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Episode 48: 420 Comedian Takeover · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze in Confused.
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  Speaker 2: Podcast is rated M for marijuana no minors, but your
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  Speaker 2: audience is only I'm like doing grass man, Oh, you'll
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  Speaker 2: fit right in with this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I hate doing grass. You hate it or
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  Speaker 1: you like it? No, I don't. I'm scared of doing grass.
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  Speaker 1: Doing it.
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  Speaker 3: You're so scared because of what he was saying. I
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  Speaker 3: told you the last time I smoked grass.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because you thought, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's not for everybody. He had an awful experience. You
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  Speaker 2: still drink, right, Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Do you ever wish that there was like like you
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  Speaker 4: would drink and it would be, you know, too trippy
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  Speaker 4: for you, so you just don't do it, Like yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you drink one.
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  Speaker 1: Time regularly that happens, and I still do it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Because there is a there's a level of like drunk
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  Speaker 3: where you simply should not get to. However, I've been
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  Speaker 3: drinking for thirty years professional at this point. Yeah, did
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  Speaker 3: you just think about it right then?
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  Speaker 1: The math? Oh, I wanted to make it appropriate. I
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  Speaker 1: almost said, I almost said forty years. I thought you
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  Speaker 1: almost didn't want to say the number at all. Forty
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  Speaker 1: You were like I.
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  Speaker 3: Was doing that what's the appropriate because I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to understell myself.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you said thirty, right, thirty? And how old are you?
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  Speaker 1: Thirty eight? You started early? Well, yeah, all the greats.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't that mean you started drinking at like eight? I'm
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  Speaker 2: not a math.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't you even have a calculator. I figure that
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  Speaker 1: out now.
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  Speaker 2: I have thought about that before, though, you should, like,
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  Speaker 2: have you ever drank yourself that you know you'd like?
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  Speaker 1: Shake?
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  Speaker 2: I have thought, man, I wish that I would get
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  Speaker 2: a bad high like once. That way I could be
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  Speaker 2: done with weed and move on with my life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the opposite.
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  Speaker 3: I want that I have alcohol that I can't drink
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  Speaker 3: or smell or be near.
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  Speaker 4: But I just it hasn't It hasn't turned you on,
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  Speaker 4: That's what I mean. It's weird about drinking about that,
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  Speaker 4: Like you people can have people canna have, you know, duys,
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  Speaker 4: and and get into fights, go to jail all of
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  Speaker 4: that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Murder, you know all that. I gotta keep drinking. Now
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  Speaker 1: here's the question.
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  Speaker 3: Because the pain. Okay, here's a question for you, guys.
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  Speaker 3: I was an honest to God question for you guys. Murder, right,
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  Speaker 3: what if you're drunk should it be okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, not okay, not okay, but less.
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  Speaker 4: Bad you get less charges because I'm like, your honor,
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  Speaker 4: I was ship faced.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even that mad in real life. That was
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  Speaker 1: so mad that night because I was How did you
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  Speaker 1: kill them? That's the question.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, were you all stabby or I think it would
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  Speaker 3: have to be hand in hand combat?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you hit him and then he like snapped his
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  Speaker 4: neck on the bar as he fell.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how strong I am.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, your honor, I'm just strong as hell, especially when
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  Speaker 2: you're drinking.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus, I'm kind of the strongest guy you've ever had
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  Speaker 3: it here.
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  Speaker 1: I bet take a look at this guy.
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  Speaker 2: That is kind of interesting that when you get in
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  Speaker 2: trouble when you're intoxicated, that it's the same. Obviously, there
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  Speaker 2: should be no double standard. However, double vision standard. I
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  Speaker 2: see your point. I see your point a little bit
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  Speaker 2: for everything.
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  Speaker 4: Like if like if you get caught cheating and you
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  Speaker 4: say I was drunk, you feel like you should be
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  Speaker 4: getting less punishment than if you were sober.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like if you said it,
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  Speaker 1: guess so you're right, yeah you said, but I was drunk.
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  Speaker 1: I sort of got yeah versus I was totally sober.
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  Speaker 1: I woke up planned on it. I sent an alarm
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  Speaker 1: for it that much more.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I was drunk and like all my inhibitions went
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  Speaker 3: and the real meat came out. It was I was
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  Speaker 3: unable to contain the real meat, dude, the alcohol. So
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  Speaker 3: that's why I cheated on. I still love you. Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: there's a dead fourteen year old girl in my trunk.
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  Speaker 3: We should give context for that. No, let's actually give
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  Speaker 3: full context on it. I want to know this story
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  Speaker 3: on this. Yeah, all I.
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  Speaker 2: Know is that my father texted me today and he said, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: have you ever heard of this this guy? What's his name? Uh, David?
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  Speaker 2: But he spells it like a cool guy. He spells
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  Speaker 2: it with a with a four, with a four D
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  Speaker 2: and then four v D. If you've scrolled on social media,
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  Speaker 2: you've definitely heard the one very popular song that this
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  Speaker 2: guy has done. But anyway, he was charged with murder
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  Speaker 2: of a fourteen year old girl, and ap headline says
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  Speaker 2: singer David charged with murder of girl fourteen found dismembered
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  Speaker 2: in his car.
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  Speaker 1: Dismembered so he took her apart? Well, yeah, that's what
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  Speaker 1: that you know what I mean. You tell Joel just
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  Speaker 1: looked up with dismembered Serrie. What is dismembered me?
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  Speaker 4: I thought it she was wrapped in bubble tape.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel bad this poor fourteen year old girl.
