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- 0:00I stopped writing and I didn't start writing again until I was about 30.
- 0:03And then I read a book from the library that was really bad.
- 0:07And I was like mad at it after I finished it.
- 0:12I was like, what a waste of time.
- 0:14Wow.
- 0:14And then I saw it had been published by one of the biggest publishers.
- 0:17And I was like, wait.
- 0:19Oh, I thought you were going to say it was a Doug Pratt.
- 0:25Welcome to the Two Authors podcast,
- 0:27an entertaining chat show hosted by bestselling mystery and thriller authors Douglas Pratt
- 0:33and Nicholas Harvey in lively, humorous and informative conversation with distinguished
- 0:39guests who share their thoughts and experience about forging a successful author career.
- 0:47Welcome to this week's episode of the Two Authors podcast brought to you as always by the
- 0:53Fabulous vellum. How you doing Doug?
- 0:56Fabulous. Oh, I am doing fantabulous too. How are you?
- 1:00It's a fantabulous day. Let's keep this rolling. Yeah.
- 1:04So if you're doing the print on demand, I am jonesing to do this because I haven't done it yet.
- 1:10I'm gearing up to do a Kickstarter and maybe something featured around
- 1:14author nation and reader nation where we'll both be and we'll be both be signing it.
- 1:19Re-donation in November. So I'm kind of jonesen to do a special edition type thing which will include printed edges but.
- 1:27The feature in vellum is what they call four stages.
- 1:32So I say it's forced a new show to the round is pretty cool.
- 1:36Yeah which you can just do on your all your paperbacks if you want it's it really doesn't cost anything once you've set it up to do it.
- 1:45And it basically prints around the very edge of the page and creates what looks like a
- 1:51sprayed edge on the edge of the pages.
- 1:52It's really cool.
- 1:53And the integrate artwork that you can do through people like painted wings and printed
- 1:58edges are a couple of companies that do it.
- 2:00And then boom, Valem handles it all.
- 2:03And yeah.
- 2:04That's kind of cool.
- 2:05So you should do like a, I think you'd be cool with on the spine, you have a little scooby
- 2:10diver going up the side of the spine like that.
- 2:12Let me kind of, yeah.
- 2:14Yeah, we talked about that before.
- 2:16Wouldn't that be cool?
- 2:17Maybe an octopus climbing around the corner or something.
- 2:19Octopus climbing.
- 2:19Yeah, that would be really...
- 2:21There's endless stuff for the AJ series I could do.
- 2:24The AJ series got a lot of potential for that.
- 2:27Yeah, Nora could just be an image of Nora just looking at you like you're an idiot.
- 2:35I do feel like when I read your Nora books, I'm like, "Oh, it's like dealing with my teenagers."
- 2:39They're just like staring at me.
- 2:41Yeah, just staring blankly.
- 2:42I feel like she judges me as I'm reading her.
- 2:45She judges everybody.
- 2:46Yeah, absolutely.
- 2:48She judges me and I'm creative.
- 2:50All right, big thank you to all our friends at Patreon.
- 2:54We really do appreciate the support.
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- 2:59jump on over there to patreon.com,
- 3:01the Two Authors podcast.
- 3:02Give us a little love, we appreciate it.
- 3:04And today's guest is New York Times bestselling author
- 3:07of many acclaimed mysteries for adults
- 3:08and over $15 for teens, April Henry,
- 3:11Bestselling Girls. She wrote the Bestseller Girl, Stole and Gold Forgotten. Won the Edgar Award.
- 3:17Two Truths and a Lie was the Yulsa Top 10 Quick Pick for reluctant young adult readers. I can't
- 3:22wait to ask her about reluctant readers. And the girl I used to be was an Edgar Award finalist
- 3:30and won the Antony Award for Best YA Mystery. She recently released another hit In the Blood
- 3:35for Teens and Young Adults and we'll chat with April shortly. But first, we have a listener
- 3:39question from our recent guest, MJ Khan.
- 3:43- Our wonderful friend, MJ Khan.
- 3:45Thank you so much for sticking around.
- 3:47And you have a question to lay on us.
- 3:50What you got?
- 3:51- If you had to look at your flagship series
- 3:54and step into that world,
- 3:56would you want to be able to walk in
- 3:58your main character's shoes?
- 3:59And if you did, what skill set do they have
- 4:02that you would most cherish having?
- 4:05(laughing)
- 4:08Man, my mind went like crazy there, right?
- 4:12So I've got three series and one I do with Doug.
- 4:16So Nora Summer, I said,
- 4:18if anyone's read a Nora Summer book,
- 4:21man, I think it would be interesting
- 4:22to step into her brain, that's for sure.
- 4:24But because my original series, the AJ Bailey series,
- 4:28is diving related, I think I'd have to step into AJ's shoes
- 4:33to do all the diving stuff,
- 4:34'cause that would be the coolest thing ever.
- 4:36And what is the skill?
- 4:38What is the thing, attribute that she has
- 4:40that I would most like to get my hands on?
- 4:42Well, she's female, so she has boobs, there's that.
- 4:45(laughing)
- 4:46That was the first thing that sprung to this mind.
- 4:49So you can tell where my head is.
- 4:51So Doug, you wanna take over?
- 4:52- No, at this point, yes, I want to save you
- 4:54before you get canceled, so good Lord.
- 4:58I guess, you know, yeah, 'cause Chase is my,
- 5:01is probably my flagship series.
- 5:03So I can jump into his life.
- 5:05He lives on a boat.
- 5:06He lives in South Florida and he has always beautiful women.
- 5:09So I'm not sure that that's a you're halfway to his life already.
- 5:13I know you have a sailboat.
- 5:14You have a beautiful wife.
- 5:16Yeah, I just need to move to South Florida and kill a few people on the.
- 5:22But let's see.
- 5:23So and then the aspect about him, I think I kind of think the basically
- 5:29his just demeanor that is is part of like why I write him that way is
- 5:34It's kind of a demeanor I wish I had, which is just I'm not going to put up with your
- 5:38shit.
- 5:38But at the same time, there's some compassion built in there with a little bit of pretty
- 5:42laid back and pretty laid back.
- 5:44Yeah.
- 5:45But also, you know, he's got an opinion and he doesn't mind sharing it and that kind of
- 5:49thing.
- 5:49So yeah, that's cool.
- 5:51All right, MJ, what about you?
- 5:53You better you better go paranormal fantasy on this one.
- 5:57You know, if I had to step into one of mine, I don't know.
- 6:02I mean, you know, I think that one of the paranormal's,
- 6:05you know, my main character, you know, in that series,
- 6:08yeah, is a wolf shifter.
