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61. "Am I The Roz?" PART TWO | Reacting to Disney Reddit Stories · Sisters, Sisters: A Mouselets Podcast

• M1: Welcome back to another episode of Sisters Sisters. M2: Welcome back. M1: We figured that this week it was time to bring back a fan favorite. M2: Am I the Roz, where we're breaking down if you're the bad guy, the blank blank, aka the Roz from Monsters Inc., in any like Disney scenario. M1: This time we've pulled submissions from some of you as well as, you know, we found some we found some on the internet. There's some good ones in there. M2: But first we're gonna talk a little bit about our upcoming trip. M1: All right, we decided that this week it was time that we sort of officially announce the two trips that we have through the end of the year. We've talked about this some in various places, but this is gonna kind of be like our official, our official announcement. So the first one is happening so soon. This is always a hard trip to announce. We take this same trip every year. It comes so soon after Halloween that it feels weird to talk about a Christmas trip until Halloween is over. But we leave for the trip on November 4th. So at this Point. It is it is time to announce it. We are going down for the first night of Jollywood. We have done the first night of Jollywood every year since it's opened, never on purpose. Don't want to necessarily go to the first night. Well, now it's sort of a tradition, but M2: No no, now I do. Now I have to. Yeah, now I have to. But by chance, just by absolute chance, we didn't even plan this trip around Jollywood. Obviously, we do love Jollywood. We're staying at the boardwalk, and it's me and Mouselit one, and then our brother, Mouse Let Three, and my partner, Mouse Let A. So a little bit of a different kind of group of four. Jollywood is probably the most adult event that Disney does. And so like bringing the Micklet would have been Just like would not have been fun for anyone. So M1: Yeah. I did seriously consider it because I really want Mouse Let Sea there. And obviously I would love to go to Disney with the Miklet again. But literally someone wouldn't be able to go to Jollywood. Like someone would have to stay home with him, which probably would have been Mouse Let Sea. And then it just kind of felt like it didn't really make sense for the trip. But I am sad. M2: It's just like late and loud no I mean, it just wouldn't be the right thing. But that trip's gonna be really, really fun. It is weird because it's like a Christmas trip. And I I'm like I will go straight back to fall after that trip, just to be clear. You may go to Christmas. I say I don't M1: I'll be at Christmas. Hang on. M2: is you gonna play the like Christmas bells? Which like how why do we still have this sound? All M1: This will be me. That will be me. M2: right, where's mine? Where's that ghost sound? We deleted it. M1: it was so quiet, you like could not even hear it literally. M2: Is this it? Nope. Wow, that was called Whispers of Dawn. I was thought that it could have been. anyway, I will be going back to fall. I last fall all the way through Thanksgiving, and that's when I do my personal transition. But I'm so excited. We have I'm bringing you one of your props so you can pack it, because there's no world in which I can pack all four of these for all four of us. You get ready. I literally I said, can't forget this. so I'll M1: No no no no. No, M2: bring you from mouse slip three, but I'm really excited about that trip. It's gonna be really fun. We'll get into some trip planning stuff in the coming weeks. But our second trip, our final trip of the year, I'm sick, is in December. We are going on a Disney cruise. We're going on the Disney Wish with our friend Taryn. We are staying at Saratoga Springs before the cruise, which is our home. We've been on M1: This is some This is gonna be our fourth cruise. Have we stayed at Saratoga the night before on every single one? Okay, M2: Yacht club. We said it yacht club for before the treasure. M1: but every time we've gone on the Wish, we have stayed at Saratoga Springs the night before. It is our home. I know exactly what to do. I know exactly where to go. Like I have the the the process M2: I know everything everything about it. I M1: of getting on a cruise from Saratoga Springs down. Hopefully we're in the grandstand section, as we always are. Like M2: Yep. I own Saratoga Springs before a cruise. This is our third time again on The Wish. The first time was just in April. The second time was a Halloween on the high seas cruise. This is a Maritime cruise. I assume that that means there's gonna be a Christmas tree and some decor up. and also M1: I have no idea what else this entails. Truly, it only just occurred to me that this was must be a Christmas cruise. I actually don't even know. M2: Well, we did go on a cruise, so our treasure cruise was a media sailing, but it was in December. So it like almost could have been Christmassy, but Castaway Key was decorated for Christmas. M1: yeah. I wrote in the spreadsheet, didn't we see Christmas decorations at Castaweek Key before? Why? Dot dot dot. Because I was like, we haven't been on a Maritime cruise. But yeah, that's why. So I M2: Yes. M1: know it'll be decorated. I am very excited for that actually, because I think it's gonna be a fun way to differentiate the cruise. Because again, we have been on the Wish a couple times now. This will be our third time, which isn't even that many times, I understand, but like M2: What's not? M1: it's not that many times. But like we've just been on we've been on this exact M2: But if I was on the tr M1: shaling. the treasure. I wish I was on the treasure. M2: Yeah, no. We are like this M1: Okay. M2: is we're like literally putting a s and Taryn is gonna bring a whole new life to it. There's a couple of things that we will do differently, and we'll get into the more wish planning stuff later as well. But just just just to give you a little preview, I won't be watching any of the shows. If the Moana show is there, sure. But there's three shows. One of them is like a cute little Disney show. I wouldn't be against seeing that one again, but it's not a must. One of them is the Little Mermaid Show and The performers were fantastic, but the show itself, I'm gonna do it. I hated that show. I despise M1: The the setup of it is very odd. It's like a weird, like kind of storyteller vibe setup. M2: so boring. It was the most boring. It was like it was yeah, it's just like the nightmare before M1: And on M2: Christmas show at Jollywood. M1: unfortunately, we have sort of we've never seen the third show, which is the Aladdin show, because we've always been so M2: No, I think it's beating the beast. M1: is it Beauty and the Beast? Yeah, it's Beauty and the Beast. It's M2: I think it is. I can yeah. M1: is it? Take a peek. It's one of those. It's one of the movies that Disney really kind of okay. It's one of the movies M2: It's allotted. M1: that Disney really kind of, you know, throws in your face and I think we always get so burned that we're like, no more shows. Mouse let's see Mouselet. Three, sorry, went to see Aladdin alone when we went on The Wish as a Family. And he loved it. He was like, it's like their big, you know, spectacular show. Like you should really see it. So maybe, maybe that one. But I am emplo Ugh, M2: I think that's a pirate night too. I'm not watching that. M1: I'm over Pirate Night. Speaking of things that I want to do differently. I just don't like pirates that much. M2: Okay. M1: I don't like pirates and it's like a rock music theme. And I don't like rock music. But I'm imploring Mouslit 2, guys. Mouselit 2 M2: No, I can't. M1: never. Does the nighttime activities with me, which are so fun? And some of the things that like change the most. No, you need to do it. M2: But my favorite my favorite thing about the wish specifically the wish is that I come out a happier, healthier me because I wake up. This is I have the quintessential Disney cruise routine. I wake up, I say, I put on a green outfit specifically that I bring. Yep. M1: Green, always that always that freaking lime green outfit. Always. M2: I go to the gym. I have an amazing workout. I go outside, I stretch, I walk around, I go up and have breakfast, which includes a stewed tomato, half of a bagel with cream cheese, some asparagus and pog juice. Okay. And I'm just like that I will not break that routine. I also, again, I'm addicted to productivity. We talk about this a lot on sitting on the ground talking on the Patreon segment. We actually had a thirty minute long Patreon segment this morning. And by this morning, I mean twenty minutes ago at eight PM. M1: We did. It's eight PM. It's eight forty nine PM. Yeah. M2: anyway, okay, we need to we need to wrap up this 'cause we have a lot to talk about, but I will not be doing nighttime activities. the last thing, no NASA. Yeah, I don't need to do NASA again. We did it with Mama and Papa Mousel, that was sufficient. So M1: I don't think we'll get off the ship. Obviously we will at Castaway and I realized this might be my last