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  Speaker 2: We're laughing about. As I was saying, every time Tyler
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  Speaker 2: comes on, you know, the show gets derailed. And the
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: last time you brought up nine to eleven very awkwardly.
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  Speaker 2: You want do you want to get that out of
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  Speaker 2: the way again? Kids like you don't remember the I
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  Speaker 2: don't want him to do it. He keeps doing it.
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: What that's sound effect? I know you think I'm not
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  Speaker 2: pissed about that. What this rip to that dealership? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: get new car on there right now. That's why I'm
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  Speaker 2: saying that you need to take this jingle and claim
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  Speaker 2: it as your own.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: You could probably if they're out of business, take it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just have your sound guy ready after ready, when
• 5:31
  Speaker 5: you're on a tour doing some shows. Hi, everybody, I'm Tyler. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's all you gotta do. Just give him a thumb
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  Speaker 5: this time.
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  Speaker 3: There's this cargoership that used to be in business. They
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  Speaker 3: sold exclusively American maide.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: I guess no, I guess they did.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, America America two hundred and fiftieth anniversary is coming up.
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  Speaker 5: You know that guy, that's what's his name, President doctor
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  Speaker 5: Jesus President Trump is doctor Jesus President Trump. Whatever he
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  Speaker 5: wants to put two hundred and fifty sculptures.
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  Speaker 1: Did you read this?
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  Speaker 5: He wants a sculpture garden. He wants two hundred and
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  Speaker 5: fifty to commemorate the two hundred fiftieth anniversary. Two hundred
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  Speaker 5: fifty sculptures. Sources are saying, it's actually my random thoughts
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  Speaker 5: today that they're expecting to not even have.
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  Speaker 1: One done by the time they celebrate sculptures of what though?
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  Speaker 5: Just like different things, like different people, and like Rosa
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  Speaker 5: Parks and all these influential years.
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  Speaker 1: No way, I don't have to have the sculpture of Rose.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I thought too. We're on the same page.
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: This is our four to twenty episode. By the way, everybody, Wow,
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: we already got political.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: You know what I wanted to get. I escaped it
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  Speaker 1: right away. Do you notice that?
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  Speaker 2: Good?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about this Trump guy. See, let's move on.
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  Speaker 1: Starting to grow man? No, no, what are we doing?
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  Speaker 4: I also do. I just want to clear up I
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  Speaker 4: do not. I'm not into him, so that was more important.
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  Speaker 4: He's just not that into him. He's just not anyway,
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  Speaker 4: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a mess already.
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  Speaker 6: They Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel, The
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  Speaker 6: tribut Cast where Truth, Fury and THC glide. Let's spark
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  Speaker 6: your curiosity and light up some knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: So Blazed and Confused.
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  Speaker 6: Podcast with Becker and Joel starts now now.
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  Speaker 1: Happy four twenty it was four twenty. We made it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I know, happy holidays or whatever the kids say.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm proud of myself in previous years, I
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  Speaker 2: took off on four twenty, but I worked today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I didn't. I had to go to funeral.
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  Speaker 5: I like to dedicate this episode, by the way, to
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  Speaker 5: my friend Matt McNally, who would have definitely been partaking
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  Speaker 5: with us today. I'm sorry to hear a couple of
• 7:38
  Speaker 5: years ago, so he he would hate this because we
• 7:41
  Speaker 5: were just talking about it at his funeral today. He
• 7:43
  Speaker 5: hated any kind of acknowledgment or like that. So I'm
• 7:45
  Speaker 5: doing this in spite of him right now. But seriously,
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  Speaker 5: rest in peace to our friend Matt McNally. He was
• 7:51
  Speaker 5: a great guy, a solid musician. He was a drummer, writer, lawyer, editor,
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  Speaker 5: smart guy and again love to choke up this friend Mikey.
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  Speaker 1: So he's here tonight. I think in spirits him. There
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  Speaker 1: we go.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks, joint up. Yeah, my name is Becker. By the way,
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  Speaker 5: that's my good friend Joel. Our good friends Tyler Rothrock
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  Speaker 5: and Doug mcizele comedian extraordinaries right here on the show. Again,
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  Speaker 5: you guys are both now regulars, and so thanks for
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  Speaker 5: doing us on our four twenty episode. Absolutely we got
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  Speaker 5: the stuff, the sad stuff taking care of right in
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  Speaker 5: the beginning of you canna press it one more time?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, one more time. Hey, you got a promise?
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  Speaker 2: That's the last one, all right after this one?
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  Speaker 3: Right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good Tyler, it looks like you have something to
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  Speaker 1: say about that. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: He's a lawyer, dude, Yeah, I'm so. I'm like real
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  Speaker 3: into trials and shit. Yeah, I want to be a
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  Speaker 3: lawyer so bad.
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  Speaker 1: I think you could do it though.
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  Speaker 3: No, but I just have fantasies about being like putting
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  Speaker 3: people on the like I call my next witness.
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  Speaker 1: Are you a prosecutor or a defender? I don't give
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  Speaker 1: a shit. I don't care. What's easier. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Where's the burden of truth? It's important, don't you think
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  Speaker 1: the prosecutor.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's a little easier than defender, right, because
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  Speaker 2: if you're a defender, no matter what, still got to
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  Speaker 2: defend him. How you attleet off? Let's practice, Tyler roth Rock.
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  Speaker 2: You want to be a lawyer, you gonna be a
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  Speaker 2: public defender. How do you defend the David guy with
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  Speaker 2: the fourteen year old girl just remembered in his trunk
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  Speaker 2: that you just made fun of.
