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What's Your Secondary Race? (feat. Wynn the Goat & Fat Baby) · GAS MONEY

0:06
SPEAKER_02: So I guess I I gotta be Chubby Don today, huh?
0:11
SPEAKER_02: Can you introduce our guests?
0:13
SPEAKER_02: Uh we got we you gonna be winning grade or you gonna be fat baby today?
0:16
SPEAKER_02: Who who you wanna be?
0:17
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
0:19
SPEAKER_02: I mean I'm fat every day.
0:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you gotta speak into the mic like a grown ass man.
0:22
SPEAKER_02: A grown man.
0:23
SPEAKER_02: You can't hear me?
0:24
SPEAKER_02: I mean I'm fat every day, but I'm fat baby today.
0:28
SPEAKER_02: Coming to bring the heat.
0:30
SPEAKER_02: Well, welcome to gas money.
0:32
SPEAKER_02: Welcome to gas money indeed.
0:35
SPEAKER_02: So uh how we gonna kick this off, man?
0:36
SPEAKER_02: I wanna actually I wanna hear what you got this week in terms of gas money.
0:40
SPEAKER_02: Because last week his shit was light.
0:42
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't that it wasn't that light.
0:45
SPEAKER_02: It was not that light.
0:46
SPEAKER_02: So go ahead.
0:48
SPEAKER_02: But you know I'm going to OJ first.
0:51
SPEAKER_02: Okay, we can do that.
0:53
SPEAKER_02: And also, Ghost is free, even though I don't watch power.
0:56
SPEAKER_02: You were lame for that.
0:57
SPEAKER_02: Who's ghost?
0:58
SPEAKER_02: What color is his hair?
0:59
SPEAKER_02: He's black.
1:00
SPEAKER_02: No, I said what color is his hair?
1:01
SPEAKER_02: It's black.
1:02
SPEAKER_02: No, it's actually light brown.
1:03
SPEAKER_02: Nah, he got a cowboy mustache down.
1:06
SPEAKER_02: He got that black.
1:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he wasn't black to begin with.
1:08
SPEAKER_02: He got a white wife.
1:09
SPEAKER_02: He don't love himself or his mama.
1:11
SPEAKER_02: But aside.
1:12
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to all black queens out there.
1:14
SPEAKER_02: Um going back to OJ.
1:15
SPEAKER_02: Why did OJ go to jail?
1:17
SPEAKER_02: Like they convicted him for the stabbing thing?
1:19
SPEAKER_02: Or was something else?
1:20
SPEAKER_02: First of all, he decapitated a white woman.
1:22
SPEAKER_02: What?
1:24
SPEAKER_02: That's illegal?
1:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was in the 70s.
1:27
SPEAKER_02: Now you can now you can decapitate some bitch.
1:30
SPEAKER_02: Then they had his memorabilia.
1:33
SPEAKER_02: His memorabilia.
1:34
SPEAKER_02: The glove.
1:34
SPEAKER_02: No, no, like his trophies and shit.
1:36
SPEAKER_02: They was auctioning it off.
1:37
SPEAKER_02: For what?
1:38
SPEAKER_02: Because they they got it.
1:40
SPEAKER_02: They had it.
1:40
SPEAKER_02: How for what?
1:42
SPEAKER_02: They just had his shit.
1:43
SPEAKER_02: So he How no, but you gotta explain the why how because nigga, when you people were suing him and shit, because he uh he beat the criminal case, but then there was a um uh civil case from uh one of the victims' dads.
1:55
SPEAKER_02: So they basically was like taking all OJ's shit.
1:57
SPEAKER_02: He lost his shit.
1:58
SPEAKER_02: That's that's what happens when you're an athlete, because you know you make money for 10 years and then you're broke after that.
2:02
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, so the civil case is going on.
2:05
SPEAKER_02: They they they auctioning his shit.
2:06
SPEAKER_02: Somebody told him where they was auctioning his shit at.
2:08
SPEAKER_02: He went and tried to steal that shit and somehow got 33 years for that for trying to steal his own shit.
2:15
SPEAKER_02: 33 years, yeah.
2:16
SPEAKER_02: Did he steal his own shit?
2:17
SPEAKER_02: Well, he got caught trying to steal his own shit, so he that's it.
2:20
SPEAKER_02: He went to jail.
2:22
SPEAKER_02: 33 years.
2:23
SPEAKER_02: He didn't get 33 years, though.
2:24
SPEAKER_02: Nah, he's about to come out in October.
2:26
SPEAKER_02: He's out already, no?
2:27
SPEAKER_02: Not no.
2:27
SPEAKER_02: He's gonna be a lot of much.
2:29
SPEAKER_02: No, just this is why this gas money always like, because you don't watch anything.
2:33
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
2:34
SPEAKER_02: I watched I watched how'd you get the name for gas money?
2:37
SPEAKER_02: We already went over this in the previous episode.
2:39
SPEAKER_02: So anyway, I don't remember that.
2:42
SPEAKER_02: We did.
2:42
SPEAKER_02: Because I remember one time we was in my house and I was saying, like, yo, we should do a podcast.
2:46
SPEAKER_02: We was actually like calling it gas.
2:47
SPEAKER_02: We was actually in a car, and I I brought I brought I brought up the name.
2:51
SPEAKER_02: Which I since I came up with the name, I got to transfer.
2:53
SPEAKER_02: Did you came up with the name for this?
2:54
SPEAKER_02: I did.
2:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh, so you stole this podcast?
2:56
SPEAKER_02: Nah, it's mine.
2:58
SPEAKER_02: Wait, it's yours?
2:59
SPEAKER_02: It's ours.
3:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
3:00
SPEAKER_02: The name, the name, the name.
3:02
SPEAKER_02: I work for you, or like how does this work?
3:03
SPEAKER_02: We work for each other.
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SPEAKER_02: I haven't got a check yet.
3:05
SPEAKER_02: It's a partnership.
3:06
SPEAKER_02: We broke.
3:07
SPEAKER_02: I just remember I was saying like gas money be the name of a great podcast.
3:10
SPEAKER_02: You know, two weeks later, you know, I just see a post.
3:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh, somebody posted it?
3:19
SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh you contradicting yourself already.
3:22
SPEAKER_02: This nigga's a liar.
3:23
SPEAKER_02: Nah.
3:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
3:26
SPEAKER_02: He posted it when it first came out.
3:27
SPEAKER_02: Nah, nah, nah, nah.
3:28
SPEAKER_02: When it first came out, he was when it first came out, he supported this podcast.
3:33
SPEAKER_02: When it first dropped, he thought this was gonna hit.
3:35
SPEAKER_02: Since Melissa 12 weeks in, I haven't seen him post.
3:39
SPEAKER_02: Since Melissa not here, we get to talk about her one time.
3:42
SPEAKER_02: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
3:44
SPEAKER_02: Since who?
3:46
SPEAKER_02: When is a dirty liar?
3:49
SPEAKER_02: It's a fact.
3:49
SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's fat, but when is a when is a dirty liar, nigga?
3:52
SPEAKER_02: This this guy name dropped somebody.
3:54
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna have to edit that out or something.
3:56
SPEAKER_02: Nah, that's fine.
3:56
SPEAKER_02: She's not gonna watch this.
3:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh, well, first of all She might, because I'm doing it this time.
4:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh, she might.
4:01
SPEAKER_02: She might actually okay.
4:02
SPEAKER_02: She probably should bleep that.
4:03
SPEAKER_02: She's gonna be our 16th viewer.
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SPEAKER_02: Slick.
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SPEAKER_02: 16th strong.
4:07
SPEAKER_02: We going.
4:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so OJ.
4:09
SPEAKER_02: He he got off of parole.
4:11
SPEAKER_02: And uh he's about to be on the streets.
4:13
SPEAKER_02: But the the the best part of the whole thing is killing white women no more.
4:16
SPEAKER_02: Nah, he's gonna rekindle his relationship with his original family, the Kardashians.
4:20
SPEAKER_02: Is he really?
4:21
SPEAKER_02: OJ is a Kardashian.
4:23
SPEAKER_02: That show is gonna be fire.
4:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm saying though, is he really though?
4:25
SPEAKER_02: Like, is this the thing?
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SPEAKER_02: OJ is a Kardashian.
4:27
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm Khloe is his daughter.
4:29
SPEAKER_02: We heard the allegation, but I'm sorry.
4:31
SPEAKER_02: No, that's not allegation.
4:32
SPEAKER_02: Look, first of all, pull up a picture of Chloe and pull up a picture of OJ's actual daughter.
4:35
SPEAKER_02: I mean, she is type brawler.
4:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she looks different than all of them.
4:38
SPEAKER_02: She got a big ass uh head, like he do.
4:40
SPEAKER_02: He's known for having a big ass head.
4:42
SPEAKER_02: His name is the juice, you know?
4:44
SPEAKER_02: OJ.
4:46
SPEAKER_02: What is the what does that have to do with having a big head?
4:48
SPEAKER_02: What's OJ's name?
4:50
SPEAKER_02: Or no no no, not you, not you, not you, not you.
4:53
SPEAKER_02: What's OJ's name?
4:54
SPEAKER_02: Nigga, I don't fucking know.
4:56
SPEAKER_02: It's always been OJ.
4:57
SPEAKER_02: It's not OJ.
4:58
SPEAKER_02: To me, nigga, you see you in public.
5:01
SPEAKER_02: We just found out Jamie Foxx's name.
5:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what's his name?
5:04
SPEAKER_02: Eric.
5:05
SPEAKER_02: Eric, yeah.
5:05
SPEAKER_02: Nah, his name is Eric.
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SPEAKER_02: His name is not even his name is Jamie Fox.
5:11
SPEAKER_02: He's black.
5:11
SPEAKER_02: Well, his name is Eric.
5:13
SPEAKER_02: No.
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SPEAKER_02: Black people don't need to name their kids Eric.
5:16
SPEAKER_02: His name is Eric.
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unknown: Nah, come on.
5:17
SPEAKER_02: Jamie Foxx is one of the most talented niggas of all time, though.
5:20
SPEAKER_02: Eric Eric is the one of most talented niggas.
5:21
SPEAKER_02: Debate that niggas.
5:22
SPEAKER_02: Debate that.
5:23
SPEAKER_02: Can't.
5:23
SPEAKER_02: Drake said himself.
5:24
SPEAKER_02: Who the fuck is Drake?
5:27
SPEAKER_02: RB Graham.
5:28
SPEAKER_02: I don't fuck with Drake, alright?
5:30
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to McMill.
5:31
SPEAKER_02: He kind of wanted some Grammy.
5:32
SPEAKER_02: Shout out McMill, though, that wins losses fire.
5:35
SPEAKER_02: But transitioning to the next topic, since we OJ is an athlete, I'm gonna try to um alley oop this to you.
5:42
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
5:42
SPEAKER_02: Thoughts on Kyrie Irvin wanting to leave the Cavs.
5:45
SPEAKER_02: First of all, I fuck with Kyrie Irvin because he knows that the world is flat.
5:49
SPEAKER_02: So I fuck with him.
5:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
5:52
SPEAKER_02: Niggas spin all over the mic.
5:54
SPEAKER_02: The world is flat now?
5:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the world's flat.
5:57
SPEAKER_02: You didn't know that?
5:58
SPEAKER_02: Heard you, Columbus.
5:59
SPEAKER_02: Alright, anyways.
6:00
SPEAKER_02: Nah, the Kyrie situation is kind of funny because I get it.
6:04
SPEAKER_02: He has like that Kobe mentality, like he wants to score.
6:07
SPEAKER_02: Shout out my nigga.
6:08
SPEAKER_02: Kobe's a bum.
6:09
SPEAKER_02: LeBron doesn't overrated shooter.
6:12
SPEAKER_02: He watches the computer.
6:14
SPEAKER_02: Nah, you gotta bleep that out though.
6:15
SPEAKER_02: But continue.
6:16
SPEAKER_02: Nah, nah, nah.
6:16
SPEAKER_02: He talks when he wants to talk.
6:18
SPEAKER_02: But yeah.
6:19
SPEAKER_02: So him leaving LeBron is actually it makes sense with his character.
6:22
SPEAKER_02: He just, I guess he just wants to put up numbers.
6:25
SPEAKER_02: But at the same time, the reason I feel like he's putting up numbers, not that he's a he can obviously get to the basket when he wants to.
6:32
SPEAKER_02: He's a scorer.
6:33
SPEAKER_02: But at the same time, I feel like a lot of the pressure's on LeBron.
6:38
SPEAKER_02: So it's not as much on Carrie Irving as LeBron.
6:41
SPEAKER_02: First of all, you don't watch basketball.
6:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was thinking.
6:44
SPEAKER_02: How do you know that?
6:45
SPEAKER_02: I've I've watched calf games.
6:46
SPEAKER_02: No, that's not basketball.
6:48
SPEAKER_02: That's one, that's one.
6:48
SPEAKER_02: I I I've played basketball too, so I know the fundamentals of basketball.
6:52
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
6:53
SPEAKER_02: Explain the triangle.
6:54
SPEAKER_02: Because Melo don't know what that is.
6:55
SPEAKER_02: You don't know how to play triangle offense?
6:57
SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be Phil Jackson.
6:59
SPEAKER_02: I don't know how to do it.
6:59
SPEAKER_02: You know when he repeats the question?
7:01
SPEAKER_02: You don't really know.
7:02
SPEAKER_02: He was going through something.
7:03
SPEAKER_02: Do it look like I don't know how to run a triangle?
7:07
SPEAKER_02: Can I just tell you, because I'm a I all I watch is sports.
7:10
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
7:10
SPEAKER_02: But when I'm not rapping and making heat, I all I watch.
7:13
SPEAKER_02: I'm fat, so you know all about the sports.
7:15
SPEAKER_02: As a fat nigga who watches a lot of sports, let me tell you, Kyrie Irvin leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers is the best thing that he can do for that franchise right now.
7:27
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna have to love and I'll explain to you.
