Latest / The Two Authors’ Podcast / Substack and Autopsies with JT Ellison
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- 3:24All right, let's move back on track because we have a really great grass today.
- 3:28We have a New York Times best-selling author JT Allison.
- 3:31Woo!
- 3:32Yes, it's gonna be a fun talk.
- 3:34She's a local Tennessean, so she's not gonna chat about local stuff while you're over
- 3:39there in the...
- 3:39You're summer storms and heat.
- 3:40You're summer storms and you watch yourself in the humidity.
- 3:44Pretty much.
- 3:45Yeah, that's what we talk about.
- 3:47That's all we talk about around here.
- 3:48But before we get to talk to her, we have a listener guest from our recent guest.
- 3:52That'll be a listener question from our recent guest.
- 3:54A listener question from our recent guest.
- 3:57Yes, see, I mean, thankfully you're here to like pull me back out.
- 4:02We have a listener question from our recent guest, Tess Garrison.
- 4:06Tess Garrison, thank you so much.
- 4:08You're a glutton.
- 4:08You're sticking around for it to ask us a question which we're nervous and excited about.
- 4:14What have you got?
- 4:15I'm always curious about how writers handle writer's block and what is it?
- 4:20So you guys tell me what to do.
- 4:22I've never had writer's block where I just cannot think of a plot or can't think of
- 4:29a concept.
- 4:30I've had block in terms of if I've written myself into a corner or I'm not sure quite
- 4:36how to get from A to B and my best solution is always to exercise in some way, shape or
- 4:42go for a walk, get on a treadmill, do the elliptical.
- 4:46Normally I'll run off to the gym and get on the elliptical.
- 4:48And nine times out of 10, something about it
- 4:51is like a pallet cleanser, and I'm able to come away
- 4:54with it with an idea.
- 4:55That works for me.
- 4:56What about you, Doug?
- 4:57- Well, I'd say it's kind of something,
- 4:58I don't really have a lot of writer's block.
- 5:00A lot of what I consider writer's block
- 5:02is procrastination.
- 5:04(laughing)
- 5:05I mean, I am an Olympic level procrastinator.
- 5:10(laughing)
- 5:10I think that that's part,
- 5:12I do sometimes get the same problem where I'm like trying to work out a storyline and I'm trying to figure and so I do have a
- 5:17How do I get how I get my character out of this?
- 5:19You know I got put him in this situation should I thought about it before I did that?
- 5:22You know and so I'll often go for a drive or I have a lot of grass so we
- 5:27Will the tractor and track, you know, he smokes a lot of grass
- 5:34But when it gets like really they just I'm stuck and I'm like I need I don't feel like writing or I'm feeling
- 5:41procrastination, sometimes I just have to force myself to write the next word, even
- 5:44if it's a shitty word, you know, just try to write, oh, just write the next word.
- 5:47As long as you write one, one more word, even if it's really terrible, you know, I'm
- 5:52going to come back and I'm going to edit it out later on, but at least maybe I get
- 5:54my brain and my gears working, you know, and get myself out of that.
- 5:59Because I do like it, even though I procrastinate.
- 6:01It's just weird.
- 6:02Procrastinate things we love doing.
- 6:03I love writing.
- 6:04Sometimes I'm like, yeah, but it takes a little effort.
- 6:07I'm tired afterwards or something like that.
- 6:09What about you, Tess?
- 6:11Well, I get it with every book because I don't outline.
- 6:14And so I'm always just plunging in and seeing what happens.
- 6:16And the problem I have is like with Nick, because I write myself in a corner, I don't
- 6:21know how to get out.
- 6:21Oh, I don't know who the killer is.
- 6:23That's often what happens.
- 6:24Yeah.
- 6:25Yeah.
- 6:25It's like, okay, well, I have all these characters, which one did it?
- 6:28I don't know why.
- 6:29But yeah, I do the same thing that actually, I drive.
- 6:32I think that a long, boring drive is really good for writer's block.
- 6:37drive that you know very well or that just doesn't require your full attention because
- 6:42there's something about it that shifts your, you know, your mental energy.
- 6:46You're physically you're doing something, but you're relaxed and that's when your brain
- 6:50goes to work on creative things.
- 6:52And then nobody in the car with me or nobody talking.
- 6:55Nobody talking.
- 6:56Radio off.
- 6:57Radio off.
- 6:58Right.
- 6:58Radio off.
- 6:58I can get radio a little bit, no talking.
- 7:00Don't have a conversation when you're on a mom out of it.
- 7:02I need to be in my own zone.
- 7:05your relative open the door and go, "Hey, Tess, ride his block again."
- 7:12But you know that "aha" moment?
- 7:14You maybe you feel it when you finally get past that.
- 7:16It's wonderful.
- 7:17It's like, "Oh, that's what happened.
- 7:19That's how I did it."
- 7:20That's a great feeling.
- 7:20That's when I did it, yeah.
- 7:21Then you wish you took your laptop with you.
- 7:23It's like an hour and a half from home now and you've got to drive all the way back.
- 7:25All right.
- 7:26Brilliant question.
- 7:27Thank you so much and thanks for sticking around for the extras.
- 7:30Thank you.
- 7:30(upbeat music)
- 7:36- Welcome to the show, JT Ellis,
- 7:37and it's so great to have you here today.
- 7:40- Thank you for having me.
- 7:41It's nice to be here.
- 7:42- Yeah, it's nice to have another Tennessee in here
- 7:44in the house for me.
- 7:45- Absolutely.
- 7:46- Go Vols.
- 7:46- Yeah, absolutely.
- 7:48Listen to Nick talk about how he's in paradise.
- 7:50(laughing)
- 7:51- Whatever.
- 7:52- He's not in Tennessee, so.
- 7:53- Yeah, I'm not in the cool kids club.
- 7:55- No, you don't have an SEC team down there to root for.
- 7:58- No, he doesn't.
- 7:59- Go, Caimans!
- 8:01(laughing)
- 8:03- Hey, we have a really mediocre football team.
- 8:05- All right.
- 8:06- Yeah, but you got a great view to go with it,
- 8:08so you're like, "Oh, yeah, that's really terrible."
- 8:10Well, JT, let's just kind of get started,
- 8:11kind of tell us a little bit how you started
- 8:14into writing and publishing.
- 8:15What was this, a dream you always had,
- 8:18or is it something you just fell into later on in life?
- 8:21- A little bit of both.
- 8:23I always wrote when I was a kid.
- 8:24I wrote really bad poetry.
- 8:26I'm actually looking on my wall.