time going to the adult side for a while because when the Micklet's there, I can't go. M2: It won't 'cause the Mickli but he'll definitely go into the little kids club thing. M1: Maybe. M2: Especially when he's like old like three or four. M1: I guess, but still is three or four years away. Anyways, M2: I think he would like it. M1: lots more to come, but for now we have to get into some news. M2: Lee is coming back. Just kidding. No, it actually is a piece of news, but not something we're gonna talk about. M1: That is a piece of news. M2: okay, C News. We've been kind of tracking the Society of Explorers and Adventures news for a while. If you missed it, we have an entire podcast episode all about the Society of Explorers and Adventures. I implore you to go listen to it. It's very interesting. But we finally got the answer to the riddle of who stole the missing artifact. And it was ba-da-da drumroll Hazel Hightower. M1: There is so much backstory because the Hightower family was already a part of C. Hazel Hightower is the son or is the daughter of Harrison Hightower. And there's a lot of lore about how she created a time machine. She's kind of like in between a hero and a villain because she's sort of trying to like avenge things that happened to her father and join C, whatever. But something related to the parks that I think is so cool, and Disneyland gets everything cool, and we don't, is that this was in the Disney Parks blog. That's right. The glorious Rainbow Ridge Jewel, aka the artifact that this whole thing has been about, is viewable in full vibrant glory at the ticket booth outside of Pioneer Mercantile and Frontierland at Disneyland Park. Beginning today, this was like a yesterday, the 20th, I think, for a limited time, guests with admission to Disneyland Park can witness this rare artifact and ask a cast member at Pioneer Mercantile to receive a complimentary commemorative ticket from Hazel Hightower herself as a token of her congratulations for your incredible detective work. I just think that's so cool that they have like a little exhibit. Hazel High Tower got an ore in this in a restaurant where they have ores. one of the pictures at Pioneer Mercantile in the ticket booth changed and now shows Hazel Hightower because of the whole time travel thing. It just is like such a cool layer. And I'm very jealous that we do not get to go see it or get the ticket ourselves. M2: Same. It is Disneyland always and just like of course Disneyland is the one that would would get that. M1: I know. I'll be sending Taryn on a quest to get me one of the tickets. I would like one. M2: Yeah, same. Same. Okay, you can take the next one. I'm excited about it, but M1: Okay, this next one there's a couple new animals. The first one is in the new Australia section at Animal Kingdom. It is an albino baby wallaby. So it's very rare, apparently. I believe its name is Quartz because it's white. So that's really cute. And then somewhere Disney posted a video of a new manatee coming into Epcot. They showed the manatee like literally being like helicopter put down on the roof in like a, you know. being held because like I guess how else would you ever get a manatee in there? but yeah, there's a new manatee. So that's cool. We love the manatees. M2: True. I'm excited about that. I'm we do love the manatees. the last piece of news, smaller but very exciting, why Lulu, which is the new restaurant at the Polynesian Island Tower, now has mobile order for breakfast, which is great because it was very confusing of how to even mobile order. And sometimes we say, like, we know the ins and outs of Disney. And if we don't know how to mobile order, like how is someone going there for the first time or how to order in general? You would like go up M1: Yeah, it was M2: to a bartender anyway, so I'm very I'm very excited about that. So M1: Yeah, it was very confusing and very slow before. So this is like a great win. But now on to our main topic. M2: Get into the main segment. Am I the Roz? If you're new here, Am I the Roz is a segment, a spin-off of a Reddit thing called Am I the Blank? And we do Am I the Roz, Roz from Monsters Inc. to say, like, Am I the bad guy in this situation? We each have three. I actually have six, but I'll cut it down to three situations where we want we'll weigh in, we want you to weigh in. Is this person the Roz? Do you want to start or do you want me to start? Okay. M1: My first one. It says this every single year, me and my two sisters take a girls' trip to a random location. This year was finally my turn to plan a trip, so I decided to book a trip to Disney World for 10 days. My sister was my sisters were very excited about this trip, and so was I. But the booking process took a while, plus it was pretty costly. Well, we're leaving in a week, and I've created a set of rules for the trip. For example, no sleeping in past 8 a.m., rope dropping. We're sneakers only due to a lot of walking, etc. I sent my sisters this list today so they could know what to expect. They didn't take it too well and said that I'm being very over dramatic and that this wasn't needed. I told them that this was definitely needed to get the best experience out of Disney World. We got into an argument over it, and now they are saying they no longer want to go on the trip. I thought that making this list of rules would make things easier for everyone and make it a more enjoyable time, but maybe I was being a bit dramatic. Am I the Roz? Thoughts? Initial thoughts. M2: You are the Roz. Not because you made these rules, but because you're trying to enforce something on like their trip too. Like wearing sneakers only. Okay, if that's based on the fact that you know that your sisters are gonna wear flip flops, fit flops, sandals, whatever it is. And did I write did I write this submission and complain? M1: Yeah. M2: It's like that's one thing. No sleeping past eight. It's things that you want, but they can do whatever they want. If they want to sleep in. I think the balance is that you should be able to do what you want. And if they're not allowing that, then they're the Raws. M1: Yeah, I think you're this person's biggest issue is calling them rules. Like you M2: Yeah. M1: can have suggestions. You can say, I've seen online that if we rope drop, the crowds will be a lot lower. Or like, I remember last time I was here, I was walking 20,000 steps a day. Make sure you wear good walking shoes, stuff like that. But literal rules, like if you sent me a list of rules and said wear sneakers only, well, first of all, I would say, Okay, crazy. And I wouldn't do it. You know, like M2: No. Yeah, like M1: it's I think it is a little bit weird that the adult sisters say they like no longer want to go on the trip. Like, I don't know. It's like it's it really are these rules that serious? Again, just pack whatever shoes you want. But ultimately, this person's the M2: But I do think it's like it M1: Ross. M2: yeah, it's nice that you did the research, but like you are wrong in this situation. I think they just need to tell you to chill out and you need to take that and hear that and do it. M1: However, I do think relating this to us, this is definitely like, again, as Maslatou said, did she write this submission? It's definitely, M2: Did I M1: you know, something I feel like probably every family experiences, where people M2: Yeah. M1: want to do different things, have different priorities. And I think the most important thing, which is hard for me, is just letting people go and do what they want. I actually was thinking about our family trip at the Micklet that we're planning for next year, which we're definitely going to talk about a ton. But by that point, he'll be well over a year. he'll probably be walking. Like he'll definitely be more much more than last time, more of like a person who wants to do certain things or needs to do certain things. And it's gonna have to be like, okay, we're gonna go back. Like people can feel free to stay, even though that is hard for me. But I think that's like the key to a Disney trip is it's like, it's okay if if she wants to wear flip-flops, then that means she needs to go back to the resort early. She needs to go sit down. Okay. M2: And that's what I say. Like, do what you want, I'll I'll do what I want. And yes, I do think you will come to terms with that. Okay. M1: Maybe, maybe. M2: this one is I'm I'm really intrigued by what you think about this one. It's universal, but I feel like it's very adjacent. Am I the Roz for leaving my husband sitting in the hotel while I took our toddler to explore Universal alone? I need help on this. My husband insists I was being completely selfish on our family vacation. Last spring, we planned a trip to Universal with our two-year-old daughter. My husband really isn't a theme park person, but he agreed to come along because his parents and his siblings were also flying down for a big family trip. On our first park morning, we rope dropped Islands of Adventure. It was barely 10 30 AM, but already the Florida humidity had kicked in. After we rode Cat and Hat together as a family, my husband completely shut down. He