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  Speaker 1: How do you how do you defend it? What should
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  Speaker 1: he get away with it? Because he was drunk? No,
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  Speaker 1: I would have to. I would put him on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna call David to the stand and I would say,
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  Speaker 3: did you do it?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you wouldn't say that if you're the defender, though,
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  Speaker 2: you wouldn't be asking. You're defending him, you should say
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  Speaker 2: you didn't do it?
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  Speaker 1: They did. Yeah, that's my whole, that's my whole.
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  Speaker 3: Like business model, I'm gonna be a lawyer and I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna only represent people that definitely did.
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  Speaker 2: It, and we're just beau you win, you really and
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: we're gonna fuck around.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so i'd be like your honor. He did it.
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  Speaker 3: We all saw the video, but he's sorry, he ain't
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  Speaker 3: gonna do it to Anny.
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  Speaker 1: Promise promise, Yeah, say I swear he think he swore
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna murder. That's my whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm glad we have a lawyer on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah really, I love that. He said, I'm into trials
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  Speaker 2: and ship.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be my commercial. Do you watch the
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: Judge shows? You? Yeah, like Judge Judy. I have Judge. However,
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  Speaker 1: my ninety four year ol grandma, that's all she watches
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: at work.
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: I will say the new Judge Judy is a little
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: disappointing because it's called Judy Justice.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: And they got rid of the bailiff dude. That's been
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: bird and I like her old hair, her new hair, Pilgrim,
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: that's a good way to put it. You're right.
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  Speaker 2: It's like down in the back now instead of sticking
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: straight up like Judge j Yeah, the little Italian afro. Yeah,
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: what happened all the good Judge shows there used to be?
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  Speaker 2: Remember Judge Joe Brown, Judge the People's.
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  Speaker 1: Court with Judge The day we started.
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  Speaker 2: The whole thing was Joe Brown on the People's Court. No, no,
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  Speaker 2: he was just Judge Joe Brown. The People's Court is
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  Speaker 2: the redheaded woman. She had something, But the original one
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  Speaker 2: had Judge Wapner. He was the original shoes. You can't
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  Speaker 2: say that, Judge Wapner.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: He can one of us can? Well think about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm confused. That's gonna be my first trial. Can you
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  Speaker 1: say it? I call my blackfriend Doug to the stands.
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  Speaker 1: He says, I can't say your honor. I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 1: it right now. You're on. You get that lady that
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: writes the ship? What you call it? You know it's funny.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: We got to move on.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: The two comedians are the ones that are laughing the hardest. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: let me ask you a question. Aren't you supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be telling the jokes and we're supposed.
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  Speaker 1: To be laughing. We're not always on the clock, you know. Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: That was for us, great, wonderful.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: I'm still confused at what just happened.
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  Speaker 2: So but wo and he's not allowed to say who
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: or whoop it.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't understand.
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  Speaker 4: My body can't produce the amount of laughter my brain
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  Speaker 4: wants to do it.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: You look pretty toasty over there. Pal h huh, what
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: I like that?
• 12:44
  Speaker 5: You're all toasted and drinking a beer right now, and
• 12:46
  Speaker 5: you got some cherry pepsi by the.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: Way, Yeah, thank you very much. I do like shoda.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: I tell you my favorite is what I do like soda.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: I've been drinking a lot of soda. It's bad for
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: your tea. I woke up the other day. Shit, you
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  Speaker 2: can you put your tongue around your teeth and you're like,
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: oh man, it's all like Krusty I should.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, it's do the bunch of minute. Man, you have
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  Speaker 1: some unches to stop talking about my gross teeth. It's
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  Speaker 1: time for.
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  Speaker 2: And the guy who voiced that is sitting right to
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  Speaker 2: my left right here. That's dog everybody, all right. I
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: went to Taco Bell and bought a bunch of shit.
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  Speaker 2: I've really never been a Taco Bell person, to be
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  Speaker 2: honest with you. I know you used to work there
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  Speaker 2: and everything. So what's this Chicken Nuggets.
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  Speaker 1: Their own version of chicken nugget? All right? So I
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: read that they have some new flavor, right, Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: have a diablo that's like supposed to be spicy. Why
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: would you go to chicken Nuggets? A taco bell. I
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: got a bunch of different thing. I actually don't want any.
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  Speaker 1: I just ate right before I got here.
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  Speaker 2: Son of a bitch, and Tyler is gonna bitch out
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  Speaker 2: because he's trying to stay fit. I'll have one and
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  Speaker 2: you're trying to He hasn't reached it yet. You got
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  Speaker 2: to eat a bunch of Here's what I'll say about this.
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  Speaker 2: Here's some sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Have some.
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  Speaker 3: I want the small one, but that's the most crusted
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  Speaker 3: in what it looks like. I'll have a rough time
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  Speaker 3: with later.
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  Speaker 1: Rub They are a little d a rough time with
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  Speaker 1: all of that. Don't you think they're a little dry.
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  Speaker 5: They've been in the bag here for about a half
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  Speaker 5: hour now, so are they dry?
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  Speaker 1: Tyler? It looks like you likes them. No, they know
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  Speaker 1: what flavor is? This just regular?
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  Speaker 5: There's a spicier version if you want to try the
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  Speaker 5: Diablo over here. You've been into a rock taco bell
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  Speaker 5: and there's sauces. You know you can soften the blow
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  Speaker 5: if you want of your toilet.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a mile later, but this one
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  Speaker 1: looks spicy. That's fors in the seven eleven chicken nugget.
