berman from Real
- 1:03Speaker 3: Housewives of Atlanta. She and Corey have been married for
- 1:07Speaker 3: a number of years now. I think about 11 years
- 1:11Speaker 3: they've been married. She has filed for divorce. This morning,
- 1:18Speaker 3: someone sent me the actual documents that were filed from
- 1:22Speaker 3: the IRS against them saying that they owed $ 1. 1 million.
- 1:26Speaker 3: And it was from a different account. And I was like,
- 1:30Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm going to totally cover this yet.
- 1:32Speaker 3: Then of course, TMZ picked that up. They absolutely owe
- 1:36Speaker 3: this kind of money. It's from taxes that they haven't paid,
- 1:40Speaker 3: unpaid interest, penalties, all adding up to $ 1. 1 million that
- 1:46Speaker 3: they owe the IRS for. And that goes back from
- 1:49Speaker 3: as far back as 2014, 15, 17, 2018. They also
- 1:51Speaker 3: owe the state of Georgia $ 15, 000 for state tax. So anyway, I...
- 2:03Speaker 3: As I was getting ready to do the show, I
- 2:06Speaker 3: was like, wow, I don't want to predict that someone's
- 2:08Speaker 3: not going to make it. But I'm like, I predict
- 2:10Speaker 3: that they're not going to make it. I had a
- 2:12Speaker 3: couple of thoughts before the news broke about, you know,
- 2:16Speaker 3: it broke at like 11 today on Monday. That they
- 2:20Speaker 3: that she, in fact, filed for divorce and said that
- 2:22Speaker 3: their date of separation was April 30th and that there
- 2:26Speaker 3: is no way they can get back together. She called
- 2:28Speaker 3: it like irreverible. I can't remember. irreconcilable differences, but it
- 2:33Speaker 3: was something like that. It was just like, we're done.
- 2:36Speaker 3: Nothing too specific, but she's asking for physical and sole
- 2:39Speaker 3: custody of the kids. And that's all the details that
- 2:43Speaker 3: TMZ have right now. So when I heard about the $ 1. 1 million,
- 2:47Speaker 3: my first thought was, you know, maybe Real Housewives of
- 2:52Speaker 3: Atlanta will have her come back. They've asked Sheba Archeret
- 2:55Speaker 3: to come back. Other people have come back from that show.
- 2:59Speaker 3: Possibly Portia may one day come back. That is where
- 3:02Speaker 3: she got her start. She and NeNe, you know, is
- 3:05Speaker 3: NeNe ever going to come back? However, NeNe turned out
- 3:08Speaker 3: to be a real problem for Bravo because she was
- 3:11Speaker 3: suing Bravo and they eventually settled out of court. But
- 3:14Speaker 3: she was saying that Bravo kept her from getting all
- 3:17Speaker 3: these other opportunities after she left the show to go
- 3:20Speaker 3: and be on Ryan Murphy's shows, which then that didn't last.
- 3:23Speaker 3: And she was on Glee. Then when she tried to
- 3:24Speaker 3: come back, she said, oh, Candy gets all these spinoffs
- 3:27Speaker 3: and I don't. And She accused Bravo of, you know,
- 3:34Speaker 3: being or certain cast members being racist, including Kim. She
- 3:38Speaker 3: included her in there. And Kim stayed silent about the
- 3:41Speaker 3: whole thing. Bravo really tried to keep this whole thing
- 3:44Speaker 3: under wraps. And then eventually it was over with and
- 3:48Speaker 3: it was settled. I believe there's something settled and they
- 3:50Speaker 3: just didn't want to address where any of these accusations
- 3:53Speaker 3: were really coming from and if they were founded at all.
- 3:56Speaker 3: So now. To give you guys some background on Kim,
- 3:58Speaker 3: in case you're just like, I didn't ever watch that show.
- 4:00Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about, Heather. I interviewed
- 4:03Speaker 3: her and she's a fascinating character. So Atlanta started many,
- 4:08Speaker 3: many years ago. They were the third franchise to come.
- 4:12Speaker 3: I believe, yes, it was, they were either second or third,
- 4:16Speaker 3: but it was OC, then New York, and then Atlanta,
- 4:20Speaker 3: and then New Jersey, all around the same. They were like,
- 4:23Speaker 3: those are the four main ones that have lasted and,
- 4:26Speaker 3: you know, I've stayed too long. And Kim was there
- 4:29Speaker 3: and she was a single mother with two girls. I
- 4:32Speaker 3: want to say they were maybe like 11 and nine
- 4:36Speaker 3: at the time. And she was a single mother. And
- 4:38Speaker 3: we really didn't know much about anything except that she
- 4:41Speaker 3: had this guy named Big Papa. And we'd see that
- 4:45Speaker 3: he'd buy her a Range Rover. And she was like,
- 4:47Speaker 3: thank you, Big Papa. And she would smoke cigarettes. And
- 4:50Speaker 3: no one could believe that she was like 27 at
- 4:52Speaker 3: the time. She is only 44 now. And the girl's
- 4:55Speaker 3: been living the longest life. So, um, she was on
- 4:59Speaker 3: the show for many years and then she meets Troy.
- 5:02Speaker 3: He's actually, they go to some like ballroom dancing thing
- 5:06Speaker 3: for an Atlanta charity. And he is a football player
- 5:09Speaker 3: and he is doing ballroom dancing for the charity. And
- 5:13Speaker 3: she's like, who is that? Like, it's the best ass
- 5:15Speaker 3: I've ever seen. They fall in love immediately. Um, she
- 5:21Speaker 3: goes to a psychic. who is like, you're going to
- 5:24Speaker 3: have a baby boy. And she's like, what? She keeps
- 5:26Speaker 3: going to this old lady psychic. And then the lady
- 5:29Speaker 3: also said, you're going to have twins and you're going
- 5:32Speaker 3: to have another girl and everything. Anyway, when the boy
- 5:35Speaker 3: is one, Corey Jr., he is now 11. They get
- 5:40Speaker 3: married in this lavish wedding in which she kicks her
- 5:42Speaker 3: mom out of the wedding. It kicks her off the
- 5:46Speaker 3: property because there were like outhouses or something for the
- 5:49Speaker 3: guests to go to the bathroom on their property. And
- 5:53Speaker 3: the mom was like, I'm the mother. I'm going to
- 5:55Speaker 3: go in the house and go to the bathroom. And
- 5:57Speaker 3: she was like, that was it. Like, I'm sick of
- 5:59Speaker 3: my mom. Made her leave. You saw it on camera.
- 6:02Speaker 3: His parents were not invited to the wedding because he said,
- 6:06Speaker 3: my parents did not approve of Kim. According to when
- 6:09Speaker 3: I interviewed her a few years ago, they have no
- 6:12Speaker 3: relationship with his parents. She then goes on to have
- 6:15Speaker 3: another baby who is, um, Kane, who's 10. And then, um,
- 6:22Speaker 3: And then they had the twin, boy-girl twins, who are nine.
- 6:26Speaker 3: And then, of course, she has Brielle, who's now 25,
- 6:28Speaker 3: and Ariana, who's 21. So then they get their own show,
- 6:35Speaker 3: and people really like watching, and she'd call them the
- 6:37Speaker 3: Littles and everything, and they're kind of fun. It went
- 6:40Speaker 3: on for many years, but it has been canceled. She
- 6:43Speaker 3: then started a podcast, and I remember she was going
- 6:46Speaker 3: to have a live show, and then that was canceled. Anyway,
- 6:48Speaker 3: she came to do my show, and I was very
- 6:50Speaker 3: excited to get the Juicy Scoop from from her about
- 6:53Speaker 3: her life. And she did reveal a lot that was
- 6:59Speaker 3: always confusing. One was that the girls, Brielle and Ariana,
- 7:06Speaker 3: never knew that they had two different dads. Brielle thought
- 7:11Speaker 3: her dad was the Ariana dad, and it wasn't. And somehow,
- 7:16Speaker 3: somebody revealed that either her parents or somebody once she
- 7:19Speaker 3: became a public figure, and that really pissed her off.
- 7:23Speaker 3: That was pretty juicy. I remember that. But one of
- 7:26Speaker 3: the things about it was to accommodate her because my
- 7:28Speaker 3: office here is in Woodland Hills and she was having
- 7:31Speaker 3: to come here for press or do her podcast here
- 7:34Speaker 3: or something. And then she was going to fly out
- 7:36Speaker 3: and we were DMing each other. And she's always really
- 7:39Speaker 3: sweet in correspondence with me and wanting to come on
- 7:41Speaker 3: the show. And now she had a podcast. So it
- 7:45Speaker 3: behooves people that have a podcast to come on the
- 7:47Speaker 3: best podcast, my Juicy Scoop. And I make everybody happy.
- 7:50Speaker 3: very likable when they come on my show. It's just
- 7:52Speaker 3: one of my gifts from God. If you hate them,
- 7:55Speaker 3: listen to my show because you'll probably find something that
- 7:56Speaker 3: you like about her. Anyway, so I said, let me
- 8:00Speaker 3: get a hotel room to do the show so that
- 8:04Speaker 3: you guys won't be late going back to the hotel.
- 8:07Speaker 3: I get the hotel room. I pay for the hotel
- 8:11Speaker 3: and I'm waiting for her. We set up the whole
- 8:13Speaker 3: thing with the cameras and the mics and everything. And
- 8:18Speaker 3: And I go, okay, you know, we're waiting at the hotel.
- 8:21Speaker 3: We're in room 929. She's like, oh, honey, I don't
- 8:25Speaker 3: do elevators. And I'm like, what? Don't you know? Like,
- 8:31Speaker 3: don't you know I'm terrified of elevators? Everyone knows that.
- 8:35Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck, I didn't know that. I mean, I just,
- 8:39Speaker 3: I mean, I obviously watch the shit out of the shows.
- 8:41Speaker 3: I don't remember the elevator thing. I'm like, well, you
- 8:44Speaker 3: have such a good body. I'm sure that you can
- 8:47Speaker 3: do elevators. Nine levels of stairs. And she's like, honey, no, no.
- 8:54Speaker 3: I'm like, what about Croy? Could you give me like
- 8:57Speaker 3: piggyback or something? You know, I'm like, no. So now
- 9:00Speaker 3: I'm like, oh shit. You know, I've already paid for
- 9:02Speaker 3: the hotel room and everything. I run downstairs to the
- 9:06Speaker 3: lobby person and I'm like, is there any place in
- 9:08Speaker 3: the restaurant or something that would be quiet enough that
- 9:10Speaker 3: we could do it? They put us in this weird
- 9:12Speaker 3: like conference room. We set it up. It's just like
- 9:14Speaker 3: all black. And they come. she doesn't drive either or something.
- 9:20Speaker 3: She gets, she gets, um, no, she needs Croy to drive.