- 6:10So I just think that it would be cool just for once
- 6:12to be able to experience the world through the eyes
- 6:15and the ears of, you know, an animal, especially a wolf,
- 6:19something that's just high up on the predator chain.
- 6:20Nothing I'm gonna, nothing I'm gonna like chase anybody
- 6:23or anything, I just wanna know, it's like, you know,
- 6:25what is it like to just have all of your senses firing
- 6:28at that type of a level for so long.
- 6:33And then my thrillers, my other flagship is the Jesse Knight
- 6:36throws in, I just don't know if I'd even wanna be
- 6:37in that world because it's just so horrible.
- 6:39You're being hunted all the time by crazed killers.
- 6:42And I would like to, if I had to have one of her abilities,
- 6:46it would be to always be hyper aware of my surroundings.
- 6:50It may sound like paranoia, but at the same time,
- 6:53I go through the world and I'm like,
- 6:54I don't even know how I drove home sometimes.
- 6:56I'm like, what is happening?
- 6:58I would like to be able to pay attention to everything for Joe Smalls.
- 7:03Yeah, it's weird.
- 7:04Like our characters like that are, they have always that super ability to just be aware.
- 7:08Like, and so Chase is the same way.
- 7:10He's always like, you know, aware of his surrounding.
- 7:12What's going to be the problem?
- 7:13That would be an interesting, yeah.
- 7:14To be that aware, I'm pretty oblivious.
- 7:17Oh, yeah, me too.
- 7:17Yeah, I just, you know, I have my little rose colored glasses on.
- 7:21Somebody's being stabbed over there next door.
- 7:23And I'm like, I didn't even know what happened.
- 7:24Yeah, yeah.
- 7:26Oh, are you okay?
- 7:27Yeah, brilliant. Great question. Thank you so much for sticking around with us. We really appreciate it.
- 7:32You are so welcome. Thank you guys.
- 7:38April Henry, thank you so much for joining us on the show. How are you doing?
- 7:42I'm doing great.
- 7:43As we record this, a little excited because you just had a recent release. How's in the blood doing?
- 7:49I think it's done pretty well. I've been on a bunch of podcasts. I had a feature in Publishers Weekly.
- 7:55I wrote an essay for Writers Digest. I wrote another essay for School Library Journal.
- 8:01But you never really know how things are going. And I worry a little bit as people
- 8:06are watching costs climb and gas cost so much money, whether there's going to be free money to buy books.
- 8:13It's definitely a thing at the moment as we're both Indies. So we get that instant feedback
- 8:19because we see those numbers, especially if you're through Amazon, if you're through some of the
- 8:25feedback in a day or two, you kind of get an idea. But, you know, when we talk to a
- 8:29traditionally published authors, they're like, "I think it's going okay. It'll be a
- 8:36month or two until I really know." All right. Let's get started with a little bit of background.
- 8:40How did you first get involved in writing and when were you first published?
- 8:44Well, when I was a little kid, I loved to read. And I started when I was about 11 or 12 thinking
- 8:49about whether I could write my own short stories. So I wrote a short story about a six-foot
- 8:55a tall frog named Herman who loved peanut butter.
- 8:58And I decided the Royal Doll, you know,
- 8:59who wrote Matilda and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,
- 9:02I thought, I bet he would like my story.
- 9:04So my dad showed me how in the front of the book
- 9:06it has the address to the publisher.
- 9:08He said, why don't you try sending your story care
- 9:11of the publisher to Royal Doll?
- 9:13So I sent it off to New York
- 9:14and eventually it made its way over to England.
- 9:17And then eventually, eventually Royal Doll
- 9:18sent me back a postcard telling me
- 9:21how much he liked my story.
- 9:23And he actually took it with him to lunch.
- 9:25He showed it to his editor
- 9:26and she had a children's magazine called Puffin Post.
- 9:29And she asked if she could publish my story.
- 9:32So, "Roll doll kind of made me be a writer."
- 9:35- Wow. - Oh my God, what a story.
- 9:37Tell me you've still got the postcard.
- 9:39- I do, I still have a postcard.
- 9:42- For, you know, we're audio, not video,
- 9:45but this is framed right here.
- 9:47She just showed it to us.
- 9:48- That is really cool.
- 9:50Man, Royal Doll is like, I mean, we all grew up with him.
- 9:53- Yes, I just finished listening to the podcast,
- 9:56The Secret Royal Doll, which I would really recommend.
- 9:59He was a fighter pilot, a spy, a medical inventor.
- 10:05There's many sides to him.
- 10:07Some not as great.
- 10:09(laughing)
- 10:12- But he was a superb critic of young girls'
- 10:16short stories, apparently.
- 10:17- And great, so encouraging.
- 10:19Like he basically, I mean, had he not said that,
- 10:21said that postcard to you probably spurred you on to do.
- 10:24So like, I would be like, oh yeah, I can write forever.
- 10:27So, uh...
- 10:28- Well, if actually what happened was,
- 10:30I was growing up in a little logging town in Southern Oregon.
- 10:33And so as I got older, I didn't know any writers.
- 10:36It felt like wanting to be a magical unicorn.
- 10:39I mean, it'd be cool if we were magical unicorns,
- 10:41but I just thought that there's no way somebody like me,
- 10:44I felt like, yeah, I'd probably be born in New York
- 10:47or San Francisco or something.
- 10:48So I stopped writing and I didn't start writing again until I was about 30.
- 10:53And then I read a book from the library that was really bad.
- 10:56And I was like mad at it after I finished it.
- 11:01I was like, what a waste of time.
- 11:03And then I saw it had been published by one of the biggest publishers.
- 11:07And I was like, wait, oh, I thought you were going to say it was a Doug Pratt.
- 11:13I was like, I could write a book as bad as that.
- 11:16That's all you need to do.
- 11:17So, but it wasn't until I wrote a first book that got 107 rejection letters from agents.
- 11:25I wrote a second book that got 53 rejections from agents, but then the 54th lady called me from New
- 11:32York and she said she wanted to be my agent. She took that book out to editors to try to sell it.
- 11:37We got a bunch of nice rejection letters. I know they were nice rejection letters because I wrote
- 11:41a third book and it didn't even get nice rejection letters. And then I wrote a fourth book and
- 11:49it sold in two days. So it started saying I was an overnight success and it was like
- 11:54it took me nine years to be an overnight success.
- 11:57Oh my gosh, what a brutal day.
- 11:58It's a very long night, wouldn't it?
- 12:00Yes. It's a very long night.
- 12:0212 years old, you have this amazing, encouraging, beautiful experience with Raul Dahl, only to
- 12:09go, "Okay, later on, I'm going to give this a real go." And then you get slapped around
- 12:12the face like 200 times. That's the real awakening of the publishing business.
