Latest / The Magic Guys / Fism Winner Mortenn Chrisiansen Hates Magic #183
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- 0:00They're guys they do magic they are the magic guys,
- 0:09ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode 183 of the magic guys over there wand
- 0:16whistling doug khan in the building oh oh yeah to my to my other shoulder we've
- 0:23got nick k Okay, welcome to the show, friend.
- 0:27The beautiful, bald, I want another B, beast of a man. There we go. I'll be. I'll be.
- 0:36And I'm Josh Dombrito. Welcome to the show where we as professional magicians
- 0:40chat to other professional magicians and talk about our life and the whimsicalness
- 0:44that goes with it. Great to have everyone here already.
- 0:47Tim Askin is ready in the chat. He's good to go.
- 0:51Adonis making my landing. landing
- 0:53i is he going for a poop before he watches is that
- 0:56what he means and we've got i'm not i'm
- 1:00not that hip with the the newest lingo you know you just
- 1:03always go to toilet humor that's all that's what i'm known for you know what
- 1:10else can i yeah what is well what is making my landing mean i mean he's got
- 1:15a dab emoji next to it anyway doesn't matter good to see you guys What an episode
- 1:20we had last week. It did some high numbers on YouTube.
- 1:23Everyone was very interested in particularly Nick's...
- 1:28No, talking about Teller and going to Teller's house and the shenanigans and
- 1:32the sort of inside look on that. Very, very cool.
- 1:36Nick, have you sort of decompressed fully now from Magic Live?
- 1:39Do you feel like? I have, but the cool thing is that if it wasn't for the kindness
- 1:44of Teller and us going to the shows, I wouldn't have met our lovely guests coming
- 1:48on. Oh, very true. Very true.
- 1:50And before you dive into that, because that's what we're here for, really.
- 1:54Nick and I caught up last week in person, which was very cool.
- 1:58And you guys have seen a couple of vids coming out from that already,
- 2:02but there'll be some more.
- 2:03And when I got home, my girlfriend was just so creeped out about how similar
- 2:08we look, both wearing the Magic Eyes shirts and having a clean shaven head.
- 2:12It was kind of funny. funny but well
- 2:16i'm just asking i can't
- 2:20say anything now and then doug makes it three and what a party i wasn't gonna
- 2:29suggest that but whatever look we'll save that for my degenerate mind in the
- 2:34gutter yeah well look it's good to Keep this fucking podcast wholesome.
- 2:41Oh boy. So, but you're absolutely right. It's, you know, one door opens and
- 2:45that opens another door and that, you know, creates just,
- 2:49crazy opportunities like today so
- 2:53nick lead us in what what are we in for today well
- 2:56to lead you guys into it whilst away in vegas and and
- 2:59having a fun time with teller he was kind enough to have
- 3:03both myself and and nathan hedger as a guest to
- 3:05his show and as we arrive to the show we're lining
- 3:09up in all these booths and we go past all these amazing people along
- 3:12the way you know javier benitez was there and so forth and
- 3:15i see this lovely gentleman sitting there in a booth by himself and we'll rejoin
- 3:18his group and so we get the conversation and super
- 3:21lovely guy and as we're just engaging in conversation we set
- 3:24up a friendship only to find out that not only is he just a lovely dude he's
- 3:28also a fism champion from the year 2022 in comedy magic and over the days the
- 3:36reigning fism champion of comedy magic exactly right and not only that i had
- 3:42the pleasure of seeing his act,
- 3:43of which he was very humble about because it was one of the most spectacular things I've ever seen.
- 3:49And he was kind enough to come and have a chat with us here on the pod.
- 3:53So please join me in welcoming, all the way from Denmark, at a very,
- 3:57very late hour that he woke himself up for.
- 3:59He's pumped himself full of caffeine to give you guys a wonderful interview.
- 4:03Join me in welcoming Morten Christensen. Let's begin.
- 4:07Music.
- 4:22All right round of applause tiger woods for this one yeah,
- 4:31morton did i get your name right yes do you
- 4:35want to explain what what was your feeling watching last week's episode when
- 4:40nick brought you up i i listened to the last episode just to yeah to know what
- 4:46the show is and hear nick's version of magic live and then he He mispronounces my name seven times.
- 4:54Asks, Morteen or something? Morteen?
- 4:59I'm like, what, dude? We met each other and it's Morten.
- 5:03Well, in my defense, I have this habit. I have this habit.
- 5:07Whenever I hear something, when I learn it, it's like that's how I hear it,
- 5:10right? So, for example, YouTube.
- 5:13YouTube is YouTube. T-O-O-B. Because that's when I first heard it and I kept saying it. YouTube.
- 5:20It's tube with a chair it's just i don't know if it's part of my learning disability
- 5:24or whatever else but it's like i get it also and they hear me say my name to
- 5:29you and you heard my name being presented on stage loud the next performer morden
- 5:34christiansen and you still chose to say,
- 5:36morty mortine i feel he told
- 5:40me his name was mortine and keep me we hung out
- 5:43in very loud environments at magic shows
- 5:46we went rocking out down fremont street where people
- 5:49were trying to whip you that was a fun time but
- 5:52before we get into those stories please tell our audience who you are and what
- 5:56you do oh my name is morden and i'm a magician i'm from denmark and i do mainly
- 6:04like comedy stand-up parlor stage magic and i'm pretty decent.
- 6:11When he says decent, he really means he's very decent.
- 6:15No, it was really weird when I first met Nick at the Pantella show.
- 6:20And he's like, oh, you're also a magician because of Magic Lie was starting
- 6:24in two days. And I'm like, oh, yeah.
- 6:26And he asked, oh, dude, should I know you?
- 6:29And I'm like, no, because I don't have an ego. It would be weird of me to be
- 6:34like, yeah, you should know me.
- 6:36And he's like, yeah, what have you done? done and i
- 6:39hate being the guy that has to say oh i've done
- 6:42this and this so you have to pull it out
- 6:45of me like oh have you have you heard about fism yeah
- 6:48okay yeah i'm i i sort of i sort
- 6:51of won and i'm sort of the world champion
- 6:54like at first place i'm the best in the world it
- 6:57was so and here's here's my trophy yeah so
- 7:00yeah he took he we took a
- 7:03selfie and he had and he he texted it to a group friends and he's like you know
- 7:09this guy and then he got a response like oh yeah more than he's cool so yeah
- 7:14he had to be convinced yeah but still it's more team so that's great yeah yeah you,
- 7:23can just call him nike for the rest of the episode i'll take it.
- 7:31Uh but okay well geez there's so much to talk about in such little time okay
- 7:35how does how does FISM happen?
- 7:37Is that something that someone sort of taps you on the shoulder and they're
- 7:40like, Hey, we think you'd be good for this. What happens? Like, no,
- 7:46specifically like, is there something that you said? I am going there. I have intent.
- 7:50It's going to happen. Or was it kind of like, I fell into FISM because I feel
- 7:55like you're the type of guy that like falls into all of this.