7:30
SPEAKER_02: The franchise as constructed, there is no trade they can make for Kevin Love that will make that franchise better.
7:38
SPEAKER_02: Then you can't trade LeBron James, and they're destined to have competition in the conference finals against the Celtics and lose to the Warriors again.
7:47
SPEAKER_02: You trade Kyrie Irvin and a three-team deal, as they showed, and you get back Bloodsoe and Carmelo Anthony, and your team is Eric Bloodsoe, LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, and Kevin Love, instantaneously you are better and have a fighting chance against the Warriors.
8:07
SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying they're gonna win, but you can beat the Warriors.
8:11
SPEAKER_02: Kyrie Irving is a second fiddle player disguised as the face of a franchise.
8:21
SPEAKER_02: He's not he's not built that way.
8:24
SPEAKER_02: He's not built to win.
8:25
SPEAKER_02: He's never, he doesn't know how to win without LeBron James.
8:27
SPEAKER_02: He's never won without LeBron James.
8:29
SPEAKER_02: He has to go.
8:30
SPEAKER_02: And him wanting to leave is the best thing he can do for that organization.
8:34
SPEAKER_02: Cleveland's an ugly city, and no one wants to play there.
8:38
SPEAKER_02: They're not gonna go.
8:39
SPEAKER_02: Alright, Joe Kinoah.
8:40
SPEAKER_02: They're not gonna go.
8:41
SPEAKER_02: Kyrie Irvin has to go.
8:43
SPEAKER_02: Let's get Bloodsoe and Mello in there.
8:46
SPEAKER_02: Um, Mello is not going to Cleveland because Lala will not allow that.
8:51
SPEAKER_02: What is Lali like he should have to do with anything?
8:54
SPEAKER_02: She's on a hit show called Power, and she's not fucking with Cleveland.
8:58
SPEAKER_02: There's nothing out there for her.
9:00
SPEAKER_02: She's either gonna go to LA.
9:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh, they're not separated?
9:02
SPEAKER_02: Nah, she she took him back.
9:04
SPEAKER_02: So she's either he's either going to LA.
9:07
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to her for telling him it's okay to cheat.
9:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but Carmelo's not black, so he's allowed to cheat.
9:12
SPEAKER_02: So he's either going to LA.
9:14
SPEAKER_02: Black men don't cheat.
9:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
9:16
SPEAKER_02: He he's he's Puerto Rican or something like that.
9:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:18
SPEAKER_02: So he's going to LA or He's at least half black.
9:22
SPEAKER_02: No, but this is the thing.
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SPEAKER_02: When you cheat, you lose your blackness.
9:26
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I think it's just the other side of you cheating.
9:28
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
9:28
SPEAKER_02: That nigga's not good at basketball no more.
9:30
SPEAKER_02: So he lost his card, he lost his card?
9:32
SPEAKER_02: He lost his black card.
9:33
SPEAKER_02: It's over.
9:34
SPEAKER_02: The only way you get it back is you kill a white man.
9:37
SPEAKER_02: Cold blood.
9:38
SPEAKER_02: So Jay-Z's not black.
9:40
SPEAKER_02: Jay-Z Filipino.
9:41
SPEAKER_02: He's not black, he's OJ.
9:43
SPEAKER_02: He's Filipino?
9:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Jay-Z's Filipino.
9:50
SPEAKER_02: Every black man has a big case.
9:51
SPEAKER_02: Sean Carter is every black man has a secondary race.
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SPEAKER_02: And Jay-Z's secondary race was Filipino.
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SPEAKER_02: And he cheated, and now he's a Filipino rapper.
10:00
SPEAKER_02: And that's it.
10:00
SPEAKER_02: What's your second race?
10:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh, so it's 444?
10:04
SPEAKER_02: Yes, that's the number and the special.
10:07
SPEAKER_02: Was my secondary race?
10:09
SPEAKER_02: I haven't discovered mine yet because I haven't had a reason to cheat.
10:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so it's only LA or Houston or New York.
10:17
SPEAKER_02: That's the only places that Carmelo ends up.
10:19
SPEAKER_02: I do agree with you on some of the stuff you were saying about Kyrie Irving.
10:22
SPEAKER_02: Um I'm not a fan of volume scores.
10:24
SPEAKER_02: Like I think Allen Iverson is overrated.
10:27
SPEAKER_02: I think Kobe Bryant is overrated.
10:29
SPEAKER_02: So I can understand your your uh your thoughts on Kyrie, but the whole Cleveland franchise would be better off.
10:36
SPEAKER_02: I don't think anybody's gonna be able to compete with the Warriors, period.
10:39
SPEAKER_02: So like the 76ers, teams like that that are doing the right thing, uh cultivating young talent.
10:44
SPEAKER_02: I think they're in better shape.
10:45
SPEAKER_02: I just think the Cavs are stuck no matter what they do, because LeBron wants to compete, but he's gonna lose to the Warriors regardless.
10:52
SPEAKER_02: So yeah.
10:54
SPEAKER_02: Sports.
10:54
SPEAKER_02: That's the first sports conversation I've had in like 10 years because Zap and the Chubby Don don't watch any sports.
11:01
SPEAKER_02: I like I don't I'm a sports.
11:03
SPEAKER_02: I'm sports here.
11:04
SPEAKER_02: Sports where it's at.
11:05
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so who's the greatest uh quarterback of all time?
11:07
SPEAKER_02: Tom Brady.
11:08
SPEAKER_02: I like this guy.
11:10
SPEAKER_02: I like this guy.
11:11
SPEAKER_02: Tom Brady the greatest of all time, and he's white.
11:14
SPEAKER_02: He's he's white, he's white.
11:16
SPEAKER_02: Nah, he's make America great again.
11:17
SPEAKER_02: He's American, white.
11:18
SPEAKER_02: But like I like like he owns a white.
11:21
SPEAKER_02: Like nasty potato salad, white?
11:22
SPEAKER_02: Nah, bro.
11:23
SPEAKER_02: He's mashed potatoes, turkey, gravy.
11:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he never had avocado.
11:27
SPEAKER_02: You can stay and you can sleep in a you could you need a place to stay white.
11:30
SPEAKER_02: That's how white he is.
11:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
11:32
SPEAKER_02: Make America great.
11:33
SPEAKER_02: So, uh Zap, what do you have to say about sports?
11:37
SPEAKER_02: I like basketball.
11:38
SPEAKER_02: I actually like lacrosse too.
11:41
SPEAKER_02: Name three lacrosse players.
11:42
SPEAKER_02: I like the action of this boy.
11:45
SPEAKER_02: Ricky Cotton Jr.
11:47
SPEAKER_02: I feel like you're making this up.
11:48
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
11:49
SPEAKER_02: Look at uh Google this.
11:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this guy is.
11:51
SPEAKER_02: Ricky Cotton Jr.
11:53
SPEAKER_02: What's this other guy's name?
11:55
SPEAKER_02: That's just Ricky Cotton Jr.
11:57
SPEAKER_02: Ricky Cotton Jr.
11:58
SPEAKER_02: is one of the black lacrosse players.
11:59
SPEAKER_02: You know what his family was doing.
12:01
SPEAKER_02: And you know where they were from.
12:02
SPEAKER_02: I cannot remember the other guy.
12:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, I can't I don't know any white lacrosse players.
12:05
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
12:06
SPEAKER_02: Any lacrosse players.
12:08
SPEAKER_02: I'm actually very impressed.
12:09
SPEAKER_02: Who's the greatest point guard of all time?
12:11
SPEAKER_02: Point guard?
12:12
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
12:13
SPEAKER_02: Uh man, LeBron.
12:17
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
12:18
SPEAKER_02: Maybe yeah.
12:18
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go with Magic Johnson, but okay, LeBron's not a bad uh answer there.
12:22
SPEAKER_02: LeBron's better.
12:23
SPEAKER_02: Alright, who's okay?
12:24
SPEAKER_02: Who's the greatest uh small forward of all time then?
12:26
SPEAKER_02: Small forward.
12:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:27
SPEAKER_02: You gonna give LeBron that one too?
12:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm gonna give LeBron that one too.
12:30
SPEAKER_02: LeBron, LeBron's got locked that one up.
12:32
SPEAKER_02: That's his list.
12:33
SPEAKER_02: I mean it's LeBron.
12:34
SPEAKER_02: Who's the greatest power forward of all time?
12:36
SPEAKER_02: Power forward?
12:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:38
SPEAKER_02: Shit.
12:40
SPEAKER_02: If I can't say LeBron, Tim Duncan, LeBron.
12:43
SPEAKER_02: But LeBron again.
12:44
SPEAKER_02: Greatest center of all time?
12:46
SPEAKER_02: Shaq.
12:47
SPEAKER_02: And then LeBron.
12:48
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I'm gonna have to throw Kareem on the couple.
12:50
SPEAKER_02: Okay, Shaq, Kareem.
12:52
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm just gonna go Kareem.
12:53
SPEAKER_02: Shaq is better.
12:55
SPEAKER_02: Then Kareem Adul Jabbar.
12:56
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
12:57
SPEAKER_02: At what?
12:59
SPEAKER_02: At what?
13:01
SPEAKER_02: At what?
13:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:02
SPEAKER_02: I mean, he's a force.
13:03
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I understand that.
13:04
SPEAKER_02: But he has.
13:06
SPEAKER_02: Like Shaq.
13:06
SPEAKER_02: Shaq can't play in the fourth quarter.
13:08
SPEAKER_02: Shaq doesn't need to play in the fourth quarter.
13:10
SPEAKER_02: Because by then, Shaq's already up so many points he doesn't even have to play anymore.
13:13
SPEAKER_02: Shaq lost to Ben Wallace, who's who's my hype.
13:16
SPEAKER_02: But listen, but listen, Shaq is, well, see, listen, I've met Uncle Shaq before.
13:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh, Uncle Shaq.
13:21
SPEAKER_02: So as a I've met Uncle Shaq.
13:23
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
13:23
SPEAKER_02: I never met this Kareem guy.
13:25
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what.
13:25
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what this was.
13:26
SPEAKER_02: Is that Skyhuck guy?
13:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, listen, I like my sports.
13:29
SPEAKER_02: Unstoppable Shaq.
13:30
SPEAKER_02: My sports knowledge goes goes goes deep.
13:32
SPEAKER_02: And I'm telling you, Dr.
13:35
SPEAKER_02: Shaq, he's a doctor.
13:36
SPEAKER_02: Give him his respect.
13:37
SPEAKER_02: Sheriff Shaq, too.
13:39
SPEAKER_02: Bro, Shaq can.
13:41
SPEAKER_02: Shaq.
13:41
SPEAKER_02: There's nothing Shaq can do.
13:44
SPEAKER_02: Is he also not a G?
13:45
SPEAKER_02: Blue Lives Matter, Shaq.
13:46
SPEAKER_02: There's nothing Shaq can do.
13:48
SPEAKER_02: Blue Lives Matter.
13:51
SPEAKER_02: It's funny, Darren has a lot of athletes in his family.
13:53
SPEAKER_02: And they all like they heard all the Shaq Kobe told him.
13:56
SPEAKER_02: Screaming about basketball?
13:59
SPEAKER_02: Basketball?
14:02
SPEAKER_02: Shaq is unstoppable.
14:03
SPEAKER_02: He's huge.
14:04
SPEAKER_02: Then how did Ben Wallace stop him?
14:06
SPEAKER_02: Ben Wallace didn't stop him.
14:08
SPEAKER_02: He equally just produced.
14:10
SPEAKER_02: You don't stop Shaq.
14:11
SPEAKER_02: You produce equally.
14:13
SPEAKER_02: No, Ben Wallace averaged two points per game.
14:15
SPEAKER_02: Shaq stops himself when he wants to.
14:17
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
14:18
SPEAKER_02: Nah, Kobe stopped him.
14:19
SPEAKER_02: Shaq stops himself.
14:20
SPEAKER_02: Kobe stopped him too.
14:22
SPEAKER_02: Shaq, Shaq's the man.
14:23
SPEAKER_02: Who's the greatest uh shooting guard of all time in the Nashville?
14:26
SPEAKER_02: But I mean that's a foregone conclusion.
14:28
SPEAKER_02: Are you gonna say it's Jordan?
14:29
SPEAKER_02: Well, who else would it be?
14:31
SPEAKER_02: Dwayne Wade.
14:32
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I'm a Dwayne Wade fanatic, and that's that's wrong.
14:35
SPEAKER_02: That is wrong, but Dwayne Wade.
14:37
SPEAKER_02: Nah, Dwayne Wade's a great basketball player.
14:38
SPEAKER_02: Dwayne Wade's three.
14:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's third.
14:40
SPEAKER_02: He's third?
14:41
SPEAKER_02: You putting him behind Kobe?
14:43
SPEAKER_02: I have to.
14:43
SPEAKER_02: I hate Kobe though, but I have to.
14:45
SPEAKER_02: The accolades, man.
14:46
SPEAKER_02: Dwayne Wade has no MVPs.
14:48
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
14:50
SPEAKER_02: Being brought.
14:52
SPEAKER_02: Damn it.
14:53
SPEAKER_02: But you know who does have MVPs?
14:55
SPEAKER_02: Shaq?
14:56
SPEAKER_02: LeBron gang.
14:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, LeBron, but he I don't think he's ever played shooting guard, though.
15:00
SPEAKER_02: Nah, he hasn't, but like if he wanted to, LeBron.
15:02
SPEAKER_02: So LeBron is the greatest player of all time?
15:04
SPEAKER_02: To me, yeah.
15:06
SPEAKER_02: Like Jordan and LeBron are like.
15:09
SPEAKER_02: LeBron can do more than LeBron could do more for a team than Jordan can.
15:13
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
15:14
SPEAKER_02: And then also looking at the time when Jordan played, I'm not gonna say Jordan had it easier in his playoff days, but that's what I'm gonna say.
15:23
SPEAKER_02: What was Jordan's hardest finals?
15:25
SPEAKER_02: He didn't have a hard final.
15:27
SPEAKER_02: The the baby the Jazz?
15:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but he didn't have a hard final.
15:30
SPEAKER_02: So if you if you made it out the east, which he didn't do a lot of the time.
15:33
SPEAKER_02: That's that's my biggest thing.
15:34
SPEAKER_02: Is that you get points for getting knocked out the second round, but you don't get points for making the finals.
15:40
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
15:40
SPEAKER_02: So I'm just looking at it, I'm just like, Jordan was Jordan, like my man's Bron been to eight of these shits.
15:47
SPEAKER_02: He's about to be nine.
15:49
SPEAKER_02: He gonna do ten.
15:50
SPEAKER_02: He gonna do ten.
15:50
SPEAKER_02: LeBron don't stop.
15:52
SPEAKER_02: LeBron don't quit.
15:54
SPEAKER_02: LeBron gets the bag.
15:57
SPEAKER_02: You see how we zeroed zap out of this conversation?
16:00
SPEAKER_02: Like he's been.
16:01
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I was actually having a second conversation.
16:04
SPEAKER_02: I can actually tell you a lot about LeBron.
16:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:06
SPEAKER_02: From endorsements to no hairline to being a great family man, but y'all want to focus on the sports?
16:11
SPEAKER_02: We can focus on the sports.
16:13
SPEAKER_02: First of all, LeBron made T Grizzly a household name.
16:15
SPEAKER_02: That's a powerful dude, man.
16:17
SPEAKER_02: He did?
16:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:18
SPEAKER_02: Because he was dancing to the song?
16:19
SPEAKER_02: At the Rolly store with the Rolly on it.
16:21
SPEAKER_02: I mean, dance to that specific part, but.
16:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I didn't know.
16:24
SPEAKER_02: Well, I knew who T T Grizzly was.
16:26
SPEAKER_02: I know I'm saying who he was before, but you look like you got a little T Grizzly going on here.
16:30
SPEAKER_02: Do I?
16:32
SPEAKER_02: Not at all.
16:32
SPEAKER_02: Not as much.
16:33
SPEAKER_02: Not at all.
16:33
SPEAKER_02: Not as much as you need to, but you got a little something.
16:36
SPEAKER_02: You got a little T Grizzly.
16:37
SPEAKER_02: You have a good face for radio, by the way.
16:39
SPEAKER_02: Just letting you know this.
16:40
SPEAKER_02: I think that's an insult.
16:41
SPEAKER_02: Nah.
16:42
SPEAKER_02: Like radio, there's no camera.
16:45
SPEAKER_02: So what else you got for today?
16:47
SPEAKER_02: You like taxed down.
16:48
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't.
16:50
SPEAKER_02: Everybody at home is like, what's this guy's Instagram?
16:52
SPEAKER_02: Let's find him.
16:53
SPEAKER_02: Nah, man.
16:54
SPEAKER_02: Y'all need to find my Instagram.
16:55
SPEAKER_02: Um, can we talk about R.
16:57
SPEAKER_02: Kelly, please?
16:57
SPEAKER_02: Yes, I see.
16:58
SPEAKER_02: Wow, you just Yes.
16:59
SPEAKER_02: Yes, you just wanna jump, jump straight out of the closet with this one?
17:02
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
17:03
SPEAKER_02: That was a terrible joke.
17:04
SPEAKER_02: Nah, it wasn't.
17:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was.
17:06
SPEAKER_02: R.
17:07
SPEAKER_02: Kelly.
17:08
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
17:08
SPEAKER_02: I hope you're listening.
17:11
SPEAKER_02: We are gonna find these girls and we're gonna liberate them.
17:13
SPEAKER_01: Bring our girls home.
17:14
SPEAKER_02: I'm tidy as shit, R.
17:16
SPEAKER_02: Kelly.
17:16
SPEAKER_02: What you did with Aaliyah was fucked up.
17:17
SPEAKER_02: What did you do with Aaliyah?
17:18
SPEAKER_02: He married her in Cuba when she was 14 years old.
17:21
SPEAKER_02: Did he really?
17:22
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
17:22
SPEAKER_02: You're mad because he's a good judge of talent?
17:24
SPEAKER_02: I don't understand.
17:25
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I'm mad because he can't red shirt.
17:28
SPEAKER_02: If you want to red shirt, you gotta red shirt properly.
17:31
SPEAKER_02: R.
17:31
SPEAKER_02: Kelly's R.
17:32
SPEAKER_02: Kelly's top three greatest RB artists of all time.
17:37
SPEAKER_02: R.
17:37
SPEAKER_02: Kelly's the R.
17:39
SPEAKER_02: Kelly's goat.
17:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but when you I mean to grunt like that about R.
17:42
SPEAKER_02: Kelly.
17:43
SPEAKER_02: Nah, that's alright.
17:44
SPEAKER_02: It's okay.
17:45
SPEAKER_02: But I just think that this guy has a problem in the black community since the boondocks.
17:50
SPEAKER_02: We need to call this nigga out.
17:53
SPEAKER_02: No.
17:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:54
SPEAKER_02: No.
17:55
SPEAKER_02: Why not?
17:56
SPEAKER_02: I believe I could fly.
17:58
SPEAKER_02: But fuck that.
17:59
SPEAKER_02: I believe.
18:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh I can fly.
18:01
SPEAKER_02: Like, that's the thing with like all this nigga has world's great.
18:06
SPEAKER_02: Sex cold.
18:07
SPEAKER_02: I'm messed up.
18:09
SPEAKER_02: You gotta give Kells the pants.
18:12
SPEAKER_02: Telling me no.
18:13
SPEAKER_02: How many times?
18:13
SPEAKER_02: You never have touched the bunker, girl.
18:15
SPEAKER_02: I don't care how many partition remixes this nigga makes.
18:18
SPEAKER_02: Bro.
18:19
SPEAKER_02: Step, step.
18:21
SPEAKER_02: He has made inspirational music.
18:23
SPEAKER_02: This nigga is sex music and he has made cooking out music.
18:27
SPEAKER_02: And he's making all this music to the tune of 13-year-old box.
18:30
SPEAKER_02: Like we gotta stop.
18:32
SPEAKER_02: We all have our vices.
18:34
SPEAKER_02: Question.
18:36
SPEAKER_02: Would you give up all of those hits?
18:38
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
18:39
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
18:39
SPEAKER_02: To get one of these girls we never met.
18:42
SPEAKER_02: All of them back.
18:42
SPEAKER_02: All of them back.
18:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm not.
18:45
SPEAKER_02: The whole trap to the closet series?
18:48
SPEAKER_02: It went viral.
18:49
SPEAKER_02: It's bigger than that.
18:49
SPEAKER_02: It's bigger than that.
18:50
SPEAKER_02: First of all, the black community as a stock, our stock drops when shit like this happens.
18:54
SPEAKER_02: No, it doesn't.
18:54
SPEAKER_02: Yes, it does, man.
18:55
SPEAKER_02: We forget about it in a week.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: No, they've got something else gonna happen.
18:58
SPEAKER_02: People have never been held accountable for anything.
19:01
SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes.
19:02
SPEAKER_02: No, we do.
19:02
SPEAKER_02: Yes, we have to.
19:03
SPEAKER_02: Michael Jackson was dragged through the mud till he died, man.
19:05
SPEAKER_02: So R.
19:05
SPEAKER_02: Kelly either gotta die tomorrow or we gotta let these girls go.
19:07
SPEAKER_02: So which one is it?
19:08
SPEAKER_02: I feel like letting them go is worse than denying.
19:11
SPEAKER_02: Auron not dying.
19:12
SPEAKER_02: For the black community, I mean, since you want to make that.
19:14
SPEAKER_02: Aura's on a sold-out tour.
19:16
SPEAKER_02: Have you seen the way this nigga dresses?
19:18
SPEAKER_02: Immaculate.
19:19
SPEAKER_02: No.
19:19
SPEAKER_02: He's still wearing Jordans and he's 70 years old, man.
19:22
SPEAKER_02: He's 40.
19:23
SPEAKER_02: He's 79.
19:25
SPEAKER_02: Him and Fabulous are damn near the stay there.
19:27
SPEAKER_02: Fab Fab is Fab is up there.
19:29
SPEAKER_02: Fab in his 60s.
19:30
SPEAKER_02: He needs to quit it.
19:31
SPEAKER_02: These niggas is predators, man.
19:33
SPEAKER_02: I hate Fab.
19:34
SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, you don't.
19:34
SPEAKER_02: Not more than me.
19:35
SPEAKER_02: Just gonna say, Fab is one of the worst.
19:38
SPEAKER_02: And I'm not saying this is Fab Baby, of course.
19:40
SPEAKER_02: This is me.
19:40
SPEAKER_02: This is when the Great objectives, because Fab Baby loves Fab.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: Just putting that out there.
19:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:45
SPEAKER_02: You know, Fab Baby need that, need that deal.
19:48
SPEAKER_02: But when the Great hates Fab, he sucks.
19:50
SPEAKER_02: Wait, why do you hate Fab?
19:51
SPEAKER_02: Because I have my reason why I hate Fab.
19:53
SPEAKER_02: Fab is the guy at the playground that asks for one shot.
19:57
SPEAKER_02: That's who he is, and that's what he thought was gonna be.
20:00
SPEAKER_02: Fab is the longer.
20:01
SPEAKER_02: That's what Fab is.
20:02
SPEAKER_02: You know, you know, I used to break down all these rhymes in this book.
20:06
SPEAKER_02: That's Fab.
20:07
SPEAKER_02: You can't say that because he's still coming out with hits.
20:09
SPEAKER_02: This nigga has the longest mid-life crisis ever.
20:12
SPEAKER_02: That's my problem.
20:13
SPEAKER_02: Hits?
20:14
SPEAKER_02: Summertime out one and two.
20:16
SPEAKER_02: Fab's last hit.
20:17
SPEAKER_02: I got the drop time.
20:18
SPEAKER_02: Like, what?
20:19
SPEAKER_02: Last hit wild.
20:20
SPEAKER_02: Wild thoughts.
20:21
SPEAKER_02: Why is a 50-year-old man making a song called Wild Thoughts?
20:25
SPEAKER_02: You shouldn't be saying that he's got it.
20:26
SPEAKER_02: He's not even 50.
20:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's 60, mother.
20:28
SPEAKER_02: Why is he making wild thoughts?
20:32
SPEAKER_02: Why are you defending him?
20:33
SPEAKER_02: Y'all got the same wardrobe?
20:34
SPEAKER_02: Because Darren, Darren is Darren is NWP Fab.
20:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
20:38
SPEAKER_02: Remember that?
20:39
SPEAKER_02: Remember that party at Trez we did?
20:41
SPEAKER_02: Elaborate on that.
20:42
SPEAKER_02: Elaborate.
20:44
SPEAKER_02: I'd rather not.
20:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna take it take the high row on this one.
20:46
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I don't like Fab.
20:48
SPEAKER_02: Take the High Row.
20:49
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
20:49
SPEAKER_02: Take the High Row.
20:50
SPEAKER_02: Alright, so we agree that we don't like Fab, but R.
20:52
SPEAKER_02: Kelly gets a good thing.
20:52
SPEAKER_02: I like Fab.
20:53
SPEAKER_02: R.
20:53
SPEAKER_02: Kelly gets a stay, but Fab gotta go.
20:56
SPEAKER_02: Fab don't Fab don't be what?
20:58
SPEAKER_02: Fab has never pissed on a young lady publicly.
21:00
SPEAKER_02: So then who you taking?
21:02
SPEAKER_02: They're both on the board.
21:02
SPEAKER_02: One of them has to go.
21:04
SPEAKER_02: Who's leaving?
21:06
SPEAKER_02: If you uh For the culture.
21:08
SPEAKER_02: For the That should be easy.
21:10
SPEAKER_02: Fab, you gotta go.
21:12
SPEAKER_02: If you picked R.
21:13
SPEAKER_02: Kelly, you gotta pick a secondary race.
21:15
SPEAKER_02: You you outta here.
21:16
SPEAKER_02: The black delegation gives up, gives you pato.
21:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you gotta go.
21:20
SPEAKER_02: If you chose R.
21:21
SPEAKER_02: Kelly, you gotta go with him.
21:22
SPEAKER_02: If it was a perfect world, they both would have went, but.
21:25
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
21:26
SPEAKER_02: This this aura disrespect has to stop.
21:28
SPEAKER_02: You can't even really, we can't really get rid of Usher either.
21:31
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm going into Usher right now.
21:32
SPEAKER_02: This nigga Usher, man.
21:34
SPEAKER_02: You can't get rid of Usher.
21:35
SPEAKER_02: What did he really do?
21:36
SPEAKER_02: Burn somebody who can he had a song called Let It Burn.
21:39
SPEAKER_02: He was telling y'all supplementally.
21:41
SPEAKER_02: This nigga injected her with it.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: So he knew what he was doing.
21:46
SPEAKER_02: He This wasn't a sexual thing.
21:48
SPEAKER_02: So he doesn't have it?
21:48
SPEAKER_02: No, he definitely got it.
21:50
SPEAKER_02: But the the woman that sued him.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: So he took his blood and ejected it?
21:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:54
SPEAKER_02: So what type of person is that?
21:56
SPEAKER_02: How do you know this?
21:57
SPEAKER_02: Russia has enough hits to say that.
21:58
SPEAKER_02: How do you know this?
22:00
SPEAKER_02: Usher doesn't have enough hits to inject somebody.
22:02
SPEAKER_02: I feel like that's conspiracy theory on Usher's part.
22:05
SPEAKER_02: Like he didn't inject nobody.
22:07
SPEAKER_02: Right.
22:07
SPEAKER_02: Usher took a syringe out of his bathroom.
22:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, come on.
22:11
SPEAKER_02: That's that sounds good.
22:12
SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna lie though.
22:13
SPEAKER_02: If he's giving girls herpes, that's that's regular daggula.
22:16
SPEAKER_02: Your average party promoter.
22:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm not talking about myself, of course.
22:18
SPEAKER_02: Your average party promoter, rapper, I mean, I just said two things that I do, but not me.
