Latest / I Am All In with Scott Patterson / Pop Culture Minisode (S4 E18 "Tick, Tick, Tick Boom”)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: I Am all in less, I Am all in with
- 0:18Speaker 1: Scott Patterson and I Heart Radio podcast Everybody Scott Patterson,
- 0:22Speaker 1: I Am all in Podcast, I Heeart Radio one eleven production,
- 0:25Speaker 1: Season four, Episode eighteen, pop Culture Tick Tick Tick Boom,
- 0:29Speaker 1: and wasn't ever talk about fireworks? Hello Tara, Hello Danielle,
- 0:35Speaker 1: Hello Amy. Um, so let's get into this? Yeah, man,
- 0:42Speaker 1: was it ever? Um? Laura, Lai and Suki at Luke's
- 0:45Speaker 1: diner with Little Davy, Little Baby Davy, and Luke approaches
- 0:50Speaker 1: them in a bad mood. Laurela, Oh look, it's Bilbo
- 0:54Speaker 1: Bologny Puss justin from the shop here. Perfect description, by
- 1:02Speaker 1: the way, um, Lorela is referring to Bilbo Baggins, a
- 1:05Speaker 1: character and lord of the rings. Billbo Baggins personalities cheerful
- 1:09Speaker 1: and polite. Laureli calls Luke a bologny puss because he's
- 1:15Speaker 1: the opposite of Bilbo Baggins. Yeah. Um uh. And if
- 1:22Speaker 1: you want to hear our real thoughts on the Luke's
- 1:26Speaker 1: demeanor in that scene, then download the the episode recap.
- 1:31Speaker 1: Laura Line Suki watching Dean and Lindsay be cute. Laura,
- 1:36Speaker 1: Lai and Net and Frankie really found each other. Annette
- 1:40Speaker 1: Funicello and Frankie Avalon starred in seven seven count them
- 1:45Speaker 1: seven Beach Party movies through the sixties to the eighties.
- 1:50Speaker 1: Uh the two emerged as America sweet hearts, but never dated.
- 1:55Speaker 1: They were just friends. Thank god, because if they had dated,
- 2:00Speaker 1: there have been two beach movies. We all know Laura
- 2:06Speaker 1: La talking about anvils at dinner. At Friday Night Dinner,
- 2:10Speaker 1: Lorela inevitably the cannon tilted up shot in the air,
- 2:14Speaker 1: it fell down and made an anvil shaped impression on
- 2:17Speaker 1: Wiley E. Coyotes head. Wiley E. Coyote is a character
- 2:23Speaker 1: from the Warner Brothers cartoon Looney Tunes and Mary Melody's
- 2:28Speaker 1: road Runner and Wiley E. Coyote have a long history
- 2:31Speaker 1: of their chase. There is only one time where Wiley E.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Coyote caught the road Runner, really one time. I used
- 2:41Speaker 1: to watch those back in the day, but now they
- 2:43Speaker 1: kind of make me feel creepy. Why, well, I don't know.
- 2:50Speaker 1: You ever watch old Three Stooges episodes. No, it definitely
- 2:53Speaker 1: makes me feel creepy. I want I don't want any
- 2:54Speaker 1: of that. Um well, then I've is going to do
- 3:00Speaker 1: a whole fast thing and I won't invite you, okay,
- 3:03Speaker 1: Emily is. Emily is making fun of Bob's classic trophy wife,
- 3:09Speaker 1: which I guess we never saw. Danielle was hoping so much.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Yeah right, I mean, you set it up and then
- 3:19Speaker 1: there's no pay off. Where isn't she? I was looking
- 3:21Speaker 1: forward to the Emily trophy wife interaction. Yeah, Um, Emily,
- 3:28Speaker 1: her car looks high squeaky voice, just like Barbies. That
- 3:31Speaker 1: was funny. That was a funny life. Uh. The first
- 3:34Speaker 1: car Barbie ever drove was an Austin Healy, first introduced
- 3:38Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty two, but they changed it to the
- 3:42Speaker 1: Corvette in the seventies to keep up with Barbies all
- 3:46Speaker 1: American look and lifestyle. Yeah, my sisters had the Corvette.
