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Watching "Love Don't Judge" (but we judge a LOT!) · NORMAL GAYS Podcast

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  My husband is Alan and he has been in prison for 15 years and
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  I think 12 on death. Row.
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  He's kind of cute. Buried two people alive.
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  He can choke me, I. Haven't really gotten sick in
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  the past. Three years.
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  Once. You do like I wouldn't do the
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  same, but like I don't see anything wrong with it.
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  It's really nutritious. People think that it's weird
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  seeing like 2 identical twins like doing spicy content
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  together. We definitely had friends that
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  didn't agree with us. I feel extremely unsafe.
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  Hey guys, welcome back to Normal Case where we take on insanity.
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  I'm Brad Palumbo here with Clarkson Lawson.
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  What's up guys? This weekend?
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  Wait, no. What?
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  Day do we release on members? This Sunday we're releasing a
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  video where we recap our drunk episode with Blair White and a
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  mirror. Because the audio is so bad we
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  couldn't post it. Also, it's probably going to
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  save us both from cancellation that we're not posting it.
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  Thank God. It was some AFT I like I I never
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  edit stuff out and I edit out like 10 different things.
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  When I was editing it, that was. Was it really that bad?
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  Yeah. Oh God.
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  But. And that's me saying that.
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  From me. Not just from you, from
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  everyone. Oh, it was never mind I I'm not.
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  I was about to mention something that happened but no all if you.
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  Become a, join as a member, and you'll know the T.
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  You'll know all the T now. Have you ever heard of love?
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  Don't judge. I have not.
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  It's like a. Social media reality dating show
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  where they profile people and they're weird.
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  Relationships. I love that.
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  I love profiling people racially, ethnically,
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  personality wise, what else? Sexuality wise, I just love
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  guessing what people are about and being right you're.
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  Like not you didn't just clock a meth head as you recapture.
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  The last Oh yeah, drug habits. And when I say racially, I don't
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  mean like racially profiling, like as a cop, like if I was a
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  cop, I wouldn't do it. But I'm talking like if you see
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  a Latino, are they from Colombia are?
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  They from. Mexicans.
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  With all the different kinds of I'm.
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  Saying and I'm I'm getting really good at it.
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  I'm really getting really good at it.
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  Not back blown out. Relax.
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  Are they Chilean? You know, maybe they've got a
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  little white in them because the Nazis fled from Germany to that
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  specific country to like, are they, you know, or are they
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  Cuban? So there's so many different
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  things, like profiling is so much fun.
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  Well, you can give us your read on the profiles of these
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  relationships, which it's the show is called Love Don't Judge,
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  but we're going to judge and up first, I think you're going to
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  be a big fan of this one. My husband is Alan and he has
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  been in prison for 15 years and I think 12 on death row.
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  He had been convicted of murder. I started writing to death row
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  inmates because I was against the death penalty.
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  I believe in second chances and rehabilitation.
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  Yeah, my family was not happy. They were really scared for me.
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  I think it's when they found out his name and looked him up and
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  that's when they all disappeared.
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  I understand that it's really hard to understand so I just
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  would like a few people to understand me.
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  He makes me happy and I don't get why it bothers people so
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  much. He buried two people alive and
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  killed. Them I can fix him.
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  No, I can fix him. He's kind of cute.
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  He's kind of cute. I mean, I'm standing.
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  I'm kind of far away. Watch people disagree 'cause
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  they can't. They see it up.
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  Close. I can't.
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  I have terrible eyesight so I don't know, but from what I saw
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  she's shooting above her league. So death row inmate.
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  Still above her league. Buried two people alive.
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  He can choke me. Girl, you're nasty.
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  I know, I know. But you know about those women
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  that like, write letters to like serial?
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  Killers and but The thing is just like, can she even like do
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  anything with him? I don't.
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  Do they get conjugal visits on death row?
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  Probably not death row. I was.
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  I didn't even hear that. I guess it's not that big of a
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  deal because he's going to be dead soon anyways.
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  Probably not that soon though. That shit takes forever.
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  Yeah. Well, I guess if you can you
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  visit him. Like if you just want like a one
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  time thing, it's there's going to be people that are going to
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  make sure you don't die. Like in love with him.
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  Just. Have no moral standards.
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  You're like, fine, he murdered two people, but he's kind of
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  cute in the right light. Yeah.
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  Oh. Yeah.
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  The reason I included. This OK?
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  Obviously I don't think murder is OK.
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  I'm just joking. It's a bit.
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  I the reason I included this one is because that genre of women
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  that like writes love letters to like men in prison.
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  I just felt like you would relate to them.
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  Yeah, I've written a, written a few letters, used the blood from
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  my butt after giving myself a testosterone injection.
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  You write it, write the letters in blood.
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  They care more about it. Yeah.
