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Mullet & Pity F*ck · F*ck Off Fridays

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SPEAKER_02: Welcome back to Fuck Off Fridays with your girl Liv and your girl Charlie.
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SPEAKER_02: Coming up this week, we have your resident fuck off of the week.
0:12
SPEAKER_02: I've got some more icks.
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SPEAKER_02: We've got a quiz from myself for you two.
0:18
SPEAKER_02: And I've got a quiz for Rich.
0:22
SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
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SPEAKER_02: So grab yourself a beverage, sit yourselves down, and off we fucking go.
0:33
SPEAKER_02: I'll start with what you're loving this week because I know you're a positive P.
0:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
0:37
SPEAKER_01: What are you loving this week?
0:39
SPEAKER_01: Um, so Aldi of all places put something out, and I'm gonna read it to you.
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SPEAKER_01: Go on.
0:46
SPEAKER_01: And it says, obviously, they've got a great marketing team, right?
0:48
SPEAKER_01: And they do a lot of stuff with the whole calling the caterpillar and all that shit.
0:51
SPEAKER_01: It's very funny.
0:52
SPEAKER_01: But they've actually done something serious, and I fully support this.
0:54
SPEAKER_01: So they put out a thing saying, hey, other supermarkets, it's us again.
0:58
SPEAKER_01: We'd love it if we could join forces to fight period poverty.
1:02
SPEAKER_01: One in ten people in the UK can't afford period products.
1:05
SPEAKER_01: That's unfair, and we need to do better.
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SPEAKER_01: Finally, something that we can all work on together.
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SPEAKER_01: We're working with the charity Freedom for Girls to provide free tampons and pads in our customer and colleague toilets.
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SPEAKER_01: In addition to this, we've given away over a million period products to those in need and donated a million of our owned charities across the country, helping people get on with their day, even if they've been caught short.
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SPEAKER_01: No code words, no barriers to access, no loyalty card.
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SPEAKER_01: Let's make a difference together.
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SPEAKER_01: If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's this Aldi admin, and they've tagged all of the major supermarkets.
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SPEAKER_01: Fairfax.
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SPEAKER_01: Anyone replied?
1:37
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:37
SPEAKER_01: I didn't see that, but I just saw them put that out.
1:40
SPEAKER_01: And I I think back in 2021, the government scrapped any tax on period products.
1:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:46
SPEAKER_01: Um, which I'm here for.
1:47
SPEAKER_01: And I have noticed, and obviously, Rich, this is not so much in your world, but like in more public toilets and things like that, I have noticed more like free sanitary products.
1:57
SPEAKER_01: And like there is nothing worse than when you get caught short.
2:00
SPEAKER_01: That's annoying.
2:00
SPEAKER_01: But if you actually can't even afford, like the cost of living is sky high at the minute, anyway.
2:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:06
SPEAKER_01: But if you can't even afford to have what I see as like a basic human need, then I think that's really sad.
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SPEAKER_01: So I think, yeah, fair fucks.
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SPEAKER_01: If the supermark markets can do something positive, then I support that and I'm here for it.
2:18
SPEAKER_01: Okay, fair.
2:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's what I'm loving this week.
2:20
SPEAKER_01: What are you loving this week?
2:21
SPEAKER_01: Don't ask me.
2:23
SPEAKER_02: Don't ask me.
2:25
SPEAKER_02: It's been a long time since I've had a woo.
2:27
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what I mean?
2:29
SPEAKER_02: Uh, I can give you my fuck off.
2:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay, go on.
2:32
SPEAKER_02: People who only show up when they need something.
2:34
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
2:37
SPEAKER_02: I've got two actually.
2:39
SPEAKER_02: People who only show up when you need when they need something.
2:41
SPEAKER_02: That drives me nuts.
2:42
SPEAKER_02: Um, and it kind of ties in with like you could be having the shittiest time of your life, and people still go, Oh, haven't heard from her, haven't seen her, where is she, what's she like, and then we'll use it to gossip or talk shit.
3:00
SPEAKER_02: And it really annoys me because I think we're so quick to go for the negative.
3:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:04
SPEAKER_02: It's like I've had a period of like real, as you know, like hibernating, hibernating and just trying to like keep myself afloat, but people take it as a negative.
3:17
SPEAKER_02: Rather than being concerned about are you alright?
3:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Um, and it fucks me off.
3:22
SPEAKER_02: Really fucks me off.
3:23
SPEAKER_02: I support that.
3:24
SPEAKER_02: Um, that and going off on just people being negative.
3:30
SPEAKER_02: When people are trying to start something new, like I think people need to remember.
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SPEAKER_02: Exhibit A?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, we're quite a way in now, but we we had it, and I was very nervous to put the first episode out because obviously I had to edit the audio and I was worried about the sound quality, and you had to do the video, and it was it was a whole thing, and it was a whole process of learning something new.
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SPEAKER_02: So when people are trying to start something new, shut the fuck up if you're gonna be a cunt about it.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I'm not talking about us here, like we have someone who is close to us who is trying to start something new, and you know, she rightly or wrongly, she's nervous about it, yeah, and it's it's a shit world that we're in where someone's so nervous to start something which is actually really good for them, but people's opinions get in the way and put you off there, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: And I really hate it, I really hate it because it's I'm like, no, just fucking go for it, fuck them all.
4:30
SPEAKER_01: Support your friends and clap for them in the same way that you would some fucking random person on Instagram.
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SPEAKER_01: I think that's the thing that gets me.
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SPEAKER_02: You might not go down the same route, you might not uh understand it, but shut up, basically.
4:45
SPEAKER_01: Be there to support your friends, yeah.
4:46
SPEAKER_01: Put them up on a pedestal.
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SPEAKER_01: If they're starting something new, help them out.
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SPEAKER_01: Is there anywhere that you can add value to them?
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SPEAKER_01: Be someone that they can bounce ideas off of.
4:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, other than that, just don't say anything.
4:57
SPEAKER_02: Preach.
4:58
SPEAKER_02: And I feel like I do go on this tangent quite a bit, but it's just something I've thought about a lot today.
5:03
SPEAKER_02: Um here's your public service reminder.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just be nice to people, support them.
5:09
SPEAKER_01: And this person in question, they've got some very exciting things coming.
5:12
SPEAKER_01: I saw on their Instagram today.
5:14
SPEAKER_02: I know.
5:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
5:15
SPEAKER_02: So just need everyone just needs to be a little bit mindful.
5:19
SPEAKER_02: Because also, and I've said this before, it's always the people not doing anything that will bring everyone else down.
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SPEAKER_02: Preach.
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SPEAKER_02: So, and I will, and I've just it's I've just said it, but I will admit it.
5:30
SPEAKER_02: You know, the f it took me two years to get here.
5:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
5:33
SPEAKER_02: Two years to get here to start this idea.
5:36
SPEAKER_02: I wrote scripts for fucking ages, we thought about it for a long time.
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SPEAKER_02: I approached you, you said, let's go for it, and here we are.
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SPEAKER_02: But you know, I was fucking nervous to put the first one out, I was fucking nervous the second week.
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SPEAKER_01: But everyone's got to start somewhere.
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SPEAKER_01: 100%.
5:51
SPEAKER_01: And you know what?
5:51
SPEAKER_01: I will say to anybody now who's thinking about doing something new is now it became almost like doing this has like become the norm for us.
5:59
SPEAKER_01: People are just like, Oh, how's the podcast?
6:00
SPEAKER_01: And there's no like I think to begin with, people are like, You're doing what?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and people were negative, whereas now they're like, Oh yeah, I'm loving it.
6:06
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, eh, see.
6:08
SPEAKER_01: We knew we'd have you.
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SPEAKER_02: People, I mean, Rich and I have had this conversation, people drop off, don't they?
6:13
SPEAKER_02: So people get really excited in the beginning and they think, Oh yeah, this is great.
6:17
SPEAKER_02: There'll still be people slagging you're off.
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SPEAKER_02: But and then we'll take your lessons though, yeah, and your views.
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SPEAKER_02: People then tend to sort of drop off because they're like, Oh, you're still doing it.
6:26
SPEAKER_02: Do you remember you and I spoke about this the other week?
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're still doing it, or you're doing quite well, or whatever.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and then years to come when someone's sort of semi-made it or made it, they're like, Oh yeah, I used to hang out with her.
6:37
SPEAKER_02: I used to go to the pub with her.
6:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was like, Where are you now, though, dickhead?
6:42
SPEAKER_01: So it's just food for thought.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I like it.
6:45
SPEAKER_01: Stay consistent.
6:46
SPEAKER_01: Do you know what?
6:46
SPEAKER_01: It's like gym training.
6:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you've got to stay consistent.
6:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's the same with anything.
6:50
SPEAKER_01: You want to get good at anything, you can't just expect.
6:52
SPEAKER_01: I think we live in a world now where it's like everyone gets instant gratification from stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: But like, if you want to be good at anything, you've got to work hard at it.
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SPEAKER_02: We'll be there consistently every supper, every dinner, every Christmas party.
7:02
SPEAKER_02: I'll be there.
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SPEAKER_02: Stay consistent.
7:07
SPEAKER_01: Um, anyway, what's yours?
7:09
SPEAKER_01: Uh the bra and my wire came wait, the wire and my bra came out yesterday.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, we're two very different women.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, nice.
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SPEAKER_01: I've not had it.
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SPEAKER_01: Did you use it as a weapon against a man?
7:17
SPEAKER_01: No, I did try and pull it out there.
7:18
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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SPEAKER_01: Damn it.
7:19
SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, just just really, really annoying and inconvenient.
7:22
SPEAKER_01: That was all.
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SPEAKER_01: So nothing major laser, but it really fucked me off.
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SPEAKER_01: Sorry, did you just say nothing major laser?
7:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
7:27
SPEAKER_01: Major laser.
7:27
SPEAKER_01: I say major laser all the time.
7:28
SPEAKER_01: Down with the kids.
7:29
SPEAKER_00: Romeo Dunn.
