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TWR Wednesday | Another Epstein Nothing Burger? · The Whitfield Report

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  The Offensiveness is the motor of
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  human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  Hey there, folks, and welcome to tonight's edition of the
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  Whitfield Report. I am host Sam Whitfield here
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  live from South Florida at Right to Fund Media Studios and joined
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  here tonight by My Coast Morpheus.
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  Giving offense is good. And Essential Max will be
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  joining us later in the program at some point.
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  We also have Shmui working somewhere in the in the
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  background here. Yeah.
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  Well-being A. Lurkey, Lou.
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  And what not. So you know, if you're there,
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  welcome Shmoi. But anyway, great to be here
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  with you folks. We have a lot to cover tonight
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  and what not some Epstein stuff, although not as much as you
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  would maybe think because there there was a big info dump I
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  guess like something like 3000 more pages or something released
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  like that. But the question is, will this
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  result in anything? There is one thing that I've
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  learned about our government there Sam is it's incredibly
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  sloppy because the way they've re get redacted and then not
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  rejected some of these files is fucking insane.
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  Yeah. Well, to me it just seems like
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  whenever they it's, I have a whole thing on the on the
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  Upstein thing that I'll get to in just a SEC.
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  I, I, I say that just to say this, there's, and I've seen it
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  myself when people got got over some of the, some of the files
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  they're, they're rejecting things in, in one document and
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  then literally not rejecting that exact same thing and, and
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  another document. And you can literally match them
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  up. Yeah, well, there, there's that.
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  But then like, I guess my whole thing with the with the obscene
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  thing is it doesn't matter what. It doesn't matter what they
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  redact or what they reveal or what they don't.
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  My old thing is, is anybody going to actually get convicted
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  or go to jail? Probably not.
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  Right. And so like to me.
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  One thing real quick to me the only thing that should be
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  redacted is victim names. I I agree.
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  Completely fucking I'll reject everything.
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  Yeah, I, I agree. I, I agree completely.
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  But here, here's my other whole thing with that Shmui.
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  And I guess I'm kind of getting to my point early on on.
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  It is we it seems like we get like new Epstein file stuff like
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  every like every few years. Yep.
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  It's it's whenever there is an election cycle and like, for
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  some reason, conservatives, especially they they seem to get
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  like, you know, like, you know, trapped in like trying to
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  decipher all these, you know, clues and what not.
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  You know, all this new quote, UN quote info whenever it gets, you
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  know, released, when in reality, like they should be focusing on
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  stuff that normies, you know, care about what you know.
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  I, I don't even want to say like normies, as in like a, you know,
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  as in like a slur, but you know, like stuff like the economy, you
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  know. Or or or the fact that piece of
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  shit in my state, Chuck Schumer, voted on the fucking SAVE Act.
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  Right, stuff that actually. Something else matters and would
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  fucking make this country fucking safer and less of a
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  fucking shit show. This old ass motherfucker is
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  trying to use race because he's fucking trying to say that
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  fucking minorities don't know how to get goddamn IDs.
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  Well, I mean, yeah, we've been, we've been, well, we've been
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  hearing that excuse for years, which is why they don't want
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  voter ID, right. But then I mean.
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  But then why do we have little little ID for everything else
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  including fucking travel now? Yeah, I mean, you would you.
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  I literally cannot go into a convenience store and buy like a
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  six pack of, you know, beer or what not with that without like
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  an without an ID, right. Like you can't even, you can't
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  even travel. You can't scratch your ass in
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  this country anymore without goddamn ID, but it's OK to
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  fucking vote without one. Right.
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  So, but, you know, so it's stuff like that, that like, you know,
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  the actually Matt, you know, that matters to the average
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  person, but yet we're all supposed to spend, you know,
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  weeks and, you know, months like over the over the the Epstein,
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  you know, files when it whenever there's whenever there's a new
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  drop. It's not that I think it's not
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  that I think that anything that Epstein did or any associates on
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  the island did was OK. Don't misunderstand people,
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  People think this is the other thing that annoys me is people,
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  people will take these comments I made like, Oh Sam, you know
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  you don't, you're not understanding the Epstein files,
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  so therefore you don't care about anything that happened, so
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  therefore you're OK with it. And it's like, no, I'm not.
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  But like, you know, a NO1I, no one I know, no one I know was
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  involved. A.
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  Tax. B like you know, it like like I
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  said, like it's, it's disgusting, it's tragic and what
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  not, but it does it, does it have anything, you know, to do
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  with like what's going on now? And obviously, like the other
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  thing too is like there are other, like there are probably
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  other only, you know, human trafficking rings out there.
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  If we think that Epstein was the only, only piece of shit out
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  there, no. Obviously they would have had
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  contingency plans to keep this shit going when somebody dies.
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  So, yeah, so I mean, the whole thing feels like a Hollywood
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  movie. You know, at this point it seems
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  more of like a thriller than than anything.
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  Unfortunately. So.
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  So yeah, there's. So yeah, I mean, we'll, we'll
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  get into the I I guess we'll leave.
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  We can talk a little more in depth about the Epstein stuff,
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  like what's out there tonight. But first, before we get into
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  topics, ladies and gentlemen, I have a new book coming out on
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  polishing the second draft and what not and getting the
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  That's partially why there was no Monday show this week.
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  I had a guest cancel because of a family emergency and then
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  rather than try and scramble to get like another guest or
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  I'm going to try and be get the format, you know, the formatting
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  finalized and what not this week and get our copies out to people
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  by early next week. So, but anyway, I've, I've read
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  Charlie Kirk, and it kind of deals with a lot of the themes
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  that we're, you know, that we've been dealing with over the past
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  few years, like disinformation and, you know, information
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  warfare and. Misinformation, Sam.
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  No way. Riots and whatnot.
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  So it's I think it's my most personal book and so I encourage
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  And like I said, the book will be out March 10th and should be
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  pretty good also. Good evening, Mr. Max Sand.
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  How are you doing, Sir? Dan Bader, Sam, there's still
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  people Act in the Fool and also no Lizard man files.
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  You don't. You don't say.
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  Well lizard man in the entire Epstein files.
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  I think that means that the Epstein files are bullshit, Sam.
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  Bring on the great Elliott files.
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  I I mean. Gray aliens are a lizard man
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  psyop. I, I would, I would agree.
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  Also, it's not Gray aliens. It's, it's, it's, it's gay
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  aliens, you know? Now, but we all know that the
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  Andromedans are the blue ones. Yes.
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  That's important. Keep that one tucked in the back
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  of your mind hole, Sam. It'll come in handy one day.
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  Save your fucking life for those damned Andromedans.
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  Yeah, I mean. Joe Biden and his people, Sam,
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  they come from Andromeda. Yeah, well, they're, they're,
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  well, Speaking of Andromeda, though, I actually did, I
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  actually did finish reading The Andromeda Strain this weekend.
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  That's. Coincidental.
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  Yes, it it is. It is very coincidental also.
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  Oh, this is this is disturbing. Why?
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  Why is Mersh showing up on my? So hold on.
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  Wait, did I miss the discussion on the Epstein files?
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  Based. Some of it, but not all of it.
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  You miss. Because I don't really like,
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  there's one thing actually, Sam, one thing.
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  Elon Musk lied because not only is he in the files, he's DM ING
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  Jeffrey Epstein to set him up with parties on the island.
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  So that one kind of matters. Yeah.
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  That's like that's a big one. Actually.
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  It's not. It's not like a some of these
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  where it's like we interviewed somebody who was on crack and
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  they said that that George Bush ate babies.
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  It's not like that, Sam. What it's like, what it's like
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  is Elon Musk sent an e-mail to Jeffrey Epstein and he said,
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  hey, can I rent out your island for the weekend?
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  You throw the best parties, make sure the girls are there.
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  And Jeff Epstein said, I'm going to have to move some things
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  around, but yeah, we could do that for you.
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  And then Elon Musk said, thanks for the letting me have the
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  island with the girls for the weekend.
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  That's that's more what it's like, Sam.
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  So Elon Musk went to Epstein Island to meet up with the girls
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  and party. Yeah.
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  That is in the Epstein files now and he got some splainin to do
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  after the shit he pulled on Trump because Trump, a lot of
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  that is like circum. This is you're talking to Jeff
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  Epstein in an e-mail saying you want girls.
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  Well, the the other thing that. Needs Musk.
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  The other thing that needs, the other thing that needs
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  explaining, I don't know if you were here on the show during the
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  Yeah, it's. Been a fucking community notice
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  and shit for that, but it's true.
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  Look at it yourself. Search Elon Musk and it's not
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  only is it, it's his fucking e-mail address.
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  Yeah, in Jeff Epstein's because it's Jeff Epstein.
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  Every e-mail he ever fucking sent.
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  And wouldn't you know it, there's Elon Musk.
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  Like we're just the best of buddies.
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  Well, so yeah, there there's that, which is kind of SUS, but
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  then there's also the the Steve Bannon fans owe me an apology.
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  I don't know if you were, I don't think you were on the show
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  yet, Max, if I if either of you were, but.
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  Steve Bannon was long gone and I've never really followed much
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  of his show. I I know it's like influential
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  and shit but I don't follow it. Yeah.
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  Well, well, but well, back during, you know, well back
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  during 2016, you know, there were all these people who were
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  saying. Was it?
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  Was it the war room? Right.
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  Yeah, well, well, there were all there.
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  You know, there were all these people who were saying that
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  Steve Bannon, you know, was the reason why Trump won the won the
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  White House in 2016, right? If, if you might remember.
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  Well, yeah, I agree with you, but there.
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  But there was that narrative going on.
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  He was the reason, right? And.
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  He's the guy. Right, and so and I.
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  It was a lot more, I mean, God, was it Lewandowski?
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  Like there's so many people that you can attribute through just
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  through campaigning, but also the culture in general and
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  memes. Like yes, Bannon was a key
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  strategist for the Trump's first campaign, but he he was not a
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  key strategist in the Trump first term White House, right?
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  They kicked him out the door pretty quick.
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  Yeah, well, well, yeah. Well, Trump fired his ass and,
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  and there were a lot of fans who I actually said that if if Trump
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  fired him there, there were, there was probably a good reason
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  for it. And I lost a well, I I lost a
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  few subscribers actually at the time from this from the YouTube
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  channel for saying that because they were they were, you know,
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  they were hardcore you. Sam Whitfield.
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  They were hardcore Bannon. I'm going to unsubscribe that
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  I'll teach you. Sorry.
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  Well, well, they they thought it would teach me, but as it turns
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  out, they thought. We're wrong to report.
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  Well, as it turns out. None of us have learned
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  anything. Well.
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  Well, we've actually learned a lot, Max the most know.
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  Nothing that what they would want us to learn.
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  Yeah, well, not. Yeah, well, we've never learned
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  how to grift properly, Max. That's the problem.
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  But. Ryan Sam.
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  But then I get distracted by Dave bitching about having a
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  concussion and no car and then that's way fun.
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  What am I going to put my effort towards?
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  Grifting or like Dave having a meltdown and making it into a
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  Limp Bizkit song. Knowing you, knowing you with
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  the ladder, yeah. So check out it out.
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  That's my news story. I brought Sam.
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  I brought even a video clip that we could discuss.
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  Dave has news. Which which is much more?
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  Which is much more entertaining but also.
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  Speaking of the DFP, it was shitting on rudder a couple days
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  ago. It was extremely rare DSPW.
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  Also I was right though about about Steve Bannon being a bit
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  sussed because apparently he did like an hour long interview with
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  Epstein like. I have seen clips of that.
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  I, I've seen clips of it too, but like, it basically seemed
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  like a fluff interview and I, I don't want to play the whole
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  interview, but I, I want to play like a clip or two just to kind
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  of lay the, you know, kind of to lay the foundation.
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  Banned off Xbox Live in 2013. I know everybody says this, but
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  what the fuck did you have to do?
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  I I knew motherfuckers threatening, people doxing like
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  there was swatting going on, everybody was saying the N word
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  at each other. That was Xbox Live.
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  That's why I don't let my kid do it today even though it's much
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  cleaner now. Like somebody says that shit now
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  they get reported by AI but like back then.
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  Well, if there's, I mean. Yeah.
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  Apparently you just don't help Bill Gates cover up his
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  infidelity by drugging his wife. That'll get you banned off Xbox
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  Live, Sam. Yeah, well, and also if he got
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  banned, if he got like banned off of Xbox Live, like, God, I'm
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  going to hell for this. But he might have like, he might
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  have been like, hey young man, be careful.
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  Otherwise I'll kidnap you and take you to my private island or
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  something or something like that.
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  So I figure he probably just said the N word.
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  Like the odds that Jeffrey Epstein said the N word on Xbox
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  Live considering you got banned for life are very high.
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  I mean, if you. Think that's crazy?
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  This man raped kids? You think it's crazy he might
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  say the N word. What is wrong with you?
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  He honestly, Max, I mean, look at that make.
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  Of these things is worse than the other objectively.
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  I mean, look, look at this, look at that face to Max.
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  He does kind of look like the guy who would say the N word,
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  right? Oh yeah, hard R full chest at a
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  black guy during a game of Madden.
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  Want to bet? So I want to play.
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  This not not not not even the N word, but the.
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  I I do want to say so I do want to say that it does seem like in
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  this interview that Steve Bannon was almost like kind of fluffing
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  him a bit. And yeah, so.
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  Well, that you look they're they were a little uncomfortable
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  until after they finished filming.
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  Then they went and raped and ate a baby and everything felt
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  better for them. Who knows Anyway, what's what?
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  What's Paul? Actually, Sam.
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  So cut #1 go. You know who?
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  Who else found that out? In.
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  Socrates. That's what Socrates.
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  Can do he did a this guy. Oh my God.
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  He would go through, you know, question after question after
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  question and realize at the end they didn't really know.
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  They really didn't basically understand what they were
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  talking about. And one of the things that
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  people won't enjoy, it turns out that potentially one of the bad
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  things to teach children is how to write.
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  It's writing. Reading and arithmetic was
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  supposed to be everyone's supposed to be taught, but
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  writing forces you. I can't focus on what he's
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  saying on account of like I want to strangle the pedophile.
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  Yeah. But go ahead, I'm I'm gonna let
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  you finish. But I just wanted to say like,
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  don't you just want to like choke this man?
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  Oh yeah, absolutely. OK, to into a very narrow
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  channel of thinking, you have to write certain in a certain form,
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  in a certain way, in a certain linear pattern.
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  So you're thinking it becomes sub?
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  Also that that's why I'm only playing like a minute.
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  That's only what that's why I'm only playing like 2 minutes of
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  it because people were like Sam, why do you play the whole
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  interview? And I'm like, I'm not going to
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  subject myself and everyone to a 2 hour interview with a
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  pedophile, right? That that just seems cruel.
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  And I mean, if I wanted that, I would just do I would just have
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  a stream or Maxine slots, Matt Max non-stop the entire show.
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  Yeah, that. Shout out to the chat
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  immediately saying why is there a pedophile on the screen.
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  Yeah. That would be that would be less
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  cruel than than, you know, making a one sit through this
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  whole and done interview. Yeah.
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  Shout out to Craig for YEAH. See, we know that you're not
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  involved with this, this list, Sam, I, I want to explain this
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  because they have the technology to like make you walk again if
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  you just eat like a couple fetuses, right?
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  So like, obviously Sam's not part of the conspiracy.
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  Nor is Mark. Well, the funny, The funny thing
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  about that the the is that is the left used to like it.
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  I I'm being serious. The left used to argue that like
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  that people like more and I should be pro abortion because
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  fetal stem. Cells, you can just, you know,
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  suck the marrow out of the yeah, yeah, that yeah One South Park
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  episode. So, so yeah, so sloppy.
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  Steve Bannon as Trump like to call as Trump like to call him,
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  basically gave Epstein a softball interview basically.
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  And so, yeah, are we really supposed to like, think?
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  Are we really supposed to think? You've done a lot of interviews
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  over the years, so I have to ask you, do you ever question when
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  you're sitting down to do an interview?
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  Should I even do this because of the immoral nature of the person
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  I'm talking to? Have you?
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  I mean I have. Yeah.
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  Oh yeah, I I have. Yeah, on occasion.
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  I I did some pretty hard hitting interviews with like white
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  nationalists back in the day that I wish that were still up,
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  but unfortunately are lost to time.
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  But I've definitely thought about like, is this person?
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  Am I interviewing them? Is it a net negative?
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  Right. Yeah.
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  Usually I come to the conclusion of no, you know why?
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  Because they they usually haven't killed anybody.
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  They're usually not advocating to kill anybody.
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  And they certainly, if I'm talking to them, are not known
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  to be a pedophile. But Steve Bannon is like, hey,
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  let me hear this pedophile side of things.
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  Is that journalism? I guess it is in a sense.
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  I mean, at least ask. At least ask.
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  For optics. At least like ask like some
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  hard. At least like, ask like some,
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  you know, pressing questions, right?
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  You got to tell him to take a seat and ask if he wants to
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  drink of water and be like Jeffrey, what's it?
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  What about this e-mail here, right?
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  Is it like am I crazy? No, but like but as on.
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  This conviction you have. I needed Chris Hanson and we got
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  Steve Bannon. Ah, what a fucking L for us.
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  Humanity as whole. As we saw in the on that clip
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  though, like Steve Bannon is talking like about Plato and
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  Socrates with Epstein, as if that matters.
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  And you know what nobody's talking about in reference to
• 27:28
  the Epstein case? Because they're talking about
• 27:30
  all these salacious, almost celebrity gossip tier things.
• 27:36
  They're not talking about that. The Clintons are in absolute
• 27:41
  defiance of Congress right now. Contempt.
• 27:45
  Of Congress and have no intention to testify as to their
• 27:50
  part of the Epstein files. Isn't that interesting that
• 27:53
  nobody's talking about that Clintons?
• 27:56
  Which, by the way, like the like Trump, Trump should absolutely
• 28:03
  make after all the shit that the Clintons put.
• 28:06
  Lock them up. Yeah.
• 28:08
  At least dude Bill is in there on fucking photos with underage
• 28:14
  girls that they've redacted. Put the fucking man in some
• 28:17
  handcuffs, good Lord. Yeah.
• 28:21
  You guys let him get away with raping a bunch of women in the
• 28:24
  90s and everybody thought it was fucking funny.
• 28:27
  Yeah. At the very least, this is
• 28:29
  children now. We've moved from just adult
• 28:32
  women that were way younger than him, that he was in a power of
• 28:36
  position of power, over to just playing kids and nobody seems to
• 28:41
  care because it's Bill Clinton. Well, well, Max.
• 28:46
  He's old, not. Right.
• 28:50
  Of of course, of course, you know.
• 28:52
  You never get punished for anything and you get to be old.
• 28:56
  You just get away with it. I forgot.
• 28:58
  Well, well, that's the excuse. That's the excuse that I keep
• 29:03
  hearing from also. Thank you more.
• 29:06
  I I I heard that. Good, you're supposed to.
• 29:11
  Hopefully YouTube didn't hear. That but yet.
• 29:14
  But yet. Jimmy Superfly Snuka got brought
• 29:17
  to trial for the murder of Nancy Argento in 1983.
• 29:23
  The month that he died, they brought him up for trial.
• 29:27
  They declined to continue the trial on account of him dying.
• 29:33
  So you can bring charges to a dying man.
• 29:36
  He killed a woman, he beat her. That's.
• 29:38
  Literally. That that sounds like a That
• 29:41
  sounds like a Norm MacDonald joke.
• 29:43
  What? Why do you get to?
• 29:45
  That sounds like a. That sounds like a setup for.
• 29:47
  We live in a Norm MacDonald joke, Sam, don't you get it?
• 29:53
  I, I fucking, I fucking miss that.
• 29:56
  I fucking miss that man. I I can only imagine the I can
• 30:03
  only imagine the the jokes that would have happened.
• 30:07
  It would have been it would have been hilarious when he finally
• 30:10
  came out of the closet. Too bad and never happened.
• 30:15
  Well, you know, I I still can't believe it.
• 30:19
  I didn't even know he was sick. So, you know, there is that.
• 30:25
  But yeah, so the Clintons definitely should be.
• 30:31
  Completely unrelated. Sam, do you have a doghouse?
• 30:40
  Not. Not anymore.
• 30:45
  I see. But but may but maybe.
• 30:56
  But maybe I should? But maybe I should get 1 so.
• 31:03
  Let's put some ICE protesters in jail, Sam, what do you say?
• 31:08
  Oh yeah, I we should. We should definitely do that
• 31:11
  too. So.
• 31:13
  Let's start with the guy that punched Will Stansel, you
• 31:16
  bitches. That guy's out there.
• 31:20
  The real deal, Sam. He's like somebody needs to do
• 31:24
  something and he's there. He's doing it.
• 31:26
  It might not be great. He might not be doing a good
• 31:28
  job. He might not be doing anything
• 31:30
  particularly helpful to his cause, but he's there and they
• 31:35
  kicked his ass out and they call him a white Ashless and they
• 31:38
  punched him, Sam. It's so So what you're telling
• 31:43
  me back is that Will Stancil is going to get red pilled
• 31:48
  eventually and and that the the Stancil Stauffel will rise up.
• 31:55
  I mean, they're making it happen.
• 31:58
  I'm not even sure. He was talking about you guys
• 32:03
  but he don't know why he needs pills.
• 32:05
  Isn't that something or else he said he shouldn't do?
• 32:09
  He said will stancil. OK, he said.
• 32:13
  Somebody replied to him and they said like, you shouldn't be out
• 32:17
  there with your shit turned on your phone location because
• 32:22
  you're being hunted by federal agents.
• 32:24
  And Will Stantonfill quote tweeted that.
• 32:26
  And he said I'm hunting the government.
• 32:31
  You get them will. Based.
• 32:34
  Based. Let's just be real for one
• 32:37
  second. Based.
• 32:39
  Retarded, but based. I mean, that is, yeah, that is
• 32:46
  retarded and kind of big. He's Elmer Fudding Ice Sam.
• 32:54
  Oh. And Emily Yukas is his watch
• 32:57
  money took. Over the country.
• 33:00
  Well, you just gave Emily Yukas another idea for the for the
• 33:05
  cartoon I want to see. I want to see him in a like a in
• 33:10
  an Elmer Fudd outfit for the next episode.
• 33:15
  I I'm waiting for the real Will Stancil show to unfold because I
• 33:21
  think it's crazier than even the cartoon version at this point.
• 33:25
  Will Stancil can be in the Elmer Fudd outfit if he also turns
• 33:28
  into the Tungus form of him. I've turned the.
• 33:32
  Corner. There used to be big Tungus.
• 33:35
  I just like him, he's real, he's he believes his own bullshit and
• 33:42
  I can't help but respect that. The world only needed one Owen
• 33:46
  Jones, and somehow we got 2. Well, we, well, we, we, we also
• 33:54
  had Owen Benjamin for a while, but he kind of fizzled out so.
