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OUTRO: Early Retirement · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards, loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: radio record. I'm getting back bind Hi. How's everyone going?
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  Speaker 1: Good thing? Good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Good good, that's great stuff.
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  Speaker 3: PELI spit tired today, like not sleepy tired, just like
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  Speaker 3: low energy creative?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what's that about? It happened?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 1: You go up and down, Keysy, there's just life. Man,
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  Speaker 1: would always be perfect. Man, you just got to.
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  Speaker 4: Accept it and just this is how you are today
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  Speaker 4: and it's all good.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like perfect, you know, it's like that for thirty
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  Speaker 3: four years. Yeah, and so just to have an off
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  Speaker 3: down and not be perfect is really.
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  Speaker 1: It's a shock to the system, isn't it. How do
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  Speaker 1: you deal with it?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Daily?
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  Speaker 2: Man, it doesn't matter. I'm always at a pretty low EBB.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes I surprise myself and usually I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you ever?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: The key you know, because you do, especially when you're
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  Speaker 4: doing it. I mean I are talking about you here personally, kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Right, I'm just looking straight out.
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  Speaker 4: I have up and down days, especially especially creatively. You know,
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  Speaker 4: you have days where the ideas of flowing. Then you
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  Speaker 4: have days and you go, I don't know, man, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know, but you know you just got to just
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  Speaker 4: accept it and then trust that things will come. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: they didn't come for you today, and it's all been
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  Speaker 4: on us. But I mean we haven't started yet, you
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  Speaker 4: know that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, that's the good thing about the show is
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  Speaker 3: if someone's down, the other two will prop them up,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, And there's always another day tomorrow. Kezy man.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks Fellers. Okay, well thanks having this little chat with me.
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  Speaker 3: Did you guys play golf today?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Are we?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: You fucking can organized organized a cart. I've booked the slot.
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  Speaker 4: I'm fizzing, keasy, I'm fizzing for it mate.
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  Speaker 3: For Actually, what I might do is film a video
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  Speaker 3: of us teeing off on that first hole. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 3: got to turn that into.
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  Speaker 4: That beautiful slow Yeah. Looking forward to it because.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't played a long time. Um boy, oh boy.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty much. Fellows.
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  Speaker 2: What's new with you, Mogi? Not much, not much, man,
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  Speaker 2: good day to day, A bit of work, a bit
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  Speaker 2: of work. I have a bit more to talk about
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow on that front. I think, But yeah, yep, just yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Man, worked all day and now I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking hell. That's great. Isn't that good stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really good stuff. Man. Are you first for
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  Speaker 1: Magic Ground, Jason?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I am. We just had a meeting about it,
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  Speaker 4: didn't we fellas. There's going to be a lot of
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  Speaker 4: interaction with the punters, which are massively looking forward to
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  Speaker 4: because it's great to meet, you know, the big show
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  Speaker 4: fans and stuff like. And I'm also going to be
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  Speaker 4: checking out Brizzy a little bit too, a little bit more.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to expand my horizons, so am I.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to bars but further away. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you do that.
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  Speaker 4: The only thing I've found about is it Caxton.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it seems been there two times, but I found
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  Speaker 1: it a bit claustropho. It's just so packed.
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  Speaker 2: I have quite a clear memory of you and I
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  Speaker 2: have been out on the balcony looking down on Keston Street.
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  Speaker 2: All the Warriors fans were in there. Yeah, and there
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  Speaker 2: was a whole bunch of singing down to our right
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  Speaker 2: and we're punching. That's there, Yes, and it was she
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  Speaker 2: was pretty tight because I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: Not drink. Yeah, the Lord Alfred there. Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 1: a bit of a experience. I could see you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest, especially it's so full, and to
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  Speaker 3: be in that scenario you have to be pretty fucking steemed.
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  Speaker 1: I think, or certainly not hungover. Yeah yeah, which we were,
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  Speaker 1: Which we were?
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  Speaker 5: You kind of do?
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  Speaker 1: When's the Warriors game? Is it? Saturday? Sunday? Sunday? Fuck
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  Speaker 1: Sunday at far It's going to be the.
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  Speaker 3: Most hungover out of every day. It's going to be
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  Speaker 3: the worst. Man, Come on, man and be back in
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  Speaker 3: that pub again. Fuck yeah, So you're going to get
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  Speaker 3: a nearly night keys through me and pugs and go hard.
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  Speaker 4: Well you would have had your plate of mints, so you're.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I hope so, but it sounds like I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to get mints on my own man, Oh you are? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I thought i'd be able to go get my seventh
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  Speaker 1: serving of the same mints with the failers The who
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  Speaker 1: Warchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 1: Remember the Wracky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting better on because you know I never did breakfast.
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting way better on that now. Yeah. My body
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  Speaker 4: is actually going to me, and I think it is
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  Speaker 4: because I'm doing so much more exercise.
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  Speaker 1: My body's going.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, you need to give me some fuel here, man,
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  Speaker 4: because I'm done on my ass.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, in Europe they don't really have the breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: You simply must go. Joe.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think I I have this vision that I
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  Speaker 4: would suit Europe days coffees, no breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: The issues with you, wee wee. The issue with Jason
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  Speaker 1: you okay, fuck this? Yes, what's my issue? Was a
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  Speaker 1: massively racist Why That's not what I was going to say.