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: And you said you never had a Mexican pizza from
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  Speaker 5: Taco bell I got a Mexican pizza free to try.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, I just wish it was a little hotter.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: But you know we're doing our best. Well, that looks appetizer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is How do you even eat this? Pick a
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  Speaker 2: piece up it right in the track? You know it's good.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: You just wipe your ass. What do you mean to
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: pick up a piece? Looks like one? Did they cut
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: it looks like it looks like it came right from
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  Speaker 1: the factory. So you don't have to call it pizza.
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  Speaker 3: If it looks like that, it's not bad, right, That's
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: just not pizza.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a taco. Ingredients and a circle. Any circle
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  Speaker 4: of ingredients is a pizza. Is there red and cheese?
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  Speaker 4: That's pizza.
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  Speaker 1: Do you hear these guys our potact just been hijacked
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  Speaker 1: or what podcast it? Blah blah.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: So here's my problem with the Mexican pizza. Why has
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: it got to be filled with beans? It's got beans, beef,
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: red sauce, cheese, and tomato. It's not that I hate
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: the beans, but why does the beans have to be
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: in the middle. I wish the beef part was in
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  Speaker 2: the middle or like cheese or something. You know, you
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: pick it, that'd be more of like a case ida.
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  Speaker 2: I think you could probably request it.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: There's some fries too, fries at Taco Bell. Taco Bell fries.
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  Speaker 5: You want to try some fry is the most expensive
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  Speaker 5: I've had so far.
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  Speaker 1: Have a fry dough Jesus Christ.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: So the Mexican pizza went away for a lot, like
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: a lot of time, and think came back or I
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: If it was a lot of time Michelle two years. Yeah,
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: all right, well it's back and that's what's most important.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: That's my favorite menu item, might think, aside from like
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: a classic beam, it's my favorite.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: If it's hot, it's good. All right.
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: Tyler's eating one of the fries. Now, what do you
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: feel I've had? I've had the Taco Bell fries before.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: These aren't bad. These honestly remind me of the Wah
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: Wah fries. I don't know if I've had the Wawa fries.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: That can nugget was the worst thing.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the chicken is a little questionable too. It's been
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: sitting there and they were fresh because they took a while.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: So I don't care if it came right out of
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: whatever they made it out of him?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: What is it? What's the rub?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: He's such a big defender of taco bell. Listen, this
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: is our newer items. I like their classic stuff.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: You worked at taco bell. I love taco bell with
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: post all Mia Shaw.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: If I get out of whatever jobs I have, I'll
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: go back and work on taco bell.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't go work at taco belt, now, manager, I would.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't want to manage your taco bell? Why not?
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: That sounds awful? I would rather be anything other.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Imagine managing, hiring and firing and people stealing ship.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Man, you gotta do it.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: You got to hear people come through the I kind
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: of want to meet inside the pizza and not. I'm
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: not sure why there's beans. Can you explain to me
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: why there's beans before I get it?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Here? You eat a piece of this, I don't that
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: looks like? Yeah, yeah, all right, that's what it looks like.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: This bell sauce is pretty good, though. You ever have
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: the bell sauce. I'm all right, all right, I'm gonna
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: stop shut up a bitch.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: I thought this would be more unpopular, but it also
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: has been sitting in the bag for a while and.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Keeps defending whatever keeps food. It's not good. You can
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: sit in the bag. It's can sit in the bag. Yeah,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: that's what it's for. I will agree that the those
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: chicken nuggets were discussed. Can I okay? What about this? Okay?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Speaking of sitting in the bag, what is the best
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: fast food that can sit in the bag? Like, if
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: you if you're gonna get any fast food, but you
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: can't get to.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: It right away, what do you?
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: What do you?
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I would one say McDonald's. I probably agree some some
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: ship gets better with a little bit of good times burgers,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Like a pizza, pizza gets better, in my opinion, with time.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: You think pizza is better the next day than it
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: is cold, not fresh, fresh as its best? He says
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: cold though, Oh, I like cold pizza the day after
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: you kidd.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Out of the refrigerator cold ye? Nah? Like breakfast the
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: next morning. I like it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Toasted pizza the day after, you know, cooked in the oven,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I think is pretty damn good.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Who has the time? Air fire too? Who has
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: the time? Is the time? Dude? I don't, I honestly
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: never have pre even like spaghetti. I won't even preheat.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I'll just eat that ship, you know, cook it in
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: the oven though, But I'm saying I don't warm anything.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Back. Did you have a microwave? Mike wave so weird?
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like microwave and pizza. I don't like microwaves.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Weird, microwave everything anything with bread, Right, you can't put
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: a sandwich in the microwave.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: It just gets really hard, like anything.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I think the way to heat something up is through
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: the way you know, it's proper channels way God intended,
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: no radiation, no radiation near anything. As well, we're pissing
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: God off each time we put the microwave a.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: You sound a little pub over there, all right, microwave, liberpub?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: What do you think pub? Wait? No, lib lib that's
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: a good one. That is a difficult one. I'm gonna
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to throw that one online. I don't
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: have to.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and again for the listening audience, explain the liberpub
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: game one more time.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Just here so often.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have we have new people joining every time
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: that have no idea what's happening, and if they've stuck
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: around this long.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank god Liberpub.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: As you take anything and you try to figure out
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: its political affiliation. Things that don't get the villa, like
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: inanimate objects are the most fun.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: So a microwave feels pretty liberal to me, to be
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: honest with you, Okay, can you for the listener? Why?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Well, because again, like I feel like any advancements other
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: than the OG are naturally liberal.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I have to be.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: So the OG is what a fire pub? Pretty fire, oven?
