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Episode #3836 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Hello everyone. My name is Steve Ozel. I live in Corona, California.
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Speaker 1: I'm a construction contractor. I'm going to be talking on
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Speaker 1: the Phil Henry Show today about wizardry and the wizard
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Speaker 1: And it doesn't mean that I believe in a lot
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Speaker 1: of mystery and that kind of the people. You know,
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Speaker 1: the people with the conical hats, I don't believe in them.
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Speaker 1: But I was talking to Drew Buzzin, who's one of
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Speaker 1: my electricians, and he said that he'd heard of something
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Speaker 1: called a stigil, which is a wizard spell that can
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Speaker 1: make your penis larger. So I'll be talking about that
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Speaker 1: All right, welcome to this what I've learned on the Steve,
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Speaker 1: Steve Ozel. It's time for what I learned from Steve Ozel,
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Speaker 1: and welcome to what I learned. I'm Steve Ozel. Thank
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Speaker 1: you mister Henry for giving me the opportunity. I know
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Speaker 1: every now and again, mister Henry does give me the
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Speaker 1: opportunity to come in and to do the Steve Bozel
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Speaker 1: What I Know or What I learned podcast making fun
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Speaker 1: of me. Yes, but no, I have Bud dicking with me,
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Speaker 1: and that's good. I'm a construction contractor from Corona, California.
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Speaker 1: I've been listening to the Mister Henry Show since I
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Speaker 1: come to California in the late nineties. I'm married to April.
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Speaker 1: My son is Steve Junior. My daughter is April Junior.
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Speaker 1: We live in Corona, California. We go to c K Corona, Well,
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Speaker 1: the kids go to see K Corona Middle School. We
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Speaker 1: go to the Corona National Church there in Corona, and
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Speaker 1: I'm a member of the member of the Men's club
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Speaker 1: there and we enjoy our lives like any other family.
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Speaker 1: We have a next door neighbor, Roy Hutchins, who's been
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Speaker 1: featured on the podcast a time to time, and he's
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Speaker 1: a whole lot to handle. In other words, we have
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Speaker 1: usual problems everybody else has. But I want to talk
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Speaker 1: to you today about a couple of things that I had. People.
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Speaker 1: One of the things I found out when I moved
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Speaker 1: to California is that people are ready, especially if you
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Speaker 1: come from Knoxville Tennessee, which I do. People are just
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Speaker 1: ready to point and go ha ha ha ha ha.
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Speaker 1: Look at you, look at you, and they think, because
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Speaker 1: I have a Southern accent, I must be some kind
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Speaker 1: of a simple minded boob. Take it easy. Well I'm not.
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Speaker 1: I can tell you that right now. I'm a successful businessman,
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Speaker 1: a successful construction contractor. And if you've seen my ex account,
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Speaker 1: I have pictures of President Trump that I've taken. And
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Speaker 1: I've been out on you know, at personal appearances at
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Speaker 1: President Trump, but I've taken the pictures. Yeah, right, thank you. Today,
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Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about something that bothered me.
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Speaker 1: I am a religious man. I'm not going to bother
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Speaker 1: you with my religion. But I have two things I
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Speaker 1: want to talk about today. One of them is airspace
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Speaker 1: and the other is a thing called a stigil. You
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Speaker 1: never heard of it, have you. Well i'll tell you
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Speaker 1: all about it. First, I want to cover the topic
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Speaker 1: of airspace. I am religious. I believe I'm not gonna
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Speaker 1: tell you. I'm not gonna tell I'm not gonna bore
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Speaker 1: you with the details of the religion and everything like that,
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Speaker 1: but I also believe in keeping the this. You know what,
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Speaker 1: what is the seventh days. Sunday, the seventh day is
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Speaker 1: the first day, is it? Yeah, it's called the Sabbath. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I believe in keeping the Sabbath. Well, yeah, it is
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Speaker 1: because the Jewish people they do Saturday. We do. The
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Speaker 1: regular people do. Got you need regular people? Man, you're
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Speaker 1: getting in trouble. No, I'm no, No, I'm not, No,
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Speaker 1: I'm not. I mean, like most people keep Sunday is
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Speaker 1: the Sabbath. That's the day I'm talking about, and on
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Speaker 1: that day I keep that day. What do you mean? Well,
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Speaker 1: what I mean is you're not supposed to be talking
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Speaker 1: to me. Man. You know, hey, dickman, don't talk to him. Well,
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Speaker 1: what are you doing here? I said, told fellow'd observe
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Speaker 1: that's what you're supposed to be doing. You can talk
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Speaker 1: to me, but you can't just keep don't keep butting in. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but he's saying stuff that does make no sense. What
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Speaker 1: have I said? That doesn't make any sense? Talking about
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Speaker 1: you keep the seventh day? No, it's the first day
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Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Just let the man find his way, Okay,
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Speaker 1: find his way if he's in if he if he's
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Speaker 1: in a locker room with naked men, you're gonna let
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Speaker 1: him find his way that way. What's that supposed to mean?