- 9:24Speaker 3: She can't be in a, like an Uber where she'd
- 9:27Speaker 3: be in the back seat. Cause otherwise she gets, um,
- 9:30Speaker 3: motion sickness or whatever. So anytime they travel, Croy has
- 9:34Speaker 3: to rent a car instead of using a driver and
- 9:37Speaker 3: he has to drive her. So I'm like, God, this
- 9:40Speaker 3: guy is like the nicest guy. Right? So she comes
- 9:45Speaker 3: And she's very nice. And I think we have like
- 9:47Speaker 3: this great interview. And then Brielle shows up. And I
- 9:52Speaker 3: do think Brielle looked a lot different than what I'd
- 9:54Speaker 3: seen in her photos. And she just had her makeup done.
- 9:57Speaker 3: And it was like kind of a lot of makeup. Anyway,
- 9:59Speaker 3: they were heading back. to go to some party, something
- 10:01Speaker 3: they're getting, going back to Atlanta. Brielle was very nice
- 10:03Speaker 3: as well. I'm happy with the interview. My God, it
- 10:07Speaker 3: was a lot of effort. All great. This is like
- 10:11Speaker 3: before I did YouTube, but I would show clips and
- 10:14Speaker 3: things of the show. So We put up the episode
- 10:18Speaker 3: and we cut a small clip of us talking. There
- 10:22Speaker 3: was a camera like filming us, right? She writes me
- 10:27Speaker 3: such a mean note of like, how dare I throw
- 10:32Speaker 3: up a video of her without, there was no discussion
- 10:35Speaker 3: that we would film this. There was no like talking
- 10:38Speaker 3: about it. So unprofessional of you and everything. And her
- 10:42Speaker 3: person wrote me. So I immediately like take it down.
- 10:46Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I thought you looked beautiful,
- 10:49Speaker 3: but I totally get it. Like, you're not going to
- 10:50Speaker 3: approve it. You know, now I know to tell everybody
- 10:53Speaker 3: we film it for YouTube. Don't forget to subscribe to
- 10:56Speaker 3: my YouTube people. And, you know, now we do that.
- 11:00Speaker 3: Now people know and most people understand that even if
- 11:03Speaker 3: it's not being filmed on shows that they do, chances
- 11:06Speaker 3: are it's going to be on Instagram or something. So,
- 11:08Speaker 3: you know, be aware to look slightly cute. But she did.
- 11:10Speaker 3: She was like completely done up wig, the whole thing. Anyway,
- 11:15Speaker 3: I also remember that each wig cost $ 7, 000 when she
- 11:17Speaker 3: was with Big Papa and she would like throw them
- 11:20Speaker 3: away after a week. So while she was with Troy,
- 11:23Speaker 3: we saw in her Instagram, which is very popular, she
- 11:27Speaker 3: would brag about all her businesses. I have seven businesses.
- 11:30Speaker 3: I have multi-million dollar businesses. She had like this makeup
- 11:34Speaker 3: and skincare with her daughters, very much like let's do
- 11:39Speaker 3: a business with the daughters like the Kardashians did. And
- 11:42Speaker 3: I thought she was always really good at hawking her stuff.
- 11:46Speaker 3: I thought she'd explain it well. I thought she was
- 11:48Speaker 3: good at that. But we've heard in the last year
- 11:52Speaker 3: that they're foreclosing upon the house. And then she would
- 11:55Speaker 3: show the house and be like, hey, haters, this is
- 11:59Speaker 3: my house. It's not foreclosed upon. I am living in it.
- 12:03Speaker 3: And I will live here until I choose to not
- 12:07Speaker 3: live here anymore because I don't like it anymore. And
- 12:09Speaker 3: so I don't know what you're talking about. And then
- 12:11Speaker 3: It was very confusing, which is why I didn't cover
- 12:13Speaker 3: that it that much. Cause I'm like, Hey, you know,
- 12:16Speaker 3: is it the first mortgage? Is it the second mortgage?
- 12:18Speaker 3: Is it, you know, something that could be refinanced? Like
- 12:22Speaker 3: I didn't want to get involved in people's like finances
- 12:24Speaker 3: that much. And so what, but now that it's all
- 12:28Speaker 3: out there on TMZ and just getting divorced. So when
- 12:30Speaker 3: I heard that they had the financial issues, I was like,
- 12:34Speaker 3: this is what she should do. What would be really
- 12:36Speaker 3: interesting and raw is, Oh, also the girl's, Brielle and Ariana,
- 12:42Speaker 3: which she told me, oh, when we, when we interviewed
- 12:44Speaker 3: Ariana was a senior and she said, oh, see, she
- 12:47Speaker 3: wants to go to, um, she's very smart. She wants
- 12:49Speaker 3: to go to USC or UCLA. I don't know if
- 12:52Speaker 3: she went to college. I know that that Ariana and
- 12:55Speaker 3: Brianna were trying to Brielle, sorry, Ariana and Brielle were,
- 12:59Speaker 3: were coming out here and they were putting it out
- 13:01Speaker 3: that they were going to get their own reality show.
- 13:03Speaker 3: Maybe they did a pilot. A lot of things are
- 13:07Speaker 3: presentations where you just get with a production company and
- 13:10Speaker 3: They hire a couple of people to follow you around.
- 13:12Speaker 3: They put together a sizzle reel. You do a couple
- 13:14Speaker 3: of pitch meetings. I've done it before. And then they're like,
- 13:17Speaker 3: this is what the show would be. Ariana and Brielle
- 13:20Speaker 3: take West Hollywood and Kim comes to visit. And oh
- 13:23Speaker 3: my God, these funny things. I do think from what
- 13:27Speaker 3: I've heard from Bravo producers is it is interesting, but
- 13:33Speaker 3: oftentimes when people are on Bravo for a long time,
- 13:37Speaker 3: Other reality shows, like whether it's, you know, selling Sunset
- 13:42Speaker 3: or something or buying Beverly Hills, Netflix, TLC, whatever, they
- 13:49Speaker 3: often don't want the person that was one time best
- 13:53Speaker 3: known for being on Bravo in a long series. In
- 13:57Speaker 3: a one-off, yes. In a one-series competition show, Traders, Big Brother, yes,
- 14:04Speaker 3: those Bravo stars will absolutely work. But it's kind of
- 14:07Speaker 3: hard to get a whole nother show going if it's
- 14:10Speaker 3: not on Bravo and it's not like a direct spinoff.
- 14:13Speaker 3: That's what I've noticed as a viewer and when I've
- 14:15Speaker 3: talked to production people. So I don't think that was
- 14:20Speaker 3: going to go. They have all these financial situations and
- 14:24Speaker 3: I'm like, what they should do is they should show
- 14:26Speaker 3: a show of them truly downsizing. And this is before
- 14:30Speaker 3: either getting divorced. And I'm like, she's got to cook.
- 14:33Speaker 4: They.
- 14:35Speaker 3: have to learn how to fix things themselves. They can't
- 14:37Speaker 3: buy all the luxury items all the time. Also, I
- 14:41Speaker 3: think it's pretty well written about, maybe alleged, that she
- 14:45Speaker 3: enjoys gambling a lot. Well, that's a big problem too.
- 14:49Speaker 3: And I think when they had the RV show, it
- 14:51Speaker 3: was a lot about her going to the casinos, but
- 14:53Speaker 3: I think people have seen her and it's not necessarily
- 14:57Speaker 3: a secret. Hopefully that's not the case. Hopefully she doesn't
- 14:59Speaker 3: have a gambling problem because that's bad. But anyway, so
- 15:04Speaker 3: If we could see a show about them truly downsizing
- 15:08Speaker 3: from someone that for the last 20 years has been
- 15:11Speaker 3: all about labels and luxury and, you know, plastic surgery and,
- 15:17Speaker 3: you know, getting anything you want, having the hottest item.
- 15:21Speaker 3: Also seeing that maybe they're not getting invited to the
- 15:23Speaker 3: hot parties anymore. I always remember she somehow went to
- 15:28Speaker 3: a Post Malone concert and was backstage and like took
- 15:32Speaker 3: a photo with Post. And then like wrote this long
- 15:35Speaker 3: thing and was like, afterward, we played beer pong and
- 15:39Speaker 3: Posty won. He always wins. As if like she and
- 15:43Speaker 3: Post Malone, like there's no way I don't think that
- 15:47Speaker 3: they would have been hanging out for years. Like I
- 15:49Speaker 3: think it was like one. someone in Post's camp was like,
- 15:52Speaker 3: you know what? They're really nice. They're cool. And he's like, sure, whatever.
- 15:54Speaker 3: Have them be backstage. We all know Post Malone's like
- 15:56Speaker 3: the nicest guy on earth. So I'm sure he was
- 15:59Speaker 3: very pleasant. And did they play beer? Maybe. I don't know.
- 16:03Speaker 3: And so, but that was also the famous line that
- 16:06Speaker 3: she said where she wrote to John Legend and said,
- 16:09Speaker 3: who does Brielle have to blow to get tickets to
- 16:13Speaker 3: your show? And that also bled into a storyline of
- 16:16Speaker 3: Real Housewives of Atlanta. So, Getting back to now that
- 16:21Speaker 3: they're getting divorced. I'm not surprised they're getting divorced. I
- 16:27Speaker 3: think that they're, obviously, this would be a huge struggle
- 16:30Speaker 3: in anyone's marriage if you're in this financial straits. You're
- 16:34Speaker 3: going to be blaming each other for either overspending or
- 16:38Speaker 3: not handling the business or not letting me know that
- 16:41Speaker 3: we're about to go into foreclosure or it was your
- 16:43Speaker 3: job to pay the taxes or whatever. She can pull
- 16:47Speaker 3: a Teresa Giudice and be like, I had no idea
- 16:49Speaker 3: that was always Corey's thing. Now, Corey is only 37.
- 16:53Speaker 3: He was a professional football player, but hasn't played in many,
- 16:57Speaker 3: many years. He's been the, you know, very at home
- 17:01Speaker 3: parent along with her and doing the reality shows and
- 17:04Speaker 3: all their social media stuff. So I think he really
- 17:08Speaker 3: doesn't have a way of bringing in any real money
- 17:12Speaker 3: in the future to And I think that she likes
- 17:15Speaker 3: to find her things in life. And they probably have
- 17:18Speaker 3: been fighting because who wouldn't be when your life has
- 17:21Speaker 3: changed this dramatically. And so she's done. She's moved on.
- 17:26Speaker 3: This isn't, you know, her first long-term relationship. I don't
- 17:31Speaker 3: know if Big Papa's still around. He was a married guy.
- 17:35Speaker 3: People speculated who he was. But she's 44. She's very attractive.
- 17:40Speaker 3: She's got a good personality. I'm sure she can wheel
- 17:44Speaker 3: in another one just like Erika Jayne. I think go.
- 17:47Speaker 3: Go out there. Make it happen. I bet she will
- 17:50Speaker 3: have a better chance of getting a reality show now.