- 8:28I've got a poem that I wrote that won a contest when I was in third grade, you know, that
- 8:33kind of childish kind of aspirational short stories and poems and stuff.
- 8:38But I did go to school and I got a degree in political management and a degree in creative
- 8:45writing.
- 8:45And my creative writing thesis advisor said I wasn't good enough to get published and
- 8:50would not give me a referral for an MFA program that I wanted to go to.
- 8:55So I quit.
- 8:56And I went the other direction.
- 8:57I did the politics route and everything.
- 8:59So I met my husband first night of graduate school and he was from Nashville and to Nashville
- 9:04he wanted to return.
- 9:05So after we got married, he had a job with Gannett and moved back here to work for the
- 9:10Tennessean and I turned into a bad country music song.
- 9:14Our cat died right after we moved here three weeks and my 19 year old, Siamese, died.
- 9:21I kept getting lost.
- 9:23There's a road called Old Degree that's on all four sides of Nashville.
- 9:28And it's not the same road either.
- 9:31It's not the same road.
- 9:32Yes, you got to turn.
- 9:33They don't connect.
- 9:34It's really confusing.
- 9:36And I couldn't get a job.
- 9:37I didn't have any friends.
- 9:39And so I finally went to work for a vet.
- 9:42We adopted a new cat.
- 9:43The cat was sick.
- 9:44The vet healed her and he was looking for somebody and I thought, "All right.
- 9:47I've gotten a master's degree in political management.
- 9:50I should go mop floors at the vet."
- 9:52- I could be a vet assistant.
- 9:53- I could be a vet tech.
- 9:54This'll be great.
- 9:56And the first day I was like, yeah, no, this is not my path.
- 10:00And so I was gonna give him a whole week
- 10:01'cause that was only fair, but when the Wednesday,
- 10:04started on Monday on Wednesday,
- 10:05I picked up a golden retriever and herniated a disc in my back
- 10:09and had to have surgery.
- 10:11- You were on a roll.
- 10:12- I really was.
- 10:13I'd say a Bad Country Music song.
- 10:14And then I, during recovery, went to the library
- 10:19and they gave me a John Sanford book
- 10:22like crime fiction. I read the first three books in the praise series and went, "Oh my god, I really
- 10:28want to do this again. This is what I want to do." And I told my husband I'm going to write a book
- 10:32and he was like, "My god, do anything. I don't care. Whatever. Anything." You are so bored. Just
- 10:40sure have at it. And I wrote that first paragraph of that first book and I burst into tears because
- 10:48I was home. I was home. And that was in 2003. I wrote a book that I thought was a book. It
- 10:55was really a novella. And I mailed it all over New York to every editor. And I got a
- 11:00stack of rejections because I had no idea how the industry worked at all. I was such
- 11:05a noob. And then I fell in. I went to a book signing. John Connolly came to Nashville
- 11:10and I went and saw him. He was a huge fan. It was my first author I ever met. And there
- 11:14There was a woman there who had a critique group and she said, "Why aren't you ancestors
- 11:18in crime?"
- 11:18I'm like, "What is that?"
- 11:19And so it just started to build from there.
- 11:22By 2005, I had rewritten the novella into an actual novel and got an agent.
- 11:28And he took the book out and it got rejected by every house.
- 11:33And I got that voice, right?
- 11:34That voice from my thesis advisor, "You're not good enough to go out there."
- 11:39But my agent said, "No, write me another book."
- 11:42They all had the same complaint about the book, which was really interesting.
- 11:45He said, "Write me another book.
- 11:46Don't kill the main character at the end."
- 11:49Which is your franchise character.
- 11:51And so I did.
- 11:52I wrote, which is now called All the Pretty Girls.
- 11:55And it came out in 2007 and actually just re-released again last month, which is kind
- 12:01of fun.
- 12:0220 years.
- 12:0320 years in a month.
- 12:0420 years, wow.
- 12:05So, with it being re-released, I mean, is there some...
- 12:07Now, that's a huge deal.
- 12:08Like, is there some lessons that you look back on on that first one that you're now saying,
- 12:12Okay, I wish I'd done this differently then versus now.
- 12:15Or did you, or did you used to go,
- 12:17I'm not reading that book ever again?
- 12:18Cause that would be me.
- 12:19You like, do I have to read my own book again?
- 12:23- So I did, I did some edits on a couple of them
- 12:26because back in the day when we had women writing
- 12:30crime fiction, it was very divergir to use the F word
- 12:34like every other word because, you know,
- 12:37the wire was really big and it made us sound more masculine.
- 12:42into the editors. I literally, the second book 14, I took 14 or more f-bombs out when
- 12:49I did the edit on it because it just didn't need it, right?
- 12:52Yeah, right. Yeah.
- 12:52That was, so that was really the big change. But I got the rights back, which is really
- 12:59hard to do, but I've been carving the rights back to that series. And so I sold it again
- 13:05to my new publisher. And they're the ones that are bringing this all out and it's got
- 13:09new covers and it's just really fun getting a book that is 20 years old into the hands
- 13:15of new readers because all things old or new again right now.
- 13:19That's true.
- 13:20Serial killers are getting popular in fiction.
- 13:22Everything is so cyclical.
- 13:24It is really neat to see them getting new readers and having new life.
- 13:28Yeah.
- 13:28And it's interesting.
- 13:29Like you said, everything does kind of turn.
- 13:31So people who have these long careers are going to be like, "Well, I'm going to be back
- 13:35into serial killers again."
- 13:36Right.
- 13:37more long we'll be writing vampires again. So that'll be the whole.
- 13:40Oh, vampires are like an every five to seven year thing.
- 13:43Oh yeah. That's a cycle.
- 13:45Right? Serial killers, everything cycles in and out. So, you know, if you're in this
- 13:48long enough, you're right. You're gonna revisit your earlier work.
- 13:52That's right. So one of the things we really want to talk to you about is that you seem
- 13:57to like research a lot. Like from what we're reading, you've studied forensics, you've
- 14:02worked with the national PD. Somewhere you said you did some autopsies, which Nick said
- 14:08he didn't want any part of, but...
- 14:10I'd be like...
- 14:14Done.
- 14:15I'd be laying on the floor.
- 14:16I thought so too. I thought so too. That was the most wild experience. It was the most
- 14:20spiritual experience in my life, which you wouldn't think, you know, seeing people cut
- 14:24open would be spiritual, but it is. Once you realize that we are all the exact same inside,
- 14:30There is something that makes us who we are.
- 14:32There is a spirit, there is a soul, there is something.
- 14:35And that I discovered that day really was fascinating.
