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- 0:03Speaker 1: Some donkey to days. Just said Charlotte, man, I was
- 0:06Speaker 1: ready for.
- 0:09Speaker 2: I never read one donkey other day? What is it
- 0:11Speaker 2: to say it again?
- 0:13Speaker 1: Charla Balcon, Yes you are adult.
- 0:20Speaker 3: Charlotte made the same, yeah donkey today For Wednesday, May first,
- 0:24Speaker 3: the first day of Mental Health Awareness Month, goes to
- 0:27Speaker 3: a West Kenosha man named Michael Billinglee. Okay, Michael Billinglee
- 0:31Speaker 3: was arrested after being accused of driving through a Starbucks
- 0:35Speaker 3: naked multiple times. Let's go to five to twenty three
- 0:38Speaker 3: duds for the report.
- 0:39Speaker 4: Police West Kenosha is closed for renovations, but before the
- 0:42Speaker 4: construction started broken air of police say Michael Billingsley showed
- 0:46Speaker 4: up fully naked.
- 0:48Speaker 5: That's crazy.
- 0:49Speaker 4: Alexandria Moore works across the street at a music studio,
- 0:52Speaker 4: so Starbucks is a popular place to go for people
- 0:55Speaker 4: who work in the strip where she works.
- 0:57Speaker 6: Some of my students, they typically go over there like
- 0:59Speaker 6: they're mom Zurka. Maverick will come and bring him coffee
- 1:02Speaker 6: and stuff during the lesson when I'm teaching, and yeah,
- 1:07Speaker 6: I know that they would probably be pretty disturbed as well.
- 1:09Speaker 4: According to court records, Billingsley went to the Starbucks on
- 1:12Speaker 4: March thirtieth completely naked to pay for his coffee, and
- 1:16Speaker 4: then again a week later, playing porn on his phone
- 1:19Speaker 4: and exposing himself. It left such an impression that people
- 1:22Speaker 4: working there knew his order of large ice Americana.
- 1:26Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, okay. This man pulled up Starbuck nicked.
- 1:31Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:31Speaker 3: Imagine you came to get a caramel frappucino blended beverage
- 1:34Speaker 3: and here goes this man penis flapping in the parking lot.
- 1:37Speaker 3: Now it wasn't that he was just driving around the
- 1:39Speaker 3: parking lot naked. As you heard, one manager noticed him
- 1:42Speaker 3: watching porn as he drove. He clearly wanted more than
- 1:45Speaker 3: sweet cream on his pistachio frappucino. Michael describes himself as
- 1:50Speaker 3: an exhibitionist, which is a person who likes to be
- 1:52Speaker 3: neked in public.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Listen, people, they have nudist resorts for that. Okay, do
- 1:56Speaker 1: your google.
- 1:56Speaker 3: This Newdiest results in newdist colonies all over this country. Michael,
- 2:00Speaker 3: what about your place of residents? Walking around the house neked.
- 2:03Speaker 3: I don't know if you have a backyard and not,
- 2:04Speaker 3: but walking around the backyard neckked, Go to the gym,
- 2:07Speaker 3: walking around the locker, room neked like the old white
- 2:09Speaker 3: men with little to no penis do. Okay, there's really
- 2:12Speaker 3: no reason to just be showing up the Starbucks naked
- 2:15Speaker 3: unless you are simply trying to go to jail. Now,
- 2:17Speaker 3: what's interesting about this story is that Michael admitted to
- 2:21Speaker 3: going to the Starbucks drive through multiple timesnicked to see
- 2:24Speaker 3: the pretty girls.
- 2:25Speaker 1: What part of that did he think was going to work?
- 2:28Speaker 3: Now, you also heard of the news report Michael left
- 2:30Speaker 3: such an impression that people working there knew his order
- 2:33Speaker 3: of a large iceed Americano.
- 2:37Speaker 1: I'm just saying now, and I see.
- 2:40Speaker 3: If he walking around Starbuck necket and his order is
- 2:42Speaker 3: a large ice Americano, then as an exhibitionist, people may
- 2:46Speaker 3: appreciate your exhibition.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Jess. Do you like to see large Mocha cookie crumbles
- 2:50Speaker 1: just hanging around?
- 2:52Speaker 6: Huh.
- 2:53Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
- 2:58Speaker 3: I know, being nicked in public in appropriate, But if
- 3:00Speaker 3: you saw a naked man, Jess, and it was just swing.
- 3:03Speaker 1: It, would you look before you called a proper authorities?
- 3:06Speaker 3: Yes?
- 3:06Speaker 5: And depending on how you know, how it looks, I
- 3:09Speaker 5: might not go down.
- 3:10Speaker 2: Damn, Jesuz, if I got my kids.
- 3:13Speaker 5: If I got kids, like, all right, put that away,
- 3:15Speaker 5: But you know, would.
- 3:16Speaker 1: You put it on your story?
- 3:17Speaker 6: What?
- 3:18Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing on agg Okay?
- 3:20Speaker 3: Nah? Okay, Well, Michael, if you want to get with
- 3:22Speaker 3: some of these pretty girls, as you said, you may
- 3:24Speaker 3: want to put some clothes on and try a different approach.