- 17:52Speaker 3: I think that's way more interesting to see Kim being single, dating,
- 17:58Speaker 3: financially struggling, having to readjust her taste to know that
- 18:04Speaker 3: this money isn't rolling in anymore. If I was a
- 18:08Speaker 3: production company, I honestly would, would want to do a
- 18:11Speaker 3: show with her because let's just see how real she
- 18:14Speaker 3: can get. And, but if she's not going to be
- 18:16Speaker 3: real and really share what happened and everything, then, then
- 18:20Speaker 3: I wouldn't want it. I don't need to see her,
- 18:22Speaker 3: you know, drinking her wine and a red solo cup
- 18:24Speaker 3: and smoking and talking how she's going to get em
- 18:27Speaker 3: sculpting every day. That's not, we are done with those storylines. Okay.
- 18:32Speaker 3: That is, That is so 2014. We do not care
- 18:36Speaker 3: about that anymore. We would rather see something like this.
- 18:39Speaker 3: So it is a family. Hopefully, you know, the parents,
- 18:45Speaker 3: they'll co-parent great and the kids will be okay. And
- 18:50Speaker 3: we'll see. But I mean, she loves being famous. I
- 18:53Speaker 3: highly doubt this is going to be the end that
- 18:55Speaker 3: we care of her. And if, you know, it sounds
- 18:58Speaker 3: like they're not going to be able to work it
- 18:59Speaker 3: out being that she filed So I think it is
- 19:02Speaker 3: probably done. And I'm guessing he is shocked. Does he
- 19:09Speaker 3: get back with his parents? What happens? And the only
- 19:11Speaker 3: other thing that would be super juicy that could really
- 19:16Speaker 3: make everybody love her and go, wow, I can't believe
- 19:19Speaker 3: you're going through this, is if Foy later on, much
- 19:24Speaker 3: like the Kardashians, pulls a Caitlyn Jenner. Just saying. You know,
- 19:29Speaker 3: something like that. That's what she was dealing with. Can
- 19:34Speaker 3: you blame her? You know. OK. I mean, we all
- 19:39Speaker 3: I mean, there was some interesting things when she got
- 19:42Speaker 3: his eyelashes dyed and things like that. So I'm not
- 19:46Speaker 3: saying just saying guys can dye their eyelashes. They can
- 19:49Speaker 3: paint their nails. it's all it's whatever you want people
- 19:54Speaker 3: the car is beautiful where did you end up going for.
- 19:57Speaker 2: It this exclusive place that dad has connections with they
- 20:01Speaker 2: have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
- 20:03Speaker 3: You have to put me in touch what's it called.
- 20:05Speaker 2: It's Dune ADL where Dune ADL? There's an accent on
- 20:11Speaker 2: the E.
- 20:13Speaker 3: Do you mean.
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- 20:25Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 20:28Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 20:31Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 20:35Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 20:38Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
- 20:41Speaker 4: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
- 20:44Speaker 4: filed against me. When your free will was about to
- 20:46Speaker 4: be taken from you, what would you do if it
- 20:48Speaker 4: was given back?
- 20:49Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 20:52Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved? He said,
- 20:55Speaker 5: I have a work dad. I need a home dad.
- 20:57Speaker 3: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
- 20:59Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 21:04Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
- 21:07Speaker 5: happens next.
- 21:08Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
- 21:10Speaker 3: every day was.
- 21:11Speaker 2: You're worth the work.
- 21:12Speaker 4: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 21:14Speaker 3: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 21:16Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 21:20Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 21:31Speaker 3: I had a very fun weekend. I was with Brandy
- 21:34Speaker 3: and Julie, Juicy Scoop, beloved regulars, and ran into Jax
- 21:40Speaker 3: at The Nest. This is in La Quinta, Palm Desert area.
- 21:46Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite places. I love going there.
- 21:48Speaker 3: It is old, young, and fun, and music, and just
- 21:52Speaker 3: people are happy. You can go for dinner. You can
- 21:55Speaker 3: go there late at night. Later at night, there's a
- 21:57Speaker 3: long line. It is so fun. Jax was there. And he,
- 22:01Speaker 3: Jackson Vanderpump, and, you know, I've known him for many years.
- 22:05Speaker 3: He's come on the show and he's coming back to Vanderpump.
- 22:10Speaker 3: He is doing great. People love the Peacock show that
- 22:14Speaker 3: he and Brittany do with a rewatch it. And hopefully
- 22:17Speaker 3: we made plans for him to come on this show.
- 22:20Speaker 3: And he looked great and smelled delicious and had a
- 22:25Speaker 3: very soft black t-shirt on. And both Brandy and I
- 22:31Speaker 3: were probably a little too handsy with him. So I
- 22:33Speaker 3: want to apologize to Jax and Brittany and their son, Cruz. Okay.
- 22:40Speaker 3: Speaking of Vanderpump. So Lisa Vanderpump, her restaurant, Pump, will
- 22:46Speaker 3: be closing. This is unfortunate. It's closing July 5th. It's
- 22:53Speaker 3: been open for 10 years. I'm actually surprised it's been
- 22:55Speaker 3: open that long because first there was Villa Blanca. in
- 22:59Speaker 3: Beverly Hills. That's been closed for three years and nothing
- 23:02Speaker 3: has replaced it. And they closed that restaurant because their
- 23:05Speaker 3: reason was the rent was getting too high. They also
- 23:07Speaker 3: had several public lawsuits of people that had worked there. And,
- 23:12Speaker 3: you know, I'm not even getting into those lawsuits, but
- 23:14Speaker 3: that's just like, that's the problem of, you know, having
- 23:18Speaker 3: restaurants and also you're a high profile person. You're a celebrity,
- 23:22Speaker 3: you know, people are probably bitter. They weren't on the show.
- 23:25Speaker 3: I don't know what the reasons were. I'm not going
- 23:27Speaker 3: to get into something I didn't study before the show.
- 23:29Speaker 3: But then she opened up Pump. I loved the menu
- 23:33Speaker 3: at Pump. I loved the drinks at Pump. But that
- 23:38Speaker 3: place now, she said her landlord has raised her yearly
- 23:42Speaker 3: rent up to a million dollars. That is, you know,
- 23:46Speaker 3: just too much for her, according to her, to run
- 23:49Speaker 3: this restaurant. Now, I got a little tip off about
- 23:52Speaker 3: this because I talked to her very good friend, Um,
- 23:56Speaker 3: Lance Bass, who's my good friend too, we went to
- 23:59Speaker 3: dinner and she was in their wedding. She'd marry them.
- 24:05Speaker 3: I can't remember if she married him or walked down
- 24:07Speaker 3: the aisle. But anyway, um, when Lance married Michael, I
- 24:10Speaker 3: went to that wedding and so she's a very good friend.
- 24:13Speaker 3: And I, we, we mentioned her and he said, you know,
- 24:17Speaker 3: the doing the restaurants in Las Vegas financially just makes
- 24:23Speaker 3: so much more sense. And unfortunately, that is the case
- 24:27Speaker 3: for California. Everything is so expensive here. And in Las Vegas, oh,
- 24:32Speaker 3: she was a bridesmaid. So what's great about Las Vegas
- 24:36Speaker 3: being Nevada and also the way it's set up, if
- 24:38Speaker 3: you've ever gone to her restaurant, she has one in
- 24:41Speaker 3: Paris and she has one in Caesars. I think it's
- 24:44Speaker 3: a great marketing move. It's in the middle of the casino.
- 24:48Speaker 3: You go in, you have one delicious cocktail and maybe
- 24:51Speaker 3: like some, they only have like four menu items, which
- 24:55Speaker 3: means they don't need a big hot kitchen. They don't
- 24:58Speaker 3: need a million people cooking there. And you get the,
- 25:00Speaker 3: you know, the goat ball, the goat cheese balls. And
- 25:02Speaker 3: maybe if you're like from Minnesota or something and you didn't,
- 25:05Speaker 3: never been to LA, this is like a fun thing
- 25:07Speaker 3: to do. You're staying at Caesars. Why wouldn't you go
- 25:08Speaker 3: in there and get a drink? So the turnover is
- 25:10Speaker 3: really high. They don't even take reservations because they're like,
- 25:13Speaker 3: we know a bunch of chicks are just coming to
- 25:15Speaker 3: get a photo. You got a $ 25 drink. You get
- 25:19Speaker 3: $ 20 goat cheese balls. And then you move on. So
- 25:24Speaker 3: it's like a very good financial move. And it's Nevada.
- 25:28Speaker 3: And she's still going to keep Sir. They still have
- 25:31Speaker 3: Tom Toms. And then she doesn't have a stake in
- 25:34Speaker 3: Schwartz and Sandy. So I think that is pretty... Interesting.
- 25:39Speaker 3: And yeah, it probably doesn't make sense. And also they're
- 25:42Speaker 3: like older. It's just probably getting a lot. Nobody even
- 25:44Speaker 3: works at the restaurants anymore to keep the show going.
- 25:47Speaker 3: But of course the show is hot as ever. And
- 25:50Speaker 3: Sandoval was performing with his karaoke band and people filmed it.
- 25:57Speaker 3: It was not a sold out show. It was tons
- 26:01Speaker 3: of empty seats. And he announced while he was singing
- 26:05Speaker 3: that it's been a month since he's had a drink.
- 26:08Speaker 3: He had lightning bolts on his blazer that lit up
- 26:12Speaker 3: like neon signs. That's significant because he and Raquel had
- 26:16Speaker 3: the lightning bolt necklaces. And in a preview of upcoming episodes,
- 26:22Speaker 3: we see Raquel with Charlie, who by the way, Charlie's
- 26:27Speaker 3: like barely been in this season. She was like new
- 26:29Speaker 3: last season, but whatever. And she is buying this lightning
- 26:33Speaker 3: bolt gold necklace and it's $ 750, which is very expensive
- 26:36Speaker 3: for Raquel. But she's like, you know, I got to
- 26:39Speaker 3: have it. And of course that's significant. So he's like
- 26:41Speaker 3: playing to the audience, like look at these lightning bolts.
- 26:44Speaker 3: And then he sings Stacy's mom. He changes it to
- 26:49Speaker 3: Schwartzy's mom because of course Tom Schwartz is his best friend.
- 26:51Speaker 3: And so he sings it like that. In there, he goes,
- 26:55Speaker 3: Raquel is not for me. He changes the words and says,
- 26:59Speaker 3: Raquel is not for me. Nobody knows where Raquel is.
- 27:02Speaker 3: Supposedly she's in a mental wellness place working on herself,
- 27:07Speaker 3: which we all agree she needs that. Again, my prediction
- 27:12Speaker 3: is they will not stay together. This will not continue.