- 14:40But I too, I was like, I'm going to pass out or throw up or both.
- 14:44And they said, no, you're not.
- 14:45You're going to be fine.
- 14:46And I'm like, no, I'm not kidding.
- 14:47They're like, well, if you feel faint or, you know, step away, just step back.
- 14:52And I started, you know, I started the day about 15 feet away.
- 14:56Yeah.
- 14:56And by the end, I literally was had my head in a head.
- 14:59in a chest cavity. So it is fascinating. And I was pre-med for a while until I found out about
- 15:06the whole cadaver thing. And I was like, yeah, no, I'm not doing that. So I resisted. I resisted
- 15:10doing the the autopsies for a very long time, but I was writing a medical examiner. And I was
- 15:15getting things wrong, because I hadn't been there. And it changed everything. I mean, the research,
- 15:22all the research I've done has changed the course of the books in an effortable way.
- 15:26when I first started, the sum total I knew about being a cop is what I'd seen on law and order.
- 15:32Yeah. Right? So I call my local homicide office and I said, "Hey, has Nashville ever had a serial
- 15:38killer?" And they're like, "Why don't you come do a ride along?" Because I think they wanted to make
- 15:41sure I wasn't like really auditioning for the job. Are you a serial killer?
- 15:50You're a little too enthusiastic about this. We'll tell you about it, but first we just
- 15:55- Of course. - Have you ever killed anybody?
- 15:57- Can you finger print it and get your DNA on file?
- 16:01Yeah.
- 16:02- Just in case, yeah.
- 16:03- Just in case.
- 16:04They ended up, the homicide detective
- 16:06who answered the phone is a writer.
- 16:08And so he was actually very interested in my process
- 16:12and what I was doing.
- 16:13So we kind of traded trade secrets.
- 16:15And I ended up doing eight ride-alongs with homicide.
- 16:18I did overnight patrol.
- 16:20My first overnight patrol, we got called out to a stabbing.
- 16:23we were still getting our evening briefing
- 16:26and we got called to a stabbing and I'm like,
- 16:28"What do I do?"
- 16:29And he was like, "Just stay on my six."
- 16:31And he got out of the car and I ran out of the car behind him
- 16:34and there's this guy there and he is dying.
- 16:36And it was, we caught the guy who did it.
- 16:38We got the knife, we did the chain of custody,
- 16:41all this.
- 16:42And then we went for hot chicken at three in the morning.
- 16:45(laughing)
- 16:46As you apparently do.
- 16:47- But you can move.
- 16:48And natural, yeah, that's what we got.
- 16:49- As you do.
- 16:50And you know, I'm looking down at my cowboy boots
- 16:52and I've got this guy's blood on my shoes.
- 16:55- Nice.
- 16:56- And it got really real after that.
- 16:59I changed the tenor of my work.
- 17:00I wanted to be sure that I was honoring the spirit
- 17:04of what the police were doing
- 17:05and the horrors that they were dealing with
- 17:08on a daily basis.
- 17:09I mean, our police forces have their problems,
- 17:12but what they do and how they do it
- 17:17is for the most part remarkable.
- 17:19And I wanted to honor that
- 17:21And there's nothing better than when I get somebody who is an expert in any of the books
- 17:26of something that I've written, writing me and saying, "You nailed it."
- 17:29That makes my day.
- 17:30That's why I do it.
- 17:31There's quick questions.
- 17:32I found this in one of my books, "Police Procedural," and I've kind of taken what is a small town
- 17:37police department.
- 17:38I had to shrink it down a little bit just for character size.
- 17:41I mean, do you find the same instance?
- 17:43Like, you know, anytime you watch any TV show like Law and Order, Castle, whatever, their
- 17:47little police units are very small and that's not really the way it is.
- 17:50So, I mean, if you find that you're doing the same thing, you're like, "Oh, okay.
- 17:54This is a much bigger thing than I can actually portray on page, so I've got to find a way
- 18:00to funnel it into the page."
- 18:02Absolutely.
- 18:03And the way I did it actually was modeling.
- 18:05We had a cold case unit and it was a small group of a few detectives.
- 18:11And so I modeled my group on them.
- 18:14And that helps the interpersonal relationships, but there's also so much that goes on just
- 18:20with bosses and the regulations.
- 18:23And you have to be in uniform this weekend and be downtown.
- 18:27Just all the little peccadillas that go along with being a cop.
- 18:31But you do.
- 18:31You have to shrink it down.
- 18:33You have to make it into bite-size greetings.
- 18:35- Make it, keep it interesting, because the bureaucracy would bore most of the people.
- 18:41- We wouldn't, yeah, we would never be able to get away with it, right?
- 18:44You know, they saw how much paperwork is involved.
- 18:47I mean, we have all these great car chases and foot chases
- 18:50and they're out detecting, no, 99% of the time
- 18:53they're sitting at their desk typing up a form.
- 18:55- Yeah, and the DNA can come back in like 24 hours
- 18:58whereas normally it's, you know,
- 18:59it's really gonna be like nowadays, yeah.
- 19:02- Now it can.
- 19:03That's the big problem now for me
- 19:05with the police procedural.
- 19:07So I basically have to go and relearn everything
- 19:09because it's changed so dramatically.
- 19:12- But so much of the, that's the one thing
- 19:14with TV and books, you can't do the time,
- 19:18the realistic time frames on some of it.
- 19:20I mean, DNA is back quicker now,
- 19:21but most of the forensic evidence that gets studied,
- 19:23it's back listed, it's months, and you can't,
- 19:26the book doesn't work on a timeline like that, right?
- 19:29You can't just have these long pauses
- 19:30where they go back to it.
- 19:32You know, they typically solve cases very quickly,
- 19:35meaning the guys like the one you ride along.
- 19:38- Please hold there.
- 19:38- The guy holding the knife.
- 19:40- The guy's literally there, or it's gonna be months.
- 19:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's a slog and there's no yeah, there's no good accurate representation of what it really is
- 19:51My big problem. I will confess this to you
- 19:54I got so used to being able to compress the time frame for the thrillers that now that I'm writing standalone
- 19:59I can't move the story past a few days or a week
- 20:03Everything does happen so fast and in a standalone. It's a completely different pace, right? That's my biggest challenge
- 20:10Good problem to have I guess
- 20:12I cannot make time pass. It is so hard to make time pass.
- 20:17That's what people say when they read my books. They're like, "Oh."
