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Episode 43: McProduct · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The play is in Confused.
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  Speaker 2: Podcast is rated M for marijuana no miners, but your audience.
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  Speaker 1: Is only.
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  Speaker 3: Give me the lighter. I want to light this candle.
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  Speaker 3: Where do you buy candles? Candles are expensive?
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  Speaker 2: They are expensive. Where do you buy? How much are candles?
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  Speaker 2: I've never bought a candle.
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  Speaker 1: So this one.
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  Speaker 3: I bought a home Goods for seven ninety nine. It's
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  Speaker 3: not expensive, yeah it is. It's not very big though.
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  Speaker 3: That's basically ten bucks for a candle. But you go
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  Speaker 3: to you go to like the grocery store and they're
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  Speaker 3: all like twenty bucks, twenty five bucks.
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  Speaker 2: How many lights is it?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it depends. I light them and keep them lit
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  Speaker 3: like all day long. Actually, this is really bad. You
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  Speaker 3: know how you always hear people say, don't leave a
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  Speaker 3: candle lit when you're not, you know, home, Well that
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do that. That's bad. But I fell asleep
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  Speaker 2: the other night on the couch.
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  Speaker 3: I have this bad habit of falling asleep on the
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  Speaker 3: couch at like eight o'clock and then waking up at like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, three am in my jeans, and then I
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  Speaker 3: just every night. Yeah, it's bad, right, So anyway, I
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  Speaker 3: did that a week ago. I wake up the next morning,
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  Speaker 3: I take a shower, I'm getting dressed, and I'm like, damn,
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  Speaker 3: this smells good in this.
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  Speaker 2: Apartment and I love it. I look down for my
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  Speaker 2: loft and no shit, it smelled like eucalyptus. Whatever.
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  Speaker 3: This is Jasmine Santal nice, manly, manly apothec carry here.
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  Speaker 1: You read it?
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  Speaker 2: You read it, guys, I did. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of big words on there. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what that is. But it smells nice. Smell it.
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  Speaker 2: What does Joel consider a big word? Oh it does
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  Speaker 2: smell nice. Let me smell it. Yeah, it smells like
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  Speaker 2: a Colonne right, Yeah, those are the kind of candles
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  Speaker 2: I go for now.
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  Speaker 3: So honestly, I left this lit for like, not twenty
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  Speaker 3: four hours, but close to it.
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  Speaker 1: We've been lit for twenty four hours before, so I
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  Speaker 1: get it. Oh you dude, Yeah, I'm on it. It's
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  Speaker 1: a good candle.
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  Speaker 2: It is good. I like it.
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  Speaker 1: And I guess seven a brand or anything like aside
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  Speaker 1: from it's probably just like I think the brand is
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  Speaker 1: Jasmine Scent.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe that's a person Jasmine Sandal. Well, thank you Dan tall,
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  Speaker 3: Jasmine Santal. Yeah, and keep making the candles, thank you
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  Speaker 3: very much, especially this one called Manly apothec Carry.
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  Speaker 1: This is really riveting intro like apothecarium, like the like
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  Speaker 1: the dispensary. See it all ties together. The official candle
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  Speaker 1: of the Blaze That Confused podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually a great endorsement. It is in the Blaze
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  Speaker 2: a candle that Stoner's like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, they do make special like weed candles,
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  Speaker 3: like anti weed smelling candles.
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  Speaker 2: Do they work?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so. No, My nose is so oblivious
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  Speaker 3: to the smell of weed. This is funny. So I
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  Speaker 3: am about to move somewhere. I'm about to move to
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  Speaker 3: a house the address most likely let's say the address, uh,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm most likely going to have a roommate in
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  Speaker 3: this new house. And said roommate says to me a
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  Speaker 3: week ago, well, I don't think we can like smoke
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  Speaker 3: everywhere in the house, Like We're gonna have to like
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  Speaker 3: smoke in the garage.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what, excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: In your house? In my house, I hope it's a
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  Speaker 1: everywhere type thing. I'm like, bitch, I'm about to put
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  Speaker 1: an ashtray in every room because I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't think I mean, like maybe we have like a
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  Speaker 2: like a spot.
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  Speaker 1: What's the what's the logic behind that?
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  Speaker 2: When people come over?
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  Speaker 3: You know there's and now he goes cause you live
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  Speaker 3: in an apartment and there's ceiling. You know, there's like
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  Speaker 3: big there's a lot of room. It's big ceilings. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of arrow. Yeah, there's a lot of air
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  Speaker 3: for to flow around. So it doesn't stink.
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  Speaker 2: Slander of your roommate, who I know, I will not
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  Speaker 2: take it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not slandering, just pointing out it's bold of my
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  Speaker 3: soon to be roommate to tell me the whole. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: you know what, I'm about to empty out my life
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  Speaker 3: savings to move into this freaking house.
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  Speaker 1: If I want to sit on my toilet and smoke
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  Speaker 1: a joint, well damn it, I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should have one room owner. He's like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: the landlord, my how dare my tenants say this?
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  Speaker 1: I think you should walk into his room while he's
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  Speaker 1: sleeping with a joint lit. That's what I think you
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  Speaker 1: should do. That was the first night. And be like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm setting a precedent right now is every day I
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  Speaker 1: see you, I'm gonna be smoking a joint in front
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  Speaker 1: of your face.
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  Speaker 2: I have a I have a had a friend. May
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  Speaker 2: he rest in peace. But he you know, he was
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  Speaker 2: like the first friend to own a house. So he
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  Speaker 2: had like some of my other friends moved in with him.
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  Speaker 2: And when he would get like mad at them and
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  Speaker 2: like we were all drinking, he would he would refer
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  Speaker 2: to them as his tenants. Like but he was not
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  Speaker 2: trying to be funny. Yeah, he was like, people like
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  Speaker 2: you guys are tenants, and they would.
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  Speaker 1: Like lose their minds because like then we would like
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  Speaker 1: have to go out to the bar together. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: but that just happened. Yeah yeah, yeah, So don't refer
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  Speaker 1: to him as your tenant. Yeah, maybe we will smoke
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  Speaker 1: in the garage. I could make like a nice smoker
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  Speaker 1: garage area. Will you use your garage for cars?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I hope there's two of them, so they're
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  Speaker 2: gonna put all your DJ equipment in there.
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  Speaker 1: I like, I like the idea of them that's not
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  Speaker 1: for cars, Like really, what a waste at at all?
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  Speaker 2: It's a whole new room. No, it's it's a place
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  Speaker 2: for you to throw ship that you don't know what
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  Speaker 2: to do. If you do it right, you could do
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  Speaker 2: the garage right, yeah, but but the garage done right
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  Speaker 2: is still storage, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: No? What is it? Then?
