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90.1: Finger Me...says Justin Bieber · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: We'll get to it later.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Stop talking.
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  Speaker 1: Too much thinking. I try not to do that.
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  Speaker 3: That's what that smell is.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 4: Picture Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences
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  Speaker 4: and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 5: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 6: Provide more cooling in the containment chamber.
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  Speaker 3: This is just a dream you're not alive this whole
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  Speaker 3: thing is just a.
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  Speaker 1: Dream What's up? I'm welcome to... What's our show? Are
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  Speaker 1: we going to have a blooper reel? We do every week.
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  Speaker 1: It's called our show.
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  Speaker 7: It'll be funny later when that asshole story is in there.
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: I'm welcome to Movie Meltdown. I am Brian.
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  Speaker 1: This is Roger. I'm Tony.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Greg.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Marlena.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 7: Um some of our other slacker staff has wandered off
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  Speaker 7: and they're too busy sucking somewhere deciding to sit out
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  Speaker 7: this week because they have fabulous lives that you know
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  Speaker 7: they don't have time for movies and whatnot so whatever
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  Speaker 7: yeah so i guess we can uh skip them and
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  Speaker 7: roll on into this week's geek activities so mine uh
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  Speaker 7: i actually joined everybody else about a year ago and
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  Speaker 7: uh i watched shutter island Which I don't have the
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  Speaker 7: problem with it that everybody else here seemed to have.
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  Speaker 1: I'm interested in seeing it. I actually kind of liked it.
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  Speaker 1: I liked the story.
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  Speaker 7: And I don't have the huge issues with Leo that
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  Speaker 7: certain people do.
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  Speaker 5: I've always liked Leo. I've always liked him. I've always
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  Speaker 5: liked him. Like ever since Basketball Diaries, I'm like, I
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  Speaker 5: kind of like this cat. Even though it's a terrible movie,
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  Speaker 5: very depressing, I want to kill myself. But since I lived,
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  Speaker 5: I've learned to like him.
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: No, that's the thing. It's like he's not amazing. Especially
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  Speaker 7: in this one, you kind of get what you expect
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  Speaker 7: out of it. He's doing that period piece thing, and
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  Speaker 7: he's kind of fallen into that now. He does so
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  Speaker 7: many of them now that he sort of just does
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  Speaker 7: what he normally does in that kind of role. So
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  Speaker 7: I'm not amazed by anything he did, but I didn't
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  Speaker 7: have a problem with him. The biggest problem I've had
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  Speaker 7: with him in the last six or eight years, I've noticed, is...
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  Speaker 7: To me, he's not really aging like a.
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  Speaker 1: Normal human being. No, he looks the same.
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  Speaker 7: It's like if you get up close, you can start
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  Speaker 7: to see he's starting to get old now, but he
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  Speaker 7: still plays like he's about 25 tops. And yet he's
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  Speaker 7: starting to like, now he's like this cop who's been
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  Speaker 7: on the force for a while.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, he should be playing like that.
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  Speaker 7: 30s 35 you know but he still looks yeah kind
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  Speaker 7: of like a kid sometimes i'm just like it's almost
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  Speaker 7: not really to his advantage for these new roles that
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  Speaker 7: he's getting now it worked fine for the first you
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  Speaker 7: know 10 12 years of his career but he's starting
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  Speaker 7: to they're giving him these roles for a an adult
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  Speaker 7: and he has to play a grown-up now so it's
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  Speaker 7: like he still kind of reads like a kid sometimes
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  Speaker 7: and i think i don't know i don't know what
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  Speaker 7: you can do about that leo i hate to tell
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  Speaker 7: you but uh kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of ingrained in him at this point.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's worried. Yeah, I'm sure. He's looking to
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  Speaker 1: you for answers.
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  Speaker 7: Those multi-million dollar paychecks he's cashing, he cries into them
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  Speaker 7: every now and then.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, do I deserve this?
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  Speaker 1: Obviously, Martin Scorsese doesn't like him.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why he keeps giving him money.
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  Speaker 5: Well, and that's one of the main reasons why I
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  Speaker 5: want to see Shutter Island is because of the Scorsese.
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  Speaker 5: I love Scorsese movies just because of the way they look.
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  Speaker 5: I think I'll like it even if the story is
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  Speaker 5: complete utter crap. Just the way his movies look, I'm like, ugh.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty.
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  Speaker 2: These look so nice.
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  Speaker 1: It does look good.
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  Speaker 10: I've heard the book was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: You're not allowed to say that on this show. We
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  Speaker 1: don't encourage reading on this show.
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  Speaker 10: I can't help that I have a problem with Liam.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever. I can't help it.
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  Speaker 8: He's like.
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  Speaker 10: I'm always aware that he's acting. I just don't buy it.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: It's just me, I know, because other people are like, oh,
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  Speaker 8: he's an amazing actor. Name it's Oscars and shit all
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  Speaker 8: the time, but I'm just like.
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  Speaker 10: I just... I can't watch him.
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  Speaker 1: You don't believe the sham?
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't deserve that.
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  Speaker 7: Like I said, I'm not sold on him as the
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  Speaker 7: greatest actor ever. He's sort of passable, but it's funny
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  Speaker 7: how huge he is now. He really, in the last
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  Speaker 7: ten years, has fully owned up to that. He is
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  Speaker 7: beyond A-list celebrity now. He's your go-to leading man now.
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  Speaker 7: He's kind of kicked out Tom Cruise and all the
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  Speaker 7: other guys, and that's who it is now.
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  Speaker 1: It goes straight to Leo.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah. He was really good in What's Eating Gilbert Crepe.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. He was really good in that. He's amazing. Well,
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  Speaker 2: he actually did go full and got away with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He was awesome. He never got full.
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  Speaker 1: But he wasn't the lead actor.
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  Speaker 2: No, he wasn't. He was just a small thing.
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  Speaker 11: People may remember more about him in that film than
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  Speaker 11: he was. He was still fantastic, but he didn't have
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  Speaker 11: to carry a film.
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  Speaker 7: And that's probably good, because I think that would have
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  Speaker 7: thrown it off a little bit, actually.
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  Speaker 2: I'll put in Juliette.
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  Speaker 3: Lewis and Johnny Depp.
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  Speaker 7: Juliette Lewis is kind of special, too.
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  Speaker 2: She's a freakazoid. And her music sucks balls.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever, she's a rock star.
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  Speaker 12: I want to put her face in a fryer.
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  Speaker 7: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Like a fried basket? Yeah, like.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: That better be delicious.
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  Speaker 11: I've always had a soft spot in my heart for her.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know what it is about her.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of like her still.
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  Speaker 2: It's like California in a strangle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love.
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  Speaker 2: Her in California.
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  Speaker 7: I think it's those special roles. I think that's what
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  Speaker 7: it is. I think that she comes off so... Goofy
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  Speaker 7: and vulnerable. There's a little of it you have to
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  Speaker 7: buy into. Sometimes she takes it too far, the other sister.
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  Speaker 7: A little too special there.
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  Speaker 11: That was horrible.
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  Speaker 1: The other sister with.
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  Speaker 2: Giovanni and Lisi. When they were both... Special.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's our PC term of the day.
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  Speaker 2: We love specials.
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  Speaker 10: I'm going to have to watch the same example.
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  Speaker 2: It'd be awesome if there was a special sex scene.
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  Speaker 13: No.
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  Speaker 2: That would've been awesome. Because they found each other.
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  Speaker 5: And they found each other.
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  Speaker 2: And it was like, love. And I was just waiting
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  Speaker 2: for that.
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  Speaker 1: It happens. It's like a mess.
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  Speaker 5: It's like two badgers just fighting each.
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  Speaker 2: Other or something.
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  Speaker 1: You walk in on the middle of it.
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  Speaker 7: They're just hitting each other with Nerf bats.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't how it's... Alright, you know what? No, go ahead.
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  Speaker 7: You guys have fun.
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  Speaker 2: They're having a blast. It's still totally innocent.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 7: So, yeah, that was the beginning of the week, and
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  Speaker 7: then I kind of watched I Sell the Dead. I'd
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  Speaker 7: heard so many other people's take on it, I kind
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  Speaker 7: of knew what was going on. So it's pretty much
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  Speaker 7: what I expected, too.
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  Speaker 2: I Sell the Dead?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, James Joyce film, The Dead, what?
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  Speaker 1: That's a Houston film, man.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We should watch that next week. Is it an older movie?
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: Is it like an older movie?
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: We talked about it like seven times on this show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to remember those times.
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  Speaker 8: I can't remember what it is. Is it Night of
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  Speaker 8: the Hunter or something?
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  Speaker 2: That actually is a good movie.
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  Speaker 1: That is a good movie.
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  Speaker 10: First knuckle tattoos.
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  Speaker 14: Really?
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  Speaker 2: No, semen have had, like, hold fast forever. Yes, I
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  Speaker 2: did say that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even say anything.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, where did we just go?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's been around forever.
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  Speaker 2: I hate to say it. Pretty much since we... For
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: all that and the primordial ooze. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you talking about ooze?
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  Speaker 2: I was like primordial ooze.
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  Speaker 1: No, but... It's a theme.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry to just pull the whole show.
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  Speaker 1: Off track here, but... Anyway, so yeah.
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  Speaker 12: Welcome to Sunday Funday.
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  Speaker 7: But yeah, that movie was kind of what I expected
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  Speaker 7: because I've heard a million other people talk about it.
• 8:25
  Speaker 7: And then I wrapped up the week with a second
• 8:28
  Speaker 7: viewing of Kick-Ass, which does continue to kick ass.
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: God, it's awesome.
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  Speaker 10: I've never seen it.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: We watched it like three times in a row. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we watched.
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  Speaker 12: It twice in a row on one day the first
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  Speaker 12: time we watched it.
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  Speaker 5: And then the next day we're like, what do we
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  Speaker 5: want to watch?
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: There's no question about it.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to see McLovin with that wig on again.
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, his fucking Mustang is so bad.
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: I went the other way. I did not have a
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  Speaker 1: finger in.
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  Speaker 5: I'd just like to see Hit Girl just wipe people
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  Speaker 5: out left and right. Oh my god, she climbs up
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  Speaker 5: that guy and stabs him.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, that was pretty much it for me. So,
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  Speaker 1: if we want to Move on.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we got a stack of, yeah, since we've really
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  Speaker 5: done anything worthy.
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  Speaker 3: I played Super Mario Brothers Partners in Time.
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  Speaker 5: For about 80 hours while I was sick.
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  Speaker 7: I like how all of your activities run in like 70,
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  Speaker 7: 80 hour.