7:30
SPEAKER_00: That's that's it.
7:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
7:31
SPEAKER_01: I said Romeo Dunn in last week's episode.
7:33
SPEAKER_00: And I was really happy because I thought I was the only person that did that.
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SPEAKER_02: No, I I can't.
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SPEAKER_02: Um okay, well, I've got a question for you, too.
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SPEAKER_02: Go on.
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SPEAKER_02: What's worse?
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SPEAKER_02: Someone who only contacts you when they need something, or someone who disappears when you're the one that needs help.
7:51
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
7:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck, they're both terrible.
7:56
SPEAKER_02: I would say someone who disappears.
7:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's yeah, because they're not there for you in the way that you would be there for them.
8:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:02
SPEAKER_02: And we've we've I mean I've been on the receiving end of that.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because you can you can tell the one that turns up's just you can ignore them.
8:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
8:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that's first.
8:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:11
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
8:12
SPEAKER_01: Mercy buckets.
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SPEAKER_01: I'd like to discuss something with both of you.
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SPEAKER_01: Go on.
8:16
SPEAKER_01: The return of the mullet.
8:19
SPEAKER_02: Oh, right.
8:20
SPEAKER_02: What did I say to you?
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SPEAKER_00: My dad still has one.
8:22
SPEAKER_02: Stop! What did I say to you the other week?
8:24
SPEAKER_02: I said it wasn't a fucking look when it was in before.
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SPEAKER_02: It's not a fucking look now.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but they have tweaked it.
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SPEAKER_00: It is more, it's not.
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SPEAKER_00: I think there was an old school mullet that was just full mullet.
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SPEAKER_00: Now it's like shaved sides.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
8:37
SPEAKER_00: And you have the the the rest is mullet.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's like a modern version.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it feels like it's not as long at the back.
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SPEAKER_01: It's a bit more like a bob than it was like a full-blown ponytail.
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SPEAKER_02: But right around now, one of my closest friends will be screaming at the radio because she loves a mullet.
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SPEAKER_02: She loves a mullet and a tash.
8:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, don't get me wrong, I love a tash, like a top gun tash.
8:57
SPEAKER_02: Like Movember.
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SPEAKER_02: We're not going off on that one because your boyfriend will lose his mind.
9:02
SPEAKER_01: Haway two dangers.
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SPEAKER_01: Glenn Powell, I love you.
9:11
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, no, I can't I can't.
9:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I wouldn't even do it as a charity.
9:16
SPEAKER_02: Like, I wouldn't even throw them a pity fuck.
9:18
SPEAKER_02: No.
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SPEAKER_01: They're just everywhere.
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SPEAKER_01: When we were at Childham last year, everywhere.
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SPEAKER_01: Everyone's got a mullet.
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SPEAKER_01: It's like every ag college student going has got a microphone.
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SPEAKER_02: It's not enough mullets at uni.
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SPEAKER_02: They're actually committing to it.
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SPEAKER_02: There are people out there selling homes, selling antiquities with shit haircuts.
9:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Up and down the county.
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SPEAKER_00: They just need to finish their haircut.
9:40
SPEAKER_00: Like what age range are you seeing though?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm picturing like 20.
9:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh, a lot of young farmer.
9:45
SPEAKER_00: 20.
9:45
SPEAKER_00: It's younger than YouTube.
9:47
SPEAKER_02: But I am seeing it later in life.
9:48
SPEAKER_02: Are you alright?
9:49
SPEAKER_02: Why are you using us as the barometer?
9:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:51
SPEAKER_02: I'll push you off that fucking seat in a minute, mate.
9:54
SPEAKER_02: Let me fucking tell you.
9:55
SPEAKER_02: He's awfully chipper.
9:56
SPEAKER_02: You need a little step to get back up onto it.
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SPEAKER_02: Jolly little fucker, isn't he?
10:00
SPEAKER_01: Honestly.
10:01
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, the mullets be gone.
10:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
10:04
SPEAKER_01: It's a particular look.
10:06
SPEAKER_01: Um, the only other thing I wanted to discuss, and this will I'll make it very brief because it'll only uh appeal to people that watch traitors.
10:13
SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
10:13
SPEAKER_01: Claudia Winkleman's outfits on the traitors.
10:17
SPEAKER_01: You could say maybe I don't get fashion.
10:19
SPEAKER_01: There'll be people there being like, she looks amazing.
10:21
SPEAKER_01: I think she looks like a school child in every single fucking outfit she wears.
10:24
SPEAKER_01: And every time she comes out, I go, Who has dressed her this time?
10:27
SPEAKER_01: And she there's a guy who's imitating um the whole traitors, and he'll beat all the different characters, all the different people, cast members.
10:35
SPEAKER_01: And every single time he's Claudia, he has obviously the big fringe that's yeah over her eyes, and he's doing this, shaking his head, and always has a bright orange face and is wearing a weird outfit.
10:45
SPEAKER_02: So I I need to pay attention to what she's wearing, obviously.
10:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
10:48
SPEAKER_02: But the one thing I will say is she was on, I want to say it was like an eight out of ten catsy thing, and someone said, like, where did your look come from?
10:56
SPEAKER_02: And she said, and I quote, that she wanted to look like a young French, like artist boy.
11:07
SPEAKER_02: That's where she just wanted to like blur the like look like a mess.
11:12
SPEAKER_02: Okay, and just have this dark sort of grungy, and I'm sure she will have watched that, yeah.
11:18
SPEAKER_02: But she openly admits she's orange, yeah.
11:20
SPEAKER_01: She was very orange.
11:22
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, that's that's what I have to say on that matter.
11:24
SPEAKER_01: Okay, because it's not interesting if people don't watch it.
11:27
SPEAKER_02: Um I've got another hill I will die on.
11:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, go on.
11:33
SPEAKER_02: Some people might not like this one.
11:35
SPEAKER_02: Posting your relationship it all the time doesn't mean it's healthy.
11:41
SPEAKER_02: No, I agree.
11:42
SPEAKER_00: I agree.
11:43
SPEAKER_02: In my historical view, anyone that posts all the time, you know, when they go out with this one, or fucking this one.
11:55
SPEAKER_02: Ugh! Um, or like they post like their weekends and their boyfriend literally, it's like hard launch everything.
12:01
SPEAKER_02: They are you people can argue with me, but they are the most unhappy.
12:06
SPEAKER_01: I just don't feel the need to post all avenues of my personal life on social media.
12:11
SPEAKER_01: And again, I'm really mindful of how I say this because I have a public social media account.
12:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you have a private one as well.
12:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but even on both of those, like I hardly ever post anything to me and Charlie.
12:23
SPEAKER_01: It might be like my public one is very much like this is what I am doing in my life, which is fun.
12:30
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, you see, you see what I'm up to.
12:32
SPEAKER_01: But actually, if you went on my Courtsall Charlie account now, there's like three posts in a row of me and Liv.
12:38
SPEAKER_01: It looks like we're now a lesbian couple.
12:40
SPEAKER_01: Let's start that rumour.
12:41
SPEAKER_02: I'm never gonna be able to get rid of this rhetoric of me being a minge buncher.
12:47
SPEAKER_02: Well, you start.
12:48
SPEAKER_02: For fuck's sake, never gonna be able to get rid of it.
12:51
SPEAKER_02: She's bisexual.
12:53
SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
12:53
SPEAKER_02: I'm demisexual.
12:55
SPEAKER_02: What does that mean?
12:55
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not demisexual.
12:56
SPEAKER_02: What is that?
12:57
SPEAKER_02: That means I need to be in love to have sex.
12:59
SPEAKER_02: Is that what that means?
13:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, apparently.
13:01
SPEAKER_02: You have to have an emotional connection from Lulu.
13:04
SPEAKER_02: No, I didn't hear it from Lulu.
13:06
SPEAKER_02: I thought I actually spoke to Lulu about that.
13:08
SPEAKER_02: I'm educating her.
13:09
SPEAKER_02: No, no, she she definitely knew about it, but I spoke to her about it.
13:13
SPEAKER_02: Um I'm not a lesbian.
13:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm not.
13:18
SPEAKER_02: I'm just gonna say it.
13:19
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
13:20
SPEAKER_02: I never thought you'd admit that on the book.
13:22
SPEAKER_01: Fake news.
13:24
SPEAKER_02: Fake news.
13:26
SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, I'm actually engaged.
13:28
SPEAKER_02: I've got two children.
13:29
SPEAKER_02: Also fake news.
13:31
SPEAKER_02: You don't know this.
13:32
SPEAKER_02: I have have a whole other life that you don't know about.
13:34
SPEAKER_02: No, you don't.
13:35
SPEAKER_02: You don't have time for that.
13:36
SPEAKER_02: I d I do.
13:38
SPEAKER_02: I do.
13:39
SPEAKER_02: Shut up.
13:39
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm being deadly serious.
13:41
SPEAKER_02: I have two children that you don't know about.
13:43
SPEAKER_02: Oh you do.
13:44
SPEAKER_02: No, no, you know you that you don't know about.
13:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
13:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they live with their dad in Dubai.
13:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:54
SPEAKER_02: Um I'm being deadly serious.
13:57
SPEAKER_02: No, shut up, let's move on.
13:58
SPEAKER_02: This is weird.
13:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm gaffling the fuck out of her right now.
14:00
SPEAKER_03: She literally, literally, you famous and you fell for it.
14:05
SPEAKER_02: You gullible little fucks.
14:07
SPEAKER_02: Right.
14:07
SPEAKER_02: Obviously, I don't.
14:08
SPEAKER_02: You'd know if I'd burn it.
14:09
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, that's what you mean.
14:10
SPEAKER_01: When you say I've got two children, I was like, yeah, they're sat outside.
14:12
SPEAKER_01: She had to adopt.
14:13
SPEAKER_01: Sooty and sweep.
14:15
SPEAKER_01: What did you say?
14:16
SPEAKER_02: She had to adopt.