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  So you poke yourself and then you dip the brush in in it and
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  then you just write the letter. I'm.
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  I don't know what I'm saying. I think that was from a Family
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  Guy episode. I don't know.
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  I think those women are crazy. Is that what?
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  Is that the right thing to say? Good, now you're saying the.
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  Correct thing. I think.
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  Those women are so crazy, guys. No, stop.
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  You're not believable. Well, that's just so boring.
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  Like I have to say something, that's all.
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  Right, when you're inauthentic, it's so not believable.
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  I just don't. I feel like it's just such a
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  given to say like, Oh my God, that's so crazy.
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  So like, do bitches really think we're going to invade Canada?
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  I don't know. Apparently 15% of people think
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  there's actually a chance that the US will invade or acquire
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  some part of Canada. So according to our channel
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  partners at Kalashi, the the latest market says will the US
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  take control of any part of Canada and there is a 15.4%
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  chance of a of a yes on that question.
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  when you trade $20 now now back to the show.
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  Well, this next one I it. Should be so boring if I just
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  said the right thing. I fully support and think is
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  awesome. Let's watch.
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  Hey, come on in. Come here.
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  Oh. That was your.
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  Wand, you want a treat? Yeah, you want a treat.
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  OK, I'll get you a treat. My name's Danny and I'm a puppy
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  girl just looking for head paths.
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  My name is Jack and I'm Danny's owner.
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  You want something sweet down. Puppy play is when somebody acts
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  like a puppy and they can either have an owner or not be run
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  around in ears and a tail or play with dog toys and it's just
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  really fun. Not the leash.
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  Not the leash they do they not. Why am I worried about her hands
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  getting hurt by the gravel? Like, shouldn't she have shoes
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  on her hands that if I was dictator, I would have them?
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  They're the ones that would be on death row.
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  Oh. My God, he gave notes about the
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  guy who buried two people alive because he was kind of cute, but
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  as soon as a bitch puts on a leash she's suddenly about going
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  to. Death row.
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  Any privilege will be something that is systemically recognized.
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  Oh my God, that would be the government systemically biased
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  civilization of all time. But the buildings would be
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  pretty. The people would be pretty.
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  And where would all the other ones go?
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  Clarkson The. Fields.
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  I stand by that. Anyway.
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  Or the surgeon, because we would fund plastic surgery.
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  But if you refuse to get hotter, you have to pay for your crimes.
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  That's not a crime. In my country, Oh my God, you're
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  like, what should we call? What should we call my country?
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  Parklandia. Something that sounds.
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  No, that sounds much. Like Portland dystopian wait, I
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  mean. What do you mean?
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  Like, so like what? What's dystopian?
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  What would sound dystopian you guys comment?
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  What should my country be called?
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  Back to Miss Pop here. What is what's wrong with her
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  wanting to get a treat and put on a leash?
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  Brad is only you're only sympathizing because him and his
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  partner do this. No, we that's absolute
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  definition. With the masks on because Brad
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  is into. Life defamation lies.
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  Yeah, we know it. Candace Owens.
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  OK, Sumi Brigitte. I don't want to be.
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  Brigitte. I do have a.
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  Penis. Yeah, you do have a penis and a
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  pup fetish. Absolutely not, but the only
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  reason that stuff comes up on my feet is because I find it funny.
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  But don't you find it interesting that he's more
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  sympathetic to the pup play? Well, I'm just and the murderer.
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  What? Yeah.
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  No, that's just. Called logic.
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  Yeah, OK, whatever. Let people live, Clarkson I.
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  I'm the one who's saying let them live.
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  If they go to the fields. That they're not.
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  I will allow them to live in other countries, just not mine.
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  Oh, so you'll deport them from your country?
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  I support all. The pop play thing is, is
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  deportation is not going to be based on whether or not you're a
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  citizen. It's going to be based on
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  whether or not I deem you worthy of being citizen.
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  Oh boy. And your actions, especially if
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  you go on ATV show, will be cause for deportation.
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  And if you do any of that pup in my ICE detention facilities.
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  Go to Secot. You're you're going, you're
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  going to Guantanamo. Oh my God.
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  Yeah, that's actually really funny.
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  All right, let's look at our next one and then.
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  Is that what Secot is? Secot.
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  No, Secot is the the terrorism detention center in El Salvador
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  that they said that was so dystopian and hellish that they
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  send people to. Yeah, great stuff.
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  Oh, I just thought we'd. He just wanted to rewatch the
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  girl as a puppy because he wants to live through her.
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  I clicked the. Wrong video.
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  Brad, OH. My God.
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  Probably got 1/2 chub right now watching that.
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  Clarkson people love when I say that.
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  Like Clarkson? Oh my God, stop playing it.
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  No. I maybe I didn't love the right
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  woman. He just put that same video in
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  every single time. Grabbed it from his pond folder.