- 7:58Oh yeah. Pretty much. No, I've always competed in, in like local competitions
- 8:02that we did a Danish championship at one point.
- 8:06And I always liked the deadline of having something to show in a competition
- 8:13because I always make my own stuff.
- 8:16So I did that when I was growing up in the magic world.
- 8:20And I'd always loved FISM. I loved the idea of somebody doing their best eight minutes.
- 8:25And I never thought I ever would be good enough to even compete.
- 8:31And because I'd won a few competitions here and there.
- 8:34And fizzum was postponed a
- 8:37year when i was doing when i was going to do it and i
- 8:40had a friend that was like hey you should do it you're the only
- 8:43danish magician that will ever have a chance and i'm
- 8:47okay fine and i i got they they extended the deadline for the for entering the
- 8:54competition and and then my club sponsored me and i went and i did not expect
- 9:01to win i didn't like i thought okay I might have some decent original stuff,
- 9:06but yeah, I did not expect the very...
- 9:10Now, you won for comedy. Did you enter for comedy, or is that something that is chosen?
- 9:16So there's a comedy contest.
- 9:19Yeah, there is a – they have the category for that.
- 9:26But nobody's won it for – 12 or 20 other comedy acts on a contest bill?
- 9:33Is that how that happens?
- 9:35Yeah, so at FISM, they shuffle all the acts, So you see somebody in manipulation,
- 9:40you see somebody on in illusions.
- 9:42And so you don't really, you don't just see 12 acts in comedy in a row.
- 9:47That's gotta be brutal because if they're not coming up after six duds. Yeah.
- 9:53And usually a lot of the comedy magic is like a parody of magic and like dumb.
- 10:01Yeah. Yeah. And nobody's won the comedy category for 10 years when I entered.
- 10:06Interesting. Because you still have to earn the points to call yourself the world's champion.
- 10:12Because of the point system, nobody's gotten the points in that category for 10 years.
- 10:18And I even think the last guys that won, I think they were moved over into comedy.
- 10:24I'm not sure, but I think that's what happened.
- 10:26Because FISM will move people around if they feel like they fit better in a
- 10:30different category and they can get it.
- 10:32That's kind of why I ask. I got the sense that maybe people weren't competing in a comedy contest.
- 10:38But now I understand more about the... The act that got the second place under
- 10:43me, they were actually in illusions.
- 10:46But they were moved over into comedy because they were funny and they had enough
- 10:50points to earn a second place.
- 10:52But I entered specifically into comedy because I'm a stage performer and I didn't
- 10:57fit in manipulation and illusions and all this stuff.
- 11:00So I'm like, oh, I'm going to do comedy.
- 11:03If they had like a close-up comedy, I would have entered that one. So, yeah.
- 11:08Yeah, wow. So cool. I feel like, you know, you could have done manipulation
- 11:12if you had done your bag act. That is hilarious.
- 11:17A clip I've seen of you with, you know, talk about a nest of boxes. I mean.
- 11:21Yeah. So you've been competing for, you've done a few of these, right?
- 11:26Leading, this isn't your first rodeo. Can you talk a little bit about it?
- 11:29It's my first, like it was my first like big international competition because
- 11:34I'd done like, we had a junior convention here in Denmark, which I,
- 11:37which I did when I was a kid.
- 11:39And then I did the Danish championship a bunch of times. And then I did the
- 11:42Scandinavian, like the Nordic championship.
- 11:45And that's like the only international thing I did.
- 11:48It but that competition is with like
- 11:51they don't play by fism rules so
- 11:54the point system is not the same so i
- 11:57didn't know when i when i went to fism what is my
- 12:00points like i had a few friends that have
- 12:03done international competitions so they knew where they what
- 12:06level of points they would usually earn and they
- 12:09knew what to work on and i had no idea like i
- 12:12didn't know how good or bad
- 12:15my act was within that point system
- 12:18so when i won i was very surprised what
- 12:22are some of the criteria of those points that it's based on is it like
- 12:25entertainment value is it originality do you
- 12:28know what the fact is yeah it's all of that yeah yeah yeah at some
- 12:31point i did it's like six things and it is it is like yeah originality the magic
- 12:36atmosphere the technique stuff like that but i I didn't know because like I
- 12:44like my act is there's a lot of misdirection in my act and it's a difficult thing to like,
- 12:49because that is a technique, but it's how would you judge that?
- 12:53Where if you see a manipulator use, you can see the technique because we know what to look for.
- 12:58But in misdirection, like if you were not fooled by the misdirection,
- 13:02does the technique work or do you have to pretend that it worked or so?
- 13:07I didn't really know what I was getting into. But yeah It worked but I'm still
- 13:13surprised That I have a FISM first place Trophy on my shelf.
- 13:17I'm as good as all the other guys. Me and Sean Farquhar and Nobè Ferrer and
- 13:23all these people, we're the same.
- 13:26We're there. I love him so much. Yeah, he's the greatest. And I'm as good as him, clearly.
- 13:32Eric Chen, I'm as good as Eric Chen.
- 13:35I know I'm two times as big as a little Chinese person.
- 13:40That was not supposed to sound like that. I'm the same.
- 13:46It's funny because We had a conversation about that, about folks coming to me
- 13:50and saying, oh, you do Magic, I do Magic. We're the same.
- 13:52And you're like, no, we're not.
- 13:55Yes, we are the same. But that's what I mean. I'm not as good as – I've never
- 14:01met Eric Chen, but he's so amazing.
- 14:03And people like that – yeah, I have a trophy that says I have the same points.
- 14:09I'm at the same level, but we're not the same. And it's weird,
- 14:14like, being in that club that all of these people, I love these people.
- 14:19Like, Nobe Ferreira is amazing.
- 14:20And, like, Sean Fakwa has won, like, the Grand Prix in first place,
- 14:26second place, third place.
- 14:27Like, he's been at the top for years before winning.
- 14:32And I'm just this dumb kid from Denmark that's like, oh, I can do misdirection pretty well.
- 14:39Maybe I can win. Yeah.
- 14:42Well, we just got to think about it like a different styles of music. Okay.
- 14:45Comedy is one style of music. It might be the punk rock of the music realm.
- 14:49You know what I mean? It might be like the heavy metal. There might be the Britney
- 14:51Spears, you know, I don't know what Sean Farquhar would be.
- 14:54He would be like the Michael Bolton of magic. You know what I mean?
- 14:58They're all brilliant in their own way, but I don't think that,
- 15:00you know, one makes Michael magic. Is that where you go? Yeah.
- 15:05Michael Bolton with Magic? You know, like just a great classic,
- 15:10absolute bangers. You know what I mean? I just feel like he lives in that realm.
- 15:13And I do believe they're both from Canada. So that's why I brought that up.
- 15:15But I wanted to circle back to originality. I can see that. Yeah.
- 15:20Okay, well, he's a Celine Dion. He's a Celine Dion of Magic.