14:18
SPEAKER_02: Adopt, don't shop.
14:21
SPEAKER_00: I'll have a Chinese one.
14:24
SPEAKER_02: What is the charge?
14:27
SPEAKER_02: You two like she was looking at me like she was buying into that.
14:31
SPEAKER_00: You did seem quite convincing though.
14:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:34
SPEAKER_00: But like, you know, I kind of I kind of thought it was like, you know, people can buy a star as a Christmas present, you just bought a couple of kids.
14:41
SPEAKER_00: I'm no contact with everyone else.
14:42
SPEAKER_00: Why wouldn't I be no contact with them?
14:46
SPEAKER_00: They choose not to speak to me.
14:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh, fuck's sake.
14:50
SPEAKER_00: Break the cycle.
14:53
SPEAKER_00: Merry fucking Christmas.
14:55
SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
14:56
SPEAKER_02: Who wants the gizzard?
15:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh well, gaslit the fuck out of you.
15:04
SPEAKER_01: You're right, mate.
15:05
SPEAKER_01: No.
15:05
SPEAKER_01: Rich, would you like a quiz?
15:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
15:08
SPEAKER_01: Liv, you can join in on this.
15:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
15:11
SPEAKER_01: So I've brought back.
15:12
SPEAKER_01: Remember we did that quiz with you, Would You Survive Being a Girl?
15:15
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
15:15
SPEAKER_01: We've brought that back.
15:16
SPEAKER_01: Oh God.
15:18
SPEAKER_01: I have no idea what she's got with you.
15:19
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so there's only five questions in this.
15:22
SPEAKER_01: Question number one.
15:23
SPEAKER_01: If your friend says, I'm just popping to the loo, how many people are going with her?
15:28
SPEAKER_01: Is it A, just her?
15:30
SPEAKER_01: B, her, plus one.
15:32
SPEAKER_01: C, the whole table, plus a stranger that she met at the sinks.
15:35
SPEAKER_01: Or D, she goes alone, but you have to guard her drink and her handbag.
15:41
SPEAKER_00: I can't say what I'm I think it's actually the last one.
15:44
SPEAKER_01: D, she goes alone, but you have to guard her drink and a handbag.
15:47
SPEAKER_02: No.
15:47
SPEAKER_02: C.
15:48
SPEAKER_01: Incorrect, Rich, correct Olivia.
15:50
SPEAKER_01: The whole table goes, plus a stranger that she met at the sinks.
15:53
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
15:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, whole gang.
15:55
SPEAKER_01: Okay, question number two.
15:56
SPEAKER_01: You buy a nine.
15:59
SPEAKER_00: I can't win this.
16:00
SPEAKER_00: If I get them all right, I'm a girl.
16:02
SPEAKER_01: Could you survive being a girl as a kids?
16:04
SPEAKER_01: Question number two, you buy a 90 pound jacket that was reduced from 120 pounds.
16:08
SPEAKER_01: We got another maths question for you here.
16:10
SPEAKER_01: How much did you save?
16:11
SPEAKER_01: A 30 pounds.
16:13
SPEAKER_01: B 90 pounds, because that's what you spent.
16:16
SPEAKER_01: C, nothing.
16:17
SPEAKER_01: You earned 30 pounds, and it's basically a pay rise.
16:20
SPEAKER_01: Or D, depends who's asking.
16:22
SPEAKER_01: If it's your boyfriend, the jacket was£20.
16:25
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that could be two, couldn't it?
16:27
SPEAKER_01: So how much did you save?
16:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh, is this uh£30,£90, nothing, but you made money, or depends on who's asking.
16:36
SPEAKER_00: Am I getting these all wrong this time?
16:37
SPEAKER_01: Correct.
16:38
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
16:38
SPEAKER_01: C, nothing.
16:39
SPEAKER_01: You earn£30, it's basically a pay rise.
16:42
SPEAKER_01: That's what I was gonna say.
16:43
SPEAKER_01: But I'm trying not to give him an in.
16:45
SPEAKER_01: Girl maths.
16:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:46
SPEAKER_01: Okay, question number three.
16:48
SPEAKER_01: Your friend asks, does anyone have a plaster, hair tie, tissue, safety pin, mini sewing kit, emergency lipstick?
16:54
SPEAKER_01: What do you do?
16:56
SPEAKER_01: A.
16:56
SPEAKER_01: Look in your pockets.
16:57
SPEAKER_01: B.
16:58
SPEAKER_01: Say no and feel bad.
17:00
SPEAKER_01: C.
17:00
SPEAKER_01: Open your handbag and produce all six, plus a spare for the girls standing next to her.
17:05
SPEAKER_01: Or D suggest that she goes home.
17:09
SPEAKER_00: Uh depends on the the woman, doesn't it?
17:14
SPEAKER_00: Because there's definitely women I know that could pull that out.
17:17
SPEAKER_01: I just need an answer, Rich.
17:19
SPEAKER_01: A, B, C, or D.
17:20
SPEAKER_01: Two, B.
17:21
SPEAKER_01: B.
17:21
SPEAKER_01: Olivia, what do you think?
17:22
SPEAKER_01: C.
17:23
SPEAKER_01: Olivia is correct.
17:24
SPEAKER_01: It is C.
17:25
SPEAKER_01: You open your handbag, you produce all six, and you have a spare for someone else.
17:28
SPEAKER_00: I know loads of women that would not be able to do that.
17:31
SPEAKER_02: Do you know why I know this?
17:32
SPEAKER_02: Because one, it's happened to me loads of times.
17:34
SPEAKER_02: And two, we were in Padstow about to get on a safari boat, and she was like, Oh, my hands are really dry.
17:39
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Hand cream.
17:41
SPEAKER_02: Whipped it out.
17:41
SPEAKER_01: Hermione Granger over there.
17:43
SPEAKER_01: Everything is you would have it.
17:45
SPEAKER_00: I often have a lot of big.
17:46
SPEAKER_00: She's the snack woman.
17:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:47
SPEAKER_00: Mine's the arm hand cream.
17:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
17:50
SPEAKER_01: You need a tampon?
17:51
SPEAKER_01: I got a tampon.
17:52
SPEAKER_02: I'm the condiments of beauty.
17:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I am the condiments of food.
17:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:58
SPEAKER_01: Preach.
17:59
SPEAKER_01: Question number four.
18:00
SPEAKER_01: Your friend takes 47 photos of the group at dinner.
18:03
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that gives me anxiety.
18:04
SPEAKER_01: How many get posted?
18:06
SPEAKER_01: A, all of them.
18:08
SPEAKER_01: B, five, the best ones.
18:10
SPEAKER_01: C, just one after a 40-minute group chat debate, and it's the one where you look great, but your best friend has a rise shirt.
18:16
SPEAKER_01: Or D, none.
18:17
SPEAKER_01: Everyone is having a bad face day.
18:18
SPEAKER_01: C.
18:20
SPEAKER_02: Olivia?
18:21
SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say C.
18:22
SPEAKER_01: C is correct.
18:23
SPEAKER_01: Well done.
18:24
SPEAKER_01: I know because she's done it to me so many times.
18:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:27
SPEAKER_01: Excuse me, I click on a life hack for everyone, and my good friend Maggie taught me this.
18:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh live.
18:32
SPEAKER_01: Put your photos on live.
18:34
SPEAKER_01: No, I do.
18:34
SPEAKER_01: They're so great.
18:35
SPEAKER_01: Because actually, even so, if you want to put a little video together on an Instagram reel, that's the way to do it.
18:41
SPEAKER_01: Uh anyway, final question of would you survive being a girl?
18:45
SPEAKER_01: So far, you're doing well.
18:47
SPEAKER_01: You find a dress you love and then discover it has pockets.
18:50
SPEAKER_01: What do you do?
18:52
SPEAKER_01: A, put your phone in one and carry on.
18:54
SPEAKER_01: B, check the other pocket.
18:56
SPEAKER_01: C, tell every single person you meet that that evening in this order.
19:00
SPEAKER_01: Thanks.
19:01
SPEAKER_01: It has pockets.
19:02
SPEAKER_01: Or D, buy it in every colour.
19:05
SPEAKER_00: C Livia?
19:08
SPEAKER_02: What was D again?
19:10
SPEAKER_01: Buy it in every colour.
19:12
SPEAKER_02: D.
19:13
SPEAKER_01: Incorrect, Livia.
19:14
SPEAKER_01: The answer is C.
19:15
SPEAKER_01: You tell everyone, thanks.
19:16
SPEAKER_01: It has pockets.
19:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, I missed that one.
19:19
SPEAKER_02: Otherwise I'd have said that one.
19:20
SPEAKER_01: I'm mad for a pocket.
19:20
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, Rich, I would I would say you'd fare quite well as a girl.
19:26
SPEAKER_01: So good on you.
19:27
SPEAKER_01: Olivia, over to you.
19:29
SPEAKER_01: I have a quiz.
19:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:31
SPEAKER_02: Double quiz.
19:32
SPEAKER_02: We didn't communicate.
19:33
SPEAKER_02: Oh, cool.
19:34
SPEAKER_02: Um quiz on my face.
19:39
SPEAKER_02: Honestly.
19:40
SPEAKER_02: Quiz Lambert.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: I told you, Titanic swim team is the best quiz name.
19:46
SPEAKER_02: It is, yeah.
19:47
SPEAKER_02: It's the best quiz name.
19:49
SPEAKER_02: Um so it's a quiz about me.
19:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
19:52
SPEAKER_02: Get your dinger ready.
19:54
SPEAKER_02: Now, there are no they're not any wrong answers.
19:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
19:59
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
20:00
SPEAKER_02: But there are some right ones, and I haven't written down like dead answers.
20:03
SPEAKER_02: They're they're up here, so I'll allow points.
20:06
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
20:08
SPEAKER_00: So Do we need to chime in or we just go?
20:11
SPEAKER_01: You got your dinger there?
20:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:12
SPEAKER_01: I got my dinger ready.
20:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:14
SPEAKER_01: There he is.
