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BALL TALK | Son of a Boy Dad #249 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast Today. It
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  Speaker 4: is November six and democracy is dead. Democracy has fallen
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  Speaker 4: once again.
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  Speaker 1: That was the only thing that was falling. I was
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  Speaker 1: fallowing my knees. Just be like.
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  Speaker 4: Classic been there?
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  Speaker 1: Who has it now?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: There are litanies of people who are just going into
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  Speaker 1: their car and filming themselves, screaming at the top of
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  Speaker 1: their lungs.
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  Speaker 4: I actually haven't seen a ton of stuff. I haven't
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  Speaker 4: really been on social media a lot today, but I
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  Speaker 4: haven't seen me neither. I saw I saw a ton
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  Speaker 4: of people calling for a revote, really and then I
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  Speaker 4: saw people saying that the Russians rigged the election. But
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  Speaker 4: I guess this time towards Trump?
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  Speaker 1: Oh really was it?
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  Speaker 4: Was it rigged towards Trump the first time? Or was
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  Speaker 4: it when the when they were saying that the Russians
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  Speaker 4: rigged the election? Were they saying that it was they
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  Speaker 4: rigged it for Trump or against Trump.
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  Speaker 1: I think they just did it for fun.
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  Speaker 4: Just they're just fucking around.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just doing it for shit. So much control
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  Speaker 1: they had, What a great time. Yeah, now finally no
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  Speaker 1: one will ever talk about politics again. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I keep on seeing those tweets, which I don't really
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  Speaker 4: give the ones where people are like that, no more
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  Speaker 4: tweets about politics for four years. Do people remember twenty
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  Speaker 4: sixteen to twenty twenty was literally like the action.
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  Speaker 1: Every week every there was an election every day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: People couldn't stop tweeting about politics and putting it in
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  Speaker 1: your face. Yeah, literally in the streets. Yeah, if you
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  Speaker 1: walked around New York City today, you would have no
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  Speaker 1: idea that democracy has crumbled before.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty quiet on the streets today. Yeah, did you notice.
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  Speaker 1: That maybe people are silently morning democracy.
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  Speaker 4: I think people are silently celebrating. I mean, at a
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  Speaker 4: certain point, when are we gonna admit that there's way
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  Speaker 4: more people that are Trump supporters than is led on
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  Speaker 4: to the public.
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  Speaker 1: The silent majority.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I mean, he won it by a fucking It
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  Speaker 4: wasn't like it was a close battle.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't win New York though.
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  Speaker 4: It's true, that is true. He didn't win New York City.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't win New York State either.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but I mean, if you look at
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  Speaker 4: the map, it's.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about Staton or you're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: The whole state is red except for New York City.
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  Speaker 4: It's because there's eight million. Bro. Yeah, I know exactly.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm just saying, I don't fucking know. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: happy that the dude's walking around with marathon fucking metals
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  Speaker 1: are now in the back in our rearview mirror. Right,
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  Speaker 1: Why are people walking around with marathon medals on Monday?
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  Speaker 1: The marathon was on Sunday.
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  Speaker 4: No, I guess you just want to show it off, right.
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  Speaker 1: I saw dozens of people with a metal on Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Do you get free coffee or something like that?
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  Speaker 4: Probably you ever see someone with like a hospital band
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  Speaker 4: and then they just rock it for like the rest
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  Speaker 4: of their life mantis, yeah, yeah, or like a like
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  Speaker 4: a festival.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bonnaroo. Yeah, either you go to a Bonnaroo or
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  Speaker 1: the nick you Oh, you fucking rock your shit for
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  Speaker 1: the rest of your life, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, dude, the marathon, I can't be mad about that.
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  Speaker 1: Why why wearing it the next day?
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  Speaker 4: Brother? If I'm running twenty six point two, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: rock that metal as long as I that's a hard.
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  Speaker 1: Task to accomplish it and be stinking on your neck.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that. Uh, that's why you run the
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  Speaker 1: marathon though? Is it for everyone else's so you can
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  Speaker 1: put the bumper sticker on? Or is it so you
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  Speaker 1: can fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Have for Obviously it's for everyone else. No one's running
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  Speaker 4: the marathon because they want to feel good about themselves.
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  Speaker 4: They want people to look at them and go, you're
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  Speaker 4: a hero. What you did was so brave.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have any dark Knights running the marathon. Hell no,
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  Speaker 1: I think there has to be some people.
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  Speaker 4: I would run the marathon me personally, I'd run and
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  Speaker 4: I'd say, don't even give me the medal. I don't
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  Speaker 4: need that.
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  Speaker 1: I would run.
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  Speaker 4: I don't need any external motivation.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, don't even give me a number. I
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  Speaker 1: would just run onto the course and run with them.
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  Speaker 4: I just run a marathon like in Upstate the same day.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, I'm not a big crowds guy.
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  Speaker 1: Silently, Yeah, just guess it. I probably go over about
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  Speaker 1: ten miles.
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  Speaker 4: I actually accidentally did forty again.
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  Speaker 1: Fucked whatever, I won't, No one will ever know. That's
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  Speaker 1: what's respectable about it. I can't believe the marathon is
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  Speaker 1: a thing. And then you see the videos of all
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  Speaker 1: the the last people crossing the line, duet, the old,
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  Speaker 1: blind people.
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  Speaker 4: I think people just finish today. If people who are
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  Speaker 4: just wrapping up right now, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That would be me probably.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot imagine running that long.
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  Speaker 4: I can't either. Francis thinks that he could do it,
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  Speaker 4: and O time.
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  Speaker 1: My grapple with my fucking body composition is gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a fucking lifelong struggle for me. But there's no marathoning
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  Speaker 1: my way out of it.
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  Speaker 4: No, there really isn't.
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  Speaker 1: And also the fact that my fat brothers and sisters
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  Speaker 1: are finishing the marathon, albeit two days later, that shows
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  Speaker 1: that you can do a marathon and still not have
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  Speaker 1: your body composition fixed.
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  Speaker 4: That's true, But I still think it is like I think,
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  Speaker 4: even if you're fat, like even if you walked like
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  Speaker 4: I walked six miles yesterday, I can barely walk today.
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  Speaker 4: My right hip is like out of the socket, Like
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  Speaker 4: walking twenty six miles is still a hard task.
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  Speaker 1: I'm picturing you like one of the dudes who have
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  Speaker 1: like an intense leg day at the gym, and like
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  Speaker 1: two other buffdoes are like carrying them and your legs
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  Speaker 1: are knocking into each other because you walked six miles.
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  Speaker 4: I biked. I biked here, and then I got off
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  Speaker 4: the bike and I started walking to the office, and
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  Speaker 4: it was like, dude, literally, my right leg is fucked.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that you were going up the stairs backwards.
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  Speaker 4: I have blisters all over my feet. This is literally
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  Speaker 4: I walked for two hours six miles.
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  Speaker 1: I just twenty twenty miles or twenty minute miles about
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  Speaker 1: about right for walking. Yeah. Was it for a leisure
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  Speaker 1: or just to clear your head?
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  Speaker 4: Clear my head?
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  Speaker 1: I heard that's what men are supposed to do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, go for a nice walk.
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  Speaker 1: Hands and pockets of course.
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  Speaker 4: Now you know what I actually do weirdly. I walk
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  Speaker 4: with my A lot of times. I'll catch myself walking
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  Speaker 4: with my hands behind my back like an old Asian man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like all the time, like you're browsing for books at
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  Speaker 4: the library, exactly like that. It's super hunched forward, hands
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  Speaker 4: locked behind my back.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably your body being desperate to have your shoulder
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  Speaker 1: blades touched for once.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: Your shoulder blades are probably like East and West Germany. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: in the Cold War. Like there's a fucking wall between them.
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  Speaker 1: You're a fucking spiky spine.
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  Speaker 4: They're far as hell away from each other. You ever
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  Speaker 4: have one of these things.
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  Speaker 1: The Liserine strips, Yeah, let me get a lot of
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  Speaker 1: taste test.
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  Speaker 4: Of straw as hell.
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  Speaker 1: They're strong, but also the texture of them is so unnatural. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you have to think that these are gonna stay in
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  Speaker 1: your body until long after we're gone. There's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna be digging up excavating bodies at cemeteries and
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  Speaker 1: there's gonna be no bones left, but just a Liserines lisines,
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  Speaker 1: just a perfect Listerine square. It's gonna throw the ancestors,
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  Speaker 1: the ancient Egyptians for a loop when they come back
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  Speaker 1: and find us big time.
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  Speaker 4: I fuck with them. I bought them yesterday on my walk.
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  Speaker 4: Oh dude. So I actually think it's like you know
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  Speaker 4: when you like have a pack of Doritos and you
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  Speaker 4: get one that's like the flavor, the one that's got
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  Speaker 4: all the flavor on it. I think the listines, like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think they're all the same level of strength.
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  Speaker 4: Then you get one of them and then you're like,
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  Speaker 4: what the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Well, this one tastes like a menthol yeah, or like
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  Speaker 1: a Newport.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the one that I have tasted like I do.
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  Speaker 4: They just crushed up every single mint on earth and
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  Speaker 4: injected it into my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: There's an unnatural thick flavor.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what like in theory, I guess this
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  Speaker 1: makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: But uh, I like him.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, I like him.
