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Bonus IMPROV - Cause I'm Assuming People Talk About Me A Lot · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fond friends
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  bonus improv
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  Joe can we get a suggestion please
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  suggestion is obsession
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  obsession
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  you are an obsession
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  you're my obsession
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  and I'll find you
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  yes I must have you
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  yeah
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  um i know well we can't i feel like we've kind of talked about this recently
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  like what was the we were we were talking about crushes versus or like
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  infatuation infatuation that's what we were talking about versus obsession
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  what's the longest you've ever been obsessed with something probably
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  i don't know two years maybe longer okay maybe three years maybe two could be three i mean and
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  i'm talking about not necessarily like a person just like anything like you're obsessed with a
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  concept or well i've only i would say i've only ever been obsessed with the person okay put to
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  the point where it like affected my whole being and like consume my thoughts.
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  Yeah.
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  Nothing else has had that effect on me.
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  Yeah.
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  Okay.
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  That's good.
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  I guess that better.
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  Yeah.
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  But can I just say looking back every person that I was ever like devastated
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  over, I now think is a complete loser.
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  Yeah.
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  There's a lot.
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  It's crazy how that happens.
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  And not just cause I didn't get them.
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  I look back and like, like I met someone who I like was,
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  so into it would never give me the time of day and like i ran into them years later and i was like
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  but i'm afraid you're being a dumb bitch quote yeah verbictim um yeah i was just like god i can't
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  believe i lost sleep over you and not that there's anything wrong with them but like they did not
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  deserve to be obsessed over yeah yeah i know it's funny how that happens do you think it's something
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  chemical like in our brains,
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  like like there's like,
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  like pheromones or something that are being put out there that.
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  Yeah.
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  Everything's chemical.
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  I think,
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  um,
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  where it's just like you're attracted,
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  like there just certain people on this planet that are putting out something that is the exact like chemical like thing that you need in your body Like um kind of like when you craving an orange you need vitamin c yeah kind of like that it like
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  you know like the like there's just certain people who just like they it's not really you
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  can't describe it it's involuntary um i kind of feel like like i'm like who knows maybe but like
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  i think it's for at least in my case it's more like i remember being attracted to someone who
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  was super outgoing and very like, wow, look at me.
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  And I don't think I'm that kind of person where I like specifically will like bang two
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  symbols together in a quieter room and be like, what up world?
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  And like, I guess part of me is like, God, I wish I could be like that.
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  I don't think any of that was happening at the conscious level, but it's like.
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  Wait, did that person do this?
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  No, no, no.
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  I just mean, why did you want that?
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  I just mean like you identify with parts of yourself that either you like you have denied
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  or that you want it to be more like,
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  or you know what I mean?
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  And like,
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  so you see that in someone and then like,
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  you just latch onto this idea that you want to be with them.
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  When really,
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  maybe you just want to explore quality that you don't necessarily have.
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  And sometimes they're just fucking hot.
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  Yeah.
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  And that's enough.
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  Cause then if you're hot and you think I'm hot,
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  what more could be said?
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  Yep.
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  And now improv.
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  hello i'm here look at me hey look at me i'm here you're here you're here welcome
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  thank you and you're welcome you're welcome to see me hi oh my god you're so funny
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  yeah it's good to see you come on in thank you thank you thank you thank you
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  what are you doing don't know don't look over there look at me what oh yeah i yeah i'm glad
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  you're here i'm just sorry jonathan yeah what what i you invited me over i thought that that
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  was because you wanted me to be the center of attention okay you're you're very fun i invited
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  you over because you're my friend and i want i just wanted to introduce you to the rest of my
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  friends you know we're all the center of attention you have other friends you have other friends
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  besides me how is that how is that even how is that even possible well of course i i know other
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  people i well yeah you know other people but why would you invite anyone but me over well we can't
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  just have a party with two people hey wherever i go is a party yes you're that's very funny you're
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  You're a lot of fun.
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  Thank you.
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  Um,
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  but no,
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  but if I could just,
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  if you don't mind,
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  if you could just,
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  I don I don want to use the word tone it down I just I what I trying to say is there 10 other people here You been talking to my parents sometimes What is joke
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  Oh,
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  for your birthday and stuff.
