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Ally pranks Zach at the concert · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I want to hear what you did to this poor boy.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean the torturings.
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  SPEAKER_00: It started this is a this is a ongoing thing that's been happening for the past 20 years that I've lived here.
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  SPEAKER_00: So there was a running joke back in the day that my best girlfriend Sonia and I were lesbians.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to this concert last night, and the woman's name is Brandy Carlisle.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's basically the queen of the lesbians, okay?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: So she is She's been crowned.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, she's kind of been the person that's replaced Melissa Etheridge, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Every every lesbian I know loves Brandy Carlisle.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, I have my numero Uno lesbian, Shelby.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I text Shelby and I I basically say to her, hey, I'm about to go to this concert.
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  SPEAKER_00: You better hope no other lesbian snatches me up.
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  SPEAKER_00: And she responds with, no one can replace me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I I I tell this to Zach.
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  SPEAKER_00: I, you know, he knows the running joke from 20 years ago, how everyone listening thought that Sonia and I were lesbians.
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  SPEAKER_00: I tell him what I told Shelby.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then we go to this cidery beforehand.
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  SPEAKER_00: And what is it?
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  SPEAKER_00: All lesbians.
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  SPEAKER_00: All lesbians except for like our group, which is three dudes and me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: So one big sausage fest at my table.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: So I go in the bathroom and I come out and I said, You're never gonna believe what just happened.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's like, what?
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, lesbian just gave me her phone number.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I said, You know, it's not a far story.
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  SPEAKER_00: I say it with the straightest face, and he goes, No.
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  SPEAKER_00: What did you do?
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  SPEAKER_00: And then I just I took it just in case.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it said that I couldn't be back.
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  SPEAKER_01: Scott and Allie's big dream.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just in case.
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  SPEAKER_00: Babe, you're not gonna lose me.
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  SPEAKER_00: To the female race.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's just not gonna happen.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh Lord, then.
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  SPEAKER_00: But it was, it gave me a good laugh.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's like, I swear to God.
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  SPEAKER_00: But yes, could it happen?
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  SPEAKER_00: 1000%.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you wanna know what really makes me mad?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not one lesbian hit on me last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Are you serious?
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  SPEAKER_00: Were you wearing that trucker hat you're wearing right now?
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  SPEAKER_00: Actually, this is the outfit I wore last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, hang on.
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  SPEAKER_01: I gotta see this.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's just black jeans.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, because you don't have any flannel on.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
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  SPEAKER_00: I at least wore my belt buckle and my cowboy boots.
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