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Extreme Combat | Son of a Boy Dad #149 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 8: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Today.
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  Speaker 8: It is November thirteenth, it is Monday.
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  Speaker 3: Of this laqua out of the way, Francis.
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  Speaker 1: I like your socks. Bamba's very nice socks.
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  Speaker 3: These are good ones will be mad.
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  Speaker 1: My socks are pretty nice. I like my socks. They're
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  Speaker 1: from lapstone and hammer sash. What let's see. What's your
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  Speaker 1: sock situation?
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  Speaker 3: What are you wearing for socks?
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  Speaker 8: Simultaneous smart wool and I got Evans.
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  Speaker 1: You knew you were recording.
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  Speaker 3: What's the matter with you?
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  Speaker 8: Well, it's nice to record here because I don't have
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  Speaker 8: to dress up. Yeah, they slum down.
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  Speaker 3: This is a casual friday for you.
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  Speaker 8: If I'm fucking setting all this ship up, I'm not
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  Speaker 8: going to be wearing khakis sweating in my ass cheeks.
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  Speaker 1: You never wear khakis. I always wear CASKI this is
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  Speaker 1: your already how you already dressed.
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  Speaker 8: I never leave the house in sweatpants. I had to
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  Speaker 8: go buy jewel pods yesterday. I put on khakis just
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  Speaker 8: to do that.
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  Speaker 3: You look at risk. You look at risk. I am
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  Speaker 3: not at risk.
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  Speaker 8: You're talking to a man who's five days sober, and
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  Speaker 8: last time I had heard you were fucking drinking yesterday?
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  Speaker 3: Sure was.
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  Speaker 8: You came in looking all disheveled.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I got him disheveled. You want to know why
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  Speaker 3: I'm to shovel.
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  Speaker 8: Because you got fucked up yesterday?
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  Speaker 3: No, because I got pulled over for speeding today. Oh really,
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  Speaker 3: we did?
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  Speaker 1: Wear?
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  Speaker 3: Sure? Did I even brought the ticket? What the hell
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  Speaker 3: we can talk about together?
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  Speaker 8: I didn't know Tesla drivers got pulled over. I thought
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  Speaker 8: that was like the Great Gatsby situation, where you just
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  Speaker 8: flashed the white card.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just I mean you could blame the robot,
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  Speaker 1: you could blame the car.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the car took off. I have a I have
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  Speaker 3: a pretty resounding claim here. I have a hot claim
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  Speaker 3: to make to you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, talk to me.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little tough over the thud. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: what's raining down.
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  Speaker 8: It sounds like someone's moving out of their apartment.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like someone's moving a bowling set.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think, and I'm gonna be honest here, I
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  Speaker 3: think I was racially profiled.
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  Speaker 1: Where were you?
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  Speaker 3: I was driving back to New York City from the
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  Speaker 3: Hudson Valley, of course, and driving on the highway through
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  Speaker 3: white plains, and I got pulled over a black police officer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and I think I was racially profiled big
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  Speaker 3: time because we were in Tesla Model three. Of course
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  Speaker 3: I was wearing my rolex copy of that we had.
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  Speaker 1: The sun was probably glinting off of the face of
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  Speaker 1: your Batman rolex.
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  Speaker 3: Yep. We had two dogs in the back, both pure bread,
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  Speaker 3: one a French bulldog. Those are expens yea.
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  Speaker 1: What's the MSRP on both those? Twenty thousand bock?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean, I don't know about the resale value,
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  Speaker 3: but geez Louise and then the uh. And then our
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  Speaker 3: other is a bird hunting dog. Uh. And she's an
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  Speaker 3: English setter, of course, coming from a long line of
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  Speaker 3: show show winning dogs.
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  Speaker 8: By the way, do you do you put them in shows?
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  Speaker 3: We don't yet, but we've been the breeder wants us to. Don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want it. You're not so dumb?
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  Speaker 1: What's dumb about it?
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  Speaker 3: Everything? What? Just have a dog? Why do you got
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  Speaker 3: to put it in a show?
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  Speaker 1: To watch my dog? Purpose?
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  Speaker 8: Also, to be honest, never seen one of those dogs
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  Speaker 8: that actually looks like a good dog, really, one of
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  Speaker 8: the dogs that's like perfectly trimmed.
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  Speaker 3: Have you met her though? No? Have you met Rube? No?
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  Speaker 1: She's great.
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  Speaker 8: No, I'm sure Ruby is a good dog because it's
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  Speaker 8: not a show dog.
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  Speaker 1: You're saying she would automatically be bad if she went
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  Speaker 1: into show dogging.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you'd have to get her one of those weird haircuts.
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  Speaker 3: You do have to get them a weird hair yeah. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's dumb. We don't want to do that. We want
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  Speaker 3: to teach her to bird hunt.
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  Speaker 1: So you're but so you're you're driving up, they're driving
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  Speaker 1: down rather.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I get pulled over. I'm going it's on
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  Speaker 3: a it's like a three or four lane highway that
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  Speaker 3: was pretty empty. There wasn't you know. I'm passing big trucks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you know, eighteen wheelers. So I stepped on it for
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  Speaker 3: a period there to get past this guy on the
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  Speaker 3: left because it was gonna bend coming up soon. And
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  Speaker 3: I get a little nervous passing big trucks sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Because if they waggle a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: And right when I came out on the other side,
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  Speaker 3: I passed a state trooper who gunned me. And I
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  Speaker 3: was going seventy eight in a fifty five.
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  Speaker 8: Ooh, that's like going You have to go to court
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  Speaker 8: for that twenty three over.
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  Speaker 1: That's not that fast though. Seventy eight miles an hour
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  Speaker 1: is not seventy.
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  Speaker 8: In the fifty five. It's not great. I mean, I
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  Speaker 8: guess I was, I mean fifty five. I did not
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  Speaker 8: know it was fifty five. A lot of highways in
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  Speaker 8: New York are fifty five.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently. I'll tell you one thing I would I there
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  Speaker 3: were lots of parts of this trip where I was
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  Speaker 3: going well faster than ye oh yeah, yeah, ninety.
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  Speaker 8: It's almost like I wasn't going ninety. I don't drive nine,
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  Speaker 8: but all over seventy eight is ninety.
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  Speaker 3: I would say eighty five. I was going eighty five.
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  Speaker 3: You don't get to tell me what well over seventy
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  Speaker 3: eight's that could be different for both of us. What
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  Speaker 3: is it? Seventy nine? No, eighty five.
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  Speaker 8: You don't really live life in the fast plant like
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  Speaker 8: I do.
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  Speaker 3: I just got pulled overboard. I got the paperwork saying
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  Speaker 3: that I do mispatching socks. Oh, at least we're home
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  Speaker 3: so I don't have to dress up today.
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  Speaker 8: Well, you guys are just yells because you're not in
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  Speaker 8: your home. Yeah, you don't have the fucking maximum spectrum package.
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  Speaker 8: If you got the maximum spectrum package, we could go
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  Speaker 8: to your place.
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  Speaker 3: Record there.
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  Speaker 1: I think in our building. There's a governor on the spectrum.
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  Speaker 1: I think that there's like a restrictor plate on how
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  Speaker 1: fast our internet can go.
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  Speaker 3: Really, I agree with that, and I also think if
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  Speaker 3: there's anyone who's a maximum on the spectrum, it's definitely sass.
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  Speaker 8: Fucking mismatch socks over here across the wrong button. That
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  Speaker 8: was sad trumbone. I meant to press the laugh one.
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  Speaker 8: Oh okay, that's my bad. Sorry, I'm getting a little
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  Speaker 8: too invested in the soundboard.
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  Speaker 3: Let me finish painting you this profiled. Pick sure here,
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  Speaker 3: so we the guy comes up.
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  Speaker 8: Oh should we do pine wine? I want to hear
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  Speaker 8: this is our weekend recap?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, once he's done, well, it'll be presented by Pyewine.
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  Speaker 3: This racial profiling is brought to you by Piewine. So
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  Speaker 3: I looked in the rear. We're thing. And by the way,
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  Speaker 3: I haven't been pulled over since high school.
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  Speaker 1: The ship makes your stomach feel terrible. It's not great,
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  Speaker 1: it's terrifying, like your heart will change its rhythm for that.
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  Speaker 3: I almost thought I was blessed that there was a
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  Speaker 3: halo of protection around my car because I don't I
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  Speaker 3: don't always drive an angel and that I just am.
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  Speaker 3: I start getting cocky like you you so you see
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  Speaker 3: cop speed traps so far ahead that you slow down.
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  Speaker 3: We're in the left lane or the right lane. I
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  Speaker 3: was in the left lane, but he was on he
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  Speaker 3: was on the right shoulder. Okay, understandable. And as I said,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see him because there was a truck that
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  Speaker 3: I was getting passed, and he gunned me and smoked me. Soshole.
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  Speaker 3: He pulls us over, and by the way I'm going
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  Speaker 3: and I'm watching, I'm like, ah boy, oh boy, And
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  Speaker 3: we see him start inching out. He doesn't even turn
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  Speaker 3: his lights on, but my wife goes, you're getting pulled over.
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  Speaker 3: And I then came over to the right lane. He
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  Speaker 3: comes up behind us, catches us. Then he turns his
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  Speaker 3: lights on, pulls me over, and I see him in
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  Speaker 3: his car and in the rear window, the rear mirror,
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  Speaker 3: he takes off that state trooper hat. The brim, the
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  Speaker 3: wide brim.
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  Speaker 8: They got a deep brim, they got a thing.
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  Speaker 3: They could ride horses. They absolutely could ride a horse.
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  Speaker 8: I don't need those in Upstate New York.