- 27:15Speaker 3: The lust, the fun, it's all worn off. Tom Sandoval
- 27:20Speaker 3: will stay on the show with his restaurant and his
- 27:23Speaker 3: band and his friendship with Tom Schwartz and Raquel will
- 27:28Speaker 3: not return to the show. That is my prediction, but
- 27:31Speaker 3: I'm not always right. Sometimes I am and sometimes I'm not. Also,
- 27:35Speaker 3: Tom Schwartz, the other Tom, is in Australia right now.
- 27:38Speaker 3: He posted being there. He's doing a show that's already
- 27:41Speaker 3: being advertised called Stars on Mars. I know Natasha Leggero,
- 27:46Speaker 3: who's a comedian in front of mine, she's on it
- 27:48Speaker 3: as well. I don't think they go to Mars. I'm
- 27:51Speaker 3: guessing they don't, but I guess they maybe simulate what
- 27:53Speaker 3: life would be like on Mars. That I would do,
- 27:56Speaker 3: but I don't want to do, I actually never want
- 27:58Speaker 3: to go to space. I really, I'm terrified of it.
- 28:02Speaker 3: I'm terrified of being lost. I will never forget that
- 28:07Speaker 3: awful movie with, with Sandra Bullock. I can't remember. One
- 28:14Speaker 3: time Sandra Bullock was like lost in space and she
- 28:17Speaker 3: was like running out of air. Like I freak out
- 28:19Speaker 3: when my like charger goes, when my phone is like
- 28:21Speaker 3: down to 2%. Her like oxygen was out and she's
- 28:25Speaker 3: like floating around and she has to try to somehow
- 28:27Speaker 3: like get back to earth. And And then also there
- 28:31Speaker 3: was one, I don't know if she was with George Clooney. Anyway,
- 28:34Speaker 3: I never want to be lost in space and I
- 28:38Speaker 3: never want to go to space and I never want
- 28:39Speaker 3: to wear a space outfit. So don't invite me to
- 28:43Speaker 3: anything like that. I don't care. Just want to stay
- 28:46Speaker 3: on earth. Okay. Let's get to the coronation. You guys,
- 28:51Speaker 3: the coronation happened this weekend and princess Diana's Butler, who
- 28:56Speaker 3: just absolutely adores her says, that he believes if she
- 28:59Speaker 3: was alive today, she would have outshone everyone and she
- 29:02Speaker 3: would have been classy enough to also attend, which I
- 29:07Speaker 3: totally agree. Okay, let me get to all the stuff
- 29:10Speaker 3: about what happened. We know Meghan Markle stayed home. She,
- 29:15Speaker 3: and they somehow caught her on a, I'm going to
- 29:19Speaker 3: go back. I'm just going to go through. Somehow, miraculously,
- 29:22Speaker 3: there were paparazzi waiting on a trail in Santa Barbara
- 29:27Speaker 3: that she just happened to be on the day after
- 29:31Speaker 3: the coronation. So like, wow, what a coincidence, right? Um,
- 29:36Speaker 3: it's not like she called them or anything. So she
- 29:39Speaker 3: didn't go, which is fine. Um, and Harry went, but,
- 29:45Speaker 3: oh wait, but first this was the funniest thing. A,
- 29:48Speaker 3: a TikToker, I don't know how it even got started.
- 29:51Speaker 3: Conspiracy theory started that they thought that this man was
- 29:56Speaker 3: was her in disguise and that she was at the
- 29:59Speaker 3: coronation and they like put the faces together and it
- 30:02Speaker 3: did kind of like, kind of had like a similar,
- 30:05Speaker 3: like cute, kind of not huge nose. I couldn't, that
- 30:08Speaker 3: was hilarious. The guy since has spoken, it clearly wasn't
- 30:11Speaker 3: Meghan Markle because we saw her on the hike in, um,
- 30:14Speaker 3: Santa Barbara. But that was funny. As we know, Prince
- 30:18Speaker 3: Harry came and he was, um, let me see. He
- 30:23Speaker 3: was seen there, um, Do I have a picture of
- 30:26Speaker 3: Prince Harry? Okay, so here we go. Prince Harry. Now,
- 30:28Speaker 3: he didn't have a great seat because he was sitting
- 30:31Speaker 3: with the cousins, Beatrice and the other one, and their husbands,
- 30:37Speaker 3: Andrew's kids and Gregory's kids, because he was sitting with
- 30:40Speaker 3: the non-working royals. That's where you get seated. And also,
- 30:45Speaker 3: I mean, let's face it, you know, he hasn't been
- 30:47Speaker 3: really great to him this last year. He went there
- 30:50Speaker 3: and according to a.
- 30:55Speaker 3: According to a lip reader, they said that Prince Harry
- 31:00Speaker 3: allegedly told Princess Eugene's husband that he is fed up
- 31:04Speaker 3: with the way they treat me. It's not an ideal situation.
- 31:08Speaker 3: They don't care. Then Jack, the husband, said to him,
- 31:12Speaker 3: I haven't time for that. Not if it's over. I
- 31:15Speaker 3: don't know what that means. Then Harry said, it's an eventuality.
- 31:19Speaker 3: So lip readers didn't get it all right.
- 31:21Speaker 5: Who knows?
- 31:22Speaker 3: They also read Charles and Camilla. That was the other
- 31:25Speaker 3: thing that, that she wasn't queen consort. She's just queen,
- 31:29Speaker 3: full blown queen where, you know, side pieces and mistresses
- 31:33Speaker 3: everywhere unite. She is your leader. It all makes sense. And, um,
- 31:39Speaker 3: and they were saying, I can't see a thing with
- 31:41Speaker 3: this crown. I can't look up. He said, my crown
- 31:44Speaker 3: is so heavy, but if I can't see anything, I'm
- 31:46Speaker 3: afraid my crown will fall off because they both had
- 31:48Speaker 3: their crowns on. And, um, his hands are very pudgy.
- 31:53Speaker 3: It's really quite shocking. I don't know if he always
- 31:58Speaker 3: had those hands or if that like is some like
- 32:00Speaker 3: weird thing with age, but we did get glimpses of them,
- 32:03Speaker 3: even though he's tried very hard not to have them photographed.
- 32:06Speaker 3: And so it was, you know, it looked to be
- 32:11Speaker 3: like a fun thing. You know, there were, he had
- 32:13Speaker 3: different people there. He had like a rabbi, not just
- 32:17Speaker 3: a the Bishop of the English church. He had like
- 32:21Speaker 3: a few other religious leaders there. He had the gospel, um,
- 32:26Speaker 3: the gospel choir that sang for the Megan and Harry wedding.
- 32:30Speaker 3: He had them return. And so, you know, and then
- 32:35Speaker 3: princess Kate was there with her, you know, with her
- 32:39Speaker 3: kids and then her daughter and the little one, Louie, um,
- 32:44Speaker 3: what's the daughter's name again, Charlotte and the little one, um,
- 32:48Speaker 3: she was like his little keeper and everyone's like, Oh
- 32:51Speaker 3: my God, he's so, you know, amazing. Cause he's just
- 32:52Speaker 3: like doing like board faces and whatever, but he's like little,
- 32:56Speaker 3: but George, he had, he wasn't with them because he
- 33:00Speaker 3: has a special, he had a special thing that was
- 33:02Speaker 3: going on because he's also in line for the crown.
- 33:07Speaker 3: So yeah, maybe that's why Louie's doing the face. It's like,
- 33:11Speaker 3: he's like, Oh, I'm the spare. Um, so anyway, I mean,
- 33:16Speaker 3: Louie's probably never going to be king, but anyway, So
- 33:20Speaker 3: there he did make a toast at the after party.
- 33:23Speaker 3: King Charles made a toast to his grandson, Prince Archie's
- 33:26Speaker 3: fourth birthday. And he said something like to wherever he is. Well,
- 33:30Speaker 3: we know where he is. He's at the Santa Barbara,
- 33:33Speaker 3: you know, bouncy house having fun. And so that was
- 33:36Speaker 3: about it. Like there was a concert, Lionel Richie, Katy Perry.
- 33:41Speaker 4: And.
- 33:41Speaker 3: I mean, I really didn't I wasn't like glued to my.
- 33:46Speaker 3: what was happening with it. I mean, we knew it was,
- 33:48Speaker 3: and then Harry left right after, of course, he's not
- 33:51Speaker 3: going to hang around and have like tea sandwiches. Like
- 33:54Speaker 3: it's totally awkward, but I think it's great that he went.
- 33:58Speaker 3: And same thing with Megan. I, I said it before.
- 34:01Speaker 3: I'm like, I think she just was like, probably, probably
- 34:03Speaker 3: as a juicy scooper and was like, you know, I'm
- 34:05Speaker 3: going to take Heather's advice and I don't fuck with
- 34:08Speaker 3: anyone that doesn't find me wonderful. So I'm not going
- 34:10Speaker 3: to the coronation. I don't need this shit. I'm going
- 34:13Speaker 3: to call a paparazzi and they're going to see me
- 34:15Speaker 3: on a casual walk. with my friends. And so there
- 34:19Speaker 3: you go. And if you like that saying, you can
- 34:21Speaker 3: go to heatherbctollin.net and get all the merch along with whatever,
- 34:24Speaker 3: who cares, Juicy Scooper, I'm a Little Light. It's all
- 34:29Speaker 3: right there in tanks, t-shirts, sweatshirts, any size you wish.
- 34:33Speaker 3: So there you go with all the fun that was
- 34:37Speaker 3: involved with that. Oh, also someone, um, mowed a large
- 34:43Speaker 3: penis into the grass where the coronation was going to be. So,
- 34:46Speaker 3: you know, just some English humor. But, you know, there's
- 34:49Speaker 3: some people that are English that were like, I can't
- 34:51Speaker 3: believe the taxpayers have to pay for this. But most
- 34:54Speaker 3: people just were happy with the ceremony and liked it,
- 34:58Speaker 3: it seemed like. Okay. But what I thought was interesting,
- 35:03Speaker 3: because everything always comes back to reality TV, as you know,
- 35:08Speaker 3: in Real Housewives of New Jersey... We've got Teresa who
- 35:12Speaker 3: got some slack that at her wedding, she was not
- 35:16Speaker 3: inviting Melissa, her sister-in-law's parents or sister. Well, her dad
- 35:22Speaker 3: has passed, but her not inviting her mom or her
- 35:26Speaker 3: sisters to her wedding because she felt over the years
- 35:29Speaker 3: they weren't supportive and they like mean tweets and things
- 35:33Speaker 3: like that. And And Melissa was like, but things have
- 35:36Speaker 3: been also fine in the last five years. And then
- 35:39Speaker 3: Louie tried to invite her. I don't know what happened
- 35:40Speaker 3: if she goes to the wedding or not. Probably not.