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- 20:45Let's talk about your sub stack. So you have the creative edge and you've got a bunch of resources in there for writers
- 20:52We'll put a link in the in the show notes so people can find it over there
- 20:55So tell us a little bit about it
- 20:56Why you chose sub stack as the as the place to house this and what people butting right writers can expect to find there and
- 21:05I got to know about this brave venture you had of
- 21:08writing a live novel, you wrote it live on your sub-stack, you're crazy. Tell us about it.
- 21:13I am. I am crazy. So that's why I ended up at sub-stack because I like it when things are
- 21:19pretty. I've known how to code for a long time, so I've always built my own websites and had a
- 21:24blog and all of that. I used to be the Friday blogger in a group blog called Murderati many,
- 21:29many years ago. And I got in that habit of writing a Friday blog. I find that writing about writing
- 21:35helps me write. It's just part of my process. If I can kind of deconstruct what I'm doing
- 21:41whilst doing it, it helps a lot. So I decided, you know, if I'm going to do Substack, it's
- 21:47got to be value added, right? I certainly wasn't planning to charge for it. But then
- 21:51I decided, well, heck, you know, I might as well write a writing book and people can,
- 21:56you know, that can be my subscription. And so I live wrote the process of writing my
- 22:01book last seen, which was last year's novel, it took almost 18 months of going through.
- 22:08I realized as I was just kind of setting it up, there were 22 steps in the process of
- 22:13writing a book.
- 22:14And so I kind of laid those out and here's what I'm going to cover and I did.
- 22:18And I went through the 22 steps of writing a book and the seven sub steps and this thing
- 22:23over here and that thing over there.
- 22:25But I had to learn how to outline and to write about outlining.
- 22:28I had to learn how to explain my process and my thinking process, which I'm an organic
- 22:35gardener of a writer.
- 22:37There's got gardeners and architects.
- 22:39I am a gardener.
- 22:41I till my soil and I put my seeds down and I fertilize in water and we see what happens,
- 22:46what comes up and what doesn't.
- 22:47And that's what I work with versus an architect who is going to build that blueprint before
- 22:52you even, you can't build a house without the blueprint.
- 22:55I'm currently writing a book.
- 22:57My analogy of the book I am currently writing is I am flying the plane as I am still building
- 23:03the air lawns.
- 23:05There you go.
- 23:06Yeah, it's, you know, in danger of crashing and burning every second.
- 23:10We've all been there at some point, I'm sure.
- 23:13Yeah, so, well.
- 23:14The last scene was, it was very fun to just really bring people into the thought process,
- 23:22the actual thought process.
- 23:24This is how I came up with this idea.
- 23:27This is why I made the choice that I made.
- 23:30This is the problem that I'm having.
- 23:31I have to change the character's names.
- 23:34I have to change the character's age.
- 23:36I got to age them up 10 years because a 24-year-old is a boring character.
- 23:40A 34-year-old has had some life experience and is going to be more fun.
- 23:45And I've literally detailed every step of that for 18 months.
- 23:51It is a complete series.
- 23:52I'm putting it together as a book and I will put it up eventually.
- 23:55- Sure, that's brilliant, yeah.
- 23:57- Yeah, it was really, really a great experience.
- 24:01And I miss actually not having those touchstones of,
- 24:06"Okay, here's the step that I'm at,"
- 24:08and being able to explain it to myself
- 24:10as much as to somebody else.
- 24:12- Right, right.
- 24:12- And I also have my monthly newsletter there on Substack,
- 24:15and I've had that newsletter for 20 years.
- 24:17- It's interesting what you say about,
- 24:19'cause teaching, I've done some teaching
- 24:21of something completely different in the past,
- 24:22and when you're teaching,
- 24:24You have to think through that process and you think how you have to communicate it to somebody else and get that point across
- 24:29It really does affect the way you do that the same thing yourself. It's a great learning process, right?
- 24:35Yes, because I'm not a teacher. I was like nothing like learning that you've been doing something wrong even though it's working
- 24:40Like there's like well, we all do things that are not the correct way of doing it
- 24:44But it works so when you teach it you got to learn how to do the proper way of doing it and then you start if you're smart
- 24:50I'm not always smart, but if you're smart you might pick up on what you're teaching and actually do it
- 24:55I've gone back and reminded myself, you know, hey, you're at this step
- 25:00What do I normally do at this step and I'm able now I've got a record of it
- 25:04I can go back and say oh, hey, why don't you try this you can take your own class
- 25:12It's gonna be called many ways up the mountain because I think that was the theme of the whole thing is there is no right way to do this
- 25:19There's only what works for you and gets you to the finish line. Yeah, we're big about the whole your mileage may vary
- 25:24Idea like it could vary every advice got a different way to go as long as you're going I guess that's about it
- 25:30So yeah, I think if somebody is telling you you have to do it like this run
- 25:34Big figure at flag every time if they're like this is this is how you must make you always tell me that and I knew I should have run
- 25:41No, it's not you must do it this way. You must not do it that way
- 25:48You and my wife
- 25:55The book that Doug and I are gonna write don't do these things don't do
- 26:00Want to know what to do go see someone like JT Allison
- 26:07So let's talk about you have so a very bad thing and you know why you both are polished with those with Thomas and Mercer, correct
- 26:14Mm-hmm and lessen. Yep. Oh, okay
- 26:16Yeah. So you've launched a very bad thing, launched in 2024. Tell us about the business
- 26:22decision because that's kind of an important thing for writers to remember this as a business.
- 26:27What the business decision of going with an Amazon-owned Thomas and Mercer and how that
- 26:32experience differs from working with one of the more traditional publishers?
- 26:36It's really funny. So my old publicist at Harper Collins got promoted this morning. I
- 26:46related them and he was like, "I hope they're treating you well."
- 26:49And like, "Yeah, this is a whole different world over here on the Amazon side of the
- 26:55fence."
- 26:55And then when I wrote back, I'm like, "It is so different, but it is the same.
- 26:59It's publishing, right?
- 27:00Publishing is publishing.
- 27:02You're trying to get your story into the hands of readers and the publisher is the mechanism
- 27:07for which that happens, whether you're doing it yourself or doing it through Amazon or
- 27:11if you're at a big five.
- 27:13I've written for everybody but has shut.
- 27:15It's the only house that I haven't been published by at this point.
- 27:18Well, they need to get their gear in order.
- 27:20Yeah, right.
- 27:20Come on.
- 27:21Come on.
- 27:23Shake it loose.
- 27:25Shake a leg here.
- 27:27And all of them are different.
- 27:30It's a grasses greener kind of scenario, but the problem is the grass tastes the same,
- 27:37right?
- 27:37The grass is greener wherever you aren't, and it tastes exactly the same.