20:15
SPEAKER_01: I'm ready.
20:16
SPEAKER_01: Order up.
20:17
SPEAKER_01: Little John.
20:19
SPEAKER_01: Me wearing your penny.
20:21
SPEAKER_01: Little John must have such a sore.
20:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:24
SPEAKER_01: Must have such sort of vocal cords after a gig.
20:27
SPEAKER_01: Drink cough syrup all the time.
20:28
SPEAKER_01: Is that why he's like?
20:29
SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know.
20:29
SPEAKER_01: He's doing something, but he's the man's straining them.
20:32
SPEAKER_01: I'm ready.
20:33
SPEAKER_02: What is my most used phrase?
20:39
SPEAKER_02: You can't, you can't.
20:45
SPEAKER_00: Each.
20:45
SPEAKER_00: Um that's a tough rank.
20:47
SPEAKER_01: At the minute I'd say that's up there.
20:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
20:49
SPEAKER_01: Get pegged.
20:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, you've got so many.
20:54
SPEAKER_00: You really have.
20:54
SPEAKER_00: Like we used to make a little doll, like a woody one.
20:56
SPEAKER_00: You just pull them and they all come up.
21:00
SPEAKER_02: Point each.
21:01
SPEAKER_02: Get in.
21:02
SPEAKER_02: Well I'm Rich.
21:03
SPEAKER_02: What is something I would never spend money on?
21:16
SPEAKER_02: Crickets here.
21:21
SPEAKER_00: A voucher.
21:22
SPEAKER_02: A voucher is, yeah, a voucher.
21:24
SPEAKER_02: I'd give you that, because I wouldn't buy a voucher.
21:26
SPEAKER_02: No.
21:27
SPEAKER_02: I think it's a gay gift.
21:28
SPEAKER_02: Am I more likely to leave someone on delivered or on red?
21:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
21:35
SPEAKER_01: Delivered.
21:35
SPEAKER_01: You wouldn't open it.
21:37
SPEAKER_01: And also you haven't got the blue tick, so nobody's gonna know anyway.
21:40
SPEAKER_01: No one's gonna know.
21:41
SPEAKER_01: Unread.
21:42
SPEAKER_00: Unread.
21:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Rich gets that one.
21:44
SPEAKER_01: Hang on, wait.
21:44
SPEAKER_01: Delivered as well, you haven't you haven't looked at it.
21:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
21:48
SPEAKER_01: And unread, you also still haven't looked at it.
21:50
SPEAKER_01: Or you mean on read.
21:51
SPEAKER_01: So you've read it and you've just not replied.
21:53
SPEAKER_00: You've read it but not replied.
21:54
SPEAKER_01: Gotcha.
21:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh see, I think you just wouldn't open them, you wouldn't open it if you weren't interested in replying.
21:59
SPEAKER_01: Nah, I'm curious.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: Right.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: So press and hold if you're curious.
22:03
SPEAKER_01: Nah, I'm curious.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: Press and hold on a WhatsApp message.
22:06
SPEAKER_01: And it pops up, but only so far.
22:07
SPEAKER_01: Do you know that?
22:08
SPEAKER_00: As a notification.
22:10
SPEAKER_01: So if you open up your WhatsApp, so if I message you now, you could you could press and hold it.
22:16
SPEAKER_01: So if I sent you, say I sent you like a paragraph, you could press and hold.
22:20
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
22:22
SPEAKER_01: There we go.
22:23
SPEAKER_02: How does he not know that?
22:24
SPEAKER_01: The penny half dropped.
22:25
SPEAKER_01: Alright.
22:26
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, moving on, Liv.
22:28
SPEAKER_02: I'm curious.
22:29
SPEAKER_02: So I will nine times out of ten.
22:31
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'm always on Do Not Disturb, but like I will open my WhatsApp.
22:36
SPEAKER_02: I will read like if something's urgent or not.
22:41
SPEAKER_02: Unless I'm really busy, which today I have had the world's shittiest day.
22:45
SPEAKER_02: Um, so you won't get a response from me.
22:49
SPEAKER_02: But I will read it and then go, oh, that that's not an urgent, like that's not you don't need an immediate reply from me.
22:55
SPEAKER_02: But they won't know if you read it or not.
22:57
SPEAKER_02: If someone is a dick, I'm just no.
22:59
SPEAKER_01: Okay, fair.
23:01
SPEAKER_02: Um Rich takes a point, fuck you.
23:04
SPEAKER_02: What is my guilty pleasure?
23:07
SPEAKER_00: Did you not say it in the last episode?
23:10
SPEAKER_02: No.
23:12
SPEAKER_02: You didn't tune in.
23:13
SPEAKER_00: That's why you didn't say it.
23:15
SPEAKER_00: Because you knew it was coming.
23:21
SPEAKER_01: There's a couple.
23:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh there.
23:23
SPEAKER_01: Because I'm I'm my brain is tick tocking because I'm I feel like you're like me and give you a clue.
23:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:29
SPEAKER_01: Think music.
23:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:33
SPEAKER_02: Think boy bands, not who we saw.
23:35
SPEAKER_02: Not we're safe.
23:36
SPEAKER_02: No.
23:36
SPEAKER_02: Represent.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: Not guilty about them.
23:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, One Direction.
23:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:41
SPEAKER_01: In my head, because we watched part of it the other day.
23:43
SPEAKER_01: I was thinking about the road to El Dorado, and I was like, why do you feel guilty about that?
23:48
SPEAKER_02: What's there to feel guilty about?
23:50
SPEAKER_02: What is my biggest irrational fear?
23:54
SPEAKER_00: Spiders.
23:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
23:56
SPEAKER_02: That's rational.
23:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I agree.
23:58
SPEAKER_02: That's rational.
24:00
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you two will know this.
24:02
SPEAKER_02: I don't think I do.
24:04
unknown: Irrational.
24:07
SPEAKER_02: Don't mean to tell you.
24:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, go on.
24:09
SPEAKER_02: My w my biggest fear, and it's like a recurring nightmare that I have, is a natural disaster.
24:15
SPEAKER_02: Something you can't control.
24:17
SPEAKER_02: So when I was in Barbados and we had that hurricane, oh my god.
24:22
SPEAKER_02: Um tsunami, anything like that.
24:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:25
SPEAKER_00: I think we're quite safe here though.
24:26
SPEAKER_02: So it's only when you've had a few earthquakes in my life and stuff, it's yeah.
24:30
SPEAKER_00: You're safe here.
24:32
SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying it's literally one of my most irrational fears.
24:35
SPEAKER_01: I do think it's irrational.
24:36
SPEAKER_00: No, I think it's I think it's rational when you're when you're in those countries, it's definitely rational.
24:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
24:40
SPEAKER_00: Because that is a it can happen.
24:42
SPEAKER_00: Here it's a bit irrational.
24:43
SPEAKER_02: The hurricane I was in was only a category two, but fucking hell.
24:47
SPEAKER_02: Do you have to go down into one of the shelters underground?
24:49
SPEAKER_02: No, we would it was literally just like the island was on lockdown.
24:51
SPEAKER_02: I was in Barbados, the island's on lockdown.
24:53
SPEAKER_00: Um Hurricane Olivia.
24:55
SPEAKER_02: It was oh it was fuck it was fucking horrendous.
24:57
SPEAKER_02: Like they put all the deck chairs in the pool so they don't fly away.
25:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, everything basically like twisters.
25:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was horrendous.
25:06
SPEAKER_02: Shout out Glenn.
25:07
SPEAKER_00: Great film.
25:08
SPEAKER_02: What celebrity would I want to meet?
25:11
SPEAKER_02: And you can't mention people I've already met.
25:16
SPEAKER_02: You can't mention people I've already met before.
25:18
SPEAKER_02: Are they dead or alive?
25:20
SPEAKER_00: Um no, either or all.
25:21
SPEAKER_00: Olivia, the you know, the one with Pete.
25:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck, I love her.
25:26
SPEAKER_02: Olivia Awards, yeah, I love, yeah.
25:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you'd meet her.
25:28
SPEAKER_02: But there are there are others.
25:30
SPEAKER_01: What I'd give to get her on this couch.
25:32
SPEAKER_01: Whee.
25:33
SPEAKER_01: What a woman.
25:34
SPEAKER_02: Think about who I spoke about this evening.
25:37
SPEAKER_00: One direction.
25:38
SPEAKER_00: No.
25:42
SPEAKER_02: Nile's.
25:43
SPEAKER_02: Maybe previous episodes.
25:45
SPEAKER_02: I have a weird crush on.
25:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
25:47
SPEAKER_01: Michael Sheen! Michael Sheen! He's Welsh, I can arrange that for you.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: I I literally had visions of him going, James Blunt, Paul Cooper, Bill Nightie.
25:59
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, I've already met those.
26:00
SPEAKER_02: You met Bill Nightie?
26:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
26:03
SPEAKER_02: Unreal.
26:04
SPEAKER_02: Nicest fucking bloke you'll ever fucking meet in your life.
26:07
SPEAKER_02: Top tier.
26:08
SPEAKER_02: Love that.
26:08
SPEAKER_02: Graham Norton.
26:10
SPEAKER_02: If you're listening, Beland.
26:12
SPEAKER_02: Really?
26:13
SPEAKER_01: Doesn't surprise me.
26:14
SPEAKER_01: Gay diva.
26:16
SPEAKER_01: I get that vibe.
26:18
SPEAKER_00: Are we keeping that in?
26:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:20
SPEAKER_01: I think that's okay.
26:21
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
26:21
SPEAKER_01: He's gay and he's a diva.
26:22
SPEAKER_00: Graham's coming for you.
26:24
SPEAKER_02: What is the first thing I do when I get home?
26:26
SPEAKER_02: Alexa, turn on the living room.
26:30
SPEAKER_00: No, you change.
26:34
SPEAKER_00: No.
26:36
SPEAKER_00: Let the dogs out.
26:37
SPEAKER_02: It's too generic.