announced he was dripping in sweat, he hated the crowds, and he refused to stand outside for a second longer. He insisted that we all go back to the hotel and said that my daughter and I are gonna stay with him, his family can stay in the park and finish their afternoon rides. I told him he was out of his mind. We had spent thousands on park tickets, my child was in a great mood, and the rest of the family was having fun. I said, by all means, if you want to sit in the AC, go for it, but I'm not staying here. So I took our daughter into the parks by himself, met up with his sister and parents, and we spent the next four hours doing Seuss Landing, doing different shows and eating lunch. When we finally circled back to him at three o'clock, he was furious. He said I abandoned him, made him look like a bad father in front of his family, and that a family vacation means sticking together regardless of the weather. Am I the Roz for ditching my miserable husband in the AC so my toddler and I could actually have fun? M1: Your husband is the Roz. Your husband is absolutely the Roz. And your husband being like, You're making me look like a bad father. Perhaps you were a bad father. Like, M2: Say you're M1: again, as we just said in the other one, people should get to do what they want to do. But in this situation, you're an adult. You planned a trip to Florida. Okay, Florida's hot. Like, this is not like a humongous surprise. And you're there with your your family and your child. Like M2: And your wife. M1: And your wife, yeah. But this should be a moment when like it's actually really kind of maybe not about you and you being hot. I think number one, you can deal with being hot. But it's not about you. It's about like the family trip and your child. And that should be your priority. If there was something like truly, truly, truly wrong, then like I'm thinking if Mouse C for some reason was ever just he would never ever, ever do this in one million years. If anything like I would be like, I'm too hot, he would never do this. But He would be like, M2: He was like sick. M1: Yeah, it it would have to be he was sick and he would be like, my God, I I just can't. But like I want you guys like have fun, do whatever you want, like text me if you want me to like, you know, get you food. Like I'll I'll have food waiting here, like anything you need, like just tell me how I can help. And it would of course be like, my God, of course I understand, like head back to the room. The way that this M2: I mean, that's like extreme of Mouselet C to be if he was offering to do that. like Mouselette A kind of did this at Disneyland M1: Yeah. M2: Paris. She was coming off of being super sick. She took a nap for like two hours and I said, Enjoy your nap. And we had an amazing morning in Fantasyland. And like that was fine. But in this case, he's not sick. He's hot and like overstimulated. And like I I will say Universal like M1: You did one ride, you did one ride. M2: is over like the crowds are crazy and it is overstimulating. But I feel like I would give this guy more credit if he was like. I really, really, really, really want to ride Velocicoaster with my family. You are watching the I you watch the kid and we'll ride or swap or however it works at Universal. I give him a little more credit there that he's like, we're gonna separate because this is a must for me. Or maybe, and maybe she doesn't want to do it. You guys go play in Seuss Landing, I'll be on Velocicoaster. But it's like to go sit inside your hotel room. It's like, what are you doing? And just like scrolling on your phone. It's like you brought, why did you come here? It's very immature. M1: It's very immature. Yeah. M2: Your husband is the Roz, probably more than like in life potentially as well. M1: Yeah, you should sort of take a look at your husband. We don't know this person, to be clear. This is an online. This is yeah, this is an online submission. M2: This is from Reddit. But M1: All right. My next one I think is very interesting. I'm curious what you think. My partner and I have been together for three years, and recently she came across an advertisement for a Disney princess role at Disneyland Paris. On a whim, she decided to sub to apply. And to her surprise, she received an email inviting her to audition. I'll admit that I had mixed feelings about it, mostly because we live in Australia, and pursuing this opportunity could mean her moving to the other side of the world. I was worried about what that would mean for our relationship and how we would manage being so far apart, especially since moving to Paris isn't something that would make sense for my own career or circumstances. Before this, she'd never really mentioned that becoming a Disney princess was something she seriously wanted to pursue. We'd occasionally joke about it when we saw Disney princesses on Facebook, but I hadn't realized it was something she might genuinely want to do. In the weeks leading up to the audition, I struggled with how I felt about the possibility of her moving overseas. I was also concerned about the pressure that comes with performing and being in the public eye, and whether the experience might affect her confidence or self-esteem. I realized those concerns might have been premature, especially since she hadn't even auditioned yet, but they were part of what was going through my mind. The night before the audition, she was getting nervous and second-guessing herself. I tried to reassure her and told her that I would support her regardless of what she decided, but at the same time, I was honest about the fact that I was worried about what accepting the role could mean for our relationship, and I wasn't sure how we'd navigate things if she got the job. The next morning, she decided not to go to the audition. She hasn't explicitly said that my concerns influenced her decision, but I get the feeling that she resents me for it, and I worry she may feel like she gave up an opportunity because of my feelings. I don't think I was wrong to be honest about my concerns, because of the possibility of a long distance relationship just genuinely frightening to me. I also didn't want her to feel pressured into an experience she wasn't sure about. However, looking back, I'm questioning whether I shared my feelings in a way that unintentionally discouraged her from pursuing something she might have really wanted. I never wanted to make the decision for her, and I always intended to support her, even if the outcome wasn't what I would have chosen for myself. Am I the Roz? M2: Okay, I was like I flip flopped a lot during that. I think the part that I really don't like is one of the last sentences you said. I also didn't want her to feel pressured into an experience she wasn't sure about. I'm like, all right, I don't think that that was your intent. I think it's odd that they wouldn't discuss this at all. I think she's the rise for not discussing it, but I don't think that she's the rise for wanting to do it. And I think like it's something that if it's something she's Dreamed about or something she wants to do. There should have been a discussion. But I think, yeah, if it's a six-month contract, maybe it is something that you guys do. And like if Mouse Leday was like, I have a six-month opportunity to go to London and do this great thing for work, I'd be like, do it. And I'll visit you and you come back. And like, if it's something you always wanted to do, do it. If it's short term, you know? So I feel like I don't think anyone is the Roz. I guess I think she's the Roz for not communicating that she was applying. But then I do sort of think. I guess it's neutral, otherwise no one's the Roz. What are your thoughts? M1: Yeah, I think that this person writing this seemed very sort of taken aback by the fact that she wanted to be a Disney princess. Like, you know, he'd never heard of that before, or he heard her say that before. When I think maybe, I mean, I could see if you sort of in the back of your mind are like, my gosh, it'd be cool to be a Disney princess, maybe you'd say that. But I think maybe actually putting yourself out there and saying that's something you really want to do might feel a little you know, awkward or something, like M2: Yeah. M1: maybe it's a hard job to get. Like maybe you would never even get it. So maybe she was had always sort of had this little dream and then applied and then was like, my God, wait, like this actually could be a real thing. Like I never even thought that that could happen. So I'm kind of like, but obviously you need to have discussions about your future and stuff. M2: Yeah. M1: Here's the thing. This was actually written in a way that I think made the guy. This is not the original writing of this. I think the way that the guy, M2: You rewrote it? M1: yeah, I think the way the guy originally wrote it made him M2: Ha ha. M1: seem like the Roz simply because the way that he wrote was very rude. But like at the heart of the story, I was like, I'm not actually sure that he is. Maybe he was because he's rude, but like at the heart M2: Interesting. M1: of the story, I was like, I