- 12:19So now you went full-time though. How long ago was that that you went there?
- 12:25Quit my day job February 1st, 2008. And I remember just really wanting to throw up. I quit it
- 12:35- I think February 1st, so that I would have
- 12:37the full month of health insurance after that.
- 12:40- Yeah.
- 12:42- But 2008, think about that.
- 12:44What was going on in, especially in America,
- 12:46but in the world?
- 12:47- Oh yes, yes.
- 12:49I was watching the stock market take
- 12:52and wondering what was gonna happen.
- 12:54And it all worked out.
- 12:57There's been times where I've taught
- 12:59a little bit on the side,
- 13:02or trying to think what else I did for money.
- 13:05You know, every now and then you're like,
- 13:06because what happens when you go freelance
- 13:09is the money that you expected to come in at a certain time.
- 13:13Turns out it's gonna be really late
- 13:15and money that you didn't know about happens
- 13:18and it more or less works out in the wash.
- 13:21More or less, there are, we have some panicky times
- 13:26and luckily for a long time,
- 13:27my husband carried the health insurance for us
- 13:30and worked full time, but then he went freelance
- 13:33And we both, that was interesting.
- 13:37- That's such a big deal in the US
- 13:39where health insurance is so pricey.
- 13:43It's a big, big deal for authors to go.
- 13:47Once you go self-employed, it's a big step.
- 13:49- Well, they hooked it up with employment
- 13:52back when there was, you couldn't pay people more money.
- 13:55There was some kind of price controls are going on.
- 13:58So the employers were looking around for a way
- 14:01to make themselves more attractive.
- 14:03And they said, oh, what if we bundled health insurance
- 14:06in with it?
- 14:06And then that, unfortunately, now it's all connected,
- 14:10but most jobs don't even offer it anymore.
- 14:13A lot of the lower level ones.
- 14:15- Or an order, an order so, yeah,
- 14:17the cost for it is insane.
- 14:19Yeah, it's insane.
- 14:20Yeah, it's always crazy.
- 14:21Yeah, I don't know.
- 14:22That's part of the reason I'm unemployable, I think.
- 14:24That's what I was thinking.
- 14:26(laughing)
- 14:26- Yeah.
- 14:27- Which, that sounds like, I mean,
- 14:28I went full time in 2020,
- 14:30but I quit right before the pandemic.
- 14:32And I was like, man, if I'd have waited a couple of weeks,
- 14:34I could have probably been put on like a hiatus
- 14:36for my job anyway.
- 14:38And still been paid for a little bit.
- 14:40But no, I was like, no, January,
- 14:42I'm like quit right now the whole time.
- 14:45- Seemed like a good point to start.
- 14:47- It seemed like, well, I thought I was gonna be able
- 14:49to be home with everybody myself and be some writing,
- 14:51but then no, everybody was home with me.
- 14:53So that didn't help any so.
- 14:55- Okay, so one of the things that I read about
- 14:58that happened to you was this ordeal
- 15:00where someone broke into your home?
- 15:03- Yes, I broke into my apartment
- 15:05when I was a college student
- 15:07and I really think it's what made me be a mystery writer.
- 15:10So I lived in these old ramshackle apartments
- 15:13and there was a retaining wall behind them
- 15:15because the hill was gradually sliding down.
- 15:18And so the retaining wall was only like a foot away.
- 15:22So most people didn't bother to put curtains back up there
- 15:25'cause then why would you bother?
- 15:26It's just a wall.
- 15:27And I was, this was so long ago,
- 15:30I was doing Jane Fonda exercises.
- 15:33And I kept hearing rustling, and I thought it was raccoons.
- 15:37And then I went to take a shower,
- 15:39and I'm in my shower in this apartment
- 15:43where the bathroom door was warped.
- 15:45It did not even fit all the way into the frame,
- 15:48so you couldn't close it all the way.
- 15:50- Nice apartment you got there.
- 15:51- Yeah, this is college, true college digs.
- 15:54- It is college.
- 15:56So I heard the sound of somebody forcing open
- 15:59kitchen window and I'll never forget just turning off the water and standing there and staring at
- 16:04the door that is just kind of stuck but is not going to be lockable and then the window behind
- 16:10me was too small and it was painted shut and I'm like naked and wet and I'm like oh my god there's
- 16:17someone in my apartment so I pulled on some clothes and I walked out into the hall and it was all
- 16:23dark except for a light the bathroom light behind me and I just stopped and I said who's in my kitchen
- 16:29And he didn't say anything, but I heard him breathing.
- 16:32And then I heard a little voice in the back of my head,
- 16:35and it said, you're an idiot.
- 16:37You need to run.
- 16:38[LAUGHTER]
- 16:39So I ran, and I was too afraid to reach back into the apartment
- 16:45to close the door behind me, because I thought he would grab me.
- 16:48And I knocked on my neighbor's door.
- 16:50He was going to law school.
- 16:52I mean, we really looked to site, because he
- 16:53was wearing these little tiny bikini briefs,
- 16:55and I'm in this soaking wet leotard.
- 16:58And he was like, let's call that new emergency number 119.
- 17:03And I was like, I think it's 911, Howard.
- 17:06(laughing)
- 17:08The police came--
- 17:08- Howard sound like he was--
- 17:11- Well, she banged on the door of a lawyer.
- 17:12You couldn't find somebody who'd be,
- 17:14what's he gonna sue the guy while he's still in the place?
- 17:17- He was in law school.
- 17:18- Oh, right.
- 17:18- I think the kidney briefs are the one
- 17:20that really sells it.
- 17:22- Okay, so Howard had been smoking pot.
- 17:25- I assumed Howard was probably smoking something.
- 17:28- It was not legal.
- 17:30So he was, after he called the police,
- 17:32he had all the windows open
- 17:34and he's running around flapping his arms,
- 17:37trying to get the smoke smell out.
- 17:39And the cops showed up and we went back into my apartment
- 17:43and he was gone.
- 17:44And then we were talking and there was a thump
- 17:46from my bedroom and both cops threw their guns
- 17:50and pointed them down the hallway
- 17:52and then out walked to my cat.
- 17:53It was like a bad jump scare in a horror movie.
- 17:56- Oh my God.
- 17:57So we were all laughing and then they said,
- 18:00"Did he take anything?"
- 18:00And I said, "The only thing that's missing is my dish towels."
- 18:04And I thought that was funny.
- 18:05I started laughing about that.
- 18:07And the male cop looked at me and he said,
- 18:09"Ma'am, he was gonna tie you up with them."
- 18:11So I could have died that night.
- 18:13I definitely would have been raped and possibly murdered.
- 18:17A couple of years ago, I got curious and I looked for that.