- 15:23Is that better? Okay. I like that better, actually.
- 15:26I wanted to circle back to your originality because if anyone who has seen your
- 15:29act, it is entirely original and brilliant.
- 15:33And one of the things that I found really awesome is that a lot of the techniques
- 15:38that when you see things of FISM quality,
- 15:41it's that they're using techniques or ideas that haven't been created before
- 15:46or aren't available on a shelf somewhere.
- 15:48And I was hoping we could do a bit of a deep dive into that realm because you
- 15:53do some stuff that I don't know where it comes from.
- 15:57I just know it's brilliant. brilliant and and what does
- 16:00your brain do does your brain go hey wouldn't it be cool if and
- 16:04then you get pen paper double stick
- 16:07tape fishing wire and and a chicken and make
- 16:10it happen like what's the deal yeah i don't
- 16:13know like i've i like magic and i've always
- 16:16been interested in creating things like not
- 16:20to be like look what i've made i'm i'm so original but
- 16:23like just making stuff of building things
- 16:26whenever i got into magic and bought a gimmick like
- 16:29for some trick i would always try and remake it to
- 16:33understand that gimmick more and to also know
- 16:36if it broke i had the ability to make another one so
- 16:40i'd always just made my own things and i
- 16:43don't like doing other people's stuff on stage it feels so weird and fake to
- 16:50me to get credit for something i didn't do and magic is weird in the beginning
- 16:56like getting credit for like look I'm the greatest magician in the world and
- 16:59maybe the secret is oh you lifted two cards at the same time.
- 17:03So that part I've always like struggled with. And so see, and seeing people
- 17:08go on these Gatan shows and just with the trick they bought for like $15 and
- 17:14you're the best magician ever.
- 17:16Like I, I, I, I hate that. I, it feels so fake to me getting credit for something I didn't do.
- 17:22So I've always just made my own stuff and my fism act is yeah.
- 17:27Everything in it is pretty much something I've made from, from yeah.
- 17:32Nothing. thing has that been the case for all of your competitions that
- 17:36you've done have you stuck with the
- 17:39original material yeah yeah i i've i've
- 17:42i never perform anybody else's material on stage
- 17:45i i i literally get like feel sick doing it it feels so weird getting credit
- 17:51for something i didn't make or say or like invent or something even though i
- 17:56know that's pretty much how our business business works you buy a trick you
- 18:00put a little bit of your own spin on it but you you're still,
- 18:03for me, you're still just lying.
- 18:06And especially if you throw on a bullshit presentation of, oh,
- 18:09my dad once said this and blah, blah, blah.
- 18:12But it's okay to have Michael Bolton singing classics wonderfully, right? You know? Yeah.
- 18:19It's maybe not the tier that you want to equate Sean Farquhar with,
- 18:23but we can have this art existing in the world. Yeah.
- 18:28Just play a little devil's advocate so everyone in Magicdom
- 18:31doesn't feel bad right now because i mean oh they should feel
- 18:34bad i'm feeling bad originality
- 18:38is the way no doubt about it a million
- 18:41percent but we need to let you know we need to
- 18:43have room for you know yeah really well
- 18:47room for room for everybody because this
- 18:50like this hobby or this
- 18:53art of magic is so big that can be the
- 18:56guy that just knows a few tricks and that's fine and but
- 18:59that's also why it's difficult me and nick talked about this that we're not
- 19:03all the same that because if you just buy five tricks and like magic you can
- 19:08call yourself a magician but you're not the same as that's me or you guys there's
- 19:14there's a difference but we just use the title magician,
- 19:17so yeah i i want to do stuff that
- 19:20i've made otherwise i don't see the point of being on stage it could just be
- 19:24the other people like the the the other guy going to the magic shop and buying
- 19:28five tricks and and i see that i work in a magic shop i see how easy it is to
- 19:32spend two hundred dollars and
- 19:34you can have an act and i know people and i think it's embarrassing and
- 19:38for for them and for the art that they have spent two hundred dollars and they
- 19:42have a show and they do cruise ships they do things all over the world and like this is so embarrassing.
- 19:48Well, it's interesting for sure. I think, you know, if we play devil's advocate,
- 19:53isn't it still nice that the world is seeing beautiful magic,
- 19:58even if it is them as a cover band for someone else's effect?
- 20:02Yeah, but is it beautiful to see somebody just do a trick they bought and taking the credit?
- 20:08And the whole cover band thing, I think, is an interesting comparison.
- 20:12But the problem is that the people don't know they're seeing a cover band.
- 20:15If I see a cover band, I know, oh, this is a song by this person,
- 20:20but they do it beautifully.
- 20:21Where in magic, they don't know that, oh, he didn't invent this.
- 20:26They will just assume that, oh, this is yours.
- 20:28And especially on those talent shows or whatever, they'll just assume,
- 20:31oh, you're the greatest. Oh, you came up with this. You're so good, creative.
- 20:35So I think that's a problem. So what should be, and I'm only saying this stuff
- 20:40because I like your thoughts on this.
- 20:42What should be the barrier where it becomes it
- 20:45should only be original material is it when
- 20:48you're on tv like what level is it should you
- 20:51stop because obviously you have to learn from the people
- 20:54before us but at what point do you think the
- 20:56level should be okay from here on it has to be
- 20:59your work oh i think when you're doing
- 21:02it professionally yeah yeah if you were
- 21:05setting something up like a business of being a magician
- 21:08or setting up a public show or doing stuff on tv i
- 21:11think that should be your own stuff if i
- 21:14could choose in a world where i decided everything
- 21:17that is how i would do it so i knew like if i saw a person setting a show up
- 21:21i know oh i'm gonna see his act what he made but that's just not not how it
- 21:26is like so many people just do instagram magic or do tv magic and don't know
- 21:32what they're doing and i i i.
- 21:36Yeah i'm i don't like that but yeah i get it because we're in this this art
- 21:42of yeah you can buy a thing and you can have a show and i so because i work
- 21:47in a magic shop i see whenever,
- 21:49people are gonna put a show together like if a let's famous actor or comedian
- 21:54or somebody's gonna put a live tour together a lot of them go to the shop and
- 22:00it's like oh i'm gonna i have the
- 22:02live show but i want something a little bit different can you can you
- 22:05can i buy something and they will buy an illusion or they'll
- 22:07buy a trick and and suddenly there's a magic act in
- 22:11this show from a guy that's known
- 22:13as an actor or comedian or something like that so i'm i'm sad that our art is
- 22:19something you can just purchase and do okay tim well tim makes it if sorry yeah
- 22:26if i could can just bounce off that as well because because i was in a band
- 22:29myself crap i would often say that.
- 22:34Thank you i would often say that you
- 22:37know this is a this is a cover song by whatever else and
- 22:40i feel that magicians should be able to do the same where it's like this is
- 22:43a wonderful routine that i learned from eric jones it was taught to him by mike
- 22:48gallo and it's it's a beautiful piece can i share it with you guys and they
- 22:51go yes it uses four coins and you do the routine i think it's cool to do Rod
- 22:55Stewart will do that in a very intimate setting,
- 22:59and I think everyone should be able to do that and present their,
- 23:02share the magic by all means.
