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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Black Actors Who Survived Scary Movies · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: So remember, ladies and gentlemen, it is October and Breast
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  Speaker 1: Cancer Awareness Month, so make sure that you are doing
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  Speaker 1: all you can to stay healthy and strong. So this
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  Speaker 1: book tour is going very well. We were in Baltimore.
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  Speaker 1: I got to see Gary. He came through. That was funny.
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  Speaker 2: A library is.
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  Speaker 3: Still a thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're being closed quickly.
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  Speaker 3: Trump administration, yeah, they tried to close them all, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Most municipalities are now trying to phase them out. you know,
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  Speaker 5: because they don't have money for it, for, you know,
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  Speaker 5: everything else.
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  Speaker 1: You can read at home. You don't need this. You
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  Speaker 1: don't need to come to a building to read. You
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  Speaker 1: can do that at home. It was a beautiful library.
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  Speaker 1: The turnout was great, and thank you for purchasing Charlie's Boy.
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  Speaker 1: I really am having a good time getting to talk
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  Speaker 1: to people. It is Halloween season. Why do black people
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  Speaker 1: always die in scary movies?
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  Speaker 3: Well, not always.
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  Speaker 1: IndieBee gave us five actors who survived scary movies by
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  Speaker 1: Darren Dalton from Adam Noir.
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  Speaker 2: Ice Cube. Anaconda. He survived. Snake didn't want to dart me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, but didn't Samuel L. Jackson, wasn't he?
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  Speaker 3: Somebody black died.
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  Speaker 6: No, he was Snakes on a Plane.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Snakes on a Plane.
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  Speaker 3: And then Black Snake Mom. Those are not the same.
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  Speaker 2: Snake movies, all this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But you know what's so funny? That's why when.
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  Speaker 1: Ice Cube was in Anaconda, which tripped me out when
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  Speaker 1: he started kind of supporting Trump, because you would think
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  Speaker 1: he would know a snake when he saw one.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: Well, they didn't kill him, I guess.
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  Speaker 4: What's all right with it?
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  Speaker 2: Another black actor who survived a scary movie, Dwayne Martin
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  Speaker 2: in Scream 2. He represents how black people would react
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  Speaker 2: in a horror situation. Get out of there.
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  Speaker 6: All that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: We ain't playing.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he saw T.C. coming. Like, you know what?
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  Speaker 6: I'm getting out of here.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 3: I love them both. It's just a joke.
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  Speaker 2: I love them both.
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  Speaker 3: Just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Brandy Norwood. I still know what you did last summer.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, go on, Brandy.
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  Speaker 6: Took your little brother to the hospital. What you needed
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  Speaker 6: to do. That's what you needed to do this summer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Taye Diggs survived House on Haunted Hill. Yeah. You had
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  Speaker 2: to make it through the night.
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  Speaker 3: Take it back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Get that money.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: He said, I need that money.
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  Speaker 6: You had to go see Stella.
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  Speaker 4: You had to go see Stella.
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  Speaker 2: And Halle Berry in Gothica. She survived. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She did survive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Gothica.
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  Speaker 2: I have to watch that this Halloween. I've never seen that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: That's one of those psychological, mental... Psychological thriller.
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  Speaker 2: I like those.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how those... Those two, they're the opposite
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  Speaker 1: of each other to me. Like, psychological thriller.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Either I want to be scared or I want to think.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to think.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to think.
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  Speaker 4: Well, Psycho was kind of like a psychological thriller.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It's not really that hard.
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  Speaker 3: Any dude that keeps his dead mama.
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  Speaker 6: Alive is probably.
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  Speaker 2: Scary.
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  Speaker 1: Not somebody I need to hang out with. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I just hate when they try to make it. Isn't
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  Speaker 1: the fact that somebody got a. A chainsaw or somebody
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  Speaker 1: has an ax or somebody has a mass murder. Isn't
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  Speaker 1: that thrilling enough? That's the only way to put psychological
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  Speaker 1: on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I ain't got to think about it. Come on now.
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  Speaker 2: Should I take a shower?
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  Speaker 3: Hell no.
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  Speaker 1: See, give me regular straight down the middle, you know,
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  Speaker 1: horror or psychology.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need them both together. You put peanut butter
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  Speaker 3: in my chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't understand.
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  Speaker 1: That is going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: for the program for the day. Thank you sincerely for
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  Speaker 1: tuning in. NDB, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 2: So today is National Wild Foods Day. So it's encouraging
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  Speaker 2: people to eat more mushrooms, berries, and plants. Oh, wild.
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  Speaker 2: Wild foods.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought it was something so we could wild out.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. I love mushrooms and berries. Me too.
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  Speaker 2: That put a smile on my face.
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  Speaker 6: You ain't going to be able to feel your feet, though.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You're going to be seeing relatives that have been.
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  Speaker 2: Gone a long time ago. I'm actually very afraid to
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  Speaker 2: try those.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've seen somebody with a bad trip on those.
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  Speaker 6: But I think they were laced with something else because
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  Speaker 6: they were really wilding.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to take the chance of having
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  Speaker 2: a bad trip. But you never know what you're going
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  Speaker 2: to get.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I like mushrooms on my pizza, except I only like
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  Speaker 6: fresh ones. You ever get the canned ones?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, the canned ones. It's kind of slimy, sitting in
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  Speaker 2: that water.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no. Stop it. Not for human consumption.
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  Speaker 2: Fresh mushrooms for me.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Skip, my man Cheatham, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I learned?
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  Speaker 6: This is the funky time of year because you don't
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  Speaker 6: know how to dress. Because it's cold in the morning
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  Speaker 6: and then by the time the afternoon comes up, it's
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  Speaker 6: 80 degrees. So you come out, you know, you all
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  Speaker 6: wear layers. We ain't got time to be wearing no layers.
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  Speaker 3: Just tell me.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, man.
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  Speaker 2: It's supposed to be sweater weather, but it's not quite
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  Speaker 2: sweater weather. In the morning, yeah. It's 85.
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  Speaker 6: Sweating weather by the end of the day.
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  Speaker 5: We in the swing to go home. You know, you're
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  Speaker 5: supposed to keep everything in your car. You keep a
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  Speaker 5: sweater or you keep something light.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely. You be prepared.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, extra pair of drawers, just in case.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Now, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Are you Donald Trump or something?
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  Speaker 4: That's all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Yep. Yep, that'll do it. On the next D.L. Hughley Show,
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  Speaker 3: Kyle Hughley, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 1: Special K, is the latest high record producer, and we
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  Speaker 1: will hear his latest project on short bus records, plus
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  Speaker 1: the latest man, Jamal Kingsley, returns to expose racism in
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  Speaker 1: our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 3: It is the D.L. Hughley Show. We will definitely see
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  Speaker 3: you on the other side.
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  Speaker 1: Kyle, my favorite short bus operator.
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  Speaker 6: Pull that string.
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  Speaker 3: We gots to go.
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  Speaker 6: Tout, tout.
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  Speaker 3: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.