- 18:20There's a website for unsolved homicides in Portland.
- 18:24I looked for my year and I looked for women.
- 18:27And there was a girl that was going to Portland State
- 18:30the same as I was who lived three miles away.
- 18:33And two months later, she was strangled in her apartment
- 18:37and they've never caught the killer.
- 18:39It could just be a coincidence,
- 18:40but I remember looking at her face and just thinking,
- 18:44"Wow, that could have been me."
- 18:46But I think like for a long time, I didn't think about it.
- 18:49I just pushed it away, but it made it be
- 18:52that every time I read a story about some woman
- 18:55where an escaped prisoner breaks into her house
- 18:58or something like that, I'll think,
- 19:00could I survive that situation?
- 19:02What would I do if I were her?
- 19:04And I think it started planning the seeds for me,
- 19:06writing thrillers and mysteries.
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- 19:32I have a million questions that spur from this thing.
- 19:35What a terrifying experience.
- 19:37So I mean, the first, I mean, when you're writing and you're writing from a victim's
- 19:43perspective, you have one of the best pieces of experience to
- 19:50write from. I can only imagine how authentic those scenes you
- 19:53write are. It had to have as traumatic as it is, it has to
- 19:57have the looking at the positives, it has to have
- 19:59helped.
- 20:00That I think it did, I think it did very much. And then I try to
- 20:03write characters who are are smart. And if you're smart, and
- 20:07you are calm, maybe you could think of something to do. I
- 20:13I would have been able to think of something to do,
- 20:16but I don't know, sometimes I feel like you
- 20:18in your imagination, you're always a lot more clever
- 20:21and fast moving and fast thinking,
- 20:23whereas in reality, maybe you're just like panicked
- 20:26and going, "Oh my God, oh my God."
- 20:28- As a general rule, I'm always not as fast
- 20:31and quick thinking as I think I am anyway.
- 20:33So I can't imagine in a situation like that.
- 20:37- It's also comfort levels in circumstances.
- 20:41the circumstance, you're not in. You're never in, right? I mean, you're never in that environment.
- 20:47He is. This is what he does. He's there for the purpose with a goal, and he's putting himself
- 20:54in an environment that he deliberately put himself into. And that's one of the...
- 20:57And he shows it, right?
- 20:57Yeah. Yeah.
- 20:58The other thing is that your reaction in the moment actually seems pretty straight,
- 21:04clear-headed to the most part, like as opposed to just panicking. You just realized, run. You know,
- 21:08Some people get that panic and just freeze.
- 21:11So you, that's, and that's a different kind of psychology altogether.
- 21:15Yeah.
- 21:15They do talk about fight, flight or freeze, you know, that those are the three things.
- 21:21And I do Brazilian jujitsu now.
- 21:23And I do think that at least it would get past me, past the shock of someone
- 21:28just hurt me or something that I had.
- 21:31I, I hope that I wouldn't freeze as much that I would be, you know, move on from
- 21:36that other than the shock.
- 21:38Was that interest in martial arts spurred by this incident?
- 21:42It was quite a few years later.
- 21:44I took a kickboxing class that was a hands off and you just kicked bags.
- 21:48But it was really fun.
- 21:49And the guy who taught it, we had a black belt in a different martial
- 21:53out, Kachikambo.
- 21:54So he started teaching us Kachikambo.
- 21:57And then I went from there to Kung Fu and then I went from there to Jiu Jitsu.
- 22:01I don't think I have the knees anymore to do Kung Fu.
- 22:04There's a lot of like horse stance squats for a long time.
- 22:09And I don't think my knees would do that anymore.
- 22:12- Yeah, I used to do a little taekwondo.
- 22:15I can imagine now my knees would be cracking
- 22:17every time I went to the kick.
- 22:19(laughing)
- 22:20Was that the board cracking dope?
- 22:21That was my knee.
- 22:22It was my knee cracking.
- 22:25You're also really big into research.
- 22:26So I mean, you've done like some live abduction escape stuff.
- 22:30- Yeah, that was probably the craziest class I ever took.
- 22:33It was called urban escape and evasion.
- 22:35It's for people who are already about being kidnapped.
- 22:38So the kinds of people who took out were like reporters,
- 22:41who maybe you're gonna go work in Ukraine or something.
- 22:43It's people who are gonna be in an unstable, poor country.
- 22:48Like there was a woman who went on safari recently
- 22:51that was kidnapped, or if you're gonna do a mission trip
- 22:54overseas to an unstable country.
- 22:56And then the other people who took the class
- 22:58were preppers and crazy people.
- 23:01So.
- 23:02(laughing)
- 23:04- Often used in the same sentence.
- 23:06- Are you talking real crazy people or authors?
- 23:08Because you know they--
- 23:09- Well, we heard them.
- 23:10I was the first author to take it
- 23:12and then I asked an author friend of mine to come with me
- 23:15because on the last day,
- 23:17since what you do something stuff that's pretty dangerous,
- 23:20they want you to partner up with their idea.
- 23:22I guess one of you would survive or something.
- 23:25So.
- 23:26(laughing)
- 23:27We spent like two days in a hotel room
- 23:30learning how to get out of duct tape and rope
- 23:32and zip ties, handcuffs, how to steal a car,
- 23:36how to make an improvised weapon,
- 23:37how to make fake ID, how to pick locks.
- 23:41It was just all kinds of like how to climb a barb wire fence.
- 23:45A lot of it was hands-on.
- 23:46The only thing we actually didn't practice
- 23:48was stealing a car.
- 23:49And the last day you are--
- 23:51- I know a guy that can help you do that here in Memphis.
- 23:53- Yeah.
- 23:54The person who was leading the class
- 23:55actually offered to sell us bump keys
- 23:57that I was like, I don't feel comfortable to buy.
- 24:02(laughing)
- 24:03Yeah, the people who led the class
- 24:05were not the most normal people.
- 24:08So there was one guy who was like the handcuff expert,
- 24:13but he was boasting about how he had smuggled something
- 24:16out of a country that he wasn't supposed to take out.
- 24:18I can't remember what it was,
- 24:20but his big trick was that he would wrap the thing
- 24:24he wanted them not to look at in underwear
- 24:27would smear a chocolate candy all over the underwear.
- 24:31So when the person would be going through his bag,
- 24:33they'd be like, "Eh!"
- 24:34And they wouldn't touch it
- 24:36because of what they thought it was,
- 24:38but it was really just a chocolate candy.
- 24:40So he had more of a criminal mind than I have, I think.
- 24:44- Yeah, I feel like if I,
- 24:46why would someone pack soiled underwear?
- 24:49I mean, that's a bit suspicious right out of the gate.