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  Speaker 4: I was like addicted to him at one point, really
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  Speaker 4: just couldn't stop popping them because you know what, Like
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  Speaker 4: it's kind of like eye drops, like you know when
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  Speaker 4: you know, some people get addicted.
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  Speaker 1: Like how Jake Marsh got addicted to Affron exactly like that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you know that. No, I didn't know that he
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  Speaker 1: got addicted to Afron because his voice was nasally and
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  Speaker 1: whenever he would call a game, he would wanted to
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  Speaker 1: get his voice out of his out of his nose.
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  Speaker 4: That's the nose spray.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, people get addicted to that. All that's that. And
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  Speaker 4: eye drops are like weirdly a ton of people are
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  Speaker 4: addicted to them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's super addicted to Affron. Yeah, and uh, that's
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  Speaker 1: why he had to quit barstool because they found him fucking.
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  Speaker 4: They found out tan affron bottles.
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  Speaker 1: Deep underneath his desk, fucking curled up with a litter
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  Speaker 1: of affron bottles surrounding him.
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  Speaker 4: Just hammer and affron.
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  Speaker 1: But the strips like they can't do what they say
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  Speaker 1: they do, like or you know, you put them on
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  Speaker 1: your tongue because your tongue is obviously the stinkiest part
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  Speaker 1: of your Yeah, stinkier than the buttthole or the balls. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: just because of everything that goes in and out of there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean, dude, once you get a taste
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  Speaker 4: of like fresh breath and then you start then you
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  Speaker 4: start picking up a reputation. People are like that guy's
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  Speaker 4: breath smells great. So now you now you have a
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  Speaker 4: status that you have to maintain constantly. You had to
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  Speaker 4: constantly just be popping listerines.
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  Speaker 1: You're just a victim of close talking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 1: People are just coming up super close to talk to
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  Speaker 1: you just so they could get a taste of your minty,
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  Speaker 1: fresh breath.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. A word spread, dude, if you have really good breath,
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  Speaker 4: word spread, word spread fast quick, really fast, way faster
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  Speaker 4: than stinky breath.
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  Speaker 1: Stinky breath. People are in denial. Yeah, they don't want
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  Speaker 1: to know that.
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  Speaker 4: They must have made a musca, got him on a
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  Speaker 4: bad day or something.
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  Speaker 1: It might have been me. Start wearing a mask again,
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  Speaker 1: just in case it's you with the stinky breath.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I saw you see that. You keep on seeing
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  Speaker 4: that video of those like high school kids at the
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  Speaker 4: football game all wearing.
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  Speaker 1: Like the shisties with the stinky breaths.
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  Speaker 4: No, but they're all wearing like shisties. You haven't seen
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  Speaker 4: it now, And then like they're walking into the game
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  Speaker 4: and then you just hear like an older dude being
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  Speaker 4: on take the masks off, masks off now. But in
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  Speaker 4: the video they're all wearing shicyes. And then there's just
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  Speaker 4: one dude wearing like a black beanie with a COVID mask,
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, damn, you know that kid was
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  Speaker 4: like the one kid who couldn't swing the shisty so
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  Speaker 4: he had to just go makeshift with the COVID mask.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if that was mom letting him out of
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  Speaker 1: the house in a shisty or if you just couldn't
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  Speaker 1: couldn't put together the funds for a nice fresh schicy.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, Icies are expensive.
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  Speaker 1: How much do you think an MSRP of a shicy
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  Speaker 1: is thirty two bucks?
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  Speaker 4: Probably around thirty or forty really. I want to say
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  Speaker 4: my shicty cost me around forty really, and it's a
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  Speaker 4: thick one.
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  Speaker 1: I just got my schicty at the standoutside where they
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  Speaker 1: sell diet cokes and mentoses, and it was like fifteen
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  Speaker 1: bucks there, but it was probably a certified, pre owned schisty.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, refurbished.
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  Speaker 1: It had another man's breath on it. Yeah, absolutely, just
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  Speaker 1: coating the mouth of it, had another a ring of
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  Speaker 1: slobber around it. Someone else was a listerine dangling from it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: disgusting gross. Mouth to mouth is absolutely unless it's with
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  Speaker 1: a dog. Dogs have obviously the cleanest mouth you ever realized?
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  Speaker 1: Ship all day? Yeah, and somehow it's super clean. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you ever realize how the life Saver the rings,
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  Speaker 1: the white ones and we have them down in the
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  Speaker 1: lobby at barstool, how they make your breath smell way worse? YEP,
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  Speaker 1: I have noticed that. It's terrible.
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  Speaker 4: It makes my breath smell I don't even know what
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  Speaker 4: the what it would be what.
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  Speaker 1: I would call it makes you smell like elbow pain.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It makes us smell like
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  Speaker 1: eight aches.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's kind of get it, but I know
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  Speaker 4: what you mean. It makes it makes my breath taste
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  Speaker 4: like stale, like.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: A sick like sick breath, like a sick morning breath,
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: like soup or something like like an old soup that
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: you found under your bed or something like that. There's
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: something nasty about the life savers. It just is fucking
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: it's disgusting. But somehow there's a pack of two thousand
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: of them, and that must be ebony our door woman
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: just being like you White people have sninky breaths that
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: could get it under control, you fucking white pigs.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: Is that a thing that white folks have stinky breath?
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: I know it's white people's hair smells like ham.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: Really, that's crazy. Mine smells like coconuts.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, or a wet dog probably.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: Now I do. I use a great arrangement of shampoos
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: and products. I promise you my hair does not smell
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: like ham. You want to get a whiff? All right,
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: all right, you don't have to, But I'm just saying
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: on the table, how you take a fart like you
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: could get a whiff at any moment if you want,
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: and I'll promise anything, you might get a fine steak,
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: like steak cooked to perfection with a layer of pepper
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: on top.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Old meat is not nice. Old meat smelled hair heat.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: This is the freshest meat there is.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's been I mean, I don't know. I
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: want to believe you. I've been using Harry's me too.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Harry's is incredible, dude. The sense I have two body
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: washes that I'll make my own concoction of stone and
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: like forest or something like that. Yeah, and I'll I'll
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: be like a mix ologist pouring a little bit of
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: them into a hand fucking speck in my cheeks like
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: home alone. Yeah, both pairs of cheeks. Yeah, I gotta
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: smell that hair of yours.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Brother, we'll think about it. You watch that Bucks Chiefs game?
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah you did?
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, great game, but dying to talk about it. Bro,
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: What Francis is gonna be back next week and we're
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: not gonna be able to talk about ball.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Anybody's let's look at them, Let's look at next weekend slate.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: We gotta get it in while we can't, let's do.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: A ball preview show. Should put in our bets. Yeah,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: we could try, but I mean, let's like kind of
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: let's say where we're leading. Let's break down the games.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Thursday night game. You'll be able to watch this this
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: tonight on Amazon Prime. Our new partner, Bengals Ravens.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, it doesn't get much better than that, does it?
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: For a Thursday night game. That's incredible.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: That's God shining down on us.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: I just got a little shivered out of my spine.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I thought I got a whiff of some
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: honey baked ham.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: You see, Deontay Johnson went to the Ravens.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to trade you him fan.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Now I was looking and then I was looking at
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: a mud Ramante just averages too many points.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Well, which of your running backs would you part with?
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: And now? And now I got none.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: You said you're trying to bolster your receivers.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: I am, but I don't think I want to like
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: up any of my running backs. My running backs are
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: too good.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Well, who are you? Who you give up?
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: I got?
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I got?
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: I got Joe Mixon, never giving him up. Literally the
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: last player I would give up, mixing and Cook, James Cook,
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: never gonna give him up. Ramondre Stevenson can't give him.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Up, and Chub Hubbard and Chubb.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: But Hubbard, who's just I mean occasionally he'll pop off
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: for a sixty point game. Yeah, so I can't give
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: him up.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Bro, you can't give up any of your guys. No,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: don't you realize that you have to give something to
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: get something?
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're just not giving me any really good offers.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Deontay Johnson was intriguing. I was intrigued by that offer.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: I thought about accepting towards it. I got to see
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: how he performed. I don't know, because Dalvin Cook got
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: traded to the Ravens last year and then he got
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: one snap the rest of the season.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: What about for Kelsey because you got Auten. Someone tried
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: to clown me for saying that you should stack Otten
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: in Mayfield. I did I know it was ten points,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: soone tried to clown me. They're like saying that I
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: don't know ball.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: No, that's a ball knowing movie.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: That was a genius stack.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: So dude, Bakerfield to Autumn, baker Mayfield to Autumn, or
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: gasmic or gas I screamed when it happens.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Or gas stacks screamed, dude, you put the text message
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: where it all popped up on the screen.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Also, well, I mean I just knew people were doubting me,
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: doubting us me. I mean, dude, how much longer are
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: people gonna be able to say that I don't know
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: ball when I'm just I'm pretty much spoilt on with
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: my predictions every single week.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: We'll make you make your call in this uh Thursday
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: night game, Bengals uh plus six So Raven's minus six
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: over fifty three and a half. That's a lot of points.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a tough one. I mean, I'm gonna go
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Bengals plus six for sure.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Bengals plus six division game. The Bengals are hot.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't see how the Bengals wouldn't cover that.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: That would be core. I mean, they'd have to have
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: a really bad game. Derek Henry for two pretty much
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: A mean Derek Henry for two is what at this
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: point minus two hundred probably could definitely see Flowers sneaking
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: into the end zone at some.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Point, big time.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: And uh, I don't know who do you think is
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: gonna win that?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I'm with you, let's go Bengals, But.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: I'm not going Bengals. I don't know if the Bangs
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: are gonna because don't know the Bengals can win the game.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, plus they have six points to mess.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I know that's when you said you said
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go Bengals. You gotta say I'm gonna go
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Bengals to cover to cover. Let's yeah, that's our pick
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: for the show.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: That's your show. Why pick right with us? Yeah?