- 27:41So all you can do as an author is write the best damn book you possibly can, write the
- 27:47book they can't ignore, and then you'll get the readers.
- 27:51And it doesn't matter what the publisher is.
- 27:53Moving from Harper to Amazon, it was a big decision.
- 27:57I mean, it was a really, really big decision.
- 27:59And not one that I took lightly, and it was one that we had discussed for years.
- 28:03Amazon does an incredible job of pulling the levers with a whole new audience of readers
- 28:11who are rabid and they can read a book a day and they want a book a day and they just,
- 28:17they will do anything for it, right?
- 28:19And to have the kind of hybrid that I have my relationship coming from being a big five
- 28:26author, being in the stores, being in Barnes, being in the Indies, you know, getting all
- 28:30the usual stuff, merging with this digital first, I'm still coming out in hardcover and
- 28:38I'm still selling a lot of hard covers.
- 28:40So I'm kind of hybrid in that scenario where other authors might not be because I was so
- 28:45established before I moved over.
- 28:47But they're incredibly professional.
- 28:50The schedules are absolutely sacrosanct, which for somebody like me who is performance
- 28:56driven and likes deadlines is wonderful, right?
- 29:00There's a little more structure to it.
- 29:01And I'm a structural kind of writer.
- 29:04I like those kinds of things.
- 29:05And they do beautiful work.
- 29:07I mean, I know the readers can't see it.
- 29:10Oh, no, yeah.
- 29:11You know, here's the spectacular book.
- 29:15Oh, yeah.
- 29:16You know, the case art and just all of this stuff, they just do really nice work.
- 29:20And I love my editor.
- 29:21She's super smart.
- 29:23She makes my books better.
- 29:24And that to me is 90% of it, you know?
- 29:27And then I just want to get the book into the reader's hands, a price that they're comfortable
- 29:32paying and sell a lot of them.
- 29:33Yeah.
- 29:35a challenge sometimes right now getting the price that people want to pay.
- 29:38Well, you know, pricing is interesting, but it's also just this, this, the abundance and
- 29:43the paradox of choice. These poor readers are being inundated, right left and center
- 29:49with thousands and thousands and thousands of choices. So being, you know, being their
- 29:55favorite author, that is a responsibility I take very seriously. And I try very hard
- 30:01to give them the best possible book and experience that I can't.
- 30:05And, you know, that's, you know, so far so good.
- 30:08And those are the ones that are going to buy your book today.
- 30:10It comes out and make you, they always email me.
- 30:14Yeah, love them.
- 30:14Yes, love them.
- 30:16They're keeping the cat in treats.
- 30:18So that's why.
- 30:20That's cool.
- 30:21So you know why it comes out as we talked about on August the 25th?
- 30:26So which is today as we're talking to, if you're listening to the day that the show
- 30:30dropped.
- 30:31on the release of your new book because we can talk in the future. So without giving too much away,
- 30:36tell the listeners a little bit about it. What's the story?
- 30:39So this is a two prong story. It is about a woman named Brooklyn Locke whose husband
- 30:44surprises her with a trip to Italy and disappears from their connecting flight.
- 30:50And the other side of the story is a woman who sees her sister's murderer from 10 years earlier
- 30:56on a flight and then he disappears. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Okay. So we have to figure out who this guy is
- 31:04and why he has disappeared and the two women work together to figure this out in some ways. And in
- 31:11some ways, they have all kinds of problems. As you would imagine. I can imagine. Great premise.
- 31:17That's a really good premise. Yeah, that's, that's brilliant. So yeah. So I mean, what, so what was
- 31:21like one of the, as you're writing this, did you have any of those moments like, and I always love
- 31:25hearing what authors say when they come across that moment in their book they're like, "Ooh,
- 31:29I've got it." And especially as a organic gardening writer, you're writing along trying
- 31:34to figure it out. It's kind of like, we both are kind of like in that same realm, but you write
- 31:38along and something like, "Oh, this is brilliant. Did you have one of those like really just rewarding
- 31:43moments as you're writing, you know why?" Yes. And that was figuring out why you left.
- 31:49I didn't know. I just knew the premise, right? I just knew the premise. I had seen a couple
- 31:55fight on a plane having a fight and I was really upset with them because they're
- 31:59his gorgeous beautiful couple and they're two kids and they're just sniping
- 32:03they were coming home from the islands actually and they're sniping at each
- 32:06other and I'm like come on you know you got this great life you just left a
- 32:10ruga your tan why are you bitching each other?
- 32:14Yeah quit complaining and then I have always had this idea in my mind watching
- 32:20people in the airport you know the guy that says hey I'm gonna go get a water
- 32:23and then never comes back. It's just into marrying those two stories. And so I pitched
- 32:29it to my editor and she was like, "That, write that next. That's, yes, and that's as far
- 32:33as we got." I had to figure out why he would leave. Why would he leave those kids? Why would
- 32:39he walk away from this family? Why would he surprise them with this trip to Italy and
- 32:44suddenly disappear?
- 32:45It's disappear, yeah.
- 32:46You know, what would make you as a father walk away from your family? It had to be something
- 32:53pretty bad, right? And it took me forever to figure out what it was and why he did it.
- 33:01But when I did, then everything came together, right?
- 33:04Right. And it was a cat, right? It was a cat?
- 33:07It was a cat. He saw a cat and he followed her out of the airport and he adopted her
- 33:12and brought her home and happily ever after, everybody's back.
- 33:16That's exactly how I lose my wife is assuming a random dog comes by, she's going to walk
- 33:22often follow it. I want to look around and where'd she go. I can't do not. We're in England.
- 33:28We just got back from England and we were in Canterbury. I come by with this big beautiful
- 33:32German shepherd and actually turned around and started following the dog. I was like,
- 33:35"Where are you going?"
- 33:35There she goes. That's me with the cats. Cats find me on trips and stuff. I'm like, "Oh,
- 33:43you go to Greece and all of them look. It's a cat." No, you're supposed to be looking at
- 33:47the Parthenon. Come on.
- 33:47Also, I do love that like you're on the airplane and you're thinking, "Huh, like these people
- 33:52are arguing.
- 33:52They could kill each other."
- 33:55That's the way we thrill our writers who are always like, "Hmm, I don't know how we
- 33:58can make this work."
- 33:59Oh, it's an argument.
- 34:00What could be worse?
- 34:02Why are you fighting?
- 34:03Why are you've got everything?
- 34:05Why are you fighting?
- 34:06I mean, that's what we as crime fiction writers and suspense and all of that, that's what
- 34:11we're doing, right?
- 34:12We're looking behind somebody's closed door.