- 3:26Speaker 3: I think approaching these pretty girls and naked right out
- 3:29Speaker 3: the gate, you might be moving a little too fast,
- 3:31Speaker 3: just my opinion. Okay, showing up button, neaked right out
- 3:34Speaker 3: the gate, I don't think that's the best approach. Okay,
- 3:37Speaker 3: and listen, please keep in mind I'm telling this story
- 3:39Speaker 3: to simply say today is the first day of Mental
- 3:41Speaker 3: Health Awareness Months. Mental Health Awareness was established in nineteen
- 3:44Speaker 3: forty nine to increase awareness of the importance of mental
- 3:46Speaker 3: health and wellness in Americans lives and to celebrate recovery
- 3:49Speaker 3: from mental illness. Let's keep that in mind next time
- 3:52Speaker 3: you're ordering an iced chi t latte at starbuck and
- 3:55Speaker 3: it's a man, you know, just a random penis roaming
- 3:59Speaker 3: around the park.
- 4:00Speaker 1: What all right? Please give Michael Billingley to sweet sounds
- 4:03Speaker 1: to the Hamiltons.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Oh no, you are the dog of the day, the
- 4:13Speaker 2: dog all the day.
- 4:18Speaker 3: Gee in size does matter because the smaller pienist would
- 4:24Speaker 3: have got the police called on them much faster.
- 4:26Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's what I was saying, Like, no, I'm
- 4:28Speaker 5: not reading all this for what I can't where's that? Okay,
- 4:31Speaker 5: I'm calling the cops.
- 4:32Speaker 2: This woman is out here, flash avatina. All right, thank
- 4:38Speaker 2: you for that donkey of today.
- 4:39Speaker 5: Wait, we'll race to see like who, like, do we
- 4:41Speaker 5: have a picture of him?
- 4:42Speaker 1: We do have a picture. I just wanted to see.
- 4:44Speaker 2: We're gonna play game.
- 4:45Speaker 1: We can play a game if you don't want to.
- 4:46Speaker 2: Okay, you wanna play a game, Let's play game.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Let's play a.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Game of guess what racey get my clues?
- 4:53Speaker 3: Michael Billingley from West Kenosha, Wisconsin, was walking around a
- 4:57Speaker 3: Starbucks parking lot. Buttonneked multiple times, and he left such
- 5:01Speaker 3: an impression that people knew his order of a large
- 5:03Speaker 3: ice Americano dj envy.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Guess what is white?
- 5:11Speaker 1: Okay? Okay, what makes you say that?
- 5:14Speaker 7: You said he walked around multiple times. If he would
- 5:17Speaker 7: have been black, they were to call the cops immediately.
- 5:18Speaker 1: Well, he went to different locations. Oh, he went to
- 5:21Speaker 1: different Starbucks.
- 5:22Speaker 2: Different Starbucks. Yeah, yeah, I still think he's white.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Okay, I think it's white behavior, all right, just hilarious.
- 5:27Speaker 3: Michael Billingley from West Kenosha, Wisconsin, was walking around the
- 5:31Speaker 3: starbucksnked multiple times, and he left such an impression that
- 5:35Speaker 3: they knew his order.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Of a large ice Americano.
- 5:37Speaker 2: Guess what racist? Make one question what size was the
- 5:41Speaker 2: thing swinging?
- 5:42Speaker 5: Listen, let me ask. I was going to ask you,
- 5:44Speaker 5: damn Now we could tell what he was, Jesus I
- 5:48Speaker 5: was That was my question. Yo, damn Okay, what's that?
- 5:53Speaker 2: Did it say?
- 5:53Speaker 5: With the description of a length.
- 5:55Speaker 3: Like with white white bat in your eyes like this
- 5:57Speaker 3: said that he left such an impression that they knew
- 6:01Speaker 3: his order of a large iced Americano.
- 6:04Speaker 1: I would say black. Well, just hilarious. D J A
- 6:13Speaker 1: n V. I don't know what this man is. I
- 6:16Speaker 1: think this is what Kendrick is talking about on the
- 6:18Speaker 1: E four.
- 6:21Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 6:22Speaker 1: He looks like he should just say niggas. He looks
- 6:26Speaker 1: like it's black and something. I'm not sure.
- 6:30Speaker 3: I don't know, because you know, you can see the
- 6:32Speaker 3: texture of the hair, but then when you look at
- 6:35Speaker 3: the face and the.
- 6:36Speaker 5: Complexion given in it, don't give white it, don't.
- 6:40Speaker 2: Get I'm black, don't say given envy.
- 6:46Speaker 1: We don't know was right.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think together.
- 6:50Speaker 3: I don't think I want to hear Michael say nigga,
- 6:52Speaker 3: no mo okay, I don't know.
- 6:56Speaker 2: All right, we'll thank you for that. Donkey of to day.
- 6:58Speaker 7: Now today is May first, is the first day of
- 7:01Speaker 7: month mental health away in this month, that's right, and
- 7:04Speaker 7: we have Elliott Connie joining us.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Let me go kick with him when we.
- 7:06Speaker 3: Call Leakunney as a psychotherapist who focuses on solution focused
- 7:11Speaker 3: therapy and he has a new podcast called Family Therapy
- 7:15Speaker 3: as well.
- 7:16Speaker 1: But he's a great guy, so you'll hear from him
- 7:18Speaker 1: in a second.
- 7:18Speaker 2: All right, we'll get to that next. It's the Breakfast Club.
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