26:40
SPEAKER_02: What do you normally do?
26:42
SPEAKER_02: Light a candle.
26:43
SPEAKER_02: I'll give you that.
26:44
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
26:44
SPEAKER_00: You don't always do that though.
26:46
SPEAKER_02: Well, she does.
26:47
SPEAKER_02: She made the quiz up about herself.
26:49
SPEAKER_02: What is one thing that instantly annoys me?
26:54
SPEAKER_00: Boundaries.
26:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:55
SPEAKER_00: With people.
26:56
SPEAKER_00: I was going to say if you don't want to talk to anyone.
26:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:00
SPEAKER_02: People not reading the room.
27:02
SPEAKER_02: People being overfamiliar as well.
27:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:05
SPEAKER_02: People not reading the room.
27:07
SPEAKER_00: She's a celebrity now.
27:09
SPEAKER_00: Make an appointment.
27:10
SPEAKER_02: Just general shit.
27:13
SPEAKER_02: Honest to God.
27:15
SPEAKER_02: You don't know what kind of day someone's had.
27:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:18
SPEAKER_02: Don't pounce on them.
27:19
SPEAKER_02: Don't insert yourself where you're not supposed to be.
27:24
SPEAKER_02: Give people a minute.
27:26
SPEAKER_02: Be polite.
27:28
SPEAKER_02: Fucking hell.
27:30
unknown: God.
27:31
SPEAKER_02: Olivia hath spoken.
27:32
SPEAKER_02: Who do I secretly judge the most?
27:36
SPEAKER_01: Men.
27:37
SPEAKER_01: But it's not a secret.
27:39
SPEAKER_02: Fair.
27:41
SPEAKER_02: Who do I secretly judge the most?
27:43
SPEAKER_02: Richard, not me.
27:46
SPEAKER_00: Yourself.
27:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you.
27:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay, fair.
27:50
SPEAKER_02: I had one chance.
27:51
SPEAKER_02: This Charlie will get this one, I reckon, before you.
27:54
SPEAKER_02: This is the last question.
27:56
SPEAKER_02: What is an opinion I have that would start an argument?
28:02
SPEAKER_01: Again, I feel like this could be a multitude of things.
28:06
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna need a clue here.
28:08
SPEAKER_02: Think about some an argument that I'd get into on a night out.
28:13
SPEAKER_02: More than likely with a man.
28:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
28:19
SPEAKER_00: I'm picturing that exact conversation as well.
28:21
SPEAKER_01: The one Ted Lasso.
28:24
SPEAKER_01: Men trying to hit on you when you're with your friends?
28:28
SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking they got a chance.
28:30
SPEAKER_02: No.
28:30
SPEAKER_02: An opinion would be.
28:32
SPEAKER_02: What would the opinion be that would start an argument?
28:36
SPEAKER_00: It's something around that they think they know you.
28:39
SPEAKER_01: They can read you.
28:41
SPEAKER_01: More than likely.
28:44
SPEAKER_01: They think they got you nailed down.
28:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:45
SPEAKER_02: They got no fucking idea.
28:46
SPEAKER_02: But also misogyny.
28:49
SPEAKER_02: Anything like that.
28:50
SPEAKER_02: Because I know it's it's to be honest, it's facts.
28:53
SPEAKER_02: It's not opinion.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: But I would start an argument with anyone about that.
28:57
SPEAKER_02: There's only been one person I've ever met in my life that has been able to read me immediately when they met me.
29:04
SPEAKER_02: Your therapist.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: No.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: Shout out.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: No?
29:07
SPEAKER_02: I mean, yeah, but no.
29:09
SPEAKER_02: One person.
29:10
SPEAKER_02: Ah.
29:12
SPEAKER_02: And I was absolutely like Mr.
29:14
SPEAKER_02: Cook.
29:16
SPEAKER_02: It's very, very rare that I am speechless.
29:20
SPEAKER_02: But yeah.
29:22
SPEAKER_02: But then I'm very good at reading other people, so I don't like people taking my gifts.
29:27
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, that is it.
29:29
SPEAKER_02: You guys, that was we could have done better, I feel.
29:32
SPEAKER_02: Smash it.
29:33
SPEAKER_02: Great.
29:34
SPEAKER_02: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
29:35
SPEAKER_01: Really?
29:35
SPEAKER_01: I got some snag snog Mario Voids.
29:38
SPEAKER_01: Fucking.
29:40
SPEAKER_01: For our male listeners, I've got a men's football special.
29:45
SPEAKER_01: Oh God.
29:46
SPEAKER_01: So I'm not going to know who these people are.
29:48
SPEAKER_01: No, you will.
29:48
SPEAKER_01: I went for popular people.
29:50
SPEAKER_01: They're in the media.
29:50
SPEAKER_01: You'll know who they are.
29:51
SPEAKER_01: The three people are Harry Kane, Jude Bellingham, and Marcus Rashford.
29:55
SPEAKER_01: Marcus Rashford did all the school dinners.
29:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
29:58
SPEAKER_01: Harry Kane's, I want to say Captain of England, is that right?
30:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:01
SPEAKER_00: Um he's disgusting.
30:02
SPEAKER_01: What do I know about Jude Bellingham?
30:06
SPEAKER_01: Goog him, she's Googling.
30:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was gonna say you.
30:08
SPEAKER_01: No, I know what Jude Bellingham looks like.
30:09
SPEAKER_02: No.
30:10
SPEAKER_01: Are you asking Rich first?
30:11
SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, go on, Rich.
30:13
SPEAKER_01: What are you saying?
30:13
SPEAKER_01: Who snog in?
30:14
SPEAKER_01: Who you marrying who you avoid him?
30:16
SPEAKER_00: Er snog Rashford, Mary Kane, and avoid.
30:23
SPEAKER_01: Hey Jude.
30:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:26
SPEAKER_00: Paul Jude.
30:29
SPEAKER_02: Um I don't really care which one round which way round because I'm just avoiding Harry Kane.
30:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
30:38
SPEAKER_02: I just think he's awful.
30:39
SPEAKER_00: What why?
30:40
SPEAKER_00: I just Is this like your Ben Affleck thing?
30:42
SPEAKER_00: I did I watched him in um a film the other day and I really he did it watch him in, he's just not that into you.
30:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you said that last time.
30:50
SPEAKER_02: I still think he's a dick.
30:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but he's lovely in that film.
30:53
SPEAKER_00: No, he isn't.
30:55
SPEAKER_02: He dragged her along for seven years saying he didn't want to get married.
30:59
SPEAKER_02: But he marries spoiler alert.
31:01
SPEAKER_02: He married in the end because she basically goes, right, I I can't be with you, and she leaves him.
31:06
SPEAKER_02: But he has a point.
31:08
SPEAKER_00: You can be with someone and not have to.
31:10
SPEAKER_02: Yes, but she wanted to get married, so therefore don't be with someone.
31:14
SPEAKER_00: And he did that to make her happy.
31:16
SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's been happy.
31:17
SPEAKER_00: Then again, we're having an argument on a podcast about Ben African.
31:21
SPEAKER_02: Because I don't think you should marry if someone has said to you from day dot that they don't want to get married, don't then go and fucking marry them because it comes out later in life and they resent you for it.
31:31
SPEAKER_00: He did you not they grew together on that episode.
31:36
SPEAKER_00: She was willing to they both actually went to the next level of love.
31:40
SPEAKER_00: They were both willing to sacrifice one another.
31:43
SPEAKER_02: She that's not the next no.
31:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what I'm saying.
31:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna argue this type of guy.
31:48
SPEAKER_02: You are taking the wrong thing from this.
31:50
SPEAKER_02: She loved herself more and she was willing to walk away because of what she fucking wanted, and he couldn't give it to her.
31:56
SPEAKER_02: Fuck yes.
31:57
SPEAKER_02: Follow your dreams, with your boyfriends.
32:00
SPEAKER_00: She came back.
32:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, after he put some fucking effort in and actually had to show.
32:05
SPEAKER_00: Which he always put in the whole time.
32:07
SPEAKER_00: He never changed.
32:08
SPEAKER_00: He always loved her and he didn't stop.
32:09
SPEAKER_00: He didn't go off and shank someone else on his boat.
32:12
SPEAKER_00: He waited.
32:12
SPEAKER_01: Do you know what's so great?
32:14
SPEAKER_01: I've never seen this fucking film.
32:16
SPEAKER_00: You need to oh my god, watch the film and then we'll just.
32:20
SPEAKER_00: That's your homework.
32:20
SPEAKER_00: What are these two talking about?
32:23
SPEAKER_01: No, she made me homework the other day.
32:25
SPEAKER_01: That um voicemails from Isabel you made me watch, and I cried like a fucking baby.
32:30
SPEAKER_01: And then you told me about the other one, the one where the girl dates the uh the PhD professor.
32:35
SPEAKER_01: I love hypothesis.
32:36
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I watched that too, and that was good.
32:38
SPEAKER_02: He is absolutely outrageously fit.
32:42
SPEAKER_01: He was awkward and weird, but I like that sinister brooding vibe.
32:47
SPEAKER_01: Add it to my list.
32:47
SPEAKER_01: What's it called?
32:48
SPEAKER_00: Emotional unavailability.
32:50
SPEAKER_00: He's just not in that into you.
32:52
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I will watch it.
32:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, leave it with me.
32:54
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, back to our footballers.
32:55
SPEAKER_01: You don't care?
32:56
SPEAKER_01: No.
32:57
SPEAKER_01: I I don't really care because I don't really like football.
32:59
SPEAKER_01: Over to our women, though, we've got um uh female vocalist Powerhouses over here.
33:04
SPEAKER_01: We've got Adele, Lady Gargar, and Katie Perry.
33:07
SPEAKER_03: Hmm.
33:09
SPEAKER_02: Snogging Lady Gargar, marrying Adele, avoiding Katie Perry.
33:13
SPEAKER_02: Strong.
33:14
SPEAKER_02: Why?
