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Hour 2 - Big Day at the Factory · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Ding dong, It's our number two and a boom shacka
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  Speaker 1: laca to you here in our number two we head
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  Speaker 1: to Cleveland. Does Brown's coach Todd Mounkin's explanation for picking
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  Speaker 1: quarterback Deshaun Watson as the starter past the smell test?
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  Speaker 1: Also with Deshaun Watson getting the top job there, how
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  Speaker 1: bad does this make Shader Sanders look? He lost to
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  Speaker 1: a quarterback with the fans hate, who didn't play well
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  Speaker 1: and is an albatross on the franchise and the Browns
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  Speaker 1: are still going with Deshaun Watson. Also, how did the
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  Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson apology, which lasted about two minutes play with
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  Speaker 1: the natives? The Cleveland customers will examine that as well.
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  Speaker 1: Right now here we go, it's our number two. It
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  Speaker 1: was a big day at the factory, the factory of sadness.
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  Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from the Big Announcement.
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  Speaker 1: The Big announcement. It happened while I was sleeping and
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  Speaker 1: the Cleveland Browns made the move to Sean Watson named
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  Speaker 1: the starting quarterback for the Browns. He supposedly beat out
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  Speaker 1: Shradur Sanders after they split first team reps during training
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  Speaker 1: camp and throughout the preseason, in the off season, all
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  Speaker 1: of that. So if you didn't see this, perhaps you
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  Speaker 1: missed it. I don't know why Watson will start in
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  Speaker 1: that epic matchup September thirteenth, when the Brownies played the
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  Speaker 1: Jacksonville Jaguars, a team filled with a bunch of Jags,
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  Speaker 1: just a guy there and everywhere in Jacksonville. Now, my
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  Speaker 1: favorite part of his story is Todd Munkin. Well, there's
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  Speaker 1: two parts of that. The first part is Todd Munkin
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  Speaker 1: who said the decision was based on everything, the entire offseason,
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  Speaker 1: the training camp, all that. Well, in fact, here is
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  Speaker 1: Todd Munkin announcing the decision to go with DeShawn Watson,
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  Speaker 1: the creepy quarterback, as the Brown's choice.
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  Speaker 2: Take a listen, Shawn's.
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  Speaker 3: Going to start against Jacksonville. Took in the full body
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  Speaker 3: of work off season to trainy cap to the games,
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  Speaker 3: the joint practice, and ultimately felt like to start the
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  Speaker 3: season on the road, Deshaun gave us the best chance
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  Speaker 3: to move the ball and score points. I mean, that's
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  Speaker 3: really what it's about. And felt that way going in
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  Speaker 3: the last game, but wasn't sure, and after we talked
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  Speaker 3: as a staff and after we relooked at everything, we're
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  Speaker 3: gonna go that direction.
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  Speaker 2: Liar, Liar, Sorry, I had a thing in my throat.
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  Speaker 4: Liar.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's Todd Munkett. More from Todd Munket. They
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  Speaker 1: have a lie right to your face. Now. A friend
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  Speaker 1: of mine text me and said, the reason Todd Monkin
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  Speaker 1: got the job is for these kind of days. Like
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  Speaker 1: he's totally shameless, totally shameless. A lot of coaches would
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  Speaker 1: have problems lying like he just did not Todd Munkin,
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't have a problem now. The other story is
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  Speaker 1: obviously the issue with the fans and the fact that
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  Speaker 1: the fan base hates Deshaun Watson. And you're in a
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  Speaker 1: business where you need the public to support your product.
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  Speaker 1: Most businesses need the product to be popular and people
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  Speaker 1: like the product, right, This is kind of how it works.
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  Speaker 1: So you have a bit of a problem here the
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  Speaker 1: fan base Boode Watson. Watson thinks the fans are schmucks.
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  Speaker 1: So it goes back and forth. Here is Todd Munkin
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  Speaker 1: addressing the internal issue on how to handle the relationship
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  Speaker 1: with the fans. Take a list zero.