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  Speaker 2: It could be like a lounger. It could be a
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  Speaker 2: golf simulator. Oh jeez, you're you always tirper my ear
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  Speaker 2: off about how you want to get better at golf.
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  Speaker 2: Put a damn simulator in there. I'll come over. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to get better that bad. You said simulator,
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  Speaker 2: not stimulator.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Where are we at with door dash?
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  Speaker 3: By the way, it's been it's been headed to us
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  Speaker 3: with five minutes on the clock for about twenty minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but now it's saying headed to you early.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Tyler Rothrock is our guest today. You have become
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  Speaker 1: a resident. Oh hell yeah, I'm gonna move in to
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  Speaker 1: their guest. Yeah, I'm gonna yeah, we're all gonna move in.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, you can all be my tenants. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: This is episode forty three. Damn yeah, we got food
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  Speaker 1: on the way. It's gonna be a great episode. Stay
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  Speaker 1: tuned in. As they say it's.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna be a great episode. Wow, you're really man, I'm
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  Speaker 3: hopeful to tease it.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. Let's start the show. Blazed and
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  Speaker 1: Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Trivia podcast where truth,
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  Speaker 1: Fury and THC glide. Let's spark your curiosity and light
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  Speaker 1: up some knowledge. Don't. Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker
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  Speaker 1: and Joel starts now.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Yeah, DoorDash the Dasher's nearby? Hmm oh, it's calling me. Wait,
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  Speaker 3: put them on the show. Hello, Hello, hey, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: are you at the front or like the side.
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  Speaker 2: I feel bad for the audience. It's put you on
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  Speaker 2: hold music on here, Okay, we're back, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: The thing about McDonald's is it smells good. Oh like
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  Speaker 2: it'll make you hungry just smelling.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing like the scent of a McDonald's fry the
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  Speaker 1: bag if you'd like, if you're hungover and just order McDonald's,
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  Speaker 1: you just put your head in the bag and you'll
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  Speaker 1: like come back to life a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I am McDonald's on a ridge like once a week. Shit,
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  Speaker 2: I haven't had McDonald's in a long time. I haven't
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  Speaker 2: had McDonald's in like a year. Damn, you're excited, aren't you. Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I had I go there every now and then for
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  Speaker 1: die coke. Ye, Like I'll go to like so fresh
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  Speaker 1: and get like a healthy bowl, like a brown rice
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  Speaker 1: and chicken and shrimp bowl, and then I'll go to
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  Speaker 1: McDonald's and get that because.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have the soda.
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  Speaker 1: The healthy is McDonald's that you believe in that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't believe in that. What I think the soda
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  Speaker 3: tastes shame everywhere. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: It's even like in documentaries that the soda that you
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  Speaker 1: get at McDonald's is different than anywhere else you have
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  Speaker 1: to get like a die coke or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: It has its own like system.
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  Speaker 1: You really believe that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I believe that. It's it's scientific facts.
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  Speaker 1: You have fake news, that's fake news Donald's look at
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  Speaker 1: look at Look at Mike's taking.
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  Speaker 2: Like are we gonna eat it? Or I'm ready to
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  Speaker 2: eat it? You're like a dog. You're like a dog,
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  Speaker 2: the like, okay, you can eat now. So we're starting
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  Speaker 2: with the munchy minute because the McDonald's has a new burger.
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  Speaker 2: You even play the music. It's not even official. It's
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  Speaker 2: time for So we're trying the new McDonald's big archburger.
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  Speaker 1: What's in this? What's on this? All? Right? So there's
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  Speaker 1: two quarter pound one hundred percent beef patties one hundred percent,
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  Speaker 1: it says, So you know, it's not that's.
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  Speaker 2: What you like when they advertise the being the thing
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  Speaker 2: it's supposed to be.
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  Speaker 1: It also has three slices of melted white cheddar, crispy onions,
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  Speaker 1: slivered onions, pickles, lettuce, and a tangy big arch sauce
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  Speaker 1: on a toasted sesame and poppy seed bun. It is
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  Speaker 1: allegedly like the best fast food burger out right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's made its way here to the US just recently,
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  Speaker 1: like in the past month.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: But didn't the McDonald's CEO like call it a product
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  Speaker 1: not food. Yeah, that's all over the place now, broth
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  Speaker 1: Rock over there. Hey, how's your product? Pretty good product? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's definitely clogging artery. That's your product, Joe. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty good, is it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Compared to like the regular double quarter pounders, that's like
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  Speaker 1: my favorite burger.
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  Speaker 3: I think it tastes more like a big Mac. It's
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  Speaker 3: closer to a big Mac than it is a quarter
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  Speaker 3: pounder with cheese. What about like the cheddar, the white
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  Speaker 3: cheddar that's going on. I don't really notice that, No,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I can't tell the difference between cheeses
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 2: It tastes like the closest to a restaurant burger than
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  Speaker 2: any other fast food burger. I've tasted the sauce. I
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  Speaker 2: think I'd still prefer Big Mac sauce over it. What's
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  Speaker 2: the difference between Big Arch sauce and Big Mac sauce.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. It's pretty good. I
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  Speaker 2: think it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: It's good.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, listen, dude, McDonald's doesn't have a bad thing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The problem with my burger right now is that all
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  Speaker 1: the ingredients are in the middle. M Like I'm eating
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  Speaker 1: like the outside you know what I mean, part of
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  Speaker 1: the burger right now. I'm not getting a lot of
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  Speaker 1: extra ingredients. Well, he's a real food critic over here.
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: Clearly you don't order from DoorDash nearly enough. I'm reviewing
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  Speaker 1: my product, right. But the fries are great. They're always great, right,
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  Speaker 1: even if they're cold and shitty, they're still good.
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  Speaker 2: Other fries, by the way, what happened to those? Better
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  Speaker 2: not bitch out and only have one bite of that?
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: Look at him, I'm on a uh, you're on a
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  Speaker 1: what a very strict diet of what. I can't hide
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  Speaker 1: behind the radio. I have to be visible. Hiding behind
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  Speaker 1: the radio is my favorite thing.
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  Speaker 2: Kidding me.
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  Speaker 1: The bun is an improvement. I agree, that's very good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's some like poppy bun or something. Yeah, what is it? It's
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  Speaker 1: got a poppy seed and sesame on it. It's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: I like the combination. There's a lot of flavor in
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  Speaker 1: this burger. Yeah, surprising. So the McDonald's big arch, I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're for it. Yeah, we're for it. Did you really
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  Speaker 1: think we were going to come on here and say
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  Speaker 1: we don't like it? Yeah, it would take a lot.
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  Speaker 1: We really need sponsorships too.
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  Speaker 2: So however, though, however, I uh.