22:23
SPEAKER_02: But fucking your average podcast nigga got herpes.
22:27
SPEAKER_02: Like anybody, everybody got everybody got herpes.
22:29
SPEAKER_02: No, it's just herpes.
22:31
SPEAKER_02: It's just Usher and the girl that Usher injected the needle.
22:35
SPEAKER_02: Everybody has herpes.
22:37
SPEAKER_02: I don't think he took a needle to her.
22:38
SPEAKER_02: First of all, herpes came from living in caves.
22:42
SPEAKER_02: Herpes is regular.
22:43
SPEAKER_02: With animals.
22:44
SPEAKER_02: Herpes is regular.
22:45
SPEAKER_02: That's where that came from.
22:46
SPEAKER_02: He also said Kevin Hart cheated on his wife and the biggest.
22:48
SPEAKER_02: We're about to get to that too.
22:49
SPEAKER_02: If you don't have herpes, if you don't have herpes, you're not doing it right.
22:52
SPEAKER_02: I ain't gonna lie.
22:53
SPEAKER_02: If you don't have herpes, on the shade room this week, huh?
22:55
SPEAKER_02: The black stock is lowered because of these niggas, man.
22:58
SPEAKER_02: Because we have herpes?
23:00
SPEAKER_02: We don't.
23:00
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm trying to say.
23:01
SPEAKER_02: Herpes is not our shit.
23:03
SPEAKER_02: We we all everybody has herpes.
23:05
SPEAKER_02: No! If you don't call in right now if you don't have if you have herpes, call in.
23:10
SPEAKER_02: The phones is blowing up.
23:12
SPEAKER_02: Herpes is not a black thing.
23:14
SPEAKER_02: You get that from living with animals.
23:15
SPEAKER_02: We don't live on animals.
23:16
SPEAKER_02: I feel like that's a white thing.
23:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I didn't want to say it, but white people live in caves.
23:19
SPEAKER_02: You're not getting herpes.
23:21
SPEAKER_02: Mansions of caves now?
23:23
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I'm talking about when the world was evil.
23:25
SPEAKER_02: Darren, your nails kind of dirty.
23:27
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
23:28
SPEAKER_02: Kevin Hart.
23:29
SPEAKER_02: Nah, he didn't, he didn't cheat, though.
23:30
SPEAKER_02: Kevin Hart didn't cheat.
23:31
SPEAKER_02: He's still black.
23:33
SPEAKER_02: His secondary race is white.
23:35
SPEAKER_02: But he didn't cheat.
23:36
SPEAKER_02: He is why?
23:38
SPEAKER_02: Because he works out?
23:38
SPEAKER_02: Nah, he didn't cheat.
23:39
SPEAKER_02: Well, no, he's white because he's not funny.
23:41
SPEAKER_02: Kevin Hart is not funny.
23:42
SPEAKER_02: Kevin Hart's not funny.
23:43
SPEAKER_02: Nah, Kevin Hart's not funny.
23:44
SPEAKER_02: Kevin Hart's not funny.
23:46
SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
23:47
SPEAKER_02: First of all, I know a whole bunch of funny white guys.
23:51
SPEAKER_02: Crickets.
23:53
SPEAKER_02: Have you never watched King Queens?
23:56
SPEAKER_02: That's not funny.
23:57
SPEAKER_02: There's a lot of funny white niggas out there.
24:00
SPEAKER_02: Can we say that?
24:01
SPEAKER_02: Paul Blort.
24:02
SPEAKER_02: You chose Paul Blort Mol cop as your representation of funny white.
24:05
SPEAKER_02: Kevin James is not funny.
24:07
SPEAKER_02: Adam Sandler's not funny?
24:09
SPEAKER_02: No.
24:09
SPEAKER_02: That's not your first picture.
24:10
SPEAKER_02: Adam Sandler's not funny at all.
24:12
SPEAKER_02: I love Adam Sandler.
24:13
SPEAKER_02: Will Farrell, though.
24:14
SPEAKER_02: Now you're getting him.
24:14
SPEAKER_02: Will Farrell is funny.
24:16
SPEAKER_02: Look how many white people you had to go through the podcast.
24:18
SPEAKER_02: Jim Carrey is funny.
24:20
SPEAKER_02: Larry the cable guy was funny.
24:21
unknown: Seth Rogan.
24:22
SPEAKER_02: Seth Rogan is funny.
24:23
SPEAKER_02: Seth Rogan is funny.
24:24
SPEAKER_02: He's only funny if you smoke weed.
24:25
SPEAKER_02: If you don't smoke weed, his jokes is not funny.
24:27
SPEAKER_02: White people are funny.
24:29
SPEAKER_02: The nigga from the office.
24:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: Seth McFarlane is funny.
24:32
SPEAKER_02: Steve Carell.
24:33
SPEAKER_02: Look, look how many white, look how many white people you had to go through.
24:37
SPEAKER_02: Robin Williams is funny.
24:38
SPEAKER_02: I still think R R P R.
24:41
SPEAKER_02: Ryan Wood.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: Robin Ryan.
24:45
SPEAKER_02: Put this misty over there.
24:48
SPEAKER_02: So the Ryan Williams that's alive, we're sorry.
24:51
SPEAKER_02: Robin Coca-Chey, hey.
24:55
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna wish Death of Nobody.
24:57
SPEAKER_02: We're trying to get sponsors, man.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: Um Coca-Cola, how's that?
25:00
SPEAKER_02: Coca-Cola is funny.
25:02
SPEAKER_02: So y'all think Kevin Hart is funny.
25:04
SPEAKER_02: I do.
25:04
SPEAKER_02: He's hilarious.
25:06
SPEAKER_02: On a scale to one to Dave Chappelle, where does this nigga land then?
25:10
SPEAKER_02: He's two steps down from Dave Chappelle.
25:12
SPEAKER_02: He's an eight.
25:13
SPEAKER_02: He's an 8.5.
25:14
SPEAKER_02: What?
25:14
SPEAKER_02: He's an 8.5 on some series.
25:16
SPEAKER_02: So he's funnier than Kevin Hart.
25:17
SPEAKER_02: I mean Catwood.
25:19
SPEAKER_02: When he said, yeah, he wasn't even ready, 8.5.
25:22
SPEAKER_02: Nah.
25:22
SPEAKER_02: So he's funnier than Catwood.
25:23
SPEAKER_02: Cat Wig?
25:24
SPEAKER_02: He's funnier than Catwood.
25:25
SPEAKER_02: No, he's not.
25:26
SPEAKER_02: No, he's crazy.
25:26
SPEAKER_02: He's funnier than Cat Williams.
25:29
SPEAKER_02: But the thing about Cat Wiggs, he cursed, he cursed too much.
25:31
SPEAKER_02: There's an art to stand up.
25:32
SPEAKER_02: There's the art to stand up.
25:34
SPEAKER_02: Eddie Murphy cursed all the time.
25:35
SPEAKER_02: And that's why, and that's why he's like.
25:37
SPEAKER_02: Richard Pride said he stuck dick on stage.
25:40
SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
25:41
SPEAKER_02: You cannot, you gotta this when you're a community, like when you study stand up, you either gotta go extreme or or you gotta just go.
25:48
SPEAKER_02: Cat wings went extreme.
25:49
SPEAKER_02: Cat wings went extreme.
25:50
SPEAKER_02: Everybody is safe.
25:52
SPEAKER_02: Just like Drake is safe.
25:53
SPEAKER_02: Safe and equally as funny, if not more funny than some of these guys.
25:57
SPEAKER_02: He's not, he's not, he's not.
25:58
SPEAKER_02: He's talented.
25:58
SPEAKER_02: He works, he works, he has a very good work.
26:00
SPEAKER_02: He's had better specials than Chris Rock, who's a legend.
26:02
SPEAKER_02: And I love Chris Rock's my favorite comedian.
26:05
SPEAKER_02: He has.
26:07
SPEAKER_02: He's had a better special.
26:08
SPEAKER_02: Which one?
26:09
SPEAKER_02: They're all the same shit.
26:11
SPEAKER_02: The second one.
26:12
SPEAKER_02: The best joke he's ever had was the Am I finding human octopus?
26:16
SPEAKER_02: That's the best joke he got.
26:17
SPEAKER_02: The step that's a running thing with his dad.
26:19
SPEAKER_02: That's it, that's it.
26:20
SPEAKER_02: No, that's not the funniest one.
26:23
SPEAKER_02: He made a deer bra a thing.
26:25
SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
26:26
SPEAKER_02: Alright, alright, alright.
26:28
SPEAKER_02: That shit is corn rock, man.
26:29
SPEAKER_02: That's not funny.
26:30
SPEAKER_02: You didn't leave the he said y'all gonna be the theater standing on around and you let me.
26:34
SPEAKER_02: Nigga, no, bro.
26:35
SPEAKER_02: He said his dad walked in the spell, but he he didn't wear no drawers, his dick was just hitting everybody else.
26:40
SPEAKER_02: No.
26:43
SPEAKER_02: He played with the mic.
26:44
SPEAKER_02: That's bad funny, bro.
26:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's really funny.
26:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
26:48
SPEAKER_02: Kevin Hart.
26:49
SPEAKER_02: I can't even top five.
26:51
SPEAKER_02: You're not gonna tell me when he told when his when his dad gave a speech funeral, he was like, uh no man.
26:56
SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna I salute him for working hard.
27:00
SPEAKER_02: He definitely has a good work out there.
27:04
SPEAKER_02: Kevin Hart is funny as fuck.
27:06
SPEAKER_02: Kevin Hart is funny shit.
27:07
SPEAKER_02: But I'm gonna let bygones be bygones unless you have your own.
27:10
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you.
27:11
SPEAKER_02: Fuck Kevin Hart and fuck fabulous.
27:13
SPEAKER_02: What has Kevin Hart done to you?
27:15
SPEAKER_02: And especially with his fab.
27:17
SPEAKER_02: I agree on a fab.
27:18
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
27:19
SPEAKER_02: Fab gotta go.
27:20
SPEAKER_02: Nah.
27:21
SPEAKER_02: Can we get on a uh more serious note for one just one moment?
27:24
SPEAKER_02: I wanna talk about domestic abuse and Chris Brown.
27:30
SPEAKER_02: Now this is going way back to 2000 and whenever.
27:33
SPEAKER_02: But this is my problem.
27:34
SPEAKER_02: I saw a guy post.
27:35
SPEAKER_02: You just met Rihanna, didn't you?
27:36
SPEAKER_02: I saw a guy post about uh nah I didn't.
27:39
SPEAKER_02: I saw a guy post.
27:40
SPEAKER_02: If I met Rihanna, we wouldn't be here right now.
27:42
SPEAKER_02: I saw a guy post.
27:44
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, I just was gonna say I saw a guy post.
27:48
SPEAKER_02: I w I f I was trying to remember his Twitter handle, but you know Stop grabbing me like that.
27:53
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna let me get this though.
27:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
27:55
SPEAKER_02: So I saw a guy post You saw a guy post about Chris Brown and how uh he's a woman beater and every comment was defending him, and they were all women.
28:07
SPEAKER_02: Why do women still stick up for Chris Brown?
28:10
unknown: Talent.
28:11
SPEAKER_02: Is that the same reason R.
28:12
SPEAKER_02: Kelly?
28:14
SPEAKER_02: What was Chris Chris Brown's last big hit record?
28:16
SPEAKER_02: Privacy.
28:17
SPEAKER_02: Which is in rotation right now.
28:18
SPEAKER_02: How does it go?
28:19
SPEAKER_02: Bro, Chris Brown is not a good one.
28:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Chris Brown is always been relevant.
28:24
SPEAKER_02: And if he hasn't, he's been a sex symbol now home.
28:26
SPEAKER_02: And to be honest, you could just even old Chris Brown could still go.
28:29
SPEAKER_02: Chris Brown's too talented to do anything wrong.
28:31
SPEAKER_02: Before this privacy song, what was it?
28:34
SPEAKER_02: The party songs.
28:36
SPEAKER_02: The party songs.
28:37
SPEAKER_02: All of them.
28:38
SPEAKER_02: Isn't he on Key to the Streets?
28:40
SPEAKER_02: Not Key to the Streets.
28:41
SPEAKER_02: What's that Migo song he's on with them?
28:42
SPEAKER_02: Moses.
28:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, bro.
28:44
SPEAKER_02: That's French Fontana song, by the way.
28:46
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
28:46
SPEAKER_02: No.
28:48
SPEAKER_02: Party and privacy.
28:49
SPEAKER_02: He had a whole party tour.
28:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm just gonna say no.
28:52
SPEAKER_02: Just because it's you.
28:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like Chris Brown.
28:56
SPEAKER_02: Go.
28:57
SPEAKER_02: Just like R.
28:58
SPEAKER_02: Kelly, when you make hits, it is sad.
29:02
SPEAKER_02: I ain't heard first of all, Quavo has filled that Chris Brown.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: Nah.
29:07
SPEAKER_02: Chris is better, first of all.
29:10
SPEAKER_02: Wait, who?
29:10
SPEAKER_02: Offset is better.
29:12
SPEAKER_02: No better rapper.
29:13
SPEAKER_02: The one that nobody calls for features?
29:16
SPEAKER_02: Actually, actually offset has been on every album that has come out, offset has been on.
29:20
SPEAKER_02: Offset's been on every album.
29:21
SPEAKER_02: Like what?
29:22
SPEAKER_02: Like he's on a nav album album.
29:24
SPEAKER_02: Nav shouldn't be saying the N-word around anybody, but next.
29:27
SPEAKER_02: He shouldn't.
29:28
SPEAKER_02: But um he's on he's on stuff.
29:30
SPEAKER_02: That's all I could tell you.
29:31
SPEAKER_02: Big Mel?
29:32
SPEAKER_02: He's on Metro Boomin's album.
29:33
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
29:33
SPEAKER_02: This is big.
29:35
SPEAKER_02: Is it?
29:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:35
SPEAKER_02: It is.
29:36
SPEAKER_02: It's not out yet.