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Speaker 1: He's gonna go ah, let me feel dickman, I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: kick you might getting out of here. Man, Now, I
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Speaker 1: don't even remember what I was talking about. You're talking
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Speaker 1: about the I don't know, the seventh teeth of the
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Speaker 1: seventh Day. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, keep the days holy.
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Speaker 1: Now that means respecting different states. Blue laws. Now, you
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Speaker 1: know what a blue law is. A blue law is
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Speaker 1: where you don't drink. They don't allow you no drinking
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Speaker 1: on a blue law day. Nobody's it called blue law
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Speaker 1: because it's just is it just does He's not a
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Speaker 1: red law, Hey, Dickman, Well, it's a good question. Man.
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Speaker 1: Is a blue red on account of republican? Or is
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Speaker 1: it republican or is a Democrat? It's got nothing to
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Speaker 1: do with either. Man. That's as they call it, the
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Speaker 1: blue law, because that means you don't drink. Now, I
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Speaker 1: respect that. God knows there's got to be at least
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Speaker 1: one day out of the year or one day out
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Speaker 1: of the week where you don't drink. God Almighty have
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Speaker 1: got six days out of seven where you can power
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Speaker 1: it back morning, noon, and night, beer after beer, shot
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Speaker 1: after shot, cocktail after cocktail, whatever you bottle after, whatever
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Speaker 1: you want to do, and at least one day out
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Speaker 1: of that whole week, you can have some respect for
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Speaker 1: the Lord's laws and prayers and everything like that. I
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Speaker 1: don't know, you know, he didn't say it. Don't drink, Hey, dickman,
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Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to say that, mister Henry said, yeah,
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Speaker 1: but what are you trying to do? What? What do
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Speaker 1: you mean? Are I'm allowed to drink? They don't see
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Speaker 1: don't drink. In the Bible, Jesus turning to drink turned
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Speaker 1: the wine into water. Jesus did turn the wine into water,
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Speaker 1: but turned water into wine for Christ. Yeah, yeah, water
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Speaker 1: into wine, Yes he did, Yes, he did. So anyway, God,
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Speaker 1: I can't breathe h you want to? I think it
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Speaker 1: sounds to me like you can. You have a respiraate
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Speaker 1: or something. No, I'm gonna be fine. I heard about
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Speaker 1: mister Henry's weekend. If you want to hear about a
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Speaker 1: crazy weekend, listen to the pre show. So anyway, getting
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Speaker 1: back to what I'm saying, So, I do respect the
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Speaker 1: Blue laws, and I do I do, I do. I
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Speaker 1: do not think on a Sunday where they have a
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Speaker 1: law against drink and you should drink now. I was
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Speaker 1: coming back from the annual construction Construction Contractors Round Table,
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Speaker 1: which they hold in Shreveport, Louisiana every other year. They
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Speaker 1: have in Phoenix one year, then Shreveport Phoenix report. They
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Speaker 1: kind of bounce back and forth, being two and I'm
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Speaker 1: coming back with about six or seven members of my crew.
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Speaker 1: I got Clip Pettigrew, who's one of my foremen. I
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Speaker 1: got Dean Buzzin, I got Chad Brokery, I've got, uh,
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Speaker 1: you know, probably good half a dozen guys that are
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Speaker 1: my crew chiefs. And they're having cocktails and I'm like, okay,
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Speaker 1: you know, I mean, there's no blue law. Is a
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Speaker 1: blue law? If this, If it's legal to drink in
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Speaker 1: that state, what are you gonna do? And it is
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Speaker 1: legal to drink in a lot of the states that
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Speaker 1: we were flying over. Now here's the thing that I
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Speaker 1: don't think anybody ever thinks about the airspace of Oklahoma.