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  Speaker 3: McDonald's was also in the news because some woman claimed
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  Speaker 3: that she found a worm in her fialleo fish. But
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  Speaker 3: then the craziest thing is that I saw this was
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  Speaker 3: online and all these comments people are like defending McDonald's
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  Speaker 3: saying that a worm is like a known pair site
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  Speaker 3: and that kind of fish. And when it's heated up,
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  Speaker 3: like you know, they deep fri hi, so it's it's
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  Speaker 3: cooked enough that it doesn't army or anything.
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  Speaker 2: It's not so bad. Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Then other people are saying, well, at least you know
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  Speaker 3: McDonald's is using real fish.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but still, if you're gonna go to McDonald's flail fish,
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  Speaker 3: I mean people swear, I mean, who loves the flail fish.
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  Speaker 3: That's the extent of the seafood that I eat.
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  Speaker 2: You get fla a fish there.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it would not be my first choice, nor
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  Speaker 3: my eleventh choice, or twelfth or thirteenth probably.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. The big uh, the big sassy daddy
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  Speaker 1: big oh, mister t dj T loves the flay of fish.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is the one thing.
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: You know, we haven't gotten political thus far yet on
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: the podcast political.
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: We might get there. We might get there. We could
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: talk about, gee, the rising gas prices. We could talk
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  Speaker 2: about a lot. Would would I would.
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  Speaker 3: I would like to bring up, though, one thing that
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  Speaker 3: I thoroughly enjoy about the Trump presidency that McDonald's caters
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  Speaker 3: some events.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's fantastic. That's good ship. Give him big archburgers.
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  Speaker 2: Why not?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think it doesn't just for the public to
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  Speaker 1: see though, like once they get into the building, just
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  Speaker 1: throw it all is eating old burgers. I bet you
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: he's like, don't throw them away, give me the ones
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  Speaker 1: from yesterday. Leave him in the ballroom.
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  Speaker 2: Me and Baron are gonna play Call of Duty war simulation.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably what he thinks he's doing right now. Baron
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  Speaker 1: told me what to do strategy from Call of Duty.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a bad Trump. No, that's pretty good, to
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  Speaker 1: be honest. Okay, have you been practicing? Oh I don't really.
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  Speaker 1: I just kind of hear him enough.
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  Speaker 2: You were doing the hands too, the hands get you
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  Speaker 2: in it? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I hope he falls down a flight of stair. Oh Tyler, no,
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  Speaker 1: the other guy. Yeah, that's a little extreme. I hope
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  Speaker 1: he survives or whatever. But I think, you know, we'll have.
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  Speaker 2: Each step. That is a fun thing to say about people.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, you're mad at somebody, just say I wish they'd
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  Speaker 3: fall down a flight of stairs.
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  Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi put stairs in the way the Democrats, the
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  Speaker 1: slippery stairs from the Democrats? What are we?
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  Speaker 2: Where do we land on stairs for a liverpub? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Did I haven't do that?
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  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah?
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: We did it last time. You don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: There's Yeah, that's definitely a lip thing. Uh yeah, because
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: he was talking about the elevator being a lip thing.
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  Speaker 1: But no, elevator is pub. Go ahead and explain this
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: for the new listeners.
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  Speaker 2: What he hello, I'm Tyler roth Rock so liverpub is
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  Speaker 2: a game I play on Instagra dot com. Or I'll
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  Speaker 2: I'll take something and uh do a poll to see
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  Speaker 2: what political affiliation the random non political thing is. So,
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  Speaker 2: for example, Stairs we would say are they and LIB
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  Speaker 2: is obviously liberal? Pub is Republican? Who did is stairs?
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  Speaker 2: Are Stairs liberal or Republican? And I? The consensus was
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  Speaker 2: their LIB and I because of the work. But the
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  Speaker 2: pubs would say that they're the hard workers exactly. He
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: still doesn't get what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: Well, again, my argument, as we stated last time, my
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  Speaker 3: argument is the Stairs have to be the Republicans because
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  Speaker 3: the Republicans are the ogs that don't want anything changed.
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  Speaker 2: Well, how o G So that's that's that's why, that's
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  Speaker 2: why the game is fun. I think the escalator could
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  Speaker 2: be LIB. Yes, and I am a LIB. But I
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  Speaker 2: would say the escalators because it has the illusion of
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  Speaker 2: the stairs just hard work, but they're provided they're getting
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  Speaker 2: a lot of assistance. It makes you think a stair,
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  Speaker 2: It makes you think, you get the idea of stairs,
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  Speaker 2: and uh, maybe the satisfaction of stairs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, without the work of stairs. You know, anybody that's
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  Speaker 3: definitely afraid of the escalator. I used to be a
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: little worried about it. Really kind of fell down one
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  Speaker 3: a little bit when I was in high school.
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  Speaker 2: I fell down.
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  Speaker 1: It fell down an escalator, like the entire way you
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: fell down an up escalator and it was going down.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's worse or not. Probably probably easier.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: All you have to do is nothing and then you
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: won't fall. This stepped as soon as I gone on.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Dude. The worst part.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: You see those videos online where people get caught on
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: the escalator and then they just tumble at the very
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: bottom of it. They can't get up. That's my com
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit there. Yeah, yeah, I'll be honest.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: You know what. I just started getting scared of bridges.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: There's a bridge. I was going down to d C
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago, and there's this bridge. It's
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: like so long, and you're going over this river and
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: the way the fog was. The fog was at the
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: point of the bridge where you couldn't see anything below you,
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: but you could.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: See out and I did. I had a panic attack.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I couldn't because like I couldn't see the ground. Yeah,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I felt like I was in the sky, like I
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: didn't know how high I was, and uh, anxiety probably
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: through the roof.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: I freaked out. There's a because I was videoing it.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm so scared right now.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: While you were driving? Yeah, see that's safe. Well I
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: thought that would help beneficially illegal now yeah, like if
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: you have your phone in your hand while you're driving,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: that's illegal.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: I think that anything or is that national? I don't know.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I just passed the cop with my phone in my hand,
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: and also he had his phone, And I was gonna say,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I see cops with phones in their hands in hand
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: all the time. Different they're doing. They're doing their cop stuff.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Why can't they just do it on speaker phone they're
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: trying to find they're on never mind they have.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: All those Yeah.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a line Blue Lives Matter.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: There he goes again.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Wow, all right, everything's a mess over here. The burger
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: was dop. Burger was very Do you want the rest
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: of mine? He'll probably eat it?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: No no oh, And thanks to Joel's I guess obsession
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: slash addiction to door dash, that meal was free tonight,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: so thank you for I.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Was because I had one hundred and no, actually, you
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: know what it is. I had a bunch of like
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: points or something on my DoorDash account, and then I
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: cleaned my apartment a week ago and I found a
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: bunch of door Dash gift cards which totalled a little
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: over two hundred dollars.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Right on, don't use gift cards when you have gift
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: cards now, because people give me gift cards and I
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: always think, oh.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: We're gonna stop going to kid's birthday parties. What that's
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: what all your friends are like fourteen years old? Thanks
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: a lot you make me. Never mind.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: People get me gift cards, and while it's a good gift,
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: on one hand, it's a good gift, but then on
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: the other hand, normally gets thrown on a pile and
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: I forget about it.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I have a whole envelope.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Put your card. What's your theory? On gift cards at
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: a restaurant, I would sooner use that over like an
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Amazon one or something like that. Really an ample, Well
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: here's the thing, I think, like an Amazon one will
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: end up on my desk. But I like to go
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: out with friends and get food a lot, so like
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's more top of mind. I I
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: have a you know, a gift a degree. I find
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I always feel.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Awkward using a gift card at a restaurant. I don't know,
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: a restaurant's gift card. Yeah, like like yeah, why the
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: thing to look down on you because you're not spending
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: actual money? Yeah yeah, but somebody already spend money. It's
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: not like they're losing anything.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: But then like the like the the waiter waitresses, like, can.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: You maybe because they don't think that they're gonna you're
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: not paying real money, that you won't tip properly?