29:37
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I mean I mean like you don't you know Quay was on that album, too.
29:40
SPEAKER_02: But offset is still a better album.
29:43
SPEAKER_02: He's not more successful, he's better.
29:45
SPEAKER_02: Adam Boozy was his beat and song.
29:46
SPEAKER_02: He's not more successful, he's better.
29:48
SPEAKER_02: He had the worst verse on that.
29:50
SPEAKER_02: What?
29:50
SPEAKER_02: No, he didn't.
29:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he got outdone by little U.S.
29:53
SPEAKER_02: No, no, he didn't.
29:54
SPEAKER_02: Offset had the best verse.
29:55
SPEAKER_02: No, he didn't.
29:55
SPEAKER_02: He had the hook.
29:56
SPEAKER_02: You're getting blinded by the hook.
29:58
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not.
29:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you are.
30:00
SPEAKER_02: I tell him about come with me.
30:02
SPEAKER_02: I went on the moon lives on them, man.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no.
30:06
SPEAKER_02: Come on.
30:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're not.
30:08
SPEAKER_02: We're not.
30:08
SPEAKER_02: We do the most.
30:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he does.
30:12
SPEAKER_02: These are all open bars, man.
30:14
SPEAKER_02: Like, what does any of that mean?
30:16
SPEAKER_02: Boom, pull.
30:16
SPEAKER_02: Double.
30:22
SPEAKER_02: And a little Uzi bodied him too.
30:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:26
SPEAKER_02: He had the worst verse.
30:27
SPEAKER_02: I've been back at the bow.
30:28
SPEAKER_02: So the fact that we're in sync right now, I'm just gonna say, like, this is uh great synergy.
30:32
SPEAKER_02: I think the chubby duds out here, you know what I mean.
30:35
SPEAKER_02: Uh are we the Migos?
30:37
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, um, so y'all giving Chris Brown a pass too.
30:39
SPEAKER_02: Who's yeah?
30:40
SPEAKER_02: Yo, listen.
30:41
SPEAKER_02: Yes, I'm not no no, I'm not giving it.
30:46
SPEAKER_02: But what has he done?
30:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm not I'm not I'm saying I'm not giving him the pass that Rihanna shit would kind of fucked up.
30:51
SPEAKER_02: First of all, he bit that woman.
30:53
SPEAKER_02: That was five, six, what is what is that now?
30:55
SPEAKER_02: Six years ago?
30:56
SPEAKER_02: So there's a statement.
30:57
SPEAKER_02: There's not a there's not a time limit on it, but she's over it.
31:01
SPEAKER_02: I doubt she's over it.
31:03
SPEAKER_02: Nah, she's over it.
31:04
SPEAKER_02: I've never seen them in the same place.
31:06
SPEAKER_02: Like they don't have to be.
31:07
SPEAKER_02: They have a restraining order.
31:08
SPEAKER_02: But what I'm saying is this guy's a serial abuser.
31:11
SPEAKER_02: He's not a serial, he's he's a target, he's not a great guy.
31:14
SPEAKER_02: I mean, he's I'm not saying Chris Brown is a great guy.
31:16
SPEAKER_02: But I'm saying I'm not saying these things are right and these actions are right, not even having a cult or peeing on people is right.
31:22
SPEAKER_02: But when you have talent, people get blinded by your success.
31:25
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so if this podcast gets a million views, I could kill a baby tomorrow.
31:29
SPEAKER_02: No, it's not enough.
31:30
SPEAKER_02: You don't know you can't kill nobody.
31:32
SPEAKER_02: I just want to know how many views.
31:34
SPEAKER_02: Chris Brown is technically like everybody.
31:36
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to kill a baby personally, but I just want to see how far.
31:38
SPEAKER_02: If this podcast gets a million views, you can go out and punch somebody in the face right now.
31:42
SPEAKER_02: Nah, with no views.
31:44
SPEAKER_02: I need to, I need I need to do that.
31:46
SPEAKER_02: Jay-Z probably can kill a baby and be get away with it.
31:48
SPEAKER_02: Jay Z can kill somebody.
31:49
SPEAKER_02: Not a baby.
31:49
SPEAKER_02: I mean, how successful you gotta be to kill a baby?
31:53
SPEAKER_02: Drake can kill a baby.
31:54
SPEAKER_02: No.
31:54
SPEAKER_02: Drake can't kill a baby.
31:56
SPEAKER_02: No.
31:56
SPEAKER_02: No.
31:57
SPEAKER_02: Drake can't kill a baby.
31:59
SPEAKER_02: Bill Gates can kill a baby.
32:00
SPEAKER_02: Bill Gates can't kill a baby.
32:02
SPEAKER_02: No one can kill a baby.
32:04
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to be that successful.
32:06
SPEAKER_02: There's no level.
32:07
SPEAKER_02: I don't think there's a level like that.
32:08
SPEAKER_02: If Jesus came back.
32:09
SPEAKER_02: You could be successful enough to kill somebody.
32:11
SPEAKER_02: If Jesus came back, he killed a baby.
32:14
SPEAKER_02: Are we rocking with Jesus?
32:16
SPEAKER_02: Jesus?
32:17
SPEAKER_02: He had a reason to kill the baby.
32:18
SPEAKER_02: I ain't never heard none of Jesus' music personally, so I don't really know.
32:21
SPEAKER_02: Nah, but he his feats are incredible.
32:24
SPEAKER_02: He has turned water into wine.
32:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
32:28
SPEAKER_02: When that wine dropped, when that wine dropped, let me tell you, that wine dropped, it was lit.
32:33
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I could turn Hennessy into some dick.
32:38
SPEAKER_02: She Hennessy goes in her?
32:40
SPEAKER_02: Like it's it's a process.
32:41
SPEAKER_02: Hennessy's cheap.
32:43
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
32:43
SPEAKER_02: Okay, this is not about to happen right now.
32:45
SPEAKER_02: There's not gonna be no Hennessy slander.
32:47
SPEAKER_02: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
32:48
SPEAKER_02: Cavoursier.
32:49
SPEAKER_02: Ducey.
32:50
SPEAKER_02: Cavorsier.
32:51
SPEAKER_02: Duce is great when you got the money.
32:53
SPEAKER_02: Cavorsier.
32:54
SPEAKER_02: But Hennessy is overlible.
32:56
SPEAKER_02: No, it's not.
32:56
SPEAKER_02: It is.
32:57
SPEAKER_02: Yes, sir.
32:57
SPEAKER_02: It's the go-to.
32:58
SPEAKER_02: Hennessy's Hennessy's overpriced.
33:00
SPEAKER_02: Henness Hennessy.
33:01
SPEAKER_02: Underproof.
33:02
SPEAKER_02: If you show up to a party with Hennessy.
33:03
SPEAKER_02: Hennessy is the pick and roll.
33:05
SPEAKER_02: You will not be turned down.
33:07
SPEAKER_02: Shit is beeping.
33:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, why do you do things?
33:13
SPEAKER_02: That shit is on my car.
33:15
SPEAKER_02: That's the PlayStation?
33:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:18
SPEAKER_02: Nigga, 2K just going in and out of the thing.
33:20
SPEAKER_02: That shit got a faulty wire, man.
33:23
SPEAKER_02: Why do you why do you touch things?
33:28
SPEAKER_02: No, no, you don't.
33:29
SPEAKER_02: No, you don't.
33:34
SPEAKER_02: This is a great episode today.
33:35
SPEAKER_02: I'm not even done, man.
33:36
SPEAKER_02: I'm just flexing a little bit.
33:39
SPEAKER_02: What's the next topic?
33:40
SPEAKER_02: I don't like getting topics.
33:42
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so you do not agree with Chris Brown's past action.
33:45
SPEAKER_02: I don't agree with none of these dirty niggas past action.
33:48
SPEAKER_02: Okay, and why is that?
33:49
SPEAKER_02: Don't say that, don't say that word, please.
33:51
SPEAKER_02: They bring in the stock.
33:53
SPEAKER_02: I'm like that we were.
33:54
SPEAKER_02: They bring in the stock of the black man down.
33:56
SPEAKER_02: Honestly.
33:58
SPEAKER_02: But talent bees old, so I'm gonna get talented enough to kill all of them.
34:03
SPEAKER_02: You can't bring the black man down.
34:04
SPEAKER_02: I don't think you can ever defeat Chris Brown.
34:07
SPEAKER_02: No.
34:07
SPEAKER_02: No, you might be right about that.
34:09
SPEAKER_02: The black man is the most powerful thing is on the planet.
34:14
SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
34:15
SPEAKER_02: Nah, we we are the angels.
34:17
SPEAKER_02: I mean how powerful talent and like notoriety is.
34:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, y'all niggas just defended R.
34:21
SPEAKER_02: Kelly.
34:22
SPEAKER_02: I've seen a lot.
34:22
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm I'm I'm not even gonna be able to do that.
34:26
SPEAKER_02: That has nothing to do.
34:27
SPEAKER_02: He's talented.
34:27
SPEAKER_02: He's an he's an actor.
34:29
SPEAKER_02: That's white people talking about black people right now.
34:32
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
34:33
SPEAKER_02: We Drake has literally convinced us that he's a black guy.
34:37
SPEAKER_02: Nah, he convinced us.
34:38
SPEAKER_02: Y'all.
34:38
SPEAKER_02: Nah, he convinced us.
34:39
SPEAKER_02: Drake convinced us that he's a black guy.
34:41
SPEAKER_02: Like we have like Drake came in like he came in Jewish white guy.
34:48
SPEAKER_02: Drake's black.
34:49
SPEAKER_02: I mean he is, but his appearance was like soft white guy.
34:53
SPEAKER_02: Now everybody's thinking, mm-hmm.
34:55
SPEAKER_02: Better not mess with no Drake.
34:56
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I never thought Drake was white.
34:58
SPEAKER_02: A lot of PD shit.
34:59
SPEAKER_02: Are you making black synonymous with Hood?
35:04
SPEAKER_02: I clutched my purse and um locked my doors when black people walk by.
35:08
SPEAKER_02: So you got a purse?
35:10
SPEAKER_02: He does have a purse, actually.
35:13
SPEAKER_02: Did you see our pictures from Cali?
35:15
SPEAKER_02: Nah, man.
35:15
SPEAKER_02: You didn't see our pictures from Cali?
35:17
SPEAKER_02: So he has a go yard.
35:18
SPEAKER_02: Because you know me and him went to Cali.
35:19
SPEAKER_02: So because we traveled.
35:22
SPEAKER_02: We went to the B uh BET Awards.
35:23
SPEAKER_02: We went to the BET uh awards and then we was in the we was backstage and like we was on stage too.
35:29
SPEAKER_02: Didn't we have a drop top BMW?
35:30
SPEAKER_02: We was out there and everything too.
35:33
SPEAKER_02: Boy, did we?
35:34
SPEAKER_02: We don't try to bag.
35:35
SPEAKER_01: I'm talking about like the celebrity woman.
35:37
SPEAKER_02: No, we don't we don't try to.
35:39
SPEAKER_02: We walk up.
35:39
SPEAKER_02: When I was walking in there, I was like, I was ready for my there's a pato, it's a pato.
35:44
SPEAKER_02: It's crazy out.
35:45
SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you, man.
35:45
SPEAKER_02: This guy right here is crazy.
35:47
SPEAKER_02: But anyway, when we was in Cali, though.
35:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're talent.
35:51
SPEAKER_02: Uh uh fuck.
35:53
SPEAKER_02: The honey, the whiskey's hitting.
35:55
SPEAKER_02: What was he talking about?
35:55
SPEAKER_02: If you just say Cali two more times, I think it'll come back to you.
35:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so Cali's is lit.
35:59
SPEAKER_02: But fucking, um In Cali?
36:03
SPEAKER_02: I don't think it works like that.
36:04
SPEAKER_02: But anyway.
36:06
SPEAKER_02: What are you talking about?
36:06
SPEAKER_02: What was I trying to tell you?
36:08
SPEAKER_02: How about his murph?
36:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, his purse is in every picture.
36:11
SPEAKER_02: His purse is hitting.
36:12
SPEAKER_02: His purse was a hit.
36:13
SPEAKER_02: So it was a Goyard purse?
36:14
SPEAKER_02: It was green.
36:15
SPEAKER_02: Green's my favorite color, but I don't respect you as a man anymore.
36:18
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be honest with you.
36:19
SPEAKER_02: Mind you, he lost his purse.
36:20
SPEAKER_02: It's a messenger.
36:21
SPEAKER_02: And a nice white lady returned his purse to him.
36:24
SPEAKER_02: You didn't even know it was a guy.
36:26
SPEAKER_02: His name was Tom.
36:27
SPEAKER_02: He worked at the restaurant we ate at.
36:29
SPEAKER_02: We went to restaurants in Cali.
36:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, see.
36:31
SPEAKER_02: I was waiting for that.
36:32
SPEAKER_02: Wait, oh wait, wait.
36:33
SPEAKER_02: There's a California pizza kitchen in New York.
36:35
SPEAKER_02: Did you know about that?
36:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh man, I'm not over the fact that you uh toting the purse.
36:40
SPEAKER_02: It's a messenger bag.
36:41
SPEAKER_02: Like it's honestly a messenger bag.
36:43
SPEAKER_02: What what what messages are you delivering?
36:44
SPEAKER_02: That you can get fucking away.
36:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I got you, bro.
36:50
SPEAKER_02: You can.
36:50
SPEAKER_02: No, but what do you what do you carry in your messenger bag?
36:53
SPEAKER_02: Tell them about them bands.
36:55
SPEAKER_02: Condoms, backstage passes.
36:59
SPEAKER_02: You couldn't just put those in your pocket?
37:01
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I had to distribute them to all the fine arms.
37:03
SPEAKER_02: Why do you have a purse?
37:04
SPEAKER_02: It's a messenger bag.
37:06
SPEAKER_02: The fact of the matter is when we was in Cali.
37:08
SPEAKER_02: Because I don't like to put a lot of stuff in my pocket so they bulge.