don't actually know that he is, but it's just the way that he wrote it was like so off putting that I rewrote it and I wanted to see her take seeing it with like a clean lens because I had been tainted by him. M2: You know, it's funny 'cause that s I wonder if he kept that sentence in and I felt like that sentence was toxic. So M1: Well, the the the way he wrote it actually was more toxic than this. But yeah, I guess perhaps no one is the Roz, and it's just sort of like a tough situation. Cause it's he should be honest with her about how he feels. Although M2: Yeah. M1: I think and I don't know, like the part where he was talking about like I'm worried about maybe it's gonna like affect her self esteem and stuff. Like I get that, but I think that's for her to decide. Like I don't think you need Yeah. M2: And I'm right. I th I'm like I think he's looking for excuses. I think at the end of the day, like it's a discussion. But also if you've been together three years, like maybe yeah, she should live her life. Like everyone should do what they want to do. And like, so okay, this next one, there is this is another one. This is a TikTok, that someone was kind of asking for like thoughts and opinions. And I was like, wait, this is perfect. And so I I sort of reformat it, but there's a big There's context to this that I won't say because I want to see what you think first. Am I the Roz M1: Okay. M2: for confronting our Disney Cruise server after they tried to enforce a clean plate rule on my toddler? On my toddler. M1: I'm already I'm already really stressed about this. Honestly, I'm already really stressed. M2: We had and there's so much context that I want to say, but I'll say it after. We had rotational dining at 1923 on the Disney Wish. By the time we sat down, my kids were already running on fumes. My younger child ordered a cheeseburger, had a couple of bites along with a few fries and a piece of broccoli, and was done. Our server came over, sat down next to her and said, You can't get your ice cream until you eat the rest of your meal. Mommy says so. I intervened right away and said, No, no, it's okay. She doesn't need to finish. She can still have our dessert. But then instead of dropping it, the server leaned into it more and kept saying it. Finally I got annoyed and I walked up to the server station and I made it clear, I'm the parent. If she's done with her meal, she's done. This isn't gonna fly. Like, stop. And the service felt icy for the rest of the voyage. Am I the Roz for shutting down a server who stepped over the line? Or did I overreact to just fun Disney dining banter and ruin my relationship with their service team? M1: Okay, I'm so curious what the context is because off the bat, I think this is unfortunately very odd of the server. And I'm feeling bad. Like they were probably well intentioned, but like the first the first time, like, okay, fine. But once the mom is like, it's no, no, no, like she doesn't have to finish. Like doubling down is like, okay, well, you've no idea why the kid isn't eating. Like, this has nothing to do with you. The server's the Ross. Okay. M2: I yeah. So I'll tell you the context in a minute. But the I think that if they did it once and they're just trying to like that I think that wouldn't M1: Yeah. M2: be that weird to do. And then I think that the second the parent says something, because they were just trying to be play, you know, be like, like, sorry, you know, you probably feel awkward. Okay, but the context of the I also agree. The server messed up. But the context of this person is that they were saying in general that they did not like Disney Cruise Line at all. They had two kids, a two-year-old and a five-year-old, and they were saying like, They were very dissatisfied with every experience. The pool, which is val this like valid of them, but the pools they said opened at 10. Their kids woke up early. They had nothing to do. the shows were too late because they did the first dining. The thing they said about 1923, which if to those listening, if you don't know, it's like a fancier restaurant on the Disney Wish. They said there was no entertainment. Like, what were my kids supposed to do? Just sit there and eat? And I'm like, it is a it is M1: Well, it's just a restaurant. M2: a restaurant. It is a restaurant. So I think like She was probably already in the mindset of like and she's just thinking as a parent, right? Her kids are gonna be bored. She expected more. They're having a bad cruise. Then the server does this. So like maybe she came across more harsh, but at the end of the day, the server M1: If that's how it truly went down, which I have no reason to not believe this woman, the server is the bras. I mean, I think the server perhaps didn't understand. It makes me sad for the server. M2: That's what I'm gonna say is like guys, we went on the Disney treasure. I can't even get but just this is just like a little M1: my god. my god. This makes me sick. M2: bit of this isn't even like fun. The first time we went on the Wish, we had this amazing server team. Like Daniel or like the guy who brought us the drinks would always bring me a vitamin water. Like they just like knew us. The second time we went on, there was clear it was in media sailing and there was clearly a new team of servers. And the second kind of in command server was having a very, very, very, very, very hard time doing very poor. Didn't didn't M1: Anything. M2: take and like Didn't take our drink order or any drink order for anyone, including water, the entire meal. At all. No drinks. M1: We got our we got our margarita at the cocoa restaurant after dinner was over. Like literally dinner was done and they gave us the margaritas to go. Unfortunately they still charged us for them, which I was like, I feel like at this point maybe you should just kind of toss these in, but yeah. M2: Yeah. But like we wouldn't even get water. Like we wouldn't get water. They would mix up our order. He was really struggling. And our like lead server sort of was talking about him and he heard and he was very upset. And it was like a whole thing. And I just was like, you know, they were kind of explaining like that they're doing this. That one of them, she was from the Philippines, and she's like, I'm doing this. I get to live on the ship and I send money back for my family. And like every server who's on there comes from a variety of different places. And like not all of them speak English as their first language. They're trying their best. Like I always want to give them and that's why we were so we try to be so nice. Yeah. M1: It's a c it's a coveted job. Yeah, it's a coveted job and they're trying so hard. And like on one of our sailings, I don't even remember which one, we were getting a really hard sell from our server about giving them a five-star review. Like they were like, five stars means we did a good job. Four stars means we did a bad job. Like if you give us four stars, it means we did bad. Like you have to give us five. But the server like kind of wouldn't stop talking about it. And it was kind of like, okay, you know, stop. M2: Stop. We'll give you five. Stop. M1: Yeah, we'll give you five stop. But again, like I understand they're just trying their best. And I like I feel like M2: So I feel like like I'm thinking of that person because at the end of that cruise, we were in the Marvel restaurant and they did this little like all the servers would walk around M1: my god, they're flags. M2: with little flags and we saw the two of them walking around. And I just was like, I literally was like crying that I was like, they're having so much fun. They were so proud and having M1: No, the flags of their home country, they were so proud. my god. M2: so much fun. Like I've literally like tears in the And so I'm like, I'm picturing that guy trying to just be like friendly be silly and be friendly. And again, like at the end of the day, they were wrong. But I'm just like, I feel bad. I feel bad, but I do think that they're the Roz, but I think they made a mistake. So anyway, I can't speak about this one anymore. They are the Roz. And this woman, you're valid after the second time, I'd be like, my gosh. But I feel sick. I would do the same thing. M1: We do. They're mean the other. It's making me actually no, it's yes. It's just making same. I would be at same, I feel sick thinking about it right now. Even though in the moment with our server, I was really getting kind of irritated with him, even though I knew in my heart he was trying his best. I feel similarly in this situation. Okay. M2: Yeah. M1: My next one. The scene. Disney World. Specifically the Magic Kingdom Park at the Mickey's Fillar Magic Attraction, which is a three D show featuring the music. From several of the more popular Disney cartoons. As it was as it was rather busy and to get a seat in the middle, my family, my wife, my son, who's five, and my daughter who was two, and I, a 30-year-old male, were in the second to last row and the auditorium was packed. We sat down and the show started. And the first scene after the little prologue was from The Little Mermaid. As