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Speaker 1: Oklahoma happens to be a blue lost state. And when
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Speaker 1: the jet and the pilot said, hey, ladies and gentlemen,
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Speaker 1: we were flying over Oklahoma or I would be on
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Speaker 1: our way to La here in just a minute, flying
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Speaker 1: over Oklahoma, and I go, okay, yeah, right here, and
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Speaker 1: they're going, what I go, We're we're in Oklahoma airspace.
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Speaker 1: You got to be kidding me. Hey, I thought you
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Speaker 1: told him not to talk. Now you are all right? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: General Jesus, what's the problem. You're flying in Oklahoma airspace
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Speaker 1: and so you stop drinking. That's exactly right. I was
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Speaker 1: lifting a cocktail on my lips and I was having
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Speaker 1: I was having a short Jim Daniel, Joe, Jerry, Jack,
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Speaker 1: Jack Daniels. I was having a short Jack Daniels and coke.
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Speaker 1: And as I lifted it to my lips, I heard
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Speaker 1: the pilot say, hey, ladies and gentlemen, we've now entered
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Speaker 1: Oklahoma airspace. On the left, there is Oklahoma City over here.
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Speaker 1: He was just saying a bunch of stuff, and and
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Speaker 1: I just went, you know, did just spit it out?
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Speaker 1: I didn't spit it out, No, well, I did partially
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Speaker 1: spit it out because we had entered into the airspace
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Speaker 1: of Oklahoma. Now, Oklahoma doesn't have airspace. You said dot
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Speaker 1: for me to talk, and now not for you to talk.
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Speaker 1: What what does that mean? Wait a minute, Hold on
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Speaker 1: for a minute. What do you mean Oklahoma doesn't have airspace? Yes,
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Speaker 1: it does. Okay, prove it. Okay, I will prove it.
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Speaker 1: Oklahoma has an Air National Guard. Oh all right, yeah,
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Speaker 1: if Oklahoma has an air National Guard, that means Oklahoma
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Speaker 1: is protecting, yes, protecting airspace. Yeah, yeah, protecting airspace. You
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Speaker 1: can't be serious. You try to tell me Bozell that
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Speaker 1: because Oklahoma has airspace. Yeah, if they have airspace, you're
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Speaker 1: entering their airspace and they have blue lows. So the minute,
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Speaker 1: as soon as I you know, I had that, Jack
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Speaker 1: Daniels lifted to my lips. I was just about to
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Speaker 1: take a sip, and the pilots said something like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: we're entering Oklahoma airspace and we're flowing. He didn't even
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Speaker 1: say that. You were saying, hey, right now we're flying
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Speaker 1: over the city, the great city of Oklahoma City too.
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Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, oh my god, you know, what do
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Speaker 1: you think you committed a sin? I'm just thinking, because
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Speaker 1: of my own personal code of a conduct, you think
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Speaker 1: you committed a sin because you were drinking through halfway
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Speaker 1: through halfway through Oklahoma. Say that again, you think you
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Speaker 1: committed a sin because you were halfway through Oklahoma when
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Speaker 1: you were halfway done drinking? What never never mind, I
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Speaker 1: know what you're saying. I'd been drinking while I was
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Speaker 1: in Oklahoma air because when the pilot said, yeah, look out,
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Speaker 1: look out there there's Oklahoma City, I realized, Holy god, man,
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Speaker 1: I've been halfway through this day. What do you think
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Speaker 1: he's committed a sin? When you promise yourself that you'll
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Speaker 1: respect the blue laws of the States of America and
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Speaker 1: you're sitting there sucking down at Jack Daniels and Coke
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Speaker 1: like you're just some other bum out on the street,
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Speaker 1: and the pilot says, you've been in Oklahoma airspace all
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Speaker 1: this time, now, how do you feel? You feel pretty low?
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Speaker 1: And that's how I felt. So when he said, hey,
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Speaker 1: Liz Yell, we're in Oklahoma, I sped, Yeah, he's probably
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Speaker 1: spit it all over Pedigrew. I did. I spit it
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Speaker 1: over Pedigrew. I spit over Buzz And I put it
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Speaker 1: up about three different guys because I believe, and this
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Speaker 1: is something that I have come up with myself. This
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Speaker 1: is original to me. So that when you say to
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Speaker 1: people I'm respecting Oklahoma's airspace or whatever, there's a blue
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Speaker 1: law state you tell them that you got the idea
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Speaker 1: from me, Steve Bozell respecting the airspace of different states?
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Speaker 1: What have blue laws? What about other laws you need respect?