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  Speaker 3: There was nothing to do with that, I mean, ultimately
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  Speaker 3: the fans want us to win. I mean ultimately put
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  Speaker 3: a good product on the field. That's really what they want, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: And so that's our job as coaches, why we're hired,
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  Speaker 3: how to try and put the best product on the field.
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  Speaker 3: And when we don't, and I understand the frustration, but
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  Speaker 3: ultimately they don't decide who plays. I mean, who would
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  Speaker 3: I be if I let someone outside of the building
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  Speaker 3: decide who plays?
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  Speaker 1: You'd be just like every other coach in the in
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland's history. So it seems like Todd Mucken's trying to
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  Speaker 1: get the payout, the quick payout on that. You know,
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  Speaker 1: coach the Browns for a year, get three years of payout.
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  Speaker 1: It's the golden parachute of pro football. You get that job,
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  Speaker 1: you coach a year or two, and then you get
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  Speaker 1: paid for several more years to go sit on the
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  Speaker 1: beach in Burma.
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  Speaker 2: Why not? All right?
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  Speaker 1: So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
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  Speaker 1: discuss the question does Brown's coach Todd Munkin and the
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  Speaker 1: explanation that he gave here for picking Deshaun Watson past
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  Speaker 1: the smell test very bad at playing poker. I've already
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  Speaker 1: revealed my hand. I've got mushroom, soup, porta potty, and
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  Speaker 1: good housekeeping, and we will combine all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we are going to give away the farm.
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  Speaker 1: Something the Cleveland Browns did years ago. They gave away
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  Speaker 1: the farm for Deshaun Watson. Oh mg MG. So my
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  Speaker 1: first thought, A not even a thousand pottery barn scented candles,
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  Speaker 1: burning it once can clear up the smell, the stench
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  Speaker 1: coming from the Cleveland Browns facility there. Todd Munkin is
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  Speaker 1: in this case, stuck between the devil and the deep
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  Speaker 1: blue sea and performing this was essentially a humiliation ritual.
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  Speaker 1: That's the way I looked at it from like the
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  Speaker 1: Middle Ages there where Todd Munkin was clearly told by
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  Speaker 1: the owner, Hey, you gotta play Watson. Okay, I'll play Watson.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be your little stooge, your little puppet, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: go out there and I'll talk to the media, cause
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  Speaker 1: I don't care you're paying me a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: Beat's getting a real job. So Todd Munkin did the
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  Speaker 1: walk and he talked to talk and that was that.
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  Speaker 1: It just smells like ownership meddling the fan base doesn't
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  Speaker 1: like Watson. Watson played like Doo doo for the Browns
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  Speaker 1: in the exhibition game, So why else would you name
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  Speaker 1: him the quarterback other than the owner said, we got
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  Speaker 1: to get something out of this guy, and it's ROI
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  Speaker 1: return on investment and Deshaun Watson making forty six million
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  Speaker 1: dollars this year garanteed. So if you're Jimmy Haslin, Jimmy Haslin,
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  Speaker 1: the truck stop guy there that owns a team, and
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  Speaker 1: you're like, all right, I gotta get something back from
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  Speaker 1: my investment, and Haslam and his wife there like, let's
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  Speaker 1: put him out. Why not at this point the Browns
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  Speaker 1: trying to get something out of Deshaun Watson. You'd have
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  Speaker 1: as much success if you went down to the mountains
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  Speaker 1: and you took some rocks and you tried to squeeze
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  Speaker 1: them and get juice, and that wouldn't work. So you
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  Speaker 1: put them in a blender. Let me put the rocks
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  Speaker 1: in a blender. Maybe I get some juice out of
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  Speaker 1: the rock. No, you're not getting any juice out of
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  Speaker 1: the rocks. So again I go back to the point,
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  Speaker 1: what exactly did Deshaun Watson do to get the QB
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  Speaker 1: one job.
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  Speaker 2: What did he do?
