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OUTRO: Empty Threats · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: for for tuggets four to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah man, Hello, anyone else? Over it?
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  Speaker 1: Over?
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  Speaker 2: What? No good?
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  Speaker 3: I'm in a great mood.
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  Speaker 4: How are you? Keysy? Is that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know?
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  Speaker 2: Today?
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  Speaker 4: Didn't you know your wife was working from home?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't not through lack of trying.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, do you guys make much of an event on
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  Speaker 4: that front?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Is that?
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  Speaker 4: Is it a scenario where you have to work hard
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  Speaker 4: to get that happy?
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  Speaker 2: Can I just say I'm not interested in the answer here.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that's private. But if you want to
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  Speaker 2: tell me that's all good too. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, now I don't know what to do because.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean that is not specifically the Keysy.
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  Speaker 5: I mean it's a gineer comment amongst all of us
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  Speaker 5: as well, everyone in the green Yeah right, well, why
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  Speaker 5: don't you lead us off?
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  Speaker 2: Um?
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  Speaker 5: Um?
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  Speaker 4: We have our times?
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  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 5: Just sometimes there can be an effort. But as you
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  Speaker 5: get older, keys and you'll find this the older libido
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  Speaker 5: drops down of but you're still a raging.
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  Speaker 4: Bull at the moment.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it's amazing because I am like a few years
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  Speaker 6: older than Pug's hunt, and like he's still going handies,
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  Speaker 6: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Also, the world is his oyster, and he's just difference.
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  Speaker 2: He's just shuckered.
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  Speaker 6: Whereas like even the difference between me and him, like
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  Speaker 6: he's redlining it at all times.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 6: Whereas I'm doing, you know, I'm going pretty good but
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  Speaker 6: not yeah, whereas Mogi Arickon's got the libido of about
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  Speaker 6: a eighty year old man not wrong.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I gott lebdo. I'm pretty stoked about that.
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  Speaker 2: When are you going to mention about an old ram
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  Speaker 2: cast and you've got to say that you're happy with it?
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  Speaker 2: Are your fine with it?
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  Speaker 3: You know, melted ice cream?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I am an old ram cast.
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  Speaker 5: Really, I want you to visualize an old ram in
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  Speaker 5: the back paddock with ginormous testicles.
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  Speaker 2: It's just.
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  Speaker 4: That's just wandering around the paddock.
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  Speaker 2: Grass, just getting them caught in thistles, yeah, dragging them
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  Speaker 2: through cow pets.
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  Speaker 5: But I want you to imagine is an old ram
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  Speaker 5: just lying on its side with massive testicles, not really
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  Speaker 5: doing anything. Just go yeah, smoking a dark yeah, cheese balls,
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  Speaker 5: having a coffee and you know.
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  Speaker 6: If you could take a drug sort of like matthew
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  Speaker 6: Ridge with the myth. Yeah, that just makes you really
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  Speaker 6: just straightaway kicks your six driver upper gear?
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  Speaker 3: Would you yous a horny?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think so, Okay, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't who else has taking it?
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  Speaker 4: Just you?
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  Speaker 2: Just me and my marriage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm happy. I'm happy where I'm at.
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  Speaker 3: Where I'm at as well, you.
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  Speaker 4: Know what I mean. It's just like, yeah, it's cool.
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  Speaker 4: What a couple of losers. Yeah, I certainly it changes
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  Speaker 4: over time. I will say it.
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  Speaker 2: The whole year you're getting me, it goes more hard
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  Speaker 2: out it was more of it.
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  Speaker 4: And no.
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  Speaker 5: But you know there's that classic saying, of course quality
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  Speaker 5: over quantity keasy.
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  Speaker 2: Which is bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: I prefer quality unlike you have a quantity.
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  Speaker 3: Don't sound like you like I don't like quality.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying you're in the high numbers. Still, Jesus,
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  Speaker 5: you're right?
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  Speaker 2: Still yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Which show days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Remember the Archy Big Show podcast? What's wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Makee you? Nothing's mate? I've just put on my feet
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  Speaker 2: up a bit more relaxed. Yeah good that man. Sleep
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  Speaker 2: last night. You see you had one. Well, I was
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  Speaker 2: up late. I wonder the movie, and then I was
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  Speaker 2: up early because I had a podcast to do at
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  Speaker 2: the crack of dawn.
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  Speaker 6: I wonder if riding the Hogen, which you didn't do today, No,
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  Speaker 6: because that can really, like, you know, wake you up
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  Speaker 6: as you going what one hundred mile an hour?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's interesting the chopper. I actually said to my
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  Speaker 5: wife today about sleep. I don't know if I have
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  Speaker 5: good sleeps anymore. I don't know that.
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  Speaker 4: I just think that's just how it is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my parents, we don't sleep that much.
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  Speaker 2: An we're going through the greatest hurts here, aren't we.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, just.
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  Speaker 2: Going, but we are, aren't we there?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 6: Sorry differently, No, well, if you don't want to hear
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  Speaker 6: about Jamian and old ram cast I like.
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  Speaker 2: An old cat. And then we moved on to sleep check.
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  Speaker 5: But it's just you mentioned sleep and yeah, I said
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  Speaker 5: to my wife that I don't know if I sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Well or not anymore anymore. And I don't.
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  Speaker 5: You know, because like an old ram cast with giant testicles.
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  Speaker 2: Forgot what you're saying.
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  Speaker 5: Well, no, you know, as you get old, of course
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  Speaker 5: you don't sleep very much.