• 34:03
  I have Dave, Grady, Sam. Yes, you you do have the
• 34:09
  somebody. Need you to run the the most
• 34:11
  current up to it's only a couple minutes.
• 34:13
  I I picked a nice short clip for us so we can get up to speed on
• 34:17
  Dave Grady News. Yes, you'll only get here on the
• 34:21
  Whitfield Report Live. So did you.
• 34:27
  It's in a tweet. OK, I'll.
• 34:31
  And then in the reply to it is the song I made in support of
• 34:36
  Dave's cause with AI in about 10 seconds.
• 34:40
  Actually, no. I transcribed everything Dave
• 34:43
  said in the video and made a song with it.
• 34:46
  Well, it took, well, it took longer than it should have.
• 34:49
  Oh yeah, I I see that now. I Yes.
• 34:55
  You threw him in the shootout. So when last we met our hero
• 35:00
  Dave, he'd been in a car accident and totaled his car and
• 35:04
  and got and hit his head. And then he was in a hospital
• 35:07
  for like a month and the nurses were not nice to him.
• 35:11
  And now he's home again. And it I thought that he had
• 35:17
  been the victim of an accident, but he got faulted.
• 35:21
  And so he doesn't have a car and there's no insurance money
• 35:25
  coming to get him a new one, which is what he had said
• 35:27
  before. And so anyway, this is the
• 35:31
  update on the Dave Grady situation.
• 35:33
  Well, I, I do have some advice for him maybe, but I, I let's
• 35:38
  hear him out first. Here am I?
• 35:40
  Yeah. Where's he at?
• 35:41
  What's going on? So.
• 35:44
  Also that this video might give some people anxiety.
• 35:50
  Well, well, I've been told that that's what this show does
• 35:54
  regularly. So yeah.
• 35:55
  Hello everyone. This is your daily dose of
• 35:57
  Internet. Nobody wants to help me.
• 36:02
  The Dollar General store right there is the only place that I
• 36:05
  can walk to and get stuff. I don't have a bitch.
• 36:13
  I don't have a car anymore. I have no fucking car.
• 36:17
  Anymore, it's fucking cold outside.
• 36:20
  Dollar General Store is the only place that I can walk to because
• 36:23
  nobody wants. Nobody wants to bring me to
• 36:25
  Renner's Weiss Safeway. ADA payer transit costs money.
• 36:31
  Costs between 4:00 and 6:00 bucks per trip one way and you
• 36:36
  have to make a fucking reservation.
• 36:40
  This is bullshit. ADA payer transit is not one way
• 36:47
  or or or actually ADA payer transit is not same day service.
• 36:51
  You have to make a reservation. The Dollar General Store is the
• 36:56
  only place that I can walk to. Which, to be fair, can be a
• 37:00
  major pain in the ass. Yeah, yeah.
• 37:04
  No, it totally like all of this. See, everything Dave is
• 37:07
  complaining about is both true and ultimately kind of trivial.
• 37:14
  Yeah. That's the that's the beauty of
• 37:16
  Dave, in my opinion. So, and, and I, I'm sure, I'm
• 37:22
  sure Moore will agree with me on that, that yeah, the public
• 37:27
  transit stuff for people in military, this is a fucking
• 37:30
  pain. If you had, if you ever, if you
• 37:32
  ever had to use it so. Is Dave in a wheelchair?
• 37:36
  Didn't look like it. No, he's just.
• 37:41
  He's just. He's just a whiny bitch.
• 37:44
  Yeah, he's just functional and retarded.
• 37:46
  You can hear it. But get stuff.
• 37:52
  Nobody wants to bring me to Red Nerds.
• 37:54
  Nobody wants to bring me to fucking Weiss.
• 37:57
  Nobody wants to bring me to goddamn Safeway.
• 38:03
  My neighbor Rob doesn't even check on me.
• 38:07
  Is that I don't know what his name is.
• 38:09
  Mike, John, Joe, Bobby. I don't remember.
• 38:13
  I have a fucking concussion. I don't remember what his name
• 38:15
  is anymore. But nobody wants to help me.
• 38:20
  Nobody. I've.
• 38:22
  But Dave Max has offered to help you.
• 38:26
  You know, I want to bring him to these places, but I'm not going
• 38:29
  to, largely because I would want to see what he would do there.
• 38:35
  But I think that's the reason everybody watches his videos.
• 38:38
  They want to see what he's going to do.
• 38:41
  Yeah, and how? It's going to harm.
• 38:42
  Him. Well, he's also like, he's
• 38:46
  walking, like, not even on the sidewalk.
• 38:50
  He's like, yeah. I just want to point out like
• 38:52
  his house is one of the trailers you see there in mobile home and
• 38:59
  then he so he's complaining that he has to walk across the
• 39:03
  street. That's really far, man.
• 39:07
  Yeah, yeah. I just wanted to in.
• 39:10
  Case anybody? Was underwear.
• 39:12
  It's about 150 yards. Have you heard people from
• 39:16
  Europe? They get upset about walking 10
• 39:18
  feet. They come over here and they
• 39:20
  can't believe they have to drive places.
• 39:25
  I know. Also Dave makes videos where he
• 39:27
  drives to the other end of his state to find like Aulani or
• 39:32
  like what's the Logan Paul energy drink Sam.
• 39:38
  Oh. So there's a White Claw.
• 39:42
  Prime. It's all over WWE and I still
• 39:44
  forget what the fuck it's called.
• 39:48
  Prime, Prime. Yeah.
• 39:50
  Dave drove through three states to try and find Prime, and
• 39:54
  that's actually why he got in the accident.
• 39:56
  He was trying to find a special edition Prime did.
• 40:01
  It come with a car. Well, Dave's kind of retarded.
• 40:07
  No. And I and I, and I'm guessing
• 40:09
  that to answer your question going, no, it did not come with
• 40:12
  a car. No, he lost.
• 40:14
  In fact, he cost him a car and he still didn't get the prime.
• 40:18
  You know. Damn, he was.
• 40:21
  Andy got a concussion. You know, well, that's a bonus.
• 40:25
  Not everyone's going to go out of their way to bonk in the head
• 40:29
  that hard. What I what I was going to
• 40:31
  suggest Max, is that Dave should Dave should take the merch
• 40:37
  approach it like it started go fund me to get a car I mean.
• 40:44
  Yeah, the problem is, is like people even ironically watch
• 40:48
  Mersch and I think I am the only real Dave fan.
• 40:52
  And then there's like 3 people that just hate hate watch Dave
• 40:56
  and that's like his whole audience.
• 40:57
  So I don't think he can get a car out of that.
• 41:00
  You've you've successfully expanded his audience by
• 41:03
  probably a factor of 100 tonight.
• 41:05
  Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 41:08
  And see, his personality is a little off putting, let's say
• 41:12
  finish the video. Let me let me.
• 41:15
  He gets. He gets going again, Sam.
• 41:18
  Oh, I'm I'm sure he does. To walk across the street
• 41:21
  fucking cold out, God damn cold out.
• 41:26
  Nobody wants to fucking help me. And he crosses the street.
• 41:34
  Too. Fucking cold.
• 41:35
  That's the anxiety part. God damn cold out.
• 41:42
  I'm playing Frogger. Thank you.
• 41:45
  I know Dave's playing real life Frogger.
• 41:49
  You don't always win that one. I hear you got one life with it.
• 41:54
  I got AI have a fucking concussion.
• 41:56
  I have a God damn fucking concussion and nobody wants to
• 41:59
  fucking help me. Nobody.
• 42:01
  I don't know anybody here. I don't know any doctors here.
• 42:04
  I have a fucking concussion. Nobody wants to fucking help me.
• 42:08
  Nobody. You know what the help is for
• 42:09
  that fucking? Nobody.
• 42:11
  That is young this. Video The help for a concussion
• 42:13
  is a medical bill. And I'll see you guys again
• 42:16
  very. Yeah.
• 42:17
  Yeah, I too have a concussion and so I understand Dave, but
• 42:22
  like, there's no help for concussions.
• 42:25
  Sam, if you could go to the tweet below that and play.
• 42:27
  I made what he said into a song. Yes.
• 42:32
  The this, this, how do we go ahead and want me?
• 42:35
  What? What service did you use?
• 42:37
  Was it Suno? I I used Sona.
• 42:41
  Sona, whatever it is, yeah. But their their version 5 or
• 42:45
  whatever made dog shit their 4.5 version is the one that like
• 42:50
  nailed it. That's a sweet spot.
• 42:52
  Yeah. And it's basically just a
• 42:58
  Olympus Kit Dave song. I thought it was great.
• 43:03
  Let me well. Twist my arm all.
• 43:10
  Right. Yeah, so.
• 43:13
  I don't know, Dave, he's having, he's having a rough one, but you
• 43:16
  know, he's hanging in there. He's making the best of things.
• 43:19
  Yeah. So yeah, some.
• 43:22
  Freaks, man. And so this is just this.
• 43:26
  Is I don't have a fucking car. No.
• 43:41
  I know he turned it down, so it's.
• 43:42
  Unhearable if. It's too loud, you're too old,
• 43:47
  and you're younger than me. I can hear it.
• 43:54
  Told you you guys before your speakers are too quiet.
• 43:56
  Else can. You were turning it down, Sam.
• 44:01
  Oh really? Do I?
• 44:02
  Oh my God, Let's see. Apparently you need to crank the
• 44:08
  bass through their Microsoft speakers.
• 44:14
  I should be sharing tab audio now.
• 44:18
  It was there, it just was filtered out.
• 44:21
  I don't have a fucking car nobody wants.
• 44:24
  To. Break back.
• 44:31
  And. You have to make a fucking.
• 44:58
  You have. To make a fuck yeah.
• 45:19
  This is this is actually a banger, man.
• 45:21
  It's not gonna. Yeah, it really nailed the This
• 45:24
  is bullshit as a chorus, right? Yeah, yeah.
• 45:29
  Pro tip for the future to get these things to spell things out
• 45:32
  for you properly. Just separate the lyrics and
• 45:34
  spaces for 88. I mean, it's, it's funny as it
• 45:39
  is. But.
• 45:40
  Just. Yeah.
• 45:47
  Even to an engineer to say that, yeah, it's the same problem AI
• 45:51
  have is that they don't like art and music.
• 45:54
  The Dollar General is the only place I can actually watch you
• 45:57
  and get stuff this bullshit. Nobody wants to bring me to
• 46:05
  Wagner. 'S.
• 46:06
  Nobody wants to bring me to fucking Wise.
• 46:09
  Nobody wants to bring me to 5. Damn safe.
• 46:13
  Wow. Hey guys, that bullshit.
• 46:22
  The lead up to the scream of Safeway is awesome.
• 46:26
  It's like he's. It's like.
• 46:29
  Like. I don't know.
• 46:31
  I just what I did. Sam is like, I would listen to
• 46:34
  one line, Dave said. Transcribe it the old fashioned
• 46:37
  way, right? Write it in.
• 46:38
  Yeah. And then go back and listen to
• 46:41
  it. And what I realized at a certain
• 46:43
  point is this is I added a lot more of this is bullshit because
• 46:47
  it felt like it. Belonged.
• 46:49
  There. Right, right.
• 46:51
  Yeah. Otherwise, it's exactly what he
• 46:54
  said, but I added maybe five more.
• 46:56
  This is bullshit. Well.
• 46:58
  So Max, this is this is exactly what I'm saying with you.
• 47:02
  This is exactly what I mean when you when I say that you can use
• 47:05
  AI and not be like, you know, complete slop like this is
• 47:09
  actually a creative. Well, yeah, I like for a
• 47:12
  throwaway making a joke out of a Dave video, I'll use AI, you
• 47:16
  know, like. Yeah.
• 47:18
  But unlike Johnny Fox, I'm not going to release a whole AI
• 47:21
  album and then pretend I didn't. Yeah, well, Johnny.
• 47:27
  Fox, how's it working out getting that on Apple?
• 47:29
  Fucking Johnny, you dumbass. Well.
• 47:35
  On that, I'm trying to get an AI album on fucking Apple as his
• 47:39
  debut. Good luck.
• 47:41
  Well, on that note, Johnny's one of Johnny's negative reviews of
• 47:47
  my books got like deleted. So that was that was fun.
• 47:57
  I mean AI can make decent sound and shit and like so like in
• 48:01
  this case it's funny because of the source material, but like
• 48:06
  they can't really make a funny song on their own.
• 48:09
  It won't be funny, it'll just be weird.
• 48:11
  No, not. No, not at all.
• 48:14
  So. But can they make a catchy song?
• 48:18
  Oh yeah, it's just pattern recognition music theory.
• 48:21
  It's not that hard. Yeah.
• 48:23
  No, here's the trick. Can they make a good catchy song
• 48:28
  with polyrhythms? I bet you not yet, because most
• 48:33
  pop music, just about all of it is monorrhythmic.
• 48:40
  Yeah, yeah, a good a good song like Bleed by Meshuga.
• 48:44
  You're not going to get something like that out of an AI
• 48:47
  yet. Speaking of Speaking of pop
• 48:50
  music or you're. Going to want something 44
• 48:53
  verse, chorus verse, maybe a breakdown popping lyrics.
• 48:57
  Like it's really easy to get AI to make the the best AI stuff is
• 49:01
  going to be the most formulaic song in any genre.
• 49:05
  Well, yeah, the best part is people are going to start
• 49:08
  realizing once again, because it happens about once a generation,
• 49:12
  just how inorganic and synthetic and forced popular music tends
• 49:19
  to be. Yeah, it's like, ah, this all
• 49:22
  sounds like it's. Still good at doing it in 10
• 49:25
  seconds. Right.
• 49:25
  So this all sounds like AI. Well, why do you think that is?
• 49:29
  Yeah, it was easy for people to transition from one to the other
• 49:33
  for most pop music. But then then, you know, more
• 49:37
  discerning subgenres like metal and like parts of hip hop and
• 49:42
  jazz and stuff. They're like, this is like, AI
• 49:45
  is not going to replace the stuff that we, I don't know
• 49:48
  about jazz. It could go either way.
• 49:50
  Well, it won't get a lot of the, IT won't hit a lot of the solo
• 49:55
  and and the more complex bits you can get with air and spring,
• 50:02
  you know, the drum beats, I'm sure it's kind of nailed just
• 50:04
  fine, but that's largely kind of in the background with jazz
• 50:08
  anyway. I specifically tried to get it
• 50:10
  to make a lo fi punk song with the the dead lesbian I I took
• 50:16
  what she said and her wife and I made a song with it but I
• 50:19
  couldn't get it to do anything but like really clean modern
• 50:23
  sounding. I specifically said lo fi.
• 50:25
  I want some fuzz, give it like a vintage filter like something
• 50:29
  and it refused to do anything like low 5 home.
• 50:32
  For me, it'll be interesting is to see if the modding scene and
• 50:37
  by that I mean mod tracks would be able to get in on this
• 50:41
  because that's you know that that you can effectively do with
• 50:45
  text you know mod files you can store is ASCII.
• 50:51
  That sounds like my good weekend.
• 50:53
  Thank you about. This Craig, I have an idea for a
• 50:56
  game that I think could sell well, but I can't code for shit.
• 50:59
  You ready? Make sure.
• 51:03
  Cops beating hippies. Rogue Light.
• 51:06
  So a guy you may know or know of Wild goose.
• 51:14
  So Bats and I are acquainted with him.
• 51:17
  He was making the Killdozer simulator.
• 51:22
  I've seen this and it's fucking awesome.
• 51:24
  Yes. Right.
• 51:27
  That is a hop, skip and a jump away.
• 51:31
  All you have to do is like swap out the bulldozer with a cop
• 51:35
  car. Yeah.
• 51:36
  And then put some put like put some different colors on the on
• 51:40
  the weird people standing out on the road on the simulator.
• 51:44
  Well I was thinking more along the lines of like you ever play
• 51:48
  Crimson Land on PC? No.
• 51:53
  Like a top down shooter but the but in in like vampire survivor
• 51:58
  ZI guess where you're constantly upgrading your firepower but all
• 52:01
  the weapons would be based on cops.
• 52:03
  Right, so a rogue light A. Rogue light.
• 52:06
  That's what I said. Oh, sorry.
• 52:10
  OK, top down Rd. light where your cops beating hippies?
• 52:13
  Yeah, it's a pretty simple concept and I think one could
• 52:15
  take it to market in like a couple weeks, make a nice
• 52:18
  thumbnail and actually sell some of it.
• 52:20
  Probably. So yeah, that that would be.
• 52:26
  Speaking of Speaking of hippies and whatnot, Bo and I were kind
• 52:31
  of talking at the beginning of the show.
• 52:35
  Apparently, Billie Eilish decided to pull a Marlon Brando
• 52:41
  and she said that she's living on stolen land and apparently a
• 52:50
  a law firm in LA has decided to help evict her from her pro
• 52:58
  bono. Pro bono from her LA.
• 53:04
  For LA. Mansion, yeah.
• 53:07
  And I know Moore had some had some stuff to say on this.
• 53:14
  So I don't know if you're still if you're still there though Sir
• 53:18
  or if you're in a net. The the the law firm should take
• 53:22
  it as far as they can. Honestly, if they're going to
• 53:25
  fucking be virtue signalling assholes, they should put they
• 53:28
  should push it. I don't like that it's a
• 53:33
  precedent. You guys realize that part,
• 53:35
  right? It might work on Billy Eilish,
• 53:38
  but then it'll immediately be used on you, yeah.
• 53:44
  Don't ever do anything, guys, because it might get used on you
• 53:48
  later to ignore the fact that they'll do everything they want
• 53:51
  to you now, but we can't do things.
• 53:55
  Boys, I'm not going to be a. Take that bitch's house, but
• 54:00
  here. Here's what.
• 54:04
  I think should happen. I think they should do it.
• 54:09
  I think they should do it and then lose an appeals.
• 54:11
  I think that'll be even funnier. Yeah.
• 54:15
  I'm not going to be a fucking moron and stroke myself off
• 54:20
  after winning an award. No, no one's illegal at stolen
• 54:25
  land. How about shut the fuck up,
• 54:27
  accept your award and fuck off, bitch?
• 54:31
  Well, I I'm just disappointed that she's not even doing
• 54:35
  anything original. She's not even doing anything
• 54:38
  original I guess. What an unoriginal thing to say,
• 54:41
  right? At this point in time you
• 54:43
  couldn't get a more like brain rot lefty NPC meme if you
• 54:48
  fucking tried. And then contrast that of course
• 54:50
  with my homie Jelly Roll up there preaching Jesus's word at
• 54:55
  the Grammys, saying I know that they're not going to like this,
• 54:58
  but fuck them. Yeah, that, yeah, that was, that
• 55:03
  was great, yeah. Shout out to Jelly Roll.
• 55:07
  What? What was what was that?
• 55:08
  That Ricky, do you know you said thank you God, thank your family
• 55:12
  and fuck off. Yeah, yeah, Jelly.
• 55:16
  Jelly roll he He might have thanked his God a bit more than
• 55:19
  that, but who cares at this? Point.
• 55:20
  That's fine. Grandstand for their 'cause.
• 55:23
  I'd like I'd like to point out you haven't seen Ricky Gervais
• 55:27
  at any award shows since then. Because he pissed off.
• 55:32
  Because he pissed off Paddle World.
• 55:34
  Well, and the other thing with Jelly Roll you got to understand
• 55:37
  is he could have said a lot of shit.
• 55:39
  This man has worked fucking hard to get where he is and he lost
• 55:43
  all that weight, passed away year and a half or so.
• 55:45
  But like, besides that, I knew him.
• 55:47
  He was a fucking felon, bro, and he was cut.
• 55:50
  He was just barely making it as an underground rapper.
• 55:53
  He's blown up, taking the whole world by storm with his music.
• 55:56
  He could get up there and be a cocky little bitch like the rest
• 55:59
  of these celebrities, like Billy Eyelash over there who's a
• 56:02
  fucking hack with with their fucking cat in a blender voice,
• 56:06
  but not in a whisper singing. Oh, that's really impressive,
• 56:09
  dude. You can.
• 56:10
  Whisper. Sing I'm so I'm proud, but no
• 56:13
  Jelly Roll has worked his fucking ass off to get that
• 56:16
  nomination in that award and all he had to say was thank Jesus
• 56:20
  and you guys should look to God. Was was was.
• 56:25
  It wasn't Max, Had I known that whisper singing would have been
• 56:29
  a thing. Like I could have, I could have
• 56:33
  done. I could have made a career out
• 56:35
  of that years ago. So could no you.
• 56:37
  Couldn't Sam because you don't have titties?
• 56:41
  Facts. Well, that that damn it, that's.
• 56:44
  That like he's you say that like he's not 5050 Happy Meals away.
• 56:51
  I. OK, but then they still don't
• 56:54
  want to see those titties. That's that's also true,
• 56:59
  although. Depends on how they are
• 57:01
  advertised. Yeah, my boy.
• 57:06
  We heard it, Sam breaking. We're breaking ground here.
• 57:09
  Sam's got to get a breast augmentation for the show.
• 57:20
  Need a couple? Double DS on Sam.
• 57:23
  He's not trans though. Why would you assume that?
• 57:27
  Fucking bigots. It's 'cause we need ratings.
• 57:33
  No. Go get the fucking follow up,
• 57:35
  motherfuckers. You know what we need to do,
• 57:37
  Sam, is we need to get you one of those fake boob bras to put
• 57:41
  on to like act like you felt you followed through all this
• 57:44
  advice. No, what, no, what we, what we
• 57:48
  need to do is more instead of instead of screaming at all
• 57:53
  these only fans girls on Twitter, you need to invite them
• 57:56
  on the show and then you can. Scream goth girls, sorry.
• 58:01
  I'm the fucking best Stiller at the end of dodgeball.
• 58:07
  And then you and then you can scream at them on air more.
• 58:11
  It'll be like, it'll be like whatever that podcast is.
• 58:17
  So Oh yeah, whatever. So.
• 58:21
  I mean, we could totally have cripples screaming at dumb
• 58:26
  women. Would actually be a pretty good
• 58:29
  podcast. Now they think about we can
• 58:31
  invite Ricky Berwick on. Right, but but the problem is
• 58:37
  the problem there is Ricky would join the the Broads.
• 58:42
  That's OK, that who else could we get for the cripple yelling
• 58:47
  at Dumb Hoe Show? Well, I there's not too many.
• 58:55
  Based cripple men out there huh? Hornswoggle to do it.
• 59:00
  Nope. No.
• 59:01
  Well. More cripples are on the fucking
• 59:03
  walk. More yeah, power midgets is
• 59:05
  crippled more. What are you fucking bracist
• 59:08
  against midgets? No, no, he, no, he's Highness.
• 59:15
  He, he's Highness next. Get it right?
• 59:19
  That explains if you're if you're if you're not at least
• 59:22
  yay tall, you can't you can't be on the show that's.
• 59:25
  True. Also also.
• 59:30
  It's not even a high bar because you guys are in wheelchairs.
• 59:33
  So that's. Fair.
