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14 Million Bees · Stuff Keeps Happening

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  Hello. I went up the spout again. But stuff still
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  happened. So what's up? Bees! Bees! 250 million
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  bees! 14 million bees. I don't care anymore.
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  This past Friday, a truck in Washington State
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  overturned full of bees. 14 million of them.
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  It was originally reported as 250 million bees
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  pouring out the back of this truck until, I shit
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  you not, a group of master beekeepers arrived
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  on the scene. These dudes rocked up and they
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  were like, hey, Buzz Buzz, I have a better number.
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  It's actually like 14 million, not 250. Get out
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  of here with that. So they got an expert opinion
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  on the bee count. But actually, this is kind
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  of amazing. Within a couple of days, they actually
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  managed to get most of the bees back. I want...
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  more situations where the most niche professionals
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  who get to call themselves a master of their
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  craft show up and just solve the problem. Like,
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  who knew? We got a truck full of bees. Someone
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  call the secret society of master beekeepers
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  that we have on hand, apparently? Rad. Amazing.
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  Very cool. The only thing I know about beekeeping
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  is the smoke thing. Like, smokes. smokes up the
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  hive. Other than that, the rest of my hive knowledge
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  is from Destiny 2, so not applicable. So yeah,
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  there was a threat of 14 million bees invading
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  Washington State, but then the beekeepers took
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  care of it. The end, and now we move on. Policy.
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  The state is doing surveillance in the surveillance
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  state. Yeehaw. There's a scenario that's often
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  brought up by pro -abortion rights activists
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  where they say, okay, consider a case where a
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  woman is living in a state where abortion is
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  illegal and she needs to go get one because it's
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  threatening her life. So she goes to another
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  state. gets the healthcare that she needs, and
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  then is prosecuted by her home state as a murderer.
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  Like, the cops find out, and they go after her,
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  and they're like, you are from whatever state,
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  you did a bad, we're coming after you now. For
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  simply, like, doing self -preservation, right?
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  So again, this scenario is brought up often in
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  just sort of like arguments as a hypothetical
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  that isn't actually all that hypothetical. But
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  unfortunately, most people who are hearing this
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  argument either lack the ability to sort of like
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  put themselves in that situation and have that
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  foresight to see, oh, wait, yeah, I can see how
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  this could be used against me in my own way.
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  Or they just agree with the state in this scenario
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  and they're actually totally OK with it. So I
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  want to I want to point out a story that is a
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  lot more real. It's not exactly that scenario,
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  but it's Scarily close. A woman in Texas was
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  believed to have given herself an abortion and
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  she was believed to have fled the state. So her
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  family went to the cops and was like, we don't
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  know where she is and we're scared for her safety.
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  The cops then use a system called Flock, which
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  gives them access to a massive network of over
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  80 ,000 cameras across the country to look for
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  this woman. They can scan for license plates,
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  they can look for identical features, they can
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  go far back in history and access all of that.
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  including cameras that are across state lines
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  and without a warrant or prior authorization.
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  The only thing they have to do to use the system
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  is input a reason why they're using it, to which
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  they said the reason was, had an abortion, search
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  for female. This is a literal nationwide camera
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  network that cops can just access because had
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  an abortion, search for female. But it's okay,
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  it's a privatized network. So since it's not
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  the government doing it, it's okay. Let's just
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  keep Let's keep letting tech companies do this.
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  So it's a bit of a fascist hellscape out there.
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  Combine that with the State Department now planning
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  to start vetting foreign student social media
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  when they're coming in for a visa to study here,
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  because we just love free speech. It's so tasty
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  and it goes down smooth. Speaking of smooth,
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  what's not smooth is this transition into the
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  next segment about RFK and his report and its
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  hallucinations. RFK Jr. is an incompetent, hubris
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  -driven fool who is actively working to undermine
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  the health of an entire country because no one
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  has told him to actually shut the fuck up ever.