- 3:49Speaker 1: I had that three tiered mansion with the elevator and
- 3:54Speaker 1: plastic totally. Emily is saying his wife is like a
- 4:01Speaker 1: Barbie and drives a car like hers. Richard, Bob and
- 4:06Speaker 1: Jason are golfing on the course. Uh, Richard, I don't
- 4:12Speaker 1: think any of us are going to make Tiger shake
- 4:15Speaker 1: in his spikes. Uh. Richard is, by the way, have
- 4:19Speaker 1: you seen Tiger Wood's son? I mean, adorable and how
- 4:25Speaker 1: the same they are. Have you seen those side by sides? Yeah?
- 4:28Speaker 1: I mean just the kid, what is he? Ten eleven,
- 4:30Speaker 1: twelve years old? And higher is one of those guys
- 4:33Speaker 1: that just keeps coming back. He's a scratch golfer. His son,
- 4:39Speaker 1: that guy's got like he really just bounces back. Uh. Tiger.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Richard is referring to Tiger Woods, one of the greatest
- 4:47Speaker 1: golf players of all time. Richard is saying none of
- 4:51Speaker 1: their golf skills are as good as Tiger. As well,
- 4:54Speaker 1: nobody's golf skills are as good as Tiger. I was
- 4:57Speaker 1: going to say, such as the planet, like who's the goat? Meaning?
- 5:03Speaker 1: Is it Tiger? Is it Lebron? Is it Jordan's is it? Well, Hannah,
- 5:08Speaker 1: who's the goat? Goat? Like who's the greatest athlete of
- 5:12Speaker 1: all time? Can it be? Is it just living wherever?
- 5:18Speaker 1: Mm hmm living? I have my opinion. Who is it?
- 5:23Speaker 1: Are you gonna tell us Babe Ruth? Oh, Babe Ruth,
- 5:27Speaker 1: he's not living. I was gonna say, Kobe, but he's
- 5:30Speaker 1: not living. Do you know why, Babe Ruth? Because he
- 5:34Speaker 1: was an All star pitcher before he converted to becoming
- 5:37Speaker 1: a home run hitter. Oh so he's like an all
- 5:39Speaker 1: around and pitchers don't don't hit home runs. He has
- 5:41Speaker 1: over a hundred wins as a major league pitcher with
- 5:45Speaker 1: Boston before they he converted into an outfielder or a
- 5:48Speaker 1: first baseman or whatever he was. Yeah, nobody has his
- 5:53Speaker 1: statistics in his first couple of years as a picture
- 5:56Speaker 1: and definitely not as a hitter. So it's for me,
- 5:58Speaker 1: it's Babe, Ruth kind of still the same Montana. It's
- 6:01Speaker 1: not Brady for me. Sorry, okay, is it Brady for you?
- 6:07Speaker 1: I'm not a Brady guy. Brady tom As the greatest
- 6:12Speaker 1: quarterback of all time, the greatest athlete of all time.
- 6:14Speaker 1: I'm still deciding it's not Brady for me. I'm going Montana.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Oh no, you gotta go Brady over Montana. No, no, no, no, no, no,
- 6:21Speaker 1: oh come on, come on. Really, he's got like ninety
- 6:26Speaker 1: super bowl ring. I don't know, maybe because I just
- 6:27Speaker 1: don't love he played three years he has, He's won
- 6:30Speaker 1: ninety super Bowls. It's crazy, really, what what you measure
- 6:40Speaker 1: is the will to win? Who has the greatest will
- 6:43Speaker 1: to win? You know that is? And you gotta put
- 6:47Speaker 1: Brady up there with Jordan's because I don't love Brady,
- 6:53Speaker 1: but when you're measuring will to win, that guy can
- 6:56Speaker 1: come back from places where you're like, dude, will never
- 7:01Speaker 1: come back, and he'd come back. He went down to
- 7:04Speaker 1: Tampa Bay as a forty three year old and let
- 7:06Speaker 1: him to a Super Bowl win. I mean, who does that?
- 7:10Speaker 1: I mean you have to have an iron will and
- 7:12Speaker 1: a skill set unlike any other to do something like that.
- 7:15Speaker 1: I mean it's just it's alright, alright, that doesn't happen.
- 7:18Speaker 1: You know, that's a great criteria. Any player that played
- 7:21Speaker 1: with him, and they will tell you, yeah, that that guy,
- 7:27Speaker 1: we'd we'd run through a wall for that guy. That
- 7:30Speaker 1: guy had a will and we trusted him on a feld.