- 24:52- If you're on a trip though,
- 24:53and you soil your underwear,
- 24:54when you get it, I mean, I would throw it away,
- 24:55probably, I guess, under where it is.
- 24:57I'm going Commando.
- 24:58- You're like, "Yeah."
- 25:00(laughing)
- 25:01- I'm Commando right now.
- 25:03- I was saying, this guy was a Commando,
- 25:05you heard him, he was like.
- 25:06(laughing)
- 25:07- All right, books, let's get back.
- 25:09Let's get back on track.
- 25:10All right, you're a big researcher.
- 25:12You, I read that you really like to dive in
- 25:16and that's some cases of physically pursuing stuff.
- 25:20But presumably you do a lot of research online
- 25:23and what have you to study the situations as well.
- 25:25Do you have a level of comfort?
- 25:27you have to get to, to be able to write those scenes?
- 25:30- I'm not a very squeamish person.
- 25:32There's like, I have--
- 25:33- We've learned that real quick.
- 25:35(laughing)
- 25:38- I have eaten lunch and looked at autopsy photos.
- 25:41There's only been one thing I saw
- 25:42and one thing I heard one time
- 25:44that I wish both of those things hadn't happened.
- 25:46But, and then I think also it's just
- 25:49trying to be imaginative for what you look for.
- 25:52And like certain things I'm just not willing
- 25:54to experience myself.
- 25:56If I want to have a character who almost drowns in the ocean,
- 25:59I'm not going to go throw myself out in the ocean and make notes.
- 26:02I'm just going to Google until--
- 26:04So find somebody who did--
- 26:05I almost drowned in the ocean.
- 26:07And then you find someone's personal account.
- 26:09And then you can use some of the sensory details
- 26:13if you're lucky they talk about it.
- 26:14Or I've looked for what does it feel like to be shot by a gun?
- 26:18Does it-- how bad does it feel?
- 26:21But I feel like I'm a really good Googler.
- 26:24I could find almost anything over time.
- 26:28So for my new book, I had these characters
- 26:31who were trapped in a storage unit
- 26:35to characters by a bad guy and he set it on fire.
- 26:39And then I tried Googling about fires in storage units.
- 26:42Lots of people have died in storage unit fires,
- 26:45usually people who are living in their storage unit
- 26:48and drop a cigarette or something.
- 26:49So I just could not figure out a way for them to survive.
- 26:53And we even had a storage unit at the time and I would go down and look at it and I just
- 26:57couldn't see how it would work.
- 26:59But I found a thing called storage unit chat or something and it was for people who were
- 27:06the owners of storage unit facilities and I got special permission to join the group
- 27:13and then I posted like how can I get these characters out alive.
- 27:17Because I was creating an imaginary storage unit but I did not want it to be like oh there's
- 27:22There's a second door nobody noticed or whatever.
- 27:26And so the people were really helpful.
- 27:28And then the one who was the most helpful, his username was HilltopBob.
- 27:33And I just sent him a copy of the book so that he could -- and thanked him in the acknowledgments
- 27:38for helping me figure it out.
- 27:40>> Those forums are really -- I've used Reddit in similar ways.
- 27:43>> Yes, Reddit can be useful.
- 27:45>> I had a skydiving question.
- 27:46I'm not a skydiver.
- 27:47I thought I'm opposed, but I was curious about -- it was more advanced.
- 27:51I posed the question.
- 27:52You get a few people who are like,
- 27:54"Well, this is a stupid question."
- 27:56Then they have a handful be like, "No, no,
- 27:58they really get involved.
- 27:58Oh, no, you could do this."
- 28:00And it's amazing how much people really want to help you.
- 28:02And you help you, yeah.
- 28:05So--
- 28:05- Have you never skydived?
- 28:06- I have never skydived.
- 28:07It's on my bucket list.
- 28:09- You should, yeah.
- 28:10- We should do it.
- 28:10Let's do it.
- 28:11- I've done it.
- 28:11- I'm sure you have.
- 28:12- I fell out of a plane with a parachute.
- 28:14- We could do it.
- 28:15Two authors, you know, a little bit on the way down.
- 28:20(laughing)
- 28:21- All right. - Listen to us,
- 28:22listen to us, yeah.
- 28:24- Yeah, really. - We digress there.
- 28:26- Yeah, yeah, we tend to do this.
- 28:27All right, so let's talk about your process a little bit.
- 28:30Are you a plotter?
- 28:31- I am a plancer.
- 28:34I plot and pants, kind of.
- 28:36So I'm working on a new book.
- 28:37- Join our club, that's our club right here.
- 28:40- I'm working on a new book right now
- 28:42and I really love Save the Cat.
- 28:45And so I'm going through the Save the Cat beats
- 28:48and using kind of structure, the story,
- 28:51and think about where is the all is lost moment
- 28:55or where's the fun and games and what's gonna be in it.
- 28:59But what I've found is if you plot in advance,
- 29:02'cause I usually sell on a couple of chapters in an outline.
- 29:08So, but they don't ever make me stick to the outline
- 29:11because a lot of times I find that you planned out
- 29:14something was gonna happen, but by the time you get there,
- 29:17you realize that character would never do the thing
- 29:19that you plan, so you have to change it.
- 29:22But I've noticed that I've been kind of dragging my feet
- 29:25a little bit and I think it's because I feel like I don't
- 29:28have a perfect way to begin it, but I can't let the perfect
- 29:31be the enemy of the good.
- 29:32I need to stop plotting and start writing.
- 29:35- Yep, yep.
- 29:36Once you start getting it down there,
- 29:37then it opens the doors, right?
- 29:39- Let's talk about your most recent release then,
- 29:41"In the Blood," which I guess I might say,
- 29:44this is kind of like your own genetic genealogy journey.
- 29:48In some ways it was.
- 29:49So I've always been interested in genetic genealogy.
- 29:54Of course, that's not really been a thing
- 29:56until recently or the last 25 years or something.
- 29:59So after my parents died,
- 30:02I inherited a bunch of photographs
- 30:04and I wanted to know who these people were
- 30:05and they were mostly unlabeled
- 30:07and some of them were like tin types.
- 30:09And a few of them said useful things like mother on the back.
- 30:12(all laughing)
- 30:14- Of course.
- 30:15- So I was like, who are these people?
- 30:17- Little John.
- 30:19- Yes, I paid to have all three of my brother
- 30:23and my sister and I DNA tested
- 30:25and I started building a family tree.
- 30:27Then I started realizing there's pieces that people
- 30:30that show that they're like my second cousin
- 30:33but their family tree doesn't have any of the names.
- 30:35My family tree, hasn't it?