soon as it came on, a group consisting of three girls ranges in ranging in ages from 13 to 17 and their parents. And some friends, we later found out, yelled, I love Ariel, and started to sing along with the song as loud as they pleased and very off key. I turned around and said something to the effect of, Hi, would you not sing, please? No one came here to hear you three. Thanks. They yelled back that they were just having fun and to mind my business, etc. I think, quote, old man may have been thrown in there somewhere, but that may very well be my imagination. Of course, They sung louder from then on to every song, there are like 10 total, and were still just as off key as ever. After the show was over, my wife took my son away as fast as possible because she hates conflict. So while holding my daughter, I turned around and sure enough, the three girls were looking right at me and started in on how rude I was and that they were just trying to have fun, etc. I yelled back that they were the ones being rude, that no one paid to hear their awful voices, etc. etc. Their mother came over and yelled at me too. saying they were just children and how dare I get mad at them for having fun. Went on like that for about three or four minutes in the lobby outside the exit until I just walked away after saying something along the lines of great parenting job here, can't wait to see how these kids turn out. I was mad for about five minutes afterwards, but then got over it pretty quick. My wife though is more shaken up by it and it took her the better part of three to two to three hours to come down. We talked for a long time about how could I have handled the situation better By not saying anything at all and just dealing with it by asking nicer if they would not belt awful voices in a show we were all trying to enjoy, etc. So am I the Roz Tricky one. M2: I think I mean yeah, and I'll say like I think that High Will You Not Sing, please, no one came here to see to hear you three things. I think because of that you are the Roz. But I don't think it's completely ridiculous to be like, please stop. Like M1: Yeah, it's it's really hard. These girls were 13 to 17. I think that's key. A five-year-old singing, I'm sorry, you need to let the five-year-old sing. Like they're a child, they're in Disney, they're so excited. A 13-year-old, I is still a kid, but it's kind of like, okay. A s that's true. That's M2: But I'm thinking of like Terran's daughter Eva, if she was singing and having fun. M1: true. A 17-year-old, though, is like, okay, I mean, you do know better. However, also, Mouse too and I definitely in Disney are like. You know, we're dancing, we're singing, not like yeah, M2: Pop a mouse lit in like, yeah. M1: not like we would never sit in Mickey's Filler Magic, like singing like that. But you know, when we're at like the Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway pre-show, like we have a favorite line M2: I was gonna give that example. M1: that's our favorite that's our family's favorite line. We have like an inside joke about it. We definitely sing that line because it's fun. M2: I saw a TikTok of a man, it was just like his daughter posted, they're just being silly. They're at like a D V C After Hours thing and he's singing along in there and like everyone was like, They're so annoying. And I'm like, my god, that's us and Papa Mousel. Like, I don't think we're obnoxious, but we are sometimes like sometimes you're just like in your own world and not thinking about it. I don't know. Like I I probably would be like, geez, you know, especially if they're singing really loud and like but I do think it M1: I would never say something personally. M2: If anything, I would sit there. I might, I would sit there facing forward and I'd go, shh. And if they didn't stop, M1: yeah. M2: I just give up on it. I would do that. M1: We've definitely done that before. Like, I think on like a plane, perhaps. on a plane. There was a kid who was literally playing on like a Nintendo Switch with the volume all the way up. M2: I've had yeah. M1: And so I was like, Shh, I was like, why are you playing it with the volume all the way up? But I think if anything, I would maybe look at them and just kind of give a look, being like, Hey, like, don't love this or something. I don't think s I think saying, Hi, would you not sing, please? No one came here to hear n this is such a it's a tongue twister, but Hi, would you not sing, please? No one came here to hear you three. Thanks. Like you could have been like, sorry, like do you mind keeping down? Like my my kids are just trying to hear the show. Maybe would have been a better approach. No, but everyone's gonna be enraged by that. M2: I just like don't think there's any but also anytime I was gonna say anytime someone's confronted, even if I I would be like I'd be furious. Even if I'm like, they're actually right, I would be fuming. So I M1: Yeah, same. Same. M2: don't know. I think their parents probably should have said, like, girls, you're being a little too loud, but it's also like they're having fun. I don't know. It's a very tough one. I don't know if I think he took it a little too far. M1: ultimately think he's yeah, I think ultimately he's the Roz. It's unfortunate. It's unfortunate. I mean, I there was really like no winning in this situation for him. Like he either was gonna have to listen to people being obnoxious or he was probably gonna be labeled rude. I think M2: I mean, here's an example. We went to the Enchanted Tales with Belle, and there was a child in there who was screaming the enti the entire time at the top of their lungs the whole time. I think there was probably another kid in there that those parent that the parent had. and like I don't know what was yeah, going on with the child and things like, but it was it ruined the entire experience. But obviously there's a you know that. Child might have like a reason that maybe that's just like maybe they do that all M1: Yeah. M2: the time and they wanted to enjoy it. And so like we obviously said nothing. And for me to be like, to turn around, even though literally you couldn't hear but you couldn't hear anything. And we had just waited like 30 minutes for it was pretty annoying. But I never would have turned around and been like, I'm sorry, can you please leave? Cause M1: Right. M2: it's just like you don't know. And like I feel like you just have to kind M1: No. Or remember M2: of deal with it. You're at a play a public place with a lot of not a public place, but like a place with a lot of people. So M1: I remember were at Jollywood, we were sitting on the ground waiting for a show to start, and we filmed a story of ourselves. M2: Mm. M1: We filmed a story of ourselves that the camera flipped so that the the flash was on us. Again, we were sitting and two people standing behind us told us that their like whatever, their wife had eye issues and like we were yeah, M2: Was sensitive to light, any lights like that. M1: sensitive to light and that we needed to M2: Really M1: stop f using the flash, but they said it in a way that I'm pretty sure they said like you're being very rude. Like they said it M2: Yeah. M1: in a way that was like, you guys are being rude. We were about to watch an ice skating show that literally had like tons of lights, but obviously M2: Strug lights. But the thing is, if that person just said, I'm so sorry, my partner, like I never would have thought of that. We were just waiting for the show. You know, it's like, and M1: Yeah. M2: and maybe it was, yeah, maybe it was annoying, but like my sor we'd have been like, my gosh, of course. But the way that they were like, that, and that was like that put, yeah, that made us more mad, which is what this man did. M1: Yeah, exactly. Which is yeah, the way that they were being like you're being rude, which is which we weren't being rude. We were sitting on the ground. We did one, we had the flash down for like five seconds, literally. Which is why I think his approach of the way he said it in that like snarky tone. Again, I think that they probably would have been annoyed no matter what he said, but that you're just gonna immediately piss them off. Like, did he really think that they would be like, my gosh, so sorry. When he's No one came here to hear you three sing. M2: But like maybe I would have honestly maybe I would have been like, sorry, I sort of maybe I like as an adult maybe like, you're right, yeah, sorry, I'll keep it down. I would have been probably mad, but I don't think he's wrong for being mad, but I think M1: I would have been mad. But if he had turned around and been like, or if he had turned to the mom and been like, sorry, can the girls keep it down? Yeah, the kids are just M2: Sorry, this is my first time seeing the show, like M1: trying to watch. And the mom had like, Girls, girls, like shh, you know. Anyways, ultimately, he is the Ross. M2: Yeah. All right. Last one. I have a specific opinion about this. I'm I think you'll have the same opinion, but I am curious. Am I the Roz for refusing to give up our front row boo to you parade spot on Mickey's Not So Scary? this