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  Speaker 1: Blocks in a row.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can't sleep. It's just like, well, let's...
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  Speaker 2: which I think is awesome forget that the world exists.
• 9:34
  Speaker 5: And you're like baby you feel bad because I'm ignoring
• 9:37
  Speaker 5: you and I'm like no that's fine go ahead and
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  Speaker 5: like you know god and you're like who are you get.
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  Speaker 9: Out of my house don't look at me when they
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  Speaker 9: watch but we have a good friend that we work
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  Speaker 9: with named Damo and he's got very eclectic movie taste
• 9:53
  Speaker 9: like good movie taste like I was like maybe you
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  Speaker 9: would want to like listen to the show.
• 9:57
  Speaker 5: Or something plug and and he let us borrow a
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  Speaker 5: stack of movies one of which is The Hunger that
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  Speaker 5: we watched last night which I haven't seen in forever.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know who Tony Scott is. I can't
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  Speaker 2: remember what Tony Scott has directed.
• 10:14
  Speaker 7: He's the other Scott brother. He's more of the action
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  Speaker 7: stuff most of the time. Because I'm trying to like
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  Speaker 7: forcibly think of what else he's done. Oh, he's like
• 10:26
  Speaker 7: Top Gun, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 7: He's like Top Gun and they did True Romance.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 7: Yes. I mean, he's, he does a little more of
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  Speaker 7: the mainstream stuff than Ridley, but Ridley's gotten a little
• 10:36
  Speaker 7: more mainstream as the years go on too.
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  Speaker 5: Well, and The Hunger is really cool because it's, you know, the,
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  Speaker 5: It's got that late 70s, early 80s vibe to it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a different spin on the whole vampire.
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  Speaker 5: Thing, which we're trying to figure out while we're watching
• 10:51
  Speaker 5: it what the rules are.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, it was weird.
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  Speaker 3: It was very speculative. It's pretty much open to whatever
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  Speaker 3: you wanted to think.
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  Speaker 5: Because this woman is like the main succubus, and then
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  Speaker 5: whoever she turns, they live for a long time, and
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  Speaker 5: then they just one day rapidly age and die.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, they don't die.
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  Speaker 5: They just rapidly age, and then she puts you in
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  Speaker 5: a fucking box in the attic with the other ones
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  Speaker 5: that are still alive.
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  Speaker 3: You still feel and think and can move, apparently, because
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: they put fuck in her up at the end of it.
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  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert. Yeah, spoiler alert. Sorry.
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  Speaker 5: But it was really cool because of how, you know,
• 11:29
  Speaker 5: the look of it, you know, that early 80s stuff, and.
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  Speaker 2: It's David Bowie. And Bowie's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: And just the different take on the vampire thing is
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  Speaker 5: so cool because, you know, it's so mainstream nowadays, you know,
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  Speaker 5: whether you have sparkly skin or, you know, you can't
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  Speaker 5: be in the sunlight or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Whether you're John C. Reilly, apparently.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But it was really cool. John C. Reilly's a member
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: of it? It's... Just prove that.
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  Speaker 10: We don't want to deal with John C. Reilly for eternity.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: That hair. How do you deal with that hair for eternity?
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  Speaker 2: But it was awesome.
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  Speaker 5: And the night before that, we watched Nadja, which is.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know when it was done. It seems like
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  Speaker 2: 80s also.
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: Probably, yeah, late 80s maybe. It's very arthouse-y.
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: Super arthouse-y. Presented by David Lynch. Directed by I'm not
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: sure who.
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: It had Peter Fonda in it as Van Helsing.
• 12:27
  Speaker 5: Which is bizarre because he had the long hair and
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: he acted really bizarre.
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  Speaker 3: Like his face was so weird looking, like stretched out.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: It looked like plastic or something. Like he was wearing
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: a man's clothes.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what's wrong with you, Peter Fonda? A
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: lot of things.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there were parts of the movie that we liked,
• 12:44
  Speaker 5: and then it was like, apparently, the dawn of digital. Like,
• 12:47
  Speaker 5: the first type of movie that they shot digitally. And
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: it was really pixelated digital. Like, I hated it. Because
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: it would switch indiscriminately. There was no, like, okay, during
• 13:01
  Speaker 5: the flashbacks it would switch. It would just switch into
• 13:04
  Speaker 5: this pixel vision thing. that everything's blurred and you can't
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: see what the heck is going on. And Saul's, like,
• 13:09
  Speaker 5: really pissed. And then he'd go back to, oh, cool,
• 13:11
  Speaker 5: black and white, everything looks nice, like... But it's about
• 13:15
  Speaker 5: Dracula's lesbian daughter.
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: And brother. He was dying.
• 13:20
  Speaker 5: And I can't really tell you much about the movie because.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: It was really bizarre. And there was no flow to it.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: His lesbian daughter fell in love with this little blonde girl.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: And.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God, and I think we think... Oh, my God,
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  Speaker 2: that was so disgusting.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: We think.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, should I tell the vampire lesbian joke first?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe I should.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Maybe you should. Okay, yeah. But she takes this... Nadia
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  Speaker 2: takes this.
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  Speaker 5: Girl home or whatever, and is, like, doing the whole
• 13:53
  Speaker 5: seducing vampirism thing.
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  Speaker 2: And she's really pretty. And she starts to unbutton, like,
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  Speaker 2: her pants or whatever... And you see the other girl like,
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm letting you do this. And then
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  Speaker 2: Nadia comes up.
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  Speaker 3: But it's black and white.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. With, like, it looks like jam on her fingers.
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  Speaker 2: And then there is something. She says something about her
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: period a little bit after that.
• 14:20
  Speaker 7: You might want to see a doctor about that.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: And we didn't know if she went down dipping and
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: then came up and was, like, rubbing it on this
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  Speaker 2: girl's lips. Like, oh, you're horrible.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: That sounds horrible.
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  Speaker 2: We're not sure what happened there. I feel uncomfortable. We
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: were like, did that just happen?
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: You know, for its.
• 14:38
  Speaker 12: Shitty qualities, it was really, I enjoyed it.
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: It was really poetic.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very much so.
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  Speaker 3: If you just ignore all the weird and... Which is
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: basically everything.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: It's good if you ignore it.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Watch the last five minutes of the movie and you'll
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: be pretty happy with it.
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: You've kind of got to fight to find something in it,
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  Speaker 5: but I think we fought and we found some goodness.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I laughed a few times. The end.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, that's kind of like.
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  Speaker 5: We've got other movies that we have yet to watch
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  Speaker 5: because we have a small stack of them.
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  Speaker 2: And we'll tell you about those next time. Kiss, kiss, bang, bang.
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  Speaker 3: I did have a John Cusack.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: Marathon on Friday morning.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, gross point blank. High fidelity. I really wanted to
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: watch Con Air, but couldn't find it.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Lucky.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to see Nicolas Cage.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Say put the bunny in the box.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: The classics.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: The classics, yes. Yes, the greatest hits. And that was
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: basically our disconjointed weird movie-a-thon.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think there's anything else.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: I think that was it.
• 15:45
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: I have some really weird dreams about some Care Bears
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: and some 80s shit, but it's okay.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: We don't have to talk about that. That's not Geek Week,
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: that's Crazy Time. Sorry, that's for my other session this week.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Did they record those sessions too?
• 16:00
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: We can make that its own show.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Tony's crazy ramblings. We might have just recorded that anyway. Yeah, actually.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I think every week that is. Definitely.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: So that was ours.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Alrighty then.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Please move on.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, is it me?
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 16:19
  Speaker 11: I really didn't have much of a geek week this week,
• 16:20
  Speaker 11: I don't think. movie-related, I did take the kids to
• 16:26
  Speaker 11: see Shrek. Their mom was going out. I guess it
• 16:32
  Speaker 11: was Saturday in the evening.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: And you poor bastard.
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 16:38
  Speaker 11: I've seen the first one and maybe the one that
• 16:41
  Speaker 11: was prior to this, whatever. I think there's like four.
• 16:46
  Speaker 11: And I took them to the second-run theater here in
• 16:49
  Speaker 11: town and which they love going to that place just
• 16:53
  Speaker 11: because it's just, you know, you can tell it's old and,
• 16:56
  Speaker 11: you know, there's people. You're not in stadium seating, all
• 16:58
  Speaker 11: that kind of stuff. And it actually was a really
• 17:03
  Speaker 11: good story. I mean, it was actually a little bit
• 17:05
  Speaker 11: more original for what I went into.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to get into it because it's Shrek.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: But for what it was, you know.
• 17:19
  Speaker 11: If you've got kids staying at your place for the weekend,
• 17:22
  Speaker 11: it wouldn't be the worst one to watch. Along those
• 17:26
  Speaker 11: same lines with children, because I guess everything goes through that.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: They did watch, it.
• 17:32
  Speaker 11: Was a British-Scottish film, Five Kids and It. It was
• 17:38
  Speaker 11: made about ten years ago, I suppose. about some kids.
• 17:41
  Speaker 11: It was a lot like a C.S. Lewis story, Chronicles
• 17:45
  Speaker 11: of Narnia. The kids go away during the war to
• 17:47
  Speaker 11: their crazy uncle's house, who was Kenneth Branagh.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Kenneth Branagh is awesome.
• 17:51
  Speaker 11: He was absolutely fabulous in it. He played the crazy
• 17:56
  Speaker 11: uncle and just... He went all out. Everybody actually in
• 18:01
  Speaker 11: the family was crazy. His son was about 10. He
• 18:05
  Speaker 11: had one of the coolest mullets I've seen in years.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Nice. And he.
• 18:09
  Speaker 11: He had this mad scientist laboratory in the basement of
• 18:13
  Speaker 11: this castle in Scotland where the kids stayed. And he
• 18:18
  Speaker 11: liked to make monsters and then dissect them. He was
• 18:22
  Speaker 11: like this evil scientist.
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: Well, he doesn't like to do that.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: He was a shut-in crazy kid.
• 18:29
  Speaker 11: The five kids come and they find a supposedly fairy,
• 18:32
  Speaker 11: but he's like a turtle shell monster. Guy on a
• 18:35
  Speaker 11: beach that grants them wishes. And it's a really cute story,
• 18:40
  Speaker 11: but just to watch Kenneth Branagh be crazy is worth it.