- 23:04But it's just when people boastfully say, I'm this, and I create this,
- 23:08and I'm blah, that's where the lines get blurred.
- 23:12Not because we shouldn't be performing other people's magic,
- 23:15but just because it's a little bad for the ego.
- 23:19Because the ego will tell itself that, no, I'm this great because I purchased something. thing.
- 23:24But what happens is when the ego is fed too much, it kills growth.
- 23:30It kills your growth as a person. The relationship between ego and growth,
- 23:34it's a tug of war between the two.
- 23:37And the only way to kill ego is to focus on growth.
- 23:41So if you try to focus on growing as a magician and getting better and creating
- 23:44your own stuff, the ego gets crushed.
- 23:46And it's only through creating your own stuff and growing that you'll end up
- 23:50being someone like Morton who who can lecture and share their thoughts.
- 23:56I lectured last night at the Magic Circle with stuff that I'd created to help other people.
- 24:00And it wasn't even me saying, do my stuff. I said, here's a blueprint.
- 24:04To a routine i do and you can make it your own just inject these four things
- 24:08and it's now your own routine so that's kind of important if you want to actually
- 24:14propagate magic forward but,
- 24:16outside of the originality and the copying you do comedy and we all know in
- 24:20the comedy realm that people copy jokes as well and so dragoteer asked an interesting question where,
- 24:28when it comes to comedy magic what comes first the magic or
- 24:31the jokes and then furthermore what happens
- 24:34when folks copy jokes like at
- 24:37least in the the circles i run that comedians
- 24:41are way better at like stopping people
- 24:45from stealing because comedy is stand-up comedy especially is so honest and
- 24:51so vulnerable that they just have the jokes so if you steal somebody's thing
- 24:56they will they will stop you and they will won't give you a spot or they like you'll be be shamed.
- 25:02So people don't steal. And that's how I got into performing.
- 25:06I started as a kid wanting to do comedy, stand up comedy, sketch comedy,
- 25:11like being an entertainer in that way.
- 25:14Magic was never my intention to be put on stage.
- 25:17I had magic as a hobby, but thought, to be honest, and I still feel this way.
- 25:21I think magic is really boring because.
- 25:24If you take the secret away, so many magicians have nothing left.
- 25:30They're bad performers.
- 25:31They have this small thing they hide behind that makes them be like,
- 25:37oh, look at me, but they don't really have anything.
- 25:40And I think if you close the ball magic shops tomorrow, 80% of magicians will
- 25:45stop because they, oh, I can't buy the nearest thing.
- 25:48They can't invent anything themselves.
- 25:52That's fine. yeah i think if
- 25:56you write your own stuff i think if
- 25:59you just made a double cross disappear overnight there would
- 26:02be yeah 10 less magicians yeah because
- 26:05a lot of magicians and i'm guilty of this will like
- 26:09to buy toys because oh i get a
- 26:12new thing and you play with it you show it and you
- 26:14get credit you show it to your parents your girlfriend your friends
- 26:17strangers and you're like oh look at this and
- 26:20you you get credit and you get applause or
- 26:24whatever for something i'll tell you a big that is a nice
- 26:27feeling the magic community itself the
- 26:30clubs and the conventions kind of
- 26:33inbreed this vibe of we need new material every month to show our peers and
- 26:39it's really a bad process i mean i guess it's it's nice to have a goal to develop
- 26:45material and such but yeah looking Looking towards a professional viewpoint,
- 26:50what happens in the magic clubs is not the most beneficial towards reaching
- 26:54artistic goals like you speak of. No, no, no, no.
- 26:58And hanging with magicians is usually not that great for coming up with stuff
- 27:04because it's just a lot of like a shoulder tapping like, oh,
- 27:07you're great and this is good.
- 27:09And we all ignore this is this is the double.
- 27:13Keep saying that. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but it's something glad-handing.
- 27:17Everyone loves everybody, and everything you do is great.
- 27:21Yeah, and nobody wants to tell, oh, you flashed, or I saw this.
- 27:25We all just pretend, like, oh, I see what you were going for,
- 27:29and don't tell them. Let's just tell them they're boring.
- 27:32Yeah. That was a boring performance. There's no hook. There's no joke.
- 27:38I've been in that situation so many times where I like to be better.
- 27:42I like my friends, my colleagues to be better.
- 27:45So I'll tell them like, oh, you flashed here. I saw this, but they will take it as an insult.
- 27:50Some of like most of the times they'll be like, oh, yeah. And they won't listen.
- 27:56And when I got into magic and especially doing the competitions early on,
- 28:00I have a lot of stage fright and I really hate doing new stuff.
- 28:05But I never felt that when doing a competition.
- 28:08And I know many people will feel the opposite, that they don't like performing
- 28:11for magicians. But I really liked it because performing for magicians,
- 28:15I'm not afraid of flashing.
- 28:16I'm not afraid of it going wrong because it's in front of my friends,
- 28:20people that will help me. They will say, oh, you flashed here.
- 28:24And then I can make it better for my actual audience.
- 28:28But most magicians will take it as an insult. And so hanging with magicians
- 28:33is not really the best way to go because they won't give honest feedback.
- 28:38And I've done this all the time. I will ask for notes, I'll ask for feedback, and I will do that.
- 28:45Now it's just a habit i'll do it after pretty much any show
- 28:48when i have a friend or somebody i know even
- 28:51the audience i'll just ask the audience if that person comes up and
- 28:54say oh great show whatever i'll say oh what what was
- 28:56your favorite part what didn't you what was the part you
- 28:59didn't like or whatever or did you
- 29:02see and i'll ask my my perspectives if they came
- 29:05up to me and like oh great show and they clearly want to talk because
- 29:08they enjoyed the show they like me as a person whatever i i
- 29:12can easily just ask them oh did you see something you
- 29:14shouldn't have seen which is also a friendly way of like
- 29:18letting them know that this is not i'm not
- 29:21god it's not oh i'm so cool you
- 29:24can't you can never figure this out if they if they have
- 29:26a note even if they think i have
- 29:29a trick in my show right now which which i'm closing
- 29:32with and i asked like oh how do you what you think about
- 29:35this and the guy just said oh because it
- 29:39was just it's such a strong ending but he just assumed
- 29:42it was a different method because he he couldn't figure
- 29:45anything else out and he was like oh maybe you just did this and suggested
- 29:49a worse method but i'm like oh if he thinks that
- 29:52could be the method i then have to change so he
- 29:55can't even suspect that even though that's wrong but if
- 29:58he thinks that's the method that's good enough for him to think
- 30:01he figured it out so getting feedback back from
- 30:04magicians people you trust and lay people very important
- 30:09and and i will take that and and speaking.