- 35:43Speaker 3: We know that Melissa and Joe Gorga don't attend. But
- 35:48Speaker 3: at the coronation, I thought it was interesting that Kate,
- 35:52Speaker 3: Princess Kate Middleton, her sister, Pippa, got to go with
- 35:57Speaker 3: her husband. And so did Kate's mom, which is totally appropriate,
- 36:01Speaker 3: which I definitely would have thought. But also, I don't
- 36:05Speaker 3: think Pippa or Pippa's mom, whose mom to Kate, was
- 36:09Speaker 3: ever writing nasty tweets about King Charles. So I'm just saying,
- 36:14Speaker 3: you know, that makes more sense. Also, Real Housewives of
- 36:19Speaker 3: New Jersey, Louie's company is under investigation by this law firm.
- 36:24Speaker 3: I don't really know too much about this one, but
- 36:29Speaker 3: so he had this company in the last few years
- 36:33Speaker 3: called Digital Meeting Solutions. He told me that it went
- 36:37Speaker 3: public when his company went public, like that weekend is
- 36:41Speaker 3: the weekend that he met Teresa walking by his house.
- 36:44Speaker 3: And they, you know, were, he gave her his card
- 36:48Speaker 3: and was like, please call me. And she did. And
- 36:50Speaker 3: they've been together ever since. And that was their cute story.
- 36:53Speaker 3: But unfortunately, for some reason, this company is now under
- 36:58Speaker 3: investigation of possible violations of state law by this law firm,
- 37:02Speaker 3: Blancy Law. Prange and Murray LLP. So I don't really
- 37:06Speaker 3: understand what this means, but people are thinking it's Jen Shaw-ish. Also,
- 37:11Speaker 3: I don't know that he has a very big role
- 37:13Speaker 3: in it anymore. So I don't know if that will
- 37:17Speaker 3: even affect him that much, but people are concerned for
- 37:19Speaker 3: them that it will affect them in some way. Okay.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Now let me get to, ooh, okay. Tiger Woods. Let
- 37:29Speaker 3: me tell you about Tiger Woods. Remember the story. Tiger
- 37:32Speaker 3: Woods was living with this woman for many years. And
- 37:38Speaker 3: then he said, why don't you pack your bag and
- 37:42Speaker 3: meet me on a trip? And she got all excited.
- 37:45Speaker 3: And then his people were like, oh, we're waiting for
- 37:48Speaker 3: you now. And she got in a car and she took,
- 37:51Speaker 3: you know, like maybe told her to pack for like
- 37:54Speaker 3: two weeks. And then they drove her to an airport
- 37:57Speaker 3: and they said, bye, he broke up with you and
- 37:59Speaker 3: you're never allowed to come back at the house. She
- 38:02Speaker 3: is now suing for $ 30 million. At first, the lawsuit was,
- 38:07Speaker 3: she said, he promised me that even if we broke up,
- 38:11Speaker 3: I could live in this mansion for five years, no
- 38:15Speaker 3: matter what. And so based on how big the mansion
- 38:20Speaker 3: is and what it would rent for and this and that,
- 38:23Speaker 3: I'm suing for this amount of money. He's like, no,
- 38:26Speaker 3: we're broken up and I kind of tricked you this
- 38:28Speaker 3: way because I knew you'd never leave. Now she is
- 38:31Speaker 3: suing for sexual harassment. She's saying that she initially met
- 38:36Speaker 3: him because he hired her to work at one of
- 38:38Speaker 3: his restaurants. During the time that he hired her in
- 38:41Speaker 3: 2014 or whatever it was, she's now saying he sexually
- 38:46Speaker 3: harassed her on the job. Then in 2017, they started
- 38:50Speaker 3: a romantic relationship in which then he had her sign
- 38:52Speaker 3: an NDA. And she wants, her lawyers want the NDA
- 38:56Speaker 3: to not count because apparently there's some ruling that if
- 39:01Speaker 3: sexual harassment or sexual assault is involved, an NDA should
- 39:06Speaker 3: not be honored. And since now we are saying she
- 39:09Speaker 3: was sexually harassed because at one time she was an
- 39:11Speaker 3: employee of his, she should be able to say whatever
- 39:14Speaker 3: she wants and this NDA should not be held up
- 39:19Speaker 3: in court. Then she said, I then was living with
- 39:24Speaker 3: him and while I was living with him in a
- 39:27Speaker 3: romantic relationship, he was somehow still her boss somehow. And
- 39:33Speaker 3: he sexually harassed her then while they were living together.
- 39:37Speaker 3: And so therefore she's suing for that. Anyway, she wants
- 39:41Speaker 3: $ 30 million. And he said, She's just a jilted ex-girlfriend.
- 39:47Speaker 3: And then the attorney said that's exactly what powerful men
- 39:50Speaker 3: say about women that say they're being sexually harassed, is
- 39:53Speaker 3: that they're just a jilted ex-girlfriend. I mean, just I can't. Like,
- 40:02Speaker 3: you're so stupid, Tiger Woods, for getting involved with this chick.
- 40:06Speaker 3: And also, like, you know what? You're so stupid. forever
- 40:10Speaker 3: cheating on your beautiful wife. And you know what she got?
- 40:14Speaker 3: You slept with like 18 people from Rachel to like
- 40:20Speaker 3: a Denny's waitress. And you were like complete out of control.
- 40:25Speaker 3: And anyway, his wife went on to marry like another
- 40:30Speaker 3: billionaire and she's still gorgeous. So like she got the
- 40:32Speaker 3: last laugh, but like, oh, what a nightmare. I do
- 40:36Speaker 3: love seeing how much his little son is like him, though.
- 40:38Speaker 3: Little son acts just like him when he plays golf,
- 40:41Speaker 3: and that's pretty cute. But other than that, there's nothing
- 40:43Speaker 3: else cute about Tiger Woods. Okay. Kate Chastain had her
- 40:50Speaker 3: baby from below deck. He's a very cute little brunette boy,
- 40:54Speaker 3: and a lot of people thought he looked like Chef Ben,
- 41:00Speaker 3: who was... a big character on the show. And at
- 41:04Speaker 3: one time, I think they worked together and people were like,
- 41:07Speaker 3: could he be the father? And she made a response
- 41:10Speaker 3: and she said, no, the only thing that my son
- 41:15Speaker 3: has in common with any kind of chef is that
- 41:18Speaker 3: they get a little fussy when, you know, around food
- 41:21Speaker 3: or something like that. She was being funny. So blatantly
- 41:24Speaker 3: denying that that's the father. We don't know who the
- 41:26Speaker 3: father is and we may never, and that's not our business,
- 41:30Speaker 3: but he's very cute. Khloe Kardashian finally, after nine months,
- 41:34Speaker 3: revealed her son's name. It's Tatum Robert. Of course, we
- 41:38Speaker 3: know Robert is the name of her dad who passed,
- 41:41Speaker 3: Robert Kardashian, also her brother. And she wanted to stick
- 41:44Speaker 3: with the T theme. That's all we know. Everyone was
- 41:47Speaker 3: guessing what other name it would be. Would it be
- 41:50Speaker 3: her daughter's true? Would it be truth? Would it be truce?
- 41:55Speaker 3: Would it be who knows? Because Tristan is a T.
- 41:59Speaker 3: We haven't really seen his face, but he looks really
- 42:01Speaker 3: cute from the side. They were celebrating Psalm, who is
- 42:05Speaker 3: for Kim's son's fireman-themed birthday. And I guess there was
- 42:11Speaker 3: something that showed his name on it, like a gift
- 42:15Speaker 3: or something. And that was it. So I don't know
- 42:17Speaker 3: why they kept it a secret. I thought, yeah, I
- 42:22Speaker 3: guess I said because of the show coming out. Listen,
- 42:26Speaker 3: we talked about it. Now I'm reminding you that the
- 42:28Speaker 3: show came out. It was all a good plan. Good
- 42:30Speaker 3: for you. But both the kids look really cute. So
- 42:34Speaker 3: that's fine. More disturbing was that Kanye was seen wearing
- 42:38Speaker 3: a pair of Spanx. He was wearing some Spanx leggings.
- 42:44Speaker 3: A lot of people said it looked like Skims. Is
- 42:47Speaker 3: that a cheater brand? Well, Skims is a cheater brand
- 42:50Speaker 3: of Spanx. Spanx was the original. And now, yes. He
- 42:54Speaker 3: is having some fashion show today, Monday. You'll see him
- 42:58Speaker 3: to this Tuesday, but he's having some fashion show today.
- 43:00Speaker 3: We don't know if it's happened. I'm sure it's not
- 43:02Speaker 3: happened yet. And these spank Kanye Yeezy pants will be shown.
- 43:12Speaker 3: And so the new craze is if you're a man,
- 43:15Speaker 3: you're going to be wearing tight leggings. And I don't
- 43:22Speaker 3: know if he's going to make his girlfriend wear those
- 43:25Speaker 3: face masks anymore. I don't know what's happening, but you know, that's,
- 43:30Speaker 3: that's the look that's happening here. Real Housewives of Atlanta
- 43:35Speaker 3: premiered last night. And I just want to have a
- 43:37Speaker 3: few thoughts about it. If you don't watch it, I
- 43:39Speaker 3: just have some thoughts about it in general. Um, Candy
- 43:43Speaker 3: was the star of the show. As you know, she's
- 43:44Speaker 3: been married to Todd for a while and they have
- 43:48Speaker 3: two kids and right off the bat, Kenya comes in
- 43:52Speaker 3: and she says, You know, I've been working so much
- 43:56Speaker 3: and he's writing this movie and he wanted me to
- 43:59Speaker 3: help him or he wants me to produce his movie.
- 44:01Speaker 3: And I just don't know if I have the time
- 44:03Speaker 3: for it. And she kind of starts to cry about it.
- 44:06Speaker 3: He doesn't think I give him enough attention. And then
- 44:08Speaker 3: Kenya is like, you need to make time for your man.
- 44:12Speaker 3: Then they go home. And while she's feeding the kids takeout,
- 44:16Speaker 3: he's sitting there pretending to have a meeting on the
- 44:20Speaker 3: phone about his movie script. I just thought, you think
- 44:25Speaker 3: that the scene from Vanderpump Rules of Ken acting fake,
- 44:30Speaker 3: that Ken walking, scuffling in and say, I can't believe
- 44:35Speaker 3: that Scandival had Raquel in the hot tub when Ariana
- 44:40Speaker 3: was gone. All right. All righty then. Goodbye. Goodbye, Katie.
- 44:47Speaker 3: And then he left. And everyone's like, there's no way. That,
- 44:52Speaker 3: you know, even if it wasn't taped after the scandal broke,
- 44:56Speaker 3: some people think it taped after the scandal. I think
- 44:59Speaker 3: that definitely he was told to go do that. And
- 45:03Speaker 3: we know, like, there was just an article about Real
- 45:07Speaker 3: Housewives of Salt Lake City saying, oh, someone leaked to
- 45:10Speaker 3: Page Six. That while they're filming, Whitney and Lisa Barlow's
- 45:16Speaker 3: friendship and this whole long thing. And I'm like, now
- 45:19Speaker 3: they know that they need us to talk about the
- 45:21Speaker 3: upcoming season before it comes out to get us excited
- 45:24Speaker 3: about it. Because we heard that Leah from Ultimate Girls
- 45:29Speaker 3: Trip Thailand was throwing shit, elephant shit at her castmates
- 45:34Speaker 3: and then got kicked off the show. And... That wasn't
- 45:38Speaker 3: even true. She just got sick and was like barely
- 45:41Speaker 3: in it. And it was really boring. It was really boring.
