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Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey - do you get out of breath while eating? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: So here we go, Here we go. Here's another senseless
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  Speaker 1: survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings, KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: So we've got fragrances to give away, skincare routines, water,
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  Speaker 1: ice cream, pleasure tickets. You've got something for everyone, even.
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  Speaker 2: Fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: All right, how many questions we'll ask in this morning
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  Speaker 1: senseless survey?
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  Speaker 2: Please shill eleven questions.
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  Speaker 1: Eleven out the gate nailed its ten questions, ten questions
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  Speaker 1: before remis corn eleven christians.
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  Speaker 2: Ow look at you, sir. Producer Bread said that's the
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  Speaker 2: run off, exactly, be right.
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  Speaker 1: Well done, well done. No takers on the WhatsApp telephone. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so where I phone up? A random person asked him,
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  Speaker 1: like real ridiculous questions all for the sake of the
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  Speaker 1: country to be honest. Wow, okay, Yeah, somebody's got to
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  Speaker 1: do it, and I.
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  Speaker 2: Said it will be me, Like the fact checker.
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  Speaker 1: What did what did our presidents say when he did
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  Speaker 1: his inaugural speech to my mina.
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  Speaker 2: Send me, send me and I went yeah, and then yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's you and your clipboard and your question. And I've
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  Speaker 2: got no petrol money to get back. I'm still there.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Here is this morning senseless survey mona, good morning, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for coming. Fel the loves normal and results and
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  Speaker 1: have been speaking. Good morning. This is agent four or
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  Speaker 1: three from the senseless Bureau. You have answer all your
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  Speaker 1: questions from the bureaus. I just need to go through
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  Speaker 1: them with you now quickly. Okay, yes, but this is
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  Speaker 1: on the switchboard. It'll only t give up thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 1: When a man with one eye blinks, how do you
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  Speaker 1: know that he is actually not just winking? I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea. Do you agree that the worst superhero is
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  Speaker 1: the one with the power of attorney? Do you ever
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  Speaker 1: get out of breath while eating? No? Do you have
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  Speaker 1: to take your paycheck to the bank because it's too
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  Speaker 1: little to go by itself. Do you ever argue with
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  Speaker 1: a chemist that alcohol is a solution? No?
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  Speaker 2: Do you hate lazy people in traffic who only give
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  Speaker 2: you half a piece? Son?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. If your child keeps sticking things in
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  Speaker 1: electrical outlets, do you have no other choice than to
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  Speaker 1: ground them? Would you say one of the negatives about
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  Speaker 1: speeding is that you might arrive.
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  Speaker 2: At work early.
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  Speaker 1: One of the negatives there what happens if a square
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  Speaker 1: root turns out to be a round numbers the square
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  Speaker 1: to be around number.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, it's it's not a square. Would you agree?
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  Speaker 1: It's time to stop making new cell phones and start
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  Speaker 1: making flying cars. If okay, does sex thing give you
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  Speaker 1: a phoner down the phone, Put down the phone. There's
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  Speaker 1: your sense of to survey to go to go to
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  Speaker 1: the front lines of society Murray five.