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: I mean that's just a boring pick.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I hate when they do.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: When you watch ESPN and they give out their picks
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: and they're like, I'm gonna go with the Chiefs to
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: beat the Panthers, and it's like, well, who is that for?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Well, we're picking the underdog. What do you mean? This
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: isn't boring? This is exciting.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but people want People want like a twelve leg
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: parlay from us. They don't want a straight back.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, well put it together. This is that's the first
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: leg of the parlay. That's the fucking patience Jesus Christ.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Then we have Giants pat Panthers International game in Munich, Munich.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah really yeah, that's odd.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Odd placement? Is Munich like a poppin city? Now?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, now what.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: It's better than London. Munich is where Hitler's from.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Is he?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I think though he was Austrian. I'm thinking of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Munich is where like the Nazi Party started.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, brother, I'd listened to The Rise and Fall of
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: the Third Right for two hours sesterday you did.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you did on your walk? Yes, why
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: are you burying the lead? What'd you find out?
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Not much? I found out they were talking about when
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: he wrote mind kompf in prison and then when he
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: got out, and it wasn't like a major success at first,
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: like it only got I want to say, like maybe
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: nine thousand.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: It sold like nine thousand downloads.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: It sold like nine thousand copies, around five thousand to
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: ten thousand for the first like three years.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Then there was like one year where then it
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: just like popped off and it sold like ten million
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: copies in one year.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Cult classic.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then it started becoming a point in Germany
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: where it was so popular that like you would just
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: like the most common gift you would give someone be
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: like a copy of mindcom and everyone had a copy.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: They would give it out and they would hand it
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: out in schools, everyone had it, and then they were
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: saying that it's not a very good book. It's not
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: like a very digestible book. So it was so popular,
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: and most of the people that had it never read it,
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: and they were saying that, like, if people just read
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: the book, they could have just they could have prevented
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: the Holocaust completely.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: That's crazy that nobody just.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Like just like most of the people that had it
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: never read it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: That's kind of like the Rise and Fall of the
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Third Reich. For me, Yeah, I just have the book
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: xact when I don't read it. If I really cracked
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: into it, i'd realize that they're just the smirching Hitler's
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: good name. Yeah, but the fact that they're saying it
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: is not well written in that book sounds like a
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: little bit too much editorializing for me.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: They probably explained it better. Dude. When you listen to
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: a book like that, you're kind of just trying to
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: retain one bit of information every thirty five minutes. You
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: just go, Okay, I can remember that. I mean, I
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: listened to the book for over an hour until they
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: got to the mind comp thing, and then I started
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: listening when they started talking about mind comf in the sales.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: That was when I first started retaining information.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: The fact that they were giving it out like Harry
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Potter books is crazy.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like the Bible. Seriously, that's what they
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: compared it to. They said they compared it to the
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Bible for Germany.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, King Hitler version, Yeah, Hitler's version, Yeah, like
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift exactly like Taylor ship Mine kumf Hitler's version
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: because the dirty publishing company wasn't give him is right. Yeah,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: every time I go hang out with my dad, he's
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: always tell me exactly how fucking Hitler came to power.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a history buff.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He just tapped in on Hitler on
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: the ah Man. I think that that's just dude's dudes
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: like a little bit of Hitler. He's basically saying that
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: after World War One that we all of Europe was
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: like UoS reparations and then everybody in Europe got broke
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: during the Great Depression. They were out of money and
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: they were like, hey, make Germany give us some of
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: the money. And Germany was like for broke and then
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: they like took the little money that Germany had. Then
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Hitler was like, we can't stand for this. We need
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: to make Germany great again.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: I think I think that's when the book popped off,
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: is when Germany was like super broke because the book
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: started getting sold for like what is their currency?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Uh not roubles, not chick kruns, krunes, Kroner's that's Denmark
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: and Iceland. I don't know. I don't think. I don't know.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Someone's furious that someone scream right now, we'll find we'll
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this. We don't want to
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: be slowed down by this little bit of misinformation that
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: we're gonna feed you guys. We gotta get everybody right.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Hey, well it says euro but that just can't be true.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're on the eurobat.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Let's look at Germany currency in eight and nineteen thirty thirty.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like thirty the rich Schmark, the Reichschmark. Oh,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: deutsch Mark, it's gotta be a deutsch Mark.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Well it's an R. What's the R?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Is a D? Too much politics for me, bro, too
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: much politics out of it, bro. Regardless, We're gonna get
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: to the I don't know. Yeah, So do they say
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: anything about giants or panthers in the book No.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: They didn't, but I could see that game going either way,
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: to be honest.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: No, it's gonna be the Giants. Giants are six and
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: a half point favorites. Brother in Germany.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: As a someone who's been hammering the Panthers to cover,
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: I'm going Panthers to cover.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: All right, Panthers to cover. We're in Bengals Panthers. This
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: is gonna be animalistic.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Ah. But also they just did lose Deontay Johnson. I
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: didn't think about that.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Who needs Deonte Johnson?
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Johnson, he's all right, he's pretty good. I just keep
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: seeing that clip of him when he's you know how
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: like when you catch a ball on the sidelines, just
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: wass to like touch your feet, drag your feet. Yeah,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: and he just he lifts his feet up and goes
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: out back first and just like completely he's like the
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: polar opposite of what you're saying.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Are you sure that that wasn't Jonathan Mingo.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I think that was Jonathan Mingo. It'd have been Jonathan Mingo,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: but he got traded as well. They just traded to
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: their best receivers.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that seems to be like what they do, right.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they get stud players and then get rid of
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: them daves A, Xavier Laget. Still the rookie.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Atriots gonna make a single trade.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not surprised.
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: I am.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: What are they gonna buy?
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Dude? What a fucking joke of a team Mayo needs
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: to get? I mean he's dog shit.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: You see Mayo.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: You see Mayo talking about uh talking about the trade headline.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: But it's just like it's a lot of hype. It's
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: a lot of It's like, dude, we were you don't
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: do anything, but I don't. We don't do anything that
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: all the good teams do.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: What are the are the Patriots target they should sell?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: If anything, it's trying to try to get like a
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: wide receiver or something. But trade Remondre, Get Remondre to
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: a team that's gonna win. Yeah, get us a wide receiver,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Trade Remindre for a third round pick or something.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: I want to win this year.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I want you not win this year.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: I want to win the Super Bowl this year.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Should we get to this Patriots Bears game? Yeah, because
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: we're already talking about.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Them Patriots money line. Where is it? It's it's at
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: It's in Chicago.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bears are floundering.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: The Bears are gonna win that game. What's the spread?
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Give me the spread.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Six and a half? Mmm, Pats, we like.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: This is the worst parlay of all time. He might go,
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: oh for three.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, let's do the total in this game, then thirty
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: eight and a half?
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Over for sure? Over, I'm gonna go over thirty eight.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're going over the lock. Okay. With the weather
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: that day, it says Cloudie. With the chance of meatballs, right,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: May plays great and meat balls May Williams, Oh my god, Williams.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: May two rookies facing off, right, It's gonna be an
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: instant classic. Niners Bucks, Niners Bucks, Bro. I think McCaffrey's
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: coming back.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, this is uh. I wasn't expecting
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: these games to be that hard to judge. Why are
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: they all super close? Games minus five and a half?
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Niners minus are favored by five and a half. All right,
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: go Bucks spread.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Bucks to cover the five and a half. Bucks are
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: a great team. Baker Mayfield's the truth, He's the truth.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: And we got oughten, we got cotton, Yeah.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: We got aut We literally don't have a single other
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: person white Rashad White.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Uh, that other running back. Bucky Irving.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Bucky Irving's good.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: And then uh, Shepherd's been playing good Shepherd from the Giants.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Now he's on there.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: I'm not familiar. Oh he was.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, you must not have watched ball one Monday night.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I watched.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I thought you wanted to talk about the game.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: I was. I was just watching Kate out in every play.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: We gotta start breaking down tape, honestly. Yeah, that would
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: be sick. If Busting with the Boys doesn't come back.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it will send us.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Did you see that fucker Busting with the Boys got
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: thanked by day Yeah. I was watching at two thirty
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: in the morning or three in the morning, whenever they
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: stayed up the whole thing.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. I was lights out by eleven.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: If the Republic's gonna crumble, bro, I want to have
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: the front row seat. That was Leo on my couch.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck, that isn't I mean if I saw that live,
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: I would have been shocked.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: It was crazy. He was just he was like just
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: getting everybody to talk. Trump was just being like he
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: was trying to get people to talk. And there's some
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: people that are like no as.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Well as he was. Probably he was probably exhausted because
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Elon had been sucking him off for the last three hours.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I think Elon must have been bombed. Why did he speak? No,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: but uh yeah, I don't know he was. He didn't speak,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: but Dana White did. He was like Bryson d Chambeaus
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: here the US Open champ and then he like wasn't
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: on stage, so he held everything up for five minutes
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: until he got onto the stage.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: It was just preposterous. He just had random people coming
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: up to talk.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Apparently Kamala just spoke.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: She did, Yeah, what'd you say?