- 30:12About like getting better and ego i don't have an ego i just want to do my best
- 30:17so i i'm always working and it seems weird that like i'm the fizzle world champion
- 30:25best magician in the world whatever and but i'm never finished with that act i'm still.
- 30:31Refining it changing small things which i
- 30:33didn't need to do in if like because i've
- 30:37won the biggest competition in my field i have
- 30:39no reason to make that act better or change
- 30:42anything because it is it has done what it should be it is pretty good but you
- 30:49can always do better always change something i just did a trick i've been doing
- 30:53for 10 years and a few weeks ago i find a found a way to make it so much better.
- 31:00And I hate myself for like, oh, it took 10 years and I've even put it out on video.
- 31:05I've published my work on this trick and I just figured out oh,
- 31:10this is much better handling of it. So nothing is ever done.
- 31:13And I think telling yourself something like that, like, oh, this is done.
- 31:16This is, that's what stops you from being creative. You're never done.
- 31:20Never. Exactly. Because you always get better and yeah. There's always something
- 31:26to be done. You're never finished.
- 31:29Getting back to the jokes and comedy and stuff, I think I don't know what comes
- 31:35first because I'm just, at least in my opinion, I'm just a really funny guy.
- 31:41No, but the stuff I make and the stuff I do in my daily life, I'm just the funny guy.
- 31:47I will look at things in a funny way.
- 31:51So for me, comedy magic is the most natural thing for me to create.
- 31:55And it's not necessarily here's jokes or here's whatever because usually comedy
- 32:01magic becomes a parody of magic you're making fun of the magic and some of the things that i
- 32:07value very highly is that magic is
- 32:10never the butt of the joke that i'm not making fun
- 32:13of magic because i really love magic i love practicing
- 32:17on like really dumb skills they will never see so
- 32:20making fun of it is weird why
- 32:23would i go up on stage and be like oh look i know magic oh
- 32:26i'm so weird why did i do this like that doesn't fit and i will never i'll never
- 32:32sacrifice a trick for a laugh like and it never becomes prop comedy magic like
- 32:39oh look it's just whatever it's an electric deck isn't that funny like because
- 32:44it's not my style but you can do that if you want,
- 32:47so I always make strong magic and then make it funny but if you're not a funny
- 32:52performer don't try and do comedy magic because that's really awkward if you're
- 32:56not funny why would you want to force it,
- 33:00but like at least here in Denmark Rune Klan very famous comedy magician and
- 33:06he's like famous and he's like famous.
- 33:08Everybody knows him and that also makes every
- 33:11magician wanting to be like him so for a
- 33:13while for years everybody was trying to do his
- 33:16they were sounding like him they were doing his stuff what he did on tv they
- 33:21would buy and then years ago a guy became really famous as a mentalist like
- 33:27darren brown style and then everybody wanted to be like him and again if you're
- 33:32not a funny guy don't try Try and be a funny guy.
- 33:35And if you're not a mentalist, don't do that. I can't pull off mentalism.
- 33:39I've read a lot of mentalism and I like the field.
- 33:42I can't pull it off. I'm two meters and look like a goofy idiot.
- 33:48I'm just funny looking. I look like a giant baby.
- 33:52So I can't pull off mentalism. Oh, I will now read your mind. How creepy is that?
- 34:01Yeah. Well, what I don't think anything comes first. If it's the joke or the
- 34:07trick, that's just the feeling of the trick.
- 34:09In my opinion, what I make is always just a funny trick.
- 34:13How does one find their personality? Do you think Morton?
- 34:17So for example, I've, I've had guys that have asked me for gigs and I've employed
- 34:20them and put them in my residencies.
- 34:22And then I've, I've got the worst feedback about them. Like,
- 34:25Hey man, like it's just, you weren't bringing the vibe and they go,
- 34:28no, I'm trying to be more of the debonair type guy. and I just want to be like
- 34:32really still and stoic. Tell us what it's like to fire a magician. Yeah.
- 34:38But it's just, you know, they want to be something and by nature they're not.
- 34:43Do you think it's interesting to just say like, I want to create a character
- 34:47or just to be yourself or be a higher version of yourself?
- 34:52But it's a weird situation because a lot of magicians,
- 34:57and I know I'm going to piss people off, but if if
- 35:00you get angry i'm right because you you got hurt
- 35:03a lot of magicians is just shitty people
- 35:07not in that way but like you get into magic because you get a hobby you get
- 35:12you suddenly oh i'm the magician guy and you you get a lot of positive attention
- 35:18maybe from like women or whatever it is you you it's a thing you suddenly just
- 35:23bought a personality which means saying your
- 35:26character saying your thing like oh
- 35:29this is what i'm going for yeah but you don't have a personality without
- 35:32the magic so yeah so a lot of people don't have and i not that i'm better than
- 35:42anybody else i'm not like i'm i can find so many reasons why i'm shitty and
- 35:48i will work on knows, I promise.
- 35:50But I struggled with that for years.
- 35:54Like, who am I? What am I going to... Why am I getting on stage? Why not anybody else?
- 36:00Because I care and want to be the best person I can be.
- 36:05I don't just want to clap and get people like, oh, like me, please.
- 36:10So the whole thing of developing a character and going for a certain style is
- 36:14a weird thing to do if you don't know who you are.
- 36:18So the character I play, if I, let's call it that, is just who I am,
- 36:25how I would naturally act. and then I've changed a few things to make it an act.
- 36:33But I also have that one character in reality that I can play.
- 36:40I can't be like, oh, I'm going to make an act where I'm Darren Brown and I can
- 36:44just look at you and I know everything about you because even though,
- 36:47yeah, I could learn all the tricks, I could make the script,
- 36:51it'll never play for me because I don't look like that.
- 36:54And I can't, I can't, I can't live it.
- 36:57So having a character is really difficult.
- 37:02Even, even Darren Brown himself talks about when he first started magic,
- 37:07he didn't know who he was and he thought he had to be a serious closeup performer.
- 37:13And he would walk around the restaurant, like giving everyone that the nod.
- 37:17He's still evolving though. I think, I think he's still an evolution of him.
- 37:21Absolutely. but even performers will do
- 37:24that 100 i think yeah
- 37:27it's an ever-evolving discovery right but
- 37:30i think and i think like a lot of people we've had on before
- 37:33and and it sounds like same with uh with with uh
- 37:36morton nick morton is that you
- 37:40sort of draw from your life experience
- 37:43then that sort of should be what
- 37:46comes into your acts like with stand-up comics they're they're
- 37:49running themselves themselves yeah unless
- 37:53you like unless you're like a good actor or
- 37:55like i like a lot of comedy which is
- 37:58just weird like the the one-liner guys that just says weird shit and you don't
- 38:05know if they mean it or not but it's that's a difficult thing to pull off unless
- 38:10you you are that weird in reality which some of them are because i know a few
- 38:14people but it is it's difficult to have a character.
- 38:17And again, I think if you take away the magic shops from people,
- 38:21there's a lot of magicians that don't have anything left.