- 34:15curious and we're trying to open the door to their house and find out what is really
- 34:19going on.
- 34:20And that's, you know, that drives all of my books, being a nosy neighbor.
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- 34:49And back to the show.
- 34:51People are always asking, "Where do you get your stories from?
- 34:53Where do you get your ideas from?"
- 34:54Every day, all day long.
- 34:56I mean, it's just a comment here, a movement there, an action there.
- 35:01Someone reacts to something in a certain way.
- 35:03You just register that, right?
- 35:05You carry it.
- 35:06Absolutely.
- 35:07Yeah, there's no turning it off.
- 35:09There's no turning it off.
- 35:10As soon as you see it, you're like, "Oh, that's f-"
- 35:12We were just talking about it with Lisa Gardner when we said, like,
- 35:14"Yeah, I sometimes I'll be watching it and it's like somebody does some crime."
- 35:17And I'm like, "Oh, that's horrible, but how did he get away with it?"
- 35:19You know? Or, you know?
- 35:20Yeah.
- 35:21Or, "Oh, I hope they don't catch him yet, because then it's more interesting.
- 35:25I don't want anybody to die, but at the same time, my story-driven part of me is like,
- 35:28"Ooh, what's gonna happen now?"
- 35:29So, when you were talking about doing the ride along with the police,
- 35:32I was thinking at the time, I was like, "The question you want to ask is,
- 35:35now how did they get away with that?"
- 35:36And the question came back.
- 35:37I'm from a
- 35:40Right. Like, oh, I know like 90 different ways to murder and dispose of my husband.
- 35:45And you know, my husband always says, if I go missing, you know.
- 35:50You're gonna be in the first place.
- 35:52Everybody's gonna walk in and slap the cuffs on you.
- 35:54That's right away.
- 35:56Clearly, it's always the spouse, especially if the spouse is a mystery writer.
- 36:00Oh, for sure. Yeah. So.
- 36:01So also, we're going to talk a little bit because we're, of course, interested in
- 36:04interviewing people. So you have this great show, Word on Words, which I was
- 36:09I was actually going to say you were our first Emmy winner, but I don't, you guys won a regional
- 36:14Emmy and we had another.
- 36:15Regional Emmy, yeah.
- 36:15That's pretty awesome.
- 36:16So we love interviewing authors.
- 36:18It's been one of our favorite things that we do.
- 36:20So what's one of the most surprising things you've learned from interviewing other authors?
- 36:24You know, something that might have changed how you did your own work or how you approached
- 36:28something.
- 36:29Just that I can do it, right?
- 36:32I mean, when they asked me to do it, I said, "No."
- 36:35times because the whole idea of me being on camera asking, "Now we're 12 seasons in and
- 36:42it's no big deal." But everybody has their own way up the mountain. Everybody does it
- 36:47different. And you can do something I call chasing OPP, chasing other people's process.
- 36:53And it's really easy to do because it does sound great and it does work for them.
- 36:57And it works for them. So why was it a little work for me?
- 37:01I'm interviewing giants in the field, intellectual giants.
- 37:06I, you know, Margaret Atwood, I went to jail with Margaret Atwood.
- 37:09It was kind of fun.
- 37:09Um, you know, and asking.
- 37:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 37:15Come back.
- 37:16You said.
- 37:18Her book, it was for her book, "The Heart Goes Last" and the, we used to shoot,
- 37:23we now shoot back in the studio, but we used to shoot on site thematically linked
- 37:27to the books.
- 37:28So, Debra Harkness came, we went to a winery.
- 37:31Margaret Atwood came we took her to jail and we taped the show in a jail cell yes you can look it up on a word on words dot org
- 37:38Just look for Margaret Atwood and you will see me looking like a deer in the headlights with Margaret Atwood in a jail cell
- 37:44I had to take an out of van before that one because i'm like
- 37:47terrified of being incarcerated
- 37:49For something i didn't do it's like a personal scare thing
- 37:53So yeah, I went to jail with Margaret Atwood and you know talking to her talking to John Grisham
- 37:57Grisham's been one of my favorite authors for a really long time and being able to sit down with him
- 38:02and ask him, you know, point blank, he doesn't need the money. And I said to him, I'm like,
- 38:08why do you do this? You don't need the money. You don't need to come back out on tour after 20
- 38:13years away. Why are you doing this? And he looked at me and he says, you know why. And I said, I do
- 38:19know why you love it. And he said, I love it. And that is the thing I think throughout every
- 38:24interview what has come away with is we love what we do. We love writing books,
- 38:31whether they're nonfiction or fiction. We love writing them. We love getting them
- 38:35into readers' hands. We love connecting with people. And this is how introverts
- 38:39connect, right? We write books. I mean, that's the way we are. We're
- 38:43about and we tend to connect like that. And it's like suddenly we're like this
- 38:46community that builds together. One of the things we love about doing this is
- 38:50is the fact that it is a community.
- 38:52And we've met, you know, now we've met you.
- 38:54We meet all these wonderful people and we've met some,
- 38:57like you said, you sit with some people who are just huge.
- 38:59Like I can't even imagine sitting with Margaret Atwood.
- 39:01You'd be like, "Oh, I've met John Grish before."
- 39:03And he's such a delightful individual.
- 39:05So I can imagine.
- 39:06But everybody that we've ever talked to on here
- 39:10has always been, it doesn't matter how big they are,
- 39:13whatever, it's such a great community that authors have.
- 39:16And it's kind of neat that we kind of
- 39:18blend it all together like that.
- 39:20- Yeah, no, I agree 100%.
- 39:23It is the coolest thing ever is this community.
- 39:26- So you had to tell, was it any of John Gray's,
- 39:27or anybody really big that you were like,
- 39:29"Oh, I can't believe I get to meet them
- 39:31"and interview them."
- 39:32So.
- 39:33- I mean, those two were biggie's.
- 39:35- That's pretty big.
- 39:36- Yeah, yeah.
- 39:37- One, oh, somebody like, you know.
- 39:39- Yeah, they were, you know, but every season
- 39:41I'm meeting new people and, you know,
- 39:44I get a lot of debut authors.
- 39:46- He's wanting you to say Douglas Pratt is here.
- 39:48- I was fiction.
- 39:49Yeah, you were the guy.
- 39:49You're his bathroom wife.
- 39:50I even picked up on the hint there.
- 39:52So it's like.
- 39:53(laughing)
- 39:55The one we're really hoping to get.
- 39:57It's a guy from Memphis.
- 39:58A guy from Memphis.
- 39:59A asshole from Memphis.