33:14
SPEAKER_02: She just gives me annoying vibes.
33:16
SPEAKER_02: Does she?
33:17
SPEAKER_01: She also was married to Orlando Bloom, so a Legolas.
33:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, who's also gonna be in series three of the gentleman.
33:24
SPEAKER_01: Well, get your wet frugal signs out, because damn.
33:28
SPEAKER_00: Orlando Bloom.
33:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's old is he now?
33:31
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, 40 something.
33:33
SPEAKER_01: He's beautiful.
33:34
SPEAKER_01: Mr.
33:34
SPEAKER_01: Aegist?
33:35
SPEAKER_01: No.
33:36
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if I spoke about this on the podcast before, but when I was younger, my friend's mum was so obsessed with Orlando Bloom, which is why I think I like him, that she had a life-size cut-out cardboard figurine of him in the living room.
33:46
SPEAKER_01: Legolas one.
33:48
SPEAKER_01: I think was he as Legolas or was he as maybe I don't know if he was just as him in normal life.
33:53
SPEAKER_01: Either way, it was really Turner.
33:55
SPEAKER_01: It was really fucking weird.
33:56
SPEAKER_01: And in the kitchen.
34:00
SPEAKER_01: Unreal.
34:01
SPEAKER_01: In the kitchen, she had laminated photos of him stuck all around the kitchen.
34:05
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, your husband ought to think that's really fucking weird.
34:07
SPEAKER_01: You're a mother of two, and you've got Orlando Bloom stuck all over your kitchen.
34:10
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, do you know how much you talk about Glenn Powell?
34:13
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
34:14
SPEAKER_02: I know you don't necessarily have him as wallpaper in your house.
34:16
SPEAKER_01: No.
34:17
SPEAKER_01: But I'd be the meat in that sandwich between him and Orlando.
34:22
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
34:23
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, John.
34:23
SPEAKER_01: Do they get a say?
34:25
SPEAKER_01: No.
34:25
SPEAKER_01: Then I'll say it no.
34:27
SPEAKER_01: Consent is always needed.
34:29
SPEAKER_01: We encourage consent.
34:31
SPEAKER_01: Um Adele, Lady Gaga, and Katie Perry, Rich, what do you think?
34:35
SPEAKER_00: Snog, Katie Perry, Marry Adele, and avoid gargoy.
34:39
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
34:40
SPEAKER_00: Gaga, because she is a bit gargoyle.
34:41
SPEAKER_00: Too much.
34:42
unknown: Yeah.
34:43
SPEAKER_00: In a nice way.
34:43
SPEAKER_01: Who did you say you'd snog?
34:45
SPEAKER_00: Uh Katie Perry.
34:46
SPEAKER_01: Katie Perry.
34:46
SPEAKER_01: I think I'd snog Adele.
34:47
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, Adele's really funny.
34:48
SPEAKER_01: She'd be quite fun to be married to.
34:49
SPEAKER_00: I think you would be fun.
34:50
SPEAKER_01: I think I'd stick on it.
34:51
SPEAKER_01: I'd be avoiding Lady Gaga.
34:52
SPEAKER_01: Maybe I'll go the same as you.
34:53
SPEAKER_01: Snog Katie Perry, Marry Adele, avoid Lady Garga.
34:56
SPEAKER_00: Katie Perry's probably my type.
35:02
SPEAKER_02: He's such a fucking child.
35:04
SPEAKER_02: Can we also talk about that actually?
35:07
SPEAKER_02: I think it's really, really weird that and it is men.
35:11
SPEAKER_02: Women are far more fluid with it.
35:14
SPEAKER_02: Men with a hell-bent type.
35:17
SPEAKER_02: And I have to use you as a little bit of an example here.
35:20
SPEAKER_01: Poster boy.
35:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:21
SPEAKER_01: In the wrong way.
35:22
SPEAKER_02: Because you know when men go, Oh, I I just want to date blondes or I just want to date brunette or whatever.
35:28
SPEAKER_02: Whereas most women that I know, they'd be far more fluid and go, like, especially if the personality's good.
35:37
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
35:37
SPEAKER_01: I think like looks-wise, you might have a bit of a type.
35:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:41
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, for me, it's always then on like personal.
35:45
SPEAKER_01: Like you can think like a celebrity is fit, but when you're actually with someone, I'm way more on yeah, personality, and do you vibe and do you have similar interests and do you find similar things funny?
35:56
SPEAKER_01: And yeah.
35:58
SPEAKER_01: If you don't like Lord of the Rings, that's a deal breaker for me.
36:01
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
36:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:04
SPEAKER_01: So when I asked you earlier, immediate deal breaker.
36:06
SPEAKER_01: Dogs.
36:07
SPEAKER_01: I love dogs more than I love Lord of the Rings.
36:09
SPEAKER_01: But if you're not willing to come to Hobbiton with me, sorry, but you're dead to me.
36:14
SPEAKER_01: You'd be alright.
36:14
SPEAKER_01: You fit right in.
36:19
SPEAKER_01: You're in the land of the little people now.
36:23
SPEAKER_01: Halfling.
36:26
SPEAKER_01: Get your feet out.
36:28
SPEAKER_02: Oh no, not on this podcast.
36:31
SPEAKER_02: Keep it for the online web.
36:32
SPEAKER_00: Size 10.
36:33
SPEAKER_00: Thanks, Horis.
36:34
SPEAKER_03: Oh God.
36:35
SPEAKER_01: Um anyway, I've got some icks for you.
36:37
SPEAKER_01: We've had a few sent in, and actually, one of them I witnessed myself, but someone else also messaged me about it.
36:43
SPEAKER_01: Men on scooters.
36:45
SPEAKER_01: Ah, yes.
36:46
SPEAKER_01: Whether it's manual or electric, a man on a scooter, instant ick.
36:50
SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
36:51
SPEAKER_00: Do you have a scooter, Ridge?
36:52
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't.
36:53
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
36:53
SPEAKER_01: Ridge's got a scooter, everyone.
36:54
SPEAKER_01: Pass it on.
36:55
SPEAKER_01: Um, those guys we saw when we were leaving Cheltenham.
36:59
SPEAKER_02: So bad.
37:00
SPEAKER_02: We were driving down the road, a main road out of the races, and they must have been drunk.
37:06
SPEAKER_02: They won't be able to do it.
37:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they must have been, yeah.
37:08
SPEAKER_02: They were on one of those electric ones.
37:09
SPEAKER_02: Electric ones together doing this, weren't they?
37:12
SPEAKER_02: And they fell into the road to the point where I think one of them broke his arm.
37:16
SPEAKER_01: But we were like, there's two of them, they'll be fine.
37:18
SPEAKER_01: So bad.
37:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, men on scooters.
37:20
SPEAKER_01: But the one I saw um was obviously a dad that had dropped his child off to school and then he was then scooting home.
37:26
SPEAKER_01: Zipped off.
37:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:27
SPEAKER_01: Like, can you not just leave it at school?
37:28
SPEAKER_01: There must be somewhere at school you can leave scooters.
37:30
SPEAKER_01: Surely, why are you having to scoot home?
37:32
SPEAKER_02: Maybe that's his only mode of transport.
37:34
SPEAKER_02: Another ick.
37:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
37:36
SPEAKER_02: So the one that we got submitted was men as like male entertainers as like kids entertainers.
37:47
SPEAKER_00: I saw one.
37:48
SPEAKER_00: Mr.
37:48
SPEAKER_00: Chumble.
37:49
SPEAKER_00: My sister had one for her um son's birthday.
37:53
SPEAKER_00: And I was.
37:55
SPEAKER_00: Didn't I send it to you?
37:57
SPEAKER_00: And you said you could do that job.
37:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well it was that when everyone sat on the floor in like an old like village hall.
38:03
SPEAKER_00: He was actually really good.
38:04
SPEAKER_00: Like I couldn't have done that.
38:05
SPEAKER_00: He was like next level, and he has to keep control of a whole group of kids that just want to run.
38:10
SPEAKER_00: And he managed to get them to sit down.
38:12
SPEAKER_02: Eyes on me.
38:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it literally was like that.
38:14
SPEAKER_02: Over here.
38:16
SPEAKER_02: Like the child catcher, lollipops.
38:18
SPEAKER_01: I really like the girls that dress up as the princesses.
38:22
SPEAKER_01: You know, when the goes like Elsa, it's so fucking cringe.
38:25
SPEAKER_01: No, I know, but for little like four-year-olds, they're like, wow, this is amazing, and they love it.
38:29
SPEAKER_01: I think it's really sweet.
38:30
SPEAKER_01: I couldn't take myself seriously.
38:34
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna do that at some point.
38:35
SPEAKER_01: Do you know what we should have done for your boyfriend's birthday?
38:38
SPEAKER_02: He should have dressed up as one of his favourite characters.
38:40
SPEAKER_00: No, rent him the princesses, he'll love that.
38:44
SPEAKER_01: Do what?
38:45
SPEAKER_00: Rent him the princesses, he'll love that.
38:46
SPEAKER_02: Well, who does he love that I could that would be so funny.
38:50
SPEAKER_01: He doesn't have anyone more than Liam Gallagher.
38:52
SPEAKER_02: I can't understand.
38:53
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm saying.
38:54
SPEAKER_02: I draw the line.
38:55
SPEAKER_01: Rosagna! Alright, Arcade.
38:59
SPEAKER_02: He's a fucking ick.
39:01
SPEAKER_02: He's a fucking ick.
39:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm waiting for the day that I bump into him at the Bellisapton.
39:04
SPEAKER_01: It's gonna happen at some point.
39:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm waiting for it.
39:06
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, a couple more icks for you.
39:07
SPEAKER_01: Um Men Who Drive Land Rover Evokes.
39:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:12
SPEAKER_01: I agree with that.
39:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:14
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then the last one I had written down, but I really spoke about it last week was uh the Jacob and Twilight with his boxes hanging out.
39:22
SPEAKER_01: Um so if you see it, message us, let us know.