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  Speaker 3: In the fall in a car, he hangs it on
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  Speaker 3: the mirror of your car for his car. Okay, So
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  Speaker 3: he takes his hat off and he comes out, and
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  Speaker 3: this guy was amazing. Yeah, he was huge, jacked. You
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  Speaker 3: could tell. He must have been like six five. And
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  Speaker 3: he was wearing these crisp gray uh State police fatigues,
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  Speaker 3: you know, high boots, boots that were coming.
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  Speaker 1: Up to hear black shiny ones.
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  Speaker 3: Shiny as the day is long. And he he was
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  Speaker 3: so handsome. He was black, as I said, and like the.
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  Speaker 8: Black handsome is different than white handsome is so different.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a ups guy, like a black handsome ups guy.
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  Speaker 1: Saw the hottest, this guy.
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  Speaker 3: Like Michael B. Jordan. I actually had the thought. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, what went wrong in his life that he
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  Speaker 3: became a cop because he had You should have told
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  Speaker 3: him that. I thought about it.
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  Speaker 8: You should be in modeling.
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  Speaker 3: I thought about that, but I don't have Let me
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  Speaker 3: get you in touch with my agent.
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  Speaker 8: Ye something about you just seems right.
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  Speaker 3: You rip up this ticket up New York Fashion Week.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm watching him, Bro Jordan square. I rolled down
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  Speaker 3: my window and he goes, I pulled you over because
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  Speaker 3: I clocked you going seventy eight in a fifty five,
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  Speaker 3: And I said, I'm so sorry, officer. I understand, and
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  Speaker 3: he goes, can I have your license registration? And I
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  Speaker 3: pulled out my license and I handed it to him,
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  Speaker 3: and I couldn't shuffling through the papers. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: where shit is in the glove box.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't been pulled over an eons.
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  Speaker 3: Not exactly since high school. And even then I only
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  Speaker 3: got a fucking warning. And more on that later.
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  Speaker 8: But stay tuned.
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  Speaker 3: I handed my license, he goes. He goes, don't worry
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  Speaker 3: about the registration. Is this a twenty twenty three? And
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  Speaker 3: I was nervous and I said yes, but it was
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  Speaker 3: a it's a twenty eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: So now I'm worried. He goes back to his car
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  Speaker 3: to run the whole thing, and I'm thinking, oh shit,
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  Speaker 3: do I need to get out of the car. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you probably the year of the model.
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  Speaker 8: That's the last thing you want to say, is what mine?
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  Speaker 8: Do you forging the police car?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? There you go, there you go. So I just
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  Speaker 3: lecked it. I figured we could correct it for the
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  Speaker 3: record when he came back. But he comes back and
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  Speaker 3: he's got I'm thinking, well, he saw the dogs. He
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  Speaker 3: looked in the back seat, saw the dogs. He saw
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  Speaker 3: my wife. My wife's looking cute as a button. She's
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  Speaker 3: wearing a colorful sweater, you know, yeah, a tumnal right,
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  Speaker 3: and she's got a headband on, you know. And and
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  Speaker 3: here's this family man driving back. Sorry, sir, I was
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  Speaker 3: late for work. That's why that's I said. I might
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  Speaker 3: have said that, you know. So I'm thinking, I'm there's
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  Speaker 3: a chance we get off with the warning here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the old the old priv kicked in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the white privy, the old priv I probably know
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  Speaker 1: someone he works with.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, if he thinks he's getting if he thinks
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  Speaker 3: he's getting me for this, he clearly doesn't know my
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  Speaker 3: sphere of invaluence. He doesn't know who my dad knows.
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  Speaker 1: The friend of police card too. You should have, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: do you have one of those, one of those I
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  Speaker 1: get out of free, get out of jail free bird
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  Speaker 1: one and never collect like I'll never need this.
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  Speaker 3: I just didn't collect it. I didn't see this. That's
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  Speaker 3: my jail free card. I also like to keep playing
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  Speaker 3: field level, you know. For me, I like to. I
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  Speaker 3: like to. I like to believe. I believe in my
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  Speaker 3: own prev you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Like it exists no matter where you go.
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  Speaker 3: This is Hubris, and I think I can talk my
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  Speaker 3: way out of just about anything. And if I played
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  Speaker 3: dumb and polite enough.
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  Speaker 1: And respect their authorities.
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  Speaker 3: Surround myself with thoroughbred dogs in a non emissions uh
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  Speaker 3: and do whatever vehicle?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, emissions neutral.
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  Speaker 3: There's a pretty good chance. Uh. And of course he
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  Speaker 3: hands me the paper and he starts explaining it to me,
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  Speaker 3: and he goes, you're gonna have to either appear in
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  Speaker 3: court in front of a jury to if you plead
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  Speaker 3: not guilty, or you'll have to plead guilty, uh and
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  Speaker 3: send this in. And I I was very confused. I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, wait, I'm sorry, Am I going to
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  Speaker 3: I said this? Am I going to jail? I said that?
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  Speaker 3: And he starts laughing. He was sure jail? What? He goes, No,
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  Speaker 3: it's a speeding because I, well, you mentioned the court
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  Speaker 3: and buying guilty and not guilty. He goes, well, if
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  Speaker 3: you were going to jail, i'd put you in handcuffs
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  Speaker 3: right now. And I was almost like that might be
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  Speaker 3: kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Fun the blog if if Nate allowed it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, So Francis, the last thing we need is your
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  Speaker 8: fucking jail.
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  Speaker 2: Horror.
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  Speaker 3: Stories up on the barstool blog. It's gonna make Dave
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  Speaker 3: look bad.
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  Speaker 8: It's gonna makes Francis. The last thing we need is
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  Speaker 8: fucking jail stories.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: Get enough of that with Wallow.
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  Speaker 8: So you would get added to the culture section of
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  Speaker 8: the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I should have mentioned you're gonna familiar with million
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  Speaker 3: dollars dollars worth of game. Yeah, so I he starts laughing.
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  Speaker 3: He hands me the thing, and uh, he goes on
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  Speaker 3: his way. Now, they don't assign a fine with this ticket.
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  Speaker 3: That gets determined by the court apparately. So I have
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  Speaker 3: no idea what I'm facing here. I'm going twenty three
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  Speaker 3: miles an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Over my guess is like three hundred bucks in points.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's what it's gonna be. Dude, that's bad.
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  Speaker 1: Points is way worse than the camp points.
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  Speaker 3: Points means my insurance are gonna go up.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, when I got pulled over, a bunch of
• 15:39
  Speaker 8: my parents' insurance cut went up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like points on your license eventually, Like you get
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: enough points, I think they can throw you in the
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  Speaker 1: bank for that.
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  Speaker 3: They can, or they can suspend your license.
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  Speaker 1: Right right, That's probably what it is to spend your
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  Speaker 1: license so.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wondering if I should be contesting this. Do I
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: go to court? What what leg would I have to
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: stand on?
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: If any if you went to court, the police officer
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: wouldn't show up, and then you would get.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: You're banking on that. But you don't know him as
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: well as I did.
• 16:02
  Speaker 8: No, But that happens like that's like a known thing.
• 16:03
  Speaker 8: It's like every time you go the police officer.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Seen, bro, I'm telling you this guy he shows up.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna come in his in his most stylish.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, addressed me for court?
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: He would I don't think, dude, I don't think you
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: can contest it because we have on this podcast the
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: full confession.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: We do. But like how you can't argue with what
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: he clocked on the gun.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: You could say, so you could say that you weren't
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: going that fast.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: What and that the gun was wrong?
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could say when was the last time you
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: calibrated the gun. That's that's a defense.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: People actually say that.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's so it's a feeble defense, but it's
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: a defense.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Could I not say I was passing the truck and
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: therefore I stepped on it for a second?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Or you could say like there was some kind
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: of an emergent or like a bee was loose in
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: your car or some ship like that. The Tommy Boy defense.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I think that there's but I think that you're pretty
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: fucking hamstrung them, dude. I think that they got your ass,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: and I think you're going to have to bite the
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: bullet on this one and get paid.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: I want to go to the court. I want them
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: to see me and hear me and then say, well,
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: you're guilty, but we're not taken. We're not giving you points.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Or like a lesson sentence.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: That's what I want. I'll go all the dust bookshelves
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: at the local library. You asked for community, so top
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: shelves get a lot of dust and people who are
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: tall like knowing true, that's what they like, because a
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: lot of criminals are not tall.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: And librarians are short too. Librarians are some of the
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: shortest women on earth.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: And a lot of the criminals that they would come
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: in to dust the lower shells they can't let in
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: the library because they're pedophiles.
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: Yes, exactly, the public library pedophiles. I was thinking, like
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: shawsh Ank redemption type library, going.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: There, not teaching jess uh No, the lower shells are
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: for pedophiles. That's who we leave those shells to. And
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: then they bring someone like me, an upstanding members speeds
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: just the guy that speeds, wrong place, wrong time, jail.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: You would be the librrian, though, you would walk from
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: sell to sell with a cart of books being like,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: oh that's a good one.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: I would. I would be teaching people how to achieve
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: their GEDs.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, I would, yeah, for a lesson sentence or something
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Is what is that guy in Shawshanks say, he's like,
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: fucking two plus two is four and cats don't climb trees?
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Fuck this, I have not.
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: At all The guy that's trying to get his ged yes, yeah,
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: and then he gets shot, right, he.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Gets yeah shot and spoilers.
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: Because he says that he knows the dude that is
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: the actual criminal.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Dude, I think that your back is flush against the
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: wall and that it's some bullshit and they probably have
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: nothing better to do up there.