• 59:35
  Yeah. You're like, you got to be yay
• 59:37
  tall. It can't actually be all that
• 59:40
  outrageous of an ask. Well, well, that well, that's
• 59:44
  The thing is, is people think that Moore and I rode short, but
• 59:47
  no, we're just sitting we're I'm just.
• 59:49
  It's not like we're asking people six with here Max.
• 59:53
  Well, it's true. Everybody could see for
• 59:55
  themselves that obviously Sam's a Chad alpha and Moore is a
• 1:00:00
  robot, so he's like 7 foot 3. Yeah.
• 1:00:11
  And then? The servos and stuff, you know?
• 1:00:16
  Well, and then and then I. Don't know, ask the engineer.
• 1:00:18
  He's the one that does engineering.
• 1:00:20
  I just know that robots to be tall.
• 1:00:27
  What? There's rockets and robots.
• 1:00:29
  Why I Why I why I would imagine that.
• 1:00:32
  I would imagine that more that more of this is pretty.
• 1:00:36
  It's pretty tall. Look, Max, there's rockets and
• 1:00:39
  robots. There's super bees and his.
• 1:00:41
  Prime Directive is to shame only fans girls.
• 1:00:46
  Well, he sometimes gets sidetracked.
• 1:00:49
  He's not going to fight on that, does he?
• 1:00:52
  Can't confirm. Come on man, nobody's real.
• 1:00:57
  Well, well, sometimes, like, yeah, well, well, I don't know
• 1:01:04
  if Marthas gets sidetracked very often.
• 1:01:10
  Oh no, he does. If he's, if he's, if they're not
• 1:01:15
  an only fans girl, he'll say something kind.
• 1:01:22
  Can't confirm. Well, well, that, well, that's
• 1:01:25
  just called. That's just called being a
• 1:01:27
  gentleman, Max. Well, not sometimes.
• 1:01:30
  Sometimes it's not very gentlemanly.
• 1:01:33
  Sounds like he has a particular casino over there.
• 1:01:40
  So. But it's not unkind.
• 1:01:44
  It's just not very gentlemanly. Sam, you know how it be.
• 1:01:49
  I I do if. You be like that.
• 1:01:53
  Yes, it do. It do be it do be like that.
• 1:01:58
  Well, those. Pixels out here defending free
• 1:02:01
  speech now, and I'm just like it.
• 1:02:03
  Do be like that, Mister Stancil. Also, apparently I I have no
• 1:02:13
  idea who I have no, I have no idea who that chick that they
• 1:02:20
  had. Oh, I can't, I can't remember
• 1:02:27
  any, any of these influencer names.
• 1:02:30
  That's a good thing. Yeah, that one, that one
• 1:02:33
  influencer who is totally relatable but immediately
• 1:02:36
  replaceable. Yeah, we know who you're talking
• 1:02:38
  about. Yeah, the one the one who Emily
• 1:02:40
  I guess got her actual actually voiced the herself on the on the
• 1:02:49
  show. Fuck, yeah.
• 1:02:55
  I I can't remember. I can't, I can't remember why I
• 1:03:00
  was going with it. AF crappy famous alleged wife
• 1:03:04
  killer is in the Epstein files Sam.
• 1:03:09
  That's just, it's funny. That.
• 1:03:12
  You know, all I could think is him saying, Emily, you can't say
• 1:03:17
  that. I'm going to have to fire you
• 1:03:19
  from this show, Emily. But he's just talking all about
• 1:03:25
  R&S populations. Well, I mean, I think I think I
• 1:03:31
  know. I think I know where J FS dead
• 1:03:33
  wife went. Maybe.
• 1:03:37
  Maybe that's a little too dark though.
• 1:03:40
  I don't know if that island was open all the time.
• 1:03:43
  He let her wander off into the forest like you do with a dog
• 1:03:46
  that is dying of cancer. That's at least what you tell
• 1:03:49
  the child. Yeah.
• 1:03:53
  Yes, yes, We took him to the we took, we took Mama JF to the
• 1:03:59
  retard preserve where she could be taken care of with all the
• 1:04:03
  other retards. She had to be with her own kind.
• 1:04:06
  You see, It's basically the story he told.
• 1:04:11
  He might as. Well have said that your
• 1:04:13
  goldfish is in goldfish heaven. Yeah.
• 1:04:16
  Oh, oh, Max, did you hear that? Did you hear that?
• 1:04:20
  I, I suppose I should cover this.
• 1:04:22
  Rush Limbaugh was mentioned in the Epstein files as was, as was
• 1:04:28
  Glenn Beck. Basically, it was an exchange
• 1:04:36
  between Epstein and one of his affiliates who was like, man, I
• 1:04:41
  I hate having to converse with people who like Rush Limbaugh
• 1:04:46
  and Glenn Beck. That sounds like a pretty good
• 1:04:49
  endorsement. That that, that was it.
• 1:04:51
  That was it basically. And and the and everyone I love
• 1:04:54
  what left was like, Oh my God, Rush was mentioned in the
• 1:04:58
  Epstein files. We got them and it's like.
• 1:05:02
  They're distracting you from the lizard man files, I'm telling
• 1:05:05
  you, you got to be some. Have you searched the files for
• 1:05:09
  the key phrase PDF? I was searching for anything to
• 1:05:14
  do with reptilians. Oh, you're looking.
• 1:05:19
  No, no, no. You see, you've used the wrong
• 1:05:21
  keyword. You searched for Raelians?
• 1:05:25
  Yeah, but they're not. That's a bullshit.
• 1:05:27
  I know I. Don't.
• 1:05:29
  That is Raelian propaganda, Craig.
• 1:05:33
  I mean, these files were very clearly forged by Grok.
• 1:05:40
  True. Well, I you see, I I don't, I
• 1:05:43
  don't think so. I don't think it was Grok.
• 1:05:45
  I think they brought back Tay and they had it try to talk with
• 1:05:51
  with Gemini and it couldn't fucking use it either.
• 1:05:56
  Want to use it like everyone else?
• 1:05:57
  We can't, we can't even believe any of the conspiracies because
• 1:06:01
  4 Chan is an Epstein op. Well, at least B, possibly B,
• 1:06:09
  but at least B. It's not what I heard.
• 1:06:16
  It's almost like. It's almost like you should have
• 1:06:20
  never trusted the people in charge unconditionally to begin
• 1:06:24
  with, dummy. Right.
• 1:06:27
  What a shocking What a shocking concept.
• 1:06:31
  Yeah, they might be a weirdo and fuck kids or something.
• 1:06:35
  I I still find it funny that I still find it like funny that
• 1:06:39
  Epstein got banned off Xbox Live.
• 1:06:42
  Like I like I that's that's the real story.
• 1:06:46
  Here is what exactly did. Well, that's.
• 1:06:50
  We'll think about it. He got banned in 2013 and he
• 1:06:54
  tried to at least help fund Gamergate in 2014.
• 1:07:01
  You see, in the failed, he tried to have gamers rise up 'cause he
• 1:07:05
  got banned off Xbox Live. That that might be the only base
• 1:07:12
  thing that he's ever done. And it's and it's completely
• 1:07:15
  selfish reasons, but you know what?
• 1:07:18
  Like that's the same thing. He he helped fund 4 Chan.
• 1:07:20
  That's true. So he gave.
• 1:07:23
  JF Money, that's true. But he wasn't our guy.
• 1:07:27
  He fucked little kids. No, that's no.
• 1:07:30
  He, he, he. Doesn't matter how much he
• 1:07:32
  wanted to be our guy, he wasn't. He trafficked minors.
• 1:07:36
  He's if he's your guy, you belong in jail.
• 1:07:43
  He was a wannabe. Well, also he said that the he
• 1:07:48
  said that Bill Clinton was the reason why the economic collapse
• 1:07:53
  of O8 happened, not George Bush. Are you?
• 1:07:58
  Sure that you're not purity spiraling, Max?
• 1:08:03
  Yeah, you're right. We should, we should weigh as
• 1:08:07
  like what good did he do versus all the bad?
• 1:08:11
  You know, OK. And you're right As compared to
• 1:08:13
  what? Like is is he good as compared
• 1:08:16
  to a version of him that didn't? Have a pedophile?
• 1:08:19
  Island, yes. Obviously.
• 1:08:24
  But is he? Yeah.
• 1:08:26
  And it's like, did he do more than other pedophiles for causes
• 1:08:29
  that you believe in? Yeah.
• 1:08:31
  And the answer is probably yes. And here's an argument.
• 1:08:34
  Here's an argument. Have any of us killed a
• 1:08:37
  pedophile? I have.
• 1:08:40
  Not it's on the To Do List man. OK, well guess who did?
• 1:08:45
  Jeffrey Epstein. That's right.
• 1:08:47
  Yeah, he that's. That's actually a thing that's
• 1:08:51
  actually in question, Sir. That is, that is in question.
• 1:08:55
  Well, but either way, so. Well, OK, people get all hung up
• 1:08:59
  like Jeffrey Epstein, but think about this.
• 1:09:02
  Whether he killed the pedophile or somebody else killed the
• 1:09:06
  pedophile, why are you mad? Good point.
• 1:09:10
  Yeah, he's a dead pedophile. Isn't that a good thing?
• 1:09:17
  No, yeah, I, I, I. Agree with.
• 1:09:21
  I I agree with that, although Tim Poole is like now peddling
• 1:09:26
  this theory that he's like certainly alive or some or
• 1:09:30
  something. Like that.
• 1:09:31
  Oh yeah, he's, he's definitely in Israel.
• 1:09:34
  But but, but of but of course. But of course Mr. Beanie needs
• 1:09:38
  that narrative because just like Candace, he likes to.
• 1:09:42
  He likes to make shit up now. Sam, I realized I'm good at
• 1:09:46
  crazy shit, but I'm always behind the curve.
• 1:09:49
  So this time I'm going to be on top of this.
• 1:09:51
  Jeffrey Epstein is a time traveler in Jew.
• 1:09:56
  See, we already copyrighted time traveling juice.
• 1:09:59
  Thank you Craig, by the way, because I asked Brock, I said
• 1:10:02
  drop you checked the anti semites for me and you tell me
• 1:10:05
  if they came up with any time traveling weather manipulating
• 1:10:09
  Jew theories and he said absolutely not.
• 1:10:13
  So that's original to us. So anybody talking about time
• 1:10:16
  traveling, weather manipulating Jews owes us royalties?
• 1:10:21
  So, so so Candace. Owes us Owes us royalties then.
• 1:10:26
  Not, not yet. Here's why we're.
• 1:10:27
  Jews are not time traveling yet, Sam.
• 1:10:30
  We're trying to get it. Max, since you're part of an
• 1:10:34
  organization that makes less than like $260,000 a year or
• 1:10:38
  whatever the hell it is. So I only know this because the
• 1:10:41
  first patent I filed was private, not through the
• 1:10:44
  university. So it's funny, we paid 63, the
• 1:10:49
  three of us paid 60 bucks because together we're all poor.
• 1:10:52
  So because I think that still covers all of us here, unless
• 1:10:55
  Sam is secretly hiding a billion dollars, you can go and file.
• 1:11:02
  You can go file the. Time travelling, weather
• 1:11:05
  manipulating Jews. I'm at the very least gonna make
• 1:11:08
  that the name of an album. So what you need to do is create
• 1:11:12
  a product that you're gonna put out there and then register the
• 1:11:16
  trademark. So he could put that little R in
• 1:11:18
  a circle after it and own that shit.
• 1:11:22
  And then when inevitably Candace Owens decides to take her dumb
• 1:11:27
  ass ideology and combine it with Ali Alexander's personal belief
• 1:11:32
  that he can travel through time, you will have your time
• 1:11:37
  travelling super Jew moment to pounce.
• 1:11:42
  At that point. At that point, the lawyer will
• 1:11:44
  travel back from the future to help you processes.
• 1:11:47
  Why working against the Jews if you think they control
• 1:11:51
  everything is so fucking stupid? Because.
• 1:11:54
  Nobody, nobody believes more in Jews and they're world
• 1:11:58
  dominating superpowers than people who fucking hate them.
• 1:12:01
  Yeah. Being able.
• 1:12:03
  To fucking figure out the best way to make money off of the
• 1:12:06
  dumb shit you say about Jews is a Jewish superpower and has been
• 1:12:10
  proven through history, Sam. That that is true.
• 1:12:15
  Nobody has made more money off of anti-Semitism than Jews.
• 1:12:19
  Yes. Oh.
• 1:12:20
  Sure, you got some white nationalists that'll get enough
• 1:12:22
  money to like, buy a house and they feel good about it.
• 1:12:25
  But look at the ACLU. Well, but look at.
• 1:12:29
  Look at the. The.
• 1:12:31
  Look at the anti defamation league, Look at the southern
• 1:12:33
  poverty line. They're making bank off
• 1:12:36
  anti-Semitism. Yeah.
• 1:12:40
  And we need to get in on that, Sam.
• 1:12:43
  Well, although. They're not on the ZOG Council,
• 1:12:45
  man. Well, though also like a lot of
• 1:12:48
  these a lot of these anti semites, I some of them also are
• 1:12:53
  afraid of like getting out it as like secret as like secretly
• 1:12:58
  Jewish. We actually talked about that
• 1:12:59
  last week. If I'm if I if I remember
• 1:13:04
  correctly. I know and it's like, wait a
• 1:13:07
  minute, if you're secretly Jewish, you know that means you
• 1:13:11
  could be just a part of this conspiracy, right?
• 1:13:15
  You don't have to fight it. You don't have to ruin your life
• 1:13:18
  talking shit on the end like you.
• 1:13:20
  If you're a Jewish anti semite you could probably just be like
• 1:13:24
  yo. Fuck man, at that point you
• 1:13:26
  should just go ahead and participate so you can tell
• 1:13:29
  everyone from the inside. This is what I saw.
• 1:13:32
  This is what I did. If you're not Jewish secretly
• 1:13:37
  you can convert Sam. So I this is I premise less
• 1:13:43
  antibody everywhere guys if you can't beat them.
• 1:13:49
  Join them well. This is what I can beat them
• 1:13:54
  out, compete them what? We have delicious potato
• 1:13:57
  pancakes on this side. We do.
• 1:14:00
  It's true. Lot keys are amazing.
• 1:14:02
  Yeah, lot keys are amazing. So.
• 1:14:08
  So you. Got to avoid those like lefty
• 1:14:10
  juice, but even Jews know that. Yeah.
• 1:14:13
  Yeah. Fuck them, seriously, they ruin
• 1:14:17
  it for everyone else and I. By everyone else I mean
• 1:14:20
  everyone, not just Jews. Yeah.
• 1:14:24
  We talked about kicking Jews out of different places.
• 1:14:26
  What they found was a bunch of lefty Jews, like, yeah, but
• 1:14:31
  you're also Jewish. Like, yeah, I'm out with him.
• 1:14:33
  Fuck that guy. Too bad you're out.
• 1:14:35
  Yeah. I mean, that's not how you keep
• 1:14:37
  Jews around. I don't know if I don't know if
• 1:14:40
  you any of you guys caught this, but necro rapper, big big fan of
• 1:14:45
  know kind of well, he did an interview with one of the big
• 1:14:49
  hip hop like, you know, like shoot interviews, like for
• 1:14:53
  wrestling. They do that for hip hop, right?
• 1:14:56
  And he pointed out that because he's from Brooklyn and he's
• 1:14:59
  Jewish, but because like he's like people keep saying like,
• 1:15:03
  oh, you're Jewish, so it should be easy for you to blow up.
• 1:15:06
  He's like, no, you don't understand.
• 1:15:08
  I'm not. One of those.
• 1:15:11
  Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, in the hip hop
• 1:15:12
  world, you get it. He's like, he's like, you don't
• 1:15:15
  understand. I'm not one of those Jews.
• 1:15:18
  I'm from the streets. I'm right wing.
• 1:15:20
  I'm not one of those. Jews like they hate me.
• 1:15:24
  As much as they hate anybody. Else so like Matisyahu used to
• 1:15:28
  be. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:30
  He's not like he's. Only until Matisyahu shaved,
• 1:15:33
  which was weird. The liberal New York reformed
• 1:15:36
  you or whatever. They don't like his kind because
• 1:15:39
  he's more like, yeah, his uncle did heroin.
• 1:15:44
  Right. That's that's literally the name
• 1:15:47
  of one of their songs. My uncle did heroin.
• 1:15:52
  Was it kosher? Different, different stratas of
• 1:15:55
  New York society. You know, was was the heroin
• 1:15:58
  kosher? Because this is.
• 1:16:00
  I must have been look Uncle How I Met Uncle Howie before he did
• 1:16:03
  heroin to death and he was the greatest crackhead I've ever
• 1:16:07
  met. RIP Uncle Howie.
• 1:16:10
  Seriously like I'm not even kidding you.
• 1:16:13
  He was a genuinely sweet man that had drug.
• 1:16:15
  Problems. That's unfortunate.
• 1:16:18
  Yeah, yeah, that, that. He loved music and he loved
• 1:16:22
  getting high, and he decided that he really didn't give a
• 1:16:26
  fuck about anything else. And like, hard not to sort of
• 1:16:30
  respect that in a way. You know, at a certain level
• 1:16:33
  that'll keep you out of trouble. Yeah, well, it got him in all
• 1:16:37
  kind of trouble because he like. In high.
• 1:16:39
  Of other varieties. Uncle Howie, Uncle Howie will
• 1:16:46
  get high. Silver Linings though, right?
• 1:16:53
  Yeah, I made some great music though for his his nephews and
• 1:16:57
  stuff and like literally IA random fan of them call him
• 1:17:01
  Uncle Howie. So he at least left it.
• 1:17:03
  He's a crackhead with a legacy guys.
• 1:17:07
  How many people can say that? Not well, not, not not many, not
• 1:17:13
  many people who who haven't even done drugs can say that.
• 1:17:17
  And so he's added the curb. I mean I've taken Tylenol and
• 1:17:21
  Advil. Well, that, that's, that's
• 1:17:25
  hardcore, hardcore dude. All the chicks he'd pull back in
• 1:17:30
  the day and so any in cells out there.
• 1:17:32
  This man was a toothless crackhead who never had a job in
• 1:17:35
  his life and he was getting placed.
• 1:17:37
  So I don't know what your in cell problem is but maybe get
• 1:17:40
  your shit together. Probably the fact that they have
• 1:17:43
  shit to do, like a job they don't get to spend all their
• 1:17:45
  time practicing. I think you could still get low.
• 1:17:49
  I know guys with jobs. That aren't exact sorry, I'm
• 1:17:52
  just giving an excuse so they can perpetuate their shit
• 1:17:54
  lifestyle. Well, I was about to say, I was
• 1:17:56
  about to say, I was about to say Uncle Howie.
• 1:17:59
  Obviously he was a gig of Chad who had a bunch of money and was
• 1:18:03
  6 foot 2. That's right, he wasn't.
• 1:18:07
  A He wasn't a. Short Jewish crackhead with no
• 1:18:10
  job? That's impossible.
• 1:18:12
  He must have been a short. Jewish.
• 1:18:14
  He must have been. A-22 troubles for the podcast
• 1:18:17
  can get play able body. People have no, no excuse.
• 1:18:21
  Gentlemen, there is a list of heights that's out there now
• 1:18:25
  with different tiers to it. Hold on, let me find this shit.
• 1:18:29
  Fuck. I'm.
• 1:18:31
  Probably not on that bell curve to be honest.
• 1:18:34
  No, you're, you're I. I guarantee you you're on the
• 1:18:36
  list. 65 that usually they don't include me on a bell curve.
• 1:18:41
  You're you're on the list. Because we're because over 6, I
• 1:18:45
  think it's over six, 3 is like .1% or something of the
• 1:18:49
  population. Well, let me let me help you out
• 1:18:51
  there over 6 three is one of the categories.
• 1:18:54
  Yeah, yeah. But but it's, it's always broad
• 1:18:59
  like that because like, yeah, sure there's 6-8 guys, but
• 1:19:02
  there's one of them in a fucking 22 or 10 million or something
• 1:19:05
  like that. There it is.
• 1:19:10
  So dude, height chart. I very rarely like at 65I very
• 1:19:15
  rarely see somebody my height or even close to it in public
• 1:19:19
  image. It's very rare, like and and and
• 1:19:22
  when big guys, when we see each other, we make note of it too.
• 1:19:25
  Here you go, I just throw it into the the DM group.
• 1:19:30
  I. Want someone?
• 1:19:31
  Else that's not here, Sam, that's your Sam's the big
• 1:19:34
  producer chair on the Wednesday show.
• 1:19:38
  People don't know that, Sam. You produce your own shit.
• 1:19:42
  I I do hope. Hope he doesn't produce someone
• 1:19:44
  else's shit. Well, yeah, he produces these
• 1:19:47
  kids. He produces them regularly and
• 1:19:52
  and with great efficiency. The special room specifically
• 1:19:56
  for it. Indeed.
• 1:20:02
  You see the chart. Yeah, what's so dude?
• 1:20:10
  Dude. Height chart so 4.
• 1:20:20
  Foot 4 Foot 5 is Emperor. 4-5 to 411 is a Saturn, 411 to 5 three
• 1:20:27
  is a Minotaur. 54 to 5-6 is a vampire. 57 to 6:00 is a
• 1:20:34
  demigod. Don't know where the fuck they
• 1:20:37
  got that self esteem from six to six. 3 is a Titan Hashtag Titan
• 1:20:43
  master race over here and six three plus is Colossus.
• 1:20:48
  So. Wait, how am IA vampire?
• 1:20:51
  Because like I. Do stuff.
• 1:20:53
  During the. Day stuck.
• 1:20:56
  So hold on, do you measure? From I had to like somebody had
• 1:20:59
  to say that. Do you measure from the bottom
• 1:21:02
  of the wheel to your to the top of your head?
• 1:21:05
  Or do you go from like, do you you find a way to stand yourself
• 1:21:09
  up like hug a door frame? Yeah, usually a hug like a door
• 1:21:15
  frame or. Do you lie down in bed and have
• 1:21:17
  someone get out of tape measure? You just got to.
• 1:21:21
  Usually that yeah, you got to. It's hard.
• 1:21:24
  That is a gentle question. You.
• 1:21:27
  Yeah, usually. Usually I lie down in some
• 1:21:29
  Manhattan has a tape measure, so.
• 1:21:31
  Yeah. Something they tag here?
• 1:21:33
  You're at the end or what? Yeah, I'm so I'm, I'm, I'm 54.
• 1:21:39
  Oh, OK. So.
• 1:21:43
  Yeah, I never realized how seriously short guys take this
• 1:21:47
  shit until like the last couple of years, man.
• 1:21:50
  Yeah, I think they get pissed off about this shit.
• 1:21:53
  Yeah, It's kind of like bald guys, once they realize that I
• 1:21:57
  am 42, I'm a like, there's no Gray.
• 1:22:02
  Like, I got some Gray on my beard.
• 1:22:04
  Yeah. And they're like, oh, well, you
• 1:22:07
  got a receding hairline. I don't know if it's receding.