39:27
SPEAKER_03: That is all.
39:28
SPEAKER_01: Have you got any ex that you've seen lately?
39:32
SPEAKER_00: No, before I do that, I would need to clarify.
39:34
SPEAKER_00: I I have dated women without dark hair.
39:38
SPEAKER_02: They just I'm well alright, you he's gonna defend himself here.
39:41
SPEAKER_00: No, just I just don't feel like you gave me a moment when then we moved on.
39:44
SPEAKER_00: So that's all.
39:45
SPEAKER_00: Um this isn't the rich show.
39:48
SPEAKER_01: This is the greatest show.
39:50
SPEAKER_02: I decide if you get airtime or not.
39:52
SPEAKER_02: We'll cut this.
39:53
SPEAKER_02: Um if you don't you don't get to defend yourself, no.
39:58
SPEAKER_00: Oh god, what icks do I have?
40:00
SPEAKER_01: I've definitely seen homework for you, prepare some for next time.
40:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we do.
40:04
SPEAKER_01: Speak to your male friends, we'd like to know.
40:06
SPEAKER_01: Okay, should we bring it home with some would you rathers?
40:08
SPEAKER_01: Go on, are you ready?
40:10
SPEAKER_01: Olivia, would you rather never be able to sit down again or never be able to lie down again?
40:16
SPEAKER_02: Never be able to sit down.
40:18
SPEAKER_02: Because I can always lie, I can just I'd lie on this fucking floor honey.
40:21
SPEAKER_01: Lie down and go to sleep, yeah, valid.
40:23
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have every dream you have come true or never dream again?
40:27
SPEAKER_01: Never dream again.
40:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, me too.
40:29
SPEAKER_01: We've had some weird, horrible dreams, yeah.
40:31
SPEAKER_01: Although the one where I married Matthew McConaughey, that's top tier.
40:35
SPEAKER_01: I spoke about that only yesterday at work.
40:37
SPEAKER_01: You don't have a really vivid dream.
40:39
SPEAKER_01: So vivid.
40:40
SPEAKER_01: We had two children, it was lovely.
40:42
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather every time you order food for the the waiter sings it back to you, or every time you pay, someone applauds?
40:49
SPEAKER_01: Applauds.
40:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:52
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather your sent from my iPhone signature say something embarrassing, or your out of office reply be an unedited voice note?
40:59
SPEAKER_02: Unedited voice note.
41:01
SPEAKER_00: I think sent from my iPhone's embarrassing.
41:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is, isn't it?
41:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can't leave that on.
41:06
SPEAKER_01: Oh, on an email.
41:08
SPEAKER_02: Live laugh robotomy.
41:13
SPEAKER_02: Worst regards.
41:14
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have your phone always be sticky or your keyboard always have crummies in it?
41:21
SPEAKER_02: That fucking word.
41:23
SPEAKER_02: And I can't wish a vasectomy on you.
41:25
SPEAKER_02: Hysterectomy.
41:27
SPEAKER_02: How dare you?
41:28
SPEAKER_02: Um I did put crumbs, but I thought fucking crummies.
41:31
SPEAKER_01: Ode to Rich, I'd say crummies.
41:33
SPEAKER_01: Fucking well.
41:34
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather your fridge always smell like old fish or your bin always smell like old milk?
41:41
SPEAKER_02: Oh, milk is rank.
41:43
SPEAKER_02: Go fish.
41:44
SPEAKER_02: Go fish.
41:45
SPEAKER_02: What a great game, Go Fish is.
41:47
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have a partner?
41:49
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have a partner who's obsessed with their gym routine or obsessed with their skincare routine?
41:57
SPEAKER_01: Gym routine, skincare.
41:59
SPEAKER_01: Gym.
41:59
SPEAKER_01: I'm going gym, yeah.
42:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:02
SPEAKER_02: Have fucking using my oil cleanser, you can't.
42:04
SPEAKER_02: Have both, happy days.
42:06
SPEAKER_01: But I'd rather go gym.
42:07
SPEAKER_02: What did you say?
42:08
SPEAKER_00: They would have their own if they're obsessed with their cleanser.
42:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if they don't bring it to yours, they'd use yours.
42:13
SPEAKER_00: Just a toothbrush.
42:15
SPEAKER_02: That's a nick.
42:16
SPEAKER_01: What people use in your skincare?
42:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
42:18
SPEAKER_02: You've said that before, yeah.
42:19
SPEAKER_01: Um using the expensive stuff that they have no idea about.
42:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, 100%.
42:24
SPEAKER_01: Get fucked.
42:25
SPEAKER_01: Um, okay.
42:26
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather get a surprise visit from your partner at work with flowers or a surprise visit from your partner at your family dinner?
42:32
SPEAKER_02: Oh god, neither.
42:34
SPEAKER_02: You gotta choose which one would you rather?
42:36
SPEAKER_02: Actually, I've got a loophole here.
42:38
SPEAKER_02: I'm going family dinner.
42:39
SPEAKER_02: There isn't gonna be one.
42:41
SPEAKER_01: Just me and the dogs.
42:44
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather go on a blind date set up by your mum and one set up by your ex?
42:50
SPEAKER_02: Are you alright?
42:52
SPEAKER_02: Are you fucking well?
42:55
SPEAKER_02: I'm fully fucking well.
42:57
SPEAKER_00: I think that's really easy.
43:00
SPEAKER_00: That's really easy.
43:02
SPEAKER_00: I think I think he chews really well for you.
43:06
SPEAKER_00: Because he'd want you to be happy.
43:10
SPEAKER_01: Alright, fine.
43:14
SPEAKER_01: Strong.
43:14
SPEAKER_01: And last but not least, would you rather be with someone who never says I love you but shows it daily, or says it constantly but rarely shows it?
43:26
SPEAKER_02: I was with someone that never said it.
43:28
SPEAKER_02: Um let's go for the latter.
43:32
SPEAKER_01: Says it constantly but rarely shows it.
43:34
SPEAKER_01: No, the former.
43:34
SPEAKER_01: The former, yeah, 100%.
43:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:36
SPEAKER_01: Never says I love you but shows it daily.
43:38
SPEAKER_01: I'd rather someone show it than say it.
43:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:41
SPEAKER_01: Otherwise, it's just like it's meaningless.
43:43
SPEAKER_01: Don't say it to me all the time and then do nothing to show it.
43:46
SPEAKER_02: But my point about saying I was with someone who never said it, like for a lot I was with someone for a very long time and never said it.
43:52
SPEAKER_02: Um, if you say the words, well, if I didn't love you, you wouldn't be here.
43:59
SPEAKER_02: That don't Cut it.
44:00
SPEAKER_02: No.
44:01
SPEAKER_02: Just so you know.
44:02
SPEAKER_02: You need to go to therapy if you're saying shit like that to people.
44:04
SPEAKER_02: And the rest.
44:06
SPEAKER_02: Um, anyway, would you rather be the friend who shares every meme instantly or the friend who leaves everyone on red for a week?
44:15
SPEAKER_02: Meme.
44:16
unknown: I knew you'd say that.
44:17
SPEAKER_02: That's like you were.
44:19
SPEAKER_00: That is literally your relationship.
44:20
SPEAKER_00: That's you're in one sentence.
44:21
SPEAKER_00: Meme.
44:22
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
44:23
SPEAKER_01: Balance.
44:24
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather be able to pause your problems for a week or double your good luck for a day?
44:32
SPEAKER_01: Double my good luck for a day.
44:34
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
44:36
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather your partner posts you constantly on social media?
44:40
SPEAKER_02: No.
44:40
SPEAKER_02: Or never post you at all?
44:42
SPEAKER_01: Never post me.
44:43
SPEAKER_01: He doesn't post me.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather your partner have a tendency to fall asleep during every film or talk all the way through it?
44:52
SPEAKER_02: Fall asleep.
44:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean people talking through films.
44:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
44:56
SPEAKER_02: I fall asleep from the film.
44:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fall asleep.
44:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:00
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather your life be a documentary or a sitcom?
45:05
SPEAKER_01: And here we have a rare Charles.
45:09
SPEAKER_02: The male penetrates the female.
45:10
SPEAKER_01: Oh, a sitcom.
45:15
SPEAKER_02: Sitcom, sitcom, sitcom.
45:16
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather get a tattoo of the last text you sent or the last thing you Googled?
45:23
SPEAKER_02: Last thing I Googled.
45:25
SPEAKER_02: Halloween.
45:27
SPEAKER_02: Salem witch trials.
45:30
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather sleep in a bed that smells like feet or use a pillow that smells like wet dog?
45:37
SPEAKER_01: Feet.
45:38
SPEAKER_01: Wet dog loves a lot.
45:40
SPEAKER_01: I know.
45:40
SPEAKER_01: I don't like a wet dog though.
45:41
SPEAKER_01: I don't want a dog anywhere near my bed.
45:44
SPEAKER_01: He's so yeasty.
45:46
SPEAKER_02: Poor guy.
45:48
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather chew ice with a cavity or eat a whole lemon?
45:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, ice with a cavity.
45:58
SPEAKER_01: Whole lemon?
45:59
SPEAKER_01: Think about how big a lemon is.
46:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's not sensitive.
46:02
SPEAKER_01: She's got no gag reflex as well.
46:05
SPEAKER_01: It has been said.
46:09
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather your partner always be 15 minutes late or always 15 minutes early and wait impatiently for you?
46:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh he's always 15 minutes late, so I would take that over someone being impatient.
46:26
SPEAKER_01: If you're 15 minutes early, that's fine.
46:27
SPEAKER_01: Don't be impatient about it.
46:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:30
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather find out your partner has been practicing their wedding vows with someone else as a joke, or has already picked out your future kids' names without telling you?
46:41
SPEAKER_01: Uh oh I don't like either of those.
46:46
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna have to pick one.
46:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh practice your wedding vows.
46:52
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
46:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's been practicing them with me.
46:56
SPEAKER_01: That's so nice.