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  Speaker 1: So the obvious one is he he went down to
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  Speaker 1: the Walgreens and he picked up his prescription and there
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  Speaker 1: was a bottle of pills there and it was the
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  Speaker 1: poison pill. Now some of the salary cap dorks are saying,
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  Speaker 1: it's the swery cap. Sorrycap, the cap please, the cap
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  Speaker 1: is crap. How many times must you be exposed as
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  Speaker 1: frauds before you realize the cap is craped. I'm old
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  Speaker 1: enough to remember when the La Rams sold their soul.
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  Speaker 1: They made a faustian bargain to get to the Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl and win it against the Bengals in the greatest
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl ever, and y'all told me that the Rams
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  Speaker 1: would never be heard from again, that that was it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I remember when the Denver Broncos got rid of Russell Wilson,
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  Speaker 1: mister unlimited, y'all told me the Broncos would never be
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  Speaker 1: heard from anytime soon. Sal Reycap Purgatory. It seems like
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  Speaker 1: the Broncos were in the AFC Championship Game last year,
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  Speaker 1: and if I'm not mistaken, the Rams were on the
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  Speaker 1: doorstep also of going back to the Super Bowl. So
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  Speaker 1: it seems like they overcame the salrycap, and the Browns
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  Speaker 1: would do the same thing. Figure it out, pay a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of guys minimum, figure it f and out, get
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  Speaker 1: rid of the guy, all right, But they claim, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's a salary cap, it's the poison pill and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff, and so somehow it's like, well, if they
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  Speaker 1: cut him, it would have created mushroom soup, and we
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  Speaker 1: don't want to eat mushroom soup. Well, it wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: mushroom soup, dummy, it would have been a mushroom cloud.
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  Speaker 1: And you figure it out, an eighty six point two
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  Speaker 1: million dollars salarycap catastrophe of dead money. Oh, the boogeyman,
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  Speaker 1: the salary cap boogeyman. The whole thing is just fake.
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  Speaker 1: It's for Gayzy, it's made up. And so yeah, would
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  Speaker 1: it be a boondoggle for a year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There has never been a team because of salary cap
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  Speaker 1: purgatory that has not been able to field eleven players
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  Speaker 1: on offense and eleven players on defense. They always seem
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  Speaker 1: to have the required number of players the full roster.
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  Speaker 1: So what exactly is at So you're giving someone else
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity paying the minimum wage, So who can the
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  Speaker 1: Watson is.
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  Speaker 2: Such a you know what, you get rid of the
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  Speaker 2: guy and you figure it out, and they couldn't do that. Now.
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  Speaker 1: The good news, meanwhile, is business is booming for the birds,
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  Speaker 1: the boo birds, the angry birds in Cleveland here, and
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  Speaker 1: they should not stop crank up the temperature. No, if
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  Speaker 1: you really want to upset the Browns, just don't go
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  Speaker 1: to the games. Don't watch the games on TV. Remember,
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  Speaker 1: the most powerful thing that you and I have is apathy.
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  Speaker 1: And if we ignore these people, they will freak out.
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  Speaker 1: They will go death con at the highest level of
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  Speaker 1: death con. They will lose their fricking mind. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't watch the games on TV and you don't go
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  Speaker 1: to the games, they won't know what to do. Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: apathy is the neutron bomb in that business. But since
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna do that, the next best thing is
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  Speaker 1: just make their life a living hell. And if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna pay admission, knock it out of the park. The
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  Speaker 1: Shakespeare's series at the Factory of Sadness, Watson will stink
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  Speaker 1: in September, he'll play terribly.
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  Speaker 2: The booze will get louder.
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  Speaker 1: Shauduur Chance rhythmic chance for Shuder Sanders will crank up
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  Speaker 1: there and somehow the Browns, the good old Cleveland Browns,
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  Speaker 1: will turn an already dysfunctional operation into an even bigger,
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  Speaker 1: big top three ring circus. It's great with luxury seating.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta have the luxury box all right now, page two.