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: She quit? She said, you can't fire me. I quit,
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: And Tim Waltz said, he said, look, guys, we're going
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: into ot We're not the favorited team here. We lost
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: the coin toss.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Best play for us to run right now, the pick
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: six play. Now, it's the perfect time to dial up
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: the pick six play.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Did you see people with the coach Waltz posters?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: No, that's amazing though, so funny. You should get at
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: you should have been that for Halloween.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: I know, coach Walts.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Coach Waltz, I mean you kind of like you dressed
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: like a coach already. Yeah, in the most complimentary way possible.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Like these pants, Yeah, those are actually your best pants
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: of the year.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: I know. And I just finally, I just picked up
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: my laundry today. I finally got him clean. They reeked.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: They stunk a fish.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: I had to put them in a backpack because they
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: were so smelling, and then I kept forgetting to bring
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: them to the laundry.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Now the backpack smells, well, I.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Don't care if the backpack smells like fish. It's my
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: fishing backpack, that makes sense.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but backpacks can retain a smell sometimes, that is true.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Like I left the what the where the I wonder
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: where the fuck I was? I had to. I went
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: like away for the weekend and like packed food for
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: my dog and then left my the dog food in
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: like a backpack in the parking lot, and my car
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: smelled for a fucking month. Dude, Really, we got deep clean,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: We got a deep clean. We had a fucking we
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: were sprinkling a lie all over the.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Car like there was a dead body.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I rewatched that episode of the Wire when they try
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: to cover up the dead body smell. There was nothing
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: that I could do to get this disgusting smell out
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: of the car. All from some dog food that it turned.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: But it was in a backpack and we had to
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: throw the backpack out. It's my fishing backpack.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a that's a bummer. Well, you know, you
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: can always get another fishing backpack.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I know, but now I haven't had my fishing backpack
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: the last couple of times I've casted Rod forty nine
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: ers against the Bucks. We already covered Falcons against the
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Saints Falcons four point favorite.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Falcons, Falcons to cover the floor.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, even though it's intro divisional matchup. Sts just Saints
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: new coach though sometimes when you get a new coach
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: teams but they also got rid of a lot of
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: more Olave's brain and scrambled.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Yep, and they fucking have lost seven games in a row.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a fact. Okay, we're riding with the Falcons
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: that cover the four uh Broncos and against the Chiefs
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Chiefs minus eight over under forty one and a half.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: What's the what's the over forty one and a half and.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: The over unders forty one and a half. In case
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: you're wondering, I can't.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: I can't bet for the Chiefs. I refuse to and
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: I just feel like there has to be a game
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: here coming up soon where they're gonna lose.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Well, what about just to cover that eight? Then the
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Broncos to cover the eight? It isn't, But then that
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: just feels like a dumb bet.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Bet Poe Nicks is gonna cover against the Chiefs at home?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, Baker did, Baker just did?
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Bro Baker's the goat. Poe Nicks is a rookie quarterback.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Didn't you just hate on Baker Mayfield two weeks ago
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: or something?
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: No, I was saying that Baker Mayfield is the swaggiest
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: white boy in the NFL. He said that, Yes, Baker
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Mayfield is. Literally he's actually probably my favorite quarterback to watch.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Really. I love him cause he's so swaggy.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: He's so swaggy.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Should I call it Jay and tell him that right now?
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: No, but I'll you could pas. I'll pass the message
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: along too, Jay. I think Chane knows. I think I've
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: talked to Chay about my my love for Baker.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Are you sure I shouldn't call him right now? Yeah?
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough? So what's our call on this game?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Over the forty one and a half or under the
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: forty one and a half. I mean the Chiefs. The
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Broncos defense is very good, but they got dash this
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: past week.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they got smoked.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: So they're five and four, five and four. It's pretty good. Bro.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Sean Payton has any good teams though, of course they have. Bro,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: let's go through their schedule. Win against the Bucks, Bo,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Nicks already beat him. Win against the Jets, win against
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: the Raiders, win against the Saints, win against the Panthers.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Okay they yeah, all right, never mind they lost. They've
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: beaten exclusively terrible teams except for the Bucks.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Except for the Bucks. But it was also week.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: One, No, no, they beat the it was week three,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: first win of the season. Really, yes, Bro, is it
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: time to bet on Nicks transit property?
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: What does the change our odds if we do bet
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: on Nicks.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not putting together the whole parlay.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: You're not. I thought you've been tallioning it up this
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: whole time.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: You want me to put together a whole all You're.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Not gonna take the bet that we're building for our team.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I was gonna listen back to the episode and see
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: what we did right, see what you were wrong? Like
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: We're gonna pull up the episode and listen to this
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: what bro?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Alright? Let me you want me to actually put it together?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Thursday Night football Bengals say something? Well, I do well,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I construct this fucking masterpiece NFL.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: I don't have a ton to say.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: What we say? What do we say? Giants? Panthers?
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: We said Panthers answers to cover?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Right yep? Falcon Saints? We said Saints? Uh, Broncos chiefs?
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: I think we had we had Broncos right, plus eight
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: plus eight? Maybe we could do a little Let's do
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: a let's do an alternate spread, and let's go plus
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: ten and a half.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: You're such a fucking sharp I love it, Bro. Where
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: how do I get? Can I get the alternate spread today?
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: It might be too early? Then take it at plus eight.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: That means that that means they're gonna try and moot
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: make it closer.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: All right, We'll take the Broncos at plus eight. And
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: what do we say for Bears Patriots? Plus six? Okay, okay,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: this is fucking genius. Bills at Colts bills money line,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: they're minus three and a half. Money line is only
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: minus one ninety two. Get pretty easy two minus three
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: and a half minus three and a half. I love
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: this so far of Vikings. This is the pick them
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: pod too. This is like a pick them, but yeah
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: them instead of pick them, pick them. Yeah, we pick
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: We see the games and we pick them.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: People are probably expecting us to go into like a
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: forty five minute rant about Trump and Trump and Kamala
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: and we're just going through the slate for Sunday.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: It's like Duke said, we can get back to talking bull.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a refresher. Honestly, a lot of podcasts
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: you're gonna be talking about politics this week, not us.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: We're gonna craft a parlay for forty five minutes straight.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: And for forty five dollars to Okay, Vikings at Jags
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Vikings minus four mmmm at Jags.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: Let's just go Vikings money line?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Why this? Why are you doing these money lines?
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Because the Jags, I feel like, are having a little
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: bit of a comeback right now. They competed well against
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: the Birds.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Because of a phantom fumble call.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they did, and they almost beat the birds. However,
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: the birds are way worse than the Vikings or the Yeah, yeah,
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: the birds are way worse than the Vikings. Now, I
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: didn't mean to correct myself. I was completely right about that.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: You are such a goof. You're a major league goof.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, how many times we're gonna see the same
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: play of Saquon Barkley jumping backwards like we get it?
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Like it was cool the first six thousand times I
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: saw it, and it'll.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Be cool for the next six hundred.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: It would have been cool if you did that and
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: then like ran for a touchdown. But it's like, come on, now,
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: he gained one extra yard by doing that. He already
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: had the first down. He didn't even need to do it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Bro get your weight up.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying to Saquon, like, if you keep doing
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: like finicky bullshit like that, you're gonna get hurt. You're
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: gonna jeopardize your team season.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: So why don't we just do Chiefs money line? Then
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: if we're not.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Gonna do that, if I don't want to bet on that,
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be it's gonna be.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want to have to root
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: for the Chiefs if we're gonna be pussies. Though, I
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: don't want to have to root for the Chiefs.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: But I also don't think that the Broncos are good
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: enough to beat the Chiefs, so I don't want to
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: have to root for the Chiefs, and I also don't
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: want to get mad when the Broncos inevitably lose to
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: the Chiefs.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I think Trevor Lawrence was a little bit hurt last
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: week as well, though. But so you went just Vikings
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: money line. Yeah minus one ninety eight. Okay, goofy, But
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I'm riding with you. Uh, Steelers versus Commanders.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Dude, what are these games? Are all good games? I
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: know we got a hell of a slip Steelers Commanders?
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Where is it?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Steelers Commanders at Washington three point spread? Steelers are plus three,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: but they're minus one eighteen, which makes you think that
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: you're getting a little bit less value. What's the over
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: under forty five and a half?
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Hammer it?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Hammer the over?
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: What the Steelers defense is good? Bucket? Fuck it? It
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Terry mclaurin's down there somewhere, bro and.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: The command The Commander's defense sucks. But they did just
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: add laudermore from the Saints. Do you like that trade?