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Speaker 1: Like abortion? What do you mean abortion? What if the
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Speaker 1: state outlaws abortion? Well, what are you talking about? Man?
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Speaker 1: You won't have you won't have an abortion in the air. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you want if you're gonna have an abortion over over
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Speaker 1: the air and like a hospital plane. Yeah, that's that's true.
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Speaker 1: If you were flying into like, I don't know what's
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Speaker 1: in a state that outlaws abortionally, say Alabama. If you
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Speaker 1: were entering Alabama airspace and you were in a hospital plane,
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Speaker 1: you were about to have an abortion in an airplane,
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Speaker 1: then you'd have to stop. Yeah. The doctors say, whoa, whoa, whoa, Nelly,
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Speaker 1: I can't do this. We're in Alabi, We're in We're
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Speaker 1: in Alabama airspace. What are you looking at? I'm looking
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Speaker 1: at you wondering if you're serious. Of course I'm serious.
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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't I be serious? Eh? Well, I mean it
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Speaker 1: stands the reason if you're going to be consistent philosophically,
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Speaker 1: that's right. So what I'm trying to say to you, folks,
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Speaker 1: is this something we never ever consider is respecting the
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Speaker 1: laws of any state is one thing, but do you
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Speaker 1: respect those laws even when you're in their airspace? I'm
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Speaker 1: Steve Bozell. Yeah, woo, good one, Boel laugh all you want, man,
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Speaker 1: Good Gym's Bozil. Thank you. Coming up in a moment, folks,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to you about a stigil. That's a
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Speaker 1: wizard's spell and I did one the other day and
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Speaker 1: it worked. Coming right back here with Steve Bozel and
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Speaker 1: some wizard stuff. This ought to be good, and he said,
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Speaker 1: like that. Mister Henry said that I may editorially comment
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Speaker 1: on things that I think are up the ass. What
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Speaker 1: do you think of that? Oh, you haven't even heard
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Speaker 1: me talk about it, and you think it's up the button.
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Speaker 1: That's that's right. Yes, you almost did. You almously did
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Speaker 1: Bud's voice. I know. So you're gonna talk about a
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Speaker 1: wizard spell, aren't you. That's right? Okay, I think that's
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Speaker 1: up the rear end. I think it's it's parked way
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Speaker 1: up there. What do you think, Bud? I gotta see. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: if you're entied about wizard spells, I mean kidding. Well,
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Speaker 1: here's what I know. Okay, this is what I'm kidding about.
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Speaker 1: Here's what I know. And you'll laugh. But I happen
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Speaker 1: to know this to be a fact, to be a fact.
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Speaker 1: So there's a thing called a stigil in the practice
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Speaker 1: of wizardry, and wizardry does exist. It's not wicka, it's
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Speaker 1: a whole other thing. Not a whole other thing. But
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Speaker 1: it's a different thing. It's not wicked, it's a different thing.
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Speaker 1: It's wizards. It's wizard stuff. You're talking about, like when
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Speaker 1: when Mickey Mouse had on the hat? Yeah, what hat?
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Speaker 1: The conical hat you were talking about? No, I don't
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Speaker 1: know what Mickey Mouse was doing. Okay, A lot of
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Speaker 1: people who see what you're doing is Mickey Mouse, isn't it?
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Speaker 1: Isn't that funny? Bud quick while you're a head? Okay,
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Speaker 1: So a stigil is something I learned about from a
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Speaker 1: wizard friend of mine, Dean Buzzen, who is a part
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Speaker 1: of my crew. He's one of my job he's one
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Speaker 1: of the job chiefs. And he said, a stagel is
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Speaker 1: just like a spell, and you create it out of
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Speaker 1: a sentence and you eliminate vowels, and it's a very
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Speaker 1: complicated and complex process. But once you get it, then
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Speaker 1: you create kind of a figure out of it, and
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Speaker 1: that is like a spell that you that you can cast.
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Speaker 1: I said, well, man, you you come to the right place.
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Speaker 1: I want, man, I want to find out about that. Sorry,
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Speaker 1: I'm little bit nervous. Guy would be too if I'm
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Speaker 1: talking about casting wizard spells. Jesus, I tell you what? So? Uh?