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  Speaker 1: So the runner up spot in the hour of Brownham
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  Speaker 1: the runner up spot here goes the silver medal in
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  Speaker 1: this pathetic quarterback race. We know who the runner up is.
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  Speaker 1: So the question with Deshaun Watson getting QB one status
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  Speaker 1: getting the gig with the Cleveland Browns, how bad does
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  Speaker 1: this make Shadur Sanders look? Well, okay, so we understand.
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  Speaker 1: I believe the owner medal, so that's part of it. However,
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  Speaker 1: Shouldur Sanders had the ultimate power to play so well
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  Speaker 1: and to do such great things that he would have
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  Speaker 1: put pressure on the Brown's ownership to go with him.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't do that. He did the opposite, right, So
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  Speaker 1: QB one was sitting on the counter with a massive
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  Speaker 1: take me sign for Shaudur Sanders to go out there
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  Speaker 1: and prove that he's not just a stiff and a
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  Speaker 1: social media influencer and all that, and Shoulder somehow walked
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  Speaker 1: right past the take me free sign on the counter,
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  Speaker 1: the thing of a jig while were right past it
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  Speaker 1: like he was blindfolded.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And in Cleveland, the bar is underground. Subterranean is the
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  Speaker 1: bar in Cleveland. And Shoulder still found a way to
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  Speaker 1: do the limbo underneath the subterranean bar, which is hard
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  Speaker 1: to do, the thing that you couldn't dominate, couldn't give
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  Speaker 1: the razzle dazzle, and outperformed Deshaun Watson, a guy whose
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  Speaker 1: reputation in the NFL and with the Cleveland Browns is
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  Speaker 1: that of an overflowing porta potty at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the State Fair there on a Sunday night when it
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  Speaker 1: hasn't been clean since Thursday. That nice rich aroma, that
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  Speaker 1: is Deshaun Watson. And yet that guy who sparred with
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  Speaker 1: fans had to apologize like a malfunctioning chat bot had
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  Speaker 1: to apologize, and he still won the job. He still
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  Speaker 1: won the job. This wasn't exactly Secretariat at the Belmont.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't that Shadur simply fell off the horse. Of
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  Speaker 1: course before the first turn. Shaudur, you gotta stay.
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  Speaker 2: On the horse. You can't fall off the horse. What
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  Speaker 2: are you doing? It's a bout job by you.
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  Speaker 1: Now, there were reports of sloppy practices by Shahdur Sanders
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  Speaker 1: that he had issues with the cadence falling out to
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  Speaker 1: play audibling at the line of scrimmage there, that his
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  Speaker 1: offensive lineman didn't know what was going on because he
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  Speaker 1: wasn't communicating the right plays and so he sounded like
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  Speaker 1: he was running an escape room on the way it's
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  Speaker 1: being reported, Shooter says, was running an escape room instead
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  Speaker 1: of the Browns offense. And so Cleveland gave him the opportunity,
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  Speaker 1: and it wasn't the greatest opportunity because the brown suck
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  Speaker 1: whoever plays quarterback. They gave him an opportunity and the incentive,
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  Speaker 1: every incentive imaginable to be the starting quarterback for the team.
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  Speaker 1: Watson's yesterday's garbage. He just is and no matter how
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  Speaker 1: long he plays in the NFL, that's just who he is.
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  Speaker 1: And Shadu he's still unfortunately ordering off the kiddy menu.
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  Speaker 2: And it's a parent here.
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  Speaker 1: Watson didn't really outperform anybody the owner wanted him because
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  Speaker 1: of the contract to play, which I get. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: perform well when he played in these exhibition games, and
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  Speaker 1: Shadure just totally surrendered and like a French soldier. So
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  Speaker 1: that's it. I retreat, all right. Now, last word to
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  Speaker 1: the fans again, I'm gonna go back to the fans
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  Speaker 1: because to me, this is a big part of it.
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  Speaker 1: We heard Todd Monkin earlier say and then we don't
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  Speaker 1: let the fans decide what's going on. So did you see?