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: I love that trade?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: The third rounder, Yeah, third and fourth.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's an honest.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Trade and that's good value. That the Saints got.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, what else?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Forty nine ers? Bucks? Who did we have?
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: I think we had the over or no? I don't
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: think we decided on that, did we?
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Should we take the Bucks to cover the five and
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: a half?
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Take the Bucks cover?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, Titans against the Chargers? Uh, that's our four o'clock slate?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Should we just keep it to the one o'clock slate?
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Hell no, dude, I do every game. You want to
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: go every game?
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to go every game? And I could
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: bet the straight right now, we're at plus twenty six thousand.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: All right, not bad, I'll take those odds.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Uh. Titans at Chargers.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Titans at Chargers. Skip skip that one altogether, because I
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: could go anyway.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, it's the Chargers are seven and a half
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: point favorites. Skip it still, skip it, skip skip skip
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: over unders thirty nine and a half skip thirty nine
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: skip it. Jets Cardinals basically a pick them. Did the
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Jets have the Jets found it? Are the Jets frauds?
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: What do you think?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Jets?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: You're going Jets?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: No? Cardinals? Cardinals? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Now, but I don't know. I really don't know.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: What's the over under forty six hammer over.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: I kind of like the under on that one.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: No, bro, we can't be rooting for the Oh you
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: can't put all right whatever? I mean, it's really what.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: I kind of like the under a lot.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: What. Yeah, you don't think it's gonna be a shootout
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: between Kyler and fucking.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: I don't think the Cardinals are that good, So then
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: why don't we bet on the Jets because I think
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: the Cardinals are good enough. Yeah, let's go Jets, Go Jets.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: It's gonna want to be in the Cardinals and it's
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: gonna end up being under. I mean under. I like
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: that under.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: All right, I'll go I'll go the under. No Jets,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: all right, under sucks though, especially in this game. Yeah,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: that's definitely gonna go over.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: All right, all right, I don't bet the under that
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: game alone. Now, go Jets.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Money you just leave this game alone.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Now, I'm doubling down Jets. Money line.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Jets. I mean they're they're one point favorite, so money line, yeah,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: I guess about the same.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Where is that game?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Cardinals? Alright? I like it?
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, go Jets.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Money line. Eagles at Cowboys, Eagles to cover what's his
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: bread seven cover, Cowboys suck and the Eagles are better
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: than the Vikings. Lions at Texans, that's the night game.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Lions minus three and a half, Lions minus three and
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: a half.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: What's the over under forty nine? Yeah, smack it, both
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: of them run it up. Ah, forty nine is a
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: lot of points. And also the Texans don't have any
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: of their receivers right now.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll take it. I'll take that part off, all right.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: What's the Monday game?
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Dolphins at Rams. It's going to be the Rams.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: It's got to be the Rams. Maybe we'll cash out Rams. Mind,
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: if we've made it to Monday, maybe we'll we'll cash out.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: What are our odds for fifteen bucks?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: It's plus three hundred and thirty nine thousand, seven hundred
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: and forty three.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Al Right, what does it mean? What if you put
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: fifteen in? How much are we getting paid?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Fifteen would pay out fifty thousand, fifty Yeah.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Holy shit? What do we do? We do we do
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: something wrong? It's usually never that high. Usually takes thirteen
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: games out one thousand.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: We picked every game, all right? Right?
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hammer it?
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: You guys want fifteen on it? Fifteen fifteen, fifteen fifteen.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: You're gonna put forty five on it, or it'll.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Be sixty sixty sixty will win two hundred thousand. Fuck.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: I don't see a world where this I mean, I
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: don't see a world where it loses.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: To be honest, I'm putting one hundred on it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck it. You're not even gonna let you put
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: one hundred on.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: It, one hundred, three hundred thirty nine thousand. But you
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: guys are all for fifteen, all right? Or what we're
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: all in for twenty five?
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll all going for twenty five. That's a hell
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: of a bet. I don't see. Uh, this might be
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: the last episode of the podcast. Honestly, we might be
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: taking a little bit of a break after this one.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: That's in thirteen pick parlay plus three hundred thirty nine thousand.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: What if were we picking? Were you lying to me
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: about the odds or something?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: No, you can look at it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: If you're thirteen picks for plus three hundred thousand is insane.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: There's really no wonder. We don't have anything that's plus anything.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: It's all minus, like one hundred.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: We're sharp due.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: This could be our week.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: This could be our ticket out of here. Yeah, this
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: could be our ray.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: And then we'll put through We'll put the three hundred
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars on the Cheeps to win the super Bowl
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: double our money.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll put it on black. Yeah, well read if.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: It's we'll take the train to We'll take the train
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: to Jersey, hammered on the online roulette, go to the
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: online room.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: To the online roulette, and like the bathroom of the train,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: we don't even pay for our train ticket. Just lock
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: ourselves in the bathroom, get to Jersey, do the online roulette.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Just hammered on the path.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Lose everything on the path, and then just get on
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: another train bath get busted for trying to not pay
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: for the train.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Imagine that train ride back on the path after losing
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: three dollars. It would be kind of funny though, because
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: it wouldn't even be like we didn't We never really
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: had the money. It's like we already like we just
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: lost it's not it's not like we just deposited three
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: hundred thousand dollars.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: And yeah, we would just lose one hundred bucks.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we would just continue life as normal.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like when Hubbs lost that Yankees bet that was
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: a fifty I would think it was forty k Yeah,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: forty so crazy and he just had to be like, well,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: and it was on that Grand Slam. Yeah, how shitty.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Was just devastating. That's so shitty. He handled it like
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: much more of an adult than I would.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: Well, I think it's because it's not It's one thing
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: if you if you deposit forty thousand dollars and you lose,
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: it's not a thing if you if you win forty
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars and then you bet that and you.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Lose, but it still feels nasty.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he still kind have had forty thousand dollars. Well, no,
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: because he had to win the bet to get the money, right, Yeah, yeah, and.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Then he would have had forty thousand dollars if he
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: won that bet.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't have done it on a I wouldn't done it.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't have done it on a close game. Yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I would have done it on a game that won.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: I would have done it on a sport that it's
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: not it could go either way. I would have done
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: it on like a hockey game that was like with
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: a team that was like minus four hundred.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Easy winner. Yeah. But then you only win like a
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: ten thousand. You don't win the forty thousands.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, you don't win the forty thousand.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: No, you win the ten thousand. He wouldn't were winning.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: You only win your winnings. Yeah, still would have done that.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Still definitely would have done that. Wouldn't have bett on
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: the Yankees game one. I would have then I would
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: have taken the ten thousand and that I won and
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: put it on the Chiefs.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, the Chiefs. Right now, that's like, that's like
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: investing in like a roth ira.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Your money will sull the compound year to year.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: I don't think am I allowed to say that. I
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: might have been a no, no, No.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: It's fun. I mean it depends on what people's implications
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: and understandings of iras are.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: We would need to get Nate in here to talk
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: about Yeah, that is true. We'd have to we'd have
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: to get Nate in here. The dog. The dog's still
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: in charge. Honestly, no one's in this office more than
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: me and you. I know, we fucking grind in here.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: It is pretty late, it's like six pm.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I know, because we grind. We should go. I've been
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: taking pictures whenever no one's in the office. Yeah, I'm
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: grinding what happened a lot of them? Why did they
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: remove your song? Your zb your ZBD That wasn't mine?
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Bro? We saw your name on the Spotify credits.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about now? What are you talking
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: about your disc track?
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: That was not mine? That was Dave and Josh. Sure,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: that was Dave and Josh.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: And if you try to get me to fuck.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: Up this and get bro and Gilly never wrote for when.
• 47:17
  Speaker 9: When I first found David Josh flow, They're not fucking
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: up my NDAs, Bro, I didn't know you signed one.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Come on, Bro, shit forgot. I knew that she was
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: in your DNA bars. That's a bar from the song
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: it is, Yes, really, I think it was in Josh's verse.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably wrote it then I wrote Josh's verse.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was chat GBT.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Chat NDA.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know why.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they took down Dave and Josh's
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: song that I wasn't involved with. But I'm happy for
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: them though that they got some fucking bars off.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: It was a great song. It's it was stuck in
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: my head all day. But I don't really remember it
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: right now, say some of it.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: I just did the n DNA, DNA, n DNA, m
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: RNA and MDMA, the MDMA vaccine, MDMA vaccine, that whole shit,
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: bro the vaccine shit.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: What was going on in Philly last night? I heard
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: that there was like some voter fraud going down.
• 48:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Trump said they were sending law enforcement.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Stop the count the uh the local DA. Did you
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: see his message before the election. He was like, don't
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: f with us. If you come around here and f
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: with us and try to f around with this election,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: don't f with Is that.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: A big thing that, oh, because Pennsylvania is such a
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: big state.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I think it's because the I don't know, but he
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: was like, if any militias try to come down here.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: In the back of my head, I'm thinking what he's
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: doing right now is illegal because we are allowed to
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: per our founding fathers have a well armed militia. That's
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: that's part of what it's all about. Charleston White told
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: us that if you call your gang and militia, then
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: they can't disband you because it's constitutionally protected to have
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: a militia.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Interesting are you? Are you a New York citizen? I
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: don't know, or are you or are you like do
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: you have like a New York license or do you
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: have like a Philly license Pennsylvania? You have Pennsylvania license.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: So I could have did some voter fraud?