• 1:22:10
  It hasn't moved in 25 years. So I see it.
• 1:22:13
  I see it the way that George Carlin does, even though my
• 1:22:16
  genetics make it so I'm probably not going to go bald.
• 1:22:19
  I mean, if I stress myself out enough, maybe.
• 1:22:22
  But George Garland's solution is pretty straightforward on this.
• 1:22:25
  You know, people who shaved their head.
• 1:22:26
  What are you doing? Do what I did.
• 1:22:29
  Wait a while. Yeah, well, people keep always
• 1:22:37
  get the people, people who are like, you're lying bald.
• 1:22:40
  And I'm like, no, I'm not. Well, if you are, who cares?
• 1:22:46
  That's kind of the questionnaire.
• 1:22:48
  Yeah. I'm just Neanderthal, so my
• 1:22:51
  forehead is huge. That's what it is.
• 1:22:53
  And you can knock on this. You can hear it.
• 1:22:56
  I'm just a Hersuit Jew so I'm like 3 hairs away from a
• 1:22:59
  caveman. Not.
• 1:23:00
  That that Max. I knew a guy, an undergrad, who
• 1:23:06
  by Ori, he was like age. He was like 23.
• 1:23:11
  He had already gotten his hair had already balded to the point
• 1:23:15
  where he had like the Mr. Burns hair, you know, just wrapped
• 1:23:18
  around from the back. But this guy, but this guy, he,
• 1:23:25
  he went to Med school to do neurophysiology.
• 1:23:29
  This is one of the few people on the planet who was so fucking
• 1:23:33
  smart and articulate and intelligent.
• 1:23:37
  One of the few people on the planet I would trust to use his
• 1:23:39
  own fucking hands to perform a procedure on my brain exposed to
• 1:23:44
  the open air. Fucking smart guy.
• 1:23:48
  Great guy too. What you what?
• 1:23:50
  So what you're talking? Fun fact guys, Sam also on the
• 1:23:54
  list of people Craig would let do a procedure on his brain.
• 1:23:57
  So what what you're telling me is?
• 1:24:01
  What you're telling me because of his books which lengthen your
• 1:24:04
  Dick? That that is true.
• 1:24:07
  And girth in it and give it girth.
• 1:24:10
  I feel like Sam would be gentle. No, he'd be gentile.
• 1:24:16
  True too. You can't hand that kind of joke
• 1:24:18
  to be. Quite listen, I.
• 1:24:24
  Always clipped. I was.
• 1:24:26
  I was searching for like 90 seconds short clips from last
• 1:24:29
  week and I almost clipped us talking about Hebrew hammer but
• 1:24:32
  it would only be funny if I left it like 3 1/2 minutes or
• 1:24:36
  something. Not a good short.
• 1:24:41
  Listen, listen, if, if more, if more or I did surgery, that
• 1:24:45
  would be a bit that would be a bit more worrisome because.
• 1:24:49
  Why would you say that, Sam? Well, cripples and shaky hands
• 1:24:55
  and. And This is why I have tools.
• 1:24:58
  There are instruments. They sit on platforms.
• 1:25:00
  You rest your elbows, you use your wrists.
• 1:25:03
  They have your joints so it's hard to shake them apart.
• 1:25:07
  You're ableist, Sam. Well, Sam in in in an alternate
• 1:25:10
  timeline, young Mort became a a architect person.
• 1:25:23
  Yeah, well. Architect.
• 1:25:25
  I I can, I can totally see that. Yeah, and I think in this
• 1:25:32
  reality, Sam, you're cutting yourself short by saying you
• 1:25:35
  can't be a brain surgeon. Don't limit yourself like I.
• 1:25:39
  No, no, you see, he didn't cut himself short.
• 1:25:41
  He sat down. That was.
• 1:25:43
  I think you could, I think, look, it's apparently it's
• 1:25:48
  pretty easy to get bodies. Jeffrey Epstein's proved that.
• 1:25:52
  So we made you a couple cadavers and have you try out some
• 1:25:57
  surgeries and you see, we'll get Sam real good at brain surgery.
• 1:26:01
  Max, they don't even frown on that kind of shit anymore.
• 1:26:03
  They used to hang people for digging up bodies.
• 1:26:06
  Now they gave them to you before they even go on the ground.
• 1:26:09
  Now they're like, now they're like, hey, we're going to use
• 1:26:12
  celebrity DNA to grow fucking baloney.
• 1:26:17
  Well. God.
• 1:26:20
  You guys want some Ellen Salami? No, I.
• 1:26:26
  Don't remain agnostic, ignorant, and potentially never, never
• 1:26:31
  knowledgeable of what that would ever be.
• 1:26:34
  Do you? Do you?
• 1:26:35
  Do you reckon that Ellen Salami is kosher?
• 1:26:39
  Probably not. They had like, they had like,
• 1:26:42
  they had like Oprah roast beef. Knowing Reform, they'll probably
• 1:26:47
  find some fucking hippie rabbi who will say yes to it, I guess.
• 1:26:53
  Like, you know how like there's the wackiest, like, yeah, they
• 1:26:56
  have like that fucking satanic church that has the woke flag
• 1:26:59
  inside it. Not shit in DC Reform.
• 1:27:03
  Reform Judaism spans the gamut from people who are still
• 1:27:06
  conservative but don't feel like dealing with all the extra shit.
• 1:27:10
  So that level of degenerate blasphemy, like it spans the
• 1:27:16
  whole gamut under just one tent called Reform, which is really
• 1:27:19
  fucking annoying because you can never tell just by someone
• 1:27:22
  saying they're a Reformed Jew what kind of flavor of it you're
• 1:27:26
  going to get. Is it going to be like
• 1:27:27
  wackadoodle? I can either run for the hills.
• 1:27:30
  Or is it going to be like a person in the interview I was
• 1:27:32
  talking about, he's like trying to explain that to these guys
• 1:27:36
  that have no idea about like that kind of stuff because
• 1:27:40
  they're like, but wait, a because they're like street guys
• 1:27:43
  into hip hop, right? And he's like, yeah, but I'm
• 1:27:45
  dealing with the record labels. They're yes, they're all Jewish.
• 1:27:48
  I'm Jewish too. But like, what you don't
• 1:27:50
  understand is they're a type of reformed Jew.
• 1:27:53
  And they're like, but aren't you?
• 1:27:54
  And he's like, what kind of yes. But like, it's, it's a different
• 1:27:58
  thing. That's the thing.
• 1:27:59
  So, so this is something my, my, my mother's grandparents, my
• 1:28:03
  great grandparents told my mother.
• 1:28:05
  Put your kids in a conservative shul.
• 1:28:07
  They'll learn about their history and their culture,
• 1:28:09
  etcetera. And then when they grow up, they
• 1:28:11
  can go to a reform synagogue if they want and not deal with that
• 1:28:14
  shit. So I my say is own the label.
• 1:28:17
  I'm still a conservative Jew. Why I I I'm not gonna call
• 1:28:21
  myself reform even if I end up going to services that are
• 1:28:23
  reformed temple every so often. And that and that's what that's.
• 1:28:26
  What he should do? He calls himself Conservative
• 1:28:29
  Jew, especially when he's trying to explain it to people 'cause
• 1:28:33
  it's just easier. Cause conservative Jews.
• 1:28:35
  I think that the while it's about conserving the faith and
• 1:28:39
  then reform was a reaction to that where they've got more
• 1:28:42
  liberal about things. You know, maybe we shouldn't
• 1:28:44
  have to go over you Saturday. Well, 'cause.
• 1:28:46
  They think you mean Orthodox, and that's not the same.
• 1:28:49
  Thing it's not Conservative Judaism lines up very well with
• 1:28:53
  conservative politics in general, which is hilarious.
• 1:28:57
  It's not the same, but it may as well be.
• 1:28:59
  It's close. I guess it's it's fairly right
• 1:29:04
  leaning. I'm not going to say it's right,
• 1:29:07
  but it's like right leaning and at least our specter over here.
• 1:29:11
  There's still, yeah, there's still some.
• 1:29:14
  We don't like, you know, we don't, we're not going to like
• 1:29:15
  trans our kids, for example, you know, that's that's not
• 1:29:18
  something you're going to see a conservative do do.
• 1:29:21
  They're going to go OK, how do I help my kid get over this shit?
• 1:29:24
  Not going to find too many that are pro abortion either.
• 1:29:27
  No, be fruitful. Multiply is a pretty fucking
• 1:29:31
  clear statement. Yeah.
• 1:29:33
  Oh, but. And thou shalt not kill.
• 1:29:35
  Also pretty fucking clear. Oh, on that, on the subject of
• 1:29:39
  of trending kids and whatnot, though, I guess there was.
• 1:29:45
  Murder. I guess that's not murder.
• 1:29:47
  I guess there's a court is awarding money to someone who is
• 1:29:53
  I guess the transitioning. They, they, they, they got the
• 1:29:59
  chance to sue the doctors that were involved, which is huge,
• 1:30:02
  and the American Plastic Surgeons Society or or whatever.
• 1:30:08
  I think that's the one they have decided to no longer recommend
• 1:30:14
  or effectively permit by by a statement, no longer recommend
• 1:30:18
  trains and kids. So they basically caught up the
• 1:30:22
  Johns Hopkins over a decade ago, over a decade ago, Johns Hopkins
• 1:30:27
  who pioneered those surgeries said we can no longer in good
• 1:30:30
  consciousness or in good conscience.
• 1:30:32
  Rather, we can no longer in conscience continue to perform
• 1:30:36
  these surgeries at John Hopkins. Why do they do that?
• 1:30:39
  Because they found no change in outcome from before and after.
• 1:30:44
  And for a specifics for a given subpopulation, it seemed that
• 1:30:48
  there was a worsening of the of the rate of suicide.
• 1:30:51
  So they said we can't do it. This is over a decade ago.
• 1:30:55
  So now the American Plastics Plastic Surgeon Society or
• 1:31:00
  whatever they've, they've caught up and gone, hey, we can now
• 1:31:05
  it's politically favorable. We have people in charge that
• 1:31:07
  are not nut heads. We can finally agree with what
• 1:31:12
  they found over a decade ago to be the case, that it's not
• 1:31:16
  ethical to do this shit, which is I believe their wording
• 1:31:19
  specifically as it was not ethical, which means that
• 1:31:22
  they've basically damned it. Yeah, well, because, because I I
• 1:31:27
  remember you and Evan and Steve talked about.
• 1:31:30
  We did. This like a a year or so ago the
• 1:31:33
  the the people who pushed these surgeries should be on the hook
• 1:31:38
  to pay for. It's a flagrant violation of, of
• 1:31:45
  their, of their human rights in my opinion.
• 1:31:48
  It's taken advantage of people who are vulnerable and it look,
• 1:31:53
  and it doesn't matter if shrink says that it would make them
• 1:31:56
  feel better because of course they're going to say that.
• 1:31:59
  That's what they told the shrink say.
• 1:32:01
  I get that part, that's fine. But that's part of their therapy
• 1:32:06
  discussion. When it comes to doing surgical
• 1:32:09
  interventions, the surgeon is on the hook for the ethics as well.
• 1:32:13
  And it should be, you know, I think that's one of those things
• 1:32:16
  that should absolutely hit the numbers in favor.
• 1:32:18
  Once again of locking people up. I think that suing him in the
• 1:32:24
  1st place is is the baby. Step forward on that.
• 1:32:28
  But I. Do see this in the next decade.
• 1:32:30
  Huge fallout. I was going to say it in the
• 1:32:33
  larger scheme of things. I feel like ranting kids is
• 1:32:37
  going to end up like a lot of other like trendy things over
• 1:32:41
  the years that turned out bad. I think it's going to be worse
• 1:32:45
  than that because this is Mangal, yeah.
• 1:32:47
  There's going to be severe fallout.
• 1:32:49
  But what I mean is it it's, it's not going to be like a thing we
• 1:32:52
  have going. Forward.
• 1:32:54
  Sure, a lot of. Phasing out already, naturally.
• 1:32:57
  Yes, what I'm what I'm subtly suggesting is that it's kind of
• 1:33:02
  I'm not trying to make to draw the direct comparison here, but
• 1:33:05
  I think that it bears well, we have a.
• 1:33:08
  Portion of a generation that this effects for sure.
• 1:33:11
  So right, I, what I'm suggesting I'm not going to think of so
• 1:33:14
  subtly is that this is on the scale and, and severity of the
• 1:33:20
  medical experiments performed during the Holocaust.
• 1:33:23
  And I, I do feel like this is one of those things where it is,
• 1:33:26
  it is truly gruesome that a population of, of I'm not, I'm
• 1:33:31
  not going to just say confuse children because I'm not going
• 1:33:33
  to assert that on them, but children who are in a vulnerable
• 1:33:36
  state and suggestible, if you look at the numbers on it, how
• 1:33:40
  is that 1/3 of these kids are autistic?
• 1:33:43
  Well, I can tell you how it's because they are susceptible.
• 1:33:45
  A third of them diagnosed, by the way, not just right 'cause
• 1:33:49
  there there's potentially way more than that.
• 1:33:52
  Now, to be fair, to be fair, this comes on the back edge of a
• 1:33:58
  cohort that was very into self diagnosis.
• 1:34:02
  So with that grain of salt tossed in, I will say that a 1/3
• 1:34:07
  diagnosis of autism is still probably underselling it.
• 1:34:12
  It's probably higher, yeah. Well, because yeah, well, and I
• 1:34:16
  mean, autism too has also kind of gotten like a wrap of, you
• 1:34:22
  know, kids just like self diagnosing now and saying I
• 1:34:25
  think I'm autistic. Right.
• 1:34:28
  That's been going on since the lateral days.
• 1:34:30
  Internet. Colloquially they are, but
• 1:34:34
  that's a different thing from a diagnosis.
• 1:34:36
  Yeah, well, well, yeah. For anybody watching, of course,
• 1:34:40
  you're probably Internet autistic, but are you actually
• 1:34:43
  autistic? Probably not.
• 1:34:45
  Here's the thing. Like people tell me that I'm
• 1:34:48
  autistic and then it's like, OK. But I know.
• 1:34:51
  People in the eyes. I fucking have social skills.
• 1:34:55
  So This is why they call it a spectrum.
• 1:34:57
  Who the fuck did not change their God damn smoke detector?
• 1:35:04
  God. I heard it, Van.
• 1:35:07
  Did you just goon alarm? That wasn't a smoke detector,
• 1:35:11
  buddy. Oh, it's so kind.
• 1:35:15
  Of This is the infamous This is the infamous Steve rape whistle.
• 1:35:19
  Oh, OK. I thought it was some kind of
• 1:35:20
  Jewish, you know. Ritual.
• 1:35:24
  It is, he just said. It's the Steve rape ritual.
• 1:35:28
  Get with it. So this is this is a holdover
• 1:35:34
  that I have in my hand from printing out a bunch of
• 1:35:36
  different variation of whistles just for the fuck of it, because
• 1:35:39
  I was dialing in a printer setting, which is my excuse for
• 1:35:42
  printing out shit that's not doesn't have a function use.
• 1:35:46
  But part of my thought process was I could just go downtown and
• 1:35:50
  these these morons have the most hackable system in the world for
• 1:35:53
  the little whistling, the little whistle and run things.
• 1:35:56
  So you just go down, down. You just roll down the window
• 1:35:59
  and blow a whistle and roll the fucker rack up and I just wait
• 1:36:02
  to see all people topping out of stores looking around for ice.
• 1:36:06
  But thankfully I don't live in a city where that's really a major
• 1:36:09
  issue. Yeah, I know.
• 1:36:10
  I was going to say it might not be as amusing.
• 1:36:12
  Where where where you and I are are crap it.
• 1:36:16
  Is it is a fair strategy though? You know, it's like, it's like
• 1:36:21
  turning on the lights so you see where all the roaches go.
• 1:36:24
  Yeah. Well, as a comparison, this is
• 1:36:28
  another whistle I had. That's more.
• 1:36:31
  Geez. But I think.
• 1:36:34
  On the on the autism thing, there's another factor in all of
• 1:36:37
  this with the transing and the autism in the in the youth in
• 1:36:40
  general is the pandemic. Like I have seen myself.
• 1:36:45
  First of all, the numbers about kids reading are atrocious.
• 1:36:50
  Atrocious. That's that's fucking pissed me
• 1:36:53
  off. And I can tell you why.
• 1:36:56
  I can tell you from experience, because I have a child that
• 1:36:58
  literally started school during the pandemic, they had the kids
• 1:37:02
  in masks. It's really hard to even
• 1:37:05
  articulate. You know, it's tough to learn
• 1:37:08
  how to make words when you can't see somebody's fucking mouth.
• 1:37:13
  Yeah, well. And so a lot of these kids, they
• 1:37:16
  were locked up during the pandemic with their iPad and
• 1:37:22
  that's the younger generation. I don't it's hard to even
• 1:37:25
  measure where like teenagers and early 20 somethings are because
• 1:37:29
  their entire social time for many of us where they're
• 1:37:33
  developing as a person, they were under a pandemic lockdown.
• 1:37:38
  Yeah. And even when we lifted it, it
• 1:37:42
  was still like a dream world for a while where you didn't know
• 1:37:46
  what you were allowed to do, where you were allowed to go,
• 1:37:48
  for these kids especially. Yeah.
• 1:37:52
  I think that autism isn't just the only answer for trans and
• 1:37:55
  kids. For some of them, it seemed like
• 1:37:57
  an out. Boredom.
• 1:38:00
  I mean, there's a lot of positive attention you could
• 1:38:02
  get. Yeah, no, absolutely,
• 1:38:07
  absolutely. Well, I, I, I remember too in,
• 1:38:10
  in regards to into the pandemic. And this is, this is funny, but
• 1:38:16
  also sad. But I remember, I remember
• 1:38:18
  reading that like deaf people had a particularly hard time
• 1:38:23
  during the during the pandemic. Because, well, they usually do
• 1:38:32
  lip reading, right? Yeah.
• 1:38:33
  Yeah, they. Use.
• 1:38:35
  I could see how they use it for dead people.
• 1:38:38
  For I, I said for deaf people. Oh.
• 1:38:43
  Yeah, them too. You know, that's actually a good
• 1:38:51
  that that is a excellent philosophical point to land on.
• 1:38:54
  Stick the landing, man. How hard is it for dead people?
• 1:38:57
  Are they really that upset about things?
• 1:39:00
  How can you tell? Well, I feel like they'd be a
• 1:39:04
  little more stressed out during COVID.
• 1:39:06
  It's all, it's almost, it's almost like a black hole event
• 1:39:08
  horizon, isn't it? Because you can't send
• 1:39:10
  information from the other side, can you?
• 1:39:13
  Well, you can send, but Are you sure it's going to get through?
• 1:39:17
  And the answer is no. Right.
• 1:39:19
  That's, that's, that's what you are you.
• 1:39:20
  Is it going to be an effective transmission?
• 1:39:23
  Well, and I'll stand through that black hole all the time,
• 1:39:26
  Craig. I'll be talking to my granddad.
• 1:39:27
  Like, do you see these fucking commies?
• 1:39:30
  Why aren't the cops beating them up, Granddad?
• 1:39:33
  He doesn't ever speak back, though.
• 1:39:36
  That I hear him now. Sometimes I hear him and he's
• 1:39:38
  like, oh, we would have beat the shit out of them commies.
• 1:39:44
  So yeah, This is why I like movies like Gran Torino where he
• 1:39:47
  talks about stacking bodies 6 feet tall with a little kid in
• 1:39:50
  front of him. He's just like you can, just
• 1:39:54
  like you can just see the the, the millennial version of it
• 1:39:57
  where he turns around, He goes. Not you though, He just keeps.
• 1:40:03
  Going Gran Torino was a fucking great move.
• 1:40:06
  Yeah, that was, that was the. My granddad would buy a bunch of
• 1:40:11
  guns and then take him to Cuba on his boat to help arm the anti
• 1:40:16
  Castro rebels. That that serves based.
• 1:40:22
  Yeah. I don't use that fucking word
• 1:40:24
  that's based. I grew up, I grew up with him
• 1:40:28
  telling me all about commies all summer, 'cause I was with him.
• 1:40:33
  And so I've always hated commies.
• 1:40:35
  And yeah, I'm just like watching these.
• 1:40:37
  They're acting full again. Joe McCarthy was right, but we
• 1:40:41
  can't admit it. No, we can admit it, he was
• 1:40:44
  correct, but he was also an alcoholic who hated people,
• 1:40:48
  which I'm OK with. If he is an alcoholic
• 1:40:50
  misanthrope that makes him pretty ideal.
• 1:40:53
  He's not going to right grab his car around drunk even though he
• 1:40:56
  did. Will he?
• 1:40:59
  Be on it. Hey, Phil.
• 1:41:01
  Hey, Phil. Well, he, well, yeah, McCarthy
• 1:41:05
  kind of seemed McCarthy. McCarthy seems quaint compared
• 1:41:10
  to the politicians we have now, who are all you know.
• 1:41:16
  I think I think we should have dug up his corpse and put him in
• 1:41:19
  place with Jerry Nadler. I think that would have been
• 1:41:23
  perfect because Nadler only talks when he's a puppet up on
• 1:41:26
  the podium. Yeah, You know, they have to,
• 1:41:28
  like, shake his shoulders to get him to bobble a word out every
• 1:41:31
  so often. They could have done the same
• 1:41:33
  thing with McCarthy's corpse. Well, same with Mitch McConnell,
• 1:41:36
  too. Yes, fertile man.
• 1:41:42
  Which by the way, I I I actually thought it might be.
• 1:41:45
  Cocaine Mitch and. I'm, I'm being serious, I, I
• 1:41:48
  thought Cocaine Mitch had died at one point last year.
• 1:41:52
  Dude, yeah, that he is just that man.
• 1:41:59
  They're going to put his body in a museum with Keith Richards
• 1:42:04
  for, you know, and, and probably Biden's Kid Hunter.
• 1:42:09
  Yeah, they're just going to be preserved by the natural salt
• 1:42:13
  content of all the drugs they've consumed.
• 1:42:15
  Oh oh, also Speaking of Speaking of Hunter Biden.
• 1:42:19
  Though I guess Trump did. Thanks for reminding me.
• 1:42:25
  Trump basically undid all the basically did an executive
• 1:42:30
  order, effectively undoing all the Biden autopaths.
• 1:42:35
  Good. Yeah, I I saw that that is.
• 1:42:40
  So it would. Be interesting.
• 1:42:44
  So yeah, that that's that's why when some.
• 1:42:47
  Some people are on the hook again, yeah.
• 1:42:49
  Yeah, well, you. Know.
• 1:42:53
  Well, the Clintons might be on hook for multiple things now.
• 1:42:57
  Well, contempt of Congress should be chief among them.
• 1:43:01
  Yeah. See, that's The thing is that is
• 1:43:03
  so rarely enforced, so rarely prosecuted, it needs to it.