46:57
SPEAKER_01: I'm joking.
47:00
SPEAKER_02: But I am the only one he's allowed to do it with.
47:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fair.
47:03
SPEAKER_02: I'll turn to man up.
47:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're not allowed to say that anymore.
47:07
SPEAKER_02: Pussy up.
47:09
SPEAKER_02: Step your pussy up in honour of our favourite gay's birthday.
47:16
SPEAKER_02: Um have you got any random thoughts for me?
47:18
SPEAKER_01: I got a question for you both.
47:20
SPEAKER_01: Juan.
47:20
SPEAKER_01: Um I want to know when people ask you what our podcast is about, because I get asked this a lot.
47:27
SPEAKER_01: What do you say?
47:29
SPEAKER_01: Oh, what do I say?
47:31
SPEAKER_02: It's a tough one to make be concise about.
47:35
SPEAKER_02: Right.
47:36
SPEAKER_02: Um, so I normally say it's a bit rogue, a bit sweary, um anything from like we talk about misogyny or dating or disasters.
47:50
SPEAKER_02: Pegging.
47:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:52
SPEAKER_02: I have yeah.
47:53
SPEAKER_02: Well, I was in Otcho the other day, and I was talking to the the other ladies that were with us, and they were like, oh, so where is it?
48:00
SPEAKER_02: So I went on to show them because they were they were talking to us about it.
48:04
SPEAKER_02: They were going through the titles, and they're like, ha, nobrot.
48:07
SPEAKER_02: Ha, to peg or not to peg.
48:09
SPEAKER_02: I was just like, Golden showers.
48:11
SPEAKER_02: Only when you actually show everyone that you but they laughed and they loved it and they're they've started listening.
48:16
SPEAKER_02: But I was just like, God, yeah, it's very niche, isn't it?
48:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:21
SPEAKER_01: Rich, what do you say to people?
48:22
SPEAKER_01: Because I know obviously you tell everyone what you refer to us as.
48:26
SPEAKER_00: The Friday girls.
48:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:28
SPEAKER_01: Which I think is cute.
48:29
SPEAKER_02: It's funny because we come out on a Friday, but we don't record on a Friday.
48:32
SPEAKER_02: Come in out.
48:33
SPEAKER_00: Like, Tuesday doesn't have a good ring to it.
48:35
SPEAKER_00: But if you described it to someone, oh, I say you rage mate men.
48:38
SPEAKER_02: We do what?
48:40
SPEAKER_02: Didn't you just say we rage mate men?
48:41
SPEAKER_02: But we don't.
48:42
SPEAKER_00: It's normally two men, so they go, ooh.
48:45
SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
48:45
SPEAKER_00: Fair women go, great, where do I sign up?
48:48
SPEAKER_00: Let me get the tips.
48:49
SPEAKER_00: I know what I'm doing.
48:50
SPEAKER_00: It's marketing.
48:51
SPEAKER_01: Fair.
48:52
SPEAKER_01: So you adapt it based on your audience.
48:55
SPEAKER_01: I usually say.
48:57
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't my idea.
48:59
SPEAKER_01: No, I usually say, I I say, okay, so think about the girls' chat you would have.
49:05
SPEAKER_01: Like Yeah, group chat.
49:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, girls' group chat, we talk about it.
49:10
SPEAKER_01: So there is nothing that's out of bounds.
49:12
SPEAKER_01: So I always say, like, we talk about icks, we talk about dating stories, we talk about the things that you would talk about with your friend, which is great because hello friend.
49:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
49:21
SPEAKER_01: But loads of other people listen to it as well.
49:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's I don't know.
49:28
SPEAKER_01: It it's hard to um pin down.
49:30
SPEAKER_01: I mean, people say we're funny, so you could call us a comedy podcast, but I think that then takes away from the fact that we explore so much more than that.
49:41
SPEAKER_02: Go on.
49:42
SPEAKER_02: Society and culture.
49:43
SPEAKER_02: How the f did that happen?
49:44
SPEAKER_02: You must have said that.
49:46
SPEAKER_02: No, I put it as like comedy or anything but cultured.
49:49
SPEAKER_00: Uh I haven't tweaked that.
49:50
SPEAKER_02: So I probably need to change that.
49:52
SPEAKER_00: I can tweak it now.
49:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, please do.
49:55
SPEAKER_00: Why didn't you tell me that?
49:56
SPEAKER_00: What are you telling me on the podcast?
49:58
SPEAKER_00: Yesterday, and I was like, shit.
50:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I really I know.
50:01
SPEAKER_01: When you say society and culture, I it gives me like you're listening to a podcast about Mozart.
50:08
SPEAKER_01: Do you have any random thoughts, my lady?
50:10
SPEAKER_02: Um Do you know the only thing I was gonna say?
50:12
SPEAKER_02: So do you know everyone's bringing back?
50:14
SPEAKER_02: I mean, we're in we're going into winter now, so they're not wearing them now.
50:17
SPEAKER_02: But everyone's bringing back the like a capri trouser.
50:21
SPEAKER_02: A three-quarter length, a pedal pusher.
50:23
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
50:24
SPEAKER_02: So my mum would have called them pedal pushers.
50:26
SPEAKER_02: Yes, yeah, pedal pushers.
50:28
SPEAKER_02: Um, and I'm it's it's one thing that's been bugging me is the generation down, I think they've reinvented the wheel on clothing.
50:37
SPEAKER_02: Um, low rise, bringing back like zip-up hoodies and Uggs and all this shit and pedal pushers.
50:47
SPEAKER_02: Ponchos will be back before we do it.
50:48
SPEAKER_02: We will wear like if you walk into urban outfitters right now, is basically how it was when I was a teen.
50:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:55
SPEAKER_02: You have noticed anything.
50:56
SPEAKER_02: No, but that happens every generation.
50:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just recycles.
50:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just recycles.
51:00
SPEAKER_02: The 80s will be coming back soon.
51:02
SPEAKER_02: But please don't bring back the juicy couture tracksuits, please.
51:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't know.
51:06
SPEAKER_01: I'd quite like to wear one, I bet they're comfy on a plane.
51:08
SPEAKER_00: Juicy.
51:09
SPEAKER_01: Just saying.
51:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh god, come on.
51:12
SPEAKER_01: I've never worn one.
51:13
SPEAKER_02: Bet they're comfortable.
51:14
SPEAKER_02: I've never thought less of you.
51:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh do I?
51:17
SPEAKER_02: I like a comfy tracksuit.
51:19
SPEAKER_02: I know what I'm gonna buy for Christmas now.
51:20
SPEAKER_00: They do male ones.
51:21
SPEAKER_02: Actually, I'm gonna have to order it online because I am my fuck entering a shop.
51:26
SPEAKER_02: Too juicy.
51:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I think juicy.
51:29
SPEAKER_02: Too jazzy.
51:30
SPEAKER_02: Look great at least, my dear.
51:31
SPEAKER_02: He's in a really weird mood tonight because that's what's a third time he's objectified a woman this evening.
51:39
SPEAKER_00: Um society and culture relationships you're under.
51:43
unknown: Oh.
51:44
SPEAKER_01: Is this not right?
51:45
SPEAKER_01: Comedy and relationships.
51:47
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if they have that.
51:48
SPEAKER_01: Can we just just go down as a comedy podcast then?
51:50
SPEAKER_00: Hang on, let me just give you the options.
51:51
SPEAKER_00: It's uh comedy, improv, stand-up, or comedy.
51:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh we're definitely not society and culture.
52:02
SPEAKER_01: No, we're not.
52:02
SPEAKER_01: Anything from it.
52:03
SPEAKER_00: But it's relationships.
52:06
SPEAKER_00: We can be comedy, comedy interviews, or comedy.
52:09
SPEAKER_00: You're not stand-up, so you're just comedy then.
52:11
SPEAKER_01: Bring her home.
52:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
52:13
SPEAKER_02: Bring him home.
52:15
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
52:17
SPEAKER_02: Right, I've had enough now.
52:18
SPEAKER_02: I'm off.
52:20
SPEAKER_02: I'm off.
52:21
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go and get my car and fuck off home.
52:23
SPEAKER_02: Tell your friends.
52:24
SPEAKER_02: Tell your friends.
52:25
SPEAKER_02: Like, subscribe, follow.
52:27
SPEAKER_02: That's what we're supposed to do.
52:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, send in your stuff to the anonymous form, message us on Instagram.
52:33
SPEAKER_01: If you know us, message us.
52:34
SPEAKER_02: If you've got any hatred of Rich, give it to us.
52:39
SPEAKER_02: We need to bully him some more.
52:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh, poor Rich.
52:41
SPEAKER_01: No, nah, he's alright.
52:43
SPEAKER_01: He's a nice guy.
52:44
SPEAKER_01: We like him, he's alright.
52:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's good.
52:45
SPEAKER_01: Shout out nozzle media.
52:46
SPEAKER_01: You can't fucking miss it.
52:47
SPEAKER_02: Fucking sick of this.
52:49
SPEAKER_02: Fucking sick of this.
52:50
SPEAKER_02: You can't miss it.
52:51
SPEAKER_02: Honest to God, sick of this already.
52:56
SPEAKER_01: You literally cannot miss it.
52:57
SPEAKER_00: You're in the nozzle media studio.
52:58
SPEAKER_01: Coming to you on Instagram soon.
53:01
SPEAKER_01: Shout out nozzle media.
53:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm not doing that.
53:04
SPEAKER_01: Well, for like until next Friday.
53:06
SPEAKER_01: Get pegged.
53:08
SPEAKER_01: See you later, Peggy.
53:09
SPEAKER_01: Get fucked.
53:10
SPEAKER_01: Don't see you in a week.
53:11
SPEAKER_01: See you through a window.
53:12
SPEAKER_02: If I don't see you through a week.
53:15
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
53:15
SPEAKER_02: You can keep all of that in your life.
53:17
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, um, until next Friday.
53:19
SPEAKER_02: Stay toxic.