basically led to a huge confrontation on Main Street. My partner and I are childless millennials, we're in our 30s and we bought tickets to Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween party specifically because we love Halloween and we love the entertainment. We dressed up in full costumes. We didn't do any trick-or-treating lines or any of the low wait times for Space Mountain because we specifically wanted to see Boo to you on Main Street USA. We sat there for about an hour right by the Emporium, sat sitting on the prime curb spot. About eight minutes before the parade was scheduled to step off, the area behind us was jammed shoulder to shoulder, and a mom with a stroller a a stroller pushed through the crowd, wedged herself between us and tapped on my shoulder. My five-year-old is exhausted. They were sitting in the stroller and cannot see anything back here. Can you two move back into the standing crowd so he can please sit on the curb in front of you and see the characters? And the person said that they sat there and they I'm sorry, but we've been sitting here for about an hour holding the spot. The woman immediately lost it. Loud enough for the entire block to hear, she said, You've got to be kidding me. You're two grown adults with no children. This event is for kids. You're going to ruin my son's Halloween and keep this view for yourselves. And then other parents started chiming around and saying, It's not that big of a deal. Just let him sit in front of you. It was incredibly awkward. We didn't move. We sat there for the parade and felt pretty awkward the whole time. Am I the Roz? No. You're not the Roz. M1: No, I don't think you're the Roz. Like, yeah, you're not the Roz. I think that this is a very unfortunate situation that this woman put you in. I think we've had situations where, like, some of these kids just appear. Some of these kids have just sort of wormed their way through the crowd. I don't even know. And they're just there. And like anytime we can, we'll be like, here, they can stand in front of us. Like it's fine. For fireworks and stuff, especially. I'll be here, yeah, whatever. They can just stand here. It's okay. I think it's harder for a parade because yeah, you're sitting. It's like nice to be in the parade seats that are sitting. It's rare. It's hard to get a sitting parade seat. for an hour. M2: And they've been sitting there for an hour and it's like you're I like and I specifically think this, your kid does isn't more valid than those adults who want to watch the parade. It would it's nice and if there was a way that they could stand in front of you, that's one thing. But if you're sitting on the curb, you're not gonna move back to the standing crowd. That why would that be fair, you know? M1: No. Yeah. Like I think if you're at the fireworks and like, yeah, a kid is standing in front of you, it's completely irrelevant to you. Like that is kind of like just who cares? Like whatever. Or even if you're in the standing part of the parade card and a little kid is standing in front of you and you have to move back like three inches to let the kid stand there. Fine. But if you're sitting on the curb, yeah, that's a valuable seat. And I don't Yeah. M2: Especially in that spot on Main Street. Like go to Frontierland, you know? M1: Right. You can watch the also there's a million people. You can go ask someone else other than these people. Or you can find a spot for your kid to see. Like there's something. I think the fact that they're like two adults without kids is completely irrelevant. Like they should they've waited. They should be able to watch it. But I feel bad for this person. Like they're pot I'm sh I know that feeling of being like, now this whole parade, I feel so awkward. Yep. Yep. And I left. M2: Because we had that at we had that at Disneyland, watching magic happens, and it was very awkward. And I was just M1: I stood I went and stood in the back. Cause I felt so awkward. I don't even remember exactly what happened. I remember. M2: I remember and I'll explain it really quick. There's a curb. There's people sitting. There's people standing. Or a lot of people sitting. And then like we kind of came up and like we're standing just kind of at spot. And there are people way back sitting on like the railing in there, maybe benches, like further. And M1: I think a literal bench, yeah. M2: they were like, Sorry, you can't stand there. We're trying to see and sit here. And like we wouldn't they're like everyone was filling in and we were like, and like tried to shift over and like we still can't see. We still can't see him like there just wasn't really a spot to go. And it was like And they made everyone stand and it like, What do you want us to do? Like M1: Yeah, like we were in the parade viewing zone, but they wanted to be in out of the parade viewing zone, viewing it from their bench. But it was just so awkward to me that I literally M2: It was so awkward. M1: just went and stood over next to a bench where I couldn't really see, also, because I was like, I hate this. Yeah. Yeah. But it's so M2: And me and Taran me and Taryn just stood there. So M1: awkward because you know the whole time they're like livid. So I feel bad for this. M2: And we tried to move too. Like I felt yeah, I feel bad for those people 'cause especially everyone ganging up on them. M1: Yeah. Again, they're sitting on a curb. Like there is nowhere in front for the kids just like squeeze in. They would have to move to standing. And it's like, no, they've been waiting. M2: And it's they they get to see the they get to see the parade too. They're they paid. Everyone's equal. So okay. Our special segment today. Okay, ready for our special segment sound. M1: I forgot about this. It's it's so haunting. It's M2: It's something like tinny. M1: so haunting. M2: we're playing a game Disney Tag. Why don't you explain the rules? M1: If you listened a few weeks ago, Mouse Slit Three and I played Disney Dodgeball. It's like one of my favorite games we've ever played. I think it's so fun. So here's what we're gonna do. We have a list of 12 characters. We will read them in a moment. And we are going to each do a draft where we each get to pick six characters. And the way this is going to work is it's going to be one versus one tag. So we'll each roll a dice to see which of our characters is gonna be facing off in that challenge. And we're going to have to discuss who we think would win that round of tag. Okay. And like battle it out to kind of decide like who the winner is to see whose team is better at tag. So here are our characters. Number one, Heimlich, the caterpillar from Bugs Life. Number two. M2: Number two, Kronk from Emperor's New Groove. M1: Number three bowler hat guy from Meet the Robinson, specifically the adult grown up version of bowler hat guy. M2: Number four, Forky from Toy Story. M1: Who Mouse Lit 2 frequently calls Spoony, because she gets confused. M2: Ha ha ha. M1: Number five, Hank from Finding Dory. M2: Number six, Sleepy the Dwarf from Seven Dwarves Snow White Thing. Yep. M1: Okay, Snow White and the Seven Doors. Number seven, Cogsworth from Beauty and the Beast. M2: Number eight Hades from Hercules. M1: Number nine Maximus the Horse from Tangled. M2: Number ten, pleakly, the one eyed cyclops from Lilo and Stitch. M1: Like a very skinny green alien. M2: Yeah, the only cyclops. M1: Not everyone knows what a Cyclops is. That's like an R family thing, I think. M2: You were a Cyclops in a Christmas show called Christmas on Mount Olympus, if you want some true deep cut mouse lore. M1: I was. Number eleven, Sebastian the Crab. Lobster Crab from Little Mermaid. M2: And number twelve, Pumba from Lion King. All right. M1: So we are each going to roll our dice to see who gets to draft first. Ready? And go. M2: I got a six. Yes. M1: Four. I got a four. Okay. M2: I my gosh. Okay. I'm gonna throw out. Yeah, I'm M1: Talk through your thoughts. Talk through your thoughts. M2: worried that you're gonna you wouldn't take this one, but I think that there's a chance that you will, and he's just too good. I have to take Hank. Hank is can turn invisible. So you wouldn't have taken Hank. Shoot. Hank can turn invisible, M1: I'm sh I'm shocked. I'm I'm shocked. M2: and he's so like spry and he can hook himself. He has so many legs. Hank is an animal, and I'm taking Hank as my Number one draft. M1: Wow, I did not see that coming. M2: I was too worried you would take him. M1: Okay. I was thinking Kronk. Kronk M2: Mm. M1: is big and strong. He's light in his feet. He sort of skitters around trying to throw Cusco out, you know? I think Kronk could be good. I was thinking Hades again, like I don't know why, like for some reason big characters are really speaking to me. Tall, sort of glides about. M2: I'm looking. M1: Here's the worst characters on the list: Heimlich, Forky. M2: Coxwart. M1: They're they're Cogsworth. Yeah, Cogosworth has very short legs. Bowler hat guy also, but bowler hat guy is kind of like. M2: He's gangly. M1: Maximus is a hunter. Maximus is like on the trail. M2: Who are you picking? M1: Ooh, you know what? I kind of just convinced myself for Maximus. I'm going, Maximus. M2: I was gonna take Maximus. All right, then I'm gonna take Kronk, knowing that you you wanted him. M1: Okay, I guess then I'll take Hades. M2: Okay. Oof. All right. Heimlich, bowler hat M1: All right, guys, remaining we have Heimlich, bowler hat guy. M2: guy, forky, sleepy, cogsworth, pleakley, Sebastian and Poomba. And I'm gonna take bowler hat guy. 