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  Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson opened up his news conference with a two
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  Speaker 1: minute apology, a two minute apology to the fans, slamming
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  Speaker 1: them he had ripped them apart over the weekend, and
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  Speaker 1: take a listen to the level of bull crap from
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  Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson.
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  Speaker 2: Take a listen.
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  Speaker 5: First off, I want to address the comments from Saturday
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  Speaker 5: out of the game. I think just you know, human nature,
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  Speaker 5: just myself been very emotional. Spent a lot of time
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  Speaker 5: these last two years to you know, get back and
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  Speaker 5: you know, spend time in this facility in the city,
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  Speaker 5: meeting a lot of different people in the community. You know,
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  Speaker 5: I thought I was going to get you know, a
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  Speaker 5: little different, but uh, you know, I think, you know,
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  Speaker 5: my emotions got the best of me. My comments wasn't
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  Speaker 5: attending to go at any of the fans around in
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  Speaker 5: the city because There's been a lot of great fans
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  Speaker 5: that have been supported me, and I know the frustration.
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  Speaker 5: That's a lot of organization have put you know, a
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  Speaker 5: lot of investment and coming, you know to get me
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  Speaker 5: back in twenty two and uh and things haven't been
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  Speaker 5: going the right direction that we thought it was. You know,
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  Speaker 5: a lot of injuries, a lot of time off, they're
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  Speaker 5: not paying the best football and my foot forward. So again,
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  Speaker 5: just you know, I understand the frustration. I understand everything
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  Speaker 5: that kind of goes into that, you know, and moving forward,
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  Speaker 5: I just want to focus on football. Make you sure
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  Speaker 5: that you know I'm putting the best product out there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so funny, this is real by the way
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  Speaker 1: we make that off like this is such bull crap.
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  Speaker 1: They serve you fresh bull crap. The Browns must think
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  Speaker 1: their fan base or a bunch of Neameovols with an
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  Speaker 1: IQ a little bit better than a goldfish.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So the question and how did what you
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  Speaker 2: just heard most of it?
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  Speaker 1: How did Deshaun Watson's apology play to the base, the
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland customers there? So this was the way I determined it.
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  Speaker 1: I wrote this on my scorecard. Deshaun Watson giving a
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  Speaker 1: groveling two minute apology was a performative price of admission
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  Speaker 1: to get the quarterback gig as QB won there in
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  Speaker 1: Northern Ohio two days prior. Two days prior, Deshaun Watson
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  Speaker 1: made it perfectly clear his position on the fan base
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  Speaker 1: in Cleveland.
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  Speaker 2: He hated the fans.
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  Speaker 1: He thought they were disrespectful, and he took it personally,
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  Speaker 1: and in less than forty eight hours after announcing all
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  Speaker 1: of that, abra cadabra, hocus pocus presto, he.
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  Speaker 2: Goes out there.
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  Speaker 1: Watson does the dance, and he gets the keys to
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  Speaker 1: the Factory of Sadness back and he's tap dancing like
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: he's the reincarnation of Fred Astaire out there at the
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  Speaker 1: PR seminar, knocking it out of the park.
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  Speaker 2: You got to knock it out of the park.
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  Speaker 1: And it sure sounds like someone who was with the
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  Speaker 1: media relations department with the Browns said, Hey, congratulations, Deshaun Watson,
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  Speaker 1: you're the QB one. Before we name you the starter,
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  Speaker 1: we have one small good housekeeping thing we'd like to do.
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  Speaker 1: What's the good housekeeping thing. Well, the good housekeeping thing
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  Speaker 4: Oh bah, I love you. I wish I was going
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  Speaker 4: to Vegas with you. Oh I wish?
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  Speaker 2: Ah. Well, why don't you start?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Why don't you start by getting apps on your phone
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  Speaker 1: so you can do the other things?
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  Speaker 2: How about that?
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  Speaker 4: Oh God, tell me that I know I can't get it. Sure,
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  Speaker 4: I can't get it. I I can't can't phone.