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: Your best bet is definitely just to go in person,
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: and uh, the guy just won't show up and you'll end.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: It all get a raise. But if he does come
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: he's not going, then what is there any way for
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: me to become friends with him. Now you tell me
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I don't have any future with that cop.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I think you have a future, but I think it's
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: after you save the time and you're like, I shouldn't
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: have done that, and your best hope is for next time.
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's going to be like an American gangster situation mentors. Yeah,
• 19:07
  Speaker 8: he becomes you got out of prison. He'd like joining
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: the police force.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about that. And then he and I
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: military or be like. I was speeding good copy because the.
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: Deadline to enlist wasn't an hour and I had to
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: get there and just find what side hero have.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: You ever Have you ever gone into a military recruiting center?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: No, but I've been on the website like a thousand times.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah I went into one.
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: I've had the name entered, ready to just what do
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: they make you do? Pull ups?
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: And there were a bunch of guys milling around and
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: they looked at me and they're like, can we help you?
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: And they would come to my school. I'm curious about
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: joining the Marine Corps and they go, did you go
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: to college? And I said yes, and they're like, you
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: need to go down to the officers only.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Man, I'll tell you what when you're hungry out there,
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: you started acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, carmel, milk, chocolate.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out, gets your
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: everything else. Snicker satisfies. Man, that's a winning play back
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: to the show.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: They're they're full of shit, these cops.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I found out this past weekend that there is a
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: law in New York where you can drift your bike
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: into the intersection and the red lights are just a
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: yield in New York for rollerbladers, cyclists, skateboarders, anybody who's
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: doing their own thing. Really, And that's what I got
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: a fucking ticket for, is going into an intersection when
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: there was a fucking red leg.
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: You want to take it because you got your headphones off.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Second ticket, but a lie, you're on the fucking cops side.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Harry.
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: I'm not on the cops side. I'm just a big
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: fan of the law and following it, did I watch?
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: I started watching the show last night called Unbelievable. Have
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: you guys ever seen this?
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: I have? Now.
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: It's a mini series. It's about uh like, it's about
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: this rapist, serial rapist who like gets pretty much the
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: it's it's about a serial rapist and it's about these
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: like two lady cops detectives who are like investigated and
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: catch the guy.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: But it's like so yeah, yeah, yeah, I watched that.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: You've seen it. Yes, it's a hereditary. The girl yeah
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: from she was in BookSmart. Yeah, she was in Princess
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Leah's Daughter. No, I didn't know that. That's interesting.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: It's obviously not a true story, right, it is?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: It is? It is, dude. You know what's so funny
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: about that show?
• 21:45
  Speaker 8: How is how obviously like dumb They make the men
• 21:48
  Speaker 8: out to be like it's not not in a bad way,
• 21:51
  Speaker 8: but it is like a very pro women show.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 21:55
  Speaker 8: But like the like the dude cops they're like, uh
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: like they're all fucking like we're and then the girl
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: cops are like, yeah, anyways, they'll be in like the
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: big room, like and they'll be like, what if we
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: like looked up and saw like maybe if this guy
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: had a passed in like burglary, And they're like, yeah,
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: so you think we didn't try that two months ago?
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Dumb ass?
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: Like the whole show is just like anything a dude says,
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: it's like he has a fucking massive, like learning disability.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Do you think that they're right about male cops being
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: that stupid?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Probably, I mean, I don't know, I don't know.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: I think I think every depart it's just like any job.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: You've got brilliant savante cops and you've got really stupid cops. Yeah.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: One thing that leads me to believe that they could
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: be right is that female detective that had like a
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: train ran on her by every single person in the
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: police department a couple months ago. It was like the
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: biggest story in the world. I've never seen that about.
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: It was the biggest story in the world.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: It was fucking massive, due.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Really big story. I never saw this.
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: You don't remember this like Piggy looking like fucking no
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: white lady who just wasn't the biggest and the biggest
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: story in the world. Do you mean, it was the
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: biggest story on barstool sports dot com.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I don't even think barstool covered it. I think it
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: was too sat was a big story.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: To have covered it. We covered it. Yeah, that's right
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: up our alley.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: But I saw it all over the place, like this
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: woman was celebrated because she was just getting like plowed
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: in like by every single stupid fucking cop, just like
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: in her in her state trooper mobile, in her fucking
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: patrol car.
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: Was she on the night shift or of the day shift?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: She like black and white? Guys, if that's your asking,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: is that what you meant?
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: No, that's not what I meant. But I feel like
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: if I was on the night shift, that would be
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: fucking but you needed to hit that. I don't even
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: know what buttons is there? We go? Hi, That was
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: a really good joke.
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: That was a really good joke.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: That was good. But I think she did.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I think there was like the pictures of like the
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: eight dudes that she banged and they're just all like boo.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Like. I think that there is like.
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: A good chance that that show that you're watching right
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: now is accurate to mail cops being fucking idiots. Yeah,
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: I mean I'm sure they are, but it is like
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: it they definitely overdid it in some sense.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate sexism against my male brothers.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Well me too, you know.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: But I'm also obviously obviously a very big fan of
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: the Lady detectives who stopped this monster. It's a true story.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: I didn't know it was a true story.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's a pretty story show. It's heavy.
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: It was like, I need a fucking I need to
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: get into a new mini series because I had a
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: terrible day yesterday watching sports, and I was like, all right,
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: let me get into something, you know, And then I
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: was like, provokes a.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Little heavy, let me get into a rape show.
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Like the whole first episode is just like vicious
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: rape flashbacks.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: I was like, Jesus Christ, it's pretty bad.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I think it's a true story. Well, I think the
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: point of the story is more about how the world
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: tends to not believe somebody who claims that they were raped. Yeah.
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it is very fucked up. We can change the topic.
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: We don't have to fucking spend the whole episode talking
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: about that. Yeah, I gotta start out what's it called
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: the Pacific?
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: The Civics A step down from That's what I've heard.
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: But did you see they came out with that new one.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: It looks a little more Hollywood eyed.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Mmm.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: To me, it's the sexy Elvis actor. Feel like that
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: guy Marshall.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Got stuck in el voice. He's like a guy who's
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: the hiccups for the rest of his life, Like he
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: can't shake that voice.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: He's a little top gun. I thought, you know, uh,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Damian lewis being cast as Major Winners. He's not like
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: the most handsome actor. I like that.
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: You look a lot like Major Winners. You could be
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: in a fucking movie like that with that haircut of yours.
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: You'd be on the Nazi side.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: They would be like, there's come on, no one, that
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: no one that clean. You know, he wasn't in Bad
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Bad Stone dodging shrapnel and fox holes. That guy's getting
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: out of speeding tickets on the four o five now.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: But but putting Elvis in that is is hilarious though
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: it was his name Austin Butler.
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and his voice is the deepest cross Oh god,
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: oh lord, oh lord, crowds.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Just us in your fox holes. Now, that's just that's
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: the the the horse.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know I can't do.
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: I'm not very good impression and such, I give him
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: my best, all right, fall.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Back was nailing it. You thought you were jumping and jumping.
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: I was having a good time. We were taking his
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: and you were just turning it into a warble thorough bread.
• 26:49
  Speaker 8: That's good to dolt.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: What how I can do an anthropomorphic Clydes sound like brown?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Come on, everybody, hold your whole mind. That's a sparky
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: from that's pretty doing him. But yeah, in uh In
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Bandon Brothers, like some of the dudes have like chick
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: lit teeth or just like uh, I don't even know
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: where they found them as like Apris, like they're they're
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: like appropriately ugly enough and killable.
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, most of the main leads in that show are
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: fucking big ass names like now.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they weren't then. Yeah.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Tom Hardy seen his as Tom Hank show.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: He has no muscle yet really e he's like one
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: hundred and fifty pounds in that show.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Fucking gross.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Checking off the boxes on your to do list can
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: be a great feeling, and when it comes to checking
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: off coverage, a state farm agent can help you choose
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: an option that's right for you, like a good neighbor
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: state farm? Is there? Uh?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Sas?
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Why are you wearing a whoop? Now? It's not a whoop?
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: This is a fitbit. What is it?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Why are you wearing that now?
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: It doesn't even work?
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: It's dead.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Are you that it died this morning?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Do you a peer athletic?
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: No, I've been going on all the walks really yes,
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: And I'm not drinking and I'm not I'm off the gummies.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: That's the big one.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: What gummies?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: The candies?
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: What do you mean just regular like sugar like candy? Okay,
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: I didn't know if you can getting out of control
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: for a minute.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Really candy.
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: It was eating a lot of candy.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: How does that? How do you get into it?
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: It's a slow process and then you realize, oh shit,
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: I'm putting down like a bag at night, which is
• 28:32
  Speaker 8: like a thousand grams of sugar. I think that there's
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: I think I've already lost weight, dude, since Wednesday, I've
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: lost like five pounds.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Not in your face.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm just kidding, brother.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: No, I really have.
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: Because it's like I was looking in the mirror and
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: my titties are hanging.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: A lot less. They're sitting high they're sitting high.
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: They're getting back to their original position, nice and firm.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: A mild be a mild single bee cup.
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: Which is very nice. Yeah, because dude, I mean I
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: was putting down these Jolly Rancher gunsmies. I mean they
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: are next level gummies. Yea, the best gummies I've ever had.
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: And I've always been a candy guy, but I was
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: off of it for a while, and then recently I
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: started getting back on it, and then I would be like,
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: I don't know, when you eat candy, you're like whatever,
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: It's like a couple pieces of candy.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: It's not going to fucking ruin me.
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: And then you realize, oh shit, I've been eating a
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: lot of pieces of candy for the last three months straight, right,
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: And then.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Is it ever chocolate?