- 45:44Speaker 3: So I think they need us to talk about it.
- 45:46Speaker 3: Like they need us to talk about how Brandi allegedly
- 45:48Speaker 3: sexually assaulted Caroline. And we're like, we all want to
- 45:52Speaker 3: watch that Real Housewives of Ultimate Girls trip now. Because
- 45:55Speaker 3: I'm like, I want to see what happened. But with this,
- 46:00Speaker 3: I just felt these girls are professional. Kenya and Candy,
- 46:04Speaker 3: they've done this a long time. And they're also entertainers.
- 46:07Speaker 3: you know, throughout media prior to the show. And I
- 46:10Speaker 3: think they're like, look, your storyline is that you and Todd,
- 46:13Speaker 3: which is probably true. He feels like I want to
- 46:16Speaker 3: get these things done. Also, let's talk about what I'm
- 46:19Speaker 3: having going on in the show. And you're not giving
- 46:21Speaker 3: enough attention. And they're like, the quicker that we can
- 46:23Speaker 3: get this out, the quicker I can be done and
- 46:27Speaker 3: I can take off my mic and you can move on.
- 46:29Speaker 3: And it just feels very much like that. But there's
- 46:32Speaker 3: a new girl who was like, she comes on and
- 46:36Speaker 3: she's real extra. And she's like, so I heard that
- 46:41Speaker 3: Candy said that I said that Candy and I were friends.
- 46:46Speaker 3: And I never said that. And she even looked at
- 46:49Speaker 3: my Instagram like, I thought you were worldwide. Why is
- 46:53Speaker 3: Candy looking at my Instagram? All right, you're Candy. They're like, hey,
- 46:58Speaker 3: do you know this girl, Courtney? She's going to be,
- 47:01Speaker 3: she's new. She's going to be on the cast. She is?
- 47:06Speaker 3: I don't know if I know her. But she looks
- 47:08Speaker 3: sort of familiar. That was the whole thing. So then
- 47:11Speaker 3: they go and have this party, which, by the way,
- 47:13Speaker 3: the new girl, Sanjay, I think is her name. She's
- 47:17Speaker 3: the former Olympian. She throws a party that she spent $ 100, 000 on.
- 47:22Speaker 3: And we know this is her own money. This is
- 47:25Speaker 3: not Bravo money. She spent $ 100, 000 on this beautiful party,
- 47:30Speaker 3: Harlem Nights themed party. So like 20 themed outfits, really
- 47:34Speaker 3: such a flattering party. And she's like, it's my husband's birthday.
- 47:40Speaker 3: I'm spending the $ 100, 000. Meanwhile, she has nine people living
- 47:43Speaker 3: in her house. Her parents, her sister, the sister's husband,
- 47:47Speaker 3: who's now her assistant, their two kids, her two kids.
- 47:52Speaker 3: Is that nine? I don't know. There's a couple more people.
- 47:54Speaker 3: And I'm like, you're spending $ 100, 000 on this party? But
- 47:57Speaker 3: then I thought, you know what? It might be worth
- 48:00Speaker 3: the investment. Because I remember someone also telling me from
- 48:03Speaker 3: the Bravo world that the The goal is to have
- 48:08Speaker 3: the opening party of the season. If you do that,
- 48:12Speaker 3: then right off the bat, you're kind of putting yourself
- 48:15Speaker 3: at the center. Usually a fight will happen at the party.
- 48:18Speaker 3: They'll constantly refer to the party. It was your party.
- 48:22Speaker 3: And I think the $ 100, 000 party for this girl actually
- 48:27Speaker 3: was wise to secure her a third season because you're
- 48:30Speaker 3: not going to really make any money until you get
- 48:32Speaker 3: to the third or the fourth season. So she convinced
- 48:35Speaker 3: the nine people in her house. We're going to have
- 48:37Speaker 3: some ramen for a while. We're going to spend $ 100, 000
- 48:39Speaker 3: on this party. And so there you go. So that's
- 48:42Speaker 3: where the action happened. The scenes getting up to the
- 48:46Speaker 3: party were a little dull, but you know, Atlanta never
- 48:50Speaker 3: disappoints and I'll be watching it. So there you go.
- 48:55Speaker 3: Kelly and Mark, live with Kelly and Mark is not live.
- 49:01Speaker 3: It's been revealed by fans that realized that they weren't
- 49:05Speaker 3: talking about anything topical except how often they had sex.
- 49:08Speaker 3: And it wasn't even the night before because they have
- 49:11Speaker 3: now revealed that they filmed multiple episodes two months in advance,
- 49:17Speaker 3: even though it's called Live with Kelly and Mark. I
- 49:20Speaker 3: honestly don't think that's that big of a deal they
- 49:23Speaker 3: probably wanted to ensure that they have a nice strong
- 49:27Speaker 3: launch and being that Mark is newer to the game
- 49:31Speaker 3: even though he's co-hosted a lot even though they've been
- 49:33Speaker 3: married for 25 years or whatever they And they're probably like, let's,
- 49:37Speaker 3: you know, be able to finesse it and put out
- 49:39Speaker 3: these better episodes. But if they think these were the
- 49:43Speaker 3: better episodes with her recording him snoring and talking about
- 49:48Speaker 3: how much sex they're having, I'm like, good luck with it. But, um,
- 49:52Speaker 3: so that happened. Okay. Oh, one of my predictions, not
- 49:57Speaker 3: totally correct. I will say I definitely thought Amber Heard
- 50:02Speaker 3: would bounce back and be you know, getting lots of
- 50:06Speaker 3: roles and things. They believe that she has quit Hollywood
- 50:10Speaker 3: and moved to Spain. Amber Heard, she sold her house
- 50:13Speaker 3: in Joshua Tree. She's been there. She's now officially moved there.
- 50:19Speaker 3: And she's pictured with her daughter having a wonderful time
- 50:22Speaker 3: in Spain. This is the daughter who is allegedly one
- 50:25Speaker 3: of Elon Musk's kids. So maybe money is not an issue.
- 50:30Speaker 3: And that's probably all secret if it is his kid
- 50:32Speaker 3: of how much she gets. but she's in no hurry
- 50:35Speaker 3: to get back to LA until the right role presents itself.
- 50:40Speaker 3: But she does have two films on the horizon. So
- 50:44Speaker 3: I don't know when she filmed those films, if they
- 50:46Speaker 3: were before the trial or after, but we'll see. I mean,
- 50:52Speaker 3: I think if you want to be considered for things,
- 50:54Speaker 3: you got to be around and at the top of
- 50:57Speaker 3: mind of people, maybe not in Spain, but maybe spending
- 51:01Speaker 3: a year or six months in Spain or something, I
- 51:04Speaker 3: think might be a wise choice. So Drew Barrymore, she
- 51:08Speaker 3: dropped out of the MTV Awards, which was last night.
- 51:12Speaker 3: A lot of people didn't go. In fact, they scraped
- 51:14Speaker 3: the whole red carpet. They went, she didn't attend. She
- 51:18Speaker 3: was supposed to host it. She pulled out three days
- 51:20Speaker 3: before to say, I'm not going to host it because
- 51:23Speaker 3: I want to be in solidarity with the Writers Guild.
- 51:28Speaker 3: And when she won her award, she thanked the writers.
- 51:31Speaker 3: She said, I'm so honored. But it's not just I.
- 51:35Speaker 3: There's no I in this acceptance speech. There's only we
- 51:39Speaker 3: and us. And special thanks to my three writers that
- 51:43Speaker 3: are so incredible. And actually, it was really cute. Of course,
- 51:47Speaker 3: it was done from her bathroom, keeping it real. Like,
- 51:50Speaker 3: you know you got the award. We're going to film it.
- 51:53Speaker 3: Just do it from your bathroom. Just do it from
- 51:55Speaker 3: your bathroom. Anyway, good for her. She's, you know, I
- 51:59Speaker 3: like that she's supporting the Writers Guild. I think it
- 52:01Speaker 3: was a great idea. Also, Lala stayed home from it.
- 52:05Speaker 3: And I think a lot of other people did too.
- 52:07Speaker 3: And I think it's important that there's some impact felt
- 52:12Speaker 3: by other people that are not writers to support writers
- 52:15Speaker 3: in our industry. So good for that. This was interesting.
- 52:20Speaker 3: The Oscars now have rules for movies to be considered.
- 52:26Speaker 3: So if you're putting together, a movie and you believe
- 52:30Speaker 3: it's Oscar worthy and that one day you're like, this
- 52:34Speaker 3: is an Oscar type script. This is wow. Um, you know,
- 52:39Speaker 3: it used to be that if you wanted to win
- 52:42Speaker 3: an Oscar and you're a woman, you had to play
- 52:45Speaker 3: a prostitute that always really helped or, um, you know,
- 52:51Speaker 3: or somebody that had some type of mental handicap. Well,
- 52:55Speaker 3: now they don't want you doing that. you know, and everything.
- 52:58Speaker 3: So how else are we going to get this Oscar?
- 53:02Speaker 3: And now they have done the rules, which are quite interesting.
- 53:06Speaker 3: So the 93rd annual Oscars. So they are doing, okay,
- 53:11Speaker 3: they're saying you have to have basically 30% of a
- 53:16Speaker 3: cast and in secondary and minor roles from two underrepresented
- 53:22Speaker 3: identity groups. or a main storyline or subject that centers
- 53:28Speaker 3: on underrepresented identity group, 30%. So at least one lead
- 53:35Speaker 3: or significant supporting actor. So it's very confusing. But basically,
- 53:44Speaker 3: Irish people are not an unrepresented group. However, I guess
- 53:52Speaker 3: a woman could be centered in an unrepresented group, but
- 53:56Speaker 3: not as an actress. Like maybe a woman in, like
- 54:02Speaker 3: maybe there's not that many women who are grips or
- 54:04Speaker 3: maybe there's not that many women that are like lighting people.
- 54:08Speaker 3: So then if you have a woman lighting person, then
- 54:10Speaker 3: she could count as that person. But you also need,
- 54:15Speaker 3: in your creative production team, at least two heads of
- 54:18Speaker 3: major departments, such as editing, director, makeup, hairstyling, costuming, or sound,
- 54:23Speaker 3: as well as many others, they need to be from
- 54:25Speaker 3: an unrepresented identity group. So additionally, a minimum of one
- 54:30Speaker 3: of these must be from a racial or ethnic group.
- 54:34Speaker 3: I mean, I just think this is, I mean, honestly,
- 54:40Speaker 3: I don't think it's going to be in the movies.