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Did you vote?
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Of course?
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Did you? Did you? So you voted for Pennsylvania?
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: No? No, Now I voted in New York. Well, I
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: voted in both.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, it's got to feel pretty bad ass,
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Like voting in Pennsylvania must feel way cooler than it
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: is like voting in New York or Massachusetts.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Voting in New York or Massachusetts, you're just standing in
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: the line for now reason, just to ride the line.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like Pennsylvania, it's like this actually matters.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Pennsylvania, everybody's fucking yeah, well taken care of in
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: the line.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: And Georgia and Michigan and Michigan and North Carolina and
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: Virginia and Virginia if.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: You want to just list swings.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't know Virginia was a swing state until last night. Yeah,
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: the clips, I'd expect it to be blue. What was
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: so funny about that?
• 50:07
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• 50:10
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  Speaker 1: get back to this program. Huh oh that bike video video.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Do the amount of people that hit me up and
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: they were like, dude, you're supposed to ride the bike. Yeah.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: I was being a good citizen and I was not
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: biking into the there's a direction. In New York City,
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: there's bike lanes. You're supposed to bike in the direction
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: that the lane is facing. There's an arrow, and it
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: says go this way, so that all the traffic moves
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: the same way. Most streets in New York City are
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: one way streets. When I bike to the office, I park,
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: I bike to twenty sixth and then I walk the
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: bike to twenty seventh and I parked the bike.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Why you just give up your Social Security number, bro,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna tell us exactly where you're fucking parking
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: your city bike, bro.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: I don't give a shit. If people know where I
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: park my city bike, it's up. There's probably people that
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: listen to the podcasts who have used the same city
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: bike as me.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably. It's probably smelled like your ham hair.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably my ham ass. My ass probably smells like ham.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know about my hair. Yeah smell, But yeah,
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: people keep on hitting me up about it, and then,
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: like a lot of people, I didn't watch the full video,
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: and I don't even really know what the video was about.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: I guess it was about like security during the election,
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: and people were replying being like fucking liberal pussy like
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: they thought I was just clipping out a random CBS
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: clip and posting it on my Instagram story, not that
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: you were the subject of it, not that I was
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: in the video.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Do you remember as they shot it?
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: I remember exactly there was a big black dude standing
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: with a camera.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: But I always see that, and I always just assume
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: it's nothing. So I just like walked by.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's his first And then pretty, you're allowed
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: to film in public. You can film anything that the eye
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: can see. They can't trespass your eyes.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: Exactly, what's your badge number?
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: They need reasonable articular little suspension of a crime exactly?
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Is suspicious a missemeanor or felony?
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: Exactly?
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: That kind of shit. And so when who sent you
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: the clip? How did you know that?
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: It was some dude who works for CBS? Really so
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: I'm editor. He was like, dude, I was just editing footage,
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: and I just I think that's what he said. I
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: don't want to like get.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Him in trouble, but yeah, I'm sure this would get
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: him in trouble. Well, because he was like election interference.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: Let me see if he said what he said? Yeah,
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: he works at a news station CBS, and he said,
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: you disappeared in one point five seconds of sidewalk b
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: roll in the story. I think this could be huge
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: for you. I was pretty pop. I was like, I
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: can you send me it? And then he sent me it,
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: and then he was like, I could also send you
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: the raw footage, but I think I might get in
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: trouble for that, And I was like, yeah, don't do that.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Well, what would the difference to the raw footage be.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: He's just giving me b role that CBS owns.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like what what what would it look like?
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: It would be out of context and just would look
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: like you walking down the street.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: I guess that's true. Yeah, I guess there's really no
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: need for me to have them rapie here all.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: What would you benefit from that?
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: I was mean mugget in the photo in the video too.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: You see how pissed I looked.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: You were New York businessman and everyone.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Was like this was this after the bike crash A
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: lot of people were asking that too.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just taking your bike for a walk. Yeah,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: you just take your bike out at twenty seventh Street.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Don't walk down to twenty second Street and redock it.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: A lot of people will be in like, uh, you're
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: spending all that money on bikes, you're supposed to ride them.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: That's probably why you were so sore after your six
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: mile walk yesterday, because I was just walking the whole way,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: walked a bike the entire time. That would be so
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: fucking impressive. It's probably hard.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you think you.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Could stand for forty eight hours for one hundred million dollars? Yes, absolutely,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: like you're two feet hit in one place. No, no,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: not for a hundred million dollars.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: I would have to squat. Dude, if I stand still
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: for fifteen minutes, like if I go to like if
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: I go look on a tour at like a museum,
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: you'll see me squatting in the back of the in
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: the back of the crowd.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Is that an Asian guy?
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I need I need to stretch. I need to
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: stretch my knees.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that. But for a hundred million dollars,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: you get unlimited knee stretches in.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: That is true.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: It would be hard though. Standing is so hard it is.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Standing burns a lot of calories.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I mean walking burns a lot of calories.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: I mean you should have seen my fit bid yesterday
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: off the fucking Oh yeah, I'm rocking the bit again
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: as well.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: What yeah, let me get one.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Shit's turning around in my life. Brother.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I know I've been so proud of you getting on
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: the straight and narrow or they I should say they
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: gay and narrow for you. Come on now, No, seriously.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: Don't need to be rude.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: No, no, seriously. Jason Kelsey said, we're saying it again.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're allowed to say gay again. Those tweets. I mean, dude,
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: how much of a loser do you have to be
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: to be like, guess what, Trump's back in office. We're
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: allowed to say gay in retard again. It's like, dude,
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: that's it's not funny when you guys do it like
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: it was. It's funny when you're not supposed to say it.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: And it's also not funny in that context.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, not at all.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: It's like it makes the whole thing not funny.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's funny when Shane Gillis says it on stage,
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: that's when it's funny. And then most a scenarios.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: And now they're ing it for him. Yeah, now he
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: probably can't even say it.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: It's not funny. When there's like just dudes on Twitter,
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: who'd be like I called someone in my office a
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: retard today, I called.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: My baby a gay retard.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is my new baby. And then the birth
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: certificate just says like, gay retard nine, what's the date?
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: Eleven eleven, six, twenty four? Were retard? Sorry? Libs? Does
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: this one piss you off?