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  Speaker 1: Now, will you admit that? You admit to me right
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  Speaker 1: now you did not actually go to the store. Can
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  Speaker 1: you admit that right now?
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  Speaker 4: I'm into the store.
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  Speaker 2: I tried, I know, but you did not go. You
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  Speaker 2: did not do what I told you to do, right
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  Speaker 2: I you did not. I knew you did.
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  Speaker 1: I could tell you a lie. When I talked to
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  Speaker 1: called weed Man. I got you three or four times
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  Speaker 1: over the weekend. I called you early.
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  Speaker 4: Froll No no, but I chan't get it on this phone.
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  Speaker 4: For whatever reason I tried it.
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  Speaker 2: I told you, I said, go down to the store,
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  Speaker 2: they'll help you out. You wouldn't even do that anyway.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we have we have make the world.
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Stop alf the ale and Opina writes in from in
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  Speaker 1: weed Man, you went to a cell phone store?
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  Speaker 4: Every month? I pay my bill every month, Okay, guys,
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: asked guy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe no Milkman.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Mike in Colorado says, weed Man, is it true that
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  Speaker 1: you're a finalist to play Jack Black's character Jeff Portnoy
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  Speaker 1: in the musical version of Tropic Thunder Jr? Would that
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  Speaker 1: be you'd have to leave your house for that, though,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: weed Man, that would be the problem.
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  Speaker 4: I'd love to be in that movie. I love that movie.
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  Speaker 1: Michael writes in from Tulsa. He says, weed Man, do
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  Speaker 1: you like legos?
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  Speaker 8: Ah?
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  Speaker 4: You love legos? Are you singing? Of course? I love Legos.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I I.
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  Speaker 1: Beg part of I played Santa Claus too for several years.
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  Speaker 2: I've done that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Nada writes in from Lax, although her heart is
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  Speaker 1: back in Australia.
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  Speaker 2: I believe anyway. She writes in.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: She says, I have two questions for mister Weedman. She
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: called you, mister weed Man.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. What's her name?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: That's respect na A A n A t A. Not
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  Speaker 2: all right? She said, how are you? She's not here?
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  Speaker 2: She says, if.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: You could be listening, right.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I hope so, she says, if you could choose between the.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Mind, Ben, thanks for teaching me about radio.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: If you could choose between time travel and space exploration, Wow,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: what would you choose?
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Travel?
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Absolutely? Time travel. I want to go into the future,
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: far into the future. Wouldn't that be great?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be financially.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Three thousands or something?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: And I watched this documentary called back to the Future.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: And if you know who's gonna win games and stuff,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: you can go back to the you know, back to
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  Speaker 1: the future and make money doing that. You go, if
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  Speaker 4: No, you say, if your goal is to be a
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  Speaker 4: criminal and steal money gambling. Well, you're right, go back
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: to it, go back to your dead.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, you want to think about think about space? Wait, man,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: you ever lay out there on the beach and you
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: look up in the heavens and you see all those
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: stars and you think every one of those not everyone,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: but a lot of them have planet.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: To right the way.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, think about all the cool stuff that must be
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: out there at the end of the galaxy.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: And what is the end of it? Does it ever end?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Does it just keep going on and on and on?
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: It goes on and on?
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Interdimensional?
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Oh sure, are you?
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Of course?
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: We multiverse?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Multi Think of it like we're in a bubble and
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: there's a bubble bath and every other bubble has its
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  Speaker 1: own world.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: Quoting me, look at it.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Make sure Lorena, make sure you write that he quoted
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  Speaker 2: me with that ding ding ding ding ding. That was
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  Speaker 1: not also says, what is your favorite song all time?
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  Speaker 2: We men?
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  Speaker 4: Wow, I don't know if I have a favorite Davred,
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  Speaker 4: but I like the Rolling Stones, I like the Beagles,
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I like Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: Those are songs, those are bands. Broadway Jay writes in
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  Speaker 1: we met, thanks for the heads up that weed Man
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  Speaker 1: Hippie is coming on and I can now change the station.