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Maybe you know? Maybe I don't know, I ever do.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: But if you have gift cards in your totals, you know,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: forty eight dollars and you give you know, fifty dollars
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: gift card, like how much do you tip their regular amount?
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Like proper yeah? Right right, yeah right for sure?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Speaking in gift cards, and the other thing I found
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: when I clean my apartment, I have a bunch of
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: visa gift cards.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Talk about paying the ass. You can't use those things anywhere. Apparently,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: these things like only work at the grocery store. From
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: what I've heard, is that true?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Well, and for a while gas stations, the company that
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: we work for, was baying me for certain work via
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Visa gift cards and.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Delete that, delete that, but not to talk about that,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: talk about that at all.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I claim that as a gift though, right. Yeah, they
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: didn't pay well, you know, they didn't exchange services for
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: that gift card. They just said, hey, we appreciate you
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: and your work. Here's an extra little sure.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: But anyway, now I have all these gift cards for
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: fifty dollars and I don't know how to spend them.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: There's a stack of You can't use that at a
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: gas station. You can 's a gift card. It's a
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: damn card. Yeah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I tried to spend those on Amazon and I got
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: all these air messages and work. Use it for gas.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: You need it more than ever, trust me. Yeah that's true.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good tell me about the gas, mister Trump.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: When's it gonna go down?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: It's gotta go up before it comes down. All part
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: of the plan, the Democrats joke Sleepy Joe. I'm cleaning
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: up Sleepy Joe's mess. That's pretty good. I'm gonna have
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: to post some reels about it. No, no, I can't.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I can't. They can't see myself too. There's too many
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: people that do it so good. It's we're gonna listen
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: back on this and be like it's actually not that good.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Like whoever's listening right now is like that sounded nothing?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Only I thought I had a Biden for a while.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Sound enough like him for the show. So thank you
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: for that. All right, let's do the wrap around?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Ready? Yes? Can you answer them? Can you answer the
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: questions in Donald Trump's voice?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Please? Now the game begins, all.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Right, Tyler rock Rock? How many bones does a crab have? Zero? Zero? Yes?
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: What kind of scientist studies the weather? I still have
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: food in my mouth?
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Fuck? Wrap around? You see him on WfMS now meteorologists there? Yeah? Yeah, jesus.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Where's the United Nations Headquarters? New York City? Very good?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: What flower associated with Kansas can grow up to twenty
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: feet tall or over twenty feet sunflower? Yeah?
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: How many inches are in a yard? Twelve?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Wait?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: No, no, thirty six?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Very good?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: What is the Japanese word for hello?
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say it all right.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Next, what do you call a scientist who studies animals?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Pass?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: What joint has the meniscus me. Yeah, who founded Ford Motors,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Henry Ford? Yeah, sixty percent of people live on what continent?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Asia?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Good job, got through most of them. Not bad that's left.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Oh no, but well we got through all of them.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: But there was a couple that you skipped. So how
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: many bones does of crab have?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Zero? You eat crab? Yeah? I love crab.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Crab's good man man, crab cakes, all right? I feel
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: like eating crab or lobster, any of that. It's a
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: lot of work for not a lot of payoff. You know,
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: you got to sit there with I couldn't agree more.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I love seafood, but it's never enough for me. I
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: want more of it. Yeah, yeah, I want more meat.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: What kind of on that note?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: What kind of scientist studies the weather meteorologist?
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: You got that with some help? United Nations Headquarters, New
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: York City? What flower associated with Kansas can grow over
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: twenty feet tall? The sunflower? How many inches are in
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: a yard? I don't understand.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Any of that. I would never have gotten matter right.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: But yeah, you almost said twelve, which sounds like some
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I would say I would have started at six, probably,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: which is even worse.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Six is okay?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the Japanese word for hello? You really don't know?
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: This can eat you?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: You got it?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Is it? I didn't?
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I don't want to say it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, if I'm wrong, I'm racist, if I if
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I said the wrong thing, it's just the thing I
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: say to myself that I just expose myself of saying
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: weird Chinese stuff or weird see have any stuff? Fuck? See? Sorry? Good,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: this is sounding like a pub podcast. Yeah, anyway, what
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: do you call a scientist who studies animals?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know. The zoologist?
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't know what joint has the meniscus, knee?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: The knee.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Henry Ford founded Ford Motors, and sixty percent of people
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: live where.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Very good, Very good, you did pretty good. I'm smart.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: They're really smart.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: You are? You?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Continue to impress? What do you want to do next?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I have food left?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: What are you?
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: How's your burger?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Oh? It's good, A whole burger here. I'm not I
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: don't want it half of your burger. There's germs around here.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: I'm good right now, I'm very full. That's the most.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: That's the most.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Eat that?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: No, why because he's trying to watch his waistline. Yeah,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: one burger is not gonna kill you.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I had Primo hogy for lunch today, and I want
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: to say, on the subject of bread, bread makes all
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: the difference in sandwiches. Primo has a Primo bread. Yeah,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: and that's what sets it apart.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: What you get turkey diablo, what's the oblo mean? I
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: think it's spicy, spicy, spicy turkey spicy, So what you
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: normally get, that's what I always got.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: See, I get the Italian HOGI there, Yeah, I don't
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: go with that. I don't like the I don't like
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Italian cured meats. Really. Salami shit fucking weird.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: You ever see salam salami? You could leave it out
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: all day, It's still fucking salami. I don't like that.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, what would it be at the
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: end of the day if it was a salami?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Hopefully like a congealed mess and no longer food. I
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: don't want it to still look like the thing it
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: was after a whole day in the sun. Nothing nothing good?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Is what science experiment?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Is this?