37:11
SPEAKER_02: Came out the car before he beat up Safari and saw the purse and went to him.
37:14
SPEAKER_02: He didn't come to me.
37:15
SPEAKER_02: He just went to purse man.
37:17
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
37:17
SPEAKER_02: So the purse is hidden.
37:19
SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
37:20
SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
37:21
SPEAKER_02: These are all true facts.
37:22
SPEAKER_02: When the podcast gets a million views, which you will, because you know the shit lit.
37:26
SPEAKER_02: We all have to do that.
37:28
SPEAKER_02: I like to use because like apparently messenger bags is.
37:31
SPEAKER_02: What happened to a jazz for?
37:33
SPEAKER_02: If I have a purse, I'm being held against my will.
37:36
SPEAKER_02: I want everybody to know that.
37:37
SPEAKER_02: Like I said, since I mean these quote unquote merces, purses, messenger bags are class masculinity.
37:45
SPEAKER_02: Dave East wore one.
37:47
SPEAKER_02: You are not Dave East.
37:49
SPEAKER_02: I'm talking about you.
37:51
SPEAKER_02: So why is it okay that he he go in when I can't?
37:54
SPEAKER_02: I don't know that nigga.
37:54
SPEAKER_02: I know you.
37:56
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
37:56
SPEAKER_02: You're a reflection.
37:58
SPEAKER_02: You think they clowning Dave East for his purse?
37:59
SPEAKER_02: They can't, because he got the money in the group.
38:01
SPEAKER_02: This nigga is on the same platform as me.
38:03
SPEAKER_02: So it's the same thing.
38:05
SPEAKER_02: Pull that wallet out.
38:06
SPEAKER_02: Who gave who a ride today?
38:07
SPEAKER_02: Because my car is in the shop.
38:09
SPEAKER_02: And what do you drive?
38:10
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't matter what I drive.
38:11
SPEAKER_02: Nah, nah, nah, nah.
38:12
SPEAKER_02: Let him know.
38:12
SPEAKER_02: Because we're gonna expose you for the money, man.
38:14
SPEAKER_02: What are you doing?
38:15
SPEAKER_02: They're gonna be like, what are you drive?
38:17
SPEAKER_02: I drive a old ass Mercedes-Benz.
38:19
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
38:20
SPEAKER_02: What year?
38:21
SPEAKER_02: 2003.
38:22
SPEAKER_02: It's not that old.
38:23
SPEAKER_02: That's not bad at all.
38:25
SPEAKER_02: It's so new you can't update the computer.
38:27
SPEAKER_02: Come on, stop.
38:28
SPEAKER_02: How do you get that?
38:29
SPEAKER_02: Stop.
38:30
SPEAKER_02: Hey, listen, that purse is a hit.
38:32
SPEAKER_02: Maybe you should get a purse.
38:33
SPEAKER_02: If you see me in a purse, I'm being held against my will.
38:37
SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you that the purse is a hit.
38:41
SPEAKER_02: Do you have a purse?
38:42
SPEAKER_02: Do I have a purse?
38:42
SPEAKER_02: Not a person.
38:43
SPEAKER_02: I personally not my thing.
38:45
SPEAKER_02: I didn't do it.
38:49
SPEAKER_02: Listen, if anybody anybody that knows fat when fat knows that I support my shame.
38:55
SPEAKER_02: No, I understand that.
38:56
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
38:57
SPEAKER_02: Why do you not have a purse?
38:58
SPEAKER_02: I just need you to answer that question.
38:59
SPEAKER_02: Maybe I haven't achieved.
39:01
SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'm not there yet.
39:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm not at that level of fly.
39:03
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I'll ever get there.
39:05
SPEAKER_02: Maybe won't, but like my guy is, and so he got his purse.
39:08
SPEAKER_02: I think it's just because you're an adult male and a purse is not an acceptable session.
39:12
SPEAKER_02: Hey, listen, all I all I could tell you is that the purse is a hit.
39:16
SPEAKER_02: Like, would you would you consider like who you could would you consider Zapato a hit with the ladies?
39:22
SPEAKER_02: Um I guess, yeah.
39:24
SPEAKER_02: I think he's a he's a bitch aficionado.
39:27
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
39:28
SPEAKER_02: The Prince of Punani.
39:29
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
39:30
SPEAKER_02: The herald of Hoochies.
39:31
SPEAKER_02: I really I need friends like the King of Coon.
39:34
SPEAKER_02: I I hate that word.
39:36
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
39:37
SPEAKER_02: He's he's he's he's doing it with the purse on.
39:40
SPEAKER_02: So it's the purse.
39:41
SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying it's the purse.
39:43
SPEAKER_02: The purse is not him, he's the purse.
39:45
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
39:46
SPEAKER_02: It's just an accessory, to be honest.
39:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, gay one.
39:49
SPEAKER_02: You make it, you make it not gay.
39:50
SPEAKER_02: The thing is, I'm comfortable with my sexuality, so it doesn't matter.
39:54
SPEAKER_02: I am.
39:55
SPEAKER_02: Alright, man.
39:55
SPEAKER_02: I'm cool.
39:56
SPEAKER_02: I'm cool, bro.
39:57
SPEAKER_02: Okay, that's fine.
39:58
SPEAKER_02: I know gay guys.
39:59
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
39:59
SPEAKER_02: I ain't I mean, I'm not their friend, but I'm I know.
40:02
SPEAKER_02: You're not their friend, bro.
40:03
SPEAKER_02: I just I just I just never formed that deep relation with them.
40:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm cool with them, though.
40:06
SPEAKER_02: Like, like literally, like literally half the females that I date have gay best friends.
40:10
SPEAKER_02: I don't be like, you don't bring your nigga to nigga friend to the party.
40:14
SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna lie, I'm paused in the most paused way possible.
40:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm a hit with gay people.
40:19
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
40:20
SPEAKER_02: That's actually a very good skill to have right now.
40:22
SPEAKER_02: I'm a hit with gay people.
40:23
SPEAKER_02: Me and gay people, we we vibe out.
40:25
SPEAKER_02: I fucks with the LGBTQW community.
40:28
SPEAKER_02: That's my shit.
40:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna I'm gonna turn this podcast around and have a lot of their representation on here.
40:33
SPEAKER_02: Because I think we should we've given them a bad rap on this podcast.
40:37
SPEAKER_02: Not me personally, and I don't want to point any fingers at that, but Whoa, whoa, whoa.
40:41
SPEAKER_02: It's definitely chubbs.
40:44
SPEAKER_02: If you hate gay people, you're gay.
40:46
SPEAKER_02: You coined the term nigga bitch.
40:48
SPEAKER_02: That's different though.
40:49
SPEAKER_02: Nah, it's not.
40:50
SPEAKER_02: It was it wasn't even like when wants to know what a nigga bitch is.
40:54
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't even like a transvestite.
40:56
SPEAKER_02: That wasn't like Oh, really?
40:57
SPEAKER_02: It's a nigga, it's just a nigga bitch.
41:00
SPEAKER_02: It's a it's it's a masculine ass female.
41:03
SPEAKER_02: Oh, so they're they're women.
41:05
SPEAKER_02: They nigga.
41:06
SPEAKER_02: All right, they nigga bitches.
41:08
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to dig you a bigger hole, but um, I have some very uh I I want to do a quick interview.
41:13
SPEAKER_02: I forgot where I got the term nigga bitch from.
41:15
SPEAKER_02: It's it was it was from a show.
41:17
SPEAKER_02: Can you explain to me this whole fat baby slash win the gray thing?
41:22
SPEAKER_02: I think our viewers would uh really respect the insight.
41:25
SPEAKER_02: As his manager, um Oh no, you really his manager?
41:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for real.
41:28
SPEAKER_02: Really?
41:28
SPEAKER_02: Like there's paperwork?
41:30
SPEAKER_02: For real.
41:31
SPEAKER_02: Is there paperwork?
41:32
SPEAKER_02: Shine and blood.
41:34
SPEAKER_02: For real.
41:34
SPEAKER_02: It's a thing.
41:35
SPEAKER_02: Is there paperwork?
41:36
SPEAKER_02: Is bro, there's as much manager as you have a beard.
41:40
SPEAKER_02: Is there paperwork?
41:42
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
41:44
SPEAKER_02: Everything's electronic now, though.
41:45
SPEAKER_02: Okay, alright, cool.
41:46
SPEAKER_02: And I would I would actually like him to answer the question I asked him, not you.
41:50
SPEAKER_02: Do you have clearance to answer all these questions?
41:52
SPEAKER_02: Rhea light you appear.
41:54
SPEAKER_02: Rhea, if you're out there.
41:56
SPEAKER_02: I love you.
41:57
SPEAKER_02: Um But nah, let me I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you like I've gone through a litany of uh of moments in my life when I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do.
42:13
SPEAKER_02: So I started off.
42:15
SPEAKER_02: Uh I've been rapping since high school.
42:17
SPEAKER_02: I was I used to be a I used to be a battle rapper in high school.
42:20
SPEAKER_02: I was a battle rap kind of guy.
42:21
SPEAKER_02: I was really fat, so people used to make fun of me, but I could always rap, so I was funny.
42:24
SPEAKER_02: Wait, so you were a fat battle rapper?
42:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's there's a lot of there's actually a lot of fat.
42:28
SPEAKER_02: Like all my diss tracks have been deleted that I made, but there's a lot of diss tracks towards me in high school that I could like pull up for you, and I would do that.
42:36
SPEAKER_02: Do you listen to battle rap?
42:38
SPEAKER_02: I you know, like when we was in high school, you know, when we time when we was in high school, battle rap was was the shit.
42:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, all the all the good battle rappers are fat.
42:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so like, you know, I would I I was like, I was into it.
42:48
SPEAKER_02: I'm not really that into it because I just whatever, but during that time, you know, I used to defend my people used to make fun of me, you know they used to call me fat, whatever.
42:54
SPEAKER_02: So my rap name when I first started was Big Winnie, then I was WS Pimpalicious, then Lil Pimpy, and then um fucking uh and then you know I was just Big Win, and then I came to college and I was still Big Win.
43:06
SPEAKER_02: Then I went to- What college?
43:07
SPEAKER_02: St.
43:08
SPEAKER_02: John's.
43:08
SPEAKER_02: I went shout out St.
43:09
SPEAKER_02: John's, you know, whatever.
43:10
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
43:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, money, I'm gonna get that to you.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: Um Win Dynasty came shortly after that, you know.
43:17
SPEAKER_02: And then after that, uh my friend Josh told me to become Win the Great.
43:20
SPEAKER_02: And then, but around my junior years, you know, I spent I got into the whole promotion thing and then NWP and all that shit, whatever.
43:27
SPEAKER_02: And I got away from the music and became, you know, the that bag.
43:30
SPEAKER_02: Yes, chased that bag.
43:32
SPEAKER_02: You know, so making that money, being winning the great was doing my thing.
43:36
SPEAKER_02: And then I was actually sitting in the car with Darren one day, and I was playing all my old shit that I had, like all my old records and whatever.
43:43
SPEAKER_02: And Darren was like, you know, you should fucking go back and make uh um you should go back to making music.
43:49
SPEAKER_02: Like, your shit's pretty good.
43:50
SPEAKER_02: Like you could actually do something.
43:51
SPEAKER_02: So I was like, alright, you know, I don't really care what Darren says all the time.
43:55
SPEAKER_02: I ain't gonna lie.
43:56
SPEAKER_02: So I was like, alright, Darren chatting, you know, Darren just being Darren right here.
44:00
SPEAKER_02: Being supportive?
44:01
SPEAKER_02: I said, Vat, you so lazy right now.
44:04
SPEAKER_02: What did you do?
44:04
SPEAKER_02: I wish I wish this was on video.
44:06
SPEAKER_02: But we do this every week.
44:08
SPEAKER_02: But anyway, I was uh I was I was getting high.
44:10
SPEAKER_02: I was high as shit with my man's one day.
44:12
SPEAKER_02: Off of what?
44:12
SPEAKER_02: Off the weed.
44:13
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
44:14
SPEAKER_02: A lot of it was making sure.
44:16
SPEAKER_02: So I was telling him, I was like, yo, you know it'd be dumb funny if I just like made a fucking album with like a whole new nigga and then tell him nobody was me and just dropped it.
44:24
SPEAKER_02: And just like, yeah, I manage this nigga now.
44:26
SPEAKER_02: Right?
44:26
SPEAKER_02: Because I manage like another artist too.
44:28
SPEAKER_02: So fucking he was like, nah, that shit would be dumb funny, like if we actually did it.
44:33
SPEAKER_02: So I went to the show and I was and I just was rapping.
44:36
SPEAKER_02: I just said fat.
44:36
SPEAKER_02: I don't know how it's like fat baby, and it's it, and it was just lit.
44:40
SPEAKER_02: And then I did my first song, Fat Baby, is a song called Not Shit.
44:44
SPEAKER_02: And then I basically based the whole album around my experiences of growing up and trying to, you know, just deal with motherfuckers making fun of me for being fat and like now, you know, doing the party and getting money, I get all the bitches.
44:56
SPEAKER_02: I look semi good.
44:58
SPEAKER_02: I to me at least.
44:59
SPEAKER_02: I don't care what y'all think.
45:00
SPEAKER_02: I don't even want to hear what you think anymore about my looks.
45:02
SPEAKER_02: But um I mean self-confidence is a problem too.
45:07
SPEAKER_02: I thought I think I I think I look alright.
45:09
SPEAKER_02: For the people that don't know who fat baby is or who when the grade is, he's currently not fat anymore.
45:15
SPEAKER_02: Not fat.
45:16
SPEAKER_02: I was 244 pounds at my peak.
45:20
SPEAKER_02: And I was about 5'5 when I was that weight.
45:23
SPEAKER_02: With spectacles.
45:24
SPEAKER_02: With glasses.
45:25
SPEAKER_02: I was a ball.
45:25
SPEAKER_02: Like I was literally a he was literally he was literally Cleveland Jr.