- 7:33Speaker 1: Maybe I'll go see eighty for Brady and see if
- 7:35Speaker 1: it if it brings me around that movie and plus
- 7:40Speaker 1: the reason, you know why he had that will to
- 7:42Speaker 1: win because he was always an underdog. He was always overlooked,
- 7:45Speaker 1: he was underestimated, he was drafted really low. He had
- 7:48Speaker 1: to really fight to get a chance, and he did do.
- 7:52Speaker 1: I think he's retired for real now, yeah he is,
- 7:54Speaker 1: but he had a chip on his shoulder his whole
- 7:56Speaker 1: career had a lot to prove, so that will to
- 7:58Speaker 1: win was just man, this is I am all sports doff,
- 8:02Speaker 1: thank you anywhere? Uh, you've brought it up. And do
- 8:09Speaker 1: you know, do I know? I get sidetrack as I
- 8:12Speaker 1: enjoy these conversations and then I go, oh, why did
- 8:15Speaker 1: I do that? Same scene, Richard? People often do that
- 8:18Speaker 1: with me. Uh, the same scene Richard, Bob and Jason
- 8:21Speaker 1: on the golf course jas because we're talking about golf.
- 8:23Speaker 1: You know, we're golfing now. It's it's a Gilmore thing.
- 8:26Speaker 1: They made us do it. Jason taking a recommendation from
- 8:29Speaker 1: his candy because he is so bad at golf. Jason, So,
- 8:33Speaker 1: whatever is going to make me look less like? Dorf?
- 8:37Speaker 1: Dorif is a character played by Tim Conway that was
- 8:40Speaker 1: created for a sketch on The Tonight Show with Johnny
- 8:42Speaker 1: Carson and had a film called Dorf on Golf. Dorf
- 8:47Speaker 1: was characterized by his demeanor diminutive height. He was performed
- 8:51Speaker 1: by Conway standing in a hole with fake shoes attached
- 8:55Speaker 1: to his knees to play It's histerical, bell do, Tim
- 9:01Speaker 1: Conway and the other one that we're on the Carol
- 9:03Speaker 1: Burnett Show. Oh I know, it's the best comedy has
- 9:08Speaker 1: ever been. It's it's yes. The door the door was
- 9:15Speaker 1: Dorf kind of was a little creepy for me to
- 9:17Speaker 1: like the Three Stooges. But why, it's just pure comedy.
- 9:20Speaker 1: He's funny. Why do you have a problem with Dorf
- 9:24Speaker 1: creeps me out like the Three Stooges and you're touchy man?
- 9:27Speaker 1: I get Yeah, Kirk trying to fire up people to
- 9:32Speaker 1: look for eggs. Kirk, we won't let you down, Taylor,
- 9:37Speaker 1: because we're not only going to find twenty eggs within
- 9:39Speaker 1: the air. We're gonna try and find twenty five, and
- 9:42Speaker 1: then thirty, and then thirty five, and then and fifty
- 9:45Speaker 1: until we did call fifty nine back to the square. Yeah,
- 9:49Speaker 1: this was so good. Kirk is imitating Democratic. At first,
- 9:53Speaker 1: I laughed out loud when he did that because I
- 9:55Speaker 1: knew exactly what he was doing. It was uh. Kirk
- 9:58Speaker 1: is imitating Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean from January nine,
- 10:04Speaker 1: two four, when he was at a rally in du Moines, Iowa,
- 10:07Speaker 1: became known as the I haven't I have a scream speech?