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: God?
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: No, it's only anything that was made in like a
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: lab that was designed by scientists to taste.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Good by genius scientists.
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: And Jolly Rancher gummies are fucking phenomenal. But I'm off
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: of the I haven't had I haven't had gummies in
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: like two weeks.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I think me and Francis are both more like chocolate
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: dessert type guys.
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: Francis needs nice pastry.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, I do love a flaky pastry filled with different
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: types of cream. I had three pastries on Saturday morning.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Three God damn.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: But pastre is the thing with pastries, Like, what kind
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: of pastries? Are we talking? Like croissants? Well? No, I
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: had one that had pistachio filling inside. Oh, and I
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: had an apple turnover that was filled with applely goodness.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: And then I had a pan oh chocola. I've never
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: had any of those things except for the first one.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: You've probably had a pan I don't think I have
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: chocolate bread, chocolate salt, oh, chocolate fissant. All right, just
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: say that next time. I like the honor.
• 30:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, but it is.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 30:18
  Speaker 8: I feel like a croissant has the same thing. It
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: feels the same as like eating popcorn. You're like, this
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: should be zero calories. Why I don't know popcorn. I
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: feel like it's like fake calories.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Because I think you don't acknowledge butter.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I think that, Like, uh, it seems like everything you
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: described almost is butter heavy.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: It seems like you're like a butter is your.
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: That's your cup of tea, it's you, it's your vice.
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: Whereas just playing straight sugar like sugar and chemicals? Is
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: your very much?
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: So let me ask you something. Can you say this
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: qua qua say sant sant? Put those together? Croissant? Yeah?
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: I'm fucking Why would I not appeple to say that?
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: Did you not hear me say in the beginning.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: You you were saying croissant? How do you say croissant? Croissant? Yeah,
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: but you are capable saying you're capable. I'm not.
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: I'm not trying to be all dramatic. I'm just gonna
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: say croissant. I'm not gonna say croissant. Why not because
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: I'm ordering croissants.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: You're ordering them? Yeah? This morning where Starbucks?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Oh that's that's unfortunately.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: It was very good. No, I needed something, you guys.
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: I needed something before you guys.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: That is a croissant, that's a roll.
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: But I needed something for my cup of Joe because
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: I'm back on the Joe to big time Joe. I
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: love it all it takes, though it's gonna be one day.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: It's because you like those break down. Yeah, You're gonna
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: have a mental mass panic.
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: Attack and then I'll be like, all right, back to
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: the red bulls.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be pissing from your palms.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: This is the sweat.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the sweat is different, but it's the holiday cups.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: I think that you like.
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: No, that was my first time having Starbucks. It was
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: the fastest option on New Breatz. And we were satting
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: up and I was like, all right, let me get
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: some fucking Joe me because I overslept a little.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Bit, so you need a little pick me up.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, luckily you boys were wildly late. What time did
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: you sleep until today?
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: I woke up at nine am, texted Roan, but I
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: went to bed late, so I set my alarm four nine,
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: and then I said another one for eleven because I
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: was like, I'm gonna wake up early. Text Roan be like, hey,
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: what's the plan for today? Well, it act like I'm
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: up early. Yeah, fall back asleep, and then I woke
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: back up and it was like eleven thirty, and I
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: was like I jumped out of bed.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I was like, no, not again. Do you know across
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: the world I would need to travel in order to
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: come home and sleep until eleven thirty in the morning.
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but you also don't go to bed as late
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: as I do. You're on a grinder, He's what do
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: you mean?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: He has like spots at the fucking Comedy Cellar at
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: one thirty.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: It's still a thing.
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: That place is still running, dude. Everyone in New York
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: has been saying that club is going under. Oh boy, no,
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he can't stick with that. He's not sticking
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: with that bit.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: He would give it all up in a second. I
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: think that he would if he had two guns and
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: two bullets and they said that if you kill Francis
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: and Ron, you can be at the Comedy Sellar tonight.
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: Dude, I would kill you guys to perform in the
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: downstairs room at the stand and wouldn't even think twice
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: about it.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: I would brutally murder you like.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: That video of like the Vietnam execution where the blood
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: is literally like coming out like a water fountain. He
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: would shoot us from close range.
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: Literally, It'll be like the Battle of a Stone. It'd
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: be just like bastone. Forty three million or no, forty
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: three thousand crowds died there and forty nine thousand Americans
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: died in Bestone Is that right? Is that true? And
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: band of brothers? It makes it seem like maybe five,
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: and I didn't.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Know it was that many. Well, I thought that was
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: just are you talking about Normandy.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about Baston, Bestone.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: In the woods in the snow, Battle of the Bulge. No,
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: we're talking about two different things. I think Bastone is
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: when they're in the woods in the snow, in the snow, Yeah,
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: that's Battle of the Bulge.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: No, but that's pastone.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Are you sure about that? You'll pick up on it.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Best Stone?
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: I hate, I hate when I have to out history
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: and knowledge France.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: It's like this. You might be right.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Siege at best Stone.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Look up Battle of the Bulge.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: How many Americans died in best Stone? Let me go back,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: how when Americans died in best Stone?
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Battle of best Stone?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Broll I thought you had that.
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: He's not even coming close to looking at the Battle
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: of bout Stone's.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: You don't have second apartment by the way, city biking
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: here down this level. You live on a beautiful, truly
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: the nicest street in New York.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: So now it's picturesque.
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: This is going away very soon when I am running
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: out of money fast.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: No you're not. I don't buy that for a goddamn
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: is it a.
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: Bad sign when you're when you're ending the year with
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: less money than you had the year before.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: No, that's supposed that you're supposed to do that until
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: your death.
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: Because I feel like last year I had a lot
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: of money, and now this year, I'm like, it's pretty
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: just the same.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: What are you spending it on?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean my rent is expensive.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: You got to get on the road, brother, You've got
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: to doing on the.
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: Road this weekend, Saint Louis, come for the shows.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Can I make a recommendation there's still plenty of start
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: selling out theaters.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be nice.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Don't you think that's a good idea?
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Ramp it up? That? It would be a very good idea.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: You selling out some theaters, I think. But I think
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: sobriety is a good pace for you because you've been
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: spending like six dollars on bud lights tonight.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: I know that's the thing. I don't know.
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: I don't know what it is because I don't spend
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: any money on drinks.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: I guess it's food. Here's the way to save some money,
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: hunt for your own meals. Yeah, we'll go upstates every
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: single to me speaking up I went bird hunting this weekend.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: That did. That's an experience, that's right. I shot pheasant
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: bird hunting and partridge, that's what I call it. Would
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: me and my boys got and hit the town. I
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: don't know if I went, I don't know if I
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: shot partridge. I shot chucker chucker pheasant, and.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of chucker.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: I would love chucker. Shot of shrewster tail for some chucker.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Right now. Big one shot it out of the sky.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: So the dogs, they they go through the field and
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: they're kind of circling and criss crossing, and they're smelling,
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: and then they get on the scent and one of
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: them stops and points there. It is, yeah, that's what
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: it's saying. There's one right there. It's it's kind of
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: down were you're using a rifle. Maybe maybe it was
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: a shotgun.
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: It was probably I think you typically you shoot scatter
• 36:37
  Speaker 8: shirds with shotguns.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: So then that dog points, and then the other dog
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: comes over, and then the two of them start chasing it.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: And these things run through the brush. They run fast,
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: they run. What kind of dogs are the the way?
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen the movie The Incredibles? I have, yes.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Do you know the moment where the mom elastic girl
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: the plane explodes and then they big landing the water.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: You know, they land in the water and she creates
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: a boat out of her body. Oh yes, yes, yes,
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Dash powers them to the island.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: That's how the dogs run, it looked.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: That's what the quet the pheasants look like they're running
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: is they're very low to the ground and like Kyler
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Murray head there forward, but they're yeah, but they're kind
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: of just motoring forward. And so the dogs get on
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: it on the chase and then they have to nudge
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: it up in the air, and if they get it up,
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: then they they flush it. They flush it up in
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: the air, and the birds startled kind of squawked up
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: in the air, and it goes up in the air
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: and you have a split second where it doesn't really
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: know where it wants to fly and it's just sort
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: of up in the air. You can boom to take
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: them out, but I didn't really have that. They all
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: the ones I hit all started kind of moving, so
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: I had to get a moving shot.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: And the question though with the dog is going that
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: direction and the bird flies up over the dog and
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: you're shooting in that direction.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: You don't shoot when they're over the dogs. You wait
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: for them to clear. You wait for the birds to
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: clear from the dogs. Interesting, because the guy who took
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: us out told me right off the bat, he goes,
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: I have one rule. If you shoot one of my dogs,
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: I get you owe me a leg Interesting. That feels
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: like that wouldn't hold up in court.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I know, I know it would be like fucking best.
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: But I take your leg off.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: I was remarkably restrained, like anytime the birds were within
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: anywhere of the other people in the group, you know,
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: the guy who was guiding the dogs and stuff like that,
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: And it was me and another friend of mine who
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: he had the other side of the field, So if
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: the birds flew to his side, he would shoot him.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: If they flew to my side, I would try to
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: shoot him.
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: I could definitely see you being more of like a
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: dick Cheney out there.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Well, that's my point is like the fact that he
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: did shoot a guy in the face doing this makes
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: no sense to.
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: It makes no sense because he literally just shot a
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: dude just for no reason.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: There's no way it was an accident. But he like
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: have to really not be paying attention to the rules.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: In order to do what I mean.