• 18:44
  Speaker 11: It was a lot of fun, and they had a
• 18:46
  Speaker 11: lot of fun with it.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: There are a lot of people that have hated Kenneth
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Branagh because he's an actor.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: But I've always kind of liked Kenneth Branagh. and everything
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: is done.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: Well, he's got such a weird thing because he comes
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: from this super high-end pedigree, but then he turns around
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: and makes stuff like Frankenstein.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: It was in the Harry Potter movie.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: In the Harry Potter, yes.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: I mean, he does stuff that's... Who was he in
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: the Harry Potter movie?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: The schmuck.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: The crazy teacher.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: It's like full of... Remember when there was the second one?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: The one that lets the fairies go and is like,
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: you gotta take care of this.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I'm a dick.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 19:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah, the character that he's supposed to be the legendary wizard.
• 19:28
  Speaker 12: I don't know the name, like his birthday.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Harry Potter's birthday. September 2nd, 1986.
• 19:33
  Speaker 13: Anyway.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I said lie.
• 19:39
  Speaker 11: Aside from that, I didn't do a whole lot. I've
• 19:42
  Speaker 11: been playing the original Final Fantasy.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Ooh, nice.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Speaking of Super Geeks. I've played that.
• 19:50
  Speaker 11: I've played that many times throughout my life.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I just recently got it for the Wii. Okay, awesome.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Downloaded it. Played it one time through, and I'm actually
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: on my second go-around. Was that when the first Wave
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: of PlayStation? That was, yeah. No, that was the original NES.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: It was the original.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: I was trying to think, yeah, because they did a
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: bunch of them on Super Nintendo, too. That's when they
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: got it. three yeah three and four i was trying
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: to it was like.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Which was actually three years something.
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: I just remember the big hype on that first one
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: that came out on playstation i think that's what i'm
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: remembering that what was that seven or something yeah because
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: that was huge like people lost their damn minds when
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: that three discs yeah yeah it.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Was massive epic story and.
• 20:32
  Speaker 11: But yeah i remember yeah my roommate had i i
• 20:35
  Speaker 11: played it all of his buddies played it i would
• 20:37
  Speaker 11: sit and watch while he played it and then turn
• 20:39
  Speaker 11: around and play the same thing so yeah it was
• 20:41
  Speaker 11: pretty bad Awesome. Yeah, I'll play any of those games,
• 20:46
  Speaker 11: and unfortunately I'll play this one repeatedly, I guess.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: I'm a big retro game fan because it's how we
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: grew up in that time period.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: It's just one of those things that I can't let go.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I get so much enjoyment out of.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: The back-to-basics gaming, the gameplay is so much more.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Better, more bestest.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Were we playing the other night, like, street fighter knockoff game.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: I was playing uh old school streets of rage and
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: uh final fight the original oh yeah and so yeah.
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: It's just well the old ones were just so based
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: in like basic strategy like it really they're they're you
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: know they run so much two buttons yeah but it's
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: like they were running on the computer earlier today in
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: the corner some ad for something else but it had
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: pac-man going and i'm just looking at it going that's
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: such a awesome, basic strategy.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Like, there's ten.
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: Things to do in the entire game, but yet, it
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: will kick your ass, you know?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's just such... Yeah, it's just such an
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: awesome setup.
• 21:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Anybody says they beat Hubert, they're lying. That game's impossible.
• 21:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: No matter how many times you hit the thing and
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: keep changing colors, what.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Do you do there?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Die.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: That's what you do. I think Corley or whatever, the
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: snake and the pig.
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: yeah so yeah the old ones are just yeah such
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: a i mean you can improve on certain things about
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: them but i think there's a basic level of just
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: skill and strategy that just doesn't get any better than
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: that essence.
• 22:12
  Speaker 11: Version there i i another one that was my wife's
• 22:15
  Speaker 11: favorite that we have for the wii is kid icarus
• 22:18
  Speaker 11: and that is it's got to be the most difficult
• 22:20
  Speaker 11: game i've ever played it took me to grow.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Up before i beat it i could never beat as
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: a kid and i.
• 22:24
  Speaker 11: Grew up and i was like oh we're replaying you
• 22:27
  Speaker 11: know play around with it now and i'm like how
• 22:29
  Speaker 11: did i do this is it kind of have the
• 22:30
  Speaker 11: patience to die 80 times in a row just trying
• 22:34
  Speaker 11: to get one up one level you had nothing else
• 22:36
  Speaker 11: to do he sucks So kids' stuff and old video games,
• 22:52
  Speaker 11: I guess, is all I've done.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Right on.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: It's perfect. Yeah.
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: That's usually what the rest of us do when we
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: don't have kids.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Chuck E.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Cheese.
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:00
  Speaker 10: Dude, I love Chuck E.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Cheese.
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: The place scares the hell out of me.
• 23:04
  Speaker 12: I do not go to Chuck E.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Cheese. I've been there once, and I walked straight the
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: fuck out.
• 23:08
  Speaker 10: I kind of prefer Gaddyland, personally. Me too.
• 23:10
  Speaker 12: There's no animatronic shit scaring the.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Hell out of me. Pizza.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: Pizza sounds good.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Papalino, but they're not open on Sundays.
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: What?
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: It's a crime against humanity.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: And against Italy.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: And Italy.
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: And New York.
• 23:23
  Speaker 10: Spinelli's isn't as good, but they're open.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I used to love Spinelli's. I used to want to
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: be like, if I ever moved out of state, I
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: would come back.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Just for Spinelli's.
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: Why?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Because it was so good, because I never had that
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: kind of pizza before. The only thing I'd ever had
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: was like.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Maybe I shouldn't express my views.
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: Maybe not.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: It was delicious. It was delicious.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: It was greasy. It was huge. You folded it up
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: and shoved it in your mouth.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Awesome.
• 23:47
  Speaker 10: That's what she said.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: The greasy part. That's creepy.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: No, that's hot.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: You could probably get away with the folding, but the
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: greasy bit. Oh, yeah.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: That's the way.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: She likes it.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Joanie's imploded now.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Come back to us. It's big and greasy. You just
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: got to fold it.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That fixes everything.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: You got to origami that shit.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: It's a crane.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: It's a pterodactyl. It's a brooch.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: It's a brooch.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: It's a brooch.
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: It's a hot.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: It's a load of snake. All righty.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Marlena, geek activity.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Back into it. Did you do any folding this week?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I think you shut her down again. Sorry.
• 24:50
  Speaker 10: I have water in my mouth. I was trying not
• 24:52
  Speaker 10: to choke.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I was wondering what was happening. Is she throwing up
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: right now?
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: We've dodged like three spit takes already. The eggplant almost
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: got me.
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: Diet Lime Pepsi came out my nose really bad once.
• 25:07
  Speaker 10: It was not fun.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Diet Lime Pepsi?
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: Diet Lime Pepsi.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: It was so good.
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: It was so good.
• 25:12
  Speaker 14: Really?
• 25:12
  Speaker 10: It was delicious. I missed that.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: We were talking about Coke Zero. Pepsi Clear the other day.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Invisible soda.
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: Gross.
• 25:23
  Speaker 10: I got Netflix this week.
• 25:24
  Speaker 17: Awesome.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Nice. You're not going to get anything done ever.
• 25:27
  Speaker 8: Well, I didn't realize, like, I've been around people who
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: had Netflix and we used to look to watch movies
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: and stuff.
• 25:34
  Speaker 10: They didn't really have that much that was.
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: On the instant queue, but it seems like they've added
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: a whole bunch lately.
• 25:42
  Speaker 10: This week I watched Little Shop.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Of Horrors, of course. Good one, good one.
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: Rick Moranis Obsession. I started watching a couple of movies.
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: I started watching this movie, which looks like it might
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: be kind of good. I don't remember what it's called,
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: but I know it has Johnny Lee Miller in it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: It takes place in like 17... 100s or 1800s in England.
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: But I fell asleep after the eyeball gouging part.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Which is always fun.
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: I don't know how I fell asleep after that, but
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: I did manage to do that.
• 26:13
  Speaker 10: I've had really bad insomnia.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Good for Netflix. Yeah, I just watched.
• 26:19
  Speaker 10: Movies, but I can't remember them. I can't remember anything
• 26:23
  Speaker 10: I've done this week so far.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: So, not very interesting. Green is shutting down.
• 26:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it does.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: That after about 90 hours with four hours of sleep total.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: You could have played Mario and you would have felt
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: so much better.
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Or watch Black Star Galactica.
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: That's always good.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: She's all about it.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: It's awesome. I could give you lots of.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Things to marathon.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: Everything is in 60 to 70 hour blocks.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: I would have also had no electricity, so I've had
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: to stay at my mom's house, but she has cable,
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: so it's okay.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: No, it's not a good trade-off. It's hard to use
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Netflix without electricity.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is.
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: And plus, without my air conditioner on, I can hear
• 27:04
  Speaker 8: my neighbors talking upstairs, and they just talk about dumb shit,
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: and I just don't even want to hear it.
• 27:08
  Speaker 13: Dumb shit.
• 27:08
  Speaker 10: And I'm like, ugh, shut your face.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Did you say that through the wall?
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. She's got a broom.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Stop having conversations.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Just whisper it.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Shut your face. Get the glass.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: They're like, there's a ghost here and he hates us talking.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: He says that we're uninteresting boars.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Ghosts are jerks.
• 27:31
  Speaker 10: That happens.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: That happens.
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: There are ghosts in my house because they like to
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: steal my hammers and my tools. If you sit anything
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: that's like a tool, like a hammer, a screwdriver, a
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: tape measure, anything down, it'll disappear.
• 27:46
  Speaker 10: I don't know why it does that.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that happened to me for a while.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: They might just be collecting under the couch or in
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: the cushions. I don't have cushions. About this insomnia.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: How bad is it? It's pretty bad. Ghost stealing tools.
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: The ghost of Bob Vila.
• 28:02
  Speaker 10: I'm about to, you know.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Is he dead?
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Not yet. I thought he.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Was, but then I saw him on a commercial yesterday
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: for Sherman Williams. So I was like, oh, he's still alive.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: DIY.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: I'm the ghost of Bob Vila.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I'm here to sell you paint.
• 28:16
  Speaker 10: I want the ghost of Billy Mays.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Who wants that?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 28:21
  Speaker 12: I'm dead!
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I'm dead! I'm Billy Mays and I'm dead.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I'm here to tell you about the afterworld cleaner.
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: That was an episode of South Park, actually. The ghost
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: of Billy Mays is.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: On an episode of South Park.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: It's good he still gets work.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:36
  Speaker 10: He was haunting Ike. It was really funny. I'm going
• 28:42
  Speaker 10: to look that up and watch that.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: And you're hours and hours of not sleeping. Yeah.
• 28:48
  Speaker 10: Oh, I also entertain myself.
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: This isn't related to movies, but I discovered that my
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: MacBook has.
• 28:55
  Speaker 10: A photo booth thing. So I just like. sit in
• 28:59
  Speaker 10: front of it and take pictures for a long time.