• 1:43:07
  It's it's largely symbolic of the same way that we use
• 1:43:12
  impeachment. You know, barring barring the
• 1:43:16
  the whole Trump impeachment issue, like it's largely used as
• 1:43:20
  just a political ploy and rarely used.
• 1:43:23
  They should just my if they're if they're breaking the law
• 1:43:27
  flagrantly just get them. My rally cry for 10 years now
• 1:43:31
  has been 33. And the reason for that is
• 1:43:34
  Article 3, Section 3 of the US Constitution is the bit about
• 1:43:37
  treason and sedition. And I've wanted to see our
• 1:43:41
  politicians, particularly in Congress, but otherwise pulled
• 1:43:44
  up on treason and sedition charges for some of the shit
• 1:43:47
  they did 10 years ago, let alone.
• 1:43:50
  Recently, well, good example right now is Ilhan Omar and I'm
• 1:43:54
  not you know, skip all the brother fucking and all the
• 1:43:57
  other shit like this, all that yeah, water, the bridge,
• 1:43:59
  whatever. The fact that she is so
• 1:44:02
  flagrantly anti American and and pushing in illegal in my
• 1:44:07
  opinion, ways against the admin and against the government and
• 1:44:12
  writ large. Like, yeah, there's a rebellious
• 1:44:14
  spirit of the country, but she is clearly not doing it for the
• 1:44:17
  betterment of the people here. She's doing it for foreign
• 1:44:22
  reasons. My guess my guess with Elon Omar
• 1:44:25
  though is how odds are if they're not charging her for
• 1:44:32
  that, how many of these other people are guilty of the exact
• 1:44:36
  same shit and we just don't know about it?
• 1:44:39
  Well, she for one. So the whole let's have.
• 1:44:44
  Some sedition hearings. Let's get some motherfucker,
• 1:44:47
  yeah? She might have aged out of of
• 1:44:51
  eligibility for how she got citizenship under her dad.
• 1:44:56
  Her dad's asylum claim is how she got citizenship as
• 1:44:59
  well-being a minor. But she might have been 19 not
• 1:45:01
  17. But that's something that's like
• 1:45:04
  not discussed and most people get the brother fucking thing
• 1:45:06
  wrong. You see she tried to marry or
• 1:45:09
  she married her brother so that he could get citizenship as an
• 1:45:13
  import from the UK and then he left before the investigation
• 1:45:18
  into that while he was still here.
• 1:45:20
  You know, the after the marriage could get completed.
• 1:45:22
  He left before they could basically get to him.
• 1:45:26
  So he's back over the UK now. So the, the whole, the whole,
• 1:45:30
  you know, having a brusband thing that ends up being
• 1:45:33
  immigration fraud and marriage fraud and tax fraud all in one
• 1:45:38
  for however many years she filed taxes.
• 1:45:43
  Yeah. That that's, those are, those
• 1:45:45
  are not, those are things that would get every other person in
• 1:45:48
  the country who's here from birth thrown in prison for like
• 1:45:53
  10 years. Oh yeah.
• 1:45:56
  Because not only did she do it, she fucking knew she was doing
• 1:45:59
  it and that it was wrong when she did it.
• 1:46:01
  She would get backs penalties for those things.
• 1:46:06
  You know, it's, it's ridiculous. And these are separate charges.
• 1:46:10
  Peter Commie's ass. That's that's what I'm saying.
• 1:46:14
  Like so then like again, but she might it's, it's, I'm not saying
• 1:46:19
  it's for sure because I don't fucking know.
• 1:46:21
  And, and frankly, I think it's the least of the issues we have
• 1:46:23
  with her. She might not even be a legal
• 1:46:25
  citizen due to being too old, you know, like aged out of the
• 1:46:29
  the being grandfathered in under her dad's asylum claim.
• 1:46:32
  She might have needed to file her own.
• 1:46:34
  What would her culture do if you were like a fraud and a disgrace
• 1:46:38
  and fighting against it? All right, they'd probably
• 1:46:39
  Stoner to death. Can we do that?
• 1:46:41
  Or or make her president. Or make her president.
• 1:46:45
  You're right, those are the options.
• 1:46:47
  So or both. We have to Stoner to death,
• 1:46:49
  boys. I didn't decide the rules OK.
• 1:46:53
  Well, frankly, she couldn't be president here anyway because
• 1:46:56
  it's not allowed. Like very much not allowed.
• 1:46:58
  Right. We don't let women be president.
• 1:47:01
  Well, yeah, there's that and also the fact that she's foreign
• 1:47:03
  born. Like between the two, there's
• 1:47:07
  one that's a little less facetious, and it clearly it's
• 1:47:10
  the fact that we don't let women be president.
• 1:47:12
  That's right. Why would we do that?
• 1:47:15
  Think about this, if we. Had voted Hillary Clinton.
• 1:47:18
  Today. Dead.
• 1:47:19
  I'd be dead. See, I think Nux on a recent
• 1:47:24
  video got it wrong. You see, if Camela tries to run
• 1:47:27
  for president again, Trump would not be beating a woman being a
• 1:47:33
  third woman. It would be a fourth.
• 1:47:34
  He's already beaten women three times going for office.
• 1:47:39
  It just happened that for one of the times a man decided.
• 1:47:44
  To take charge. Craig, are you telling me that
• 1:47:49
  Trump is a serial woman beater? Damn right.
• 1:47:53
  Yes. In electric contest, yes.
• 1:48:00
  And not only not only did he beat women three times, he did
• 1:48:04
  it in front of the whole fucking country and half of us cheered
• 1:48:07
  him on. That's right.
• 1:48:09
  And he made jokes. About.
• 1:48:13
  Well, it's not a laughing matter.
• 1:48:14
  There are elections over this. Well, and then.
• 1:48:20
  Foreign policy was decided on how harshly Trump beat women.
• 1:48:26
  And yet these bitches still be crying man, it looks like.
• 1:48:30
  It looks like it. Looks like we'll have to tell
• 1:48:33
  them twice, guys. Really.
• 1:48:34
  I need a third black guy, Yes. Well, I just can't.
• 1:48:41
  I just can't wait until until 20/20/28.
• 1:48:45
  When? When Vans gets to become a woman
• 1:48:49
  beater. Smoothly.
• 1:48:50
  What do you tell a woman with one black eye?
• 1:48:52
  I don't. Know.
• 1:48:58
  Nothing. You already told her twice.
• 1:49:04
  That's. True kids these days, Kids Max.
• 1:49:07
  They need to be taught the culture.
• 1:49:09
  This is fucking American. What do you tell a woman with
• 1:49:12
  two black eyes? Nothing.
• 1:49:16
  You tell her dad you want a refund.
• 1:49:19
  I was going to say start digging.
• 1:49:24
  Oh man, you're you're ever doing dead baby jokes in middle
• 1:49:26
  school, right? One day my wife's going to walk
• 1:49:29
  in with that and I'm going to get hit, all right?
• 1:49:31
  That happens every fucking week. I'm.
• 1:49:36
  Waiting for her to come down the stairs behind you.
• 1:49:39
  It's it's going to happen. She's the disturbance in the
• 1:49:43
  forest is going to hang out. They rolled up a blunt.
• 1:49:46
  I was like, she's going to come back and she's been gone for a
• 1:49:49
  while. So now I'm baiting it in by
• 1:49:51
  telling like the rude jokes that are going to get me hit did.
• 1:49:54
  She go to the corner store for milk and cigarettes?
• 1:49:57
  Or is this? Well, she went to put the boy to
• 1:50:01
  bed, but then she's like probably messaging her friend or
• 1:50:04
  some shit. You know how bitches are.
• 1:50:08
  Well, I I. I know how women are bitches.
• 1:50:10
  On the other hand, they stay in the doghouse outside.
• 1:50:14
  What's the difference? Whether or not you're paying for
• 1:50:17
  it, I don't. That was a Nevada code, by the
• 1:50:21
  way. That was a Nevada.
• 1:50:22
  Code they paid for their food and shit to live but.
• 1:50:25
  You don't. You don't pay for their company,
• 1:50:27
  you pay for them to leave afterwards.
• 1:50:30
  Wow, I. Don't know you they're they're
• 1:50:32
  they're fine. To have around.
• 1:50:35
  Oh, no. The ones you marry, yeah.
• 1:50:37
  You're talking about hoes. See, I'm from the hood.
• 1:50:39
  Bitches is the good. One, I'm sorry, did doghouse
• 1:50:42
  make it make it past your filter?
• 1:50:43
  Sorry about that. Yeah, no, bitches is the good
• 1:50:46
  ones. You talk about hoes.
• 1:50:51
  The ones you keep, the ones you keep in the doghouse.
• 1:50:54
  Yeah, this is this is this is the thing you need here, The
• 1:51:02
  proper discussion of exactly how to be the modern misogynist.
• 1:51:06
  That's right. See, either you're going to be
• 1:51:09
  you're going to have a strong pimp hand, or you're a pussy
• 1:51:12
  little faggot. Yeah, you see, you got to make
• 1:51:16
  sure you get them with the second knuckle.
• 1:51:18
  The first one's going to hurt too much, the last one's going
• 1:51:21
  to hurt you too much. The middle one just right.
• 1:51:26
  Well, yeah, that, that's, that's why, that's what that's, that's
• 1:51:29
  why I was used to. Tell you, young man, you don't
• 1:51:32
  know how to do this. You're like, I don't know who to
• 1:51:34
  talk to. Girls.
• 1:51:35
  Listen, you just gotta walk up. You gotta be like bitch, show me
• 1:51:38
  that. Pussy.
• 1:51:40
  And then you gotta run. Well, they'll send you that part
• 1:51:45
  out on their own. They, Craig, No, they're.
• 1:51:47
  Not because there's nothing better than sending mixed
• 1:51:50
  signals to someone. You're trying to get a direct
• 1:51:52
  answer. That's true.
• 1:51:53
  That's. Called nagging.
• 1:51:54
  See what you do? You walk up, you say bitch, show
• 1:51:57
  me your pussy and then you run like hell and they'll be like,
• 1:52:00
  oh man, I love that guy. That that, that, that that's
• 1:52:06
  true, but but that all but that also.
• 1:52:08
  There's there's a world where someone takes this shit
• 1:52:11
  seriously. I hope so.
• 1:52:16
  I always want to be the fly on the.
• 1:52:17
  Wall when that happens, man that that that's.
• 1:52:20
  See the What the fuck face? That's true, but all but also.
• 1:52:25
  What was that? But also there, there's, there's
• 1:52:30
  world 2 where and I and I'm not, and I'm not saying I'm not
• 1:52:35
  saying I've done this. OK, I've I've heard of this.
• 1:52:39
  Allegedly though, there's there is a world where you can where
• 1:52:44
  you can smack a woman's ass and she'll and she'll be upset that
• 1:52:49
  you smell, that you smack your eyes, but then she'll turn
• 1:52:52
  around and see that you're in a wheelchair and she won't know.
• 1:52:56
  And she won't. Know and she don't, and she
• 1:52:59
  won't know. What the how do you process this
• 1:53:01
  information? What's the tears on a totem
• 1:53:03
  pole? Sam?
• 1:53:04
  Just. Angry like.
• 1:53:08
  Well. We'll see she doesn't.
• 1:53:10
  Well, we'll see she. Doesn't and that's why, Sam, you
• 1:53:12
  got it. You got to try this.
• 1:53:14
  Have you tried this? This is my new line for you.
• 1:53:16
  Next time you're approaching a woman, right?
• 1:53:19
  You got to get that, you know, wear some, wear some nice,
• 1:53:23
  right? Put your sunglasses on.
• 1:53:25
  You're out in Florida and shit. Look all spiffy you know, and
• 1:53:27
  just be like yo bitches we fucking or what?
• 1:53:32
  You know the people who take this shit seriously?
• 1:53:34
  They're the ones you tell at the woodyard to go get the
• 1:53:37
  left-handed hammers. We also get the the metal drill
• 1:53:41
  versus the wood drill. See.
• 1:53:43
  See Craig. Craig is like a Malayal so he
• 1:53:45
  thinks I'm joking but that. Shit worked.
• 1:53:48
  At one point in time, my friend, yo.
• 1:53:51
  Bitches, we fucking a what? Yeah, See those modern parlance?
• 1:53:57
  The modern parlance circa when I was that age, you know, too long
• 1:54:01
  ago, was DTF. You had to be efficient with
• 1:54:04
  this shit. You got it down to an acronym.
• 1:54:09
  Oh yeah. OK, OK, but these are the.
• 1:54:12
  Same motherfuckers out here crying about not getting any
• 1:54:15
  play too. Maybe it's the acronym.
• 1:54:20
  Maybe you shortened it too much. Maybe efficiency wasn't the
• 1:54:23
  goal. Boys, is we fucking or what?
• 1:54:27
  It's really easy. It's the same people who can't
• 1:54:30
  manage the left-handed hammer man.
• 1:54:32
  It's important by the way, the OR what is important because it
• 1:54:35
  sort of creates like. A.
• 1:54:37
  You gotta have a question mark at the end.
• 1:54:39
  That they have to deal with, yeah.
• 1:54:44
  How good is it now versus is is this guy is one of those those
• 1:54:48
  classics in marketing, isn't it? You got a time horizon, so how
• 1:54:52
  good's the deal gonna be tomorrow?
• 1:54:53
  You don't know. Right, you're selling the is we
• 1:54:56
  fucking. You're putting FOMO on it.
• 1:54:59
  Or what? You're addressing the consumer.
• 1:55:03
  Yo bitch, it's got everything. We had another acronym.
• 1:55:07
  Sorry, it's fear of missing out. She going.
• 1:55:12
  To be missing out on fucking who's going to be missing out
• 1:55:17
  the bitch you saying yo to it all flows.
• 1:55:22
  See this is. Marketing we need to get we need
• 1:55:26
  to get you in a fucking in a fucking lab coat whiteboard.
• 1:55:34
  Here's the fucking here's the misses out and here's the bitch
• 1:55:38
  and here's where she is. I mean miss it out because we do
• 1:55:41
  it the fucking we had a. What if we had a swab?
• 1:55:45
  You know, accident, you know, go big you fucking or what they
• 1:55:51
  don't want. I feel like that's, that's bad,
• 1:55:53
  you know? You make the eye contact.
• 1:55:55
  You let the silence sit. Yeah, you have to.
• 1:55:58
  Like that's The thing is you have to let the silence sit
• 1:56:00
  immediately. Afterward, but you got to keep
• 1:56:03
  the eye contact and you're not giving them the one eye that
• 1:56:05
  you're going to do. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:56:07
  That's what I'm saying. There's no rush.
• 1:56:09
  There's no rush. Like, you know, Max was saying
• 1:56:12
  it was, it was more hood, it was more urban.
• 1:56:15
  You know, I think my, my take on it would be make eye contact.
• 1:56:19
  She looks at you, there's a silence, and you go, yo, bitch,
• 1:56:22
  we fucking or what? Of course.
• 1:56:26
  You know, at some point you might even learn their name.
• 1:56:29
  Well, sometimes, sometimes it pays to be like I did over the
• 1:56:33
  top with the sort of almost aggressive yo bitch.
• 1:56:36
  But he's right. Like sometimes there's a softer
• 1:56:39
  version, right? Like it's like LL Cool Ji need
• 1:56:42
  loves version where you're like, yo bitch, is we fucking a what?
• 1:56:48
  Yeah, yeah, there's Mark Man, Missy.
• 1:56:50
  There. I I feel like you're getting
• 1:56:52
  close to The Weather Channel there.
• 1:56:54
  Well, and and then you pull up, you pull, you pull a Sammy move
• 1:56:59
  where you use like a cheesy pickup line and then you drop
• 1:57:05
  that line. You ever seen what's at the end
• 1:57:07
  of the railroad tricks? I haven't either.
• 1:57:09
  Hop on. Sam, if you did that and you put
• 1:57:14
  like a cheesy, like really like all full on corny pickup line
• 1:57:19
  and then threw in that. It would.
• 1:57:22
  Work. You would be getting laid that
• 1:57:24
  night, almost certainly. Yeah, yes, my, my, my favorite
• 1:57:29
  being. My my favorite being.
• 1:57:32
  Did it hurt when you fell from when you fell that high from
• 1:57:35
  heaven? And she's like, oh, you and
• 1:57:40
  you're like, yo bitches, we fucking a.
• 1:57:42
  What? She still hasn't come down the
• 1:57:50
  stairs yet. I just want people to.
• 1:57:54
  I'm waiting now. I'm like, she's she's she's up
• 1:57:59
  there watching the show going all right, 10 more minutes of
• 1:58:02
  this. I'm winding up.
• 1:58:04
  I gotta get this arm nice and nice and loose.
• 1:58:07
  We're gonna get a good swing in the contact is gonna be superb.
• 1:58:12
  The slap is going to wrap around his head.
• 1:58:15
  And I know she's not like in a. Stealing room only, room not.
• 1:58:20
  Even on the. 1st floor I got a teat for you.
• 1:58:24
  She's not even on the 1st floor because she would hear me
• 1:58:26
  yelling yo bitch over and over again.
• 1:58:30
  She's going to be on the 2nd floor and I so I'm wasting my
• 1:58:34
  I'm like trying to it's like rain calling or something right?
• 1:58:39
  Trying to bring forth the storm, but it's not going to work
• 1:58:42
  because the gods aren't there listening.
• 1:58:48
  Well, you don't need the gods to listen, you just need one woman
• 1:58:52
  to hear yo bitch and that's it. So I'm just going to go upstairs
• 1:58:58
  and I'm going to say yo. Make sure you bellow it so the
• 1:59:03
  kid wakes up. What's wrong?
• 1:59:07
  What's the matter honey? Did someone break in?
• 1:59:09
  No, 'cause I said, is we fucking or what?
• 1:59:13
  No, he'd just laugh anyway. No, no, seriously though, that's
• 1:59:17
  what you do when someone breaks in, you come out.
• 1:59:20
  You come out ready to to, you know they're.
• 1:59:24
  Broken out. You also yell yo bitch, are we
• 1:59:27
  fucking or what? It's the.
• 1:59:28
  Same line there's there's the three FS, right, there's feed,
• 1:59:36
  right. So if the three FS for survival
• 1:59:38
  and what's the last one there? There you go.
• 1:59:42
  So let them know ahead of time as they enter the premises,
• 1:59:47
  exactly where they sit on that stack so that they can be
• 1:59:50
  adequately prepared when you come down ready to make children
• 1:59:56
  with whatever the hell is inside the house.
• 1:59:58
  Right entry. You can put a sign out that says
• 2:00:01
  entry into this premises may result into entry into your butt
• 2:00:05
  hole. Or entry is consent.
• 2:00:11
  I like mine because I like the idea of having butt hole on a
• 2:00:15
  sign. For entry, entry is consent to
• 2:00:18
  entry. They don't get it until they get
• 2:00:20
  it. I do want to.
• 2:00:22
  Explain my view of the Epstein files having read them.
• 2:00:29
  Evil Gabal of rich people are the least creative losers I've
• 2:00:35
  ever heard of in my life. Yes, honestly, somehow it works,
• 2:00:39
  yeah. Honestly, they're like obsessed
• 2:00:41
  with like, dude at the party, there's gonna be these like,
• 2:00:45
  young chicks, dude, it's gonna be so fucking.
• 2:00:47
  Cool. We're gonna have an island.
• 2:00:49
  We're you're the richest people on Earth.
• 2:00:52
  Why do you not have a fucking space station?
• 2:00:55
  Why are you not having like, crazy meals?
• 2:00:57
  You know, if Shmooly was this rich, I would go to jail.
• 2:01:01
  I would go to jail, but it wouldn't be for fucking
• 2:01:04
  pedophilia. It would be for some, like,
• 2:01:06
  yeah, Smooly got fucking murderers from South American
• 2:01:10
  prisons. And him and his boys haunted
• 2:01:12
  them one night with night vision.
• 2:01:14
  Goggles. Oh yeah.
• 2:01:16
  Shmooly. Had this crazy feast and he had
• 2:01:18
  Taylor Swift come and play privately for them and they
• 2:01:21
  booed him her and threw beer at her until she.
• 2:01:24
  Cried like. Like it would be the.
• 2:01:27
  Crazy. No, I can't even lie.
• 2:01:29
  That's a great idea. This one time he would keep.
• 2:01:33
  Went. The Teela Tequila went to the
• 2:01:36
  gathering of the Juggalos and they shit at her.
• 2:01:39
  It was hilarious. That's what I'm saying like.
• 2:01:43
  You forgot about that dumb bitch.
• 2:01:44
  You imagine having a network of like the most well connected,
• 2:01:48
  powerful fucking guys in the earth and you're like, dude,
• 2:01:50
  guess what? At this party we're going to
• 2:01:52
  have some 20 year old models. That sounds so fucking lame.
• 2:01:57
  Bill Gates. Bill, you, you're going to hang
• 2:01:59
  out with Bill Gates and a bunch of Russian models We would make,
• 2:02:04
  we would make well rank video. Does that sound like a good
• 2:02:07
  time? Does that sound like a fucking
• 2:02:10
  great time? Well, well, schmo.
• 2:02:12
  You'll have to ask Kurt Doolittle about about that.
• 2:02:15
  No, he worked with them professionally.
• 2:02:18
  He couldn't stand hanging out with those people.
• 2:02:20
  I know that that I know. That's why I'm saying.
• 2:02:23
  They were fucking lame. That's why.
• 2:02:25
  Kurt Doolittle. I looked, guys.
• 2:02:28
  Kurt Doolittle's not in the Epstein file, even though he
• 2:02:31
  knew all them fucking people. I know that you.
• 2:02:34
  Say is hanging out with with a bunch of 20 year old Russian
• 2:02:39
  women. Like does that sound like a good
• 2:02:41
  time? No, it sounds like a good
• 2:02:42
  premise to do something fun. And then it's also sounds like
• 2:02:47
  their version of fun was really fucking boring.
• 2:02:50
  Yeah, and then you get STD. They wasted wasted the
• 2:02:53
  opportunity. Hold.
• 2:02:54
  On that same amount of money they spent on like in one Island
• 2:02:58
  Party, you give it to me and Shmuley and I will create the
• 2:03:01
  White Trash Wrestling League. Yeah.
• 2:03:05
  And make the mimiest fucking shit you've ever seen in your
• 2:03:08
  life. What I mean it's like.
• 2:03:10
  You wouldn't want to there would I would get a bunch of fucking
• 2:03:13
  Scots Irish bitches from the fucking God damn Appalachia.
• 2:03:18
  They'd be having mud wrestling while we're all fucking feasting
• 2:03:22
  on African boar fucking made by Japanese fucking chefs.
• 2:03:26
  That's the kind of. Shit you could do.
• 2:03:28
  With the fucking budget they have.
• 2:03:30
  But instead they're like, dude, we're going to fuck a 17 year
• 2:03:33
  old. Dude, it's going to be so cool.
• 2:03:34
  Like. And we'll make a deal with
• 2:03:36
  microbrewery, so all the beer is like this one brew and we'll
• 2:03:40
  promote. Them.