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: I've told the story before about how my dad when
• 39:11
  Speaker 8: we were when we went paintballing in fifth grade for
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: my birthday and it was like me and three of
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: my friends and my dad and we were like, have
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: you ever been paint falling before? And you know how
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: you're like before you start, there's like a dude who
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: gives all the instructions and you're all like standing in
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: this like huddle circle. Some dude just shot my dad
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: straight in the head from like one inch away. What
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: just like before we even started. My dad was just
• 39:33
  Speaker 8: standing there.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: And some dude. It was just like.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Intentionally, what are your friend?
• 39:42
  Speaker 8: No? A random stranger? The dude got like kicked out
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: of the entire thing, and my dad was like stop.
• 39:47
  Speaker 8: My dad turns his face because he got the mask on,
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: but he turns his face and there's just paint all
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: over his face and he was like, some dude just
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: fucking shot me in the head. I'm sure it was
• 39:58
  Speaker 8: an accident. I'm sure that I didn't do it on purpose.
• 40:01
  Speaker 8: I think the guy, I think the way my dad
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: described it was like the guy was like leaning, he
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: was like on his like on it, taking a knee
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: and he had his gun. He had his gun like
• 40:08
  Speaker 8: this and he just like pressed the trigger and it
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: just hit my dad right that.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Story five seconds ago, and say execution style on purpose.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: And it's called exaggerating for a joke. Okay, mae, no,
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: but that really did happen. It was very funny.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, that's fucking brutal.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Did it? Did it hurt your dad?
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I've never gone.
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, when it hits you, it does hurt, and you
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: get like, wells, yeah, I've seen the welst terrible. My
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: dad had a story when he went paintballing when he
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: was a kid and he said that the it was
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: the middle of the winter and he said that the well,
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: the balls were froz they would freeze because it.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Was so cold. And he said that was like you
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: would get massive welds.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Is your daddy a career paintballer.
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: No, he's probably been paintballing two times. There's the chairs
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: one time then and then one time with me. I've
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: told that story before, but some dude DMed me randomly
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: and was like that story was so funny, and I
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: was like, I think I told that story like two
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: years ago. Some dude, I thought I'd repurpose it. It's
• 41:01
  Speaker 8: worth it. Yeah, it's a good.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Store because there might be new listeners exact way subscribe
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: to the podcast. Definitely subscribe some of a boy dad.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: But uh yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if some guy
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: message you and was like, I tried to kill your
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: dad with a paintball.
• 41:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that would also not be surprising.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Or if two female cops fucking yeah the dude after
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: the fucking bumbling men on the force fumbled around. But so,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: did you have any qualms about shooting a pheasant? Is
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: your first This is your first kill, right.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: First kill of anything really other than you know, mosquitos
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: and shit and maybe the occasional squirrel or raccoon that
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: I've run over and then seen it twitching in its
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: final death spasms. So then I stopped backed up, and
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: then and then one more time for good measure over
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: the front, mostly for the sound and sensation.
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: But yeah, what do you do when you kill them?
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: You got it?
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: Like, do you have to fucking you just go pick
• 41:58
  Speaker 8: them up? Or the dogs give them.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Then retree it in its mouth and brings it to you,
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: and then you stuff it in a little bag in
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: your back of your vest.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: And are they always dead from the first shot.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: No, So this is where if the bird, if you
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: wing the bird, if you shoot in the wing or something,
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: then it's not dead. And then the guy who's controls
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming right, it falls, the dog gets goes and
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: gets it, and then they bring it over to the
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: guy and the guy takes the bird by the head.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: It goes like this and breaks its neck by like
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: almost you know that toy that swings it by its
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: head around its body or or you could just twist it.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: But a police officer swinging his baton walking down.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: The street, and so they kill it that way. And
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: then spirit of being a good hunter. Uh, we then fullate.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: We plucked the birds and then we brind them in
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: a exture of brown sugar and salt water.
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: Is by yourself? You just like took the birds home. Yeah,
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: well we didn't pluck them.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: They plucked them, and then they kind of cut them
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: up and stuff and prepared them. But then we brined
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: them and then we created a lovely We made a
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: nice We braised them for hours and then we ate them.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Was it significantly better than a normal like chicken or hen?
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: That you would eat. Pheasant's good. It's it's good. It's
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: a little leaner probably there's no fat at all, right,
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: white meat. Yeah, and it was nice and good. It's
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: just a smaller chicken kind of taste.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: But see, I prefer my chicken too, have never been
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: outside and its entire LAMI too.
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: I want my to be real fat.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I want my to not have flown and be pumped
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: full of steroids.
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, been living within millimeters of other chickens for its
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: entire lifetime.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: I don't don't get me wrong. These pheasants, they weren't
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: exactly you know, iron men, five k runners. These things
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: have been grown somewhere in I think China. Oh really,
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: so then they stalk, They stalk the fields with them.
• 44:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was about to say, because those are too
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: beautiful of birds to just be occurring naturally.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: But what happens is previous hunts. Sometimes they'll throw twenty
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: birds into the fields and they'll only get sixteen of them.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Maybe the dogs only get seventeen up in the air,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: four shots are missed, and the two or three survivors,
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: the wiliest, most you know, bulletproof birds, they come back
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: and settle in the fields, and then those birds become
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: they become wild.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I would watch a movie about the birds that got like.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: The birds that break for it.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like that got like taken from China, set out
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: in the field. Everybody hunted them and they had to
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: fucking run away, escaped and then started a better life
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: for themselves.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: That's going to be exhilarating. That's inspiring. Honestly, I wouldn't
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: mind that happening to me. Pretty badass, But your odds.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Are loved one of the let's be honest me and
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: you are getting fuck plucked off as one of the
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: sixteen of twenty.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: No, you're gonna pretty much have military training. I too,
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: I've been watching recently.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I'd be I'd be. I'd be so badass. I'd be
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: sneaking in at night to eat the dog's food, would you.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I'd go in because they sleeping in like this outdoor
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: indoor kennel, and they they live for it. They live
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: for the birds. That's their favorite thing in the world
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: is to hunt these birds. And uh, I.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Think you'd be sneaky enough to pull up on a
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: dog like that.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: I think there'd be some other bird who would dare
• 45:33
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• 45:43
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  Speaker 8: See, yeah, damn heroic bird. Do you think you'd be
• 45:46
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• 45:50
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• 46:00
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• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I saw a video this week of a of a
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: leopard sneaking into someone's house, presumably in like Africa, Asia,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: because we don't we don't have those in northwestis yes,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: and it it like descended. It was like a ring camera,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: a closed circuit TV type of thing, and it just
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: crept up on a dog and it got pitch black
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: in the house but night vision camera and it got
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: like one inch away from the dog and the dog
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: had absolutely no idea. A leopard like attacked the dog.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Basically did the dog die. They didn't show that in
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: the video, but I'm so surprising.
• 48:52
  Speaker 8: I mean, I guess it makes sense because I'm sure
• 48:53
  Speaker 8: leopards are very moved, very quietly when they're stalking their prey.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: And because they've had to live in the child and yeah,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: their uh silence is utilitarian, that's like.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Their go to move.
• 49:05
  Speaker 8: But it is surprising that that a dog wouldn't hear that.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Especially in its own house.
• 49:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess dog don't Dogs have like three hundred
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: times the level hearing that humans have.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: I guess leopards probably have more. I actually just wondered
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: about dogs if their smell is that much more powerful?
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: If you fart in a dog's face, is it just like,
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: kill me? Dude? I saw a video the other love
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: that shit. But I said, I don't know if I
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: said this to you.
• 49:30
  Speaker 8: I saw I saw a video the other day of
• 49:31
  Speaker 8: a dog who was like like, it's just like a
• 49:34
  Speaker 8: Snapchat video and it's this dog in the bathroom with
• 49:37
  Speaker 8: this dude and he's and the dudes were filming and
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: the dogs like like gagging trying to get out of
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: the bathroom and.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: He's like, you wanted to come in, You're gonna sit
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: through here. It's hot in here.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, it's roasting in here.
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: Dogs like clawing trying to get out of the bathroom.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: The dog pulls out a gun and shoots itself. Is
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: such a funny video. I mean if they if it
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: is that that acute of a sense, then that must
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: have been torture for the dog.
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Like, but dog's farts. I mean, dude, nothing
• 50:14
  Speaker 8: smells worse than a dog fart. Your dog's fart, coach,
• 50:18
  Speaker 8: I does, Dude, My dog Stitch farts like so much.
• 50:21
  Speaker 8: And then he wags his tail and it spreads it around,
• 50:24
  Speaker 8: and you're like.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, you might consider switching his food a bit.
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: Well, it's kind of that's my parents the formula. Phone
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: home and be like, guys, let's switch the formula. Come
• 50:34
  Speaker 8: on home for Thanksgiving. I want those farts to be
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: a little more tame.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Do you think do you think huntings? Do you guys
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: have moral hang ups about it?
• 50:41
  Speaker 8: I don't know if I would have many moral hang
• 50:42
  Speaker 8: ups about shooting birds.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: That's the thing, but I feel like I would have
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: a problem shooting it.
• 50:48
  Speaker 8: Like the Sydney Wells level of ship where she's posting
• 50:50
  Speaker 8: like night vision cameras being like I have had this
• 50:53
  Speaker 8: one since he was just two months old. Look how
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: big he's grown. Can't wait to murder him next weekend.
• 50:59
  Speaker 8: I don't know if i'd be able to get down
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: with that. No, that's not really my star.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: She has a respect for It's not like she's killing
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: them as soon as she sees them. She's like, no,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to kill you today. Yeah, kill you today.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They let them grow up, and she's pretty wildly.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, we should send her down to the tunnels
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: under Gaza.
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she'd be clean the streets, Megan mince meat.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she'd do.