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Speaker 1: I said, Well, how do you know about this? He said,
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Speaker 1: because I cast at a stigil about a week ago
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Speaker 1: on Wednesday, Wednesday night? He said, do you want to
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Speaker 1: hear about it? So? Yeah, he said, he created this
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Speaker 1: stigil out of these different words and then created this
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Speaker 1: kind of form and invoked what he said. He invoked
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Speaker 1: that he wanted to and this is I was told
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Speaker 1: by mister and I cleared this with mister Henry. I
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Speaker 1: know you're go ahead. He wanted a penis that was
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Speaker 1: so large that prostitutes would refuse to have to do
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Speaker 1: business with him. All right, yeah, what are you laughing at?
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Speaker 1: I don't believe any of this. What happened, It happened.
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Speaker 1: It happened to happen. Okay, it happened to happen. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Because here's what happened is he did the stigil. He said,
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Speaker 1: I swear Almighty God to you, Steve. It happened now.
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Speaker 1: I was looking at the largest penis had ever seen,
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Speaker 1: and I said, it was hanging off of you. He goes, yeah,
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Speaker 1: And I go, how did you test out the theory
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Speaker 1: that no prostitute would do business with you? He said?
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Speaker 1: He said, I went down there to the corner of
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Speaker 1: the church and seventh and first, you know, lady, come along,
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Speaker 1: you know what it is, you know, and all this
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Speaker 1: and uh she said okay, And it took about a
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Speaker 1: half hour. I got out of my pants and she
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Speaker 1: stormed out of the room and threw my money back
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Speaker 1: at me. I said, I don't believe a word you're saying.
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Speaker 1: He said, okay, fine, you don't believe me. Why don't
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Speaker 1: you try it yourself? Oh this ought to be good.
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Speaker 1: So you tried it, and you got a You got
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Speaker 1: a penis too big for the local prostitute. Just look.
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Speaker 1: Can I say I did the stigule as he told
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Speaker 1: me how to do it. I can't explain it here,
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Speaker 1: but it's a it's a it's a it's a it's
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Speaker 1: it's spell. And yes, I was. You don't have to
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Speaker 1: believe me. You can laugh all you want and uh,
17:57
Speaker 1: so he's too big for a prostitute. It was even
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Speaker 1: try it out on a prostitute. I knew for I
18:01
Speaker 1: knew for a fact that if I went into any prostitute,
18:04
Speaker 1: she'd turned me down. Fleck, she'd just get out of here.
18:07
Speaker 1: I've got dealing with that. And so there you have it.
18:13
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, man, that's not proving anything. What does
18:16
Speaker 1: that prove? I'm telling you. You don't have to believe me.
18:18
Speaker 1: You were telling me that you saw after you did
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Speaker 1: this spell, this wizard spell, the largest penis you've ever seen.
18:23
Speaker 1: I didn't say that, but I did say it was big.
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Speaker 1: And there was no way in hell I was going
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Speaker 1: to go to a local prostitute and go, hey, yeah,
18:31
Speaker 1: what it is and just go hey, yeah, well you
18:33
Speaker 1: know what's up and watch her eyes fall out of
18:36
Speaker 1: her head. I just I decided I wouldn't do it. See,
18:38
Speaker 1: you just assumed it was too big for time. Yes,
18:41
Speaker 1: yeah I did, Yes I did. And Pedny, you know
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Speaker 1: you're not just imagining it. Maybe I was. But here's
18:48
Speaker 1: the thing, Okay, it was so real to me. I
18:53
Speaker 1: mean you know I could touch it and everything and
18:55
Speaker 1: oh you touched it? See I bet you did? Did
18:57
Speaker 1: you touch it for any length of time, I swear
18:59
Speaker 1: to got but just back off. Yes I did, and
19:04
Speaker 1: it was real. God, was it real? And uh, now
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Speaker 1: did you say anything like ooga booga, hocus pocus, any
19:11
Speaker 1: jazz like that. No, you see the words that you
19:14
Speaker 1: wrote on this piece of paper that are minus the bellels.
19:16
Speaker 1: I can't explain it to you, but yeah, and what
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Speaker 1: I saw was what I saw, And there was no
19:24
Speaker 1: way that I was going to go and say to
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Speaker 1: any lady of the night, Hey, take a look at it.
19:27
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, there's an extra twenty bucks in it
19:29
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, it might have worked. I don't think so.