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  It's helped my immune system. I haven't really gotten sick in
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  the past. Three years.
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  I feel like it clears my mind, you know what I'm saying?
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  More of like a meditation thing. Is it a fetish?
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  It is not a fetish. A lot of people think it's the
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  fetish, but it doesn't lead to anything sexual.
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  He just likes my milk. Just how some people like, you
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  know, cow's milk. He just likes my personal milk.
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  Feel better? Am I going to be gross?
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  You're going. To like you're going to say you
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  would do the same. I don't I wouldn't do the same,
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  but like I don't see anything wrong with it.
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  Treating your husband interchangeably like your baby.
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  It's really nutritious. For an infant, not for a grown
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  man also. Sweet nutrition.
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  Nutrition is nutrition, You know it's not.
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  True babies Doctors. Do babies need the same
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  nutritions as adults? No Fact Check.
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  Wrong. Well, it's a lot of fat.
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  Well, I don't eat enough fat and I know fat is responsible for
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  balancing hormones. So if I had if listen if IFBB
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  man who we shall remain nameless who has some nice tits.
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  If milk came out of them, I might just drink it.
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  I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that.
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  I feel extremely unsafe. I wouldn't drink that, but I
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  don't think there's anything that in the next class.
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  I don't think that that that that's crazy.
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  I think we I'm. Sorry, you don't think the bitch
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  drinking her? Husband.
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  No, I don't. Or vice versa, I think we.
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  Need to ask, I think we need to ask our straight audience about
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  this because I bet you a lot of people who have husbands and
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  wives who have or wives who have had babies and have been, you
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  know, obviously lactating. I bet you 100% that the majority
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  of them that their husbands have tasted their breast milk
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  walking. Yes, they are.
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  You don't think yes, you don't think that these husbands are
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  sucking their wife's tits after they give birth and.
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  Getting the milk, that's a gross.
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  Yes, I mean, what have you? OK, you know what?
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  We're gay. We eat.
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  OK, speak for yourself there, buddy.
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  I just feel like we have no room to talk like breast milk is at
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  least like. Just because once a month I
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  break out a pup mask doesn't mean I do Gross.
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  Stuff that's way worse, that is way worse.
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  No, I think like it's the same thing as like eating.
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  No, it is absolutely not it. Oh, oh God.
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  Oh my God. It is.
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  No it's not. Babies do it.
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  You're putting your husband in the same role as your infant.
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  I don't know why you're adding babies to this equation.
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  No, no. Babies are being involved in
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  this situation. The producer is telling me to
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  stop screaming. Yeah.
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  Relax, I think that you are crashing out over this but like.
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  You also thought the dude who buried two people alive was hot
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  and fine so. But was I wrong?
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  Yes. Well, that's just your
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  preference. OK.
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  I like men with a little bit of a story, you know what I mean?
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  But you've got to be really strong to be able to like dig 8
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  feet burial holes. Like imagine his biceps are
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  like. Oh my God.
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  There are multiple. Studies, OK.
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  There are multiple studies we're hearing from our producer.
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  One involved 2 asking 2000 men that 29% of them had tasted
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  their partners. 29% of men. OK, so I was obviously
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  exaggerating for the bit, but I think that my point's proven.
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  29% of straight men. According to a producer to a.
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  Was it a sell? It was obviously self admitted.
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  So it's probably higher, the real numbers probably high.
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  Oh my. God, I'm probably even more
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  right. You're actually correct.
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  That these straight men are drinking their wives pregnant,
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  and I love that for them. But they've tried it.
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  I tried my sisters but not from her breast obviously.
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  Why? And why would you ever admit
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  that? Because it's not that big of a
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  deal. It's just breast milk.
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  I don't understand why that's weird.
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  But my point is is like if gays were secreting that from their
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  tits, best believe everybody in this room would have drank it
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  before. And I know that for a fact.
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  And straight people aren't that different.
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  Straight men are not that different from gay men.
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  So if a the private part is leaking fluids, they're probably
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  going to drink it or swallow it. All right, this is getting
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  disgusting. Let's go to the.
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  Next one this episode. But it's true.
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  By the way, everyone's going to agree with me.
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  No one's going to agree with you.
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  No, they're not. They're all straight people.
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  Think that it's weird seeing like 2 identical twins like
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  doing spicy content together. We definitely had friends that
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  didn't agree with us. We ended up seeing like a group
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  chat with like a bunch of girls that was walking the bath at our
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  job. I like screenshotting like just
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  from out Instagram and they're like Oh my God this is so weird.
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  Obviously it is not the norm, but it's it's uni.
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  It's. Yep, we've received some pretty
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  nasty comments trying to read some math.
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  Yeah that's read some math. This feels doing spicy content
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  is one thing but with your sibling is weird AF.