'Cause he's tall and M1: Okay. M2: I think it might yeah. M1: I think I'm I'm gonna go Poomba. He's like he's got something going on for me. M2: Okay. do I take pleakely or Sebastian? I M1: Yeah. M2: think I'm gonna go with Sebastian just 'cause I think he's got grit and I think pleakly is like kind of M1: Yeah. M2: an idiot so M1: I l I I don't know. Okay. Hoof. We're really in the depths here. I guess I have to take Pleakley. I mean Pleakley is absolutely better than I'm like forky sleeping Cogsworth, so I have to pleakly. M2: I okay, Forky, Heim like Cogsworth and Sleepy. I think I'm gonna go Cogsworth. Sleepy has his like options, but I just think that Sleepy, knowing he's like a sleepy dwarf, he's just not strong enough. So I'm gonna go with the Cogs. M1: Okay, I'm actually thrilled to hear that because I wanted Sleepy too. I I think Sleepy could be my sleeper agent. I think Sleepy could could do it. M2: Okay, Forky versus Heimlich. Here's my thoughts. Forky could be literally seen as trash and someone could not even notice him and could really help him in a game of tag. Is Heimlich fast, do we think? I'm gonna Google it. Is Heimlich fast? The Heimlich maneuver is fast. I guess like but Forky is an idiot. Forky is a M1: No, Heimlich is so large that he can like barely move. Okay. M2: literal idiot. But Heimlich would be like who could Heimlich M1: He M2: like Heimlick could maybe get clean and who's chasing who? M1: You're gonna find we're gonna do mashups. We're gonna see. M2: I gotta go with Hym Leg. Forky has no legs. He can't run or move. He's the worst for sure. M1: Okay. Yeah. I was really kind of feeling that I could build a case for how I'm like Forky. I'm looking up a picture of Forky, M2: Ha ha. M1: just remembering that yeah, he literally only has M2: Ha. M1: feet. You know what? We're gonna persevere. Okay. So I think the game is just like whoever can catch whoever first. Whoever can tag them. So we're gonna roll the dice and we're gonna see our first matchup. Ready? Okay, my I M2: Yep. I got a five. M1: I got a six. That's forky for me. That is Cogsworth for Mouselit 2 versus Forky for me. Okay. Make your case. Nope, make your case. M2: Okay, Cogsworth obviously wins. Okay, let's see. Cogsworth is intelligent and Forky is stupid. Cogsworth Cogsworth M1: He's not stupid. He's not stupid. M2: is h known to run around hiding from the beast. He can sing, he can dance, he can bow. M1: Here's the thing, Cogsworth actually has the shortest legs ever. M2: Longer than Forky's and he can really putter around and really move. And he's just intelligent. And Forky is truly so stupid. M1: You're you're really stuck on the intelligence. I don't think tag is a game of intelligence. M2: you are so wrong. Also, Cogsworth is a human being, so like it's possible he's in that form. Cogsworth runs from the beast all the time, and Forky is absolutely useless and falls M1: Okay, no, he's in his clock form. He's in his clock form. M2: over. And like obviously Cogsworth is the winner, and like that's just the fact. M1: I like honestly can't even think of an argument for Forky, so fine, but M2: Ha ha M1: that's like your one and only. Okay. Roll again. And if you get the same number, don't tell us. Just continue to roll. my God. I got a five. M2: Okay. I got a three. Bowler hat guy. M1: Jesus, sleepy. Bowler hat got M2: Polar okay. M1: you can't delete them, or you're not gonna know. You can't delete them from the spreadsheet, or you're not gonna know what your numbers are. Okay. I got sleepy versus bowler hat guy. Okay, here's the thing: speaking of idiots. M2: Mm-hmm. M1: Bowler hat guy is a moron. M2: But he's tall and can run and move. He's spry. He's light. Yes. No, he can't sleep. He is sleeping all the time. He literally is gonna fall asleep. He's not awake. He's not awake. And also, bowler hat M1: Can he even run? He's literally like this. No. You know what? Sleepy sleepy can Sleepy is chunky. He's no, he's awake. No, he gets burst of energy. He gets burst of energy. M2: guy has his bowler hat, who would certainly help him. M1: No, no. M2: Yes, yes, he does have his bowler hat. And he's tall and skinny and can run. And unfortunately, Sleepy is short and small and sleepy. M1: But bullerhead guys like would get distracted. He would be like, what's Doris, Doris? M2: Sleepy would fall asleep. He has such long legs. You're crazy if you think that Sleepy would ever have any chance. Okay. M1: Okay, she just based she just pasted a picture of Fowler Hack Guy into the spreadsheet. Into the spreadsheet. Okay. M2: And I'm and I'm gonna then paste Sleepy in it. And Sleepy is literally a little tiny sleepy dwarf. You're crazy and obviously Bowler Hack Guy wins. Okay, and that's just a fact. M1: Okay, fine. Next up. I thank God. You know what? I've gotten my two worst out. It's okay. A two. my god. Thank God. Hades, who's yours? M2: A one Hank and Hank absolutely is gonna crush. Hank went, no question. my god, you're insane. Have you ever seen Hank move? He can literally turn invisible. He can literally be invisible. M1: Hades Hades wins. Hades wins. Hades wins. No, Hades wins. Hades can literally throw fire. M2: And he would never find Hank because Hank's Hank is the best player on this entire game. Hank can turn invisible. He can hide literally anywhere. Did you see him? He is absolutely incredible. He might be the most powerful Disney character that exists. And I'm dead serious about that. M1: Okay, okay, I mean that is absolutely insane. Hades can throw fire, Hades can glide around. M2: throwing fire doesn't help you in tag. He can't really glide around. He's M1: You could tag you by the fire. M2: also kind of like thumping around. Like in what worlds Hades fast? M1: No, he's not thumping. He's no, he's very sleek. He's very slick and sleek. M2: He's not slick and sleek. He's literally like he has like tentacles at the bottom of his leg. He has big anger issues. And Hank can literally turn invisible and is so fast and can use his legs to like fly from M1: Yeah. M2: things. Hank is there's Hank wins. Yeah, yeah. That's why Hank was the best pick. M1: Fine, only because of his invisibility. Okay. You know what? Maximus, Pumba, and Pleakly need to come through right now. Okay? Rawl. M2: Okay. M1: Who'd you get? M2: I've gotten a one and five every time. Again. And I got a three. All I've gotten is a one, three, and five. There we go. Hi, Mlick. M1: I keep getting okay, I just got a new number. I'm not gonna tell you yet. Okay, keep really okay, and mine's Poomba. And you so you know what? Poomba no, no, M2: This is actually a pretty good matchup. M1: Poomba literally walks up to Heimric, Heimlich and crushes him. And Heimlich can't even move. No, Heimlich can't even M2: I don't think so. Heimlich can roll. M1: move. If you are going to attempt to tell me that Heimlich, who all he M2: Also, also, wait. M1: can do is interim, he has no arms. M2: No, no, my god, no. I just was looking at a picture of him. He has so many arms. He actually has like a so many M1: No, no, hot M2: arms that I'm like, wait, he might be the best. M1: Guys, we just got so heated that I Mouse Letoo's name, which I never, ever, ever mistake on this podcast. Poomba can run around and literally kick Heimlich. Heimlich can't move. M2: I'm looking has like eight legs though, ten legs. M1: Heimlich literally inchworms around. Heimlich sort of one of the things about Heimlich is they can't move. M2: Okay, I will say I did just put this into Gemini. I did just use AI guys to solve this, and it did say that it said Pumba wins in roughly three seconds flat. And here's the reason. Top speed. Pumba is an African warthog. In the wild, warthogs can sprint up to thirty miles per hour. Poomba regularly charges hyenas like a bowling ball down an alley. I'm like it's an obese caterpillar whose top speed is an agonizing wattle measured in inches per minute. Mobility. Heimlich's defining gag is that he cannot run, climb, or even hide behind a twig without getting M1: Exactly. He can't move. M2: winded or asking for candy corn. Even post-metamorphosis, his wings are about two inches wide and a forty-pound caterpillar body. Pumba takes one trot forward and steps near Heimlich. Game over. M1: Okay, Pumba obviously wins. Pumba wins. Haim like literally can't move. It's sort of like his whole bit. Like he can't move. Okay? M2: Well M1: Who's remaining on your team? I'm the underdog team, my team is gonna come through. Who M2: I've got Kronk and Sebastian, both of which are really strong choices. M1: I have Maximus and Pleakley and the the mashups of these are really gonna sort of be critical. So let's start rolling. M2: And I need to get a two or a four and I got what I need. M1: I need to get