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Where we're taking lunch meat and just setting it out
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: in the sun. I haven't heard this.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: You've never been out like a picnic that the alcohol
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: got too heavy too early, and people forgot the food
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: was out. It turns into a product. I don't get
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: out much. It's like everybody starts digging back into it
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: at midnight. Everybody's fucked up eating the hogies next da,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: everybody's stomach hurts, like, yeah, that shit was laying in
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: the sun for like twelve hours.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I don't get hogies very often. Like I try to
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: watch my bread and take, and I'll tell you this,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: primo hogies. Their bread's really good. It's really big.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Though.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I have a small mouth, all right. I can't fit
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: big sandwiches in my mouth. We don't have to like
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: deep throat the fucking thing. I see Becker like a
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: gross gross.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: It is just gross. No, you're right though, Like I
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: have to I got I get the six inch it
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: off and I have to eat it, pitch. I have
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: to eat it like a like a like a hamburger almost.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah from the side, Yeah you get it, Yeah, get
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: it from the side.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Everything is innuendo.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: If you wanted to think, we need to move on here,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: we're getting we're getting very behind.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: What do you want to do now?
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: I want to do your random thoughts? What do you
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: want to talk about. You got random things to talk about.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Don't even get there yet. No, we're having.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Fun, man, Yeah, let's do random thoughts.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Blazed and confused random thoughts.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I saw a T shirt on the internet the other
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: day that said, I had my birthday party at McDonald's.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Do you guys ever have at McDonald's birthday? I have
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: a party back in the back of the day that's
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: probably like eight or nine. Yeah.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was like the Markey, the Marquee spot. Yeah,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: did you ever have one there? Oh? Of course.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: McDonald don't know if I had my own birthday party there,
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: but I remember going to other people's birthday parties there.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: The new modern McDonald's play places just look like sad.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, don't you think there's I haven't been to
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: iPads everywhere. I haven't been inside a McDonald's and even longer,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: like I haven't.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: It's a it's a it's like a it's like there's
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: no people. Yeah, you know, even.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: People even the counter, like you know, you remember, there's
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: no people. There's no people.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: You remember back in the day when you would order
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: fast food and you'd have to like wait in line
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: and then walk up to like one of seven people
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: that were standing there.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: There's maybe one of them, now wow.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: And the rest of these giant screens where you tap
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: what you want and then it pops up. Yeah yeah,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: and you know we go to McDonald's for the for
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: the human interaction.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, here's my question.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: If I had an adult birthday party at mcdonald'sould you
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: guys come.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah? Or I don't know if they do birthday
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: parties anymore.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Just have everybody hang out and eat some chicken nuggies together,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: and I don't know.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: You know why they don't have You know, there's a
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: real reason why they don't do birthday parties.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Why a kid died in the ballpit. They lost a kid.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: They never found the kid. They still have not found
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: the kid in the ballpit. Where do you go? They
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: don't know. That's the whole I mean, if you could.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like an episode twenty twenty I miss
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: I watched twenty twenty every week. Barbara Walters never reported
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: on the missing ballpit kid.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I had no lifeguard at the ballpit. That's the big problem.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Imagine this little billy gets in the ballpit and never returns. Yeah,
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: it's almost how Trump like says that. You know, little
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Billy is going off to school and when he comes home,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: he's a Jane.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: It's almost the same thing. What else happened this week?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I was, Oh, I read that UFC fighters are training
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: FBI agents.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Now I saw that, What wow? What else is new?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: This is just like the movie Idiocracy. He's never seen
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: this movie, but I told him everything that's happening in
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: that movie is happening now. And Donald Trump endorsed Jake
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Paul for political office. If he really wanted to sing.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: When I saw about that is when he invited Jake
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Paul on stage. He was doing some you know, here's
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: the thing. He's not even running for office, like there's
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: no active campaign, but he's still doing rallies. A little weird, right, yeah,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: it's fundraising, yeah whatever.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: He was doing that in Ohio a week ago now,
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: probably two weeks ago by now.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Jake Paul and he invites first names. Oh yeah, exactly.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: He invites Jake Paul up on stage. This dude has
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: these crazy sweat stains. Yeah, both I felt bad. Part
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: of me felt bad for this guy, Like who let
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: him up there? He went to go like get peace,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: sides with both arms up, drenched on both sides.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Days on cocaine. They were doing like methamphetamines together, John Jr.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Probably right, Yeah, Jake, Paul, what a crew? Yeah, what
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: a crew? Two face stags, two first names. Always trust
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: a guy with two first names. Vote Paul, Vote Paul,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Paul for pres.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: I think that's all I had this week. Did you
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: think about anything?
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes and no, A lot of things, but yet
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: nothing at the same time.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I love I love you man, Thanks, I love you too.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you're here. Why are we going golfing? Oh
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: my god, this whole thing again. You know, it's like
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: for the past ten years. Even telling me, yeah, we're.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Joel ten years ago you were six years old? Funny,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: real good?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Did I know you? I knew you ten years ago,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: didn't Probably? Yeah, Well where were you working at the
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: radio ten years ago?
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah? On air?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah? How old were you? That's probably right when we
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: met I'm twenty seven now seventeen.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: That's when I met him.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think I met you when you were uh yeah,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I n I think the first thing I remember you
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: at is we judged a Wiener dog competition.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's the first time I met you. I think, yeah,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: you think I thought, Fuck, I knew, I thought we
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: met before that you were judging wieners together.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember that one pissed one pissed on my
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: foot and then it won.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Who was the winner? Yeah, that's all I remember about that,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: that you were literally pissed that it pete on me.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, but it was also funny, you know, Yeah,
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: it was funny.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: A wiener dog competition. Well, how about that? Kind of
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: vaguely do remember that? Yeah, they're like racing, right, yeah,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: run around right? That was a long time fighting. Do
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: they get them fighting?
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: No? No, Michael Vick, calm down over there, geez, I'm
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: just asking the questions. That's bad. Let's go to the
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: next part of the show.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Jow Wiener dogs fight, the Wiener fight, it exists, just
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: you know anyway? All right, Trivia Tangient gac Lit, Blazed
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: and Confused podcast with Becker and Joe. I'm going first,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: by the way, all right, question number one, I have
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: to put this somewhere because it's I don't want it
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: to get it condensation.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: It's getting all wet over here. What that cup? It was,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to get your shit all wet. I'd
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: be quiet an answer this question.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, fine, this would be God bless and we miss
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Bob Holder because he would roast me for how stupid
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: this question is.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna ask you anyway. Okay, all right.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Human beings have eight hundred and forty of these in
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: their entire body, while elephants have forty thousand of them
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: in their trunk only.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: What are they? Read it again?