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Now? I'll have to say it every day. Now I'll
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: make my liberal blue haired teacher call my.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: Kid, which matter. I'm not allowed to call my child
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: by his name? Oh sorry, they them's name.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Check mating, check mating, nothing like check mating,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: nothing like it. I think it'll quiet down, though. I
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: think everything's gonna quiet down.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: Same.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I also don't even know. I gotta get a whole
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: new hobby now because I can't ship post anymore.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Have you been ship posting?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, bro relentlessly ship posts burners. I have burners.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: I have meme factories. I riped memes, I flipped memes.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I dip memes, I skip memes sometimes then I come
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: back to them.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: I gotta get back into meme flipping.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: You could, I mean, you could be great at it.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: But also I don't the internet might have passed you by.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: That's true. I'm having a hard well. Actually no, I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: took one of those brain rot exams on Instagram reels
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: the other day, went five for six.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: What was it? Just they just give you like they
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: just say like skimmity toilet, you.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Know, they say like which came first? Qwandon Dingle or
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: or or some other ship, and then I like knew
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: all of them. Are you familiar with Kwandan Kwandon Dingle
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: of the TikTok Riz party? Do you guys know what
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, I almost that was so hard.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Do you know it would have hurt me so bad
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: to swallow that that die coke, that sweet die coke
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: while I was laughing like that, what's Quandon Dingo?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: There's a there was this like party. There's this like
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: middle school party that happened where I guess they had
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: like a film crew there and they filmed a group
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: of these dudes singing that song that's like Dudn't the Impossible?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: And it's like it's like five like sweaty teenage boys
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: and just like it was like cringey. Yeah, it was
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: like and they're like looking right at the camera, like
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: wrapping into the camera. They're like covered in sweat and
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: they're wearing like a dress shirts because they're at like
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: a formal dance for like school and h and people
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: just like dissected it. It's like still like I still
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: get tweets all the time, and they'll be like the
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: big dude in the crewe. They prefer to him as
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: the alpha. And then like Quandon Dingle is this like
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: Indian bro who's like feeling that he's doing the Flaws
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: dance and there it's like so many, so many posts
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: of him doing it, and then there's like, yeah, I
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: don't know. People just like dissected the video a ton, but.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 10: I gotta look up Quandon Dingle. I think that's his name,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 10: Quandon Dingle. Songs Quandon Dingle, meme, Yeah.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: Turkish Quandon Dingles.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: So did you get it right?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: On the Yeah? They asked what came first, Quandon Dingle
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: or oh no, Quandale Dingle, Wondale Quandale Dingle, and it's
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: you gotta do Turkish?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, what the fuck? Kwando Rondo one? Kwandale
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Dingo had to be related somehow.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: I guess. Yeah, how to become riz Master with Turkish
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Kwandale Dingle.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 11: Every sing of Turkish Kwondale Dingle at the TikTok Riz party.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: The first Oh, he's not flossing, he's doing the little
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: UZI I just want to rock.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: I think he switches it up a lot. He does
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: a lot of different dances.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 11: An influx of hatred towards him. However, it's this very
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 11: video that started his redemption arc as well.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Jersey club leader with his moves.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: He's more comfortable being in the front now.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 11: However, Kwondale is not the highlight of this clip. Instead,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 11: it's the kid behind him trying to fit in. The
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 11: third shows Kwondale further back in the crowd while the
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 11: group leader stays at the front. However, it's important to
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 11: note that while he.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: May be oh, I got, this goes on for so
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: and there's like I would do if they put out
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: like a Netflix documentary about it, with that white narrating it,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: I would watch the whole thing.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing with the intense ass music. Yeah, just
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: zooming in on Kwandale Dingle.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's got to be crazy to be Kwandale Dingle
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: and like you just got to go to school every
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: day and everyone's like Kwandale, you know, they just call
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: him Kwandale now.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Or Dingle or Dingle even worse Wqwandale. It's like his
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Indian parents are probably like, why are they going to Gundale?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: And he's probably excited about it because it's a nice,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: a nice black man's name. Yeah, but Dingle a nasty,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: like a white drill sergeant or something.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: The Alpha's gotta be pretty pumped though. Did they show
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: the Alpha?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, they show the Alpha.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: The Alpha was doing like I think he did the
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: Pat McAfee show. He did, he was doing a bunch
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: of interviews. Oh my god, No, I don't think he
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: actually didn't do the Pat McAfee show, but he believed
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: that he was doing a lot of interviews.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I was gonna be so embarrassed did the whole that
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Kwandale Dingles Alpha had already done the Pat McAfee show.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I was literally gonna feel like Francis whenever we talk
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: about something that happened on Frontage News.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: I know, dude, Francis. When Francis clansy he doesn't know ball,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: it enrages me because I know he watches ball. Yeah,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: he doesn't want to talk about it. I think he's
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: trying to like maintain this like mysterious attitude where he like,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: I don't watch football.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he like opens up a book but like cuts
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: a hole so you can look through it. Fucking watch
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: the ball, just peeking over the top of the book. Yeah,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: stirring a martini but looking at the reflection so he
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: could see the fourth quarter of the Panthers Falcon game.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: As the Panthers cover the spread.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: But his high society friends won't won't recognize him.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: I know, as what do we watch? What do we
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: Our first pick was the was the Bengals to cover? Yes, okay,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: so that'll be a good one. And this comes out tomorrow.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: If Bengals cover, we cash out. You think, no, it's
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: life changing money.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: But dude, you put one hundred bucks down. I mean,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: if we get to like fifty percent of hit in
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: the payouts, like one hundred.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: And fifty grand, I catch out at anything, you know,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: ever cash out. I don't cash out, but for this one,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I mean one are the chances of us hitting thirty
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: three thousand dollars a pop is gonna be? How much ahead?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I mean I hit eighty thousand dollars each.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. It's literally a sout.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: That's my that's my whole salary.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: Don't try and fit in with us, brothers.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: That's all about our whole salary.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: Is not your salary.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: That's each one of our whole salaries.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: That's your bonus.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: I freaking wish, bro, What else was on the brain?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Rock quiz Quendale Dingle?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: Where? What state did? Uh did? What state did? Uh?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: Baby gronk ris up Lizzie Donnan, Louisiana, Ohio?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: Please please everyone knows that that No. I think Livy
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: rizzed up baby gronk in Ohio, Baby gron rizzed up
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: Lizzie in Louisiana.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: I had lsu h.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: You might be right about that.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking know.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: I don't really know either.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you do. It sounds like you're tapped in.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: I know to an extent. I know exactly.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: You said you got five out of six on this.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: I went five for six.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: There was what didn't you get?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: I don't remember who was? Some shit I never heard of.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: You must have gone back to study.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: I was bummed that I didn't get them all eighty
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: three percent.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Basically a C.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a good not a good end, not
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: a good uh results.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's not enough wiggle room for you to
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: I mean there's no A in there unless you get
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: it perfect.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: We need to find we need longer brain rock quizzes.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we need like a cahoot. You don't know what
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: do you know what cahota is? Now you guys use cahoot. Yeah,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: there's like, uh, cahoot was always the best in school.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: There was like it would be like Jeopardy kind of,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: but like we'd all be like we have to pull
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: out our laptops in high school and they'd be like,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: open up cahoot and then there's like the teacher has
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: like a code and you have to like enter it
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: in and then you pretty much just like it's like Jeopardy,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: like you just play, but like everyone has to answer
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: on their laptop and then like the winner is projected
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: on the projector.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: We're about to see this on a yact next week.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: I was shocked that they haven't done it, that they
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: don't have it was great, but like then some kid
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: would make his user name like fucking Quandon Dingle Kwandale
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: Dangle fucked the teacher, whatever the teacher's name is. Yeah,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: Like they'd make it something like terrible, and then the
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: teacher would be like, all right, laptops, laptops down, We're
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: not we just won't play. We'll read instead, we'll read
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: that happened. That would happen all the time.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Didn't she one by one figure out who did it?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: No, because it would just be like it would be
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: like thirty people in the class.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but one by one you could be like, Okay,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: who's use your name is this?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: I think people would just like they'd just log in
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: as another as their name, or.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Would they be like, I am Spartacus, I am Quande.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: The teacher throwing the jerseys down, I am.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: The teacher. Everybody just stands up on the show of solidarity.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Much respect to Quandale dingle fuck the teacher.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: I'd kill to be back in that. Just banging out
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: cahoots in school was so fond.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: We got to get back on kahoots.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: It was never fun when you would lose, though, Like
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: when you'd be like the loser of the class.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: They would broadcast that, dude, would there would be the whole.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: All the results of like every single ranking that's like.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Come and last in a peloton.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but a lot of people were like there would
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: be a lot of ties, so it would be like
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: fifteen people would like tie for last.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Does I come and last in an orange theory class?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta get on the peloton. I haven't. I've
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: never done that, but uh.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: It sounds fun as hell?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: Does it? Though? It sounds fun as hell if you're
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: someone who's like already in really good shape.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Did you have you ever seen when like jj Watt
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: is on it and he's like burns like eight thousand
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: calories And then he'll come in like six in the
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: class out of like thirty people really, and he's like,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: who are the five people that are going harder than me?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I'm a pro athlete and I just burned like unlimited calories.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: I burn my body weight.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: It's probably people that are actual bikers, but.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: There's that many bikers in fucking peloton classes. The real
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: bikers aren't even outside anymore. Definitely, not real bikers are
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: walking their bikes.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Now, the real bikers definitely have they definitely
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: have that ship that have you ever seen those like
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: at home like stationary bikes? But it's an actual bike,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: fixed wheel. Yeah, and it's on the thing that like
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: you're actually biking. Yes, that shit's sick. That's definitely what
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: they're using.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: That's the real bikers. Yeah, bullshit, none of this hot
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: instructor of fucking yeah sexualizing herself so you can try
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: and bike harder.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: I also can't really, I know, seriously, I can't get
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: into the fucking uh the screen where they're like, take
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: a deep breath and take a take a big breath
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: of that fresh New Zealand. Ah, And You're like, I'm
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: in a Marriott right now.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at a wall. I'm looking at a concrete wall.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: I'm having a hard time believing that I'm in New
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: Zealand right now.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: There's a mom letting her kid play with the bouncy
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: ball soccer ball, and I just kicked it into my
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: back five times. I don't feel like I'm in Auckland.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: Have I told that story about when I was in Providence,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: Rhode Island, and I worked out at the hotel gym
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: and they had a pellton and I did it. But
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: the peloton looks out to the pool where all of
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: the kids are swimming.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I guess you don't need the WiFi, so I guess
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: It's uh but dude, I'm literally just I'm just like
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: biking away, like out of breath, just staring at these kids,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: like cannon balling into the pool as this fucking thing
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: plays out loud, being like, take a deep breath of
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: that fresh New Zealand.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Dad, that's amazing, that's so fucking funny. You're not fooling me.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess the pool is better than some
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: of these gyms are in the fucking basement.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: It was, I mean it's in the basement.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Oh and there's is it indoor gym or indoor door
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: indoor pool? Oh my god. Yeah, that's fucking brutal, devastating. Yeah,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: it's it's rough, But I think we got a winner
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: on our hands, that bet.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think so.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're gonna be just fun. How about how
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: about us adding Francis to the top, billing and then
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: him just refusing to come in.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: I asked him if he wanted to do remote today,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: but he said that he's too busy.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: He was at Dave's house.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why is he at DIA's house?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: I think they're just hanging.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: They're just hanging.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I think that he was pretending to not like Betts,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Will making his new old fashioned recipe, Will making negronies
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: for Dave on his deck, pretending that he's not actually
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: a fucking absolute shark.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: Has Dave tweeted all about the election? Yes, I haven't
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: seen I haven't seen you because you don't see shit
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: that you follow anymore on Twitter.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the top thing is just some random Elon tweet.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or like quotes from elon On Rogan.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all. Yet he's just pushing himself, which I respect.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: That's like you on the peloton. It is like me
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: on the peloton. You can push yourself hard to So
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: where we got on time, We're good, right.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're probably good. Definitely good. So I have to
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: move my Minneapolis States to January ninth, perfect Bloomington, because
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: why can't know it's tomorrow or I guess it's today
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: that comes out. I will not be there because my
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: mind has decided to attack me. That's what happened over
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: and over and beat me down to the point that
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: I am having panic attacks every single day. So I
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: have to reschedule.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: That's a little too much transparency for my taste.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: I don't want to go into a whole thing, but yeah,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: I am not going to be there this weekend. Unfortunately.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 12: My mind's telling me no, it has been a not
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 12: a good week for me. But my body, my body,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 12: my body is also telling me.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: Now. My body, my mind, and my body are telling
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: me to not leave my apartment right now.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Is I wonder that you're even here? Honest?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: I texted you. I said you want to be remote,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: and you said, get your side. We can now. I
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: definitely should have left. I'm happy I left my apartment.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Always good to take this step.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: I'm only at four thousand steps today, so I have
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: to get six thousand before I go home.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt nobody.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: This is my life now, but I.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Got sold there.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: I must go first, all right?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Any singing for you? No, not in the mood, too depressed.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: I'm on the beta blockers right now and they're not
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: working at all. You think it's probably why you've been
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: ignoring me the whole time.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: Have I been ignoring you?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: No? As a beta Oh very fine joke to Kwando
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Rondo joke.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got prescribed beta blockers, which I guess just
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: make it to your heart rate can't spike, But I
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: think I'm pretty confident that I can break through it.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: What's your resting heart rate?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: Dude? Right now? Right now, I'm at seventy. Okay, But
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: like I took him last night, I was at like, dude,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: I was getting into the fifties. I was like, I
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: might need to take less of this. Really, yeah, it's
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: literally it's just low low blood pressure medicine.