a one or a four. And I got I have not gotten my who did you get? Okay, I got one. Who's yours? M2: Who did you get? One, two, three, cronk. M1: Maximus okay. Maximus beat stronk. M2: That's tough. M1: Maximus beat's kronk. M2: I don't know, Maximus can't really change directions that well. M1: Maximus literally, have you seen Tangled, which I have many times, is like M2: Maybe M1: whipping around. He's sniffing, he's hunting, he's on the move. He literally could like run over Kronk. Spe you know what? Since you're so big on brains in this, Kronk is not very smart. Kronk is an idiot. M2: Kronk is not very smart, but he is agile. He can carry Isma on his back running through the woods. Imagine without that weight on him how fast he can go. M1: No. Maximus is so, so like he's so agile. He's so strong. He's so agile. No. Maximus wins. M2: Kronk has okay, Kronk can climb literally hundreds of flights of stairs in like seconds. M1: Okay, Maximus literally like goes all over the kingdom looking for Flynn Ryder. Maximus wins. Okay, you know that Maximus wins. M2: Fine. I'll give you Maximus. I'll give you Maximus. And our final pairing is Sebastian versus Pleakley. M1: Okay, make your case for Sebastian. M2: Obviously Sab Okay, Sebastian is scrappy. He is quick. He can go in water and on land. Yeah, he is maybe not. He can move. He M1: Is he quick? We're playing Dag on Land only. M2: is smart and he is has grit and determination. And I think that will get him through. He's small, so he can scatter around and someone can miss him. Pleakly is a is M1: Pleakley is so skinny, he would be honestly extremely hard to tag. M2: The fact that Pleakly is your number four pick is actually insane. Pleakly is the worst pick possibly of anyone except Heimlich. M1: No. Okay. That is completely untrue. Forky is horrible. Bleakly M2: Yeah. M1: is so skinny. He would be so hard to tag and to catch. No, he's so limber. M2: He's literally Pleakly is constantly. He's not, yeah, because he's tripping all over the place. Bleakly is M1: Yeah. M2: like a blundering fool. Okay. No, he is. M1: There's no brain needed for tag. Sebastian can't move very fast. He's so tiny. He's like scampering around. Pleakly could just step on him. Pleakly could step on him. M2: I think that's w I don't know if he could though. Pleakley also gets terrified of things. I think he would be scared of Heimlich. M1: No, he's used to like big scary aliens. Also, you mean Sebastian, not Heimlich. Yeah, the fact that you're getting them M2: I think if you're gonna find like two. M1: confused. The fact that you're getting them confused. M2: I think seab wins. M1: No. Pleakly could literally step on Sebastian. He's a little crab. How is Sebastian M2: I do, I do, I do. Pleakley is a literal blundering fool. M1: gonna reach out and hit Pleakley? Pleakly could just lift up like this. Sorry. No. M2: Which is he's gonna pinch his toe. He's gonna pinch his toe. I'm looking at a picture of Pleakley. He is like literally the f biggest failure of an alien. That's why he went on that mission. M1: No, literally Sebastian couldn't catch Pleakly. He's just too M2: I M1: small. M2: I don't know why you think that pleakly it's like spry. Pleakly is constantly tripping and falling all over the place. Did you see him in that dress? He's insane. M1: Fleakly is so spry. No, he's not. Pleakly literally. Fleakly is so spry. Jumping no, pleakly wins. Fleekly wins. Fleakly wins. And therefore we need to have a tiebreaker. M2: I don't think I disagree that Pleakley wins. Fine, roll one more time, but I just know that I disagree. M1: Singular singular roll and it's whatever number against whatever number. One singular roll. Ready? Go. Go. M2: I need Hank. I need Hank. I need Hank. I need Hank. I got crunk. All right. M1: I got plea clean. M2: Okay. Obviously Kronk destroys pleakly. Now that is an obvious one. M1: Ugh, I guess. I M2: I win. I win. M1: guess. Okay. I love that game. Guys, let us know in the comments. Let M2: That was fun. But Mal Mal C Day will hate it, but M1: it yeah, Mouse Day didn't like Disney Dodgeball, which I was like one of my favorite games ever. Let us know in the comments if you agree. What are what are your thoughts on pleakly versus Sebastian and Pleakly versus Kronk? I think maybe I had a little a little prayer there. M2: Absolutely not. Okay, pit and peach of the week. My pit is that this week has gone M1: Don't say anything about work. M2: by I can talk about work. This week has gone by too fast. And I proclaimed that I wished it was Monday because the week is flying by. M1: my god, no one has ever related to you less hang on one second. M2: Wow, your first time whipping out that boo button. No, I'm just like, my gosh, how is tomorrow Thursday? There's not enough time in the week. I have too many things to do. I need to go back and yeah. Also, part of it though is that I'm away this I'm away this weekend. So I'm like, well, it'd be easier if I was around, you know? M1: I don't relate at all to wanting it to be Monday. my pit is that let's see, what is my pit? I just got back from a trip, which I'll dovetail into my peach, but that means unpacking my absolute least favorite activity. I did get a lot done, but did I get all of it done? No. And it is currently 9 45 on Wednesday night, and this podcast has to come out at 5 a.m. So I have to edit it right after this. Mouse to is either frozen for M2: We made like one mistake though. M1: me. Okay, you were either frozen for me or letting out the Biggest yawn of all time, I guess you're frozen. Peach? M2: The biggest yun. The biggest yun. A huge yawn. My peach is that since I got back from Hawaii, I had like two weeks. Maybe this is a second week, I can't really recall, but I had like a week or two of just like chaos and it was hard to get back in routine and unpacking and I was tired and like I feel kind of like I'm back. I will say there's not enough hours in the day for me to get everything done, but I have been like back into my workout routine, back into my like healthy eating. I bought like 20 different cartons of Greek yogurt, and I've been able to just like get back to eating my Greek yogurt. Don't roll your eyes. So that's my peach. M1: gross, gross. My peach is that every year Mouse Lit C and I take a trip to the place that we got married. We actually in 2023 got engaged there. Then in 2024, we got married there. Then in 2025, we baby mooned there. And now in 2026, we got to bring the Mick Lip for the first time. And it's just like the most special place. And I love it there. And it's like such good fall vibes. We had amazing weather. It was so relaxing. So I have a two-day work week, which actually is so nice. And I'm thrilled about. M2: Can't really I need a longer work week. M1: Fact of the day. M2: My fact, my dala. M1: My darla M2: My fact of the day is about spaceship Earth. And it's that because it's like a sphere, and just in general, when you think of if water was to be like pouring down in like a heavy rain, it would pour down and create like a literal waterfall. And so they created this internal drainage kind of system that it will actually go like through the ball and then drain out all the way into the water. And it's a very into like the lake. It's a really cool system, feels like a great civil engineering. deep dive to do soon. And it's one of the like early facts that we learned. So it's always been a goodie for me. M1: My fact is about mission space. I just did a video about mission space, but there is the orange side and the green side of mission space. And the orange side is like the G Force version, and the green side doesn't have G Force. But sometimes people will go on the green side and be like, no, I could still feel the G Force. And whenever they say that, I just sort of want to, as our dad would say, laugh and laugh and laugh. Because the way that the green side works is that they just turned off. The spinning, which is what makes you feel like there's g force. It just doesn't spin anymore. So there literally isn't any G force. The the capsule M2: I mean it tilts, though. M1: that you're in still tilts and turns, but there's no G force. You're just moving. and so yeah, when people say that they still feel the G force, I just want to sort of say you don't. M2: No, you don't. All right, guys. That was this week's episode. Please weigh in on Disney Tag. Let us know if you think these people are the Ra's or not. There's a couple ones that I'm like, I'm curious, especially the Philharmagic one. if you've been listening to Sister Sisters, if this is your first week, thank you for joining us. If you're a frequent listener, be sure to give us a five-star rating on Apple and Spotify. it really does help us get more reach, get people to notice us, more people to find us. If you're on YouTube. Apologies that my video was very, very yellow today. It's been a whole thing, but thank you M1: Yeah. M2: for watching. Subscribe to our channel. And we have a really fun episode next week planned. And then we'll have some more trip episodes, which are always some of my favorites. 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