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  Please stop. True, don't do content together
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  with each other. It's always separate,
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  inappropriate. Seeing that they're related, I
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  hope they seek therapy. You're both A0IN men's eyes due
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  to your spicy content. You have mocked yourselves as
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  objects so you'll be seen as such.
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  That's just that. Just sounds like a misogynist
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  behind me. No talent, no skills, not
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  educated. It's a sad world.
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  No one likes to receive negative comments about what any job they
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  do hurting anybody or doing anything illegal.
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  So it's, it sucks. We usually just make more and
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  you know, it does make us stronger.
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  Wait, so they don't actually do like?
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  Here's my read because there's a gay.
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  There's two gay two brothers. One of them is there's.
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  A dad and a son that do it too. Like they do the marketing
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  videos with it, but they don't actually do.
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  The stuff, and I think that's like this might sound crazy.
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  It's almost worse because they're not even like committing
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  to the bit. I'm I don't know if I'm
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  following you on that. What I'm saying is I respect
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  crazy ass people who truly like die on a hill that I think is
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  insane. Right, OK.
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  And you give me for wanting to like Bonnie Blue?
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  OK, no, but if you actually did it, I'd be like, damn, he really
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  talks and you did so but what they're doing is and bleep this
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  word they're invading and doing marketing so.
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  Brad's mad that they're not following through with the
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  products that they're promising. Kinda.
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  If they're going to market that, which I think is despicable and
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  disgusting and they shouldn't do, but but I'm saying if you're
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  going to do that, at least give the people what they want.
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  Disagree. It's illegal, OK.
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  Is it? It is right, Yeah.
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  Well, they're Australian, so I don't know if.
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  Those other twins are or not twins.
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  Brothers are like Latvian. I think it's I, I don't know.
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  I just think it's gross. I, I also think it's gross, but,
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  but you know what the thought I had when I saw this was?
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  Clark said. If he had a twin.
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  If I had a clone for sure. I myself no not I like same same
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  mind and everything that's not. What a clone?
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  A clone would be different mind. Well, if I could clone my mind
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  and everything, like if I could literally just like myself, I
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  would. That's what.
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  I'm trying to say yes, we know and you'd be doing OF with your
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  twin. No, I don't.
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  I wouldn't do. I wouldn't do I I don't do porn
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  now. I don't selling this.
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  Goes on two dates with a Muslim. I don't.
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  I don't do now. I never have done.
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  I don't do. Sexual content.
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  Yeah, like I post my thirst traps on there.
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  Spicy content? Yeah.
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  Adult entertainment? But.
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  I would never do it with someone.
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  Yeah, that's so different. I mean, it is.
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  A love it is very different. I agree, yeah.
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  But no, I do not support these people and I do not agree that
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  we are not allowed to judge them.
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  Oh yeah, the whole premise of this is that we shouldn't be
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  judging. But also, like, you know, the
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  premise is actually that we all do.
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  Judge. That's what I hate about this.
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  It's like the whole show is branded love, don't judge and
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  they're profiling different love.
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  Related Stories. And then it's just rage bait and
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  the comments is just everyone hating on them.
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  But I'm like, who are the one exception to what I'm about to
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  say? It makes sense those girls would
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  do that because it's marketing for a business like people are
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  going to. But the puppy people, these
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  people are just. Well, even that one kind of
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  makes sense, actually, because humiliation is part of the king,
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  probably, but. The girl dating the jail, The
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  murderer. Admit that, people.
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  Will do a lot of things for attention and I bitch.
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  This is also this is not like some upscale production.
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  This is like some social media account that people submit stuff
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  to. It's not like it's not like it's
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  some big studio that's paying them.
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  They're subjecting themselves to this degradation and public
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  humiliation for free. Well, I think we forget how
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  crazy people think it is to like get thousands and hundreds of
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  thousands of views people. Are like, Oh my God, you're on
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  TV and then once you realize that people are on TV it.
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  Like, doesn't matter. Yeah, You're like everybody's on
• 20:03
  TV all the time. So many dumb ass idiot ugly
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  stupid people are on TV all the time means.
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  Nothing. So people do a lot to go viral.
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  Not us, of course. No, we're holy.
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  We are. We don't.
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  Never mind. What was that?
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  Nothing. What's the Do you have another
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  one? No, I think that's it for this,
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  but there's so many more I could choose from.
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  Let us know if you want us to do more.
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  And how long is this? We need to keep talking what I
• 20:24
  need to talk about. Do funny things.
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  You're fine. You're just a set length to an
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  episode of Normal Gaze. OK, bye guys.
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  And stop coming. These jokes are so predictable.
• 20:45
  They really they really they're. Pretty predictable.
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  It's OK, people like them for some reason.
• 20:50
  What can I say? I'm funny and special.
• 20:54
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