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  Speaker 1: And you're just taking it at all times.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they said I could take it before I do shit,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: before I have Like I'm at fifty one right now. Really, yeah,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: that's crazy. So I'm seventy. I'm seventy with beta blockers.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: I was on stage on Friday and I'm pretty sure
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: I reached three hundred. I just hit a fifty, Natty,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: That's that's like unhealthy.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: No, it's not fifty. That's actually that's healthy.
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  Speaker 4: That's a healthy heart how but like fifty is like
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: when I'm asleep.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a calm guy.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy. I need you to inject some of that
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: into me. We can do like a fucking blood transfusion
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: or something.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: A fecal transplant. Yeah, I need to shit into your
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: ham ass.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I ham ass. What are you gonna get into
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: I got to my nephew's getting baptized, so I'll probably
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: do church down in PA this weekend. Here. Yeah, I
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: got mobile, Yeah, I gotta get mobile. See what other
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: pastors are talking about.
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  Speaker 4: It's good. It's always good to hear a different.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Pop punkin Ole, Miss this weekend as well.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: Really, oh shit, it's a big game that weekend too, right, Yeah,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: this weekend or that's what isn't like Brandon all them
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: going down for college game day.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, port Noyse is going to be at the show.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: That's sick.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: You probably have him seen his new jogs.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: You know. If you know any beta blockers, Brocket hit
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: you up and I get a little nervous for that one.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: If I took a beta blocker ride, my heart rate
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: would be at zero. Yeah.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: It doesn't really do much. I guess it just makes
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: it because when I have panic attacks, it's all physical,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: so like my hands go numb, and then I get
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: really sweaty, and then I get tunnel vision and then
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: I freak out completely. And I guess it makes it
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: so that you don't feel the physical symptoms of anxiety.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: And it's just happening in your mind.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: And it just happens in your mind instead interesting.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: And are you're sure you don't want to go to
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Minneapoli or wherever the fuck?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: This weekend I had a panic attack Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: You're on a streak. Yeah, have you had one today?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: And I didn't have one yesterday. Oh wait was yesterday Tuesday? Yeah,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't have one yesterday. So Friday, Friday, Saturday, Monday, Friday, Saturdays, Monday, Monday.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: So you had a little long weekend of panic attack.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: I had a long weekend.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: It's you know, what can you do a holiday?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I was, well, I have like a I have
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: like a panic disorder. So when I get one, then
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: they just start stacking. Yeah, and then you just can't
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: get out of the cycle until you up your medicine
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: and start walking six miles a day?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Is that what? It's gonna take a bunch of walking.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: It's gonna take a bunch of walking. And I went
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: to the doctor today. I went in with a fucking
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: grocery list of medicine. They didn't give me any of
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: the goodies. I was going in Valium Sanax at a van.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Throw some oxy coon in there for all I care.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: I get you some.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I might hit you up later.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: We should go to Mexico just as guys.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: They didn't give me any of it. Really, they only
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: gave me They upped my zole off prescription and they
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: gave me Mata blockers.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Is Zella still do it though? No, it's not enough.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: Eh, it'll be fun, I'll be all right.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: What do you need from the from the people? Nothing, space, caring, understanding.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: No, I don't. I don't need anything. I do feel
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: bad about canceling Bloomington. I didn't. I didn't want to
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: do it all.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: But you don't want to do Bloomington at all?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: No I did. I did want to do Bloomington. I
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: didn't want to cancel it at all, but I thought
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: that I was going to feel a lot better by now,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: so I didn't cancel it this week, and then I don't.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: It's interesting how clinically you can look at your panic attacks.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably because I'm on beta blockers right now.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be like, did I talk about that on
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: the fucking show? And then no?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: I I just don't want people to think that. I
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: wanted to explain because I don'tant people think that I'm
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: just bailing last minute, because I feel like I don't
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: really cancel road dates that often, unlike some of us.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not what you told me. You told me
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: that you were fucking sick about the election.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: Now, I was also worried about that. I was also
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: because I texted my manager and he actually ended up
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: not saying that, but I thought that he was going
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: to be like, uh, like, we're like, what the election
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: got to you? I didn't feel a single thing from
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: the I wasn't like laying in bed being like you
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: drump one again. So that's funny, just my mind, just.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Some grace from the people. Is that? That's all we ask?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: Where is my mind?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: See now you're singing, yeah, what's that? What song is that?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: The Pixies? I think? Right?
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: Nice?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: Is that the who sings that song? Isn't it? Maybe? Yeah,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: shouldn't have been no second guest myself.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're smart, because you've been doing enough of
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: the whatever.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: Too smart. That's why my mind starts to attack me, right, because.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Your mind's going a million miles a minute, honestly, maybe
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: that's what's Maybe that's what you need to separate from
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: the jewel.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: Brother, I've cut out. If I'm not, I'm two days
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: no coffee, no caffeine at all, just water, And how
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: boring that is.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: It's terrible.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: It's disgusting. You wake up in the start resenting water.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: Like I said, I'm showering and I'm like, get this ship.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Off of someone blows some jewel on me? Yeah, can
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: we install some cold brew into my pipe so I
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: can get showered in some caffeine.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: A lot of people have said maybe it's the jewel.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: They're fools with two u's, with two u's, it could
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: be the jewel. But I don't think it is. If
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: you you, I think it's uh. I think it's uh
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: not moving my body enough and eating like dog shit.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Didn't Trump say like, uh, that's how you beat depression.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: He's like, get busy.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is the Devil's the idle mind is the
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: Devil's playground.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Bro trouble. Yeah, that's from uh the music man. You
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: want to take that. Nope, it's the devil cone Oh
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: it's bho Yeah take it now, dude. When you tell
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: people that you're having panic attacks.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Everyone calls you just to make sure that you haven't
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: killed yourself, every like, every like fifteen.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: Minutes, wouldn't It's up, bro, what are you?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: What are you doing? Let me get a surrounding shot
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: of where you are right now.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: Is that a pad on that wall? Do me a favor.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Unscrew your scissors, separate the two of them, and throw
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: one of them out your front window. And when I'm
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: out your back window.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: Videotape yourself throwing out all the sharp objects in your house.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do me a favor. I just sent you a
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: belt sander makes you corners on even your cabinets. I
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: don't even want you to be able to spike your
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: head off.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: I got a guy coming by to take your shoelaces
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: from all your shoes. We're just gonna get you in
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: some belcrows for the time being.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: We're gonna just wrap you up in a cocoon so
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: you can't pre rip your sheets into a noose. There's
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: the least that we could do for your brother. It's
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: straight jackets, because we just think you're straight guy, just straight,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: all right, all right.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: Well, we will see you guys on Monday. Goodbye. Or Tuesday, goodbye,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: it's my mind.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 8: No one was a still still not look around. So
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 8: I looked on.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: To you.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: Came around.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 8: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: one bad day. Were drifted.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 6: Fool for?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: Was that.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 8: So? So then you need summon? No, I'm coming. I'm
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 8: on a phone in love. I was only a phone
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 8: in my I was on your phone in one I
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: was on your phone in my.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: Strange.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 8: Don't get saying.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: I was phoning one way.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: See it's just that, just the best fastal paper the go.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 13: Just stub not take this juica selas jej.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: Stop you