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  Speaker 1: But as everything's expensive, yes, and you wouldn't be into that.
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  Speaker 1: But your Spain it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I would love to go to Spain. Seriously,
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  Speaker 4: I think sunny.
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  Speaker 1: Well you were there? Were you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what's perfect for Jason? Staying at home
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  Speaker 2: walking around the CBD of Auckland. I reckon that's number
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  Speaker 2: one for you, man.
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  Speaker 4: I tell you what true story of this here we go.
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  Speaker 4: I was walking down to move down to the local
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  Speaker 4: dairy and there was.
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  Speaker 1: All you're getting pad or getting from the dairy cream?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you call vape juice cream? Really? What
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  Speaker 1: are you doing with the cream? You only coffee is there?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well we have you know, we have the stovetop years.
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  Speaker 4: It was just a little dollop of cream cream, a dollop,
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  Speaker 4: not wet cream, just cream cream.
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  Speaker 1: That's bloody good. Nice.
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  Speaker 5: And before I left, there was a of a fight
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  Speaker 5: like across the street, and these fights every day, but
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  Speaker 5: this one was next level, next level.
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  Speaker 1: And I was going for what's going on there? Anyway?
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  Speaker 4: So I was going down walking down the street, this
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  Speaker 4: fight was going on, and then I heard, without no bullshit,
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  Speaker 4: I heard bang bang, and then there was even more
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  Speaker 4: yelling and screaming, and I was like, fucking hew, what
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  Speaker 4: was that. Stopped on the street and stared at it
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  Speaker 4: for a while from a distance. Yeah, went and got
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  Speaker 4: my cream, got back four cop cars, two ambulances.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know what happened. Somebody dropped a couple
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  Speaker 1: of bottles of bit.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if they were gunshots, but they it
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  Speaker 4: was like full.
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  Speaker 1: On, yeah, okay, So the bang noise was it like
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  Speaker 1: someone had hit something.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what it was. It was just bang bang,
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  Speaker 4: and then people yelling got even more intense.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Oh god, So yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was a bit of a her of a art to
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  Speaker 1: the day and you're still enjoying it. I love it, man,
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  Speaker 1: you like your coffee. It's good.
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  Speaker 4: I I.
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  Speaker 1: I go to bed at night looking forward to that.
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  Speaker 4: I go to bed at night feeling okay because I'm
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  Speaker 4: really excited about my coffee.
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  Speaker 2: In the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, that's how much I love my coffee. There
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  Speaker 1: you go. I love my morning coffee as well. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's a ritual in my eyes.
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  Speaker 3: I made my coffee, sit down on the couch, put
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  Speaker 3: like a YouTube video on or something, and then that's
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  Speaker 3: how I start my day every day.
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  Speaker 1: YouTube video you're watching. I'm never on with YouTube. What
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  Speaker 1: did I watch this morning? I think I watched some
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  Speaker 1: sort of japan travel thing, right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got this thing going on with me YouTube,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't know how it happened. And it's all
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  Speaker 4: about these dudes retiring early and talking about what retirement's like.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why they fucking suddenly appeared on my YouTube, because.
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  Speaker 2: Have you signed into do you have a membership on YouTube? No,
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  Speaker 2: you just sort of you haven't signed into it or
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  Speaker 2: anything like that.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm just getting these random videos of these dudes
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  Speaker 4: going you know, and they talk about what happens when
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  Speaker 4: you retire and they sound good. Yeah, some of them
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  Speaker 4: are great, like you know one, there's this one old
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  Speaker 4: guy and his wife died.
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  Speaker 1: His parents are great.
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  Speaker 4: His parents had died.
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  Speaker 1: The year before. This big house.
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  Speaker 4: He was sitting there really depressed, drinking himself to death.
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  Speaker 2: What am I?
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  Speaker 1: What am I doing?
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  Speaker 4: Fuck this?
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  Speaker 1: Rented it out and got an apartment.
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  Speaker 4: No, he just he just sold everything and it's just
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  Speaker 4: cruising around homes.
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  Speaker 1: No, he's not homeless.
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  Speaker 4: He's got a very cool sort of setup where and
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  Speaker 4: like a not a camper van, but sort of like
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  Speaker 4: a camper van.
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  Speaker 1: Does he told it around?
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  Speaker 4: No, he just cruises, He drives it around.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a motor home. It's a big bussy thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's pretty big, but I think it's not bussy bussy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he just cruises around and goes from place
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  Speaker 4: to place and he loves it.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't a bus. Yeah, he's become a pastor rhymes.
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  Speaker 1: What so he's retired and gone a house bus.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's not a house bus.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's it's very well put together motor home.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, good, so he can you know, he can
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  Speaker 4: feed himself, he can sleep on it, he can make
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  Speaker 4: it larger when he camps out.
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  Speaker 1: Does the sides go out?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, And he said, you know, I don't have utilities anymore.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have all these casts that I used to have,
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  Speaker 4: and I've got purpose in my life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred percent. Oh that's interesting, Jason. I mean
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  Speaker 3: it sounds a lot like your current situation.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my motor home situation.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, I don't really there's not a lot
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  Speaker 1: to worry about in your current situation. No, not really.
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  Speaker 1: It's good to remember that too. Listen to the Big
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  Speaker 1: So four to seven week days radio. How do I
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  Speaker 1: work Big Shore?
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  Speaker 4: Yah,