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Human beings have eight hundred and forty of these in
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: their entire body, while elephants have forty thousand of them
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: in their trunk only.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, taste buds or some kind of sensor, H.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Like, I think. I like where you're going with that.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know the answer. I'm gonna say, are they
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: inside the trunk of the elephant? I know I'm not
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: a zoologist. You were taking something to now that doesn't happen,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: so we just learned what that is. Small Victory's you
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: gotta celebrate all of them, that's right. I'm gonna say,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: taste buds. Final answer, no, because it's in their snout, right.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: They don't eat from that thing, I guess they do,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: they snort water. Of all the things to snort water,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I think they drink water with us. Now, they don't
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: snort it, but they snorted off though I know what
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: you mean. I think they might.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I like what you're saying. I'm gonna I like where
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: you're at. I'm gonna go with taste buds. Ah man,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: The correct answer is muscles. Oh wow, that whole.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Thing's just one giant muscle flopping around. Well, then it's
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: only one.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Well, no, it's forty thousand of them all together, acting
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: it's one, probably right.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Again, I'm no zoologists, but when I saw this question,
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: I thought that's pretty interesting.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Do you ever see an elephant lifting, like lifting weights
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: with it? That's how they get them strong. You know,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: an elephant can do a push up with its trunk,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: a push up it could, Yes, that's I mean, dude,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: it's strunk. Come on read that.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what an elephant can hold itself up with the
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: strength of its own trunk.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Like, I mean, I think hypothetically it ken, But I
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: don't feel like that's been scientifically proven, Like we've never
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: done clinical research on that. Hey, mister elephant, stand up
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: via your trunk only. I don't think, well, they don't
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: understand English, Joel.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: They're supposed to be really smart, don't they never forget
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Like, they never ever forget, like especially nine to eleven
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: they never forgotten. Even that was question too. You know,
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: the problem is.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: If you're past a certain age, you don't understand that
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: nine to eleven in pop culture is not joked about.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: But it's brought up very Uh well, you're a comedian,
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: you know, like very lightly, even though it's definitely not funny.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: It's funny, it's definitely not Did you bring it up
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: then to never forget? Yeah, he's reminding people that's all.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Well, now we really can never forget it because Charlie
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Kirk died the day before on my birthday. We mean,
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: now we got Charlie Kirk day and nine to eleven
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: their neighbors.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk lost to great and beautiful Erica.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Wow, all right, Anyway, a number of years ago, what
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: product was advertised with this slogan?
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I can't believe. I ate the whole thing. Man.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, dude, I've never had a girl say that
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: to me before, So it's that's a difficult one. I
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: can't believe I ate the whole thing. Hmm I and
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: what year was this? I'm sorry there was no year
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: in the question. I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Is it a meal or is it a snack? Or
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: is it a treat?
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Can you give me a little bit of a hint?
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I give you hints a lot, and people tell me
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: that you told him do.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Uh. It's a product. Is it a sweet or is
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: it a savory or sweet? Neither?
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: A number of years ago, this product was advertised with
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: the slogan, I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be savory or sweet. It can't be neither, right,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be one.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Or the other. It has no taste at all. I
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: can't believe I ate the whole thing. Uh, something you
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: bought in a store? Or oh, he's right, a food item? Huh, Oh,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: he's right. You saw the answer. I can't go to him,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: then you can't go to me. But stop looking at
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: something that I'm curious. Is it something that was like
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: sold in a store or did you order it?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna answer? We're gonna be I don't know
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: the answer, all right, was it like bagel bites or
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: some shit.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: You're close alka seltzer. Oh really, that's a great question.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: That's a really hard one. I didn't I thought it
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: was gonna be a food, not an actual product.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: The phrase appeared in a very popular nineteen seventy two
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: commercial where a man named Ralph moans about over indulging
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: in a large meal, leading to the product's use as
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: a remedy for indigestion.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: The campaign was a cultural hit, often associated with the
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: jingle PLoP PLoP, phizz fizz yep.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, what a relief it is.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: I can honestly say, I don't think I've ever had
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: an Alka seltzer over once.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: No, nah, we should try those for the MUNCHI minute
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: next week. It doesn't like making not barf. Isn't that
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: the goal of an alcacette. This helps you with indigestion.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: You might need them after what to What really is indigestion?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: It's like heartburn, like the acidic kind of thing.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Do you have that?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: No?
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think you need never
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: get it or I don't know what it is. I don't.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I might get I'm not knowing that. That's what the
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: sensation is. Gotcha like heartburn? I don't know what that shit.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: We're just a bunch of doctors here hanging out heartburn.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: You don't know what it feels like. I think it
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: feels like your heart's burning. Question three.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Doing horribly this week?
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: What was the first animated series made for primetime network television.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: A trivia question that everybody knows, and I might have
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: asked it before.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: To be honest, Time Cartoon. I want to say the Simpsons,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: but I feel like it was something before that. No,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: it would have been way before that, right, that was
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: my guest, Scooby Do, Scooby Do back in the day. Oh,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: that's a great guess too, that might be it. I'm
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: gonna go with Scooby Doo. Correct answer is the flintstonesh Obviously,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: very good question this week.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Wow, you're on fire. I have another one. I'm
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: really on a roll with my CHATCHBT really provided you
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: some good show. It wasn't that.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: It was the tough trivia portion of Radio online dot Com,
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: which I pay a fifteen dollars subscription fee for fifteen
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: bucks a month to get these good questions.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Almost the obvious an ad but good, that's good. Almost
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: the opposite of a here's the thing I pay to
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: you is.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Question for.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: All right, what sesame street character?
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of numbers in this has the birthday
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: October ninth of the year one million, eight hundred thirty thousand,
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: six hundred and fifty three BC.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: It's the vampire. Right, what's his name?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Probably read it again?
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: What sesame Street character has the birthday October ninth of
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: the year one million, eight hundred thirty six hundred and
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: fifty three. Wait one, the count? Yeah, one million, eight
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: hundred thirty thousand, six hundred and fifty three BC.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go with the count.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, so good.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: So you got one right, all right? That is the count.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: One man.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: We used to have no certain somebody that had a
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: laugh that was just like that. You'd be working at
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: your desk and from down the hall you'd hear ah,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: like a bird.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Name names. No, we don't do that, we're just heling around.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Question number one.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: It is illegal to own which household pet in Switzerland. Hmm,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: it is illegal to own which household pet in Switzerland.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: So since you like interrogated me about my questions, I'm
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: going to interrogate you about yours. It's illegal to own
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: this household animal. Like, are they household animals here in
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: the United States?