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  Here are my supporting arguments. I talked last
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  week about the MAHA report in which RFK basically
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  was like, here's my big report on what's poisoning
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  the children's these days. The report said the
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  things that you would expect a conspiracy theorist
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  anti -vaxxers who say are bad for the children,
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  like... vaccines and those dang phones. It was
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  also, of course, altered by the White House to
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  remove key sections about large chemical companies
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  that may have faced scrutiny. But now, after
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  people have been poring over it and actually
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  seeing what's in the report, it has come out
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  that the report appears to be littered with AI
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  hallucinations. So it became pretty clear that
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  this report was just citing absolute bullshit
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  probably made up by chat GPT. For example, there
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  were authors credited to papers that they never
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  wrote and co authored with people they've never
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  met. The White House has categorized these errors
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  as quote formatting issues and have released
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  an updated version to address these. Formatting
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  issues. These are formatting issues in the same
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  way that the lack of additional zeros in my bank
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  account is a calculation error. So he puts out
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  this report that cites things that don't exist
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  and science that no one agrees with. He's also
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  railing against fluoride, which is projected
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  to create a ten billion dollar bill of just dentistry
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  appointments if it gets taken out of municipal
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  water. And then he's fucking with ongoing research
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  contracts for things like research into a vaccine
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  for the bird flu. The thing that we're worried
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  about happening. I spent a lot of energy during
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  campaign season just pushing back on the swarm
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  of RFK bots in my comments that were constantly
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  claiming that he wasn't the obvious anti -vaxxer
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  conspiracy theorist that he absolutely obviously
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  is. People literally came into my comments and
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  said he's not an anti -vaxxer. When the man founded
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  an anti -vaxx think tank, it's... is bonkers.
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  Public Health is a group project and beyond just
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  the entire country failing, the teacher is for
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  some reason telling us that the only way to get
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  an A is to punch yourself in the balls on loop
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  forever. Moving on, remember Boeing and how they
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  made the airplanes that kept falling out of the
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  sky? And then it came out that they were like
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  skirting safety regulations and then they totally
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  didn't kill multiple whistleblowers over it?
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  So the US Department of Justice had opened up
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  a criminal fraud case into Boeing and they're
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  now Just kind of quietly just scooting that off.
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  Yep, the DOJ is basically bringing Boeing to
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  a pinky promise to do better and to pay out 1
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  .5 billion dollars sort of in like investments.
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  to the families that were lost of the over 300
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  victims. So 1 .5 billion in a sort of soft agreement
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  to not be charged with fraud. Boeing's market
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  cap is around 150 billion and they reported about
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  15 billion in profit from Q4 2024 alone. But
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  notably, if Boeing was actually investigated
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  and charged with the fraud that they almost definitely
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  did... they would no longer be a viable government
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  contractor. We'd have to actually start applying
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  standards to our war forges and we cannot have
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  that. Let's move on to world stuff. What's up
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  France? How's your power? I hope it's back. France
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  had been kind of going through it. It got dark
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  so they lit some fires. First there were widespread
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  power outages in the French Riviera area. That's
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  fun to say. French Riviera area. French Riviera
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  area. That's fun. Do it. Anyway, there was an
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  outage. and they're like what the fuck this seems
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  to be like sabotage at a substation the next
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  day there was another outage that was more sabotage
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  at another substation seems to be arson there's
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  no suspect in custody hey don't do that like
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  it affected 200 000 people who were just trying
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  to exist i i get the impulse to go after infrastructure
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  to make a point or whatever i don't know What
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  this is or who did this or what their intention
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  was but hey don't do that But it's okay because
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  as I said they lit fires But not particularly
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  close because over in Paris there were celebratory
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  riots over a PSG victory It was like a super
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  hype and storied victory that I do not have the
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  context around but there was a bunch of people
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  at the stadium in Paris that were basically live
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  streaming the event from from Brussels where
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  it was happening and they were winning and they
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  won and then riots they're like multiple fires
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  a bunch of altercations with cops and apparently
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  81 people at least have been arrested and local
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  officials were like that's not y 'all are bad
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  they called them barbarians a small village of
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  just about 300 people in the swiss alps has been
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  buried almost entirely in ice and rock the town
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  of blatton was flattened oh jesus i That was
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  not written. That was not planned. That was literally
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  an ad lib I didn't even intend for it and now
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  I have to keep it in but that's that's terrible
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  and I apologize But I can't change it now. I
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  mean I could because like I edit this after I
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  record it But that just happened. I can't I have
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  to be this is my truth Anyway, this village was
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  submerged under rock and ice when a nearby glacier
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  in the Alps broke off and caused a massive mudslide
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  90 % of the town is just wiped out. Thankfully,
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  all 300 residents were evacuated well beforehand,
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  thanks to warnings from geological scientists.