- 30:37And when found a few people that were, you know,
- 30:40their dad on paper wasn't their dad in real life
- 30:43and that's how we were related.
- 30:45It's a really fun puzzle.
- 30:47if you guys were looking for something to do for a good year.
- 30:50(laughing)
- 30:51It will keep you occupied.
- 30:53- I have done some genealogy and I enjoy it.
- 30:55Like it's a lot, the history of it is always fascinating
- 30:58to see like your family history in that way.
- 31:01- Yeah.
- 31:01- And then I just--
- 31:02- And see if you can get to the stories
- 31:03that go behind it.
- 31:04So.
- 31:05- Which you have a few.
- 31:07- Yeah.
- 31:08I had found out just through Googling my grandmother.
- 31:11I was curious about her and luckily she has a weird name
- 31:15or had a weird name, Effie Satterwhite.
- 31:17So when I Googled her, I found this whole Arkansas State
- 31:19Supreme Court case from 1907.
- 31:22I just thought it was someone with the same weird name,
- 31:24but it turned out it was her when she was 18.
- 31:27Her dad, my great-grandfather, shot and killed her boyfriend
- 31:31for kissing her.
- 31:33So I was like--
- 31:34- Well, that is Arkansas.
- 31:36I mean, they weren't related, so.
- 31:37(laughs)
- 31:38- It kind of explained why she was always
- 31:40kind of a bitter person, because his entire defense
- 31:44was kind of like slut shaming.
- 31:46He was like, oh, I wouldn't have had to shoot him,
- 31:49but my daughter wouldn't stop kissing him.
- 31:51So, and he couldn't trust her.
- 31:54He said he had to defend her virtue.
- 31:56So I was like, well, that makes a lot of sense.
- 32:00No wonder she didn't get married until she was 30,
- 32:02didn't have her.
- 32:05- She couldn't get married until her dad died.
- 32:07- How could you find a new boyfriend
- 32:09if your dad murdered the last one?
- 32:11- Exactly.
- 32:12- But the family hushed it all up.
- 32:14there's not really hardly any references to it.
- 32:17Someone else I know has a letter where they just talk
- 32:19about how now that Papa is away and away was prison.
- 32:24Yeah, so, and then I started getting curious
- 32:28about other relatives that turned out another paternal,
- 32:31maternal great grandfather was an arsonist
- 32:36who died in an insane asylum.
- 32:40There's over the pandemic, I found out that my
- 32:44great grandfather was basically lied his way through all these military things and then
- 32:52faked his own death and got married two more times.
- 32:55Oh my gosh.
- 32:56So I come from a long line of criminals.
- 32:59Yeah, I love the way that you've taken this gene pool and channeled it into books.
- 33:03You've taken all of this stuff and you write it into books instead of acting out.
- 33:07I mean, maybe in your spare time, your hobby is setting fire to people, but it doesn't
- 33:12seem like it is.
- 33:13It seems like it all goes in the books.
- 33:14- That's how she writes such good books.
- 33:16She likes like, hey, I like the research.
- 33:18(laughing)
- 33:20- Well, I'm not gonna be like,
- 33:21it seems like anymore,
- 33:22anytime anyone is arrested for murder,
- 33:25it's like on his phone,
- 33:26it will say like, how dispose of a 142-town body, you know?
- 33:32- I do feel like we as writers would get away with murder
- 33:35a whole lot better than some other people.
- 33:37- Yeah, we have cover,
- 33:38'cause it's all gonna be blended in with everything else.
- 33:41- Until they look at all sorts of history,
- 33:43- Yeah, but all you gotta do is write a book about it.
- 33:47And then why would I do that?
- 33:49Why would I kill somebody and write a book just like it?
- 33:51That doesn't make any sense.
- 33:53It's somebody obviously read it and tried to frame me.
- 33:55I don't know, I think we'd get away with it.
- 33:57So as we say this on the line, on airs.
- 34:00- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 34:01Well, perfectly, all they need to do is listen
- 34:05to this podcast and they'll go,
- 34:06"Well, those guys are all cool too."
- 34:07- I know those guys, yeah.
- 34:09- All right, so the genealogy part of it
- 34:11is absolutely fascinating.
- 34:12So you built this into the story and in the blood
- 34:15and how does it frame in the story?
- 34:17- Well, I had a girl who's adopted
- 34:20and she's very curious about her adopted parents
- 34:22and like a lot of adopted kids, she has these fantasies
- 34:26about who are her parents?
- 34:28Are they actors?
- 34:29Are they famous?
- 34:30Are they scientists?
- 34:32What was it about them?
- 34:33And she takes a DNA test when she turns 18
- 34:37and she starts trying to build a family tree
- 34:40and it's really difficult.
- 34:41For that part, I talked to Leah Larkin, who's a pretty well-known genetic genealogist.
- 34:47She helped me figure out how I could make it that you wouldn't find many matches on family
- 34:51trees.
- 34:52And so she finally figures out her mother is missing, seems to have run away from home,
- 34:58and she can't figure out her dad.
- 35:00She puts her DNA on Jed match, and the police are very excited.
- 35:04They're allowed, Jed match is one of the places that works with law enforcement.
- 35:08And so they can tell that she's the daughter of the Portland Phantom serial killer that
- 35:13they've been looking for for over a decade.
- 35:16So it's like nature and nurture, who are you if your half-year genes came from a evil
- 35:24man?
- 35:24There's at least three memoirs by women who are the daughters of serial killers trying
- 35:31to grapple with what does that mean for me?
- 35:35Probably the most disturbing one was by the BTK guys,
- 35:40the buying torture killers daughter, Carrie.
- 35:45She liked her, she always was looking for dad's approval
- 35:49and saw good things in him
- 35:51and yet now realizes he's a monster.
- 35:54So that would be very hard to deal with.
- 35:57- Well, you see, yeah, that's gotta be different
- 35:59'cause you're seeing one thing and then suddenly you're shown.
- 36:02I mean, that's, you know, he always seemed
- 36:04like such a nice guy, as they always say, right?
- 36:06- Now you've written thrillers for,
- 36:08mysteries and thrillers for adults,
- 36:09but you mainly have written for teenagers
- 36:13and a younger audience.
- 36:14- I switched, yeah.
- 36:16I wrote a book with it that had to have a teen
- 36:19as a main character inspired by these real overseas bootcamps
- 36:24that kids were being sent to that were a scam basically
- 36:27and were horrible to the teens.
- 36:29It was just such an interesting story.