45:28
SPEAKER_02: I was literally Cleveland Jr.
45:30
SPEAKER_02: That's alright.
45:30
SPEAKER_02: And so now bitches, how many bitches per week?
45:33
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I didn't lose my virginity till going the beginning of like my sophomore year of college.
45:37
SPEAKER_02: Alright, so you were at negative three bitches per week?
45:39
SPEAKER_02: I was at I was negative bitches.
45:41
SPEAKER_02: And now, you know, uh we can we can edit this, but my body count is out the roof now.
45:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go crazy.
45:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna trying to trying to get to like 25 for the year if I can.
45:51
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
45:51
SPEAKER_02: You know, we're gonna try that.
45:52
SPEAKER_02: Uh party promoter hit hitting off the party.
45:56
SPEAKER_02: I plead the fifth.
45:57
SPEAKER_02: I've been called dirty once or twice, you know what I'm saying?
45:59
SPEAKER_02: By large women or her?
46:01
SPEAKER_02: Nah, nah.
46:02
SPEAKER_02: I don't like big girls.
46:03
SPEAKER_02: This is the one-time thing.
46:05
SPEAKER_02: I did not like it.
46:07
SPEAKER_02: It was a situation involving a big girl.
46:09
SPEAKER_02: It was a situation with big getting with the skinny girl called him.
46:12
SPEAKER_02: What is wrong with big girls?
46:14
SPEAKER_02: Nothing's wrong with big girls at all.
46:15
SPEAKER_02: Because let me just watch porn.
46:18
SPEAKER_02: I watch BBW.
46:19
SPEAKER_02: That's low-key the best porn.
46:20
SPEAKER_02: BBW porn is lit.
46:22
SPEAKER_02: I am attracted.
46:22
SPEAKER_02: My whole my all the women in my family is big.
46:25
SPEAKER_02: Let me just get that out there.
46:26
SPEAKER_02: So don't tell me, oh, your mom.
46:27
SPEAKER_02: My mom is fat.
46:28
SPEAKER_02: We know.
46:28
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I don't care what you guys think.
46:30
SPEAKER_02: My mom's fat.
46:31
SPEAKER_02: But I was one time I was caught with a big girl.
46:34
SPEAKER_02: And you know, it was a rumor about fat girl head.
46:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
46:38
SPEAKER_02: It's not a rumor.
46:39
SPEAKER_02: It's lit.
46:40
SPEAKER_02: It's not.
46:40
SPEAKER_02: It's a fact.
46:41
SPEAKER_02: I've only had I've had I've had fat girl head once.
46:44
SPEAKER_02: It's a fact.
46:44
SPEAKER_02: It's a fact.
46:45
SPEAKER_02: It's a fact.
46:46
SPEAKER_02: It's a fact.
46:47
SPEAKER_02: With an extra teeth.
46:48
SPEAKER_02: So I wanted some fat girl head or whatever.
46:49
SPEAKER_02: And then this I hope this doesn't go out, but whatever.
46:52
SPEAKER_02: This is gonna give me trouble.
46:53
SPEAKER_02: Fucking.
46:53
SPEAKER_02: But no such thing as trouble.
46:54
SPEAKER_02: It's a podcast, man.
46:55
SPEAKER_02: Besides the point, whatever.
46:57
SPEAKER_02: So yeah.
46:59
SPEAKER_02: You took an oath.
46:59
SPEAKER_02: You gotta tell the truth.
47:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I try, I tried, I tried to get my dick said about fat girl and it didn't work out.
47:05
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
47:06
SPEAKER_02: Wait, she turned you down?
47:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:08
SPEAKER_02: Did you and told her friend about it?
47:11
SPEAKER_02: Did you like try to wine and dine her a little bit?
47:14
SPEAKER_02: Did you treat her as a person?
47:15
SPEAKER_02: No, no.
47:15
SPEAKER_02: Nah.
47:16
SPEAKER_02: But bro.
47:17
SPEAKER_02: It was her birthday.
47:19
SPEAKER_02: Every Tuesday, you could come get a hookah.
47:20
SPEAKER_02: I've been ordered.
47:22
SPEAKER_02: You could come get a drink.
47:23
SPEAKER_02: If anything outside of hookah and drink, you've overstage your birthday.
47:26
SPEAKER_02: You might not even get a seat.
47:27
SPEAKER_02: Look, okay, this is I just want to break it down just a little bit.
47:30
SPEAKER_02: I'm not a uh the actual fat guy murderer in here.
47:33
SPEAKER_02: I mean fat guy, fat woman murderer in here.
47:35
SPEAKER_02: Hey, yeah, you can't do it.
47:38
SPEAKER_02: It's actually uh uh General Reynolds over here.
47:40
SPEAKER_02: This guy is the fat woman connoisseur, but he can probably attest to this.
47:44
SPEAKER_02: Um most you be licking mayonnaise off them?
47:46
SPEAKER_02: Uh I I he could attest to this.
47:48
SPEAKER_02: I didn't say me.
47:49
SPEAKER_02: I don't have that many fat girls under my belt.
47:51
SPEAKER_02: I don't have any.
47:53
SPEAKER_02: This this is the thing.
47:54
SPEAKER_02: They they're not skinny.
47:55
SPEAKER_02: They're not used to the the attention from dudes, so it's easy.
48:00
SPEAKER_02: My you gotta my dad has told me that listen, if you ever just drive sometimes, get you a get you a fat.
48:06
SPEAKER_02: It's a thing, get you a fet.
48:07
SPEAKER_02: But you gotta kind of like treat them a little bit better than you would treat the regular girl.
48:12
SPEAKER_02: I only treat the I think you you gotta ask as a after let me just finish the fat shit and then the potential gonna tell you about these regular girls, because I'm I make regular girls pay.
48:22
SPEAKER_02: He yeah, I I've been I've been trying to make him a meaner nigga, and then and in the process, I've been like, yo, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be myself a meaning nigga.
48:31
SPEAKER_02: I don't like to do shit for girls, and I don't like that much.
48:35
SPEAKER_02: But do you think that comes from the fact that when you were in high school they played me?
48:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you take me to the city.
48:41
SPEAKER_02: So you getting so nah it's a dub.
48:42
SPEAKER_02: Now I don't want me now.
48:43
SPEAKER_02: Why are you taking it out on all the women though?
48:46
SPEAKER_02: Because Lynn, let me tell you.
48:49
SPEAKER_02: Don't give me let me tell you about these women, man.
48:51
SPEAKER_02: These women, they lie.
48:52
SPEAKER_02: They trifling.
48:53
SPEAKER_02: And they trifling.
48:54
SPEAKER_02: I understand.
48:55
SPEAKER_02: And as much as you they gonna tell you, they gonna tell you.
48:58
SPEAKER_02: They gonna tell you that niggas ain't shit.
49:01
SPEAKER_02: And we are not.
49:02
SPEAKER_02: But for every nigga that ain't shit, there's five and a half bitches and a half is a big john who got her shit together.
49:11
SPEAKER_02: So let me tell you.
49:13
SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you.
49:14
SPEAKER_02: Like the thing is we can talk about this topic all the time, but what makes I feel like what makes women bad, they go after what they see, not even knowing a person.
49:23
SPEAKER_02: Granted, we do that when we look at women or whatever.
49:26
SPEAKER_02: But okay, what I'm saying, you see, you see a woman, you're not gonna be with her just because she's like attractive.
49:32
SPEAKER_02: Yes, you are.
49:32
SPEAKER_02: That's a lot of we know, we know, we know people like that.
49:36
SPEAKER_02: First of all, you are like that, nigga.
49:37
SPEAKER_02: You're right.
49:38
SPEAKER_02: You're right.
49:39
SPEAKER_02: Jesus, R.I.P.
49:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
49:41
SPEAKER_02: R.I.P.
49:42
SPEAKER_02: I'm not like that.
49:42
SPEAKER_02: I'd I'd stop talking to bitches all the time.
49:44
SPEAKER_02: Let's let's not do that and group me into those weak-minded nigga group.
49:47
SPEAKER_02: Um So I guess it's a 50 and 50, but like I don't I think it's worse for women because they do put like like the possession thing.
50:00
SPEAKER_02: Like, I only want to nigga if you have this, have this, have this.
50:03
SPEAKER_02: Like, if it was all like facial, like, oh, I like a guy for his abs or his body or sexually stuff.
50:11
SPEAKER_02: That's I feel I personally feel that's a little different.
50:13
SPEAKER_02: There's not an ab in this room.
50:14
SPEAKER_02: No, there's a there's an ab rocket in the um in the other room.
50:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what do you want to start now next summer?
50:21
SPEAKER_02: But there's no abs in this room.
50:22
SPEAKER_02: But now you you know what's crazy though.
50:25
SPEAKER_02: I the thing the thing about it is with like uh doing the whole two people thing, being a lot of people like fat baby way more than they like when.
50:34
SPEAKER_02: Okay, is it a is it a trigger?
50:35
SPEAKER_02: Like, is it a you have to be high or drunk to become one?
50:37
SPEAKER_02: Or is it?
50:38
SPEAKER_02: Nah, nah, nah.
50:39
SPEAKER_02: Fat baby.
50:40
SPEAKER_02: Fat baby's when I'm at my peak of my confidence, you know what I mean?
50:43
SPEAKER_02: Like that's when I'm that's when I'm really feeling like I'll become Fat Baby when I'm feeling confident, and then you know, Fat Baby's the guy that you know I fat baby's nice to the to the girls, and fat baby's nice to everybody, and you know, I appreciate everybody that listens to the music, and you know, I've got more stuff coming out soon.
50:57
SPEAKER_02: So that's when is the ass home?
50:58
SPEAKER_02: But when is an ass?
50:59
SPEAKER_02: You know what's crazy.
51:00
SPEAKER_02: Hollywood when you can never say in the S NSS.
51:03
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, when is it when is the when is the when is it when is a dirty nigga?
51:06
SPEAKER_02: All right.
51:07
SPEAKER_02: I'll admit it.
51:07
SPEAKER_02: When is a dirty nigga?
51:08
SPEAKER_02: But when is not a dirty nigga because he wants to be or he likes it?
51:12
SPEAKER_02: When is a dirty nigga by by environment?
51:14
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
51:15
SPEAKER_02: Pain So on the music tip, how um how would you describe your rapping style?
51:20
SPEAKER_02: You think I rap zap?
51:23
SPEAKER_02: Think it's more of uh melody.
51:25
SPEAKER_02: It's a mess.
51:26
SPEAKER_02: It's a melodic, some melodic.
51:27
SPEAKER_02: It's the Travis Scott Young Thug then.
51:29
SPEAKER_02: I I like I wanna I like melodic experience.
51:32
SPEAKER_02: I like to make it, I like the sound to make a feeling.
51:36
SPEAKER_02: So I wanna.
51:37
SPEAKER_02: My friend describes it as crying.
51:39
SPEAKER_02: He calls my rap style.
51:41
SPEAKER_02: He says you're crying.
51:42
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so you're not gonna bar me to death, you're gonna emotional.
51:44
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I don't want to bar.
51:44
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to I I don't even want to get it.
51:46
SPEAKER_02: It's not even emotional, it's just like like like when Wayne used to cry, is his favorite rapper by the way.
51:53
SPEAKER_02: That's my guy right here.
51:55
SPEAKER_02: What year were you born?
51:57
SPEAKER_02: Five, ninety-five.
51:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
51:58
SPEAKER_02: All right.
51:59
SPEAKER_02: Make a lot of sense.
52:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, nigga Wayne.
52:01
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to Lil Wayne, though.
52:03
SPEAKER_02: You don't need to rap no more, though.
52:04
SPEAKER_02: You good on everything.
52:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm good on the city.
52:08
SPEAKER_02: I'm good with what I got, though.
52:09
SPEAKER_02: I fucked with Wayne heavy.
52:10
SPEAKER_02: Top 20 all the time.
52:11
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, man.
52:12
SPEAKER_02: You know, and the thing is, like, that like the music shit, man, and then like this promoting shit, man, you find you see a lot of stuff, and it's and it's good because you get to have a platform to speak about.
52:24
SPEAKER_02: So you guys got the podcast where you can actually just voice these opinions.
52:28
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
52:29
SPEAKER_02: And then it's like you got other niggas like myself and people who just don't know not gonna do that, who can you listen to music to do it, or or you can make music to do it, and whatever it is you do to get what you want to say about it.
52:42
SPEAKER_02: Because you're like, well, all no bitches ain't shit, and we could all say it a different way.
52:46
SPEAKER_02: But until you have a prime example without sounding like kind of a hurt nigga or like you can be a hurt nigga.
52:52
SPEAKER_02: I mean, yeah, it's cool.
52:54
SPEAKER_02: I think everybody should just be themselves.
52:57
SPEAKER_02: Not no more though.
52:58
SPEAKER_02: You ain't need money.
52:59
SPEAKER_02: But the thing is, like, going back to like parties is a great experience because I can meet a girl, whatever.
53:08
SPEAKER_02: You think you're gonna meet your wife at a party?
53:09
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
53:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm saying I can I mean that's okay if you think that.
53:12
SPEAKER_02: I've never said it's not a possibility, but I'm saying I can meet a girl.
53:16
SPEAKER_02: She has no idea I throw parties, whatever, like that.
53:19
SPEAKER_02: Just straight curve, straight curve.
53:21
SPEAKER_02: It's then it's happened.
53:22
SPEAKER_02: Straight curve, straight curve.
53:23
SPEAKER_02: She's coming to one of the parties, seen me in this section, and it's like, oh, so you're gonna act brand new like he wasn't trying to talk to me.
53:30
SPEAKER_02: Like you wasn't trying to talk to me like when I was just when you thought I was just an average Joe.
53:35
SPEAKER_02: So then when do you when do you spit on them?
53:37
SPEAKER_02: Like, when he goes to the summer gym stage and takes a picture next to Callon, that's when he spits on him.
53:43
SPEAKER_02: Cause he's fucking lit.
53:44
SPEAKER_02: That did happen.