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, great question? Pets? Yeah they are. They're pets, like.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Common pets, like a lot of people have them, or
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: like I think so yeah, all right, so like I
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: think right away, like, turtle comes to mind. Turtles are cool, man.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: I'd like to have a turtle. My parents had a
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: turtle growing up. I vaguely remember as a little kid.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: His name was Timmy, Timmy the turtle. How freaking cool.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: I want a turtle. But what do you do with them?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: What do you do with the turtle?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I feed and fish, watch to meat.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You can't like hang out with a turtle,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: you know? Is that what you're you're hoping for? Like
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: you can like interact with this animal.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: But anyway, which one of them is illegal? It could
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: be a turtle, it could be uh, like a guinea pig.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: They're kind of weird. They're weird. I don't know.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: It's too close to like a rat. I agree, right,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Well rats are accepted. Yeah, that's weird too. People have
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: rats as a pet.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know why, but I'm gonna say, uh uh turtle,
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: rest in peace, Timmy.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Sorry Timmy. Guinea pig? Oh my god, really got it? Yeah,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: you ted? That was that was manipulation. You tried to
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: throw them off. That scent. Well, usually if.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: He's looking at me, I get my facial expressions give
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: it away. So I just start having conversation now to
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: distract myself from reacting.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Wow, guinea pigs. Yeah, you can't have them in Switzerland. Sorry, Buden.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: You know the other problem with guinea pigs is they
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: shit everywhere? Man, Yeah, in a cage. Well yeah, my
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: neighbor down the street growing up, they used to have
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: a chinchillas, which to me is like the same thing
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: as a guinea pig. I know it's not, but you
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: look at them and it's like, all right, it kind
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: of looks like a guinea pig, right, But dude, they
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: used to have them in the basement.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: They would all they do is just sit.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: There and ship all day.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Part of me wishes I was a chinchilla because it
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: seems like a pretty good gig.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: You just said.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I really honest question too.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I like this question.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Apart from the fingerprint, what is the only other body
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: part that has its very own unique print? Oh aside
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: from your fingerprint?
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I know that. Jeez, is it your nose print? No
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: funny you get your nose printed?
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: You don't.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: But I still think that that might be some people
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: have bigger pores than other people.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: It sticks maybe hand or I was thinking tongue, Oh, tongue.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: You mean hand like your palm.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: No, you can't do look at his face. Maybe we
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: got him look at his face. No, no, I don't
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: think you can do a tongue. Like how do you
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: check somebody's well, it doesn't mean you check it. It
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: just means it's it's like unique, right or is it? Yeah?
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Are they? I think everybody has the same tongue, maybe
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I eyeball excuse yeah, but.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Adding like a retina print or retinal print.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: What else could you print? I think? What about Toes?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Can I say Toes?
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Is that what you want to go with?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I might have to because you're smirking, like trying not
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: to look at anyone, all right, So it's Toes it's
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: wrong no, no, no, toes.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Well I didn't say a final answer. Then I'm gonna
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: stick with my original answer and say, nose, it's not No,
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: I just said that. No, you said it wasn't toes.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Oh they sound alike. Uh no, wrong, Tell me read
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: the question again.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Aside from the fingerprint, what is the only other body
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: part that has a unique print.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be tongue, tongue it is?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: It's tongue? Yeah, dude, that doesn't mean that the cops
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: are like making you use a tongue like you don't
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: come down to the prestinct and start of licking papers.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: We got them.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: You know. That's probably why you're gona end up gett
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: arrested anyway, because you're listening around licking papers, arrested for
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: that kind of thing. Obviously out of his mind on drugs.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: By the way, Tyler, I'd like to point out that,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: while you were correct, I did not say that I
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: was going on my lifeline. Probably should have, but I didn't.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think it gives the ship. Yeah, that was mean,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: and I was right, So that will no longer help you. Well,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: you can't because I used the lifeline that I didn't
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: even want be nice to our guests.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: I'm out of here.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Three.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: You need a reminder of how things work. What you knew.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Isn't this your fourth time on this show? I never
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: know this rule, fourth time on this episode, fourth time
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: on this podcast.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Rather, he's a regular now, Tyler Rothrock, Joel, your next question,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: where is the wenus located?
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: It's in your elbow? Right? Ah, yeah, you got it right.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows that. I actually didn't know that. Yeah you didn't.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I didn't think you know that either. Everybody knows that.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I guess I grew up in the era of he's.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Touching my weeness. Oh yeah, oh we had that too.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They ever feel your wenus? Is that this thing
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: right hits the little fleshy part of your elbow. It's
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the fleshy part or it's like the bony part right
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: at the tip. I think it's the fleshy part rights itself.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I was gonna do another.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: I've been doing too many trumps, but I wanted one
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: there so bad, did you?
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the biggest wien God, you could do
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: one more elbow. I've got the nicest. Nobody has a
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: better tip of their elbow than me. Question for twenty
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: what you might get this actually a group of what
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: is known as a murder. Oh, a group of what
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: is known as a murder. I want to say hornets.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: That's a great guess. I don't that's a great guess though,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: like murder, I don't know why I want to do
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: those murder hornets. Remember when they were coming out in
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: the news. Yeah, I was kind of concerned about that
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: for a little while.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: They don'tmurder.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: They murder each other. Oh, really, they don't murder us.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: They're huge, though they don't like what that means? Is
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: that what that means they murder each other?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think that's true. We're not
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: a news podcast anymore anymore.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: There used to be a trusted source in news. But
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I've never been stung by a bee. So I'm not
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: scared of your life. To my knowledge, I've never been
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: stung by bee.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know that.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Just one thing I will say.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: You know, people are like definitely afraid of getting stung
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: by a bee because they're like definitely allergic to it.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm allergic to it, because I've
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: never been stung by one, dude, I don't know if
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: this is too revealing about my sister. All Right, when
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: we were kids, my dad, that's always good. When we
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: were kids, my dad used to take us up to
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Lehigh because we liked Lehigh football and we would like
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: to watch them practice and stuff like that and would
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: just be like a day out of the house. But
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: this one time, my sister was like sitting on the
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: fence that lines the property and she got stung in
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: her butt, oh like twenty times. Oh man, I remember
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: sort of laughing about it.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you definitely laughed a lot. I was probably
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: cracking up anyway. Ouch.
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  Speaker 1: A group of what is known as a murder. She's
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: gonna hate that. I told that story. Man, that's funny.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: So my far off by saying bees or hornets? Is
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: it an insect? I'm not gonna tell you that, now,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: come on, No, no, all right, I'll be nice. No,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: it's not an insect, all right, So I'm off. Then birds,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you're on the right track. Birds.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: What kind of bird.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Murder?
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: A murder?
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: So you'd think that that means that they'd have to
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: be able to like kill something if they wanted to.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: What kind of bird can kill something? A vulture, A
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: group of vultures a murder? Does that sound right? I'm
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: trying to talk it out in my brain here. It's
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: really fun to watch vultures, but there's other birds that
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: eat shit. It might not have anything to do with
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: the act of murder.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: No, but why would it be called a murder if
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: it's a group of nice birds?