- 40:01That's probably Mark Groeney, not me.
- 40:03Oh, Groeney's a good guy.
- 40:04I like him.
- 40:05Groeney's a great guy.
- 40:06Groeney just had, what was I watching?
- 40:08Oh man, I was just watching something
- 40:11and on the bookshelf carefully placed right there
- 40:13was a Mark Groeney.
- 40:14Widow's Bay.
- 40:15Widow's Bay.
- 40:16Widow's Bay.
- 40:17Widow's Bay.
- 40:18Yeah, sitting in the bookshop van or something and there's a Mark Green he's sat right there really really nice nod.
- 40:26Yes really cool. He is just one of the nicest guys in the industry to you really is.
- 40:31Yeah he's really nice guy. He's super nice. Yeah, we've got a cross path with Gary now and again here in Memphis but that's been about it.
- 40:39It's great and national's got a great you got a great author scene up there.
- 40:43We have a huge community. We have a huge community. I mean so many professionals and so many indies
- 40:50And we all kind of commingle and it's just so much. Yeah, I keep trying
- 40:54I'm just like I'd like to go to like I like Memphis
- 40:57But I'd like to go to national and do all my writing stuff because it's a more creative come for a southern
- 41:02Festival come up for something festival. I didn't either I am I might be up there for a killer national in a couple of weeks
- 41:08So I've not done that one before, which is like right here.
- 41:11So it's always come.
- 41:12You will love it.
- 41:13It's really fun.
- 41:15Because of book launch and everything, the timing is great and awful.
- 41:20And we've got some family stuff going on.
- 41:22So I haven't been able to books a lot of stuff because things keep having to be canceled.
- 41:26And I didn't want to have to pull out at the last minute.
- 41:29Like I had to do all year long.
- 41:31Well, it happens that way sometimes.
- 41:33Yeah, sometimes it does.
- 41:34So let's kind of talk a little bit more about like thrillers and stuff.
- 41:37Like one of the things that we've talked a lot about,
- 41:38we're all, we all write thrillers and stuff.
- 41:40And thrillers have kind of gotten shelved next to each other
- 41:43for years, but the kind of the range of what thrillers are
- 41:46has spread out a little bit.
- 41:48So I guess where do you feel at most at home in that spectrum?
- 41:51Cause you write a little bit of the domestic
- 41:53and you got some other stuff that gets a little darker.
- 41:56So what do you feel is your sweet spot on that spectrum of?
- 42:01Your subgenre, yeah.
- 42:02- My sub-sub-subgenre?
- 42:04- Yes, sub-sub-subgenre.
- 42:06I always dig a Gothic, right?
- 42:07With a big set piece, that's really fun.
- 42:10And I like these stand-alones where I like
- 42:14to have multiple points of view.
- 42:16Mysteries are incredibly hard for me.
- 42:19Incredibly hard for me.
- 42:21I don't like being stuck in one person's head.
- 42:24Last scene is a mystery and I struggled with it.
- 42:26And I mean, blatantly, openly online,
- 42:29struggled with telling that story because it was a mystery.
- 42:32I'm using my hands, I'm Italian.
- 42:34- Oh, okay.
- 42:35Yeah, that should explain it to anybody who's listening.
- 42:38I am the call.
- 42:38My hands are all over the place right now.
- 42:41jazz hands, the whole idea of being able to manipulate the characters, very bad thing,
- 42:48Columbia Jones, dead author at the beginning of the book, she dies in the beginning of
- 42:52the book, it's not a spoiler.
- 42:54She is the spoke of the center of a wheel and all the characters are spokes on a wheel,
- 43:00right?
- 43:00All of my books have a shape.
- 43:02And so that one was the wheel.
- 43:04And it worked really, really well because I had eight points of view and every single
- 43:09one of them was how they reacted and interacted with this person who was already dead.
- 43:14Those are the most fun for me.
- 43:15When I can hop around and tell bigger stories, it becomes a bigger story even though it's
- 43:20suspense.
- 43:22I like the thriller.
- 43:23We're trying to stop something bad from happening.
- 43:26The books I did with Catherine Coulter, those were big time, big set piece international
- 43:31thrillers where we're trying to stop the world from ending. But once you save the world,
- 43:36where do you go from there? Then the series is over. You've saved the world.
- 43:40Yeah, somebody else is going to come along.
- 43:41You've got to be careful.
- 43:43As James Bond has taught us, they've got more people coming to destroy the world.
- 43:48You've got to wait for the next villain.
- 43:49So those are really fun. I mean, I like that I have been afforded the honor of having a
- 43:57career for this long that I can experiment and I can try different genres and I can hop
- 44:02around.
- 44:03Usually I'll do a smaller, more insular book and then I'll do a bigger and then a smaller
- 44:07and then a bigger just to keep me excited about what I'm doing.
- 44:12This has been fantastic.
- 44:13There's lots of things we didn't get to.
- 44:15So we'll do this again sometime.
- 44:17Awesome.
- 44:18I would love that.
- 44:18And have you back on.
- 44:20But we have a couple of questions to wrap up here.
- 44:22And the first one we ask everybody is, what do you think your author's superpower is?
- 44:27Description I think I can set a stage pretty well
- 44:30I've been called cinematic and that to me is a compliment because I feel like I do a lot of like
- 44:36Screenplay game in the book like this is the scene that I'm seeing. I'm very very visual and so I think that translates
- 44:43I like that. That's a it's a fundamental building block
- 44:46Yeah, setting is huge well setting is huge. It should be a character. It shouldn't just be a name
- 44:52Well, I think, yeah, we both kind of, he uses the Cayman Islands as a character because
- 44:57it's all flashy and sexy.
- 44:58So, I know.
- 44:59Yeah.
- 44:59I mean, it's important and you can...
- 45:01Important to...
- 45:02You know, what you're sharing with the reader is the experience that they could have if
- 45:06they were there, right?
- 45:07Right, absolutely.
- 45:08And if you're doing it right, then they are experiencing it.
- 45:10Well, and especially in series, which we both write in series, so it's key to have people
- 45:17feel like they're back home again when they open, when they start one of your books, they're
- 45:21coming back to a place that's now familiar to them.
- 45:23And nothing better than a reader who's like, oh, I've been to that spot.
- 45:26I know exactly what it is.
- 45:27And it makes them feel in his broad end.
- 45:30Grounded.
- 45:30It grounds them in the story.
- 45:32Yeah.
- 45:33Yeah.
- 45:33Very much so.
- 45:34Okay.
- 45:34We have another question for you, which is going to be random from our wheel of
- 45:38questions, wheel of questions that we have.