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: Is that what those 40 pictures of you in front
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: of the computer were? I saw those online.
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: I was like, wow, these are the best pictures that
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: I've taken of myself in a really long time. And, uh,
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: I get these, um, messages from people i'm like hey
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: these are great pictures everyone's like why are you purple
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: that's all anyone said no one's like oh this is
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: a good picture of you they're like uh you look
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: like an.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: Alien purple i almost said that those 44 purple pictures
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: of you yeah oh it's the monitor light leave me alone.
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: Yep i wish i could remember more because i feel
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: like i probably had a relatively interesting chock full of
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: movie week.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I remembered a movie that was a good movie that
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I should probably bring up. She reminded me of it.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: The Machinist.
• 29:54
  Speaker 11: Excellent movie. I was blown away. There's often times where
• 30:00
  Speaker 11: I question whether he is a good actor. This one
• 30:05
  Speaker 11: sold it for me.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: He was fabulous.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: The length that he went, it almost was like unreal.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: Because knowing Christian, you know, Seeing American Psycho and like,
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: you know, he's always been buffed and like ripped or whatever.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: And he's a skeleton.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: It's creepy.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: He's like, all I did was like drink coffee and
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: smoke cigarettes or something. Like that's all he did for like,
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: he'd like maybe eat a roll off of the cart
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: or whatever.
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: I don't think he was allowed breads. I think, sadly,
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: I think I know his, his plan. So he said
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: was black coffee and.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Tuna. Dry tuna.
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: And that's all he had for like two or three
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: months or however long it took him to get to
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: that point.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm just like, that's commitment right there.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: That's insane.
• 30:45
  Speaker 11: Did he film that around the same time as Rescue Dawn?
• 30:49
  Speaker 11: Because he was skinny as heck in Rescue Dawn 2.
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: I think it's around that same... Yeah, because it was
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: right before Batman. Because he had to turn around and
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: bulk right back up to get... Which is, again, how
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: does his body not just like shut down?
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a good thing if you.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: dedicate and do that to yourself, you kind of want
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: to get all those roles all at the same time
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: so you don't have.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: To do this again.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Utilize your skeleton-ness.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: To go from one extreme to the other, because even
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: without the suit, he's got to be pretty bulked up
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: to be Bruce Wayne.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I like Christian Bale when he's angry.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: He's hilarious. We love that. I love that show. I
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: remember when that happened.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I hated his voice.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, good for you. I was like, fuck off, or whatever.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I was screaming. He was tearing that guy up.
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: That was awesome, but I'm talking about as Batman.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: You really can't take Batman.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: No.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: It's like, why did you drink whiskey and rocks this morning?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: And rocks, yeah. I'm curdling. We're going to grabble over there. Ooh,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: but we also remember movies.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Totally remember the movie when you started talking about it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: And this is a movie that you've never seen.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I've never seen it, and I never wanted to see it.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: I never had any interest in it. And then he
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: throws it in, and I'm like, what the hell did
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: you just put in? He was like, oh, this is Horace,
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: or I don't know. I just didn't saw it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I just put it in to put in the background
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: while we were doing other things.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: And so I was like, oh, okay. So, you know,
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: not really paying attention.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: And just watching it.
• 32:17
  Speaker 12: I'm trying to get ready for work and catching little blips.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, Oh, I can't go to
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: work now.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: I was, you know, I got drawn into it and
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, I got to finish this tonight when
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: we come home.
• 32:31
  Speaker 12: So we start all over again that night, and I'm like.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I'm in love.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You got stopped there.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 12: Like, I have a crush on him.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
• 32:42
  Speaker 17: I see that.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I want to make out with him.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: And then after it was over, I was like, baby,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: what else do you want to watch?
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: And she's like, do you have two?
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Number two.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, actually, just stop there, by the way.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, actually, tell me, it's like, don't go.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Two, is it all far?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: It hits dead.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: I'd have no need to watch it anymore.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, he comes back on the other one somehow
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Does he? Yeah, he does. Same actor?
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: Hmm.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but barely.
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: Like two minutes out of an hour and a half.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: It's not worth it.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: It's not worth it.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I really enjoyed them and had a really,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: really messed up dream once again.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Of course I was.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: About minutes.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: And about the Cinnabites.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: And about the Cinnabites and like, I don't know, I
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: won't get into what kind of Cinnabite.
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: I was, but.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: It was pretty awesome.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty awesome.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: We thought you were just having Cinemite.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Becoming a Cinemite.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: Well, it's only a matter of time before you join
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: in with the crowd.
• 33:35
  Speaker 15: I mean, hey.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: But it's a whole classic. Revisiting a whole classic for me,
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: turning you on to.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Remember growing up, my mom used to rent them and
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: watch them, and I was never allowed to. And I'm like,
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: I don't really want to anyway. That kind of scares me.
• 33:47
  Speaker 10: You know what my mom was really into watching when
• 33:49
  Speaker 10: I was little? the warlock movies.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: Oh those are messed up yeah those are really messed
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: up into those it was hilarious.
• 33:58
  Speaker 8: My mom was way cooler when i was little than
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: she is now seriously she played like super mario for days.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: My mom did too like tetris for hours that was
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: all she did watch warlock watch warlock play.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Nintendo I don't know about cool.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: I'm not so thrilled right now, actually.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: When the first Aliens came out, I think once it
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: came out on, like, VHS, my mom bought it and
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: wore the tape out.
• 34:24
  Speaker 12: She watched it.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Now that's cool.
• 34:25
  Speaker 10: That is pretty cool.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, Mom, I don't want to watch this anymore.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I am Sigourney Weaver. I am Sigourney Weaver.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: My mom looks like Sigourney Weaver when she did.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: She's kind of fat now.
• 34:35
  Speaker 17: Sorry, Mom.
• 34:35
  Speaker 11: You are.
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: She's like 50.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: She's allowed to be. This is cool.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: She's had three freaking kids. Is that the end of
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: our Geek Weekly?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: I'm still trying to get the image of you making
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: out with Pinhead out of my head.
• 34:50
  Speaker 12: I mean, very carefully.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, how do you make out with Pinhead? That's
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: going to be.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Basically, just me licking his needles.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Okay. Whatever you're into. Hold that. Kind of hot, actually.
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: Anyway, yeah, let's leave that alone.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Well, fan mail can be sent to you now.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I hate laters.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Laters. Laters.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Somebody needs to. They've been slacking lately.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really. You need somebody to tell such stuff. Look
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: how friggin' awesome we are.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: I mean, come on.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: One of the other people, come on.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Pick a side.
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: Whatever.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: On that note, we will take a break and be
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: back with What's the Buff?
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: God, Jesus.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: It is a cheese. I don't even like cheese.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: It's the only thing that there is. It's the only
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: thing that there is. Cheese is not even good. I
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: think I've got a popcorn in the car. No!
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Hellraiser! In the thunder and heat!
• 35:36
  Speaker 14: Hellraiser!
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Look, you're back in your seat!
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Hellraiser!
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: It's intermission. Rise and stretch time. Time to refresh yourself
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: and visit our snack bar. Got a yen for hot popcorn?
• 36:18
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• 36:23
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• 36:28
  Speaker 4: of ice cream and candy to tempt you. Showtime will
• 36:31
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• 36:34
  Speaker 4: your car in time. So stretch your legs. Come to
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: the snack bar now.
• 36:43
  Speaker 15: Ladies and gentlemen, you will soon behold a sight so strange,
• 36:47
  Speaker 15: so horrifying, so utterly monstrous, we dare you to look.
• 36:51
  Speaker 16: Ah!
• 36:53
  Speaker 15: Look if you must, this is She-Freak. You have just
• 36:59
  Speaker 15: entered the alley of a thousand nightmares.
• 37:01
  Speaker 13: Here behind the tinsel of a monster midway, you will
• 37:05
  Speaker 13: discover She-Freak. A demented thing with the soul of a
• 37:10
  Speaker 13: woman and a diabolical plot for hideous revenge.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: If you can take it, see She-Freak. But heed this warning.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Ha ha.
• 37:21
  Speaker 15: If you reveal the barbaric, hate-filled ending, you too will
• 37:25
  Speaker 15: end up in the Geek Pit.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Gee, freak. Appalling color.
• 37:42
  Speaker 17: To talk to you about something very important today. That's
• 37:44
  Speaker 17: outside the cinema.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: I know a lot of you listening now enjoy the
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: film world. Boy, outside the cinema covers all kinds of
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: good films. If you're looking for the classics, perhaps you're
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: looking for a good old Nazi film where the Nazis
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: torture and rape everyone in sight.
• 37:56
  Speaker 17: Or giant monsters crawl from the sea.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: Or perhaps an Italian film where Edwidge Finch takes her
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: clothes off for no apparent reason.
• 38:03
  Speaker 17: Or renegade bikers just do whatever they damn well please.
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: Perhaps even occasionally turn into a werewolf, then Outside the
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: Cinema is your place to go.
• 38:10
  Speaker 17: That's www.outsidethecinema.com. Outside the Cinema, your source for cult movie discussion.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Graham Elwood, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: Pawn shot first.
• 38:55
  Speaker 18: You know you love me, I know you care Just
• 38:59
  Speaker 18: shout whenever, and I'll be there You want my love,
• 39:05
  Speaker 18: you want my heart And we will never ever ever.
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: Be apart Unless that's what you're looking for He actually
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: told me last night that's what he wanted I think
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: it's like, do it two more times, I think That's.
• 39:22
  Speaker 10: What she said.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Nice. Yikes.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: When will that die?
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Never.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: She said, it's gone through waves already.
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: It's like, it was cool like three years ago and
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: then it died and then it came back like a
• 39:41
  Speaker 7: year ago.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, really? Yeah, like that was.
• 39:43
  Speaker 10: Whatever, that never went away. Neither did your mom.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 39:46
  Speaker 12: Or the word box.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: No, because I quit hearing it.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Nor did the word box. That will always be there.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Some of the funny things, like in the kitchen, it's
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: like you say something and it's like, that's what she said.
• 40:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: You have a box and you're like, oh, flying box.
• 40:08
  Speaker 8: We have, like at work, you know, we have breadsticks
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: and chicken fingers and spoons and forks and all that
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: stuff that everybody has in the kitchen. And, you know,
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: if someone needs like a breadstick, you're like, stick me.
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: Or if someone needs a spoon, you fork me. The
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: other day, I was waiting with this other lady I
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: work with in the kitchen, and she was waiting on
• 40:27
  Speaker 8: chicken fingers.