• 2:03:41
  Yeah, like things like that. That's what I would do.
• 2:03:44
  If we had money, I would promote cool events.
• 2:03:47
  Yeah, yeah. But the public would be able to
• 2:03:48
  go to no babies being killed, no kids being raped.
• 2:03:53
  We fuck. If I had Epstein's influence and
• 2:03:55
  money, I'd already be on Mars and I would have been waving
• 2:03:58
  like Fanny at Elon Musk. Oh yeah.
• 2:04:04
  It's like I got here first bagging.
• 2:04:05
  I'm going to go to the next Planet 2.
• 2:04:09
  I have the same goal as the protagonist of Wayne's World to
• 2:04:13
  just throw the best vent concert you've ever fucking seen.
• 2:04:20
  It would be a lot less rapey. I mean you, I think everyone.
• 2:04:23
  Would have that goal right there, or not even a goal.
• 2:04:26
  It just wouldn't even be a thought.
• 2:04:30
  Like if you take anything interesting and then you add and
• 2:04:33
  rape children it immediately becomes way less cool.
• 2:04:40
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 2:04:42
  I don't know if anyone has to have it spelled out for them if
• 2:04:45
  you do. Well, it depends.
• 2:04:47
  Sometimes it hold on, sometimes it becomes more cool.
• 2:04:50
  Because if you're like a feminist convention, you know?
• 2:04:56
  Yeah. Becomes How do you find the male
• 2:04:58
  feminist? A voluntary celibate convention.
• 2:05:06
  That's that's that's the one legged cop and I'd ask kicking
• 2:05:10
  contest. Isn't it another a Nutter?
• 2:05:13
  Convention. Well, fucking soap opera episode
• 2:05:19
  right there. Well, I felt shit.
• 2:05:20
  Well, that that's just called a bit that's just called America
• 2:05:24
  first. Well, I feel like, I feel like
• 2:05:27
  with the way humor has changed, I feel like you can make rape
• 2:05:32
  jokes differently. So bear with me, Sam.
• 2:05:34
  What if we made the movie Clue, but instead of being about a
• 2:05:37
  murder, it's about a comedic rape?
• 2:05:41
  So is this going to be like the George Carlin kind where Porky
• 2:05:44
  Pig rapes Elmer Fudd? No, I figure it would be like
• 2:05:48
  Chris Cantwell. OK.
• 2:05:51
  Getting. Raped.
• 2:05:53
  By a big black guy and people got to solve which the five big
• 2:05:58
  black guys did it so place in a jail.
• 2:06:01
  Is it going to be like the board game Clue as well?
• 2:06:04
  In the jail cell with a Candlestick.
• 2:06:07
  Yeah, it's like, oh Big Bubba did it in cellblock A with the
• 2:06:12
  Chiv. The bodybuilder tiny in the
• 2:06:15
  bathroom. With the soap.
• 2:06:22
  Yeah. We've we've gone full circle to
• 2:06:26
  where like because like definitely alpha, but zoomer is
• 2:06:30
  especially. They just think the word rape is
• 2:06:32
  funny now. Oh, it's.
• 2:06:35
  Not rape. Actually has become just funny.
• 2:06:37
  Like people hear the word rape and they laugh a lot of times.
• 2:06:42
  Well, that, well, that's what happened.
• 2:06:44
  Hold on, Sam. Let me try this out.
• 2:06:47
  Rape. He's trying.
• 2:07:00
  Everything's backwards, you know?
• 2:07:01
  It shouldn't be funny, it should be horrible.
• 2:07:06
  But. I mean.
• 2:07:10
  When eating babies is the number one news story in the world,
• 2:07:16
  Alex Jones wins. Yeah.
• 2:07:25
  Doesn't mean he's even right. It doesn't mean it even
• 2:07:27
  happened. It's just in the news like that
• 2:07:30
  he has the documents. Sam, do be like that.
• 2:07:36
  Well, I've I also find interesting that that like
• 2:07:42
  apparently Turning Point USA actually is like putting on like
• 2:07:47
  a Super Bowl halftime show, which I thought was a I thought
• 2:07:50
  that was like a fake news story at first, but apparently it's
• 2:07:53
  actually. That's going to be the cringiest
• 2:07:56
  halftime show in years. Yeah, well, yeah, I, I, I
• 2:08:03
  actually fully agree with that also.
• 2:08:05
  I'll tell you one way they could salvage it, maybe.
• 2:08:08
  Maybe they could pick up Jelly Roll for it because he's hot
• 2:08:12
  right now and he does Christian music.
• 2:08:15
  But like, whatever they're going to put on, I have a feeling I'm
• 2:08:19
  going to say the same thing. I've always said.
• 2:08:22
  Anything after Prince's halftime Super Bowl performance is shit.
• 2:08:27
  Oh, agreed. Axe.
• 2:08:30
  Yeah. And that includes Aerosmith.
• 2:08:32
  Played a few years after Prince and they were shit.
• 2:08:36
  Yeah, they were old. Couldn't do it.
• 2:08:41
  I don't watch football, so I'm with.
• 2:08:45
  The thing was, Andrew Nelson was off on that too.
• 2:08:47
  He don't watch NFL either. I'm.
• 2:08:50
  I'm not. Yeah, I'm not.
• 2:08:51
  I'm not. And I watch one game a year.
• 2:08:54
  The Super Bowl, the Patriots, my team that I, I literally worked
• 2:08:57
  at the organization for a while, is in the Super Bowl, I I hear,
• 2:09:01
  but I've not watched one game in years.
• 2:09:05
  I don't even, I don't even get Broncos games so because I'm not
• 2:09:10
  in market. Well, I don't think there are
• 2:09:12
  any more because the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, so that
• 2:09:15
  would mean the Broncos are. Out Well, right, I'm just I'm
• 2:09:18
  just saying, I'm just saying regular season I don't even get
• 2:09:21
  games. So I don't.
• 2:09:24
  I don't really care. I've never, I've not watched.
• 2:09:26
  The last time I watched was when Tom Brady won a Super Bowl as a
• 2:09:30
  Patriot. That was, yeah, that was.
• 2:09:35
  That was the. Kid was like one or two.
• 2:09:38
  Yeah, that was that was over a decade ago now, so yeah.
• 2:09:44
  Just under, but close enough. Yeah.
• 2:09:46
  I don't care about professional football, to be honest with you.
• 2:09:50
  I'm not going to watch the Super Bowl.
• 2:09:51
  I'm not going to watch any of the ads.
• 2:09:53
  No, I would say it's good for this area, for the Patriots to
• 2:09:56
  win. So that's what I would like to
• 2:09:58
  happen. Especially a post Tom Brady,
• 2:10:01
  post Bill Belichick win would do a lot for morale in this area
• 2:10:05
  because so many people here Sam, you'd be it's crazy, but they
• 2:10:10
  tie their identity to the sports teams winning now.
• 2:10:14
  That one that wouldn't surprise me at all.
• 2:10:17
  Yeah, so like when we're losing or having an off year, they kind
• 2:10:22
  of get cranky. Yeah, but well, but but do they
• 2:10:26
  riot like in Philly though? Oh no, if you Sam, did you see
• 2:10:32
  the video I put up of Boston cops beating up hippies in the
• 2:10:35
  70s? Yeah, yeah.
• 2:10:39
  We don't. You don't riot out here.
• 2:10:42
  That's not going to happen. The Boston PD or the Mass State
• 2:10:45
  Police are going to beat your ass if you do that.
• 2:10:47
  Yeah, based. Yeah, or RI State Police,
• 2:10:51
  etcetera. So.
• 2:10:54
  They tried they. Tried a little bit of the
• 2:10:55
  protest down in Providence and the RI State police came and
• 2:10:58
  beat the shit out of them. That was a couple weeks ago.
• 2:11:01
  Yeah, but but no, getting back to the whole turning point
• 2:11:03
  thing, yeah, I agree with you. I don't even see the point in
• 2:11:06
  like why they're doing why why they're doing it.
• 2:11:11
  It seems it seems like a bad move for them to be doing this
• 2:11:19
  has like the first big thing after Charlie dies so.
• 2:11:25
  Because the NFL would be open to it simply because their ratings
• 2:11:32
  have been in the toilet. And so a change is probably at
• 2:11:36
  least a welcome idea. Turning Point is obviously not
• 2:11:41
  going to turn. I mean, the halftime Super Bowl
• 2:11:44
  thing is, is a big deal. So getting the opportunity to do
• 2:11:47
  it, I can understand. And I just said I'd love to plan
• 2:11:50
  a huge awesome like, event like that so I can understand all of
• 2:11:53
  that. I just think it's going to be
• 2:11:55
  cringe. Yeah.
• 2:12:00
  And I think if it heavily features Erica Kirk, it's going
• 2:12:03
  to it's going to cause more backlash than she already gets.
• 2:12:07
  Well, well, and also like, is it going to be, is it going to be a
• 2:12:11
  pay-per-view thing or like are is it going to be, you know,
• 2:12:14
  free or like, because obviously they have, they have to pay,
• 2:12:17
  they have to pay the performers, I would imagine.
• 2:12:22
  Oh, they're doing alternate halftime show.
• 2:12:26
  I thought you said they were doing the NFL halftime super.
• 2:12:29
  So they're just doing their own thing.
• 2:12:31
  Yeah, other people have done that before.
• 2:12:33
  And why would anybody even care? Right.
• 2:12:38
  I thought you meant they were doing the halftime show.
• 2:12:41
  No, an alternate. No, they're no.
• 2:12:43
  They're doing and they're doing an alternate.
• 2:12:46
  Yeah, I'm not even going to pay attention to that.
• 2:12:48
  That that sounds even gayer than I thought it was already.
• 2:12:52
  Yeah, no, no, that, no, that that's what I'm saying.
• 2:12:55
  That's what I'm saying. It's it's like, it's an
• 2:12:58
  alternative Super Bowl halftime show, which honestly, like.
• 2:13:04
  I thought if it was the they could get somebody big like
• 2:13:07
  Jelly roll, maybe bake something out of it like that.
• 2:13:11
  What? Who are they even going to get?
• 2:13:13
  It's it's going to be terrible. Well, they, well, they've got,
• 2:13:16
  they've got Kid Rock. Hence why I.
• 2:13:19
  OK. Yeah, well, they've got a Kid
• 2:13:24
  Rock. I think they've maybe got like
• 2:13:26
  Tim McGraw or something like. Like that, That sounds so lame
• 2:13:31
  and I love Kid Rock. Yeah, yeah, right.
• 2:13:38
  That that's what I'm saying is I'm.
• 2:13:39
  Not even going to be like this is The thing is like the
• 2:13:42
  audience, they're going for more.
• 2:13:44
  Many, many, many of them are not going to be watching the Super
• 2:13:47
  Bowl at all. So it seems pointless, right?
• 2:13:50
  And again, like you're saying, if they, if they end up having
• 2:13:52
  to require any kind of pay wall, then it's even more pointless
• 2:13:56
  because who's going to pay for that?
• 2:13:59
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly that. That's that's my whole point.
• 2:14:04
  The people who would watch this aren't even interested in
• 2:14:06
  watching the Super Bowl to begin with.
• 2:14:08
  Me and me included. No, I'm and I'm not going to
• 2:14:12
  watch that either because it sounds dumb.
• 2:14:15
  I'll. Probably.
• 2:14:17
  There's. Worse.
• 2:14:18
  If there's a paywall, Sam will buy it for me.
• 2:14:22
  No. Well, I had to come on the show
• 2:14:25
  to even talk to Sam. I just I want to publicly bring
• 2:14:28
  that up because, you know, I guess Sam's not my friend
• 2:14:32
  anymore. That's The thing is I don't talk
• 2:14:36
  to Sam incept on the show anymore either.
• 2:14:38
  He's just he's got he got a little bit of successes to his
• 2:14:42
  head, man. It's like it, you know, it's
• 2:14:44
  just a purely business. You know, come on the show kind
• 2:14:49
  of relationship now, and it's it's killing me.
• 2:14:53
  It's killing me. I miss, I miss, you know, Sam is
• 2:14:56
  my buddy. You know, there's, there's some
• 2:14:58
  things that happened in my life and you know.
• 2:15:05
  I missed. The old days when you guys used
• 2:15:07
  to run the 100 meter dash together, yeah dude, we were
• 2:15:10
  always running together and it, you know.
• 2:15:15
  Well, well now. Well, now I'm well.
• 2:15:22
  Now I'm running with the devil. So it is it is.
• 2:15:28
  It is wheel on the 100 meter dash with me.
• 2:15:31
  Yeah. That's it.
• 2:15:31
  He got that new wheelchair and we can't keep up no more.
• 2:15:36
  Yeah, I know that that that's true.
• 2:15:42
  But no any, any I think we've I think we've just about covered
• 2:15:50
  everything as far as topics. Anything else happen of no.
• 2:15:58
  And I let's see, we got Epstein files, we got Dave had a
• 2:16:01
  concussion and this is bullshit. Don Lemon got arrested.
• 2:16:07
  That's. Oh yeah.
• 2:16:08
  Oh yeah, That that, yeah. That got punched and is fighting
• 2:16:13
  for free speech. I this is a weird.
• 2:16:18
  Week Sam. Oh also Elijah Shaffer I got I
• 2:16:23
  guess is having a crash out which?
• 2:16:27
  That sucks, isn't? He like perpetually doing that.
• 2:16:32
  Yeah. I thought he was like always on
• 2:16:35
  a permanent crash out. Yeah.
• 2:16:41
  Like a Ralph type situation. Well, well, it's it's because
• 2:16:46
  he's associated with Ralph. That's why he.
• 2:16:51
  I'll do it. Yeah, so.
• 2:16:56
  Mersch is retarded. That's not news.
• 2:17:03
  I just wanted to get that out there.
• 2:17:05
  Yeah, well, no, Mersch had his. Mersch had his live journal read
• 2:17:15
  He. Had a live journal.
• 2:17:18
  Yes. By.
• 2:17:20
  Jesse did a two-part podcast reading Merch's cringiest live
• 2:17:26
  journal I've ever seen. You know, we've all done dumb
• 2:17:30
  shit, but I've never had a live journal account.
• 2:17:34
  That's that's that's like having a Wattpad as a person over 5
• 2:17:39
  people. And he was.
• 2:17:39
  Larping as like the cool goth vampire guy the whole time too.
• 2:17:45
  Wow. Did not see that coming.
• 2:17:48
  Yeah, check out the pod. Awful.
• 2:17:52
  I forget the name of it, but it's it's literally like Mersh's
• 2:17:55
  live Journal. It's a 2 parter and that is
• 2:17:59
  Jesse's. Like I'm never going to talk
• 2:18:00
  about Mersh again because you cannot top this.
• 2:18:03
  And he's right. It's 2005 Live Journal and he's
• 2:18:10
  LAR Ping as a vampire. You know, it's even worse.
• 2:18:15
  He could have been, he could have been a brony.
• 2:18:20
  No, no, no, don't speak too on live.
• 2:18:25
  Journal He could have been a brony.
• 2:18:26
  Yeah, don't speak too soon. I.
• 2:18:33
  That that. He gets into some brony stuff on
• 2:18:36
  there. Too.
• 2:18:40
  It gets into all the stuff. It's great.
• 2:18:43
  It's the dumbest. It's so Cantwell's gay story is
• 2:18:49
  the cringiest thing for one reason, because it's so extreme.
• 2:18:53
  Mercia's is just like It's like reading a teenager's diary until
• 2:18:59
  you realize he's almost 30 years old.
• 2:19:04
  Yeah. And now he's almost 50 years old
• 2:19:08
  or whatever. Yeah, well, he's, you know, he's
• 2:19:13
  mid 40s now. That's what I said, yeah, I'm
• 2:19:18
  42. If somebody said I'm almost 50,
• 2:19:21
  I'd be like, yeah, I guess. Well, how old is is?
• 2:19:27
  Mirch, he looks to be about 73, but I think he's like 44.
• 2:19:34
  OK. Yeah, cigarettes and non-stop
• 2:19:37
  boozing will will do that. I don't know man, I'm smoking
• 2:19:42
  right now. I don't look as old as merch
• 2:19:44
  dog. Yeah, well, you well, well,
• 2:19:47
  yeah, but you don't booze. You know you also don't every
• 2:19:51
  single night. You also don't suck cock and
• 2:19:54
  pick up random. Cats off the street.
• 2:19:57
  That's true. I think it's the cats,
• 2:19:59
  especially cats will age you, man, you can breathe, you know,
• 2:20:03
  Constant Moses. I was going.
• 2:20:04
  To say constant exposure to Toxos, it'll do.
• 2:20:09
  It'll do a number on you. It'll.
• 2:20:11
  Make you Yeah. It'll make you pick up more
• 2:20:15
  cats. You think it's only you think
• 2:20:18
  that shit only works on mice to make them breathe and go after
• 2:20:22
  the cats? No man, we're mammals too.
• 2:20:24
  We got similarly affected brain structures.
• 2:20:29
  That's why you have overcatting. That's why you have the cat,
• 2:20:31
  ladies. They've run out of kids to to
• 2:20:34
  raise in the house. And then the toxo gets in and
• 2:20:36
  they go, yeah, but the cat. Or or didn't have the.
• 2:20:38
  Cat looks really good now. And This is why we need cops
• 2:20:44
  beating up cat ladies. Sam, I've been saying this.
• 2:20:48
  Toxoplasmosis is out of control. That's what this is all about.
• 2:20:52
  The cats are rising up. Dave tried to warn us, Sam.
• 2:20:55
  We didn't listen. But the cat's piracy is real.
• 2:20:58
  The cat Illuminati is out there and toxoplasmosis is causing
• 2:21:02
  Karens to spurg out. Right.
• 2:21:05
  That's just enough. Yeah, you, Max, Because that
• 2:21:07
  sounds exactly like something an underground squirrel army
• 2:21:11
  proponent would say. You're going after the cats
• 2:21:13
  because they will kill the squirrels.
• 2:21:16
  Although. This does, but you know who they
• 2:21:18
  don't kill? My Bunny friends.
• 2:21:21
  Although, although although this does prove.
• 2:21:24
  Mexicans. This does prove my point what
• 2:21:26
  I've been trying to say for more to more these for years, which
• 2:21:30
  is the overlords are evil so. And what is the number one way
• 2:21:36
  to beat the overlords? That's right, aluminum hats.
• 2:21:41
  But you can train an overlord and not be evil.
• 2:21:43
  Not tin, not tinned foil, which is what it is.
• 2:21:46
  It's not tin foil, it's tinned. I know everybody.
• 2:21:49
  That's all I made everybody. Calls it tin foil and they're
• 2:21:52
  already falling for the psyop. Right, because tin is not going
• 2:21:56
  to prevent the signals from getting to your brain, dummy.
• 2:21:58
  Only aluminum can do it. And you got to remember it was
• 2:22:02
  never just tin. It was tin coated iron.
• 2:22:07
  That's right, it used to be iron foil.
• 2:22:09
  It was tinned. TINNED.
• 2:22:14
  Like it tinned. It's not made out of tin, it's
• 2:22:17
  just tinned. But that the the nice aluminum
• 2:22:20
  we get now is a good sheet. You got to get the thick stuff
• 2:22:23
  though. You don't want the thin stuff.
• 2:22:25
  You want the heavy duty. Yeah.
• 2:22:28
  Make sure you give it proper folds.
• 2:22:29
  Get those creases in there crisp.
• 2:22:32
  If if you work properly, you can actually make it into a lucha
• 2:22:36
  mask that's optimal. Yeah, well, you got to.
• 2:22:40
  I mean, you go for the Roman gladiator mask, you go for the
• 2:22:43
  Centurion mask, but you know the.
• 2:22:47
  Top's. Just a little bit over the top.
• 2:22:49
  You see, that's the thing. If you put the brush cap on it,
• 2:22:51
  then you get better reception from that.
• 2:22:53
  As an antenna, you don't want that.
• 2:22:57
  You want a ground plane man. And see.
• 2:23:02
  And see. Here's the other way they get
• 2:23:04
  you, Sam. It's it's just free time chicken
• 2:23:07
  the. Fluoridation.
• 2:23:09
  The fluoridation in the water is screwing you up.
• 2:23:12
  They got it all back. Yeah, you got to go and talk to
• 2:23:15
  that woman. As you possibly can, and it will
• 2:23:18
  cause your brain to ascend to a higher plane.
• 2:23:20
  You got to talk to that woman, Erin, Broken bitch, right?
• 2:23:24
  You got to go talk to her because you don't want the
• 2:23:27
  fluorides, you want that hexavalent chromium.
• 2:23:31
  Yeah. It goes.
• 2:23:33
  It's a good old fashioned American Cancer to kill.
• 2:23:37
  To kill. Now see Sam, from where I'm
• 2:23:38
  from, I understand that if you go into the the nuclear plant,
• 2:23:45
  there's the area where they keep the toxic waste and you roll
• 2:23:48
  around in it, it gives you superpowers.
• 2:23:51
  Then you can fight the evil overlords with the superpowers.
• 2:23:57
  It's. See, one of them makes it so
• 2:24:00
  that one of those superpowers is listening to Elijah Schaefer
• 2:24:07
  like hours on end. Well.
• 2:24:09
  My friend tried that and the superpower that he got was kind
• 2:24:13
  of weird, right? Like he had the power for his
• 2:24:16
  skin to fall off, but like there was a downside, right?
• 2:24:20
  It's like they couldn't put it back on.
• 2:24:22
  Oh well, that's unfortunate. He needs skin.
• 2:24:25
  Yeah. Well, most of it anyway.
• 2:24:27
  You don't need all of it. You need most of it.
• 2:24:29
  You lose like more than about 30% of it.
• 2:24:31
  Then you start to go into hypothermia.
• 2:24:34
  Yeah. You didn't know that.
• 2:24:35
  Your skin. Well, his superhero name, we
• 2:24:38
  called him Skeleton Man for like, you know.
• 2:24:41
  That's a missed opportunity. He could have gone with
• 2:24:43
  Skeletor. I mean, I know there's a
• 2:24:45
  copyright infringement, but fuck him, you got super powers.
• 2:24:49
  Yeah, yeah. And he had him for like 4 hours
• 2:24:52
  until he died. It was awful, but it was very
• 2:24:56
  cool. So I've heard about another guy
• 2:24:58
  was like that and he was screaming the whole time.
• 2:25:01
  Is we got to we have to consume toxic waste to get I heard.
• 2:25:08
  Gojira has a song about that. To fight the time travelling,
• 2:25:12
  weather changing Jews. It's just there's like it's
• 2:25:23
  going to end at some point, I know it.
• 2:25:27
  It never does. It just keeps going.
• 2:25:31
  Well, Energizer buddy man. Well, I mean the the the fact.
• 2:25:36
  That you've got to cut my back sometimes.
• 2:25:39
  Well, the fact that you've been, the fact that you've been, the
• 2:25:42
  fact that you've been rolling around in like toxic waste, I
• 2:25:45
  think that explains a lot, Vax. Well, it tastes tingly, Sam, did
• 2:25:53
  you know that? It tastes like the sun.