- 38:24And if you take away the secrets, there's nothing. I once was...
- 38:30Somebody was telling me the story about like how like an audience would like judge magic and,
- 38:36most people would just look at the trick and be like oh the trick worked he
- 38:40must be a good magician that that is what the only thing they judge the performance
- 38:44like oh the trick worked oh he was pretty good then this is this formula for
- 38:50the cw masters of illusion show that's been running for 10 years in America.
- 38:55Yeah. Trick, trick, trick, trick magic show. Trick, trick, trick, trick, trick. Yeah.
- 38:59Magic is not that entertaining because magic is just, look what I can do that
- 39:03you can't. Oh, you can't figure it out. I'm better than you. That is magic.
- 39:08And it's not entertaining. That's why I didn't start out wanting to put magic
- 39:13on stage because it is, look, I'm going to show you something that you can't
- 39:17do and you can't figure it out.
- 39:18And I'm better than you. i have this wonderful view
- 39:22of morton of you because morton works in a very prestigious magic store in denmark
- 39:28but now i just have this very comedic vision of you working the magic shop and
- 39:33they're like i would like to buy this invisible deck and you're like why don't
- 39:37you learn some he's like the stupid that's for you.
- 39:41Come back when you have a presentation I'm really bad at selling magic I'll
- 39:46be like yeah sure you can buy that but I will talk people out of it also because
- 39:50I don't care if you sell stuff that's not my problem but yeah I'll talk people
- 39:54out of buying it and be like oh this is not that great,
- 39:57one of my mentors Cellini said there should be four magic shops one on each
- 40:01corner of the globe run by grandmasters that's it that's how you have magic,
- 40:06but yeah but if you take away the secrets from so many people they'd have nothing
- 40:10left where if you because if if i if i if somebody let's say a shitty magician
- 40:16just think of somebody and he was doing table hopping and i walked behind him
- 40:20and told oh he's doing a double lift it's in his pocket it's in his palm whatever.
- 40:25First of all, I'll be a jerk and I'll ruin the performance, but also he has nothing left.
- 40:30If everybody is as smart as me, as a magician, if you audience,
- 40:35if we assume the audience is as smart as magicians, there's nothing left.
- 40:40That's why it's so boring for us to see a magician at the local magic club because
- 40:45he brings nothing to it and he flashes all the moves.
- 40:47And if that's the way the lay people look at what we're doing,
- 40:51we have nothing where if you were a good performer, you didn't need the secrets.
- 40:56You just had, oh, look, I can also do this, but I'm also a charming person that
- 41:01knows how to act as a person.
- 41:04And that's why I'm sure all of the people you look up to, all the people I look
- 41:08up to is people that does not need the magic.
- 41:10Magic like williamson is that we all
- 41:13know williamson is the best and i i don't
- 41:16care about him doing a trick because he's a
- 41:19nice guy and he's funny like tom mullick
- 41:22is my favorite magician of all time and i don't even
- 41:25know what he's doing if you ask me name three tricks i have
- 41:28no idea the cigarettes and that's it i've seen
- 41:31his as the the showtime at the tom fruley
- 41:34like thousands of times i have no idea what he's doing because
- 41:37he's just funny he's a clown he's good at performing where
- 41:40that comes to mind of one of
- 41:43the great theatrical modern original and i don't know what he does but i've
- 41:49seen him perform and he's great yeah i don't care about what he's doing you
- 41:54know there's also it's like he's not going like tricky trick trick trick it's
- 41:58it might be three tricks in 45 minutes yeah yeah but there's also the other side of that way you.
- 42:03The other side of that is when you're among other magicians who
- 42:07you might be sharing something a technique and they
- 42:10go you just you don't need to do that mate what do you you know
- 42:12you don't need to do this side still you could just do a double and a
- 42:15double undercut and a this and a that like there's some people
- 42:18who are actually trying to be very restrictive on magic developing
- 42:22or just it might seem unnecessary to some degree to them but you know it's like
- 42:28for example you know you're going to quit it's like a clip shift it's like i
- 42:31do this it's like oh why do that for when you can put it here then do three
- 42:33cuts to the table and then do this and it's like oh yeah you i'm gonna Like
- 42:36that is one of my things I hate.
- 42:39Like I hate magicians. The worst thing a magician can say to me is like,
- 42:42oh, this is good enough for like people.
- 42:44Or something like that because they don't want to work harder so it's
- 42:47just like oh this will fool like people and i hate the
- 42:50way of talking down to your audience that way that you're
- 42:53like oh this is good enough to fool those idiots yeah
- 42:56but like two days ago you didn't know how to
- 42:59do magic you bought the secrets why shouldn't they
- 43:02be smart i don't i don't have an education i dropped out
- 43:05of school after sixth grade like i don't like i'm
- 43:08sure they're smarter than me i just spend a lot of of time
- 43:11at home having no friends building a little card gaff
- 43:14but yeah of course they're smarter than me
- 43:17so saying oh it's gonna fool late people it's
- 43:20good enough no it's not that's the first of
- 43:23all it's insulting to them and it's just lazy not being better and one of those
- 43:28things is now let's let's mention i i put out a trick with vanishing ink it's
- 43:32gonna be out it doesn't matter but that specific trick if somebody buys it at
- 43:36one point is trick i showed it at the magic club Yeah, Morden's Jumbo Car Trick by Morden Christensen.
- 43:42I made that trick, and I brought it to my local magic club, I don't know,
- 43:47five years ago or something.
- 43:48And I had this concept for a trick and for a method and for what I wanted to
- 43:53do with it. I showed it to the club meeting.
- 43:55And again, there's just a lot of magicians. They're not any good performers.
- 43:59It's just a bunch of people, I think 10 people at the time.
- 44:03And I showed it, and the feedback was very much like, yeah, why don't you just do a force? Yes.
- 44:09And I'm like, you're missing the, you're missing how, first of all,
- 44:12like I made a thing that's original that I'm proud of that I want to show,
- 44:16but also you're missing the point of how clean it's going to be, what the feeling is.
- 44:20Oh, just do a force. Yeah. But then we just stop now and never create anything
- 44:26new if it's just like, oh, the force is good enough.
- 44:29So I hate that way of thinking. king and and also i
- 44:32i stopped bringing stuff to the magic club meetings because
- 44:36that's not a nice feeling of oh
- 44:38okay i'm i'm hanging out with people that doesn't care
- 44:41and i'll just do a force yeah but that's not the trick
- 44:44if i just did a force i wouldn't have stood up
- 44:47and be like hey can i show you all something but this was because i had a new
- 44:51thing so i always wanted to do better and have stuff i'm proud of because otherwise
- 44:56i don't need to do it it kind of reminds me of fuck magicians that's you know
- 45:04what that's what that's what we have to title this podcast.