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  Speaker 4: This. I want thank you for food you send me
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  Speaker 1: This is a good bo Bozo the District Attorney rites
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  Speaker 1: in on ask we made. He says, what's the craziest
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  Speaker 1: hallucination you remember having while you were high? Wow?
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  Speaker 4: You know I did? I washed the one time? No way,
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: really yeah, I was wow. I mean I was just
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: I was gone. I was out of here. Wow, I
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: was just gone. It's crazy I washed, though.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: You were and Aaron Rodgers were, and you didn't react
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  Speaker 8: You're cool with Boso that's so funny, bozo.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: That's what that's what we're looking for. What else do
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• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Daddy says, if weed Man had a T shirt made
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: of hemp, would he try to smoke it?
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: That's a great question.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: No, hemp won't GISs you high hand. Might as well
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: be woke. You need weed?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Hemp is good for like textile things. You
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  Speaker 2: could even make bags both cheese.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's asking we our friend Bill, all right,
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  Speaker 1: Mike writes in on the He wrote in on the
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: email weed Man. He says, weed Man, do you have
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  Speaker 1: any advice for the forty nine ers owner that was
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  Speaker 1: seeing a whore at a trailer park?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: I say, oh, Gray, you you've got choking with the story.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Stay right some shows the stories you got to be choking.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, he wants to be more relatable to the women
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  Speaker 1: who are in the trailer parks.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: That. I wish you were doing Danny and the weed Man.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's still time, weed Man's still time. Somebody just
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  Speaker 1: had somebody with a lot of money has to set
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  Speaker 1: us up.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: We'll do a two two shows a night. Weed Man
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: we're doing early in the late show.
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  Speaker 4: We did that, right, so great?
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  Speaker 8: Stop?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: All right, Just Josh says, how do you like your
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: eggs Billy scrambled or fertilized?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: All right, that's just Josh there, my goodness, all right, Joe, Joe.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Georgia Boy rites and he's a legend on the show,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Georgia Boy.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: He said, Georgia Boy.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: When was the last time you were with a woman
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: or a man or something else? That's from Georgia Boy,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: very personal question, Weed man.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: A very long time ago. Unfortunately, that's true.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: That is true. Have you ever made love to an
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: alien like a UFO? Oh?
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: That would be great?
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Rd wow, we' man is interested any UFO extraterastionial activity?
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: And there's been lotted that kidney. It was on the
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: News show a couple of weeks ago, all the star
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: activity going on with this wish faceships landing and like
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: China or Japan who put out a warning that said
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: not to respond to alien communication.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I don't do that now.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Wow. There was a story.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I mentioned this on the podcast over the weekend. I
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: think I did a whole rant on the Saturday Pod
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour about this. But there's supposedly four types
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: of species of UFOs.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Weed man, you've got the Grays, the.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Reptilians, the Nordics, and the insectoids.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Well, they claim that they're saying that the US has
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: had contact. You know people on Earth who said, by
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: the way, four four different types of which one i'd
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: like to meet. The reptilians I want to meet.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Wow, I don't know about that, because you know, I
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: have theis here Florida, and they're pretty. But I wouldn't
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: want to think that people come down looking like.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Big Well, I would think insectoids would be the scariest,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't they.
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  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 4: Why can't we have good looking intelligence? Yes?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Can't we a hot alien women?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Quickly? All right?
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: We gotta we want to learn from these people.
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  Speaker 1: All right, last question, Trucker Joe writes in he's on
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  Speaker 1: the highways and byways. He says, weed man, how much
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  Speaker 1: money do you think in your lifetime you've smoked away
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: from the weed?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? You know, I show how I missed a big
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  Speaker 2: All right, but that was not the question. That was
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: not the question.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you, we man. There he goes our friend Billy
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  Speaker 1: Malors Show on Fox Sports Radio. Check out the Ben
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why that is. I can't figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: wide receiver Kayshawn Booty. There was a transaction between the
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  Speaker 1: Patriots and the Texans. Well Kayshawn Booty recording four deep
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  Speaker 1: receiving touchdowns twenty or more air yards last year, trailing
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  Speaker 1: only blank in the entire NFL. Alec Pierce guests by
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  Speaker 1: Ike in Roseville, Minnesota. Who else do we have? Sir
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  Speaker 1: scratch Off from Shane in Des Moines, Paige Dan weed
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  Speaker 2: Who else?