- 36:31And I thought, well, there are adult books
- 36:34main characters. And my agent said, "No, this is a young adult book." And she repped a lot of them,
- 36:40and that's how it's sold. And then I like writing for teenagers because if you can hook a kid and
- 36:46make them want to read, then you can change their life. I hear from a teenager a day, probably on
- 36:52TikTok saying, "You're the reason I'm a reader." So I kind of feel like I'm a surgeon or something,
- 36:58you know, like I fixed something in somebody. It's very similar to what Roald Dahl had for you,
- 37:03Like the fact that you can respond back to them, I think that's it's and this is a really great world
- 37:07We live in where you actually have authors who can respond. Yes, I actually still keep in touch
- 37:13With there are a lot of the teens that I hear from hopefully this isn't true for all teens
- 37:18But they're looking for an escape. They are living in a really bad situation
- 37:23They're like in foster care or they're hiding the bottles of alcohol from their alcoholic mom or something
- 37:30So, and there's some that I have kept in touch with for years, like they're in their 20s now.
- 37:36And now let's hear from this episode's sponsor.
- 37:39Hi everyone, I'm Jamie Davis, show manager for Author Nation.
- 37:42I'm back with another fun dad joke for you.
- 37:45And don't forget to come to the conference and get one from me in person.
- 37:49So why are math textbooks always the saddest books in the school?
- 37:54Well, they're the ones with the most problems.
- 37:58What is the shift from when you're writing to adults,
- 38:02where for adults, where anything goes,
- 38:05are there certain key elements
- 38:06when you're gonna put out a book
- 38:08and you know it's gonna be 12 years of age and up?
- 38:11- Well, you know, there's kind of different ways
- 38:13of approaching it.
- 38:14Like people who don't worry about being in schools
- 38:17can probably do whatever they want.
- 38:19Like I had a friend whose book was a paperback original,
- 38:22so that means more like the teens are buying it
- 38:25rather than a hardcover,
- 38:26which is pretty much librarians and parents or whatever.
- 38:29She had a lot of F-bombs and I was like,
- 38:31"Maybe you want to cut those back."
- 38:32But she didn't and it sold really well as a paperback.
- 38:35But I had written some books for a Christian imprint
- 38:41that Thomas Nelson, which is part of Harper Collins.
- 38:43So they have one set of books
- 38:45where they're all about Christianity
- 38:46and another set that are just like normal books,
- 38:48only nobody swears or has sex.
- 38:51So that taught me that you could do a lot
- 38:55just by relying on your reader to fill in the blanks.
- 38:58If you say the man swore in her ear,
- 39:02then they are gonna fill that blank in
- 39:04with whatever works for them.
- 39:06And if you're 12 or 18 or 24,
- 39:08you're gonna maybe use different words.
- 39:11The same with violence,
- 39:12you can just talk about how somebody is horrified
- 39:16by what happened, but you don't have to say,
- 39:17it's kind of like the monsters and stranger things.
- 39:21I felt like they were way more scary
- 39:23until I could see them.
- 39:24And once I could see them, I'm like, oh, it's kind of like alien mixed with a
- 39:29pterodactyl or something.
- 39:30And they just weren't as impactful when it was my scared imagination filling it in.
- 39:35There is a term in YA called clean teen.
- 39:38And I don't like that term.
- 39:39It kind of implies everything else is dirty teen or something.
- 39:42So, but I am mostly leaving things up to readers' imagination.
- 39:47I remember years ago when I was on live journal, like probably 20 years ago,
- 39:52There was a librarian who lost her job over, I think it was like F words in a
- 39:57book, like that she just ended up, she's like, I'm drinking wine in my
- 40:00parents' basement and I lost my job.
- 40:02And I thought, well, I don't ever want a librarian to lose their job for it.
- 40:07That's not the F word is not an important reason.
- 40:10You know what I mean?
- 40:11There's, right.
- 40:12Yeah.
- 40:12There's plenty of other things to stand up for besides the F word, but I mean,
- 40:16it is a slippery slope.
- 40:18Yeah.
- 40:18So I thought I just, I guess I haven't, I've had a few challenges, but mostly it's been people
- 40:25who haven't even read the book. Sometimes you will get pushed back. And this scares me is,
- 40:31like if you have a gay character, I've had librarians say I can't have a book with a gay
- 40:35character. Isn't that sad? That's so sad. And libraries. Oh my God. It is very sad. And then
- 40:41you, I feel like the ones you hear from are, there's probably a whole bunch more that are looking at
- 40:47They're going to buy one of these two books and one has a game in character and one doesn't and they're going to buy the one that doesn't
- 40:54And they're never going to tell anyone that's like called soft censorship. I worry about soft censorship
- 40:59I mean, there is a pushback now to the mom's for liberties mom's for liberty movement, but
- 41:05It's still as scary how much it feels like
- 41:08Think the clock has turned back on a lot of things like oh my gosh. Yeah the books that are getting challenged usually deal with race or
- 41:16gender. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's going all going the wrong way. It's going to be it's going to cost
- 41:22backlash for a while, I think. Okay, so you won awards for writing for reluctant readers. I need
- 41:29to understand this term because if they're reluctant, how do you get them read in the first place?
- 41:34Basically, you hold them down. That's what the dish knowledge, you tie them up.
- 41:38I wrote 12 books for adults. I wrote that book that was for teens called Shock Point. The first
- 41:44review from Kirkus, you know, that means sometimes it was like something of a pot boiler but might
- 41:50appeal to reluctant readers. And the next review from School Library Journal is much nicer,
- 41:54but also said reluctant readers. And I thought, how weird they're both using the same unusual term
- 41:59that no one knows. But what I didn't realize was adults who don't like to read, they don't read.
- 42:05Teens who don't like to read are forced to read some by school. So they're--
- 42:09Right. And parents sometimes, yeah.
- 42:11Yes, but they're looking for books that are not as long like some of the Harry Potter's
- 42:17are like, you know, 600 pages.
- 42:19Oh my gosh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 42:21Intimidating to a kid who doesn't like to read.
- 42:23They're looking for something exciting on the first chapter.
- 42:27They're looking for short chapters, cliffhangers.
- 42:29But then once they started trying to write for that group, I realized we all like that
- 42:34stuff.
- 42:34If I'm reading a book and I page ahead and it's 50 more pages till the end of the chapter,
- 42:39I'm just going to go to bed.
- 42:40But if it's three pages and then when I get there,
- 42:43it ends on a cliffhanger, I'm going to keep reading.
- 42:45So I'm trying to grab those kids
- 42:48and make them realize that reading is fun.
- 42:51- That's awesome.
- 42:51I like short chapters for that same reason.
- 42:53So I want people to be kind of--
- 42:54- Yeah, it's like potato chips.
- 42:56You just keep eating and eating.
- 42:58- All right, this has been absolutely fantastic.
- 43:01We have a couple more questions that we ask everyone.
- 43:05The first is, what do you consider
- 43:06to be your author's superpower?