- 45:08It's lovely to hear some you know some
- 45:11you know cold hard truths and it might be a little harder
- 45:14than a lot of people want to hear and if you are
- 45:17a hobbyist to be that enjoy your magic club enjoy
- 45:20your kindred spirits and that part of magic we can
- 45:23enjoy magic so many different ways but if you're
- 45:25going to put yourself on tv if you're going to enter a magic
- 45:28competition if you're going to to present yourself as a professional to the
- 45:32paying public then take the time to do better just
- 45:35try please to do better and especially these
- 45:39days you know with social media you're very
- 45:42exposed where if you think you're amazing because you've just put out a video
- 45:46of a product you've just bought and then someone sees you do it they're like
- 45:50oh that's great and then they scroll and then they see another five magicians
- 45:53doing the same thing it becomes a little weird that they're seeing all these
- 45:58other people do the thing that they just saw you do.
- 46:01And I think originality is what helps you. It's the difference between like.
- 46:06Being able to make a living from magic, doing corporate gigs,
- 46:09but then actually being able to sell out shows and do festivals and things like
- 46:13that is what the difference is between, I think, actually doing original magic
- 46:17and building an audience.
- 46:18The truth is, we can sit here and be like, oh, be original.
- 46:21It's so nice somebody's finally saying, fuck magicians.
- 46:25But also the truth is all of what i'm
- 46:28saying is not like you you don't need
- 46:31to listen to me because you can do what you've always done buy
- 46:34tricks put like an instagram video up
- 46:38and make a lot of money i'm i'm not
- 46:41even a full-time magician and i'm poor like a
- 46:44lot of people are like oh you won fism you're the world's
- 46:47best yeah but i'm also a struggling artist
- 46:50in that way that i i'm not in it for the money and for
- 46:53the fame or for anything but if you want to do that you
- 46:56can just buy the newest tricks put them up and and
- 46:59do nothing so there's no reason to listen to me which is very sad and i realize
- 47:05that so you have a choice you have it you have a choice you can be you got that
- 47:11a trophy brother yeah i would imagine you could be a magician i could sell my soul and just.
- 47:20Yeah i'm so bad you have a choice everyone you can be a struggling artist that's
- 47:25original or you can be a really rich wealthy cover band all right yeah but it's
- 47:30up to you there's no reason to listen to me because if you for like it is also
- 47:34just because i can't handle showing Showing somebody else's tricks.
- 47:38Like I physically don't like the feeling of showing something I didn't make.
- 47:44So when people are like, oh, you're good. You're amazing. Ugh, I can't handle that.
- 47:48Well, if you can, if you can stomach that, you should do that.
- 47:51Because why listen to me? I'm just a big, dumb Danish guy.
- 47:56But where do your influences come from if you're not sort of looking at other
- 47:58people's performances or other people's stuff? Do you not look at a technique?
- 48:03You know like the if i could touch upon something i
- 48:06don't know if i should say or not but there was a very so a lot of cool stuff where pockets
- 48:09were vanishing for example you know yeah i was
- 48:12seeing that quite a lot it seems to be like it seems to be
- 48:15like the new flavor because even no i think it
- 48:18was i think it was just because of those two acts were booked at the same time
- 48:22and we have different works on it but when i when i saw we were booked i'm like
- 48:26oh okay because even though i'm i came up with it for some reason and he came
- 48:31up with like yeah i usually if i work on something and i see somebody else have
- 48:36something like it i will put it down.
- 48:38I'll work on something else because that's what you do if you have a joke in it.
- 48:43Like as a stand-up comedian, you're like, oh, you have something on that.
- 48:46I'll just do something else because it's not difficult to come up with stuff.
- 48:50You just have to be willing to do it. But a lot of people come up with one thing
- 48:54and they'll cherish that too much.
- 48:57So, yeah, I see, of course, I've worked in a magic shop since I was 14.
- 49:02I've been there and seen all the magic. So I've seen everything.
- 49:06Everything and and i will just
- 49:08soak it all up and learn from it
- 49:11but because i know that i will never do something
- 49:14just because i saw somebody else kill with it i i learn from it and just have
- 49:20it and then i change everything and just bring all the methods in my toolbox
- 49:25because my methods are not necessarily original because you can always be like
- 49:29oh is it is it this is it this yes but the way I'm using it,
- 49:33the way I get into it, the prop that does it now, that's original.
- 49:36So the method is never the important part for me.
- 49:39But being a performer, showing something original, that is what I'm trying to do.
- 49:45Do you find yourself sort of avoiding, I find myself avoiding magic sometimes,
- 49:49not wanting to watch it online or not trying to learn it because I don't want
- 49:53it to influence something unoriginal.
- 49:55Do you find yourself doing that as well?
- 49:58It's weird. like when i got into magic and i saw
- 50:01everything and i have seen everything i i because i
- 50:05like following what people are doing also know what
- 50:07no like what not to do because oh
- 50:10this is very popular like i i worked on something with a
- 50:13rubik's cube 10 years ago and i when that
- 50:17got popular i threw my rubik's cubes away just because
- 50:20i know knew oh this is everybody's gonna do this it's
- 50:22not exciting anymore and i was right it's become
- 50:26a new like oh you do coin tricks you do
- 50:28card tricks you do rubik's cube tricks so yeah very
- 50:32good josh very good like so just
- 50:36being willing not to work on something
- 50:39because oh there's a different way of doing it and but i've
- 50:42seen everything and i use that to then
- 50:45create something for myself but yeah i
- 50:48i have a i i i whenever i see good
- 50:51performers i will always feel like oh i'm so shitty i have nothing to offer
- 50:55for so how do you feel when you when you how did you feel when you met nick
- 51:00then did you feel pretty good about yourself or did you feel threatened he seemed
- 51:05like he had his life together so yeah yeah he does,
- 51:10But also, he asked me very quickly. He was like, hey, you want to be on the podcast?
- 51:14And I was like, hey, wait till you see my act.
- 51:17Because you don't have to book me to do this just because you like me. Please watch my stuff.
- 51:27And then I saw the act. And as I'm leaving, he's by the door being like,
- 51:32thanks. He was like, it's all right, yeah? It's good?
- 51:35And I'm like, yeah, it's really, really good.
- 51:39Right please yeah do you
- 51:43get an opportunity to perform your act in public venues
- 51:46in your country and such are you uh working as
- 51:49a professional no denmark is so
- 51:52small i think since fism which is pretty
- 51:55much two years ago i think i've
- 51:58performed in danish 10 times and
- 52:02like comedy clubs and small things
- 52:05and here and there there's no no places
- 52:09really to perform and especially not like a a fism
- 52:12act in a in like a variety show setting nothing
- 52:15like that so i pretty much two years
- 52:18ago shifted to perform only in english making all
- 52:21my props when i in my fism act the stuff that says
- 52:24something so i the props all made up in
- 52:27english and i didn't i don't even have a set for in
- 52:30Danish and I was supposed to do it at a convention
- 52:33two years ago and I realized like an hour before the
- 52:36performance everything was set up in English and I had to remake everything
- 52:39so yeah I don't perform here that much which is fine I my English is good enough
- 52:46to perform so well speaking of props and and maybe out of the Danish vein what
- 52:53is the mystery surrounding the two ducks.