- 10:12Speaker 1: Here is the speech. Let's play this thing, man, Let's
- 10:14Speaker 1: let's hear the audio on this. Not only are we
- 10:17Speaker 1: going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin, We're going to South
- 10:19Speaker 1: Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona. I'm going to Dakota and
- 10:24Speaker 1: you're back Dago. We're going to California and Texas and
- 10:27Speaker 1: New York. We're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington, Michigan,
- 10:33Speaker 1: and then we're going to Watchington, d C. And take
- 10:35Speaker 1: that the White House. I don't know that it should
- 10:41Speaker 1: have been is so like it's so cringe e. But
- 10:43Speaker 1: at the same time, like I don't think it should
- 10:44Speaker 1: have ruined his chances, like he I love how like
- 10:50Speaker 1: relevant that was though, because this is from this episode
- 10:52Speaker 1: aired April two thousand four, and that was January two
- 10:55Speaker 1: thousand four. John Dene had gotten a good result, right,
- 11:00Speaker 1: He'd gotten a good result, and he lost his stuff
- 11:06Speaker 1: on stage with that. I mean, the news media played
- 11:10Speaker 1: that ad nausea and it was like this guy is crazy,
- 11:15Speaker 1: you know, he's like talk about a megalomaniac. I mean,
- 11:19Speaker 1: just like just lusting for power. So my yeah, that
- 11:25Speaker 1: was he was done after that. Lorelai asking Jason uh
- 11:35Speaker 1: if he's ready for Friday night dinner with his parents. Jason, well,
- 11:40Speaker 1: I've seen mom occasionally, but Floyd and I really haven't
- 11:43Speaker 1: spoken since the Great Schism. Not that Harry Chapin isn't
- 11:47Speaker 1: dying to rise from the grave to write a song
- 11:50Speaker 1: spoon little man, and does that Harry? I know the
- 11:57Speaker 1: song's sad song? Remember it was like, yeah, cancer, I
- 12:03Speaker 1: don't know when it's so sad. It's like about the
- 12:06Speaker 1: dad goes off to work and he's never around, and
- 12:08Speaker 1: then then the dad's around and the son's never around,
- 12:11Speaker 1: just like, oh god, it's so sad when you're coming
- 12:15Speaker 1: home Sonna. Scene. Jason tells Laurela's parents never liked any
- 12:20Speaker 1: of his girlfriends and tells her to preempt their hatred
- 12:23Speaker 1: by winning them over now before they know, Uh, Laura,
- 12:27Speaker 1: la Tony Robbins has nothing on you, Laurel, suggesting his
- 12:32Speaker 1: thinking is very Tony. Robinson was a motivational speaker and
- 12:36Speaker 1: a self help author, which I'm all for. But oh god,
- 12:43Speaker 1: there's in two More is my favorite thing to get excited. Everybody,
- 12:47Speaker 1: if you're if we're losing, you stick around because in
- 12:51Speaker 1: two More you're about to hear its song and dance
- 12:54Speaker 1: number like nobody. Okay. Kirk is upset he can't find
- 12:58Speaker 1: all the exit town it's been up for a long time.
- 13:00Speaker 1: He's been up for a day and a half, so
- 13:02Speaker 1: he's exhausted. Kerk, I've been up for one and a
- 13:04Speaker 1: half day straight. I haven't done that since Pettico Junction
- 13:07Speaker 1: Marathon and no Pettico Junk is a show from me
- 13:12Speaker 1: an all time you show that neither Scott or I
- 13:14Speaker 1: have seen Daniel and I haven't even heard of it.
- 13:19Speaker 1: Seven years, seven years. This series has to spin off
- 13:24Speaker 1: from Green Acres. Remember Green As you watched Bonanza heard
- 13:28Speaker 1: a while but I wasn't a big Bonanza guy me either.
- 13:32Speaker 1: But they filmed in like an tah or something. But
- 13:34Speaker 1: Green Nickers is the place I never watched that either.
- 13:38Speaker 1: That little jingle, why can't I get like a good like?
- 13:45Speaker 1: This is my favorite theme song. I don't know how
- 13:47Speaker 1: the first word it's like baby. If you've ever wondered,
- 13:52Speaker 1: wondered whatever became of me? I'm living on the aerrand Cincinnati,
- 13:58Speaker 1: Cincinnati car. How's my voice? It's not bad? Good's so good? Anyway,
- 14:07Speaker 1: Let's move on. Floyd talking to Lorelai about last time
- 14:12Speaker 1: you saw you said he can't performing grease. This is
- 14:17Speaker 1: what I've been waiting for Grease song, Grease song, my
- 14:20Speaker 1: Danny Zuko, we have the last Summer Loving happened so fast?
- 14:29Speaker 1: Come on, everybody crazy. My favorite song is the Thing.
- 14:40Speaker 1: But I love when He's all We made out till
- 14:48Speaker 1: Timma clock. Oh my god, it's so good. You me
- 14:52Speaker 1: just need her like her own series. They need like
- 14:54Speaker 1: a singer for me more than you like. Does he
- 14:58Speaker 1: have a car? Like? Does he have a car? Oh?