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  While obviously this is tragic, the support has
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  also been swift. There are relief organizations
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  on the ground helping to clear out the rubble.
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  There are search efforts going on for a missing
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  person. There are funds that are being raised
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  for the families that lost their homes, and there
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  is an intent to rebuild the town. We're just
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  waiting on those details. So here's to the people
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  of Blatton. I am sorry for the joke. It wasn't
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  intentional, but I had to include it. Meanwhile,
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  in Gaza, the genocide continues. I don't have
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  much more to say on this, but I can't not mention
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  it. The US and Israel were supposed to work together
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  on a food distribution relief effort, and it
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  went as bad as it could have gone. They shot
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  at the hungry people who were trying to get food.
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  I'm just gonna read this quote from a Gazan resident.
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  When asked, Israeli officials said that they
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  know nothing about this. because that's what
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  they do. There's even reports of an Israeli tank
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  firing on crowds trying to seek aid. It's...
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  I don't know what else to say, as I said. Barring
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  direct third -party intervention, I don't really
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  see this changing. And all the while they're
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  using our tax dollars and the word of God to
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  explain away their crimes. Which I don't, uh,
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  agree with as a taxpayer. How about some good
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  news? How about some good news? Because I got
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  something from Kenya and Germany, and it involves
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  our favorite subject, rhinoceros cove. Researchers
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  in Germany and Kenya have worked together to
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  perform the first successful IVF procedure on
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  a rhinoceros. IVF being in vitro fertilization,
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  like the artificial fertilization, but on a fucking
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  rhino. The reason that they're doing this is
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  because the North African white rhino is very
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  nearly extinct. There are two. Left in existence
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  and both are female so they've been researching
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  how to do this on a rhino and they practiced
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  on a South white rhino which is Related but is
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  not north point is they were practicing on a
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  practice rhino before they go to the main event
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  But yeah, they just took their frozen male rhino
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  sperm that they had in the freezer We've all
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  got that somewhere in the back of the freezer
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  there and they they just kind of boom Preggers.
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  This is a huge conservation breakthrough and
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  could actually potentially repopulate a species
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  on the brink of extinction from decades of poaching.
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  So, yeehaw, yay science, good job. Thanks for
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  the cum, rhinoceros. Technology, Texanology.
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  Texas has passed a digital privacy law that basically
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  says, hey, Google and Apple. Really, anyone who
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  runs an app store, so basically Google and Apple.
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  you need to stop miners from being able to make
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  purchases and download other apps without parental
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  consent. This is a very large state doing this,
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  and this is not the first time that we've seen
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  one of the biggest states in the country just
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  kind of make their own digital privacy laws because
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  the federal government won't fucking do it. Several
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  years back, California made a sort of like similar
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  -ish set of laws to what the EU has, kind of,
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  but also way watered down, and it's just California.
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  But because of that, it essentially was like,
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  well, we need to adhere to California's laws.
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  So it's functionally, we need to do the work
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  anyway. We might as well just support it in all
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  the states, et cetera. And so now we've got states
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  around the country banning porn or in this case,
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  they're banning what certain people can do at
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  certain ages on the Internet, which to be clear,
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  there's a lot of Americans, about 80 percent,
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  agree that something needs to be done about minors
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  on social media. But what? We don't really agree
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  on why. A large portion of people say that it's
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  not up to the state to determine what should
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  happen, it's up to the parents, and some people
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  say that the state can pass laws that empower
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  the parents, and some people say passing any
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  laws is an infringement on the rights of the
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  teenagers from being able to engage with the
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  economy on the internet, as well as speech issues,
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  and so on and so forth. It's a very messy subject.