- 43:08It would probably be research that would be my spot.
- 43:11- I was gonna say, she sounds more like Batman
- 43:14because she's got all the training now.
- 43:16And so like--
- 43:17- That's true.
- 43:18I was thinking Kung Fu might be her strength,
- 43:20but that's not really a writing strength.
- 43:21It's a defense strength, but brilliant.
- 43:25Good, good, good.
- 43:26Okay, so we have a wheel of questions.
- 43:29- Random questions, so prepare yourself.
- 43:34I get the sound effect and everything.
- 43:37Oh, no, it's just 'cause I don't have the mic.
- 43:38- Yeah, I was gonna say, the clicking's gone.
- 43:40- All right, what is your ideal night out?
- 43:43Do you like dress up fancy restaurants
- 43:45or shorts in a beach bar or a movie, drive in?
- 43:49- Find us gonna combine things.
- 43:51It would probably be a nice meal
- 43:53and then go into listen to live music.
- 43:56So we have some live music stuff coming up
- 44:00that I'm already excited about.
- 44:02And but usually we only do one of those two things.
- 44:05We have pizza and go to music
- 44:08We have a nice dinner out and we come home.
- 44:10But if I could combine the two, I think it would be perfect.
- 44:13- Oh, that's fair.
- 44:14All right, Nick, what about you?
- 44:16What's your ideal?
- 44:16I know your ideal, but what does the rest of the world
- 44:18know what your ideal might be?
- 44:20(laughs)
- 44:21- Short, I'm short on a beach bar all the way.
- 44:23Hopefully just come out of the water from diving
- 44:26and sit by the side.
- 44:29- Yeah, I love that you're,
- 44:30and I know your wife and she's lovely,
- 44:32but I love that your ideal date with her
- 44:34is a go under water where you can't talk to each other.
- 44:37(laughs)
- 44:38- Yeah, well, she'd be the first one to say.
- 44:41- That's all right.
- 44:42- My wife is like, oh yes, I don't wanna hear him
- 44:44from him, so. (laughing)
- 44:45I would say, I gotta agree with April.
- 44:47I like the idea, I do of course love a beach bar,
- 44:49but live music and something casual is always,
- 44:53it's always fun to go.
- 44:54So if you could combine a beach bar and live music,
- 44:56then I'm in heaven.
- 44:57- Oh, that would be great. - Yeah, that's pretty cool.
- 44:58- Yeah, that's pretty cool.
- 44:59- Even a really good cover band.
- 45:01- Oh yeah, I mean, I wanna know the songs
- 45:03'cause I love to sing along to, you know,
- 45:07Guns N' Roses played by an overweight guy.
- 45:11- And you wanna hear Doug sing.
- 45:13- Okay, I'll take care of it.
- 45:14- If you wanna be put off music for the rest of your life,
- 45:16hear Doug sing.
- 45:17- I'd be happy to, yes.
- 45:19- April, thank you so much for joining us.
- 45:21This has been truly a pleasure
- 45:23and thanks for sharing all your historical secrets with us.
- 45:28We really appreciate it and all the best.
- 45:29Now when this airs in the blood,
- 45:31I'm sure we'll have already topped the charts.
- 45:34- All right, thank you.
- 45:35(upbeat music)
- 45:42- Thank you so much, April.
- 45:43What a lovely lady.
- 45:44- She was very lovely.
- 45:45Makes me feel like I'm not doing enough to research though.
- 45:47I tell you what.
- 45:48- Oh my gosh.
- 45:49- Well, I'm gonna see if I,
- 45:51I think you gotta worry if I let Ashley tie me up,
- 45:53she'd just leave me there for a while.
- 45:55- I think that's almost guaranteed.
- 45:58- No, I know Cheryl would.
- 45:59So she'd leave you in a heartbeat.
- 46:01- Oh, she'd think it was just hilarious.
- 46:02Yeah.
- 46:03- They'd probably both go,
- 46:04We'll do this, but we're gonna gag you at the same time.
- 46:06- Exactly, yeah, yeah.
- 46:08Like just give me sippy cup with some rum in it
- 46:10and then leave. - Sippy cup.
- 46:12- The genealogy, I mean, and there was some stuff
- 46:15I know from her bio and that, and she mentioned
- 46:19all of these grandfathers and great-grandfathers
- 46:20with this stuff, I know there's a witch in her,
- 46:24back in her genealogy somewhere.
- 46:26Isn't that amazing?
- 46:28- I do, I do, I mean, I have done a little bit of genealogy
- 46:30and I enjoy it, but it can, talk about a rabbit hole.
- 46:34I could spend like she says, been a year doing it.
- 46:36Like you start doing it and you're like,
- 46:37oh, it's so much like a little mystery you guys solve.
- 46:42So yeah, it's fascinating.
- 46:43I think it's kind of neat.
- 46:45Oh, you ever done much of your genealogy?
- 46:46Did anybody know who you are?
- 46:49I mean, I know a lot of people call you a son of a bitch,
- 46:51but that's just how you do your genealogy.
- 46:53- Don't talk about my mom like that.
- 46:54She loves your book. - No, I love your mom.
- 46:55I love your mom.
- 46:57- Dig it out, Doug.
- 46:58- I don't know how she went wrong with you,
- 47:00but I know what I think.
- 47:03(laughing)
- 47:03She's going to explain how I was adopted.
- 47:05All right, so yes, I've had a couple of periods of time
- 47:12where I've looked a little bit back.
- 47:14It really got back as far as the early 1900s, World War I,
- 47:20what would be a great grandfather of mine,
- 47:21I believe, was in World War I.
- 47:23He was actually mustard gas.
- 47:25He was blinded by mustard gas and the trenches and stuff
- 47:28like that.
- 47:29Yeah, so pretty interesting.
- 47:30But I've never hired a server, so gone back
- 47:33than that. But it's something that's fascinated me. I'd love to do and I just never got around
- 47:38to seriously attacking it, you know?
- 47:40Yeah, no. It's a lot easier than it used to be. I used to be able to go, like, wade
- 47:44through all these, like, microfilm. And now Ancestry.com does half of it for you. But
- 47:49it's still pretty impressive. I don't know. And I think it's neat that she's done this
- 47:53and taken it and used it as, like, she's done all this research. She now knows how to do
- 47:57it. So then putting that into the book makes it really great, like, a good way to do that.
- 48:03Oh, it's very enjoyable. Yeah. Also, I'm gonna try to get myself tied up and see how that works.
- 48:10Can't wait to see you next. I'll do it. All right. Thank you for your support on Patreon
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- 48:22April that'll drop in there when this goes live. Yeah, yeah, it's a great one. Great one. So thank you.
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