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: A great job in like a taxi driver role in
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: the city. Go and just slaughter all the homeless.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Her going against just going to town against the moas
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: will be fucking impressive. And I think she could, dude.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, some of the guys in Bandoned Brothers, they
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: were just hunt some of the best shots, right.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: But it is a weird it's a weird dilemma because like, like,
• 51:42
  Speaker 8: I like fishing a lot, But what's the difference between
• 51:44
  Speaker 8: fishing and.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Well, because fish fisher dumb as hell.
• 51:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Patrice has a bit about how fish he can
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: kill fish because they don't have eyebrows. They don't make
• 51:53
  Speaker 8: a reaction.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Have you been on a big kick lately?
• 51:56
  Speaker 8: No, that's an old one. I saw that. That bit
• 51:59
  Speaker 8: was so goddamn following. That's what you get here with helmets.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I don't know if because when I
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: went on this safari, I thought that I would have
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: a very uh like fragile relationship with the death of
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: the bush.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: But when that wouldn't bother me.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: But when I saw it, I was like, okay. But
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: also I didn't see anything.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: I didn't hear the like.
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: Death streams, the peels, you didn't hear any of that.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: That was actually a great impression. Yeah, anyone who says
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: you're a bad impressionist that's never heard you do a
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: dying zebra.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't see the fog, the mist, last breath. Yeah,
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: sort of go from fear to that sweet release to
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: sort of you know, now you're just part of the
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: food site.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the moment when they decide to stop fighting.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they stopped fighting.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: The resignation, the stillness of the eyes.
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that I don't think. I don't think animal on
• 52:57
  Speaker 8: animal would bother me that much. I think I could.
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: I don't think that woul bother me at all, to
• 53:00
  Speaker 8: be fully honest, because it's just like the circle of life.
• 53:03
  Speaker 8: I don't know if I would want to kill like well,
• 53:05
  Speaker 8: like I was just saying, my friend Bo is going
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: to uh, not my buddy, my friend, your buddy.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: He's going to Bo.
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: And he's going big game hunting, and he was like,
• 53:15
  Speaker 8: I hope I can kill an elephant. And then I
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: was talking with my other friends behind his back, and
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: I was like, he's not really going to kill an elephant, right,
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: I was like, I was like saying to Franceport, I
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: feel like that feel like a mortal sin. So you
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: can't just go around killing elephant.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know what you can kill in South Africa.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: It's I don't think you in order you may be
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: able to kill elephants, but I think it's a you
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: get like they issue it. There's a lottery or you
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: can actually bid on tags because they need He's definitely
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: not killing an elephants.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: If he's like super I mean, if he's going with
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: really like rich guys or something like that, there's like
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: a guy.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: You have to they have to. They keep population control
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: over there, so like every year, a certain number of
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: tags are issued for rhinos, and I may maybe elephants.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: I doubt elephants though, I doubt it, but elephants elephants?
• 54:06
  Speaker 8: What you mean point of killing an elephant?
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Do you people eat elephant off, mount the head on
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: the wall and then make you the ivory. Maybe it's
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: worth a ton.
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: Still, Oh, man, I would maybe kill an elephant if
• 54:19
  Speaker 8: I could just have an elephant fucking posted up on
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: the wall. There the head of an elephant, the trunk
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: just in this backdrop, Dude, that would take this podcast
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: to the next level. We might have to run to
• 54:28
  Speaker 8: Africa and kill an elephant.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bo, send back an elephant.
• 54:32
  Speaker 8: Brother, and we like rigged it up to be like
• 54:34
  Speaker 8: a fucking beer tap trunk.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: We're doing like the elephant obviously cocaine off the tusk.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 54:42
  Speaker 8: That would be pretty cool. But I still don't think
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: I would kill an elephant. I don't know, killing something
• 54:46
  Speaker 8: that's bigger than me would feel weird. I probably want
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: to start a human before I went to elephant.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Really a big human.
• 54:52
  Speaker 8: Well to get in maybe a small yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Have you there's like zebras zebra.
• 55:01
  Speaker 8: No, I wouldn't want to kill anything outside of maybe
• 55:03
  Speaker 8: a bird, or a fish, but I don't.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Even we don't. I don't even kill fish when I
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: got here, now I don't think so.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Really, what about a pig?
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: No, definitely not, definitely not kill a pig.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: What about a cow?
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: Now I love cows, or are a pest? You shoot
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: him from a helicopter with an.
• 55:20
  Speaker 8: AR fifty Yeah, I actually have seen that. Yeah that
• 55:22
  Speaker 8: they sometimes they bring out the turret for that.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, like Star Wars, I would do that.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: I would do that.
• 55:29
  Speaker 8: That would be fun they play. I mean that would
• 55:38
  Speaker 8: be kind of hard to turn down.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: That would be awesome. Well we could organize that. I
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: think Sydney's done that. That would be fucking sick.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: I'd be more scared of the fucking the helicopter being
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: in the helicopter.
• 55:49
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't be scared if I was in the helicopter.
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: If I was strapped into a turret, they opened the
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: wind to the door and you obviously you shoot out
• 55:56
  Speaker 8: of it. Yeah, that would be And they bank over
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: and there's a whole family of God you don't even
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: hear the separation around. It's just a it's just a constant.
• 56:09
  Speaker 8: I think I got one.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: All the shock.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Gone hurt one of them.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Look, I wrote my name in the dirt. I don't
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: even think I would need to kill a board to
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: I think I'd be fine just hanging out of a
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: helicopter shooting shit, but.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: On the meat either though.
• 56:27
  Speaker 8: Doesn't Billy Football have a story about fucking going to
• 56:30
  Speaker 8: like Thailand or some shit.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: On the original Most Games?
• 56:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and he shot a cow with an RPG and
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: he was like seven, and he said it was the
• 56:38
  Speaker 8: most like devastating thing he's ever done.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that's Cambodia where yeah, right, or Laos.
• 56:43
  Speaker 8: Or you pay like fifty bucks and you just load
• 56:45
  Speaker 8: up a rocket launcher and you shoot a cow and
• 56:47
  Speaker 8: the cow just.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Like explows plate neat carpaccio yeaheah.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: You're like, wait, they should have another fifty Yeah, you
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: guys have another cow.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure they're probably also a bank.
• 56:56
  Speaker 8: I'm assuming I'm shooting a rocket launcher with good aim
• 56:59
  Speaker 8: is pretty tough to do. They're probably relying on the
• 57:02
  Speaker 8: cow never even getting hit for like most times.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Dude. That's one thing I was impressed of in Band
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: of Brothers. They're like they're shooting those little rocket launchers
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: with expert precisions. Oh, they're just like a tiny asshole,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: just like yeah, the one with the angle where you
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: drop it in.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: You gotta go shooting. You're talking about mortars. Yeah, yeah, mortars.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I think we're talking about mortars.
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: We should go shooting. Sometimes I'd be down. Yeah, I
• 57:23
  Speaker 8: haven't shot since I was in Phoenix, But.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I feel like I have to be I feel like
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: I have to be okay with the death of these
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: animals because I'm eating I'm eating hamburgers, I'm eating chicken wings.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean. Like chickens.
• 57:36
  Speaker 8: I mean I could kill chicken no problem, you think so, yeah,
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: cut its head off.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: So many chickens, dude, I don't know.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: My in laws have a bunch of chickens in their backyard.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: And I have chickens, do you.
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're I've always had no Mike my families. We've
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: always had chickens my whole life.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Just like.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: In your back bathroom, we've always had chickens.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: And they get picked up by like the hawks.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, an eagle or like your dog probably wants to
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: kill them.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not really.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, your dog's a bitch stinky that would actually probably
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: kill anything else.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: For some reason, but not the chickens. He's pretty good
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: with that.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: They've got a symbiotic relationship. But one thing that I
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: would be okay with, though, is lab grown meat. If
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: you could clone steaks, I'd be okay with it.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: I'd be fine with that.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: But I think there's a lot of people who are like.
• 58:23
  Speaker 8: No, yeah, but you don't think there would be like
• 58:25
  Speaker 8: any fucking I feel like that would just cause cancer
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: at a rapid rate.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, they could make it clean. This is something people
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: are going to come around on.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I think that hundred in two hundred, five hundred years
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: it was a blue pilled No, people are gonna look
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: back on like.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Want to eat the lab grown meat?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: No, they want to eat the.
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: Bugs, bugs, the lab grown meat, the bugs.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: He'd be the first to eat the bugs. I've had bugs. Yeah,
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: if you have, I've had him. I've had bugs too.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: I don't mind.
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: I had a whole scorpion on the Most Dangerous Game Show.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: I remember. I watched that. You were like a little
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: bitch on that.
• 58:56
  Speaker 8: Now the scorpion wasn't even that bad. Was like, oh yeah,
• 58:59
  Speaker 8: it's not fun y'all because the score.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Because I was happy not to have to eat anything
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: crazy on that show. I was glad I got eliminated
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: after I found out what the last thing was. What
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: was it eating?
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Terrible ship? Hor horrible shit, fucking disgusting ship.
• 59:13
  Speaker 8: The most disgusting one was the first one, and it
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: was just like it wasn't even like the taste was bad.
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: But then watching like Vibs and Tommy drink like the
• 59:21
  Speaker 8: combination of bugs, I was like, oh, I could gag
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: right now thinking about it.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: It was so ross. Do it, brother? That's not good
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: for the pod.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: But I think that in five hundred years we could
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: look back on that, like killing, the killing of animals,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: like the way that or culturally it could be looked
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: back on the way that rule, or like the way
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: that like slaveries look back on like that.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: I can't believe he did that.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: People have been eating animals since the beginning of time.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: People have been enslaving people since there the beginning of time.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: That's true. That's not good.