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  I thought it was actually very possible that you could have been talking to my parents.
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  Cause I'm assuming people talk about me a lot.
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  You got,
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  I mean,
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  not any more than anyone else I know.
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  Anyway,
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  I'm glad you're here.
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  Just have a good time.
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  Meet my other friends.
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  You know,
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  let's really share the mic tonight.
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  Oh, okay.
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  All right.
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  I guess I can take a back seat a little bit.
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  Okay, great.
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  Great.
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  This feels so weird.
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  Oh, don't worry about it.
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  You're doing great.
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  You're doing great.
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  This is Greg.
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  What's up, Greg?
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  What are you doing?
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  I'm doing that voice.
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  Oh, I thought you were trying to introduce me.
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  Yeah, dude, you're really weird.
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  I thought you were trying to introduce me
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  like as like, this is my persona.
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  look there's already a greg in this friend i'm sorry i'm sorry i just thought why would you
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  introduce somebody else when you can be introducing me so i thought you wanted me to be greg
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  i don't even know how to respond to that okay fine look i don't know who you are but i can tell
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  you already think everything's about you great no give him a chance oh i just i'm kayla you
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  probably already know that john has probably talked about me a lot literally never heard of
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  you okay haha funny greg anyway you guys both like marimba oh oh you like a thing that i like
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  too but probably not more than me i don't know i'm a marimba freak kayla oh wow really yeah i was
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  named most likely to be obsessed with marimba three years in a row at my college.
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  My license plate is M R B A F K.
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  Sometimes people think it's marimba. Fuck. Okay. I didn't think it through.
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  Somebody say marimba. Oh, I ate a marimba once. That's how much I like marimba.
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  What? Who are you?
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  Jeffrey. This is Jeffrey.
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  Hey, Greg.
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  you you you you probably can guess
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  Kayla oh see see Greg fuck you okay
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  yeah nice you guys are all getting along
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  that's great yeah well uh
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  Jeffrey I didn't I only hear my own
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  name but that was right okay yeah
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  okay so tell me what you know about me
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  oh you're the center of attention
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  mm-hmm people talk about you uh-huh
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  you're here uh-huh I'm here oh this is
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  So nice. All my friends are getting along.
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  Hey man I have I have some pots and pans here I was just wondering do you want me to where do you want me to put these In my hands please Kayla oh God Bang bang bang Everybody look at me
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  I'm doing drums on pots.
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  Everybody look at me.
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  You guys, everyone's looking at me.
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  Who poured my soup out?
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  Oh, sorry.
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  I needed it for my music.
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  Who ate my maroomba?
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  Sorry.
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  okay this is more fun than i thought it was gonna be okay i have multiple centers of attention
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  and somehow we're all getting along yeah except for if everyone doesn't keep looking at me
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  i might die it might be over so jeffrey you could stop eating that marumba
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  please everyone look at me
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  Kayla
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  thank you thank you Jeffrey
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  yeah we can't look at you all night
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  Kayla this is a party
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  my eyes I do they get dry
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  Jonathan just try and
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  Greg if you could pull your head out of your ass
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  long enough to have your eyes be
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  visible that'd be great
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  all eyes on me
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  all eyes on me what are you gonna do Kayla
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  show us yeah
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  come on
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  Who wants indoor fireworks?
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  No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Oh, come on.
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  Hey, I'm here.
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  I'm here.
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  It's me.
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  It's me.
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  Layla.
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  Oh, hey, Layla.
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  Layla.
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  God, not Layla.
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  Layla.
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  Just got my new license plate.
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  M.
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  R.
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  yeah
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  Jonathan what the fuck is this
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  this is Layla
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  why is she
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  wearing exactly what I'm wearing
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  but sparklier
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  I met her at arson camp
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  you met somebody else at arson camp besides me
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  yes
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  I thought I was the only arsonist that you knew
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  please not in front of my other friends
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  this is a party
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  Layla
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  Yes
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  Yes
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  Yes
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  It's me
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  It's me
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  No it's me
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  It's me
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  It's me and not you
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  It's me
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  It's me
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  It's me
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  No
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  Oh soup drums
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  Bang bang bang
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  Stay away from my pots
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  Si
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  you