• 40:28
  Speaker 10: She goes, finger me.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: That's what she said. That seems normal.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: Finger me.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: She probably didn't even think about it.
• 40:40
  Speaker 12: She did.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: It all seems normal to me. I don't know what.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: You're talking about.
• 40:45
  Speaker 9: That's so funny.
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: We're getting kitchens are funny. I'm glad none of the
• 40:51
  Speaker 10: guys in my kitchen show each other their balls.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we've never played that game. We did do the
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: sack tapping game for a while. But luckily for me,
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: I don't have to.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: So I always win.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: There's nothing that makes you more instantly angry than some
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: dude slapping your.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Nuts out of the blue. Not so cool. I just
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: want to stab him.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: It's a little too up close and personal for me.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: I accidentally touched my stage chef's butthole last night.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Like the actual butthole.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Like injury? What kind of restaurant is this?
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Which sous chef is this? Because I don't want to
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: go to that restaurant either.
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: Nobody's going to eat in this town ever again.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: I just went to slap his butt and he bent
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: over a.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Little too far.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: And just the middle finger curved up. I swear to God,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: my middle.
• 41:45
  Speaker 12: Finger felt funny for like 70 minutes.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, what? We're not friends anymore. I can't
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: look at you.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I think at that point you're beyond friends.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: I was having a Christmas party at my apartment, my
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: old apartment, and there was a cabinet above my, there
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: was like a little.
• 42:04
  Speaker 10: Hole in the wall in the cabinet above my kitchen cabinet.
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: And I was like in the bathroom, I come out
• 42:09
  Speaker 8: and my, one of my friends is trying to push
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: my other friend like.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Up into the cabinet.
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: And I just hear my friend say, ah, your thumb's
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: been way too close to my vagina, get away.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: And it was a guy.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: That was my ass pussy.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: That was.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: A great guy. That was a great guy. Do you
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: have a new tie?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Not that he talks about.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I have seen a lot.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Babe, is there something you need to tell me?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: No, he'll show you later. Uh-huh. It's a special trick
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: he learned in the joint.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: If you're going to do.
• 42:53
  Speaker 12: That, do it on Jerry Springer.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: That way I get famous. I'm pretty sure once.
• 42:57
  Speaker 12: I get on TV, I'm going to be famous. I
• 42:59
  Speaker 12: just need to get on TV.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Jerry Springer is the best way to break in, right?
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Or Judge Judy.
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: Just start a feud with someone over something and go
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: on one of those shows.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: When have you been listening? I told you not to
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: listen to that show. They say bad words.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: A lot of them. Talk about ass pussies.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's what you think. It's all part of the show.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: All right, we're back with What's the Buzz?
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Groovy.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: What's the buzz?
• 43:33
  Speaker 12: Lay it on us.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're ready for it.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: I think I'm ready.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I think you're ready to start complaining.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: I can take it and complain about it.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you can. Let's start complaining about
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: the Bieber.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Justin Bieber?
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Is he going to start.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Coming out with movies like... I thought you were talking
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: about Leave it to Bieber. Oh, when is that show?
• 43:58
  Speaker 7: They're missing their window right now.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: The remake, yeah.
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: Hurry up and get Leave it to Bieber on Fox.
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: It's got to be Fox.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: It's going to be on this fall. We just did it.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Send us royalties, please.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: I would prefer that over what's going on here.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: I see him making a whole string of movies like
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: the Olsen Twins. What is a Justin Bieber?
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good.
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: I think that's what everybody said up until, well, everybody
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: that wasn't a 14-year-old girl said it until about two
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: weeks ago. Yeah, I think we made fun of him
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: a few weeks back, and it was the first good
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: portion of us were exposed to him. So, yeah, you're
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: lucky us at that point. But yeah, apparently he's quite
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: popular with the female youngsters out there.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: And so Paramount Pictures has greenlit a biopic.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: A biopic?
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: He's 16.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: How do you get a biopic at 16?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Give me a freaking break. Well, I learned to wipe
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: my ass. Yeah, right? The diaper years.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: When I learned about love, oh wait, I haven't learned.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: About love yet. Oh, I know it gets better. It
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: will be in 3D. No.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: No, you don't. I wish I was making that up.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: What are they trying to do to the youth of America?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Retard it even more.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: They're trying to get girls to start their periods sooner.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: I think they're going to feed them stereo radio.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I think that's happening anyway, isn't it? At the theater.
• 45:19
  Speaker 9: Seven-year-olds are like, I need a tampon.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I thought Roger was the one that was going to
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: take his pick.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: They start selling them in the lobby.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: They're like a large.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Popcorn and a huge box of Tampax, please.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Oh my god, the one with the wings, baby.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: The one with the wings.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: No, no, not that one.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: Do we need to get into anatomy?
• 45:49
  Speaker 12: Show me on the doll.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Where Dustin Beaver made you start.
• 45:53
  Speaker 14: Oh, jeez.
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: Oh, god.
• 45:54
  Speaker 13: Okay, anyway.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: It's hard to take us there.
• 45:56
  Speaker 10: Once again, I'll hit you.
• 45:57
  Speaker 8: Reset to....
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: It's in 3D. Awesome.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: It just continues to get more and more ridiculous. When
• 46:11
  Speaker 7: the news first broke, it came with the surprising addition
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: that the director was going to be Davis Guggenheim, the
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: Academy Award-winning director of Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth.
• 46:22
  Speaker 14: What?
• 46:24
  Speaker 12: What is happening?
• 46:24
  Speaker 14: Yeah, what?
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: What is happening right now?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Doing a Bieber movie in 3D. What the fuck? So
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: that didn't last long, however.
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: Within two days, Guggenheimer decided that he did not want
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: to have anything to do with it.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Thank God.
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: Oh, my Lord.
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: I think it's just his documentary making friends were making
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: fun of him.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: And then that got out. When you've got dorky documentary
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: making guys calling you out, you know you're in trouble. So, yeah,
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: he has dropped out. I don't think they've picked a
• 46:52
  Speaker 7: new replacement at this point.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Thank Lord.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter. It's getting made. You know it's
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: getting made.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Of course, and Disney's going to make a shit ton
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: of money off of it.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: But this is how.
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: I mean, to me, it made no sense when I
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: first heard about it. Now, the more they describe it,
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: I'm like, is this even a biopic, really? He will
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: be playing himself.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, isn't this.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Wait, no, that's not a biopic.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they're going to have.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: performances from his current tour and a big show at
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: Madison Square Garden. I'm like, isn't this just a concert performance?
• 47:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: This is going to be, yeah. I was like, this
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: is going to be a behind the scenes thing.
• 47:25
  Speaker 8: How is it?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, unless you're going to devote most of the.
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: Movie to his story and showing him like growing up
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: or whatnot, you know, I'm like, this is not a,
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: traditional biopic. This is just going to be a performance.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: It's just a money-making BS scheme.
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: Which, I mean, yeah, no surprise there.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: And that's why.
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: It's like, everybody's going to bitch about this, and I'll
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: make fun of it, but I'm not going to bitch
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: about it, because you know what? They're going to make
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: a goddamn fortune off of this. So, I'm not surprised
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: by any... Well, other than the Academy Award-winning director. But
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: the rest of it, I'm not... Yeah, the concert film,
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: the 3D, none of this surprises me. All of this
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: is just... ways that they're going to cash in on
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: this doofus before he becomes unpopular in like two months.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: When he goes through puberty and starts becoming ugly. Aren't
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: the Jones brothers already over?
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 48:13
  Speaker 12: They just started again. Aren't they all married and stuff?
• 48:16
  Speaker 10: One of them.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Not the one with diabetes, the other one.
• 48:19
  Speaker 10: The one that looks the most like a hobbit?
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Is that the youngest brother?
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: No, he's the cool one. They all look like hobbits.
• 48:29
  Speaker 10: Hobbits, but one is special. He's like a hobbit. Like,
• 48:32
  Speaker 10: you can just imagine his hairy feet.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: One is like a special hobbit.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Especially.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. When is the day?
• 48:38
  Speaker 10: No, I said especially, not a special.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 48:43
  Speaker 10: He's a special hobbit.
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: Anytime you hear that all day long, kids scream real loud. Ah!
• 48:50
  Speaker 12: John is so sad.
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: Okay. I forgot to mention this, but this is why
• 48:54
  Speaker 8: I love Netflix so much. I didn't even type anything
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: in except for my email address, and I searched comedies,
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: and they're like, here's some movies you might enjoy.
• 49:02
  Speaker 10: Little Shop of Horrors, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Cry Baby.
• 49:05
  Speaker 17: I'm like, oh, my God.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: It's like it knows me.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: It knows who I am.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I can understand that.
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: I mean, because it does keep track of what you
• 49:11
  Speaker 7: watch and start to base things on it.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: But if right out of the gate.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Logged in that's scary that's awesome.
• 49:18
  Speaker 11: That's creepy i think they can tie in with facebook.
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: Ah there you go that's true everything is now tied
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: to facebook just like um groove shark yeah i didn't
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: do facebook without me even knowing about it and i
• 49:32
  Speaker 7: was like this is awesome it started playing you know
• 49:34
  Speaker 7: i No, it was, I'm sorry, Pandora.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: It started playing everything, but it had just pulled from
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: the bands that I liked.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Man, that's kind of creepy, actually. I disabled that very quickly.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Stop doing my business.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: How dare you give me what I like?
• 49:50
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Without my permission.
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: I didn't tell you to give me what I like, bitch.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: I get really.
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: Excited when, like, mindless, soulless internet websites know me.
• 49:58
  Speaker 10: I'm like, what?
• 49:59
  Speaker 8: Like, last FM, I'm like, oh, you played the Pogues,
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: and then you played Napalm Death.
• 50:04
  Speaker 16: Yay!
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: It's just creepy when, like, the little banners on the
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: side come up, and they, like, list.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Your hometown, and list, like, your.
• 50:12
  Speaker 7: Age, and shit, and you're just like, yeah, and you're
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: just like, what the, how do you know me?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Stop talking to me, computer!
• 50:18
  Speaker 10: You know what really bothers me?
• 50:20
  Speaker 8: It always has something that's relative to my life, like,
• 50:24
  Speaker 8: interior design or something like that, and it'll be like,
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: meet hot local lesbian singles.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: It always says that.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: And you're like, yes.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Score, finally. Well, I was, they thought I would like
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: gay boys with beards. Oh, God. Which I'm still saying
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: that's right on the money. I mean, come on.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Gay boys with beards.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Facebook.
• 50:47
  Speaker 10: Actually, yeah, gay, I know a lot of guys with beards,
• 50:49
  Speaker 10: but not really gay. Exactly.
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: Those are bears.