- 52:56Yeah. Oh, it's very dumb. So my whole branding or whatever you want to call
- 53:02it is I am Morton with two ducks.
- 53:05And it is so dumb, because it is just a word play on my name.
- 53:10And it's it's not a good one.
- 53:12So, so in Denmark, and and I'm also trying to get it to stick when performing
- 53:18in English that I am Morton with two ducks.
- 53:20Ducks but so the thing is i will enter the stage
- 53:23always and i did it in my fullest performance last year
- 53:26holding two plastic ducks yeah
- 53:30we have a photo of me with two ducks so we'll hold these two ducks and i'll
- 53:34walk on stage and in danish i will do this joke which is i'll say it's difficult
- 53:39to explain because it is if i say the sentence hello my name is morden with
- 53:45two n's because my My name is spelled M-O-R-T-E-N-N.
- 53:49If I say, hello, my name is Morden with two N's, it sounds the same as if I
- 53:54was saying, hello, my name is Morden with two ducks. And it is so dumb.
- 53:59It is a dumb wordplay on my name. And also, that is a wrong way to spell my name.
- 54:05Nobody in the world spells Morden that way. That is completely wrong, having the double N.
- 54:11And I've legally changed my name to that so I can do that joke.
- 54:15And I have to explain it every time I pick up a package at the post office that it's not a mistake.
- 54:21That is how it's spelled. And it's so awkward.
- 54:24That's how you end up people calling you more teen. They think you're some kind of weird.
- 54:29They read it completely wrong. And it's like, oh, was it two N's or two E's? And I, more teen?
- 54:36Yeah. Yeah. It's very dumb. But I keep, so I have a lot of props with ducks and stuff like that.
- 54:43And i and so on fool as i walk on stage
- 54:46and i'm like hello and i look i look very awkwardly
- 54:50at the ducks in my hands and i say oh i now
- 54:52realize this only works in danish and yeah
- 54:56it is so dumb and i i've done shows where people
- 54:59have to ask like is is there a joke
- 55:01in danish or is it just dumb like that
- 55:04there's a joke but it's also dumb people are
- 55:07asking could you could could you say it in danish i think they want to hear
- 55:11you say duck oh so in danish it would be like if i say hello my name is morden
- 55:16with two ducks it'd be like hi hello morden i'll do me to inner inner ah there
- 55:22you go and that means means multiple ducks.
- 55:28Yeah see that's funny it's so dumb this i have a joke and a whole brand that
- 55:33is made for one very small country.
- 55:37And it is also a joke that will get that reaction of.
- 55:41Because it is so dumb like it's like
- 55:44oh i'm forcing them to like this pun oh
- 55:49it almost seems more clever it almost
- 55:52seems more clever in english when you then say your line
- 55:55of i just realized this only works in danish because now to
- 55:57us it means you're so clever that you've like
- 56:01explained to us idiots in english that it's
- 56:04a funny joke in danish even though it might not actually be that funny
- 56:07but it's so dumb because the ducks are very like they take up so
- 56:09much space in my suitcase but i insist on having them
- 56:12like being on fool us last year
- 56:15i think that's what got me on because i sent them a video of
- 56:18the trick and they're like oh okay it's fine and they're like
- 56:21can you send it to us like in a performance and then michael close saw the performance
- 56:25and he just died laughing when seeing the duck thing because it didn't make
- 56:29sense right so yeah i'm i'm forcing that into everything that i'm more than
- 56:35two ducks as this episode is slowly drawing to a close well A couple of things
- 56:39I want to touch upon is the products you've released.
- 56:40I know you released a really awesome product with CardShark,
- 56:44which you can touch upon as well. And obviously, the new product.
- 56:47Nope. I did not put anything out with CardShark. No, fuck them.
- 56:51Oh. Yeah. It's a long story.
- 56:54Technically, there's a trick with my name on, but he completely screwed it up
- 56:59and made it something different.
- 57:01And don't buy it because I don't make any money here.
- 57:04Oh, God. Nope.
- 57:07Nope. Oh, that's funny.
- 57:10Do we need to dive into this?
- 57:16I don't think we have the time. It seems pretty clear. Three years ago,
- 57:21I put something out, and we made a deal, and he then fucked me over and put
- 57:25it out without my permission and changed everything, and I'm very angry about it.
- 57:28But not anymore. I've gotten over it, clearly.
- 57:32But yeah, then I've done a masterclass with Vanishing Ink, which you can look
- 57:37up and see some of my stuff. It's not...
- 57:40Like, if you want to see what's in my apartment and the dumb shit I'm doing,
- 57:43you can do that. Again, I don't make any money off it, so I'm really bad at business.
- 57:47And then you have a trick, Nick, which I put out with Vanishing Ink.
- 57:51It was just pre-launched at Magic Live, and they put it out,
- 57:56and there's no instructions for it yet because they they
- 57:58didn't do that so hopefully when you're listening to this
- 58:01in the future there will be instructions for it and and
- 58:05it'll be out sometime this year and it's a pretty good trick
- 58:08it's called morden's jumbo car trick by morden christensen and
- 58:11that is me i love it all right so look this
- 58:14is this is such a great intro to morten's world
- 58:17but for anyone who's listening who maybe hasn't seen much
- 58:20about morden other than obviously his his force act and
- 58:23his fizzle follow me on instagram absolutely so
- 58:27his link yeah his instagram is in the bio now morten
- 58:31to end every episode we give our guest the final word
- 58:34so you've given us many words today and i i love the flavor of it it's very
- 58:38refreshing so we're gonna we're gonna pass them on so once again thank you so
- 58:41much for joining us and i hope it's not the last time hopefully we can we can
- 58:45catch up in person one day and yeah for sure ladies and ladies and gentlemen
- 58:50we're gonna leave morten with With the final word.
- 58:57Be better. Don't settle. Don't just do stuff.
- 59:02But then again, nobody cares. And you shouldn't listen to me. I have nothing.
- 59:07I have no money. I have no friends. I live alone.
- 59:11And I'm in Denmark. It's not a very nice country. Okay, I'm lying.
- 59:14It's a very nice country.
- 59:15But, yeah, don't listen to me. But then maybe I think you should. But you shouldn't.
- 59:21Because why would you? But I think you should.
- 59:24But again, I am nobody. Who cares? Like two years ago, I was nobody.
- 59:28And now I'm just nobody with a big fucking glass trophy from FISM because I'm
- 59:32the fucking world best. So please listen to everything I've said.
- 59:35But then again, you shouldn't really because I'm just a big dumb guy.
- 59:40Like I look at, I'm nobody. But please listen. But then again,
- 59:47you shouldn't. I'm sorry.
- 59:50Thanks for listening it's time for us to disappear now disappear now but we'll
- 59:57see you again on the next episode of the magic guys.