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  Not to mention that Congress has been batting
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  around things like COSA and other just shitty
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  attempts at making actual technology policy.
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  It's embarrassing. But what we actually need
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  is comprehensive data privacy laws, which we
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  can then use to enact the specific needs of communities,
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  such as having actual, understood control about
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  the relationship between parents, tech companies,
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  children, and all of the data generated therein.
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  Obviously, tech companies are very much against
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  basically anything that requires them to do additional
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  work, track additional data, or whatever, and
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  they're gonna really sneakily talk about how
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  it's an infringement on your rights for them
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  to have to collect extra data about for - example,
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  your age, which agreed, but they already have
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  that information. They're not worried about collecting
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  more of your data. They love doing that. They
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  have your data. It's a matter of if they're going
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  to have their bottom line impacted by preventing
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  13 -year -olds from purchasing whatever, almost
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  definitely just using their parents' credit card.
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  So stay frosty because the tech companies are
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  not your friends, speaking of which. If you use
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  Gmail, you are now getting an AI summary of your
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  emails, whether you like it or not. Fuck boy.
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  I don't know why I put the fuck boy in there.
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  You're not a fuck boy. You listen to this show.
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  That means you're a... I don't know. I don't
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  know. Something. Anyway, yeah, so Google is going
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  to start rolling out... Email summaries. So in
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  long emails and in email threads, they're gonna
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  pin an AI generated summary to the top of your
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  email. It includes a disclaimer saying that the
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  summary is written by Gemini and may contain
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  mistakes. May contain mistakes. Here's a product.
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  So they are just happily running people's emails
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  through their AI without asking them first. It
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  used to be that you had to request a summary.
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  Now it just happens. You can disable the feature
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  in the settings but I would highly encourage
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  you to actually go out and explore other email
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  providers. I know the idea of switching an email
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  provider sounds like hell, and it's not fun,
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  but there do exist other providers that aren't
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  gonna do this kind of bullshit and actually respect
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  you, your data, and your privacy. I've linked
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  a little bit of information in the newsletter
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  today about this, but the two services I generally
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  recommend are Fastmail and Protonmail, and I'll
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  link to them in the description. This is not
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  sponsored. I just genuinely want people to move
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  off of Gmail. Lightning round! The US is looking
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  into whether or not the new pope is allowed to
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  keep his American citizenship given that he is
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  a foreign head of state huh some climber dudes
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  in the UK sent the mountaineering world into
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  a tizzy after they essentially cheated climbing
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  Mount Everest by inhaling xenon gas which is
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  apparently like performance enhancing as far
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  as acclimating to the environment goes they went
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  from London to the peak of Everest back to London
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  in a week which is like super record -breaking
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  to the point that There's now an investigation.
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  In the UK, there was a terrifying car chase where
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  cops were chasing down a guy going at 10 miles
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  an hour, high speed. He eventually crashed and
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  they got him. And finally, for today, big news.
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  Cyberpunk 2077 sequel is officially titled Cyberpunk
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  2, which makes sense. Hey, it's Pride. It's Pride.
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  What's up, Pride? So because it's Pride, instead
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  of hawking my merch and Patreon, I'm going to
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  ask you if you can hear my voice. Consider making
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  a donation to a charity like The Trevor Project,
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  an organization of your choice. Or you can just
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  go search for some good options that is helping
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  to ease the lives of queer people in 2025. Queer
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  folks, especially trans folks and especially,
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  especially trans children deserve protection,
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  support and safety. So here's to all y 'all.
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  I'm wishing you a raucous pride. I don't say
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  raucous often. Okay. Thank you so much for listening
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  to today's episode of Stuff Keeps Happening.
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  Head to SKH .News for sources, bonus content,
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  and the remainder of those millions of bees that
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  I captured myself. My name is Endeavorance. I'll
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