• 50:55
  Speaker 11: This was all about, it wasn't just about just facial hair.
• 50:57
  Speaker 11: This was beards.
• 50:59
  Speaker 8: Like ZZ Top beard or Amish beard?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think they were that specific. Amish ZZ Top.
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: When is that going to kick off?
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: One's playing the stand-up cello.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: They did have the electric Amish for a while. I
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: do remember that, unfortunately. That got carried away.
• 51:17
  Speaker 10: I need to get into that. Electric Amish?
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: It sounds amazing.
• 51:20
  Speaker 12: Aren't they just called Mennonites?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: This was.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: A fan.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Awesome, baby. Jodi, I just clocked in.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: I haven't been here all day.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: What's been going on?
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Wow. This is like a Weird Al Yankovic type. They
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: would take classic rock and then talk about it. Come together,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: build a barn.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I think that's why I love Weird Al. I think.
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: Weird Al is like 50% responsible for who I am.
• 51:54
  Speaker 10: I just had this epiphany.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Nice, nice. He's one of your parents? Whoa, wait a minute.
• 52:03
  Speaker 10: I wished.
• 52:04
  Speaker 8: I think Weird Al might be the reason that I
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: like Polka and the Amish so much.
• 52:08
  Speaker 10: I think it's... I think it's his fault.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: We're tying in a lot of this.
• 52:11
  Speaker 10: Remember when White and Nerdy came out?
• 52:13
  Speaker 8: I felt like that song was written about me.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: I love White and Nerdy. I was thinking the other
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: day in the kitchen, I was.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Like, what am I doing?
• 52:21
  Speaker 7: I like that every week we have sort of a
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: little breakthrough here.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: We have epiphanies.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: We're not just a movie show.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: We're changing lives.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: We really are.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: This is only one of my group meetings. I'm already
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: getting tons of stuff done here.
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: We're like a therapy session.
• 52:35
  Speaker 8: Sharing.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: We're sharing.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: And we watch movies occasionally. Weren't we doing the buzz?
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, sorry.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 52:42
  Speaker 10: I got distracted.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: About how Weird Al is happening.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: That's what we're supposed to do.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Growing up ADD. Woohoo!
• 52:47
  Speaker 10: And I have dated men with curly hair before.
• 52:49
  Speaker 8: I wonder if that also has something to do with
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: my love for Weird Al.
• 52:54
  Speaker 10: It wasn't long because that's just gross.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: So you went out with the Jonas Brothers.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: All right, cool.
• 52:59
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: So... The special.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: The special hobbit.
• 53:04
  Speaker 10: The special hobbit.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: That's what you're looking for. All right.
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so to round out fever here, they will be
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: releasing it February 11, 2011, just in time for Valentine's Day.
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: Because when you think romance, you think of a weird-looking
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: 16-year-old boy who looks like a 13-year-old girl.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right?
• 53:25
  Speaker 11: Did you hear about the girl that was at a
• 53:30
  Speaker 11: bar drinking?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: She was like a 24-year-old woman.
• 53:33
  Speaker 11: The police were called to the bar because they thought.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: that it was Justin Bieber drinking in the bar. I
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: did hear that.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: It was actually a news report.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I think it was in Massachusetts.
• 53:45
  Speaker 14: Oh, my God.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Is it Ellen Page?
• 53:47
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: And all of the people in the bar, they took
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: a picture, you know, for the newspaper.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's hilarious.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Awesome.
• 54:00
  Speaker 8: The only news I get nowadays is from Tosh. 0' s.
• 54:03
  Speaker 10: Updates on Facebook.
• 54:06
  Speaker 12: And apparently there's.
• 54:10
  Speaker 8: This picture of Taylor Lautner next to this girl who
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: looked exactly like him.
• 54:16
  Speaker 10: It was really creepy.
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: But she was holding a Taylor Lautner pillow. So she, like,
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: had an obsession with him.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: And looking like him.
• 54:23
  Speaker 10: I'm so obsessed with you and I look just like you.
• 54:25
  Speaker 10: We should get together and have babies that look exactly
• 54:27
  Speaker 10: like us.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Really creepy. That is really creepy. That's freaking weird.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: I do love me some Taylor Liner, though.
• 54:34
  Speaker 10: He's pretty handsome.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: But thankfully you don't look like him. You shouldn't be
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: attracted to people you look just like. Unless you're from
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: West Virginia.
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: I'm attracted to Amy Smart.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, Amy Smart. Oh, she was on Scrubs yesterday. Oh,
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: she's so cute.
• 54:47
  Speaker 10: Hey, I'm back.
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: Hi.
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, I'm here.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Never mind.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Alright, moving on.
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: In this summer, following the end of Lost, many of
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: the people involved with the show's success have been lining
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: up for new jobs. So this week we found out
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: the Lost frontman, the signature Hilmer there, that directed... Many
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: of the big episodes, Jack Bender, he is now, which
• 55:21
  Speaker 7: his most impressive thing before that was Child's Play 3.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: Anyway, but over the last, you know, 10 years, he's
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: worked on Alias and Lost and kind of built up,
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: you know, a nice little bad robot resume.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: So, you know, he's doing pretty good now.
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: Sure. This week, word leaked out that Jack Bender is
• 55:37
  Speaker 7: close to landing the job of directing Moscow, the long-planned
• 55:41
  Speaker 7: new entry in the Jack Ryan film franchise.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Well, who's going to plan this time?
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: We talked about it a while ago that they had
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: signed on to do a new one, and... It is
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: weird that this is the first... They're sticking with this
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: as the first non-Tom Clancy property.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: They're not taking it from a novel. They're just going,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: we can write our own Jack Ryan. Fuck them.
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: So.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: No Affleck. Please.
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: Thankfully, there is no Affleck in this.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Even Baldwin, I think, is okay. Yeah. That's what I think.
• 56:11
  Speaker 15: Which one?
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Alec back in the day.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Alec's the original Jack Ryan.
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Hunt for Red October.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Back when he was actually young and not goofy.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I have no idea what the hell is
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: going on right now. I'm just asking questions because I'm confused.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see Hunt for Red October. Yeah.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: I've seen it. I just don't care.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Nice. Well, we can't make you care.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: No one can make you care.
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: So, yeah, it was Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, and Ben Affleck.
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: Have been the rundown so far. So the fourth actor
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: to take on the role, and if Misty were here,
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: she'd be excited, Chris Pine.
• 56:42
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Not a bad way to go, really, actually.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I can see. Yeah. Chris Pine.
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: So, yeah, Moscow continues the de-aging of Jack Ryan. They
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: have considerably, especially this last time around, they're getting younger.
• 56:54
  Speaker 7: They're like the Doctor Whos of this world.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's going to be Justin Bieber's next movie.
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: God.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, if he's good in this.
• 57:01
  Speaker 12: He'll be like the next Jack Ryan.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Bieber is Ryan.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: So, yeah, this next time out, he is fresh out
• 57:07
  Speaker 7: of the Marines and working for a Russian billionaire until
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: his new job sends him on the run after being
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: implicated in a terrorist plot.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, all this is kind of cool. It's just fun.
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: Maybe they're crossing over. I didn't even see the Affleck one,
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: so I don't know. Because to me, it's funny that...
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: That Jack Ryan has become such a big character and
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: he's got this whole series, especially of movies.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I haven't read the books.
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: Again, we frown upon reading on this show. But yeah,
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: I just think it's funny because he's always the least
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: interesting character in any of these movies.
• 57:39
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: He's like especially like the harrison ford wins and i
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: think harrison ford's awesome but i'm like he's the most
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: boring guy in these movies he's always like the pencil
• 57:47
  Speaker 7: pusher that gets shoved into these action scenes and everybody
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: else is like involved in the action he's just running
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: around going oh shit i hope i don't get shot
• 57:54
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: He's just ass though he always like ends.
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: Up eventually yeah he comes around he's like then he
• 57:59
  Speaker 7: gets pissed off he's like all right fine i gotta
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: kick somebody's ass but i mean he always goes into
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: it so backward you know he just gets thrown into
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: the middle of it so it's He's not like your
• 58:09
  Speaker 7: big action star kind of character, so it's weird that
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: they keep focusing on him. I guess it's just because
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: the Clancy Novelers are so popular and kept cranking him
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: out of movies.
• 58:19
  Speaker 11: And the Bourne films were so over the top recently
• 58:23
  Speaker 11: that they've got to do something.
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: This is sort of cashing in on the Bournes. Pretty
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: much done now. At least officially, everybody that was making
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: it watchable isn't involved anymore, so... Even if they try
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: to do, like, a spinoff, it'll be, like, the girl version.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Jenny Bourne, coming at you this summer.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: On CBS.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: You know they're going to do it.
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: Or there'll be a, like, I don't know. They'll try
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: to take it off.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: It'll be, like, a midget Bourne.
• 58:50
  Speaker 12: I have to watch this on Wednesday nights.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Midget Bourne. This Wednesday.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Midget Bourne.
• 58:56
  Speaker 10: Midget Bourne?
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Bourne.
• 58:58
  Speaker 8: Bourne.
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: Bourne.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 59:00
  Speaker 14: Bourne.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 59:00
  Speaker 10: That's what I said.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: That's different. Midget Bourne. Oh, my God. I'm picturing it
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: right now. It's ridiculous.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Starring Vernon Joyer.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: They're all driving Mini Coopers. And he still needs a
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: high chair.
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: Instead of, like, flying across from one window to the next,
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: he just kind of jumps up a little bit.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: Because, I mean, it's kind of hard to fly when
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: you're a little guy.
• 59:23
  Speaker 10: There's not any way too many midget shows.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, there are.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: TLC is all about... Oh, yeah. I do love... The
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Little People Channel is what they call it.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 59:33
  Speaker 8: Now, TLC is really just, like, modern, like, Barnum and Bailey.
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: I mean, all it is is freak show constantly, constantly
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: freak shows.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: I should like them more than anything.
• 59:43
  Speaker 14: I know.
• 59:43
  Speaker 10: I can get behind that.
• 59:44
  Speaker 8: But at the same time, they try to make it all, like, oh, look,
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: here's the life of these people.
• 59:49
  Speaker 10: It's so amazing and wonderful. They try to turn it
• 59:52
  Speaker 10: into this, like... It's politically correct learning.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Fucking heartwarming stories and shit.