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Pretty fire, I mean even pretty. I've been pretty, and.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: You're like you're.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Evolving as you speak. It sounds pretty pub now oven stove.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Named Joel, he like fire, we love.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Pizza, the oven. The stove definitely pub. Yeah, yeah, but
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: then the air fryer definitely lib. Rice cooker lib. So
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: I think you're saying anything that has progressed, Yeah, progress exactly.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Isn't that an easy way to look at it? Yeah,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: sort of a pressure cooker you kidding me? Lib?
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Crockpot crockpot libertarian? Yeah, but I think I like that, Joel, right,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: even though you knew. I don't know what it was.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I say libertarian. I just think it ran Paul. I
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: don't know anything else about him.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: You don't pay tax with a with a crock pot
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: it's it takes you long.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: No tax pay? Is that what being a libertarian means?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: They don't like to pay tax? Well, nobody does, well,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: they especially don't.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know the micro hibs got me?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Got me? I have to put some though on perplexed.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Well, you have to find out what the actual answer
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: is based on your fans response, and then when you
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: come back next time, we'll discuss it. But we're gonna
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: go back now to rapid round now answering, I fig
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: you're fire off whoever?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? What do you think about that?
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I can't both answer at the same time. Should go back?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: And you're right, you're right, You're right. I thought we were.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: We're not on the same team. Right, Let's go back
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: in for it, all right, Doug is up first. Okay, Ready,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: here we go. The game begins in three.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: All right, Doug, what part of your body has marrow
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Jesus bones?
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Seafood is mostly composed of what macronutrient tyler?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Wait, seafood is mostly composed of what macronutrient wrapid round oil?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Now, what's the tallest bird? Doug ostrich? Very good? Yes,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: how many letters are in the alphabet, Tyler, seventy something.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: My god, Doug, six is what percent of thirty five?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: No? Brussels is the largest city in what country? Germany? Now?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: What russells? Fuck?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: What's what system in the body breaks down food into nutrients?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Digestive?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Very good, yes, Tyler, fill in the blank. The early
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: bird gets the worm. What's the main ingredient in bread?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Doug? Yeast? No? Flower? Yeah, Tyler? How many? Okay, good, Tyler.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: How many seconds are in eleven minutes? Seventy seven? Jeez,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I thought I was bad with the numbers seconds. Yeah,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: six and sixty. Yeah, Doug got it there. Yeah. Wait,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Brussels is Switzerland?
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: No, it was a vegetable. No it is. No, it's
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: actually it's actually a starch. It's a macronutrient. I think
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: macro nutrient. Yeah, enough, what the big words. Let's recap
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: hard ones coming up.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Let's recap what part of your body has marrow bones? Obviously,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: that's pretty easy to start. A seafood is mostly composed
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: of what macro nutrient?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Mercury omega? No, it's protein. Protein, fish has protein? A protein?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Good for you. I didn't know that's what you guys
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: are fucking looking for man macro nutrient either.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Anyway, the tallest bird Ostrich like that guy bird on
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: the Judge Judy Show.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: He's pretty tall, He's pretty That'd been a great one
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: if you said that. Yeah, how many letters are in
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: the alphabet? Cheventy? Cheven? I think thirty four? Is it?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Thirty four?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: No, you're a little closer, twenty six. Hey, all right,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: you had it India, He had it, idiot.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I knew it the whole fucking time. Guys, you don't
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: just come up with the exact number.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I knew it the whole time, and you didn't have
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: to write it and show him. Yeah, exactly what's next? Uh?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Six is what percent of thirty? How do you even
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: do that? I don't even know how to do that.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I got stuck trying to think about
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: how to do that.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: So thirty six times thirty sixty?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: What? No? Six?
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Eighteen percent? Yeah, eighteen percent? I think right now you're
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: close and getting closer. The answer was twenty Yeah, twenty.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Brussels. It is the one that's stumping them the most.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Brussels is the largest city in what country?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Sweden? Yeah, Michelle got in the Belgium. That's Belgium. Belgium
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: is a country. It is. Yeah, it's not another city.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I get off, dude, I get those confused.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Not a big city guy, Not really, no, man, I
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: just kind of like I like towns man, more of
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: a town guy.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: The system in the body that breaks down food into nutrients,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: he got that. The digestive system. Yeah, the fill in
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: the blank. The early bird gets the worm. Yeah, Tyler
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: got that one. That one for the main ingredient of
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: bread you ship eat.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I know, and I make bread. It's flower. I know.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: It's sick that you make bread. I do. Everybody's making
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: bread now though. That's the hot thing to do.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: How many seconds are in eleven minutes? You struggle with
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: that one? Yeah, tell me to take us through your process.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Can I tell? Can? I?
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, here's why I struggled with this whole thing today.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Usually I'm pretty good at this. Yeah. I was a
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: little thrown off. I didn't know you were going back
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: and forth. I thought you were asking all Doug. I
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: wasn't totally prepared. And there's no theme. You guys didn't
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: say a theme.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, we don't usually have a theme. We'd a theme
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: that one time with you and you didn't get it.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, just that one time.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, And you're right. I did struggle with that. I
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: know sixty seconds are in a minute, and I just
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I fumbled it. Yeah it's fine, you know, I get
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: it next time. Something's up with me mentally.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you and me both me too, shame oh
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: mentally right now.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: No, But anyways, it's four twenty. We're supposed to be. Yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I have more to smoke and we have more stuff
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: to talk about, like random thoughts.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a lot of random thoughts.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: What happened to you this week? Everything and nothing all
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: at once? Isn't that the worst? That's that, then, Charity
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Seinfeld bit. Isn't that the way it is?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Isn't it? Yeah? It's terrible, lazed and confused random thoughts.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Not to get political again here, but uh, I've never
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: seen the movie Pulp Fiction, but it's all over the
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: place that Pete Hegsecheth in an impressed reference was supposedly
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: quoting the Bible, but it just so happened to be
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: a passage from pulp Fiction and not a quote from
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: the Bible.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: They were in prayer as a group and that's what
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: it was. Wait, okay, with all due respect, how do
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: you know that that's not what he worships? Samuel L. Jackson.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Everybody has their own version of the Bible. How do
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: you know it's not pulpic Do you.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Think that pulp fiction is one of those essential movies
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: that everybody has to watch.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I've never even tried to watch that movie. What's it about?