53:45
SPEAKER_02: But um it's it's just like at that point, like I feel like the girls I usually fuck with are the girls that off-rip fuck with me.
53:54
SPEAKER_02: That's what I feel like you should do.
53:56
SPEAKER_02: But those girls, like it sounds a little bit malicious, like, but those girls that kind of dub me at first and they see the actual grand scheme of things and how I'm project like I'm propelling forward.
54:09
SPEAKER_02: I kind of like to play with those girls a little bit.
54:12
SPEAKER_02: Since you since you dubbed me at first, I'm gonna play with your emotions a little bit, get what I want.
54:16
SPEAKER_02: It's called spite, man.
54:17
SPEAKER_02: Don't do things out of spite.
54:19
SPEAKER_02: It's but it's but I at the same time I I let them know that I really don't want a relationship or anything like that.
54:25
SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah, that's the right way.
54:26
SPEAKER_02: So I'm saying, like, there's been girls where I treated nice, they haven't appreciated pre like been appreciative, dub whatever, then come back.
54:37
SPEAKER_02: Those are the girls.
54:37
SPEAKER_02: I feel like you're not supposed to be karma, but they get what they deserve.
54:42
SPEAKER_02: This is what we're gonna do.
54:43
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna get some scorned women up here to debate you.
54:48
SPEAKER_02: The thing is, the thing is just every bitch is just hurt.
54:51
SPEAKER_02: Everybody just does just I'm hurt.
54:53
SPEAKER_02: I want the most hurt one on this podcast.
54:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I can go with it.
54:56
SPEAKER_02: I want the most hurt one.
54:59
SPEAKER_02: No.
55:01
SPEAKER_02: I want to look into her eyes when she tells me niggas ain't shit.
55:04
SPEAKER_02: But you know what the thing is though?
55:05
SPEAKER_02: I like being dubbed.
55:06
SPEAKER_02: And the thing is, like I like being dubbed though.
55:09
SPEAKER_02: And the thing is why it does.
55:11
SPEAKER_02: I used to be so like not even approach nobody.
55:15
SPEAKER_02: You can't tell me nothing, you can't hurt my feelings too crazy.
55:18
SPEAKER_02: Rejection is the fun part now.
55:19
SPEAKER_02: And the thing is, like, level up.
55:22
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm saying.
55:22
SPEAKER_02: Like, the thing is now, like, you get rejected or whatever.
55:25
SPEAKER_02: You don't get you get rejected regardless if you don't say nothing.
55:28
SPEAKER_02: So at least shoot your shot.
55:29
SPEAKER_02: I feel like that's my mentality.
55:30
SPEAKER_02: Just shoot your shot, and if it don't go in, like, they'll see you around.
55:34
SPEAKER_02: What are you looking for?
55:37
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I'm looking for about a five, seven, eight black young woman.
55:45
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're talking about height.
55:46
SPEAKER_02: I was I thought he was talking about like the number of things.
55:48
SPEAKER_02: You talking you want a five-five tattooing thighs, heels on, she's trying to look you in the eyes.
55:52
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what's going on.
55:54
SPEAKER_02: That's a win song.
55:55
SPEAKER_02: I mean a fat song, sorry.
55:56
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I was like, five, five, seven, five, eight-ish kind of tall, so I wanted my kids to be tall.
56:05
SPEAKER_02: Nice body, but also extreme I think it's it's sad to say.
56:12
SPEAKER_02: I think I want a bottle girl that's very wholesome.
56:16
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
56:16
SPEAKER_02: Cut his mic.
56:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh, could you could you buy ancient sidness to Rhea after this thing?
56:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, go ahead.
56:23
SPEAKER_02: I need a I need like a five, eight, uh, dark skin genre who happens to be best friends with a girl named Tati.
56:31
SPEAKER_02: If that, if if any girl that fits that description is out there.
56:34
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
56:35
SPEAKER_02: I just I just need you to say it's one more time.
56:37
SPEAKER_02: That's very specific, but I hope I think it's gonna work out for you.
56:40
SPEAKER_02: I like let me say, I'll say one more time.
56:42
SPEAKER_02: I just I need a five, eight, dark skin.
56:45
SPEAKER_02: It's like five six.
56:46
SPEAKER_02: Five six, dark-skinned girl with butt who might happen to be friends with a girl named Tati.
56:52
SPEAKER_02: If you are out there and you fit that description, uh, holler at me, win the great.
56:56
SPEAKER_02: That makes a lot of sense.
56:58
SPEAKER_02: All right.
56:58
SPEAKER_02: So the shot has been heard around the world.
57:01
SPEAKER_02: Um it'll be returned to sender.
57:06
SPEAKER_02: And you know, this is this is what the podcast is all about, man.
57:09
SPEAKER_02: You go shoot your shot, live your life, live your truth.
57:12
SPEAKER_02: Yes, sir.
57:13
SPEAKER_02: Three years from now at the wedding.
57:15
SPEAKER_02: You know, Darius, don't come to no more podcasts.
57:18
SPEAKER_02: Good things happen when you skip.
57:20
SPEAKER_02: Good things happen when you skip.
57:22
SPEAKER_02: Nah, Darius is working.
57:24
SPEAKER_02: He actually asked for a shout out.
57:25
SPEAKER_02: He's at uh Jerkfest, I think that's what it's called.
57:27
SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait.
57:28
SPEAKER_02: In St.
57:28
SPEAKER_02: Alban's Park, I guess.
57:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh, we gotta go to Jerkfest.
57:32
SPEAKER_02: Can anybody sip some of this whiskey with me?
57:34
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
57:35
SPEAKER_02: I got this.
57:36
SPEAKER_02: I feel kind of crazy about y'all not sipping his whiskey.
57:39
SPEAKER_02: I got this.
57:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
57:40
SPEAKER_02: I'll bring the cavarsier next episode.
57:42
SPEAKER_02: I just come, I just come watch, support my boys.
57:44
SPEAKER_02: Terrell, come on, come on.
57:46
SPEAKER_02: You don't drink?
57:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's a he's a white man.
57:50
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to you.
57:51
SPEAKER_02: I didn't mean that to rhyme, so it's my fault.
57:53
SPEAKER_02: The the mini interview of uh when Fat Baby the the Great.
57:57
SPEAKER_02: He's the goat now.
57:58
SPEAKER_02: Of a goat.
58:00
SPEAKER_02: Um other questions I got for y'all, man.
58:03
SPEAKER_02: This is this is a very uh historic episode.
58:05
SPEAKER_02: I think this is gonna be one that uh people are gonna place in their uh their cues to just keep playing and playing again.
58:14
SPEAKER_02: But we do have a segment that I like to call um The Bronx or the Third World.
58:20
SPEAKER_02: Are y'all ready for this?
58:22
SPEAKER_02: You know I'm ready for it.
58:24
SPEAKER_02: So basically, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna read you a headline and you're gonna tell me if it's the Bronx or is it a third world country?
58:34
SPEAKER_02: This is the first headline.
58:36
SPEAKER_02: Whale euthanized after washing up on shore.
58:40
SPEAKER_02: Where did that happen?
58:41
SPEAKER_02: That's the third world country.
58:43
SPEAKER_02: Nah, that's actually the Bronx.
58:44
SPEAKER_02: That's Orchard Beach, isn't it?
58:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's Orchard Beach.
58:46
SPEAKER_02: That's actually the Bronx.
58:48
SPEAKER_02: He's from Uptown, so from Uptown, so I g I know I know my nigga.
58:52
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
58:53
SPEAKER_02: One man arrested in avocado assault.
58:58
SPEAKER_02: Third world country.
58:59
SPEAKER_02: Nah, that's the Bronx.
59:01
SPEAKER_02: There's actually a video of this.
59:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh man.
59:03
SPEAKER_02: It's a bunch of Hispanic people, probably Dominicans, hurling avocados in a deli.
59:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's my friend.
59:09
SPEAKER_02: And they're wilding.
59:11
SPEAKER_02: I got a few more of these.
59:17
SPEAKER_02: Goat born with demonic face.
59:19
SPEAKER_02: Third world country.
59:20
SPEAKER_02: Yes, it's terror country.
59:24
SPEAKER_02: Mr.
59:24
SPEAKER_02: Bronx, we we gotta expedite all.
59:26
SPEAKER_02: I'm only saying that because the goat bronx kills goats, not uh gives them life.
59:31
SPEAKER_02: Because we got those slaughter shops and shit.
59:34
SPEAKER_02: UFO sighting over bridge.
59:37
SPEAKER_02: That's the Bronx.
59:39
SPEAKER_02: Terror country.
59:40
SPEAKER_02: Nah, it's terrible country.
59:41
SPEAKER_02: People in the Bronx don't look up.
59:44
SPEAKER_02: There's nothing for them to look up for.
59:47
SPEAKER_02: Alright, this is the last one.
59:49
SPEAKER_02: This is the last one.
59:50
SPEAKER_02: That's a funny one.
59:53
SPEAKER_02: Man kisses guarding gnome on the butt.
59:59
SPEAKER_02: This is a headline.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna pull a wild card.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_02: Third count Harlem.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_02: Third World Country.
1:00:05
SPEAKER_02: I mean, the Bronx in Harlem is pretty close, so he he you kind of win, because yeah, it's the Bronx.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, man is going around kissing guarding gnomes on the butt in the Bronx.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_02: I think it's the PCP, honestly.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_02: I know what I'd like to kiss on the Bronx.
1:00:17
SPEAKER_02: Well, how do they know?
1:00:18
SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
1:00:19
SPEAKER_02: They call him.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_02: Like, how do they know?
1:00:21
SPEAKER_02: How do they know it's a multiple-time thing?
1:00:23
SPEAKER_02: They can't charge him with anything.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_02: Why is this the news?
1:00:28
SPEAKER_02: Because it's the Bronx.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_02: They got nothing else to report.
1:00:32
unknown: Yeah.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_02: Guarding gnomes.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_02: Man, kissing them on the butt.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_02: That's a thing?
1:00:37
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_02: It's the Bronx.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna do this every week.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_02: Like right by Yankee Stadium, you safe.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_02: You could you go too far?
1:00:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna do this every week until the Bronx is not part of America anymore.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_02: What you got against the Bronx?
1:00:52
SPEAKER_02: There's some white parts of the Bronx.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's where the Albanians live and they hate black people too.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_02: What's wrong with the Bronx though?
1:00:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_02: Bronx gave you Cardi B.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_02: Lil Beer.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_02: Bronx gave you hip hop.
1:01:04
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:01:05
SPEAKER_02: Bronx gave you the zoo.
1:01:08
SPEAKER_02: The Bronx Zoo, which I used to work at, by the way.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_02: Shout out Zoo Staff.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_02: Shout out Terrell.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_02: Shout out my nigga Drew, by the way.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_02: Hold your heads up.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_02: Y'all gonna get out of there soon.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_02: Um how many animals did you see die there?
1:01:17
SPEAKER_02: At the zoo?
1:01:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_02: Die?
1:01:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_02: At the zoo?
1:01:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh nah, nobody dies at the zoo.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_02: The animals don't die.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_02: We take great care of our animals at the zoo.
1:01:25
SPEAKER_02: I can't even speak bad about my zoo people.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_02: I ain't gonna lie.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_02: Nah, we we at the zoo, we, we, we top-notch.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_02: How did you get the smell out of your clothes at the end of the day?
1:01:35
SPEAKER_02: You don't.
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SPEAKER_02: You just wear the same thing.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_02: You don't need to wear it.
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SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, if you work at the zoo, you probably not that high on the bitch scale anyway.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_02: That is a very interesting job, though.
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SPEAKER_02: I think if I had a zoo job, I could probably pull one or two girls.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_02: I used to tell him I was, you know, again.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_02: I ain't know Darren at that time.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_02: But if I did, I guarantee you he would have found a way to use that to my advantage.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you definitely could have, bro.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_02: Like I knew him, but like we wasn't, I ain't like this guy that much.
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SPEAKER_02: Zoo via life.
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SPEAKER_02: I was forced to like him.
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SPEAKER_02: Because, you know, I lived across the street.
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SPEAKER_02: No choice.
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SPEAKER_02: Live across the street.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I used to live in this neighborhood too.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh man.
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SPEAKER_02: I just listen.
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SPEAKER_02: Be.
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SPEAKER_02: How much uh my stomach hurting?
1:02:13
SPEAKER_02: It's the whiskey.
1:02:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm ready to ready to pop one out.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_02: How much pop?
1:02:18
SPEAKER_02: How much what's the next what's the we got more topics we're saying?
1:02:20
SPEAKER_02: I mean, usually I just talk shit about the Bronx until uh Tarrell decides that he's had enough.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was a good one.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_02: Y'all just uh just riding dirt.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_02: Y'all just mushed it.
1:02:39
SPEAKER_02: This this has been uh historical, dare say.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_02: Historical.
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SPEAKER_02: Historical episode of Gas Money.
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SPEAKER_02: We had uh Win the Great and Fat Baby here at the same time.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if that's even possible.
1:02:49
SPEAKER_02: Fat him back, get in here.
1:02:51
SPEAKER_02: Have you ever seen Bruce Wayne and Batman at the same time?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's gone.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_02: He's gone.
1:02:56
SPEAKER_02: I mean, we had him for a good time.
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SPEAKER_02: He's a good mini.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_02: Like I'm surprised we got him to sit down for that long.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_02: Um, we're actually gonna debut some tracks on here or a track, maybe five.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna debut some music from him on this episode.
1:03:09
SPEAKER_02: So uh um, Zap, take us away with your outro that you can have to do by yourself now.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_02: Well, uh damn.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_02: Chubb's not here.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_02: I guess I'm just going opposite sides of the room.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_02: Um, this is not Faz money, this is not air money.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_02: Um, this is not cash money.
1:03:26
SPEAKER_02: It's gas money.
1:03:28
SPEAKER_02: This is gas money.
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SPEAKER_02: Did I do it right?
1:03:29
SPEAKER_02: Gas money.
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SPEAKER_02: Good job.