- 54:41Speaker 3: I just think it's going to be the end of
- 54:42Speaker 3: the Oscars because like this is, I don't think this
- 54:45Speaker 3: is right. I think this is like crazy. So like you're,
- 54:49Speaker 3: you're putting together a movie and like, you know, this
- 54:52Speaker 3: is your makeup artist that's worked with you on like
- 54:54Speaker 3: 50 films. And you're like, shit, she's a woman. And
- 54:57Speaker 3: a lot of makeup artists are women. So that doesn't count.
- 55:01Speaker 3: Am I just going to like force her to come
- 55:03Speaker 3: out as like, you know, gay or trans or something
- 55:08Speaker 3: just so that she'd work on my movie so that
- 55:10Speaker 3: it can be considered for the Oscar. Just fuck it.
- 55:11Speaker 3: You're just going to be like, forget it. I'm just
- 55:13Speaker 3: not that. I mean, It's hard. You want to do
- 55:15Speaker 3: the best movie and then you have to put these
- 55:17Speaker 3: little dots together to be like, wait, we do. They're sisters.
- 55:22Speaker 3: So they both do have to be white because they're
- 55:25Speaker 3: from like the movie is about these rich white people.
- 55:30Speaker 3: So these two people have to be white and they
- 55:32Speaker 3: have to look alike because they're playing sisters. And we
- 55:35Speaker 3: want the audience to believe that they're sisters. Okay. So,
- 55:40Speaker 3: all right. So, okay, now who else is in it? Okay, well,
- 55:44Speaker 3: one sister has a son. All right, let's make the
- 55:47Speaker 3: son a trans 11-year-old. Okay, done. But there was kind
- 55:52Speaker 3: of an interesting part about the son that he was
- 55:54Speaker 3: on this baseball team and, you know, this thing happened,
- 55:57Speaker 3: how he was similar to his dad. Too bad. Rewrite
- 56:00Speaker 3: that part. Okay, what else do we got? We have
- 56:02Speaker 3: a grandmother. Can the grandmother be Asian? Well, the grandmother
- 56:06Speaker 3: is supposed to be kind of this bitchy white woman,
- 56:08Speaker 3: and I wanted Jane Fonda for that. All right, let's
- 56:13Speaker 3: go back to the crew. All right, what do you got?
- 56:16Speaker 3: Can we switch out the male lighting director and take someone?
- 56:22Speaker 3: Can we fire him and then put someone as the
- 56:26Speaker 3: head of the department that's never been the head of
- 56:27Speaker 3: department of lighting that's not a white male? I mean,
- 56:32Speaker 3: it's just like, it's so stupid. And whatever, you know,
- 56:36Speaker 3: that's the end. That's the end of the Oscars, in
- 56:38Speaker 3: my opinion. We thought it was going to be people
- 56:41Speaker 3: not watching. No, this is it. Really, that is when
- 56:45Speaker 3: people should just be like, fuck it. I'm doing the
- 56:47Speaker 3: movie I want based on the stories I want to
- 56:49Speaker 3: tell that are believable. They always say, come to the movies, escape,
- 56:53Speaker 3: escape the reality. Well, if the reality doesn't make sense
- 56:57Speaker 3: because we've had to, it's not a real family because
- 57:00Speaker 3: the family is now 12 different diversities. And it's about
- 57:04Speaker 3: a rich white family. What? It could succession not be
- 57:06Speaker 3: a movie. Could succession not be a TV show? I
- 57:08Speaker 3: don't know. Like, it's just dumb and it takes you
- 57:11Speaker 3: out of the reality. And it's like, I'm so sick
- 57:14Speaker 3: of it. It's just like, whatever. Speaking of which I
- 57:17Speaker 3: had an article written about me and, um, the title
- 57:22Speaker 3: is Heather McDonald called too old, straight and white by agents.
- 57:25Speaker 3: And it was in daily mail and it's, and, um,
- 57:29Speaker 3: it was written and, It's based on an interview I said,
- 57:31Speaker 3: and yes, that is true. That was said to me.
- 57:33Speaker 3: And that is why I have a podcast today because
- 57:37Speaker 3: that was said to me and no one was calling
- 57:39Speaker 3: me or putting me on anything. And I said, I
- 57:42Speaker 3: guess it's time for a podcast because I am not
- 57:46Speaker 3: going to just identify as something else at this point.
- 57:49Speaker 3: I'm sorry to get a job. So sometimes you got
- 57:52Speaker 3: to make your own job. For Chris Brown and Usher,
- 57:56Speaker 3: they got in a big fight. And it was sad
- 58:00Speaker 3: because Usher and Chris Brown, they've been best friends for
- 58:03Speaker 3: so long. They've collaborated on stuff. And it was in
- 58:06Speaker 3: Las Vegas. And Usher threw it, threw the party for
- 58:10Speaker 3: Chris Brown at a roller skating rink. And then they
- 58:14Speaker 3: got in an altercation. The bummer news of this is
- 58:18Speaker 3: that the altercation did not happen while they were on
- 58:20Speaker 3: roller skates, which would have been amazing. Something happened where,
- 58:25Speaker 3: so it was Chris Brown's 44th birthday. And he told
- 58:29Speaker 3: the team, hey, I'm leaving. And then Usher followed him
- 58:32Speaker 3: out and his team out of the facility. And then
- 58:34Speaker 3: all of a sudden, Usher returned from the meeting and
- 58:40Speaker 3: with a couple other guys and Usher had a bloody nose.
- 58:43Speaker 3: And they're like, what the hell happened? So nobody saw,
- 58:46Speaker 3: there's no like iPhone of them scruffling or fighting. And
- 58:50Speaker 3: they've been friends for a year. They've collaborated and they
- 58:52Speaker 3: are not talking about it. So who knows who, or
- 58:56Speaker 3: maybe someone in the crew fought him or, But they're like,
- 59:00Speaker 3: let's just make the story go away and hopefully Heather
- 59:02Speaker 3: won't talk about it on Juicy Scoop. This girl did
- 59:05Speaker 3: a TikTok that went viral where she said, and she
- 59:09Speaker 3: showed up. a video of her son's first birthday. You know,
- 59:13Speaker 3: when people have a one-year-old's birthday, they have a cake
- 59:15Speaker 3: there and it has a candle and they go, happy birthday.
- 59:18Speaker 3: And they encourage their kid just to like smash up
- 59:20Speaker 3: the cake. And that's like a traditional thing. So the
- 59:23Speaker 3: little baby was being like pretty good about not smashing it.
- 59:28Speaker 3: And so then the husband took the cake and just
- 59:30Speaker 3: smashed it in the mom's face. And it's on video.
- 59:34Speaker 3: And so she talks about how she was so pissed
- 59:37Speaker 3: that she wanted to choke him. If this ever happens again,
- 59:39Speaker 3: this was such an important day that she dreamt of
- 59:42Speaker 3: it being this way. And then, of course, everybody gets
- 59:45Speaker 3: on it and they're like, leave him. He's a narcissist.
- 59:48Speaker 3: He's awful. He made the day about himself. He ruined it.
- 59:52Speaker 3: You should leave him. File for divorce like Kim Zolciak.
- 59:56Speaker 3: Get the fuck out. You'll never get this day back.
- 59:59Speaker 3: And then she had to do another video and was like, okay,
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: I'm happy I got a million views, but I think
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: I just don't want to stay married. I'm not ready
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: to move out. Sometimes guys and girls, sometimes jokes don't
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: work out. Sometimes they bomb. They bomb and you think
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: it's funny and you think she's going to like it.
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: You think everyone around is going to like it. He
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: may have not planned it. It happens. I think smashing
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: the cake in your bride's face, never not into it
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: at all. I think you can feed each other. I
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: think it's awful. You have a beautiful dress on. You
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: have your makeup professionally done. It's an awful tradition that
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: should go away. Nobody wants it unless you both discuss
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: it and you're like, we're doing the cake at the
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: end of the night. I'm going to have my third
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: outfit on. You're going to smash it. It's going to
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: be a great, you know, video. And then we're going
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: to jump in the pool after and like the party's
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: going to continue. And then we're going to get the
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: in and out bus and who cares? And then I
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: would put on my bride sweatsuit and I'm going to
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: take a shower anyway. But no, she had to leave
- 1:01:06Speaker 3: the party, wash her hair. And now everyone's telling her
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: she has to get a divorce. So think about what
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: you post. Meanwhile, this kid turned nine. And his mom
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: and dad, who are in Australia, they spent $ 50, 000 on
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: a yacht party for him. Here he is in the
- 1:01:26Speaker 3: jacuzzi on the yacht. They just went around the harbor
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: in Sydney. And it's $ 2, 800 an hour. And it's a
- 1:01:34Speaker 3: 122-foot super yacht. And he said he wanted a Hawaiian-themed party.
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: He wanted a buffet, a DJ, a tiki bar. He
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: had a two-tiered birthday cake with a little figure of
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: himself on top.
- 1:01:45Speaker 5: And.
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: Really a wonderful, wonderful time. And I just want to
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: say that, you know, you only turn nine once. It's
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: the last of the single digits. You'll never be a
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: single digit again. So you probably thought as a parent,
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: nine is like not a big deal. You probably thought
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: it was one or 21 or 18 or sweet 16
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: or quinceanera. No, it's nine. End of the single digits.
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: Throw your kid a yacht party. For Drake's ninth birthday,
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: along for every birthday until he was too old to
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: trick or treat, was a Halloween-themed party. His birthday was
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: the 29th. And from the moment I gave birth, I said,
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: this is going to make throwing him a birthday really
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: fucking easy. I'm not someone that throws like big, elaborate,
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: fancy parties and stuff. So every birthday, I invited the
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: class or whoever wanted to come to the house and
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: Theme is Halloween, come Halloween night. Okay, already decorated. The
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: neighborhood's already decorated. No need for a gift bag. Guess
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: what the gift bag is? The fucking candy they picked
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: up from everybody else. Genius. Then we would provide pizza
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: for the kids and the parents, along with to-go cups
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: of wine, and we would pull a little red wagon
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: of extra booze for the parents. Pretty great birthday. So
- 1:03:06Speaker 3: I'm just saying, his birthday is October 29th. If you
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: have a kid around that time, apparently I, I did
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: screw up though. He's still mad that I did not
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: have him on the actual Halloween. They said, do you
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: want to go home and have your baby probably a
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: couple of days? You'll probably have him on Halloween or
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: we can give you the medicine now and which you'll
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: have by five o'clock today on the 29th. And I'm like,
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: I'll have him on the 29th. So I don't have
- 1:03:31Speaker 3: like a little weird devil baby. And he probably wouldn't
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: want to have his birthday on Halloween to this day.