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  Speaker 4: No, you don't because you're too busy making love.
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  Speaker 2: I beg you because you've got massive balls.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have massive balls.
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  Speaker 2: You're an old cast.
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  Speaker 6: What do you mean you don't have massive balls. You
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  Speaker 6: spent three years of the show talking about how massive
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  Speaker 6: your balls are.
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  Speaker 4: No, not my balls, my car.
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  Speaker 3: I actually if I had to put money on it, it
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  Speaker 3: would be the other way around.
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  Speaker 4: So, yeah, mushroom with huge testicle.
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  Speaker 3: A command.
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  Speaker 5: I want you to because I sent you that little
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  Speaker 5: video the other day of the peg there keysy, just
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  Speaker 5: I want you to have a look at that again
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  Speaker 5: and then you have a real visual in terms.
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  Speaker 3: Of your testicle size.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was like a couple of volleyballs and a
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  Speaker 6: shopping bag just swinging as the peg was walking.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, did you show me that? I think you did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Is it a meme?
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  Speaker 2: That's a video?
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  Speaker 4: It was kind of.
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  Speaker 6: It was a meme is me walking after I've carried
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  Speaker 6: all the groceres?
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  Speaker 5: It was. The title was a basis walking into the arena,
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  Speaker 5: that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, basically like a music gig.
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  Speaker 4: But in terms of you know, the love making, it's
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  Speaker 4: all good.
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  Speaker 2: It's all good.
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  Speaker 6: Oh that's good. You know you're I'm happy as I'm sweet.
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  Speaker 4: How often CAZy?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not your business. I mean, you know, what
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  Speaker 3: do you think looking at me?
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  Speaker 5: I used to have a flatmate that was every day,
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  Speaker 5: sometimes twice a day.
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  Speaker 4: I've heard people that are, yeah, and I was never
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  Speaker 4: like that. I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 2: You were more quality.
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 5: I was a beast, but I was never every single
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  Speaker 5: day or twice sometimes three times a day.
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  Speaker 6: That's too, that's ridiculous, that's way too I can do
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  Speaker 6: that back.
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  Speaker 5: In my heyday, but certainly that's not like that now. No,
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  Speaker 5: once every don't say blue moon once.
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  Speaker 4: Every blue cheese kind of. I would go so far
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  Speaker 4: as to say.
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  Speaker 3: Twice a year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, really, Yeah, that's more than I thought.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, twice a year and it's quality.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well it's quality and it's quick because you
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  Speaker 5: know it only happens twice a year, so there's a
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  Speaker 5: lot of build up.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, can you clip this off as the highlight for
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  Speaker 2: today's show?
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  Speaker 5: You've been a fucking not pugs, Yeah, pegs or I
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  Speaker 5: will humiliate you beyond.
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  Speaker 6: That is such an empty three big call when you
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  Speaker 6: can't beck it up in any way.
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  Speaker 3: How are you going to humiliate him.
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  Speaker 6: So for the listeners, what's going on in the big
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  Speaker 6: show at the moments. Pugs is blackmailing JAS because he's
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  Speaker 6: got footage of Ja's having an absolute shocker ice to
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  Speaker 6: the front.
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  Speaker 5: Wise, yeah fell over and she fell over ye yeah, yeah, right.
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  Speaker 2: He tripped over the eyeballs that were bulging.
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  Speaker 5: And and and so what is classic And this has
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  Speaker 5: happened a lot. Old pug Son has adopted the footage
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  Speaker 5: to try and make it look like old messive.
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  Speaker 3: It's legit footage.
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  Speaker 6: And he's now blackmailing Jake's who threatens Pugs on a
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  Speaker 6: daily basis. And now he's finally got some memos that
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  Speaker 6: sort of fight back, which is exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, I mean if he wants a career, then
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  Speaker 5: he just needs to think twice.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he'd actually be able to impa You.
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  Speaker 4: Don't think So what would you do?
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  Speaker 3: What would you do to stop Pugs' career?
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  Speaker 5: Well, you clearly don't realize what kind of relationship I
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  Speaker 5: have with management here.
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  Speaker 6: What you would say, Hey, I want to get rito
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  Speaker 6: of Pugs. They'll run it up the flag, pulsings it
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  Speaker 6: out into the ether.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I wouldn't want to get rid of him
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  Speaker 4: because he's a legend.
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  Speaker 3: Right and I love him.
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to be severely humiliated, beyond anything experience before.
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  Speaker 4: And I tell you what puts a smile on my face.
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  Speaker 5: Onto when he when he tells us routine stories, you
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  Speaker 5: know what I mean? And when I come in after
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  Speaker 5: the weekend and he is a glow.
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  Speaker 3: He's got shot.
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  Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't ruin his career. May be
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  Speaker 4: a demotion, maybe a pay cut.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think there's anywhere else he could go demotion wise.
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  Speaker 2: You go to the radio show, yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
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  Speaker 3: You get him to produce like the day Show or something.
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  Speaker 5: What what wouldn't most likely happen would be a bit
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  Speaker 5: of a dock, you know, a cutting of the wages there.
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  Speaker 5: He wouldn't be able to afford so many connies, which
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  Speaker 5: you know would definitely have an effect. Yeah, and he
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't be able to make so much sticky beef and
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  Speaker 5: stuff like that. It would be more steamed.
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  Speaker 3: Rice, nothing on it, yeah, pugs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So just watch it, buddy.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, listen to Hurdacky Big Show four to seven. It's great,
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  Speaker 6: don't It's already a hurd. It's really good.