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's a documentary about orange juice.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: That was pretty good. I'll give it to you. That
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: was pretty Thanks for giving it to me any time, Tyler.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Anyway, the other day at work, we got a resume
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: from a guy named Richard Wiener, which is pretty unfortunate.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Right, Dick Wiener? Richard Wiener, I know, a real name,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: not even like a you know. I remember in high
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: school there was there was like a guidance counsel or
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: something whose last name was Wiener. And I remember, like
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: being an eighth grader and the little assembly thing where
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: they introduce you to all the high school people and
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: they're like, this is missus Wier.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, how do you not laugh at that? As as.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I think that that, I think that sadly, Wiener is
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: like a common last name around that politician was, last
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: name is Wiener.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Anthony, didn't he get in trouble for Yeah, yeah.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I'm a guy that lived in my old neighborhood. His
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: name was Richard Head. That's not that's true, dickhead.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: But then he like, why would you not like be
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: like my name's like something like I would just change.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: No, he was like, then he'd be like little Dickhead junior,
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: my dad, big dick Head.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: See, we all have the example of the oh, I
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: used to know somebody named this. So I used to
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: know somebody whose last name, unfortunately was Liquor, and we
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: all used to joke around there, yo.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Yo, Jake Liquor over there.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: His dad's name is Dick Liquor.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Anyway, random thoughts, what else? What? Oh?
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: You know what I was thinking about the other day.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: I never ordered ribs at a restaurant. Do you guys
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: ever order ribs?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: No?
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Too messy, right, that's my kind of I feel like
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: I have, but I can't think of a specific time
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: that I have. I went out with my friend Joel
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: different Joel Bicker Joel. We call him Big Joel, your
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: little Joel. Yeah, sorry, but.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: You need to say any of that, little dick head,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: you could have just kept them moving. Anyway, You're the
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: little Joel.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Little Joel, you anyway, big or sometimes baby Joe Joel.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Anyway, manly Joel.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: We went out to dinner the other night and he
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: ordered ribs, and I go, I never think the order
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: ribs because I just feel they're messy and it's never
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: really a good time to have them. I feel like
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: it's more of an at home kind of food. Maybe, well,
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: I feel like you gotta ribs. Are those that's a
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: menu item that needs to be sawed out. You don't
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: just go anywhere for ribs?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: True? Where were you? Where were you getting ribs?
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: I was at a steakhouse, Taco Bell, Taco Bell ribs.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm a meat eating guy. Ribs is sad
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: to me?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Really why?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know, like I could just imagine the ribs
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: man in that animal. Oh yeah, you gotta stop thinking
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Just enjoy them. Oh ship, that's what I should do. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I'll just stop thinking about it. I worry about it,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: That's what I'll do. You're here, Why okay about it? Man?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. That's like he was like, dude,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: you gotta be happy. Oh shit, Okay, you're right, you're
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: welcome years of therapy. All you needed to do was
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: coming a podcast. You break up.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: You can't like see the little poor animal you're seeing
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: the part that you're like you snuggle on the couch.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Rh. I will admit though I've never I will admit
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I've never thought.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: That about eating ribs before. But now that you mentioned it,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: it's pretty.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Because it's the only thing that's still intact stuff from the.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: That's like when you see a carcass on the on.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: The Yeah, they're like crashing about And now civilized men
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: are doing the same thing with delicious sauce.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: And well, now that you've ruined ribs for us, is
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: it time for trivia? You going first? Sure? You want
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: me to sure? Question number one?
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Last week I went way too easy. I got them
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: all right last week, So not this week. Merry Christmas.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: In martial arts, Taekwondo is the national sport of which country?
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: I think it's Korea? Final answer? Which one? Korea? Which one?
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: North Korea?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: North Korea? Yeah?
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, North Korea, North Korea. Final answer. I meant
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: South Korea. You sure it's Korea. No, what is it
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: West Korea? West Korea?
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: East? No, South Korea? South?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Good question. Taekwondo. What's the difference
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: between taekwondo and like karate?
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: It's like the difference between like watercolor and like a
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: different type of painting.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: It's still painting, but it's way different.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Ship some some have more chicks, like moy Thai's mouy
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Thai is different than karate and taekwonda.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Moi kwa moy Thai? What the hell is that?
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: It's a different art form of martial arts? You know
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: how it's like the martial arts plural.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: There's more than it's one of them, exactly. Got even
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: those chicken nuggets like you like them? Well, I mean
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: they're here all right? Next question Question two?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Question two?
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: What organ is primarily affected by hepatitis?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: To be honest with you, I really don't even.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Know what hepatitis is, Like I've heard it before, but yeah,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: what's hepatitis?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like it's your liver. You
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: don't go liver? What's your liver? Even? Do? Isn't hepatitis
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: from like drinking? Like the most important? Yeah? The filters
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: it's the filter.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: It's the filter. Everything goes through it, and it's the
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: only one that regenerates. Yeah, so you can actually heal
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: your liver. We've actually talked about this on the podcast.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Don't your lungs read like heal themselves to you actually
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: asked that in the last podcast we talked about this.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: You want them to clean themselves, but then there's these
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: organisms that clean inside there.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: But if you smoke, I mean you fuck, they can't
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: catch up to that. Great, Okay, we're all doctors here anyway,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: What is your answer again? What was the question? Who
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: are you? Where are we? What was the question? Uh?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: What organ is primarily affected by hepatitis? Yeah, liver?