• 2:25:57
  Well, like the. Like the flavor is kind of like
• 2:26:01
  a bit like jalapeno, but like it has this like tingle.
• 2:26:07
  I'm listen, I listen. I'm, I'm, I'm damning Maxine
• 2:26:13
  right now because I need to know.
• 2:26:15
  I need to know if you guys have. Your husband is too much free
• 2:26:19
  time. Well, no, I need to know I I
• 2:26:23
  need to know if you guys have like a.
• 2:26:25
  I didn't just eat the toxic waste off the ground, Sam, I put
• 2:26:29
  it on a pizza like a normal person.
• 2:26:32
  Uh huh, sure. I'm not sure I'm living that.
• 2:26:37
  It goes really well with the parmesan and the shaker man.
• 2:26:41
  Well, no, I water. John a little mozzarella, some
• 2:26:44
  jalapenos to smooth it out and toxic green news.
• 2:26:49
  Well, no, she's she's going to be coming down the stairs in one
• 2:26:53
  of those radiation suits with a with a barometer.
• 2:26:57
  To she didn't. Need to worry about the rain.
• 2:26:59
  I'm the one everyone. Loves.
• 2:27:01
  Everyone loves a pizza you can find in the dark.
• 2:27:04
  Come on. That's right.
• 2:27:09
  Well. What you do is you you to
• 2:27:11
  counteract it, you just let it grow a little penicillin first.
• 2:27:15
  We'll hold, We'll hold on. We'll hold on.
• 2:27:20
  We'll hold, We'll hold, We'll hold on, We'll hold on.
• 2:27:27
  Though Terry Davis said that you were supposed to yes.
• 2:27:37
  Terry Davidson That you were supposed to That you were
• 2:27:39
  supposed. To Yeah brother doesn't work for
• 2:27:41
  the CIA. Well, not yet.
• 2:27:46
  He works, Sam. He works for the Mia all right.
• 2:27:52
  I work for the RIAA retard intelligence agency.
• 2:28:01
  That's I know. It sounds like an oxymoron we
• 2:28:06
  find out of retards. I know.
• 2:28:13
  Because you if you act retarded enough people just tell you
• 2:28:15
  shit. No, it's not.
• 2:28:16
  That's not why. It's because they fuck around.
• 2:28:19
  Yeah, that's right. We'll try some shit.
• 2:28:24
  That's one of the best scientists in history.
• 2:28:26
  Were all retards. I.
• 2:28:33
  To be fair, he's not wrong. What do I happen with the
• 2:28:35
  Manhattan Project? Oh yeah.
• 2:28:38
  Like, hey, we could blow up the whole Earth's atmosphere, but
• 2:28:42
  it'll be fucking awesome. You know, I'm not sure about
• 2:28:45
  nitrogen bonds. Let's fuck around and find out.
• 2:28:50
  No? For Japan, for you, yes.
• 2:28:55
  The best part, the best part is Hiroshima today, exactly where
• 2:29:00
  the bomb landed is like cyberpunk utopian looking.
• 2:29:06
  So you could be like you didn't even it didn't even matter.
• 2:29:09
  See, you guys are all bent out of shape of us nuking you and
• 2:29:13
  that place is beautiful now. Full circle.
• 2:29:16
  Speaking of Anita Sarkeesian, you're just showing how wrong
• 2:29:21
  she was because we didn't bomb them back to traditional values,
• 2:29:25
  we bombed them into the future. That's right.
• 2:29:30
  That that. Is bombed them into saying
• 2:29:34
  instead of creating empires, what if we just made cartoons?
• 2:29:38
  People forget how ridiculously racist she was towards Japanese
• 2:29:42
  people. I couldn't believe it when I
• 2:29:43
  first heard that one. I know.
• 2:29:46
  That page probably they got bombed, that magician and.
• 2:29:49
  Shit. She wasn't even like being
• 2:29:54
  sarcastic or trying to be nice about it with that one.
• 2:29:56
  This is just we bombed them back to drifting values, OK?
• 2:30:01
  Well, that, well, that's the thing, that liberal cat ladies,
• 2:30:04
  they do tend to be slightly racist.
• 2:30:11
  Pan did nothing wrong since we bombed them.
• 2:30:14
  That's my take. There's a caveat in there, yeah.
• 2:30:18
  They well, they, they well, they learned their they learned their
• 2:30:21
  lesson now. That's right, we didn't have to
• 2:30:25
  tell. Well, we did tell them twice.
• 2:30:27
  Yeah, we skipped the head. We told them at Nagasaki too,
• 2:30:31
  just. Yeah.
• 2:30:33
  Just a reminder, bitch. We.
• 2:30:35
  Didn't just send the fat man, we sent the little boy with him.
• 2:30:39
  Well, you know, we, and the reason why they did that is
• 2:30:43
  because they were like, well, we had to tell Germany twice.
• 2:30:47
  But we, you know, it was like, you know.
• 2:30:51
  We were going to send a third bomb.
• 2:30:53
  We were going to send a third bomb and we didn't.
• 2:30:56
  That was that one had the demon core inside of it too.
• 2:31:00
  That's the scary part. What a shame.
• 2:31:04
  We could have, we could have kept, we could have kept our
• 2:31:07
  greatest minds from harm by bombing a bunch of Japanese
• 2:31:12
  people. I mean, let's be fair though,
• 2:31:16
  the guy was probably still going to use a fucking screwdriver in
• 2:31:19
  the next test anyway. I still can't believe that was
• 2:31:23
  that was how slipping the moron was.
• 2:31:25
  With a bomb, I got the idea. I've been saying this for years.
• 2:31:29
  You just got to drop it on Beijing.
• 2:31:32
  That would send a message. That would send a message.
• 2:31:35
  Yeah. That message would be fuck you
• 2:31:39
  you. Know I think the funnier one
• 2:31:42
  would be if we go to them into trying to launch their owner
• 2:31:44
  just fell back down where it came from in Beijing.
• 2:31:48
  That's what we'd say happened. See.
• 2:31:51
  Look, they just made a Chinese one.
• 2:31:53
  What do you want? Well, you know, let's look at
• 2:31:55
  their track record with with their civilian fleet versus
• 2:31:59
  their military fleet in the ocean.
• 2:32:01
  The civilian fleet's fucking everywhere, which is still their
• 2:32:04
  military fleet, but it's, you know, their official military
• 2:32:08
  fleet. Their submarine went down at the
• 2:32:12
  dock and became a rock on the bottom of the ocean.
• 2:32:15
  It's not, it hadn't gone anywhere.
• 2:32:17
  It's still there. They, they could not keep it
• 2:32:20
  afloat. Their boats, their their big
• 2:32:23
  aircraft carrier. It got 5 nautical miles off the
• 2:32:26
  coast and then it sank. Well, how do you sink a Chinese
• 2:32:30
  ship? Let them drive it.
• 2:32:33
  Put it in water. I wish, I wish, I wish that the
• 2:32:41
  rice paper boats joke wasn't there, but God damn.
• 2:32:47
  How do you How do you stop a fleet of Chinese drones, untape
• 2:32:54
  the wings and take out the batteries?
• 2:33:00
  Yeah. What do you do if they throw a
• 2:33:04
  Chinese grenade at you? What?
• 2:33:09
  Do you do? Pull the pin and throw it back.
• 2:33:14
  Yeah. That's a Polish joke, Sir.
• 2:33:18
  It is, they all are. But what?
• 2:33:21
  Like I'm sick? Like we don't need to make fun
• 2:33:23
  of Polish people, but commie Chinese are still out there.
• 2:33:28
  Sure. Oh no.
• 2:33:31
  How do you make? How do you make a good Chinese
• 2:33:33
  joke? RIP off a proper Polish joke
• 2:33:37
  like everyone else. Right.
• 2:33:42
  We should have reached out into the Chinese.
• 2:33:44
  They're they're. Really good at.
• 2:33:47
  Mean no mean offense stuff. Over there.
• 2:33:49
  Yeah, we're, yeah. We're not.
• 2:33:50
  We're not going to get a. We're not.
• 2:33:52
  Ping pong. Wing Wong ping pong.
• 2:33:57
  Yeah, we're not. We're not getting any CCP money
• 2:34:00
  anytime soon, Max. We're not.
• 2:34:02
  We're not John Cena. Oh.
• 2:34:04
  Crown it out. I just said something in Chinese
• 2:34:08
  that maybe they'll like. Winnie the Pooh's out of
• 2:34:11
  copyright. I think we're safe.
• 2:34:15
  That is true. I don't want is the country God
• 2:34:19
  damn it. She.
• 2:34:24
  Misses all the other shit. I know she missed my advice for
• 2:34:32
  young men on picking up girls. I said that they should use a
• 2:34:39
  line which is yo bitch is we fucking or what?
• 2:34:47
  That's the other side. See, now I'm evened out.
• 2:34:51
  And I'm not John Cena. You'll never get me to apologize
• 2:34:54
  for saying Taiwan is a country. China's not.
• 2:35:05
  No, it's. It's the subsidiary of Taiwan.
• 2:35:16
  Yeah. Well, W Taiwan is.
• 2:35:20
  An alternate strategy, just just catching her up.
• 2:35:24
  He said that mine was too aggressive and he would do a
• 2:35:26
  more like low key like yo bitch is we fucking or what?
• 2:35:30
  And I was like, that's probably good too.
• 2:35:39
  And and my my idea was to like use a cheesy pickup line and
• 2:35:44
  then drop that and say a line so that way.
• 2:35:49
  All you need to do is. Go back.
• 2:35:51
  He did say that. You need to go back to carnivore
• 2:35:54
  diet level Caveman. You need a proposal.
• 2:35:58
  Propose with the big stick. So that so that way they won't
• 2:36:04
  know what to do. So although although I would, I
• 2:36:13
  would never, I would. Never.
• 2:36:15
  People love when I get hit back. See, they love it.
• 2:36:19
  You know how many views that got that?
• 2:36:21
  Just a video of Craig talking about the debt and me getting
• 2:36:24
  smacked. Maybe that was the most views I
• 2:36:27
  got all week on anything. Although although you know, I
• 2:36:34
  would be. Like a true.
• 2:36:35
  Bro in mourning you first. I will be.
• 2:36:38
  I will be a little, I will be a little scared.
• 2:36:41
  I will be a little hesitant today to today to Chinese girl
• 2:36:48
  because I'm not sure if they could, if they could open their
• 2:36:51
  eyes all, all of the way. They kind of they kind of squint
• 2:36:58
  at everything. So.
• 2:37:02
  You're saying that you're right. You're afraid that they're going
• 2:37:04
  to open their eyes and they're going to be scared of what they
• 2:37:06
  see. Maybe.
• 2:37:12
  Man, I thought he had robot legs.
• 2:37:13
  It turns out they were wheels the whole time.
• 2:37:18
  Wait, that's South Korean? Sorry.
• 2:37:24
  Pretty much. Oh.
• 2:37:26
  Man. I got hit for you.
• 2:37:30
  I I know I I don't. I don't know why though.
• 2:37:35
  Over there, doing the Lord's work while we're all we're
• 2:37:38
  making. Fun of those sneaky Chinese
• 2:37:41
  again. You know what I don't like about
• 2:37:46
  the? Chinese Sam is I don't like the
• 2:37:49
  way that their mouth doesn't match up when they talk.
• 2:37:52
  Oh. My God.
• 2:37:55
  That pisses me off, Sam. Oh my.
• 2:37:59
  God. And how they always seem to be
• 2:38:02
  running away from the same fucking monster.
• 2:38:06
  You. Think they'd learned the first
• 2:38:08
  time? You know what I don't like about
• 2:38:12
  the Chinese Max Communism? You know what I don't like about
• 2:38:18
  the Chinese, Sam? I was going to say food, but
• 2:38:23
  American Chinese food is great. But man, their Chinese food
• 2:38:27
  sucks dude. American Chinese food was
• 2:38:30
  created by yes. American Chinese food's fucking
• 2:38:38
  delicious, but man, Chinese, Chinese food.
• 2:38:42
  Say it was fortune cookies. That's a that's a fucking Jewish
• 2:38:45
  intention. I couldn't stop laughing when I
• 2:38:49
  first heard that shit. It's like that's.
• 2:38:54
  That's a very yeah, just the leftover shit.
• 2:38:56
  They served the sailors at the dock at the end of the night.
• 2:39:01
  It's like whatever we have left, put it in a pot.
• 2:39:07
  You know, I'll say the American version probably a lot better
• 2:39:11
  for you than the virgin boy piss, boiled eggs or the gutter
• 2:39:16
  oil. Oh yeah.
• 2:39:18
  Gutter oil she. Loves pure oil. 00 and and dog
• 2:39:24
  don't don't don't don't forget. The the fresh fresh freshly
• 2:39:31
  blanched rat so they could get the fur off it or the just fresh
• 2:39:37
  raw baby bird out of a Bush. I don't know if you saw that fun
• 2:39:41
  video where the lady just like grabs it and bites the head off.
• 2:39:45
  Yeah. Speaking of videos of Lady Sam,
• 2:39:49
  I got one more. I don't know if we actually
• 2:39:50
  discussed that they're maybe probably did, huh?
• 2:39:55
  The the white ladies are yelling the N word at anti at ice.
• 2:40:01
  Agents. Oh God, that shit dude, that
• 2:40:03
  yeah, they're calling on the House.
• 2:40:05
  Then I the same oh. Man now I've I've famously
• 2:40:09
  talked about this that my black friends that I was with at
• 2:40:13
  straight pride antifa chanted the N word at them too and that
• 2:40:17
  was in 2019. So wait.
• 2:40:20
  Fucking. Racist.
• 2:40:21
  So wait, cat ladies are dropping the N bomb now?
• 2:40:25
  Yes, this. Well, no, it was a.
• 2:40:26
  It was a. Cat, dude.
• 2:40:29
  Yeah, it's a cat. Dude.
• 2:40:31
  And. He misgendered this cat dude and
• 2:40:35
  so in response he called them a house N and.
• 2:40:38
  You see the other one show what 100 R You see the other cat dude
• 2:40:43
  showed up at the door to try and like intimidate him from getting
• 2:40:46
  from from opening it to say like you think that's the right thing
• 2:40:49
  to do to ask him asking a people lady.
• 2:40:53
  Yeah, and then as that black cops drive it away, he flipped
• 2:40:56
  them off. Yeah.
• 2:40:58
  And you notice that he had to, he had to slam the car door
• 2:41:01
  because they tried to open it up again on them.
• 2:41:04
  And then they threw the snowball afterwards.
• 2:41:06
  That fucking massive delay. Super coordinated, super
• 2:41:12
  coordinated soilagers over there they got in Minnesota.
• 2:41:16
  Well, I I love the genius fucking optical strategy of
• 2:41:20
  yelling racial slurs in it in particular using it as a slur,
• 2:41:26
  as a pejorative in the most blatant way possible.
• 2:41:29
  Great job left wing demonstrators.
• 2:41:31
  You're you're. Why?
• 2:41:33
  Why it's it's it's 2020. It's 2026 now, Max the lot.
• 2:41:40
  The lot has been calling people retards again after after I know
• 2:41:46
  and. Now and now they're like oh
• 2:41:48
  let's just start yelling the N word at people and we're like
• 2:41:51
  whoa bro, calm down. My favorite there is rather
• 2:41:55
  like, you don't get to be offended now.
• 2:41:57
  It's like we're not offended, it's just clear now that you
• 2:41:59
  never were. I'm not offended that you think
• 2:42:03
  it's a good idea to yell that at a black man.
• 2:42:06
  I think he's offended though. I think that it would be very
• 2:42:11
  funny for the rest of us if he were to, I don't know, do what
• 2:42:16
  you expect of him when he hears that word from one of us.
• 2:42:20
  Yeah, instead he. Rolls his.
• 2:42:21
  Eyes at you, which is what they generally will do when you do
• 2:42:26
  that. They will roll their eyes at you
• 2:42:28
  and just not want to be. Around you notice that's exactly
• 2:42:31
  what he did Yeah like are you serious and then he left yeah,
• 2:42:35
  like it's a fucking. I've I've had.
• 2:42:37
  Plenty of friends where? Somebody does that to black
• 2:42:40
  friends where somebody will say the N word to them and I've
• 2:42:43
  never had one of them like beat them to a bloody pulp.
• 2:42:46
  They roll their fucking eyes and they're like, yeah, that guy's a
• 2:42:49
  fucking faggot, right? Yeah.
• 2:42:53
  Who wants to hang out with that guy?
• 2:42:54
  And everybody's like, yeah, fuck him.
• 2:42:57
  And that's it. And that's how it's handled
• 2:42:59
  99.9% of the time. Yeah.
• 2:43:04
  Exactly. And that how that cop handled
• 2:43:05
  it. Roll your eyes and just all
• 2:43:07
  right, I'm done with. You I I think slamming your door
• 2:43:10
  shut when they tried to open it on the throw the snowball in and
• 2:43:13
  then opening it again on the way out, getting the middle finger.
• 2:43:17
  Very classy of them. Yeah, very classy.
• 2:43:20
  Now to now to be now in defense, the in defense of the officer.
• 2:43:26
  It is understandable that he would misgender a cat man and
• 2:43:31
  the cat lady because. Yeah.
• 2:43:32
  But then after that, after he figured it out, Sam, he was
• 2:43:36
  like, Sir, I'm going to need you to move.
• 2:43:39
  Right. See, that was different than
• 2:43:42
  that was. The thing is, there was more
• 2:43:43
  than one. There was the one behind the
• 2:43:45
  camera who was shouting how to him, and then there was the one
• 2:43:48
  who posted up on the door to intimidate him, to keep him from
• 2:43:51
  opening it. It's just, Sir, I need you to
• 2:43:54
  move. I need to open the door.
• 2:43:56
  So he's like, did you misgender me?
• 2:43:58
  You house N word? I don't want to get us like, you
• 2:44:01
  know, in trouble. But that's what again, this is
• 2:44:04
  unredacted. They used it with a hard arm.
• 2:44:07
  No, and they said it multiple times.
• 2:44:12
  The thing is, like, there was no irony to it.
• 2:44:14
  There was no, you know, there's no unseen humor that with people
• 2:44:21
  just aren't getting. There was no other intent
• 2:44:23
  besides to be that asshole in the room, and there was plenty
• 2:44:28
  of space around them. Well, it's interesting too,
• 2:44:32
  because use like, like again, I've just come up many times
• 2:44:36
  this year, but weirdly enough, here we are again, Sam, Malcolm
• 2:44:40
  X is where they get the term. And he said house Negro.
• 2:44:43
  So that's the term that I'm going to use in this scenario,
• 2:44:45
  if that's OK. He talked about the house Negro
• 2:44:48
  and the field Negro in a very famous speech, and that's where
• 2:44:51
  they're getting this from, right?
• 2:44:55
  He would say to this white, probably upper middle class
• 2:44:59
  trans person. You shouldn't be saying that to
• 2:45:03
  him. Yeah, really.
• 2:45:06
  Now you don't get to. Decide who's the house and who's
• 2:45:09
  the field Negro. That's for the Negroes to
• 2:45:12
  decide. Malcolm X now I now I know, I
• 2:45:16
  know I'm a white guy, but if I had to take a if I had to take a
• 2:45:19
  guess, I would imagine that Malcolm X would be pretty
• 2:45:23
  disappointed in a lot of like modern day black lefties.
• 2:45:29
  Well, he was also a bit of a militant racist on certain
• 2:45:32
  things, so. Yeah.
• 2:45:34
  Like there's I have a. Malcolm X comic Within Reach
• 2:45:37
  because the guy was more reasonable than people think.
• 2:45:40
  And yeah, this one's pretty obvious if you're.
• 2:45:43
  Going to he was honest about his opinions.
• 2:45:45
  That was the thing that he was really good about.
• 2:45:47
  That's something that was I appreciate greatly about him as
• 2:45:51
  a man, very honest about his opinions.
• 2:45:53
  He didn't hide it like a lot of, well, shit libs.
• 2:45:57
  And as you may know, when he came to Islam, his opinion
• 2:46:01
  shifted greatly as well, and people seem to forget the
• 2:46:04
  latter. Part Yeah.
• 2:46:08
  Where he was more accepting of white people, essentially he he
• 2:46:11
  did not. He was not a.
• 2:46:13
  Nationalist when he was shot, and in fact that's partly why he
• 2:46:17
  got shot. He was very against interracial
• 2:46:20
  marriage, kind of until, until he got shot.
• 2:46:26
  No, he around, around, then around then when after he
• 2:46:29
  converted, that was when he was starting to get over it.
• 2:46:32
  Yeah, he switched his opinions on that because he went to
• 2:46:35
  Mecca. Although it that's kind of
• 2:46:40
  interesting because a black man going to Mecca, he'd think he
• 2:46:45
  would have educated himself on what the Arab slave trade did to
• 2:46:49
  black men. He did.
• 2:46:51
  Yeah, that's. He spent a lot of time talking
• 2:46:54
  about that. But the other thing that he
• 2:46:56
  noted by going to Mecca was there was black, white, brown
• 2:47:00
  people all there together. And he decided that they, you
• 2:47:04
  know, although he advocates on behalf of his people, it was not
• 2:47:09
  to the exclusion of everybody else anymore that he, that's
• 2:47:12
  where he changed. Yeah.
• 2:47:17
  But regardless what he would have said about using his
• 2:47:19
  analogy of the house in the fields Negro is he would say
• 2:47:24
  that a a white a white liberal should never do.
• 2:47:26
  By the way, he said, white liberals were the devil.
• 2:47:29
  Yeah, I was going to say that was the big one there is that
• 2:47:31
  that he would be talking to a white liberal, not necessarily
• 2:47:34
  Whitey. Yeah.
• 2:47:36
  Well, yeah. Well, that's, that's what I'm,
• 2:47:38
  that's what I'm saying. Because he's literal.
• 2:47:42
  Klan members more than he trusted white liberals.
• 2:47:45
  That's a fact. Yep, yes it is.
• 2:47:49
  Yeah. He said they'd stab him.
• 2:47:53
  They'd stab him in his front at least.
• 2:47:56
  Yeah. That's the.
• 2:47:58
  Thing any, any any minority. If you deal with enough enough
• 2:48:04
  lefties, let alone liberals, you eventually run into the point
• 2:48:09
  where one of them turns on you in that way, where you disagree
• 2:48:13
  on something that they hold sacred, and suddenly the claws
• 2:48:18
  come out and so does the the the racist under the skin.
• 2:48:23
  Yep. I you the, I, I don't think you
• 2:48:28
  know, aside from the, the Twitter righties of the last
• 2:48:31
  five or ten years, the well, I'll just say this in person.
• 2:48:35
  The number of times I've been called tyke is accountable on
• 2:48:38
  two hands. And I can tell you and I can
• 2:48:41
  tell you the kind of person who said it to my face, It's it's or
• 2:48:47
  even behind my back. But the people it's used to
• 2:48:49
  describe me were not on the right.