- 45:39Oh, I love it.
- 45:40No expense spared.
- 45:42Do you have this kind of, these kind of props on, on words, on words?
- 45:46No, but if, if I ever teach, I do have a frisbee that has the
- 45:51have an elemental plot and you get to spin the wheel of plot. So I feel very much at
- 45:55home. Oh, there we go. Ceci, we should definitely
- 45:58bring your wheel of plots on and our wheel of questions can go together. We should...
- 46:04All right. So what is one food that you hate that everyone else likes?
- 46:11Tomatoes. Oh, I find them disgusting. But I will eat anything made of tomatoes.
- 46:16Oh, I was going to ask you, do you eat ketchup on your fries?
- 46:19I like ketchup, I like sauce, I like salsa, but I cannot eat a raw tomato.
- 46:26I will vomit.
- 46:27Is it a texture thing?
- 46:29It's texture, it's taste, it is just there's something about them that is just...
- 46:35I always said they were onomatopoeic, really.
- 46:38Mine is mushrooms, but kind of for the same thing.
- 46:40Mine's a texture thing, like it could be eaten long and you could slide a mushroom in there
- 46:45and I don't know about it and I'll just bite into it and I'll be like, "Eeeh, oh."
- 46:50Yeah, no.
- 46:50I would like to like mushrooms, but no, I just can't.
- 46:53I don't mind the flavor.
- 46:54I'm the fussiest eater in the world and I like mushrooms.
- 46:58How's that?
- 46:58Isn't that weird?
- 46:59Because they are something that, you know, people...
- 47:02You either love them or hate them.
- 47:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 47:04And I actually love mushrooms, but I'm super fussy.
- 47:08So I eat barely any vegetables.
- 47:10I think they're really bad for you.
- 47:12I think the science is wrong.
- 47:13It's just...
- 47:14Science is wrong.
- 47:17I'm gonna go with that.
- 47:18You're a carnivore.
- 47:18You're a carnivore.
- 47:18Oh my God, I'm trying to.
- 47:19No, he's British.
- 47:21They don't have any vegetables over there anyway.
- 47:23We do.
- 47:23We have potatoes.
- 47:25You have peas.
- 47:26We have peas and potatoes.
- 47:27We have mushroom peas.
- 47:28Mushroom peas?
- 47:28Yeah, well, that would put you on peas for life.
- 47:30Yeah, I think you put gravy on top of it.
- 47:32So, yeah.
- 47:33I'm the weirdest eater in the world, so if it's not my...
- 47:37If I could live on French fries and cheese, I would...
- 47:41I'd be happy.
- 47:42I mean, you can live on French fries.
- 47:44I used to work in restaurants.
- 47:45That's what was my entire meal was we had a big cheese thing
- 47:49where we put the cheese dip and we walk by
- 47:50and pick up a fry and dip it and walk.
- 47:52That was how you just ate all night long.
- 47:53- There you go.
- 47:54Lee Child only eats hamburgers and drink champagne.
- 47:57- Yeah, he smoked a lot of weed though too.
- 47:59(laughing)
- 48:01- That too.
- 48:02But yeah, he's pretty single tracked on his food.
- 48:07- Yeah, that's cool.
- 48:07That's good to know.
- 48:08All right, this has been the--
- 48:09- That makes Nick feel better.
- 48:11He's like, "Oh, I'm not the only weird one."
- 48:14- Yeah, an exposing Lee Child,
- 48:15we should probably end on that note.
- 48:17(laughing)
- 48:19Hey, JT, thank you so much.
- 48:21And best of luck with the release of the new book.
- 48:23I'm sure it's gonna go ballistic like the last one did.
- 48:26And go out and read it.
- 48:28- Thank you, guys.
- 48:30(upbeat music)
- 48:36- Thank you, JT, that was awesome.
- 48:38I love a good talk like that, but man, that was great.
- 48:41- She's, you know, she's been in a jail cell
- 48:44happened. That's what she said. That's crazy.
- 48:48She was just skipping right past that, just like throwing it out there as I
- 48:51mentioned, I'm like, oh, reel that back in.
- 48:54Stop that right there. Yeah, it's amazing. Like, it's, you know, we should do that.
- 48:58We should have a, you know, onsite in jail. It would be just us in jail, probably.
- 49:02But, you know, I was going to say, we just got to call someone up.
- 49:06Get arrested the next time and they can come and be outside and then we'll
- 49:10recorded or I was hoping it was going to be some you know story of a drunken
- 49:15night out in Nashville and they ended up in jail cell but still it was pretty
- 49:19cool. Yeah well in Nashville does bring about some weird things so you never
- 49:22know but you know what it's great you know yes out there looking for
- 49:26information like her sub stack is full of some stuff I mean the first of all you
- 49:31get to see a step-by-step process of how you write a novel. Is that crazy? Live
- 49:35writing the whole novel through sub stack. Oh that's selling novel at that so
- 49:39you might as well, if you're going to look for somebody to follow, you might as well
- 49:42follow somebody who's doing a best selling model.
- 49:43That's pretty freaking impressive.
- 49:44But I also love the point that she made is like, "Here's how I'm doing it and here's
- 49:48some different ways."
- 49:49But I was thinking when she was saying that stuff, it's like a menu.
- 49:52What you're doing is just accumulating information to fill out your menu.
- 49:57Then you pick and choose from the menu what works for you, right?
- 50:01So if you don't like mushrooms, Doug, then don't choose the mushrooms, right?
- 50:05You've got something else to choose from.
- 50:07Yeah, and if you don't like vegetables, you might want to go get some vitamins or something.
- 50:11Skip straight to the zone.
- 50:13Straight to the zone.
- 50:16Also, don't forget, her book came out today if you're listening to this on the day of
- 50:21launch, but it is out now.
- 50:22You know why?
- 50:24I do not know why, but she chose the day.
- 50:26So, you know why it's available today.
- 50:28So make sure you go get it on Amazon or at your bookstores or wherever.
- 50:33So be awesome.
- 50:34Very cool.
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- 50:46Ford slash the two authors podcast. Oh, you got my kids
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- 50:56Yeah, those questions big thanks as always to our friends at vellum for their support. Thank you so much
- 51:01Make sure you guys go check them out. Go to trivellum.com/twoauthors.
- 51:06Trivellum.com/twoauthors to find out more about us.
- 51:10And you'll find the notes as well as links for our guest information,
- 51:14her sub-stack and her thing.
- 51:16So we make sure you check all that out and we will be back next week with a new
- 51:19episode of the Two Authors Podcast.
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