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: Final answers, I get that one? Or yeah, all right,
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: all right?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: So what do you get? I think you get it
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: from drinking? You know you can.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: You can get it from sex too, Oh yeah you can.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: You can get it from needles. Yeah, there's many feel
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: better now knowing that.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Hepatitis is the inflammation of the liver, causing liver damage
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: and affecting its vital functions such as filtering blood and
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: processing nutrients.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: It's a very educational podcast.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Question three, Okay, music bond Scott was the original lead
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: singer of What Australian band.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: It was an ac DC ac DC. Final answer I got,
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: all right, you know that everyone knows that. I feel
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: name is pretty famous, is it?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You don't think? You don't think?
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: So?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I ask you the easiest music questions ever.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: You get them wrong. I just had one question for
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: twenty what all right? Random trivia? What number do you
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: get if you multiply all the numbers on.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: A roulette wheel? Oh? Wow?
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: What number do you get if you multiply all the
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: numbers like one times, two times, three times, like that
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: all the way up to thirty?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Whatever? Why are you asking questions? I don't fucking know
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: how to figure it out, do you? Guys? I didn't
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: go to my lifelines yet, so I'm gonna look towards you. Guys,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: wouldn't look. I don't know what you either. No, I
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: don't know. I think it would be zero. Oh, she
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: giving me very well. I think it'd be zero. Yeah,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, zero zero final answer.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I forgot about the zero. Good question, dude.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Oh man, sorry, I started overthinking it and you just
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: didn't think about it.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I just got an underthinking man. Got an underthink some
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: great life advice, isn't it? Don't overthink? Underthink?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you got for me? Question number one?
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: All right, Don Carter was the first athlete to sign
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: a one million dollar television endorsement deal. What sport did
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: he play?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Don Carter? Shit?
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Don Carter was the first athlete to gain and sign
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: a one million dollar television endorsement deal.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: I feel like I've heard that name before. Sport did
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: he play? Yeah, you do have one lifeline. You go
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: to these two knuckleheads over here, Don Carter or Dan
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Don Don Don It's like Ron but with it with
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: a dah. Yeah, Don Carter.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: He was the first athlete to sign a one million
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: dollar television endorsement deal.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: It was sport did he play? Maybe? Football? Sounds like somebody.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: Sort of a hint night he was in the nineteen
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: sixties when it happened sixties.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I feel like football started getting like real big in
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: the sixties. No, sixties, seventies right here?
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: All right, I don't know, get in choir if you'd like,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: what about Don Carter.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Makes you think he's football? Though you said it sounds
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: like a football, it just sounds kind of football. He
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: doesn't it what though, I don't know.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Don Carter doesn't sound like versus like like Formula one. Yeah,
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Don Carter in the Lamborghini. No, no, no, I think
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: it's football. I must say football. Final answer. Sorry fuck bowling? Yeah,
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: good question. Oh it's because you're watching that bowling show. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: I am born to ball. Is that the father of
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: the guy that has the fro?
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Guppy?
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: That guy's is that his name Guppy or something? Yeah,
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: he's the alcoholic in the show. He's always at the bar.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Oh really, I don't know. I haven't gotten that far.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Thanks a Loud, you ruined it for me.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: There's only four episodes. How long does it fucking take
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you to watch the show? I love how Joel just
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: has what is hepatitis? On his screen? I was googling
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: what a show? I was googling from earlier question too.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: You might know this.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: What is the most streamed song on Spotify of all time?
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: What is the most stream song on Spotify all the time?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's some cringey edge sheering song. Now
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I think I pulled your move just now. I underthought,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: under thought, underthought it. I said, thunk it. This show
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: is full of underthinking. So you guys are fitting right in.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: I'll go to my lifeline just to hear your opinion.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I will it's a Bieber.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's Happy Birthday.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: By who, though it has to be by a specific
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: person a song. No, he didn't say did somebody own
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: the rights to happy Birthday?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: But you they do. He does. That's why.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: That's why like food chains, when they come out to
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: say your sing it different, they can't sing happy Birthday.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I swear to God. Look that
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: you can look it up right now. If you think
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I've been singing a Happy Birthday at Taco Bill this
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: whole time. Anyway, I'll think it's a Beaber song. I
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: don't think.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's if it's a specific artist,
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: I I don't know.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I really think that it's an Ed Sheeran song. Okay,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you because it's we're having a fun well,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, give me an arrow? Can I give you this?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I want to use.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: It was an Ed Sheeran song up until just kind
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: of recently, in the last couple of years, I was
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: a te swift ye.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: So that means it's either Taylor Swift or Bad Bonie.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Probably that Bonie?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Is it in the past couple of years? Okay, so
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: that's probably Taylor Swift. It's t Swift. It's gotta be Swift. Yeah,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: but again, like what song? Just say t Swift?
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know is it? Is it shake It Off
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: by Taylor?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: No, it's not. Sorry, I really don't know. It is.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Actually Blinding Lights by the Weeekend has like like five
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: billion streams. I think it just surpassed ed Sheeran's Uh,
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: I forget what? No, I forget what photograph? No, you
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: said I would know it, but it's one of Yeah, anyway,
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: I think it was like four years ago.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: He took it over with the song that's a different song.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: What was that sing? Whatever? My photo? Wait, what's the
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: lyrics to that?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I honestly don't really know. I kind of missed the
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: train with Nickelback. I wasn't into them when they were.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Look at this photograph, look at his phote.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: It makes me laugh. What's after that? I don't know?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Just that?