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: I'm just like, no, this is a step right up
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: kind of fucking thing. Don't try to pass it off
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: as something you don't want.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 12: We're watching it because we want to see what the
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 12: fuck is wrong.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, here's my five tickets. Pull the curtain back, okay?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Seriously.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 11: There's one TLC special, though, that I've seen it. Eight times, probably.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 11: It's like the girl that was born.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Without a face. Oh, yeah. And every time I watch it,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: I bawl like.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: A little baby.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, it is amazing to watch.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: The last one I was, like, really into was the
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: little mermaid girl.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah, the mermaid girl.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 14: Ariel.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Very much not Ariel.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: That's weird.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Was Sebastian on that?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: She was more just like a freak and lived a
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: life of hell.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: But I like those guys, man. I like those guys.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: I'm on board with those kind of characters. I feel
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: a kinship with the freaks.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: We watched one and it was like, this little boy
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: could not stop gaining weight.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: He was growing exponentially no matter how much he ate.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: He was like a year and a half old. He
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: was hugerous.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 17: 100 pounds.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: 30 pounds yes it's not right.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: They're just like whoa whoa.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: And they like feed him the same amount of food
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: and he'd still just keep getting bigger and bigger.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: And bigger and bigger like that's not right yeah they
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: don't understand why he could be dead right.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Now is it for you all right moving on.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: Other will never finish i'm kidding oh lord again you
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: see the ridiculousness that ensues every week So, Maggie Grace
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: is developing quite a career out of a very specialized
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: and specific role. The kidnapped daughter in Luc Besson produced movies.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: After co-starring in Taken last year, this year she has
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: signed on for Taken 2 and is also reuniting... Electric Boogaloo.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: We all had to say it. I stopped working in there.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: She is also reuniting with Besson in a science fiction
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 7: action movie called Lockout.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: Based on a story by Luc Besson, Lockout tells the
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: story of a wrongly convicted man, played by Guy Pearce,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: who is sent to rescue the U.S. President's daughter from
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: an outer space prison that has been taken over by
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 7: the inmates.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: I kind of like this, actually.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 7: That's one of the reasons I had to throw it in.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: Maggie Grace or not, I don't care. It sounds kind
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: of cool.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: I like Luc Besson.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and anything.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: Again, I think it's all produced at this point. I
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: kind of would like to see him direct it, really.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 11: The thing that bothers me is the, that sounds good,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 11: but the taking two idea. You're using that same.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Girl, like, who wants her?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: But stay home.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 10: At that point.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 11: Once that's happened to you one time, you're like, yeah,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 11: I'm never going to leave my city again.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: I might go to McDonald's, but I'm not. What I'm
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: waiting for. I'm not going nowhere.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: I'm staying in my fucking house with a gun.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: And that dad would probably have you on lockdown anyway. Oh, really?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Well, what I'm waiting for is.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: I'm going to college.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: The phone call the second time, and he's like, get
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: under the bed. She's like, no, fuck that, Dad.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: You know what? It didn't do me a damn bit
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: of good.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 11: Why don't you teach me how to kill these people?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Tell me.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Exactly. It must be some knowledge.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 10: I hated that movie.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: I liked all the action scenes, except it almost felt
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: like they were all too close.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 12: Like, all the action was in your fucking face.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, who is that? What's happening? Somebody's getting
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: the shit down.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Jiggle cam.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 10: I like when her friend gets shut up with heroin
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 10: and duds.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was awesome.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Spoiler alert.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no kidding.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: She had nice ta-tas.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Ta-ta alert.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Can't stop, won't stop.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Nice. No, the best part of that movie, though, was
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: the trailer.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: Still i mean it's the thing i kind of feel
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: like i don't need to watch the movie after the
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: trailer because yeah it kind of covers it all right
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: there really which again is sort of the downfall of trailers.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Now yeah but it definitely sold the movie.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: In a way it's awesome i guess again especially a
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: movie like that you you kind of need to get
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: all that in there you're not going to get your
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: audience in without all the action scenes.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: And you get a bunch of quive on beat the
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: shit out of people yeah.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not such a voicey hippie guy.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Qui-Gon was a dork.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: So, yeah, this one is Lockout. Doesn't have Qui-Gon at
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: all that I know of. Other than that, Lockout will
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: start filming in 3D. You saw that coming.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. On September 7th. So, yep, start getting ready for it.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: We need to get our 3D glasses.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm ready.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: Go get in line right now.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 11: I'm wondering when they're going to have 3D eye surgery
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 11: so you don't have to wear the glasses anymore.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: The TVs are coming out in 3D.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: Well, it'll just get to that point and all these
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: people will go do it and they'll be like.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Eh, we're done with 3D. Our new thing is going
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: And then they'll get rid of 3D will be the
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: beta max of the new world.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: Why hasn't Smell-O-Vision... been they've been talking about that for
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 8: years like it's a joke i want it to actually.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: Happen whatever john waters was once again on the forefront
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 7: of technology yep he had it all covered years.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 10: Ago i know because the man's a fucking genius that's right.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I can't argue that yep.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: Uh we sort of mentioned this last week actually greg
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: you were there for this one You were thrilled about
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: it then, if I remember. Leading up to the San
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: Diego Comic-Con, there was a report that Guillermo del Toro,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: your favorite dude, was possibly considering writing and producing a
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: new Van Helsing movie as his replacement for leaving The Hobbit.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: When it was revealed that del Toro is instead writing
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: and producing the new Haunted Mansion movie, which we won't
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: even go back into. Luckily, he's also going to do
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: it at the Mountains of Madness, which actually sounds like
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: an awesome project. So, just ignore that Haunted Mansion. We
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: already bitched about it.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: And the Mountains of Madness, like the Lovecraft story?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah. He's going to try to do a real adaptation
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: of Lovecraft. And if anybody can do it once again,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: he's talented enough to do it. He just needs to
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: pick a fucking project.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: So, but.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Focus.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: Most fans probably thought the idea of a new Van
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: Helsing was dead, with good reason. But no, we learned
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: this week that the missing piece of the puzzle wasn't
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: that Viltoro was involved, but as who else is producing
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: this new project for Universal.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Tom Cruise.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 16: Ugh.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: When I think Van Helsing, I think Tom Cruise.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: Even though Del Toro has now left the project, which
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: to me drops down to nothing at this point, the
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: actor who once played Lestat may very well get to
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: play the great vampire hunter, Abraham Van Helsing. So this
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 7: kind of tells you how far Tom Cruise has fallen
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: down the A-list level here because he's now taking on
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: roles that didn't work for Hugh Jackman.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 7: And not that long ago. It's not like it's been
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: 20 years. This is a very small amount of time
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 7: to try to reboot, or I guess you could pretend
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: like it's a sequel. But, I mean, when nobody's involved
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: from the other one, how is it much of a sequel?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: You're the monster.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Tom Cruise.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 14: I agree.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 12: I liked Hugh Jackman as Van Helsing.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: I was okay with it.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I think there were other issues.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Hugh Jackman could play Papa Smurf and I'd be like, yes,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: I believe you.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: I believe you, Papa.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: You are Papa Smurf.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: As long as he sings and dances.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: And wears white little pants and no shirt.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: He's white beard.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Frilly pants.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: They're not frilly.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: In the crotch area.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: This is one of your dreams, isn't it?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 13: No.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: I'm going to save that one for the other one.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: Don't touch me.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Get off me.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I need my medication.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 7: On to our adaptation. So is anyone here a Kerouac fan?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: No. Greg, you can read.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: Do you like it?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I read some back in the college days, and
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 11: I'm just not into it.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 8: I've been meaning to, but I kind of feel like
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: it's one of those things that's way overhyped.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Probably going into it. I, it's one of those.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: And it's funny cause the whole beat thing is, is
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: like really going to hit in the next, I mean, there,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: there are several, I just saw the trailer for the, um,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 7: the James Franco movie, how that.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Looks really cool.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 7: Actually, they look like they've done something interesting with it
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 7: and it's not quite as Hollywood as I expected. It
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: looks kind of more like an indie film that, you know, they've,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: they've tried to do something with the character and they're
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: actually going into all these other weird people he was
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: hanging out with. So that one at least could be interesting.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 7: There's at least one or two other ones involving all
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: those guys around that point. So, you know, it's going
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: to hit. And it was one of those, I always
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: kind of liked the idea of that movement, not, the
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: specific sometimes. I can get behind their artistic ideals, but
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: the massive drug use and being a deadbeat and not
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: having a job, none of those I was really on
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: board for. But yeah, they were probably that first wave of,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: you know, nonconformists. They really did kind of push the
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 7: envelope of their artistic ideas. And, yes, that gets carried
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: away and bastardized into forms that are really terrible.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, it's kind of a cool idea.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: So this, I've heard for a while now they've gotten the,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: permission or whatever screwing over they had to do to
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: do a version of On the Road. And lately I've
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: just been hearing casting, but I hadn't heard who was
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 7: behind it. So I wanted to try to figure out
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 7: a little more about it. So the casting that came
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: out this week, they're adding on to, and here's the
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 7: one that worries me, no surprise though, Kristen Stewart is
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 7: in every fucking movie now.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 12: I hate her face.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: It's so lazy.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: That's a running theme, as we well know.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of who she would be in
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: On the Road.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: She's... Wait a minute.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: I've got it here.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: She's kind of like the main chick.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think if there was a main chick, though.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: Really? Really.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Oh they'll just write her in yeah i'm sure yeah maybe.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 11: She'll sparkle it just as long as they didn't have
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 11: i just had this instant thought that they'd put johnny
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 11: depp in it.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 7: And that see that's one i kind of expected actually
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 7: because they don't i don't know i mean it's a
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 7: tough call in a way it's almost too close because
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: i know he really is into that he's he's like
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: right done different variations and actually it He did a
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 7: song based on his work that I think will work
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 7: in here now because there's one on that Kerouac album
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: that's kind of cool. Once again, him crossing over into
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 7: music for years there. He does some adaptation of a
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 7: Kerouac work. I know he's really into them. I could
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 7: also see him being kind of passionate about it and
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: wanting to get into it, but it would also, to me,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 7: fall into that category. It would almost go into a
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: weird area that I... It would be almost to its detriment.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I kind of agree.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 11: There's the whole fear and loathing in Las Vegas thing.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 11: That was very disappointing to me.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he could almost fall into some sort of weird
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 7: caricature of it, which he definitely did there.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: So it's, yeah, I can see. I'll probably just stay
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: away myself. I mean, it's interesting.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: I don't like the Kristen Stewart part, but again, most
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: of the first part, because it was Kristen Stewart and
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: Kirsten Dunst, which I'm like, she has her moments of
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: being a good actress, but she can walk through a
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: lot of roles.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: So I'm worried about that one. The new one they
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: added was Amy Adams, which I'm like, eh, she's at
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: least a decent actress.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: It's her and Viggo Mortensen.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 7: As the drug-addling husband and wife duo, the old bully
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 7: and Jane.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: So that'll be interesting.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 7: We can definitely see Viggo fitting into one of his stories.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: But I hadn't heard much else on the specifics of it,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 7: and it sounds a little better the more I found
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 7: out about it.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 7: It is Walter Salus and Francis Ford Coppola's adaptation. So
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: to me, it's like if you've got Coppola involved, that's
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: especially I mean, he hasn't done a ton of directing lately.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 7: So I think he just wants to be producer. But again,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: I think he's a hands on kind of producer and
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 7: he probably will sort of steer it where it needs
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 7: to go.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: So I feel a little better knowing he's involved.