• 59:50
  Speaker 8: I think people are gonna look back on I was
• 59:51
  Speaker 8: saying this. I was watching I was watching ball Yes,
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: stay with my buddy Jack, and I was saying, uh,
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: was Bo?
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: There?
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: No Bo lives in Colorado and uh. And I was saying,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 8: I think people are going to look back on football
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: in one hundred years and be like that was fucking insane.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: They'll look at it the way we look at gladiators. Yeah,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: like that's crazy that they were doing that.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Why everybody's padded, Dude.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 8: There's been some I mean, it's crazy those guys get
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: fucking we were. I was saying, yes, say I think
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: I don't think. I think if I got hit by
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: an NFL player once, I think I would die instantly.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think my.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 8: Body would just shut It wouldn't be able to comprehend
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 8: the level shut down.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: If I were a quarterback and I stepped up in
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: the pocket to make a big throw and I released
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: it and right as I threw it, Dak Prescott, yesterifty
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: pound lineman.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Like your ribs are exposed, planted.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: Me and landed on me into the ground. From that
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: point on, I would be so scared to keep playing
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: that way.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, you gotta be a tough sum bitch.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 8: That's what they said about Dak Prescott history because that
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: happened to him, and he said, they said, that's got it.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 8: That's the difference between good quarterbacks and bad quarterbacks as
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: he was willing to take that hit to get the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: pass off. Yeah, a lot of quarterbacks aren't.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Is a guy's playing with no fear. I mean he
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: would have done great in Bastone.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Some of the guys got fucking you know, they got
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: a little bit scared in Baston.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred percent. The Bulg.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 8: Did you ever find out a Battle of the Bulge
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: It was not a Battle of the Bulge.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: It wasn't. You looked it up, yep, what did it say?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: It said a lot of people mistake Battle of bas
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Stone for being a part of the Battle of the Bulge.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: It's not. They're separate.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I would that's Stone.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: No, No, none of that happened. I never found out
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: it was like the Battle of the Bulge. Oh. The
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Siege of bass Stone was an engagement in December of
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: nineteen forty four between American and German forces at the
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Belgian town of Bastone as part of the larger Battle
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: of the Bulge. There we go.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: And Patton went and saved the one hundred first. But
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: they said they didn't need to be saved.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Said they never had to be saved.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Still to this day, they said that that pussy patten. Yeah,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: they did that. They did that general dirty though I
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: was reading up no or I'm sorry Tenant.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: Dyke, Yeah, Lieutenant Dyke, because.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I read about him and he was like the fucking
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: ruined him.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Oh he's the guy who comes on the field.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: He would know he was the one that was life.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: But but oh no, but so no at best on Uh.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: He was also like scared as fuck. He like couldn't
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: give the orders to everybody.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: And then the guy runs all the way.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so his name shifty Shifty is
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 8: the sniper.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: No, not shifty, the guy who the knew, the guy
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: they promoted.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: That's the guy they promoted sols fucking yeah, not so,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: but they said that too many names.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: He uh that guy also, uh, Lieutenant Dyke also served
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: in the Korean War. Yeah, he like actually was like
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: decently decorated for like uh some of his bravery during
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: World War Two and then like he was in the
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: CIA later on in his life, like he lived a
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: relatively illustrious life. Yeah, and they just I thought he died. Yeah,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: that's also not true.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: He they did Switzerland in the eighties.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: He moved to Switzerland because he was like disgusted by
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: war after experiencing it so much.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 8: Remember he remember he takes Remember they take over that
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 8: village after the Battle of the Bulge, and they're like,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 8: was it true about Dyke And they're like, yeah, I
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: thought that was nothing of them men he died.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: No, it's just that he's a pussy. Yeah, his like ancestors.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Dude, I did. I talked to him.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 8: I said this exact same thing about blythe you blake
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 8: didn't even die. Yeah, and the whole his whole part
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: in the show is to be a coward and then
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: he dies, and then he didn't even die. In real life,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 8: they got it fucked up.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Pat was also a guy who in the Korean War
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: did some pretty bad ship.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like what, well he knows, never mind.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: He he kind of went out on his own and
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: disobeyed Harry Truman's orders and then I went to the
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: press and complained about the president. It's a long story,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: but got plenty of time. He was beloved for the
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: fact that he did the the they made the maneuver
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: to have them come up up the coast of Korea
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: and then intercept the the army.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I fucking love history.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: But from that point on he kind of like went
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: on on his own and just did whatever he wanted.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: You ever watched the movie Paton?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 8: No, you know what movie looks good? Is that Napoleon movie? Yes,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: that looks super good.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: My grandfather was Patten's flag lieutenant. No way, really, Yeah,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: so with my grandfather, that's not true. There's only one.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: He was the second flag lieutenant. That's fine. So he
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: was my grandfather's flag lud exactly.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: So he was underlink to Francis.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: If he had worked a little harder.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: We should take a break from this podcast and all
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: join up for like four years and then come back
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 8: and it would be like the best podcast on earth.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd all be doing just fine. Yeah.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: No, me and Francis would be like commanding officers. You'd
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: be like close, you'd be grunted. Yet, he just said
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: that as soon as he went into the military enlistment officer,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: like you got to go down the hallway because you're
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: a college graduate, you're going to be an officer. You
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: not a college graduate, would be drawn on the front line. Yeah,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: a vote fucking dead right away.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: You'd be enlisted but not educated boys. Yep, that's right.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: That's who I mean. They They shouldn't be in the
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: fucking they shouldn't be on the front lines. Should be
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 8: you boys on the front lines, their college eddicated. Just
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 8: wos to be so smart.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: You can't afford to lose us, can't.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: We need to be in the office with the snacks
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: in the air conditioning, drawing up them, drawing.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Up the planet, the snacks, just like the generals eating goldfish,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: getting ready.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: For kind bars. I would kill it in the military.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Crumply asked, nature valley bars. Battle starts when the fucking
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: nature valley bursts all over you.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 8: The fuck Francis would be getting a shipment of croissants
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: every single week.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Hair dropped from the sky.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: And then and then those are Commanding Officer Ellis's crossants.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: And then hair Ball would come in to rat on
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: the other, uh like enlisted guys, and I would hand
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: them a bag of skittles this payment. What would I say,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what to be ratting out. You'd
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: be like it says he doesn't think you've got the guts,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: says we need to move across the valley.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: It would definitely Berez says, there's no chance you're gonna
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 8: pull this off. Yeah, CEO, friend, c Ellis, I just.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: Sit back and I don't you know, I don't engage.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: But Suarez he's got a lot of people behind him.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 8: But would you be fine with the fact that the
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 8: CEO is getting his like we're gonna be ship talking
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 8: you constantly?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: He would execute Suarez? No, he would come out with
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: a paintball gun from fucking short range.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: No. I mean, listen, this is exactly why I hire you.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: To make sure you sit and watch the conversations, let
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: me know if anything is being said negatively run up
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: the flagpole. Despite the fact that I've achieved an incredible
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: and illustrious career and have everything my heart desires.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: But that's how you get I've got my own I've
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: got my own office. Fuck, that's how you become a
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: CEO someday.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: You know who really sucks in Band of Brothers? Have
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: you finished it now?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: I'm on episode seven?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: It is uh Tom Hanks's son and yet call it?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't met him yet.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 8: Oh he sucks.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Stop bro, I loved Orange County.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 8: He's a West Point boy in the show.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: There you have it.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: Do you know that Chad Hanks is in Your Honor?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: No, but I know he's in Curby Your Enthusiasm.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, he's preposterous in Your Honor.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: That show sucked by the way you like it. It
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: was fucking crazy. I mean, it's just so mellow dramatic.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: It's like, let's create a love triangle here, and then
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: let's add let's connect the tip of that to this thing,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: and then it's like, Yo, how did how did Brian
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Cranston go from Malcolm in the Middle to breaking bad
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: playing Lyndon Baines Johnson on Broadway and then making a
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: biopic about him to then taking on a roll. It
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: to me is like was a little under it.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Do you remember six episodes into Your Honor when like
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: people are just randomly start wearing masks. Yeah, it was
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: like it happens, but like it like softly happens in
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: the show, like they don't actually talk about it, but dudes,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: just like people like the whole courtroom's just suddenly wearing masks.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: I saw that. I remember that.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Do you remember in twenty nineteen when a it was
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: at like it looked like it was at like a
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: fucking picnic and there was like a group of white
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: people that like got on their knees in front of
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: black people.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: And like, I just saw that video the other day.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, it's crazy. Have you seen this video?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Apologize?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 8: It's like it's like a it's like probably like ten
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 8: black people and like thirty white dudes and women, and
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 8: they're all sitting on their knees like crying as the
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 8: black people just like stand with their arms crossed like
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: looking down on them. I've never seen like ten more minutes.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: It's so funny and like there's like a.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Black I mean, I can't even watch back my old comedy,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: so that's how can I watch myself? You know it?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: It is hilarious. Ude.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: Twenty twenty was fucking nuts.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: It was so funny even just scrolling back on just
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: random people's instagrams for like the way that they were
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: posting like just filming protests going on out they're like
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: businesses and being like m m yeah, yeap that this
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: is what we're doing. It's like, dude, you're not even
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: in the protest with them, but you're like pridefully. It
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: was just such a fucking funny ass time. It was
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: very hard not to get caught it.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: Like the day I got hired, at Barstool was when
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 8: the Black Square thing came out, and I was like,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 8: and Gas was like, you can pulled off on announcing
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 8: anything if you want, because it was like the whole
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 8: timeline was just like fundraisers for Black Lives Matter, like