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: Do you guys see that thing on that meme that
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: video online where somebody just chopped out photo and it says,
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: all right, we got more to learn. Question three, All right,
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: what desert stretches across northern Africa?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Shah comes to mind? If that's not correct, across Africa
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Northern Africa. Man, I'm trying to think.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Of another desert other than Sahara.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at Doug Joel. Yeah, just because he's black
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean he knows the answer. Look at him. You know,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: we're reading your body language. I should just there.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: You can't name the top five deserts in Africa?
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: What do you think, pal God Sahara kind of sounds right?
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: What was the question again? What's the largest? What desert?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: What desert stretches across northern Africa?
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: That Africa? Northern Africa.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Sahara final answer, Sure, you got it.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: It was good.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I couldn't thick of another desert. So it was gonna
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: be pissed at you if you didn't get right.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: You know what.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: So I watched a lot of those David Attenborough things.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: They said that of all the deserts in the world,
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: only five percent of deserts are with the sand dunes
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: and all that stuff. All the rest is like canyons
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: of just dry land. For you know, thousands and thousands
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: of miles. So there's no sand and what is there?
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: It's just like it's like it's like rocky mountains and
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: stuff like that that are just completely dried.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: There's no life. Huh. Can you picture that? A desert
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: with no sand?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Five percent? Five percent of the desert. I can't look
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: at this. It's really like wat four twenty what? All right?
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Question four? What is the unit of electrical power? What
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: is that called? What is the unit of electrical power?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Kill a lot or killer water? A watt? Right?
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: What's the unit of electric electrical power? Look at your lifeline?
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Use my lifelines?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Didn't? I didn't I already use it. I don't know.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Did I ask you a question? I think he's right,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: but I think it's wattage? Wattage? What's the difference between
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: a watt and probably a measurement of what.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I thought what was short for wattage wattage kilo would
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: be the measurement of it. Really, I don't think that's
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: how that works. I don't think so, Okay, well, kill
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: a why and what do you mean?
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Huh? It's like kilogram and you know a gram? Yeah,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: a graham isn't the same as a kilogram. Yeah, exactly.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: But it's a measurement of weight. I'm confused. Yeah, you
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, right? Is a measurement? Who? Both
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: of you?
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: What is the unit of electrical power? I must say what?
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Final answer? Kill a wat? Final answer?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Kill a what? What you gotta say? Final answer?
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: What?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Final answer? You got it? All right?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: So now I got to google. I gotta get rid
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: of what tepatitis? And I gotta say? What's a watch?
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: The difference between a what and kill a wat? It's
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: a smaller version of a lot.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Wait. Also, you're you're spelling it wrong. Yeah, I know?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: How did he spell it? I gotta know spell like?
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: It's a rapper's name kill? Is there a guy named kill?
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: What?
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: There should be?
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: Holy crap, you should become a rapper. That's gonna be
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: your name?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Kill a what?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Share that one kill a wat equals one thousand watch?
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: That makes me more confused.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: I don't killer like a what is the is the
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: term for the measurement?
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: A killer is the amount?
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: I still don't get it, kill a killer from killer?
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: What records? These two guys thousand?
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: What?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: We're just having fun? Man?
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: The funny thing was one of you shook the other's
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: hand when you got here and said show you're a comedian.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I don't remember who said was, but that was that
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: was kind of funny.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: That was kind of funny. Things are going over your head? Perhaps, yeah,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: most of it did. Do you guys have things to
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: plug coming up? I know there's something and I can't
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: think of what it is. Great?
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I mean, nobody's gonna away, nobody's gonna
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: stop and be like, I gotta look that up.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: What is it? Yeah, it's something. I think.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: I know there's something coming up at Archer Music Hall,
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: but I got to look at dates and stuff like that.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Tyler, what do you got going on? I got
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: the Petty Court podcast with Chris Freed. Doug's been on
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: a couple of apps. Oh yeah, it's a lot of fun.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: You should come on. Yeah, you guys should come on.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Would you want to separately or together? WHOA? You know
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I have to think about that, yeah,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: dream control little bit of both.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: And then I got the on June nineteenth, July tenth,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: and September eleventh.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, I have what's wrong with Tyler? At arts quest?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Where are we now? Why would you pick September eleventh.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: They gave me that.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Date, and they said, would September eleventh be okay? I said,
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: you're goddamn right that.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: You better have the cavalry Raddy in the fan and
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the We're not forgetting at Tyler Rothrock on everything right.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: This is kind of bad. I'm looking over at our
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: guest over here. In the microphone I gave you is
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: like black and krusty on top of it.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Is that from you? Or was it there before? I
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Well it's been it's been dented, but it looks like
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: you see the top of that, it's all like just colored.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: That's kind of gross. What'd you do with that? I
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: don't know, I just noticed it. I'm sorry. You could
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: have told me never. That's like a thing you'd either
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: say right away or not at all.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, I use I used the microphone. What Why
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: is it so dirty on tap? You tried to clean
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: it out or what? Don't think you might have a hemorrhoid.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: This is episode forty eight, our four twenty episode. It
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: got really off the rails, but it was a lot
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: of fun. Tyler Rothrock, Doug mckisell find them on social media.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: My name is Becker. That's my good friend Joel. Yeah,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: we'll have you back, just not together. No, that was
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of fun. Thanks for hanging out guys, The Blaze.
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: And Confused podcasts with Becker and Joe.
• 48:04
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