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: It's not a dove. Nice birds, well, most birds are,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: relatively I would go with your gut instinct. Well, my
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: gut instinct was hornets, and that's wrong.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Oh well.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then vultures finally, you know, it's a vault.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I'm having a really good time thinking about vultures as
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: a being called a murder.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Uh crows a murder of it? It's actually very impressive.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: You had it nailed down to birds though, Yeah, I
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: mean it helps. I said it wasn't insects, you know,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: so I gave them been like rhinos, a group of rhinos.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Rhino's pretty good questions. Yeah, yours were too, very difficult.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: We learned a lot this week, Don't We Educational is
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: a very educational podcast. You know.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: The disclaimer says that it's a rated M for marijuana.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: No minors, mature ards is only it should really be
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: the disclaimer that says this the following program is educational
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: and informative.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: But then you have to do that thing where like, uh,
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: the opinions are my own. All the news people do
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: that on their twitters. Yeah, yeah, any retweets are my
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: own or whatever. Never mind.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: But I like the idea of having an additional disclaimer.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: You said you didn't like the idea when I pitched it.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: You did you pitch me that idea?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, two disclaimers in a row, but that's what you said.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: But I was like, yeah, but I think it's kind
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: of funny, Like the following is, you know, not factual
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: or whatever something like that. If you just had a
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: whole I think it would be fun I think it'd
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: be funny. Because there were I think it wouldn't be funny.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I like the disclaimer bit told you it's a good idea.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I have those sometimes, what idea? Yeah, yeah, we all
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: do it allegedly. Yeah, Hey, you had a great weekend.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: By the way, I wanted to say congrats on it.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: He had like six almost six sold out shows in Philadelphia.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: What was that Helium?
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Yep? Yeah, and uh, you got to perform those shows,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: but also you opened for one of your favorite comedians. Yeah,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Kyle Kanaane tell us about it. Man, congrats, But it
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: was a great turnout.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: It was the most fun week and I've had in
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: a long time, uh with life and comedy. But no,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: he's the best he's been. Like when I first started,
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: he was like somebody I thought, was like so great
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: and yeah, I mean there's just no notes on It
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: was like six shows, five of them are sold out,
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: and what was cool, like full disclosure, you know, behind
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: the scenes on me. I've been going through like a
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: little bit of a breakup, as Mike knows, and like
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like, my head's a little bit weird about it, obviously,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: and so I go down there he Kyle's also going
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: through a breakup. So we had this like bonding moment
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: about going through a breakup, and I was like, you know,
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: it like made me realize, like if you would have
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: told me ten years ago that me and my favorite
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: comedian would be bonding over a mutual breakup, I'd like
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: it's all worth it. Yeah, you know what I'm saying
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: like that, because like in the moment, you're like, damn life, sucks.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: I got dumped, but it's like, no, man, think we're
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: having this cool fucking moment with this tam Man.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think that that gives you your best content too,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: because it's so relatable like breakups.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. All people want to do
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: is relate to anybody, but especially comedians. Yeah. Yeah, I
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: think I got some I got some stuff in the
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: works about it. Yeah, it hasn't hit the press yet. Yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Well I saw you recently at a show at Steel
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Stacks and I was blown away. The seriously, Uh, I
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: have these moments for you know, where my friends where
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like I know that guy, and he did such
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: a great job. Like I was like, I just felt
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: like you nailed it that thank you. The crowd was
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: like with you, you know what I mean. It was
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a really good night and I was just really I know,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I just really was happy for you.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: So thank you. Yeah, it was an awesome weekend.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: A lot of new material that you had pulled out,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: you know, that night, and it was so funny. Dude,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: like me laughing the entire time. And I might have
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: been a little stone, but it's just laughing the entire.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: I'll take that. I'll take that. Yeah, I was a
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: little hot, really high. That's probably why he was laughing.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: But I bet.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: But no, you're such an awesome guest on this podcast.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: We appreciate you hopping on with us and like you.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: So you're so funny and talented and people should definitely
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: check you out. You must have stuff coming up. Uh yeah,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: yeah I do. I do. I have the things you
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: got coming up?
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Do you need me to June nineteenth, in July tenth
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: and September eleventh. I love these scattered dates he's giving.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: I'm doing like this recurring show at at Steel Stacks
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: called What's Wrong with Tyler Rothrock, where I have a
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: I'll do some new material, but I'll bring like a
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: headliner in, like somebody from New York or like somebody
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: like that you won't get to see, like a friend. Yeah,
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: and they'll just come work out and then we'll do
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: like a Q and a kind of podcast thing after.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: I'm really excited about that. I'll be there, So yeah,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: June probably won't be he won't be there, but.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: He'll say, Joe will say he's gonna go like you,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: He's gonna have like it. He's gonna I gotta go
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: to Molten Lounge and play the America's top nineties hits.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: I gotta play. I gotta play led Zeppelin for a
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: bunch of drunk grandma's.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: But I appreciate that too close, very close. I'll come
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: to one of your shows when you take me golfing.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: I do fine. You guys are never going to do
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: any of that, So we look forward to those shows
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: where people Where can people find out more about that
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: on my I g Instagram or so people can go
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: to instagram dot com.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: I'm starting to substack too. Yeah, I gotta start writing
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: more on I let you substack? What do you finished?
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Like a blog?
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: But it's like just more social media. Ship God, are
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: you on blue Sky?
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: No? No?
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Are your heads?
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Threads? Even that?
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: But everything goes right to threads like everything's connected. I'll
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: have to do is one post?
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I like that sometimes, like on my feet, it'll be like,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: you know, Joel and three other friends have joined threads.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: You should too. I'm like, that's only four people. I'm
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: not going to sign up.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: I get to see what Joel's saying on two different places.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Do you scroll on threads? No?
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I don't be on thread I don't be on threads
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: or I don't go, don't be on on it either.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: What about Twitter? Do you still like scroll Twitter?
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Or sometimes I get I'll do news like today, I
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: saw like one in one of my group texts, what's
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: the guy from Israel? Not as.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: He was?
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: There's like rumors that he's dead, like he got killed
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: on a strike. So I'll go on Twitter and just
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: put in like bb or and Yahoo and just you know,
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: like consume like shitty media about it. I like to
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: get like like the conspiracies, like that's where I'll go
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: for that.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: But not really, I did not hear that glowing indoors.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's dead. I don't think he's dead.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know either though we all do. Every world
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: just know why we could all be Everybody might be dead.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Trump could be dead. I'm dead.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: I'm dead, So I'm Becker. That's Joel Tyler Rothrocks. Thank
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: you to find you online at Tyler Rothrocker. It's that easy, right,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: people can do that, that easy, all right? Episode forty three, Wow,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: thanks for hanging out. I was just thinking should we
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: do the area code thing or should I just press
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: the button to end it?
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: We could just end it if.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: You're an area code four three zero or zero four three.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Thank you for listening, Yeah see you. Bye.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel don't forget
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