• 2:48:52
  Oh, by oh, by the way, since I, since I have you Max and more
• 2:48:59
  here, I I do want to ask you, you all, do you think, do you
• 2:49:04
  think Hassan is having a stroke since his uncle, since his uncle
• 2:49:10
  Shank did like a podcast with Tucker Carlson?
• 2:49:17
  Absolutely. I.
• 2:49:20
  I think he's hoping to get on there because I think all Hassan
• 2:49:23
  cares about at this point is his level of relevance.
• 2:49:26
  Yeah, he mentioned, he mentioned Jank the other day.
• 2:49:32
  I think I was watching a Pegasus, a more Pegasus video
• 2:49:36
  and she loves him. And I think he he'd mentioned in
• 2:49:42
  there about Jank doing his own thing, you know, which he
• 2:49:46
  disagreed with. And it's like, well, this out
• 2:49:48
  gives it more context that he did an interview with Tucker,
• 2:49:53
  which really is is entirely on brand.
• 2:49:57
  Yeah, he's in their camp now, so.
• 2:49:59
  I wouldn't need. I do.
• 2:50:01
  I do find it funny though, that like that Tucker has like so now
• 2:50:09
  we've reached a parallel where like the far right and the far
• 2:50:12
  left both hate Jews and America. It's always been the case
• 2:50:15
  though. And yeah.
• 2:50:17
  Why our time traveling, weather manipulating Jew scheme is
• 2:50:22
  apartment to make money Sam. Yes, yeah, I know, I know.
• 2:50:28
  I just I just find. We.
• 2:50:30
  Just have I'll put together like like a documentary with some
• 2:50:35
  grainy footage and some like scary sounding music and we'll
• 2:50:40
  talk about how Jews from the future have already gone back to
• 2:50:43
  the past. Oh man.
• 2:50:48
  Oh man, you know what? Here's part of it is that they
• 2:50:51
  are the see. See Einstein, Red Alert was
• 2:50:55
  right. Command and conquer.
• 2:50:56
  Einstein went back in time to kill Hitler, but it was time
• 2:51:00
  travelling weather. Manipulating Jews made it rain
• 2:51:03
  that day, so it didn't work. Oh.
• 2:51:08
  And that's why we had World War 2.
• 2:51:10
  Oh darn it, that just figures. Yeah, it was kind of an
• 2:51:16
  accident. They were trying to make it rain
• 2:51:18
  that week thereabouts, but you know how things happen.
• 2:51:22
  Yeah. My conspiracy theory is going to
• 2:51:27
  have some vagueness to it on purpose, because that helps.
• 2:51:32
  Oh yeah, your details you have to hammer out the more
• 2:51:36
  plausible. Let the autists on 4 Chan figure
• 2:51:38
  that out. They're going to get at least
• 2:51:41
  three different competing factions.
• 2:51:43
  All of them are going to violently hate each other.
• 2:51:46
  That's right. That's the point.
• 2:51:47
  If you think that religions are ever, you know, going to go
• 2:51:50
  away, this is how they start. You know you can L Ron Hubbard
• 2:51:53
  this shit. Just make sure you stay away
• 2:51:55
  from the well. That's the good thing.
• 2:51:58
  About this, Craig, is I'm not making your own.
• 2:52:00
  Clearwater. Religion so much as the
• 2:52:03
  conspiracy about yours. Just be wary like you're going
• 2:52:08
  to get your own C org if you go down this route too far.
• 2:52:11
  You're going to have to take care of these fucking like I.
• 2:52:15
  Mean like the org it's. Going to be like the real life
• 2:52:17
  you. Think about being in charge of
• 2:52:19
  it, right? It's going to be somewhere
• 2:52:21
  between the what? What the fuck's that?
• 2:52:24
  That female rape fantasy in the red costumes they have going on?
• 2:52:31
  Yeah, somewhere between that and Stepford Wives.
• 2:52:33
  And then Seaworg is going to be like mad because he took their
• 2:52:37
  business model of of enslaving the local population after
• 2:52:42
  indoctrinating him into their bullshit religion.
• 2:52:44
  All all the. Flag Craig, but I've already had
• 2:52:48
  anti semite steal my jokes and make them theories a bunch of
• 2:52:52
  times before. You know that Mike Enoch faggot
• 2:52:56
  Mike Dean of Itch or whatever. Yeah.
• 2:52:58
  Not him but his Co host used to steal a joke from me every week
• 2:53:02
  for like a year. I was so mad.
• 2:53:04
  I would just like these guys are like open Nazis and they would
• 2:53:11
  steal literally word for word he would take my jokes.
• 2:53:14
  I was like I want to strangle that fan or whatever he called
• 2:53:18
  me. Fuck that guy.
• 2:53:20
  Nazi stealing my jokes. I used to kick Nazis asses you
• 2:53:24
  bitch. Anyway, what were we on about
• 2:53:28
  Tell? Me how you really feel?
• 2:53:32
  Well, you know, well, you know, they like to accuse Jews of
• 2:53:35
  stealing everything, but it's funny that they, you know,
• 2:53:40
  they're. Two things cheaper than Jews
• 2:53:42
  Sam, Irish people and anti semites.
• 2:53:48
  True. Nobody's cheaper than an anti
• 2:53:51
  semite, let's be real 'cause they think a Jew is always out
• 2:53:54
  to screw them. Well, yeah.
• 2:53:58
  So they're extra cheap. Of of course that that That's
• 2:54:05
  why. That's why they're always EE
• 2:54:07
  bagging. And Irish people, we're just
• 2:54:08
  cheap because, which is a lot. That's why Jews and Irish people
• 2:54:13
  often get along. Yes, we're very cheap.
• 2:54:19
  Stay in the value of a dollar. That is true.
• 2:54:25
  And that's why, you know, they're like, look at all the
• 2:54:29
  millionaires and stuff. They're all like, they're all
• 2:54:32
  Jewish. And I'm like, are they all?
• 2:54:35
  What are the rest of them? All right?
• 2:54:38
  Almost all Irish, aren't they? Yeah, that's right.
• 2:54:45
  That's right. The potato conspiracy is real.
• 2:54:49
  Is. Real.
• 2:54:50
  I mean, you've got, I mean you've got Andrew Carnegie and
• 2:54:55
  and. Joe Biden, don't forget.
• 2:55:01
  Don't forget evil geniuses like Joe Biden, Sam.
• 2:55:06
  Oh yeah, fuck Biden. Biden's Eye by Biden.
• 2:55:10
  Is you understand how deep level of 40 chess it is to poop in
• 2:55:14
  front of the Pope? That is the most alpha Irish
• 2:55:18
  thing you could ever do. You're like, fuck the Pope, I'm
• 2:55:21
  going to take a shit in front of him.
• 2:55:25
  What's he going to do? He cocked the Pope with pooping
• 2:55:28
  his pants. Sam Joe Biden must be stopped.
• 2:55:33
  I mean. The crust date is too powerful.
• 2:55:44
  I mean to, I mean, to be fair, I'm pretty sure the man had
• 2:55:47
  dementia, but. Like that's right because it's
• 2:55:51
  all channelled into the butt Sam.
• 2:55:54
  All of his life's energy was channelled into that.
• 2:55:57
  He had to Sam this man shit in front or pooped or farted in
• 2:56:02
  front of multiple world leaders. You don't think that's a
• 2:56:06
  strategy? A Machiavellian strategy.
• 2:56:12
  She. Farted in front of the Queen Sam
• 2:56:14
  and then she died. There's.
• 2:56:21
  No correlation. Queen Elizabeth reigned for like
• 2:56:27
  70 years, she saw Joe Biden, he cut cheese and she's dead.
• 2:56:35
  I'm. Just saying, this man was a
• 2:56:38
  master strategist and a flatulence espionage expert,
• 2:56:46
  Sam. Well, yeah, but she but she was
• 2:56:53
  also like 100 or something too. That's right, he's thinking he
• 2:56:59
  gave a fart so powerful to your body just gave out.
• 2:57:03
  Well, well, to be fair. We've had those kind of farts,
• 2:57:07
  Sam. We've all had those kind of
• 2:57:09
  farts. The kind of fart that could melt
• 2:57:11
  steel beams. Oh God, I, I, I, I ain't to
• 2:57:17
  imagine what you're going to be like when you turn 80.
• 2:57:20
  Them them farts that are just so flamin hot that they could melt
• 2:57:25
  through your underwear. Yeah, I know.
• 2:57:31
  I've I've never had those. Joe Biden has learned to control
• 2:57:38
  his mega farts to such a degree that he's intimidating world
• 2:57:42
  leaders all over into communism. He needs to be stopped.
• 2:57:48
  Well, he Trump did stop him. Oh.
• 2:57:51
  Great. All righty.
• 2:57:53
  Actually, no, actually no. Dementia stopped.
• 2:57:58
  No it didn't, Sam. His ass was still on a rampage
• 2:58:01
  all over Europe, Sam. Joe Biden shrinked her alone,
• 2:58:09
  intimidated so many world leaders.
• 2:58:13
  I'm not convinced that Joe Biden's rectum did not kidnap
• 2:58:17
  Maduro. Well.
• 2:58:22
  Think about it, Sam. Swoop.
• 2:58:25
  Well, let's be fair. Well, it's be fair.
• 2:58:28
  People in Venezuela did say that there were Sonic weapons used
• 2:58:33
  so. That's right.
• 2:58:35
  Nobody ripped a big fart. Everybody started bleeding out
• 2:58:39
  of their ears and he sucked them up in his rectum.
• 2:58:43
  That's the Maduro raid. That's how I remember it, Sam.
• 2:58:48
  So, so, so you're telling. So you're so you're telling me
• 2:58:54
  that that Trump secretly has Biden locked up in a basement
• 2:58:58
  somewhere and that he's like harnessing?
• 2:59:01
  You, Sam, is that Joe Biden's sphincter is a weapon of mass
• 2:59:05
  destruction? Yeah, yeah.
• 2:59:07
  That Trump is like is harnessing as a weapon in order to.
• 2:59:12
  That's right. Well, if we don't use Joe
• 2:59:17
  Biden's ass, China will. Him.
• 2:59:24
  Please. I, I knew, I knew that that's
• 2:59:29
  what was going to go. So, and, and I, and I'm sorry
• 2:59:34
  Maxine, he encourages me and I encourage him well.
• 2:59:38
  Stop it. And then and then Craig.
• 2:59:41
  Can be done and. Then Craig encourages both of.
• 2:59:44
  Us. The only thing that could stop
• 2:59:46
  us now is Joe Biden's asshole. My.
• 2:59:55
  God, we've become too powerful, Sam.
• 3:00:00
  That that that that would be a great RTOT shirt that like that
• 3:00:05
  like the only. The only thing that can stop us
• 3:00:08
  now and then on the back is Joe Biden's asshole, and it's a
• 3:00:13
  picture of a shrinker. Order yours today.
• 3:00:20
  What are yours today? RTO shop.com, which we don't
• 3:00:24
  have yet, but we will at some. Point.
• 3:00:27
  Kind of like I don't have a promo video of Sam doing like an
• 3:00:31
  NWO bit. If only someone had had that
• 3:00:34
  idea. Oh yeah, Oh yeah, about.
• 3:00:38
  It so no conspiracy theory? What if someone dropped the
• 3:00:44
  truly monumental paint peeler as the plane hit the tower?
• 3:00:52
  Jet fuel doesn't need to melt steel beams.
• 3:00:57
  Where? Was Joe Biden on 9/11?
• 3:01:02
  Did Joe Biden's ass take down the twin towers?
• 3:01:05
  Sam, he farted. I'm breaking new ground here.
• 3:01:13
  I don't even want to say that out loud because we could open
• 3:01:16
  up a whole new rabbit hole into Joe Biden's ass.
• 3:01:30
  I'm I'm out there in the kitchen putting the chicken away.
• 3:01:34
  Listen to you motherfuckers. Go on about Joe.
• 3:01:39
  Biden's ass. That's right, the powerful
• 3:01:44
  thing. Next week's episode could just
• 3:01:50
  be titled and Joe Biden's has. We used to have Sam.
• 3:01:56
  We used to play a lot of games after we did streams years ago
• 3:02:00
  and there was a tradie guy named Burke.
• 3:02:05
  And when we would play Quiplash, for some random reason, we all
• 3:02:09
  just started writing the answer, Burke's gaping asshole.
• 3:02:13
  And it became such a dream for no reason really.
• 3:02:18
  We just kind of thought of that and it became like the meme, you
• 3:02:22
  know, to the point that. Is why I used that the last time
• 3:02:26
  we played those games. Together.
• 3:02:27
  That's right. We played Quiplash with you guys
• 3:02:30
  and she put Burke's gaping asshole as an answer at some
• 3:02:34
  point. And I was like, they're never
• 3:02:35
  going to get that. Yeah, I don't.
• 3:02:39
  Have Joe Biden's gaping asshole. No, that's the even.
• 3:02:46
  That's even better so. You're going to start combining
• 3:02:51
  that with the we. We only got half of Joe Biden's
• 3:02:54
  asshole in 2024. Sam and I worry that in 2028
• 3:02:58
  we're going to get full Kamala's asshole.
• 3:03:02
  Oh God, that's. And that shit stinks.
• 3:03:05
  Dog. Nobody want to be smelling
• 3:03:09
  Kamala Harris's asshole. Yeah, no.
• 3:03:13
  And well, I. Don't care if you're a.
• 3:03:15
  Fan of hers? I don't care if you want to vote
• 3:03:17
  for her. Do you want to sniff her butt?
• 3:03:20
  Oh my. God.
• 3:03:21
  No, you don't. Well, no.
• 3:03:25
  Well, no. Well, no.
• 3:03:26
  Well, nobody wants to. What was that pause, Sam?
• 3:03:33
  Well, nobody wants. What machination brought that
• 3:03:36
  well out of you? Nobody wants, nobody wants to
• 3:03:40
  smell her, her, other. Or if I saw it.
• 3:03:47
  Are you trying to talk about her front hole, Sam?
• 3:03:51
  Yeah, I mean that's. Are you upset with Pamela's
• 3:03:54
  front hole, Sam? Yeah, well, I mean, I, I have
• 3:03:57
  she. I I feel like that she.
• 3:04:00
  It doesn't have the dark horror of Hillary Clinton hiding inside
• 3:04:03
  there, Sam. No, but I haven't I.
• 3:04:07
  Feel like Kamala Harris's front hole.
• 3:04:10
  Sounds like a horror movie to be honest.
• 3:04:12
  It's probably, it's probably just a bar in the middle of New
• 3:04:17
  Orleans. Well, Craig, I don't think it's
• 3:04:23
  kosher. How many babies do we think
• 3:04:27
  Kamala has eaten? That's six, guys.
• 3:04:41
  I count 6. The the the real, the real
• 3:04:44
  question is though, well. How many abortions now?
• 3:04:49
  Speaking speaking for the other two, we here at the Theca
• 3:04:52
  Untitled podcast do not condone spousal abuse.
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  We do, however, find it hilarious.
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  Well, the well, the other question that we.
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  Have abuse if it hurts though, what if you?
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  Like. It.
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  Well, the other, well, well, well, if you like it, then
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  that's a whole, that's all other kind.
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  Well, I mean, it's hard to make a case that I don't.
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  I'm always asking for it, you know?
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  So breaking so breaking news backs into I guess a weird form,
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  a different one of BDS. What a.
• 3:05:31
  Good old self report. I what I enjoy Sam is getting
• 3:05:38
  that level of reaction for my jokes.
• 3:05:41
  To be honest. This is a good.
• 3:05:44
  Sign most comedians. Are mad?
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  What if the live audience is beating your ass over your joke?
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  It was probably funny. Well.
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  We had and it's not. It's funny.
• 3:05:55
  They're beating your ass over it.
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  See. It's funny either way.
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  We, we have to, we have to ask. I, you know, we, we covered, we
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  covered Biden's asshole. We covered we, we.
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  Covered. Somebody needed to cover Biden's
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  ass. Someone.
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  Finally, put the pants on. Was there?
• 3:06:15
  What kind of tarp did you use? Was it the quadruple quilt time?
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  We. We.
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  You know. They're.
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  They're just it was straight. Depends.
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  There, there there are questions about.
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  Heavy flow. There there are there are there
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  are questions about Kamala's front front end.
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  You'll. Get it out.
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  And yeah and yeah and yeah, the And yet the gratic ones
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  remained. How many Dicks has Candace Owens
• 3:06:54
  sucked? You see, I don't think it's
• 3:06:59
  actually been any. I think she bites them off and
• 3:07:01
  swallows them. That's probably.
• 3:07:07
  That's sounds accurate. To like, no, she's getting the
• 3:07:12
  penile energy, Jesus. Fucking Christ you.
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  Guys, hey, the Epstein files are out.
• 3:07:23
  They're. Hey, you not seen how crazy she
• 3:07:25
  is? What do you want?
• 3:07:25
  From us. Have you not read any of her
• 3:07:29
  tweets? Like ever.
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  Yeah, yeah, no, that, that, Yeah, I know that.
• 3:07:35
  That's why that theory makes complete sense.
• 3:07:37
  And that and that would also explain why, like, Charlie
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  stayed away from her. I feel like.
• 3:07:45
  We saw what happened the last guy.
• 3:07:47
  I feel like we need Craig's whistle now, and it can be the
• 3:07:51
  whistle of Joe Biden's asshole. Oh.
• 3:07:54
  My God, I. Don't think I can reach that
• 3:07:57
  pitch, man. You just you blow the Joe
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  Biden's asshole whistle when the show starting to stink.
• 3:08:06
  Yeah, it just plays the brown note.
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  Well, I, you know, I I do have to say too, that I, I love the
• 3:08:15
  fact that you dropped the whistles off for your nieces and
• 3:08:19
  nephews to. That I did.
• 3:08:24
  To Craig so they can. That's how you become the best
• 3:08:28
  uncle in the world. You bring all the toys that make
• 3:08:31
  the noise and you don't just bring one for each of your
• 3:08:33
  nieces and nephews. You bring like 5 for them to
• 3:08:37
  share with their friends. You give them an extra 5 to
• 3:08:41
  share with all the friends they have over.
• 3:08:44
  Oh, so oh, so then oh so then your siblings and then and then
• 3:08:49
  bring your siblings and everyone try to.
• 3:08:51
  Spread the joy. And then and then when you and
• 3:08:54
  then when your siblings and and definitely try and, you know,
• 3:08:59
  strangle you, you're like, why? You just turn to their children
• 3:09:04
  and you say help. Your father has gone insane.
• 3:09:09
  My son has taken to he. Likes up on Gamer Press.
• 3:09:14
  He likes to jump and splash me like, like a frog splash.
• 3:09:23
  And he doesn't know how to work that shit.
• 3:09:27
  He's, he's dad. I'm going to smash you like a
• 3:09:30
  donut. Climbs up on his bed, jumps on
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  me, man. He'll give me like, you know, 10
• 3:09:37
  of them. And I'm just like, please, I
• 3:09:41
  can't be crushed anymore. And he's like, oh, quit being a
• 3:09:45
  baby dad. Yeah.
• 3:09:49
  He yeah, he's totally, he's totally not your kid at all
• 3:09:55
  whatsoever. That that's totally not I.
• 3:10:01
  Wish you would learn how to be a little more ginger about it.
• 3:10:05
  I'm old Sam, not as old as Joe Biden's asshole.
• 3:10:10
  I don't. Want him to be soulless?
• 3:10:15
  But pretty old. That's true, but anyway, well it
• 3:10:22
  is witching hour so we have bits and bones Friday any any gaming
• 3:10:40
  news? Some upcoming new card game
• 3:10:45
  being released. Cool sandwich makers on
• 3:10:53
  Saturday, I think and then. And at some point I will discuss
• 3:11:01
  angry lesbians from outer space. Which that'll be awesome and
• 3:11:12
  interesting. And then fake entire podcast is
• 3:11:16
  usually on Sundays. Yeah, it seems that Evan's
• 3:11:22
  slowly finding his social life. Pray for him.
• 3:11:26
  Well, that, that's well, that that's good.
• 3:11:33
  Yeah, it also means that when we do it on Sundays, we butt up
• 3:11:38
  against having a work day the next day.
• 3:11:40
  But we have been gonna roll like we've had a, we've had like 3 or
• 3:11:44
  4 like 4 hours streams per row. Yeah.
• 3:11:49
  No happy about that, but we were having.
• 3:11:51
  Fun, no? Well, no.
• 3:11:53
  Hey, that makes for great listening on when I'm doing
• 3:11:58
  stuff on Mondays. Of course.
• 3:12:02
  Also, no one can figure out why I'm laughing hysterically.
• 3:12:10
  Good check out like follow and all that for RTO Media on
• 3:12:15
  Twitter because it seems less shadow band than mine.
• 3:12:20
  Yeah. And it gets a lot more views.
• 3:12:23
  So apparently that's that's the way to see stuff.
• 3:12:28
  Did you follow me? And you're not going to see
• 3:12:30
  anything about. I.
• 3:12:36
  'Cause Elon Musk is too busy with them Epstein parties to
• 3:12:39
  take care of Twitter, Sam. Yeah, seems like it.
• 3:12:45
  Was he? I thought I was a bit of a joke
• 3:12:51
  on that end, but Oh well. Naturally, Mars is in a basement
• 3:12:58
  already. He.
• 3:13:00
  Says. Apparently Mars is in a basement
• 3:13:04
  on an island. So.
• 3:13:12
  It's called Sam, so take it on home.
• 3:13:16
  You got your book coming, I believe March 10th.
• 3:13:18
  You said American Inferno. Yeah, I do.
• 3:13:22
  And we'll, I've got some stuff cooking for that, so.
• 3:13:27
  So do I, Sam. I've been working on an
• 3:13:29
  original, like little little thing I told you about, and I
• 3:13:32
  ain't going to tell everybody else.
• 3:13:33
  I already did, but not anymore. That'll be.
• 3:13:38
  Should put the full text in the suno and see what happens.
• 3:13:42
  Which that, that'll be that'll be awesome, so.
• 3:13:47
  But I have an entire entire book narrated as a metal symphonic
• 3:13:55
  metal epic. Of that, that would be like a.
• 3:14:01
  That would be like a 40. Hour.
• 3:14:07
  Yeah, yeah, SUNO rock opera or something like that.
• 3:14:12
  So. But anyway, well, thanks for
• 3:14:19
  tuning everyone and we will talk to you down the road so later
• 3:14:27
  Gators. Joe Biden's asshole shut.
• 3:14:33
  Up and of course I got rumbled so.
• 3:14:43
  I could say whatever I want. Now he got rumbled.
• 3:14:49
  That could be anything. It could go any direction.
• 3:14:53
  Now he got rumbled by Joe Biden's asshole.
• 3:15:00
  My God, you. Are insufferable.
• 3:15:12
  Not muted. Yes, I yes, I know.
• 3:15:18
  He's. I know.
• 3:15:20
  He's acting. Yeah, you all suffer it.
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