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  Speaker 1: Paige, Dan don Knotts from Rebecca the ram Fan, Jack
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  Speaker 1: Vegas this weekend. Rocky and Bullwinkle from Filler Up Phil, Paige,
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  Speaker 1: Dan All right, that's what if do you have an
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  Speaker 1: answer to the ring?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Jackson Dart?
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  Speaker 1: Is it Jackson Dart for the win? And no, it
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  Speaker 1: is T Higgins the Bengals. T Higgins is the answer.
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  Speaker 1: Fox Mallard, how about that? To the third degree? This
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  Speaker 1: is one big Ben gets grillovl.
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  Speaker 9: Mike Rabel explained sitting his starters during the preseason by saying,
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  Speaker 9: I do not think we have a very deep team.
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  Speaker 9: He then attempted to walk those comments back on Monday, Ben,
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  Speaker 9: do you think the depth of the roster is going
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  Speaker 9: to be a problem for the Patriots?
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  Speaker 2: No, this is it's an issue because he took a
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  Speaker 2: shot at the front.
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  Speaker 1: Office, which is odd because, as I understand it, Rabel
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  Speaker 1: helps pick the players. So is he really taking a
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  Speaker 1: shot at himself. If the roster's not good, that's on
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  Speaker 1: the front office. You're part of the front office also,
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  Speaker 1: So that's an excuse, is all it is? The Patriots
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  Speaker 1: are not going to be as good as they were
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  Speaker 1: last year. It's not going to because of that.
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  Speaker 2: Next.
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  Speaker 9: Bill Belichick admitted last week that North Carolina have looked
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  Speaker 9: into adding some of these sixteen players who received a
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  Speaker 9: fifth year of eligibility through the temporary restraining order. But Ben,
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  Speaker 9: do you think Belichick would be speaking out against this
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  Speaker 9: ruling if you were still an NFL coach?
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  Speaker 1: Well, he wishes he was still in an NFL coach,
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  Speaker 1: that's the first thought I have on that. So probably
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  Speaker 1: probably would say, Hey, once you go to the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. He's from the old country and all that.
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  Speaker 1: But Belichick, how many more years is you to coach
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  Speaker 1: at North Carolina?
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  Speaker 8: Right?
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  Speaker 1: It didn't go well last year. They're not looking to
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  Speaker 1: be very good this year in the ACC. So at
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: this point you do whatever you can, if you're Belichick,
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  Speaker 1: to try to at least get.
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  Speaker 2: One good year, one good year at Chapel Hill.
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  Speaker 9: Next, the Dodgers have announced a plan for Edwin Diaz,
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  Speaker 9: saying that he will be used in a low leverage
• 39:35
  Speaker 9: role once he is activated from the eye help. The
• 39:38
  Speaker 9: hope is to build him back up towards reclaiming the
• 39:40
  Speaker 9: closer role. Do you think that'll work?
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  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't whether you pitch in a low leverage
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  Speaker 1: or a high level that The issue is not the leverage.
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  Speaker 1: The issue is he's ridden the vomit comet and Edwin
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Diaz has choked on the trumpet. He sucks at a time.
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  Speaker 1: He cannot say, you don't matter when you pitch. If
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: you're gonna pitch like crap, you're not gonna get guys out.
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  Speaker 2: How did we know you pass? Think as they weren't
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  Speaker 2: playing one.
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  Speaker 3: I won the game.
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  Speaker 1: When I want I want a chicken, Yeah, when I
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: want to win a