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  Speaker 7: And then Walter Salas did The Motorcycle Diaries, which I
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 7: was just. looking at, like, the trailer again, of, like,
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  Speaker 7: that has that feeling. Like, it very much is that
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  Speaker 7: period piece kind of thing. It's got that journey kind
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  Speaker 7: of thing and this grand character. So I think he's
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  Speaker 7: probably the right way to go as a director, too.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 7: So the stars of it, I mean, the guys are
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  Speaker 7: huge at this point. Sam Riley from Control, and then Garrett... Hedlund,
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  Speaker 7: who will be huge probably by next year because he's
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 7: in Tron Legacy. So they're going to play Sal, and
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  Speaker 7: Garrett is going to play Dean Moriarty.
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  Speaker 11: I think if they stay away from, to me, the
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  Speaker 11: way it would work, if they really did, if they
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  Speaker 11: keep away from marketing it to Hot Topic Kids, that's
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 11: step one. If they stay and they actually try to
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 11: make it authentic. And then make it more like, did
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 11: you see Into the Wild? I can't remember his name.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: McCandless was the guy. I guess Sean Penn directed that.
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  Speaker 11: He kept taking moments from his life, and it really
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 11: was a well-told story.
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  Speaker 1: Something like that. But if they made it more like
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  Speaker 1: Fear and the Little Thing in Las Vegas, I think
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  Speaker 1: it would just completely turn me off.
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  Speaker 11: So I think there's something there, but it would have
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  Speaker 11: to be handled very well.
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  Speaker 7: Which, again, with both of these guys involved, director and producer-wise,
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  Speaker 7: they don't seem to fall into that category. They don't
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  Speaker 7: seem to do crazy, over-the-top sort of characters. I mean,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: especially looking at Salas' last couple of big movies.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It seems like it's on the right track.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 7: Again, I'm not thrilled with some of the casting here,
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  Speaker 7: but some of it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know. It's yet to be seen. I
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: hope Kristen Stewart gets a TV show and stays there
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: for about 40 years that I never watch. Quit putting
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: her in decent properties.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, whatever happened to the girl from Donnie Darko? She
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 12: would have been much better in Christmas.
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  Speaker 10: Megan.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Jenna Malone.
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  Speaker 2: Jenna Malone.
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  Speaker 10: That's what she has the exact same.
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  Speaker 2: She's the exact same.
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  Speaker 1: She's so gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: Only she's way better.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: Her face doesn't bother me one.
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  Speaker 10: But they're kind of similar looking. Yeah, they're kind of
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 10: similar looking.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 7: I can see them getting cast in the same role.
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  Speaker 12: I think she could do it better.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, easily. Definitely better.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 7: Because jenna malone you actually buy into like you believe
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 7: her as a person whereas like kristen stewart just sort
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 7: of stands there and she isn't a person.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Are you a fucking android yeah she's.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 8: Just like she just seems bored and like pissed off
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 8: the whole time yeah like in all the twilight movies
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 8: she's just in.
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  Speaker 14: All of her movies well you know she what what
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 14: gets me is you know obviously there's people casting these
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 14: movies you know that she's in and I've got to wonder,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 14: there's got to be girls that go up for these
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 14: roles that think, my God, she performed better than me
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 14: reading the script?
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  Speaker 3: How?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 11: That's the part that I don't understand. There's that real
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 11: world of there are people competing against her. Who's competing
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 11: against her? Because there's obviously somebody better. Unless they're just
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 11: tagging her, she will be in this movie because we
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 11: can sell it.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: And there, there is no competition. I think that's what
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: it is. I think it, especially with marketing machine people.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. At her level right now. Like if you're, it's
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 7: all hype. She is the, again, she is the actress
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 7: to go to. If you need somebody in her age range,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 7: that's who they're giving it to. Look at the fucking
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 7: runaways movie. She doesn't fit that part at all. If
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 7: you ask me, but she was the name. It's like,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: there were only two girls that were really big names in.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: That age range really. And they were like, they gave
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: it to both of them. So, I mean, it's like,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: and a lot of good that it did. Yes.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 7: I mean, it's, it's, It's just one of those, you're
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 7: one of those people. If you fall into that category,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: you get projects thrown at you, and it's greenlit with
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: you involved before it even hits anything else, before there's
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 7: a screenplay half the time. It's just a project with
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 7: your name attached to it.
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  Speaker 12: I would have even been okay with the older girl
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 12: from Zombieland.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's actually pretty good too.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 10: She's actually coming out.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 8: She's going to be in a new movie where she
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 8: plays a girl who pretends to have sex with nerdy
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 8: guys in her school so everyone thinks.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: She's a whore.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 10: But she's not. She just goes in a room and
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 10: screams really loud.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Where was that service when I was there?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 7: I mean, I would have liked to finish the deal,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 7: but I would have taken that.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to. Just tell everybody. Just tell
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: everybody we did it. It's a good idea, actually. We
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: need to get on this.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: You're making noise. while playing like Pac-Man.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 7: Oh this could be a good movie actually yeah right
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: and then they bond and then.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: They fall in love I see where this is going
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: ideas Hollywood ideas fresh.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: New ideas listen I don't know we stole that one
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: it really is a movie.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: In her class they're reading the scarlet letter so she
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: like puts scarlet letters on all her clothes and everyone's
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 8: like I just want to see this movie so.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: Bad right Awesome. I bet they're not playing Pac-Man in
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: the movie though.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 7: Unless they're going super retro. Alright, I think that will
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 7: wrap up part one. We can rock out with Johnny's
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 7: music now. What was his band's name? Do you really
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 7: want to know?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I just keep thinking it's like Sparkle Horse or something. No.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 10: Sparkle Horse.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: That's one of those other ones. Then it is now.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 16: Right?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 10: Even my band, Sparkle Horse.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: I think it already is a band. Yeah, I think
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 7: I think you're thinking of the Counter Reeves band.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: They were Dogstar. Dogstar. Why do I know that? But
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, that's right. I did know that.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: I own an album.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 10: I actually am starting a band, but we don't have
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 10: a name for it yet.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: Jerry, are you going to have an accordion in your band? Yes,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: there is.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: I figured.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 10: And a banjo, and a fiddle, and a washed up bass,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 10: and a washboard.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: My little brother has a mandolin. He's 16. He's looking
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: to be in band.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 7: Well, knowing our group here, I probably shouldn't tell you
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: the name of the band. And I don't know if
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 7: this was always his band or just whoever he got
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 7: together on this project. But the listing for this is
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 7: Johnny Depp and Come On.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 10: Hmm.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 15: Really?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 10: That's what she said.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know that.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: So there you go.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 14: Interesting.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: How did that thing come?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Spelled? It's spelled the right way, actually.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Not like the Tesla way. That's good.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: I thought you said not the Tesla way, and I
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: was like.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: What the fuck does Tesla have to do with anything?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: Nikolai Tesla, why?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 8: Why?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, screw Benjamin Franklin.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 7: Inventing the radio was hard.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 7: On that note, we will roll on out of here
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  Speaker 7: and invite you to come back and join us for
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 7: this week's Sofa Theater feature, Dream.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Yes come back.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: And join us please come back yay come back yeah.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: That's what she's doing come back Michael.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 16: Lockett mad road driving men ahead the mad road lonely
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 16: leading around abandoned to the openings of space towards the horizon.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 16: Wasatch snow has promised us in the vision of the West.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 16: Spine heights at the world's end, coast of blue Pacific
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 16: starry night. No bone half banana moon sloping in a
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 16: tangled night sky. The torments of great formations and mist.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 16: The huddled invisible insect in the car racing onwards.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: Illuminate.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: The raw cut.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 16: The drag, the butte, the star, the draw, the sunflower
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 16: in the grass. Orange-butted westlands of Arcadia. Forlorn sands of
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 16: the isolate earth. Dewey exposures to infinity in black space.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 16: Home of the rattlesnake and the gopher.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: The level of the world low and flat.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 16: The charging, restless mute, unvoiced road keening in a seizure
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 16: of turbulent power into the route. Fabulous plots of landowners
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 16: in green unexpected. Ditches by the side of the road.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 16: As I look from here to Elko along the level
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 16: of this pin parallel to telephone poles, I can see
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 16: a bug playing in the hot sun.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 9: Swish.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 16: Hit yourself a ride beyond the fastest freight train. Beat
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 16: the smoke, find the thighs, spend the shiny, throw the shroud.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 16: Kiss the morning star in the morning glass. Mad roads
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 16: driving men ahead. Pencil traceries of our faintest wish and
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 16: the travel of the horizon merge. Nosy cloud up-busks in
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 16: a dravel.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Of speechless distance.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 16: The black sheep clouds cling a parallel above the steams
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 16: of the CBQ. Serried little Missouri rocks haunt the badlands. Harsh,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 16: dry brown fields roll in the moonlight with a shiny
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 16: cow's ass. Telephone poles.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Toothpick time.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 16: Dotting immensity. The crazed voyager of the lone automobile presses
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 16: forth his eager insignificance in noseplates and licenses into the
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 16: vast promise of life. The choice of tragic wives. Drain
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 16: your basins in old Ohio and.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: The Indian and the Illini Plains.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 16: Bring your big muddy rivers through Kansas and the mudlands.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 16: Yellowstone and the frozen north. Punch lake holes in Florida
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 16: and L.A. Raise your cities in the white plains, cast
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 16: your mountains up, bedaw the west, bedight the west with
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 16: brave hedgerow cliffs rising to Promethean heights in fame. Plant
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 16: your prisons in the basins of the Utah moon. Nudge
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 16: Canadian groping lands that end in Arctic bays. Burl your
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 16: Mexican ribneck, America.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 9: We're going home.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: Going home.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: Who is this mysterious wizard?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 17: What new villainy are his men up to?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 15: Don't miss Tunnel of Terror, the second exciting chapter of
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 15: Batman and.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 7: Robin, at this theater next week.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: This show is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: edited by Brian Renfro, with opening music performed by The Empires.
• 1:22:36
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• 1:22:40
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