19:33
Speaker 1: And as soon as I saw that and I realized
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Speaker 1: it existed, then I said away, get away, get away
19:40
Speaker 1: from me, and it disappeared. Bozelle, I think you are
19:44
Speaker 1: nuts and you're seeing things. Fine, you can say anything
19:46
Speaker 1: you want if you think I'm psychotic, if you think
19:49
Speaker 1: that I'm just seeing that, I don't. I'm not seeing anything,
19:50
Speaker 1: I'm not hearing voices. I'm fine. I'm telling you something
19:53
Speaker 1: that I did see as a direct result of me
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Speaker 1: casting a wizard spell on that night, last Friday night.
20:01
Speaker 1: Were you wearing iconical hat I put I made a
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Speaker 1: paper I made a paper style. I made a paper
20:09
Speaker 1: style cone head, a cone hat that I put on
20:12
Speaker 1: my head. Yeah, oh brother, Okay, now we have doctor Elcutt.
20:17
Speaker 1: All right, No one told me the doctor Elcutt. Now
20:19
Speaker 1: doctor Elcott is due to do his show for the weekend.
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Speaker 1: He's in. Are you just producing doctor Elcutt? No.
20:24
Speaker 2: I thought I would come in, yes, and do a
20:26
Speaker 2: little bit of cleaning up around here, but I couldn't help.
20:28
Speaker 1: But overhear you, Steve. Okay, So what you want to
20:31
Speaker 1: come in here and try to humiliate me, No, I
20:32
Speaker 1: would not do that at all.
20:34
Speaker 2: I want to ask you more about this stigule because
20:36
Speaker 2: it's something that in the Alcott the next step we
20:39
Speaker 2: take very seriously.
20:40
Speaker 1: All right, So you do cast spells.
20:42
Speaker 2: We have our own way. It is called wrapping the
20:44
Speaker 2: hose up and putting it in the truck. That's what
20:46
Speaker 2: we call it in Alcott the next step.
20:47
Speaker 1: What is that what you call a stigel Okay?
20:52
Speaker 2: And I'm simply saying, can I you use this microphone?
20:56
Speaker 2: I'm simply saying, Steve, and a very very pleasant day
20:59
Speaker 2: to you. Saying to you, doctor Elcott, I'm saying to you,
21:03
Speaker 2: steve that I can't count the number of days that
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Speaker 2: I have tried to invoke the twining of the hose
21:11
Speaker 2: in the truck. What we call the twining of the hose,
21:13
Speaker 2: that is buying a new hose, putting it there on
21:17
Speaker 2: the faucet, unwinding it, and then taking a good long
21:21
Speaker 2: look at it. That's what you call a stigial to
21:24
Speaker 2: get a bigger penis pretty much. Yes, I mean, so
21:27
Speaker 2: you're telling me you're invoking a spell to get a
21:29
Speaker 2: big penis. I'm not trying to invoke a spell to
21:31
Speaker 2: get a quote big penis. But when I hear excuse me,
21:35
Speaker 2: mister Bozell, but I hear a monkey like this, well,
21:38
Speaker 2: now come on, no, no, hold on for a minute,
21:40
Speaker 2: there's no overlords here.
21:41
Speaker 1: When I'm listening to some monkey like you, mister Bozell
21:43
Speaker 1: telling me that you did a stigial and you got
21:46
Speaker 1: this big penis, God, you know, you guys are not
21:49
Speaker 1: ready for this conversation at all. I'm trying to tout. No, no, no,
21:52
Speaker 1: hold on, you're not ready for the conversation. You're sitting
21:55
Speaker 1: there casting spells over there at Elcot. The next tet
21:58
Speaker 1: youah to talk about it unwinding garden hose. Yes, we
22:01
Speaker 1: compare the enlarged penis to a garden hose. Cut, well,
22:05
Speaker 1: you know what, and and this guy gets to do it.
22:08
Speaker 1: And I've been working on this for twenty years. All
22:12
Speaker 1: of you guys get a drink of water. Okay, fuck
22:16
Speaker 1: fuck Doctor Elkat has lost it. Oh god, I'm so
22:20
Speaker 1: tired of this. Someday you guys will understand. Someday you'll understand. Yeah. Sure, anyway,
22:29
Speaker 1: Well cut, I mean goodbye. The Real Famous Phil Henry
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Speaker 1: Show with Steve Boisel and his paper conical hat. Famous
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Speaker 1: Phil Henry Show Executive produced by Don't worry bout it man,
22:42
Speaker 1: You got you'll see some day. What are you gonna
22:44
Speaker 1: make the Why didn't you go ahead and make your
22:46
Speaker 1: penis something we can see it? I don't think it's figures.
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Speaker 1: Just went f one. Famous Phil Henry Show is executive
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