- 15:04Speaker 1: Do you know what that sounded like? Does he have
- 15:06Speaker 1: a something dirty? Here's what I'm gonna say. The trailer
- 15:11Speaker 1: for the Pink Ladies show on Paramount Plus in I
- 15:15Speaker 1: am so in on that. It looks amazing. Before we
- 15:20Speaker 1: go to the last boring one, what is your favorite
- 15:23Speaker 1: song from Grief Summer Loving? I love Summer Loving. It's
- 15:27Speaker 1: not go Grease Latin, but burning up the court a mile?
- 15:33Speaker 1: What about we go Together? Like Woma didn't get anything about.
- 15:37Speaker 1: But the best one is tell me about It stud Yeah,
- 15:42Speaker 1: which I always thought was Stirred until later. I love
- 15:45Speaker 1: I love thee on the Drive and tell me about
- 15:47Speaker 1: It Stirred. I don't know more. Well, you like Stranded
- 15:55Speaker 1: at the Drive and that's the worst song in the
- 15:56Speaker 1: whole movie. I like that stranded at the drive. Alright,
- 16:02Speaker 1: so Laura la is seeing Richard Jason Floyd back together again.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Laura like Groucho, Chico, Harpo and Zeppo together again. Laureli
- 16:10Speaker 1: is naming the Marx Brothers, who were a family comedy
- 16:13Speaker 1: act that appeared in vaudeville two films from nine. She
- 16:18Speaker 1: is commenting on the I'm not I know the difference
- 16:22Speaker 1: between those guys and the students grow show marks. Yeah,
- 16:26Speaker 1: of course, but I just I'm not into it. I'm
- 16:27Speaker 1: not into it, all right, everybody, So you've done you
- 16:30Speaker 1: tolerated us so well today, Scott, thank you that every week?
- 16:33Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It's like, I'm really good
- 16:36Speaker 1: at it at this point, Al rate us for his job. Look,
- 16:43Speaker 1: you will, you walked into that, you ran into that.
- 16:48Speaker 1: It's so true though, because people, we've told this story
- 16:51Speaker 1: a million times, how Scott got stuck with it. He
- 16:54Speaker 1: really did freaking circus no day He didn't even audition
- 17:03Speaker 1: us nothing. He showed it from work on day one
- 17:06Speaker 1: and he's like, why, oh, I'm talking to you guys.
- 17:12Speaker 1: That's funny. We're just like, sorry, we didn't have any
- 17:17Speaker 1: money for how the magic happens. We did not have
- 17:25Speaker 1: any money for bactual professionals. But next week we'll be
- 17:30Speaker 1: coming to you live from Danielle's family reunion. UM, and
- 17:35Speaker 1: everybody will be mikes by the way, and they can
- 17:38Speaker 1: just chime in whenever they feel like it, uh, because
- 17:42Speaker 1: we like to give you the true professional experience. Cats
- 17:48Speaker 1: in the Cradle and the Suit the Man in the Moon?
- 17:54Speaker 1: Is that the that's the right one? Right? Yeah? Should
- 17:58Speaker 1: we go? Let's go out with a grease numb herr.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Go ahead. I don't know any of those songs. The
- 18:02Speaker 1: one that I want. That's really hard to say that.
- 18:10Speaker 1: That's the chorus, what's the what's the verse? I got
- 18:14Speaker 1: choose supplying and I'm losing control for the power you're supplying.
- 18:24Speaker 1: It's and that's gonna ramp. This episode of Pop Culture
- 18:30Speaker 1: Ladies in General, delayed live from Pebble Beach, California, middle
- 18:35Speaker 1: of a shoot. Well, we got to pretty much interview
- 18:38Speaker 1: the entire crew in the background. Uh, Terra good sing
- 18:42Speaker 1: you don't fire a Scott? Are you crazy? Are you
- 18:48Speaker 1: killing me? No? You guys are the gold tire me.
- 18:52Speaker 1: It's okay, okay, Look, Greece is the word is the
- 19:07Speaker 1: word that we are spiraling. Really, it's got moved, it's
- 19:11Speaker 1: got mean, and I don't think I've got drunk on
- 19:14Speaker 1: our own success after Boom next week, which seems like
- 19:18Speaker 1: after boom boom, after boom. Are you ready, Scott Patterson,
- 19:22Speaker 1: I'm All In Podcast, Amy Tera, Danielle, thank you so much.
- 19:26Speaker 1: Oh it's good to see you guys. It's a California thing.
- 19:29Speaker 1: What can I say? Man, we're hitting the bob real
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