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: He said I fucked up. So before he was even born,
- 1:03:38Speaker 3: I have made the wrong decisions for his life, one
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: being the day he was born. So just also know that, moms,
- 1:03:45Speaker 3: that you will never get out of it. Jenny Craig,
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: they are reportedly shutting down all operations after four decades.
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: They are closing, I think, almost all of them, if
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: not all of them, the actual places that you would
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: go to get weighed in and go to meetings and
- 1:04:04Speaker 3: all of that. That's all gone. They're going to do
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: it on the internet and get, you know, you'll still
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: have like someone that you can, I guess, talk to
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: or like a coach or whatever, be weighed in. A
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: lot of people, I think, I agree. I think that
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: a couple of things, one is they don't want to
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: pay for the retail space, just like, you know, Lisa Vanderpump,
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: but obviously all these other weight loss drugs that are
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: really working out great for people is, you know, Once
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: someone gets that and they're like, well, this works, you know,
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: I don't need to go see this girl and be
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: weighed in front of everybody and eat their weird popcorn.
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: I'm just going to like take this shot and I
- 1:04:45Speaker 3: just will be less hungry and it's working and I've
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: never been happier. So I do think diet industry is
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: going to take a big hit. And this is probably
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: the first one of many. Kyle Richards was very into
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: cutout dresses. She has lost a lot of weight. A
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: lot of people say, tell us what it is, Kyle.
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: you know what? It's not a business what it is.
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: And maybe she is a petite girl. Maybe this is
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: the side she's meant to be. I think her face
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: looks still beautiful, but she did suck in her ribs
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: and someone took a photo of it and everyone's all
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: concerned because you could see her ribs. And then she said, oh,
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: I'm just sucking it in. Okay. Well, whatever. Then Isaiah Washington, he, um, he,
- 1:05:28Speaker 3: remember him, he was on the early seasons of Grey's Anatomy.
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: And he claims that Grey's Anatomy set was rampant with
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: drug use and swinger parties. He just tweeted a few
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: days ago.
- 1:05:40Speaker 5: Hmm.
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: I wonder if I should tweet about the rampant, the
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: rampant alcohol and drugs used amongst my fellow castmates and
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: producers of Grey's Anatomy and all the swinger parties that
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: took place. I remained clean for three years and declined
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: the after hours hot tub invites because I was, you know,
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: because I was just, whatever he said, I was not
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: into it. Um, Anyway, people aren't believing him. They're saying,
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: everyone just says, you know, you're like, you're just bitter
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: because you got fired. And you're probably like, Heather, why
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: did he get fired? Well, let me tell you a
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: Juicy Scoop history lesson. He allegedly was homophobic towards T.R. Knight,
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: who had come out as gay. And this was a
- 1:06:24Speaker 3: long time ago. This was like 15 years ago. So
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: it was a much bigger deal. And you know, the
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: season ended and they let him go or maybe they
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: let him go in between. Also, Katherine Heigl was the
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: star and she was T.R. Knight's best friend. The two
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: of them were best friends and she got fired and
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: she went on the red carpet ripping on the writing.
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: So Shonda was like, the writer of it was like, well,
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: screw you. And her head was getting real big because
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: she was, you know, getting all these dumb movies that
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: now you can watch while you get your hair blown
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: out at the dry bar. 27 Dresses. something, the other
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: one about like how a man thinks and I don't know,
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: all these, all these dumb shows. And whenever they're on,
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: it's like, you know what makes those movies so shitty?
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: It's like the background music of like, you know, like
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: when she's like trying to think of something and she's like,
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: and like, oh, they're so dumb. You know, that's who
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: should not, like those people you don't want to hire
- 1:07:25Speaker 3: for your Oscar team. Whoever did dumb music sound editing
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: on 2000 type movies that you watch at the dry bar.
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: Those sound editors do not hire. It is so corny.
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: I can't stand it. Anyway, she got let go from
- 1:07:44Speaker 3: Grey's Anatomy as well. So according to The Sun, allegedly
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: Simon and Schuster, who are huge publishers of books, they
- 1:07:53Speaker 3: publish both my books, My Inappropriate Life and You'll Never
- 1:07:56Speaker 3: Blue Ball in this Town Again, still available. Hope you
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: read them. Also did audio versions of both of them. Anyway,
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: they are supposedly doing Britney's tell-all book. And according to
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: The Sun, they have received two very strong-worded legal letters
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: from two A-listers. We're assuming they are her exes, Britney's exes,
- 1:08:22Speaker 3: that are like, we want to make sure anything that's
- 1:08:26Speaker 3: said about them, you know, it's not going to cause
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: us to sue you. So they're going to have to
- 1:08:31Speaker 3: really make sure. Now we know Justin Timberlake, he's an A-lister.
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: We know K-Fed is not an A-lister. We know Jason Alexander,
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: not from Seinfeld, but from the guy that she married
- 1:08:44Speaker 3: in Vegas and then who also broke into her house
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: or tried to when she was marrying Sam that day.
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: He's not an A-lister. But what I didn't realize and
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: was reminded from this article that she allegedly dated Criss Angel,
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: probably when she was working in Las Vegas, Fred Dirk.
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: Colin Farrell, which I didn't know about, Jared Leto. So
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: there might be some juicy stories that they're like, oh,
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: she cannot tell this about me or whatever. And the
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: book could be worth up to $ 15 million. I don't
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: know if that's all an upfront payment or what they
- 1:09:22Speaker 3: assume they'll make when everybody buys it. I mean, I
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: will definitely buy it. I want to know what the
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: hell is going on. Her Instagram is as weird as ever. And,
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: you know, is it green screen? Does Sam the husband
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: only do green screen? Is this really her? Is this AI?
- 1:09:41Speaker 3: I don't know. All I know is the dancing has
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: only gotten worse. And it is more and more like
- 1:09:48Speaker 3: when you're trying to get people to go to a
- 1:09:50Speaker 3: car wash and you have one of those blow up
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: people like that. That's her favorite move. It's really adequate.
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: Especially when she wore this like long sleeve white shirt.
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: She really, really looked like those people. Anyway, hopefully she's
- 1:10:05Speaker 3: finding a couple hours a day to like sit on
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: a couch and have somebody guide her, I'm assuming, or,
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: you know, talking to a mic or whatever. write it
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: or ask her questions and try to get it in
- 1:10:17Speaker 3: a cohesive story because I think it would be absolutely fascinating. But, um, yeah.
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: And you know, it is a lot with legal stuff.
- 1:10:26Speaker 3: I always said, said this about my books and I
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: think that people should know this is, so I wrote
- 1:10:32Speaker 3: in my books about my life and about certain people.
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: And if, if I knew that they were happy to
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: be talked about, I just like said their name, you know,
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: I didn't like, hide the fact of who they were
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: or anything like that. And then other people, like some
- 1:10:47Speaker 3: guy I dated 20 years ago, I just, as I'm
- 1:10:51Speaker 3: writing it, let's say his name was Bill, I just
- 1:10:53Speaker 3: called him Brad. Then when I was done writing the book,
- 1:10:57Speaker 3: the editor's like, okay, you know, this guy, Brad. I'm like, oh,
- 1:11:04Speaker 3: you mean really Bill? Yeah, Brad. Okay, if we're going
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: to change his name, we need to change a few
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: more things about him. Because what you said is not
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: that great. And we don't want this guy coming after you.
- 1:11:15Speaker 3: So we've got to make him not a B name.
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: So make him like Fred. He's a eye doctor. Let's
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: make him a foot doctor, a podiatrist. Okay. He lives
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: in Santa Monica. I go, what, you want him to
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: live in Manhattan Beach? That's too close. Let's not do
- 1:11:33Speaker 3: a beach community. Let's do Sherman Oaks. Okay. So that
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: I change all those things. And then people would come
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: up to me and they'd be like, oh my God,
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: the story about Fred had me dying. And I'm like,
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: who the fuck is Fred? Because I wrote it as Fred.
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: And the real person, Dave, is Bill. And so if
- 1:11:52Speaker 3: you're ever going to write a book about your life,
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: change those things right from the start, from your first draft,
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: so that you can be familiar with it. And then
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: you don't have to change it later. And I don't
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: know why. editors and people don't tell you that right
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: from the beginning of starting your book, but there is
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: some writing skill work. Your story will still be just
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: as funny and as great. And you'll be protected because
- 1:12:17Speaker 3: you changed, you know, like I said, more than just
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: the name. And then the juicy part of the story,
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: whatever it was, you had a micro penis or, you know,
- 1:12:26Speaker 3: he had too big of a penis or he had
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: no penis at all, or he got rid of his
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: penis later on life. Then it's okay. Cause there's no
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: way the guy can go come after you because you're like, No,
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: it wasn't you, Bill. It was Brad who then transitioned
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: into Fred. Okay, I don't know. So anyway, people, the
- 1:12:45Speaker 3: important news is, do you have your plans to come
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: to Vegas? It's going to be the funnest weekend ever.
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: It's going to be perfect weather. It's going to be
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: the best time. I will be there May 27th with
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: Chris Frangella, Justin Martindale, and Spencer Pratt. We are going
- 1:13:00Speaker 3: to be talking about the juiciest, funniest, unexpected stuff ever
- 1:13:05Speaker 3: at that show. I'm so excited. And of course, we'll
- 1:13:08Speaker 3: just be walking around in the wild too. So that's
- 1:13:11Speaker 3: going to be fun. You're going to walk up to us,
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: see us, take a photo. I'll be looking cute every
- 1:13:15Speaker 3: time I leave the hotel room. So go to heathermcdonald.net.
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: That's also where you get my merch. All the shows
- 1:13:22Speaker 3: are at heathermcdonald.net. San Diego, Napa, the East Coast, San Francisco, Sacramento.
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: All of those places are there. The Hamptons, Tempe. Oh,
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: Let me tell you, Tempe, just announcing, you guys, Tempe,
- 1:13:39Speaker 3: I will be at the Tempe Improv, the place where
- 1:13:42Speaker 3: I fell on my head and went viral. But I'm
- 1:13:45Speaker 3: telling you, my act will be much more eventful than that, even.
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: I'm excited. I'll be doing all new material that I've
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: been working on that I'm excited for you guys to hear.
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: You'll be the first to hear it. And I will
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: be at the Tempe Improv Friday, the 16th, and Saturday,
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: the 17th of June. June 16th, 17th. Tempe Improv. Get
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: your tickets. It will, like I said, the live shows
- 1:14:08Speaker 3: are the juiciest because I can really say anything and
- 1:14:10Speaker 3: do anything and you will be the only ones that
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: get to hear it. So go to heathermcdolland.net and have
- 1:14:18Speaker 3: a wonderful rest of your week. See you Thursday.
- 1:14:21Speaker 4: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
- 1:14:24Speaker 4: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
- 1:14:29Speaker 4: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
- 1:14:34Speaker 4: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
- 1:14:36Speaker 4: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
- 1:14:39Speaker 4: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
- 1:14:44Speaker 4: click and collect.
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: So easy.
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.