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 8: all this ship and then I'm supposed to cap all
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 8: the timeline and be like.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: Hey, guys, big news. I just got hired at Barstool Sports.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: It was Invisible Square.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 8: I waited like two weeks to say that I was
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 8: working there.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: Zoom in for a surprise. Did you guy supposed to
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Black Square? No? I didn't know. I didn't. I took
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: a video of Godfrey roasting me and posted that.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, that's how least content.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: I was just like, this is my world, this is
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: what I experienced, And.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 8: I definitely was posting links and ship though trying to
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 8: be a hero. You were, That's kind of how I
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 8: was at that point in my life.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: Gotcha.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: People are like, thank fucking God, Sass's god.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 8: One white man will step up.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: And then it and that's that's what settled everything.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean clearly that whole movement really flipped the
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: whole table, because you know, I got pulled over this morning. Yeah. True,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: for nothing our dynamics because I was born this way
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: out of whack. Yeah, it's because I look a certain way.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Because you were born into a tesla. Yeah, the incubator
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: of a tesla.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Who's the tesla?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 8: The tesla chooses you. You can't help it.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Well, he probably he honestly probably wound up giving you
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: the ticket because you said it was a twenty three.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah true, I what because you said it was a
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: twenty three, not at eighteen.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 8: This is twenty three fresh out of the lot.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: You have to write you up.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: You're falsifying a report to an officer.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: Or he's like this kid afforded he just bought a
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: brand new tesla. It wasn't a new. I bought it used.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: You know you're upstreating twenty eighteen to twenty eighteen.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 8: You're gonna have that fucking that steering wheel that's like
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 8: two handles. I know if you had that, you would
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 8: have been in prison right now. I know you would
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 8: have been calling me being like, not gonna be able
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 8: to make it.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Should we go? Should we go to the court and
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: contest it?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 8: Should we do a live stream from the court they
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 8: have internet? We could I'll represent you like a like
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 8: Bertram Kates. I'll be like a like a thirties like lawyer,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: your honor.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: The man is my client. They let me detail why
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: if not?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 9: Man, ladies and gentlemen of the jewelry, I ask you,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 9: Commanding Officer Ellis, step to the stage. What is speedy
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 9: pursuit of the future in acceleration?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Let me see that thing, Rip it up, light it
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: on fire. I listened to a podcast this week.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 8: That's what podcasting is all about. Talking about other podcasts.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Well, so I shouldn't every podcast I have learned about
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: the legalization of drugs in Oregon. I learned about the
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: legalization of drugs in organ How they legalize.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're there. They've made that.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: They made it legal two years ago. So it's like
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: you can be in possession of it. You can smoke
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: meth in front of a police officer and all he
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: can do is give you a citation. And they're starting
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: to regret it because it's like corrosive to everything that
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: they're trying to do. And some people will get a
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: citation like this and they'll roll it up in front
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: of the officer and smoke it.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: They'll light it on fire.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: And inhale it in front of the officer. And I
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: just think that it is very interesting to see the
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: repercussion because in theory, you're like, oh, drugs are a
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: public health thing, addiction is public health, but then in practice,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: like there is no way to treat it as a
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: public health thing, at least in their experience in the
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: last two years.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: In organ Yeah, I mean it wasn't the theory always
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: that if you decriminalized to a certain extent, that would
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: mean you could create better systems of like clean needle centers.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 8: And I think it's also supposed to bring down crime
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 8: as make.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: It, make it happen less in the shadows, and then
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: there you could you could have narcan narcan for people
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: and like actually help people with overdoses and stuff.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom sent me a like, uh like ads
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: for like narcan and like what what is the other one?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Like She's like, just in case you guys ever need this.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck do you think I'm doing?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: What do you think my lifestyle is?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: Pinal test strips? Do you ever get those?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: I did use those one time.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: That seems smart.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 8: Whether you use those within the last seventy two hours
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 8: that's the problem talking about what would I need narc
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 8: and for.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: I did. For the fucking hard drugs that you're doing.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 8: You're popping oxy's on the regular.
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  Speaker 1: No, I saw that, But I was telling you guys
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  Speaker 1: before I saw the uh this report that uh weed
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: is like it. Uh yeah, it's like excel or like
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: there's a higher percentage chance of heart disease. So I
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: tried to avoid it, wound up not doing a great
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  Speaker 1: job of it. But for the last couple of days
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  Speaker 1: I have been avoiding it, and it's just fucking boring,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: is all it is. It's not like that hard to do,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: but it's just fucking boring, and it has me just
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: seeking out. So I'm like doing whim Hoff being like
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: and let me just like do something. Or I was
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: like buying ice from fucking dumbbo market and making ice
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: bass for myself and ship just to just to feel
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: alive a little bit.
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  Speaker 8: Playing video games.
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  Speaker 3: You're talking like they're going to replace.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: That addiction with another addiction. That's I mean, the video
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 8: game addiction is kind of like genetic thing. I think
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 8: I think you got to be born with it. But dude,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 8: I I played so Fortnite redown. They came back with
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 8: like the og Fortnite maps, the old settings, so people
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 8: like it's like I think it was like last Sunday,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 8: it was like four million people were playing it at
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 8: once currently and.
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  Speaker 3: I played on.
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  Speaker 8: Tuesday, and then just as soon as I got back
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 8: into video games, it was like the like stop drinking.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 8: I was like going home right after my sets, being
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 8: like I gotta go home and play video games. Sorry guys, Yeah, dude,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 8: it's you replaced one thing with the other, and I
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 8: think video games are way healthier than drinking twenty beers
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 8: a night.
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  Speaker 3: When you play this many video games when you're going
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: to sleep at night, are you seeing yes your head
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: see that? Yeah? See I don't like that. Yeah, I
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: don't like it either. It's that when I chess. Yeah,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: it's a bad see like toward or Mario Kart. I've
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: seen this happen to you.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Wait, so you're saying that you have PTSD for the
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: video games.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: Not PTSD. It's just it's as if the board is
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: or the map or whatever is. It's kind of burned
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: into my brain when you uh, when I used to
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: see it flitting around my head.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I had it bad on a Friday night. Friday night,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 8: I was in a dark place because Friday, I played
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 8: video games the whole day, like the whole day, and
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 8: then I left to go to the stand and I
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 8: hadn't like, I hadn't been outside, I hadn't seen the sun.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 8: And I was walking to the stand and there was
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 8: a lot of huffing and puffing coming from me. I thought,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 8: it's just deep size, why just like just because, dude.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 8: It was just like when you play for that long,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: it becomes more just like a chore. But you're like, well,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 8: if I turn it off, I'm gonna regret turning it off,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 8: and then I'm gonna have nothing to do, so you
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 8: kind of stick it out. You usually end up playing
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 8: for like an hour too long, and that last hour
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 8: really takes a toll on the mental health. And then
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 8: you're walking around you're like while you're playing, you know,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 8: well while you're playing, and then after you get off
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 8: and you're like, I should not have played for that long.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: That was just pointless.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: How many hours do you play for? Uh, dude?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 8: Friday, I played for I probably played for like three
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 8: hours four hours before the standard. Then I probably played
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 8: for another three after god damn. Yeah, just at night
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 8: until the sun comes up.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's when it's fun.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 8: So you need narcan Yeah, but I don't know.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: I enjoy it. So who cares?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Right? Just having to do having again? I shot that chest.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: That's always the right answer. Who cares? Could be doing
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: worse thing?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Sound like the boys out in Oregon smoking up the citations.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: Well no, that's the thing.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 8: Like I could be fucking getting ship faced, but instead
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 8: I'm not said up.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: My brain is some sharper than ever.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: You're rotting your brain days no beer by jumping twisted towers.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: I haven't even had the urge to drink a beer.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: I I had nightmares last night.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that's because weed does that to people.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: I had like old fashioned nightmares where like something was
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: chasing me.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 8: Everyone that I know that smokes weed, the amount that
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 8: you smoke weed, they stop smoking weed for one day
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 8: and then they go into like a mental psychosis.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think I'm pretty fine outside of that.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 8: They'll see, give it a couple more days. You just
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 8: said for one day you're gonna be You're gonna be
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 8: sleepwalking into Francis apartment in.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: The middle of the night. Yeah, and you know what,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: I'd welcome him.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 8: With resin bulls at four a leg old joint.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, we get right back on the wagon.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 8: There have you been having trouble falling asleep?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep last night.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, you're a mess.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: No, but I mean I'm gonna go back to smoking tomorrow.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but it's just like, uh, it's just like
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: okay that it wasn't hard to not do.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: It was just boring. Yeah, yeah, that's been son of
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: a boy. Dad.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 8: Uh right, here are we? Oh we can if you want.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 8: Oh no, it's up to you. Well you kind of.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Took charge inside to call it quits. Oh sometimes I
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: jumped the gun. I was we were mid combo. No, sorry, no,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: forgive me keep we can notice the camera.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: The camera's gonna have a bunch of technical problems anyway
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 8: if we keep going and we've been going for an
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 8: hour twenty.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck, yeah, we're good.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 8: All right, Thank you guys for listening. Oh ship, I'll
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 8: be in Saint Louis this weekend. Please buy tickets to
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 8: that and come see me. Please, it'll be fun.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 8: And Frances is gonna be in Arlington, Virginia.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: This Arlington, Virginia. My ticket to see him.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 8: You can find my tickets at Lil sasquatchwebsite dot com.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: And I'm I'm actively looking for a time suck pursuit
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: to take take all of my attention so I can
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: peel my eyes away from the crippling depression of life.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 8: All right, guys, thank you for watching. We'll see you guys,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 8: see guys on Wednesday.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Bye.